
Rod, Mo, Alex, and Chile talk about Memorial Day weekend, come up with a shot name for next week's Ditch Day, and then in the final hour of the show it's Open Phones Friday.
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Let let's go. Hit it. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. Not just any Friday, free beer Friday. What's up? We got beer for you every hour. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. Rod Ryan show. Check it in. Getting ready to turn you loose for a long weekend. I hope you got Monday off. I hope you're getting some time to grill and chill. Looks like it's gonna be rainy. But hey, grill and chill, I don't care. The rain's not gonna stop me. Okay, guys, busy show. You think we're just gonna mail it in on our last day? We don't do that here. Sammy Baker Davis Jr. Said he was gonna get some sleep. He's going to be back on with us. Fresh out of bed, head to head, going for win number two. Sold out team and poly tickets. We've been giving those away all week. We'll get you in homeroom. We'll catch you in homeroom. Don't worry. You knew we were coming to you on the fun fact flashback triumph tonight. I got one pair of tickets left. I'm going to hook you up at 7:20 to join us all the old guys out there tonight for the show. Machine Gun Kelly's tomorrow night. I've got a pair of tickets for you at 8:20. Last day of alternative income. We'll leave you. We got blue October tickets for you. Open phones Friday. Come on, get into the weather and see where the best chances of getting outside. I mean this chance of rain all weekend. Mo. Good morning.
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Hey, I don't care.
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We got Monday off, right?
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That's right.
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All right. Long weekend. What do you got in Houston's headlines?
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So you've seen Trump's $1.8 billion anti weaponization fund in the headlines.
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They had no I'm already checked out.
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Oh, yeah. So they had hoped to make progress before the Memorial Day holiday, but things ran into a wall of Republican resistance over the last two days. And now the Senate is on a break in the middle of that and the ballroom funding fight, Rod, they don't come back from their recess until June 1st.
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That's quite the break.
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Yeah.
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NASCAR's Kyle Busch died yesterday as a result of an undisclosed severe illness. Kyle was only 41 years old. A statement from NASCAR called his passing sudden and tragic, adding that he was a fierce, passionate, immensely skilled and quote, cared deeply about the sport and the fans. Kyle is survived by his wife, Samantha, and their two children. So during a race two weekends ago, May 10, Kyle was struggling with a sinus cold. It was worsened by, of course, the intense G forces, elevation changes. He radioed at the end of the race asking for a doctor to be ready with a shot for him. Well, he competed in two races last weekend. Supposed to be on track this weekend in Charlotte. That's when we heard all of this news. Oh, you can't rain on our holiday weekend. I know we're talking about rain. Rain is going to come. But we're still lighting up the girls, right?
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Yeah, I am.
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Okay. So I see this new report looking into the most likely Memorial Day holiday side dishes across the country.
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Oh, please.
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They do, like, a state by state breakdown. And I'm giddy. I'm, like, scrolling down like, weirdo. Want to see what Texas is?
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Potato salad.
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It was salad. Rod salad. Just salad.
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Like leafy greens?
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No, it just. It put them all into one. But the fact that Texas and salad were next to each other just, like, kind of crushed my soul a little bit.
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Well, it was side dishes. You're not talking. We're not taking away from being the barbecue capital of the world. Side dishes.
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It still felt.
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Did you. Would you rather it be beans?
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Maybe beans. Even Mac and cheese wouldn't have hurt me.
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Yeah.
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There's something about the word salad that hurt me.
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This morning I'm making potato salad and pasta salad. Tuna. Yeah. Salad, of course, requested by my kids.
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They're gonna be there, but is that the number one side in Texas? They looked. I looked into how they got to this, and it's what we're googling. So I guess that's. We're looking up recipes for salads.
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I googled. So did I. I bought wagon wheel pasta for my unique. Yeah, I Can't. I normally can't find it.
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It'll soak up the everything.
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The wagon wheels are killer.
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Good job, Rod. Last night, the Late show with Stephen Colbert ended its 11 year run inside Globe. Tons of celebrities popped in. They were like thinking they were going to be his last guest. That was funny. But Steven's real last guest was Paul McCartney.
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Yeah, it doesn't get much bigger than that.
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Yeah. Their interview got interrupted by an interdimensional wormhole that opened backstage. A wormhole.
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Okay.
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It's a, you know, deeper rooted meaning where they were jumping into the wormhole, sucking everyone into a wormhole.
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Try to be smart. Well, Neil Degrasse Tyson. Right.
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Like, came out of the wormhole, explained it.
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Yeah.
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Two contradictory realities existing in one Colbert show was number one, but also got canceled. Jumping into the wormhole. They had all the other late night hosts come in and they were all getting sucked into the wormhole. It was very well thought out.
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Yeah.
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Paul McCartney as a final guest is huge.
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That's huge. A new announcement came from Spotify that caught my eye. They're gonna allow artists to reserve concert tickets for their top listeners. So if you're spending a lot of time streaming your favorite artists and you still feel like those online ticket queues can be long, tickets can be pricey. All the seats you want are bought up by the time it's your turn. Spotify teaming up with artists for new reserved system.
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Still gonna brag about being like, I'm in the top 7% of Lady Gaga listeners.
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Yeah, Lady Gaga likes you.
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You still have to pay.
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You still have to pay, but you might.
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You get better access. Yeah, I don't hate that.
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I'm kind of torn on it. I agree.
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Listen to us win free tickets. That's what I would do.
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Those are Houston's headlines.
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Alex is a big iheart guy. I don't know if you know that. Huge Iheart guy.
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I've never heard of Spotify. Is that a new company?
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So lucky to have you on our team.
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Sports Astros are back in action. This afternoon they're gonna open up a weekend series with the Cubs on the road. Spencer Araghetti will be on the mound for the Stroz. Going up against Chicago's Jamison Talion. First pitches at 120. You can listen to it on our sister stat. Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks beat the Cavs 109 and 93 to take a 20 lead in the Eastern Conference finals. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens blew out the Hurricane 6 to 2 to take game one of the Eastern Conference finals. That is what's going on in sports.
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Wait a minute. The Hurricanes lost.
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Yeah. First time this.
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First time in the postseason. Holy craps. Okay, here we go. Four hours of pain starts right now. Free beer Friday. First phone call today is going to be our first beer winner. We got four cases for you. Save it for open phones maybe if you got something great to get in to talk about. Man. I hope you're going to join us for that last hour of the show. But boy, so many things to cover. We are definitely not mailing it in on this last day. Let's go. The most interactive show on the radio even before a long holiday. It's us, The free Bear Friday. Free Bear Friday. And got free Bear Friday.
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And got the free Bear Friday.
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You got a free Bear Friday. I pulled a muscle on my side.
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You going to be okay?
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No, I need to be taped up.
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Great.
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I need a girdle. Something spilling in my insides right now. Good morning. Rob Ryan show.
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Good morning.
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Hey, girl. Good luck with this guy over here.
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Pulled something on that last pumpkins thing.
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You gotta stretch the hammies, man.
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It wasn't even my hammy. It's like somewhere in my fat on the right side of my body. Your color number 10. How.
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What's up? What's your name?
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Is this. What's your name?
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Brenda.
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Brenda. All right, Brenda. Where you from?
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It's a me.
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Where you from?
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Calling from the Woodlands.
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From the Woodlands. All right, listen, are you off on Monday?
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I do.
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So what does your weekend look like? Are you, you know what? Are you chilling? Are you going out to eat? Are you like invading somebody else's home? What? What's your weekend? Definitely gonna be a brisket going on the barbecue pit. Okay, now who knows what they're doing with that brisket? You?
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Not me.
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It's the husband.
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All right, so he's gonna be.
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I'm just the personality hire.
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Yeah. Okay. So he's smoking a brisket and then sides. Yeah. Talk to me. You know, not salad. That I will not be having. Potato.
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Maybe some beans.
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Potato salad.
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That is a salad.
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They're counting that potato salad.
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Well, not a leafy green salad.
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Yeah. No lettuce. No, no, no. All right. Congratulations on your beers, Brenda.
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Have a girl.
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Aw. Weekend. Okay.
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Thanks y' all too.
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Take care.
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Thank you so much. Yeah. We gotta go get taped up. Brenda.
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Hang on.
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Sandy Baker Davis Jr. He's a three time hall of famer. I believe he's going for win Number two today. He did say he was planning on sleeping last night. It's not a given, okay? You don't know. He doesn't always sleep when he joins us in the morning. Tame Impala sold out show, September 19th. We got tickets for you in homeroom, but yeah, we're going to do the beer every hour. Hour, just like that. Thank you. Specs concerts this weekend. I'm excited tonight. Triumph. You can join me out there at the Smart Financial center at Sugar Land. I have tickets for you at 7:20. And then some of you are telling me you want to go see Machine Gun Kelly while he's playing tomorrow night. The Woodlands. What? Give me it. Just shoot it to me straight here. What are we looking at with the rain? 40% today, partly cloudy. 60% tonight, Saturday, 60 chance Sunday, 50 chance Memorial Day, Monday. 20% chance is your best chance to get outside. Enjoy yourself a little bit. Let me take a break. When we come back, rec check, we'll find out what's trending and we'll get set up for the game.
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Houston's rock.
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Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the buzz.
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94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Free beer Friday. That's it. One case of beer out the door. I've only four of them. You better get after it. We'll hook you up again at 7 o'. Clock. We should be okay on the rain today.
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Yeah.
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Why?
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I'm scared to even say it.
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I don't think we're gonna see much rain around here until like 5, 6 o'. Clock. Okay, listen, this is me looking at the hourlies.
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Yeah, I have no idea. They have no idea.
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Was there, Was there less people on the road this morning? My answer is yes.
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Oh, I was stopped like the road was closed, so it seemed like everyone was on the road.
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Oh, I feel like everyone is already off.
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Good. Oh, yes, I do feel that.
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Feel like it was way, way less. That's good. You better get after it. We'll hook you up again at 7 o'. Clock. We should be okay on the rain today.
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Yeah.
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Why?
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I'm scared to even say it.
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I don't think we're going to see much rain around here until like 5, 6 o'. Clock. Okay, listen, this is me looking at the hourlies.
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Yeah. I have no idea. They have no idea.
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Was there, Was there less people on the road this morning? My answer is yes.
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Oh, I was stopped. Like the road was closed, so it seemed like everyone was on the road.
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Oh, I feel like everyone already off.
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Good.
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That.
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Oh, yes, I do feel that.
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I feel like it was way, way less on the roadways today. So rain coming and you got a chance, a really good chance of rain each and every day this weekend. Alex, what's trending?
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Kyle Busch is trending. We talked about this in headlines, but he, the NASCAR driver, passed away yesterday because of an undisclosed illness. He was just 41 years old. Really sad news. The Mandalorian and Grogu trending. That movie's out today and everybody's excited about it and. Or they're upset about it. We're excited about it. Everybody's talking about.
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And sleep or no sleep, I am your fresh out of bed, head to head one day champion. Join me on free beer Friday when I make it win number two, bitches.
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Well, well, if it isn't Sammy Baker Davis Jr. 713-2125. If you think you can beat him Memorial Day weekend. You are listening to the Rod Ryan show, only on 94. 5.
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My hot dog's on fire.
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The buzz. 94. 5. The buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show on this free beer Friday, Memorial Day weekend. Lucky if you're off already. I'm talking. It was massively different on the road into work this morning.
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Good for everyone.
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Oh, you're already off.
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That's great.
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Great. Get a little head start.
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Anybody coming in the office today?
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Yeah, like a half day, right?
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I don't even know that they're coming in at all today.
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Sales ain't coming?
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No. Well, just the grunts. Just the frontliners here on the radio. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Listeners to your cor. Well, I see I've got Sammy, but I don't have anybody to play him. And that Chili's not in this spot. Well, well, if it is a Sammy Baker Davis Jr. Sammy brother Ryan.
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Morning.
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Hey, Sammy. How are you?
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Good, buddy. How about you?
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Great. Did you sleep last night? Oh, yeah. I don't know that you need it, though. You probably have had. You've probably had more wins on no sleep than when you're well rested.
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You're probably right.
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Is Chili okay?
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He might have gone to get Hal.
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Oh, okay. I'm gonna have to just. I'm gonna have to raw dog these phones here. I'm gonna get you somebody to play Sammy, all right? Good morning. Rob Ryan show. Good morning. Hi. Who's this? This is Big D. Big D. It's Big D. That's what happens when I answer the phone.
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You just Never know.
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That's me. I'm raw dogging this call. Big D, you're playing.
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What up, my man?
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Good morning, brother. Good morning, fam.
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Welcome back.
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Hey, good morning, Big D.
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Sammy, Big D. Either one of you know, do you guys have any history with playing one another?
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Yeah, I think we played once.
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Okay. Okay.
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They got history.
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So three time hall of Famer for Sammy. Big D. How many times in the Hall?
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Three.
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Three times in the Hall. And he's a world champion.
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Really?
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Yeah. He won it all.
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Okay.
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He won the mattress year. Okay. This has got. What are they playing for? This is great. This could be a great game.
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Well, Rod.
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Yeah.
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We have a Rod Ryan show T shirt on the line.
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Oh, my gosh. I know.
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Gentlemen, settle down.
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Who needs a mattress? I got a Rod Ryan show T shirt for somebody here. Wow. Big D. He's gonna shout out D. Sammy's gonna shout out Sammy.
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Okay?
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And that's what you need to listen for here. Shout out that name. When you think you know the answer, it's game on. Question number one. Which state hosts this weekend's Indianapolis? Ty.
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No, I was gonna say D. I
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would say D as well. Yeah. D. Got in. D.
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Indianapolis, Indiana.
