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Rod Ryan
Oh, we're here. Here.
Alex
We're here.
Rod Ryan
We're ready. Come on, come on, come on. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. Okay, let's do this. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey Rod Ryan show. Checking in tat Tuesday. What are we doing today? One time world champion, six time hall of famer, Adam the Cop. Is there a other? John did some counting. 28 days. He's pulling a Kenny the Cash man on us. Getting in here early out of the cop. Going for win number two in the fresh out of bed head to head challenge at 6, 23, 11 Dirty Heads tickets in homeroom on your fun fact flashback buzzerween tickets. That's three days Grace and I prevail. October 25th. We'll have tickets for you at 7:20. Hit the post. You guys want to play DJ on the show today? We'll play Hit the breaking Benjamin chevelle tickets at 8:20. Fly Lee tickets sprinkled in there. A 100 gift card to my friends over at Republic Grill. We'll sprinkle that in there. Got some key words for you today. Could win some cash. Got a 40% chance of rain. Mostly cloudy today. Highs of around 92. There's mo right there. Good morning. What you got in Houston's headlines?
Mo
Oh, you know some screw worms.
Rod Ryan
I giggle every time it's set on the news.
Mo
Governor Greg Abbott ups the efforts yesterday prevent the spread of this new world screw worm. This comes as now four cases have been detected and sadly, one of them is in a dog. Remember it was just cows.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Now these cases have triggered a Canadian import ban. They don't want any of our Texas cows. And the USDA then established quarantine zones, launching aerial releases of millions of sterile flies. That's how we're gonna fix it. Officials emphasize that the US food supply remains completely safe. But if you do own anim, inspect your livestock and your pets for wounds. NASA big day. They're going to be unveiling the Artemis 3 crew for the next moon mission at Johnson Space center here in Houston. That's where the announcement takes place. Early this afternoon, 10:30, 11:30, during the Artemis 3 mission, they're going to send four astronauts from Kennedy Space center aboard the Orion spacecraft. They're going to be testing and docking or testing the docking capabilities between Orion and the human landing systems needed to deliver astronauts to the moon. That's going to be happening late next year, but announcement today. You can now buy 7 acres in hell for $625,000 real estate in hell. Wouldn't it be nice to be like, here you go, go to hell. Like and actually go, here's the keys.
Rod Ryan
Keys are under the map.
Mo
Technically, it's hell. Michigan, which is a small unincorporated area. There's an ice cream shop. I see a chapel. But it's a new real estate listing that's making headlines. More than seven acres for $625,000. Yes, you have to live in Michigan, Burr. Yeah, so not hot, right? Michigan has seasons. Maybe run into Kid Rock maybe 60 miles west of Detroit. So I think it's definitely possible. 7 acres.
Rod Ryan
Invite Eminem to come over swimming.
Mo
Madonna made a short film with celebrities and lasers coming out of people's crotches.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.
Mo
I that headline, run as fast as you could.
Rod Ryan
I didn't have time.
Mo
It is 10 minutes you will never get back.
Rod Ryan
I want to see crotch lasers.
Mo
A hype video for her upcoming album. Medley of her first six songs off this new album. Pretty raunchy celebrities like Sabrina Carpenter and as you sickos are running to the music blog page. No, she's walking through a forest. Madonna is bunch of women, various positions, green laser beams emanating from their nether regions.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, so you have that.
Mo
Look forward to today.
Rod Ryan
Happy Tuesday, Madge. Still staying hip.
Mo
Is that what that is? In other music news, Sammy Hagar had to move several dates of his UK shows to smaller venues due to low ticket sales. And he's actually being really cool about it. He decided to do a bunch of shows in the UK after performing Ozzy's Back to the Beginning show. Instead of making up excuses about why he had to move these venues, he's like, yeah, let's do it. We're moving to smaller venues. It's going to look cool. The ambiance is going to be better. I thought I could do it. I guess I couldn't. Guilty as charged.
Rod Ryan
I'd rather play a packed smaller venue than an open seats, large place, empty nest.
Mo
I think it makes sense. Those are Houston's headlines.
Rod Ryan
Hi Alex.
Alex
Hello.
Rod Ryan
Astros with a win.
Alex
Yeah, they got by the Angels 5 to 4 last night in extra innings. They're going to play the Angels again tonight. First pitch will be at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station sports talk 790. In basketball, the spurs got by the Knicks 115 to 111. Game three of the NBA finals. The Knicks do still lead the series two games to one. They're going to play game two or game four. Excuse me. Tomorrow night in New York.
Rod Ryan
So Ben Stiller to put his broom away.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
And that whole row of celebrities, you
Alex
see, Eli was sitting next to Derek Jeter. It was the two goats.
Mo
Shut up.
Rod Ryan
The, the, the celebrity row was unbelievable in New York. Yeah.
Alex
I mean, most of those people, like Fat Joe always goes to the game.
Rod Ryan
Spike Lee always goes.
Alex
To be fair, most of the people there were all like, had already been on the a lot.
Mo
But Eli made the wood a few times.
Alex
Oh, yeah, like Eli. Derek Jeter, like crazy icons.
Rod Ryan
Larry David, does he go to games normally?
Alex
All the time. Okay, Larry David's a regular, but yeah. And you could just spot him from a mile away because of his bald little head.
Rod Ryan
Yes.
Alex
Tonight the Golden Knights and Hurricanes are going to play game four of the Stanley Cup Final. Vegas is up 2:1 in that series that'll start at seven. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports.
Rod Ryan
Okay, pretty good hockey games so far in this, in this series.
Alex
Been decided by one goal.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, a little overtime action. Here we go, guys. Four hours of pain starts right now. First phone call could be yours. You want it? Come get it. 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio. By the way, it's this one. 945 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. And just like that, we are underway. Four hours of pain. The most interactive show on the radio, Rod Ryan show happens to be tattoosday. That's our Instagram feature. I feel like we got a pretty good looking at girls blog page for you today. But there's a food blog page coming. There's a crazy criminal blog page. Three things you must see today. These are all things that are going to be on the world famous Rod Ryan show page@thebuzz.com so lots of things to look at today and a lot of things that Mo will be talking about that I will be discussing. It'll all be backed up on our website now. Facebook. Hi, good morning. How are you? I'm looking right at you right now. Oh, you're on our YouTube channel. Hi, everybody. Thanks for checking us out and seeing if we look as silly as we sound. We do. 40% chance of rain, mostly cloudy. Highs of around 92 today. Adam the Cop going for win number two. Played 28 days ago. Who's counting? People? That's one of those things. Like, oh, who's counting? There's people that count those things. I know the one guy that counts those things. 28 days, but I think it Was like the month. I think he's in the clear. What are you gonna do?
Mo
He's a cop, okay?
Rod Ryan
You don't want him.
Mo
Stop it.
Rod Ryan
You don't want him to put the word out to his buddies. He'll be looking for you out there. So he's gonna go for win number two today. Fresh out of bed, head to head, hit the post is always fun. We're gonna play that game at around 8:20 this morning for the breaking Benjamin Chevelle ticket. So you're gonna have to earn those. Another key word coming your way that you're gonna have to enter@thebuzz.com we're gonna get you that. We. We seem to be hitting that at around 802 each morning. This is for your shot to get a slice of the 250000 that our company is giving away. We're giving it away in 2500 dollar increments several times throughout the day. But we launch it at 8 and today's the last day to get in on the iHeartRadio music festival before those tickets go on sale. So we'll have another keyword for you at 9 o'. Clock. Look at these phone lines ringing.
Mo
It's now time for the first phone call of the day.
Rod Ryan
Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Good morning. How are you? So great. How are you today? I am good.
Mo
So Mo was talking about Hell Michigan and I actually lived in Michigan from 2015 to 2021 and visited Hell Michigan.
Rod Ryan
So there's a listing that you're talking about. How many acres is it?
Mo
Mil, I think it was 7.
Rod Ryan
7 acres in hell available and it seems reasonably priced.
Mo
$625,000. Well, tell us what is Hell Michigan like? It is actually very small. Couple of little stores and of course they have shirts that say I've been to hell.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
And you blink, you miss it. But actually this isn't the first time. Probably within the past eight years it's been for sale before.
Rod Ryan
So is Hell Michigan this entire 6,000 square feet or whatever you're.
Mo
Seven acres or seven acres.
Alex
Is it? Is that it is?
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
So all of Hell Michigan is being sold?
Mo
It is. And it's been sold recently before. Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I don't know why people can't keep
Mo
a hold of it.
Rod Ryan
So I thought it was just owning a piece of hell.
Mo
Same.
Rod Ryan
That's the whole thing. Is Hell Michigan. It is, yeah.
Mo
You're not missing much, I promise.
Rod Ryan
No, I believe you. Is it anywhere near? I mean none of us know any geography. Is it anywhere near? Detroit,
Mo
it's about 45 minutes.
Rod Ryan
Okay, that's close.
Mo
Kind of in between Ann Arbor and Lansing, so you can kind of get a gist of it there. Kind of in between the two big schools.
Rod Ryan
Okay. But I could buy hell, live in Detroit and just drive in and check in on things. Just, you know, drive in, in and out maybe once. You definitely could. Okay. I like the sound.
Alex
Did you get.
Rod Ryan
Did you. You didn't get a T shirt, did you, when you were there?
Mo
I.
Rod Ryan
Of course I did. You already leave the house? I would love to see you in your hell T shirt.
Mo
Did you already have already left the house? I will snap a picture and send it to you. It's black and pink. Of course.
Rod Ryan
I love it. All right, Autumn, thank you for your knowledge today. You're awesome.
Mo
You're welcome. Take care.
Rod Ryan
Have a great day. We have a link up if you want to buy hell
Mo
before Rod does.
Rod Ryan
I think it's pretty reasonably priced. Buying a whole town. I didn't know that for $600,000
Mo
it has an ice cream shop.
Rod Ryan
You know what you get for $600,000 here in the Heights? Okay.
Mo
Nothing.
Rod Ryan
Nothing. All right, let me take a short break. When we come back at a rec check for you now, it's going to tell us what's trending. We're going to get set up for our fresh out of bed, head to head guys. Just getting started here. The Buzz rock and alternative for Houston,
Mo
the Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am Here we go.
Rod Ryan
94.5 the Buzz Rod Ryan show. On this tattoos day, mostly cloudy, 40% chance of rain, high of around 80. 92. 92 today. Alex, what's trending?
Alex
The NBA Finals are trending. Spurs beat the Knicks 115 to 111 last night in game three. All the celebrities were out.
Rod Ryan
Donald Trump there and of course, like he's being like, did anybody see him on the court playing? No. He's being blamed for the loss.
Alex
Well, he's also being blamed because did you see the people that had tickets had to go like four miles away to get scanned so they could get in because they had all those barriers and barricades and stuff. A lot of extra. Made it very difficult to get in there.
Rod Ryan
A lot of extra security. But that's still lost.
Alex
People are going to blame him.
Rod Ryan
Don't think that has affected the outcome of the game. But okay.
Alex
Scooby Doo is trending.
Rod Ryan
Oh yeah.
Alex
A live action Scooby Doo series is coming to Netflix. It's scheduled to premiere next year.
Rod Ryan
So if you're a cute puppy.
Alex
Scooby Doo fan. Get ready. Really cute. Yeah, it did look pretty cute. And then World cup is trending. People are making their final preparations for the World cup that'll start later this week. The Europeans, dude, they cannot handle the heat. Like, the English and Scottish teams are in Florida and they're just bitching that it's too high. It's like, right? Well, like, that's why you lost the war back in the day, dude, because you weren't ready to handle the atmosphere. All right? But the World cup is trending and that's what's trending on 94 by the bus.
Rod Ryan
Good morning, everybody. This is Adam the Cop and I'm your fresh out of bed, head to head, one day champion, fresh out of his 30 days out of the ride. Ryan Jail 30, starring James. But no host dragons around here for me because Adam the Cop going for the hall of fame for the seventh time this year. This run is going to be it. So join me on Tuesday as I make it win number two. Can't find other John's email. We got a guy that keeps track of that sort of thing. I'm not sure it was 30 days. I love Adam. Love Adam the Cop. Did he get in early? You're lucky. I can't find John's email. All right, if you want to take on Adam, call now. He's pretty good. He's won the whole thing before. He's a one time world champion. 713-212-5945 to play offspring. 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show Offspring. The kids aren't. All right, quickly, I know we had mentioned on the air there isn't really a clear cut summer jam this year.
Mo
Yeah, there isn't.
Rod Ryan
Like this new song that came out that everybody's super excited about. And like I've been getting asked, Rob, what's the Summer Jam this year? The Summer Jam may be a song that we're not playing on this radio station. It's an acquired taste. I'm coming around to it. I went to go, I went to go see them in Dallas a couple of weeks ago or maybe a couple months ago. Electric Call Boy.
Mo
Okay. You described it to me as
Rod Ryan
weird.
Mo
A boy band.
Rod Ryan
A boy band that like does some scream core in the middle of their songs. They got a song, let the Good Times Roll. And then Dexter from the Offspring is in the video. He just kind of rolls out and starts singing on it.
Mo
I was listening to it yesterday in
Rod Ryan
the car Yeah, I sent it to you guys. Electric Call Boy and the Offspring collab.
Mo
Maybe we're gonna ponder on it.
Rod Ryan
I sent it to the wizard too.
Mo
No comment from him.
Rod Ryan
Nothing. Radio silence. It's like, why is the morning guy telling me what to do at my radio station?
Mo
We're looking for a summer jam.
Rod Ryan
We're desperate for a summer jam around these parts. All right, we got a game to play. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. Adam. Good morning, brother Ron. You hear me giving you a little crap on the air? Yeah. I mean, if brother John said it,
Alex
then I mean, he must be right.
Rod Ryan
I just remember putting June 8th in my head and I stuck with June 8th. Adam lost on May 11th. Says May 11th. He lost 28 days ago. It's four weeks, but it's kind of one of those. Kenny. 30 days, Johnny. Well, I mean, I lost that day. So clearly my, you know, hitting on all cylinders that day. All right, you're going for win number two today. I am. Here you got Was carpet wet Todd. How do you know that? He sent a winky face.
Mo
Stop it.
Rod Ryan
On the phone is seven time hall of famer. Why is the carpet wet, Todd?
Mo
Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
Rod Ryan
Todd. Good morning. Good morning, family. No, no, wait.
Mo
He sent a winky face. That's hysterical.
Rod Ryan
Oh, what are all of you little fresh out of bed guys on some sort of text? That's some of them. I got a couple. Well, you called it. Why is the carpet wet Todd? Resume. Seven time hall of famer. Correct. Correct. One time. Two time world champion. Two times. Last year's rainy Two time world champion. We got a game.
Mo
No, Chase.
Rod Ryan
Mo. I don't want him. This question's been a rock to now. What are they playing for? Who cares?
Mo
We have a brand new Rod Reinjer T shirt.
Rod Ryan
Okay. Good luck, Todd. Good knock out. Oh, my goodness. Just because I know I got a captive audience.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
The Rod Ryan Show Cares online store opens tomorrow. Huge announcement coming. Rod Ryan Show Cares online store opens tomorrow. There's going to be a very special match day. Something we have never, ever, ever done before is going to happen on the show tomorrow.
Mo
Breaking news.
Rod Ryan
There you go. All right, Todd and Adam. Okay, I just got these questions handed to me, so I'm reading them cold.
Mo
You got this.
Rod Ryan
Oh, boy. Here we go. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Question number one. What color is spinach, Adam?
Alex
Green.
Rod Ryan
Correct answer. Thank you, Mo. Let's keep the good times rolling.
Mo
Please, you and me.
Rod Ryan
But none of those weirdo questions.
Mo
There's a couple weirdo ones.
Rod Ryan
Question number two. Todd and Adam. What mythical animal looks like a horse? Adam, Adam, Adam. Finotaur. No,
Mo
that's really where you went.
Rod Ryan
What mythical animal looks like a horse? So far, so good, Adam. Yeah, and has a horn. Todd. Oh, I'll say. A unicorn.
Mo
Why not?
Rod Ryan
Unicorn?
Mo
Is the scimitar, the one that's happening half human?
Rod Ryan
Yeah, yeah, it's half horse, half human.
Alex
That's the first one popped in my
Rod Ryan
head for some reason.
Alex
Pegasus. Yeah.
Mo
You never know.
Rod Ryan
River.
Alex
The Calgary Flames. Dragon. Horse.
Rod Ryan
Well, most not always that easy.
Mo
Thank you.
Rod Ryan
All right, here we go. For the win. Todd and Adam. Quite a game. William Tell famously shot what? Todd. Todd shot an apple off his son's head. Correct answer.
Mo
Interesting. Neither did I. I had to Google that this morning.
Rod Ryan
Wow.
Mo
I'd never heard of that.
Rod Ryan
William Tell famously shot what off his son's head? An apple. Why is the carpet wet? Todd Got that one right. Great job, Todd. Get in at this time. Thank you, Adam.
Alex
I can't believe I didn't go unicorn.
Rod Ryan
Okay. Hey, somebody write it down. It's June 9th, 30 days. All right, Adam, you know we love you around here.
Alex
All right, y' all take care.
Rod Ryan
All right. Later, bro. Todd, you want to play tomorrow? I do. All right, we'll. We'll line that up Weekday radio with
Alex
a weekend state of mind.
Rod Ryan
The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Sublime. Before that, clash of the titans. A couple of behemoths going at each other. The fresh out of bed Head to Head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. This is. Why is the carpet wet? Todd, quick resume. Seven time hall of famer and two time world champion. Now you're fresh out of bed. Head to head One day champion. Join me on Wednesday when I make it win number two.
Alex
There you have it.
Rod Ryan
All right. It's a pretty good resume, too. Fun fact flashback is coming up. Most got some great tickets for, oh, another one of these woodland shows. But I brought in some new stuff for you today. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, here's a new fun fact. Where's big baldy? Oh, he's traveling.
Mo
He was at the basketball game last night.
Rod Ryan
Was it courtside? Right next to Larry David. I thought I saw. Hell. He was right there. Oh, he was behind Jay Z. You couldn't see Jay Z's hair was hair. All right, here's some new fun facts for you today. John Williams is the guy that did the soundtrack to every movie of our lives. All the big things, I mean from Indiana Jones to Jaws. Okay, Superman, he's done it all. When John Williams first played the two note Jaws theme for Steven Spielberg, Spielberg laughed, thought, this is a joke, right? And he was expecting something a little bit more melodic. Now if I. If I gotta do it for you.
Mo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rod Ryan
John Williams played that form Spielberg. Because you're kidding. That's what you're doing for my movie, John. So again, Spielberg thought it was a joke. Joke. John replied, the sophisticated approach you would like me to take isn't the approach you took with the film I just experienced. John Williams gets to see the movies before us.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
And then puts the music to him. The famous philosopher Voltaire. What's your favorite philosophies from Voltaire, Alex? There's so many to choose from.
Alex
I was more of a Socrates guy.
Rod Ryan
Okay, well, Voltaire made all his money in 1729. He was 35 years old. He realized that the jackpot for the then French lottery was more than the cost of buying every single ticket. Voltaire, pretty smart guy. He bought every ticket and won the jackpot about 500000 francs, which is the equivalent of like tens of millions of dollars today. That is fun. Lots of weird things going on there. Number one, I didn't know Voltaire was real
Alex
books and we made it up.
Rod Ryan
There was a French lottery in the 1700s and it was worth that much money. It's crazy. I should be done with the fun facts. All right, well, I'll leave you with something. I'll leave you with a banger. The core of the earth is hotter than the surface of the sun. That's neat. Yeah, it's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Tell me about these tickets.
Mo
MO 311 Dirty Heads August 23rd. Sound interested?
Rod Ryan
Really?
Mo
Woodlands tickets are on sale Ticketmaster.com but. But if you know this flashback, you can have a pair.
Rod Ryan
Get your fun back. Flash hat. Okay, we talked about Singapore Airlines yesterday. They have a special compartment in some of its planes to hold what? 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock out with
Alex
your stockout with Captain Cash.
Rod Ryan
Bro. Sorry about that basketball game yesterday. You probably couldn't see much behind Jay Z Fro. He had that Thing hoofed out. Oh, this phone sounds real crispy. All right, well, let's see if we can get through this. Hal, good morning to you. He's traveling. How'd we do on Wall street yesterday?
Mo
Wall street?
Rod Ryan
The Dow down 86. I'm sorry, Hal. We're gonna have to bail out of this. The phone's not working wherever he's calling from. All right, so what Hal was gonna say is buy low.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
And sell high.
Mo
Oh, is that it?
Alex
Yeah.
Mo
Thank you. That is Hal already.
Rod Ryan
And either turn this baby around or just pedal to the metal. Keep doing what you're doing. Doing a great job, everyone.
Mo
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Rod Ryan
rock, Houston's Alternative all day and the Rod ryan Morning Show.
Mo
94. 5 the Buzz.
Rod Ryan
Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back. Rob Ryan show. Get your fun back flashback. All right. Good morning. Good morning. Hi. Who's this? That's Ross. Ross, welcome in. Dude. Singapore Airlines has a special compartment in some of its planes to hold this. What is this? A dead body? Yeah, in case somebody dies on the flight, they got room to put a corpse in there. A fresh one.
Mo
Why is it extra fresh? When Ross said it, he's like, dead body.
Rod Ryan
Dead body. Good job, Ross. What are you giving away?
Mo
Three eleven dirty heads. And you, Ross. August 23rd in the woodlands. Congratulations, my friend.
Rod Ryan
Awesome. Thank you. Thank you. All right, Ross, thanks for being up early with us. Appreciate you in homeroom, dude. Thank you. Y', all, too. All right, Ross, hang on for me. We got three days grace I prevail tickets coming your way at 7:20. We're gonna play hit the post at 8:20. And right now at 6:51, I got Lincoln park somewhere I belong. 94. Five the buzz. 94. Five the buzz. Rod Ryan show. Tattoos day buzz o ween tickets. Three days grace I prevail. October 25th. Woodlands will have tickets for you at around 7:20. I do want to talk about the Rob Ryan Show Cares Foundation. I want to talk about the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. The grand opening is tomorrow. I'm gonna Tell you something special that we're doing that we've never done before. Oh, boy. Once I say it, we gotta do it. 40% chance, because I haven't said it yet. I can still turn away. I can still.
Mo
It's not too late, Rod.
Rod Ryan
It's not too late. Right? I don't have to go through with this. But I'm going to. I think. I think I'm gonna go through with it. 40 chance of rain, mostly cloudy. Highs of around 92 today. There's mo right there talking about that old screw worm.
Mo
It's time Governor Greg Abbott upped the efforts to prevent the spread of the New World screw worm. We now have four reported cases that have been detected, including one. A new one in a dog in New Mexico. I know. So the cases have triggered a Canadian import band. They don't want any of our Texas livestock. So now the USDA has established more quarantine zones and launched aerial releases of millions of sterile flies, which will combat the bad ones.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
Okay. The food supply in the US completely safe. But they are urging animal owners to be on the lookout.
Rod Ryan
So we're releasing other screw worms.
Mo
Sterile flies. So I think they would. What, mate?
Rod Ryan
I don't know.
Mo
I don't know. Last time this was an issue. Screw worms. That's. This is what they did. Did to eradicate them.
Rod Ryan
I want to use so many movie references around you, and I know that
Mo
I can't crap because I just go right over.
Rod Ryan
But I'm just thinking of, like, the two. Like, think of the movie Braveheart. And you got this side over here. And they're just, like, going at each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And all the flies.
Mo
Do the good guys win?
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Okay, then. Yes. That's it.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Brave part. Some. We just got, what, like, two days until the World Cup? I go buy a billboard every day. And the number two. Two was on it this morning.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Not finally here, not here, but the first matches.
Alex
Mexico plays Thursday.
Mo
Thursday, okay.
Rod Ryan
In Mexico City.
Mo
Lots of headlines surrounding soccer, but I thought you should know that poop water from the matches is being screened specifically from the World cup matches.
Rod Ryan
What are you talking about?
Mo
They're tracking infectious diseases. We've heard about this in Houston. Right? People, they do that.
Alex
They used to do it for, like, Covid.
Mo
Yes.
Alex
They do it wastewater.
Mo
They don't talk about it all the time, but they do it all the time. And specifically for the World cup, they've set up a command post in Georgetown. Georgetown University. And they're going to be monitoring the sewage and you can live. Real time data. Watch it.
Rod Ryan
That's how they, that's how they determine how we're doing. They, they, they check our poop water.
Alex
What?
Mo
Yes.
Alex
They tell you you're sick and they
Mo
can tell like what strain of the flu is going to be bad. More than six and a half million people are expected to travel from 100 countries to watch the 104 matches in the U.S. mexico and Canada. So what's the best way to track all of them?
Rod Ryan
If that's not the highest paying job in the US it should be. You should be sitting courtside at the Knicks game. You should be making that kind of money.
Mo
Real time poop data.
Rod Ryan
Oh, God.
Mo
And while we're on the science kick, science says laughter really is the best medicine. This is a new study. It specifically looked at laughter and the major role it plays in children, helping them learn, connect and grow. We are all parents. We know all this crazy stuff that they tell us about making our kids not suck. We can all afford to make them laugh, right?
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Yeah. Joyful play increases oxytocin, which helps strengthen the body bond between parents and their kids.
Rod Ryan
Why are you looking at me for help on that? I'm like trying to say oxycontin so bad I cannot help on any.
Mo
What, like oxy toast. More laughter and more play is good for the soul. Okay, laugh about it. Idris Elba is trending because he announced he will not be James Bond.
Rod Ryan
I don't even think that was an official rumor.
Alex
It was always the rumor. Like they wanted him, guys, because he's, he's hot. He could be James Bond.
Rod Ryan
He's a good looking guy. He's British.
Alex
He was kind of a dick to John Krasinski in the office.
Rod Ryan
He's pretty buff.
Mo
He said he, he felt wire. It was a compliment that he was
Rod Ryan
the rumor, but I don't think they ever called him.
Mo
No. He also said, quote, I don't think it's realistic for a black person to play 007. He said that?
Rod Ryan
I guess he's allowed to say that.
Alex
I'd also like to come out and say that I will also not be playing James Bond. I don't think it's right for an American to play James.
Mo
Thank you for saying.
Rod Ryan
Okay, there you go. It's okay.
Alex
I wasn't really talked about, but, like, I'm just gonna take my rumor.
Mo
I just also said he does not want Bond to be, quote, woke, unquote. He's like, just make it fun. I appreciate him saying, just keep Bond
Rod Ryan
the way it is. We don't gotta change everything.
Mo
Don't mess it up. Okay?
Rod Ryan
It's not a real person.
Mo
Can you help me with Rush? Sunday they kicked off their new tour with their revamped lineup. The new drummer feels like a lot of pressure.
Rod Ryan
The most pressure ever.
Mo
Anika. So is her name.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Neil Peart.
Mo
Rest in peace.
Rod Ryan
The drummer of Rush passed away. I never thought the band would ever get back together. They wanted to continue on and play. Everybody seemed to be cool with it. The biggest question in music. Who is going to be behind the drum kit? And they went with this chick.
Mo
How did you feel when they announced her?
Rod Ryan
I thought it was the right thing to do. Any dude would have been absolutely crucified not to say that. She wouldn't be.
Mo
I was gonna say they're kind of going in pretty hard on her. But they're happy.
Rod Ryan
There's a camera set up. Okay. And it was just on her. And they've released the footage. She nails everything.
Mo
Literally the entire concert. No edits, all on her.
Rod Ryan
It's like a. She had like a perfect show. You can be the harshest critic ever and you have to say it's like she pitched a perfect game. She's playing all the Neil Peart licks. And Mike Portnoy, who is this phenomenal drummer. Dream Theater and a bunch of other bands. I don't even think Portnoy wanted the gig. Because he didn't. It's like, I don't want that gig big. But he could have done it. He said she was perfect. Yeah. So you can go. You can see the. The camera on her. And it's just. It's super nerdy. But people are analyzing everything she did, and she nailed it.
Mo
Get it, girl.
Rod Ryan
What?
Alex
What about the bass?
Rod Ryan
Well, bass.
Alex
Was it slapping?
Rod Ryan
Slap at the bass, Mom. Slapping the bass.
Mo
He's the og, Right? I know. That's from the movie. Look at me when you say that.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Freaking out. Getty was slapping. Slapping the bass.
Mo
Four Rush shows coming up at the end of this month in Fort Worth. Go see for yourself. Those are Houston's headlines.
Rod Ryan
Take it, Alex.
Alex
Every Rush show, you need to know how the drums were. I want a drum grade. And then was the bass slapped? Okay, good.
Rod Ryan
Now I know Getty was slapping.
Alex
Astros got by The Angel Angels 5 to 4 last night in extras. They're gonna play the Angels again tonight. First pitch for that game will be at 8:38. And you can listen to it on our sister station sports talk 790. The spurs got by the Knicks 115 to 111 in game three of the NBA finals last night. Knicks are still up 2:1 in that series. They're gonna play game four tomorrow night in New York. And tonight in hockey, the Golden Knights and Hurricanes are gonna play game for the Stanley cup final. Vegas is up 2:1 in that series. That'll start at 7 o'. Clock. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports.
Rod Ryan
All right, here we go. That's one hour down, guys. Just like that. Sit tight. We got some fun thumb, some fun things planned for you coming up. Stay with us.
Alex
Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.
Mo
6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz.
Alex
94.
Rod Ryan
5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Red Hot Chili Peppers give it away. Welcome to the 77 spot. If you're just joining us, it's about time. If you're carrying over from homeroom, appreciate that. Had a pretty wild fresh out of bed, head to head. A couple of world former world champions going at each other. And Todd wasn't even supposed to play today. If this guy's email is correct. I got Rick emailed in. He said, rod, I've been trying to get in for this game game for years. Let's talk about the fresh out of it head to head. Yeah, Chili answers. I'm caller number 10. I'm so excited. I finally get to play the game I've been waiting to play forever. Instead of turning off my Bluetooth, I hung up my phone. Now things are moving way too fast. There's no way we're calling somebody back or doing any. There's just not. It just. It can't be done. So then Chili takes the next, next call. Who's just sitting there. The reigning champion. Why is the carpet wet? Todd. He ends up playing Adam. It was supposed to be Rick. Rick was lined up to play the game. Okay, let me just. I want to sound good on the air. It's. I'm finally getting to play. Let me turn off my Bluetooth. Click. Oh, my God. I'm an idiot. I just hung up the phone.
Mo
That's insane.
Rod Ryan
I'm not laughing at you. I am. Rick. Terrible. Terrible.
Mo
We hate it.
Rod Ryan
Geez. All right. Okay, guys, busy hour. I did wanted to make. I wanted to make an announcement today on the show. I haven't even shared this with the crew here, but tomorrow's gonna be a big day here on the Rob Ryan show. Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack. On the backpack.
Alex
Loaded up with things and knickknacks too. Anything that you might need, I got inside for you.
Rod Ryan
Backpack, backpack, backpack, backpack.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Once again, we're working with Houston children's charity. You know this because last week we started with our friends over at Willie's Grill and Ice House and they already started us off with a beautiful five thousand dollar check to go out and buy backpacks. Right? Backpacks for kids here in the Houston area that need them. Okay, you guys all know this. This. We've been doing this for years now. So the store is opening tomorrow and nobody has seen anything yet. It is going to be an absolute huge grand opening of the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. Why do we sell T shirts? Why do we take donations online so that we can buy more backpacks tomorrow? You know, I always put together all these different things and like I said, Willys came in strong. And then I'm waiting, and I'm waiting. I'm trying to get this guy in here, and then this person's gonna be here. We got commitments from Whataburger. I got commitments from all of our. From a lot of our friends. I kept waiting for something big to happen yesterday or for tomorrow, and it just never came through. It just. It just never came through. Okay, so without getting into what happened. We had to do something. I had to do something. Tomorrow, the grand opening of the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. I am personally putting up $10,000 for you guys to match that money in the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store I am sponsoring tomorrow. I am putting up $10,000 if you guys can go into the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store tomorrow. You spend five grand. I'm only out five grand. If you guys spend six, I'm out six. If you guys spend ten, I will put up $10,000 tomorrow of my own money. That's just what's happening. That's just. That's the world we live in. I need it. I needed to do something big. We needed to come in and hit this thing hard. And you know what? I'm ready now. When I made this decision, I didn't know that I was going to the orthodontist yesterday. Okay.
Mo
Do we want to talk about it?
Rod Ryan
I'm about to put some money in that kid's mouth. Okay, we're going. We're going heavy metal. Okay. Right. We're going heavy metal. But I already made the decision.
Mo
Let's do it.
Rod Ryan
So I'm going. I'm going ten grand tomorrow. It's the largest match offering ever.
Mo
Ever.
Rod Ryan
And I'm gonna put you guys to the test.
Mo
Tomorrow I gotta spend some money.
Rod Ryan
So that's what's happening tomorrow.
Mo
Okay. You guys will bring you a drink or something?
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Are you gonna be monitoring it? Do I need a monitoring.
Rod Ryan
Here's, here's what's happening. My heart rate, I'm racing a little bit right now.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Because it's one thing to think it. I haven't shared this with anybody.
Mo
No, this is the first time we've that one person.
Rod Ryan
And then when you open up your big fat mouth on the radio, you've said it now. Now it's a done deal. My ass has got to write that check. So that's what's happening tomorrow. The largest match challenge in the history of the Rod Ryan Show Cares Foundation. It'll be up to you guys to hit up the store. Now it'll be us to get the store open. And I haven't really even seen the final version of that yet.
Mo
Shut up.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, it's going to all happen. It'll be for the kids. It's all for the kids and can't wait. And I'll give you other reminders. It's going to be very fun.
Mo
Biggest day ever.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, we will have our biggest sales day ever, regardless of what happens. So we'll see what you guys. If you guys want to come through tomorrow, if you guys want to come through huge, then we can raise some big time money to get some kids, some backpacks. Rock and alternative for Houston.
Mo
The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Welcome back Rod Ryan show. Got some tickets coming up for you, little Buzz. A ween action like that. Mostly cloudy skies today. About a 40. Chance of rain, highs of around 92. Alex, what's trending?
Alex
The NBA Finals continue to trend. The spurs beat the Knicks last night. All of the celebrities were there and Victor Emanyama is kind of a punk.
Rod Ryan
He threw. What's that?
Alex
Big star, Jalen Brunson.
Rod Ryan
He threw him to the ground and didn't get called on anything.
Alex
Yeah, but they wanted to make it more than four games.
Rod Ryan
Listen, you got to do what you got to do. Everybody was thinking that the Knicks were going to sweep.
Alex
So you can still be a scumbag
Rod Ryan
ref looking the other way. Boom. Let's throw their big start onto the floor.
Alex
Not cool, San Antonio. All right, Ariana Grande is trending. Her and her boyfriend Ethan Slater, who played spongebob on Broadway.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex
They split up after three years together.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so within three years that Wicked movie came out and I thought the big speculation was she was monkeying around with her. With her co host. Co host or her. Her co star in the movie she was also in. I thought they were playing it up like they were. They were playing it up like they were a couple.
Mo
The two ladies.
Alex
They were just like on each other's laps and like crawling on each other. In every interview people were asking them and they weren't denying you as uncomfortable as possible.
Rod Ryan
They, they, they were playing it up big time to. To sell tickets.
Alex
But yeah, I guess love is dead. Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater.
Rod Ryan
She'll be fine.
Alex
It was America's couple. I thought the bear is trending. They released the new trailer for the final season of the show that premieres in just. It premieres 10 days from Monday.
Rod Ryan
I sent you the trailer. Yeah, I didn't get a chance to watch it yet. It's it.
Alex
I bet you it'll be a lot of anxiety.
Rod Ryan
Yep.
Alex
And a bunch of. A bunch of single shots.
Rod Ryan
Do you feel the show has dropped off?
Alex
I think so. I think it's still got good parts and I've been rewatching it.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex
To try and catch up for.
Rod Ryan
I loved it. I loved it so much. And then it started to trail off. But I'll get back into it.
Alex
It's one of those things where it's like when art gets like, very full of itself maybe. Oh, I get it, dude. You're doing this cool thing. All right. But yeah, that's just training at 94
Rod Ryan
by the buzz mo. You got some tickets?
Mo
Ooh, they're Buzz a ween tickets, Rod.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
Three days grace with special gifts. Yes, I prevail in the funeral portrait October 25th in the Woodlands. Ticketmaster.com if you want to buy your tickets, but we got a pair for caller 10. All you got to do is give us a call. 713-212-5945.
Rod Ryan
Good luck. Rod Ryan. The cure for weak coffee and morning scaries. 94. 5 the Buzz 94. 5 the Buzz 21 pilots stressed out Rob Ryan show on this tap Tuesday. That's our Instagram feature. I do think we've got a really, really great looking at girls blog page today. Food blog page. Crazy criminals. Three things you must see. All of this stuff is awaiting you. Just to click on it and check it out. The world famous Rod Ryan show page@thebuzz.com let's go over to the phones here. Good morning.
Mo
Good morning.
Rod Ryan
Well, hello. Know who's this? This is Jen. Jen, your caller 10. Good morning. What are you giving her?
Mo
Buzzerween Jen, it's October 25th. Hope you're available. You're gonna see Three Days Grace with I Prevail and the funeral portrait.
Rod Ryan
Nicely done. That's awesome. You're awesome. You are super dog. You guys are great.
Mo
Long time listener. Over 20 years.
Rod Ryan
Come on now. I appreciate it. Yeah, I appreciate that more than you'll ever know. I mean that. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I wouldn't listen to me for 20 years. I have to. I can't. I can't do anything about it. Thank you, Jennifer. You're so great. Hang on for me, the latest and greatest scam. The FTC is warning us. I have not received one of these, but I will share with you something that I think is still a scam. I, I did not go forward with what I received in the e. In my email. But this new scam is using which we all get. And you're about to get a ton of these, Alex. Digital party invitations. They're using like the Evite and the paperless post. If your kid's having a birthday party, you're going to go through this and then you're going to get this, this. You're going to get it on your phone, you're going to get it in your email and like, you know, little Susie is turning five and we'd like to invite you to our party. And It's Saturday from 1 to 3 and blah, blah, blah. Federal Trade Commission is seeing enough of these phony ones that they're now warning us that that's the latest phishing scam. These online event invitations, it's on the rise. So you get it in your inbox, on your phone and then when you click to see the details, that's where the trouble starts.
Mo
Dang it.
Alex
So it doesn't get you to enter anything. It's just you click the link.
Rod Ryan
Let me tell you what happened to me before I go further on this. I didn't get this one. I had to go pull it up because I did. I got a DocuSign. I used. I used Docusign. Yeah, of course. You know what I mean?
Mo
It's supposed to be the secure way when you're using like your financial company or your insurance.
Rod Ryan
I think I just used use that. I told you I went to the orthodontist yesterday and started coming off some cash from my kid's mouth. And I think we use DocuSign. Blah, blah, blah, click and click, click, click, click, click. If you're like me and you're going through your inbox my personal email. I'm moving quick on that stuff, you know what I mean? I'm just clicking, boom. Keep this one, boom. Get through. Just trying to get through it as quickly as possible. So this one says professional reference request. It's got the DocuSign logo that I've used before.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
You have been identified as a professional reference for a candidate currently under review. Now, if someone that has worked for me before or using me as a reference, I want to help them out
Alex
or, or maybe do a TV job,
Rod Ryan
maybe, or maybe I want to bury them, you know, and tell them how awful they were. I wouldn't do that.
