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Summary

The Rod Ryan Show – Full Show Recap

Date: June 16, 2026
Podcast: The Rod Ryan Show
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM), Houston's Rock and Alternative
Episode Focus: All the morning's major highlights – Houston news, giveaways, games, trending topics, and listener interactions.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show delivers the usual blend of banter, music news, Houston headlines, and audience participation, enhanced by weather concerns, quirky debates, and signature games like the Chris Isaak Game. In addition, the team pushes for a major charitable initiative—hammer selfies to raise funds for school supplies—while providing their irreverent take on viral stories, local issues, and national events.

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Major Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Weather Woes and Disaster Declarations (03:44, 33:43, 62:22)

• Severe Rain & Flooding:
  Mo opens the news with Governor Abbott’s disaster declaration for 101 Texas counties, with Houston expecting heavy rainfall. Flash flooding is a significant risk, with up to 10 inches possible in three days.
  • “The declaration just basically unlocks the full range of state emergency resources for all the named counties.” – Mo (03:44)
• Personal Flooding Stories:
  Rod shares his flooding experience, highlighting how quickly roads became impassable—even describing a stranded driver standing on his car roof.
  • “I had grocery shopping in the rain, which is a great time to go, by the way.” – Rod Ryan (09:00)

2. Trending Topics: Pickles, Music News & Celebrity Scandals (05:08, 15:44)

• Pickle Craze:
  Gen Z is embracing pickles as “the pumpkin spice of summer.” Rod and Mo debate pickle products, with skepticism over pickle smoothies—but acceptance of pickle-flavored snacks.
• Rod Stewart in Hot Water:
  Discussion about Rod Stewart backing out of a concert for health reasons, only to be spotted at a World Cup match the next day.
• Celebrity Relationship Drama:
  News breaks that Jelly Roll filed for divorce from Bunny XO, which Alex takes personally:
  • “Love is dead... they say that true love is real and I don't know if it is.” – Alex (16:08)

3. Sports & World Cup Coverage (07:16, 39:08, 67:21)

• Astros update: “Astros lost to the Tigers last night, 9–3. They're going to play them again tonight...” – Alex (07:16)
• Soccer World Cup:
  All games ended in ties; explanations around point systems and group stage rules.
• Local sports and FIFA fan fest events around Houston are a recurring theme.

4. Interactivity & Listener Calls (12:00+)

• Travel Talk:
  Listeners call in to share plans (e.g., caller Craig going to London), prompting banter about British cuisine and foodie destinations.
• Photo Challenges:
  Rod encourages listeners to take travel photos in Rod Ryan Show shirts and introduces the upcoming Texas Hammer challenge (selfie with a hammer to fundraise for backpacks).

5. Rod’s Signature Games

Fresh Out of Bed, Head-to-Head (19:05–24:23)

• Two listeners, James (Hall of Famer) and Old Greg, compete in trivia for concert tickets.
• Notable moment: Misidentification of Disney characters leads to a lively Goofy-vs-Pluto debate.
  • “I think Goofy's a cow.” – Rod Ryan (21:19)
  • Group consensus eventually confirms Goofy is a dog.

The Chris Isaak Game (74:52–90:59)

• Callers compete by singing the chorus to “Wicked Game” for Five Finger Death Punch/Cody Jinks tickets.
• Listeners demonstrate surprising vocal talent, with host and producers hamming up backup vocals and loving/hating every second.
  • “No, I don't want to fall in love... this girl is only gonna break your heart...” – Various contestants
• Winner Anthony declares: “Dude, I've been trying to get on that game for years.” (90:05)

6. Fun Fact Flashbacks (26:29+)

• Trivia tidbits:
  • Walt Disney is NOT cryogenically frozen.
  • Stephen King sold film rights to The Shawshank Redemption for a $5,000 check, which he never cashed.
  • Lightning strikes the earth 100 times per second—used as a contest question.

7. Oddball Food & Salt Debates (105:47–111:50)

• Viral clip discussed of a woman eating “salsa” (chips dipped in salt), sparking a group debate about proper communal chip etiquette.
  • “How far is your head up your ass hole that you would pick up salt? You just put it on everything for the whole table, right?” – Rod Ryan (110:07)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Rod on Flood Dangers:
  “It was backed up to White Oak... I’m just telling everybody, go back. Go back or U-turn or whatever. I can't even imagine being behind that.” (10:39)
• Mo on Pickles:
  “Now pickles are being called the pumpkin spice of summer. It’s aggressive.” (05:26)
• Alex on World Cup Ties:
  “Hope you likes ties today.” (07:56)
• Listener Contestant:
  “No, I don't want to fall in love... this girl is only gonna break your heart —with you.” – Chris Isaak Game, various times
• Rod on the Hammer Photo Challenge:
  “If I can get 500 of you to drop a photograph tomorrow... that’s you donating ten dollars. But it’s not your money!” (41:42)
• Mo, fed up with food fads:
  “Pickles are having a moment and you can't deny it, Rod. Gen Z is crazing foods that bite back.” (63:59)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment/Event | Timestamp (MM:SS - approx) | |----------------------------------------------------|----------------------| | Show kickoff, weather/contest ticket teasers | 02:19 – 03:44 | | Severe weather/disaster declaration | 03:44, 33:43, 62:22 | | Pickle trend, Rod Stewart, Hoobastank news | 05:08 – 06:46 | | MLB and World Cup roundups | 07:16 – 08:16 | | Listener call (travel/food debate) | 12:00 – 14:40 | | Jelly Roll divorce news | 15:44, 37:21, 77:42 | | Trending topics wrap-up | 15:44 – 16:48 | | Fresh Out of Bed, Head-to-Head (trivia game) | 19:05 – 24:23 | | Fun Fact Flashback trivia | 26:29 – 29:49 | | Rod’s Hammer Challenge explanation | 41:42 – 43:37 | | Chris Isaak Game (singing contest) | 74:52 – 90:59 | | Food call-in, food debates (salt on chips) | 105:47 – 111:50 | | Final ticket giveaways, “Know the Show” | 115:31 – 120:35 |

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Episode Atmosphere and Tone

• The Rod Ryan Show thrives on live, irreverent back-and-forth between hosts, playful teasing (especially regarding trivia missteps), and a “get in on the fun” morning show vibe.
• Hosts encourage audience participation, joke about their own quirks, and offer genuine local information—always with a comic edge.

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Recurring Themes & Calls-to-Action

• Charity Drive:
  The upcoming “Texas Hammer” photo challenge is pushed heavily—encouraging listeners to take selfies with hammers to fund backpacks for kids.
• Interactive Games:
  The show’s staple games (trivia, singing contests) are played live, with ample room for call-in participation and good-natured heckling.
• Local Love:
  Houston-centric weather, events, and personalities get constant focus—true community-radio style.

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Memorable Listener Quotes

• “You gotta make sure you get through. How long is your trip?” – Rod to listener traveling to Europe (12:14)
• “We’re going to try to hit up...Burroughs Market that apparently has all the viral foodie stuff.” – Listener Craig (13:17)
• “You know what? My wife likes it, so that’s what matters.” – Anthony, Chris Isaak Game winner (90:19)

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Conclusion

If you missed this episode:
You missed weather warnings, a fresh batch of trivia and music contests, listener travel tales, viral food debates (from pickles to “salsa”), the local impact of national news, and a whole lot of charity and community spirit.

Don’t Miss:

• The Chris Isaak singing competition (74:52–90:59)
• Goofy vs. Pluto dog debate (19:20–21:54)
• Listener anecdotes about food and travel
• The major push for the hammer selfie fundraiser

Stay tuned for more “way too interactive” radio, where nothing is too weird, too musical, or too Houston to discuss.

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Transcript

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[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Here we come. Come on, come on, come on. Hit it. Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

This is Ed McMahon. And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. Oh, yes sir. Come on now. Welcome aboard on this Tap Tuesday Rod Ryan show just getting underway. Wakey wakey. Hands off. Snak. Well, we got a predetermined match up here for the fresh out of bed head to head. That happens occasionally. James couldn't make it yesterday. We gave him the day off. He returns and where he left off. He's going for win number three. Fresh out of bed head to head and he plays yesterday's winner, Old Greg. You'll be going for win number two. Sorry you won't be able to call in and play that game today, but you can call in for the fun fact Flashback baby. Metal hailstorm tickets. We'll get rolling with that at around 6:35 7. Dust theory of a Dead Man, Return to dust. We got those tickets coming your way at 7:20. Oh, there it is. We're gonna play the Chris Isaac game this morning. I asked for some game suggestions. Somebody told me it's been almost a year since we played the Chris Isaac game. That can't be. We're gonna that at 8:20. You guys are gonna have to sing for your five finger death punch Cody Jinx tickets. We'll get into that at around 8. 20. Buck Cherry, Blackstone Cherry tickets on Mow the Show more show. I guess Mo wants to talk about that in Houston's headlines. Good morning.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Good morning. I can't wait to talk about that in Houston headlines. Governor Abbott has issued a disaster declaration for 101 Texas counties, including everyone in the Houston area. Yeah, Harris County, Fort Bend County, Montgomery counties. And the rain ain't over yet. So the declaration just basically unlocks the full range of state emergency resources for all the named counties. Today's action, though, if you're quiet right now, just know that that rain is coming back. It's expected around 8, 9am in the hous area. Even with that little lull, most of us could still experience 4 to 7 inches of rain today, even 10 inches in the next three days. And Rod, we're watching a storm currently sitting in northern Mexico. The National Hurricane center now gives it a 50% chance of development over the next seven days. We're also waking up to the horrible news out of California that a B52 Stratasys Fortress bomber carrying eight people crashed and exploded over Edwards Air Force Base in California yesterday. All eight crew members died. It looks like the largest aircraft in air in, like, in the Air Force. And they were working on a test mission. Folks at the Air Force base called the accident not survivable. And they're working on notifying next of kin. Basically just horrible. In better news, pickles are trending.

[Rod Ryan]

Rod, Pickles have been around forever. Why are they so, so popular right now?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I don't know why.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I think the kiddos are finally, like, catching on. So much so that smoothie king even teaming up with the pickle company to create a pickle smoothie, which kind of crosses the line for me.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, they're shoehorning it into places that it doesn't belong.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Gen Z, just craving, you know, something to talk about. And now pickles are being called the pumpkin spice of summer. It's aggressive. But you are seeing pickle flavored everything on the stores right now. I'm kind of okay with that. Just to be clear, you know, if you call in sick, you can't post on social media, right? Like, that's just.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, you can't be out partying and having a good time.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

You can't.

[Rod Ryan]

You can't say you can't be at point A and then they see you

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

at point B. Rod Stewart started sick. He's currently being slammed and drugged across the coals for attending a World cup game. After canceling a show due to health reasons, he backed out of a show in California on Friday, letting Fans know just 45 minutes before he was supposed to go on stage. In his Instagram stories, he said he was working with doctors. Acute upper respiratory infection that led to laryngitis. Posted an apology. Well, then the next day, he posted on his private jet flying across the country to take in a World cup game.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Maybe you got treatment on the jet.

[Rod Ryan]

I Don't know. It's a bad look.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Farewell.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

We have new Hoobastank music. The band released their first new single in eight years. It's called how do youo Sleep?

[Rod Ryan]

It's rockin.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Is this it?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's produced by a guy named Howard Benson, who worked for the band in their early records. So if you're a fan, you're gonna love it and you know that. They're coming to town October 17th. They'll be in the Woodlands. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, I didn't have this on my bingo card. New Hoopa's Tank.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Eight years.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I heard Hooba Tank since Nam.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it's. I'm excited about it. I've always. I like the guys, they're so cool. We did so much with them back in the day. Let's go, Alex.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Astros lost to the Tigers last night, 9 3. They're going to play them again tonight. Hunter Downtown Brown will be on the mound for the Strozz going against former Astro framer Valdez. First pitch is at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. Yesterday at the World cup, it was all ties. We had four games and all four of them ended in draws. Spain and Cape Verde was probably the most notable because Spain was the favorite to win the world up and Cape verde has like 10 people that live there and they. It was. It was a nil, nil draw. Belgium and Egypt tied. Uruguay, Saudi Arabia tied and New Zealand and Iran tied. So hope you likes ties today.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't like ties.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What happens then?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Then you get one point in the group stage. Oh, when they get out of the group stage, there's not ties.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Got it. Got it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

There's three games on the schedule today. At 2:00', clock, France is going to play Senegal. At 5, Norway takes on Iraq. And then at 8, the defending champion Argentina is going to take on Algeria. You can watch all of the games on box. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, here we go. Four hours of pain. Yeah, I got that new Hoopa stank song on the it's headline in the music vlog page today. Make sure you go and you check out they. They did make like a full video for it. Just released last night. First phone call could be yours. 713-212-5945. I got every phone line open right now. You want in? What do you want to talk about? The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. 94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan show. Just getting things rolling here on this tattoosday. Looks like we got another wet one on Tap for you today. 60 chance of showers. Highs of around 83. Even tonight, mostly cloudy. More pesky showers. I. I was sharing with Mo early this morning. I said I saw flooding on Studamont going underneath. I guess that would be underneath i10 going towards the Kroger. I had grocery shopping in the rain, which is a great time to go, by the way. Nobody wants to leave their house. Yeah, it's awesome. You just gotta get wet in and out.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's fine.

[Rod Ryan]

But going underneath, no problems. Kroger got my groceries. By the time I'm coming back, I was able to get back into the Heights. The dude on the other side, water was coming in. He has windows down. Water was coming in the car. He was standing on the. He was standing on the roof of it. In the time that I. I got, you know, a couple hundred dollars worth of groceries.

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[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I wasn't there that long. That's how much Flash flooded.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's in a flash.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. It's that fast. It's crazy. But, you know, the bayou over by my place, it's just. It's so full.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Unpredictable.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So more rain expected today. Please be safe out there on the roads. We'll talk to you about it. If you see something, you can kind of call in and let us know. We're interested in that. And the dude's just. I had a couple cars behind me. I didn't want to. Guys didn't.

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He was.

[Rod Ryan]

He seemed like he was in a pretty good mood. He was standing on the roof of his car and he had his hands up, looked at me and I'm like, bro, I'm sorry. He goes. He goes, it's all good.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What do you do? Yeah, you can't help someone like that.

[Spinquest Disclaimer Announcer]

Right?

[Rod Ryan]

And then it's one lane and it goes all the way back to BB's. All the way.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, my. That's.

[Rod Ryan]

It was backed up to White Oak. The cars. Because he. And then everybody.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And I'm trying to turn around.

[Rod Ryan]

So I'm. What do I do? I'm driving. I got my hand out and I'm just telling everybody, go back. Go back. As I'm driving and there's nowhere to go. There's nowhere to go. I'm just telling everybody, go back. Go back or u turn or whatever. I can't even imagine being behind that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah. You think you're going to eventually get through?

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

No, because you don't know what's going on. And then you got me an idiot. Go back.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Is that red Ryan?

[Rod Ryan]

Go back.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Waving at me.

[Rod Ryan]

We got a busy show, guys. Predetermined matchup. James, hopefully he's back on with us. He's going for win number three. Old Greg's going for win number two. Fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. You can call in for the fun fact flashback for the baby metal hailstorm tickets. And then me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Thank God. I don't. Well, no, I guess we do have to do a little singing. We have to do the background singing. Chris Isaac game.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

What?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Mo.

[Rod Ryan]

You have to sing right now? Not right now.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I'm not prepared.

[Rod Ryan]

8:20. Okay. Loosen up your instrument. Okay. We'll be background singing on the Chris Isaac game. You guys will be the main singers to win those five finger death p. Why is every phone line lit up?

[Show Announcer / Producer]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[Rod Ryan]

I must have said something wrong.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What should we have done during flooding?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't. Yeah, like, Rod, here's what you should have done.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Shop at Kroger.

[Rod Ryan]

Every phone line's ringing. Craig.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Good morning, brother Rod. How are we today?

[Rod Ryan]

I'm doing well. Why do you think every phone line is ringing?

[Spinquest Announcer]

Well, why is.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, well, you called, so I appreciate it. I'm always asking for the first phone call. What's going on in your world?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Well, I just got done with my morning workout. Got to put in a little bit of work for today, and then I'm heading out of town to your daughter's namesake.

[Rod Ryan]

You're going to London?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Just vacation.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah, my wife and I are going hit London. Paris, Edinburgh.

[Rod Ryan]

I just saw. Here's what. Here's what I'm. I'm gonna put. I'm gonna put a challenge to you, Craig. Yeah? Yeah. I've been to London. I never. I. I didn't. I loved it. Okay. First of all, I loved it. I thought it was amazing. I didn't find it to be a foodie city.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, no.

[Rod Ryan]

But I just looked at the 10 best cities in the world for food. I just had this sitting around, Craig. Lima, Peru. Bangkok, Thailand, Mexico city. London is number four.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I like British foods.

[Rod Ryan]

10 best cities in the world for food. I was so let down by the food over there. Craig, I want you. I'm challenging you to go out and get amazing food and report back to us in London.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah, I definitely will do that. Now we're going to try to hit up. There's an area called Burroughs Market that apparently has all the viral foodie stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. You know, I went to the pubs. I wanted fish fry.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

In London. I wanted fish fry.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Fish and chips.

[Rod Ryan]

And they're all run by a brewery, and it's all a standardized menu. The fish was the same in every publisher. I wanted, like, I could have ate, like, fried fish. I would have let myself go, and I would have had it almost every day while I was there.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It was the same thing.

[Rod Ryan]

It was this. It was completely the exact same fish. Piece of fish in every pub.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

All right.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

We can't wait to see your pictures.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, dude, please go out and get some amazing food and report back to us. I mean, don't come back to me and talking about mushy peas, okay? They stink.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

No, I definitely won't because I know we're having lunch in the Eiffel Tower too, so that'll be good. Huge.

[Spinquest Announcer]

All right, dude.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Dude, you got.

[Rod Ryan]

You got to make sure you get through. How long is your trip?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

We'll be gone in just over a week.

[Rod Ryan]

Good for you, dude.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Nice.

[Rod Ryan]

What's it like to live? Have a great time. Craig, thanks for chiming in with us. I expect to see some great pictures. I did get a picture. I think it was Melissa. I have to go look it up. She was. She just sent it the other day, too. She's wearing a Rod Ryan show T shirt and she's in Rome.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. Yes.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Look at all of these people.

[Rod Ryan]

The fact that these T shirts are traveling around and she's in the. She's in the coliseum with a Rod Ryan show T shirt.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's cool.

[Rod Ryan]

I believe it was Melissa. I just posted that picture on our Facebook page a couple days ago. Thank you. That's awesome. When you take us traveling with you on the flip. Got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for our game.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

The buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am, 3, 4, 5.

[Rod Ryan]

The buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan. Show off this T. Oh, I found that picture. Plus well, she's listening this morning, but it's crazy. Michelle. Michelle the bell from Nacogdoches. She was the one that was wearing the Rod Ryan show T shirt at the coliseum in Rome.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

So cool.

[Rod Ryan]

Sent in the picture. She tried to get through for open phones last week, but she sent in the picture and I did put it up on our Facebook page a couple of days ago. So thank you. She's listening right now. So that dude heading to London. Take one of your Rod Ryan show T shirts with you. Yeah, let's get those shirts out there. You got a 60% chance of showers today. Highs of around 80%. 93. There's my guy Alex over there. What's trending, dude?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Well, love is dead.

[Rod Ryan]

What happened? Oh, I know what you're. Oh, I know.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't believe we didn't hit this right off the top of the show. But go ahead. Everybody sit down. Sit down. Everybody sit down.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

America's, America's couple inform you that Jelly Roll has reportedly filed for divorce from.

[Rod Ryan]

No, not those two.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

They say that true love is real and I don't know if it is.

[Rod Ryan]

She came out a couple of weeks ago saying that she he cheated on her.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

That doesn't sound like jelly.

[Rod Ryan]

It doesn't sound like, like I want

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

to cheat on my wife. Like I've been trying to cheat on my wife. Like that would have been a big story we talked about for a while

[Rod Ryan]

those kids there, I thought they were trying to have a kid too.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Where what happened in between the skydiving and all that, I don't know. But I, I, I. Terrible news to start our day and it doesn't get any better because Corey Feldman is also trending. Alex the the famous musician and actor was hospitalized after a medical emergency on a flight. Doctors at the airport said that it looks like it could be pancreatitis or gallstones.

[Rod Ryan]

Now are these things that are trending or just things that you like personally? These are tailor made headlines for him.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

And then World cup is trending. People still talking about everything going on at the FIFA World cup yesterday they were all tied. So cool. That's what's trending on 94. 5 the buzz.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I'm old Craig.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Old Greg played yesterday. So he gets his victory speech played right. We're rolling. Good morning everybody.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

It's old Greg. You're fresh out of bed. Head to head One day champion. Join me on Tuesday as I boy the one pump chump and make it win number two, bitches.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, well let's see if James comes around. We gave him the day off yesterday. James, old Greg coming up. Fresh out of bed. Head to head only on 94. Five the buzz. Here we come. 94. 5 the Buzz. Harvey Danger Flagpole sitta Rod Ryan show on this tattoos day. Love you guys. Room. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, I see the Texas Hammers. Hammer is in the house. It's in the house mode. That's the one from the commercials and everything.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I've got Mr. Adler's hammer here. We're going to take some pictures later today. But that's a reminder. Tomorrow is the day that I need you posting your hammer photographs homeroom. I expect you to come in strong. I expect every single one of you. Because I've really kind of. I've reminded you a lot. I gave you a homework assignment yesterday. Okay, you didn't do it yesterday. You got busy. It was Monday. I get it today. Taco Tuesday. Before you pour that Ortega sauce on your hard shell taco, just go to the shop, go to the garage, get a picture with a hammer and get it ready to go. I need it Wednesday morning. I need 500 pictures tomorrow at $10 a picture.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

500?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. At 10 bucks a picture, $5,000. I need 500 of you to post hammer pictures tomorrow to get the five grand.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay?

[Rod Ryan]

So I. It's. It's all of you. I need every one of you get your hammer picture. Get it ready for tomorrow. Let's play games. And now it's time for the Fresh out of bed, Head to Head challenge. Listeners, to your corners.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I'm all cracked.

[Rod Ryan]

Just give me a moment.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He's in our fuzzy little man peach.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Old Greg kind of came in yesterday because we needed two players and old Greg beat Bill Parker. Greg, good morning. Good morning, old Greg. Here comes old Greg. He's a scaly man fish. All right, old Greg. Oh, Greg, you said you've been in the hall of Fame before?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

No. Zero times.

[Rod Ryan]

That's right. Zero time. I think James might have been a one time hall of fame. Hey, James. Good morning. Morning. How y' all doing today? We great. It's good to have you on. You talked to Chili. You said I need the day off. You're a one time hall of Famer, right?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. All right. Well, it's good to have you on, James. Old Greg. What are they playing for?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

We have a pair of tickets to see Black Label Society with Zach. Sabbath in Dark Chapel. September 2nd, Bayou Music Center.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a good show. All right, here we go. James and Greg. Could you guys listen real careful?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, that's the plan.

[Rod Ryan]

Please, it's. It's important. Here we go. Here comes the questions, boys. James and Greg, question number one. What is the name of Mickey Mouse's dog?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

James Frank.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

James.

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James

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Goofy.

[Rod Ryan]

Uh, no, hang on, hang on. Before you say anything. Relax, James. Old Greg, what's the name of Mickey Mouse's dog? Also Pluto okay, there was more to that question. It is Pluto. And you get the square on that. The complete question is what is the name of Mickey Mouse's dog? Also a former planet. Don't let Alex know you said former planet. He still is pro Pluto. Hey, dude.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Goofy, just a friend.

[Rod Ryan]

I think it's a cow.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

What? Yeah, I think it's a cow.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Goofy is not a cow.

[Rod Ryan]

What is it?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

He is a canine.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He's a dog.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Disney officially classifies him as a dog.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He's not even close to a cow.

[Rod Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Haven't you seen the Goofy?

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, but is Pluto. Pluto's the dog, though.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Pluto is also a dog. Yes, Mickey's dog.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Dog.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, Mickey's dog specifically. You good with that, James?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah, I think Goofy was also on the on Mickey Mouse. That may not may not have been Mickey's dog.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

There you go.

[Rod Ryan]

What are the other characters?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

What am I thinking?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

There is a female cow on the Minnie Mouse bowed tunes. There's a cow.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I haven't got that far. I'm on just Clubhouse right now.

[Rod Ryan]

You better check Goofy. I think Goofy's a cow.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I'm literally looking it up right now.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't be chat GPT and me all

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

the questions I have to look up.

[Rod Ryan]

Next question.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Old Greg and James. What is orange and rhymes with parrot?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

James, Greg,

[Rod Ryan]

James. There's only one answer here.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Carrot.

[Rod Ryan]

Carrot. Why is that so funny? It's very funny.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a good game.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that a dog?

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

Hell, that's a dog.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a dog. So there's two dogs. Why is there two dogs?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He is a human like dog.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

But Pluto was Mickey's dog.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Correct.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, you each have one. We got a little game here. Old Greg, James, Pluto. Pluto, Goofy.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Come on in.

[Rod Ryan]

The gang's all here for the win. Hot dog. Shout out your name. What popular striped candy is shaped like a shepherd's. James.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Candy cane.

[Rod Ryan]

Good game, James. It was a good game. The correct answer.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Good game, man.

[Rod Ryan]

One time hall of famer. James. What popular striped candy is shaped like a shepherd hook or the letter J? Candy cane. James gets the square and the win. Okay, well, we love all the old Greg drops, but Greg doesn't like this one.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Come on, Greg.

[Rod Ryan]

Bye, old Greg. And he's gone. James, can you play tomorrow? What do you do? Just play every other day around here. What do you do? What's your schedule now?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I can play tomorrow. I appreciate y' all being patient with me.

[Rod Ryan]

No problem at all, dude. Nice game today. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz.