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Hang on a second. I have to accept that first thing that you said. No, I have to accept your first answer. Three time hall of Famer, Sammy Baker Davis, Jr. Which state hosts this weekend's Indianapolis 500?
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Indiana.
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Indiana is the correct answer. D. I hated doing that to you. You know, I don't want to do that kind of thing. Indianapolis was the first thing you said. All right, let's go. Let's get our minds right. Let's get back into it. D. Sammy, you can tell this is going to be good. Memorial Day is the last Monday, Sam.
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May.
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The last Monday of what month? May.
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That was brutal.
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Oh, I don't want to do that.
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I need a meditation Mo. I don't want to do that.
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You did it. That's how it was supposed to be done.
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I did do it. I did that. Big D, you deserve better than that. I'm sorry, bro.
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Good game.
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I'll see you in 30.
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All right, D. All right, D. Good
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to have you on.
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He's a world champion.
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Wild.
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That's not how a world champion goes out. Sammy, nice win. Thank you, brother. All right, dude. Adding a Rob Ryan show T shirt. We're back on Tuesday to play. We'll pick up.
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All right, sounds good.
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All right, hang on. Here's you before Memorial Day weekend. I'm gonna go biking and barbecues. And picnics and I'm gonna go catch butterflies.
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Here's you after Memorial Day weekend.
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Oh my God, my head. Too many parties.
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Who's yelling? Oh my God, it's me.
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I've gotta get up.
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Oh, I can't feel my life.
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94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show, Kings of Leon and you somebody. Good morning. Free beer Friday. Another case of beer coming your way straight up at 7 o' clock and our champion continues doing what he does, the Fresh out of bed Head to Head challenge. Here's your current champion. Okay, I' rolling.
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Good morning everybody. Sammy Baker Davis Jr. And I am your fresh out of bed head to head two day champion. Everybody. Have a safe memorial weekend and I'll see you back on tap Tuesday when I go for win number three.
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Gotta wait for it. There it is. There it is. All right, some sold out tickets coming your way. But first, it's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Got some fun facts to share with you guys today. And then we'll flash back for those sold out tickets. But here's some. Hopefully some new knowledge for you. Hal probably knows all these things. Good morning, Hal. Try, try me. Let's go. Some of the most iconic looks of the late, great David Bowie. I mean, was there a better, better dresser? Was there a more iconic guy? David Bowie. Just the different eras of David Bowie and the looks and everything was an icon. Some of those iconic characters, most of them came from a costume designer. Her name was Ola Hudson, the mother of Saul Hudson. You know him as Slash from Guns N Roses.
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That seems incestually weird to me.
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Yeah, his mom, I didn't know that. Slash said growing up, he said he just saw Bowie and all these people at the house and stuff like that. His mom dressed everybody back in the day. Yeah, she was a seamstress. Costume designer. Yeah. When Guns N Roses went to go get signed at Geffen Records, David Geffen recognized him. And Slash didn't say anything like he didn't want to be signed because, hey, this guy knows my mom. Slash was in there wasted, hat over his head, couldn't see his eyes. He just sat there. Didn't say anything to David Geffen. But David Geffen knew who he was. He's like, hey, that's the oldest kid.
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Wild.
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This is one of those probability things. If you properly shuffle a deck of playing cards and you lay them out, the odds. Odds are overwhelming that the order of those cards has never been been seen before in the history of man. That is fun. There are 52 factorial combinations. That number is so long, it would take me a minute and a half to say it. But yeah, when you shuffle a deck of cards and you lay them out, chances are that's never been the order ever before. Why are you looking at me like you got indigestion? I just don't know why they're so worried then in Vegas about. I know, like, how could you possibly. I'm talking about just one deck. Hell, you play these multiple decks and they're accusing people of counting silly games. Yeah, the technical term for a burp. Well, you know, I mean, listen, I gotta send you off on something light Tight and bright here. It's not a belch. It's an eruc. Eructation. That's neat. God, I just had a really embarrassing eructation in front of Mo. Just means I burped.
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That's a good day.
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It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Okay, tell me about these sold out tickets you got.
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Tame Impala is sold out September 19th at the Toyota Center. And we have a pair of tickets for you if you know this flashback.
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Okay. It's your fun back fl. I thought this was the most interesting one. Yesterday. America has more than 53,000 of these. It's more than all the Starbucks, McDonald's and subways combined. We have 53. We have over 53,000 of these. The rest of the world only has 10,000. What. What, what is. What do we have so much of? 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash. You said you're down to one one of these. You gonna answer this out loud? No, I'm just saying. Yes, I'm down to one. I'm down to one. Okay. I want to get rid of it. You're contributing to the 53,000. That is correct. Me too.
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Oh. I was like, what are y' all talking about?
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Oh, how we do on Wall street yesterday. A good day on Wall Street. The dow is up 276 points. Kickoff this morning at 50,285. Nasdaq up 22 to 26,293. Benchmark 10 year treasuries trading at a 4.56%. And oil stands at $98.28 a barrel to the most active big studs, Walmart, IBM and Cisco. The big dud, Salesforce, Honeywell and Nvidia. On the economic calendar this morning we'll get numbers on consumer sentiment. Sentiment for May right now. Futures looking good on the upside. Hang on to this via pause.
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Opening right here on Wall Street.
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That's it. I'm out here. This is Howland. Minutes. The director with the Raymond James reporting for the Rider Line Show.
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From Raymond James on sand flipping Augusta.
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Don't forget to always rock out and stock out.
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Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE, SIPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yah Finance, Houston's
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Sponsored by Metro 94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back Rod Ryan Show. It's your fun back Flash. Morning.
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Good morning.
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Well, hello. Who's this?
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This is Charlie.
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Charlie, welcome. It's the fun fact flashback. America has more than 53,000 of these. It's the rest of the world has about 10,000. The rest of the world has 10,000. What am I looking at here?
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That would be storage facilities. Storage units.
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We love storing our crap. I do. I'm down to one. Don't give me a hard time, Charlie. I'm about to give you tickets. Don't get sassy with me,
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Charlie. They're sold out. Tickets to tame Impala's show Sept. 19 at the Trota Center.
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Awesome. Awesome.
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Heck yeah. Anybody else wants to go? Well, you can't, but you can buy tickets for the September 20th show. Looks like some of those are still available@toyota center.com.
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way to go, Charlie.
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Awesome. Thank you, guys.
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Thank you. Have an awesome weekend.
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Remember last Memorial Day? No. No, not at all.
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Nope.
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Were you there?
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How would I know?
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Remember this one?
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Don't drink and drive.
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You are listening to the Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. If you follow the Offspring on Instagram, you'll see our very own Dexter, who you just heard singing there, who graduated from USC. He got his Bachelor's, Master's, and his PhD there. He gave the commencement speech. He's talking to the kids, you know, pursue your dreams and all of that. That. And then he tells a story about writing Keep him separated while he's in the lab. He wrote the song while he was attending school at usc. And he's cleaning out like beakers and Bunsen burners and all that stuff. He wrote the song Keep him separated. Holy crap. Yeah, Pretty smart. Fell. Yeah, it's pretty cool. You should follow the Offspring on Instagram. They're. They're a pretty good follow. We are too. Rob Ryan Show. We should. I mean, Nobody's got their PhD, but yet you got some bachelor' degrees here. That, you know, put out some pretty good content. All right. Hey, Mo, let's get right after it here.
B
Yes, sir.
A
Houston's headlines, what you got?
B
All right, so you've seen Trump's $1.8 billion anti weaponization fund in the headlines. And they had hoped to make progress before the Memorial Day holiday, but things ran into a wall of Republican resistance over the last two days. And now the Senate is on break in the middle of all that and the whole ballroom funding fight. Yeah, they get back from the recess on June 1st. So everything's just paused, I think.
F
A little break, though.
D
Working hard.
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NASCAR's Kyle Busch died yesterday as the result of an undisclosed severe illness. He was only 41 years old. A statement from NASCAR called his passing sudden and tragic, adding that he was fierce, passionate, immensely skilled, and quote, cared deeply about the sport and fans. He survived by his wife, Samantha, and their two children. So during a race two weekends ago, May 10, he was struggling with some sort of sinus cold that had worsened by the intense G forces elevation changes he was experiencing during the race. He radioed his crew towards the end of the race, asking for a doctor to be ready with a shot for him at the end of the race.
A
Wow.
B
He also competed in two races last weekend. So this guy's to be in Charlotte just, like, doing it.
A
When I hear, like, NASCAR drivers like, okay, this is a guy that, like, back in the day was the guy. He's in the prime of his career.
B
I looked up, like right now in standings, which I don't even know if that's good or bad. He was 24th, like, planning on. He would be a Hall of Famer. Still going to be in the hall of Fame. Legendary career. One of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history.
A
Wow.
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Shout out to Memorial Day. And shout out to the 45 million Americans who will travel at least 50 miles from their home this weekend.
A
Everybody left already. There was nobody on the road.
B
Most of them are already gone, according to Rod Ryan.
A
Yeah.
B
Slow commute this morning.
A
I didn't know we were supposed to take today off to.
B
No one told us.
A
I've been doing this for a long time.
B
Yeah, you haven't. You don't have a finger on the pulse.
A
It got me again. They got me to come in on that Friday again.
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Triple A expects those numbers to break last year's record of traveling over Memorial Day. Vehicle and air travel expected to be out from last year, just barely, but that's how things happen. The national average for a gallon of regular gas was $3, 17 cents. Memorial Day weekend last year. 3 17.
D
Yeah.
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Currently it's 456.
A
I thought we don't have any money to travel. Why? Everybody's traveling.
B
They're going.
F
Nobody cares if they don't have money.
B
Like we will find 50 miles isn't that far.
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But that's the metrics that they use every year. So you gotta to compare year after year. You gotta use that same the bar. So the bar is going 50 miles minimum from your house.
B
Less traffic early in the morning. If you leave around noon, that's when the delays are popping off.
A
Okay.
B
TMZ got some footage from Britney Spears DUI arrest back in March.
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I got audio if you want to hear it.
B
Can you just play it and then I'll see how it sounds and I'll explain it.
A
Okay.
B
I. I just feel like dashboard footage, right? Britney Spears, like she's pulled over.
A
Yeah. It's like vest cam. Okay, so it's the audio.
B
Okay.
A
Just tell me if you can hear it. I. I hate to spoil it, but she offers the office, the officers that pull her over.
B
Okay.
A
She's like, why don't you come on over, I'll make you a lasagna. Stop. Like, can we talk about this?
B
Stop play.
F
I want to hear actually said that.
A
I hope you can hear it while we're talking. Can you turn the vehicle off? No. Can I go follow you up there so I'm not on the street with all these people?
D
What if we have you get out
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of my baby's right down there in our hotel room here.
D
How about this?
A
What if we have you get out
D
of the car, we'll put you in
A
one of our cars and we'll drive
D
around the corner so we're somewhere that there's a bunch of people driving by.
A
Oh, I don't want to get in your.
B
You can come to my house. I'll make you food and lasagna or whatever you want.
A
I have a pool.
B
My babies are coming to my house tonight.
A
Come on over, I'll make you some lasagna. I got a pool. You guys can come swimming. She's telling this to the arresting officers
B
and they went, right?
A
No.
B
Oh, they didn't.
A
She. She needs help, man.
B
It's bad. Yeah, there's more. That's just like a clip of it on.
A
She needs the conservatorship or whatever that is, but she needs something. I. She needs something.
B
The police officer goes on to tell her that, like, she could have killed someone. And she's like, I know my mom killed Someone back in the day.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
Police officer. The whole story of that. That really did happen.
A
She ratted out her mom.
B
Yeah.
A
Oh, yeah. My mom killed somebody back.
B
And then she goes on, she's like, my mom almost killed me too. And then just. It was a lot. Your favorite guy. Jelly Roll is trending today, Rod. It is because of hockey. So I am kind of sorry for that. Jelly Rolls Rise up is a new theme song for the Stanley cup players.
A
Yeah, I got the promo on the music blog page today.
B
Do you like the song?
F
Well, we just roll out a playoff
A
song, I guess now that it's gonna probably be bouncing over to abc.
F
Did you just do this before?
A
Yeah. Yeah.
B
NHL and Amazon Music announced this song, Rise up, the new official anthem of the 2026 Stanley cup playoffs.
A
So it's this. It's a bunch of hockey highlights. It's Jelly Roll. It's a good song.
B
Hyper.
A
Yeah, it's a good song. I mean, that's the thing you gotta do now.
B
I think he wrote it just for this.
A
Oh, I didn't know that.
B
Kinda what it makes it sound like. Those are Houston's headlines.
A
Thank you. What you got, Alex?
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The Astros are back in action this afternoon. They're gonna open up a weekend series with the Cubs on the road. Spencer Arrighetti will be on the mound for the Strozz going up against Chicago's Jameson Talian. First pitches at 120 and you can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks beat the Cavs 109 to 93 to take a 20 lead in the Eastern Conference finals and Stanley cup playoffs. The Canadiens blew out the Hurricanes 6 to 2 to take game one of the Eastern Conference finals. That is what's going on in sports.
A
It's kind of hard watching that jelly roll clip.
B
I'm sorry.
A
All the teams that are still playing, you know.
E
Yeah.
A
Getting ready for the Stanley Cups.
F
Jelly Roll making music for.
A
All right, guys. Hey, that's one hour. That's one hour down. You guys got three more in. Yeah, let's do it. And then I'm going to give you guys Monday off.
F
How about that?
A
Okay. If I can just get three more hours out of you, I'm gonna give you guys Monday chili too. Monday off. Okay? You guys been working hard here. The Rod ryan Morning Show, 6 to
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Free Bear Friday. You got the free Bear Friday. You got the free Bear Friday. You got the free Bear Friday.
D
Free Bear Friday.
A
You got the free Bear Friday. You got free bear Friday. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Hello, Hello.
D
Hey, what's going on? This is awesome. Did I win?
A
Let's take care of a few things here first. Who am I talking to? Who is this?
D
Alan.
A
Hi, Alan. Where are you from?
D
Cyprus.
A
You cooking this weekend?
D
I am.
A
What are you making, Alan? Run, run. Run that menu by us.
D
I'm gonna cook some shrimp, some burgers.
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sides.
D
I'm gonna go to the water this weekend.
A
Do you. Do somebody else makes the sides or are you a side man? You make the stuff on the side?
D
Yeah, I'll make a few sides. Nothing crazy.
A
I feel like I'm extracting more main
D
course kind of guy.
A
I want to talk about food. It's all, I don't care. You won the beer. Who cares? I want to know what side dishes you're making. Dude. I want to know about the food at Alan's house.
B
Shrimp.
A
What's going with the shrimp? Coleslaw?
D
No, not coleslaw. I don't really figure that out yet. I usually just eat a bunch of shrimp.
A
Why the hate on the coleslaw? I love coleslaw.
B
I'm with him, though.
A
I don't understand shrimp. There's a hatred of coleslaw out there. You either love it or hate it. I am a coleslaw guy. I love it. Alan, you are the 10th caller.
D
It's not too bad.
A
Sorry to give you a hard time. You won the beer, dude.
F
Congrats.
B
Goes with your shrimp.
D
All right. Awesome. Thank you.
A
I want shrimp now.
B
Same. I'm thinking about adding it to my grocery pickup.
A
I think.
B
No, you know what?
A
I think I might have some shrimp in the freezer.
B
Willies, you get it to go, they wrap it up, throw it over your shoulder and just skip on into your party.
A
Willie, shrimp is badass.
B
It is so good.
A
All right.
D
Oh, yeah, I have had them.
A
We just go to Alan's house, he's
B
got shrimp, and you invite us over.
A
Alan's making the shrimp. Why Mess up our hands.
D
All right, Come on over.
A
All right, dude. Hey, have a great long weekend. Okay, dude? Thank you. Thank you so much for listening.
D
All right. Thank you.
A
All right. That's Alan.
B
Alan.
F
He ate that with his shrimp.
A
He's just going, all proteins, no sides.
B
Respect.
A
Just an avalanche of proteins at Alan's house. I don't need any sides. You know, we heard that Blue October song off the top, and I don't think I've talked too much about it. We talked a lot about the. The blue Christmas shows that we have with Blue October. There's three of them. Now. We're going to give you tickets to the newly added third night, December 20th at the 713Music Hall. But what are they playing? Well, it's the 20th anniversary. Anniversary of the song you just heard that comes from the album Foiled, and they're doing the entire album. Okay. There's a ton of songs that I probably saw at some point at a live Blue October show. Don't remember. I don't Remember ever hearing 18th floor balcony, and that's the last song on the Foiled album. It's one of my favorites. I don't know that I've ever heard that live. Fun fact. Fact about the song 18th Floor Balcony, in my humble opinion. And I don't have the best sniffer in the world, but Justin makes cologne.
B
Yeah.
A
And one of them is called 18th Floor Balcony. He gave me a little sampler of the four.
B
You wear it.
A
That's the best one. I'm out.
B
That's your.
A
I got to get more. I'm out of it. That I thought was the best of the three. And then everybody. Even this. My sister must have been in town. Everybody agreed, like, that was, like, the best. The one that was the 1:1. But if you don't know, Justin makes fragrances. They're all really, really awesome. Have you smelled better rock stars when those guys came in?
B
I mean, I did comment on their fragrance.
A
They smell good. You know, they don't smell like gutter rats. No. Blue October, these are. These guys have been around.
B
Yeah.
A
They got their own fragrance company. So I. I don't know if everybody knew that they were playing Foiled from start to finish. And then they'll. Blue Cross do hits, too. And then, you know, they're not going to be done just playing that one album. But yeah, Justin also, he's. There's got to be a fancy name for a fragrancer, like the fancy name
B
for the person that knows wine.
A
Like a clothier.
B
Sol Mignet.
A
Yep.
B
A fragrancer.
A
A fragrancer.
B
A fragrance.
A
A fragrancer. I think that's what it's called.
B
Okay.
A
I doubt it. I doubt it.
B
I believe you.
A
All right. Chili said, would you please tell people to vote? Vote for the name of the shot at Ditch Day.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
He's got a poll question up today on links and guests. He's skipping the X. He's got it for you. I do want to discuss that coming up. I do want to jump around a little bit, if you don't mind. Do you guys still want to jump around, please? We're here.
B
It kicks off the weekend.
A
We're here. We might as well jump around a little bit. And then let's give you the last pair of tickets to go see Triumph tonight with the old guys. We're all gonna be hanging out there tonight. I'm really, really excited. It's kind of an early celebration. We're gonna be celebrating house birthday out there.
B
No way.
A
Birthday's on Monday, so I figure I'm gonna get him a couple of drinks tonight. So if you want to join us out at Triumph, I've got tickets for you. So there's a lot coming up after this break.
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Houston's Rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod ryan Morning Show.
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Today 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Alex put out a new Podcasts yesterday. Yeah, 6686-686686-66668 podcasts. Your first one came out when? What year? 2014. Wow, that's crazy. There was three podcasts back then. Alice was one of the three. Him and Kevin Smith.
F
No one listened to him then either.
A
All right, we're gonna talk about the shots. That's on le and guests, I need you to vote on your. We're like, we're doing this before we get out of the weekend. Like we're.
B
Yeah, we're wrapping our stuff up.
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We're picking a winner today on the show before we leave. So I need you to vote on the name of the shot. Don't worry about the ingredients for Ditch Day. That's on links and guests. It's Fanny Friday. Looking at girls, food, blog page, crazy criminals, all that stuff. And now I got Alex telling me what's trending.
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Kyle Busch continues to trend this morning. NASCAR driver passed away yesterday because of an undisclosed ill illness. He was just 41 years old. Matthew Stafford is trending. The Rams have re signed the reigning NFL MVP to a one year extension.
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Still a top quarterback in the league.
F
Yeah.
A
You're not past your prime. 37.
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He's 38 years old. You're older than me. So I. I'm still haven't hit my prime yet.
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He's a top five guy.
F
I could be an NFL mvp. Theoretically.
A
Dude, you're top two.
F
Yeah, right. Magic Savage than me. That's it. Right then. Scary Movie 6 is trending. They teased a bong shaped popcorn bucket.
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I just saw it.
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Upcoming movie this can't be real. Saying it's not real. But they're the one pushing it like it's funny.
A
It's not real.
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But if it is, why wouldn't you just run with this like this. You have to make it if it's not a thing now. Right? It's coming out beginning of next month. Just do it.
A
Just do it.
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What was anybody gonna really like? Was anybody. We have to go to the theaters to see scary movie 6 or what?
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We could get a bong shaped popcorn
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bucket if we go see scary movie 6.
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What happened to the people that built pyramids? Okay. And have popcorn buckets? How did we evolve from building pyramids to wondering what the popcorn bucket's gonna look like in a movie?
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We gotta blame Timothee Chalamet's fleshlight popcorn bucket for really starting this whole thing.
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I don't think we're going in the right direction or we're going in the perfect direction. I don't know.
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Some might say we could be. But that is just training on 94.5device.mo
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what you got to give away?
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Well, I have a pair of tickets. See Triumph Rod is so ready.
A
I. I really am excited.
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It's tonight at Smart Financial center in Sugarland. And if you can be there, you should give us a call. And we'd love to give you tickets. Call or 10 713-212-5945.
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How excited are you? I'm this excited. I don't do anything. So this is a big night for me. All right. Let's go loosen up the lumber a little bit. Come on. You can see me. I'm on camera. I'm on YouTube and Facebook jumping around like an idiot. I don't want to be the only one. Jump around with me a little bit here. Let's kick off the weekend 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this free beer Friday. Another case of beer coming your way. Straight up at 8 o'. Clock. 9 o'. Clock. We'll take care of the first case. Rest of the weekend's up to you. Thank you. Specs. Open phones. Oh, tickets right now. And some tickets to give away. Good morning. Rod Ryan show.
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Good morning, sir.
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How you doing? I'm doing well. I have. I have to make plans in my life. I'm not like a pickup and go guy anymore. That's just not how it works. I gotta. I've been planning this for months.
D
I feel the same way.
A
I'm. I'm. Well, I'm. I've got an opportunity to do something tonight. I don't know if you can pick up and get it done, but I've got tickets tonight to Triumph Smart Financial center at Sugar Land if you want them. Andrew, man, I'm.
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I'm.
D
I'm away right now.
A
What are you talking about?
B
Andrew's ready.
A
This the guy that can party? He's DTP tonight.
D
Dtp, baby.
B
Okay. Make sure you take a picture when you see Rod.
A
Yeah, let's take pictures. Let's.
D
I'm looking for that guy. When I get there, I'm looking for that guy.
B
Smart. Financialcenter.net it looks like there might still be a few tickets available, but. Andrew, have fun tonight with the boy.
D
Oh, thank you very much.
A
All right. Andrew, I do hope to meet you tonight. I'll be there hanging out. Let's take a picture. Rain. Let's not talk about that. You guys know it's raining. It's going to be raining all weekend. You don't need me to tell you that. There was a story. I don't know that I remember all the details of it, but there was a story. How this song came about to be the thing we talk about with Ditch Day and Senior Skip Day and all that fun stuff. Let's just talk about the event itself.
B
Okay?
A
Okay. Ditch Day is coming up one week from today. We get to hang out with you guys. Am I going out two weeks in a row? Look at you. Wait a minute. I'm out of here. Hand. So, yeah, I can't wait to hang out with you guys next Friday.
B
Friday, May 29th. Cactus Cove.
A
Yeah. So we kind of. For the last couple of weeks, we've been throwing things out there that have been talked about on the show. It's been. There's a great history of the different names. There's an official shot of the party every year. And this year we got it down to five. The Sloppy Toppy, the Punch Monkey, the Free Bird. Exploding Julie, which Alex likes to whisper that one. Exploding Julie. And the Nutsack Thumbtack, who will not be participating this. The Exploding Julie, where are we at? Mo you looking at the voting?
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I am. I just refreshed you.
A
This is the same voting tool that we use for Throwback Thursday.
B
So a lot of refreshing goes on throughout the day.
A
Most people don't know we're doing this.
B
It's new. Just. Just opened poll.
A
Okay.
B
Gotta get to the polls.
A
Okay.
B
Get there early.
A
Why don't we just go through it? Start at the bottom, work your way up to the top.
B
All right. Currently Punch Monkey is in last place with 7% of the votes.
A
Punch Monkey in last place?
B
Yeah.
A
Interesting. Okay.
B
I see the nutsack thumbtack. Second to last 9% of the votes.
A
What?
B
I know. I really liked that one.
A
Okay.
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Exploding Julius, currently in third place.
A
What?
B
21% of the votes.
A
I don't know these listeners at all.
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Sloppy toffee in second place, 25% of the votes. Do you know what that leaves for first place?
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You haven't said the Free Bird yet.
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Free Bird is currently in first place with 35% of the votes. Again, the polls just open. It's time to get there. World famous Rod Ryan show page@the buzz.com.
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don't worry.
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Says ditch day. Just click on it.
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You're pretty little heads about what the shot will contain. The experts take care of that. Yeah. You know, but it is a deeply discounted shot. They always come up with something. It's not even fair. You play this.
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It does mean a lot to us. Here.
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It's 7:32. I have not watched the Jack Hughes golden goal today all day. I haven't watched it yet. I haven't even watched it. But I'm wearing the shirt three or four times. But I'm wearing the shirt today. Okay. It says USA Gold champions. Olympic champions. Okay. So that's obviously where we got this from. The Freebird dub stuff that was in every highlight for all the hockey highlights from the Olympics. I need you to vote. Get on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page@thebuzz.com Memorial Day weekend, ladies and gentlemen, the Rod Ryan show. Mornings on 94. 5, the Buzz. Buzz. Okay. 94. 5, the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show, Evanescence and afterlife. Good morning. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. Thank you. Some of you are working today. It didn't. I don't think there's gonna be many people in our office. But we are going to be off on Monday, Memorial Day. So I hope everybody has a great weekend. The rain not even getting me down. It's not. What are you gonna do 60 chance of some scattered thunderstorms later tonight, Saturday. Overall, you're saying you're seeing higher numbers? I'm sticking with this for now. 60 chance of scatter thunderstorms on Saturday. 50 chance on Sunday. These things can all change. I was almost a little disturbed. I just said it was after 7:30, May 22nd. I haven't. Okay. I haven't watched the Jack Hughes golden goal yet. Why don't we just watch it together? Just get it out of the way for today.
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And it's Warinski now. Jack Hughes puts it around the car.
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United States with numbers block across it comes. Jack Hughes wins it. The golden goal for the United States. For the first time since the 1980 miracle, the United States takes the gold. Is that silly that I watched that every day?
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Yes, you're silly.
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I can't get enough of it.
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Silly Mo.
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I mean, I don't care.
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It's not silly.
A
I cannot get enough of that goal and what it meant. And my kid. I made London watch.
B
Do you make her watch it every day?
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I mean. No, I don't make her watch it every day.
F
My kids watched it a lot of times with me.
A
She has watched it a lot. I make her watch it from time to time, but I made her watch that game with me.
B
Yeah.
A
And I. I hope someday she's like, oh, my God. My old man made me watch that stupid game. And I'm so happy. Happy because I saw the Jack Hughes gold. Golden Gold. Yeah.
B
Here. This is where I was.
A
I make jokes about it all the time, but I do. I watch it every day. I told you, I laugh because if I. Scrolling, scrolling. And I'll see it. And I'll see it. Must show you when your friends like something.
B
Yeah. You'll see their names first.
A
And I see Alex always likes it before me. Yeah. And there's People keep putting the video
B
out over and over and.
A
And it's just. It's. It's packaged up in different ways.
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I don't ever want it to not be in my algorithm. So, like, I have to watch all
A
of them all the way through to
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make, you know, like, hey, no, keep giving me this. Keep giving me this. Pumping in my veins.
B
Yes. Engage, engage.
A
I could cry just watching it every day. I watched that Jack Hughes goal from the Olympics. What a moment.
F
Greatest country in the world, baby.
A
Memorial Day. Mo's upset that salads are so high up on the list. I've been kind of giving people a little bit, not a hard time, time, but you know how much we love talking about food on this show.
B
Yeah, we do.
A
And nationwide. Salads of all types. Mo, I don't think you're getting caught up in the lettuce.
B
I know. It's just the word.
A
What do you think? It's spinach. Nobody's eating spinach. Sweet gun.
B
I mean, I like spinach.
A
Salads of all types are. The most likely side is coleslaw.
B
Yeah.
A
Under the umbrella of salad.
B
Yes, I think so, don't you?
A
Potato salad, pasta salad. It's a slot. Right.
B
They're all salads.
A
Chips. Number two.
B
Can we talk about chips?
A
Yeah. So I got an email from the Pringles people.
B
Yes.
A
And they said, hey, would you be interested in covering, you know, this new chip that we have?
B
And Rod said, no.
A
And I said, I get a lot of this stuff.
B
Hell, yeah.
A
I'm like, are you coming to me? Are you asking me to be an influencer for chips? They got two new Pringles out there. I opened one of the cans. I haven't tried it yet.
B
Pringle. Pringles, limited edition. Yeah. Beer braised steak.
A
Okay. Is that what's open?
B
Give this a smell.
A
Smell them. They smell like steak.
B
Those are steak chips.
A
Yeah.
B
Let me open.
D
They do.
A
All right, who wants. Go ahead, try it.
D
Here we go.
A
You're all being influencer.
B
Oh, my.
A
That's right. Wait, now I have to tap my finger.
F
Oh, my God, guys, I'm so scared.
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Oh, my God, I'm so nervous. Oh, my God. I'm getting excited. He's tying in some asmr. All right, Chat.
F
All right, Here we go.
A
Oh, my God.
B
So nervous. I'm so nervous.
A
Okay. You know, I like to keep it real with you guys. I'm gonna eat the chips.
B
Beer, brace steak.
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Omg. They're not paying us, so if they walk, they're definitely run. Don't walk.
F
Get some of these.
A
Smash the subscribe button. Are they any good? They're pretty good. Yeah. Do they taste the greatest thing I've ever had but, like beer and steak and cheese?
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Hard to mess up Pringles. It's really hard to mess up things.
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They've really got it figured out, don't they?
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Beer braised steak.
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And it's not just any beer. Can we say that this is the beer that is featured?
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Oh, it's Miller Life.
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It's definitely Miller.
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Yeah. They got a collab with Miller Life with a stick.
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And the.
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Oh, these are really good.
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Is very patriotic. This one is the beer cheese burger. Also Miller.
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Like mere cheese.
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I can't believe how Steaky. Steaky. They are. Yeah, they smell like they're very steak forward. Not like overpowering though, for a chip. Yeah, they're really good. Good job, Pringles.
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You know what we could have played with this.
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How they make them so sticky.
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Who's chewing those chips?
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We could still do it.
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Do you know how much crap are these available at store Radio wizard gave me for playing that game. Listening. He's like, oh, really? 22 years you're just going to do stuff like who's chewing those chips on the radio? You knew. Whatever you want.
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I like that. We're just eating chips.
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Do you like the steak ones better?
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Chili's like.
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I like the steak ones over the beer braised or over the beer ones.
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Steak ones are better, but neither one of them are bad. All right, look at a bunch of influencers over here.
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The beer shoes ones are very cheesy. Ones are delicious.
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Let me know what you think in
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the comments chat Pringles beer braised steak. We subscribe.
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All right, guys, we'll get some chips.
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Rock and alternative for Houston.
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The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am The Buzz, here we come.
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Here we come. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on this free beer Friday, another case of beer coming your way. That collab between Pringles and Miller Light. We were eating those chips earlier, you know, just being influencers. You said you looked online, you can't find them any anywhere.
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Walmart sold out. Amazon sold out.
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Really? They're good.
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Yeah. I tried to add them to my heb order. They don't sell.
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Oh, you were gonna go buy them?
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Yeah, for sure.
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We, I, we influenced you.
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Yeah, I thought my husband would love them. Miller Light, that's like him.
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That's his guy. That's his beer.
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Steak. Steak and Miller Light. That's my husband right there.
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Can't find the chips anywhere.
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Sorry, y'.
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All.
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All right.
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You can find them in my belly.
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I could raffle off half a can.
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Already been chewed.
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Oh, ABC gum. That was the best when I was a kid. All another case of beer coming your way. Machine Gun Kelly tickets next hour. And Mo with Houston's headlines. Go.
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You've seen Trump so $1.8 billion anti weaponization fund in the headlines. They had hoped to make progress before the Memorial Day holiday, but things ran into a wall of Republican resistance over the last two days. Now the Senate is on break and they were also hoping to get some closure with the ballroom funding fight. They'll be back from their recess on June 1st.
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Let him go. They've been working so hard.
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They've been doing a lot.
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Let them go. Enjoy yourselves, your little mansions.
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NASCAR's Kyle Busch died yesterday. An undisclosed severe illness was the cause. He was 41 years old. A statement from NASCAR called his passing sudden and tragic, adding, he was fierce, passionate, and immensely skilled and, quote, cared deeply about sports and fans.
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You said he was a hall of famer?
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Yeah, not yet, but will be.
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But I mean, he was.
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Sure.
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But he was.
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Yes.
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Wow. Car guy.
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He's a first battle hall of famer, dude.
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I know. It's really freaking sad.
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And nobody. He wasn't really sick or ill for a long time or anything like that.
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Two weekends ago he was racing and at the end of the race, he called for his doctor to meet him at his bus and then he raced.
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Sensei stuff.
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Yeah.
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That's crazy.
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I know. I'm really sad for his wife and his kids.
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Freak out every time I blow my nose.
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I know, right?
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Y.
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God.
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I mean, something simple like that. Yeah. Let's go.
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It cannot rain on our holiday weekend, Rod.
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Well, it is going to rain, right? It is, but it's not going to stop us.
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But we're still going to light up the grills.
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We're going to eat.
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Yes. And we're going to eat drink. New report. Looked at the most likely Memorial Day side dishes across the country.
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Alex, don't grill inside. Please don't. Not a propane, please.
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Some fun steps. I'm scrolling like a weirdo to see what Texas's number one side dish is, right?
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Beans salad. Rod.
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It says salad. Salads nationwide. Salads of all types. Salads of all types are the most likely side.
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Every barbecue joint in this city in the state gives you potato salad with your barbecue.
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I know.
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So that's a salad. Mo.
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This is the word salad. I know, but hurt me.
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It's a salad.
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It's potato.
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Potato salad. They don't just give you a potato, they give you a salad.
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I take just a potato.
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A potato would be pretty good.
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I'd rather have a potato.
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What are you making? What are the sides at the. At the mohouse?
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I mean, I am doing baked potatoes, but I'm also doing a pasta salad.
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What's in the pasta salad?
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Salami.
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Is that an Italian dressing on the pasta? Are you using spiral?
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Yeah, I like the colorful one.
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Tri colored spiral.
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Yeah, that's how I like it.
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That's my fave, too. Oh, what time's that hitting the table?
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Pretty jackass.
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You're bringing something.
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I'm Just salading.
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See? Sure you're salading.
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I just don't want to call it that. I wish it would have said like pasta salad. Okay, carbs. The Late show with Stephen Colbert ended its 11 year run last night. It ended inside of snow globe. That was the very last point.
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I guess you've tried to explain this black hole to me and Neil Degrassi
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Tyson didn't get it.
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No, I guess you gotta watch.
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It all opened up. People were falling in it. They say the wormhole sucked everyone in. In a wormhole is a play on the whole, he was number one, but also was canceled.
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Wormhole. Okay. Was Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon. Were they on the show again?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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They fell into the wormhole because they weren't working. John Oliver, Seth Meyers, they were all on.
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They all went. Yeah. Okay.
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Very last. Very last guest was Paul McCartney, which
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doesn't get bigger than that.
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Seems good.
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He said he wanted the Pope. I guess the Pope would be bigger.
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Bigger but unavailable.
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Hope's busy.
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What's he doing?
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Hoping.
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Blessing.
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Hoping to.
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Steve.
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A new announcement from Spotify caught my eye yesterday. Spotify is going to allow artists to reserve concert tickets for their top listeners. Now listen, we all know that getting tickets can be stressful. Online ticket queues, you, you wait, you wait, you wait. And then they're pricey. All the seats you want are already bought up by the time it's your turn to put purchase. Spotify teaming up with artists for a new reserved system that will set aside tickets for premium subscribers.
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Alex is a. Is an Iheart man. He's not a Spotify guy. Right. Alex is a big Iheart guy.
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I like ads.
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He doesn't know what you're talking about. What is this Spotify you talk of?
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Yeah, fair. I'm just saying it's gonna make it harder for the common people like you and me to get.
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So that's another avenue that I have to jump through. Right.
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Because I'm not listening to Spotify.
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But Spotify's not giving away the tickets. You still have to buy them.
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Buy them. You're just getting an extra chance to buy them if you're a top listener.
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This is like when you pay for VIP and you get. You get like a separate place to go buy T shirts.
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Yes.
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Not just kind of T shirts. Yeah, Same price. But you can buy them over here.
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Same T shirts, but there's just a separate area to buy T shirts that you own. Quite a line. And we'll get you, you know, a separate dirty bathroom to go into.
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No, it's probably cleaner than half the people on. Okay, Those are Houston's headlines.
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All right, sports.
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The Astros are back in action this afternoon. They're going to open up a weekend series with the Cubs on the road. Spencer Arrogetti will be on the mound for the Strohs, going up against Chicago's Jameson Talion. First pitch is at 120, and you can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks beat the Cavaliers 109 to 93 to take a 20 lead in the Eastern Conference finals. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens blew out the Hurricane 6 to 2 to take game one of the Eastern Conference finals. That is what's going on in sports.
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I'm sorry. This bit went way too long. There was one ship left.
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You got hungry.
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Yeah, there was.
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You're so dumb.
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There was one chip left. It's been sitting there the whole time that you guys have been talking. I'm like, all right, wrap it up already. All right. I'm done with the chips. Okay, that's it, guys. I got Machine Gun Kelly tickets for you coming up at around, what, 8, 20. I've got beer for you coming up in about 60 seconds. Kind of like the last hour that I'm scheduling is this one coming up. Then it's open phones and you guys will take over the last hour. I can't wait.
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Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.
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6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz.
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Finally Friday.
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Oh, boy, it's finally Friday. Glad that the week is up. We'll far hop and get liquored up. We'll stay out real late tonight. Drink tonight of beer.
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We'll hit on all of the girls we can.
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Oh, yes, women are glad that Friday's here. Free bear Friday. If you got the free bear Friday. If you got the free bear Friday. You got a free bear Friday. Free bear Friday and ride Free bear Friday and you got a free bear Friday. You got a free bear Friday. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Who's this?
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Hey, good morning, brother Rod. This is Eric.
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Eric, you're color number 10.
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That's awesome, man.
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That is awesome.
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Dude.
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I'm going to get to the third case of beer today. Where are you from, Eric?
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I'm from Houston, Texas.
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All right.
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My man's from Houston right here. Are you off on Monday?
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Yes, I am, brother Rod.
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I like to hear that.
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Are you cooking this?
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Yeah, I'm gonna whip up. I'm gonna whip up some burgers, man.
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Yeah. You knew I was gonna ask you about food. The show Hungry. We obsess about food.
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Yeah, yeah, we're hungry over here.
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We just want to make sure that we're doing the right thing here. So you got some burgers going on over there? Are you a side dish guy?
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Yeah, of course. I get some. Some. Some potatoes, little fries with the burgers.
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Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
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Perfect.
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All right. That sounds like a pretty good little weekend, dude. Enjoy yourself. Eric, I got the. I got a case of beer for you.
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All right.
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You know. You know, I always try to call every Friday to get through, and I never get through. This is my first time.
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Yeah, you're awesome, dude. Thank you. Thank you, Eric.
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Thank you. You guys have a good weekend.
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Thank you.
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You too. How can I not, living in the greatest country in the world, you know? Excited about Memorial Day? We are off on Monday. Always observed on the last Monday of May, it's early, but this is the last Monday. The earliest it can be is May 25th. When you look at the numbers and you crunch the numbers on the calendar.
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Thanks for doing that.
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So it's the earliest that it can be May 25th. It always falls between the 25th and May 31st. As a matter of fact, next year, it'll be May 31st. It'll feel like, oh, the last weekend of the. The month. It's weird because there's another weekend. Yeah. Coming up. Used to be called Decoration Day, going back to the 1800s. Then in 1970, that's when it officially became Memorial Day, I think in 1971, actually. Now there's the thing about Memorial Day and, you know, you got me jumping around and I'm asking about burgers and potato salad and everything else. There's no shame. This is just. This is only my feelings. I'll take emails on it. People will be mad. There's no shame in being excited about having the day off. There's no shame about dreaming of potato salad and in coleslaw and all the sides and getting on the grill and chilling and spending time with your family and drinking some beers and being out of the pool and outside. Well, we're gonna be dealing with all this rain. Of course, we know why we have this long weekend. Memorial Day commemorates the men and women who died while serving in the United States Armed Forces. Veterans Day is the day set aside to thank and honor all those that made the ultimate sacrifice. As a matter of fact, I don't know if you guys know this. There is an exact moment of remembrance on Memorial day.
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It's at 3:00pm Oh, I didn't know that.
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I didn't know that either.
B
Where, where does, does something take place?
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It's 3pm local time. You're supposed to pause and remember the brave men and women that died in service of our nation. So I, I always say go out and if there's a mattress sale, go get it. Drink your beers, drink the, the potato chip with beer on them. Whatever we were eating earlier, have fun, have, enjoy the day off. But at some point, just take a second to kind of realize why we have the day off. Okay, it's not, it's not, I get it. But it doesn't, I don't think it has to be in your, you know, doesn't have to make up your whole weekend. And there's not a Friday before Memorial Day in my entire existence on this show that I haven't told you guys. If you're looking for one singular movie, if you would, if, and you got rain this weekend. If you have never seen the movie. And I love people that have taken my advice on this. There's a movie starring Kevin Bacon. It's called Taking Chance. It is the, it's one of the greatest movies of all time. It's based on a true story story. It was a 19 year old Marine, Lance Corporal Chance Phelps. He lost his life. And there was, I want to make sure I get these right. United States Marine Lt. Col. Michael Stromble. He volunteered to escort the remains back to his family.
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Oh yes.
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And it's, the movie's called Taking Chance. It's based on his first name. The, the Marine that died. His name is Chance.
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Okay.
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Taking Chance number number one, Kevin Bacon is just phenomenal in this movie. I had no idea that this went on in transporting a soldier. They're on commercial aircrafts and in, in the, in this like with the luggage and stuff. I, I, I, I never seen anything like this. You will learn so much watching this movie. The respect that is given to somebody that made the ultimate sacrifice this movie. I, I, I'm sure, sure they took some liberties to make it an entertaining movie, but it just looks, it's so amazing. You will learn so much.
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Yeah. Am I crying?
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You will absolutely cry during the movie just because, out of, out of the respect.
B
Yeah, no, I get it.
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Kevin Bacon, I'm telling you should have got an Academy Award for this movie. And I think it was made for HBO back in the day.
C
Really?
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Yes. It's so good you want to learn a little something and I can't say enough about it. I don't know if I'll have time, but I'm trying to carve out time to make sure that I watch this movie this weekend. It's called Taking Chance. Kevin Bacon. You wanna. You wanna realize why we have Memorial Day? You watch this movie and you will think about this every Memorial Day moving forward for the rest of your life. I mean that. I mean that. It's that good. All right, quick break. When me come back, got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending. Machine Gun Kelly in town tomorrow night. We've got tickets. Stay there.
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The Buzz.
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Rock and alternative for Houston.
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The Rod ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am 94.
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5 the Buzz. Welcome back. Rod Ryan show on this free beer Friday. One case of your left. All right, Kristen. Thank you. She took the time to email me. Rod, I just requested Taking Chance movie on DVD from my local library.
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Oh, okay.
A
So she's going to watch it this weekend.
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DVDs from the library?
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Yeah. I guess I didn't know this.
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You got to like, pre rent them.
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I'll watch it as soon as it comes in. It is available to rent on Amazon Prime, $2.99. Apple TV $3.99. And it's on HBO on the app with subscription. Happy Memorial Day. She's making burgers and hot potato salad.
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Ooh, hot potato salad. Hot girl.
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Hot potato salad. Now, I did make like that, but it was German potato salad.
B
Oh, yeah, that's gps. Different, right?
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Yeah, I need gyps. I need the gps. German potato salad. It was like a vinegary bacony dressing. Hot potatoes.
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Yeah, yeah, I like that.
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German potato salad.
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Making German stuff.
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You're not Memorial Day weekend.
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Red, white and blue, baby. Okay, Kristen, all I ask, I want a real movie rock review from you. After watching the movie that I recommended to everybody, I. I think it's across the board. I can't imagine somebody watching this movie and not thinking that it's amazing. The movie is taking chance and it's a. It's probably the best Memorial Day watch. And I'm putting that over Band of Brothers, which is my favorite thing in the world, really. I really think Memorial Day I. You can't do any better than watching the movie. Take Taking Chance. I. I stand by that every single year. Band of Brothers might be the greatest thing ever made. That's a lot of time watching that. All right, what you got? What's trending?
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Memorial Day weekend is trending.
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Yeah.
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We're talking about everything that's going on this weekend. Then we also got the NBA playoffs trending. The Knicks beat the Cavs last night to take a two games to none lead in the Eastern Conference finals. The Thunder and Spurs, you're gonna play a game three tonight. Those games between those two teams have been really good so far. And then Fanny Friday is trending.
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Whoa.
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Captain Jackie Shea. We got a captain for our Fanny Friday feature submitted to us by our buddy Pete. And people are checking her out at the world famous Rod Ryan show page the buzz.com.
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thank you, Pete. You got some tickets for this weekend Again you got to be dtp.
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It's DTV concert weekend here in H town and tomorrow in the Woodlands is Machine Gun Kelly. Tickets are on sale now ticketmaster.com we'd love to give them to you. Gotta be color 1071-3212, 5945.
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Have a memorial Day weekend you'll never forget. The Rod Ryan show mornings on 94. 5 the Buzz. Go 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Corn coming undone. Anybody going with any elote this weekend?
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I am a stan for elote. Are you making it but not this weekend?
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No, I haven't made it in a long time and I think I did a pretty good job on the elote before. It's just corn like on the cob is not really good right now. I like. I like it on the cob knee
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high by the fourth of July.
A
Yeah, I've never done that mixture where I've made it like a.
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In a cup like the guy sells with the mayonnaise.
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Yeah.
B
You've never made that.
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I. I've made it where I put the sauce on the cob.
B
Oh, I see.
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You know what I mean?
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You can decob it.
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Is that you're saying, no, I haven't done that. I didn't decob and I decob.
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I understand.
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I went to. Listen, I went to the grocery store yesterday. The corn was not looking good. It wasn't looking very good.
B
So not right now.
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I will be elote less this weekend. But I use the Mex. Don't worry, Chili. I use the Mexican crema. I got the whole thing. All right. It's the cap on my. Anytime I try to do anything Mexican in my house, it gives me a hard time on. I got the crema.
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That's good.
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Good morning.
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Hello.
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What are you laughing about? Who is this?
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This is Stephanie. Hey, Stephanie.
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You going to have a lotte this weekend?
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I mean, we have elote kind of frequently. My kids like it same.
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Hey, you're color 10. Good morning. Oh, hey. Morning.
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Yes.
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It's Stephanie, right? Hello.
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Hello.
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Yeah, it's. Your name's Stephanie? Stephanie, yes. Okay. Making sure I got the right person here.
B
Can you.
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Can you get out and party tomorrow night?
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Sure can.
A
Would you hook her up, please?
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Yes, ma'.
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Am.
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Stephanie, we'll see you in the Woodlands. Machine Gun Kelly. Great. I'm so excited. No, it's gonna be a good show. Lots of concerts this weekend in Houston. Machine Gun Kelly. One of them Ticketmaster.com if anybody else needs tickets for that one.
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Yeah.
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Was Khalifa cool?
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Oh, okay.
B
Yeah. It's going to be a good show, Stephanie.
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Have a great. Have a great time at that show. Thank you for listening. Have a wonderful weekend. All right.
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Okay.
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Thank you, guys Too.
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Be safe.
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Thank you. I will be safe. When is this voting thing over? When is it over? I.
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You're the boss.
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I don't know how these guys got my number. I am getting more text messages and. And Ms. Christine is helping me out at the house with. With London in the morning. And. And her and I were talking about it early this morning, and she said that she's also. I. I said, is it the worst you've ever had it? Like. I. I didn't give out my number. Chip Roy. Like, how are you. How did you get my number?
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Okay, I thought you were talking about Ditch Day.
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No, I. Who gave Chip Roy my number? Okay, Now. I don't know perverts out of bathrooms. I don't know what. These guys are running the platform. I'd like to go out and vote. I do vote. I. I have voting fatigue right now. I have. I've already voted a couple of times.
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That's actually a headline and I just.
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I.
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It really is.
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It's.
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It's too much. I don't. There's just a constant cycle of people running and, you know, commercials and stuff, like, whatever. When you're in my phone every day. And it's not Chip Roy. It's everybody. It's Maga Middleton. It's everybody.
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Not my guy. Not my guy.
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It's your uncle.
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Right?
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Not my guy. Do not condone him.
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All right? It's the other guy that's running seven times in the last.
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Oh, the running one.
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Yeah. He's literally running in his commercial.
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Menifee. He does run in his commercial.
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Okay. I don't know. Jasmine Crockett. How did you get my number? I cannot believe. But for. For the main elections, this is like a midterm thing or this is some kind of.
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I don't know.
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I don't know what it is either.
F
TV used to have vote or die. I'd rather die. I'd rather die.
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I picked up right now primary runoff election.
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Okay. Yes, yes. So I did.
B
The actual voting day is not even till next week.
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I went to the vote where it was supposed to be like to get the winners. This is a follow up because things were too close.
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Yes.
A
Okay. So I under. I can fight. I kind of have a bit of an understanding. I try to be a good person. Person.
B
Yes. It just seems like a lot.
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It is so much. It is so much. It's important to get out and vote. I don't. I get mad at the person when they're in my phone. I do get mad. I do get pissed. This I wanted to share with something about because I know I have voting fatigue. There's a small town in Alabama, it's Falkville. You know Falkville, Right?
B
Right.
A
No, you don't. They just voted on the ballot to end the town's historic 140 year ban on alcohol. It was one of those dry counties that still exists.
B
Yeah.
A
Remember when Dinah first bought her pad, Her. Her house in the Heights? It was a dry. Was the Heights dry?
B
Yes. I also bought a house in dry Heights.
A
But there had to be bars.
B
There were bars, but you had to become a member of them.
A
Wait a minute. Like, okay, let's just say on white. Oh, Christian's tailgate.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. You would go in, you'd have to sign something saying you remember, then you were officially a member. And then they could. You could drink.
A
That's so stupid.
B
Yeah.
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That is so not that long ago. Like, the workarounds that they make you do is so dumb. So this town in Alabama, they voted. It's been 140 years, they've had a ban on alcohol. And. And they won by one single vote. This is why they say voting matters.
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Voting does matter.
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The final vote, the tally was not. A lot of people showed up to vote.
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Okay.
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There's about 800 registered voters in Falkville. 231 voted. The final tally was 116 to 115 in favor of allowing alcohol sales so
B
they don't have to have a runoff. Even if it was.
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Yeah, no, no, it was just majority for this one. I know what you're asking.
B
You know what I mean?
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You gotta win.
B
We're voting again.
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Yeah. So one local gas station. I saw an interview, they're like, yeah, they're thrilled about the results. You know what? Because why they're definitely going to be sellers. They said okay, but they want to do it in a way that's respectful
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to the other half of the people that don't want it.
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Yeah, like the 115 people that didn't want it.
B
Right.
A
You got to be respectful for sure. So they, they say they're going to build a huge standalone liquor store right next to their gas station. They've got the land over there. And then, like, that's a lot of work to be respectful. Then I'm thinking you might as well just build it without windows because you don't want people walking by to see how happy those people are inside that liquor store. You better just make a. A cinder block box with no windows because people that voted against, they're going to walk by and see the happiest people they've ever seen in their lives buying bottles of alcohol for the first time in 140 years. What are you doing Memorial Day weekend? I'm naked. The Rod Brian show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz sublime in Ensenada. Rob Ryan show on this free beer Friday. Another case of beer coming your way. And then I can't wait to flip the phones over to you. It will become open phones Friday. You guys get the whole last hour today. Oh, geez. Today's the last hour of alternative income. Mo, I'm putting you on the spot. I don't know if you have a check, a chance to check the shot.
B
I do have it pulled right out. Let me do the last refresh, please.
A
I got. I'm getting some music ready for you as well.
B
All right. Right.
A
Oh, wow.
B
Things are moving around. Some voting coming through.
A
Let me see. Let me just warm you up a little bit here. Okay. Get more warmed up.
B
I'm stretching.
A
Ditch day is coming up one week from today. We're going to be at Cactus Cove starting at, we're saying noon. If you want a T shirt, you got to get there early. Yeah. Okay. So there's going to be a shot special and we're just responsible for the name of that said shot. Yeah. Last place, Punch Monkey. Punch Monkey in last place.
F
We just crossed Punch Monkey out.
B
He's pretty much crossed himself out.
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Nothing's getting crossed out until 9. 39, 39, 30. Punch monkey in last place.
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Nut sack, thumb tack. Second to last.
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I think once you have one of those, like, I can't say it sober, it's too much. I. I screw up 50% of the time sober. The. The thumbtack nut.
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It was so good.
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By the time you're on your third one, you won't be able to order it. Yeah, you're right next in the middle.
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Free bird. Third place.
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Oh, that's the one that Alex is pushing for.
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Also my favorite as well.
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Later, later. We'll get to work.
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Exploding Julie. Second place.
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I like that one.
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I will not be participating.
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I like it. You're gonna drink one and love it.
