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The Rod Ryan Show – Full Show Highlights

94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM), Houston
Date: May 18, 2026

Overview

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show delivers the usual blend of Houston-centric rock radio energy, playful banter, pop culture commentary, weird news, and interactive games. As a Monday broadcast, the crew dives into a recap of weekend happenings (both local and beyond), spotlights upcoming concert tickets, and discusses Mattress Mac’s latest act of generosity for veterans. Regular features like the “Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head” game, Fun Facts, trending news, and listener calls keep the show moving at an energetic, quick-witted pace.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Monday Morning Kick-Off & Show Agenda

[01:25–03:07]

• Rod, the main host, opens with energy:
  • “Welcome back for the weekend everybody. MILF Monday. Hope you had a great weekend. Thanks for coming back, hanging with us. Busy, busy, busy, busy Monday.” [01:25]
• Upcoming ticket giveaways for sold-out shows (Tame Impala, Blue October, Machine Gun Kelly, Triumph).
• Tease for Mattress Mac’s 150-mattress giveaway for veterans:
  • “He’s giving away 150 mattresses to veterans. He’s going to talk about that...” [02:13]
• Notes on weather and shout-outs to co-hosts Mo and Alex.

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2. Houston's Headlines: News & Local Stories

[03:07, 29:14, 57:52, 87:25]

• World News:
  • Continued U.S.–Iran tensions, with President Trump making strong comments about the Strait of Hormuz (“The clock is ticking for Iran... there won’t be anything left of them if they don’t get moving fast.”) [03:14]
• Austin Crime:
  • Random shooting spree: Four shot in 24 hours, suspects include teenagers, shelter-in-place issued in South Austin. [03:07]
• Viral Story:
  • Louisiana woman discovers boyfriend’s infidelity and hires a baker to destroy his $600 birthday cake for an extra $100 – leads to viral video. [04:22]
  • Co-host Mo: “I love a good fire story.” [04:26]
• Jeep Weekend Recap:
  • “Over the weekend in the Crystal Beach Bolivar area, Rod, I’m thrilled to report there were no injuries.” [29:44]
  • Stats: 1,500 traffic stops, 110 arrests, but “arrest free” for most, as Rod jokes about not being one of them.
• Poll of the Day:
  • Where do you keep your ketchup? Refrigerator or not? Overwhelming poll support for refrigerator use, but heated debate about food storage throughout the show. [30:12, 88:13]
• Trending National:
  • Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey’s fight highlights, Kiefer Sutherland cancels music tour, Pamela Anderson rumors with Tom Cruise.

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3. Sports Recap

[06:28, 33:49, 62:06, 93:15]

• Astros Update:
  • “Astros lost the Rangers yesterday eight to nothing. They did take two of three from the Rangers over the weekend though.” [06:28]
• NBA and Stanley Cup Playoffs:
  • “Cavaliers blew out the Pistons 125 to 94 in Game 7…” [06:32]
  • “Game seven tonight, guys. If you’ve ever wanted to watch a hockey game tonight, man, you gotta watch this sucker.” [07:38]
• Listener Engagement:
  • “Even if you’re not invested in the teams. What’s better than a game seven?” [07:24]
• Sportsmanship and Jokes:
  • Banter about not seeing James Harden lose in playoffs, “shaving tonight” superstitions, and Rod’s excitement for playoff hockey.

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4. Interactive Games & Listener Calls

“Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head”

[15:20–20:18]

• “Josh the Goat” goes for win number three; challenge from “fresh fish” Lee.
• Sample Q&A:
  • “What is the first letter of the Greek Alphabet?”
    • Josh: “Alpha.” [18:41]
• Antics, running jokes about “Goat” status, and playful ribbing of contestants.
• Quote: “To be the best, you need to beat the best.” [16:44]
• Josh advances; Lee vows to return.

Listener Calls and Shoutouts

[10:40–12:14]

• Antonio, a long-distance listener now in Utah, shouts out his sister (a bus driver) and Klein ISD drivers.
• Rod: “Dude, never leave us, Antonio.” [12:08]

“Fun Fact Flashback”

[22:06–28:32]

• Dr. Pepper trivia (logo changes, secret recipes) and how ketchup was once sold as medicine.
• Lauren and son’s Dr. Pepper Museum field trip inspire fun facts—banter over obscure soda details.
• Winning call: Cynthia correctly identifies ketchup as 1830s medicine and wins Tame Impala tickets. [28:18]

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5. Pop Culture, Music, and Celebrity Gossip

• Pam Anderson/Tom Cruise Rumors:
  • “Pamela is making room for love in her life. He called her to congratulate her on that last Showgirl movie, and they’ve been in touch ever since.” [05:12]
• The Strokes Guitarist News:
  • “Nick Valencia... taking a temporary break... Steve Schlitz filling in.” [06:01]
• Adam Driver at Cannes:
  • “He kind of joked it off. Was like, I’m actually not gonna comment on. I’m saving that for my book.” [13:44]
• Social Media/Blog Highlights:
  • “Looking at Girls” blog page, favored by Rod.
  • “Radio Wizard’s Six Picks” segment – quirky peek into programming boss’s weekend. [39:04]
    • “Six screens and a slushie machine. That is pretty interesting.” [39:11]
    • “Chloe wins. Six picks always.” [40:30]

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6. Mattress Mac In-Studio: Houston’s “Swell Guy”

[49:18–55:12]

• Mattress Mac (Jim McIngvale) joins to detail his annual mattress giveaway for veterans:
  • “150 mattresses tomorrow to veterans. Lots of them. 7 to 9am Gallery Furniture, North Freeway. Bring your veterans ID card.” [53:49]
  • “We honor the vets as they continue to serve all of us.” [55:12]
• Random Q&A and banter with Mac:
  • On personal habits: “I don’t use ketchup.” [53:18]
  • On the movie about his life: “I never saw ‘em, so I know nothing about it.” [50:51]
  • “I did a dive,” — reference to Mac’s approach to life and business. [54:20]
• Touching Chuck Norris anecdote:
  • “He goes, the men’s room, right? So he’s in the men’s room and this woman scoots underneath the stall, says, ‘Can I have an autograph?’” [52:22]
• The crew lauds Mac for his ongoing community contributions and no-nonsense character.

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7. Games Return: Texas Hammer Game

[41:06–46:15]

• The beloved “Texas Hammer” (Jim Adler) returns with music lyric trivia:
  • Classic: “It couldn’t be much more from the heart / Forever trusting who we are.”
    • Correctly ID’d as Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters.” [45:44]
  • “That’s what I would have guessed, too, Casey.” [45:45]
• Prize: Blue October “Blue Christmas” tickets for winner Casey.

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8. Fun Banter, Odd News, and Listener Stories

• Vegas Recap, EDM Festival, and Celebrity Sightings
  • Co-host Mo returns exhausted from Vegas; discusses pool parties, country star parties, and seeing LeBron James.
  • “LeBron was there in his swim trunks. Was he just trunked out? He wasn’t just.” [68:55]
  • No paparazzi photos — “You didn’t take any EDM butt pictures?” [69:40]
• First Beer Stories & Nostalgia
  • Rod, Mo, and listeners swap stories about sneaking first sips of beer, favorite malt liquors (“RIP Schlitz”), and 90s/2000s adult beverages (Bartles & Jaymes, Boone’s Farm, Zima). [77:01–85:54]
  • “You made the run. That was a beer runner.” —Chili recalls childhood in Hispanic neighborhoods. [85:03]
• Weird Foods Segment
  • Spam Dogs: “Spam in the shape of a hot dog.” [96:24]
  • Asparagus ice cream and “wasp crackers” (Japanese snacks with actual wasps). Alex: “What do they taste like? Tastes a little like burnt raisins, if that sounds good to you.” [99:10]

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9. Local Engagement: Ketchup Storage Poll

[88:13, 114:27]

• Throughout the show, the crew stirs debate over where listeners store ketchup after opening — fridge dominates, but pantry gets support.
• “Where do you keep your open ketchup? Two options. Fridge or pantry.” [88:13]

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10. College Degree ROI Discussion

[104:27–108:28]

• Rod shares new stats about long-term returns on college degrees — communications finally cracks the top 10.
• “We got a trio of people that have turned their common communications degree into this amazing career here. I’ve never seen communications on a list of anything where it’s like a good thing.” [107:00]

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11. Closing, Recaps & Upcoming Promos

[112:52–117:31]

• Announces Machine Gun Kelly and Triumph ticket winners.
• Recap of show highlights, appreciation for Mattress Mac, and allusions to future games and upcoming Ditch Day.
• Special acknowledgment to producer Jeremy’s gender reveal (it’s a boy!). [112:56]
• Calls for feedback/suggested games for tomorrow’s show.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “To be the best, you need to beat the best.” – Rod [16:44]
• “I love a good fire story.” – Mo [04:26]
• “Dude, never leave us, Antonio.” – Rod [12:08]
• “Tom Cruise making love... I’m sure he makes everyone play this before he makes love to them.” – Mo [05:31]
• “We got a link up. We’re going to talk about that today on the show. A lot of people calling in.” —Rod, referencing the fleeting Gina Carano fight [10:29]
• Mattress Mac: “I don’t use ketchup.” [53:18]
• “Slushy machine. Well, Chloe’s in the picture too. So that’s what we. Chloe. Sorry, wizard, but Chloe wins. Six picks always.” [40:30]
• “Just show up... we’ll tie it down, load it up, and you’re on the way. It should be a good time for all. And we honor the vets as they continue to serve all of us.” – Mattress Mac [55:01]
• “Spam might be better for you than [hot dogs]... Hot dogs is lips and—” – Rod [96:58]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------|-------------------| | Show intro & run-down | 01:25–03:07 | | Houston headlines | 03:07, 29:14, 57:52, 87:25 | | Fresh Out of Bed Game | 15:20–20:18 | | Fun Fact Flashback | 22:06–28:32 | | Mattress Mac Interview | 49:18–55:12 | | Texas Hammer Game | 41:06–46:15 | | First Beers & Nostalgia | 77:01–85:54 | | Ketchup Storage Poll | 30:12, 88:13, 114:27 | | College ROI Discussion | 104:27–108:28 | | Mo the Show (Triumph Ticket Game) | 111:52–115:17 |

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Tone & Style

• Energy: Fast, upbeat, friendly, sometimes irreverent.
• Humor: Quippy, self-deprecating, and full of inside jokes (especially about show members).
• Local color: Houston-centric with live listener shout-outs; highly interactive.

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Summary

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show is packed with lively team banter, Houston news, wacky stories, and audience interplay. Featuring everything from concert ticket giveaways and Mattress Mac’s charitable efforts, to Monday morning games and debates about condiment storage, listeners are treated to a genuine mix of local flavor and across-the-board entertainment. The show’s tone is playful, conversational, and always keeps a pulse on Houston’s music, news, and cultural quirks.

Transcript

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[A]

Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now ladies and gentleme, here's Ron Ryan. Okay, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. Welcome back for the weekend everybody. MILF Monday. Hope you had a great weekend. Thanks for coming back, hanging with us. Busy, busy, busy, busy. Monday. Coming back to business. You know Josh the Goat, you know, if you're in the goat business, Josh the Goat going for win number three. Fresh out of bed. Head to head challenge. We'll play at 620 sold out. Tame impala tickets. My man Alex is super excited about this show. September 19th at the Toyota Center. They sold out like immediately. We'll have tickets for you on the fun fact flashback. We announced on Friday our buzz Blue Christmas edition with Blue October. Sunday December 20th. It's the third Blue October show at the 713 Music Hall. They're playing all weekend. Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Friday. A handful of tickets remain. Saturday sold out and then they the Sunday show tickets went on sale Friday at 10am we got tickets for you at 7:20 somewhere. We're gonna sandwich Mattress Mac in there somewhere. I just said mattress like I'm from western New York. He's giving away 150 mattresses to veterans. He's going to talk about that Machine Gun Kelly tickets. Machine Gun Kelly playing on Saturday. We've got tickets for you all week. We'll get to the Triumph show this Friday as well. I mean, yeah, that's busy right? 20 chance of rain, mostly cloudy, high of 90. Good morning Mo. Wel got in Houston's headlines.

[C]

Thank you, sir. Checking in on the US Iran business. Things deepened Friday into a war of words alongside a stalled military and diplomatic stalemate. So President Trump said that the US Not Iran, controls the Strait of Hormuz. And he also said the clock is ticking for Iran. He warned there won't be anything left of them if they don't get moving fast. While Iran's foreign minister shot back, saying, we cannot trust the Americans at all. Police are investigating a string of random shootings across the Austin area that left four people shot over the course of roughly 24 hours over the weekend. So officers responded to at least 10, at least 10 separate shooting incidents that led to a shelter in place for South Austin area. So two of the shootings involved Austin fire stations. Well, as of last night, police say they believe all three suspects are in custody.

[A]

Two.

[C]

Two of them have been identified as a 17 year old and 15 year old male, both accused of gun and vehicle theft. On top of all of this other shooting business, a baker set fire to a birthday cake. And I love this story so much.

[A]

You love this. I said this to you this morning going, mo's going to love this.

[C]

I love a good fire story. A woman found out that her boyfriend was cheating just before his birthday. So she called the Louisiana baker that she had hired to make this guy's $6 custom cake. She asked the baker if she could pay a little extra for the baker to destroy said cake.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

For $100.

[A]

This is Petty.

[D]

Tom Petty spent $700 in a cake.

[C]

It was already made. It was too late to cancel it. So she paid an extra 100 to have the baker smash it, set it on fire. And the baker added in a little lecture to the birthday cheater. And now the video's gone viral.

[A]

We got a video.

[C]

Thanks. I'm glad. Let's talk Pam Anderson because that girl is living. It feels like just yesterday we were about her and Liam Neeson getting after it.

[A]

Wrong one, Sorry.

[C]

Today it's her and Tom Cruise. Allegedly. Pamela is making room for love in her life. He called her to congratulate her on that last Showgirl movie and they've been in touch ever since.

[A]

So I had the wrong Kenny Loggin song in there. Sorry.

[D]

It's good.

[C]

This is good. Tom Cruise making love.

[A]

This is. This is Tom Cruise song.

[C]

You're right. I'm sure he makes everyone play this before he makes love to them.

[A]

What is making the world feel that they're together?

[C]

Him calling her. About a year ago, they were leaving a hotel together. Separately, but together. Just a nice little rumor mill.

[D]

A year ago.

[C]

That was a year ago. They're spotted.

[D]

She's dated Liam Neeson since.

[A]

Yeah, like she's made a movie with him and everything. That was kind of a scam too,

[D]

because they were like.

[A]

That was a complete scam.

[C]

Everyone just wants to know.

[A]

Trust this story.

[C]

Let's talk about Nick Valencia. The Strokes guitarist and co founder is sitting out again. The band had previously announced a summer tour, but then just posted on social media that Nick's taking a temporary break and that their longtime friend Steve Schlitz is filling in. He played with a band in their early years and actually filled in for Nick before another unexplained hiatus, obviously wishing him the best. But those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it, Alex.

[D]

Astros lost the Rangers yesterday eight to nothing. They did take two of three from the Rangers over the weekend though. Tonight they're gonna open up a series with the Twins. Tatsuya Ime going to be on the mound for the stro going up against Minnesota's Kendry Rojas. First pitches at 6:40 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavaliers blew out the Pistons 125 to 94 in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. It's weird seeing James Harden not lose Game 7 this playoffs that he's done it. So shout out to James Harden. Tonight, the Thunder host the spurs for game one of the Western Conference finals. Tip off's going to be at 7:30. You can watch it on NBC and Peacock and then in the Stanley cup playoffs. Who's going to be left standing tonight? Rod. Game seven winner to play the Hurricane Conference finals that'll start at 6:30. You can watch it on ESPN. That is what's going on in sports

[A]

even if you're not invested in the teams. What's better than a game seven? Alex?

[D]

When they. When they had the stupid little dumb ceremony they do in France Canada on Saturday night and then Buffalo just beat the the doors off of them like that.

[A]

Yeah, that was awesome. Game seven tonight, guys. If you've ever wanted to watch a hockey game tonight, man, you gotta watch this sucker. It's gonna be great. I think it's gonna be great. I hope it's great. Could get my heart broke. I could be shaving tonight. Oh, all right, let's go. Four hours of pain. You want in? First phone call could be all yours. 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show Yellow card, Ocean Avenue. That great way to get things started for not Only the day, but for the week. What's up? I think there's a bunch of schools that are having their last days. You might hear a little schools out for summer this week coming out of us. My kids school is making them come back after the holiday. The holiday weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got to go next week for a couple of days, but I think

[D]

you get, like, the holiday, right?

[A]

You get that? Yeah, you get the Memorial Memorial Day weekend, but it makes sense to, like, stop school on Thursday or Friday and then go into Memorial Day weekend and then that's it. Enjoy your summer. And that's not it. They got to come back for a couple of days. That's okay. It's all good. It's all good. Good morning, everybody. Busy, busy, busy, busy on this Monday morning. Hope everybody had a great weekend. Gee, I can't wait. Did the radio wizard have six picks this weekend?

[C]

He did now.

[A]

You should have had six picks this week. And you were in Vegas, right?

[C]

I was in Vegas.

[A]

Country music.

[C]

I'm sure people had awesome, awesome time.

[A]

Did you run into Ella Langley?

[C]

Yes. She said her best.

[B]

Did she?

[A]

Okay. I was wondering if she mentioned me.

[C]

You didn't see it on the award show last night?

[A]

No.

[C]

She didn't thank me on stage?

[A]

No, no, no. I specifically watched. I was hoping that she was going to mention me.

[C]

All 35 awards that she won.

[A]

Yeah. And she didn't mention me. Even one of them. Son of a bitch. Ella Langley on Looking at Girls Today, naturally. Alex, did you blink during the Gina Carano fight? Did you blink? Because you would have missed it. Watch it. That was stupid, them announcing. Stupid them announcing. Her winning was 22 seconds long. I played it for Mo this morning. Her winning the fight was 17 seconds long. And I thought, although she put 2

[D]

million of her before the fight was

[A]

a minute and a half. Yeah, that was quadruple the fight. She made over 2 million. Gina made just a little over 1 million for 17 seconds of work. That's just the payday from the Vegas commission.

[D]

But, you know, work. It was absolutely a work. But I don't know. The only thing that made it better is that, like, I had. I didn't get Netflix to watch this. I already had Netflix. Yeah. I didn't feel like I wasted money. I was doing that. If I had bought a fight and

[A]

people were treating it like they paid extra for it. I don't know. I saw the. I saw the outrage, and I was

[D]

like, I think it was kind of a fix. And they both just Wanted to make some money. But yeah, like if unless you subscribe that night, we, you didn't lose money,

[A]

There's a link up. We're going to talk about that today on the show. A lot of people calling in.

[C]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[A]

Antonio, looks like you're getting the first phone call today. Good morning, Antonio. Good morning, guys. Hey, man, what you got? You're live on the air. There's like three people up with us this morning. What do you got? So I just wanted to give a shout out to finally. Is the bus drivers okay? Is it your last week? I, I guess, I don't know. I know my sister is a bus driver for, for them. So if anybody knows Erica Rodriguez, you know, give her a shout out or say hi to her for me. You know, some regular Antonio. Give her a shout out.

[E]

Sure.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So, okay. I'm just kind of trying to stay awake here, you know, I'm driving into Salt Lake City, I guess for my job. Whoa, wait a minute. Where are you right now? You're on the road. I'm on the road, Yes, I am northbound I15 going to Salt Lake City from Logan. About an hour and a half commute. Okay, so you're gonna be in Salt Lake City today?

[C]

Utah.

[A]

Yep. Utah. Yeah, right. Okay. What's up? What's up? No, man, I, I listen, I'm sure your sister appreciates that.

[C]

Shout out.

[A]

How long have you been gone from here? I'm assuming you lived here at one point. Yes, I left back in 2009. Just basically travel and work and stuff. And then I just been gone. See, the only thing I like, I listen to the buzz all the time. Morning show and everything. And thank you. I once said, you know what? I'm gonna let Houston go and everything and stop listening to the Rod Ryan show. And then. No, no, I've been all over all the morning shows.

[B]

They just, they're terrible.

[A]

You know what, never mind. Maybe I'll just keep the Rod Ryan show. Thank you. Thank you. Dude, never leave us, Antonio.

[C]

We would miss you.

[A]

All right, Klein ISD bus drivers shout out. Antonio on his way to Salt Lake City, Utah. Tried out a couple of other morning shows in the country. Didn't work back with us. Antonio, you can never leave. Never ever leave. Thank you. I love shout out to everybody long distance listening on iHeart. I really appreciate you. Thank you. All right, quick break. When we come back at a rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for the game. Houston's rock.

[C]

Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the Buzz.

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94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Welcome back to this MILF Monday 6 24. We're good on the well 20 chance of rain today. We got rain coming later on this week. Alex, what's trending? Well, Alex Cooper is trending. She's headlining the looking at girls blog page.

[D]

Big news. Call her daddy. Hosts announced that she's pregnant.

[A]

Call her mommy. Am I right? I write the headlines.

[D]

So congrats to Alex Cooper. Shay Gilge's Alexander is trending. SGA was named the NBA MVP yesterday for the second consecutive season.

[A]

That's huge.

[D]

Yep. Yeah. Pretty big for him.

[A]

Two years in a row is insane to keep that level of play up.

[D]

And I'll open up the Western conference finals tonight. So.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Big, big weekend for him. And then Adam Driver is trending. He was at the Cannes Film festival over the weekend and I guess Lena Dunham had talked about him in her book.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

And said he was emotionally abusive and yelled at her sometimes. And he was asked about that and he said he kind of joked it off. Was like, I'm actually not gonna comment on. I'm saving that for my book.

[A]

Which he'll never put out.

[D]

He won't. But you gotta laugh. So that was pretty funny. And that's his training. When I read the Buzz.

[A]

Well, you were kind of in Vegas, probably out of it. I mean, you know, into what you were doing.

[D]

You're not paying attention.

[C]

Definitely not paying attention to Cannesville festival.

[A]

Did you see Tom Brady on the Runway?

[C]

I did see those pictures.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's something, isn't it?

[A]

He's on three things you must see today.

[C]

Oh, not looking at girls.

[A]

I should have, you know what? I should have put Tom Brady. Yeah, I should have put Tom Brady. I'm looking at girls. Where's our guy? Good morning, everybody. This is Josh the goat. I am your fresh out of bed, head to head two day champion. Yeah. I hope everybody has a great weekend because I'm coming back on Monday and I will make it win number 371-321-225945. If you want to just, I don't know, come on and just get beat up by this guy.

[C]

Let's go. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rob Ryan show. Welcome back from the weekend. I mean, I just, I'm getting ready for the game. I haven't had, you know. Don't tell me anything. Has anybody seen Wizard? Six picks yet?

[C]

Not yet.

[A]

Not yet. Busy over there. Okay, everyone's busy. We'll get there. We will get there. Somehow, Chili got out of his six picks and wizard was plugged in.

[C]

Gave them to our boss to do his homework.

[A]

20% chance of rain. Mostly cloudy today. Highs of around 90. Come on. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, Head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. Well, sure, that's the music for the game, but everyone's waiting for this. Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat. Greatest of all time. Spelled goat. G O, A T. Spell it out. Goat. Killer whales. Goat. Epic fails. Goat. Salad Shoes. Goat. Taste of glue.

[B]

Goat.

[A]

Frosted flakes. Goat. Red pen case.

[B]

Goat Nudity. Goat says nudity.

[A]

Goat Greatest of all time. Goat. Goat. G O it. Spell it out. Goat. Don't do drugs. Goat. Good morning. Good morning, Rod. Welcome back from the weekend. It's great to be back. Going for win number three. You only. You only secured two wins last week, right? This is win number three today, if that is correct. If. It's a big if. I'm not saying you're gonna win today. It's always a big if. It's a big if. Because here's what makes it even a bigger if. A nice piece of fish. It's a fresh fish. This might be the new greatest player of all time. We don't know yet, Mo.

[C]

We're finding out today.

[A]

We're gonna find out what Lee's all about. Good morning, Lee. Hey, good morning, guys. How are you? Great. You picked a hell of a day to play this game for the first time.

[C]

I love it.

[A]

Tell me about it. Have you. Where you from, Lee? Missouri City. Have you ever heard, like, a chubby bald guy with a furry face on this radio station say, to be the best, you need to beat the best? You ever heard that before? All the time. Okay, well, let me say it to you. To be the best, you need to beat the best. Lee, come in here and shock the evermother loving world. I don't know what I just said.

[C]

Okay, you got it.

[A]

Let's just try not to swear you shock the world, Lee. Two questions away. Give it my best from like, Good luck, Lee. I'll write your name on the wall. I'll write it on this. I'll write it on the wall. If you win, shout out your name when you think the answer. Lee and Josh, what are they playing for?

[C]

We have a brand new Rod Ryan show T shirt.

[A]

Oh, My God. Why would you add so much pressure to this, Lee? These are the questions. Lee, your two questions. Hey, Rod, can you turn the music down? Oh, good. Good call on that. Thank you. All right, here comes your questions. I got my marker in the hand. I'm gonna write Lee's name on the wall. I'm gonna write his name on the wall marker. I'm gonna date it. Then I'm gonna have Lee come in and sign it.

[D]

You're gonna get in trouble.

[A]

It's worth it, Lee. I'll do it for Lee. We're gonna have to have a meeting. Lee and Josh, question number one. What is the first letter of the Greek Alphabet? All I heard was Josh. Same Josh. Alpha. Alpha's a correct answer. Now, we were all waiting to hear Lee, and I didn't.

[D]

I didn't know the answer. Oh, so it was a very beta response.

[A]

That was a real question. We need more of those. Mo. We need less of those. Lee doesn't like that question.

[D]

Now, in the mythology tomorrow.

[A]

Why do you hate Lee? Well, he's not Greek.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right, here we go. Lee, question number two. Let's get you involved in this game. If you roll a pair of standard dice, what is the lowest sum? Okay, now, Lee got in after goat. Josh said his name first. Josh, answer two.

[D]

Snake eyes.

[A]

They're game, bud. You know, Lee, if it wasn't for that dumb Greek question. The ancient Greeks always said, are we in Greece? What's going on?

[D]

I know, right? It even took him a minute to

[A]

chime in on it. I mean, he had to think about it, too. You hate the American Alphabet.

[D]

She just loves John Travolta. Also Greece.

[C]

Oh, Greece.

[A]

Slovakia.

[D]

Loves Euros.

[A]

All right, Lee, I don't know what to tell you. You were set up. Hey, it's fun. First time. I'll be back. All right, Josh, you didn't lose to a fresh fish.

[D]

You're all right.

[A]

I have before. I know. You know? Not today, though. You just don't know what it's gonna be. That's why you play the game. You want to play tomorrow. I will be here tomorrow. Yes. I'm looking forward to it. The Rod Ryan show. A radio network. An Empire upon an Empire on 94.

[C]

5.

[A]

Now it's complet control. The buzz. 94. 5. The buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on this MILF Monday. Welcome back for the weekend, everybody. Mostly cloudy today. 20. Chance of rain, highs of around 90. Bring the goat. The Fresh out of bed, Head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good Morning, everybody. This is Josh the Goat. Continuing my winning ways. I am your fresh out of bed, head to head three day champion. But I know it's all about that next game. Join me on Tuesday as I make it win number four. Nice having some fresh fish in there. I'm sure Josh loved it too. But I mean, I. Fresh fish. Let's go. Step it up, man. If you want to play this game, it's got a call. Keep the phone number handy. 713-212-5945. Mose got sold out tickets for you coming up on the fun Fact Flashback. But I brought us a new. Well, I didn't bring in any. What is the fun fact? Stop. My mouth's moving way too fast today. I brought in fun facts today. But I didn't need to. I got some sent to me. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Lauren was on a tour and she went to the Dr. Pepper Museum.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Alex, did you go there? Me and Dinah did when you visited

[D]

Waco Chip and Joanne Gaines place.

[A]

And then we saw the Dr. Pepper Museum. I thought you and Dinah did a road trip back in the day. So she.

[D]

And the Branch Davidian vault location.

[A]

There you go. So she went to the museum with her son on his field trip and she said, you know what I thought of you guys? And I jotted down some fun facts.

[C]

So, so kind.

[A]

I thought I was going to use like one of them. I'm like, these are nails, man. I'm going with every one of them. Here we go. Thank you. Lauren Dixon and your son. Dr. Pepper got rid of the period after the doctor in the 1950s. They said that rumor is that the period next to the R made it look like the word die and they didn't want to advertise that. So starting in the 50s, any logo that you see with Dr. Pepper with a doctor period, it's a fake, it's a bootleg. They don't do that.

[C]

Dr. Pepper no period.

[A]

What do you think of that one? How nails you over there? Never. Never been there.

[C]

Waiting to be impressed.

[A]

Wake them up.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Only three to five people know the exact ingredients of what goes into Dr. Pepper at any one given time. It is so secretive that they have three different groups of people who have to sign their lives away before they concoct Dr. Pepper. One group puts in a few ingredients, the other group puts in their ingredients, and the last group puts in the last part that Is fun. Very secretive. Very secretive. Secretive.

[C]

I like it.

[A]

Do we think that it's plum that gives us its odd taste? Distinctive taste. I wouldn't say odd. Plum.

[C]

Plum. I think I've never heard that before.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's a plum. Yeah. Plum juice, I think. I don't know. Who are those people in the hallway? Why are they coming after me now? Dr. Pepper and people everywhere. Sorry. Dr. Pepper. I just heard that somewhere.

[C]

Rumor. It's going around.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

He doesn't know.

[A]

Speaking in tongues. Today, Dr. Pepper also makes Big Red.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Big Red is made of lemon, orange and vanilla. Big Blue is also made of orange, lemon and vanilla. Same flavors, just different color. It is a citrus cream soda

[C]

that messes with your brain.

[A]

Lauren, awesome job today. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, here we go. Mo, what you got? I heard these are sold out.

[C]

Tame impala sold out September 19th at the Toyota Center. It looks like tickets for the 20th show are still available. Toyota Center.com but we want to get you to the sold out show. If you know the this flashback, it's

[A]

your fun back flashback. What was turned into pills in the 1830s and sold as a medicine to treat indigestion and diarrhea. 713-212-5945. If you know the Flashback 4 sold out tickets. It's now time for rock out with your stock out with Captain Cash. That's right. Your opening act today is diarrhea. Now over to Hal.

[C]

Welcome.

[A]

Sorry, bro. What you got today? Speaking of going back to Friday.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

It was a bad day on Wall Street. The dow is down 537 points. Kickoff this morning at 49,005 26. Nasdaq down 410 to 26,225. Benchmark 10 year treasury up in yield today to a 4.6%. And oil trades at $106.35 a barrel to the most active big studs, Salesforce, Microsoft and Chevron. Big duds. Nvidia, Boeing and Caterpillar. The economic calendar this morning, it's all clear right now. Futures not looking good on the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's it.

[D]

I'm out here.

[A]

This is hall and managing director with the Raymond James Porter for the Rideline show. From Raymond Jim's on sand flipping Augusta and nopca Toys rock out with your stock out.

[C]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE, ASIPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but is not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahn Finance, Houston's

[A]

Rock An Alternative and the Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am the buzz and Doug. There's nowhere I wouldn't go to help someone customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual. Even if it means sitting front row at a comedy show.

[C]

Hey, everyone. Check out this guy and his bird. What is this, your first date?

[A]

Oh, no. We help people customize and save on car insurance with Liberty Mutual together. We're married. Me to a human, him to a bird.

[C]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league.

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Anyways, get a'@libertymutual.com or with your local agent. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[F]

I'm here on the job site with Dale, who's a framing contractor.

[A]

Hey, good morning.

[F]

Dale trains it up to Geico Commercial Auto Insurance for all his business vehicles. We're here where he needs us most.

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Yep, they sure are.

[F]

We make it easy for him to save on all his insurance needs, all in one place with coverage that fits his business and bottom line. Oh, I shouldn't have looked down.

[A]

It's all right.

[F]

We're so far up here.

[A]

Look at me. Take a deep breath.

[F]

I'm good. So good.

[A]

Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. It feels good. To Geico 94. Five, the buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. Come on, get your. Good morning. Who we got here on the phone. Maybe if I hit that. There you go. Hi. Good morning.

[C]

Good morning. Hello.

[A]

Hello. What's your name? Hey.

[C]

Cynthia.

[A]

Cynthia, welcome in.

[C]

Thank you. Thank you.

[A]

In the 1830s, this product was turned into pills and sold as a medicine. What is the product?

[C]

I believe it is. Is ketchup.

[A]

It is.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Girl's got more ketchup news coming up. I mean, we're just. We're nuts about ketchup today. Cynthia, you're the winner. You guys sold out tickets for her Tame Impala.

[C]

Sold out. Toyota Center, September 19th. Cynthia, you will be there. Everybody else will have them for you all week. But you can also buy tickets to the September 20th show. It looks like a few are still available toyota center.com. hey, that's fantastic. My birthday is September 19th.

[A]

Yeah, perfect. Cynthia, have an awesome day. Thank you for being on the show. You sound great. Nothing over a 20% chance of rain. Mostly cloudy today. High of 90. Let's find out what Mo's got in Houston's headlines.

[C]

Thank you, sir. The U.S. iran standoff deepened Friday into a war of words alongside stalled military and diplomatic stalemate. President Trump said that the US not Iran, controls the Strait of Hormuz. He said, quote, the clock is ticking for Iran. And he warned that there won't be anything left of them if they don't get moving fast. While Iran's foreign minister shot back saying we cannot trust the Americans at all. Jeep weekend. Over the weekend in the Crystal Beach Bolivar area, Rod, I'm thrilled to report there were no injuries.

[A]

Great news.

[C]

Yes. DPS records do show there were 1500 traffic stops. 110 arrests over the four day weekend event. Not sure where that looks compared to past years, but.

[A]

Have you ever done that? I've been down there once.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Did you get arrested?

[A]

I did not get arrested. I was arrest free. No injuries.

[D]

I was just kind of sound like a square dude.

[A]

Yeah, I was just observing.

[C]

Soaking it all in.

[A]

I was observing.

[C]

There's a lot to soak in. A big question on the poll today. I think it's up on the X, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Where do you keep your ketchup once you open it?

[A]

There's two answers. In the refrigerator or not in the refrigerator.

[C]

What's your answer?

[A]

So where do you keep your open ketchup? At home. In the refrigerator. 100% of our audience right now. In the refrigerator.

[C]

Yeah. Do you know you don't have to do that?

[A]

Anybody that's worked in. Anybody that's worked in food service knows

[C]

they just sit there, don't they?

[A]

You don't put them, you don't refrigerate ketchup. We'd like this big huge thing on the wall. We'd fill up the bottles and it wasn't refrigerated. It's just easier. It's not a convenience. And I don't think it hurts it. Does it?

[C]

No, not at all.

[A]

It doesn't change the enzymes.

[C]

It pours out a lot easier if it's left out.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

That's not science. That's real.

[A]

And I'll tell you what, I prefer room temperature ketchup.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I think I like it better cold.

[A]

I also like.

[C]

That doesn't make sense though.

[A]

I also like room temperature salsa. Oh, love it. And I keep my salsa in the fridge. I don't know if that's the same as ketchup, but I prefer it room temperature.

[C]

Interesting. That 100 of the pole puts it in the ketchup.

[A]

Where do you put bread in the refrigerator?

[C]

There's actually a whole list of things that came along with this poll.

[A]

Where do you keep your bread?

[C]

I keep it on the the counter.

[A]

Even the stuff you make?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Cuz you don't have preservatives in the stuff you make?

[C]

No, it gets stale quicker in the refrigerator.

[A]

Okay. What's. What about bananas on the counter and

[C]

you're supposed to wrap the stems.

[A]

Yeah, don't do that.

[C]

Me either.

[A]

The trick that I heard about the bananas, I don't know if it's true.

[C]

What is it?

[A]

You leave them on the counter until they're at the ripeness that you like and then you put them in the fridge at that point. Oh, that's what I heard.

[C]

Work.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Oh, do you do it?

[A]

Yeah, try and then whatever. Well, no, I'm not gonna do myself any favors. There was some that went bad and I made banana bread this weekend.

[C]

Heck yeah.

[A]

No, I didn't bring any in. So that's why I said I shouldn't have said that. What else?

[C]

Ronda Rousey beat Gina Carano in 17 seconds.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Definitely a headline. Ronda said Gina is the only person who could have brought her into mma and the only person person who could have brought her back. And brought her back she did.

[A]

So $2 million had nothing to do with her coming back?

[C]

The very first ever broadcasted live on Netflix. Rousey earned 2.2 million. Karana took home over a million dollars. I think they're fine. Then in music news, Kiefer Sutherland had to cancel his tour.

[D]

Did I know he was a music tour of 24?

[C]

Listen

[D]

into an old friend, the Keith man.

[A]

It sounds like Kiefer.

[C]

I don't hate it.

[A]

K Dog. Why couldn't Jack Bauer.

[C]

Why couldn't he get anybody come to his shows?

[A]

I don't know. I mean, there's gonna be people that just want to see Kiefer Sutherland.

[D]

That's how you get him there, right?

[A]

The stuff that I've heard. He's good.

[C]

Really?

[A]

He's good. I mean, I don't hate this, but does he think. Does he think he's bigger than he is? Like what kind of rooms is he playing? Because he canceled, right?

[C]

He did cancel. He said he didn't want to play to half empty Houses and hopes to come to the US at a more suitable time. Low ticket sales.

[D]

You should play the Pentagon.

[C]

Houston.

[A]

What do you think?

[C]

I don't hate it.

[A]

He's guitarin and singing. Take it, Alex.

[D]

The Astros lost the Rangers eight to nothing yesterday. They take two of three from the Rangers over the weekend though. Tonight they're gonna open up a series with the Twins. Tatsuya Ime is gonna be on the mound for the shows. Going up against Minnesota's Kendry Rojas. First pitches at 640. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavaliers blew out the Pistons 125 to 94 in Game 7 of the Eastern Conf Conference semifinals. Tonight the Thunder are going to host the spurs for game one of the Western Conference finals. Tip off is at 7:30 and you can watch it on NBC and Peacock. And then the Stanley cup playoffs. The Sabres and Canadiens are going to play game seven tonight. The winner will face the Hurricanes in the Eastern Conference finals. That'll start at 6:30 and you can watch it on ESPN. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

Thank you. Hey, we're back to playing the Texas Hammer game. Remember the one where he does the lyrics of the songs? So I mean, we're not done with the Texas Hammer ever, right? Risk it is done. Two weeks of Risk it for the Biscuit was phenomenal. But we're back with the proper Texas Hammer game. It's gonna be for that new newly announced Blue October Christmas show. It's all coming up Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[F]

I'm here on the job site with Dale who's a framing contractor.

[A]

Hey, good morning.

[F]

Dale traded up to Geico Commercial Auto Insurance for all his business vehicles. We're here where he needs us most.

[A]

Yep, they sure are.

[F]

We make it easy for him to save on all his insurance needs all in one place with coverage that fits his business and bottom line. Oh, I shouldn't have looked down.

[A]

It's all right.

[F]

We're so far up here.

[A]

Look at me. Take a deep breath.

[F]

I'm good. So, so good.

[A]

Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. It feels good to Geico 94. Five the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Food fighters starting off the seventh spot. Welcome in. If you're just joining us, wakey wakey. Hands off snakey. If you're carrying over from the homeroom portion of the show, thank you very Much. Pretty busy little hour we got for you just specifically in the 7 Texas Hammer game. We're back to our old ways. We're back with our the classic the Texas Hammer game. If you didn't hear Friday's show, we announced a third blue Christmas with 94. 5 the buzz with our friends, Blue October. They sold out their Saturday show. I imagine the Friday show's probably just about sold out by now. It was a handful of tickets on Friday and we announced a Sunday, a third show at the 713 Music hall on Dec. 20. We announced it and tickets went on sale Friday at 10am so they already sold a ton of tickets for that Sunday show. So three big shows. 713 Music Hall. I want to explore. I want to talk about that because it's great. The 713 Music Hall. I love it. I don't want to put the venue down. I love it. It's one of my favorite places to see a show. But Blue October, Toyota center next year. Year, next year, Toyota Center. They have to. And they would love that.

[C]

It'd be really awesome.

[A]

Can you imagine going from all those shows? They did a hundred shows at Fitzgerald's and smaller clubs before that. And then you want to play the arena in your hometown. Of course you do. Goals.

[D]

All right.

[A]

I do want to get into that at some point. I don't have time today, so we're going to play that game. We're gonna say hi to Mattress Mac. He's got a big promotion coming up tomorrow, so we're gonna say hi to him. I wanted to get an update on his movie. Remember, they're making a movie like, about him with like Hollywood actors. Rob Cordry is in the movie. I know. Alex and I, we love that guy. So anyways, we're gonna check in with him, but huge morning Radio wizard has six picks today. Have you ever wondered, I know you guys have been sitting around wondering, God, what, what goes on with the Radio Wizard. I love to see what he gets up, gets into on the weekends.

[C]

A man of mystery.

[A]

You know what I mean? Chili somehow got out of his six picks and Wizard, I still don't know how it happened. Yeah, I blacked out, but the wizard is in. I'm reading right from the pages of the world famous Rod Ryan so blog page. It says here, I am amazed that Rod let the wizard have a turn. I don't think I had a choice. I think Chili just said he wasn't doing it.

[D]

Yes, he may have yelled about all of his pictures.

[A]

Do I need to Give both of you guys like diaper wipes.

[D]

Just say you're mean about all this photos.

[A]

He may have vetoed this one off and take the fun back. We may veto this one and give the fun back to chill. In the meantime, enjoy it while it lasts.

[C]

Okay, let's go.

[A]

Here we go. Got up on Sunday Saturday and had to check to make sure. Should I do the whole thing in the wizard voice?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

No.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

So apparently he gets up on Saturday, makes sure that the buzz is still online. He's got six monitors, and then he gives you the rundown of what you're looking at. Like, he goes through.

[C]

No, he does not.