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[Rod Ryan]

5 the Buzz Good morning Rob Ryan show. Let's return to dust. They will be in town and we're gonna get you tickets to go see them. September 9th, Bayou Music Center, Theory of a Dead Man 7 Dust and that band right there. Tickets coming your way at around 7. Now Moe's sitting on babymetal hailstorm tickets. That's a woodland show. We're gonna get to those shortly on the fun fact flashback. I need to tell you that we got a 60% chance of showers today, highs of around 83, chance of flash flooding and all that business that's all in play today. All right, so turn around, don't drown that whole thing. I saw it go down yesterday where a car was stuck in the water. They just kept going, thought they could make it through and stuck. That's it. Guy was standing on the roof of his car waiting to be sa the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Good morning, everybody. This is one time hall of famer James. Now you're fresh out of bed, head to head three day champion. Join me on Wednesday when I make it win number four, bitches.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, great game. Glad we got that all cleared up. And he said he's playing tomorrow. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, here we go. I got some new fun facts for you guys. Captain Cash working ahead already sent in his picture of him and a hammer. Thank you, Hal.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

You're welcome.

[Rod Ryan]

I told everybody, get your hammer pictures ready. I'm gonna need them tomorrow. I'm telling you, do the homework today, get the pictures ready and then we're gonna ask you. I need 500 of you to post you and a hammer on the on our Morning on the Rod Ryan Show Facebook page tomorrow. All right, moving on. Here's some fun facts for you today.

[Spinquest Announcer]

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[Rod Ryan]

This whole thing about Walt Disney having his head cryogenically frozen so that when they figured out how to fix people, he could come back to life. I've always heard that about Walt Disney. He is not cryogenically frozen, okay? He was cremated and buried in a cemetery in Glendale, California. His family has confirmed. Where did that start?

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

That settles that.

[Rod Ryan]

It was pre Internet too. It was just one of those things that you couldn't look up. You just said, you know what?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Why do you believe it?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, Walt Disney's head is frozen and you all. I also was led to believe that we swallow like nine spiders. Yeah. Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could take care of himself. There's a lot of things that we couldn't look up. Back in the day is too much. Moving on.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

It's a lot of facts.

[Rod Ryan]

Stephen King sold the film rights to the Shawshank Redemption to Frank Darabont for $5,000. That was it. That is fun. Always going the extra mile for you guys. Stephen King never cashed the check. As a matter of fact, a few years later, he mailed it back with a note saying, in case you ever need bail money. Love, Stephen. Steve, never cash the Che. Maybe some people didn't even know that Stephen King wrote Shawshank Redemption. It was a short story.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you know that?

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

I did not.

[Rod Ryan]

Shawshank, one of the all time greats. The average lightning flash, maybe seen some of those today, would light a 100 watt light bulb for three straight months. That's neat. Super neat, Alex. It's the fun, fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Okay, tell me about these tickets.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Babymetal hailstorm and you. September 25, Woodlands Pavilion tickets are on sale ticketmaster.com or they can be yours if you know this flashback.

[Rod Ryan]

Uh huh. It's your fun back flashback. It happens about 8.6 million times a day. That's 100 every second here on the Earth. It happens 100 times every second. What is it? 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock. Out with your stock, out with Captain Cash. All right, Hal, I appreciate that Hammer picture. Getting ready for tomorrow. How we doing Wall street yesterday.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

You know, another day of green arrows. The D was up 468 points. Yeah. Kick off this morning at 51,671. Nasdaq up 795. The 26,006 83 benchmark 10 year treasury trades at a 4.44% in oil stands at $78.54 a barrel to the most actives, the big studs, Boeing, Nvidia and Honeywell. The big duds Chevron, Merck and Verizon. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on housing starts. Also building permits for May right now futures. On the upside, hang on to this. Be a positive opening right here on Wall Street.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

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[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

I'm Matt here. This is Howland Managing Director with Raymond James reporting for the Rod Ryan Show. From Raymond James on Sam, Flip and Augusta, don't forget toys rock out with the stock out.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

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[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Finance, Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day

[Rod Ryan]

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[Rod Ryan]

5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. I'm just. I want to say something, and I'm gonna move on. Okay? Goofy dated a cow. All right, here we go. We got something else.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

We gotta be.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Dated a cow.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Make him a cow.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm just saying. Goofy dated a cow.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

A dog dated a cow.

[Rod Ryan]

Dated out of his species. It's your fun back. It's got my head turned into like a pretzel here this morning. Can't get over it. Good morning. Who's on the phone?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Hi.

[Rod Ryan]

Talking to you.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Hello?

[Rod Ryan]

Hi. Hi. Good morning. Yes, hi. What.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

What happened, huh? Did it get hot in here? What's your name?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

It's Caleb.

[Rod Ryan]

Caleb. Welcome to the fun fact flashback. Okay, about 8.6 million of these happen every single day. That's about 100 every second. And what are we talking about?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Talking about lightning crashing to the earth.

[Rod Ryan]

Yesterday a lightning fact, today a lightning fact. All I got is lightning facts, apparently, for you guys in the morning. Caleb, you're the winner. What are you giving them, baby?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Metal Hail Storm is September 25th in the Woodlands. Tickets are on sale Ticketmaster.com. congratulations, Caleb.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Nice. Thank you so much.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Dude.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you for being the voice of reason on this show. You're the only one that sounds like they're prepared for what's happening around here. Okay, well, that's two big things down. What do we got? Next Hour seven, Dust Theory for dead man. Oh, and the Return to Dust tickets. Those are coming at 7:20, the Chris Isaac game at 8:20 mo right now with Houston's headlines.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Thank you, sir. So Governor Abbott issued a disaster declaration for 101 Texas counties. Everyone in the Houston area. Yeah. Harris county for Bend County, Montgomery counties. And the rain ain't over yet. So this declaration unlocks the full range of state emergency resources for all of the named counties. Looks like things are kind of quiet right now. Rain is expected around 8, 9am for the Houston area.

[Rod Ryan]

How would you know? You can't see outside.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I just keep refreshing the news, and you look at the traffic.

[Rod Ryan]

We can't see anything in this room.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

We did have a little bit of a lull overnight, but we still still could experience even 10 inches over the next three days. And we're also watching a storm currently sitting in northern Mexico.

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Rod.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

The National Hurricane center gives it now a 50% chance of development over the next seven days.

[Rod Ryan]

I opened the front door of my house. I'm like, all right, Voodoo, my dog. I'm like, vu. Let's go. Let's go outside.

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She just looked.

[Rod Ryan]

She's like, I'm not going out, man. It's raining. I'm like, you're descended from wolves. Go outside.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

A long time ago.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And if you don't go now, you're not going to go for a long life.

[Rod Ryan]

Your, your lineage came from this. Get outside. She's like, I'm not going out there. I'm flat out not going out there.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Two men who admitted to breaking into Jose Altuve's home back in 2023 have been sentenced to more than two decades behind bars.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Whoa.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah. One guy got 25 years. The other guy got 22 years. But Rod, the problem is there was a third guy. He pleaded guilty, but he is on the run. It's a bit unsettling, right? He had a court ordered ankle monitor, but before sentencing he removed that and now he has been a wanted fugitive since May of 2025. Crime Stoppers obviously talking about this story because they're wondering why he was allowed to remain free on bond despite multiple violations. Bright green fireball is drawing hundreds of reports after lighting up skies across several states Sunday night.

[Rod Ryan]

Mr. Oh, yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

The American Meteor Society now says people reported seeing it from Tennessee to Texas. Videos show this quick flash streaking across the sky before fading out. It traveled 300 miles before burning up. And it came from a piece of an asteroid burning up in the atmosphere. NASA meteor cameras caught the fireball. On camera.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't hear anything you're saying. Ziggy, Ziggy, Ziggy, Ziggy, Ziggy Zow. Who's got the keys to the world now? I really, I didn't. What happened?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

There was a fireball.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

In the sky.

[Rod Ryan]

This song is so distract. It's so great.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I know.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

I love it.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

The Cleveland Cavaliers auctioned off some chairs that celebrities sat in during the NBA playoffs. Taylor Swift's chair went for $7,000.

[Rod Ryan]

She was at a Cavs game.

[Spinquest Announcer]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

With Travis watching him play the Knicks against like the. Travis was rooting for the Cavs.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, I guess I remember that.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Then she went to the next game

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

in the final, Taylor's seat sold for 7,000 in auction. Travis's sold for $1,405.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

It's cute.

[Rod Ryan]

What did Chalamet's chair go for?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

1,202. What about his girlfriend, the Kylie Jenner?

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Oh, yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Hers went for 1,505.

[Rod Ryan]

Just chairs that they sat in?

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

By fire. Of course, they farted it.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

You think that would devalue?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Machine Kelly's went for 635 $635. Tumbling.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, move on to the next story before I say something rude.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Well, it's a Jelly Roll story, so you might have something rude to say.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Sit down.

[Rod Ryan]

Not these two. I thought for sure they're gonna make it forever.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Mr. Jason Deford, aka Jelly Roll, reportedly filed for divorce from his wife, Bunny xo. Apparently, he filed the papers at a Tennessee courthouse last month. They're reporting it was a mutual decision, a private family matter, but we know the roller coaster of a relationship. They met in 2015 at one of his early shows when he was a struggling musician. She was working as a high end escort at the time. They dated for a year before they married.

[Rod Ryan]

They have split a couple times. Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Jelly has two kids from previous relationships. Last we heard, him and Bunny were trying to have a baby.

[Rod Ryan]

Did he cheat on her recently? We talked about it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Jelly would never.

[Rod Ryan]

I think he did.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Jelly does. That doesn't sound like the Jelly that I know.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

He did.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He doesn't roll like that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

She's posting some cryptic stuff about getting her sparkle back and lingerie pictures on her Instagram stories.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

So she had anyway, didn't she?

[Rod Ryan]

Revenge picture pictures. You're making it. Hey, Jelly, you ain't gonna have this anymore. Those pictures are coming.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Oh, man.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, there's gonna be. There's a photo shoot happening.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

We got. I get. I gotta check out the Bunny XO podcast this week. I can't imagine what's going on.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Those are Houston sad vibes.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Oh, I don't even want to go on.

[Rod Ryan]

She's gonna have to throw an extra chapter out there because she already wrote the book.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Oh, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Bonus chapter.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah. The. The stories. You didn't. No.

[Rod Ryan]

Breaking the chains Freeing myself unbound Being my authentic story.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I hate you both.

[Rod Ryan]

Chasing the light

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Learning to roll with

[Rod Ryan]

the punches Self care

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Astros.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I can't breathe.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Lost to the Tigers last night, nine to three. They're going to play them again tonight. Hunter Brown is on the mound for the str. Go up against former Astro Frano Valdez for Detroit. First pitches at 7, 10. You can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk790 at the World cup yesterday. I hope you like ties. That's all you got. We had four ties around the games. They got four more games on the schedule today. Hopefully there's actually real results for them. We have two o'.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Clock.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

France playing Senegal at five. Norway takes on Iraq at eight. Argentina faces Algeria. And then at 11 o' clock tonight, Austria faces Jordan. You can watch all the games on Fox and FS1. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, guys. Jesus. One hour down already. Seven dust theory of a Dead Man, Return to Dust tickets coming at 7:20,

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Houston's rocking alternative, the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

6 to 10am 945 the buzz.

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[Rod Ryan]

oh yeah. 94. 5 the buzz. Welcome to the seventh spot if you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you. If you're just joining us, wakey, wake up, eggs and bakey. We got more showers on tap today. More of that pesky chance of flooding. All of that stuff. It doesn't take much here for us to. Flood happens quickly. Flash flooding, 60. Chance of showers, highs of around 83. All right, I'll get to this email in a second tomorrow. I said the number and most eyebrows flew off her forehead.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I hadn't done the math.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm going to need 500 of you. Come on, that's a lot. I'm going to need 500 of you to play along with us tomorrow. It's a Texas Hammer Day. Mr. Jim and Bill Adler will write a $5,000 check. They will max out at a $5,000 check. If I can get 500 of you to drop a photograph tomorrow, it will be pinned to our Facebook page. You drop a photograph of you and a hammer, that's it. That's. If you take a picture with a hammer, that's you donating ten dollars. But it's not your money?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You're getting Mr. Adler to donate ten bucks for every Hammer picture. I need 500 of them tomorrow. Don't do anything with them yet. But the reason why I'm taking so much time with this is I'm.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Get ahead, mentally, prepare yourself. Maybe pre. Take a picture.

[Rod Ryan]

Here's what's gonna happen.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay, I meant to do it yesterday.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

I'm gonna get.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm gonna get. Joe is gonna email, like, oh, dude, I'm already on my way to work. I didn't take my hammer picture. You should have told me. Are you kidding me? I told you. For two days, I've been begging you to work ahead. Take the hammer picture. Hang on to it. Get it on the phone. A quick selfie, you and a hammer. That's it. Everyone's got a hammer at their house. Quick selfie with a hammer. Hang on to it. Tomorrow, Chili's gonna post our pictures up on our Facebook page. And it'll say, hey, underneath us here.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Boom.

[Rod Ryan]

Just add it. Oh, right. I'm not on Facebook. Okay, send it to me. I'll do it for you. Just, I gotta get 500 of you. So I get the $5,000 so that we can what, go buy backpacks full of school supplies? Okay. Thank you to the Texas Sandwich for being so unbelievably generous always with things that we do here on this show. They play along with us pretty good all year round.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Man.

[Rod Ryan]

Those guys are great.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

They're friends.

[Rod Ryan]

They really are. They are awesome. Okay. Brad sends a really funny email. I'm just gonna kind of paraphrase. He wrote a long. He's into it. But basically what Brad is saying for him and his family, that white people taco night is his jump around.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Shut up.

[Rod Ryan]

Listen to this. Listen. Jump around happens at 7:20 on Fridays on this show. Right now, I'm not prepared to go putting this. Loading this in every week, but he said, he goes, rod, when you play white people taco night, that is our beacon that tells my family what's going to happen tonight. And that's what happens in my house.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Today's the day.

[Rod Ryan]

Today is the day. Tuesday, when we play jump around. It was. I. I put it in your hands and I said, you want to keep doing this? And so many of you said, listen, that gets me going, going. I. I know it's Friday. I know that the weekend. I just got to get through one more day of taking it from the man. And then boom. And then I. Then I have the weekend jump around as that thing, that beacon that Signifies it. He said that's what white people taco night does for him and his family. He's like, when I hear it, I know what's about to happen. For dinner, he's like, could you please. Well, yeah, I. White people taco night. We're getting taco shells from the grocery store and ground beef from the grocery store and shredded cheese. What a voice. From the grocery store. And Ortega sauce from the grocery store. And I can't wait to sit at my table and sprinkle everything on in. This is exactly what. What I do tonight.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Make tacos.

[Rod Ryan]

Sprinkle it on there. Ortega. White people taco night. Yeah. A white people taco night. It's not limited to only white people,

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

but white people love it the most.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Gosh.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Why? Where did that song come from? Did someone write it just for you?

[Rod Ryan]

You can't. The pen moved on its own. Like the writing of that song started

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

and then God did the writing.

[Rod Ryan]

It came from above. And the. It was penned by Thor's hammer.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't know.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

I hate you.

[Rod Ryan]

It's just the fact that he mentions the Ortega song Sauce.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It feels deep.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

It cuts.

[Rod Ryan]

Made a little video last week when I was grocery shopping last Tuesday, I made a little story.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So many different Ortega sauces. And then it was. It was amazing that Instagram had that song ready to go.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I had it loaded up, ready to rock.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. White people taco night. That's his jump around. Enjoy your tacos tonight, white people and every other people that are having tacos today. Quick break. When we come back, the seven Dust Theory of a Dead Man Return to Dust tickets. Moe's gonna give you those. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am the buzz 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Thank you guys for hanging with us. I got some great tickets coming your way. Apparently we got rain on the way today. We're a good up to about a 60% chance of showers. What do they know? They know. They know. We got rain coming today. Chance of flash flooding too, but I didn't see. We're back to fan fest being open, correct?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Not till later in the evening.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, it's. It's delayed.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah. Damn.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Alex, what's trending?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Speaking of flash flooding. That is what is our first trend to day? Governor Greg Abbott did issue a disaster alert. Over. Or disaster order. Excuse me.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Over.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

For 101 Texas counties including Harris, Fort Bend and Montgomery. That's what people are talking about this morning. So be careful out there. B52 is trending. We were talking about this in headlines as well. Mo told us about this. Eight people are dead after a B52 bomber plane crashed during a test mission at Edwards Air Force Base in California. And then Thiago Splitter is trending. The former NBA player is going to be the next head coach of the Chicago Bulls. So people are talking about that. This morning I was training a 9 to 5 buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, coming up, I want to check in with Chili. Did he do the human claw? I saw that Chile from the Rod and Ryan show was out yesterday. The Rod and Ryan at Dave and Buster's. Thank God that commercials off the air. So I want to find out how that went. And then I just sent him a late link. Did you hear about Jeep giving away free Jeeps? Possibly giving away free Jeeps?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

A lot of things have to happen but a bunch of people can win a free brand new Jeep. I just sent the link over to Chile. So I want to get an update from him to see if he's got that up on links and guests. So that's what I want to get into. You got some tickets to give away?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I do.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

What you got?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Seven deaths, Theory of a Dead man and return to dust. September 9th Bayou Music Center, Ticketmaster.com if you want to buy them. But caller 10 if you want to win them. 713-212-5945, the Rod Ryan show mornings on 945 the Buzz.

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[Rod Ryan]

That's 844-844, iheart945 the buzz Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Tattoosday. That's our Instagram feature. You check that out. Tomorrow's a big day here on the Rod Ryan Show. Not even going to beat you up about going in and spending money. I'm not going to ask you for anything monetary, but you still could help huge in helping us get some backpacks. Texas Hammers, Mr. Jim and Bill Adler have offered up $5,000 dollars if we can pull off 500 of you sending us a selfie with a hammer.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Do I need to say that you should be clothed? It's not just you and a hammer. Okay?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Your hammer.

[Rod Ryan]

Have some pantaloons. Pantaloon. Pantalones on, please. Okay. Clothed. I gotta put this on our face. I gotta get these up on our Facebook page tomorrow. If I can get 500 of you, 10 bucks, can you take a second to take a selfie with a hammer? That's good for $10. I get 500 of you to do that. I get $5,000 to buy backpacks full of school supplies courtesy of the Texas Hammers tomorrow. Okay? So the reason why I'm hitting this so hard, hard is I want you to work ahead so that you're not stuck tomorrow morning going, oh, geez, I'm already. Can I do it when I get home? No, I need it in the morning. I need it tomorrow morning.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

On our Facebook page. So do it today. Some of you already did it yesterday. You told me, so don't send them to me yet. We're gonna put it up on our Facebook page tomorrow, okay? On the phone. Hey, good morning, Rod Ryan show. Who's this?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Kevin.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi, Kevin. How are you? Oh, I'm doing great. Now, I know you heard Mo say, call now for tickets. I know you heard that. I know you heard that. Did you hear the part about me saying, hey, would you take a picture with a hammer tomorrow? Like a selfie?

[Spinquest Announcer]

Or.

[Rod Ryan]

Or does that just become like. Oh, that's just Rod blathering on about something that's not important.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Oh, no.

[iHeart Advertising Announcer]

Did you hear that?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Plan on I plan.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Oh, yes, sir. I plan on taking one today.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so you heard that part too. Because the other part that he heard was be caller 10. And you are caller 10. Congratulations. Hey, yeah, congrats, Kevin. Hook him up.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

September 9th. We'll see you at Bayou Music Center 7. Dust, Theory of a Dead man, and return to Dust. Congratulations, Kevin.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you, dude.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, I'm gonna hold you to that hammer picture. Too. Okay?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Thank you. I appreciate you. You, dude, you guys are the best. I know you'll come through for us, all of you. It's a lot. 500 is a lot. Okay. Facebook doesn't really put our stuff out there like they used to getting 500 entries or, you know, it's not even likes on the post. I just. I need you guys to contribute to that post tomorrow. Hey, Chili was out yesterday. One of the things that I heard in the commercial outside of the Rod and Ryan, because I really got. Most people got derailed, but then they have a. The human claw machine where they put you on a crane and you go down and they drop you in and you can grab items.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Seen videos of this

[Rod Ryan]

dude. Tell me you human clawed yesterday.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

I did not.

[Rod Ryan]

Wait, why?

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

I tried.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, tell me.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

I was under the weight limit, so really I could. I could be in it because you

[Rod Ryan]

could have done it.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

That's a 300 pound weight limit on that winch.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so far, so far so great. The story is going in the right direction. You could have done it.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

But there was a lot of kids

[Rod Ryan]

in line and I did not want

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

to cut in front of them.

[Rod Ryan]

Only one person was there from the Rod and Ryan show.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah, the rest were Rod Ryan show fans.

[Rod Ryan]

You couldn't have like fast tracked your way in there.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

I didn't want to do that to the little kids, man. They were having fun, man.

[Rod Ryan]

You know, they're young, they're resilient, they'll bounce back.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Dude, I just couldn't do it, man. I couldn't do it to the kids, man.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You know, I was looking forward to that picture. I wanted that video.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

You know what I was thinking of? I saw a young sailor Briggs in London.

[Rod Ryan]

Kids like kids that young and l

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

in line, they were doing Uncle Chile just going like, get out of the way, kids.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

He would have cut in front of them.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Couldn't do that to them.

[Rod Ryan]

Was there any old people doing it? Was it all just young kids?

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Young kids, young kids. I. I did watch how one little kid was doing it. I didn't want a video because, you know, they want to put the little kid on there without their parents permission. So that's why I didn't do it. I didn't show it, but it was pretty cool.

[Rod Ryan]

It's all right.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Let's just say that if I happen to fall around that area again in Sugar Land, I might make a stop. Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you get the Jeep link? I know I sent that way late.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah, that's saying it's already up there.

[Rod Ryan]

This is so cool, guys. Thank you, Chili.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

You're welcome.

[Rod Ryan]

So I just saw this this morning, the show. I was already like in the middle of homeroom and I saw this. We have a bunch of like famous listeners. We have a bunch of listeners with famous people's names.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, okay.

[Rod Ryan]

That. Listen to the show.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Steve Irwin, Scott Weiland. Just off the top of my head, we got a bunch. Okay.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

We had a Jeff Ross in last week.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, you're.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, you're right.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

I'm looking.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know if we have anybody named George Washington that listens to our show, but I'm only talking to you right now. If there is a George Washington, you could win a free jeep if the US Wins the world cup. I just saw this. This is so great. If two, if team USA can pull off a world cup championship run this summer, George Washington's could be celebrating in a very big way. Jeep's got something called the all in on America promotion. I'm talking about a real 2026 rank angler to the first 100 eligible u. S. Residents legally named George Washington. I've got a link up today. Chili, put the link up for me. You gotta register for this giveaway. Now if I'm listening to my sports guy, he said the U. S. Squad is off to a huge start after a 4 to 1 win over Paraguay.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

That's probably us in Germany now.

[Rod Ryan]

There's a long road before the time title before any keys get handed out. But registration is open. Wrangler for Washington's plural.com. you have until July 19, so you got a couple of days. But you have to have you your. Your legal name. Oh, my friends call me George Washington all the time. It's not going to work here. You got to show them your license. You got to register at the website they're getting. They would give away a hundred jeep wranglers loaded.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Are there any George Washingtons?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. I wonder. Wouldn't it be like all presidents 250

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

years, another Barack Obama, like, gotta get that guy.

[Rod Ryan]

I like it. I like it. And there will be a hundred people that will sign up for this.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

And I think that there will be somebody locally too. There's got to be a George Washington. Somebody knows a George Washington.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

If there's a Woodrow Wilson out there, like, you gotta give that guy.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

This is.

[Rod Ryan]

Isn't the Calvin Kage we're not celebrating.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Calvin Kage was important too.

[Rod Ryan]

William Henry Taft, all of the. You don't respect the presidency. We're not going there. Okay. Who doesn't love Teddy? But we're not going there. We're going. We're all in on George Washington.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Feel like it's all right.

[Rod Ryan]

So the link is up. If you know a George Washington, send it to them. This is a. I remember years ago.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Go.

[Rod Ryan]

I want to say it was Hooters, and they said they were doing a contest to give away a Toyota.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And the girls were all selling things and they were trying to, like, get the most sales. And the girl that won the contest, they had her blindfolded and they walked in and she won a toy Yoda and sued.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, she did.

[Rod Ryan]

So you can't do that thing anymore. You can't. You can't have fun like that. They're really giving away jeeps over here. The link is on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] hey. All right. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us. I got a question here from Jay. At least he's listening. He's like, he's got a question about the hammer thing tomorrow. He's like, hey, brother Rod, I've got multiple hammers. Can I send in multiple pictures or just one? Been a fan since 2006. Here's what I'll say about that, Jay. One picture per person. Keep it honest. It's a Texas hammer. I don't wanna. What. What I. What I will accept is multiple people in a household, you can send in individual pictures of them holding the same hammer.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

But if you have multiple hammers, you can't send in, like, five, six pictures of you with different hammers. That won't count. But tomorrow is the day, and I, I'm glad that Jay's doing his homework. He's doing it today.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

You all have a project today to take a selfie with a hammer. And then we're going to be asking you to put it up on our Facebook page tomorrow. All right? And then we'll throw, you know, put a hashtag on there. And if you don't have Facebook, well, Rod, I only use this chili. Will. We'll kind of walk you through it. We'll have a hashtag, and we'll be able to find the other ones. But we need 500 of you to take a selfie with. With a hammer tomorrow. I get $10 per picture. So that means if you got a few family of five, and then, I don't know, you want to, like, balance that hammer on your dog's head at six. That counts.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Good to know.

[Rod Ryan]

That's 60 bucks. That's six people. Could be the same hammer. But I need individual pictures selfies with the hammer. Okay? Yes. Pet pictures with hammers count. We get to make the rules. Okay? We're the dreamers of the dreams around here. All right? So help us out. We're trying to raise money for the backpacks. Tomorrow's gonna be fun.

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The Rod ryan Morning show.

[Rod Ryan]

6 to 10am I am the buzz 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Are we singing next hour? We're singing. We have to sing, too.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You and me?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. You have to sing, Alex.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I hate this game.

[Rod Ryan]

I do hate this game. The Chris Isaac game won't do.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Soup. Sipping that soup. And you play the Chris Isaac game 100 times a year.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

We did.

[Rod Ryan]

What did we do? Who's chewing those chips in that suit? And I got an email from the wizard. I guess you're just kind of. Just go back to Portugal.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Wizard.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I love suit.

[Rod Ryan]

The Chris Isaac game is coming up. It was suggested that we play this and we haven't played it in some time. It's how you're going to win your five finger death punch. Cody Jeans.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Hear him in like the grocery store something.

[Rod Ryan]

This girl is only going to break your heart.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

I was.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I was in the car and I heard it come up on another radio station.

[Rod Ryan]

You're like, we got to play it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Got to play Chris Isaac.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Who sent me that? Yesterday I met a guy named Chris.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

We got to play Chris Isaac game.

[Rod Ryan]

Does John keep track of the games? Probably we haven't played. Does anybody know when the last time we played this?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It's been more recent than sipping that soup.

[Spinquest Announcer]

True.

[Rod Ryan]

We've only done. Who's sipping that soup once? Yeah, it was a one and done. You can't keep the.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

The singing, the songbird cage like that. All right.

[Rod Ryan]

The Texas Radio hall of Fame said if I do that again, they're pulling it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

They did not say that.

[Rod Ryan]

They did ask for us.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

They did a can of soup that we played with.

[Rod Ryan]

They said they're pulling me out of the hall.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

They would never.

[Rod Ryan]

If I do that again, Mo.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Hey.

[Rod Ryan]

Houston's headlines, please.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Thank you, sir. Governor Abbott issued a disaster declaration for 101 Texas counties, including everyone in the Houston area. Yeah, Harris County, Fort Bend County, Montgomery counties. And the rain ain't over yet. So that declaration unlocks the full range of emergency resources. Things appear to still be quiet now. I just looked out the window. Rain expected any minute in the Houston area.

[Rod Ryan]

What window?

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

Right.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I had to walk outside the studio. I went to one of the important people's offices, and I looked out their windows. Even 10 inches over the next three days is what we're still looking at. And we're watching the storm currently sitting in northern Mexico. The National Hurricane center gives it a 50% chance of development over the next seven days. We woke up to the horrible news about that B52 bomber carrying eight people that crashed and exploded shortly after takeoff in California. Edwards Air Force Base. All eight crew members died. The largest aircraft in the Air Force. It was doing some testing, and they're saying all initial indications say the accident was not survival.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Bull.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It looked horrible. Yeah, horrible. Pickles are the pumpkin spice of salt summer. That's the way I turn things around.

[Rod Ryan]

Pickles sent me a pickle song.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

A pickle song. Pickle, pickle, pickle papa Pickle pickle, pickle pickle pop pop. Is it on the same album as White people? Taco Night sounds very similar.

[Rod Ryan]

This is another creative genius. There's a YouTube video of this. It's 10 hours long.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Sipping this soup.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I hate people. Pickles are having a moment and you can't tell. Deny it, Rod. Gen Z is crazing foods that bite back. And that's why pickles are going crazy this summer. Pickle flavored popcorn, pretzels, protein bars. Even the frozen pizza. I tried to find it. I can't find it. Can't find anywhere.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

Pickle.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Frozen pickle pizza in, like, the frozen pizza section.

[Rod Ryan]

Would you ever just put pickles on pizza?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, I've had it at rodeo. It's delicious. One of my favorite things to eat.

[Rod Ryan]

Green olives on pizza. Yes. Yeah, same pickles. Nah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Delicious.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, don't knock the pickle. Heats up.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It's hot.

[Rod Ryan]

A hot pickle.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What about the smoothie king pickle? Grillo's pickle collab?

[Rod Ryan]

No, I don't go crazy on pickles like people.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't want the smoothie king thing.

[Rod Ryan]

Let me ask you this. What is the love exclusive to dill pickles? Is there any love for sweet pickles? I love them.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

No, I don't think I love like this.

[Rod Ryan]

What's wrong with you?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't know. I can't help how I am.

[Rod Ryan]

Sweet pickles.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't like sweet things.

[Rod Ryan]

Get out of here. Go. Go back to that window you talked about.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Hey, Alex, can you do this next story? It's about Rod Stewart. He's in the news. He's currently getting slammed on the Internet because he backed out of a show on Friday, letting Fans know just 45 minutes before showtime that he was unable to perform because he was sick. Bad look, Rod laryngitis.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, here's the bad look part.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Next day he posted a video on Instagram of him flying in his private jet across the country to watch a world cup game.

[Rod Ryan]

Now, maybe he wasn't talking okay. You know, the vocals, clearly, physically he was okay. But if the dude lost his voice. Three, there ain't squat you can do. You could still go see a soccer game and not talk.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, he was celebrating his Scott lynch defeated Haiti.

[Rod Ryan]

But there's.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He's British.

[Rod Ryan]

But more than one person. More than one person was in that. That was holding a ticket.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Uhhuh.

[Rod Ryan]

That was going to be the only time in their life they were going to see Rod Stewart play.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Well, they waited a long.

[Rod Ryan]

That's the person that gets upset 45 minutes before showtime, too. That's rough. Yeah, that's rough. You're already on your way.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't know, I just maybe wouldn't have posted that I was going to the soccer game.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

New Hooba St. Dank. Yeah. You heard it. The band released their first new song in eight years. It's called how do you sleep?

[Rod Ryan]

This is it.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

It's good. Congrats. You did it. Your reason's pathetic. Cheering as the ship goes down yeah. You smile, we panic Delusionic laughing as we all might drown Hope you're proud of you like I do like it. What do you think?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I like it from what I've heard so far. I haven't heard the full thing yet.

[Rod Ryan]

It's just a one off song. It's not a new album or anything. It's just like something came to him. He had some sort of a vision or something.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Creative vision. They debuted it Warped tour over the weekend.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Warp Tours are out there playing.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, they're also going to be here October 17th on that stain show.

[Rod Ryan]

Soldiers up.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Boom. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

There's a video for it. If you want to hear the new Hoopestank song. It's on the music blog page, right? Oh, no, it's right above where Bunny XO is getting a divorce about it. Man, Alex, I know you busted up about that.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Can't believe.

[Rod Ryan]

If you can please carry on and

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

do sports, try Astros lost the tigers last night 9 to 3. They're going to play them again this evening. Hunter Brown's going to be on the mound for the Strokes up against Detroit's framer Valdez first pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. At the World cup yesterday it was all ties. Spain and Cape Verde tie. Belgium and Egypt tie. Uruguay and Saudi Arabia tie. New Zealand and Iran tie.

[Rod Ryan]

Wow.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

We got four games today though. Maybe. Maybe somebody can get a win. 2:00 clock we have France taking on Senegal at 5. Norway takes on Iraq at 8:00'. Clock. Argentina is going to face Algeria. And then at 11, Austria plays Jordan. You can watch all the games on Fox and FS1. That is what's going on in sports.

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[Rod Ryan]

Halfway part of the show people. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Halfway. A little over 807 on this tattoos day. Yeah. We're playing the Chris Isaac game this hour. That's great news. Rain coming. What is the official word? Did you. We kind of just threw it out there as far as fan fest today.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, it doesn't open till six.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Six.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Rain.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And they said even that could be delayed based on rain.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Keep your ear to the ground. That's what I was told when I was a kid.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Keep your ear to the ground.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I'm like flooding. I don't know if that's a good idea.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know what that means. Uncle Stan. I don't hear anything. My ear ground. I don't hear anything.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

The official hours today are 6:30 to 10pm okay. As of now.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. I hope you're getting after these keywords guys. You're [e-mail] trying to win 2500 bucks. Big brother here. Iheartradio giving away $250,000. USA. USA. I am seeing a lot of 250. A lot of 250 celebrations going on. Disney is gonna be celebrating America. I just saw this today. Disney celebrates America. Nashville Star Spangled bash.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeehaw.

[Rod Ryan]

Tim McGraw. Now, I. I can't do. I. I can't do a Ryan Seacrest voice. But of course, America's sweetheart, Ryan Seacrest. The funniest. The funniest man on the planet. Ryan Seacrest is your host. Tim McGraw. Reba McIntyre. Brothers Osborne. Clint Black. I've seen him before. Lauren Daigle, Little Big Town. And hi, America. My name is Ryan Seacrest. Playing their big hit Smoke two Joints. Here's some lime. What?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Isn't that random?

[Rod Ryan]

Sublime's on the bill. They cannot play Smoke two Joints. It's a Disney celebrates America. Nashville, for God's sakes. Reba's there. They can't do date rape. Probably not.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

They can't do that.

[Rod Ryan]

They can't do Santeria. Ensenada.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I can't do that.

[Rod Ryan]

Incidental about banging horse. I guess the only. I mean, if I was a betting man, I don't know if we get this on Kelsey.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't get angry with my mom. Mom smokes pot. It's the bottle that goes right to the rock.

[Rod Ryan]

God. It's the only.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It's all the same.

[Rod Ryan]

It's the only song they could do.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Alex like, has, like, four drug references all in, like, one.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, yeah, this is it. You tell me you're a bigger Sublime.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I can still get high.

[Rod Ryan]

You're a bigger Sublime fan than me. What song could they possibly do and share a single stage with Reba McIntyre and Clint Black? Clint Black ain't gonna put up for my mom going to the Rock.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

My favorite's boss dj, but I think that's also about heroin.

[Rod Ryan]

It's not big enough. They got to do a hit. They do a massive hit.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Garden Grove.

[Rod Ryan]

Not big enough.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

This is the only song we got in here.

[Rod Ryan]

And see, this is the only song they could do.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Caress me down's out. April 29, 1992's out. Out.

[Rod Ryan]

Sana.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

But you.

[Rod Ryan]

What is Santeria? Is that like witchcraft?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I think it is witchcraft. But you pick Sancho's ass, so I don't you to edit it. Ob the pawn shop will be out.

[Rod Ryan]

Daddy's 12 years old. Maybe. Is that the words? I don't know the words to this. I mean, I'm sure there's got to be a pot, right?

[Spinquest Announcer]

For 10 years.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't Even know what. I've been playing this song for 30 years. I don't even know what it's about. Santeria. Is it like killing chickens?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah. He's talking about shooting Sancho at a certain. Sticking that barrel right down Sancho's throat, surprisingly.

[Rod Ryan]

Then this is it. This is it, though.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Because you.

[Rod Ryan]

You talk.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

This is from, like, Elmer Fudd after going after Bugs Bunny. This was. That's why we wrote that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Maybe they're gonna do a Disney. Disney song. Like, not one of their songs, you know, like, maybe they'll do one from

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

a Disney version of, like, A Whole New World.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, something from, like, Beauty and the Beast.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's the best I got.

[Rod Ryan]

Didn't that guy just die from Beauty and the Beast?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, the guy that did the original. Beating the Beast.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

You just do.

[Rod Ryan]

Let it go, Tito Puente. Let it go, Paco Moreno. Somebody just passed away. They're not. Okay, stop that bit. That's. They're not doing that they can't do. Wrong way. This is the only song they could

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

do until the sun explodes.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that the new one?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, I guess. But I think all the lyrics to that one, so.

[Rod Ryan]

But I think they'd want him to do a hit that is a song about his dad. All right, here we go. Ryan Seacrest is your host. It's not just Sublime and all those country artists. Nick Jonas, you got a shoehorn. You got a shoehorn of Jonas in everything.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Men was on there. Neo's on there.

[Rod Ryan]

All American, American Rejects.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, well, I'm sure Ryan Seacrest will be hilarious hosting this. It's gonna be on the 4th of July.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, but it's in the middle of the night.

[Rod Ryan]

It's seven o'. Clock. Yeah, ABC and Disney plus.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

So will kids be watching it?

[Rod Ryan]

What?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Play some naughty music.

[Rod Ryan]

Get this up on Calshi. What Sublime song will be played live on Disney?

[Spinquest Announcer]

It just.

[Rod Ryan]

I just can't imagine. Oh, now there's some. Now that's some music right there. Why didn't they get Chris Isaac? I hope you guys have loosened up your instrument this morning and you guys are ready to sing on this radio show because we're going to do something called. Oh, wait a minute, Save me but you. I don't know the words. After all these years.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Try and say because he gets down,

[Rod Ryan]

really gets in a groove. And this is where he does it, right here.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Why is this happening?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know how he just. Cuz singers can sing. You know, he's just like. He's doing this and then he's up here and then he's up here. Listen to this transition. Listen to this. God, I just dropped my pants. Okay, that is the smoothest transition. Listen, how do you go from home? How do you just do that so effortlessly? Alex, show me how it's done. Just do it. Just do it once. Selfish. With your instrument. Okay, you guys are going to sing. You got to do the. Well, listen, if you don't know the game, you shouldn't play. And I got to go check. I don't know if anybody got back to me. What is our backup? This. So this girl is.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't want to fall in love.

[Rod Ryan]

No, I don't want to fall in love. This girl is only going to break your heart.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's what I say.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Wait.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, Listener, right here. Listeners, Here comes up. This girl is only gonna break your heart, listener. This girl is only gonna break your heart. And then finish it with the.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

With you.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And you win tickets.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Oh, yeah.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

That's easy.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Why is Alex so mad about this?

[Rod Ryan]

The world's only. I know. We invented it's the world's only Chris Isaac game. Wonder why nobody. Nobody else picked it up. Like nobody was dumb enough to do it. Like, hey, this is working really well in Houston. You want to try this? No, no. We'd never do something that dumb. We'll get you guys calling in after the break. Stay right there. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative.

