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The Rod Ryan Show – Full Show Summary

Podcast: The Rod Ryan Show
Date: October 9, 2024
Host: Rod Ryan (with Tessa, Alex, Chili, and team)
Station: 94.5 The Buzz, Houston's Rock and Alternative

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Overview

This high-energy “Wild Card Wednesday” episode captures the morning radio chaos as Rod and his crew count down to both their 20th Anniversary Party and the final “Where’s Chili at Wednesday” giveaway. Packed with Houston news, pop culture oddities, listeners’ stories, and lively on-air antics, the show is a showcase of interactive local radio. Key highlights include the last secret ticket drop, ongoing Anniversary Party buildup, and signature morning games.

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Main Themes & Key Segments

1. Where’s Chili at Wednesday – Finale Ticket Hunt (Throughout Show)

• Purpose: Final remote ticket drop for the Rod Ryan Show 20th Anniversary Party.

• Structure: Chili leaves early and heads to a mystery location, revealed at [07:05].

• Location Reveal ([39:46]): Chili sets up at Academy Sports in Pearland (2804 Business Center Dr.). The first 100 pairs of fans in line get tickets—by 8 am, they’re gone.

• Notable Listener Stories:

  • Destiny & Her Dad: Before Chili arrived, Destiny (guided by her stats-loving dad) was the first in line. “He mapped out Chili’s past locations, and then he was like, ‘That’s insane, he’s probably gonna be here that.’ I love it.” ([41:13])
  • Richie’s Saga: Listener Richie tried four times to catch Chili for tickets, always arriving minutes too late. “Fourth time was not a charm... Heading home, defeated.” ([68:43])
  • School Bus Driver: A listener in a school bus stopped to watch, joking, “I can’t get out, I’ll get fired.” ([54:27], [119:52])

• Atmosphere: “It’s a scene out there… he’s got people coming up, grabbing his arm, taking selfies as he talks on the air.” ([46:27])

• Wrap-up: After a rush, tickets sell out just past 8 am. Rod notes, “Classic miscount—101 was actually #100.” ([87:24])

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2. Rod Ryan Show 20th Anniversary Party (Ongoing)

• Party Details: Saturday at Carbach Brewing Co.; acoustic sets by Rosie, The X’s, Theory of a Deadman, Blue October, Sublime’s Jacob Noel, and Shinedown’s Brent & Zach.
• Final Ticket Opportunities Announced:
  • On-Air Giveaways
  • Live events: Rod at Little Woodrow’s, Eado, Thursday 7–9 pm, giving out 50 pairs in a raffle ([76:07])
  • No more tickets via other station hosts: “We are the only gig in town… Only you have them this week.” ([35:47], [79:53])
• FAQs for Party ([74:37]):
  • Yes, kids need tickets (“If you are bringing that kid—10-year-old? Yup.” [52:53])
  • Food and drinks for sale; food trucks, limited pizza parlor menu ([75:44])
  • Bring-your-own-chairs allowed, but not close to the stage ([76:07])
  • Security, bag policy TBD; Rod requests a FAQ webpage ([77:19])

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3. Houston News, Weather, & Events (Read by Tessa; summarized multiple times)

• Hurricane Milton: Cat 5, aiming for the Gulf Coast of Florida; mass evacuations, traffic chaos ([01:55], [32:06], [89:17])
• Crime & Legal: Former HPD officer Gerald Goines sentenced to 60 years for botched drug raid murder; Deshaun Watson sexual assault civil suit settled ([01:55], [33:31])
• Celebrity/Entertainment:
  • Lisa Marie Presley posthumous memoir and shocking details ([01:55], [60:21])
  • Carrie Underwood reportedly earns $1M per SNF jingle—“A million dollars every Sunday night.” ([04:12], [62:36])
• Other Trending Items:
  • Metalheads are the most reckless drivers (new poll)
  • Spirit Halloweens morphing into Spirit Christmas (but only 10, mostly on the East Coast so far) ([13:14], [108:35])
  • Jenna Fischer (The Office) announces breast cancer victory, urges women to get checked ([34:52], [91:43])
  • “Exercise pill” mimics running 10K—still only tested on rats ([34:06])
  • Coldplay’s stadium tour announced ([35:02], [93:22])

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4. Classic Rod Ryan Games & On-air Features

Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head ([15:52])

• “Fresh Fish” Josh beats returning player Nate (“Not-so-great Nate”).
• Sample questions: Crocs, colors of the rainbow, Frozen's princess, Chuck E. Cheese mascot, metamorphosis (“What does metamorphosis turn caterpillars into?”)
• Quote: “Did Tessa say something to upset you? Is that why you went away for two years?” – Rod to Nate ([18:00])

Fun Facts / Flashback ([24:51])

• The Matrix’s falling code is a sushi recipe.
• Rocky II's sparring partner played by real boxer Roberto Duran.
• Seinfeld’s intro music was unique each episode.
• “What was the first ‘Mile High Club’ location? Answer: Hot air balloon.” ([30:41])

Community & Listener Calls

• Heartfelt thanks for Monster Jam ticket discounts from grateful parents ([09:54], [11:26]).
• Rod reads listener emails and rewards engaged fans (e.g., giving Richie another chance at tickets ([70:23])).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the Carrie Underwood contract:
  • “Goddamn. A million dollars every Monday night.” – Rod ([04:12])
• Hurricane stress:
  • “There were people who are like, ‘Where are we supposed to go? Everything’s booked. She had dogs, they had cats. It’s like, where are you supposed to go?’” – Tessa ([32:06])
• Metalheads poll:
  • “Let’s take it easy, Metalheads.” – Tessa ([04:14])
• Chili’s location reveal:
  • “I'm at the Academy in Pearland, 2804 Business Center... That’s where we’re at right now.” – Chili ([39:46])
• Listener’s relentless ticket search:
  • “Fourth time was not a charm… Heading home, defeated.” – Richie ([68:43])
• On waiting for a table:
  • “Going out with a group is the worst thing in the world...” – Rod ([82:29])

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Listener Highlights & Interactivity

• Lines, Mistakes, and Devotion: Several callers and emailers describe elaborate strategies for snagging tickets; others share their heartbreak at missing out—followed by Rod’s efforts to reward loyalty (e.g., Richie, Alyssa ([79:03])).
• Morning games and nostalgia: From pimple patches and glitter freckles to first scary-movie memories (Jaws, The Exorcist, Blair Witch Project), listeners and hosts share relatable tales ([97:15]-[103:12]).
• On-air Team Chemistry: Playful sniping (notably about who brings treats), running jokes (Chili’s lack of snacks, Alex’s baby), and candid behind-the-scenes stories make the show inviting to fans new and old.

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Show Format, Tone, and Style

• Tone: Lively, irreverent, and often sarcastic, full of inside jokes and local flavor. Hosts are quick to tease each other and listeners, but always circle back with genuine appreciation.
• Structure: Rapid alternation between news, games, ticket/event updates, live calls, and blog page plugs, building an urgent, interactive rhythm.
• Language: Authentic and informal, peppered with light swearing and plenty of local color.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [07:05] – Chili’s location revealed (Academy Pearland)
• [15:52] – Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head game
• [24:51] – Fun Facts segment
• [39:46] – Big reveal: First person in line, Destiny, tells her story
• [54:10] – Final ticket count; last pairs given out
• [68:43] – Richie’s fourth failed ticket attempt
• [87:24] – Miscount story: #101 turns out to be #100
• [97:15] – Hosts’ first scary movie memories

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Final Thoughts

This episode was a classic example of why The Rod Ryan Show has lasted two decades: it’s a frantic, funny, and heartfelt celebration of Houston’s morning community. From the chaos of the last Chili ticket giveaway to sharp commentary on local news, celebrity eccentricities, and daily life, the show balances inside jokes and accessible fun. Listeners get information, entertainment, and a place to belong—all in one wild morning.

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For more, visit the world-famous Rod Ryan Show page and check out their podcast and blog for links and segments.

Transcript

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Here we go. Come on, come on, come on. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here, here's Rod Ryan. All right, wakey, wakey. Hands off those snakeies. Welcome aboard to another. It's a wild card, Wednesday. It is our final Where's Chili at Wednesday? Yeah, he's going to be leaving. He said he wanted to leave like now. I. I think he might already have left. So I don't know if he's going far. I don't know what the deal is. I think he's gone. Chili is going to reveal himself at 7:05 this morning at a location with tickets to the Rod Ryan show, 20th anniversary. He has 100 pair of tickets to give away today. Last time Chili's gonna be out with these tickets. Party, of course, is going down on Saturday. We'll give you tickets on air at 8:20 this morning. Looking for fresh fish. Let's back up. What are we doing in homeroom? Need some brand new players for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. We had Abby going to the hall of fame yesterday. I got Tony's tickets for you on the Fun Fact Flashback. Tom Segura tickets today on the show. We announced him. Oh, yeah, it is hump day today. And I've got some Monster Jam tickets for you too. Those are coming your way on Know the show. Guys. It is about 65 degrees outside right now. That's awesome. It's not going to last. Sunny skies, highs of around 90 today. But man, if you go outside right now, it's beautiful. Good morning, Tessa. What are Houston's headlines?

[C]

Hey, good morning, Ron. Good morning, homeroom. Whatever our weather is, we should just be thankful that it is not Hurricane Milton. After dropping down to a Category 4 storm early yesterday, Milton reintensified to a Category 5 later in the day. Meteorologists caution people that the path could still shift and the evacuation routes of I4I75 had bumper to bumper traffic all day yesterday in Florida. Many of the evacuees were finding gas stations out of fuel along the route. Here in Houston, former police officer Gerald Goines is set to spend at least three decades behind bars for the murder of a married couple during a botched drug raid at their home. This was a pretty intense case. A jury sentenced goins yesterday to 60 years in prison with the possibility for parole in 30 years. That means he'll be 90 by the time he's eligible. Lisa Marie Presley's posthumous memoir came out yesterday with the help of her daughter, Riley Keough. It's Called From Here to the Great Unknown. In it, Lisa Marie reveals some things you've probably never heard about, like how she kept her son Benjamin's body on dry ice at her home for two months.

[B]

I saw this everywhere yesterday because it's insane.

[C]

You know, Benjamin took his own life on July 12 in 2020, and he was only 27 years old. But she said, you. My house has a separate casita's bedroom, and that's where she kept Ben. She calls him Ben. Ben in there for two months. There's no law in the state of California that you have to bury someone immediately. So, yeah, I'm good. I think I need to read this book. I think I need to read this book for sure. It was just reported that Carrie Underwood is paid $1 million every time the theme from NBC Sunday Night Football plays. So this is like the salary was for that entirety of the 2023 season. We don't know if she made that any of the other seasons before that. So with 18 weeks in the NFL, that means she'll make $36 million between this and last year. And if that hasn't negotiated a raise for this season, I don't know what does. But she did mention she has to do, like, all the matchups, every possible combination of teams that could possibly play. And she says sometimes you're in there singing about a team and you're like, you're not going to be in the playoffs. We're not going to need this version. But I'll sing it because it's a million dollars per time.

[A]

God damn.

[B]

A million dollars Every Monday night.

[C]

She gets good on you, Carrie. Listening to metal while you drive might not be the best idea, because there's a new poll that suggests it could make you dangerous. According to a survey of a thousand people, metalheads are more likely to honk at other drivers, run red lights, get into major crashes, and then get DUIs. More so than in fans of any other generations. Let's take it easy, Metalheads. Those are Houston's headlines.

[B]

Okay, let's go.

[D]

Well, in the MLB playoffs yesterday, the Mets beat the Phillies 7 2, and the Padres got by the Dodgers 6 to 5. They're gonna play four games today. Guardians at Tigers kicks things off at 2 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[D]

Then the Mets take on the Phillies in game four of that series at four. Yankees at Royals will be at 6 o', clock, and then Padres will face the Dodgers at 8. You can watch all the games today on TBS, TruTV and FS1. That is what's going on in sports.

[B]

Let's go. Let's. All right. You want the first phone call, you're gonna have to go through Bobby jokes. Chili is already gone. I don't know if that's some kind of a clue that he's going somewhere far, that he needs to leave earlier than normal. Every other Wednesday he's been here till about 20 after he said, I need to be out of here at 6. Of course, he probably just wanted to leave early, but yeah, Bobby Jones is standing by for the first phone call. What do you want to talk about? How do you want to get us started this morning? 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio. There isn't even a close second when it comes to today. And you make book on that. Starts right now. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Wakey wakey. Hands off cupcakes. We got four hours of pain. We are going to be extremely busy this morning. We are. We're busy every morning. And I kind of get that. But the anticipation of where Chili's just going to pop up somewhere in the city or the bur he's been hanging out in the burbs lately. Chili will be revealed one hour from now. We'll have Chili on the air with us and he'll tell us where he's landed. And he's again got 100 pairs of tickets. 200 tickets. 100 pair of tickets will be given out today wherever he lands. And that's his last time out. The Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party is going down this Saturday. I will be out at Little Woodrows in Edo, 801St. Emanuel St. Tomorrow night. Rosie's now going to be playing live out there and I will have 50 pair of tickets with me. And that is not a first come, first serve. The, the I, I hate mentioning the two things back to back because Chili's is when you show up, boom, you get in line and then the hundred people that get in line, they get the tickets. Mine isn't like that. Mine is a registration box and I draw names throughout the evening. So I, I'm not looking for a big line of people because I'm pre the location. So that's what makes it different between what Chili and I do. So you know where I'm going to be, you know when I'm going to be there. And then in that two hour time, I'll be giving away tickets. So hope hopefully you're making plans to come out and join me tomorrow night at Little Woodrows is Rosie at this.

[D]

Point, the, like on, on a Rod Ryan mini tour. I feel like, like they're the house band now.

[B]

So.

[D]

Say it because I'm not hating on Rosie at all.

[B]

I love Rosie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When we made the announcement, we put it together really, really quick. When they played out in Katy at the Home Run dugout, we put that, that deal together really quick for them to come out and play like within a day or two. Then they came out to Onion Creek. They didn't, they weren't playing. They're playing in Kima that night. They just wanted to kind of hang out. So if you had handed them some instruments, they would have played well, they.

[D]

Would have played for you.

[B]

You know what was cool? This is the, this is a pretty fun thing. This is a little behind the scenes thing. So Rosie had come over. My friend Chris is kind of managing the band and. He's managing the band. Sorry, kind of.

[C]

And it's Chris love.

[B]

I know, but he, he brought him over. He brought him over. So they were over at the house and, you know, I talk about from time to time, London and I, we watch a lot of videos now. It's like one of the main things that we do in our house. We, everybody gets to take turns. We watch videos and stuff. We put on Rosie. Rosie's got a bunch of stuff on YouTube.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So we put on all for one, the Rosie video.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And to see London stand there and then look at the people in the video standing in our living room. That was blown. She was to see Zoe standing right there and then she's watching them on YouTube, on my television that she watches Taylor Swift on. Yeah, she's watching Rosie and they're standing next to her.

[D]

They're very. The Taylor Swift.

[C]

It was awesome.

[B]

It was like a mind and then to see, you know, powerful girls hitting the drums and stuff, you know, I mean, it was a really big thing for London so she's looking forward to seeing them for sure. So. Yeah. So, Rosie, tomorrow night, chilly out at 7:05. What else? What else? Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's crazy.

[D]

You rest up yesterday and day before?

[B]

No, there's no rest. There's no rest. We're working on Boobs Rock and I'm working on the Monster Jam truck and everything else.

[C]

Time for the first phone call of the day.

[B]

Looks like David got through. David.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Hey, David, how are you?

[A]

I'm doing very well. How are you, brother Rod?

[B]

Super awesome, man. You got the first phone call Today. Thanks for chiming in. What you got, man?

[A]

I just want to say a huge thank you yesterday for the Monster Jam ticket sale. I actually, I was the guy who.

[B]

Emailed you last night.

[A]

That was my little guy, Monica. He's so excited.

[B]

He's.

[A]

He's been wanting to go see the.

[B]

Monster Jam for a long time. David, I thought so much of your email. What time did you email me? Like, I got back to like 8:00' clock at night. I don't know. Yeah, it was like 7:30 or something. Okay. I thought so much of your email. I sent it to the Monster Jam people and I said, you know, as a way of thanking them for their generosity. Yesterday, around this time, we were frantically online and we were selling tickets to Monster Jam. $40 Monster Jam tickets were on sale for $9.45. And I heard from so many parents out there, regardless of what's going on in your life, some people are just flat out like, listen, we can't go to these kinds of things, okay? We just don't have it in our budget. But because of the 9.45 ticket that you guys do, we wait for that. If we're lucky enough to get in, then we know that the family gets to go and hang and. And David, I loved your email because you're a little guy and it looks like he's got a lot of little Monster Jam trucks and. Oh yeah, he's got all of them. The fact that you guys were able to get in on that. Yeah, I sent it to the Monster Jam people. I sent it to Tom, who kind of gives us the updates all morning long and just to reinforce him how special it is and how important it is, you know, and what you're doing with that email. When I send it to Tom, I'm like, hey man, when, when Monster Jam comes back in January and February, can we do this again? So I use that stuff to ask, you know, for those, to keep those chick, those cheap tickets, those sales going.

[A]

On behalf of the city, man, thank you.

[B]

You're doing a lot for us. Thank you, brother. Thank you. I, I always appreciate shares like that and I try to get it in the hands of the right people so that we can kind of continue to do these fun things. David, you're awesome. What's your boy's name again? So great. All right, dude, thank you. I appreciate that email. Let me take a short break. When we come back at a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set Up. We're looking for fresh fish today. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and home of.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the Buzz.

[B]

94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back. Rod Ryan show. Yeah. Everybody's wondering, where will Chili wind up today? I got a guy here, he said, I've tried three times. I have failed all three times in my attempt to go out and find Chile.

[C]

City's too big. How are you gonna do that?

[B]

The closest he came, he was three minutes away when y' all announced he was sold out. With everyone in line, he goes, I'm going to get out this morning. I'm going to shoot for central Houston and see what happens. That's Richie. He's coming from Lake Jackson.

[C]

Good luck.

[B]

And he's trying to figure out. He's trying, like, where hasn't Chili been?

[C]

What if Chili goes to Lake Jackson?

[B]

Richie. Richie.

[C]

I'm just kidding. I don't think. I don't know if he's going there. He did leave very early.

[B]

Yeah, he's coming from Angleton and Lake Jackson. He's going to like, just. He's like a free safety. He's just hovering. He's hovering around Houston to try to figure out when Chile makes the announcement. He's trying to get there in time.

[C]

This is a good time for a jet pack. Great time.

[B]

We were promised jet packs by now. Sunny skies today. Highs of around 90, 63 out there right now. What's trending?

[C]

Okay, did you see that? Some spirit stores are going to stick around and become spirit Christmas stores this holiday season.

[B]

Friend on, friend off. Friend on, friend off. Probably friend off. Eli sent me this yesterday and I thought maybe he was messing with me, but now I'm seeing the story.

[C]

So there's only going to be 10 and they're going to. So the spirit Halloweens are going to turn into spirit Christmases, and they're mostly all going to be on the East Coast. So this hasn't trickled down to Texas yet, but it is a thing that I'm assuming is going to be successful and it eventually will get here.

[B]

It seems. Seems brilliant, right? It seems absolutely brill.

[C]

Okay. So that's going on something I thought was so cool. Hockey news, the Seattle Kraken, and the first female coach, Jessica Campbell. I was looking at her. She's a two time. I was reading her resume. Two time world championship medalist. She's like the first female coach in AHL history. And I gotta say, she looks almost identical to Nikki Glaser. If Nikki Glaser were more Athletic.

[B]

Okay. Is she the head coach? Alex?

[D]

No, she's an assistant coach.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Oh. How is it? Okay, I'm sorry. I wrote down coach. Either way, has that ever happened? It's her story. Can I get excited? Can I pretend she's a head coach? Thank you. Thank you. She's a coach on a, you know, professional hockey team. Very cool. Very cool. In Seattle, Justin Timberlake had another bad night at the Tri State Tuesday. This time since fan. This time his fans had a bad night to. Timberlake abruptly canceled his concert just 75 minutes before showtime. He said an injury is preventing him from performing on social media and he didn't share any other information. So people are pretty upset. That's what's trending on 84. 5 the buzz. Good morning, everybody. This is Abby. I am your fresh out of bed, head to head hall of famer number 11 for 2024. It took beating a four time hall of Famer to get here on my last game. You'll hear me at the end of the year at the Tournament of Champions. And I may just take it all.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, Alex, you dusted this one off.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What are you playing this on? 45?

[D]

I am.

[B]

Exactly. I didn't think we still had a record player in here. Guys, we need some fresh fish. Fresh fish. You've been waiting your 30 days. You're a former hall of Famer. You've never played before.

[C]

I.

[B]

We don't care. We just want you to get in here and win five in a row. I need more people in the hall of fame. 713-212-5945. If you'd like to play trick or treat.

[C]

Boobs.

[B]

The Rod Ryan show. Mornings on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Good morning, homeroom. Take your seats. We're about to play a game. Please, everybody in their seats. Bobby jokes. One of your contestants just hung up. They got Howard. Philip. What happened to you, Philip? I can see like the phones and Bobby has lined up everybody to play. Gotta go grab someone else. Dude. I'll. I'll lock in Josh and then you go get me someone else to play. Chili is not here. He has gone. He has left the building. I didn't see much of him this morning. I feel like he was out of here before the show intro started. Might have been that jazzy intro. And he was. That was his exit out the door. Chili's gonna reveal himself at 7:05 this morning and he's got 100 pair of tickets to the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. I'll give away a pair of tickets on the air today at around 8. 20 this this morning. And of course, today's wild card Wednesday. Got a little wild card action for you on links and guests. The Looking at Girls blog pages pack today. And now it's time for the Fresh out of Bed Head to Head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. All right, looks like we got some players. Lock and load. Hey, Josh. Good morning. Good morning, Rod. How you doing? I'm doing great. This is a Josh that has never played the Fresh out of Bed Head to head before. Is that even possible? Josh, it definitely pops it. I need something for the fresh fish here. Alex, if you got a little something, maybe you could chum the waters. Well, that's amazing, dude. It's good to have you on. Welcome aboard. Fresh fish. What about Nate the Great here? Nate, good morning.

[A]

Good morning, Nate.

[B]

You've played before, right?

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay. How'd you. I mean, it was a while ago.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

How long?

[A]

About two years ago.

[B]

Did I. Did Tessa say something to upset you? Is that why you went away for two years?

[A]

No, it was a one day chunk.

[B]

Oh, okay. One pump chump. Well, welcome back to the game, Nate. You've had the sting of that for two years. Let's fix it. All right. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Now, Josh, you're a fresh fish. Same instructions. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Wait for me to call on you and then give me the correct answer.

[C]

What are they playing for, a Rod Ranger T shirt?

[B]

All right, guys. Josh, are you ready? Got it. Nate the Great One pump chump. Let's go. Question number one. What do you call the comfy, colorful plastic clogs with holes in them, Josh? Crocs. Crocs.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I guess all those things are true, right?

[C]

Totally.

[B]

Are they plastic something?

[C]

There's something.

[B]

Are they plastic rod? There's something.

[C]

Yeah, they are.

[B]

Thank you for that answer. All right, Crocs. So that was Josh that got through. Nate, you were a little slow on that. Okay, okay. Now I know why you were a one pump chump. Turn it around, bro. Trying to make you upset so that you, you know, get mad like Rocky. Josh and Nate, shout out your name when you think you know the answer. It's like a real question right here. How many colors are there in a rainbow?

[A]

Josh.

[B]

Go for it, Josh. Five. Show me five. No, Nate. Great. How many colors are there in a rainbow?

[C]

Eight.

[B]

Show me eight.

[C]

Man. Shoot.

[B]

If it was. If it was up to Josh, it would just be Roy G.B. he forgot the IV.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I remember this because it's Roy G. Biv. And apparently Nate thought it was roy G. Biv +1 7. ROI. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet. Yeah, that's seven. Yeah, I said that was, like, a real question. Okay, let's get. Let's get back to the silly croc questions. All right, Josh and Nate the Great, show me you're great. Okay, we'll see who's got kids. What's the name of the princess in Disney's Frozen? They both got kids, I guess.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Elsa. All right, Ty, here we go. Next question. What pizza place has a giant rat as its mascot? Nate the Great Chuck E. Cheese. Oh, he's on the board. He's on the board.

[C]

Okay, Nate, rip this question sheet.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is good. Okay, Nate and Josh, what does metamorphosis turn caterpillars into?

[A]

Josh, Nate.

[B]

Josh.

[A]

A butterfly willow.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

Nice winner, Josh. Hang on. I gotta take a knee.

[D]

That was.

[B]

That was long, Nate. Not so great. Although you made it a fun game. Dude, don't wait two years. Come back and play. You're fun.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Bye, Nate. Hey, fresh fishy. Josh, you want to play tomorrow?

[A]

Let's do it.

[B]

Yeah, let's do it. I think you just scored the Rod Ryan Show T shirt. The prizes should get better after. Not that the T shirt's not great, but stick around, man. We'll hook you up with some cool stuff. Man. I went trick or treating today I wish I could do it every day. I went to the first house after.

[C]

School the first man I saw wasn't.

[B]

Cool he gave me a toothbrush to clean my teeth I told him I want a sugary treat he said no.

[C]

And walked away so I thanked him.

[B]

In a special way his car on fire, they tied him up with wire Cut him to a lake Punch him in the head now he can't break cause he's dead I went to the next house and rang the bell the.

[C]

Grown up wasn't cool, I could already.

[B]

Tell she gave me raisins Said they're.

[C]

Healthy for me I said, I want chocolate, can't you see?

[B]

She said no and closed the door.

[C]

So I sure thanked that filthy heart.

[B]

I ate her grateful lunch she screamed and cried a bunch New alterations give her good Please don't hurt me no, you're not so tough Happy Halloween from.

[C]

Me to you When I knock on your door you'll know what to do.

[B]

I love candy and that's no lie.

[C]

Better be sweet or else you'll die.

[B]

The Rod ryan show on 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, everybody. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us here in homeroom. Got some fun facts and we'll do a fun fact flashback and we'll do a great prize and all that good stuff. Coming up, every email is asking me, dude, can you give me a heads up where Chili's gonna be at? No, I cannot. How about new? I cannot tell you. Chili will reveal where he is today at 705. And you know he's gonna be out with another 100 pair of tickets to the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. He'll go Facebook live. We'll talk to him on the air. I mean, that's if everything goes according to plan. But yeah, 705 is going to be that big reveal. So we gotta. We all gotta wait together. Sunny skies today, low chances of rain, high of around 90. Guys, it's in the low 60s. Right now, the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody.

[A]

Former fresh fish job. Now you're fresh out of bed head.

[B]

To head One day. So sorry to Nate, not so great. Join me on Thursday when I make.

[A]

It quit number two.

[B]

Bro. You don't want that phone. I mean, I don't know where you. Where you went. Josh, you sounded great during the game, but the speech, it cut off every last word. I don't want you cutting off. I don't want to hear any of that nonsense. It's already a trouble getting on the the game and the show and all of that. So get your phone squared away. You heard your victory speech. That's how we hear you. So put some tinfoil on your head. It's the fun fact of the day. Let's go. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. There are some that call him Tim. The one they call Tim sent me a bunch of fun facts. Some movie fun facts. I thought a couple of them were really, really good. So thank you, Tim, for doing my work for me. First one he sends me. I think we may have done this before, but it's worthy. The matrix code that is shown during the movie. It's a recipe for sushi.

[C]

Ah.

[B]

What is it, like binary?

[D]

Oh, yeah. 1 0.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Zeros and ones.

[B]

Are we friends? Is this a trust tree? Is this trust? Can I trust you? Hell yeah. You gotta bring it. I've never seen the Matrix. Not that great. Has everybody seen it? I Mean, is it just pretty much. Is it amazing? I mean, it's.

[C]

It was ahead of its time. Like, you can't see it now. Yeah. Watching it wouldn't. It wouldn't hit the same.

[B]

Is that why I don't understand the blue and the red pill?

[C]

Probably. That's exactly why.

[B]

Okay, fair enough. The one they call Tim also sent this one in in Rocky 2. Sylvester Stallone, sparring partner in the film. Go back and have a look. It's Roberto Duran. That is fun. He also tacks on. You know, I love the tacked on free fun facts. Roberto Duran, who was a very famous fighter back in the day. I'll just leave it at that. He was Richard Pryor's bodyguard in the movie Harlem Knights, so I know that movie. I saw. Finally, there is a fascinating video on YouTube that will explain what I'm about to tell you. I'm gonna leave it on you to go see if you're just like a super f. The intro music to Seinfeld was slightly different in every single episode. That's neat. You know, that baseline was reflective of the pace and the cadence of what Jerry was talking about in the opening monologue. He changed it for every single episode. I'm telling you, go look that up on YouTube. It's a. It's a awesome, like, 10, 15 minute video. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. What are you giving away?

[C]

I've got a pair of tickets to see the toadies at the House of Blues.

[B]

All right, let's do this. It's your fun backlash. Ooh, Alec. So smart. The earliest known reference to the Mile High Club. It took place a long, long time ago. Where? Where was the Mile High Club successful? What did they use to make the Mile High Club successful? You guys know what I'm asking?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

What?

[D]

Where was the first Mile High Club joint?

[B]

What vessel. What vessel was used?

[D]

The best way.

[B]

Is it a vessel. 713-212-5945. If you know, you know. It's now time for rock out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash. It's not a vehicle. No, it's what. What was the. The Thing used for? The Mile High Club.

[C]

Let's go with the Thing.

[B]

Okay. The Thing and the Thing and the thing. 713-212-5945. The thing. The Thing and the Thing and the Thing. That's. What's. That's what we're looking for. How we do On Wall street yesterday, it was a good day. On Wall street, the dow is up 126 points. Kick off this morning at 42,080. Nasdaq up 259 to 18,182. Benchmark 10 year treasuries trading at a 4.02% and oil stands at 73.19 cents a barrel. To the most active big studs, Intel, Salesforce and Travelers. The big duds, Caterpillar, Dow and Amex. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on wholesale inventories for August. Right now futures slightly on the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's it. I'm out here. This is Hal and managing director with Raymond James reporting for the Rod Ryan Show. From Raymond James, I'll say Philippe and Augusta. Don't forget to always rock out with your stock out.

[C]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trans mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell.

[B]

Any security referred to here in this.

[C]

Program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo Finance.

[B]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Hit it. It's your fun back flush. Good morning. Who's this?

[C]

Good morning. This is Holly.

[B]

Holly, Is it Holly? I'm sorry, I didn't hear your name. Yes, hi, Holly.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

You know what? I think it's our stinking phones. I think it's ours because you're cutting out too. And I don't think it's. I don't think it's the problem with. With you guys at all. Holly, if you can hear me, welcome to the Fun Fact Flashback. The earliest known reference to the Mile High Club took place in this. That's how I should have asked it. What's the answer?

[C]

I had a.

[B]

There.

[C]

She said it. She said hot air. And I can only say balloon.

[B]

God damn it. These phones suck.

[C]

Take it.

[B]

I'm having such a good morning. And then. Yeah, this. Holly, your win. Congratulations. Thank you. Yeah. Let's just get the first word of everything that somebody's going to say today on the show. On the show. That's so fun. What are you giving her?

[C]

Holly's going to go to the toadies at the House of Blues on us. She's Got a pair of tickets because she knows, knows the back fat.

[B]

That's awesome. Congratulations, Holly. I apologize. Fourth biggest city in America. The world's crappiest phone lines. You deserve better. As a matter of fact, everybody listening deserves better than what we are offering today. Holly, hang on the phone for me. Bobby jokes will take care of you on those tickets. Screen day, it's Longview 94. 5 the buzz. We all gotta wait about another 15 minutes or so. We gotta wait till 7:05 when chili. Well it should be 10min away. Chile will reveal where he is today. He is out with 100 pair of tickets. He'll be calling in. Hopefully we'll be able to hear him give the location of where he's at and then you'll start lining up. First come, first serve. Where is Chile at? Wednesday, our final one, sunny skies today, 10% chance of rain, highs of around 90. Tessa, what are Houston's headlines?

[C]

Well, we're going to start with hurricane Milton because after dropping down to a category four storm yesterday, it reintensified to a category five later in the day and it remains a category five storm this morning with winds of 160 miles per hour aimed at the Gulf coast of Florida. So yesterday, I don't know if you were watching any of the news on this, but the evacuation routes of I4 and I75 had bumper to bumper traffic all day yesterday. Many of the evacuees were finding, were finding gas stations along the route that were just out of fuel. School, everyone had been stopping to fill up and there were, I mean it was just chaos. And then Rod, I don't know if you saw any of this but there were some people who are like, where are we supposed to go? Everything's booked. One girl had like her parents to take care of. She had three kids. She had dogs, they had cats. It's like where are you supposed to go? So continue to pray for our friends in Florida and hopefully in some twist of fate maybe this storm can just like weekend, weekend before it hits here in Houston. The attorney for a Houston woman who recently filed a suit against Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson says the matter has been settled. So the woman filed the action last month accusing him of sexual battery and sexual assault, saying that he attacked her inside an apartment back in 2020 when he was a member of the Houston Texans. Watson denied the charges and now the plaintiff's lawyer says, look, this matter has been deposited of with a confidential settlement. So little hush money there.

[B]

That's what we talked about with Tony, but Tony Busby is the guy that's working this case. He's also working the P. Diddy case. And yesterday or the day before, you talked about big celebrities. Big names that we apparently would know and recognize are sending hush money, paying.

[C]

For things to go away.

[B]

Busby is brokering those deals. You want to keep your name out of this. Boom. Here's, here's the settlement number.

[C]

Okay, this next story is crazy because we have the Ozempic craze and now we have this. Researchers in Denmark say this. They've created a pill that mimics the benefits of running. A 10k stop. An exercise pill. It's finally here.

[B]

There's no way this is real.

[C]

Give me 14 of them.

[B]

I don't believe it.

[C]

Before you get too excited like me, it doesn't come with all the benefits of running. For example, your legs won't get any stronger and you won't, you know, get that water bottle they hand out to you. But anyway, the author of one of the scientists, the lead author on this, says a new molecule they develop does mimic the effect it has on your metabolism. So bringing your body, you have to work in order to get it into that metabolic state. You have to do the work and exercise. But they say, nope, this corresponds to running 10km at high speed on an empty stomach. So it offers some of those benefits you get when you fast. Exercise also releases, triggers the release of a hormone that suppresses your appetite and another one that flushes fatty acids from your bloodstream. So it, I mean, listen, has there.

[B]

Been one trial on a human you yet?

[C]

I'll do it.

[B]

Let me get, let me guess.

[C]

My volunteers tribute.

[B]

Let me guess. They tested it on some rats and now they're excited.

[C]

Rats you've ever known.

[B]

Okay, I, I'm not buying this one.

[C]

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, Jenna Fisher, you know, Pam from the office revealed that she beat the disease she posted on IG saying she was diagnosed last December. But after surgery, chemo and radiation, she is now cancer free and feeling great. She says she lost her hair, but she had some great wigs and hats. And she's been able to wait until now to reveal that she has had all of that going on. She also urged women to get checked, saying if I had waited six months longer, things could have been much worse. And then she referenced a scene from the office where Michael Scott told her to get her breast checked because they're ticking dime bags. Great quote. Fresh off their eighth appearance as the musical guest on snl, the seven time Grammy winners Coldplay and like other music of the Spears world tour. So they announced that they're going to do some stadium shows. They put it on IG yesterday. The closest it comes to us is El Paso. But still the fact that they're going to be, you know, at Mile High in Denver, they're going to Toronto, Canada, Rod's home country. This is all very exciting for Coldplay. It's on the music blog page. Those are Houston's headlines.

[B]

Take it, Alex.

[D]

In the MLB playoffs yesterday, the Mets beat the Phillies 7 to 2 and the Padres got by the Dodgers 6 to 5. There's going to be four games on the MLB schedule today. Guardians of Tigers kicks things off at 2:08. Then the Mets are going to play the Phillies at 4, followed by Yankees and Royals at 6. And wrapping things up, it's going to be the Padres against the Dodgers at 8:08. You can watch all those games on TBS, True TV and FS1. That is what's going on in sports.

[B]

Okay, I see Bobby jokes in the window. The little box on Facebook live. There he is. That means we don't have Chili. That means we should be checking in with Chili very, very soon. Where is Chili at? Wednesday, it's our final one. The reveal on where he is sitting. Pretty, very pretty. With 100 pair of tickets. We will find out in about five minutes. The Rod Ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am The Buzz 94. Five the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Lincoln park in the seventh spot. If you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you very much. If you're just joining us, wakey wakey. Hands off those snakeies. I see Chili on hold. We're going to talk to him shortly. He's going to tell us and give us the big reveal on where he is at. I see nothing over a 10 chance of rain, sunny skies, highs of around 90. I know I've got you listening to the radio right now because you're waiting to hear from chill. Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party, Carbach Brewery this Saturday. Your last chances. And there's a bunch of them. Your last chances are this week. Rosie's gonna open things up. We got the X East, Theory of a Dead Man, Blue October, Sublime. That's right. Jacob Noel's gonna be here on Saturday. And Brent and Zach from Shinedown acoustic performances out there at the brewery. And I will be out tomorrow in Edo, 801St. Emanuel. That address should mean a little something to you. We've only done a million parties at that address. It's Little Woodrows now, and Rosie's going to be playing live, and I'm going to bring 50 pair of tickets out with me. But always outdoing me, he's like, oh, yeah. Hey, man, Brad's bringing 50 pair. I want 100 pair.

[A]

What's up, brother? Rod?

[B]

Hey, dude, how are you?

[A]

Wow, Dude, I got a crazy story for you, okay?

[B]

Because I hadn't seen you at all this morning. You checked in, you said, hey, I'm here. And then the next thing I know, your ass is out the door. Yeah.

[A]

So, you know, I had to leave because I was like, man, I don't want to hit the traffic or anything. I want to make it by 7:05.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So the crazy story is we pulled up to the academy that we selected for today, and there was a car parked before us there, right? And it's been about 30 minutes or 45 minutes.

[B]

It.

[A]

And as soon as we go live, whatever, the car pulls up to us and he's like, hey, are y' all giving tickets away?

[B]

Wait, wait a minute. Were they tipped? Is there a mole? Who's the mole? No, Alex, you're the mall.

[D]

Is that me?

[B]

Is it Alex's cousin? It's Alex's cousin. I'm trying to get her to come.

[A]

Over here so she could. Dude, she's got a crazy story that her dad mapped out at every location that we've been and everything. And she took a wob's guess when her dad. Dad. And they just said, you know what? I think this is where they're gonna be and everything.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

You can look on Facebook live right now. I'm gonna put her on the phone right now. Okay, you're on the phone with Rod. Give her. Give them your name and tell them what you just told me.

[C]

Hello?

[B]

Hi. Well, wait, wait, wait. Chili, I want to hear this story. Tell everybody your location.

[C]

Oh, my location?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, Chili, you can. You need to tell everybody exactly where you are so story time time people can do U turns and drive there.

[A]

All right, all right, so check this out. Right now, I'm at the academy in Maryland, up of 288 and 518. The address to be accept is 2804 Business Center. Right behind the hed there's an academy. That's where we're at right now.

[B]

So, all right, what's it called? Paralyn's getting the tickets today. Okay? So I know that you got, you got you turning and everything. Please be safe. It is a first come, first serve basis. Be safe, everybody, because this is the last where you at Chili. Where you at Wednesday with Chili? All right, what's the gal's name?

[A]

Okay, your name again.

[B]

What was it? Destiny.

[A]

You want to talk to Destiny?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[C]

Hold on.

[B]

Hello. Hey, Destiny. You were. You were there before Chile got there. Oh, yeah. Okay, the. I thought the cars are empty. I mean, the parking lot was empty. Did somebody on the show tip you off? I want honest answers here. Was it Bobby jokes? Was it Tessa who told you that we were going to be at this location?

[C]

No.

[B]

No one told me.

[C]

I wish it was a lucky guess.

[B]

And your dad was helpful in kind of plotting out and looking at a map, like where we have been. And he said that was going to be your best chance at this Pearland location. Yes. He mapped out Chili's past locations, and then he was like, that's insane. He's probably gonna be here that.

[C]

I love it.

[B]

That is freaking crazy. Does your dad work for the CIA or something? Is he an FBI agent? What does your dad do for a living? He's a pipe designer.

[C]

He's really smart.

[B]

He's very smart.

[C]

Clearly.

[B]

Well, listen, you got the very first pair of tickets. Can I you tell. Talk to my bike to my guy, Chili.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Here you go. Okay, thank you. So that's one pair down. So Chili's dad, chili, only has 99 pair of tickets now.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, pearland. It's 2804 business center drive. It's academy in parland. 775 84. Is that zip code? Okay, dude, you see anybody else pulling in the drive yet in the driveway way?

[A]

No, right now, nobody. So it's just her.

[B]

Just her dad now. She's.

[A]

Yeah, her and her dad just in there chilling and crazy to me.

[B]

All right, well, listen, we'll check in with you after the break. Chili, that is an awesome out on Facebook live. Okay? Oh, yeah. All right, I'm gonna go pull you up right now.

[D]

All right.

[B]

My man Chili, he's only. He's down to 99 pair of tickets. The Academy in Pearland. Business. Business Center Drive, 2804. Yeah, put that zip right there in your ways. 77584. That's the location that he will be at. He'll be there till the tickets are gone. It is a first come, first serve situation. Wow. Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Exciting, exciting stuff. Wild card Wednesday, we're at Chile Wednesday. That's all going on right now. Chile Is out with tickets to the Rob Ryan show 20th anniversary party. Sunny skies today, 10% chance of rain, highs of around 90. And looking ahead to the weather, you know, this is an outdoor concert on Saturday at the Carbide Brewery. It looks like a beautiful day. Saturday's gonna be awesome. What's trending?

[C]

Well, I can't take my eyes off the live feed on Facebook. Chile is at the Paraland Academy. I tweeted the address out. It's 2804 Business Center. Drive out in parallel land. And, yeah, he's got a line of people out there. He's already being bombarded.

[B]

All right, we're gonna check in with him in just a moment.

[C]

Okay, cool.

[B]

So, yeah, you can watch this all go down on Facebook Live. If you are just, you know, already at work, you're on the other side of town, whatever, you can go see Chili's little Facebook cast.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What else is trending?

[C]

I do see Garth Brooks acknowledge the sexual assault allegations. He went on Facebook Live and he's like, let's address the elephant in the room. He is accused of sexual assault and battery by a hairstylist and makeup artists who work for him. He said the lawsuit will be a long process, and he really can't get into detail about it right now. Speaking of country music, Creedstadt's Scott Stapp is going to make his debut at the Grand Ole Opry. I don't know if any people had this on their 2024 bingo card, but, you know, Creed newly reunited, doing some New Year's Eve shows. He is going staff is going to be on the Grand Ole Opry stage with a duet, and then he's going to be, like, with John party, Ashley McBride, a lot of these, like, Opry faithful, right? So congratulations to him.

[B]

And that's what's trending on 94.

[C]

5 the buzz.

[B]

I think no matter what genre of music you are, the Grand Ole Opry is, like, pretty sacred ground.

[A]

Absolutely.

[B]

You know, I mean, I don't know that it's on everybody's, like, you said bingo card, but it's a huge honor to get up on that big time. Huge honor. Huge honor to have this guy on our stage.

[A]

Chile, what's up, brother?

[B]

Dude, you got a line of people out there in Pearland? Yeah, they're coming, man.

[C]

They're coming, man.

[B]

I see a girl, like, behind you as you're talking to me. I'm watching you on Facebook Live and people are running to get in that line. All right, I'll give out the location. Chili's out in Pearland at the Academy Sports and Outdoors. 2804 Business Center Drive. It's 77584. Punch that into your. Whatever you find, whatever you use on your phone to get there. I mean, can you give me an idea of how many people are in line, how many tickets you've given away, how many you have left? What do you got?

[A]

So we've given away like 25, and we're on 76 right now. Like ticket 76 that we have left. So we got like 76 tickets left.

[B]

76 tickets. 76 pair of tickets. What are you dealing with here?

[A]

Yeah, 70 pair of tickets.

[B]

Rod, you got 70 pair.

[A]

Okay, come on.

[B]

All right, so it's not too late.

[A]

I can't.

[B]

I can't tell you. Hey, Rod, I'm getting this, dude. I'm 20 minutes away. Will I make it? It? Maybe. You know how you won't make it by not trying.

[C]

That's right. That's right.

[B]

Right. Yes, sir.

[A]

As we were driving on the way here, we heard that there was a guy coming from, like, Lake Jackson or something like that. He was trying to get the tickets.

[B]

I hope he made it.

[A]

Cuz we were around his area.

[B]

He was. He was leaving Lake Jackson area, though, and he was going to, like, hover in central. He was going to leave. He was going to be hovering in central Houston to try to, like, predict on where. What side of town he needed to get to.

[A]

All right, man, but that's going to.

[B]

Be kind of crazy.

[A]

Crazy because I'm looking and there's like a lot of traffic going towards Houston. So I hope he makes it, man.

[B]

I'm watching Chili on Facebook, and as he's talking to me, he's got. He's got people coming up. They're. They're putting. They're grabbing his arm and putting it over their shoulders. He's taking selfies with people as he's talking on the air. Right. All right, bro, listen, we'll check with you. I'm gonna. I'm gonna come back to you in four minutes, okay? Work your magic. I'm gonna come back to you, and then you can give us a solid, solid ticket count on what you have left, if you have any left in four minutes. Okay?

[A]

All right, cool. No problem.

[B]

All right, that's our guy Chili out at the Academy Sports and outdoor in Pearland with tickets to the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. We'll get an update in 4 minutes and 16 seconds. Chili, don't leave me for long. The Rod ryan Show on 94, 5. I pooped. What? The buzz. Smashing Pumpkins 94. 5. The buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on a wild card Wednesday. Where Chili at Wednesday? Well, we now know where Chili is at. He's in. He's hanging in Pearland this morning at the Academy Sports and outdoors on Business center drive. Okay, it's 2804 Business Center Drive. Update from the Lake Jackson guy. He emailed me 7:15. He said, Dude, I'm 17 minutes away. I'm hauling ass. Okay, that was the guy. He said he's been to three of these locations now. Where's Chili at Wednesday? And he's always showed up late. So he was the guy that said, I'm gonna get out of Lake Jackson. I'm going to hang in mid somewhere centrally located in Houston. And he's trying to get there. So Chili is on Facebook live right now, getting bombarded.

[C]

Look at his face, how close it.

[B]

Is to the camera. Richie should be there. I'm gonna. I'm gonna ask Chili to see if he can actually find Richie Now. Omar is in a predicament. Rod, why do you torture me like this? I'm in a dump truck. Truck. I'm on a construction site and I am six minutes away. I cannot move.

[C]

Like, damn.

[B]

Like we're sick. He is in a dump truck six minutes from this location.

[C]

He's reaching so close.

[B]

There's just so far nothing that he can do about it. Reagan says since this is the last. Where's Chili at Wednesday? You think he's gonna bring back some snacks? I don't know.

[C]

We don't. I don't think I've given up hope, Rod.

[B]

It's the last one.

[C]

He's a celebrity.

[D]

Look at him.

[C]

You think a celebrity goes and buys treats?

[B]

I am enjoying Facebook Live right now. We are trending on Facebook. Chile.

[A]

What's up, brother Rod?

[B]

Okay, everyone wants to know the update before we do any chitting or chatting. Everyone wants to know how many tickets have you given away? How many people are in line and is it too late?

[A]

No, it's not too late yet. We got 64 tickets. 64 pairs of tickets.

[B]

How many people in line, though?

[A]

In line? How many Mar. Did you count? We got 36 people in line.

[B]

36 people in line. So there's about 30 pair of tickets remaining.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's not bad. Well. What?

[A]

It's not bad? Well, I. I mean, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Well, cuz it looks like there's a lot of. Lot of cars pulling up right now.

[C]

And then.

[A]

Dude, somebody brought a school bus. Nice.

[B]

Is it, like, with kids in it?

[A]

Like if you look at Facebook Live.

[C]

Live?

[A]

Yeah, like if you look at Facebook Live, I'm looking at you back there. There's a school boys park right over there.

[B]

Is there kids in it?

[A]

I don't know if they brought the.

[C]

School bus, but, you know, I would give. That is so funny.

[B]

That looks like.

[C]

So funny.

[B]

That looks like the bus that drops off people at my house for trick or treats.

[C]

Right? Yeah, I've seen that. I've seen that.

[A]

But I mean, I'm just saying, I don't know if I don't want to get any closer because I to don't want want. If they are here for tickets, I want them to lose a job.

[B]

Could you go?

[A]

Could you. But look at that lady running right there.

[B]

I know. I see him running. Can you. Can you go towards the back of the line? And I know you don't have a bullhorn or anything, but can you. Is Rich Richie Hunt? That's his name.

[A]

Richie Hunt. Are you here?

[B]

That's the guy that we kind of been rooting for. He's been. He's been to three of your ticket hits now.

[A]

Richie Hunt's not here.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

He's not here yet.

[B]

Okay, but we're rooting for him.

[A]

Who was the person that said that? That I'm supposed to bring y' all treats today or whatever?

[C]

Me.

[B]

We heard that, you know, today being the last one, you know, Chili is sweet. Bring in us some treats. Like, I got a song ready for it and everything.

[A]

All right, who's the one that said it? Because I'm gonna make sure he doesn't get tickets.

[B]

Oh, I will never tell my source. He just thought that. That today would be a great one for some treats on the way back.

[C]

All these people.

[B]

It's the last one. All right, Chili, so you still. You're feeling good. You got about 20 pair of tickets remaining training, if somebody was close. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, we got. We got a lot enough. We got about 25, 30 pairs left, so.

[B]

Okay, I will let you do a one more ticket count with us because I got a feeling that's not going to last. We'll come back to you in about three, four minutes, all right?

[A]

All right. No problem.

[B]

It's. It's chilly. He's live at the Academy Sports and outdoors in Pearland. If you are close, you know we're rooting for that guy that's coming in from Clear Lake. He's been to a bunch of These.

[C]

You can do it.

[B]

2804 Business Center Drive, Pearland, TX 77584. Punch it in. If you're close, it is not too late to get rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party tickets. Come on.

[A]

Happy Halloween to all you freak shows out there.

[B]

You're listening to the Rod ryan show on 945 the buzz or five the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Let's shine down. Brent and Zach will be in town on Saturday. Jacob Noel from Sublime's coming. Justin and Ryan of Blue October, Tyler, Dave and Joe of Theory of a Dead Man, Scott Stevens, singer of the X's and all of Rosie are all going to be performing acoustic sets on Saturday. Carbach Brewing Co. Doors will open at 3. It is an all ages thing. You need a ticket for your kid. You need a ticket for that five year old, that six year old. If you are bringing that kid. Oh, a 10 year old. Yeah, you need a ticket for that kid. So I, I get it. We're giving away pairs of tickets and families are now torn. Who's going? What do you do? I get all of that.

[C]

Take your favorite kid. That's what you do every time.

[B]

Whip out the report card. Who did the best on the report card?

[C]

Who's doing their chores?

[B]

It's just that simple. Yeah, right. Who mowed the lawn last?

[C]

Right?

[B]

Yeah. Your kid needs a ticket. Doors are open at 3 o'. Clock. The Carbock Brewing, the brewery has got to be shut down by 10. A lot of people are asking like how late is this thing going? We anticipate the music stopping at around 9 and then giving us like an hour to just to kind of like talk about like oh my God and hanging out and what, what just happened. But 10 o' clock is when we will all file out of there.

[C]

This is an iconic live on Facebook right now. The sun's coming up.

[B]

People online. I got, I got all kinds of people. It's been non stop. J Rod. I have never ever shifted this 18 wheeler as fast as I've been shifting this morning. Thank God I made it just in time. I got to meet the famous chili. Secured my tickets. Love you guys. All right, Jay made it in. Jay made it in, in Now. Adam left the house. He lives in Pearland. He left the house at 7:33. He goes, I heard this on the radio. Jumped out so fast when I heard the location. We are so close. Adam, be careful. He is on the road right now trying to get there. Let's find out if you can still get in. We've been checking in with chili since 7:05. Chile.

[A]

What's up, Rod?

[B]

What's up, bro? Everybody wants to know, is it too late? Is there still tickets? I need. I need a ticket count. I need to know where we're at.

[A]

All right, so we already got a hundred people in line already, so the tickets are all gone.

[B]

Bam. If you're on the road right now and you're two minutes away, it doesn't matter if you're 60 seconds away. Dude, I heard from the bus driver. She. She emailed me with kids.

[D]

With kids?

[B]

No, no, no kid. I don't think there's kids on the bus. But she sent me a picture of you. You showed me. You were standing in line, chilling. You said, look at that school bus over here. She sent me a picture from the driver's seat. She said, I can't get out. I'll get fired. She goes, I just wanted to see it. She's working this morning.

[A]

The funny. The funny thing is, I saw, like, five minutes after I said that, I saw the buzz just pulling out. I'm not gonna say the school district, that it was or anything.

[B]

I don't want to get her in trouble.

[A]

It was fun, funny. So, yeah, it was funny.

[B]

Dude, she didn't get out. She didn't do anything wrong. She just wanted to see Chili doing his thing. So let's. Let's repeat. Let's repeat. You have enough, people. That's it. Your 100 pair of tickets are spoken for. Everybody out there at the Academy, sports and outdoors today.

[A]

Yeah. So the tickets are all gone. The last person in line, I'm gonna try to walk up to her and say, hi, but she's all already got the tickets. She knows that she's gonna be the one.

[B]

God, I hope you guys counted right. And here's.

[A]

Here's 101, the guy that lost.

[C]

Interview them both. Interview them both.

[B]

Oh, no. Here's 101.

[A]

Jim says that he drove from Katie. Oh, I'm sorry, bro.

[B]

Jim in the hoodie. Whoops. Well, wait a minute.

[A]

You want to talk to Jim?

[B]

You guys have miscounted before. No, because I don't want to get his hopes up. Just tell them. Just tell him that we love Jim. We love you.

[A]

Ron says he loves you, Jim, and.

[B]

Yeah, and just pray for a miscount.

[A]

Hey, she said he's gonna.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

He said he's gonna hang in line in case somebody counted wrong or if.

[C]

Someone gets out of line.

[B]

That's what I would do. That's what I would do so. All right.

[A]

But we already got the people already so they know.

[B]

All right. Thank you Chili. Thank you Chili.

[A]

All right man.

[B]

All right. Treats.

[A]

Thank you man.

[C]

Treats just like everything. Bagel with a latte. Oat milk please. Thank you. Snacks.

[A]

You drink nothing?

[B]

Snacks, treats, Extra shot.

[A]

No.

[C]

Chili, you're so good on live tv.

[B]

Something fresh and hot. Maybe some fresh squeezed something, some sort of sausage.

[C]

Kolache of sorts.

[B]

All right, that's chili everybody. Guys, thank you. Thank you. This has been really, really fun. I was notified by Jeremy yesterday day when I was telling you guys all the different ways that you could get tickets to the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. He emailed me, he's like, rod, quit sending people here. He said you're the only one that has tickets this week. Oh, they don't have them. Oh, so Teresa, Carolee, they don't have them. Yeah, it's Jeremy's like, dude, what are you doing to me? You told everybody I have tickets. They're all blowing me up up this week. So you have. We are the only gig in town, the Rod Ryan show to get into the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. I've got tickets for you at 8:20 tomorrow. I'm going to be out and we'll have tickets obviously. Thursday, Friday, free beer. Friday every beer winner gets a six pack of tickets to the party. And then tomorrow night I am out at Little Woodrow Rose in Edo east downtown. It is 801St. Emanuel St. The place is amazing. And that Rosie is going to play live. They just want a little warm up. They want a little tune up gig.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Before they, you know, they, they share the stage with these greats at the anniversary show. So it's a, it's a tune up gig. They don't need any tune up. Trust me. They're peaking right now. They are running in the red. Rosie's going to be performing live, no cover charge. This one is an adult party. 21 and up at Little Woodrows tomorrow. I'll see you there between seven and nine. Thank you Chili. Houston's rockin alternative.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am 945 the buzz 345 the buzz.

[B]

Good morning Rod Ryan show. That system of a down in toxicity Rod Ryan show coming up on the halfway highway point. That's it. The era of where's Chili at Wednesday comes to a close. Four or five weeks. Five weeks I think. I think five different locations. You got dads out there plotting it out on a map trying to predict so awesome where Chili's going to be. You got to go back and listen to that first. Check in with Chili. Some chick that listens to the show, had her dad help her, looked at all the locations where Chile has been and just somehow deducted that. The best opportunity and the best guess where Chili was going to be was at the Academy in Pearland. She was there waiting for Chile to get there. No inside information, no nothing. Her dad is John Nash, a guy from A Beautiful Mind.

[C]

Yeah, like someone who watches true crime and like solves the murder because they love look at the photo and they're like, you know what? I know where that is. I can find that place.

[B]

I can see it now. He's got a map of the city and he's got like red string going from the different locations. There's a picture of Chili. Like he's the one to look out for. There's that wild, wild stuff, man. All right. I have a pair of Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party tickets for you coming up at 8:20. Apparently you can only get them from us now. Wow. Everyone else on the station is shut up out from those tickets given away for the big party on Saturday. Make sure you make plans to join me tomorrow. I will be at 801St. Emanuel street in Edo. The brand. One of the. Well, it's not brand new, but it's, it's new. It's new and it looks amazing. We'll be at Little Woodrows tomorrow 7 to 9. Rosie's playing live. I'll give away 50 pair of tickets. Not a first come, first serve basis. We'll get you signed up, put you in the registration box and then I'll draw names for. For the two hours I'm there. All right, what are Houston's headlines, please?

[C]

Well, Hurricane Milton could be one of the most destructive storms on record for West Central Florida. Milton, currently a Category 5 storm with maximum sustained winds of 160 mph, is set to make landfall tonight or early Thursday. Forecasters project it'll make landfall slightly south of Tampa, which hasn't seen a storm like this in a century. Former Houston police officer John Gerald Goins is set to spend at least three decades behind bars for the murder of a married couple during a botched drug raid at their home. A jury sentenced goines yesterday to 60 years in prison with the possibility for parole in 30 years. Goins will be 90 years old by the time he's eligible. Lisa Marie Presley's posthumous memoir came out yesterday with the help of her daughter, Riley Keough. It's called From Here to the great unknown. One of the big takeaways that everyone's talking about is how she kept her son Benjamin, who took his own Life, sadly, in 2020, when he was only 27. She kept his body on dry ice in her home for two months. She says, my house has separate Casitas. Bedroom. Has a separate Casita's bedroom. And he kept. And she kept Ben. Ben. That's what she calls him in there for two months. There's no law in the state of California that you have to bury someone immediately. And she felt so fortunate that there was a way she could still parent him and delay it a bit longer so that she could become okay with laying him to rest.

[B]

Okay, that's. Listen, everyone grieves different the death of a child, but keeping your kid on ice, that's mental. That's something.

[C]

She.

[B]

There was something wrong with her, too. There was something wrong with her.

[C]

Well, I. She had. She struggled with abuse and addiction as well. But I think h. If people had more. I mean, she's rich, right? She's a. She's a millionaire. She has this estate. I think rich people do really weird things like this when given the opportunity.

[B]

Keeping your dead child on ice. How is it that. I mean, you said that there was a loophole, and it's technically legal.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That shouldn't be allowed.

[C]

Let's talk about Carrie Underwood, because it was just reported that she was paid a million bucks every time the theme song from NBC Sunday Night Football plays. So keep in mind, that salary was for the entirety of the 2023 season. We don't know if she made that much on, like, the previous seasons, but with 18 weeks in the NFL, that means Kerry will make $36 million between this year and last year. That's if she hasn't negotiated a raise for this season.

[B]

You know what I'd kill to find out right now? What? Faith Hill. What was her. It couldn't have been close. No, no, no. It couldn't have been close to that. And I think Faith Hill was done in 2013, and her intros were great, too. I loved it.

[C]

So Kerry's talking about it, and she's like, I do the whole main version that everyone knows that iconic part of it. But then she goes. They go through and pick all the matchups for regular season and then playoff football, and then she sings every possible combinations of teams that could possibly maybe play each other, and she's like. And even in the back of your mind, you're like, I know they ain't gonna make it into the so what.

[B]

Is she talking about? She flexes like if they sort of.

[D]

Be like, like the Brown and Dolphins are here for a fight and so then you just do every like I know they, they have flex scheduling, but I bet you during the week she could even just hop in and be like whoever the two teams that get flexed into, the Giants and Bengals, I.

[C]

Wonder they want it ready.

[D]

Throw that in there.

[B]

But I wonder if it's even because it's all. She's not writing the lyrics. Somebody's writing everything for her. She's got to of course sing it.

[D]

And that part is usually just kind of shoehorned in, in that one specific part.

[B]

I just wonder if she can knock that out in like 28 hour sessions, even 38 hour sessions.

[C]

Sessions.

[B]

I bet you that could get knocked out a million dollars every Sunday night.

[C]

For a day worth of work.

[B]

I, I, I bet you it's two eight hour sessions.

[C]

That's so sick. It's amazing.

[B]

That's my guess.

[C]

Why couldn't I be born with talent? Alex, you could have been doing this, but you don't want to sing.

[D]

Jackie, I don't have the legs.

[B]

I don't have the legs. You sing.

[D]

I don't have the legs.

[B]

You sing. It's not about singing. It's about the legs and you sing good. Go.

[C]

Listen. Listen. If you're listening to metal while you drive, it may not be the best idea because a new poll suggests that it makes you dangerous. According to a survey of a thousand people, metalheads are more likely to honk at other drivers, run red lights, get into major crashes, and get DUIs and fans of other musical genres. They're only fourth on the list of drivers likely to get road rage. RB and R B and soul fans are most prone to road rage, followed by rap and then EDM Listeners. People listen to the Joe rogan experience are 23% likely to have road rage. You think it'd be a lot higher.

[D]

Stoned all the time.

[C]

Drivers most likely to tailgate listen to rap, while people who listen to podcasts are the most likely to text while driving and get into a fender bender. Those are Houston headlines.

[B]

Take it, Alex.

[D]

Yeah, text everybody what you just heard. Like, yo, did you hear Joe talk about this?

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, R B, let's get it on. Those are the worst drivers. You're focusing on road ragers in the MLB.

[D]

In the MLB playoffs yesterday, the Mets beat the Phillies 7 to 2. Padres got by the Dodgers 6 to 5. There's four games on the MLB schedule today. Guardians at Tigers is going to start things off at 2:08. Then it's Mets against the Phillies at 4, followed by Yankees Royals at 6. And wrapping things up, it'll be the Padres against the Dodgers at 808. You can watch all of those games on TBS, True TV and FS1. That is what's going on in sports.

[C]

Hit it.

[B]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am The Buzz 94.

[B]

5 the Buzz Offspring. The kids aren't all right. Halfway point of the show, people see nothing above a 10% chance of rain, sunny skies, highs of around 90. When they said we were getting a cold front, I didn't know it was just a morning cold front. 62 outside. Awesome. Them. I saw people in line with the Chile this morning with their hoodies, sweater weather.

[C]

They were coldy.

[B]

Yeah, I saw some of that in line. It will warm up to 90.

[D]

Did you bring a sweatshirt today, Rod?

[B]

I did not.

[C]

Okay, well, you're gonna be coldy.

[D]

I didn't either.

[B]

No, me too. No, we'll be fine. I It was glorious. Taking vu out this morning. And then just that short little where I park to end of the building. It's a little windy. I park on the sixth floor here and it was glorious. I loved it. I loved it. I didn't want to ruin it with a sweater.

[D]

This morning I walked out, I was like, somebody's got their ugg boots on today. Somebody does some girls like pull the fur out.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, I saw some fleece.

[B]

But it was, it was just weird seeing people in line wearing jackets. This morning when Chili was on Facebook Live, Adam sent me this email at 7:40, he goes, Bro, pulling in the parking lot. I just heard Chili on the air give the devastating news. I'm going to try to hang and say hi at least. I hadn't heard back from Adam. He sent me a picture. He goes, Dude, I'm 102 in line. He said, I saw where Chili said was the cut off. He goes, I'm hoping for a miscount. I haven't heard back from him because they've miscounted before.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I get. There's people everywhere. It's, it's, it's a scene out there between him, Chili and Marvin in. And then we got a bunch of new kids that are working for us now. It's awesome. It's just, it's pretty crazy out there. Where is. Oh no.

[A]

What?

[B]

Oh no.

[C]

What happened?

[B]

I heard from Richie. Oh no, Richie. I heard from Richie. Today was the fourth time that he was attempting to go out on a Where's Chili at Wednesday? Four times Richie has been out. Four times, Richie from Lake Jackson has been shut out. No.

[C]

Not Richie. Not my Richie.

[B]

You're horrible, Alex.

[C]

Damn it. But, Richie.

[B]

Rod, I was just pulling in and I heard the line is full. Fourth time was not a charm. I was in Pearland, which I literally passed up from Angleton to get to the Med center to be in a central location for Chile's announcement. Traffic held me up. Too bad. Yet again, I drove right past the Academy an hour ago. Now I'm not getting tickets. Regardless, thanks for the opportunity, man. Heading home, defeated Richie.

[C]

Damn, it stings.

[B]

One more for Richie, please. Just one more for Richie.

[C]

That was a strong one.

[B]

That's a lot of work, man. That's a lot of work. He drove past where Chilli was an hour ago, trying to find a good spot to hang. So when Chili makes the announcement, he's centrally located. He can get there by the time he got to where he was hanging. Chili makes the. Makes the announcement, he tries to backpedal, and he can't get there.

[C]

You can't chase the dragon. You have to let it come to you.

[B]

Richie, please come out to. Please come out to Little Woodrows tomorrow.

[C]

Fifth time's a charm. That's what they say.

[D]

Yeah. No way you can miss this time.

[B]

Richie. Come out. Come out tomorrow. 801, St. Emanuel. It's your last chance to win tickets. Truly, I want to at least shake the man's hand. I wanted. I mean, what an effort. Who's putting in that kind of effort?

[D]

I've had people a lot.

[B]

I've had people go to every single one of my ticket spots. I've had people go. So where was I? I was out in Katy. Then I was out at the Porky's location out there in Humble. Then they've gone to see Chile a couple of times. They plan on coming tomorrow night. Rosie's gonna play live. I get it, man. Party is on Saturday. Where? Your last stop. As a matter of fact, I have tickets to the Rod Ryan show, 20th anniversary party. On the flip of this break, Richie, this number is only for Richie. 713-212-5945. I want everybody to stand down. Okay?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I want all of you stand down. Let Richie call. As a matter of fact, nine of you can call. Let Richie in at 10, please. Okay. Only and only Richie. 713-212-5945. That's the number you're going to use after the break. Richie, to win some tickets. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morningshire Show. 6 to 10am, the Buzz.

[B]

Find the Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan show. All right, thanks so much for having us on. Yes, I'm going to give you a chance. Everybody can call, including Richie. I'm going to give you a chance to win some tickets. And I have a few things that I want to say about the 20th anniversary party that some questions that have been coming in that I did not have answers to and I am surprised at the answers I received. I will share that information with you immediately following what's trending?

[C]

Remember those glitter freckles that Taylor Swift was wearing at the football game?

[B]

No, but go. I want to circle back on something. Please tell me about those. I don't know what those are.

[C]

So it's not looking at girls. So. So the owner of this small business has these freckles that you can put on your face that'll, that'll give it like a sparkling effect. Yeah. And she had sent Taylor Swift's makeup art artist them like months ago. Well, Taylor Swift shows up at Monday Night Football to support Travis Kelsey and you can see her rocking the little glitter freckles.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

She has changed this woman's life. And anyone else on the market who is making a glitter freckle in some capacity. The sales of them are up like thousands of percent Now.

[B]

London wears glitter all the time. Is it the same thing? I mean, it's.

[C]

No, this is like a sheet. This is like a freckle sheet.

[B]

Okay. So my kid just kind of like rubs glitter on her face, which also.

[C]

Has a great effect. Yeah. That's like that, that brings out her little glitter freckles.

[B]

Ergo, I get glitter rubbed on my face.

[C]

Absolutely. And it gets all over the house. And I'll never, ever, ever be despuned.

[B]

Okay, well that's on the Lookin at Girls blog page. Here's what I wanted to mention. When, when I was young and I think when you guys were young as well. Okay. When you hit a certain age, acne becomes a problem for some people and some worse than others. And they make, made a product called Clearasil.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that would be to dry out your skin and cure the acne. And then they came out with skin colored Clearasil to maybe almost act as a little cover up a tint. Right. So that you wanted to hide it. Yeah. Kids are now wearing stickers on top of their pimples.

[C]

Yeah. Showing them off like there'll be a star or a heart. It's a pimple patch.

[B]

Yeah, they're eating it. I had to ask a kid like, what is that on your face? It's like, oh, it's a pimple patch.

[C]

And it's like a ghost or something. It's like a little. It's like character.

[B]

I'm owning my pimples, dude.

[C]

I'm telling you, the confidence of these younger kids. I love it. I love it.

[B]

I don't know that I do.

[C]

I love it.

[B]

I think it's good. I think they're in for a rude awakening when they get older.

[C]

Also, one of the longest standing casino hotels on the Las Vegas strip went out with a bang overnight. Demolition crews brought down the Tropicana. Las Vegas, which opened in 1957. Tropicana was famous for live entertainment. It was destroyed in 22 seconds, preceded by a seven minute drone and fireworks show there in Vegas. Also, if you go over to the like the popular blog page links and guess the Carrie Underwood Sunday Night Football story is the most popular blog page. It's more popular than the Wild Card Wednesday.

[B]

The headline I almost. It's unbelievable that every time I watch Sunday Night Football and I think, see her intro? Come on. That's a million dollars in her pocket. That's a million dollars in her handler's pocket. It's amazing she wouldn't carry her own money like that. Yeah.

[C]

In a bank roll. Get her bankroll. Maybe. She does carry all her money and that's why her legs are so fit. That's what's trending on 94. 5.

[B]

She just squat and stacks of cash.

[C]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Okay. Yes. I'm gonna give you a chance to win some tickets. Here's what I just found out out and something called the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. Everyone's been asking and I get it, you know, we're telling you we're gonna have a party that the doors open at 3 and they it shuts down at 10. I don't think like this, but people do. Rod. What am I gonna eat now? I. I just want to party. Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Now food sounds like a good idea.

[C]

Yeah, in theory. You probably want to get. Get some food in your belly if you're drinking all day, you lush.

[B]

Now I guess. Let me even back up even further. It's a brewery.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Dude, there's going to be beer there for sale, right?

[D]

So you won't go thirsty.

[B]

There will be water there. As a matter of fact, we have a water sponsor, Liquid Death So there will be beverages there for sale, for purchase. What I did tell you guys you're not going to get ding. Dinged that $12 that you get dinged at other places. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna go against any other, you know, venues in the area. But it's the brewery. They're not gonna, it's gonna be very cost effective to drink at this thing. Okay, but bring, but bring some money. Cash, credit card, they're set up for you. Okay. They host parties there all the time. So there will be beverage all ages. Does your kid need a ticket? Yes, your kid needs a ticket. That kid's walking in. That kid needs a ticket.

[C]

Okay, get a sitter.

[B]

Now the other thing is the food. There's going to be food trucks there and, and the pizza joint will be open with a limited menu.

[C]

What do you, what more do you need?

[B]

So there's food now.

[C]

So what else do people need?

[B]

They don't want to stand for that amount of time.

[C]

Okay. They need some place to sit.

[D]

Will there be chairs, Rod, in the brewery?

[B]

Rod, where am I going to sit between 3 and 7 o'?

[A]

Clock?

[C]

I will assign seats and I see.

[B]

Said, let me go check on this. Okay, here we go. Okay. Talk to Doug. Doug's like the big guy over there.

[C]

Doug.

[B]

Yes. On the chairs. You can bring a portable. You can bring a portable chair with you now tailgating. Do you think you can bring your chair and you're gonna park that thing right in front of the stage?

[C]

Don't even think.

[B]

There is an area where chairs will not be allowed. But if you want to bring a chair, apparently if it's back far enough and I, I'm told that this is all going to be explained to everyone. If you would like to bring a chair, it'll be, it'll be far back from the stage, but you will be allowed to bring a chair into this. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Now if you, if I get one email and somebody wants to bring a goddamn Lazy Boy. Okay. No, don't bring your. Do not bring a sofa.

[C]

You're not camping. That's run fest. This is the 20th anniversary party, Rod.

[B]

I want to bring a blow up mattress for my family.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, can I bring a bounce house.

[D]

And we can bounce and watch.

[C]

It's gonna be hot.

[B]

Okay, so there's gonna be opportunities to purchase food, opportunities to purchase beer, opportunities to purchase other beverages.

[C]

Yes, opportunities to piss me off.

[B]

You ask one more question, you can be clear.

[D]

Bag policies. Rod, I had that question as well.

[C]

Stop. We're Just doing.

[D]

We're doing the FAQs. I think we should knock them out.

[B]

Okay. I don't have an answer to that one.

[D]

Okay. Call Carbox.

[B]

I just asked Wizard. I'm like, can we please get a FAQ thing put together? I'm begging.

[C]

Give my number out.

[B]

I'm begging. No, I'm not having people call you.

[C]

I have things to tell them.

[B]

Now, with all that being said, would you like to go to the party?

[C]

It sounds so fun.

[B]

I'll take caller number 10 right now. 713-212-5945 live. The Rod Ryan Show. Celebrating 20 years on 945, the Buzz. The Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Stained for you. I'm not going to make you wait. Let's just go do this. Good morning. Hey, Richie. How are you? Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Don't do that.

[B]

Wait a minute. Richie didn't get through.

[C]

Richie, this isn't you. I said.

[B]

Oh, my God. I said, everybody. I said everyone, specifically said it. I said, stand down, everyone. Let Richie go. You're not Richie.

[C]

I heard you.

[B]

Who is this? Alyssa. You're calling Ted. You got him. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. You have to take Richie.

[C]

You better find him, Alyssa. You better take it.

[B]

I'm only giving you one ticket, Alyssa. Absolutely not. I'm giving you a pair of tickets to the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. It's this Saturday.

[C]

There will be chairs. You can bring a chair. There will be beer.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[C]

Thank y'.

[B]

All. You can bring a chair if you want. You can't get it close. There's going to be food there to purchase. There's going to be beers there for purchase. There'll be waters there for purchase.

[D]

There'll be a chili petting zoo.

[B]

There will not be a petting zoo.

[D]

Chili will be the only.

[C]

He'll love it. What's his idea?

[B]

Who are you going to bring? I'm gonna bring my husband. Yeah, that's why I know Richie.

[C]

Oh, your husband, Richie.

[B]

My husband's Richie. Oh, hi, Mrs. Richie. How are you? I didn't know Richie was married. Alyssa, thanks for being a great sport. We'll see you on Saturday, okay?

[A]

Thank you so much, brother Rod.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. Where are you from? West Columbia, Texas. Okay, very good. Well, I think you and your husband are going to be a great addition to our party. This is your last gig in town here to try to. This is your last chance here listening to the Rod Ryan show. We're gonna force you to listen to Us. I guess that's the. I guess that's the playbook here at the Buzz. No one else has tickets. The rest of the day it's just us. I. I just found out about that. Like, Jeremy was yelling at me. Jeremy never yells. It's like, dude, what are you doing? You're killing me.

[D]

You're sending some problems.

[B]

You're sending people to me. I don't have tickets. Only you have. Have them this week. I said, thanks, Jeremy. All right. It's exciting times. It. It really is. I mean, we're. You can tell how excited we all are and it's. It's nothing but love for. For everyone. And I understand all the questions, man. It's like people feel like they're. They really feel like they're holding on. It's got that. That golden ticket, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory feel to it, which is awesome. So, Alyssa, I'm gonna put you on hold. You are in. I have to tell you. Tomorrow, 8:01St. Emanuel, I will be at Little Woodrows Edo. I will be there. Rosie's come. Rosie's coming. They're gonna play. They're gonna plug in and play. This is like their. Their warm up gig to open things up out there at the brewery on Saturday. So come meet the guy. Rosie. They're the best, man. You know what they're doing? They're selling shot glasses. Now if you buy shot glass, they'll order you a drink and then they do like a big group shot after their shot show. Oh, fun. It's pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that like. Okay. If you buy a shot glass during the set. I hope they're doing this tomorrow. They did it the last time they played and I think that's kind of the thing now. You buy the shot glass and they're like, meet us after the show, right? And we'll fill that for you.

[C]

And then we'll all take a shot.

[B]

And we'll all do one together.

[C]

That's really cute.

[B]

I wish I would have thought of that when I was in a band. Damn it.

[C]

You would have made it. You wouldn't be here today. You'd be taking shots on the road with everyone.

[B]

Still, people would be bringing chairs to get. Come see my band.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I got an email.

[C]

Share with class.

[B]

Shift a little gears here. I think it was Derek that sent me this. Yeah, it is Rod. I went to breakfast at Cracker Barrel on the west side over the weekend with some friends. I knew when we pulled up, it was going to be packed. The wait was 25 to 40 minutes. And I was positive no one in our group group would wait. But I was wrong. My wife's friend immediately spoke up and said to the hostess, we'll wait. Okay? Without asking anyone in the group what we wanted to do. She then turns around and I was like, what else do we have to do?

[C]

Hehe.

[B]

Eat. I was secretly pissed off because I was starving and there's tons of restaurants out there next to us. If I wasn't in the group, there's no doubt I would have left. Who sits around for up to 40 minutes for a meal? Do you? BTW, 37 minutes. The longest 37 minutes of my life. And then we waited another 25 minutes for the food. Effing torture and rude for her to speak for all of us.

[C]

I don't think I'm on his side.

[B]

Here's how you eliminate. Eliminate that going out to eat with a group of people is the worst thing in the world.

[C]

It's.

[B]

It is the worst thing in the world.

[C]

It's an adventure for sure.

[B]

I'm good with another couple, Maybe two couples. I will not be at a table with more than six people. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Who's getting the bill? I'm splitting. Who's doing all of this? And it's just, Are you getting apps? Are you. Are you an all you can dream drink mimosa person? Is there dessert people at the table? It's too much to manage for me. I. I don't enjoy it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I get. I. I eliminate that before someone speaks up and said, yeah, we'll all wait 45 minutes for a table. He just thought it was a little presumptuous of her to speak for the group. She didn't even check in. Like, hey, you guys want to. You want to try somewhere else?

[C]

Yeah, but that's the move. She's not gonna go. I think it's ruder to be like, hey, who wants to wait? To turn around? You're at the front.

[B]

Front.

[C]

Hey, who wants to wait? Who wants to leave? You automatically just say, hey, we'll wait. And then that way you're on the list. And then if you all collectively decide, hey, actually, we're not going to wait. Doesn't matter. You're still in line.

[D]

I think it took a. It would have been like 30 seconds. But you guys want to wait.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Like, that's all it takes.

[C]

And you're. And then your whole. You're holding up, and then there's a line behind you.

[B]

30 seconds.

[C]

So you wait.

[D]

Rod, did you.

[C]

I don't.

[D]

Did you want to wait 30 minutes?

[B]

You guys want to wait?

[C]

That's one.

[B]

It literally.

[C]

That's one person.

[B]

Start the time timer. Start the timer. Everyone's standing around. So you guys. You guys want to wait, or you guys want to go check somewhere else? And then you're looking. You're looking. You're looking at you. You.

[C]

You're. I mean, you're assuming everyone's like, you.

[B]

Boom. Now we're 10 seconds in. You're not stalling.

[C]

I think. I think you just put it down as a. As a fail safe.

[B]

What does Cracker Barrel have by way by means of waiting?

[C]

Those little games.

[B]

Do they have an area? Because here's the other thing.

[D]

They have a store.

[C]

Country grocery store.

[B]

Okay. So can you wait in there?

[D]

They have rocket chairs.

[B]

Hang on a second. Hear me out. Where you wait means something to me as well. If I'm in the doorway and I'm ass to elbows and we're standing there and people are coming in and out, in and out.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm not waiting. I'm not waiting for 45 minutes in that shopping. Can you see the old couple? That has been done for 20 minutes.

[C]

Minutes.

[B]

Can I eyeball them while they're ordering another cup of coffee? Can I see them while I'm waiting? Because then I might stay. I'll play Alex on that one.

[C]

You can just look at them.

[B]

Yep. Can I see people? Can I see people and stare them down looking at that check setting at their table?

[C]

Can you take a chill pill? Go get on a rocking chair in the front and cool your jets?

[B]

Yeah. I don't know what the exact setup is there. I know that waiting. 45 minutes at a place.

[A]

Place.

[B]

It's almost a long time. It's almost an absolute deal breaker for me. I don't have the patience. I see you guys in these lines, you know, I don't eat fast food. I see you guys in these lines, and I see these lines at fast food places. I don't care how fast it is.

[C]

Insane.

[B]

I cannot believe you guys do that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I cannot believe the lines of people that I see. I don't care what it is. Taco Bell, if it's any of these places.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I cannot believe the lines. I know that I'm not you. I'm not a regular person that doesn't mind waiting. I really mind waiting.

[C]

I'm pretty impatient. But when I really crave something, I'll wait for the thing I want from really Craving something. I will wait for the thing I want. Also, I don't like eating with a big group of people. But, like, when my family comes to town and we're like eight people, it's just part of it. We gotta wait, we gotta park if we want to all enjoy a meal together. If we didn't make reservations. It's. It's one of the things. Things. But you know what? The joy I have sitting down with, like, my family, to me, it's worth it. Oh, wait two hours. I don't care.

[B]

It's joyless. There's no enjoyment. My family, eight people at a table. I don't care if it's family is an exception.

[D]

And like, a. If you're with a big group and, like, there's not a lot of other places to go, I can understand that.

[C]

Yeah, but like, with girlfriends and, like, friends. Nah, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm like, guys, let's go.

[B]

Correct. And this was his wife's friend. So not family, Right? Like, you were talking, right? You said, like, there was some kind of a family clause. This is his wife's friend that said, spoke up for the group will wait.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, hooker, why don't you check in with me? Because maybe we won't wait. Which, you know what? If you don't need to keep the group together, then just peel off.

[C]

Separate, conquer, and divide.

[D]

I'm just gonna bounce gang.

[B]

All right, I appreciate that. Email Lincoln park on the Buzz 94. 5 the Buzz. New music from Lincoln Park. Rod Ryan show on this Wednesday, which kind of back to Wild Card Wednesday. That is our Instagram feature. But Chili kind of stole the show and he stole the 7 o' clock hour with Where's Chili at Wednesday? Guess what? When we were watching on Facebook Live and we saw, and I think it was the dude with the. The hoodie, and he said he was number 101 and he was just gonna kind of hang out. Classic miscount. He was number 100.

[C]

He didn't want to leave.

[B]

He was told he was 101. He said, I'm just going to wait because none of you look like you can count. Which he took a gamble. What's up, brother? Rod, it turns out I was number 100 in where is Chili? Giveaway in Pearland. All I can say is, thank God for bad counting. My son is going to love this. Absolutely love the show. Keep doing what you're doing. Sock, soccer. Sock, shoe, shoe. Dude is standing there waiting, thinking, I'm not getting tickets. But I'm gonna just see just to see.

[C]

Just hope.

[B]

And again they miscounted. He stayed. He stayed and he got the tickets.

[C]

Love it. I love that he got the tickets.

[B]

Now the picture that I'm looking at right Now, Rod, I'm 102 in line, which means you're 101. Oh, that's brutal. It's brutal. Come on. See me tomorrow night, guys. Come out and see me tomorrow night. Little Woodrows in Edo. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[B]

5 Buzz Thursday blind and semi charmed life. For some reason, you just need to follow that song up with a hu at the end. Good morning. Hope you're off to a great start to your Wednesday hump day. We're back at it with Wild Card Wednesday, that is.

[C]

All right.

[B]

It's now back to our number one link today. Although a lot of people look at that Carrie Underwood link. I know you talked about that in the last Houston's headlines, but our most popular link, I still can't wrap my head around it every I mean and I rarely miss Sunday Night Football, the intro. I don't always watch the game. I always watch Carrie. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm there for that. A million dollars every time that Sunday Night Football intro airs, that goes in her pocket.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

Lots of stuff for you on the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail] 10% chance of rain, sunny skies, highs of around 91. Final time. What are Houston's headlines?

[C]

Millions of people on Florida's Gulf coast are scrambling to get out of the way of Hurricane Milton. The National Hurricane center says Milton is a catastrophic Category 4 hurricane and will be extremely dangerous when it hits Florida's Central coast either tonight or early tomorrow morning. Morning. Milton is currently at about 230 miles southwest of Tampa and the winds are at 155 miles per hour. I am looking at feeds on my Twitter where people are trying to evacuate. They only have a few options to leave out of Florida. So I 75,441I4I95 those are all jammed with people trying to leave. They are on bumper to bumper traffic. So evacuation routes are are definitely excruciating right now. A lot of gas stations on those evacuation routes have run out of fuel. The attorney for a Houston woman who recently filed suit against Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson says the matter has been settled. Woman filed the action last month against desean accusing him of sexual assault and battery, saying he Attacked her inside of an apartment in 2020 when he was a member of the Houston Texans. Watson denied the charges, and now the plaintiff's lawyer says the matter has been disposed of with a confidential settlement. Settlement.

[B]

So a big fat check was written.

[C]

Well, hush money there. Researchers in Denmark say they've created a pill that mimics the benefits of running a 10k. I want this to be real so.

[B]

Bad, I'll take a marathon's worth of pills.

[C]

Yeah. Every morning.

[B]

Because I'll never know what that feels like to run a marathon. If I could take a marathon pill. Hook me up. Yeah, you got a guy? Alex, you got a guy?

[A]

Wait.

[C]

Okay, so it doesn't come. Obviously, it doesn't come with all the benefits of actually doing the running. For example, your legs aren't going to get any stronger when you take this little pill, but you're going to grow a tail. It will trigger the release of the hormone that suppresses your appetite and another one that flushes fatty acids from your bloodstream. It'll also bring your body into a metabolic state that corresponds to running a 10k.

[B]

Okay, has this gone beyond on rat testing? I mean, can I get it? Can we get this?

[C]

We need to try to get this. But you and I.

[B]

Is it even available?

[C]

Well, I don't know. No, it doesn't say. It just tells me. It just tells me about the pill. I don't know. There's no link to get it. You know, it's gonna. Whatever website it is is gonna crash. So this is all I have for you right now. Everything I have for you is on links and guests. Please just know that the laziest part, person you know, might soon be the healthiest. So treat your lazy friends well.

[B]

Geez, what have you been doing? Popping pills? You look great.

[C]

This is a great story. In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Awareness Month, Jenna Fisher, AKA Pam from the office, revealed that she has beat the disease. She posted on IG saying she actually was diagnosed with breast cancer last December. She had to have surgery. She had to have chemotherapy, radiation. But now she is cancer free and feeling great. She said she's been able to wait until now, due to some great wigs and hats, to be able to reveal everything that's been going on with her. She also urged everyone to get checked. She said if she had waited six months longer, things could have been much worse. And then she referenced the scene from the office where Michael Scott told her to get her breasts checked because they're ticking time bags.

[B]

If there was only a place where you could donate money or maybe even even buy.

[D]

That'd be a good merch.

[B]

Maybe even buy a shirt where the money would go to breast cancer research.

[C]

Wait, what about the Rod Ryan Show Care Store Online?

[B]

You know what? Thanks for the reminder. I do know a place the Rod Ryan Show Cares Online Store. Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Our money goes to research. Please. If you haven't shopped yet, please go check out the store on Links and.

[C]

Guests Coldplay was recently on Saturday Night Live. They've been the main musical guests on SNL for eight times. Eight times. And then they've won a Grammy seven times. And their Music of the Spheres World Tour is the biggest rock tour of all time. But before they head to the UK and India in late summer 2025, Chris Martin and company will play nine stadium shows all over North America from May through July. Closest one to US El Paso.

[B]

It's still I never once in my free time will I put on a Coldplay song. I don't hate them. I just. I just don't think about them. Ever. I've seen them twice live. It's a top 10 concert experience. It really is. There's so much going on. By song four it's an experience.

[C]

It's more than a concert.

[B]

By song four it looks like the at the end of a KISS concert. There's confetti. There's huge beach balls. By song four the place is trash.

[C]

That's what I'm saying.

[B]

There's so much going on.

[C]

It's not just dudes playing music like they're gonna wow you and blow your head off.

[B]

And then you're surprised how many songs you know by them. Yeah, they're amazing live.

[C]

Then you're soundtrack band.

[B]

Then your little wristband is going off and it's blinking to the music and you feel like you're a part of something. It really is awesome.

[C]

Just like Taylor Swift. Okay, let's reckon headline.

[B]

All right, what you got over there?

[D]

In the MLB playoffs yesterday, the Mets beat the Phillies 7 to 2. The Padres got by the Dodgers 6 to 5. There's four games on the schedule today. Guardians at Tigers starts things off at 2:08. Then the Mets play the Phillies at 4, followed by Yankees against the Royals at 6. And then the Padres and Dodgers wrap things up at 8 o'.

[C]

Clock.

[D]

You can watch all of the games today on TBS, TruTV and FS1. That is what's going on in sports.

[B]

The buzz rock and alternative for Houston.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning Show 6 to.

[B]

10Am 945 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. That's Jimmy 8 World and the Middle Rod Ryan Show. I just got off the phone with, with Fonda.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She emailed me and I couldn't really make out what she was emailing. She just. She emailed me and said, I'll take. I'll take two VIP passes to the anniversary show. And. And I said, excuse me. So she ended up. I saw the, that she was calling, so I took the call during the song. I didn't know what was going to happen. She was like, yeah, I'll take those VIP passes to, to the show. And I said, what?

[A]

What?

[B]

She's like, vip. There's, there's got to be vip. I said, there, there might be some VIP area, but we've never even said that on the air. She goes, I'll take two for me and then I'll take two for Richie too. I'd like to pay it forward to him.

[C]

Oh, that's so nice. That's really nice of her to just collect her VIP and make sure.

[B]

I told her, I said, listen, I can tell you're a good soul. I can tell you you're thinking of Richie. Richie's the guy that's been to every single Chile, everything, every single ticket location that we've been to, and he just didn't get there in time. I told Fonda what I told Richie, who we talked about earlier today on the show. That's it for the tickets for me today. I don't have any more to give away on air. Apparently the guys on the show, on the station don't have any tickets. So it's just us bus this week, tomorrow night. I can only imagine what it's going to look like over there. 801, St. Emmanuel Edo. That, that, that address should ring a bell. It is now Little Woodrows. It is a beautiful location. We are going to be there signing people up to win tickets. I have 50 pair of tickets to give away. I've got Love Street Bald on tap. You heard me? Not Lift Street Blonde. Love Street Bald. Okay. Got my own little tap handle and everything. My head's on there. It's awesome. And I'll give away 50 pair of tickets. Not a first, not a first come, first serve situation. This is a raffle. Come in, get signed up and hopefully Fonda and everyone else, it will come and get signed up. Rosie's gonna be playing live. It's gonna be fun to be great. Oh, scary, scary.

[C]

Okay, now this weather, scary. You see, this weather makes me wear my Halloween stuff. I'm ready.

[D]

That hoodie.

[C]

No, underneath cuz I'm was cold.

[B]

Yeah, double hoodie.

[C]

I got my witches.

[B]

Okay. Is that a T shirt I can't see.

[C]

Girls will be girls. Witches, seance.

[B]

Gotcha.

[D]

This is radio. You kind of have to explain that to people.

[C]

Girls will be girls. Witches, seance. I said it.

[B]

Everyone knows. Two thousand Americans were asked, asked, when did you see your first scary movie? 65% of people said their first scary movie they saw before the age of 11. Guys, I was five years old when I saw Jaws. I don't know what kind of psycho parents I had. I wouldn't go swimming for two seasons after that. Two years. I wouldn't get in our pool. I told you I had an 18 foot round, rusted out above ground swimming pool in the background. Look out. The Ryans were rich. My dad's like, it's a 25 foot shark. Get in there or I'm tearing that pole down. Nice. He said Jaws will not fit in that pool. I don't care, dad, I'm not going swimming.

[C]

Yeah, he knew it wasn't safe.

[B]

I know. I begged you to take me to Jaws. You should have never taken me. You crazy.

[D]

It was your fault.

[C]

Crazy man, right?

[B]

Do you remember your first scary movie? I, I, I don't know that Jaws is thought of as a horror movie, but it's the scariest thing I ever saw.

[C]

I'll never forget it.

[B]

So that for me and then I always talk about Salem's Lot, which there's a new version of it. That's the one with the brothers, you know, floating around and I say that's the one that really ruined me on the horror genre. I watched that when I was a kid and I, I don't, I must have been around 10 or 11. It was made for TV and as I was like I'm checking out on this genre of movies and that's it. I didn't see the Jason's, the Freddy's, the nothing, the Pennywise, the guy in the sewer. I didn't see any of those because of that brother floating does you. I mean that is a core memory for me. Do you know your first scary movie?

[C]

We were at my aunt's house and my cousins, the older cousins were in the room where like the kids playroom.

[B]

About how old are you?

[C]

I'm probably around 7 or 8.

[B]

Okay. And good, good age to be watching inappropriate content.

[C]

Well they were in there and I go in there, there and they go get out Tess, get out. And I said no. What are you guys doing, huh? And they go, we're watching a scary movie. It's too scary for you. Get out. And I said, you don't tell me what to do. You're not my mom.

[A]

Really?

[B]

It doesn't sound like you. So you really changed.

[C]

So they were watching the Exorcist, and when I tell you that I was pretending to be brave the whole time, you hated it.

[B]

But you wanted to prove them wrong, that you were tough. Yeah.

[C]

My mom proceeded to pick me up later that day. Nighttime comes. I am terrified. I cannot go to sleep. I'm crying for my grandma. My mom had to drive me in the middle of the night to my grandma's house, who I was the only person comfortable enough to be comforted by. My grandma would get up to pee. I would get up to pee. I would go with her. I did not leave her side for probably 48 hours.

[B]

I pissed 13 times in Jaws. Jaws is an hour and a half long. When we got home, for some reason, my dad took sue, and then my dad. I'm sorry. My mom took sue the day before, and then my dad took me. We come in, my dad slams the door. It's like, goddamn kid was in the bathroom the whole time. I didn't even see the movie. Every time, dad, I gotta pee. That music is probably played 13 times. Da, da. I gotta pee. Dad. We gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. I got up. I told him he had to take me pee. I was fine.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Remember it?

[C]

Terrified again.

[B]

Core memory, five years old. I remember. What do you remember? Your first scary movie?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And about how old you are. It was probably like 2000.

[D]

It was like early 2000s. But my friends Mike and Mitch had the Blair Witch. And they told me, like, we thought it was a real movie.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Like, they found this, and it was like, their dad, their stepdad's movie. And we watched that and we're like, this is crazy. The terrifying.

[B]

The.

[D]

But I thought that really happened to people. So for, like, the underground years, just believed it.

[B]

The underground guerilla marketing of Blair Witch Project will never be duplicated. Right. It will never happen again. The Internet was pretty new.

[D]

This is a home movie, bro.

[B]

And everyone thought it was real.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's how they pitched it to me.

[B]

Dude.

[D]

This guy had. He saw a ghost. Like, there's no way. There's no real ghost. But it was then we watched it, and we're like, what that hell is this?

[B]

But we knew it was coming. Like, what is this Blair Witch thing? Oh, my God, this is going to be the craziest thing ever. And I remember for months people talking about it in the infancy of the Internet. What is this Blair Witch thing? If you weren't talking about it, you're just like, dude, do you even live on this planet, bro?

[C]

It was like a home video footage movie.

[B]

But nobody had answers. Nobody really knew what it was, but it was just so unbelievably. We didn't use the term viral, but it was so crazy viral before it was ever talked about. Chili, do you remember your first scary movie?

[C]

Oh, he's back.

[B]

Oh, he's probably. You're probably plating up all of our treats. Yeah, don't. You don't gotta put together a full charcuterie board, dude. Just. Yeah, let's bring it in. What you got? You know, we'll eat it right out of the bag.

[A]

I'm gonna give you all my bills. That's all you getting?

[B]

What? Do you remember your first scary movie and how old you were?

[A]

I think he might have been the exorcism. Yeah. And I was like, seven, eight.

[B]

That's a hell of a movie for people to see for the first time. My mom. My mom. Mom went to go see it in the theaters by herself. Yeah, she knew better. She didn't take any kids to that one. I remember her story. She smuggled in a peach, okay. Probably wrapped in foil in a purse.

[C]

So she wouldn't have to spend money at theater.

[B]

She ate half of it, okay? That was it. She couldn't finish it.

[C]

Dude. And my cousin finish a peach. My cousins were like, laughing, you know, because there's pea soup and it's like a girl scary main character. And they're like. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not scared.

[D]

Of this at all.

[C]

So scary.

[B]

Chili, could we get. This would be a fun thing on Facebook later. And then maybe we could even review it tomorrow. Can you make one of those things? Like, hey, what was your first scary movie that you saw? And how old were you?

[A]

I'm too scared to do it.

[B]

I would love to see people because it, you know, it's going to represent people of all ages.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, and it's like, you know, I imagine people saw Freddy, you know, for the first time.

[C]

That was scary, too.

[B]

Nightmare on Elm Street. That's somebody's. That's got to be somebody's first. All those movies have to be firsts for. For people that are listening.

[D]

The Haunted Mansion.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[D]

That's really what spooked me out.

[B]

All Right, guys. A chance of some alternative income. Good luck. 94. 5 the buzz. Welcome back. Rod Ryan show. Got Monster Jam tickets for you coming up. That's not until another show. We got plenty of time before we get there. But four pack of tickets with pit passes to Monster Jam October 19th. NRG Stadium with all those brand new superhero trucks. And then what is it? Sparkle Smash. It's like this rainbowy unicorny thing that.

[C]

Saw it in the commercial.

[B]

Cannot believe that it took them this long to come up with that. Yeah. London is so excited about seeing that truck. So we'll have some tickets for you coming up on know the show online. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the mud. Okay. What you got?

[D]

Today's AOL is called crayon Tan.

[B]

What?

[D]

Cray Crayon Town.

[B]

Crayons Crown Town. I'm working on that. In my old age to pronounce crayons.

[D]

So you will be able to draw or color with crayons with anyone online. With a bunch of strangers online. Right now I'm coloring with nine other random people.

[C]

Looks hectic.

[D]

Well, it is. And then also a lot of people have my. My idea is. Well, I'm just coloring with everybody else. I'm obviously gonna draw, you knows, and I did. And then I drilled D&B, D's and B's. Turns out I wasn't the only one. So then. Then they changed the page and you can. You can refresh the page and then you just start everybody over again. And then everybody dress the same kind of stuff. So go check it out and kill some time today. It's like. Was it Spaghetti warehouse? Warehouse where you just got to draw on the tablecloth.

[B]

Oh, it might have been. The only thing I remember is every spaghetti warehouse always claimed to be haunted. They were haunted in every city, by the way. It was just.

[D]

It's a thing in the hype.

[C]

Because ghosts love spaghetti.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

But go check it out. Crayon Town at the world famous Rodrigo.

[B]

Page@The buzz.com Crayons wishing you and yours a happy zombie. The apocalypse. The Rod ryan show on 94. Five the buzz. 94. Five the buzz. It's nirvana and all apologies. Rod Ryan show. 928. Did Chili bring us treats?

[C]

No. Unless Chili's fake name is Roy F. Because Roy F. He's delivered to us.

[B]

Roy sent me some sort of an email, like with a receipt. I didn't know what he was talking about. Did he send us treats?

[C]

Yeah, look, he brought us Shipley's. He got us and chocolate Donuts and donut holes. Not chili. He said chili cannot have these.

[B]

You put that in the camera so Chili can see I want chili.

[C]

What a treat looks like.

[B]

I don't know if Chili knows what treats look like. Chili, open that box. I don't know if Chili knows what a treat looks like.

[D]

You know, working today, guys, it's.

[C]

Shut up.

[B]

English is his second language, so treats might not translate to.

[C]

He's American.

[B]

Guatemala.

[A]

Here, Guatem.

[B]

Hey, Chili. These are treats in here.

[A]

No, that's food. A treat is like candies, like candy.

[C]

Corn, like you ate yesterday.

[A]

Yeah, y' all have candy corn right there in the studio. So that's why I didn't buy any treats.

[B]

We have to save it for the next couple of weeks for the Chili Brown game. I can't eat those. So everybody is. For some reason, Radio wizard comes walking in here and he starts eating. I'm like, bro. Munching on like a parent. I'm like, get out of there. Those are for the game.

[A]

I was like, dude, eat as many as you want.

[D]

Scuba.

[A]

Eat as many as you want, bro.

[B]

All right, Chili. