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Summary

The Rod Ryan Show – Full Show Highlights

Date: July 27, 2026
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM), Houston

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode captures a typical Monday on The Rod Ryan Show: energetic banter, community interaction, trending news, pop culture, giveaways, and contests. The hosts dive into both local and national headlines, participate in their signature "Suburb Summer Sizzler" contest, dish about Comic-Con, discuss tech anxiety among parents, and serve up their unique mix of irreverent humor and local pride. Listener engagement, featured call-ins, and humorous quirks—including a now-infamous cruise-ship foot-fork story—create a lively, highly interactive broadcast.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Show Opener & Daily Rundown

[01:02 – 02:28]

• Hosts discuss technical issues with their phone lines from the previous week, but announce all is working today.
• Contests & Giveaways Announced:
  • "Fresh out of Bed, Head to Head" trivia contest (6:20)
  • Motley Crue tickets with Tesla & Extreme (Fun Fact Flash, 06:24)
  • Sold-out Stained, Seether, Hoobastank, Hinder tickets (7:20)
  • Suburb Summer Sizzler: Conroe vs. Katy (8:20)
  • “Gas Cash” $1,000 keyword opportunity (9:10)
• "Chili Six Picks" photo lineup teased. Weather: Expect a "smoking hot" week—high humidity, feels like temps of 107+.

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2. News & Trending Topics

[02:28 – 06:44; 13:32 – 15:03; 31:08 – 39:06; 66:30 – 72:11]

• National/Global News:
  • US pauses strikes on Iran, but conflict spreads; military maintains naval blockade.
  • Trump reportedly hesitates to escalate for fear of “widening the conflict and draining defense stockpiles.”
  • Multiple 100-degree days forecasted in Houston—heat advisories all week.
  • Tragic mass shooting in Seattle and daring parachute jumpers evade police after leaping from the Space Needle.
• Parenting & Tech Anxiety:
  • Discussion centers on parental fear of kids’ phone usage; parents lose up to 7 hours of sleep/week worrying.
  • Rules for devices at home detailed—tablets not allowed in bedrooms, strict supervision.
  • Survey: Tech and social media are top sources of modern parenting stress.
• Pop Culture & Entertainment:
  • Comic-Con Standouts: Ryan Reynolds disguised as Deadpool in an off-screen costume; Green Day’s Billy Joe Armstrong plays “Basket Case” atop an ice cream truck to promote band movie "Nimrods."
  • Music News: Greta Van Fleet teases Friday release, plans intimate Chicago show.
  • Super Bowl of Comic Cons: “San Diego is the Comic-Con of Comic Cons.”
  • Viral Bootleg: Odyssey movie pirated, 2 million+ views in 2.5 hours before takedown.
  • Rick Moranis Returns: Beloved actor appears at Spaceballs panel, cheered for prioritizing family over Hollywood.
  • Van Halen Drama: Sammy Hagar invites David Lee Roth to his Vegas residency; history between the two recounted.
  • Next Generation Rockers: Observations on children of rock stars (Tom Morello, Dave Grohl, Jacoby Shaddix) joining parents onstage.

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3. Sports Update

[06:44 – 07:05; 38:27 – 39:05; 71:47 – 72:11; 100:01 – 101:32]

• Local Focus:
  • Astros drop a game to White Sox (12-3), but won weekend series.
  • Upcoming: Astros vs. Angels (8:38 PM, Sports Talk 790).
• National:
  • LeBron James signs 2-year deal with the 76ers (“veteran minimum…huge disappointment if Philly doesn’t win an NBA title in 2 years”).
  • Training camp for Texans starts this week; countdown to football season.

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4. Listener Interaction & Call-ins

First Phone Call: Zane – [09:11 – 12:43]

• Zane calls in as part of the show’s “Most Interactive Radio Show” segment, shares stories about bathroom remodels, gives birthday shout-out to girlfriend Katelyn, and plugs Decoy Quality Services.
• "You never know what’s going to be there, man.” – Christopher, [12:43]

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5. Contests & Games

A) Fresh Out of Bed, Head-to-Head

[16:56 – 22:47]

• Contestants: Todd (“Why is the carpet wet, Todd?”) vs. "Other Ben".
• Todd wins (correctly answers “cube has six faces,” “meteorologist”).
• Memorable moment:
  • “Todd has played twice in this go around, and he’s only used four questions…chiming in very quick.” – Christopher, [18:27]
• OG Ben commiserates about not getting through.

B) Fun Fact/Flashback

[22:46 – 29:37]

• Facts:
  • The California grizzly bear (on state flag) extinct for 100+ yrs.
  • Watches in ads set to 10:10 (for logo framing).
  • Scientists in China grew a human tooth from stem cells in urine ("A tooth from pee!”).
• British term for eraser ("rubber") is correct answer for Motley Crue ticket winner.

C) Suburb Summer Sizzler: Conroe vs. Katy

[75:37 – 86:11]

• Both contestants hyped up their commitment on Open Phones Friday.
• Song snippet contest: Rage Against the Machine’s "Guerrilla Radio."
• Result: Heather (Conroe) edges Christopher (Katy) after he blanks on the band’s name.
  • “I might have choked on that myself. I love that band too much.” – Christopher, [86:11]
  • “With our powers combined, we could have both won.” – Heather, [85:18]

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6. Trending Topics & Social Media

[13:32 – 15:03; 49:52 – 52:33; 77:23 – 80:53]

• Sam Altman (OpenAI CEO):
  • Claims AI has “achieved singularity—smarter than us. Great, Terminator time!” – Rod, [14:18]
• Shark Week: Sign it’s “end of summer.”
• Emma Roberts’ Wedding
• Comic-Con:
  • Deadpool, Rick Moranis making headlines.

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7. Humor, Viral, and Oddities

• CRUISE SHIP FOOT-FORK VIRAL VIDEO
  • Woman caught scraping dead skin from her foot with a dining room fork on Carnival cruise. Carnival’s official response: “Forks are intended for food, not foot care. The fork has been retired.”
  • Host obsession and disgust:
    • “The most disgusting thing I saw over the weekend…” – Christopher, [59:26]
• Chili 6 Picks:
  • Chilli’s action-packed weekend includes: retrieving a restored Toyota Land Cruiser, encountering the Dutch World Cup orange bus at Galveston, playing bingo at a Katy bar, MCing a cowboy contest, and meeting “Latin Ella Langley.”
    • “Tell me about the orange bus…” – Christopher, [46:00]
• AI Chatbot Flirting Debate:
  • “If you’re flirting with ChatGPT, is that cheating? ...Anything you do that you don’t want your person to know about is almost cheating.” – Christopher, [118:01]

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8. Community, School Talk, and Local Flavor

[53:51 – 56:59]

• Countdown to school, “boohoo breakfast” tradition for kindergarten parents revealed.
• Parents strategize on which teachers their kids are assigned, likening it to NFL season scheduling.

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9. Technology & Local Experiences

• Waymo (Driverless Rideshare) Review:
  • Rod shares first experience in a driverless Jaguar.
  • “I couldn’t believe how at ease I was immediately… It was like I was from the future.” – [107:01]
  • “Would you do it?” “Yeah. Why not? For the novelty…” – Alex, [111:04]
  • Reflections on how quickly ride sharing and self-driving have become normalized.

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10. Contest Wrap-Ups & Ticket Winners

• Motley Crue, Stained, Seven Dust, Theory of a Deadman tickets given away to dedicated listeners, usually via on-air call-in trivia.
  • “What game did Chili find himself playing over the weekend?” “Bingo.” – Mo/Alex, [128:43]; Winner: Alan

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (Timestamps)

• “Astros lost, but at least they took the series. That’s what’s going on in sports.” – Alex, [07:05]
• “I’m not the reason Shark Week is trending, though I know you love Shark Week, Rod…” – Rod [14:44]
• “No creeping!” – Mo, on summer attire, [15:56]
• “Almost always when you see a watch ad, the time is set to 10:10. That is fun.” – Christopher, [24:29]
• “Chili’s working on a huge blog page. All the highlights are on links and guests today.” – Alex, [06:02]
• “You never know what’s going to be there, man.” (on first call-ins) – Christopher, [12:43]
• “I have techxiety—er, texiety—around here. I wonder if the phones are going to work today.” – Christopher, [08:29]
• “So disgusting…Three things you must see: The cruise, the foot, and the fork.” – Christopher/Alex, [64:41-65:06]
• “I’ve had a taste of the future!” – Christopher, on driverless cars, [110:00]

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Notable Segments (Timestamps)

• [16:56 – 22:47] Fresh Out of Bed, Head-to-Head contest
• [22:46 – 29:37] Fun Fact / Flashback and on-air winner
• [75:37 – 86:11] Suburb Summer Sizzler: Conroe vs. Katy, music trivia
• [59:26; 61:03 – 64:37] Viral “cruise ship foot fork” story and Carnival’s public response
• [104:31 – 111:21] Rod’s review of Waymo driverless rideshare experience

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Tone & Style

• Language: Conversational, high-energy, self-effacing, full of Houston and alternative rock community flavor. Hosts riff freely, with inside jokes and rapid topic changes.
• Engagement: Listeners are “family”—called by name, their emails read on-air, encouraged to interact (calls, social media, etc).
• Humor: Mix of local pride, self-deprecation, spicy takes (“no creeping!”), and bemused disgust (cruise foot-fork).

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Summary

For listeners and fans, this episode is a classic Rod Ryan Show—equal parts Houston energy, irreverent original content, meaningful community buzz, and oddball viral moments.

• National/international news sets the serious tone, then quickly pivots to music, parenting, viral celebrity appearances, and even AI relationship debates.
• Contests and giveaways remain a show staple—listeners are treated like regulars and winners are celebrated.
• The show closes with reminders on upcoming contests, a push for listener participation and charity, and a plug for their always-updated blog pages and podcasts.

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If you missed the show:
This episode features non-stop engagement, back-to-school jitters, a Houston scorcher, dedicated listeners fighting for suburb bragging rights, lots of giveaways, deep dives into comic, music, and viral weirdness, plus musings about the future—both driverless and dangerously foot-focused.
The podcast is available at the Rod Ryan Show page at thebuzz.com for the full experience.

Transcript

[Rod Ryan]

Hey everybody.

[Alex]

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[Christopher]

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[Mo]

Evening.

[Christopher]

Buyer's remorse. Buy a new car. I'll be moving in. Let's get started.

[Alex]

Sorry, I think there's been a mistake. I bought it from Carvana.

[Christopher]

You what?

[Alex]

Yeah, great price. I even have seven days to love it or return it.

[Christopher]

So there's no.

[Alex]

No, no buyer's remorse. More like buyers rejoice.

[Christopher]

I guess I'll let myself out. Congratulations. I mean it.

[Alex]

Buyers rejoice. Buy your car today on Carvana. Limitations and exclusions may apply. See our 7 day return policy at Carvana.

[Mo]

Do

[Christopher]

see if these phones work today. We couldn't play the Fresh out of Bed Head to Head on Friday. I was just looking for. I just panic. I'm looking for Todd's speech. Alex is like dude, we didn't play on Friday. Okay. That's why we don't have a speech. So we'll get Todd back on with us. I believe he's going for win number three today. Fresh out of Bed Head to Head will play at 6:20. We're back giving away Motley Crue tickets. Tesla Extreme. September 11th, Woodlands Pavilion. What a great show. We'll have those for you on the fun fact Flash. Sold out Stained tickets. We'll hook you up at 7:20. Just gonna take caller 10 for that. See their hinder hoopa stank. October 17th. Sold out.

[Rod Ryan]

There it is.

[Christopher]

The suburb Summer Sizzler. Conroe versus Katie. I believe both contestants checked in on open phones Friday, right?

[Alex]

They did.

[Christopher]

They were both like slinging on Friday. So I'm really looking forward to this matchup. We already talked to Heather and Christopher. Heather and Conroe. Christopher and 80. They're gonna battle it out at 8:20 today. It's gonna be a good one. Gas cash is back with us at around 9:10 7. Dust with theory of a Dead Man. We got tickets on Mo the show today. We'll talk chili six picks. We'll talk about how many hundred degree temperatures we're gonna have this week. It's gonna get warm here. Good morning Mo. What you got in Houston's headlines.

[Alex]

Hey. So nationally, we know the US has paused its strikes on Iran, but the war is spreading to new fronts. So the military said on Saturday its naval blockade against Iran remains in full effect. According to the New York Times, Trump has decided for now to back away from plans to ramp up attacks because advisers are worried about widening the conflict, draining defense stockpiles, among other reasons. Rod, I heard someone say, I'm no meteorologist, I'm just the messenger. Okay.

[Christopher]

That you, that you. I've heard you say that.

[Alex]

I should say that more often. It's going to be another smoking hot week. Okay. Another summertime heat ridge has arrived. Could bring multiple 100 degree days to Houston this week. You factor in the humidity and the feels like temperatures will be close to 108 each day. 98 only feels like 107 today. But plan for heat advisories all week as well. Do you have techxiety, like technology anxiety?

[Christopher]

I don't know that I do. Is that like people that constantly have to check their phones because they feel like they're missing out or people that

[Alex]

feel like they're doing it all wrong? This one specifically looks at parents. So if you're a parent of maybe a kid with a phone, chances are you spent a few nights staring at the ceiling wondering, what are they doing on that phone?

[Christopher]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Alex]

This survey looked at parents of school age children and how technology has become one of the biggest sources of modern parenting stress for them. And the ones that were surveyed say they have lost on average 7 hours of sleep per week because that's what they're laying in bed thinking about.

[Christopher]

I'm wondering if you've got a younger person that's just got. Got a new phone or whatever. Like there's no way that's going in the bedroom with them. For me.

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Alex]

And they have so many other options now too. Right.

[Christopher]

My kids, my kids got a little

[Alex]

tablet, but you're not getting an iPhone, you're getting a phone which is like, you can only call me.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

But even like the tablet is kind of known in my house that it's

[Alex]

not in the bedroom.

[Christopher]

It's not the bedroom.

[Alex]

Right.

[Christopher]

Yeah. She's got to ask when to use it.

[Alex]

We're learning.

[Christopher]

And it's always downstairs. All of this anxiety.

[Alex]

Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Christopher]

Parents that are losing sleep, More things to be anxious about.

[Alex]

Right, Right. Hey, remember last week when Johnny Depp dressing as Scrooge at Comic Con was like the headline we were all talking about? Yeah. Did Ryan. Ryan Reynolds, like, feel that to his core because he had to top it.

[Christopher]

I mean, these things were all planned out a long time ago, but if you look at some of the Comic Con stuff, there's a lot. Ryan Reynolds got to walk around amongst the people and he just looks like

[Rod Ryan]

he's a regular guy and took pictures

[Christopher]

and took pictures with hundreds of people, but they just thought he was a regular guy in a weird costume. Like he was dressed as a version of Deadpool. They didn't know the real Ryan Reynolds was inside there.

[Alex]

Yeah, he did. Wearing never before seen on screen gray Deadpool costume.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, wow.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I thought it was a double denim. Like it was a nod to the Canadian tuxedo.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, you would think.

[Christopher]

It looked a little denimy to me.

[Alex]

About 7,000 Marvel fans packed the convention center, some camping out for over 30 hours to get a spot on this panel where all of this new stuff was released. Lots of comic stuff.

[Christopher]

I mean, if you got a picture with him and then it turned out to be the real Deadpool, would, you know.

[Rod Ryan]

No. Maybe.

[Alex]

Maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

I guess it was the special break.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Christopher]

But then he.

[Mo]

I went live.

[Rod Ryan]

I had a picture with any Deadpool back. Well, that was before you changed into it.

[Alex]

That was him. I swear it was him.

[Christopher]

Well, there's a lot of Comic Con stuff.

[Alex]

Yeah, it's big in the head.

[Rod Ryan]

It was like the Super Bowl Comic Cons. The San Diego one.

[Christopher]

Yeah. So there's a Chili's working on a huge blog page. All the highlights are on links and guests today.

[Alex]

And then last week we were talking about Greta Van Fleece.

[Christopher]

Yeah, why? They have a new album coming out

[Alex]

and it's released a new song. Last week.

[Christopher]

No, they teased a new song and it was weeks out. It might be Friday.

[Alex]

Friday's the day. Yeah.

[Christopher]

A new song's coming.

[Alex]

Yeah. Saw you stand comes out Friday. They're also going to be doing some very interesting intimate shows. Like they're doing one on Friday in Chicago at the Metro. I don't know, it's just kind of weird.

[Christopher]

They're an arena band, so if they're playing a club, that's a big deal.

[Alex]

I think it's cool. Friday, new music. We'll hear it here. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex. Astros lost to the White Sox yesterday, 12 to three. They did take two of three from Chicago over the weekend, though. Tonight they're gonna open up a three game series with the Angels on the road. Tetsu Ime is going to be on the mound for the Strokes. Going up against Team LA's Walbert Urena. First pitches at 8:38 and you can listen to the game on our sister station Sports Talk 790. That is what's going on in sports.

[Christopher]

Okay, guys, lock and load for a Monday. Who's up? Who wants the first phone call today? Just at least let us know if the phones work. 713-212-5945. We got a pretty good one planned for you today. 713-212-5945. If you want that first phone call, the most interactive show on the radio starts right now. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day. He was at Comic Con. Yeah, yeah, it. I told you that we got that big Comic Con link going up. Chili's working on it now.

[Alex]

So much.

[Christopher]

There's a lot. But they have a movie coming out and I think it's, you know, it's their movie about them. I don't know if it's a documentary Nimrod, I think it's called, but he showed up with an ice cream truck and he's playing on top of it and they're giving out ice cream cones. I like that. That's on the Comic Con blog page today. Good morning, everybody. Rod Ryan show. Well, we're gonna be very, very busy today. I'm a little anxious. What did you say?

[Mo]

Text. Text

[Christopher]

anxious thing.

[Alex]

Texiety.

[Christopher]

Texiety. I have phonexiety around here. I'm wondering if the phones are going to work today. I need them to do the show. I need them and I see a bunch of people calling. Let's see if we can get hook up with them. So 10% chance of rain today. That's it. Mostly sunny. True temperatures, highs of around 95. Yes, it's going to feel a lot warmer than that. Seven time hall of famer, two time world champion. Why is the carpet wet? Todd? I think he's going to be on with us. Let me the phones work.

[Rod Ryan]

What up?

[Alex]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[Christopher]

Good morning Rod Ryan show.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning.

[Christopher]

Oh my God. The calm that just came. My entire body.

[Rod Ryan]

Dude.

[Christopher]

Who is this? Oh, this is Zayn Burkhart. Zayn. Thank you. First time caller ever.

[Alex]

Ever feels extra good.

[Christopher]

Wow. Alex got some sleep. This again. This is the first time you've ever called us. Yes, and I, I, I got through.

[Rod Ryan]

Crazy.

[Christopher]

Yeah, it's, it's insane. It's. And the, the cool thing is for me, you're not the only one calling it's like, yeah, there's a couple other people that want to get on. Zane, what do you do?

[Mo]

Perfect.

[Christopher]

What do you do that you're up. I saw bathrooms, bathroom remodels. Like that whole thing like where you do it in one day. Yes, exactly. I did that deal with my mom as when she was still in her house. I mean, this is up in New York, so. But they came in and you've seen these commercials on tv. I don't know if this is like your place, but it's a complete. It's like for old people that can't get. They can't step over the tub anymore.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

So they took out my mom pretty much. They took out my mom's bathtub and they said, you know, we'll do it in one day. Let me tell you, Zane, and I don't know if your situation is the same. The poor guy they sent to my mom's house, he was taking a sledgehammer to that cast iron tub and. Oh yeah, it took him two days. They normally get it done in a day. A bathroom install. And this guy. I don't know what they put that tub in in 1968 in my mom's house. But that cast iron tub, they said that poor guy was struggling for hours. Do you have that problem?

[Rod Ryan]

Yes, but unfortunately.

[Christopher]

Well, actually, good news. I have a good helper.

[Mo]

So.

[Christopher]

Okay. Yeah, he does all that. This son of a bitch was all by himself. And this. I can't even imagine what that cast iron tub weighs.

[Alex]

Oh, no.

[Christopher]

We break up in, like at least five pieces before we can even carry it. Yeah, it was built in. And you know what? I'll tell you. You know what color it was? It was green.

[Alex]

I was just saying yellow. But no, the light pink.

[Christopher]

1968, they only made green bathtubs and green telephones. Oh, w. They had that weird green.

[Mo]

Wow. Yeah.

[Christopher]

But that is me. That is what I do.

[Alex]

One day.

[Christopher]

Bathroom installed. That's awesome. Is it your company or you work for someone? I work for someone. It's a good company. I don't want to say their name on there. Here's the deal. Yeah. I was going to ask you. It's up to you. If you want to give a plug. There's a couple people listening right now. Dude, a free plug on the air. It's all yours if you want it. Well, if I can do it, I'll just give my girlfriend Katelyn a shout

[Rod Ryan]

out for her birthday.

[Christopher]

She just turned 27. Yeah. And other than that, there is a

[Rod Ryan]

company called Decoy quality services and they

[Christopher]

do all sorts of work with lighting and all that. And I love to give them a shout out.

[Rod Ryan]

They're great.

[Christopher]

That's perfect. All right, well, listen, hey Zane, thanks for being there in the morning. Now do you have an install on the books today? You're working like you know where you're going and what you're doing today. Not today exactly. It's all surprise once you get there and first thing in the morning.

[Rod Ryan]

So it's like Christmas, almost Christmas.

[Christopher]

So I'm sure it'll be somewhere far

[Rod Ryan]

away in flash iron tub.

[Christopher]

All right, good luck.

[Alex]

Keep us posted.

[Christopher]

Good luck. My sister said. Thank you, Zane. My sister said this guy was working his ass off. He's like what they. I don't know what they put that thing in there with.

[Alex]

Dang.

[Christopher]

All right. Thank you, Zane. That's good stuff. I love that first phone call. You never know what's going to be there, man. Okay, let's get. Let's get a first break here. I've got to take a break. When we come back at a rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for the fresh out of bed. Head to head. Houston's rock.

[Alex]

Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[Mo]

94.

[Alex]

5 the Buzz.

[Christopher]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this MILF Monday. That's our Instagram feature. Chili, six pics are up. I haven't had a chance to go through them yet but I saw them there. So yeah, all those links on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] nothing over a 10% chance of rain. Mostly sunny today. True temperature 95. Alex, what's trending?

[Rod Ryan]

LeBron James is trending.

[Christopher]

76ers.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

He's on Phil Alpha and he signed

[Rod Ryan]

a two year deal with them on Friday.

[Christopher]

But that's what all the people been talking about all weekend long.

[Rod Ryan]

It's been the biggest story in sports.

[Christopher]

Not for a lot of money either.

[Rod Ryan]

Veteran minimum. I mean he's got a zillion dollars already.

[Christopher]

Yeah, of course.

[Rod Ryan]

But his endorsement. So he doesn't need it.

[Christopher]

He wants to win a championship. So is that the place to do it?

[Rod Ryan]

Huge disappointment if Philadelphia does not win an NBA title the next two years.

[Christopher]

He's giving them two years. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Shameful city. If they can't get it done.

[Christopher]

Is this kid. Are they going to keep his kid on the Lakers?

[Mo]

Maybe.

[Christopher]

Is he good enough or is that just doing A favor to the wrong.

[Rod Ryan]

He's got a contract.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Got a guaranteed contract. All right.

[Christopher]

What else? Sam Altman is trending.

[Rod Ryan]

The OpenAI CEO says that AI has become singular. It's achieved singularity, which means it's like it's smarter than us. We did it Now. Great Terminator.

[Christopher]

That's it. It didn't take long. That escalated. That escalated quickly.

[Rod Ryan]

It's gonna happen. So just exactly what we've warned you guys about.

[Christopher]

It's about to start.

[Rod Ryan]

Happen. Don't say we didn't tell you now.

[Christopher]

Keep making those funny pictures. Alex. That's not what it is.

[Rod Ryan]

That's not what it is. Okay. I'm not the reason Shark Week is trending, though. I know you love Shark Week, Rod. That is this week. Which means school's about to start.

[Alex]

I know.

[Rod Ryan]

That was always the end of summer was like Little League, World Series and Shark Week. You know, it's over at that point. But Shark Week. Happy Shark Week, everybody. That's what's trending on 94.

[Mo]

5.

[Rod Ryan]

The BUZ.

[Christopher]

I guess we're kind of gonna play Friday speech. Because we didn't play Friday.

[Rod Ryan]

Thursdays speech.

[Christopher]

Thursday speech.

[Rod Ryan]

The one that we're gonna play on Friday.

[Christopher]

That's the one I got. Good morning, everybody. This is. Why is the carpet wet?

[Mo]

Todd?

[Christopher]

Another game against another hall of Famer. And another game where I only use two of most magnificent questions. Join me on free beer Friday when I make it win number three. Well, that's what we had hoped to do, but we're gonna have to. Well, we punted. We had to. And so we'll get Todd on. And then if you want to play Todd. You don't know who Todd is.

[Alex]

Why is the carpet all wet?

[Mo]

Todd.

[Christopher]

That one. 713-212-5945. If you think you can beat him. I can't wait for summer. All the girls. Mini skirts, little mini yoga pants.

[Mo]

Oh, my God.

[Christopher]

Happy summer.

[Mo]

No creeping.

[Christopher]

The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. It's Lincoln park and the Emptiness Machine. Rod Ryan Show. Welcome back to the weekend, everybody. I. I couldn't wait. I. We're gonna get into chili. Six picks. I couldn't wait. I wanted to go pee. Julia had a pretty busy weekend. What? Looks like he was out and about. That guy. I can't wait to hear him kind of tell us and narrate through what those pictures are all about. But you can go pre. You can't wait. Like me. You can go look the world famous Rod Ryan show page at TheBuz. All right, I want to get right into this game. I want to apologize to everybody on Monday Show 1 or on Friday Show 1 more time. The phones weren't working at this time, so it looks like we've got our champ and. And who wants to take him on? We got. We're going to be able to do this here. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners.

[Alex]

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

[Christopher]

There he is. Todd, you deserve better than that. I'm sorry, we were. Mr. Ryan. Yes, yes. The phones are working. That's good. We were desperately trying to figure out some way to play the game, but. So let's just pick up where we left off. You are going for win number three. Correct. Okay. And you are taking on. Oh, this is other Ben. There's like the OG Ben. He gets the long open. Other Ben gets something that sounds like this.

[Alex]

This.

[Christopher]

Oh, Ben. Yeah. Oh. Other. Other Ben, good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Morning.

[Christopher]

You know whose ass is chapped right now? Oh, gee, Ben. He can't get through. He can't get into play. Good to have you on, bro. Other Ben. Other Ben, what was the last time you played? In April? How'd you do? Got caught seating. Oh, yeah, you stunk the place up. You stunk the place up. But now you know that Todd's a seven time hall of famer, two time world champion. Oh, he's really good. He's really good. Guess what? You be better today, okay? Other Ben, what are they playing for?

[Alex]

We have a pair of tickets to Jet September 12th at the House of Blues.

[Christopher]

Pretty good ticket. Pretty good ticket there. All right, other Ben, let's skip the other. Why don't you just yell out Ben quicker now, Todd. Good luck, Todd. Good luck, Ben.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you, man.

[Christopher]

Todd has played twice in this round in this go around, and he's only used four questions. He's been chiming in very quick. Other Ben, you be quicker. Question number one. How many square faces? Okay, Ben, you were quick on that. What's the answer? Three. That'd be wild if it was three.

[Mo]

It's not.

[Christopher]

How many square faces? Three. I'll get back to you. Ben, how many square faces does a cube have? Todd?

[Alex]

Six.

[Christopher]

Todd. Six? Yes, sir.

[Mo]

Six.

[Christopher]

I didn't. I couldn't quite hear you. But you did say six. Good. Three. Where are we going with three? Ben, you gotta be fast. Yeah, you gotta be fast.

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Christopher]

Get off me. I just threw out a number. All right, Todd's in. Next question. Todd and Ben, what is the name of the scientist who I like the way that's what you. That's how you gotta play the game with him. Him. Ben, what's the answer? Let's go with Bill Nye the science guy. Bill Nye the science guy.

[Alex]

No answer though.

[Christopher]

No, I can't. I can't. You're welcome, Todd. I think that's what you got to do here. Todd, what is the name of a scientist who studies weather? A meteorologist.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

I mean, two questions, two answ. Going to get it all questioned. Thanks, Ben. You're welcome, man. Ben, it was a strategy. It was a strategy. And sometimes it works out and then sometimes it goes the way that your game went beyond 30. All right. 30 days. Other Ben. All right. Take care. I don't know, Todd. People are just trying to figure you out out on how we can. How they can take you down. How did you lose last time? Who did you lose to? I was probably speeding.

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Christopher]

All right. Well, that's three. We're gonna add the jet tickets and then let's see if we can get you on for the next couple of days. That's three wins for you, dude. Way to go. It's way more work to get your beach body than to just find a beach body. Oh, my God. Siri, call the police.

[Mo]

Oh.

[Christopher]

The rod ryan show.

[Rod Ryan]

94.

[Christopher]

5 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

You know what?

[Christopher]

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[Mo]

Tales

[Christopher]

94. 5 the Buzz Bad Wolves and Zombie Rod Ryan show. Welcome back from the weekend, everybody. Oh, O.G. ben is listening. It's like that other Ben guy got through. He said, I am chapped AF brother Rod, you are right. The phone rang. It wasn't even busy. Chili clearly hates me. OG Ben, Clearly Chili loves you. OG Ben. He told me just the other day how much he loved you. Then I did ask a question on the air that nobody knew the answer to. Who knows the answer? Other John Todd lost to James. He did not know the answer to the most popular flavor of ice cream. He guessed Chocolate. But it was vanilla.

[Rod Ryan]

Oops.

[Christopher]

It's always vanilla. The favorite ice cream, you're like, it can't be vanilla. It is vanilla. But he. He won again today. Todd's got. Todd's on a heater. The fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning, everybody.

[Mo]

This is.

[Christopher]

Why is the carpet wet? Todd finally getting to play again after Friday's disaster. I am your fresh out of bed head to head three day champion in those three games only using six questions. You're welcome. Mo join me hopefully on Tuesday when I make it win number four. We're gonna be here tomorrow and Wednesday. He's two wins away from getting back into the hall of fame. He's a seven time hall of fame, two time world. Does that make him the most efficient? He's got le. There's only two other people that have won it all twice. Corey and Corey the goat hunter. But they've been in the hall most. They've been in the hall more times than him. That would make Todd's more efficient doing the most with less hall of fame appearances. I don't know what I'm saying right now. It's the back to the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the. All right, here we go. It's a few fun facts for you guys today. The flag of California. I'll refresh your memory. It's got a California grizzly bear on it, right? It's like. I think I know it.

[Rod Ryan]

One of the cool flags.

[Christopher]

Yeah. It's got a California grizzly bear on it. The bear has been extinct. That bear has been extinct for over 100 years. It wasn't a mistake, though. When California became a State in 1850, there were at least 10,000 California Grizzlies. By 1925, there were none. Yeah, there it is.

[Rod Ryan]

Never forget.

[Christopher]

There it is. We've talked about this before. This is a pretty fun one, though. I think maybe you want to look smart in front of your buddies. You can tell them this at work today. Clocks and watches, when you see them in ads, they're almost always set to this time because it's called logo framing. And the symmetry. And it almost looks like the clock and the watch is smiling at you. But yeah, almost always when you see a watch ad, the time is set to 10. 10. That is fun. There's a positive psychology that I don't know anything about nothing. Positivity. What would I know about positivity? Yeah, but go. Yeah. Next time you See a watch ad, you'll see it even on t. Finally, in 2013, scientists in China. What could go wrong? Scientists in China were able to grow a human tooth from scratch using stem cells taken from human urine. That's neat. They grew a tooth in a lab from pee from from P. A tooth and a lab teeth tooth from P. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Okay, Mo, what you got?

[Alex]

I don't know. I'm thinking about that.

[Christopher]

It's pretty gross.

[Alex]

Motley crue tickets. Oh, September 11th in the Woodlands. Tickets are on sale now, Ticketmaster.com but how about you win a pair if you know this flashback?

[Christopher]

Okay, it's your fun back flashback. We know that most pencils sold in America today have an eraser tip and we call it an eraser. But when you see pencils in Europe, they usually don't have an eraser attached to the other end. British consumers like to buy erasers separately. And they have a funny name, what they call those standalone erasers. 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash. All right, there's my guy. He's on the phone here. The phones are working today, so that's good news. Hey, Hal, good morning.

[Mo]

Morning.

[Christopher]

Yeah, brother Ron, congratulations.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Phones. How about that? Great. Hey, how are we doing? Wall Street Friday. On Friday it was a mixed day. The dow is up 235 points. We'll kick off this morning at 51 947. Nasdaq, it lost 161 points worth 24, 975 benchmark 10 year treasury, that's at a 4.64%. And oil stands at 83.40 a barrel. To the most actives, the big studs, Salesforce, IBM and Apple. Apple, the big duds, Amex, Honeywell and Nvidia. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on durable goods orders for June. Right now, futures hate on the upside, looks pretty good. Hang on to this. Be a positive opening right here on Wall Street.

[Rod Ryan]

That's it.

[Christopher]

I'm out of here. This is Howland Minutes directed with Raymond James reporting for the Ride Ryan show from Raymond James on Stan, Felipe and Augusta. And don't forget to always rock out with your stock out.

[Alex]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable but it's not guarantee. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell. Any security referred to here in this program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo. Finance, Houston's rock and alternative and the

[Christopher]

Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. What's up everybody? It's Bretzky and America is turning 250. And I can't think of a better way to celebrate that than playing on an American owner owned social casino. Spinquest.com with all of your favorite games. Live craps, bubble craps, live blackjack. There's no better place to play for free and win real cash prizes. Spinquest.com Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details.

[Mo]

94.

[Christopher]

5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Yeah, let's flash back. Good morning. Who's on the the phone?

[Mo]

Good morning. This is James.

[Christopher]

Hi, James. How are you? Good, good. Good to have you on today. So we're talking about pencil and pencil erasers. We call them erasers here in America. Over in Britain they talk funny. What do they call? They don't really have them on the tips of their pencils either. They have standalone erasers. They call them what they've called rubbers. Rubbers.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You got it, James. It's funny.

[Mo]

All right.

[Christopher]

You can laugh at that.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Thank you.

[Christopher]

Funny rub. Rubbers is funny. What are you giving him?

[Rod Ryan]

Mo?

[Alex]

James, you're going to Motley Crue.

[Christopher]

Thank you so much.

[Alex]

Return of the carnival of sensor with Tesla and Extreme. September 11th in the Woodlands. Ticketmaster.com if you want to grab your tickets. Congratulations, James.

[Christopher]

Thank you so much, guys.

[Mo]

I appreciate it.

[Christopher]

I listen every morning. Dude, thank you so much. I really appreciate you, James being up in homeroom with us. Chris Lane brain is asking the questions that we didn't know needed asked. A meteorologist is somebody that studies the weather.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

What do you call somebody that studies meteors?

[Alex]

Question.

[Christopher]

A meteoritocist.

[Alex]

You're joking.

[Christopher]

No, a meteor. A meteoritocist or somebody that studies meteors.

[Mo]

This summer brought to you by water.

[Christopher]

Water. It looks just like vodka. Why not give water a try? Enjoy responsibly. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz. Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Welcome back for the weekend. I hope you guys had a great weekend. Chili was out and about, man. Played bingo.

[Alex]

What?

[Christopher]

I know.

[Alex]

I love bingo.

[Christopher]

Chili.

[Rod Ryan]

What?

[Christopher]

Bingo.

[Alex]

I'm so mad.

[Christopher]

Yeah, we're gonna see how he did, Chili. Six picks. World famous Rod Ryan show page@the buzz.com. we'll talk to Chile in a little bit. Mostly sunny today. Nothing over a 10% chance of rain. Are we going to see some 100 degree temperatures this week? It's going to feel like it, that's for sure. True. Temperatures today of about 95, but I think it's even going to heat up a little more this week. Let's go, Mo, what you got in Houston's headlines?

[Alex]

Well, the US has posited strikes in Iran, but the war is spreading to new fronts. So the military said Saturday its naval blockade against Iran remains in bul effect. According to the New York Times, Trump has decided for now to back away from plans to ramp up attacks. Advisors are obviously worried about widening the conflict and draining our defense stockpiles. Among other reasons. Two big headlines out of Seattle over the weekend. One was a shooting that killed three, at least three at a food festival.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Shooters still on the run.

[Christopher]

One of them was very young. Yeah, the kid.

[Alex]

The other headline, keeping it much, much, much lighter.

[Christopher]

Oh, they're headlining crazy criminal blog page.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, good.

[Alex]

The two guys that ju off the Space Needle.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Alex]

The video's insane.

[Christopher]

They jump with parachutes.

[Alex]

Fair. According to police, the men entered the popular tourist attraction. They purchased tickets, they were on camera. They went to the top level, entered a restroom. That's where they put on their helmets, jumped over the glass, leaped off the 605 foot tall space needle. They didn't catch him yet.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Then they got away.

[Alex]

Their faces are all over the Internet. Internet, right.

[Christopher]

They have cameras all over the Space Needle so you can see them like, you know, where you, where you're coming in with your ticket and everything. So they have their parachutes and their helmets and everything in their backpacks. In their backpacks?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Alex]

It's wild.

[Christopher]

Super wild.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

So then, so you. I've got this on the, the, the Crazy Criminal blog page. Anybody that's there, just think about this.

[Alex]

Oh, my word.

[Christopher]

Anybody that's just standing there. And the Space Needle is always packed with people. I've never been, but there's just tourists there. And then two guys just climb over.

[Alex]

There's one lady, she's like, they pushed past my kid. And I wanted to be mad because why are you pushing my kid? But then I saw what they were doing and I was like, holy moly.

[Christopher]

And they didn't really hesitate either. Once they made it over the glass, boom. They stood. And then just the chef's kiss. Dude does like a flip back flip. That's pretty cool. He doesn't just jump off.

[Alex]

You're gonna do it.

[Christopher]

There's a backflip. And everybody is filming. Everybody's filming these guys.

[Alex]

The minute I saw someone climbing up the glass, I would start filming.

[Christopher]

They didn't really start to conceal their faces very well. You said, not at all. They're going to get caught. But then what happened to the people in New York City that were holding that? That had the banner?

[Alex]

I did look that up.

[Christopher]

And the. The guy proposed to his chick.

[Alex]

They go to court, I want to say this week, so we'll find out what happens.

[Christopher]

Do you go to jail for that?

[Alex]

Sure.

[Rod Ryan]

They did go to jail.

[Christopher]

Or is it just a fine? I don't know.

[Alex]

We'll see this week.

[Christopher]

Okay, well, these guys are on the loose.

[Alex]

Yeah, they are on the loose. Alex, I know you love a zoo pro primate. Did you send Punch a birthday card for his first birthday?

[Christopher]

No, I did not. You're the only 1000

[Rod Ryan]

shipping, I think.

[Alex]

Went viral earlier this year for clinging to that stuffed orangutan for comfort after he went through a lot. He has since been doing so well. Joined his zoo's monkey troop, thriving. Received about 2500 birthday cards from supporters in Japan and around the world to honor his birthday. Like Alex, many visitors at the zoo say Punch's determin helped encourage them through challenges of their own.

[Rod Ryan]

It did with me for sure.

[Christopher]

Does Punch have a girlfriend?

[Alex]

Remember we thought there for a while that Punch was getting used by a girl because of his fame.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Alex]

And she was like, kind of shady. And we're like, we don't trust her. Punch.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't.

[Alex]

I don't know if they're still together or not, but I'm sure he's got options. She wished him a happy birthday. The Odyssey. We know it's been killing it in the theater. Twitters. It was leaked online over the weekend. Like a really high quality bootleg copy of the film.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Posted on X, viewed by millions after tweet. Went viral on Saturday.

[Christopher]

Is that somebody holding their phone for three hours watching the movie or.

[Rod Ryan]

Not necessarily.

[Christopher]

Or did they find digital.

[Rod Ryan]

Clip your digital versions of it.

[Christopher]

Okay. Because the old school way that people used to.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. You'd go buy the bootleg version of it off the street and it was just somebody with a video camera holding their camera.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Heck yeah. Yeah. People getting up in the middle of

[Alex]

the movie in front of the camera.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Like, who would clap at parts in

[Christopher]

it, chewing on their popcorn? You hear that?

[Rod Ryan]

I remember my dad got us the Phantom Menace off of Canal street in New York, and we watched that. We thought it was so cool. It was like a week after the new Star wars came out.

[Christopher]

We could watch it at home.

[Alex]

And it was.

[Rod Ryan]

You could see people, like, walking in front of the camera throughout the movie. And we thought it was so cool, though.

[Christopher]

So how many people ended up seeing. I mean, obviously they flagged it. They found it, they pulled it down. How many people watched?

[Alex]

It had over 2 million views within 2 and a half hours of being posted.

[Rod Ryan]

I hope Christopher Nolan's going to be okay.

[Christopher]

Toy Story 5 surpassed the 1 billion mark in the global box office. The highest grossing movie this year so far. Does the Odyssey overtake that?

[Rod Ryan]

O. I don't know.

[Christopher]

Toy Story, $1 billion.

[Alex]

You don't get to count the bootleg watches.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't?

[Christopher]

Yeah, I don't think so.

[Rod Ryan]

The Odyssey's gonna be fine. Anyway, though, the memes this weekend of the Odyssey were pretty great.

[Alex]

Wait, what?

[Rod Ryan]

Like what? The. The math. Matt Damon screaming. All those memes are pretty good.

[Christopher]

Yeah, that. One of the other actors said he thought Matt Damon was killing somebody in his trailer. All Matt Damon was doing was screaming, screaming, screaming to blow his voice out so that he could sound like the. Like the older version of him or something.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Christopher]

He was doing it like it was an acting thing.

[Alex]

No way.

[Christopher]

He was. He was purposely purposefully.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Blowing his voice out so that he would sound gravelly. I mean, that's a man that's dedicated to his craft.

[Alex]

Dedicated.

[Christopher]

But can you imagine going by a trailer and just Matt David screaming, screaming.

[Alex]

I wouldn't be able to walk by.

[Christopher]

I thought he was murdering somebody.

[Alex]

Yeah. Or hurt David Lee Roth. In the news. We talked. It was earlier this year when he had to cancel most. Like all but one of his tour dates last week, and the rumors were low ticket sales. He's apparently received a surprise olive branch from a longtime rival by the name of Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar invited David Lee Roth to join his Vegas residency in September. Roth hasn't responded.

[Christopher]

I don't think Roth will respond.

[Alex]

What's the. Their beats? Just like long standing.

[Christopher]

Sammy replaced Dave in Van Halen. Okay, so when David Lee Roth is in Van Halen. Because then they went after Sammy, they went back to Dave.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Dave would not do any of the Sammy songs. When Sammy first got in Van Halen, he had to do some of the Dave songs. That's all they had. Dave does not recognize Sammy.

[Alex]

This is awesome.

[Christopher]

But Dave, Sammy is such an awesome guy. He's not being a dick doing this.

[Alex]

Really?

[Christopher]

No, he's not being an. He's like, dude, come on.

[Alex]

His video. Sweet. Have you watched it?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Alex]

It was very. It seemed genuine.

[Christopher]

Yep.

[Alex]

He's like, listen, I didn't know if there was like.

[Christopher]

Sammy's just always taking the high road. Dang.

[Alex]

We'll see if he ever responds. As of last night, he had not. But those are Houston deadlines.

[Christopher]

Go ahead, Alex.

[Rod Ryan]

The Astros lost the White Sox yesterday 12 to three. They took two of three from Chicago over the weekend though. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Angels on the road. Tetsuya Imai will be on the mound for the Strobes going up against LA's Walbert Urena. First pitch is at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. That is what's going on in sports.

[Christopher]

Okay, so we're back with sold out stained tickets next hour. Closer to around 7:20. We're gonna get you into that sold out show. October 17th. No Texas Hammer today. Am I right? Am I correct on that? No, Texas Hammer.

[Rod Ryan]

That's correct.

[Christopher]

That's correct. Okay, so it'll be a caller 10 situation. We'll put all the shine the suburb Summer sizzler an hour later. 8:20 we got Conroe taking on Katie. One of those suburbs gets closer to that $5,000 from Shell Federal Credit Union. It's a great matchup too because we heard in Friday's open phone segment. Yeah, we're just getting started guys. The Rod ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am the buzz. What's going on everyone? It's bluff here and we're driving through the states in the Bluff Mobile and the best thing that we can do is play our favorite casino style games on Spin Quest. They have over a thousand games including live dealer blackjack and craps. With tons of slots and unlimited options. You can get a $30 coin pack for just $10 for New Year users sign up today. Go to spinquest.com right now. Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details. 94. 5 the Buzz Blue October and Hate Me. Welcome to the seventh spot. If you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you. Good to have you on board for another hour. If you're just joining us, come on, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. We got sold out stain tickets coming up for you. Stainless Ste either. I mean, you can see why the show is sold out. Stained, awesome on their own. Cedar hooba, Stank and hinder. That's just hits, man. Those are hit machines. October 17, Woodland sold out show. We got tickets for you after the break. No Texas Hammer. We'll put you in like a caller 10 situation. Hope you guys had a great weekend. Thank you. Oh, this is funny. Daniel sent me a screen cap of his phone. He's like, rod, as you're doing the fun facts today, this ad popped up on TikTok right after you gave the fun fact about the watches. He goes, now every time I see a watch ad, that's all I'm going to be able to see. And he sent me a picture of this watch.

[Alex]

No way.

[Christopher]

And the time is set to 10. 10. Almost every watch ad you see. These are the fun facts. This is why I pointed out if you're carrying over from homeroom room. Great. If you're just joining us, come on. The fun facts. You missed it. You don't know what I'm talking about. I'm not gonna explain it either. You gotta get up. I'm not explaining everything here. You gotta get up and join us in homeroom. Come on. The phones work today. So it was nice. We actually played this game called the Fresh out of bed head to head. It was nice. It was a good time. Chili's got tons of links up for you today. Are you talking about the cruise ship or you gonna wait for me?

[Alex]

I think that's all yours.

[Christopher]

Oh my goodness.

[Alex]

I know you love a cruise ship.

[Christopher]

I have a love hate relationship with cruise ships. I've had a good time on cruises, man, but you know, you're trapped with those people. Those people the whole entire time. The people that are on the cruise with you.

[Rod Ryan]

That's it.

[Christopher]

They're there. I. I don't have time to get into it right now because I want to talk about Chili's pictures. But if you can't wait and if you want to go ahead, trust, you can wait. Three. Three things. Three things you today. It involves a woman on a cruise ship, her feet and a fork. That being said,

[Alex]

Well, I just put a horse.

[Christopher]

Wait, what?

[Alex]

At the end of that, it's like a horse that goes.

[Christopher]

I don't know. You struggle with these. How do you end the jingle? Julie had six picks this weekend. We didn't really do what we didn't do. Six picks right from vacation Vacation.

[Alex]

Yeah, it kind of got.

[Christopher]

All right, so he got pushed this week. Looks like the pick is pretty chilly. Pretty big, big week for weekend for you, dude.

[Mo]

Yeah, it was too. Bus, man.

[Christopher]

What the hell, dude? I. He didn't give. Here's the thing. Chili had six picks. It just happened to be that week that we were off. And then when I said, well, nobody really did six picks, so we'll just have Chili do it this week, he didn't say anything. He knew he had stuff going on. Ah, you knew.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

It's a good weekend for you to have six picks. Hey, bro, it was a hassle to

[Mo]

get those pictures, bro.

[Alex]

Oh, please.

[Christopher]

I wasn't expecting you to come in. It's like, dude, six picks was so awesome doing it this weekend. So you. It says here action packed weekend.

[Mo]

Yeah, it was action packed.

[Christopher]

So it says. I'm just going to read. On Friday after the show, I went to Galveston port to pick up my best friend's new vehicle. A 1974 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40, fully restored to the way it was when it left the factory. Tell me about this. I mean, I know it's Mauricio.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

But where did this truck. It came in a shipping container.

[Mo]

Yeah. So he's got family in Columbus, Colombia. So he. When he went and visited that. That car has been in the family for. For years.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Mo]

So he wanted it and he bought it from them. And it took him close to a year just to clear customs and ship it over here to the United States. So this was like last summer when he started the whole process.

[Christopher]

That thing is sweet, bro.

[Alex]

So insane.

[Christopher]

It's like a tank.

[Mo]

Yeah. So when I was in Guatemala growing up, my uncle had a farm, and he had three of those and the truck version of it. And we were like little kids, right. We were, like, feeling like we were back, like six, seven years old.

[Christopher]

Because that thing is so cool. And it was restored over there in Colombia. Yeah, yeah.

[Mo]

So they, you know, they. To, like, come, like, standards how it left us, you know, the factory.

[Christopher]

No modifications, nothing updated.

[Mo]

Yeah. No new technology or anything, bro. It has no ac, no nothing. I was like, oh, bro, we have to put AC on it, bro. I was like, we can't be in this. In this oven right now.

[Christopher]

I remember London being when I had my Jeep. She never rode in it, but she was in the, you know, in the seat and just playing around. And I had to tell her what a crank window was.

[Alex]

Oh, that's so cool.

[Christopher]

My Jeep had crank windows. I'm sure this Thing has crank windows, man.

[Mo]

We went through hell just to try to get that car, though, because the battery was dead, so we couldn't start it. So then we had to pay extra money for the. Them to use a forklift to put it in that. For. In that trailer that we rented.

[Christopher]

Oh, Lord.

[Mo]

And so finally, it took, like, about four hours just to get it. We. We got out of Galveston, like, around 3:00pm you know, we went. And then we just got it home and everything. So it was pretty cool.

[Christopher]

When you got down to Galveston, though, you saw the. Tell me about the orange bus.

[Mo]

Okay. So during the World cup, you know, I think it was the Dutch. The Dutch orange bus that came into Galveston port.

[Christopher]

That thing is like a celebrity.

[Alex]

Oh, yeah.

[Christopher]

Like the bus. Seeing the bus is like seeing a celebrity.

[Mo]

That. And. And it was funny because we were talking now and we're like, oh, man, wouldn't it be cool if they still had the orange bus still there, waiting to be shipped back to the Netherlands?

[Christopher]

And it was in the shipping yard.

[Mo]

Yeah, it was there. And we were out.

[Christopher]

I had it. So cool.

[Mo]

I had a time, bro. So I had to take a chance. I walked by it. I didn't want to get right next to it because I didn't want him to be like, hey, hey, hey. You know what you do?

[Christopher]

Looks like you're pretty close. Close to it.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah. Like, got a car in between us.

[Christopher]

So that's very cool.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

There's the orange bus. So that's pretty famous. Then you are. There's Mauricio and you.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You guys, you gotta see these pictures. They're so cute, but they're like brothers.

[Alex]

I know.

[Christopher]

It's like, you wouldn't think that they're brothers. Yeah. So funny.

[Mo]

Yeah. He's. Maurice is the guy like. Like, you know how you say hal will be the one that when you call and say, hey, man, bring a shovel, no questions asked.

[Christopher]

That's right. And then there's. There's these big. There's these big, Huge, brawny guys. Okay. There they are drinking their beers. And then, like little old ladies, they're playing bingo.

[Mo]

Yeah, dude.

[Christopher]

With a little dabber. With your little green dabber.

[Alex]

I'm obsessed.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Alex]

Where is that?

[Mo]

A bar? And Katy called the. I forget what it was called. The. The Wellhead. The Wellhead.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Alex]

Naturally.

[Christopher]

Bingo. You don't win at bingo.

[Mo]

Not at all.

[Alex]

Not at all.

[Christopher]

Now, it says you hosted a cowboy contest.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Whiskey River.

[Alex]

You went to a bar.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Christopher]

It was all over the place.

[Mo]

Saturday, I believe it was National Cowboy Cowboy Day. Yeah. So Whiskey river north on 19 6. Like Willowbrook area.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Mo]

They had a cowboy like, best cowboy dress contest.

[Christopher]

You were.

[Mo]

And I hosted it. You know, MC'd it basically.

[Alex]

And, you know, I don't even know

[Christopher]

who he is, this guy. And then Mo tells me the first time she left her house after we saw her on Friday was this morning. Like, you didn't leave your house?

[Alex]

I absolutely did not go out the front door.

[Mo]

We switched personalities.

[Christopher]

What is going on? All right, awesome job.

[Mo]

No, but you got to go one picture below that.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Mo]

The Latin Ella Langley.

[Alex]

Hey, girl. Oh, she's beautiful.

[Mo]

Yeah, she looks like.

[Christopher]

Did you just give her that name or she go by Latin Ella Langley? No, I gave her that name. Okay. She does look like I've seen her

[Mo]

at the bar before and like I known her and stuff. But then I was like, hey, she kind of resembles her, you know?

[Alex]

So I was like, hey, so funny.

[Mo]

I was like, get your ass over here.

[Alex]

I'm so proud of you.

[Christopher]

Chili out and about. Go check out Chili 6 picks on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] after the break. Sold out. Stained tickets. They could be yours. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative. And the Rod Ryan morning morning show. The Buzz 94. Five the Buzz. Welcome back. Rob Ryan show. Hope you guys had a great weekend. Thanks for coming back and hanging with us. Chili had an awesome weekend. He sounds like he's tired, but that's okay. A little tie. Tie. Good to see Chili out and about in the wild. You can go check out his pictures on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] Alex was sitting around watching Giants hype weekend Watch Jackson Dart highlights

[Alex]

a little bit with his daughter.

[Christopher]

Jackson Dart.

[Rod Ryan]

She's into it. She has some jerseys.

[Christopher]

She's like, she comes to you and like, can we watch some scaboo highlights, Daddy?

[Rod Ryan]

Not necessarily that, but she did bring me a giant shirt and wanted me to put it on her.

[Christopher]

So you have those kids all know

[Rod Ryan]

I like the giant. So she sees anything giant, she just brings it to me. He's like, daddy, hell yeah.

[Christopher]

She gets it. All right. What's trending?

[Rod Ryan]

Usher is trending.

[Christopher]

I got him on. Oh, I got this on the music blog page. I saw it too.

[Rod Ryan]

He removed a woman from on stage after she received.

[Christopher]

It looked like a lap dance.

[Rod Ryan]

He does a thing where he has a girl out and dances for her.

[Christopher]

Got to back up, though. Have you seen the cherry thing that he does

[Alex]

about it?

[Christopher]

Yeah, do you know still doing it. Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

He takes the. He.

[Christopher]

He's got two cherries.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Christopher]

And he goes up to women and they just start coming. They're like. They're licking cherries now. You know those cherries are supposed to be.

[Rod Ryan]

Right.

[Christopher]

A man's testicles.

[Rod Ryan]

Right.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

That's what they're supposed to be.

[Christopher]

I know this supposed to be a man's testicles. So then you got all these girls going.

[Alex]

He doesn't know what they're signing up for.

[Christopher]

She seemed uncomfortable.

[Rod Ryan]

I guess as he's doing the dance, he was like, I don't think she's feeling it. Let's get her out of here.

[Alex]

Let's get her out of here.

[Rod Ryan]

And now people are being mean to her. But then she's being mean back being like, look, I was told this was like a VIP thing. I didn't expect to go up on stage. When she goes up on stage, stage,

[Christopher]

it's wild that there's this, like, grinding going on with people from the audience. Yeah, it happens. How do you not get in trouble for that in this day and age?

[Alex]

I understand he's not the only one

[Rod Ryan]

that doesn't probably sign something.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

But yeah, Usher's trending. Comic Con is trending. The San Diego Comic Con was this weekend. Avengers stuff.

[Christopher]

Deadpool was there.

[Rod Ryan]

Rick Moranis was there for the Spaceballs panel. So that was a big deal for a lot of people.

[Christopher]

It's a huge deal because he retired from the business for a time.

[Rod Ryan]

Long time. Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So Comic Con was trending, and then Emma Roberts was trending. She was the daughter and we're the Millers. Blonde girl.

[Christopher]

Julia Roberts is her aunt.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

And she was also in Scream Queens in American Horror Story. She got married over the weekend to Cody John, who everybody knows from one of my favorite movies, Midsummer.

[Alex]

I don't know who he is.

[Rod Ryan]

Obviously I know who that is. And didn't just look it up today, but congratulations to them. They got married in Idaho over the weekend.

[Christopher]

Happy couple.

[Rod Ryan]

That's what's trending on 94 of the buzz.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Julia Roberts is her aunt. So that means Eric Roberts, I think, is her dad.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Eric Roberts the actor. But for some reason they don't. Eric Roberts and his sister don't get along.

[Alex]

Oh, really?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Alex]

I didn't know that.

[Christopher]

And he's not quite had the famous,

[Rod Ryan]

famous actor who passes on his kids,

[Christopher]

does kind of B movie type of guy, but not nearly as successful as his sister. But he got acting first. I don't know what their Beef is interesting. He seems like a weirdo actors.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

But his daughter. His daughter's probably more famous than him now.

[Rod Ryan]

I'd say so.

[Mo]

All right.

[Christopher]

What you give it away?

[Alex]

These are the Stain tickets. They're sold out. Stain Seer, Hoover, Stank Hinder. October 17th in the Woodlands. The only way to win is from us here at the Buzz. So you're going to have to be caller 10. That's it.

[Christopher]

That's it. Yeah, that's it.

[Alex]

It feels nice. 713-212-59455. You got this.

[Christopher]

We'll take it. Chili's tired. Everyone's tired.

[Alex]

Just.

[Christopher]

Just call her ten.

[Alex]

I'm not Alex.

[Christopher]

I'm not gonna make you jump through a fiery hoop. This is gonna be the best summer ever. There's a be The Rod Ryan Show. 94. 5 94. What's up everybody? It's Bretzky. And America is turning 250. And I can't think of a better way to celebrate that than playing on an American owned social casino SP spinquest.com with all of your favorite games. Live crafts, bubble craps, live blackjack. There's no better place to play for free and win real cash prizes. Spinquest.com Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details. Five the Buzz Beck Loser Rod Ryan Show. I'm this Monday. Two weeks for my kid. Two weeks of summer left.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

And it's school two weeks from today.

[Alex]

We got like a calendar. Yesterday I was like, oh my gosh, this is real.

[Christopher]

It's an odd time to get a calendar in July.

[Alex]

Yeah. But it things start happening in July, like back to school night. There's a lot. I'm a kindergarten mom.

[Mo]

Oh.

[Alex]

So we have like all kinds of like.

[Christopher]

You went out and bought a calendar.

[Alex]

No, we got to calendar from the school.

[Christopher]

Really odd month. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to get all the stuff that's going on. Yeah. Meet the teachers. Coming up.

[Alex]

There's a boohoo breakfast. Rod.

[Christopher]

What is that like a you cry

[Alex]

after you drop your kid off at kindergarten? A boohoo breakfast. I was like, oh, is there drinks? Oh, no, it's at the school.

[Christopher]

It's at the school.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

That's a bummer. I'll be at a bar.

[Christopher]

I'll be here drinking all like the moms.

[Alex]

It's cute that they do that.

[Christopher]

Well, all the moms, our group, they're all like, oh my God. You know, want this teacher. You don't know what teacher you're going to have yet?

[Alex]

Oh, I'm, I've been getting the text already. There's, there was a secret leak at our school.

[Christopher]

Yeah, it, it's, we got an email

[Alex]

about it, but you saw the secret leak. That is not real.

[Christopher]

I was like, it's like a leak in the schedule, dude, like for like the NFL and stuff and you know,

[Rod Ryan]

like who's got a Thursday night game?

[Christopher]

You just, you're wondering, oh crap, dude, we're going two. My kid has five. Philadelphia, there's five third grade class classes, there's five teachers. So everybody's got their favorite and who they've heard is good, they don't want. And that's all the chatter right now. It's so crazy. What a weird world.

[Rod Ryan]

We're opening up the season with Stevens.

[Christopher]

She always gets Sunday night football week one. Yeah. You think we're gonna get Jacobson this year? Oh, I hope Smith does it. Ah, don't, don't be Smith. Please don't be Smith. You don't want Carlson. You don't want. I'm making up these names.

[Alex]

I don't know exactly what's going on

[Christopher]

right now, but that is the thing. Yeah, teachers must, must know that. Surely teachers must know that. Okay, if you're a teacher, just so you know, all parents are obsessed with like what class their kids gonna get.

[Rod Ryan]

How did you used to find out?

[Christopher]

We, we used to go up to

[Rod Ryan]

the school before school would start like in like the last couple weeks of summer and they would have a date that they'd be like, hey, this is the date that your, your classes are gonna be posted and everybody's class, like they would have your class. Are you talking like they like first grade, second grade, third grade, fourth grade. All of the classes would have the like rosters on it. So you would go up to the front of the school, you wouldn't go in the school, but it would just

[Alex]

be paper taped to the door front of the school.

[Christopher]

I don't, I blocked that out. I'm in Ms. Hammond's second grade. In my class, my school, there was only two, two, two, two different teachers for each grade. It was a small school. I don't remember how we found out. I just know that in my class there was the forky twins and they had to be separated. So you were, you were always getting a forkyou were either getting Paul or Janine. Okay, they were twins, brother, sister. You were always guaranteed a forky.

[Alex]

Paul and Janine. Is that their real names?

[Christopher]

Paul and Janine? Forky stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Alex]

That's unfortunate.

[Christopher]

You couldn't shake. You couldn't shake the forkies. You were getting one no matter what teacher you had incorporated.

[Alex]

Oh my word.

[Christopher]

Let's see here. Let's go over to the phones. I just had a drink with Paul when I went back home to north town of Wanda. Yeah, Paul. Forky shout out to Paul. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[Rod Ryan]

Who's this?

[Christopher]

Hello. Hello person on the phone. What is your name? Yeah, yeah, this is Cody. Hi Cody. How are you?

[Rod Ryan]

Good.

[Christopher]

You got. Your phone's working again. Yeah, we do, dude. Yeah, we do. It's a weird thing. It's like, it's like, like what a no hitters happening. You don't want to talk about it. It's like, oh my God, the phone's working. Don't say the word phone right now. They're working.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't.

[Christopher]

Don't test it. Cody, Your caller number 10.

[Mo]

They're working.

[Christopher]

They're working in your favor today. Well done.

[Alex]

Sold out tickets.

[Christopher]

That's awesome.

[Alex]

Stained cer.

[Christopher]

I'm so excited.

[Alex]

Inder October 17th. We're pumped for you.

[Christopher]

Well, thank y' all so much. I mean some are saying cuz all these tickets, even I. I want to talk about motionless and white.

[Mo]

Holy cow.

[Christopher]

Did I get pictures and reviews? Yes.

[Alex]

Okay, good.

[Christopher]

A ton of pictures and reviews. And you know when people go to the show, they're like, oh, this is the show of the year, Rod. This was the show the year. If you look at like what's sold out and what isn't this, Cody, this might be the show of the summer or the show of the year. It's not until October, but it's a big one and it's sold out. You're in there, Cody. Thanks for listening. Thank you all so much. All right dude, have a. Have a great day. All right. Just because I brought it up already, I got to go there. Alex said he was watching Jackson dart highlights over the weekend. Like that was in his feed. He gets a lot of giants. Right, right, right. But then it's in your algorithm and that's kind of. That's the kind of stuff that he's watching over the weekend. I. I'll share with you what I'm obsessed with right now. There's this guy on Instagram and he goes by stat stuffer, okay. And he does the angel Reese highlights or the angel Reese low lights and he just shows her with the prey ups cuz the layups and then the. The me bounds. She gets her own rebounds and stuff. He just, he puts out these low lights of Angel Reese and it's just, it's so funny. I can't. And then you wait for his because somewhere in the middle of his 60 second video he screams bang. Burn. He screams during it when she's doing all this. And then somewhere in there he's going to yell out butter pecan for no butter pecan.

[Alex]

That's his thing.

[Christopher]

He just yells out butter pecan for no reason. So, so that's what I'm enjoying that I'm, I'm enjoying watching those. But then something came across and I don't know why I would be picked on. The most disgusting thing I saw over the weekend was the new original six part series on Instagram showing a woman on a Carnival cruise scratching her nasty foot with a fork that is in rotation on that cruise ship. Now I get it. They're probably using the hottest water known to man and you're cleaning and sanitizing all this. More than 28 million viewers. I was lucky enough to be one of them to get in on the ground floor here. 28 million people have seen this. I, I, this is on three things you must see. Carnival Cruise Line used a spot on their Instagram to respond. Carnival Cruise line with their one with their 1 million followers on their wall. Not even a story on their wall.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

They received responded to this video. Am I the only one that saw it over the weekend?

[Alex]

I saw the headlines. I refused to watch the videos.

[Christopher]

It just.

[Alex]

You are sick.

[Christopher]

Scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.

[Alex]

No, no, no, no. Okay, so I do have a question. Is she recording herself or is someone recording her doing.

[Christopher]

Someone's recording her doing it. She doesn't know that she's being recorded.

[Alex]

Is her face in it?

[Christopher]

She's at a table with people. You can see her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She would be identifiable from the video. You're telling me that, so you're telling me you're not gonna go watch the woman scratching her foot? Now I've talked about these. What is it a pedicure when you is pedicure doing all things with the feet or just your nails?

[Alex]

Yeah, pedicure's feet.

[Rod Ryan]

Feet.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Manny Petties.

[Alex]

Manny is. Thank you, Alex. Professional.

[Christopher]

When I see for sale something that looks like a cheese grater for people's feet.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

And I see.

[Alex]

Does that weird you out?

[Christopher]

And it's like soda and then there's like a pile of sawdust underneath the person's foot.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Think of that foot.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

She's sitting some extra work and she's got her legs crossed and she probably started with a flip or a flop right on that foot, but she's not wearing it at the dinner table. And then she's just scratching with her hand and then she sees the fork and goes, boy, I bet that would feel good. In the dining room, you really watch this. It's packed. Six part series in the dining room

[Rod Ryan]

is kind of wild. It was like on the deck. I wouldn't be as like, I don't know, that's a little less gross.

[Christopher]

On Instagram, Carnival Cruise Line said we can confirm that forks are intended for food.

[Alex]

They did not.

[Christopher]

This is from Carnival Cruise Line. We can confirm that forks are intended for food, not foot care. Once we became aware of the situation, our team quickly addressed it with, with the guest and removed the utensil from service, leading me to believe that that fork is no longer in the general.

[Alex]

In the population or like in a museum somewhere.

[Christopher]

She said, while the. The Carnival Cruise Line goes on to say, while the video may be generating laughs and gasps online, cleanliness and hygiene are no joke to us.

[Alex]

Thank you.

[Christopher]

Now, the woman that filmed the first video said they initially didn't get a huge response when they reported it. And I don't think that's a situation that you're prepared to deal with. But I can only imagine on a cruise ship you see a lot. Give it to pay for. Don't go on the cheapest cruise. I'll just say that. Don't go on the cheapest cruise ever. Okay. You're looking for deals. Oh my God. This thing's only that much.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Christopher]

You're going to get fork foot scrapers.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Okay. That. They don't. They also don't have a lot of money, so they said the fork is retired. The woman is.

[Alex]

I have to say that there's no way.

[Christopher]

The woman was advised to, I guess, for lack of a better term, as my mom would say, knock it off. And I don't mean hopefully.

[Mo]

She.

[Christopher]

Oh my gosh, she needs to get those feet checked.

[Alex]

Who had to be the one to tell her?

[Christopher]

I, I guess somebody approached her. I, I mean, I.

[Alex]

You would have done it, wouldn't you? Ma'? Am, everyone's watching.

[Christopher]

I got, I got uncensored videos for you on three things you must see today. And Carnival Cruise Line's response. That's headlining. Three things you must see today. I'm sorry if you were eating breakfast during all that, but if I gotta see it, you gotta see it. Let's take a moment to look back at your Summer so far. I heard no mushrooms.

[Mo]

What are you wearing? Lol. Really? That's all you're going to do with your summer?

[Christopher]

The Rod Ryan Show.

[Rod Ryan]

94.

[Christopher]

5 the Buzz. Okay. My apologies to anybody that was eating.

[Alex]

Everyone is so mad at me.

[Christopher]

Yeah, I know, I know. I'm kind of getting. I'm taking some heat for the foot story. It'll be there waiting when you're ready. It'll be there waiting for you on three things you must see today. Hi. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. 94.5 the Buzz. Three things you must see today. The cruise, the foot and the fork. Sound. The lion, the witch and the wardrobe.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Christopher]

The cruise.

[Alex]

Happy Monday.

[Christopher]

The cruise, the Foot and the fork. Okay. And a magical journey, a six part series on Instagram that I saw over the weekend. Yeah, a couple people have seen that. Sorry, Steven. Sorry everybody. Boy, that damn fun fact this morning.

[Mo]

Which one, Rod?

[Christopher]

I was in homeroom this morning with you guys. I'm on my way to the airport. I saw this watch ad on the wall. I wanted to take a picture of it. Both watches are set to take 10. 10 fun facts today, guys. I like that. Fun facts in the wild. Like people like hearing it and then seeing it out in the wild. It's great. You should get up at homeroom, guys. You should join us at home run. That first hour of the show is pretty damn, pretty damn good. Suburb summer sizzlers coming up at 8:20. I cannot wait. Conroe and Katie, we're gonna get them going. We they were drawn meaning they both called in to open phones. And I think we got a hell of a matchup today, man. Be set your watch to it. Okay. 8

[Rod Ryan]

Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[Alex]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Christopher]

Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. It's trapped and headstrong Rod Ryan show on this MILF Monday. Mostly sunny skies today. Nothing over a 10 chance of rain. Highs of around 95 mo. What you got? Houston's headlines please.

[Mo]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning.

[Alex]

So the US has paused its strikes on but the war is spreading to new fronts. So the military said on Saturday its naval blockade against Iran remains in full effect. But then we're seeing in the New York Times that Trump has decided for now to back away from plans to ramp up attacks. Advisors are obviously worried about widening the conflict, draining defense stockpiles, among other reasons. I'm no meteorologist. I'm just the messenger. We need a drop for that. Oh, you want to play every time I Talk about the weather. I'm just the messenger.

[Christopher]

Just the messenger.

[Alex]

It's going to be another smoking hot week. Okay. Another summertime heat ridge has arrived and could bring multiple 100 degree days to Houston this week. You factor in the humidity, that feels like temperatures will be close to 108 each day. Today, 98 feels like 107. Plan for those heat advisories as you're planning for your week.

[Christopher]

I'm looking here, I see upper 90s. Upper 90s. And then always the hottest day of the year. Why? White linen night.

[Alex]

Yes, yes, yes. Get sweaty.

[Christopher]

It's gonna be right around 100 degrees on Saturday.

[Alex]

That's wonderful.

[Christopher]

You're out there just baking in your

[Alex]

white linens, just hanging out outside.

[Christopher]

What else?

[Alex]

Tech anxiety. If you're a parent, chances are you've spent a few nights staring at the ceiling wondering what your kids are doing on their phone. Well, according to this new survey, parents of school aged children, technology has become one of the biggest sources of, of modern parenting stress.

[Christopher]

Yeah. I so think about it now. I try not to be on my phone as much when my kid's around.

[Alex]

Around. Yeah.

[Christopher]

She's like, what are you looking at? Like, it doesn't matter what I'm looking at. She wants in on it. She wants to see what's on that phone.

[Alex]

Yeah. Do you ever let her.

[Christopher]

If I'm doing something silly, I just, I put it, I put it down, you know?

[Alex]

Yeah. Sailor will ask me to like look at things on Instagram and I'm like, what?

[Christopher]

She'll want to. Okay. White linen night.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

She's like, can we pick out a dress? You know, and it's like, it's like, let's do that now.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

It's like the coolest thing to her, like to shop. She just thinks these things, I don't know if she knows that they cost money.

[Alex]

No, no, no, no.

[Christopher]

And I always bring that into it. It's like, you know, that's expensive. Right. The fascination with the phone is insane to me.

[Alex]

And this goes further on, looking at like you're worried about how much your kid's spending on the phone, but also how much the social media is impacting their self esteem or like gaming addiction, stuff like that.

[Christopher]

And she's starting to hint to me that everybody's doing more of that than her.

[Alex]

The gaming just.

[Christopher]

Yeah, phone gaming, all that stuff.

[Alex]

She's going into what grade?

[Christopher]

Third. And she's hinting that everyone's doing more than her. That I'm like the worst parent ever.

[Alex]

You're like, cool.

[Mo]

Awesome.

[Alex]

You're welcome. Hey, remember last week when Johnny Depp dressing a scrooge at Comic Con dominated the headlines?

[Christopher]

Yeah. Comic Con must have started before the weekend. So that's why we did that story. But then, boy, the weekend hit every single headline.

[Alex]

I don't know anything about any of this. I know that 7,000 fans packed the convention center. Some camped out over 30 hours to get a spot and they believe it was worth it because Ryan Reynolds was walking around in a never before seen on screen gray Deadpool costume, pretending to be a cosplayer.

[Christopher]

Yeah. And he was able to walk around in the general population and just take pictures with people. And you know, people didn't know that it was him in there.

[Alex]

Do you think fans like maybe kind of thought in the back of their head that it could be him?

[Christopher]

He's, he's very, he's very tall. Like he, like when you go to Comic Con, like guys like me are in costumes. So it's like it's chubby Deadpool walking around and you know, it's not Ryan Reynolds.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Ryan Reynolds is super fit.

[Alex]

Fit, right.

[Christopher]

Got a little tiny waist in this costume. He's tall.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean there is the guy like probably is in good shape and just gets off on like being like shape. Deadpool.

[Christopher]

Yeah, he was pulling it off.

[Rod Ryan]

That's the guy that I was going to take pictures with. The in shape one.

[Christopher]

Robert Downey Jr. Was there. I mean you can't do anything without Pedro Pascal being up on stage. He's just, he just works his way into everything.

[Alex]

What was the whole Range Gosling thing?

[Christopher]

So Nick Cage was in a movie years ago called Ghost Rider. I think he convinced the studios to do it because he, that was his favorite comic book growing up. I think he had a Ghost Rider tattoo and everything before. And it really wasn't that good. I didn't think it was that good. I don't think it was very well received. They're going to bring that back and Ryan Gosling is going to be the Ghost Rider. Nick Cage will be in it some way somehow. There's no way. There's, there's no way they're not going to do it and not have him do a cameo. I mentioned Green Day just to bring some music into it. Green Day brought out an ice cream truck to promote their upcoming movie called Nimrods. And Billy Joe Armstrong performed, performed Basket Case on top of the truck.

[Alex]

That's cute.

[Christopher]

And he, they were handing out ice creams.

[Alex]

Busy weekend at Comic Con.

[Christopher]

You got More music.

[Alex]

Yeah. Greta Van Fleet. We were just talking about them.

[Christopher]

I played a clip last week, okay. Trying to get Alex to guess who it was. It wasn't until the singer hit a note like that where you went, oh, easily easy. That's Greta Van Fleet. There was a little clip on. Thank you, Alex.

[Alex]

Thanks.

[Christopher]

Thank you.

[Alex]

Found and those are Houston's headlines.

[Christopher]

For 11 years we've been in the Alex business.

[Rod Ryan]

What do you got, good or bad? Astros lost to the White Sox yesterday 12 to 3. They did take two of three from Chicago over the weekend though. Tonight they're going to open up a three game six series with the Angels on the road. Tatsuya Imai. I'll be on the mound for this. Drills going up against LA's Walbert Urina. First pitches at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. That is what's going on in sports.

[Christopher]

The suburb summer sizzler. Coming up, Conroe takes on Katie. Oh, it's gonna be a good one. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Alex]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. Hey everybody, lady luck here and we're celebrating America's 250th birthday. Now all summer long I'm going to be celebrating by playing on spinquest.com which is an American owned social casino. It obviously features over a thousand slot games and live blackjack, live craps, live bubble craps. Head on over to spinquest.com get yourself a $30 coin pack for just 10 bucks.

[Christopher]

Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spin quest.com for more details. Come on. 94. 5 the buzz halfway part of the show people. Moving right along on this Monday. Welcome back for the weekend. Hope you guys had a great weekend. You know who had a good weekend? Chili chat. We went through those six picks. I, I was exhausted by the time he was explaining all the stuff that he did over the weekend. You can go check that out on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. Jumper. You're talking about a few jumpers that are still on the loose in Seattle. What is it? The, the Space Needle. Yeah, in Seattle like the one like the thing that, like the, the, the building or the, with a tower I guess that defines their landscape. Their.

[Rod Ryan]

You know the pilgrims found first when they were settling Seattle.

[Christopher]

That's how they found Seattle. They're like look at that needle looking thing. Let's, let's. We should probably camp out here. The guys jumped off of it with, with parachutes.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Wingsuits would have been cooler and they're

[Christopher]

still on the loose, but. Oh, those like. Oh, like those flying squirrels suits that you see. Red Bull, guys.

[Rod Ryan]

That's what I would have done if I was. If it was up to me, I would do these a little differently.

[Christopher]

I think you need to be at a higher out elevation.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't know that, dude. You ain't. You ain't ready for the wing suit.

[Christopher]

I've never worn one of those flying squirrel suits, but I think you got to be a little higher up.

[Rod Ryan]

You just got to catch the right wind, dude. It was an updraft day in Seattle. I was looking at it.

[Christopher]

I've never been to Seattle. Never the airport, but never, like, went

[Rod Ryan]

to Starbucks, which is like, seattle, I want to go.

[Christopher]

I do want to go.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, go.

[Christopher]

In the summer, it was like a pop culture museum. And that's where the Chris Cornell statue is.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Christopher]

So obviously I need to see that. But, yeah, I've never spent any time there at all. I know there was like a whole grunge area at the airport. They had, like all kinds of old concert posters before all the bands, like, hit it big. And all the. When they were playing all the clubs. Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, all that stuff. Hope you're off to a great start to your day, everybody. Ch6 picks, links, and guess a woman scraping the bottom of her foot with a fork on a Carnival cruise I

[Alex]

thought you'd been punished for also at Lynx.

[Christopher]

And guess I'm just saying that's getting hits. It's getting numbies right now. We heard from both. We heard from both players. I think Christopher drew first blood from Katie. He called into open phones and just said, I'm practicing. I'm here, here for it.

[Alex]

Talking mad crap.

[Christopher]

He's like, listen, of course I'm practicing. I'm going to win $5,250. Like, he knew the breakdown of the money that Shell Federal Credit Union was offering up. Shell gave us $6,000. And 5,000 goes to the winner. Final four members each get $250 if you make it that far. So Christopher calls in. He's like, yeah, of course I'm practicing. Heather, not to be outdone, happened to be listening on Friday. She's like, well, if he's calling in, I want to get a little air time. So then these guys are firing shots at each other. It was awesome on the air. It was awesome. I'm here for that big time. This is the most excited I've been This year about a matchup on the suburbs Summer Sizzler. You got two people that have already said, look at me. I like that. Look at me. I'm in the brackets. There's a ton of people in Katie. There's a ton of people in Conroe. And this is what these are. These are your, your, your players today. So, Chili, time to get Heather, time to get Christopher. I know they're up. I know they're ready to rock with us. We're going to play the Suburb Summer Sizzler after this buzz, rock and alternative for Houston.

[Alex]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[Christopher]

5, the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Thank you guys for rolling with us today, man. We've got our play years. We're ready to sizzle. I've been, I did think of this game over the weekend. I don't just block out the job and then go about my business over the weekend. Both of them calling in on open phone Friday. I was, I'm like, I cannot wait for Monday. Suburb Summer Sizzler. It's coming up after, right after Alex tells us what's trending. Carly Simon's trending.

[Rod Ryan]

She said that she has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease. She's been battling that. People are talking about that this morning.

[Christopher]

So the thing about her, she's, I don't know that maybe she did, but for years they were always asking her. The song you're so Vain was her biggest hit.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

And for years, reporters would just always bring it up. Who's it about? Who's it about? It's implied that it's Warren Beatty.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Christopher]

You're so Vain. You know, you went to Saratoga. Of course, your horse naturally came, came in first, blah, blah, blah. I don't know that she's ever like, I'm just saying she's got Parkinson's. If she's like, let us know who it is. Like, confirm.

[Alex]

Oh, this is confirmed to us.

[Christopher]

It's just one of those songs you'll never know. For like 50 years, people have been guessing who you think it is. What else?

[Rod Ryan]

Rick Moranis is trending awesome. He made his comeback at Comic Con. The Spaceballs panel. He was on there for. I remember him as the, the Little Giants.

[Christopher]

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

[Rod Ryan]

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

[Christopher]

Also.

[Rod Ryan]

Little Giants. More. More famous film probably.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

A lot of people will remember him from that. And whenever he did Honey, I Shrunk the Kids again, whatever the that was.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

That was his last movie. I think his wife Passed away.

[Mo]

Oh.

[Rod Ryan]

And then he raised his kids. He focused on being a. A father to his children and was like, I already made my money. I was just making sure that they could grow up with a. A dad that cared about him way.

[Christopher]

Yep. And then Ryan Reynolds idolizes him and talked him out of retirement and got him in Mint mobile ads and he said it was the best moment of his life to get Rick Moranis to do a commercial for him. So Rick Moranis is back in Spaceballs.

[Rod Ryan]

And I already did LeBron James. LeBron James is still training, but Morgan Wallen, I don't know what this was

[Christopher]

Morgan Wallen was training for, but did

[Rod Ryan]

you see he does the walkout? Every show he does, he tries to find a celebrity. I'm only saying this because I saw that he had the Hughes brothers this weekend. He was in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and Jack and Quinn Hughes were walking out with him. So the Hughes brothers, the hockey team. Gold medals big. The gold medal around. No, not really. But the gold medal around his neck and then the used brothers there. So shout out to the used brothers.

[Mo]

Really?

[Christopher]

I'm never going to get tired of one of those gold medalists whipping out their gold medal from their back pocket. And we get four years of it. We get four years of it and it's going to be the best. I just happen to bring this with me. Oh, this, this old thing. I think it's awesome. And yes, Jack Hughes got his teeth fixed.

[Rod Ryan]

He did.

[Christopher]

He got him fixed a while back.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it's been been a minute, but you still see the pictures.

[Christopher]

But yeah, those two guys walking out and then Morgan Wallen wearing that walkout thing is really cool. I don' much about Morgan Wallen a little bit. For what we talk about here.

[Rod Ryan]

It's cool if you know who it is. And then like 90 of them, I don't care. But that one, I was like, hell, yeah.

[Alex]

I like people know who it is if they're there.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So, yeah, when he played Tebow in

[Christopher]

Florida, when he played Houston, he had the Rocket, right? Roger Clemens.

[Rod Ryan]

Roger Clemens, yeah.

[Christopher]

And then who else?

[Rod Ryan]

Was it Paul Wall with him or Bun B. Yeah.

[Christopher]

It always makes sense to that city.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Who he was. And it's on the big screen and it's his literal walkout from the dressing room, from the dressing room down the tunnel, blah, blah, blah. And he's got celebrities with him and he' always like running into them in the hallway.

[Rod Ryan]

Anyways.

[Christopher]

Gold medalist hockey players. What are you doing here? Why don't you walk with me? I think it's one of the coolest openings of a concert. Especially if you like, this is where you say, rod, it sucks, or it's awesome.

[Alex]

I love more than one. One of the best concerts I've ever been to. And I will go in any city.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Cuz when you were going, I'm like, I thought, I want to brag about it. You could have easily just said, you know what, Rod? I think it's the douchiest thing I've ever seen.

[Alex]

I agree with you. It's so freaking awesome. I've been to a lot of concerts, and it's the best. This whole concert, this is training.

[Rod Ryan]

Not everybody does.

[Christopher]

It's just a unique, cool idea. But it's got to be.

[Alex]

Some people really don't like him.

[Christopher]

But that's got to be somebody's job, right?

[Alex]

Oh, yes.

[Christopher]

Their only thing to do is line up the celebrities that walk with him.

[Alex]

But he also has celebrities in his DMs asking to do it.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You imagine you get to a certain point to it now, it's easy to be more difficult.

[Christopher]

When he started, that had to be a horrendous job to have. All right, let's go. All right, Chris. Chris actually scared me. Hey, Chris, good morning. Good morning, brother. You scared me in a good way. You scared me. When you called in on Friday, you just. Number one, you were very articulate. You sounded really good on the air. And you just. You knew all the money that was on the line. You knew everything. You said the. Listen, this is. This is the suburb Summer Sizzler, and I'm repping Katie is huge, okay? There's a ton of people out there, and you're the guy that's repping all of them. Chris, I feel like you're ready to go. Did you. Did you tweak your musical knowledge over the weekend?

[Rod Ryan]

I did.

[Christopher]

And this morning? Yeah, he's just, like, listening this morning.

[Alex]

I know. I met him this weekend.

[Christopher]

Oh, you got a picture with him at the Goodwill. Yes, yes, I saw that picture.

[Alex]

Playing favorites. But I was in his neighborhood.

[Christopher]

Well, after he's on the air, Heather's like, oh, wait a minute, I'm playing two on Monday. Hey, guys, this is me, and I'm gonna kick some ass on Monday. Heather, welcome back. Oh, Heather, you there? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, there you are. Hi. Yeah, sorry, I thought that was such a sick flex. You calling in later on. We got the other one. She's on the phone now. I was so happy to get through. I won't lie to you, I am so looking forward to this matchup today. You heard Chris. I've already gassed him up. You practicing over there?

[Mo]

Oh, ab.

[Rod Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Alex]

I practiced all weekend.

[Christopher]

I just listened and, you know, no

[Alex]

spreadsheets like I said, but I, you

[Christopher]

know, just listened and guessed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

As I drove.

[Christopher]

All the things. Okay, well, listen, there's nothing left to do other than them play the game.

[Mo]

Alex.

[Christopher]

I don't know what's. I don't.

[Alex]

I'm so nervous, anxious.

[Christopher]

I hope it's the hardest song ever.

[Alex]

Stop. They're both prepared.

[Rod Ryan]

It is the hardest one. Good luck, Heather.

[Christopher]

Good luck, Christopher. All right, guys, all you have to do is take a listen to this piece of music that you've been both studying for, and you shout out your name when you think you know the title of the song and the artist that performs it. I'll repeat. You shout out your name when you think you know both answers. Okay, there's apparently a delay. It doesn't affect us here. We'll hear you.

[Mo]

Okay?

[Christopher]

Whatever you guys are hearing on your phones, don't worry about that. We'll hear who gets in first. All right, I need you guys listening carefully.

[Alex]

I'm ready.

[Christopher]

I've already amped this game up. As big as I feel like this is, like, I feel like it's a championship game.

[Rod Ryan]

Game.

[Christopher]

We don't even know. This is day six of the suburb. Summer Sizzler. Heather and Conroe. Christopher and Katie. One suburb goes home. One suburb gets one step closer to the $5,000 from Shell Federal Credit Union. There it is. It's day six. Shout out your name when you think you know the song. Chris, Chris, Chris 3, gorilla 2, radio 1. I joked on the band title. I joked on the band title. Nailed the name. You nailed the name.

[Alex]

What's the answer?

[Christopher]

Gorilla, Rage against the Machine. Crazy. Now I got Heather. Heather, I've got to ask you. Did you know it? I knew it was Rage.

[Alex]

I couldn't think of the name.

[Christopher]

I won't lie to you. Rage against the powers combined. We could have both won.

[Mo]

Listen.

[Alex]

Absolutely.

[Christopher]

Absolutely. Rage against the Machine. One of my favorite bands. The unmistakable sound of Tom Morello's guitar. I might have choked on that myself. I love that band too much. And that is. It's probably my favorite Rage song. So, Chris, we say goodbye to you. Heather, you advance, I'll be rooting for you, Heather. Yeah, I will.

[Alex]

Sorry about that, Chris.

[Christopher]

Good luck the rest of the tournament, Heather. Thank you.

[Alex]

All right, Chris, keep practicing.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you.

[Alex]

Now I have to borrow the spread seat.

[Christopher]

You know what? He's not the kind of guy that'll hand them over to you. Absolutely. Holy cow. I'm playing along with you guys. Heather and I heard that song and I'm like, okay, it's Rage.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

I think in the three seconds, I could have come up may. I don't know. I don't know. This is stressful. Heather, you advance. Conroe is still in it to win it. You're one step closer to that $5,000. All right, thanks, guys. All right. Congratulations, Heather. The guy that maybe could have won the whole thing is gone in the 1st. Tuesday, July 28th. Michael Martinez from Mo City takes on Cassandra in Humble Tomorrow, 8:20, the Suburb Summer Sizzler on the Buzz 94. 5 the Buzz. Rage against the Machine, Guerrilla Radio. I brag to Chili all the time. I did see them twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I also saw the profits of Rage, which was kind of like another project, but Tom was doing his thing out there. But, yeah, that's my single favorite lyric from Rage against the Machine. When he ends that song, all hell can't stop us now. I just. It just. There's nothing that moves me musically like that. Shout out to Tom Morello. He. His mom was an activist, obviously. Tom grew up in that household, fighting causes and everything. His mom was very outspoken about a lot of things, and she was way late in her life, all the way way to the end. Mary Morello just passed away. 102 years old.

[Alex]

Holy moly, what a good life.

[Christopher]

Yeah, 102. So he's got something called the Mary Morello Project right now. And I. I follow Tom again. Tom's one of those guys that I. He's my favorite guitar player. He says things that. It's like, ah, that's not really my thing. But you're still my favorite guitar player. I don't know. I'm one of those weird people in this day and age that can still separate the two. He's so outspoken on everything, and it's like, okay, that's not my thing. But doesn't take away from the fact that he's this extraordinary guitar player and he's a music nerd like me.

[Alex]

So mature guitar.

[Christopher]

He's such a musical nerd. I've talked to him before, and it's like we just go off on these tangents and I've talked to him before, like, 10, 15 minutes about kiss, and it's just like we're talking about our first Kiss records. You know, so fun to talk to him about music, talk to him about politics. I'm like, okay, I'm out. But I've never gotten into that with him before. So shout out to Tom and rip to his mom, Mary Morello. She sounds like she was a pretty amazing woman. Tom is out there on the reg now. His kid. You're starting to see these kids on stage. So it didn't start. This has been going on forever. But I. Over the last couple of years. Okay. We saw Chris Cornell's daughter. Boy, can she sing. Okay, that was the one that I thought, okay, if there's somebody that's gonna break through and be. Become super famous, it's gonna be. It's gonna be her. We know that Dave Grohl's daughter Violet is out there with a great song. I don't know if the buzz is playing this song, but it's really, really good. So there's the next generation. Jacoby from Papa Roach is bringing his kid on stage during the summer. And Jacoby's got his son out there singing. Okay. Yep. I. I saw. Is it. Pat Monahan is the lead singer of Train Train. He's got his kid going up on stage this summer.

[Alex]

It's all the rage.

[Christopher]

And then rage. There you go. You got Tom Morello's kid who shreds on the guitar.

[Alex]

No pressure.

[Rod Ryan]

Like.

[Christopher]

Like his dad's one of his. His dad's an all time guitar player. It's like your dad's Michael Jordan type of deal. It really is like that.

[Alex]

How old is the kid?

[Christopher]

He appears to be about 15 and he's crushing it on the guitar. There's a lot of videos of Tom, but it's fun seeing these rock stars and their kids. That's the only reason that Van Halen got back together is because Eddie wanted his kid in the band. And Wolfie was 18 and he was the bass player. And there are just pictures of them on stage. And you see. I don't know what a tortured soul Eddie Van Halen was because he was such a brilliant guitar player, such a brilliant musician. He was just like this crazy professor. And the only thing that brought him happiness was music, I think, you know, and he covered everything else up with alcohol and everything else. But when you see him on stage, looking across the stage at his kid in those old videos, it's just. That's what got him on stage. He just wanted. He wanted to be in a band with his son. So you're seeing a lot of that right now. Go seek out some of These videos of the bands that I mentioned and see them with their kids on stage. It's fun. What a beautiful day at the beach.

[Alex]

Honey, stop looking at her.

[Christopher]

Wow, you are good. You saw it. The Rod Ryan Show. 94.5945. The Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. That's Evanescence and Afterlife. Rod Ryan Show. Chili came in a little while ago. He's like, hey, can I get a picture of you, Rod? I'm like, well, that's nice to be chilling. That's really nice.

[Alex]

Sweet. You change your background.

[Christopher]

Something to remember me by. Maybe like on your phone. Your phone screen or something. It's like, no, your shirt, dummy. I'm like, oh, yeah, my shirt.

[Alex]

Green one on.

[Christopher]

I think I wear a green shirt once a year.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

St. Patrick's Day is the. I wear. I don't think I have any other green shirts other than a bunch of St. Patrick's Day rejects.

[Alex]

This going into rotation.

[Christopher]

Well, it's in. It's not St. Patrick's Day, so it's in regular rotation.

[Alex]

Regular rotation.

[Christopher]

But I got the. I got the 713 shirt on today. This is the second bestseller in the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. So I say that because. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. We're giving out backpacks this Saturday. I'm gonna do one final push this week. If you haven't been in the store, I'm gonna say, pump the brakes. Wednesday, we're gonna do a match day. And I'm just gonna. I'm gonna leave it at that. It's not that I. It's not that I don't want you to go shopping today. If you got money burning a hole the. In your pocket, go do it now. If you got, like, some extra money, if you didn't, like, blow it all over the weekend, then that's great. If you can wait. My friends over at Joe Myers Toyota, we're gonna do a match day in there Wednesday. Yeah. So I'm gonna try to get you guys to spend $5,000 on Wednesday. Oh, no. Facebook, like, no, no. I'm gonna try to get you guys to spend $5,000 on Wednesday and then. And they will match up to your spending in the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. So maybe just do a little browsing. Maybe put some stuff in your cart. Like, do the. It's now called the mo. You just put stuff in your cart and then you leave it.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

And then go back on Wednesday and then buy all the stuff.

[Alex]

Pray about it.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a joke.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

You think I'm joking? It's called the mo. Putting stuff in the cart and leaving feels good. But yeah, I'm going to be hitting you up Wednesday. I'm going to need some help this week for sure. But go check out all of our new merch and then check me out.

[Mo]

What's up?

[Christopher]

I'm the one. I got the shirt on today. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative all day. And the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[Alex]

94.

[Christopher]

5 the Buzz, 94. 5 the Buzz, Stone Temple Pilots in Vaseline, Rod Ryan show. Man. We're coming up on our last hour together. We got gas, cash, chance to win a thousand dollars, keyword, all that fun stuff, right? And then we've got seven Dust Theory of a Dead man tickets. We're gonna have those for you on before we get out of here. So that's a great ticket. Just give you an idea of what we're going to be giving away all week here on the Rod Ryan Show. Mostly sunny skies. Most got more in Houston headline.

[Alex]

Thanks, Rob. The US has paused its strikes on Iran. The military said on Saturday its naval blockade against Iran remains in full effect. The New York Times is reporting that Trump has decided for now to back away from plans to ramp up attacks because advisers are worried about widening the conflict and of course draining defense stockpiles. Two big headlines out of Seattle over the weekend. One mass shooting killed at least three at a food festival. And I think the suspect is still on the run last I read. But keeping it much, much, much lighter. The other headline out of Seattle this weekend was the two men that jumped

[Christopher]

off the Space Needle headlining the crazy criminal blog page.

[Alex]

They deserve this. According to police, the men entered the popular two tourist attraction. They had purchased tickets. Then they're captured on camera at the top level of the needle. They go into the restroom. They emerge wearing helmets, jump over the glass barricade, leap off the 605 foot tall space needle. They were wearing parachutes to be clear.

[Christopher]

But you know how much I like as long as nobody gets hurt. Prison breaks.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Christopher]

These guys are technically on the loose. It's of kind got that feel to me. Yes. Here's what I was thinking about. We just had a daredevil thing that caught that got national news. It was that couple, the Empire State Building thing. They were on the tower and they, they flying the flag and then he proposed and everything. There's only one way down. You're guaranteed getting caught. Okay. These guys not guaranteed to get caught.

[Alex]

Caught because they could just fly into.

[Christopher]

They're Flying. And they're. They landed, packed up their shoots and booked.

[Alex]

They had a plan.

[Christopher]

But were their faces covered and everything? There's cameras all over that Space Needle.

[Alex]

So where they watch the video. I haven't seen their faces. Yeah, it's like, if I. If that was my friend, I would know that was my friend.

[Christopher]

So they're going to get caught. You're telling me that they're going to get caught?

[Alex]

I mean, they're going to know who they are if they get caught.

[Mo]

I don't.

[Alex]

That's a whole nother story.

[Christopher]

Because everybody, every camera that was up on that space needle in the observation deck, they were all filming them. And they didn't really do a great job concealing their faces. No, but you also don't want to go walking into a place with ski mask on these days.

[Alex]

True. Also, bad luck.

[Rod Ryan]

Red flag.

[Alex]

Alex, I know you love a zoo primate. Did you send Punch a birthday card for his first birthday?

[Rod Ryan]

No. I didn't want to do anything that could potentially threaten the exhibit.

[Alex]

2,500 other people did. Yes. Punch went viral earlier this year for clip clinging onto the stuffed monkey for comfort. He has since joined his zoo's monkey troupe, thriving. Got all of those birthday cards from around the world in honor of his first birthday. People say that Punch's determination helped encourage them through challenges of their own.

[Christopher]

Right underneath the woman scraping her feet with the fork on the Carnival cruise. Punch the monkey, his birthday. Three things you must see.

[Alex]

Just saying.

[Rod Ryan]

So.

[Christopher]

I do have this on the website, but I just. As much as cute as that monkey

[Alex]

is, you'd rather talk about nasty feet.

[Christopher]

The feet got the headline there.

[Alex]

I don't. I can't.

[Christopher]

I can only imagine somebody hearing this for the first time on this radio show today. Rod, did you say a woman was scraping her feet with a fork? Yeah, in the dining room on a Carnival cruise. And people caught it on video and, like, screamed sleeping and like.

[Alex]

Yeah. Ron really looked into it.

[Christopher]

There's, like a lot, but there's sawdust underneath. Like, there's debris on the. The floor.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Alex, have you watched the video?

[Rod Ryan]

No, I haven't. Me either, but Rod explained it so well. I didn't need to.

[Alex]

So disgusting.

[Christopher]

I can talk about it more if you'd like.

[Alex]

I don't want you to. And I'm leaving. Mind feet. It's just really gross.

[Christopher]

Three things you must see.

[Alex]

Thanks. The Odyssey was leaked online over the weekend. We know it's still killing it in the box offices, but guess somebody got a high quality bootleg copy of the film, posted it on X, and it was viewed by millions of people. After the tweet went viral on Saturday,

[Christopher]

I was told in the front of every movie that I watched when I was younger, pirating movies is a crime. Said it on all those vhs.

[Rod Ryan]

You wouldn't pirate Sports Game, would you? I. I would pirate everything.

[Christopher]

I was told that it was a serious crime.

[Rod Ryan]

Look, buddy, I'll do it.

[Christopher]

Wasn't that in the front of every VHS that we rented?

[Alex]

They did get their account suspended on the X.

[Christopher]

Okay, there you go.

[Alex]

And it was taken down.

[Christopher]

Oh, free speech. What about free speech, Elon?

[Alex]

Taken down after two million views within the first two and a half hours.

[Christopher]

Elon probably saw it and left it up there for a little while longer,

[Mo]

finishing it.

[Rod Ryan]

And that's why he, like, didn't take it down until he finished it. Now you can take it down.

[Christopher]

Like, let me take it down. Let it sit for. Let it cook for a little longer.

[Alex]

He's the one that put it up there.

[Rod Ryan]

About that.

[Christopher]

How many people saw the movie for free?

[Alex]

Over 2 million.

[Christopher]

Can you put up a whole movie on Twitter?

[Rod Ryan]

If you have the premium?

[Christopher]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex]

The more you know. Sammy Hagar invited David Lee Roth to join his Vegas residency.

[Christopher]

David, Dave won't do it, but it was nice of Sammy going to respond. I think he was genuine in his invitation. Sammy's always been the. The bigger man. David Lee Roth canceled a bunch of shows. We don't know if it's for health.

[Alex]

They're saying it was low ticket sales. That's the rumor.

[Christopher]

I mean, the clips of Dave singing, it's not great. Just be honest. Dave's always been a bad live singer. Even. Even this era, Dave was bad singing live. As an old man, he didn't get better. So those clips of him on stage, it's. It's bad. So I can see why ticket sales plummeted. He should have done that thing where they took phones like, David Lee Rock playing live. Yeah, they should have bagged up the phones. There's too much out there. Like comedians, they don't want the jokes out there. You didn't want Dave clips out there.

[Rod Ryan]

This is one of those where, like, they start collecting them midway through the show. They're like, hey, now, actually, we go around and collect.

[Christopher]

Decided, like, it's the third videos. It's the third clunky note. Get those phones.

[Alex]

He has not responded to Sammy's offer. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Christopher]

I don't think he'll respond to it. What you Got Astros lost to the White Sox yesterday 12 to 3.

[Rod Ryan]

They did take two of three from Chicago over the weekend there. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Angels on the road. Tatsuya Imai will be on the mound for the stro going up against LA's Walbert Urena. First pitches at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. We also had the Texans starting training camp later this week. Wednesday is training camp. So football right around the corner. I think it was seven more Sundays last week or last night. Until football season.

[Christopher]

No. Hall of Fame is in like three weeks a ring.

[Rod Ryan]

Real football we don't talk about. We don't call it that. We don't call it. It's the hall of whatever.

[Christopher]

Well, you got an Eli thing, I guess.

[Rod Ryan]

Put Eli in it and then we'll call it that.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Alex]

When.

[Christopher]

When was the Baseball hall of Fame? That just happened.

[Rod Ryan]

That was the hall of Fame weekend. Yeah.

[Christopher]

Carlos Beltran got in Beltron and Kent who also played for the Astros second

[Rod Ryan]

base as just loading up the hall of Fame now.

[Christopher]

Did Beltran. He didn't go in as an Astro.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know yet. I don't know if you make the decision yet.

[Christopher]

Oh, how does that work?

[Rod Ryan]

I think you like when they're working on your bus like what do you want?

[Christopher]

No kidding. Neither one of those guys will go

[Rod Ryan]

in as an Astro Belt probably going as a mat.

[Christopher]

Beltron went in. He came here at the last half of the season, went to the World Series and then he bailed, went to

[Rod Ryan]

the Mets and got all that money.

[Christopher]

Yeah. And then Kent played somewhere for 20 years before he came here.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So they probably won't go in as Astros.

[Christopher]

I don't.

[Rod Ryan]

Former Astros.

[Christopher]

Okay, that's cool. Thanks guys. We got one more hour together. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative and home of the Rod

[Alex]

Ryan Morning Show 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Christopher]

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[Alex]

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[Christopher]

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[Alex]

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[Christopher]

94.5The Buzz Good morning, Rod Ryan Show Hard faint Welcome to the nine spot, everybody. Our fourth and final hour together. We got some gas cash coming your way. A chance to win a thousand dollars. What are we going to give you, a keyword? You're gonna have to enter [e-mail] right? Chance to win a thousand dollars. It's a national contest. Go after that money, guys. Go after that money. Jeremy will continue. Teresa will continue. It's about 10 after the hour between 9 and 5 every day. This is week again. Thousand dollars. Good luck. Good luck. Mostly sunny. Nothing over a 10% chance of rain. Could be a hot week. Super hot week. I've already tipped you that this Wednesday is going to be our last kind of fun thing that we're going to do on Wednesday. By fun, I mean by you guys spending money in the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. That's fun for me. It's stressful for me. As a matter of fact, I'm going to ask you guys to go in there and buy some stuff. Maybe. Maybe catch in a donation. I got $5,000 that's being dangled in front of my face for my friends over at Joe Meyer's Toyota. They've offered $5,000 if you guys can match their generosity. $5,000. I was telling Mo about this and then I figured, well, I might as well share with everybody. I. I took my first wayo over the weekend. I've been wanting to do it for a while.

[Alex]

Yeah, you've been talking about. About it. You had to register.

[Christopher]

I had to register. You have to be like, invited on the island. There's an app. What's a waymo It's a robot car, and there's nobody driving.

[Alex]

Driverless.

[Christopher]

Number one, super nice car. It's a Jaguar. Super clean and smelled wonderful. Had a nice, pleasant smell. You know how. Okay, we were running those Alto commercials, and one of the things they led with Alto is another ride share service. It's a little upper. They're profess. They, you know, they. Professional drivers, they got their own. They got their own Kia Elite. Yeah. And they. They, they. I was surprised how much they talked about. They have their own scent.

[Alex]

That's a big. Have you ever gotten in an Uber that smells bad? Yeah, every time.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Alex]

And you think that that little people's Christmas tree thing is making it better? That's making me want to die.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

That smell is poison.

[Christopher]

So I will say this about Alto. They do smell nice, but there's, you know, so old. It was like a human driving lame.

[Alex]

So five years ago. Okay, so what the waymo smell like?

[Christopher]

I don't know. It just smelled really nice. Like walking into a Marriott.

[Alex]

But not.

[Christopher]

Not overly walking into the Marriott in the Woodlands.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Christopher]

Like, it hits you. Oh, Daddy's home.

[Alex]

Nordstrom.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Maybe Bergamot. Maybe. Maybe a Bergamot with, like, a little, like, hint of orange. I just put the. I just put a. I. I took a short video. I look like a tourist or, you know, I'm like. I'm like, hey, it's my first wayo. Nobody's driving the car now. There it looks like. I had to look it up. It covers nearly 50 square miles. The footprint in Houston.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

You can get downtown. You go to Midtown. I was going to Montrose, but you

[Alex]

have to stay inside that box in the Heights.

[Christopher]

Yeah, it. It. I don't know that it really goes. I don't know if it goes on the highway or not. If it just takes back roads. I'll tell you what. The car shows up to the bar that I'm at, and I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I look at the app, and it says, hold this down, and it'll unlock the doors. So the doors unlock. Kat and I get in the back, and then there's a little pad in the back seat. It says, push here to begin your ride. The doors lock, and you're off to your destination. We were going to that Lola Bar, that dive bar that I've been talked about in Montrose. Wait, so which I got a lot of. What are you doing here? I got a lot of that there. What can. Can I get from.

[Alex]

Can I Have a good time, Jimmy. I just got out of a wayo.

[Christopher]

Can I have a good time? Well, we went to a restaurant first, and we. So as we get out, I'm like, again, not knowing what's going to happen. They're like, gather all your belongings. Blah, blah, blah. There's like, a voice that comes on. And again, nobody's in the driver's seat. The, the, the steering wheel is turning, and every voice I look, the gas pedal's going down. Everything. It's like a ghost is driving the car. Right. The things are all moving that should be moving.

[Rod Ryan]

Try and, like, in the car.

[Christopher]

I didn't grab the wheel. Is that what you're going to ask?

[Rod Ryan]

Scooch up and just sit in, like, the driver's seat?

[Christopher]

I didn't ask. I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Try and drive.

[Mo]

There.

[Christopher]

There is a front seat. I didn't think about that. If that's available.

[Alex]

Can someone sit there?

[Rod Ryan]

Huh?

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You got four people.

[Christopher]

The car was nice.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

I couldn't believe how at ease I was immediately.

[Alex]

That was going to be my next question. Was there ever a time when you were like, I wish I was driving.

[Rod Ryan]

It's where the robots get you.

[Christopher]

I wasn't.

[Rod Ryan]

You had a false sense of security, and then, boom, you're dead.

[Christopher]

I was excited to finally do it.

[Alex]

You're locked in.

[Christopher]

I've had a lot of friends, a lot of people that I've talked to in the Heights area that have. That have already done it, so it's like, no big deal. NBD for them. It was a big deal for me, and we hadn't done it yet. I, I, I thought it was cool. I, you know, I, I'm sorry if you're an Uber driver or a Lyft driver or Elto, and you're like, rod, this is putting me out of business.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. You're taking jobs.

[Christopher]

Then. Then. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Alex]

I'm sorry. Your car smells bad.

[Christopher]

But it was cool. And I couldn't believe as soon as I got in, I had no nervousness at all. No, I won't really. London wants to do it, and I'm like, not yet. Yeah, I don't. I'm. I just feel like. You took your kid in a driverless car. I don't want to be that guy in the headlines, and I feel like it's really safe and everything. It was cool. So we get out of the restaurant, and this family's looking at us. They're coming out of the restaurant, and I just leaned it on, like, that's right. I'm from the future. Go ahead. What questions do you have? And the guy goes, how was it? Did you feel safe? Like he had questions for me.

[Alex]

We're all want those answers.

[Christopher]

As soon as I walked out, I felt like I was getting out of Doc Brown's DeLorean. And there should have been smoke. There should have been smoke coming off the car when I got there. I'm like, hello, I'm from the.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

They're thinking, I added Fiji to pay more for that.

[Christopher]

There really should be just a little bit of smoke when you open the door. That would be a nice smoke. Oh, that would be Chef's kiss. Just a little bit of steam coming off.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, that'd be cool.

[Christopher]

But the family was. They were kind of giggling, and I said, no, it. It was cool. I said. I told him because they had a young kid. I go, I got a kid. I'm not doing that with my kid yet. But that was our first time. He said, was it cool? Did you feel safe? I go, yeah, it's cool.

[Alex]

Interesting.

[Christopher]

I just put up a quick little snippet on our Instagram stories of just seeing the. I mean, you're driving.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

How soon before most of the cars. Well, where are we going to? I mean, I don't want it right now. It's not. It's only a service to my knowledge. Can you buy a car that will just drive you around? Like, what a glorious thing. That's going to be a Tesla. I'm. I'm. I mean, I hate that I'm so old. I guess Teslas do drive themselves now.

[Alex]

Yeah, you do have to, like.

[Christopher]

But you're in the front seat.

[Alex]

You have to have proof of life.

[Christopher]

I want to be. I want to be just like. I want to be the same guy I was Saturday night. I want to be in the back seat, completely unresponsible, and that sucker bringing me to work. You want that every morning? Yeah, now I do. Yeah. Yeah. I had a little taste. I had a little taste of the future.

[Alex]

I don't know. I feel like you could read some horror stories and maybe just change your mind really fast.

[Christopher]

I don't enjoy, like, just people that like driving. I don't know who you are.

[Mo]

You're.

[Christopher]

You're insane.

[Alex]

I like driving.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

That's why I told you I have this fascination of, like, retiring and getting a. An RV and, like, driving around, and then I'm like, wait a minute, you idiot. You hate driving.

[Rod Ryan]

It was the drive this kind of RV Would be.

[Christopher]

Oh, my God. Self driving rv.

[Rod Ryan]

I got an idea too.

[Christopher]

Oh, dude.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Waymo rv. Just drive me around, show me the world. So that was it. It's cool.

[Alex]

I'm fascinated.

[Christopher]

Do you. Will you do it?

[Alex]

No, because it doesn't come to me.

[Christopher]

But if it was available to you, maybe.

[Alex]

Yeah. Just. I'm fascinated. Like in Vegas, the options are all over the place.

[Christopher]

Okay. Yeah.

[Alex]

They're a lot. Yeah.

[Christopher]

So you. You wouldn't have any hesitation in the back seat?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yeah. Why not? For the novelty. I'm not hiring them to drive me to work every day.

[Christopher]

I don't know how much longer we're going to be doing what we do, but we're going to say, remember, Rod, when you talked about being in one for the first time and where it's going to seem like a silly conversation?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Because I remember losing my mind. Dinah. I talk about it all the time. Diana talked about this Uber thing. I go, you got into a stranger's car? I go, did you know the person? No.

[Alex]

Now it's just every day, but now people put their kids in it.

[Christopher]

She talked about it and it was brand new. And I just thought, you got into a stranger's car. I go in the front seat. She goes, no, I got in the back. I go, did you talk to him? She goes, yeah, a little bit. And I remember that. I remember having that conversation, which seems so archaic now because it's such a part of our lives.

[Alex]

How funny.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

All right, you can ODD Ryan show on Instagram.

[Alex]

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[Christopher]

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[Alex]

Online.

[Christopher]

It's Alex online. 94. 5 the buzz. All right, Alex, what you doing today? Today's AOL.

[Rod Ryan]

You'll be looking at zoomed in photos of vegetables. Very, very, very, very, very zoomed in and try to see how many of them you can identify.

[Mo]

Fine.

[Alex]

Did you find it hard?

[Rod Ryan]

Some of them were very difficult, but most of them I felt like I'm a veg. A veggie head. You know what I'm saying?

[Christopher]

They're veggies and fruits or just veggies?

[Rod Ryan]

Veggies.

[Christopher]

Okay, so like, celery, I think, like, what else looks like celery?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. But when it's super zoomed in, you might not know that that's celery. Right.

[Christopher]

I think I might go cucumber on that. You could go cuke.

[Rod Ryan]

You could go cuke. So go check it out.

[Christopher]

I would do that to celery.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't know. One way to find out is go check out today's AOL at the world famous Rod Ryan show page at the Buzz.

[Mo]

Attention.

[Christopher]

This is a heat advisory. This is a heat advisory. Men are advised to drink water.

[Mo]

Women should wear tiny clothes.

[Christopher]

How hot is that? Rod Ryan? Don't forget The sun on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on this MILF Monday. That's our Instagram feature. Oh, yeah. You know what? I. I actually saw that Chili gets mad at me because. Because he says, oh, well, you're not doing it anymore. Chili's in charge of it. He feels like that. I don't talk about it enough.

[Alex]

Let me go check it out.

[Christopher]

I'm obsessed with Chili's six picks. Come on. Yeah, I stopped there, but it was a snappy name. Wayne from Parallel sent it into us. Alexis, Texas. What a great name.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Mo]

Hey, girl.

[Christopher]

What a great feature, too. So, yeah, that is doing well. Chili's pictures are doing great. Chili, six picks this weekend. The guy was out. The guy was out and about. He had the best weekend ever. Go check out all his pictures. The Crazy Criminal blog page is those guys. Is that base jumping when you jump from a freestanding structure?

[Rod Ryan]

A bait.

[Christopher]

Yeah, it's a base jump, right? B, A S E stands for something.

[Rod Ryan]

No, it's bas. That's when you're playing the bass. You put it away.

[Christopher]

Slapping the bass. Jumping off of a freestanding building. Those guys in Seattle are headlining the Crazy Criminal blog page. And then I've already mentioned three things you must see today. Carnival cruise, feet, fork.

[Alex]

Yeah, you've mentioned it a couple times.

[Christopher]

Mentioned it a few times.

[Alex]

It's torturing you.

[Christopher]

There's people. Ask the radio wizard if you ever wanted to get an explanation on this one. Well, you see, the audience is constantly turning over and there's new people coming in every time. So, Rod, you. You got to explain yourself. And don't assume that everybody knows what you're talking about.

[Alex]

Like that is something they teach us.

[Christopher]

Would you like to be on the other end of that for a half hour? I'm sparing you this. The reason why I bring it up because there's people that don't know that there's a woman forking her feet on a Carnival Cruise Line in the dining room.

[Alex]

If you want to watch the video,

[Rod Ryan]

you can just Rod's watch it 100 times.

[Christopher]

This is her scraping her feet.

[Alex]

What the heck is wrong with you?

[Christopher]

That's her scraping her foot with a fork.

[Alex]

A fork that everyone uses in the dining room.

[Christopher]

All right, what do we got here? We got something else. What is this? All right, if you're just joining the show, we have not talked about this today on the show, but now the discussion is. Now let me, let me give you the backup here though. Okay? So one in four Gen zers, here's me not making fun of Gen Z, but just gonna talk about something that's happening. Okay? 27% of Gen Zers say they've had a naughty conversation with an AI chatbot. I'm not saying they're in a full blown relationship with the, with the robot, but there are people. You ever think you're Alexa? Thanks, Alexa.

[Alex]

I do.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Alex]

I don't think it's naturally polite.

[Christopher]

Correct. They don't treat you any better. They don't find things faster for you.

[Alex]

So there's, there's naturally horny people.

[Christopher]

There are people that are using Chat GPT. Let's just pick out them for an example.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

And then, you know, there's a lot of people still using AI as like a, A glorified Google. Yeah, it's kind of what I'm doing with it, to be honest with you.

[Rod Ryan]

Because you try and use Google, it makes you do the AI thing.

[Christopher]

I don't want this. Google is spitting you out. An AI answer. You're right. You're right. So whether it's Chat GPT, Claude, Gemini, people say they've had a conversation with them and it has gotten into like. Well, let's just see what their answer is on this.

[Alex]

Sexual in nature.

[Christopher]

Yeah, it's not a voice or anything. It's just somebody spitting out these answers. And it's like people are creating girlfriends.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know how it knows what.

[Christopher]

Yeah, people are creating girlfriends. And then as with all AI, it's, it's learning you and it's answering in ways that it knows that you want people be like you. So 27% of Gen Zers say they've had a naughty conversation with an AI chatbot.

[Alex]

It was worse when you said one in four. That just seemed like.

[Christopher]

So, yeah, it's 25 units. It's more than one in four like that. I'm just like, hey, let's see. You know, hey, what are you wearing? Chat GPT. You know that, like, you up.

[Rod Ryan]

It's like when you send a.

[Christopher]

If you send a D pic to

[Rod Ryan]

a girl, she's going to show it to all your friends and they're going to make fun of you. You know that when you're sexting an AI chatbot that it's going to all of its other AI chatbot friends and it's like, hey, look at this idiot human said.

[Christopher]

But it's going to lie to you and say, oh, my God, that's the best picture I've ever.

[Rod Ryan]

You're exactly right. I love that.

[Christopher]

That is the greatest. Deep, very girthy ever. Ever been uploaded.

[Rod Ryan]

I've never seen one like that.

[Alex]

This is above.

[Christopher]

16% of millennials have had a naughty conversation with AI. 9% of Gen Xers have tried it. Just 2% of boomers. It's like, you know, men are a little bit more likely to admit it than women. But where. Where the argument. Argument comes in is, I guess you got to use the word flirting. If you're flirting with chatgpt, is that cheating? Anything that you do that you don't want your person to know that you're doing almost is kind of cheating. We use the term cheating when you're watching an episode, an episode of something that you not supposed to watch.

[Alex]

That was going to be my example.

[Christopher]

That's cheating.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

If you're talking to Chat GPT and you're having an ongoing thing that you would be embarrassed that your person would find, that's what you should.

[Rod Ryan]

If you're talking to Chat GPT like

[Christopher]

that, I mean, it's such a ridiculous thing to say that you're cheating with a robot online. An online. You're cheating with AI? Yeah, it's not a human. They're telling you what you want to hear. That's. Yeah, that's cheating.

[Rod Ryan]

Do you feel better or worse that you cheated on you with AI?

[Christopher]

I'd rather they couldn't even find, like,

[Rod Ryan]

a real person to cheat on.

[Christopher]

I'd rather walk in to AI hammering her than a human.

[Rod Ryan]

AI knows you more personally.

[Alex]

What does that say about the person you're with?

[Christopher]

Both are uneasy.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Christopher]

Both sounded weird coming out of my mouth after I said it. I'm like, oh, just AI hammering away Dragon. It's Cheating. Cheating.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

There's emotion, there's emotional cheating. Right. There's little flirtiness and blah, blah, blah.

[Rod Ryan]

Artificial cheating. Yeah.

[Christopher]

Does flirting with chat GPT count as cheating? Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex]

Gross.

[Christopher]

And you're weird. This is making robot.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a robot.

[Alex]

Remember we were talking about text anxiety or tech anxiety earlier? About how people. Parents have to worry about this now.

[Christopher]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[Alex]

What do you do if you find out your kid's doing this?

[Rod Ryan]

Take away all of their electronics, but

[Alex]

like they can't go to school.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, you don't want them to go to school for a couple days.

[Christopher]

Throw them in your front yard, lock the doors, make them play outside.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Touch grass, make them go outside and play.

[Rod Ryan]

Give them some food and water, they'll be fine.

[Christopher]

But my kid admit I'm like, we're gonna go play catch. Yeah, we're gonna go play catch.

[Mo]

Let's go.

[Christopher]

That thing hit the top of that webbing a hundred times. It's like there's just been working on it though. Practicing. Yep. We're going to be outside.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't teach that.

[Christopher]

It's hot outside. But she got her first mitt. We're playing catch. We're playing catch in the yard.

[Alex]

I'm obsessed.

[Christopher]

I don't know if this is going to turn into anything. Okay. I don't think that I got the next Whatever. Fill in the blank. You know, world class au.

[Rod Ryan]

Whatever. The, the softball that was on ESPN yesterday.

[Christopher]

What was the. What was the real hot blonde though? The pitcher from Texas?

[Rod Ryan]

Jenny Finch.

[Christopher]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah.

[Christopher]

I really wanted to sound cool and just say I didn't see the next Jenny Finch in there, but see I'm.

[Rod Ryan]

I know women. I'm.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Written by women. Yeah. Get out. Yeah. This is get. You just made me feel anxious about this being available now to young people.

[Alex]

Scary.

[Christopher]

Those phones are not that Phones never go into my kids room. It's not that she doesn't have one yet, but the tablet is not allowed to be. No, I don't. Can she get. Get to this on her tablet? I don't think so.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, you can download a. You can download an AI app.

[Christopher]

I never even looked. Oh, God, this sucks. It sucks being a parent. Yep, it's another hot, sweaty Texas summer with the Rod ryan Show on 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Mo]

94.

[Christopher]

5 the Buzz. Butthole surfers pepper Rod Ryan Show. Mo just shakes her head now. Every time Mo just shakes her head, she's like, I work at a radio station that plays the Butthole Circus.

[Alex]

Saying that word seems like it's not allowed.

[Christopher]

Funny butthole. You can say butthole all day here. Okay, you're a peacock. We gotta let you fly. This guy says R. I've been married 10 years. According to my wife, if a girl in a movie takes off her clothes, I'm cheating.

[Mo]

A.

[Christopher]

That's funny. It's very funny. What I what I've been getting in all morning and Eli just sent me an email. Now that is a retread. That is a reused fun fact this morning about the watches in the ads.

[Alex]

Oh, really?

[Christopher]

Clocks.

[Alex]

You're saying in 25 years you've only used one once? Twice.

[Christopher]

There's probably a bunch of repeats. That one I know is a repeated fun fact.

[Rod Ryan]

You use the Titanic one a couple of times.

[Alex]

Was it mad?

[Christopher]

Which was the Titanic?

[Rod Ryan]

Cool one a couple of times.

[Christopher]

Oh, that's the best one of all time.

[Rod Ryan]

Good. We had to reuse it.

[Alex]

Exactly.

[Christopher]

It's the best one of all time. Time. It's the best fun. We do a bit on the air. Rod, tell people what you're talking about. They don't know. People in the 9 o' clock hour don't know what you're talking about. At 6:40 we do something called the fun facts. And there's just some fun facts in the morning. And today it was talking about watch ads. And almost always. And there's a bunch of fancy terms for it and everything, but almost always, when you see a picture of a watch in an ad, check a magazine, check a billboard, whatever, the time is set to 1010, the watch is almost smiling at you. And there's a bunch involved. Eli goes, Rod, your fact this morning about the watch ad. I'm on the 59 South. I saw two watch billboards. They both read 1010.

[Alex]

That's crazy.

[Christopher]

Yeah. Another guy sent me a picture. He was at the airport today I got another email like, you're right. I just saw this.

[Alex]

Now you can't unsee it.

[Christopher]

Hey guys, fun facts. I'm not gonna sit here and give you these for free in the 9 o' clock hour. I want you to get up. The whole thing about putting the Fun Facts At 6:35 every day is like, hey, I should be there at 6:35 and check out these new fun facts. Of course you can. Just listen to the podcast, which is a good.

[Alex]

We like that too.

[Christopher]

We like that too. Go listen to the podcast. Alex puts a lot of work into that podcast every day. He podcasts the whole show. Show every day. Takes out the songs, takes out the commercials, put some New commercials in there.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Gotta get way less than the only thing.

[Christopher]

Yeah, we're not charging. The reason we gotta play commercials because we don't charge for this. What could we possibly charge for this? Well, what are you giving away on Mow the Show?

[Alex]

7 Dust. Theory of a Dead Man. Return to Dust, September 9th, Bayou Music Center. Those tickets could be yours if you know the show.

[Christopher]

All right, we'll have question for you on the flip Rock and alternative for

[Alex]

Houston, the Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am, the buzz.

[Christopher]

94. 5 the buzz. Hi, good morning, Rod Ryan show. It's time for mo the show. She's got a question for you. She's got seven Dust and Theory of a Dead man tickets for you. Return to dust, September 9th, Bayou Music Center. Tickets on sale [e-mail]. i think that's where hailstorm just. No, not Hailstorm. There's a concert there this weekend. I couldn't believe how many emails I got in over the weekend from concert pictures. The guy that won the tickets, I put it up on our Facebook page yesterday.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Christopher]

He said his son's favorite band.

[Alex]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he reach out?

[Christopher]

He said, well, his daughter also likes the band. He goes, you were right, Rod. I got squeezed out. Oh, no. He's like, you were right, Rod.

[Alex]

I was waiting for that update.

[Christopher]

I got sque motionless and white. He got squeezed out. He goes, you have no idea the joy of seeing my kids there.

[Alex]

They dad won tickets, but he gave them to son and daughter.

[Christopher]

And he said, you have to send Rod the. You have to take a picture to send a Rod. So they took a picture in the pit, and his face was all painted up and stuff like that. It was really cool.

[Alex]

Thank you, Rod.

[Christopher]

All right, so anyways, let's create some new concert memories here. Seven Dust D of a Dead Man. How do you win them?

[Alex]

Well, you have to know the answer to this question.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Alex]

It really brought me a lot of joy this morning to see Chili having such a delightful weekend.

[Christopher]

What a weekend.

[Alex]

So the question which popular game did Chili find himself playing over the weekend?

[Christopher]

Yeah, he sure did.

[Alex]

713-212-5945.

[Christopher]

Said he didn't win.

[Alex]

He did not win.

[Christopher]

But he played.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

All right.

[Christopher]

If you mow the show, call now Summer with the Rod Ryan Show. Hello, Summer.

[Alex]

Does this bikini really fit?

[Christopher]

How hot is that Rod Ryan? I will make your summer unforgettable. This is the Rod Ryan show. The days are so hot they can boil your brain on 94. 5 the buzz. 94, 5. The buzz. Yeah, that song gets quiet quick at the end there. Good morning, Rock Ryan show. Getting ready to wrap up this MILF Monday. I don't want to say too much because I don't want to give away her answer, but let's get into. Let's get into Know the Show right now

[Alex]

on 94.

[Christopher]

5. I have a little game that I play myself.

[Mo]

What's up?

[Christopher]

Trying to figure out, like, what you're gonna ask for. Know the Show.

[Alex]

There's so much potential.

[Christopher]

I thought you were gonna talk about I.

[Alex]

The fork.

[Rod Ryan]

You can't.

[Christopher]

No, no, I. I knew.

[Alex]

The front of your brain is.

[Christopher]

I knew you weren't gonna talk about the fork.

[Alex]

What'd you think I was gonna ask?

[Christopher]

I thought you were gonna talk about the Sizzler, cuz.

[Alex]

Oh, it was juicy this morning.

[Christopher]

I thought Christopher. He talked like he was a champion. You can't call it an upset.

[Alex]

No.

[Christopher]

Two people in the first bracket.

[Alex]

That's great.

[Christopher]

Alan, good morning. Oh, good morning. Yeah. He's like, oh, it's my turn. Rod's gonna shut up for a second. He's gonna let me talk. Don't count on it, Ellen. It's your show, bro. Okay, I'm just. I'm holding the microphone. It's your place, dude. Welcome in. How are you?

[Alex]

Awesome.

[Mo]

I'm great. How are you doing?

[Christopher]

Super great. Thank you. Let's get you some great tickets here, Mo. What's your question?

[Alex]

Hey, Alan. So which popular game did Chili find himself. Himself playing over the weekend?

[Christopher]

He found himself playing bingo. Yes, he did.

[Alex]

You know it, Alan. And because you know it, you're going to Seven Dust. They're gonna be a Theory of a dead man. September 9th at Bayou Music Center. Have the best time.

[Christopher]

Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, I've been wanting to see them as well.

[Mo]

Perfect.

[Rod Ryan]

Awesome.

[Mo]

Awesome.

[Christopher]

It's been a. It's been a minute since I've seen Seven Dust. I've seen Theory. I. I don't know, ten times. They're awesome. They're so great live. You're gonna have a great time, Alan. I think you can't wait. Thank you for listening, dude. I appreciate that. Thank you for checking out Chili. Six picks, too.

[Alex]

It was hard not to.

[Christopher]

Yeah. If you're gonna be honest, Chili had a great weekend. You can go see all that. The world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. He's gonna go out with Chili's music?

[Rod Ryan]

Why not?

[Christopher]

I feel like he should become pounding through that door any second now.

[Alex]

I didn't bring any snacks.

[Christopher]

Why Is the carpet wet? Todd? Hey, we played a little game called the Fresh out of bed. Head to head this morning. The phones were working. It was great. He's a seven time hall of famer, he's a two time world champion and now he's won three in a row. So he's gonna go for win number four tomorrow. Kind of made short work of other Ben.

[Alex]

Yeah, it was fun though.

[Christopher]

Yeah. And then OG Ben's pissed that he didn't get in.

[Alex]

Maybe tomorrow.

[Christopher]

James won the Motley Crue tickets. Cody. He's going to solve sold out stain show courtesy of the Rod Ryan show. Thank you Shell Federal Credit Union. Every time we talk about the suburb summer sizzler, we couldn't do it without Shell fcu. So Heather made Conroe proud. She won today. Mo City versus Humble Tomorrow, another Every, every one of these is a heavyweight matchup. Man, I, I can't wait. 8, 20. Tomorrow is when we'll play. All right, up next, Jeremy. Well, you know he's going to do the gas cash thing coming up in 10 minutes. He's got the non stop nooner. He's got pick your tickets in the one o' clock hour. And that's really about it. That's it. All right. Have an awesome Monday. Thank you for spending your Monday morning with us. If you missed anything on the show like good Rob was talking about these fun facts. Hope he doesn't do those later on. Go listen to the podcast. Okay, Alex, podcast that damn show this show every single day. Have an awesome day everybody. AMF. Well wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan show [e-mail] Happy Birthday America. It's time to celebrate and play your favorite Las Vegas casino games by American owned spin quest.com what's better than fireworks and American pie? Hitting a blackjack in the palm of your hand and you won't lose your fingers. Over a thousand games including slots and live dealers and $30 coin packs are on sale for 10 spin quest.com buy American players. For American players, Spin Quest is a free to play social casino boy where prohibited. Visit spin quest.com for more details.