[Spinquest Disclaimer Announcer]

And the Rod Ryan morning show show.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Welcome back. Yeah, we're getting set up here.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's how you get set up back.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm just a background singer.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I'm not.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't have main character energy during this game. I have backup singer energy. Okay. I'm here for it. Gonna give you a chance to win some great tickets coming up. There's another one of my backup singers over there. There.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Hey, hey.

[Rod Ryan]

What's. He's the one that has a real instrument. He's getting it ready. But what's trending?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Jelly Roll and Bunny XO are trending.

[Rod Ryan]

I know this is a tough day to ask you to sing cuz you're so broken up over this relationship because of it. I'm sorry, dude. I know this is a horrible day for you.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Favorite couple is breaking up and they're getting a divorce.

[Rod Ryan]

You're handling it well.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Love is officially dead, Anna. And yet Taylor joined boy is trending. She's gonna star in a new Lord of the Rings movie and is gonna play an elf.

[Rod Ryan]

She was the girl from the. The chess thing that I watched. Yes, the gambit. The King's Gambit.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

She was. Yeah. It was the first time I had seen her. I didn't know what.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

But she has the eyes.

[Rod Ryan]

She's got the crazy eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's good.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

And then Cape Verde is trending. They tied Ste. Spain, who was one of the World cup favorites to win yesterday. Nil.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Nil.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

And so people are looking up, what is Cape Verde? Where is it? It is a small West African nation with less than 500,000 people in it. So they definitely should have lost to Spain yesterday. Okay. But that's what's training on 95 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Ashley with an eye put in the work when I said, hey, you guys want to play a game tomorrow? Yesterday on the show, I said, let me know what you want to play. She went back and looked at your podcast. Podcasts and how Alex, like, breaks out, tells. It tells you what's on the show. She said, you guys have not played this song podcast since July 22nd. It's been almost a year since we had you guys sing. And then I don't know how she got this information, but she says, July 19, 2017, the first time you played the Chris Isaac game.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

It's like very other John of you, Ashley, with an I. Very other. Other John's gonna be.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

So now Alex knows who he can blame.

[Rod Ryan]

Other John's gonna be like, hey, wait a minute. I'm the stat keeper here. What are you doing with these games? Okay, if you want to sing today for your seven dust or I'm sorry, for your five finger death punch tickets. Cody Jinx, this girl is only gonna break your heart. No, I'm ready.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I'm ready.

[Rod Ryan]

Ready? Is your instrument ready? 7, 1, 3, 2, 1 2, 5, 9, 4.

[iHeart Advertising Announcer]

5.

[Rod Ryan]

Four singers, you okay with four?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Four.

[Spinquest Announcer]

Four.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

God bless America.

[Rod Ryan]

What do you want? Five?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

No, absolutely not.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, four. Wizard just jumped out of his pants. What do you mean five? Not five. No, no, not five. Four people. That's four too many. 713-212-5945. If you want to sing for your

[Show Announcer / Producer]

tickets, the Rod Ryan show, mornings on 945 the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I have had no luck lately. Wait, Lady Luck Bretzky.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

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[Rod Ryan]

10 bucks for 30. I'm headed over to spinquest.com right now,

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[Rod Ryan]

All right, here we go. Oh, listen to Alex. He put that in there on purpose.

[Spinquest Announcer]

Look back.

[Rod Ryan]

Loser. You're winners. You're all winners. 94. 5 the buzz. Good Morning Rock Ryan show. We're getting ready to give away some tickets, but you're gonna have to work a little bit for these tickets. It's been almost a year since we've played the Chris Isaac game. Four singers ready to go. Shelly had no problem getting singers. Alex.

[Spinquest Announcer]

They're excited.

[Rod Ryan]

They're excited. I need you. Just a little excitement on that side of the room, please.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Just a little.

[Rod Ryan]

Please, please.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't think there's any.

[Rod Ryan]

What are you giving away?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I have five finger death punch tickets. They're going to be with Cody Jinx September 27th in the Woodlands.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, all you got to do. Oh, listen back. All you got to do is sing this morning. Let's make sure that Zach is up on the lyrics.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Hey, Zach.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Good morning, brother Rod.

[Rod Ryan]

You want to sing this morning for us?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Unfortunately for you guys, I do.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Now, I want to make sure that we got the lyrics right. It's no, I don't want to fall in love. You give me a couple of those. You end with a. With. You let us do the backgrounds. But I, I. You just got to. It's. I'm. I'm listening for that transition. I don't know. I don't know how Chris Isaac, the. The voice of our generation, I don't know how he does that transition, but I'm listening for you to do that on. Right, Alex?

[Spinquest Announcer]

Me?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

Why not? Why don't you like this game?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Because it's the worst game we play.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

It's the best game.

[Rod Ryan]

It's the best game. All right, Zach, are you ready?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I'm ready.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, here we go. You got a judge, and you got a Background. Sing for me, Alex.

[iHeart Advertising Announcer]

All right, here we go.

[Rod Ryan]

You're asking a lot, Mo, you ready to go?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Contestant number one. Everybody, this is Zach, the world's only Chris Isaac game. And, Zach, you're on in three, two, one, go.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

No, I don't want to fall in

[Rod Ryan]

love this girl is only gonna break your heart. This girl is only gonna break your

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

heart with you

[Rod Ryan]

oh, that's. That's coming in hot out of the game.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

Dude, you might get a recording contract out of that. All right, Zach, good job.

[Spinquest Announcer]

Hang on,

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Zach.

[Rod Ryan]

I wouldn't want to go second. John's going second. John.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Good morning.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Morning. Morning, morning, morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Welcome to the Chris Isaac game. The world's only Chris Isaac.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

World's only John on the only one in the world.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, all right. You're down with the lyrics. It's no, I don't want to fall in love. We'll be your. We'll be your, like, Supremes in the background singing. And then give me a couple of those, and let's do it. Show the world what you can do. Zach was strong. All right, you ready to sing?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, here we go. This is John Roller, everybody. Three, three, two, one. You're on.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

No, I don't wanna fall in love

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

this world is only gonna break our

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

heart no, I don't wanna fall in

[Rod Ryan]

love this world is only gonna break your heart with you okay, John. John, good. You guys are.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That was pretty great.

[Rod Ryan]

You're all putting your ass into it. That's what I appreciate.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

We're.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

We're here for.

[Rod Ryan]

The only person not putting anything into it is Alex. I have no comments. I don't hear you at all.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

No, you're not.

[Rod Ryan]

Listen, I. I can't hear your background.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

At least. It's affecting the performance.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

It's.

[Rod Ryan]

It's affecting the performance of the lead singers.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's not affecting my performance.

[Rod Ryan]

Step up the background.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Will.

[Rod Ryan]

Will, good morning.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Good morning, brother.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning, Will.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's so sweet of you to be here with us.

[iHeart Advertising Announcer]

You.

[Rod Ryan]

You want in on this Chris Isaac game?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir, I do.

[Rod Ryan]

I was born for this. All right, dude.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. You down with the lyrics? You got it? Yes, sir. Got it. Here we go. This is contestant number three. You're judging, right?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Well, yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you judging over there? I. Oh, Alex, are you judging? Get into it.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, all right. Here we go. Contestant number three, the vocal stylings of Will in three, two, one. You're on, baby. This world is only gonna break your heart. This world is only gonna break Your heart hot. How are we going to judge this?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Way to bring it, Will.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Thank you.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Leave it all out there.

[Spinquest Disclaimer Announcer]

So good.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's five finger death punch. Tickets on the line. Are you sure you can handle one more?

[Rod Ryan]

I got time. I mean, I'm sure Wizard doesn't think we have time.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I. I think we're running.

[Rod Ryan]

In my mind, I know have time for one more because I know Anthony is going to be so great. You're going to be so happy that we waited. Maybe we saved the best for last. Is that what's happening here, Anthony? I think so. Okay. I think. I think that's what it is. We're saving the best for last.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Anthony.

[Rod Ryan]

Anthony, are you ready to sing for us today?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

You got the lyrics down? You ready?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, here we go. Go, Anthony. You're on in three, two, one. Sing it, baby.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

No, I don't want to fall in love no, I don't fall in love

[Rod Ryan]

this world is only going to break

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

your heart with you oh, crap.

[Rod Ryan]

Guys, I didn't know we were getting pro singers on today. Rap. I did not know that this level of talent was just sitting out there listening to this show. Anthony, hang on the phone for me.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah. Don't go anywhere.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, my goodness.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What are you gonna do?

[Rod Ryan]

I'm gonna ask you why?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Why me?

[Rod Ryan]

I'm gonna ask you and I'm gonna ask Alex.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Alex wasn't even listening.

[Rod Ryan]

I need you. Get in it. Contestant number three. Will.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Will was good.

[Rod Ryan]

They were all good. I mean that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I don't know. There's one that wasn't good.

[Rod Ryan]

Does anybody have Will as their winner?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

No, you don't have Will as your winner.

[Rod Ryan]

Then do you have Will as your winner?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Am I. I need to know.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I get Will second place.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah, I give.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I give Will second place also.

[Rod Ryan]

Will is not the winner of this competition, okay? Will is out.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Silver medal.

[Rod Ryan]

I did not have Will. Will, I love you. I had Will in last place.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You're joking. Do you not remember the first guy?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Is he the judge of our singing game that he loves so much?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Garbage. Okay, I'm mad now.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's get this out of the way

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

of the Chris Isaac game.

[Rod Ryan]

Does anybody have the first singer, Zach, as their winner?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

No, he was the one worst.

[Rod Ryan]

I have him as my winner. You're joking.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Look at.

[Rod Ryan]

Look at my piece of paper. That's why we shouldn't play this game. Look at my paper.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You are ridiculous.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so you don't have Zach down as your winner.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Sorry, Zach. I love you and I'M sure your mother does as well. And Rod, Rod also loves you when you go first. No, he was not. Good.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Okay,

[Rod Ryan]

Who do you have as your winner?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Anthony, the last guy. He was the best. He had a little twang that tickled my heart.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex, Rod, who do you have? Well, I already had Zach, but what it would come down to is who I have in second place. If you have, if you, if you're splitting it, it would come down to who I have in second place would be the winner. I have Anthony as my winner, else Anthony's the winner. Anthony is the winner.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Clearly a winner. Yeah, I don't think there was really any debate.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah. Anthony.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Wasn't really even close.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You just won the world's only Chris Isaac game. Dude.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Congratulations.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Dude, I've been trying to get on that game for years.

[Rod Ryan]

Stop it right now. Anthony, I'm dead serious. This guy's a pro.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Can you sing like a RA real life?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

You know, I, I, I'd like to think so, but, you know, my wife likes it, so that's what matters.

[Rod Ryan]

Why don't you ask Zach if he can sing in real life? Because he can. Because he can. Okay. Have you forgotten what Zach started us with? Come on.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You're going to Five Finger Death Punch. Cody Jinx is going to be there, and maybe they'll invite you on stage September 27th in the Woodlands.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Oh, that's so awesome.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I had Anthony, lifelong dream.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Thank you all so much.

[Rod Ryan]

I had John as an 8.5 at Anthony at 8.6. So Anthony was my second place guy. But did you guys not hear Zach? Did you leave the room when Zach was on? What happened that. Anthony, you're the winner. Congratulations. Great job.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You are awesome.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Thank you so much.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, dreams come true on the Rod Ryan show. Guys. Been dreaming about winning this game forever. I'm sorry. So glad I could do that for you, Anthony. Houston's rock.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. That's Three Days Grace. Buzz o ween. Tickets are still available for that show with I Prevail right around Halloween. Tickets are [e-mail] now tickets on this show, Buck Cherry, Blackstone Cherry. Those tickets are going to be on Mo the show. So that's the next opportunity to win some stuff from us. But there's Mo right now. She's ready to go with Houston's headlines. What you got?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Thank you, sir. It's raining outside. Yeah, I just looked.

[Spinquest Announcer]

Is it?

[Spinquest Disclaimer Announcer]

Yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Governor Abbott issued a disaster declaration for 101 Texas counties, including everyone in the Houston area. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Windows.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Fort Bent, Mongol. Montgomery County's the important people in their offices.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, they got offices with windows.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I just peeked through one. And that's going to be our day today. So a little dicey, especially near the coast. I'm also seeing the storm we're watching that's currently sitting in northern Mexico. The National Hurricane center now gives it a 50% chance of development over the next seven days.

[Rod Ryan]

So let's watch that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Two men admitted to breaking into Houston Astro star Jose Altuve's home back in 2020. They've now been sentenced to more than two decades behind bars. Yes. One guy got 25 years. The other guy got 22 years. But there was a third accomplice that is in the headlines today. He pled guilty and he is on the run. He allegedly cut off his ankle monitor and is fleeing before he was sentenced.

[Rod Ryan]

I got a question.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

What's up?

[Rod Ryan]

Why does. It's a horrible thing.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that an average, like 20 years for breaking into a home or. These guys, they gotta have priors, right?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

The one guy that's on the run definitely has priors.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. These are bad dudes that have done other things because that seems.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And there has to be some sort of like, what did they steal? Yeah, like maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

Or how much.

[Spinquest Disclaimer Announcer]

Yes.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I know there were a lot of watches. They went missing, so I'm sure that's an issue. In other news, bright green fireball is drawing hundreds of reports. Lit up the skies across several states Sunday night. Have you seen the video?

[Rod Ryan]

No, I. I didn't hear you last time. I really get caught up in this song. But I'm going to try to pay attention to what you're saying. Where was this fireball? Several states.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Texas. People have videos. They reportedly saw this quick flash streaking across the night sky before it faded out. And now we know it was a fireball. Very rare. Brighter than a normal meteor. Wait for it.

[Rod Ryan]

If Chile had been on that human claw, I could see people, like, spotting them. I saw Chili going across the sky, but he didn't do the claw. So it was a real fireball.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

NASA's meteor cameras caught the fireball.

[Spinquest Disclaimer Announcer]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And I'm sorry that this story is now over. And I'm sorry you have to change it to Taylor Swift.

[Rod Ryan]

Talk about a downgrade pitbull to Taylor Swift.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

A chair that Taylor Swift sat in during the NBA playoff sold for $7,000 the Cleveland Cavaliers auctioned off the chairs that celebrities sat in during one of their playoff games. Taylor's went for seven Travis Kelce, 1,405 bucks.

[Rod Ryan]

A chair that they sat in for a bit for a basketball game.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, I don't even know if it was like the game chair. It just says a chair.

[Rod Ryan]

Is there any guarantee that they sat in that chair?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Says chairs used during Game 3 and 4 in Rocket Arena. The Cavs were swept by the Knicks in that series.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Poor Machine Gun Kelly. Same game, same looking chair. 635 bucks.

[Rod Ryan]

They didn't sign it or anything?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

No, their butt did.

[Rod Ryan]

Just their butt was in that chair.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

People are crazy.

[Rod Ryan]

You could sell everything that Taylor Swift has ever touched and make money.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I guess they're probably going to do.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, they're just going to open up the floodgates.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And now another change in music.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, this is why Alex is in such a bad mood today.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

And it's Bunny XO that's ruining his life, bro.

[Rod Ryan]

Listen, they're going to be okay. They're going to be okay.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah. They haven't heard the Chris Isaac game yet.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

He filed papers in Tennessee last month reporting that it was a mutual decision, a private family matter. But we know it's been quite the roll up coaster.

[Rod Ryan]

I thought it was just all about this, trying to get pregnant.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's the last we heard.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, maybe that was. You know, it's never any. You can't just say, hey, let's try to save this relationship by having a kid. You don't want to do that. But maybe they were doing that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

But what about the book? Was that all a fraud? Like, weren't they madly in love in her New York Times bestseller?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I'm sure she wouldn't just make up something to sell books that I. I know Bunny pretty well and that doesn't

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

seem like her 10 years of marriage is impressive. They got married before he was Jelly roll.

[Rod Ryan]

He does know her pretty well. If I have questions about Bunny xo, I go directly to Alex. What do you think's going on here, dude?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I mean, I just. I don't know. I think it's obviously Bunny's fault. I don't think Jelly would do anything.

[Rod Ryan]

He cheated on her.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I think that's alleged.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Says she's getting her sparkle back and posting lingerie pictures on her Instagram stories. Getting her sparkle bag. Okay, girl, girl. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Does she go to another famous person?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Absolutely. Like without it, like million, like, give

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

me like a caliber of person.

[Rod Ryan]

But she now is what's like.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Who else is like Jelly Roll?

[Rod Ryan]

She's the famous person. Teddy swims.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I was gonna say Teddy Sims is, but I think Teddy Sims would be above Jelly Roll.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I'm thinking like the guy that was in the UFC fight. The black guy from Katie. That seems like the guy that Derek Lewis.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

The guy that knocked him out. Josh Hokit.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Funny.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Xo.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

We'll go for it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Randy Savage looking guy.

[Rod Ryan]

Does he have any face tattoos?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Big.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Not yet.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Lovable.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Buddy will get him to get some.

[Rod Ryan]

She's now the famous one. No, she's not.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

She is. She's not infamous.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

She is infamous.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't know who Bunny is without Jelly Roll. Okay. There's no Bunny without jelly.

[Rod Ryan]

You're gonna have to live in a world I won't that they walk separately now.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

For now, I just refuse to believe it.

[Rod Ryan]

Sports. This guy is klempt.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

The Astros lost to the Tigers last night, nine to three. They're gonna play them again tonight. Hunter Brown will be on the mound for the Strohs. Going up Detroit's frame for Valdez. First pitches at 7. 10. You can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. At the World cup yesterday, it was all ties. Spain tied Cape Verde, Belgium tied Egypt, Uruguay tied Saudi Arabia and New Zealand tied Iran. Today we got four more games on the schedule. At 2 o', clock, France plays Senegal at 5, Norway takes on Iraq at 8. Argentina faces Algeria. And at 11, Austria plays Jordan. You can watch all the games on FS1 and Fox. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Houston's rock and alternative and the Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. Here we go, 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Collective Soul December, maybe that'd be a good month to play. Who's sipping that soup? June seems a little. June seems a little silly to be sipping soup any game.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I love, you hate.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning, everybody. Hope you're having a better morning than Alex. We do have tickets coming up for you on mow.

[Spinquest Announcer]

The Show.

[Rod Ryan]

Buck Cherry and Blackstone Cherry. But Alex, you're going to be out now. You were out Sunday night. Maybe that's what it was. You were out too late on Sunday.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

No, dude, I was vibing, bro. You ever been to Sunset Rooftop? I was hanging out there. I heard it was great fights, watching some of the World cup games. I think my boy Dominique, who runs the place.

[Rod Ryan]

What's the name of it? Sunset Rooftop. I need to go. I heard it was Great. Yeah, it was cool.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Where all the FIFA fan fest stuff is going down over by bbbva and

[Rod Ryan]

it's a rooftop bar so you can see everything going on below you.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, you can see like right. It's right by the Ferris wheel at Truckyard. So like their patio or their. Their rooftop looks right there. They were DJing. It was awesome.

[iHeart Advertising Announcer]

It's a great spot.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It was a lot of fun.

[Rod Ryan]

That's where the whole city's hopping right now.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, I'm out with my friends.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

Neutral.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

The. The official hard seltzer of the World Cup. You can use the word World Cup.

[Rod Ryan]

You're out. You're back out this weekend.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

So Friday night after, it'll be the USA victory party because we're gonna kick Australia's ass. So 7 to 9 I'll be at Chapman and Kirby on Lamar street hanging out with my friends at Neutral. Come have a few nudies with me.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. You better run that by them. A few nudies.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Keep it tasty. And then Sunset rooftop, I'm to going, I'm right back on Saturday night, 8 to 10. That's at 2119 Dallas Street. So come hang out with me.

[Rod Ryan]

This guy loves it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I think the Swedes and Netherlands play at, I believe it's Houston Stadium, not Reliance Stadium now. That's where they're. They're gonna play there. So we'll be hanging out with a bunch of the Swedish team or Swedish people and the Netherlands fans. So come hang out with me and party with me and my friends at Neutral.

[Rod Ryan]

Who put you on the spot? Who's got that big orange double decker bus?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

That's the. That's Orange with a J. That's the Netherlands.

[Rod Ryan]

They're partying.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, they rock. They were. They had the Dallas game. They. They played there against Japan.

[Rod Ryan]

They're partying. They had some big thing over at Rice for them while they were here.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I think this is kind of going to be their headquarters going forward for the rest of the World Cup. They had their first game in Dallas and I think they play their next two here.

[Rod Ryan]

So it's a double decker orange. Orange bus. Like you see like maybe in London, but Yeah. And then there's just.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

They shipped it over here.

[Spinquest Announcer]

Yes.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah. It's pretty cool.

[Rod Ryan]

It's so cool. And that's gonna be Saturday.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, Saturday.

[Rod Ryan]

They look like a fun group.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

They play Saturday day game. So they'll probably like. It was like Sunday night. Germany had played that afternoon and they were partying that night when I was there.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

So I think The Swedes and the the Netherlands. The Dutch will be partying the sky

[Rod Ryan]

all over place the come hang out

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

with me Saturday, Friday and Saturday nights.

[Rod Ryan]

Guys everywhere. Guy is everywhere.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Shout out to neutral.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. Apparently this guy sent this in. Kevin sent in today's Instagram feature.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And she says, meet Samantha, the hottest bartender in Texas. Stop in, order a drink and tell her Kevin sent you and her name is Samantha. So she's local. She's a local bartender. I don't know where she works, but yeah, she's a local bartender. She's the Instagram feature today and she is killing it. She's killing it right now. Local. Local always wins. Local always does. So great for our Instagram feature. So if you haven't checked that out, the world famous Rod Ryan angel blog [e-mail] and then go drink some nudies with Alex. It just sounds weird. Dude, you better run that by them again. People talking nudes.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

People paying attention.

[Rod Ryan]

Send nudes the buzz rock and alternative for Houston.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan. Shoot. I don't know what made me think of this. I've told you that I'm not really beating you up too much about the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store because I, I'm hoping that you will all do your homework today. And I know some of you are already at work. You're like, oh, I don't have a hammer here. I need you to take a selfie with a hammer. Tomorrow is Texas hammer day around here and we can get $5,000 for backpacks. You could help us out by taking a selfie with a hammer. We're going to have a spot to put it on our Facebook page if you need help with that. Mo will get you up there.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

$10 for every selfie with a hammer. I gotta get five. I we need 500 of those tomorrow.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's so generous.

[Rod Ryan]

500.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

The selfie part's easy at 10 bucks.

[Rod Ryan]

We'll get the $5,000. And you know what, Roland Luna, bless your heart, he went into the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store today, made a purchase one person.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Thank you, Roland.

[Rod Ryan]

I got one person shopper today in my store. Thank you, Roland. Here's your reminder. If you haven't been into the store yet, go check out all of our summer merch online. It's Alex Online 94. 5 the Muzz. And all the money that we raise in the store also goes for backpacks. All right. Every penny of It. Alex, what you doing today?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Today's aol, you're gonna be looking at color palettes for four fast food places and seeing if you can identify the fast food place.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, you think it's gonna do these mo.

[Rod Ryan]

These are all like tailor made for her.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

She might know this.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Was that Shapiro?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Basically, like the Irish flag, green, white, and orange?

[Show Announcer / Producer]

Yeah.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Is that like a pizza place? Shapiro? That place?

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't even look at it. Is it Sabaro?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't know. It's not.

[Rod Ryan]

What is it?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It was Subway. Kind of misleading. All right, this is red, white and black.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Pizza Hut.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Kfc.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

This is hard.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, you're not very good at this.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, that's McDonald's. Yellow and red.

[Rod Ryan]

Yellow and red colors.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah. Go check it out.

[Rod Ryan]

See if you can look at these

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

color palettes and tell which fast food they belong to. At the world famous Ryan show page for guys dot com.

[Rod Ryan]

The Rod Ryan show on 945 the buzz 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. It's Evanescence and afterlife. Yeah. Tattoos day. It's a local feature today. Doing very, very well. Hopefully she gets a ton of new followers too, man. Good for her. 60 chance of showers later on today. But you, you said that you looked outside. There's. You have access to a window somewhere.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Raindrops falling from the sky.

[Rod Ryan]

We're down in the bottom cabins with the rats. They don't want us to see. We don't even got a porthole. We got nothing.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

No porthole.

[Rod Ryan]

Cannot see outside at all. You're telling me you saw rain here in the Galleria? Okay, I wouldn't know.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, I wouldn't for you.

[Rod Ryan]

Not like I have access to the weather.com website so I can just look at it.

[Lady Luck (Spinquest Promoter)]

Never real.

[Rod Ryan]

I know I get yelled at all the time about reporting directly from that page. I've got somebody that's on the food blog page today. This can't be real. She must just want to.

[Matt Howland (Raymond James Financial Analyst)]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

She's putting out there just to go viral. I'm not a super salty snack person. As much as I like chips and everything, I don't add additional salt to anything. There's enough natural salt occurring in foods. If I'm cooking, baking, baking and whatever, I'll do whatever the baking thing tells me to do. But if I'm cooking, I don't ever add salt. I like salty snacks just as much as anyone. This woman online is taking it a bit far. She says one of her favorite things, snacks, is salsa. She is eating Chips and dipping her chips into salt. She is scooping her chips into salt and eating it just like salsa, but with salt. And she has named it salsa. Now, most people have seen it on online, like me, are a bit horrified. I pulled a few of the best comments for you.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, geez.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi, I'm emt. Please stop doing that immediately.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I'm a emt. Like, that's your job.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm an emt. Yeah. Hi, friend. In my line of work, we call this a symptom. And the best comment underneath this woman that is eating salsa is, I know your heart sounds like boots in a dryer.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Oh, like my God.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, I get that. I get that. She's put out a follow up video where she's providing even more rage bait where she seems surprised that her. Her post blew up. There's a piece of me that thinks maybe, just maybe this is true. And I'm going to share with you a quick story that has happened to me more than once. I've been at a Mexican restaurant with a group of people. I know most everybody there. And the server comes and puts the chips down on the table and one person grabbed a salt shaker and started pouring it on the chips. Yeah, like pouring it like a.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

To shake, shake, shake.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It doesn't matter. There's already salt on there.

[Rod Ryan]

There's other people at the table.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah, don't salt my chips.

[Rod Ryan]

There's other people at the table. Those chips are already salted. I think.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yes, most definitely.

[Rod Ryan]

Who would I.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

A lot of people do that.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

A lot of people do that. Not an uncommon, but they just have. They're broken.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm not saying you and Emma. I'm talking about a table full of people where you're not 100% on like, same. I'm bored with everyone. You think that everybody wants the chips the way that you like them?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I get like, not just dumping the whole thing of salt on it, but like if you go, shake, shake, shake. Like, I don't think that that really. Is that ruining the chips to you? That ruin it?

[Rod Ryan]

You don't think you gotta run that by everybody.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

You could then just be, hey, can I get some more chips?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

My own chips.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't think you need to run that by people at the table? Like, hey, anybody mind if I add salt? Salt to the chips?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I'm not saying that it is the most courteous thing in the world, but I, I'm not losing my mind if that happens and I'm at the table. I'm not the person that does that. But I'm also not being like, dude,

[Rod Ryan]

what the hell, bro? I want to make sure.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Ruining my dinner.

[Rod Ryan]

I want to make sure I'm using the word right. Could you look up presumptuous? I don't know how to use it. In a sense. Presumptuous. What does it mean? I want to say it so bad, but I don't know if it applies.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It describe someone or their actions who oversteps boundaries by confidently doing or assuming things without the right permission or solid evidence to do so.

[Rod Ryan]

Very presumptuous of that person to pour salt on chips for the whole table.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

100%.

[Rod Ryan]

I would liken it to communal fries and somebody pouring ketchup all over them.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

That's way different.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, why is it different?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Ketchup doesn't go on top of fries. You dip fries into ketchup. You're an insane person.

[Rod Ryan]

This woman. This woman dips chips into salt.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I think she's weird.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, she is weird. We'll agree on that.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't. I don't think she's anywhere near that guy that shakes salt over the basket at the Mexican restaurant.

[Rod Ryan]

How far is your head up your ass hole that you would pick up salt? You just put it on everything for the whole table, right? It's happened more than once to me in my life.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Three shanks of salt on your chips that are free that you can also then get a brand new basket of chips for ruins your day.

[Rod Ryan]

Then like, okay, yeah, you should salt your own chips. You should definitely.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Each chip you want to salt, like one at a time, every single.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

By yourself, like on your own plate. And then salt that.

[Rod Ryan]

You have the problem with salt. Salt your own chips.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

No, that seems like you had the problem with salt.

[Rod Ryan]

They're already salted.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

They're already salted.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

You seem like the one with the problem, though.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm not the one that's adding anything and putting anyone out at the table. I am not doing anything additional.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It's ruining your dinner, though.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

You're.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

If like that, that's done.

[Rod Ryan]

I think you're an.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

This is one of the low offenses.

[Rod Ryan]

The person that does it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't. I mean, I am. I am an ass.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

It's the same.

[Rod Ryan]

It's the. The person that salts the chips for the whole table never returns their cart in the grocery store.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

That is not.

[Rod Ryan]

It's the same person.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Mutually.

[Rod Ryan]

It is the same person. They don't. Their head is so far up their ass, they. They think that the world result revolves around them.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, I think that's One of the ones.

[iHeart Advertising Announcer]

The same person.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Maybe I wouldn't have done that. But, like, this isn't, like, the thing I'm gonna. I'm not dying on that hill.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't say anything.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

A lot of hills I am not. That's not the one.

[Rod Ryan]

I have never called out anybody that didn't return their cart. I've seen it before. It didn't ruin my day. And the person that salted the chips didn't ruin my day. I didn't say anything. I'm not confrontational like that. I just thought that they were a bit of a douche canoe.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I think that, yeah, it is a little bit selfish to assume that, but I also don't think that, like, you should be losing your mind against. Again, they're free chips, like, 99 of the time.

[Rod Ryan]

Salsa on the food blog page today. And she can't believe that people are freaking out. The Rod ryan show on 945. An experience adventure into the cosmic unknown. The buzz.

[Show Announcer / Producer]

94.

[Rod Ryan]

5. The buzz. Hello, I can. October's into the ocean.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Sup?

[Rod Ryan]

Sup, everybody? Now Chad is sending in an email. I've never been around this. Yo, brother Rod. How about the person at the communal table that takes it upon themselves to dump the salsa into the queso that was meant to be shared?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, that's right.

[Rod Ryan]

To jail. Please get your own queso. And ruin it? Sincerely, Chad. I've never seen anybody do that.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

That's. That's insanity.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I've never seen anyone do that either. But I would be mad if it's just.

[Rod Ryan]

If it's just you and your chick, you and your dude, do you use a spoon and put the. The queso on a small plate, or you just dip it into the thing? Just dip it.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

But I don't double dip.

[Rod Ryan]

It's you too, right?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

If it's with a group, I think the group's still double. Like, we went to a. A fine Mexican dining establishment this past Friday, and it was just everybody just kind of communally.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I don't mind that. But if I see somebody taking the time to use a spoon, I'm like, all right, I'll spoon some on a plate.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

If we're all going together, I'm using a spoon.

[Rod Ryan]

You'll do that?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I saw somebody with. Now these are all loose at the grocery store.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And it was sitting out, and it was a of bunch bag, and the girl put her hand in the bag, and she was grabbing brussels sprouts. She wasn't touching the other Brussels sprouts. She was using a bag that was in there. She was putting them in her bag. So her hands weren't touching the other brussels sprouts.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

You're supposed to wash the stuff anyway, so it's like.

[Rod Ryan]

Right. I did that. She left the bag there. I went in after her, and I just grabbed with my hand with my. Just my filthy paw.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

She also probably uses a glove when she pumps her gas, though. She's just got a situation, but she's. Yeah, I don't let her live.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't see her put the bag on. I just saw her using the bag, and then she left it for the next person. And then I just went in there and grabbed a handful of brussels sprouts and put them in a bag.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You're fine.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

She just. She's okay.

[Rod Ryan]

I've never seen that before. I just.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

With the brussels, as a matter of fact, the brussels, though, I didn't think

[Rod Ryan]

about it until right now. I saw that happen yesterday at the grocery store. Going back to queso, though. Yeah. What about.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

What about the guy? Like, when you get your queso, you usually have to order it separately. They come there. They have the jalapenos in the little tiny bowl next to it.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Yeah.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Are you mad at the guy if they're like, I'm just gonna dump the jalapenos in the.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, absolutely.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't want that.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Why do they bring you the jalapenos with the queso?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Well, they're on the side for people that don't like them inside if they're on the side.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. You can't just.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I can't just make my own bowl of queso at that point.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, you can. You can kind of make it up on your plate after I go in and take that huge burnt top off all to myself.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Yeah. Rod wants burnt top. He wants to know jalapenos.

[Rod Ryan]

I will take this whole topper right here.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I'm giving him my burnt top.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. No, you can't go adding. You can't go adding that. I don't think you add stuff to queso.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Well, they don't bring. They bring it with it.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Perfect.

[Rod Ryan]

Just the way it is to add to it. But they put it on the side for a reason.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yes. They don't get soggy.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Soggy hollow pinos.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I think you got to do. I think you got to go lone wolf on that. You got to go on your own on that one. What are you giving away on mow. The show over there?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

I wish it was queso, but it is a pair of tickets to see Buck Cherry and Blackstone cherry September 1st to the house of Blues.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You can buy your tickets Ticketmaster.com or you can win them if you mow the show.

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The Rod ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. We got one last bit of business with you. Let's give you some tick. Buck Cherry and Blackstone Cherry out on tour together. Beautiful. Why did it take this long? They're playing the House of Blues on September 1st. Ticketmaster.com has your tickets or Mo has a pair of tickets for you. What's your question gonna be?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Rod, I kind of want you to answer this question, but don't.

[Rod Ryan]

I won't.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

When we're considering Mickey Mouse's friend Goofy, what animal does he identify as? What animal does Goofy identify as?

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Okay.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

713-212-5945.

[Rod Ryan]

I had my reasons.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

There was a long list of reasons, but there's only one correct answer.

[Rod Ryan]

713-212-5945. If you mow the show.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio.

[Rod Ryan]

Getting 94.5 the bus station from iHeartRadio. Houston rock and alternative Rod Ryan show. 94. 5 the Buzz. Metallica. Enter Sandman. Nice. It's a great way to cap off Tam.

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Tuesday

[Rod Ryan]

showers expected. Mo, Is it raining?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

It's raining.

[Rod Ryan]

There's some window that I don't know about over there. Good morning, everybody. Thank you for rolling with us today. We got these tickets and we got to get out of here. Jeremy's back from camping. You talked to him about his camping trip at all? Do you guys share camping stories?

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I don't. Not a camping guy. I've gone camping. It does not make me a camper.

[Rod Ryan]

If there's one guy could talk camping with Jeremy, it would be you.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Jeremy did like real camping. I don't do that.

[Rod Ryan]

Like by a river, By a lake.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

He. I backpacked.

[Rod Ryan]

He had a beard like a babbling brook.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

Yeah, I don't do that.

[Rod Ryan]

Washing your panties in the water. The cabin.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

I can't be.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. It's now time for know the show on 945 the Buzz. Here we go. Good morning. Rod Ryan show.

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Hi.

[Rod Ryan]

What's your name?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

It's Jason.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi, Jason. How are you today?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I'm all right. How you doing today, brother?

[Rod Ryan]

Rod, I was thinking that if. If it was called know the show hosted by Rod, I would have said, jason, what am I asking for you to hold in a selfie tomorrow in a picture. What am I asking for? Do you know? Do you know the answer?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yes, sir. That would be any kind of hammer we'll take.

[Rod Ryan]

See, Jason, I would hand you tickets. I would say thank you. But that's not the question, though.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

No, this is mo the show.

[Rod Ryan]

But I'm glad you know that. It is mo the show. What's your question, Jason?

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

You know the answer to this one. When considering Mickey Mouse's friend, Goofy. Jason, what animal does Goofy identify us?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Rod Ryan says it's a cow, but it's a dog.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Jason gets it.

[Rod Ryan]

If he's a dog, why was he dating a cow?

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

That is kind of debatable.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a little weird.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Mind your business.

[Rod Ryan]

What if they had little dog cows, cow dogs together.

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I would want one.

[Rod Ryan]

Goofy had a girlfriend and it was a cow.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

It was an interracial relationship, dude. It's fine.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Jason. Thanks for getting us. I have Buck Cherry Blackstone Cherry tickets for you. You'll be at the House ofBlues on September 1st, my friend.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Awesome.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Jason, I can't wait to see you tomorrow with your. The picture of you and your hammer. Okay.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna make sure I got my wife's little hammer that she had.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Little pink one.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you, Jason. Have a great day.

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[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

Y' all have a good one.

[Rod Ryan]

Appreciate you listening. That was early this morning. Was it fun facts or was that

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

crushed out of bed?

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, cuz Pluto's a dog.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

Pluto is Mickey's dog.

[Rod Ryan]

And those dog. You're telling me that they're. They're both dogs. They don't look like the same species.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

One acts like a human.

[Alex (Sports and Music Commentary)]

They're not like breeds of dog.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes, I.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

No, no, no.

[Rod Ryan]

That's what I'm saying. They don't look at the same. They don't look like dogs. All right. Somebody had a question about Texas Hammer Day. Rob, my kids don't have Facebook. Could they take selfies and I upload them under my account? Or is it one picture per account? No, you can take as many pictures as you want with as many people as you want holding a hammer. We're going to have a picture up on our Facebook page tomorrow and then you are going to like a comment, you're going to add your picture. So if you want to get the kids involved and all of that, you add those pictures. So I guess it would be under your account.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

That's right. Your kids don't need Facebook.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So you can upload those pictures one at a time please do. And them holding a hammer. That would help us out a lot. 10 bucks a picture. Tomorrow we're getting. I gotta get 500 pictures. Pictures. Let's say some thank yous before that. We get into all of that. James is the undisputed right. He got rid of old Greg this morning. James is you're fresh out of bed.

[John (Caller / Contestant)]

Head to head.

[Rod Ryan]

Three day champion. Says here Rod Goofy is a dog. Okay. There was no question about Pluto. For me it's just goofy. I wasn't sure Caleb won the baby metal hailstorm tickets Kevin 7 dust the year of a Dead Man Anthony said it was his lifelong dream to play the Chris Isaac game one day.

[Mo (Houston's Headlines)]

He did.

[Rod Ryan]

And show us his his vocal talents. I did not choose Anthony as the winner.

[James (Fresh out of bed champion)]

I did.

[Rod Ryan]

You both did. That's what made him win. And he won the tickets today. Okay. The hammer use today to take the picture and then we're going to have you upload them tomorrow. Show the Texas Hammer. Not only do we appreciate him coming to us with $5,000, but let's get all 5,000 of that. We got to get 500 of you taking a hammer picture. Take the picture today. Have it ready to go tomorrow morning. Jeremy's up next if you want a bit of that. 250000 that we're giving away. $2500 is up for grabs with a new keyword. At 11, 2 and 5 today he's got the non stop nooner and pick your tickets with him in the 1 o' clock hour.

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[Rod Ryan]

We gotta go. We gotta go guys. 20 hour break. We'll try to do better tomorrow. AMF. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show page.

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