Mo
I have an opinion.
Rod Ryan
I just wouldn't do that. I, I would just not do it rather than I wouldn't bury somebody, but I would go out of my way for someone that has been here before, that has used me, that, you know, use me as a reference. I will do everything I can to get that person a gig. So I click on this thing and then it said, okay, here, download. They're still not identifying the candidate, who it is. They're not telling me who it is. So I clicked on it and then it, then it brought up my, okay, do you want to save this here on your desktop or wherever? And then I went, something doesn't seem right about this.
Mo
Yeah, red flag.
Rod Ryan
You just got, you, you've got to, you got to physically slow yourself down phone. Because you're just clicking, clicking, clicking. You're just moving quickly. It's like this is just another one of these 30 emails I got to get through right now.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
And then something just went, you know what? Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let me go look at the address again. Usually the address is, you know, this one came in from Renee Berry. I don't know who that is. But you look at the, the email, it's like, contact at Stonegate North Villages. I'm like, that still sounds pretty. Pretty. It still might be real. It might be, it might be. But I'm not clicking on that. Tell me who this is for. The same thing goes with what the FTC is warning these fake Evite phishing scams that are huge right now. And it, they, they, they want your login credentials and that basically, hell no. That is the scammer trying to steal or they're going to reset your account information once they get in. Now they're accessing your accounts. You're bang everybody's email. Everybody's doing all their stuff online right now. They can get after your email account and they can Send the same scam to all of your contacts. Then they're like, oh, this dummy clicked on it. Maybe he knows other dummies like him.
Mo
He must hang out with dummies.
Rod Ryan
Now I'm responsible for all my dummy friends clicking on that stuff. So the biggest red flag is being forced to log in to see who invited you.
Alex
If I had to log into anything, I'm, I know. Not doing.
Rod Ryan
I know. I'm just saying. I, the other time that I caught myself is I was going to buy tickets and I just clicked, clicked, clicked. And then I realized I'm not on Ticketmaster. Damn it. I just bought tick. I bought tickets from one of these. Not a scam, but they, a third party thing. They paid to be above Ticketmaster. And it's just click, click, click. Now it all worked out. It was a real place. But if that show had been canceled, like Wolf Mother, I wouldn't have gotten my ticket. I wouldn't have got my money back.
Mo
Because you ordered through third party.
Rod Ryan
So two things. Slow down. This is, but now the FTC is getting in on this and they're saying the Federal Trade Commission warning us about these phishing scams. And it's the event invitations that are, that are getting a lot of people right now, now, so be careful. 2nd I10 we're gonna do this trip with you all away. Rod Ryan on 94. 5 the Buzz. Okay, here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. It's Green Day. When I come around. The Rob Ryan Show Cares online store will be open tomorrow. Tomorrow's gonna be a real, real big day around here. And I made the announcement and I, I can't go back on it now. I, I, I'm putting up $10,000 of my money, my own money. I will put up $10,000 up against your money. And it's the largest challenge in the history of the Rod Ryan Show Cares Foundation. For as long as we've been backpacking and, you know, boobs rock and breast cancer awareness and all the stuff and all the fun fundraising that we've done, there's never been a ten thousand dollar challenge. I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I will put up $10,000 and you guys can go into the store and I will match up to $10,000 spent and donated merchandise in the store tomorrow. Hey, Deb, is the store gonna be ready tomorrow?
Mo
No pressure.
Rod Ryan
I didn't run this by her, Michelle. I didn't run this by anybody. I didn't tell anybody. I didn't tell you. Guys, I didn't tell you guys until I said it on the radio. So that's happening tomorrow. The store will be up and running tomorrow morning with all our new merchandise. We have new T shirts, working on caps, new water bottle, all stuff that we that I've already approved. So hopefully it's ready to go tomorrow morning. So big day tomorrow. Plan on doing some shopping. Shopping as we try to help these kids get some backpacks things. Today on the show, a keyword to enter@thebuzz.com you're gonna find out that keyword at 8o'. Clock. We've been hitting it at about 802 for some reason, but that's where you can win $2,500. Just a slice of the 250, 000 that I heart is giving away. Celebrating our 250th birthday. Oh, and then we play Hit the Post next hour. So that's gonna be super fun. You get the cool DJ name and then you show Mo how to do it and you show off like why you should be doing this job rather than us. But yeah, you'll Hit the Post to win Breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets next hour. So stay with us. The Rod ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am, the Buzz 94. 5 the Buzz, Shinedown and Dead Don't Die. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for having us on on this tattoos day. Got a real fun hour planned for you. I'm looking forward to all of it. I talked about the keyword that you're going to enter to try to win $2,500. You'll find out the keyword. We're gonna play Hit the Post. You guys get to play DJ to win some great tickets. It's the Breaking Benjamin Chevelle Show October 10th. So that we're gonna pack it in. We're gonna pack it in that 8 o' clock hour for sure. 40 chance of rain today, mostly cloudy, highs of around 92. I got mo right there there with screw worms and Houston's headlines here.
Mo
So vile.
Rod Ryan
I can't get enough screw worm stories.
Mo
Yes, and it's getting worse. Governor Greg Abbott ups the efforts to prevent the spread of these new world screw worms. These things, not me. We now have four cases that have been detected, including a dog in New Mexico.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
And the cases have triggered a Canadian import ban on all of our Texas livestock. So the USDA has established more quarantine zones and they have launched aerial releases of millions of sterile flies. That's what combats these guys.
Rod Ryan
Wow.
Mo
Officials emphasize the US food supply remains completely safe. A big day from NASA today. They're going to unveil the Artemis 3 crew for the next moon mission. They're going to be doing that announcement at Johnson Space center here in Houston.
Rod Ryan
Sorry, I'm the guy with follow up questions.
Mo
What do you need to know?
Rod Ryan
What? Are we landing on the moon ever?
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Is this the one that. Probably not. I don't want Alex to get mad.
Alex
We're not gonna ever go to the moon.
Mo
The last one is when we circled, right?
Rod Ryan
Yes.
Mo
This one is testing docking capabilities for the moon.
Alex
We do it underwater.
Rod Ryan
Come on. Do these. The people that they're announcing is some. Somebody walking on the moon? No. One of these people.
Mo
Maybe. Maybe. But not on Artemis 3 mission. They will not be walking on the
Rod Ryan
one that they're announcing.
Mo
The one they're announcing.
Rod Ryan
Oh, Jesus.
Mo
Is not.
Rod Ryan
It's a waste of my time today.
Mo
The mission will launch late.
Rod Ryan
Next I want to get back to like driving the cool car.
Mo
We just gotta make sure we're ready.
Rod Ryan
Hitting the golf balls. If we can do it with the technology.
Alex
We have an iPhone.
Rod Ryan
Why can't we just.
Alex
We should be on the moon all the time.
Mo
You can buy seven eggs acres in hell for $625,000.
Rod Ryan
Nice pivot.
Mo
Thank you. Alex. I bought you something. It's a small unincorporated area in Michigan. Hell Michigan.
Rod Ryan
Our first phone call today. She's been there and she has the T shirt to prove it. Now, she had already left home when she made the call this morning.
Mo
Yeah. So she couldn't send us a pic,
Rod Ryan
but she's got the T shirt, black and pink. I've been to hell. She's been to Hell Michigan before. So I didn't know this. I. I thought it was just a plot of land.
Mo
Yeah, that's what I thought too. But she seemed to think it was the whole place.
Rod Ryan
The whole place. Hell Michigan is for sale.
Mo
It's literally seven acres.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
Small tourist attraction business. Several structures.
Rod Ryan
If you own it, do you become. I mean, you own it, so you're like the mayor and you're. You're everything.
Mo
I think there might still have to be an election. I don't know.
Rod Ryan
I don't. If not if I'm owning it, it.
Alex
I'm rigging all.
Mo
It's like a roadside attraction you're buying.
Rod Ryan
I'm like the cop.
Alex
Can I do anything I want there if I own it?
Mo
I mean, if you own it, I don't think there's an hoa.
Rod Ryan
What about laws? You're selling fireworks right next to a strip joint. Then there'll be no pulp in the orange juice.
Mo
What I'm saying is there's a lot of potential.
Rod Ryan
I'll have all the rules.
Mo
$625,000, Michigan. Let's talk about Madonna because she has a new video out. It's a short film. There's celebrities and there's lasers coming out of people's crotches. So settle down. We have posted this on the music blog page for you to check out. She's promoting a new album, Confessions 2, out July 3. I see Sabrina Carpenter. I see Madonna walking through a forest. Bunch of women, various positions with green laser beads, dreams emanating from their nether regions.
Rod Ryan
She's still trying to be outrageous.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
That's weird because she's really old now.
Mo
Right.
Rod Ryan
But she's still. I mean, she's still getting the headlines,
Mo
Daughter in the video.
Rod Ryan
Lord. Yeah, okay.
Mo
Go, girl. Another music news.
Rod Ryan
Madonna looks great.
Mo
Yeah, she does.
Rod Ryan
She looks great. She's still moving around, still getting out there. I mean, still wearing the panties, wearing the. The undergarments, garments on the outer.
Mo
You know what you signed up for, right?
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
In other music news, Sammy Hagar had to move several dates in the UK to smaller venues due to low ticket sales. And he's finally speaking out about it. Instead of making up excuses like some artists would do, he's just calling it for what it is. He says, I love the fact that we've moved to smaller venues because they're going to be full instead of playing these giant places with only half full. Stadium. Stadium or whatever.
Rod Ryan
What happened to him at that Aussie show? He's like, wow, these English people really love me. Right?
Mo
That's what kicked this all off.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. So he saw something when he was at the Ozzy Osbourne tribute show, and
Mo
he said, fire under his ass.
Rod Ryan
I haven't really been here in a while. I think I would crush it. So they booked all these big venues and they kind of realized, well, I can't crush it quite that big.
Mo
Humbling.
Rod Ryan
But yeah. He said. He goes, we just booked smaller venues.
Mo
Let's go.
Rod Ryan
Let's pack smaller venues and have a good time.
Mo
I like that he was honest about it.
Rod Ryan
Sammy's the coolest.
Mo
Those are Houston's headlines.
Rod Ryan
There you go.
Alex
The Astros got by the Angels 5 to 4 last night in extra innings. They're going to play the Angels again tonight. First pitch will be at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790 the spurs got by the Knicks 115 to 111 in game three of the NBA Finals. The Knicks are still up 2:1 in the series. They're going to play game four tomorrow night in New York. And in hockey tonight, the Golden Knights are going to host the Hurricanes and they're going to play game for the Stanley cup final. Vegas is up 2:1 in that series that'll start at 7 o'.
Rod Ryan
Clock.
Alex
You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports.
Rod Ryan
Okay, got a busy, busy hour for you, but it looks like we're going to be a little bit closer to 8 on that keyword to enter@the buzz.com so don't go anywhere, listen for that keyword. Try get to get some cash, man. We want you to win. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz 94. Five the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Breaking Benjamin. Halfway point of the show, people. Thank you for being on board with us. 805. Now, Samantha, as much as I said said the keywords coming up and we're kind of running on time today, we hit it at 801. I looked. My goal is to hit the keyword at 8 o' clock right. This show, loose as a goose. I'm trying my best. This is the keyword to enter@thebuzz.com to win $2,500. I heart our company offering up giving away $253,000 leading up to our 250th birthday. She's like, can't you just say it on the air? Travel. No, I don't think you're supposed to. I think the whole thing. Travel. I think the whole thing is to tune in when I say to tune in. In the business, radio wizard would sit you down and bore your balls off and he would talk about, well, we need to set an appointment.
Mo
An appointment.
Rod Ryan
I need to set an appointment with the listeners. Travel. And then you listen for the key word travel. But I don't think I'm supposed to be saying it outside of that moment that the guy that, you know, we pay a guy to do the voice stuff on the station, which I do want that job. When I'm done, I would like that job. I mean how brazen of me to ask to say that I want that. But I would like that job. Sit around my panties and just cut all the lines for the station.
Mo
People would listen to you.
Rod Ryan
I would say things like travel, you know, keywords coming to the buzz.com so if you missed it, well, then you travel. If you missed it. Jeremy's really good about keeping time.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
He learned well on the show. He does it right. 11 and then 2 and 5 will be a different keyword. It won't be the same one that was played at 8 o', clock, which you must have been listening to hear travel. You had to hear it. Good luck, everybody. Enter your. If you. If you were lucky enough to hear the keyword, enter it@the buzz.com for your shot at the $2,500. If you missed out travel. 11, 2 and 5. What are you gonna do, yell at me more?
Mo
I mean, at this point, you're just using.
Rod Ryan
You're just gonna get yelled at about something. Just give them something to yell at you.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Good morning, everybody. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. We just opened with Breaking Benjamin this hour. Hopefully that got you all warmed up and excited about that Breaking Benjamin Chevelle show Oct. 10 at the Woodlands Pavilion. We're gonna play a game called Hit the Post where you're gonna have to kind of earn those tickets this hour. So that's coming up. So that's kind of exciting. Exciting. Oh, I made an announcement about an hour ago, and it's out there now. It's out there like you cannot. Have you ever tried to put toothpaste back in a tube? It is so difficult. So I'm not even going to try.
Mo
Wow.
Rod Ryan
I'm not even going to try to back up the truck. I. The words came out of my mouth. I am personally no corporate sponsor tomorrow. I am personally putting up $10,000 of my own money, and I am challenging every single one of you. It is going to be the grand opening of the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. And I'm not saying you have to listen, whatever, however kind of hurt you want to put on me is fine. But I will put up up to $10,000 for you guys to be motivated to go into the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. Grand opening tomorrow. All the merchandise, a place to donate. What are we doing? We're raising money for backpacks. We're off to a great start. We got the five grand last week from our friends over at Willy's Grill and Ice House. So thank you to them for being generous. Check is in the mail, I'm told, so that's great news. So we're off and running. We got five grand. How much do I need? About 80. I need about $80,000.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Backpacks and like, everything. It's just More like I've. I've always told you I needed $80,000. I need more than that. Realistic to get 4,000 backpacks. It's more than 80 grand. So I'm not putting that all on you. I'm taking some of the heat on that as well. So it's my $10,000 up against what you spend tomorrow in the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. If you guys ultimately spend eight grand in the store, I will be incredibly thankful. And then I got to come off eight grand. All right, so I will match up to ten for what you guys do.
Mo
Hey, thanks.
Rod Ryan
Rap the other thing. It's okay. Thank you. It's all right. I did come up with this before the orthodontist appointment yesterday. My kids going full on phase one of like, what seems to be three or four phases of like the orthodontist kind of laid out from like now my kid's eight for the next. He gave me like a 10 year plan of what's going to be happening.
Mo
The word you used this morning made me cringe.
Rod Ryan
What?
Mo
Oh, headgear.
Rod Ryan
Headgear gear. Headgear is still a thing. It seems archae.
Alex
It's like less.
Rod Ryan
It's less. It's intrusive.
Mo
Still seems scary.
Rod Ryan
It seems medieval.
Alex
Yes, but that used to be the big metal thing that Dinah had that like you, like you couldn't fit through a doorway.
Mo
She had to have that.
Alex
Does the do the do the voice.
Rod Ryan
My kid. Come on. I got my head here. On, mom, please, please. You got my head here.
Mo
It's not like that anymore.
Rod Ryan
Well, it is. My kid has an underbite. An overbite. We'd almost be better off right now.
Alex
The overbite's more common.
Rod Ryan
The underbite. They gotta like literally pull her jaw for her. Do all this stuff again. I'm. I'm not. I'm not crying about it. It's just. It is what it is. But do. I was talking about this with. With my neighbor. Do all kids just wear braces now? Now?
Alex
I think so, yeah.
Rod Ryan
It used to be a thing, but it's. Is it cosmetic? Yeah. My kid needs work. My kid needs help because later on I don't want her to have jaw surgery or any of that crazy stuff. So I. I'd rather work on it now, spend the money. Now she's got to get an ex expander and then she's got to get the headgear that she's got to wear it. Not in public. Thank God she doesn't got to wear it to school or anything. But I mean, she's got to sleep with this thing every day for a year. They want her putting it on as soon as she gets. Gets home and then take it off for dinner and then put it back on. Any tv, watching any homework, anything. And sleeping they want. They want the headgear on when you
Alex
can get it to the just sleeping part. It's not as bad. But like the rest of that, that sucks because you don't want to like do that in front of your friends. I had braces twice.
Rod Ryan
No, no.
Alex
And then I.
Rod Ryan
10 year plan includes a couple rounds of braces.
Alex
Yeah, I had braces. I remember we were moving from Atlanta and I thought I was done. And then we got here and the first dentist was like, nah, dude, you did.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Alex
And I was like, wait. We just. It was a whole big thing. And then before I got married, I got Invisalign again because it was still messed up.
Rod Ryan
Holy cow. It just never ends with these kids, man. Five minutes of fun. Five minutes building mouths.
Mo
So you're big days.
Rod Ryan
Orthodontist.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Ten grand tomorrow. It's like, okay, Daddy's just writing checks now. Now let's take a quick break. It'll all be good.
Mo
You need a break.
Rod Ryan
It's only money. What are you gonna do? Take it with you. Be nice. Take a little with me. At least towards in the end there on the flip. Rec, check, trending. And we'll talk and we'll talk about how to play this game called Hit the post. That's all. That's all. Coming up, Houston's Rock.
Alex
Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show.
Mo
94. 5 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Yeah, real exciting, man. The World cup getting underway US Friday.
Alex
Yeah, dude.
Rod Ryan
Anybody that I need to look out for? Do you know any of these guys?
Alex
The US Team?
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Well, like, will there be like an.
Alex
Alexi Lawless is our. Is our go to guy. Tim Way is the oldest guy there. We got Tyler. Ash Adams has been on the team for a while. Matt Turner played at Manchester City not that long ago. Okay, we got Weston McKinney. We got a pretty good squad. Hopefully we can make it to like the second round of the knockout stage.
Rod Ryan
Good. Okay. That'll be fun. It's gonna be fun to watch. Mostly cloudy skies today. 40, chance of rain, highs of around 92. Got a soccer guy here on the show.
Alex
I'm excited.
Rod Ryan
I got a soccer guy here that I have ask him some more questions. What's trending. Brendan, I sent you the bear.
Alex
You did? Yes.
Rod Ryan
So you said that was trending earlier?
Alex
Yes.
Rod Ryan
I still haven't had a chance to watch it. I'll probably get to it after the show, but just go ahead.
Alex
What is Brendan Sorsby is trending. The Texas Tech quarterback is now going to be allowed to play after serving a two game suspension. He gambled on games.
Rod Ryan
Oh boy.
Alex
He admitted to it. He went to a inpatient facility to deal with a gambling addiction. I thought that he only gambled on Texas Tech to win and I have no problem with that. I feel like if you gamble on your team to just win outright, there's not a point spread involved or anything. Like why, like you, you gamble on yourself. That's literally what we say, bet on yourself to everybody. If you do props and stuff where like you could not throw the ball and you could take off with your feet because you had to hit your prop. I understand that being a problem. If you bet against your team, team should be absolutely banned.
Rod Ryan
Do we know against his team he
Alex
shouldn't be allowed to play. But he went in college football. If you go to your judge in Lubbock, the Texas Tech fan judge is
Rod Ryan
probably like, you know what, why don't
Alex
you sit out against Abilene Christian in Oregon State and then you can come back and you can play when we get the real schedule.
Rod Ryan
He said he was sorry the entire. I, I was, I was, I feel
Alex
like on the other side of this until I figured out that he did bet against, against this team, which you can't do. Yeah, but that's, that's one of the, probably the biggest story in college sports right now. NBA Finals continues to trend. It's mostly like if, if you just like Jay Z, Tracy Morgan, Tina Fey, Timothy Chalamet, everybody in the world that has been to New York that has $10,000 is at all any point in time a celebrity in any kind of way.
Rod Ryan
Is there anybody, is there anybody that Ben Stiller's been there? Ben Stiller is a huge fan. He's been there. Is there anyone that's just showing up now that's got the dough to sit in that front row?
Alex
They're not putting those people like Fat Joe has been at a lot of the Knicks games.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex
Larry David, a lot of the Knicks games.
Rod Ryan
I, I feel like they're putting the,
Alex
like Tina Fey showed up in the playoffs. Maybe I haven't paid attention. I don't watch every Knicks game. But Tina Fey and Tracy Morgan hanging out together is pretty cool.
Rod Ryan
What about those NCIS people?
Alex
Like, well that's like in New York, so I gotta see if they got invited there.
Rod Ryan
Gotcha.
Alex
Yeah, I didn't notice that until last night when they showed that they were there. But mostly it's just the celebrities that were at the game last night that is trending. And then Tattoos day obviously is trending. Zoe Elizabeth was submitted to us by our buddy Frank from Brazoria and people are checking her out at the world famous Ride Ryan show people page thebuzz.com that is what's trending on 94.
Mo
5 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
There we go. Oh, head the Post. Swing for heels.
Alex
You'll get a cool DJ name. You'll be the host of the station.
Rod Ryan
Hallelujah.
Alex
Then you'll be drowning in fame.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, we gotta give names. We had some funny names last time. A lot of pressure coming up with these names for you guys. Guys, hit the post. Works as follows. Three of you will get to play the game today. Hit the post. Radio term where you are talking over the intro of a song. What you don't want to do is be talking when the dude or chick starts singing. That's called stepping on the lyrics. You don't want to step on lyrics. Alex is really rough on that when he's doing his judging. The song today is going to be All American Rejects, a favorite of most. And you know what I mean. The band's a favorite of yours, but we picked your all time favorite.
Mo
Which one?
Rod Ryan
All American Rejects. Move along, Move along, Move along is the song. Now, I don't know if I need to remind you, but you now work it now. 94.5 the buzz.
Mo
Right,
Rod Ryan
the intro. The intro is 18 seconds long.
Mo
Okay, that's long.
Rod Ryan
So it's long, but I wouldn't start. I know you love talking about the weather, right? Like I wouldn't get into all that.
Mo
Okay, okay, I've learned my lesson.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I wouldn't get into. I mean, you might have time to mention something that's happening. It's. It's always, hey, you know what's up? It's Mo.
Mo
I hope you're having a great day.
Rod Ryan
94.
Mo
5 of the buzz. Not required.
Rod Ryan
Backpacks tomorrow. Stores opening.
Mo
I mean, you're making me do this.
Alex
No.
Mo
Why do you never make anyone else do this?
Rod Ryan
Because you're great at it.
Mo
No, I'm not. That's the game is that I'm bad at it. Everything is working against me.
Rod Ryan
I want you to set the standard for the people that listen.
Mo
Set the bar low. Everyone else can aim high. All right, I get it.
Rod Ryan
Name of the band.
Mo
All American Rejects.
Rod Ryan
Yep. S. Move Along.
Mo
I did write that.
Rod Ryan
You wrote it down.
Mo
I did.
Rod Ryan
That's fine. You can make a little notes. All right. Are you ready? You already got the cool DJ name. Your name? Mo.
Mo
That's my real name.
Rod Ryan
All right, you ready?
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Show everybody how to do this. Hit the post in 3, 2, 1, go.
Mo
94. 5 the buzz. Waking up at the Rod Ryan Show. What's up? It's Mo and we are actually debuting a new song right now. This is the world Mo premiere of Little Bop by the All American Rejects.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, yeah. It's called.
Mo
Called Move Along. So let's hear it together for the first time right here on the bus.
Rod Ryan
Nice. Wait a minute. That's your best one I've ever done.
Mo
I have heard this song before, but that's misleading there at the beginning.
Rod Ryan
Not a new song. Listen, I'm just. I'm not judging. We are judging.
Alex
I was giving you a good one.
Mo
It's new for me.
Rod Ryan
But she said it was the Mo World premiere movie. World premiere.
Alex
Well, it is.
Mo
Yeah. Yeah, sure. What it was going to be until I heard it.
Rod Ryan
That's a new song to somebody. There's somebody out there that hasn't heard that song.
Mo
That makes me so sweaty. I hate this game.
Rod Ryan
You're using the same song. Everyone that's trying to call in to play, you're trying to Hit the Post. She was right there. I mean, on the dance floor right there. I would say she just missed the
Mo
hole, but I mean, did I hit the back four?
Rod Ryan
Oh, you're right there. Maybe you're trying to win Breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets. If you want to play Hit the post, call now. 713-212-5945. Show us how it's done. If traffic feels tolerable, then Rudd is doing his job. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Whip it out the bush. We thought about using that one or Alex was thinking about using that song for Hit the Post. I just. It was a little too slow. I had a good. Had a good intro time, though. It would have worked. What am I talking about? I'm talking about hitting the Post. Okay, don't worry about it. I got my three people. I don't need you anymore, Mo. I'm done with you. You did it. That was your best outing ever.
Alex
Really good.
Mo
Too much.
Rod Ryan
That was by far your best outing ever on Hit the Post. All you gotta do is basically do what Mo did. Let me. I knew I had the right gal there for the example. I knew I chose the right student to show you guys how to do it. What are you giving away?
Mo
I have a pair of tickets to see Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle. They're gonna be in the Woodlands on October 10th.
Rod Ryan
We got an intro.
Mo
Oh, heads up close.
Alex
Swing for Houston. You'll get a cool DJ name. You'll be the host of the station.
Rod Ryan
Hallelujah. Then you'll be drowning in fame. Yeah.
Alex
Try not to sound like an idiot. Try not to sound like a tooth. Act confident, and you'll be just fine. Probably BS your way through some. Smooth.
Rod Ryan
All right, so you got an intro, you got instructions. All I need is some players here. Does anybody want to play this game? Hey, May. Good morning.
Mo
Hi.
Rod Ryan
Good morning, May. How are you?
Mo
I'm doing grand. How are you guys doing grand.
Rod Ryan
It's awesome. It's a great answer. Awesome. I'm so glad that you. You chose to play this game today.
Mo
I've been trying to get on Hit the Post for a while, so I'm really hoping that I don't mess it up too bad.
Rod Ryan
So you. You really wanted to specifically play this game with us? Yes. Nice.
Mo
Well, man, because you hear me suck, and you're like, I can do better than that.
Rod Ryan
Stray May. Shame a. All day May. Your Bay May. You're Bay May. It's your Bay May. Your BAE May.
Mo
Okay, I'm obsessed.
Rod Ryan
You're gonna be the DJ this morning. You're our bae. You're our Bay May.
Mo
I'm gonna try to be.
Rod Ryan
The song is All American Rejects or the band is All American Rejection. The song is Move Along. It's. It's about 18 seconds long. And let me tell you, Alex is tough, bae. He's tough.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
If you step on those lyrics.
Alex
Just don't go over the post. If you hit the post, you're good.
Rod Ryan
Make it sound so easy.
Mo
It's not easy.
Alex
The name of the game.
Rod Ryan
All right, so you're.
Mo
I do get the premise.
Rod Ryan
It's. It's better to lay up short.
Mo
Yeah, always.
Alex
Okay, not too short.
Rod Ryan
It's your bay. Man on 94.5 the buzz. Are you ready to show us what you got? Yeah, I can't wait. I'm so happy that you wanted to play this game. It's your Bay May. Hit the post. You're on. Hey, y'.
Mo
All. It's your girl Bay May. And who am I hanging with? I'm with Rod Ryan and the whole d here on 94, five the buzz. Yeah. We have a song that Mo is kind of not too sure of, but it's kind of a classic. It's the all American reject with Move along. So let's take a listen together. Holy May, you were made for this game.
Alex
Made.
Rod Ryan
May Day. May Day.
Mo
Wow.
Rod Ryan
I. I was so caught up in. In. In listening. Yes. She didn't traditionally end with 945 the buzz.
Mo
You don't have to.
Rod Ryan
You don't have rules about that. Did she identify what station she was on? She's hanging out.
Mo
The Rod Ride show. I heard that.
Alex
The whole crew, which I know.
Rod Ryan
Was there a 94. 5 the buzz in there?
Alex
Look, man, I blacked out. It was such a good job.
Rod Ryan
I. Okay. All right. She was fine.
Mo
I feel like I did. I think she did.
Rod Ryan
May, you did good.
Mo
I think you did good.
Rod Ryan
You did really, really well done.
Alex
That's going to be hard to be me.
Rod Ryan
Okay, that's coming out strong. Oh, jeez. Okay, everybody's got their own paper here.
Alex
Do we just end it now?
Rod Ryan
No. Becky. Let's see. Becky wants to play. Becky. Becky. Becky the tree. Becky. Bree with Becky.
Mo
Oh, my word.
Rod Ryan
Bree with Becky. It's. It's the morning show.
Alex
Oh, my God. Becky. Look at that.
Mo
Look at her.
Rod Ryan
But. Hey, Becky. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. What was for brekkie this morning? Becky, did you eat something? I had coffee. That's not a nutritious brekkie. That's not a good brekkie. You need to eat some food. You need some sustenance. Sustenance. You need something more than coffee. Brekkie with Becky. You want to play hit the puff ghost? I do.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex
You're nervous.
Rod Ryan
Could you hear. Could you hear your bay? May she.
Mo
Oh, I sure did.
Rod Ryan
Kind of killed it. Did she say the buzz? Did she say 94. 5 the buzz in there? I don't know if she did or not.
Mo
I think. I think she did okay.
Rod Ryan
Okay. She's. She was great. She was great. You get the same song. It's the all American rejects. The song is called Move along.
Alex
Just do it. She.
Rod Ryan
She did. The intro is 18 seconds long. It's time for Brey with Becky. Are you ready, Becky?
Mo
I. I'm ready yet.
Rod Ryan
Okay, you got this. You got this. No one's listening. All right, it's time for brekkie with Becky in three, two, one. You're on Good morning H Town and Happy cat Tuesday.
Mo
It's time for some brekkie with Becky.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Don't forget to model the ride.
Rod Ryan
Ryan Staircase Care show store opens. We are raising money for backpacks. But now we have Move along by
Mo
All American Rejects on 945.
Rod Ryan
The bus.
Mo
You were my high girl, let me tell you.
Rod Ryan
Here's what happened.
Mo
What happened was.
Rod Ryan
I'm in. I'm in C. Alex. Oh, no, no, no. I got it. Okay. Becky went just a little long.
Mo
She did.
Rod Ryan
She.
Alex
Oh. And she was killing it.
Mo
She was really doing a great job.
Alex
She was playing.
Rod Ryan
Now, I'm not saying it doesn't absolutely ruin it for me.
Alex
It's not hitting the post.
Rod Ryan
You mentioned the charity. You're awesome.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Brey with Becky.
Mo
Yeah. It made me feel good.
Rod Ryan
Made me feel great.
Mo
How did it feel? Make the All American Rejects feel that they got stomped on?
Rod Ryan
Becky, you don't go anywhere. You stay right there. Okay?
Mo
I hate you. Okay, okay.
Rod Ryan
That's not an automatic out for me.
Mo
Okay?
Alex
It's called Hit the post, not go over the.
Mo
We have one more contestant.
Rod Ryan
It's the coolest name, though. Brey with Becky.
Alex
Okay, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe it is.
Rod Ryan
All right. Where's that from? Bluey. Breck, Ricky.
Alex
Bluey is. Yeah. They say in Australia. Yeah.
Rod Ryan
All right, we got Ryan. Ryan. Good morning. Good morning. How are you doing? I'm doing great, man.
Mo
I'm actually dying. Ryan.
Rod Ryan
Dying. Ryan. Ryan. The Mayan ruins. The Ryan Lion. Lion. The Ryan the lion.
Mo
Ryan and dying.
Rod Ryan
You've heard them all just like me. If I'm Ryan, I'm dying.
Alex
Ryan really trying.
Mo
If you ain't Ryan, you ain't trying to Ryan.
Rod Ryan
Sorry. I apologize for that one.
Alex
Ryan.
Rod Ryan
Okay, do we got anything that sticks here?
Mo
Nope, Nope.
Rod Ryan
We got nothing sticking on Ryan.
Alex
Ryan, you.
Rod Ryan
Brian.
Mo
There we go.
Rod Ryan
It doesn't even make sense.
Mo
Brey with Ryan B. Ryan.
Rod Ryan
Ryan. Let's go. Are you ready to do this? You going to show these girls how to do this game? I'm gonna try. Okay.
Alex
He's like. I don't know how to respond.
Rod Ryan
I need you coming in like a lion.
Mo
All right, Ryan coming in like a lion.
Rod Ryan
The song is All American Rejects, and you're going third. I expect this to be amazing. Okay, You've got. You can hear the girls, right?
Alex
Yes, sir.
Rod Ryan
You heard them. All right, so I expect this to be amazing. I need you to nail it. I need you to hit the post. All American Rejects.
Alex
Move along.
Rod Ryan
All right, he's coming in like a lion. This is Ryan in three, two, one. Oh, you're on, baby. Go. Coming in like a lion. This is Ryan with the Rod ryan
Alex
show on 945 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
Hey, it's a crisp high of 92 outside, but for us, it feels good. But for the world cup guys, they can't handle it. Okay? But what we're gonna do is we're gonna move along with an all American reject here on 945 the Buzz. I really liked R. He was killing it. So killing it. You were topical. You were talk. 21 seconds. Song. Come on.
Mo
You.
Rod Ryan
You were talking about things that were happening. I love the world cup reference was
Alex
stuff I had said earlier. So I really like that reference.
Rod Ryan
You did come in like a lion, Ryan, man. You came in like a lion. Don't go anywhere. You stay right there. Maybe stop. Okay.
Alex
Maybe faster. With the stampede.
Mo
Stomped all over him, didn't they?
Rod Ryan
It's time. It's time. Is it time?
Mo
I don't think there's. Okay.
Alex
Are we doing this?
Rod Ryan
We are. We have to have the conversation. We have to talk about it.
Mo
All right, let's talk about him.
Rod Ryan
He came in, like, a lot. Ryan. His name is Ryan. Does anybody have him as their winner?
Mo
We do not.
Rod Ryan
I loved everything he was doing.
Alex
I like what he was doing.
Rod Ryan
The topicality of the things that he was saying.
Mo
Did you have him as a winner?
Rod Ryan
No.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Your bay May. Who went first?
Mo
Your bay May.
Rod Ryan
Your bay May went first. And then brekkie with Becky. Brekkie with Becky. Maybe we should have gone with a techie. Maybe we should have gone high techie. Brekkie. High techie. High techie Becky.
Mo
I don't think so.
Alex
High techie Becky. Becky.
Rod Ryan
Has anybody got Becky as their winner?
Alex
Unfortunately not, Mo.
Mo
I don't.
Rod Ryan
I do not have Becky as my winner.
Mo
She got second place.
Alex
I fell in love at first sight this morning.
Rod Ryan
Your bay May.
Alex
It was our bay May.
Mo
Our bay May. Our bay May. Our bay May. Our bay. Maybe m. I'm just honored to make Alex proud. I'm very honored to make him proud. Happen often.
Alex
Some of the most incredible radio I've
Rod Ryan
ever heard in my entire life. I mean, he's like Simon Cowell 15 years ago. Like, meme judge. Not like he likes everything. He's still like, like, mean Simon Cole.
Mo
Wow.
Rod Ryan
Bay May is the winner today. What are you giving her, sister?
Mo
I've got a pair of tickets for you for breaking Benjamin and Chevelle. They're going to be in the Woodlands October 10th. I hope you have the best freaking time. I appreciate it. Thank you guys so much. She's been wanting to play that game.
Rod Ryan
Way to go. That's the game you wanted to play. And you kicked ass at it.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Great job today.
Mo
You hit the post. You hit a dinger.
Alex
You got a cool DJ name. You're the new host in the morning.
Rod Ryan
No, you're not.
Alex
Go out and cherish your new fame.
Rod Ryan
Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and home of
Mo
the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. You guys are making this morning go by really, really quick. Really quick. Yeah. We're gonna get right into Mo's segment here. I just wanted to remind you there is another keyword coming up at 9 I need you to listen to try to win iheartradio music festival tickets before they go on sale. And then closer to around 10:12 after I got fly leaf tickets for you. I'm gonna leave you today on Mow the Show with a 100 gift card to you hear me talk about them all the time. Republic Grill. You're gonna go and you're gonna have this incredible meal. You're gonna say, oh, that's what Rod's been talking about. So that's coming up on MOW the Show. But there she is is with Houston's headlines.
Mo
Hey, Rod, let's talk about screw worms. Yeah. Governor Greg Abbott ups the efforts to prevent the spread of these new world screw worms. This comes as now, four cases have been detected, including one in a dog in New Mexico. The cases have triggered a Canadian import ban on all of our Texas livestock. So the USDA has established quarantine zones and the launch of aerial sterile flies. Millions of of them. That's how we get rid of steering wheel. Officials emphasize that the US Food supply remains completely safe. Just days until the World cup is finally here. And of all of the headlines surrounding everything that's going on, I thought you should know that poop water from the matches will be screened specifically from the World cup in an effort to track infectious diseases. Yes. Scientists have set up a command post in a vacant laboratory at Georgetown University where they will be monitoring sewage along with Internet chat to detect and track outbreaks in the host cities across North America. You can watch it in real time data, see what's going on.
Rod Ryan
Like you get the poop data online.
Mo
We've got six and a half million people traveling from all over the world to come to these matches in the U.S. mexico and Canada. Yeah. So this is how we can track what's going on in their bodies.
Rod Ryan
Let's monitor the crap. Wow.
Mo
Yeah. Science.
Rod Ryan
There's not enough money. I mean, I'm take a Look at this.
Alex
S. Am I right?
Mo
Let's do it.
Rod Ryan
But think about all these jobs out there. I say it all the time. I'm so grateful that there are people that do these jobs. Yeah.
Mo
It's kind of fascinating.
Rod Ryan
You should be sitting courtside at the Knicks game, though. I mean, that's the kind of money you should be making if you're just analyzing crap.
Alex
Yeah, yeah.
Mo
While we're on a science kick, did you know that laughter really is the best medicine? This new study.
Rod Ryan
So we try to do every day we do.
Mo
This study specifically looks at children, though, and how laughter, especially important during childhood, is really good for their souls. Basically increases all the goodness, all the good endorphins, dopamine, serotonin. So as long as parents are playing with their kiddos, the best medicine, there's
Rod Ryan
nothing better than getting your kid laughing. Like. Like, if you really get your kid giggling and laughing, there's nothing better than it.
Mo
The study's really in depth, but just, like, to be surface about it. They compared it to kids that are, like, stressed out and feel stressed in their lives and how laughter can knock that down.
Rod Ryan
We used to have some in the system, Alex, if we would play it to see Dinah's face, These giggling kids.
Mo
Oh, my goodness.
Rod Ryan
There was a kid giggling like. There was an old, like, viral video of a kid laughing at Bubbles. And the kid had the funniest, most awesome laugh ever.
Mo
Contagious.
Rod Ryan
And to see Dinah's face look like she was sucking a lemon. She's like. It was. It just wasn't connecting with her. It just was. Do you remember that?
Alex
Do not. But it does sound very d. Yeah, I remember that.
Rod Ryan
The video was some. It was a toddler losing their mind over Bubbles, and it was that cool kid laughter, and she couldn't handle it. She's like, get that off the air. It was like. It was like people, when they responded, like, hearing people chew.
Mo
I can't. Hey, can we talk about Idris Elba real fast, please? He has come out and squashed all the rumors. He's like, I'm not going to be James Bond.
Alex
But he said it in a British way, right?
Mo
His accent is different than mine.
Rod Ryan
This is just the Internet getting away with themselves.
Mo
Oh, yeah.
Rod Ryan
He was never asked to be James Bond.
Mo
Always just a rumor, obviously.
Rod Ryan
Years.
Mo
It is a compliment to him. He said, quote, I don't think it's realistic for a black person to play 007. He said, Some markets just don't go for that. And he also said, I want to not make that character woke. Yeah, that's what he said.
Rod Ryan
That's good. It came from him.
Alex
Yeah.
Mo
Just be bond.
Rod Ryan
So I just. I'm gonna go. What he said.
Mo
What he said.
Rod Ryan
That's it. Idris Elba, what he said. Yeah.
Mo
Stop making him a rumor. Sunday Rush kicked off their new tour with their revamped lineup and talk about pressure. I've seen people in the audience at shows before that or seem to be recording a lot of a concert, and I'm like, what are they doing with that footage?
Rod Ryan
Now I know it's people dissecting the drummer.
Mo
Analyzing sing.
Rod Ryan
You have her name?
Mo
Yes. Annika Niles. N I L L E S. Maybe she's German.
Rod Ryan
So what everyone's looking at. It was the first show they. They did like a one off.
Mo
Huge shoes.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. She's replacing Neil Peart, who is by. By many people, the greatest rock drummer ever. Is he. I don't know. You can argue that there's a good argument for it. So there's a camera that is. No cutaways, nothing. It's just on her. And nerds are going in and they're dissecting it and she's getting unbelievable marks. Kind of like she pitched a perfect game. She had a flawless set stepping in. No one's ever going to replace Neil Peart, but anyone that went in there to take those shoes was going to get crossed, crucified. And she, the quite the opposite. People are saying that she did amazing.
Mo
It's pretty freaking fun.
Rod Ryan
She got the endorsement of Mike Portnoy, the drummer from Dream Theater and a bunch of other side projects. I mean, he's one of the greats. And he said nobody could have done a better job than her. And I think, I believe when he said it.
Mo
You can check it out for yourself or you can go to one of the four Rush shows we've got coming up at the end of the month in Fort Worth and see for yourself. Those are Houston's headlines lines.
Rod Ryan
If this is it. No, I don't have it. Okay. I thought I had the kid laughing.
Mo
Oh, no.
Rod Ryan
Astros win.
Alex
Yeah, they got by the Angels five to four last night. Next year innings, they'll play them again tonight. First pitch is going to be at 8:38 and you can listen to the game on Our station sports talk 790 in basketball. Spurs got by the Knicks 115 to 111 in game three of the NBA final. Knicks are still up 2:1 in that series. They're gonna play game four tomorrow night in New York. And tonight The Golden Knights and Hurricanes are gonna play game four of the Stanley Cup Final. Vegas is up 2:1 in that series that'll start at 7:00'. Clock. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports. Houston's rock and alternative and the Rod ryan Morning show.
Rod Ryan
6 to 10am the buzz.
Alex
Nice, dude.
Rod Ryan
Dude, you're getting so good at that. 94.5 the buzz. Alex shredding at the end of that Beastie Boys track. No sleep till Brooklyn. Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey. Thank you guys for hanging with us today. Hope you heard that keyword to try to win. Today's the last day for the iHeartradio Music Festival. Win them before they go on sale. Will there be other opportunities to get into our big show out there in Las Vegas? Great lineup again. Yeah, of course there will. But today, the thing today is it's win them before they go on sale. Good luck. I again, I'm sorry. You're on the spot. We do it at nine. Jeremy's going to give you a chance. Teresa's going to give you a chance. You got to listen throughout the day. Yes, I should. I.
Mo
9, 1 and 6.
Rod Ryan
You're awesome. 9, 1 and 6. 1 o'. Clock. 6 o'. Clock. Your next keywords. Okay, what else? Big day tomorrow. The grand opening of the Rod Ryan show Cares online store grand opening tomorrow. Well, what are you gonna do? I mean, you're just gonna open the store and do nothing? No, we're gonna do something. We're doing something big. We're do the biggest thing that we've ever done. I myself, I made the announcement that I'm going to personally just because I want it to be big. I want it. I want to raise the money. Everything's more expensive. These backpacks full of school supplies, they've gone way up. And I'm not even like, I don't think the guy that we're buying them for from is gouging us. It's just everything costs more money.
Mo
Correct?
Rod Ryan
So these school supplies and the backpacks, I'm putting up $10,000 of my own money tomorrow. And I'm issuing a challenge to every one of you. However much you spend in the store, I will match up to. You've heard us do this before with 5, $10,000. I'm putting up $10,000 of my money. You spend 6, I'll put in 6. You spend 7, I'll write a check for $7,000 dollars. You spend 10, I'll put in 10. And we'll max out at $10,000. It'll be a $20,000 day. If we can do that. That's. It's a huge ask. And I. We've never done it before. We've never done anything like this before. So that's going to be tomorrow, the grand opening of the store when we come on in the morning. I haven't heard from Deb today.
Mo
She's probably mad at you.
Rod Ryan
Deb, Send help.
Mo
Deb.
Rod Ryan
Deborah, where are you? I know she's working on getting everything up and ready to go. All of our new designs, the T shirts, hats, koozies, new water bottle. These are some of the things that I've already stamped.
Alex
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Mo
Exciting.
Rod Ryan
So that's gonna be a big day.
Mo
Thanks, Rob.
Rod Ryan
That's gonna be tomorrow. It's gonna be tomorrow. I'm really, really excited.
Mo
Bigger than ever.
Rod Ryan
I'm excited about it. Mo, you're doing a story this morning.
Alex
Morning.
Rod Ryan
Science says laughter really is the best medicine. I believe in that. Laughter can help kids lower stress, strengthen relationships, improve their brain development. How could that not be true in adults? How could. How could more play and laughter not be good for everyone's soul? I don't need researchers to tell me that when children laugh, their brains are hard at work building skills. And it supports all. All the things you want. Creativity, memory, emotional well being. Light, tight and bright. Baby, that's it. That's us. We gotta cover some things on the show.
Mo
You mean like screw worms?
Rod Ryan
Screw worms. So you talked about this, and I don't know that maybe when Alex hears it, maybe he'll remember because the baby does sound a little evil. We would talk about laughter. There was a viral clip during Dinah's era on this show. And I remember the kids sitting. I remember the video. The kids sitting in the living room and they're blowing bubbles, and the kids thinks the bubbles are cool. But when the dog bites the bubbles, that's when the kid loses his ass. Okay, okay, I got it. I got it. Dude, Here comes some bubbles. Dinah was so off put by that.
Mo
Amazing.
Rod Ryan
I can see her. I could see her face and her body would tense up. She's like, why are you playing that on the air right now? She just wasn't wired for it. Is. Does that kid sound evil?
Mo
A little bit.
Rod Ryan
Is that what it is?
Mo
Like, if you have a clown thing, I could see it maybe being off,
Rod Ryan
but it's just this beautiful little child I can't see. I love it so much. I love it so much that she hated It.
Mo
And then I just hear you replaying it. Replaying it over and over. Because she hated it.
Rod Ryan
Absolutely hated it.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
All right. He does sound like a little bit of a baby evil genius. So maybe so. All right. We'll try to make you look. Maybe not that kind of laughter.
Mo
Maybe.
Rod Ryan
I don't know. I would kill my goal in life. I'm telling you. This is what I wait. This is why I lay in my bed. I'm like, if I could ever do something on the show and then somebody did that after we did it. I don't care who says it. That would be. That's my goal. That's it. Boom. I'm done. I would retire. One person laughed like that after something that we did. You got some tickets to give away?
Mo
I have Fly leaf tickets.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
July 25th, Bayou Music Center. You can buy them Ticketmaster.com but if you're caller 10, we'll give you a pair. 713-212-5945. Stop.
Rod Ryan
Oh, my God. I love it so much.
Mo
The Buzz.
Rod Ryan
Rock and alternative for Houston.
Mo
The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.
Rod Ryan
5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Reading all your baby laugh emails.
Mo
I love it.
Rod Ryan
It's all over the place. Ro Rezzy says thank you so much for playing the baby laughing. You had me smiling at my desk. It brightened my mood instantly. Michelle says every time you play that, I cannot stop giggling. Mo sounds like she's also disgusted by it.
Mo
I'm not disgusted. It just doesn't make me laugh like it does you.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. And then Crystal says, I'm right there with Dinah. I cannot stand hearing that baby laugh.
Mo
See, that makes me laugh.
Rod Ryan
Like she said she can't stand it.
Mo
That's funny.
Rod Ryan
She also says she goes rot. I really can't stand describe it. It's just I don't like hearing it.
Mo
So of course you played again. I find the comedy and people hating it. I laugh about says something about me.
Rod Ryan
That's what's got you laughing. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Who's on the phone? Discern it. Ernest, your caller number 10, Ernest.
Mo
Hope you're available July 25th for that fly Leaf show. They're gonna be at Bayou Music center. Everybody else, Ticketmaster.com to grab your tickets.
Rod Ryan
Way to go, Ernest. All right. Sounds good.
Alex
Thank y'.
Rod Ryan
All. Thank you, bro. Hang on for me online. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the buzz. All right. What you doing today?
Alex
All right, today's AOL is pretty simple. You have three minutes to name as Many cereals as you can.
Mo
Wow.
Rod Ryan
Good at this.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I. I was raised on cereal.
Mo
Yeah. Were you really?
Rod Ryan
That was a big thing. It was weird that my mom allowed us to have some of that sugar.
Mo
Like name brand cereal.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Alex
We had really the off brand ones you can name. So if you know the offering, that's two right there.
Rod Ryan
Kaboom.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
We can just Boom. Kaboom was the first one that it looked like it was sugary cereal.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
It's called Kaboom Kaboom. It changed the color of your milk. So I'm like, okay, that's number one. Colors. Change the colors of milk. Two, Number three. Wait a minute. This tastes like ass. Where's the sugar? Where's the sugar they tried to fool you with? Kaboom. Kaboom.
Mo
It's got a clown on it.
Rod Ryan
I'm on to you. I was on to that kaboom immediately.
Alex
It was all a big joke, wasn't it?
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Alex
That's what they had to call.
Rod Ryan
But every now and then we would get the fruity pebbles and that sort of thing.
Alex
Yeah. Go see how many cereals you can rail off without cheating. In three minutes we'll finish our Ryan show page of the buzz.com like it
Mo
the rod Ryan show.
Rod Ryan
Side effects include mood swings. Mood swings, mood swings.
Mo
On 94. 5 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. The name of the band is Return to dust. Dust. The song is bored and the other thing that is connoisseur circling around on the Internet right now. If you wanted to google this on your own. I did put it on the music blog page last week sometime. Return to dust. There's a cover that they. They've done for the song hey ya. And it's. It's getting some traction. I'm just gonna leave it at that. I don't know if it's anything that they would ever release but it is getting some traction. It's once you look at it then you're gonna see it in your feed. A lot of people liking what their take on that song. Hey yeah. Good morning Rod Reinstrom. Lots of stuff for you on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. TheBuzz.com 3 things you must see. Ashley with an eye sent this one to me and then I kind of saw it everywhere too. Did you guys see that pickup truck? Truck. It's like a box trailer carrying a whole load of fireworks that went up in flames.
Mo
No.
Rod Ryan
So when a truck full of fireworks goes up in flames, it's a little spectacular. If I don't. If you don't mind me saying that. I74, I75 north in Tennessee. It happened on Saturday evening. So firework. I mean, fireworks just. I don't think anybody was hurt. So that's why you can say, like, oh, my God. God is so cool. More on that in a second. There's another video. I know Alex gets a little upset at the AI Stuff, but somebody used AI and they personally saved every single character on Game of Thrones. It's awesome. It's awesome. I mean, nobody dies.
Alex
Well, after knowing how they die, they fixed everything.
Rod Ryan
Everything. They just made everything, you know, the
Alex
end result, I guess.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Nobody died. Now I wonder if they took the time to stop their brother and sister from having sex with one another. Oh, what?
Alex
Oh, yeah.
Rod Ryan
Episode one.
Mo
This is the show y' all love.
Rod Ryan
Yes. I don't think he should have really put a stop to that. If anything, like, let all those people die. Stop that brother and sister from doing what they're doing. Finally, on three things you must see today. And this is.
Mo
Is
Rod Ryan
right out of Looney Tunes. Okay. Again, no one was hurt, but this does seem like an episode of Looney Tunes. Woman in California is cleaning out a garage. What's the craziest thing you found in your garage?
Mo
My word.
Rod Ryan
You haven't been there in a while. Like, some of these old people, they got these old garages. They haven't been in there forever. Grandma's, she opened up a refrigerator that had been plugged in and not used forever.
Mo
Plugged in, though. So it was on. Okay.
Rod Ryan
She's in her 80s. 20 sticks of live dynamite inside of an old freezer that was still running in the garage that hasn't been opened.
Mo
What do you do?
Rod Ryan
She had no idea they were in there. Okay, you see where the Looney Tunes.
Mo
Yeah. This is, like, right out.
Rod Ryan
This is right out of a cartoon. You open up the freezer, and there's dynamite in there. Blows your hair back. Right, right. So she's got no idea that they were in there. She calls the police.
Mo
Yeah, that's what I would do.
Rod Ryan
Okay. And they're taking this seriously. 20 sticks of dynamite they say could wipe out about the. The home and the four homes around it.
Mo
So they're evacuating everyone. Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Bomb squad shows up, evacuated all the nearby homes.
Mo
Oh, my gosh.
Rod Ryan
Now they're removing the explosives. There's a lot of questions.
Mo
I have several.
Rod Ryan
Woman told the authorities that the freezer had been there for decades. She is assuming that they belong to her husband. We can't ask him about it. Why not?
Mo
Bless his heart.
Rod Ryan
That dude knocked out in 2014. So 12 years. So that guy hasn't been around for 12 years now? I don't. It's unclear if the husband worked in some sort of a profession.
Mo
Yeah. Why do you just have dynamite?
Rod Ryan
Well, he might use dynamite. So the dynamite did not detonate. It was taken to a secure location. Don't worry. I've already googled. Do fireworks and explosives keep better in the freezer? Apparently they do. However, officials say that if all 20 sticks had exploded, the blast could have potentially leveled the area, causing significant damage to the entire neighborhood. So everything's good. They took the dynamite. It's gone.
Mo
It still worked. I want to know.
Rod Ryan
I don't know if they detonated it.
Mo
They had to, right?
Rod Ryan
I don't know if there's. There's got to be a way to switch. There's got to be a way to
Mo
destroy it without detonating.
Rod Ryan
I mean, you're thinking they're all wired together like in the movies.
Mo
I think that's what I'm thinking.
Rod Ryan
I think it's just 20 sticks of dynamite there. There's got to be a way of destroying it or reusing it. Or maybe the bomb squad needs dynamite for something. Maybe they're going to go mining.
Mo
Yeah, we got 250 coming up.
Rod Ryan
If something happens to me, please explain why. In my Google search can you purchase dynamite? Right.
Mo
That's your bag. My Google search is a hot mess.
Rod Ryan
So, just for. For research purposes. I'm just wondering if this guy isn't in the industry, whatever industry that would be. Yes, you can legally buy real dynamite, but only if you possess a valid federal explosive license or a permit. Everyday civilians, without that professional license, it's strictly illegal. You can't buy dynamite.
Mo
Interesting.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
They use it like in construction. Right.
Rod Ryan
Still, they just took down a building.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Here in Houston. Right.
Mo
It was dynamite?
Rod Ryan
I think so. Oh, I don't know. What else would you use?
Mo
What do you know, Al?
Alex
Train robberies.
Mo
Train robberies and construction.
Rod Ryan
What's the stuff that looks like clay? Detonating clay. It's called something. I know there's a name.
Alex
Is that it? Right.
Rod Ryan
Maybe that's what they use.
Alex
Little cubes you can shoot.
Rod Ryan
Oh, I see some hillbillies. I see some hillbilly videos.
Alex
Mission Impossible. Like little sticky stuff there.
Rod Ryan
And they just like put like, boom.
Mo
And then they stick it. Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I don't know if it's dynamite and it's just the putty holding it on There. But it seems like. It seems like that. It seems like in the movies that they're putting the. The wires into. Into the putty, into the clay. And that seems to be the explosive part. It's a name that we would know that we like, used as probably kids or something. Well, you can't buy it, but that's why I searched it on Google.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
I'm not planning on doing anything irrational.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
Thank you for clarifying.
Rod Ryan
As bad as that visit to the orthodontist was yesterday, I'm not planning on buying any dynamite. I. I just looked for it for the show to tell the story here. All right. I'm fine. Yeah, like in the movies, they're like, Bring me the C4. The C4. J. Bring me the C4.
Mo
Chili. Thanks, Chili.
Rod Ryan
Let's blast this door open. Here's Lincoln park fame. 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Yeah, we got it right there at the very end. C4. That's the stuff in the movies.
Mo
I don't think I've ever heard of that.
Rod Ryan
C4. Well, you probably don't watch. I mean, I feel like in every Chuck Norris movie that I watched, anytime they're. They're blowing a door. Every time they're trying to get into a Safe, they're using C4. It's this clay like material, and they slap it on the lock and then they put the wires in it and then. Then gets you where you need to go. Okay. C4. A lot of people sent that in to me. Thank you very much. Alex knows his dynamite. Even Marty says. Yeah, it's called C4, Rod. Also, can we get another spin at the end of the show? Show of honky tonk badonka donk.
Mo
No, no, my man.
Rod Ryan
Oh, no. It was a true low point song of the summer. That was an absolute low point in the history of the Rod Ryan show.
Mo
Obviously, you're wrong.
Alex
I disagree.
Rod Ryan
Was that Trace Atkins we played yesterday?
Alex
Don't act like you don't know.
Mo
Loud and clear.
Rod Ryan
I mean, 56 years on this planet, I almost got away with it. Not ever hearing that song. And then I heard it for the first time. Brutal. What are you giving away on mo the show?
Mo
Well, Rod, I have a hundred dollar gift card to the Republic Grill. Don't even get me started looking at the menu. I did it yesterday.
Rod Ryan
Just take the whole honey that hundred dollars.
Mo
Holy.
Rod Ryan
And just say holy. Give them the gift card and say, bring me as much cornbread as I can get on this card. And then just do that. That you will. You will freak out at how great the corn. Just the cornbread. It's the most. It's the craziest thing ever. Okay. Republic Grill gift card is what we're offering up. Mo's got a question for you. On the flip.
Alex
Houston's rock.
Rod Ryan
Houston's alternative all day. And the Rod ryan Morning Show.
Mo
94. 5 the Buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. All right, 951. Sitting on a 100 gift card to one of my favorites here, the Republic Grill. Three great locations. I talk about them all the time. If you're heading up to the Woodlands, going to a concert, you want to get a great meal in your belly before the show. Ooh. Republic Grill. Okay. To win that 100 gift card, what's your question?
Mo
Rod, remind me, what was the name. The DJ name.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
Of today's hit the post winner. Don't say it out loud.
Rod Ryan
Brecky with Becky didn't win.
Mo
Oh, you made me pucker up a little bit. 713-212-5945. If you know the answer.
Rod Ryan
Ryan came in like a lion.
Mo
Those were not the answers.
Rod Ryan
They stepped on the lyrics.
Mo
It was the winner.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
What was her.
Rod Ryan
They were all great. They were all great today. 713-212-59. 945. What was the winner? You're clear to go.
Mo
The buzz is right in your pocket.
Rod Ryan
Yo. Tell your smart device to play 94. 5 the Buzz on iHeartradio. All right. 945 the Buzz. Rod Ryan Show. Getting ready to wrap things up here for a tat Tuesday. It was our number one blog page. The looking at girls blog page. Number two. A close up second too. Who's having a birthday today? Natalie Portman.
Mo
She. Princess Lila.
Rod Ryan
Princess Leia.
Mo
Is that her?
Rod Ryan
No. Oh, you're going to get in trouble for that.
Mo
I don't care.
Rod Ryan
You are Harry Potter. You really stepped in it.
Mo
What?
Alex
Princess Amadal.
Rod Ryan
I don't.
Mo
I know. I recognize her face.
Rod Ryan
She was in some later Ladder. Star wars wars movies. But Princess Leia was the OG Carrie Fisher.
Alex
She was Leia's mom.
Rod Ryan
Oh, God. All right.
Mo
Was she? I see. Why. I don't.
Alex
Christensen was Anakin.
Rod Ryan
He fell in love with her.
Alex
She was way older than him. It was a whole weird thing. Jedi Council.
Mo
You brought this up. You started this. Rod.
Alex
Madme Am.
Rod Ryan
Then Toby Maguire came in and put him on a web.
Alex
That's Spongebob.
Rod Ryan
It's now time to know the show on 94. 5 the Buzz why anybody listens to this show. Good morning. Good morning. Mo over here just stepped in a big stop. Tauntaun turd.
Mo
Do you see what I deal with? C4.
Rod Ryan
Not that. Good morning, David. How are you?
Mo
Hey.
Rod Ryan
I'm doing wonderful. How is everybody doing? I don't know.
Mo
You know, I've been better. David, we would have done better downhill from here.
Rod Ryan
It would have been better if we ended the show 10 minutes ago. It really. We would have done ourselves all a big favor, but we had to give away this great gift card.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
All right, let's see if David was listening. Go ahead, David.
Mo
Remind us the DJ name of today's hit the post winner.
Rod Ryan
Oh, boy. The hit the post winner was Bay May.
Mo
Oh, gosh, David.
Rod Ryan
We were a little nervous. Nervous about that. Like who's gonna. I was rooting for her the whole time.
Mo
Thanks. Us too. David.
Rod Ryan
It's cool that she wanted to win that game specifically and the other people kind of crumbled around her. So there you go.
Mo
It was meant to be. You got a hundred dollar gift card for Republic Grill.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
You're the best.
Alex
Awesome.
Rod Ryan
I've wanted to try that place, bro.
Alex
This will make us go.
Rod Ryan
Are going to absolutely love it. I'm telling you my name on that. Okay, David, thank you for listening. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right, set him up, set them up. Seven time hall of famer, two time world champion. Why is the carpet Wet Todd got the unicorn question right. He's now Adam. Adam got in early.
Alex
Yeah, he did.
Rod Ryan
He got got in early. But he beat Adam who's like a one time world champion, six time hall of famer. What the heck? What a game this morning. What a game. And then why is the car for wet Todd? Do you remember the story? The guy that got in that was going to play turned off his bluetooth, his phone dropped. He thought he was turning off his bluetooth, but he turned the phone off. He's like, oh, my God, Rod, I was supposed to play. That's how Todd got his window in there. So Todd's the championship. He's gonna play tomorrow morning. He's gonna go for win number two. He's not in the hall of fame this year. He needs to get in there. Ross won the 311 Dirty Heads tickets. Jen won the Buzzerween with Three Days Grace. She's got those tickets. Your bay May, Mo did a great job. Hit the post today.
Mo
Thanks, guys.
Rod Ryan
You and your Bay May, they were the superstars today, making me look bad and my job. Ernest Won flyleaf. Is that right? Earnest One flyleaf. And Ben won Chevelle tickets. A lot of I can't. It's hard to keep up with all the winners. Today is your last Chance for the iHeartRadio Music Festival. Win them before they go on sale. Keywords are coming at 1 and 6 and then you got more keywords coming at 11, 2 and 5 to win. Win $2,500. Your portion of the 250,000 that we're giving away. Tomorrow's gonna be fun. Tomorrow's gonna be exciting. I am. I've never issued a challenge, nor has anybody ever issued a challenge like this. On this show, I'm putting up $10,000 of my money. My money, $10,000. I'm issuing the challenge. I will put in up to $10,000. Whatever kind of damage you guys want to do in the store or donate tomorrow. For our backpacks. We've done five thousand dollar challenges. We've been successful. It's taken four hours to get there. It's taken. Well, it's taken three and a half to get there. I'm asking for ten. I'm putting up ten though. So it's a put up or shut up. I'm not. I'm never shutting up. I'm putting up the 10. Okay, so we gotta change chance to raise a lot of money. Tomorrow it's the grand opening of the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. All of our new summer stuff will be in there. All right, so tomorrow's gonna be a fun day. All right. Reno is in for Jeremy. Non stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him at the 1 o' clock hour. Those other keyword opportunities, like I said, Teresa's gonna be doing that as well. That's it. We gotta go. 10 o'. Clock. That's it. I'm not like it's after 10. I'm not getting paid. Have it awesome tattoos day. We're on a 20 hour break. We will do it better tomorrow. AMF. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show page@thebuzz.com. With Labrella Betten Vetmab injection 6 year old cocker spaniel mix. Norman is back to his old self. And being part of the action, Labrella has helped dogs all over the world get back to their playful, lovable selves. Just like Norman Tap. Watch now to see Norman's story and other Labrella success stories.
Date: June 9, 2026
Station: 94.5 The Buzz, Houston, TX
This episode of The Rod Ryan Show brings plenty of energy to Houston’s morning with a signature blend of music pop culture discussion, local headlines, games, and audience interaction. Key topics include wild Houston news, a charity announcement with a big personal challenge from Rod, sports breakdowns, trending music and entertainment stories, and fun games involving listeners.
This episode is a perfect snapshot of why The Rod Ryan Show has such loyal, long-term fans: a balanced mix of essential Houston news, genuinely funny and personable hosts, interactive games, relevant pop culture coverage, and meaningful community engagement—plus the chance to win tickets and prizes just for listening and calling in.
Tomorrow will be a major show with the charity store match—don’t miss it for a chance to help local kids and put a dent in Rod’s wallet.
For full blog recaps, contest entries, or to support the charity drive, visit thebuzz.com.