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And then Sloppy toppy is currently in first place. Oh, yeah, things have ruffled up a little bit.
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Sloppy tompy was a word that was used in. In Read My Lips recently. And Mo got it within seconds and then proceeded to tell us. What does it mean?
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Literally, I was like, when did we
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say that you can't guess Sloppy Toppy in record time? And then ask us what it means.
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I have no reason to lie about that.
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I don't think those two worlds.
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I'm married. I have children. I never heard of that before.
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Those worlds, those planets are not separated from one another.
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I just know your lips.
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Frog slide.
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Poppy.
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Toppy.
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Bush's beans. Are you gonna beans on the menu this weekend?
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I like beans.
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Beans. Alex, I'm on beans. Oh, there's nothing. Ms. Christina's beans are the best.
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You're lying.
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Oh, my God. She makes just. You know what I mean? Like, you know, people just know how to make beans. She makes the best.
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Why she never made me beans ever.
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Chili, chili, chili.
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I want, man, that's, like, my favorite.
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Is Ms. Christina making beans this week? Weekend? I doubt it. Oh, dude, they're so good. They're so good.
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But she's not making, like, a baked bean.
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Not like. Not like Bush's beans. You have to. Don't roll. If you don't roll your eye. You got to get out of here.
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Charro.
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Char.
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Yeah, yeah.
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They're the best. They are the best.
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Call me.
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I'll be just going with white people. Bush beans straight out of the can. Well, like, I doctor them up. Like, what do you put a little
D
bit of brown sugar on it?
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Well, it comes with. So I'm adding extra beans. I got a recipe. It's like a cowboy bean. So you add, like, bacon and ground beef and that sort of thing to the bushes.
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Chili fool.
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No, I'm praying about it.
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Cowboy beans, dude. Come on. Cowboy beans. Okay, let me say it so that you recognize what I'm talking about. Bush's Beans is offering a limited time run of their summer baked beans right now. They're infused with apple pie, rocket popsicles, and dill pickle. Now I got Your attention because you're, you know.
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I'm a pickle girl.
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You are a pickle girl. So there's some summer thing that's kind of headlining the food blog page today. Alex, what's a red card in soccer? Does that mean you're out of the game?
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Yeah. Yellows equals a red. Two yellows immediate ejection.
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Okay, so remember. Hi. How in the World Series if somebody steals a base, doesn't Taco Bell to play a game?
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Yeah.
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Okay. Any player on the U.S. soccer team receives a red card. During the World cup domino's is gonna randomly select more than 60, 000 winners to receive a free medium two topping pizza. Why not one?
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They say base stealing is an incentive. Like that's a good thing. We don't want anybody getting a red card for pizza.
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But does it. If you get a red card, does it get your team fired up? Like in hockey when your guy fights
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down of the match.
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Oh, okay.
F
So you have to play with 10 men.
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So it's weird that domino's is you.
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You want nothing.
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They're rewarding this behavior.
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Terrible.
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They say they're gonna end up giving out over $1 million worth of pizzas. You gotta be in the system, I guess. I don't know how they pick these people, but you got to be in some sort of domino system to get in on that. So World cup will be here soon enough. So lots of stuff on the food blog page today. Houston's rock.
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Houston's alternative all day and the Rock ryan Morning Show.
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94. 5 Buzz.
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Oh yeah. There's gonna be a lot of people out and there's a lot of drinking going on this weekend, guys. No drinking and driving. I don't think I've actually said that on the air today. Maybe I did. Don't do it. It's not worth it. Don't do it. Just. Just crash at your buddy's house if you're gonna be partying or there's somebody getting a robot. Robot car. Get in a. Get in a driverless car.
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Let us know how it goes. Like that's a better option.
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It is a better option. Okay. You can make all the fun you want of that. Waymo. Way better than driving drunk. Can we agree on that? Yes. Until something really bad happens to the Waymo. I did see one. Not here.
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Stop.
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But it had kept driving. You know where it says like turn around, don't drown. Yes. The Waymo kept going.
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Yes.
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And it was.
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It was in San Antonio.
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You saw the same image.
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Why they had to Take all of them off the roads.
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The water was up to the doors.
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Yes. It didn't know what to do.
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Still better options. Still better.
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I agree.
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I don't want one of you drinking and driving out there, okay? Please. I don't want to yell at you all morning long, but don't make me. Don't make me come back there. I got a case of beer coming up for you. Got open phones coming up for you. Last day of alternative income. We're going to leave you with blue October tickets. How did we get to this point? I'm running out of show. Mo, what you got in Houston's headlines?
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Hey, Rod.
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Hi.
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You've seen Trump's $1.8 billion anti weaponization fund in the headlines?
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No. You keep asking me that. It's been four hours now, and no,
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I. I'm not explaining it.
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There's a lot checked out. I'm grilling somewhere on a. I'm doing stuff right, Mo. Getting rain done and I'm grilling. I'm eating potato salad. I'm up to my ass in coleslaw.
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On it before the holiday, but they ran into a wall.
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Can't hear you.
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Republican resistance over the last two days. The Senate is now on a break. They won't be back from the recess until June 1st.
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I'm like, the Senate. I'm already on break.
B
Not till June 1, though.
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No, we got to be back on Tuesday. Okay.
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NASCAR's Kyle Busch, also trending. He died yesterday as a result of an undisclosed severe illness. Kyle was 41 years old. He survived by his wife, Samantha, and their two young children. During a race on May 10, he was struggling with a sinus cold. It was worsened by, of course, intense G forces, elevation changes. During the race, he radioed for a doctor. The doctor met him after. After the race. He competed in two races last weekend and was supposed to be in Charlotte this weekend.
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Crazy.
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But passed away. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Among everyone that's reaching out, said saying Kyle was one of the greatest drivers in NASCAR history. No one can deny that.
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Wow.
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Shout out to Memorial Day and shout out to the 45 million Americans who will travel at least 50 miles from home this weekend. Plus, everyone's already got on right on the roads.
A
Seems like it. The. The roads. I don't know. I haven't really checked in with you guys during the show.
B
Traffic seems to be manageable.
A
You just kind of mentioned that to me. On open phones, when you call in, do you feel like the traffic is down or are people getting out of Dodge now, like I can tell you this afternoon, I can tell you phone calls are down, emails are down, meaning less than what I normally get. I again, wasn't on that message. Demo.
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You're supposed to take today off.
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Take Friday off too, guys.
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We'll remember that for next year.
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Got me again.
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AAA expects those numbers to break last year's record. The national average for a gallon of regular gas last year was 3.17 this weekend.
A
Where we at now?
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456. So 317 to 456.
A
Yeah, but is it. Is it. Is it keeping one person off the road or from going or enjoying. Enjoying life?
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No. Maybe coming back a little bit.
A
The gas prices are outrageous.
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Yes.
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The cost of everything. I just went to the grocery store.
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Holy crap.
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I would be embarrassed to show you my receipt. How much I spent. Okay. I would be embarrassed. But we're still doing the things. People find a way. Yeah, people find a way. How?
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Maybe buy generic ice cream.
A
How could it be record gas price prices and record people traveling at the same time?
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That's where we are.
A
We find a way.
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Can we talk about Britney Spears?
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Yeah, if you want.
B
I do.
A
So she got arrested a while back, but March. What's new about this?
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TMZ got the police footage, the video you can hear. She got pulled over DUI arrest back in March, y'. All. First, she's having a meltdown when they ask her to get out of her car. Rod, do you have the audio? Is it easy to.
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To play where she offers the arresting officer lasagna?
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Yeah, that's the one.
A
That's a.
B
That's it.
A
Perfectly normal thing to do, right? All right, here we go.
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You got to listen this Britney Spears,
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while we're talking, can you turn the vehicle off?
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No. Can I go follow you up there so I'm not on the street with all these people?
A
What if we have you get out
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of my baby's right down there in a hotel here?
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How about this? What if we have you get out
D
of the car, we'll put you in
A
one of our cars, and we'll drive
D
around the corner so we're somewhere that there's a bunch of people driving by.
A
Oh, I don't want to get in there for.
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You can come to my house. I'll make your food and lasagna or whatever you want. I have a pool. My babies are coming to my house tonight.
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Now, there's a piece of me that also hears somebody that's very out of it, very scared, terrified, and. And shouldn't be be Out. I'm sorry. Shouldn't be out and about. Certainly not in that case. You know, she was drinking and driving, right? Or pilling and driving.
B
Pilling and driving. We're not sure. The police officer said the lasagna was great, though.
A
He didn't take her up on the lasagna.
B
They did not. They declined.
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Said really nice pool, though. He didn't go to the pool either.
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Britney avoided a DUI conviction. She pled guilty to reckless driving involving alcohol. She got 12 months of probation, and she cannot possess drugs without a valid prescription. And last but not least, your favorite jelly roll is trending today, Rod. I'm sorry. It's for hockey. Jelly Roll song Rise up was just announced as the new theme song for the Stanley cup playoffs.
A
You said he wrote this for the NHL.
B
That's what it kind of sounds like.
D
Already know,
F
you know?
A
Be cool.
B
Don't. Okay? Dude, just say it.
A
The Sabers were still in it. Oh, my God, he's so cool.
B
Sorry.
A
No, this is good. I like it.
B
Yeah.
A
On the music blog page, if you want to see, like, it's just. It's a typical. Here's all the big hits and scores and it's hockey highlights hype video intertwined
B
with Jelly Roll Roll, the official song of the 2026.
F
He always wanted to write a song for hockey. He always said, that guy just like he was. Ride a scooter and jump out of plane and stuff.
A
Keep dreaming. Keep dreaming your dreams.
F
You knew it.
A
One day you'll write a hockey song. Sharks ain't always in the water. Those are Houston's headlines.
F
Snakes ain't always in the grass.
A
My goal, my goal is to get on some skates.
F
Thanks, dude.
A
What's up? What's up?
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Astros, you're back in action. This afternoon they're gonna open up a weekend series with the Cubs on the road. Spencer Arrogetti will be in the mound for the Strobes going up against Chicago's Jamison Talion. First pitch is at 120. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. Over in the NBA playoffs, the Knicks beat the Cavaliers 109 to 93 to take a 20 lead in that series. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens blew out the Hurricane 6 to 2 to take. To take a game. To take game one of the Eastern Conference finals. That is what's going on in sports.
A
Oh, boy. We're gonna find out if anybody's listening. I mean, unless you just want to hear us talk for the whole Hour, But I think you're sick of that. If you guys want to call in, let's get the beer out of the way. Let's get that fourth and final case of beer out of the way. Then I'm going to turn over the phone lines to you. Open phones Friday. What. What do you want to talk about? If. Is there anybody that isn't already at their house in the woods or on the lake or at the beach? Is there anybody that's still around working? I'd love to hear from you.
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Houston's rock.
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Houston's alternative all day.
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And the Rod ryan Morning show.
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94. 5 the buzz.
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94. 5 the buzz. Hit it. Free be Friday. You got the free bear Friday. You got the free bear Friday. You got the free bear Friday. Free bear Friday. And ride free be. You got free bear Friday. You got a free bear Friday. Good morning, Ryan show.
D
Good morning.
A
Hi. Hello. Come on in. Come on in. Dude, the door is always open. Kidding me? This house party, everyone's invited. What's your name?
F
David.
A
David, you're calling number 10.
B
Come on, David.
A
Appreciate that. We're gonna get you a. We're gonna get you a case of beer, dude.
D
Oh, man, I need it.
F
I need it.
A
Case of beer is yours. Where are you from, David?
D
I'm Cyprus.
A
You working today?
D
Yes, sir.
A
Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
B
Us too.
A
Okay. Did you notice, were you on the roads or are you on the road now?
D
I'm actually was on the road. I'm waiting for another co worker start to meet up. Yeah, and I'll probably be heading off.
A
Someone else is working, too. Okay.
F
Yeah.
A
Did you think that it was less traffic this morning? Like people were already off for the weekend or was it just me early? You noticed it as well. Okay, so it's not just. Yeah, yeah.
D
I zip through my destination quick.
A
Yes, yes. Okay. I think we're all supposed to be all off today and they suckered me into coming in again. David, enjoy your beers, dude.
D
I appreciate it very much, guys.
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Thank y' all for everything y' all do. Thank you, David. Thank you. Have a wonderful weekend. Long weekend, huh? Hey, I want to find out if anybody's working today. Yeah, I have questions for you. If you're calling, by the way, I want to know what the sides are. I want to know if you're cooking.
B
Be ready.
A
I don't know if you're getting. If you're ordering out. Okay. What you're drinking. Are you still gonna go in the pool if it's raining? I am.
B
Me, too.
A
Yeah, Open phones Friday. Open phones Friday? More like open phones Friday. Okay, Chili, open up the phone lines, please. Not a lot of rules. Don't swear, please. Please don't swear. Other than that, is there any other rules? How are we doing on the shots voting? The shot voting.
B
Are you ending that at 9:30?
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I think so. Maybe 9:40. I don't care. It's loose as a goose. The whole party is loose as a goose. It's day drinking. One week from today. We're going to do Ditch Day and we're trying to find the name of the official shot.
B
It's really up in the air. It keeps fluctuating.
A
It does.
B
It really does.
A
What's number one currently?
B
Free bird.
A
A free bird. That makes sense. On the free phone, appropriately enough, is Sarge. Hey, good morning.
D
Good morning. How are you?
A
I'm doing great. Is it Sarge? Am I getting that right?
D
Yeah, you. You are. It's my nickname, Sarge.
A
How did you get the nickname Sarge?
D
Retired army, did 21 years and some change and people just started calling, playing rugby and going to work.
B
You earned that nickname.
A
Yeah, he did, for sure.
B
Yes. Thank you.
A
And he's a rugby or guy.
D
Yeah.
A
Hey, listen, I. I made some bold comments before. I know, I know you're calling in, but I made some bold comments before and I said, listen, I. I don't think there's any shame in going out and getting, you know, if there's a sale on TVs this weekend, get after it. If there's a mattress sale, it's Memorial Day weekend. Go get it. Enjoy your beers, get the potato salad, eat all the hot dogs. But let's remember why. But let's also remember why we have this weekend, Memorial Day weekend, to honor those that made the ultimate sacrifice. But I don't think you should feel shame about going and getting in on a sale, you know, on something this weekend. Sarge, I know you're involved with Camp Hope. I'm glad you got through. Love the organization. Love what you guys do over there. My man Bill Tater told me about a rugby tournament that you guys have coming up. Tell me about it.
D
It's not just a rugby tournament. We set it up like a festival. It started off as a rugby tournament, and then we realized we could help other people with ptsd and that was my main focus of saving lives. So we just started adding more stuff.
A
So when is it all going down?
D
Saturday the 30th. It's an all day event. Eight, eight to midnight. We got about nine bands coming playing rock country, 80s music.
A
Love it.
B
Wait, where is this happening?
A
Where do you do it? Right there at camp?
D
No, it's at the community field house in spring.
B
Okay.
D
Real nice quartz complex indoor facility.
A
Do we buy tickets ahead of time or do we get tickets at the door? We pay at the door. What do you want people to do?
D
You show up. We try to get you to donate at the door, but it's all free. We got a bunch of kids activities. We just will send people around just to get you involved and see if you guys can help out. And be aware that suicide in the military is a big problem.
A
Huge problem. We're just priming the pump. This isn't this weekend. This is next weekend. Saturday.
D
Yes. Yes. We wanted to set it after Memorial Day.
B
Yeah.
A
Let's check in again with you next week, Sarge, just to make sure that everybody knows that it's going to be happening.
B
You know, let's get all the info so we can post it up on our social media too.
A
Yeah, so we got flyers that Bill sent us, right?
B
Perfect.
A
Okay, so we. We'll get that stuff. We'll get that stuff up on socials for sure. But then let's check in again next week just to make sure everybody knows about this. I want. I want you to have the biggest turnout you ever had.
D
I. I appreciate, Rod.
A
I. I appreciate everything that you guys do out there at Camp Hope, man. It is unbelievable. It's an unbelievable thing that they do over there. So next Saturday we'll talk more about it.
B
Put it on the cow.
A
Okay, that's another line open. Thank you, Sarge. 713-2112-5945. If you want to get in. Just about anything goes for open phones Friday, go vote for the name of the shot. And we don't have a local winner on alternative income tax text.
B
No, get online. Right. I think enter on our website. We gotta listen for the word.
A
Here's the instructions. Right now, none of us know how
D
to play Houston's rock.
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Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the buzz.
A
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Would you check the voting? Because I just checked the voting and things have moved around again. Now we're up to 1700 votes. Okay, so. And then I just. Chilly. Do you want to give me an official time? What time do you want to stop the voting?
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Oh, my.
A
For the shot, Sloppy Toppy, number one.
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Yes.
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Sloppy Toppy is number one. One sure is. Freebird. The Freebird shot is number Two Chili's camera off. There he is. Chili, what time you want to shut down voting? Did I? It might even be on there. I haven't read your text. I am voting, though.
D
I didn't put it. But It'll be at 9:40, so that way we'll have it by the. Yeah, by the time we come back for notice show and all that.
A
Okay, we'll have it. 9:40. He's shutting down the voting. Sloppy Toppy. Chili's, like, shut it down now while Sloppy Toppy's at one. Can you just imagine how funny after
D
your third one, you're looking at at the bartender and you make eye contact with her. Hey, give me a Sloppy Toppy, please.
A
I know you're looking forward to it.
D
Online.
A
It's Alex Online 94. Five the buzz. I mean, the thought of asking for a nutsack thumbnail contact seems
F
funny.
A
All right, this is the shot name for next week's Ditch Day shot. Just the name we're voting on. And you can vote on links and guests. World famous Rod Ryan show blog page@thebuzz.com Alex, what you got for AOL today?
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Today's AOL is called Cartoon Landscapes. You're gonna be shown background to a bunch of different children's cartoons that we watched growing up, like Looney Tunes, Roadrunner, the Flintstones, stuff like that.
A
Oh, maybe, Maybe not anything the desert will be.
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Your goal is you will look at that. There will be no characters in them and you will have to name off the top of your head what it is. So go check it out. See if you can get all 12 correct at the world famous Rod Ryan show page@thebuzz.com.
A
oh, gee, I thought we were ready. Thought it was ready to go home.
F
No, no, no.
A
No more calls. Let's go, man. Open phones Friday. We still pay that guy. Hey, you're in luck. It's open phones Friday. Kirk, you're next up on open phones. Good morning. Good morning, brother Rod. Hey, dude, you're live on the radio. You're working today.
D
Yes, sir.
A
Okay, there's a couple of us doing it. It's a couple of us doing the Lord's work. Gotta make the donut. Okay. Hey, you're on the air. What'd you want to talk about on open phones today?
D
I just wanted to give a shout out to my beautiful wife, Cassandra.
A
I love you, babe.
D
You're wonderful, and I can't wait to
A
spend a long weekend with you. And to y' all for being entertaining.
D
I love your show.
F
Been listening for a Long time.
A
Well, thank you. I appreciate that. But now we all are expected to say nice things about our chicks.
F
Oh, yeah, that's true.
A
Did you hear Kirk? Did you hear Kirk on the air today? He was so nice. Who's beeping? Who's beeping at you?
D
Actually, that's, that's my wife calling in right now.
A
All right, go the phone go. Talk to you, honey. I'm blowing you up right now. All right, Christina is next up on open phones. Good morning.
E
Good morning. How are y' all today?
A
So awesome. Thanks for getting through. I appreciate you listening. What would you like to talk about?
E
First of all, I love listening to y' all every morning. Y' all crack me up. And y', all, y' all make my day just go by so much faster and better.
A
Thank you.
E
Number one. Number two, y' all were talking about gas prices going up and people going at it out of town. I don't know how they can afford that. I had to fill up on gas this morning. $50. $50 for only 12 gallons?
B
Yes.
E
And, and I don't know how people can afford to go out, out of town. We have to make plans to, to 4th of July instead of this because my daughter has to go to summer school because she missed so much with her surgery.
A
But, yeah, I don't understand those two things either. And I, I, I, I stand right next to you in those statements because you were telling me it's Triple A that always puts out the numbers. Record numbers expected. There's people on the roads. They're saying that. It looks like the predictions that people are doing what they said they're going to do. How are they doing it with record gas prices? I just said it, Christina. I don't have the answer. I just said that people will find a way. People will find a way to still do what they need to, to do, even in the inconvenience of everything being more expensive. Okay. Are you not going to not buy that watermelon? I'm not not having watermelon this weekend. Yeah, it was expensive. Okay? It was expensive. I bought it. I still bought it. My, my grocery receipt yesterday. Christina. I'm embarrassed of how much money I spent yesterday. There's three people in my house. Okay. Hopefully, you know, some people coming by and stuff like that. I can't believe how much money I spent yesterday. Still found a way to do it. I don't want to go.
E
Let me tell you something. I, I have four people in my house, plus a dog, plus a cat, and we can't Even afford groceries because of how high gas prices are.
A
It's crazy.
E
So it's either. It's either we have gas to go to work or we have groceries. Yeah, but we can't have.
A
And then you're in the vicious circle. Got to go to work so that you can.
E
Exactly.
A
Can't get to work. You don't have the money for the gas. And then that. Blah, blah, blah. It never ends. Christina, we're all in this together. Record numbers. Record numbers of people traveling. How. Good morning. Rob Ryan show. Who's this? Yeah, you. Hi.
D
How's it going, man? Sorry about that, buddy. I couldn't tell if you were talking
A
to me or not. Yeah. Ulysses Ulyses, welcome in. You're on open phones. How are you today?
D
No, we're the same thing. Well, now I guess I got to say I love my wife as well.
B
He really did. God, that's okay.
D
No, man, I just want to say that, you know, I guess we're thinking corporate, but we're really. Us blue collar guys are all out here still working.
A
Yeah.
D
Especially as business owners, you know, I'm an electrician. I started a business this year, which is a heck of a thing to do with these gas prices, but it's working.
A
So it's your business.
B
Props.
A
Hang on a second. It's your business. You started an electric. Electrical business.
D
Yeah, we run electrical, residential commercial in Galton island, which is a pretty good place to work at.
B
How we find you?
A
Yeah. What's the name of your business? Give yourself a plug.
D
Ku Electric. And our website is kuelectric tx.com.
A
okay, now, when was the last time you really. When was the last time you really got zapped? I mean, I'm talking like. Like, like you're like you knocked your dick in the dirt. When was the last time you got
F
zapped right in the dirt?
D
About maybe 30 minutes ago.
A
No, no, no, no, for real.
D
I mean, it's. It's a daily occurrence. You know, you get bit by your craft. Every once in a while, everybody's careful. But every once in a while you find one repair that somebody else did and you kind of have to. Yeah, it comes with a territory every day.
A
Can I. Can I. Can I do a little. Not every day. Not every day, but yeah.
F
Can I do a little something?
A
Can I do a little skit for you?
B
Yes, please.
A
I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna play the electrician. Okay.
B
Oh, wow.
A
I'm gonna play the electrician that comes to my house. Right. Like, maybe I got something Wrong. Now, this is not John Moore. This is back in. This is back. Back in the day. I'll get a guy that goes, well, where's the panel? I'm like, okay, he'll open up the panel. What? You. You have people living here. You have a kid in the house.
F
Shut up.
A
Anybody. Anybody that looks at anyone else's work. Oh, you. You have a child in this house. Look at this panel.
B
Oh, my word.
A
Oh, my God. It's a good thing I'm here. Okay, we're going to have to rewire this who thing. Oh, no. I mean, we.
D
The issue is we. We deal with a lot of historical homes here.
A
Okay.
D
That are, you know, old, old, old.
A
But, yeah, awesome.
D
If they stood this long, brother, so you're right.
A
All right, Ulysses, thank you.
B
And your wife. Shout out.
A
He got zapped this morning. I think that happens all the time. Like beekeepers. You get stung every day.
B
Okay.
A
Type of deal. Chad, you're next up on open phones. Good morning.
D
Hello. First.
A
First.
D
I love my wife very much.
A
That guy. If I could go back and take that call off the air. Good God, we all love our chicks. Go ahead.
D
No, I just wanted to. I wanted to say yesterday, my favorite part of the show, and I think I speak for everyone, that we need more of. This is Rod. We need more of your restaurant stories.
A
Oh, geez.
D
I know you shared a lot on your Play Pan podcast for a while. And then, like. And then hearing that yesterday just made my day, and it was stuck in my head was the. Excuse me.
A
Excuse me. Oh, the old lady with the banana. Old lady had a banana wrapped up in foil. She's like, you can have it. You know, I. I wasn't in the military. I. I love when. When I talk to guys that served and I hear these military stories. Those are real great stories. Like, my trenches was the restaurant. I was in the restaurant for about eight years, and anyone that's done food service, they all got those same stories. They all. It just. It was such a wild time. It really was. All right, More food Source.
D
Made my day. We could do some more.
A
Thank you, Chad.
B
So funny.
A
I appreciate that. All right, that's another line. Open, guys. Open phones. 713-212-5945. What do you want to talk about? Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial start of summer. The Rod Ryan show. Mornings on 94. 5, the Buzz. 94. 5, the Buzz. Good morning. Rob Ryan show. Ah, thank you guys so much, man. Most of you are doing a wonderful job on open phones Friday today.
B
Not Kirk.
A
We all Know everyone loves their true chicks. Okay, you're all off the hook. At least good luck. Says me.
B
Who's in charge?
A
All right, open phones. Friday, anything goes. 713-212-5945. Sean's been holding the longest. Hey, Sean, thanks for hanging in there, bro. Good morning.
D
Oh, man. It's good, bro. Thank you.
A
Good to have you on, dude.
D
All right, you're on.
A
Open phones. You made it. What do you want to talk about?
D
Yeah, no, man. First off, man, long, long time fan. First time getting on.
A
Thank you.
D
I'm a winner this time. I'm heading to Dallas as we speak for a five day weekend. Dallas now, a whole lot better traffic. No feet on the pedals, no hands on the wheel. Man, these cars are awesome these days.
A
What kind of vehicle you're in a Tesla.
D
It's a Hyundai Elantra. Driver assist. I mean, bell whistles.
A
So right now as you're talking to me, your hands are not on the steering wheel. You're. You're in the driver's seat.
D
Yes. Doing 90 miles an hour.
A
Okay. No hands, no hands on the steering wheel. No hands on the pedal. You're just sitting there talking to me and just having a conversation and the car's driving. Driving itself.
D
Yeah. Every fire, about every five seconds it'll tell me and grab the wheel.
A
This is.
B
Oh, yeah, you have to keep them there.
D
That's all. It does.
A
Not going to be a strange call, like even a year from now. Maybe people don't even find it strange. I find it strange. I do. I. I'm not experienced with this whole not holding on to the steering wheel thing. You love it though, huh?
D
It took. Yeah, I love it. It took me two months to get used to it. But now this Dallas trip, every two, three weeks. Seconds, man, I love it.
A
Do you need to stop and recharge or can you make it to Dallas on one charge? Well, it's.
D
It's actually just gas. It's all gas.
A
Oh, it's gas. Okay. It's not even an electric vehicle. All right, all right.
D
No, it's not even electric.
A
Have a great weekend, dude.
D
Thank you.
B
Sorry about Dallas.
A
Cody has been holding. Hi, Cody, you're on open phones.
D
Good morning, brother Ryder. Happy Friday.
A
Happy Friday to you, my friend. Thanks for holding. What you got? You're on the air.
D
Absolutely. I know. I just wanted to first and foremost give a shout out to my beautiful better half, Haley. You know, let's go ahead and do that.
B
Haley. What up, girl? He had to.
A
That guy.
B
He did it what else, Cody?
A
Oh, what else?
D
Oh, just, you know, letting y' all know. Yeah, Traffic's been light this morning. I'm like, y' all back at work, so.
A
Okay.
D
Maybe next year I'm going to take off as well. I regret coming in now.
B
We have no regrets.
A
We're supposed to be off today. But I do believe, like, almost everybody else. But there's. There's a bunch of us that are still working today.
D
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. And for Memorial Day, I think it's just hamburgers, hot dogs, and potato salad.
B
Potato salad?
A
I mean, dude, salad. That's. That's living, right? Hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad three times a day. I can do it this weekend. That's weekend.
D
Yeah.
A
Wash it down with a beard. You're good, man.
D
Sir. All right, Cody, like to give a shout out to all the active service members as well for this weekend. I know. Just to give that shout out.
A
Okay, dude. Thank you, Cody.
B
Thank you, thank you.
F
All right,
A
Stephanie's been holding. Hello, Stephanie.
E
Hey, how are y' all doing?
A
Great, man. You're on open phones Friday. What you wanted to get into today?
E
You know, I'm gonna jump on the bandwagon and. And say how thankful I am for my wife. When I met her two years ago, I felt like I was on the way out, and her love has just given me a safe place to heal, and I'm so grateful for her.
A
How long you been together?
E
We have been together since 2024.
A
Okay.
E
We got married three months ago.
A
Oh, okay. You guys aren't messing around.
B
Newlyweds.
E
Did you go on a. I mean, it's a. It's. It's a lesbian relationship. So, like, we. We met, we got together, we moved in together within a month. And, like, that's just how it goes.
A
Do lesbians move quicker?
B
They do.
A
They do.
E
Oh, yeah. Like, there's a joke about u hauling. Like, it's. It's absolutely true.
B
Absolutely.
E
We are the stereotype.
A
I don't. What is a U haul? All right?
B
They move fast.
A
They move fast.
B
Yes. U haul.
E
The U haul lesbian. Like, it is because, like, relationships between two women gets really intense and really, like, close really quickly because you have so much share, shared life experiences, being a woman, and I think that that really, like, contributes to that now, you know.
A
Rod, did she move into your place? You move into her place?
E
Well, I was married when I met her, so I moved into her place. I got a divorce, and now we're living at my place. It wasn't. It was not a good. It Was not a good marriage. It was not a good marriage, obviously.
A
I mean, it sounds like that U Haul's got a couple of flat tires back and forth. What the heck?
E
It's got some miles on it.
D
That's for sure.
E
It's got some miles on her.
B
Laugh about it now, all right?
E
Yeah, we can laugh about it now. Also, I wanted to say thank you guys so much for everything. I listen to y' all every morning. Rod, I've been listening to you for, like, two decades. I've been listening to the Buzz since it was 107.5. I love this radio station. It's the only one I've ever listened to.
A
Thank you so much. Hey, what's on the lesbian menu this weekend, Rod?
E
Lesbian menu this weekend?
A
I didn't say it weird.
E
Look, I'm gonna be good because I'm on the radio.
A
Chicken,
E
like, probably. Hot dogs, hamburgers, potato salad.
B
You know, the ush.
A
What did you think I was talking about? I was asking about their menu. She told me she's in a lesbian relationship. Thank you, Stephanie.
B
Stephanie, you are welcome here anytime.
A
You know all the U Haul stuff. I do.
F
I learned a lot today.
A
I bet you Mo is wild in college. I bet you she was wild in college.
B
Oh, you'll never know.
F
Got a U Haul, Mom?
E
Yeah.
A
How you gonna do better than. I'm leaving.
B
I'm leaving right now.
A
We gotta close out.
B
We gotta go.
A
We gotta close out. Open phones.
B
Oh, no.
A
Can you do one final refresh? I know my man Chili's got a trigger finger over there. He's ready to close down the voting.
B
Voting is closed.
A
Are we.
B
It's 41. 9. 41.
A
Are we announcing a shot name or after the break?
B
I can do it right now if you want me to.
D
I want to know.
A
Yeah, I want to know.
B
All right. The Ditch Day 2026 shot will be called the Sloppy Toppy.
A
All right.
D
All right.
A
That's a good one. That is a good one.
B
That is the name with ice. It's not what I wanted to win,
F
nor is it what I wanted to win.
D
But you know what?
A
I.
F
It's better than sloppy.
B
Julie, it was the word exploding.
A
Julie, it was the word that you got insanely quick during Read my lips.
F
U Haul shot. Do we just rebrand it immediately?
B
It's like a side shot.
A
Emergency vote. Emergency vote.
F
They have a little truck they have to give it to you in.
B
Oh, goodness. All right, next Friday. We will see you there.
A
I could have kept that call going on for a long time.
B
No more Questions?
A
Oh, I got a million of them. I gotta take a break on the flip. Got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then Mo's gonna have a question to win these Blue October tickets for you stay there.
D
Houston's rock.
A
Houston's alternative and the Rod Ryan morning show. The Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan show. That was the quickest open phones Friday.
B
It was too fast ever.
A
I mean just you guys were.
F
You could have called it a U haul open phone.
A
Ah, it was really good, right?
B
So fast.
A
Oh, just laughing. You guys are funny. Went by quick. Too quick, man. Can the U haul like be like a side card of the sloppy copy?
B
My God.
A
I think the sloppy copy should be
F
delivered on a little baby U haul car.
A
It's got to be U haul shot glasses or something.
F
Try to be.
A
All right, Mo, what do got you giving away?
B
I have tickets to the blue Christmas with blue October. Yeah, it's the newly added third night. So December 20th at 713 Music hall celebrating 20th anniversary of foiled tickets on sale Ticketmaster.com or if you know the
A
show
B
question if one were to be looking for Rod Brian tonight.
A
Oh, come on. It's. Yeah, it's good. It's a layup.
B
Where would you find him? Where. Where's he going to be? 713-212-5945.
A
Super easy question. Very good. Let's get out of here. It's Memorial Day weekend.
D
Thanks to the people who paid the ultimate price for our freedom.
A
It was fun while it lasted. The nut sack thumbtack. There was a chance. There was a chance that that was going to be the name the of our shot. 945 the buzz. Good morning rot Ryan show. We do have an official shot name for next Friday's Ditch day. It will be the sloppy tappy. And I think you did good.
B
It was good voting. Yeah, I thought almost 2,500.
A
I thought that was a good list. I thought that was a good things to choose from. The Free Bird would have been fun for sure.
B
I might still try to order it.
A
I still think we're going to. You know who's Johnny? Can't make it from the booth. Pimps.
B
Oh, no.
A
The only guy that's ever subbed in as our DJ for Ditch Day for as long as. For as long as this silly thing's been going on. DJ penetrate. He's going to be. He's going to be spinning tunes and I'm telling you we're in great hands. He's awesome at what he does.
B
Next Friday.
A
He's so great at what he does. So the tunes are there. Go check out the link. I hope you're making plans to join us next Friday. I'm not trying to take your eye off the prize we know we got this weekend. But next Friday, leave a little in the tank to come party with us at Ditch day. Let's go to the phones. It's now time for Know the show on 94. 5 the buzz. Hell, I've been on these phones all day today. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.
E
Good morning.
A
Well, hello. Who's this? This is Heather. Hi, Heather. How are you?
D
I'm great.
A
How are you? Be better with a big bowl of potato salad in front of my big fat face. Oh, my gosh. Which will happen. Which will happen soon enough at some point. Yeah, I just got to make the potato salad.
F
Damn it.
A
Got a lot of cooking to do. All right, Heather, Mo's got a question for you.
B
Hey, sister girl. All, if you're looking for Rod Ryan tonight, where are you gonna find him?
E
At the Triumph concert.
A
Come on. Everybody knows that. I mean, not everybody knows that, but I mentioned it a hundred times that I was gonna be maybe 101.
B
I like her.
A
You know what it is, Heather? I don't do anything anymore. I really don't. I don't do anything. I'm so boring. So, yeah, I'm gonna be at the Triumph show tonight. You're the winner. So knowing that where I'm going to be tonight has won her what?
B
Tickets to Blue October's Blue Christmas show at 7one3 Music Hall. Heather, you'll be there. The third night, December 20th. Ticketmaster.com. don't miss it. Don't let this one sell out like the other one.
A
You're in, Heather. You're in.
E
Thank you.
D
Thank you, thank you.
A
All right, Heather, have an awesome weekend. Thank you for being a part of the show today.
E
You're in love.
A
Thank you. Thank you. I had to be a part of the show. It made me come in today. Like, listen, you get on that radio, you take part in that show today. I'm so excited about this concert. When we made the announcement, I said I never thought these guys would ever get back together. They're old as dirt. They got guys out there helping them. I. I don't care how they're stringing this thing together. I'm in. I'm in. All right, we give me cowbell. I could have used a little more cowbell. You're gonna want that cowbell. I gotta have more cowbell, baby. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell. Oh, let's keep it in Canada, lover boy. Canadian. Yeah. You didn't know that did you? Three time hall of Famer Sammy Baker Davis Jr. He's gonna be back with us on Tuesday. He won today. Fresh out of bed, head to head. We play every morning at 6:20. Charlie Tame Impala sold out show. He won tickets today. Andrew is going to triumph. Sent me an email all panicked. He's like dude, I've never won man. I think I gave, I don't know if I gave the right email address.
B
We got you.
A
We, we, we double checked it, Andrew. The stuff was sent. This is for anybody that would wins tickets. You gotta check your email and it doesn't come in from the guy in the band. Okay? He doesn't email you. It comes in from Ticketmaster or whatever. So we got his tickets. So he's Andrew squared away. Hopefully I'm gonna see him tonight. Stephanie is going Saturday night. Machine gun Kelly specs. Thank you. Brenda, Allen, Eric and David all won beers today on free beer Friday. Alex has got six picks this weekend.
F
Sure do.
A
My guys, those kids, they're gonna be awesome. How did you. He's got a 14 and a 16 year old. How did that happen? Those kids are so old now.
B
Sweet baby.
A
When I see the pictures I cannot believe how big they get. Every time you. It's only four weeks removed from the last time y every time you do six picks I am blown away. This the difference in size of the kit getting bigger. It's crazy. Four weeks, the pictures that change in four weeks.
F
Crawling now. So she's getting thinner, so she looks way different.
A
It's wild. Today's your last day of alternative income. Yeah, you got to get after that. You got to get after that alternative income today. Can we just get one winner please? Come on. Make us look like we're doing our job. They're going to think we're not even running the promotion here in Houston. Hey you guys run running that stuff. Nobody's won from Houston.
B
Oh geez.
A
Jeremy's up next. Non stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the one o' clock hour in ten minutes and jeez, we gotta go. Seven minutes from now he's gonna be having you call in for that alternative income or just get the word and enter the code and whatever you do. Guys, have an awesome weekend. I made up my mind. You guys did great this week. I'm gonna give you off on Monday. All right, thank you. Great job, everybody. Everybody. We'll be back on Tuesday. AMF. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show page@thebuzz.com if you're in to tech, you'll love this. TikTok is a live lab where users post instant reviews of the latest trends. Download TikTok and check it out.
Podcast: The Rod Ryan Show
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM, Houston)
Date: May 22, 2026
Format: Morning Drive, Rock & Alternative
This lively Memorial Day Friday episode of The Rod Ryan Show captures the show's signature blend of comedy, local pride, music news, giveaways, and raucous team energy. Listeners are treated to an interactive mix of trending headlines, talk about holiday food favorites, sports updates, heartfelt Memorial Day reflections, and the interactive Open Phones Friday segment. As always, beer, barbecue, and local events are central to the show’s tone and topics.
| Timestamp | Moment or Quote | Speaker | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|---------------| | 01:19 | "You think we're just gonna mail it in on our last day? We don't do that here." | Rod | | 03:19 | "...he was a fierce, passionate, immensely skilled and, quote, cared deeply about the sport and the fans." | Mo | | 04:47 | "There's something about the word salad that hurt me." | Mo | | 18:02 | "Indiana." (Correct trivia answer) | Sammy | | 57:29 | "Smell them. They smell like steak." | Rod | | 69:24 | "There’s no shame in being excited about having the day off ... But at some point, just take a second to kind of realize why we have the day off." | Rod | | 104:39 | "Just imagine after your third one, you’re looking at the bartender—hey, give me a Sloppy Toppy, please." | Chili | | 117:53 | "U-haul lesbian. Like, it is because, like, relationships between two women get really intense and really, like, close really quickly..." | Stephanie (caller) | | 120:52 | "Is there a U-haul shot? Should we do an emergency vote?" | Alex |
This recap is ideal for listeners who missed the show but want the inside track on big news, Houston happenings, and the heart of the morning’s conversation. The show’s original, off-the-cuff humor and candid warmth is preserved, giving readers the feel of being part of the broadcast—minus the commercials, promos, and non-content sections.
Next Up: Ditch Day at Cactus Cove, and of course, more beer, more laughs, and more Houston pride.
Stay safe, Houston. Happy Memorial Day!
Original podcast language and tone maintained throughout.