[A]

He goes through what's. He's got six screens in front of him, and he. He's telling the listeners, here's what's on every screen. I don't want to spoil it for you. I want you to let you go. Look at that.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[A]

He goes on to say, it was hot. So my daughter Chloe and I made slushies.

[C]

That's awesome.

[A]

Wizard's got a badass slushy machine at his house. That is pretty interesting. I didn't say that about the six screens. I am saying that about the slushie machine. More slushy. Why not? Six slushy machines and one screen. There's no alcohol in there. He's like, come on. I'm not giving my kid alcohol.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

All right. The slushies look badass. Visited fountains and statuary on Hempstead off of 290. Big weekend. Jesus was laying down. Oh, it's a statue. Okay, I got it. Oh, a little humor. Why is nobody helping me up? Okay, he's going for some humor here. Wizards going for humor. Next day, here comes the diving. And on with the scuba. He took a dive system that he built and he got. He built this dive system.

[C]

It looks like a.

[A]

Looks like a dog bowl. Looks like he used. Like, he made a dog. Like a diving system out of a dog bowl.

[C]

There's a lot of words here.

[A]

Okay. I'm sure there's some 3D printing going on there.

[C]

Not build life support equipment. Disclaimer.

[A]

And then he.

[B]

He did.

[A]

He did a dive.

[D]

I will not be making any life supporting.

[A]

And then a picture of his plants.

[C]

Full video coming soon.

[A]

Diving in plants, six greens. The slushy machine. Well, Chloe's in the picture too. So that's what we. Chloe. Sorry, wizard, but Chloe wins. Six picks always. For sure. All right, wizard, six picks. On the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] if you want to see his diving rig. I'm sure there's one or two divers out there that are running over call now to win the best game in Houston. Who wants it? All right, here we go. You guys remember how to play the Texas Hammer game?

[D]

I did.

[A]

Alex, you remember?

[C]

Never forget.

[A]

He'll be spitting some song lyrics. People are gonna have to guess the song in the band. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get in the queue now with chili. 713-212-5945. He's well rested. He didn't take his six pics. That guy should be a pleasure to talk to. The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show on this milf Monday. Yeah, we're getting set up for the Texas Hammer game. We're gonna go get right into into it. Nothing over a 20. Chance of rain today. Mostly cloudy, high of 90. There's Alex. Alex, you were just out there in the halls. Did you see Mac?

[D]

I did not.

[A]

Mattress Mac's supposed to be around here sometime. I said we get him on at around 7:35 because Mattress Mac, Texas Hammer. What am I doing?

[D]

Very busy.

[A]

All these Houston legends today on the show. Speaking of, there's Alex. What's trending?

[D]

Hello, Langley is trending. It says she swept the American Country Music Awards. Association of Country Music Awards, Academy Academy. Nailed it.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Nailed it.

[A]

She's deserving of all these awards.

[C]

She got like, what, 10 something?

[A]

Every time I ask you a country question, I feel like. Like, you think that their management is listening.

[C]

No.

[A]

What are you talking about? She's always like, they're a lovely person.

[C]

They're a lovely everyone.

[A]

They're really one of God's children. You will never give me a straight answer on a country.

[C]

You asked me who I didn't like and I told you.

[A]

She doesn't want to cross any paths. She doesn't want to, like, get crossed with anybody in the country world. She wouldn't say, like, who's a pos. Who's the biggest POS in country?

[D]

Morgan Wall.

[A]

They're all God's children.

[C]

Everyone's so nice.

[D]

Who?

[A]

Who's a jerk? Who?

[C]

Do I not like their music? I can tell you that.

[D]

Who?

[A]

Who You? No one's a jerk, okay? Who? Can't you say country music?

[C]

Morgan Rollin's not a jerk. He's awesome.

[A]

You don't like Chris Stapleton?

[C]

I don't like his music?

[A]

No, you don't like his music.

[C]

But he's a nice human he's shy.

[A]

Who's a jerk?

[C]

Sarah Evans.

[A]

She's a jerk.

[C]

Her and her husband are weird boys.

[D]

Said that Bob Evans and Sarah Evans,

[C]

they never like to fight each other.

[A]

But the sausage is killer.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

What else?

[D]

Ronda Rousey is trending. She beat Gina Carano in 17 seconds. Seconds on Saturday night. And her return to the Octagons. People talk about that. And then Aaron Ray, Aaron Rye is trending. He won the PGA Championship yesterday in Pennsylvania. That is his trending on 94. 5. The buzz.

[A]

Okay, let's go here. The Texas Hammer game. Who wants it? Yeah, I think we're ready for it. It's been such a long time. This is Jim Adler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game. It's about time. Welcome back, baby. Welcome back. With Rod Ryan on 94. Five, the buck. I'm waiting. This is the one. We get right into it. Like we're playing. Like the game's on right now. Holy craps. Okay, are you ready? Yeah. You remember how to play?

[C]

It's been a minute.

[A]

What do I do now? Talk to people.

[D]

Yeah. You bring in a desk phone.

[A]

Hi. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. What's your name? Jesse. Hi, Jesse. Let's review together to make sure that I know how to play. Let's make sure you know how to play. Alex has a clip loaded up. It is a band and he's got lyrics of the Texas. Jesse, am I bothering you? You doing the dishes? No. So it's going to be the Texas Hammer. He's gonna be spitting out some lyrics. You need to tell me the name of the song and the name of the band.

[D]

Okay?

[A]

Yes, sir. Okay, dude, let's take a listen together. Let's just get it out of the gate, bro. Here we go. Put down. Put down the scrubber. Just listen. He's washing dishes. Here we go. It couldn't be much more from the heart Forever trusting who we are omg. I think I know this.

[C]

Shut up.

[A]

Jesse. What's the name of the band? What's the name of the song? 3.

[D]

I've Got Nothing on that one.

[A]

Nothing but Dawn Dish detergent on your hands. Casey. Good morning, friend. Casey, how are you today? Doing good. How are you? I think I might know this one, Casey. See if you know it. It couldn't be much more from my heart Forever trusting who we are what do you got? Is it Metallica and nothing Else Matters? I think so. It is.

[C]

What? I mean, that's impressive.

[A]

That's what I would have guessed, too, Casey. Oh, yeah.

[D]

I got it right away.

[A]

It's gonna be a great day. I never get this damn game.

[C]

Rod never gets a Casey. You always get it.

[A]

Why would we not play for two weeks? Oh, we were doing. Not always, but you're the winner today. Congratulations. What are you giving them?

[C]

Yes. Blue October tickets. A pair of tickets to the Buzz. Blue Christmas with Blue October to the newly added third night. You'll be there December 20th. 713 Music Hall. Congrats, Casey.

[D]

Dude.

[A]

Awesome. Thank you, guys. Thank you. We just announced that show. Casey, hang on for me. I mean, now it's. Now it's playing his day. It couldn't be much more from the heart. Forever trust Trusting who we are. Yeah. That's easy now. All right. It is Metallica. Nothing else matters. Maybe somebody could go look, see if you find, like, a Texas tycoon.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Walk in the hallways, a mogul, a baron. See if you can find one of those for me. Grab me a Texas tycoon. If he's walking around in the halls. Here's metallica. Nothing else matters. 94. 5, the buzz. Come on. 4, 5, the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Metallica. Hey, wizard. That sounds good. In the morning. Nothing else matters. Texas Hammer game. Thank you to Mr. Adler for helping us out with the game today. Kind of missing the old fuse being lit, money.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Explosions.

[C]

That smell of explosion.

[A]

I do love the smell of that. Can we do fireworks Memorial Day weekend or we gotta wait till the 4th in the studio? I only did that once.

[C]

First and last time,

[A]

I think twice.

[C]

Oops. That's a good question. Do they sell them?

[A]

No. I may have thrown a firecracker in Dinah when she was in the bathroom. Happens. I may have done that. I got in big trouble for that. Then we. They didn't like that.

[D]

You know, they outlawed fun.

[A]

We tried to take. We tried to take a picture once. Yeah. And it was like, hey, you know, like, everything. Last freaking minute with this show. Like, hey, 4th of July's coming up. We should take a picture tomorrow. You know, like, everybody throw on, like, kind of red, white and blue. I just saw Mac walk by. If somebody. Jay, I see Mac got eyes on him. I'm vamping until Matt gets in here. So Doug is on the show.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

So whatever era that is. And I thought it would be a good idea. Like, why don't we just. Sparklers. You're not going to get in trouble for sparklers, are you? You don't realize how much smoke comes off of sparklers. We almost set off the fire, like, the Water things.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

It's an on the fly photo shoot. It's the fourth of July. It's like sparklers are going to look cool in the picture. Uncle Sam. Fourth of July. And I just. I couldn't believe how much smoke was. I go take the picture. Like, you hear me? I look so stressed out. I don't.

[D]

Turns out it's like all smoke that comes.

[A]

I'm like, oh, I'm so fired.

[E]

Mac, what's up?

[C]

No sprinklers allowed. Are sparklers allowed in the studio?

[A]

No fireworks in the studios. I've gotten in trouble a couple of times. Not try it again. You can't do that stuff. They don't let us do that stuff. Too corporate, you know? Which do you prefer? I threw these out here earlier today. Mattress Mac in the studio, everybody.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

Tycoon, mogul, baron, or all around swell guy.

[E]

How about Huckster?

[D]

Well, I. Huckster, yeah.

[A]

Well, you do have a little P.T. barnum. You do have a little bit of that, isn't it? Yeah, I. I just. I thought of tycoon like you're a Texas tycoon.

[E]

I would kill to have that in my mind only.

[A]

All right. I know you got some stuff going on. Hey, good to see you, bro.

[E]

Good to be here. You guys. I'm still alive.

[A]

What are you doing? You're working out?

[E]

Still kicking.

[A]

I can't believe what great shape you're in every time I see you. What's your regiment like? You.

[C]

You.

[A]

You got to be working.

[E]

Work out for an hour at night and go to sleep.

[B]

That's it.

[A]

So you do get in a little workout. Okay.

[E]

You got a good mattress, too.

[A]

What you drinking this morning?

[E]

Coffee. Leslie gave it to me.

[C]

Sweet. Leslie.

[A]

Leslie's a good girl. She's a good chick. I haven't talked to you in a little bit. Where's this Mattress Mac movie? Where are we at with the movie about you, like actor. Actors are playing you and you. Your people. Where's the movie?

[E]

I think the movie's in final production. My daughter Liz has something to do with it.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And they didn't film a bit of it at the damn store. And I never saw him, so I know nothing about it. I'll just show up on his time.

[A]

But you. You signed off on it. You signed off, you said yes.

[E]

She signed off for me. You know how it goes.

[A]

They make these movies in, like, Vancouver now, you know, like, they don't. It's like everything, really.

[E]

So they made it in some warehouse in Conroe from what I understand.

[A]

So honest to God, there's no footage of the. Of the showroom or anything?

[E]

Not that I know of. Those footage of me, they didn't film me. I guess they thought I was too old and too ugly.

[D]

So.

[A]

So for real, you don't even have a cameo? Like you're not even like walking by

[E]

on my own movie?

[A]

No. They would throw Stanley happy about it. They throw Stan Lee in all those movies.

[C]

He brought it up. He's not happy about it.

[A]

How could you not have a cameo in your own movie?

[E]

I don't know. I might. When I did the Chuck Norris movie, my son had a cameo in it. But.

[A]

But sidekicks, everybody knows that.

[E]

That's right.

[A]

Did you kind of tycoon that one?

[E]

I did.

[A]

You bankrolled it.

[E]

Every dime of it.

[A]

Oh, bankroller is going to make.

[C]

That's a good one.

[E]

They couldn't get. They wouldn't put it in the theaters enough. So my wife and Chuck and his entourage went on a 30 city tour for about 15 days. Going from one town to the next in a private plane, going. Getting the radio shows in the morning, stay in the theater at night, sign an autograph and we got the money back. Thank God.

[A]

You did make your money back. Now, on a serious note, we lost Chuck recently. Give me a Chuck Norris story.

[E]

Chuck was the greatest guy. Here's the Chuck Norris story.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

You know, celebrities get bothered a lot, especially big time celebrities like Chuck. So he was in Houston at a. And he was the nicest guy. Always signed autographs, took pictures, did the whole deal. That was Chuck.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

So he's at some restaurant with people eating. So he goes, the men's room, right? So he's in the men's room and this woman scoots underneath the stall, says, can I have an hot glass?

[C]

The bathroom.

[E]

He did it.

[A]

And he signed.

[E]

I absolutely.

[A]

Listen, I don't. I don't have a lot of rules, but I do tell guys, like, listen, I will never. What an honor it is for someone to ask. Ask you to take a picture with them.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's a huge honor. Okay. My dad worked his whole freaking life. Do you think one guy walked up to my dad, hey, can I get a picture? So it's a huge thing. Not in the bathroom. You don't know if there's gonna be an extra ding dong in the back or something like that. Yeah, no, I'm like. I will always say. I'm like, listen, right? The phone. You've done this. Like I've Seen you.

[C]

I've done bathroom pictures before.

[A]

I'm like, I'll wait for you out here. I'll gladly take a picture with you outside the bathroom, though. Just. You don't know. You're. Set yourself up for failure over there. All right, Mattress Mac in studio with us. Refrigerated ketchup or do you keep it? Do you refrigerate your ketchup after it's open?

[E]

I don't use ketchup.

[A]

So you don't use ketchup. That's why he looks like he does.

[C]

Maybe we should quit for real.

[A]

Like, what do you put on your French fries?

[E]

The store. That's it.

[C]

So good.

[E]

Boring life.

[A]

All right, let me know if they refrigerate their ketchup at the store.

[C]

I'll go check.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I'll run.

[E]

Absolutely.

[A]

It doesn't need to be refrigerated now. We got all the big.

[E]

I learned that.

[A]

We got all the big business out of the way. No fireworks in the building. You're giving away 150 mattresses tomorrow to veterans.

[E]

Lots of them. 7 to 9am Gallery Furniture, North Freeway. Bring your veterans ID card. Whether you're current or former. We want to honor the veterans, especially here on as we live to Memorial Day next week.

[A]

Now, is there a pre signup or is it just catch as catch? Can you just show up? How does it work?

[E]

Yeah, show up. We're gonna try to get another 50 matches today. So we give away maybe 200. But just show up in your vehicle, hopefully a truck. We can load it up and tie it down and you take it home and you got a new mattress. You're sleeping great that night.

[A]

Listen, just kick right in.

[C]

I love it.

[A]

Awesome. What time. So you start, you know, people are going to show up early.

[E]

Yeah, they probably start showing up about midnight.

[A]

I was going to say they're going to show up overnight. Right.

[E]

They line up, kind of camp out.

[A]

But you know what you're getting yourself into. You've done the water, you've done the drives, you've done all this stuff. So, I mean, as far as like managing the cars and doing, you know how. Yeah. When your people, they know how to do all this.

[E]

Same drill. Yeah.

[A]

What time do you get out there tomorrow?

[E]

About 6:30.

[A]

Yeah, he's got people. Yeah, he's a tycoon. Hello, Tycoons. Barons have a large group of people that kind of get up and do some of the things before, you know, you show up, but you'll be out there, so you got to get your Own mattress home.

[E]

You gotta get your mattress home. Just show up with veterans ID card in a truck or van. We'll tie it down, load it up, and you're on the way. It should be a good time for all. And we honor the vets as they continue to serve all of us.

[A]

And is it just whatever's available? Are there sizes?

[E]

Yeah, we got, you know, mostly queens. Queens and kings.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah, queens and kings. So big mattresses, great night's sleep. And best of all, it's free. Free? Free.

[A]

That's awesome. And all you need is your military id.

[E]

Military id.

[A]

Whether you are already served or you're currently serving, you're in. You get a free mattress either way.

[E]

We say thank you to all the bits, bro.

[A]

You know what? Scrap the tycoon. All around swell guy.

[D]

I like that one the best.

[A]

I think that's the best one.

[E]

I'm glad we got a decision.

[A]

All right, Mac, as always, thank you.

[E]

Great to be on. Thanks.

[A]

Always great to have y' all rock.

[E]

Thanks, guys.

[A]

All right, Mattress Mac, everybody. That's tomorrow. We'll post it. We'll get it up online so that you can see it. I'll ask Chili to put it up on our Facebook page. Just so that everybody absolutely knows where and when. It's gonna be a madhouse out there. But his people know how to direct traffic. They do know how to do this. All right. On the flip. Oh, I got a wreck. Check. Boy. We're starting to think about coming up up at the top of the hour. Hey, Machine Gun Kelly is playing on Saturday. We got tickets for you at 8. 20 triumphs playing Friday. We got tickets to that on Mow the Show. We're gonna get you into all the shows this weekend, guys. Stay with us. Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[C]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the book.

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Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. It feels good. To Geico. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show boy. A lot going on man. We're not even at the halfway point. 20 chance of rain, mostly cloudy, highs of around 90. Wizard our boss, six picks from the weekend. You kidding me right now? If you haven't checked those out yet, please go check out all the screens and graphs and scuba. It's all there too. You won't be disappointed. If you're looking for graphs, computer screens and scuba gear, yeah, it's there. Did we make this stuff up? Kidding me. He delivered.

[C]

He is who he is and we love him for it.

[A]

What you got for Houston's headlines?

[C]

Hey. So the US Iran standoff deepened Friday into a war of words. President Trump said that the US not Iran controls the Strait of poor Moose and said quote, the clock is ticking for Iran. He warned that there won't be anything left of them if they don't get moving fast. Then Iran's foreign minister shot back saying we cannot trust Americans at all. Police are investigating a string of random shootings across Austin. The left four people shot over the course of roughly 24 hours over the weekend. Officers responded to at least 10 separate shooting incidents that led to a shelter in place place for the South Austin area. Two of those shootings were Austin fire stations. Well as of last night police said that all three of the believed suspects are in custody. Two of them identified as 17 and 15 year old males both accused of gun and vehicle theft. On top of everything else a baker set fire to a birthday cake and I love this story. Woman found out that her boyfriend was cheating out Jack just before his birthday and she had some big thing planned including a big cake.

[A]

That's not the part of the store you love.

[C]

600 custom cake.

[A]

No that he cheated. That's not the part.

[C]

That's not the part that I love the revenge. You love you already. You get so far into like this situation you can't. There's no take backs on the cake. It's already done. So what's the baker to do? Well the woman asked if she could pay a hundred dollars for the baker to destroy the cake and sure enough she did. Did she made a video of herself smashing it, setting it on fire. And then an additional lecture to the birthday cheater man himself.

[A]

We have this do you on links and guests but Chili put it up if you want to see the the cake getting destroyed.

[C]

This baker's in Louisiana and I just love her so much. What a good girls girl. Pamela Anderson is living out there. Feels like just yesterday rumors are swirling about her her relationship.

[A]

Go for Maverick. Go for Maverick on Pete Anderson now. Go. Shots fired today.

[C]

She's with Tom Cruise. Allegedly, she's been making room for love in her life. Okay, so we know she was in that movie, the Last Showgirl, right? Golden Globe nominated performance. Tom Cruise apparently called her to congratulate her on this big comeback. And they've been in touch or touching ever since.

[A]

We don't know any of this. We know that she was on Baywatch and she was married to Tommy Lee. That's all.

[C]

That's all we actually know.

[A]

Okay. We don't know about what? This new era.

[C]

Here we are. We like to think about it.

[A]

Well, she doesn't wear makeup now. I know that.

[C]

How tall is Pamela Anderson?

[A]

Small. She's petite.

[C]

Smaller than Tom Cruise?

[A]

Yes, he's petite. He is. So if she's got ass jackers on. But he's used to that. Everybody he dates.

[C]

I mean, Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman is six feet, massive.

[A]

Yeah. Okay, so that's not gonna. Tom's not gonna shy away from that.

[C]

I just like to think about it.

[A]

It's just. Pam, Tom is not. Look at the laundry list here. Okay, let me just. Just Tommy Lee. Who wants in after that? I don't know.

[C]

Maybe Tom Cruise.

[A]

Kid Rock.

[C]

He likes action.

[A]

Brett Michaels. You forgot about Brett. You didn't even know Brett Michaels from porn. Poison was in there before all of them. Chachi was in there. Scott Baio.

[C]

So what's missing? Tom Cruise.

[A]

It really does not align with her stable.

[C]

I'm in with it. Nick Valencia from the Strokes, the guitarist and co founder, is sitting out again. The band had previously announced a summer tour, and then they just posted on social media that Nick is taking a temporary break. And that longtime friend of the band, Steve Schlitz, filling in. He's the guy that played for them earlier. While Nick was also on another unexplained hiatus. Obviously wishing the best, hoping everything is going all right with him, but those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Did you see Schlitz Beers going away? You just made me think of that.

[C]

Malt liquor.

[D]

It was malt liquor, wasn't it?

[A]

Did you ever have a moment with that?

[C]

Got it at a gas station.

[A]

I got a little Schlitz story for

[C]

you later in like every rap song of our childhood.

[A]

Yeah, I guess it's going away.

[C]

Really?

[A]

All right. Hey, sports guy, what you got?

[D]

Astros lost the Rangers eight to nothing yesterday. They did take two of three from the Rangers over the weekend, though. Tonight they're gonna open up a series with the Twins. Tatsuya Ime will be on the mound for the Stroz Gun up against Minnesota's Kendry Rojas. First pitches at 6:40 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk. Walk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavs blew out the Pistons 125 to 94 in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. Tonight the Thunder are going to host the spurs in game one of the Western Conference finals. Tip off is gonna be at 7:30 and you can watch it on NBC and Peacock. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs the Sabres and Canadians are gonna play game seven tonight.

[A]

Tell me I'm gonna win. Tell me my team's gonna win. I'm very, I'm very fragile right now.

[D]

I am fragile over the French part of Canada. So yeah, I'd like to think that they would win, but they can. They win at home. They just, they were saying they can't win at home.

[A]

They just waxed their ass. Okay. On Saturday night they destroyed them after

[D]

getting their ass is waxed. So now all of our asses are nice and smooth, ready to go.

[A]

Everybody's asses.

[D]

We got an ass off, equally waxed. Who's gonna move on? The winner's gonna take on the Hurricane in the Eastern Conference finals. That'll start tonight at 6:30 and you can watch it on ESPN.

[A]

Oh, game seven. Hockey. It's where it's at. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[C]

The Rod Ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am the buzz.

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[C]

So great. Thank you. Hope yours is too.

[A]

When did you get back from. It is. Thank you. When did you get back from Vegas?

[C]

I got home at 10pm last night.

[A]

Oh, this girl partied.

[C]

I went long and hard.

[A]

You went. You left right after the show on Friday.

[C]

Yeah, my. I had a noon 30 flight, but I had to get some stuff done, Rod.

[A]

Yeah, it's tough. Go get to Vegas. It's like magic. You get there, it's like you jump a couple of time zones. It's like, wow. I didn't miss any time. I'm here. Getting home stinks.

[C]

It was brutal and there were delays and yeah, here I am.

[A]

Okay. Well, good to have you back.

[C]

Thanks for having me.

[A]

You did not go to the country awards, though.

[C]

That were last night or last night.

[A]

But you were there. You went to parties.

[C]

Yeah. There's a lot of like stuff surrounding

[A]

industry parties, you know, people. But you got into stuff that people can't go to.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What was the most famous person that you talked to?

[C]

That I talked to?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Probably Zach Top.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that who's.

[C]

Last year he won. You run around with his new artist

[A]

of the year and you run around with his hoodie?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Does he know you have his hoodie?

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

You mentioned that to him?

[C]

I told him I wear the studio.

[A]

Did you get a picture with Z of me?

[C]

I don't think we took a picture.

[A]

Like, you're so big with these people. You don't even ask for a picture. It's beneath you.

[C]

I don't want to take pictures. I don't have pictures with my friends sometimes. Do you and I sit around and take pictures? Never exactly.

[D]

I do all the time. No, we don't take a picture a day with Mo.

[A]

Did you see Brooks and or done.

[C]

They were both there. Yes.

[A]

Would you take a picture with them?

[C]

Take them.

[A]

Was Georgia Line there?

[C]

One of them was there.

[A]

Let's go.

[C]

The Georgia. I really was hoping, really hoping for the comeback, but not if I wasn't at the show. I would have been devastated if that happened.

[A]

Like, if you. If you rolled up on Ella Langley, would you take a picture with her?

[C]

I. Yes. Because of you.

[D]

You wouldn't have done that with Georgia Line?

[A]

No.

[C]

What about Florida boy, Florida would have been there. Y' all are finding.

[D]

I was always a Florida guy.

[A]

So Mo's living the life Guys, I

[C]

have been to Vegas a couple times this year, which is weird for me. I'm so boring.

[A]

This girl party.

[C]

I did not.

[A]

He's out there.

[D]

Is Bart Crow there

[C]

from Medicine Bar?

[D]

Crowband band.

[A]

Stoney.

[C]

I didn't see Stoney. I also would have taken a picture of Stoney.

[A]

So help me God, if you see Stoney Larue and don't get a picture

[C]

with him, I don't even know if I would know who he was.

[A]

I will send you home. Did you see Shabuzi?

[C]

I saw Shabzi.

[A]

You saw him where? Where?

[C]

He was in Vegas.

[A]

No, where did you see him?

[C]

At a casino.

[A]

And you guys were at the same casino?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Was it in, like a high roller area?

[C]

Why are you asking me these questions?

[A]

Interested in you. Mo. Did you see Wizards pictures? I needed some interesting content on the show today, so I got to talk to you. There's a scuba thing on the back. Here's my six computer screens.

[C]

There was some EDM festival there this weekend, so there were a lot of celebrities there for that as well. Like over 300,000 people.

[A]

I've gone that weekend. Is it the daisy thing?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Do you remember the name of it?

[C]

There were a lot of zombies, if you will.

[D]

Electric daisy carnival. Is that it?

[A]

Hal and I were in Vegas one weekend and that daisy chain, Electric daisy

[D]

was going on neon fishnets. And we went really soft.

[A]

We went on that weekend. I wonder if that was it.

[C]

LeBron. I saw LeBron.

[A]

LeBron was there. You saw LeBron James?

[D]

Is he tripping balls?

[A]

Why am I pulling teeth here? Would you just give us a list of everybody you saw?

[C]

I didn't see Sofia Vergara, but she was right next to LeBron James.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This EDM Festival, there was weird stuff going on. Lots of butts.

[A]

Where do you see LeBron James?

[C]

At a concert in a pool party.

[D]

Was he dunking?

[C]

No. He was like.

[A]

No.

[C]

He listens to that kind of music. He was fist bumping.

[A]

Whose pool party is it a hotel?

[C]

It was a new hotel.

[A]

Okay. But you. You have to know somebody. But you have to know somebody to get into it.

[C]

No, you just buy. I think anyone can go.

[A]

You bought tickets to LeBron James pool

[C]

party, but LeBron James had bought. Purchased an area. He was there with his friends. Yeah.

[A]

And you saw LeBron James? I saw LeBron James there in his swim trunks.

[D]

Did he have.

[C]

Wearing a shirt?

[A]

He was. He wasn't just trunked out.

[C]

He wasn't just.

[D]

Was he with Ronnie?

[A]

Where's.

[C]

Didn't see him, but.

[A]

Where's Sofia Vergara?

[C]

In the cabana next to LeBron James.

[A]

And you didn't see her, though?

[C]

No, I didn't see her, but I saw, like, I saw later in, like, TMZ and people that she was there. I saw it.

[A]

Where are all these? There are so many butts and you're not taking pictures? Pictures?

[D]

I couldn't believe the outfit.

[A]

You know, Rod loves butt.

[C]

I felt weird that there were old men taking pictures of butts. And I was like, I'm not taking pictures of butts.

[A]

Like celebrity butts or just.

[C]

No, just, like, EDM bucks.

[A]

EDM butts.

[C]

They don't wear a lot of clothes.

[D]

Maybe they're making a new Pink Floyd album cover.

[A]

I don't know. You didn't take any EDM butt pictures?

[C]

Not a single one on my phone. Police.

[A]

We really set the wrong Gale out this weekend. Right?

[C]

I invited you. You didn't come with me.

[A]

We really sent the wrong person. Like, this should be this amazing chain of pictures.

[C]

But.

[A]

But, but, but nothing.

[C]

No, no, I did not take any butt pictures. No.

[A]

No shaboozy butt nothing. We really got to send somebody better out there. Oh, wow.

[C]

Hilarious.

[A]

Okay, on the flip, we got to take a break. All of that wizard six picks are up. That's what we're. That's what we're stuck with. We got all of these, like, maybe this. All these things happen, but no photographic proof. Hey, but the wizard did.

[C]

He had a great weekend.

[A]

Six picks. Yeah, he's got his six picks. Scuba graphs, computer screens. The slushy picture wins the best. Chloe wins for that one. On the flip of this break, we got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending. And then Mo's got Machine Gun Kelly. It's a big weekend here. Big concert weekend. Machine Gun Kelly playing on Saturday. We got tickets for you.

[C]

The Buzz.

[D]

Rock and alternative.

[A]

Very Houston.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning Show.

[A]

6 to 10am Cast company of the year. 94. 5. The buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Most got some great tickets to give to you coming up. Don't go anywhere. I see nothing above a 20 chance of rain today. Rain's coming later on this week, maybe Wednesday. It's going to start getting rainy around here. But today, 20% chance. Both today and tonight, mostly cloudy, high of 90. Alex, what's trending?

[D]

We just talked to us at length about the ACM awards. That's. That's one of the top trends right now.

[A]

Yeah, she, like, pieced out before the awards, but went to all the pre

[D]

parties, didn't hang out with anybody that she took pictures of for us. So we like all the people that she was hanging out with.

[C]

Sorry.

[A]

Who hit.

[C]

Wasn't my turn.

[A]

Who hit your mind after we were live on the air and you said, oh, I forgot to tell them about this.

[E]

Oh, who else?

[C]

Nobody.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Oh, really?

[D]

Was nil Nas X there? You tell us, country legend.

[A]

You tell us. We're. No. Why are you holding out on us? I'm.

[C]

I'm boring.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

[C]

I read a book.

[A]

Sorry. I did shots with Garth Brook. I didn't mention that.

[C]

Oops. I forgot to mention that I did

[A]

a bong with George Straight.

[C]

Did I mention that he was in Austin this weekend?

[A]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. Why did you miss that?

[C]

Yeah, because I was at the acm.

[A]

Well, I know why, but I've seen him. You've seen George Straight a lot? Okay.

[D]

Oh, it's just nothing big to see him again.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

The king is.

[C]

Oh, him again.

[D]

Right now. This morning.

[A]

I've seen the Straights.

[D]

Dire Straits. Anderson Cooper is trending. He had an emotional final sign off on 60 Minutes after two decades as the host. I didn't know that was this weekend. I don't really watch 60 Minutes except for football season when it tells me that the weekend's over. It's the worst part of the weekend. Oh, no. Yeah, School is tomorrow is what I would always.

[A]

He's not leaving cnn. He's just not going to be a

[D]

part of to 60 Minutes. But he was very emotional, so. And then euphoria is trending. This is trending every Monday now. People just talking about what happened.

[C]

Weird stuff.

[D]

Who had sex with who and whose boobs. You saw probably City Sweeney's. I Euphoria.

[A]

I watched the first episode. I thought you were out. I might be out again. You're out. The first episode you were out, but

[D]

then you're back in. But now you're out.

[A]

All that outrage and everything of her dressed as a dog and like, wanting to get into only fans and all of it. I'm out. I'm out. But it false outrage. I'll just say this. The first episode, I don't think there was one booby in it. But Cindy Sweeney doesn't get naked in the first episode or anything.

[D]

I've not watched it.

[A]

Barking like a dog, but yeah, weird leash. Yeah, little dog ears.

[D]

That's what's trending, though. And I prefer the buzz.

[A]

Yeah, I'm out.

[D]

Solidary with You. I will also remain out.

[A]

Oh, there were boobs. Okay. No, I'm crazy. There's. There was a ton of boobs. Jesus. Sorry.

[D]

There's more. More boobs than What?

[A]

Do you give it away?

[C]

Triumph is Friday night. Machine Gun Kelly is Saturday night. Yeah, Woodlands Tickets on sale. Ticketmaster.com. we want you there Saturday night. Machine Gun Kelly. All you gotta do is be caller 10. 713-212-5945.

[A]

All right. Give me something to dial the phone to. Yeah, that'll work. All right, as you're calling in for those great tickets, here's Lincoln park numb. 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Lincoln Park Numb. I just sent you a bunch of pictures.

[C]

What are they?

[A]

We might have to edit them a little bit. We just. We finally got a picture. We have Mattress Mac on about an hour ago, Mac was in studio. We talked about everything but what he's doing tomorrow. Well, he's an interesting guy. He is. He's an interesting guy. I do like to talk to him about a few things, but Mattress Mac out at Gallery Furniture, the main location on 45, they're going to be giving away. He said he wants to get it up to 200, but right now he's locked in. He's got 150 mattresses giving them out to veterans tomorrow starting at 7. He knows you're going to line up starting at midnight and he's prepared for all the vehicle traffic and everything to go through Gallery Furniture. So good visit with him. But I sent you the pictures. Maybe, like, a little editing needs to happen. But we got chili in that picture, so we'll get that up as soon as Mo's doing her magic over there. If you want to send all those celebrity pictures over to us so we can see what you did over the weekend.

[D]

Vegas.

[A]

I don't know why you're keeping all that stuff to yourself.

[C]

You would die if you saw my camera.

[A]

Her role, so selfish.

[C]

It's so boring.

[A]

Boring or greatest weekend ever?

[C]

I had a great weekend. I just didn't take any pictures.

[A]

Like a female hangover. Yeah, a female country hangover movie. Probably could have filmed.

[C]

Hysterical.

[A]

I mentioned you said something about Schlitz earlier on the show today.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Like a band member of the Strokes. Is that his name?

[C]

Is it last name? And I. Every time I see it, I like, question it.

[A]

I have a fondness in my heart for the beer. Schlitz.

[C]

That must be what I have, too.

[A]

So Pabst owns Schlitz. They've owned it since 1999. All these beer companies are all, you know, cannibalizing each other. Pabst is ending their production of Schlitz, which began as a Milwaukee tavern brewery. Apparently, it was once America's largest brewer company. Was founded in 1849. Schlitz comes to an end the first time. These are weird stories to share because you're like, oh, God. You know, you promote these things now. My dad used to give us sips of beer when we were little kids, okay? If we went downstairs and grabbed my dad a beer, you know, we're all out backyard. Uncle stands over Dad's, like, hey, you run down and get me a beer. I'll give you a sip, you know? And then there's my mom. Patrick, stop giving the kids beer. Don't worry about it, Ma. And then he'd give us a sip, you know, and then you'd like to try to get a little extra or whatever. It tasted terrible, but it just. It was so cool, right?

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

It was so cool. So, yeah. So that's where I come from. My dad's giving me sips of his Budweiser. My dad drank the fully leaded Budweiser. Okay? Bobby Croysdale's. You guys know Bobby? He lived down the street from me. Okay.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Bobby was the guy. Like, when we wanted to do Evil Knievel jumps, like, hey, Bobby, go get some gas, okay? So he'd go get, like, a coffee can of gasoline. We'd put it in the street, light it on fire, and we'd jump it, like, Evil Knievel style.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Bobby would do anything.

[C]

It's good to have a Bobby.

[A]

Yeah, Bobby. His dad drank Schlitz. Bobby Croisdale shows up to my house, knocks on the door. Did Rodney come out? Sure. We go out. We had, like, a lot of woods, fields behind my house. We go out. We're just kind of, you know, just normal, just hanging out, summer, nothing to do but two dopey kids. And then he goes, voila. He pulls out a Schlitz.

[C]

One bottle.

[A]

Can.

[C]

One can. Oh, yes. Okay.

[A]

I didn't even know what it said. It's got that weird S on it. Whatever. I don't know what it was.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

We split a beer. It was the first time I had, like, a beer.

[B]

Beer.

[C]

More than just a sip.

[A]

Pretty young. Yeah, pretty young. Out in the woods.

[C]

You didn't like it?

[A]

Hated it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's just terrible. But that was my first. That was my first. My first beer. Yeah. Me and Bobby Croysdale Was that a gateway? We split a schlit. No, Many, many years went by afterwards. Yeah, we were young. Like Bobby. He was wild. He was wild.

[C]

Just light stuff on fire and drinking beer.

[A]

That's why I like that Bill Parker guy. He kind of reminds me of like some of the kids in my neighborhood. They were wild, you know. And then I was right along with him too. I'm like, I never said. I was never said. No, I don't know that I initiated the wildness. Do you remember your first beer? You don't have to say what year it was if you're married.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

What? What was it?

[C]

No, I would say. And when the boys were drinking beers, they would always make sure that we had like little smear knob. Isis. Okay, cuz I didn't like beer.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Maybe a Zima. No, no, you weren't a Zima girl.

[A]

Zima. You didn't want something different?

[C]

No.

[D]

But you put the Jolly Ranchers in those.

[C]

I didn't know about those.

[A]

I heard of that. That was definitely. Chicks were doing that.

[C]

My mom drank those BJ's coolers.

[A]

Bartles and James. Yeah.

[C]

Drink lots of those.

[A]

And those two old dudes, those old cooters sitting on the. On the porch were actors. What? That wasn't Bartles and James. They were actors. Yeah.

[C]

Years old.

[A]

When I'm finding now that's old time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

But a Boone's Farm.

[A]

Boone's Farm was a thing.

[C]

Yep. You abide at the gas station.

[A]

Did you guys have. There was a beer. It was 3.99. A 12 pack. Old German was the name of a beer. It was. It was canned piss. It was horrible.

[D]

I had a problem with the ways the old Germans handled things. I always avoided it.

[A]

You went and bring your first beer.

[D]

Mike and Mitch Kluge's house in Atlanta. Stepdad. Doug had a beer fridge.

[A]

Did they have a stepdad that they just called Doug?

[D]

No, Doug was their stepdad.

[C]

I would call him that.

[A]

They called him Doug. Yeah.

[C]

Dad.

[A]

Yeah. You wouldn't say, hey, hey, Doug. Doug.

[D]

Yeah. I'm in a fantasy football league with him still.

[A]

Doug or the boys? Doug the dad.

[D]

It was my dad and Mike and. Or Mike or Mitch. They were twins. But one of them was like, should

[A]

we drink a beer?

[D]

And yeah. The other two were just like, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Was it in a basement?

[D]

It was a Miller Light.

[C]

Did you have basement?

[D]

No, it was upstairs, but I think he might have gone.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Did Doug give the approval?

[D]

No, absolutely not. Doug was not done. This was not home. Yeah.

[A]

All right. Doug's not down.

[D]

Yeah, Doug wasn't. He would not condone that. Not years ago, Micro Mitch went down, got a Miller like can.

[A]

And you're a kid and just pass

[D]

it around like it was a joint.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're a kid.

[D]

It's not that good.

[A]

It's terrible. It's not that good. But Doug didn't know.

[D]

No, I had no idea. Unless he's listening to this, I don't think he lives here.

[A]

So now for Doug. Oh, my gosh. All right. Well, Rip Schlitz. I guess that's what started my career as a lifelong beer drinker. That was my first one. Rip Schlitz. They're gonna be done at the end of the month. The Rod Ryan show. He gets up early, so you can too lock it in every day. The Rod ryan show on 94. Five the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for having us on. Nicole Harvey Love Radio Wizards pictures.

[C]

Oh, that's nice. Yeah.

[A]

He's got a little crush on him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I think so. But she, she's like, please make sure you let people know that they appreciate radio Wizards. Six picks.

[C]

I appreciated them. It was nice to get a behind the scenes.

[A]

Wizards got his six picks up. He took over for Chile this weekend. I am a little upset it didn't work out the way that I wanted. I did go, I did, did need a ride within the Waymo area this weekend. But it kind of came up quickly. And I just. On the fly, I panicked and I ordered an Uber. I. I missed out on. I had an opportunity to take a Waymo this weekend and I didn't. But neighborhoods in the Atlanta area are trying to figure out like, I, I come in from the weekend and there's a Waymo story every time. There's a Waymo story almost every day. Trending neighborhoods in the Atlanta area are trying to. To figure out what's going on. Dozens of who's have been coming into Culdesacks. Now is the new one where they're having problems.

[C]

Can't quite figure this out.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're circling around like they're kind of casing the joint. So WH hasn't commented on it, but there's criminals, there's videos, and then there's a local news story on it. There's a lot of chaos around these WHOs right now. All right, one of these days, I'm down for it. I'm down for it. Did stuff moving so quick. We Gave away the Machine Gun Kelly tickets, right?

[C]

I don't know. I don't think we talked to a winner. I texted Chili, and I was like, did we give those away, Chili?

[A]

Did we give away the. I told people to call.

[B]

Yeah, I give them away. Because y' all just kept talking about your drink stories.

[C]

We get distracted. Food and beverages.

[A]

Who was the winner?

[B]

Don Carter.

[A]

Okay, Don. Thank you, Don.

[C]

I love you, Don.

[A]

Oh, Don. Sorry we didn't get you on the air.

[C]

We're talking about Doug.

[A]

What was your first beer? Chili.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Do you remember, like, specifically, like, is it a memory locked in or just. You don't know, somebody just handed you something?

[B]

Funniest memory I can remember is, you know, like, in the Hispanic culture, when they were. There's kids, they tell you, hey, go buy me a liter of beer. You know, like, the neighborhood people tell you, hey, go buy me a liter of beer. Yeah, and you can go to, like, the store, the neighborhood store, and buy, like, a beer. They don't ID you or anything.

[A]

Like, would you say, hey, it's for my parents or somebody? And they would sell it to the kid?

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I mean, you. You show up with the money, and you tell them, hey, I need a whatever. And it'll be like, all right, $1. And then you're like, all right. And then she like, what's this for? It's like, oh, it's for so and so down the street from us and whatever. But they. Everybody knew each other, so it was pretty kind of hard to like, go in there and run a scam or something. And then whenever they would. They would either be like, all right, dude, here, take a sip of it. Or, you know, here's your tip. Take a sip, or whatever. Or they would give you, like, money.

[A]

But, yeah, you made the run.

[B]

That was a beer runner. You know, it's kind of. It kind of like. Like the. You know, like those mobster movies that they show. Yeah, they got that one.

[A]

Send the kid to the store.

[B]

Yeah, that was kind of how it was.

[A]

That's awesome. Yeah, Thunder Chili's running around. He's like 10 years old. He's got six Thunderbirds under his arms. Trust me, man.

[C]

Passing them out.

[A]

That.

[B]

That would be like, on the weekends when there were parties, you would. Would make some money or end up drunk.

[A]

Was it King Cobra? Was there.

[D]

There another 40?

[A]

There was a. Cobras.

[B]

They only, like.

[A]

All I know that is in a 40. A Cobra.

[B]

Like the Merrill Lynch. The ones with the.

[A]

The Mickey.

[B]

The Merrill Lynch Mickey.

[A]

Mickey, yeah.

[B]

Yeah, not the Merl lynch, but it's, it's.

[A]

It had the bull that looked like

[B]

the Merl lynch one.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, so that's why we would. I mean, you know, the old English forties.

[A]

Dude. Let's go. Let's get some Cobras up in here.

[D]

Remember Indy 2000 and twenties?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[D]

That was gross.

[A]

All right, well, I don't know why we're talking about this. Okay. Schlitz is going out of business.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's it. Okay. All right. We still have a thousand dollars alternative income. That's early in the nine Triumph tickets on mow the show. We got more everything. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative all day. And the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[C]

94. 5 the buzz. 94.

[A]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Is that the lit video? You remember that video? Is that the one that Pam Anderson is in where she's like attacking the 50 foot woman? She's like real big. She's in one of those.

[D]

Might have been. And I'm thinking was the other one. But wasn't that.

[A]

I think that's the one we were talking about. Pam Anderson. The big rumor is you can see it on links and guests. Tom Cruise now. Now, why not? No, I don't believe it.

[C]

You don't think he would or you don't think she would?

[A]

I don't think he would. I don't think he would. It's not a slam on her. Everybody knows I love him. Yeah, I just. No, I don't. I don't see that. That's the big rumor going around. We got that rumor. We're continuing to spread that rumor on links and guests today.

[C]

Keeping you informed.

[A]

20% chance of rain, mostly cloudy, high of 90. All right, well, what else is going on in Houston's headlines?

[C]

Yes, thank you. Well, the U.S. iran standoff deepened Friday into a war of words where President Trump said the US controls the Strait of Hormuz, not Iran. And he also said that, quote, the clock is ticking for Iran and he warns there won't be any anything left of them if they don't get moving fast. Well, Iran's foreign minister shot back saying we cannot trust the Americans at all. Back and forth.

[A]

This thing's taking too long.

[C]

Jeep weekend over. The weekend in Crystal Beach, Bolivar area. I am thrilled to report there were no injuries. Rob Ryan.

[A]

That's good.

[C]

But DPS did record 1500 traffic stops that led to over 110 arrests over that four day. Big weekend on the beach. Check out the poll. Can you keep me updated.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Where do you keep your open ketchup? Two options. Fridge or pantry.

[A]

I just said fridge or not in the fridge.

[C]

Okay, fridge.

[A]

Make it easy. 77% of our audience keeps their open ketchup in the refrigerator. 22%. Not in the refrigerator. You don't have to. No, it is a convenience thing. I don't want it sitting out.

[C]

Why do I keep it in the fridge?

[A]

And I don't use it that often? So I could just go to the pantry. Where's the soy sauce?

[C]

Mine's in the fridge.

[A]

I don't think it needs to be.

[C]

Really?

[A]

I don't think so.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Where do you get your honey? From the fridge.

[C]

No, I do not keep my honey in the fridge.

[A]

Okay. Goes. Climbs up the tree.

[C]

I got the backyard.

[A]

Puts his hand in there like a bear.

[C]

I don't even need the gloves anymore.

[A]

You said your bread does not go in the refrigerator. Bananas?

[C]

Nope.

[A]

Bananas don't go in the refrigerator. Okay, what about this?

[C]

Try me.

[A]

Where are the onions or the potatoes?

[C]

On the counter. Where are yours?

[A]

I just throw them in the crisper. I just. I don't want to see them.

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Throw the onions. Onions in there. The potatoes are in there.

[C]

I'm curious.

[A]

The onions don't need to be chilled. They're not in the chilled. They're not chilled. Nor are the potatoes.

[C]

But does it help with bugs if you keep them in the fridge?

[A]

I don't know if it helps it either. It's just. It's a convenient place to put it.

[C]

I agree.

[A]

I got three crisper drawers. One of them's got onions and stuff in it.

[C]

All the other vegetables are in there.

[A]

Yeah, right, right, right, Right next to the celery.

[C]

To make sense. Ronda Rousey had a weekend.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

Well, 17 seconds.

[A]

At least we didn't have to go pay per view now to buy Netflix. That's on you, dude.

[D]

That's on you. We're making that decision.

[A]

There's. There's at least one dude out there that bought Netflix so that he could see the fight. Other than that, most people had it.

[D]

Like, did you have a fight party to watch Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey? If so, okay, well, then there was a UFC fight night. You could also flip fight.

[A]

You had other fights.

[D]

There was also Sabers and Canadians you could watch, too.

[A]

That was good.

[D]

And Nate Diaz lost, didn't he?

[A]

Did. He. Did. And neither one of those knuckleheads knew what they were talking about in their interview afterwards. They both Got clunked in the head too many times.

[C]

Oh, no, they were okay.

[A]

They did okay. But I mean, Nate Diaz is not the most articulate guy. Probably could have kept the mic away from him in a loss, but they still wanted to talk to him. And it's. It's nice Netflix, so they can swear and get away with all the words. But the Gina Carano fight.

[C]

First ever MMA broadcast on Netflix. Right?

[A]

It really looks like she had no business being back. And I love Gina, but also million

[D]

dollars and just not for anything besides, like, the money that you've already been guaranteed. Like, oh, Rhonda's pretty good at arm bars. She's always been pretty good at arm bars. You know what I could do to make it look pretty quick is just let her arm bar me and then take my million dollars and get out of here.

[A]

The other thing I thought was interesting.

[D]

I'd be fine with that.

[A]

Gina Carano's record. Don't quote me on this. 7 and 1. Did she only fight eight times and made a name for herself in eight fights?

[D]

I think she fought.

[A]

Does that sound right?

[D]

But maybe not like professionally.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got under. Everybody's got small fights like that, but pro fights, huh? She only have eight.

[D]

I would have thought there would have been more.

[A]

Jake Paul's gonna do fine. You know, these are all. There's a reason. Reason that this wasn't a UFC fight. There's a reason that. That these guys are all on Jake Paul's card. Dana White knows what he's doing. And by the way, he's bringing back Conor McGregor. So they're fighting at the White House. Stealing the headlines from this. He purposefully held out on his Conor McGregor announcement. He's bringing him back.

[D]

McGregor's not fighting it the way house, but they have a White like that. I saw the promos for it over the weekend.

[A]

That's what this was, an anti White House fight. Because all these people were mad that he didn't call them. So Jake Paul said, come on over here, I'll put you on my card. And he had made a ton of money.

[C]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[D]

Like in front of like a haunted house or something.

[A]

What else?

[C]

Keeper Sutherland. Also in the news. He had to cancel his tour. Did you know he's a musician?

[A]

I did.

[C]

I don't think it's fair to people who bought tickets. Tickets or to the venues to play half empty houses. He understands the ticket sales were low. He'll be back at a more suitable time.

[A]

This is key for Sutherland Singing. Our war stories. It's good. Yeah. I would go. Go. You would? He was playing at Moe's or something.

[C]

You would go.

[A]

I go see keeper Sutherland. Just to say I saw him. He's a little petite dude, too, man.

[C]

Really?

[A]

He's tiny. I remember they brought him out when he was Jack Bauer on Fox. Standing next to Strahan, I'm like, that looks ridiculous. Don't let him go near him. Don't let those two men near each other.

[C]

Let's call Mo. Let's get out. Let's make it happen.

[A]

Yeah. Mohammed should probably book this.

[C]

Yeah. Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

All right. What you got?

[D]

The Astros lost the Rangers 88 to nothing yesterday. Did take two of three from the Rangers over the weekend, though. Tonight they're going to open up a series of the Twins. Tatsuya Ime will be on the mound to the Strozz going up against Minnesota's Kendry Rojas. First pitches at 6:40 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavs blew up the Pistons 125 to 94 in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. Tonight, the Thunder hosts the spurs in game one of the Western Conference finals. Tip off's gonna be at 7:30 and you can watch it on NBC and Peacock. Then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens and Sabres are gonna play a winner takes all Game seven tonight.

[A]

Come on.

[D]

The winner of tonight's game will face the Hurricanes in the Eastern Conference finals. That'll start at 6:30 and you can watch it on ESPN. That is what's going on in sports.

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Game seven.

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Game seven.

[A]

Game seven. Seventh game. Game seven.

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Heaven.

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Come on, guys, jump in on a game seven seven. You're gonna love it. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative all day and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

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94. Five the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this MILF Monday. Alternative income coming up, your shot at 1, $1,000. You're competing nationally to win that money. No local winners. Confirm that with the wizard on Thursday.

[C]

What the heck is going on?

[A]

Did you mention the wizard on the tens? He's got his six picks up. Wizard, our boss. I know he's fascinating to you. He took over six picks this weekend. Chili was off the hook. Chili had a nice easy breezy weekend and wizard was out there working for us and working in his pictures, as you can see, non stop. Make sure you go and you check those out on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page at thebuzz.com the food blog page today. Got a bunch of weird stuff. You're either down for it or you're not. What about a spam dog? Kids, Alex is my spam guy. Okay.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Well, he just realizes that it takes a lot of hate. It's like the nickelback of meat. It's. It takes a lot of online ribbing, but it's delicious. But it's not bad. The spam dog, which is basically spam in the shape of a hot dog. It's not a huge stretch.

[C]

I was gonna say hear me out.

[A]

Isn't like you can't get up.

[D]

You can't like be like, well, this is a bastardization of hot dogs. It's like you can't.

[C]

Right. The meat of a hot dog is

[D]

questionable on your high horse about hot dogs.

[A]

Yeah, I mean like spam might be better for you than.

[D]

Right. It probably is.

[A]

Hot dogs is lips and so do

[C]

I need to try this?

[A]

If you feel like you're one of those people that needs to try everything, I, I don't think. You know what, let's get some spam dogs in here.

[C]

I like the hot dog.

[A]

Mo get some spam.

[C]

Okay, Let me look for them.

[A]

Okay. Not available in stores. The rolling them up out this summer. And. And I think you know, like when you go into, I don't know so much buc EE's, but other places they got those rolling dogs that are sitting there, those rolling taquitos. Is that right?

[D]

Longer the better.

[A]

And a few baseball stadiums say they're going to pick up on this. So I got this. I got information about the spam dog.

[C]

Okay. I'm Gonna find this.

[A]

All right. So there is another place called Hadley Grass. The farm is called Flavors of Cook Farm. It's a dairy farm. It's in a town called Hadley, which is also known as the asparagus capital of the world. So they're a dairy farm. They've got asparagus everywhere. Asparagus ice cream. No. You're not down for that.

[D]

Make your peace smell like probably asparagus ice cream. Does it also make your pee stink, too?

[A]

Probably

[C]

in Massachusetts.

[D]

I would try it just to test that.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, we are unclear if the asparagus and the ice cream is enough to make your peace stink, but Alex says he's willing to try. So so far, Alex is 2 for 2 on my weird foods today. Finally, if you want a crunchier snack.

[D]

I do.

[A]

There's a little bit weirder snack in Japan. It's called the jibachi signby.

[D]

Nailed it.

[C]

Say it ain't so.

[A]

It's infused with whole dried digger.

[D]

Wasps.

[C]

No. Why do people do this?

[A]

Alex, what's the plural of. Of wasp?

[D]

Wasps.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

Wasps.

[A]

What if you had more than one clasp?

[D]

The clasps.

[A]

Thank you. The dough of the cracker is slightly sweet. And the dried wasps really gotta work at that.

[D]

Wasps.

[C]

What do they taste like?

[A]

Tastes a little like burnt raisins, if that sounds good to you.

[C]

Nope.

[A]

So that's just kind of like the

[D]

worst kind of raisins, you know, the. Yeah.

[A]

Burnt raisins.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

They're gross.

[D]

Hey, it tastes like mold. So if you like. Don't.

[A]

Just don't. All right. Alex is 2 out of 3, though.

[E]

2 out of 3.

[A]

2 out of 3 on the new foods.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That you're down to try.

[D]

He's not gonna eat insects.

[A]

Wasps. It's fun to say, though. Wasps. Here's a shot at a thousand dollar. Houston's rocks. Houston's Alternative. And the Rod Ryan morning show. The Buzz 94. 5. The Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Man, let's go. Let's get a winner this week. I need you guys behind this.

[C]

Nothing would make me happier.

[A]

We need a winner.

[D]

Yelling at us.

[A]

Alternative income. Let me tell you how our last meeting went. We walk in, he walks in with something called a cat o'9 tail. I don't know if you know, guys know what that is.

[D]

I do now.

[C]

Yeah. I do.

[A]

Like, no local winners.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And he's like. Like, that's our fault.

[D]

Like, we can't enter.

[A]

That's it. I. We got to have a local winner on the alternative income that we just Turned you loose on. Okay.

[C]

Very easy to enter.

[D]

It's like money, right?

[A]

Jeremy's going to do it at 10. On the tens. Teresa will continue it. To my knowledge, nobody from Houston has won yet. Yeah. Let's get out. This is us. Okay. You like? Ow. Okay.

[C]

We don't like it.

[A]

All right, I'll mention it. Stop. Okay, I'll tell him to do it. Okay. Please, please.

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No more wizard.

[A]

Please. Online. It's Alex.

[D]

Online.

[A]

94. 5 the mud. What you doing today?

[D]

Well, today's AOL is something I found over the weekend.

[A]

It's a pretty cool concept.

[D]

This is called the scenic gamer. And this guy takes his old school TV that has. It looks like a DVD player that's attached to the tv.

[A]

Yeah, I had one of those bad

[D]

boys, has a little analog, like red, yellow and white plugs you got to plug into the tv. Yeah, Sony plugs video games, like where the games are like the games are set. So he's playing a family guy game on this one. And he's on Spooner street in Rhode island where the Griffin family.

[A]

That's dedication. This guy's got time, time on his hands.

[D]

Like he does all the Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto. The most recent one set in la. So he's like, oh, this is me hanging out over here. And like, you just. You can see all the stuff that he's playing through in the game. The game Fallout. He goes to Boston and does some of those. It's pretty cool. The scenic gamer. Go check it out. The world famous Rod Ryan show page@the

[A]

buzz.com Stuck on 610. We are right there. We're gonna be with you all the way to the end. Rod Ryan on 945The Buzz 94. 5The Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you. Thank you so much for rolling with us on this MILF Monday. That is our number one. You're probably thinking radio wizard. Six picks are the number one blog page. It's doing well.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's doing well. As much as I like to break balls, it is doing quite well.

[C]

Yes. He's a fascinating man.

[A]

Not our number. Fascinating is the word you're to use here.

[C]

What would you use?

[A]

He's a man.

[C]

He's a fascinating man.

[A]

He's a man.

[C]

There's no fascinating hobbies,

[A]

fascinating scuba and graphs.

[C]

I mean, it's not what I'm into, but it's fascinating.

[A]

He's doing well. MILF Monday is our number one link. Make sure you go and you check that out on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page@the buzz.com. lots of stuff on that. Looking at girls blog page. And then not everybody. The Gina Carano fight this weekend.

[C]

Oh, you blinked and you missed it.

[A]

18. I made mo watch it. I did make Mo come over. Hey, come see my hair. It was 17 seconds. I said, come watch the fight with me, please. She goes, I don't have time. I'm getting ready for the show. I'm like, trust me, you have time. Come on and watch. Come watch a fight with me. So she came over and I, I put her on the 17 second. Ronda Rousey arm bar. Three and a quarter million dollars.

[C]

I think we watched it twice.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, good.

[A]

Yeah. 3.25 million. Yeah. Three and a quarter divvied up between the two. She got. Rhonda got two, Gina got one million plus each one of them. And then that's not the deals that they got. On top of that, there was all sorts of other ways to. To make money, but that was just the.

[C]

Oh, there were like some endorsement deal thingies maybe.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sure there was an after party. And I'm sure you know what I mean, like, they monetize these things. There's a. A hundred ways to make money on top of this Was the only reason why we have these figures is that's a. That's a commission. The, the Las Vegas Commission. That fight was in Vegas, right?

[C]

No, it was in la.

[A]

It was in la. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Where the Clippers play.

[A]

Okay, so it was the, the California Boxing Commission they released.

[C]

That's where we got the numbers from.

[A]

I guess it's gotta be public information what the girls made. So what I was saying is the Lookin at Girls blog page, another blog page that's just got just a few more hits than Wizard. Six base. Then there's a couple of other ones, but then wizards right there. He's in the mix. He's in the mix with all the biggest blog pages that we have today. He's one of our blog pages today.

[C]

Thanks, Wizard.

[A]

How do you feel, Mo and Alex, how do you feel your return of investment, your ROI on what you spent in college?

[C]

I just paid off my student loans like, last week.

[A]

Congratulations.

[C]

Thank you. I should have had a party.

[A]

So how many years removed are you?

[C]

A lot. I graduated in 2009 from college.

[A]

Yes, I remember. Second time Dinah's getting brought up today. But I think her brother was going to school to be a lawyer. She said that he wasn't going to pay off his bills until he was 50. Yeah. She said if you just looked at it he would be paying till he was 50 years old.

[D]

It's just him. They got everybody in.

[A]

It's so crazy. They tracked 29,000 students over 15 years. And I'll say this. College grads earned more over non college grads. That means people that either didn't go to college or didn't graduate on average college grads earned. Oh no, this is just against high school grads, college grads and school high school grads. College grads earned over a 15 year period about $87,000 more dollars. So I mean I know it's cool in this day and age to say oh people don't need to go to college. You can go and we need the trades and everything like that. And I am one of those people. Still gives you a great opportunity to make some money going to college. Now what is the best long term return on investment? What should you take in college so that you make.

[C]

I'll make the most money.

[A]

Make the. Make back the money that you spent

[D]

insider trading as a politician.

[A]

Right. Well it turns out if you go for engineering and architecture, okay. That's going to pay off the most over time. Okay. Business and economics in it too. Security and protective services.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Agriculture, biology, physics. Number seven, communication. Communication breakdown

[D]

said it couldn't be done.

[A]

We got a couple of.

[C]

Look at us here.

[A]

We got a trio of. Who's laughing now? Yeah, Bachelor, bachelor degrees, right?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

We got a trio of people that have turned their common communications degree into this amazing career here. I've never seen communications on a list of anything where it's like a good thing.

[D]

No waste of money.

[C]

Can you print that out? I want to send it to my mom.

[A]

I will do that story when it becomes like this is the dumbest thing you can take in college. I just couldn't believe that I saw communications in a top 10 and it was like a good thing. No.

[C]

That's shocking.

[A]

Yeah. I want you to succeed. I want you to, to go to school for communications and succeed at it. Number seven, social sciences, Parks and Rec. And again if we're on this list, so it must be only the top four that are making money. Liberal arts came in at number 10.

[C]

Liberal arts, that just means you got a degree.

[D]

What does that do?

[A]

That didn't pay off for anybody.

[C]

That means you studied lots of different things.

[A]

So that just completely nullifies this list.

[D]

I feel like this is a made up list. Are trying to send it to their.

[A]

I was all excited about seeing communications. Like it wasn't I'm gonna ignore the

[D]

rest of the stuff. I'm just gonna run with like, we

[A]

crushed this, but we had some kids in here recently and I just told them, like, no, it's not a waste of time. Maybe it's a waste of time.

[C]

We're having the time of our lives.

[A]

Look at you guys. Walking success stories. Communications majors.

[C]

Thanks, Rod.

[A]

Alice in Chains, man in the box. 94. Five the buzz. Come on. Here we go. 94 or five the buzz, Alison Chains, Rob Ryan show on this Milk Monday. Thank you. Thank you so much for having us on. Hey, did we. Did we have time? I. I know Friday got a little crazy around here, and I know you both are involved with adding stuff. Did. Did the farting horse or the horse fart, did that make its way over to the shot list?

[D]

Farting horse, horse fart is both on there listing.

[A]

Okay, we got a list going in here. We didn't talk at all. We're still two weeks away. Well, less than two weeks away. Seems like tomorrow from Ditch Day. Ditch Day is coming up next Friday. Not this, okay? Not Memorial Day weekend. Next Friday, Ditch Day. You're all invited to join us at Cactus Cove. We'll get started at around noon. We are. We are working on things. I promise you. I. I know we're not talking about it all that much. It's just one of those.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's a fight club type of thing. It's like just Ditch Day. Just be there. What do you need? Just. Just go. You're watching. Wildest dreams will come true. You want to give me just a little bit of this? We got a second. Who's closest? Go ahead, Alex. What. What are some of the shot? Because we don't know what the ingredients will be. You guys know how this works? Everybody knows. No, we don't come up with the actual shot. We just come up with the name. What do you got?

[D]

We got the Pennsylvania with five ends, the beard, the nutsack thumbtack, the drawing, the five ends, the Plumber, the cassette, the Punch monkey, the radio, hall of Flame, Christina, the Exploding Julie, the Fuzzy furry Lip, the Leaky Alex, the Sloppy Toppy, and the Farting Horse, Slash Horse fart Frickin list. Not bad. Not bad.

[A]

He kind of mumbled over Exploding Julie.

[C]

Yeah. Why do you hate that one?

[D]

I thought I said it fine.

[A]

I don't feel like it was.

[D]

I. I feel like I said it fine. I think you're just hearing what you want to hear.

[A]

Just. Just didn't quite hear it. That's why I thought it was just a little lighter.

[D]

Reliable narrator.

[A]

All right, well, that's a pretty good list. Anything jumping out at you right now, Mo?

[C]

I mean, I like a lot of

[A]

them nutsack thumbtack guys. Yeah, the nut sack thumbtack gets me every time. But after a couple, it's impossible to

[D]

order like Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[A]

The Nutsack Thumb. Nutsack thumbtack or the thumbtack Nut sack. Nut sack, nutsack thumbtack. Very difficult to say. After a few of them, it's gonna be tough. Tough to order. Give me the ntt.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, my gosh, the ntt. Let's go get around. What are you giving away? What are you giving away on MOW the show?

[C]

Triumph is Friday at Smart Financial center in Sugarland. Tickets are on sale now. Smart financialcenter.net but you know you want to go to that show.

[A]

All the old guys here in the office are going.

[C]

Y' all are going to have so much fun. We have another pair of tickets and we will give them to you if you know the show.

[A]

Okay, we'll have a question for you. Mo will have a question for you. On the flip, Houston's rocking alternative, the

[C]

Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am 945 the buzz.

[A]

Looks like we're getting right into it. It's time for Mo the Show. Taking care of you guys on all the shows coming up this weekend. Triumph is playing Friday night, Sugarland. You can still get tickets now. You could win a pair from Mo and I'll see you there Friday night. What's your question, Rod?

[C]

We learned this morning, what condiment does Mattress Mac not use?

[A]

This guy, all he does is work, work.

[C]

He works out.

[A]

He does work out. He works, works and works out one hour a day and then that's it. He doesn't have time for this condiment.

[C]

I know. Which shocked us all. It shocked the world this morning. 713-212-5945.

[A]

If you know the answer, we are easy to find. Any place you are, tell your smart Device to play 94.5The Buzz on iHeartRadio. 94.5The Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Getting ready to get out here. Get out of here. I know Jeremy wants to get in and get rolling on all the great stuff that he's got planned for you.

[C]

He had a big weekend.

[A]

Did he do a reveal? Gender reveal?

[C]

Yes. I saw the video.

[A]

I saw a little baby picture in the belly.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Good for Jared.

[C]

Jeremy's slap him on the butt when he comes in here.

[A]

Jeremy's got a lot of great stuff going on in his life right now. That's awesome. Congratulate. Well, if you didn't know, I mean, Jeremy made the announcement. He announced on this show. He's like, I was gonna save him for my show, but here we are. It was St Patrick's Day that he announced to the world that they were. His wife was pregnant. He was. They were having their first kid.

[C]

And now we know the gender.

[A]

What was the gender?

[C]

Boy.

[A]

It was a boy. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Blue stuff.

[B]

All right. All right.

[A]

I can't wait to talk to Jeremy more. Bye.

[C]

I know.

[A]

Let's give away these Triumph tickets. It's now time for know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Here we go. Hey, good morning, Rod Ryan show. Good morning, Kai. Hey, who am I talking to? What's your name?

[D]

This is John.

[A]

John, good to have you on today.

[D]

Thanks.

[A]

First time call ever.

[D]

Ever.

[A]

That secret phone number. Why you gotta be doing that? You're right there in the queue with everyone else. You shut up with that secret number, John. All right, let's go. Let's get. Get this guy in and out of here with some tickets. What's your question?

[C]

Hopefully you know the answer, John. What condiment does master's Mac not use?

[A]

I believe that would be ketchup. That guy, he's a tycoon. He doesn't have time for ketchup. Tycoons don't use ketchup on anything. Very interesting, John. After your ketchup is open in the refrigerator or not in the refrigerator, after your ketchup is open, always in the fridge. It's just. It's easy to find. That's where the. The stuff is. It makes sense. Mine's in the refrigerator too. You don't need it. I'm trying to pull it up now. Tell him what he's won.

[C]

Survey. Oh, John, you're going to triumph. I hope you're available Friday night. Rod's gonna be there. If you see him.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Touch his beard.

[A]

With all the old guys in the building, we're all going to see Triumph

[C]

Smart Financial center in Sugar Lane. Congratulations, John.

[D]

Thank you, guys.

[A]

Appreciate it. It. Thank you. John. First time on the air does not have a secret number. He called the same number that everyone else calls. Low votes. I don't know. Twitter's not putting our stuff out anymore, but 77% of our audience in the refrigerator. 22% of our audience not in the refrigerator. Where do you keep your open ketchup? That's it, man. We gotta go. We mentioned Jeremy. But first a fresh fish tried to come in here and take down our 13 time hall of famer.

[C]

Yeah, sweet lady.

[A]

The goat, like a fresh fish came in here.

[C]

It was really fun.

[A]

Against the goat on a Monday, I guess maybe like you were hoping it was Monday and the goat was out all night. I don't know. Tomorrow we need you to call in against Josh the Goat. He's going for win number four tomorrow. I believe Cynthia won the sold out Tame Impala tickets. Way back, back, back in homeroom. Casey's going to that Blue October show. Does everybody know that Blocktober has a third show now? Blue Christmas with Blue October in December? Yeah. They added the 20th Sunday night. Tickets are available. Everything else is gone. I think the other days. Don's going to mgk. Thank you Mattress Mac for coming on. He's honoring vets tomorrow for Memorial Day, getting ready for Memorial Day weekend and he's given away 150. He was hoping to get it get up to 200 mattresses tomorrow. And he knows people will start lining up early. But starting at 7 o' clock he's going to give away all those mattresses tomorrow. If you're a vet, if you have your vet id that that's what, that's all you need. That's what gets you the mattress. Okay. So there's going to be, he said probably people starting at midnight lining up to try to get in on the free mattress. You got to haul it off yourself. So bring your pickup truck. They'll put it in there there for you. You tie it down and get out of there and get your free mattress, man. You've earned it. So thank you Mac man. Always doing great things for our community. Awesome dude. Appreciate him stopping by. That's it. Our guy Jeremy is up next. Okay. He's got the non stop nooner pick your tickets with him in the 1 o' clock hour. We can play a game tomorrow. What we haven't like, like what game haven't we played in a long time? I know. Sipping the soup. We're not doing it. Sh.

[D]

Ask questions if you don't want suggestions.

[A]

Other game that we haven't played in a long time. Why don't you send me an email? What should we do tomorrow on the show? We can play a game at. I guess we play at 8:20 tomorrow morning for some kind of great tickets. Probably the Blue October stuff at 8:20. So if you want to play a game we can do that. And then we got 20 hours. We'll be back tomorrow. We'll try to do better. Jeremy's up next. AMF. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan show [e-mail].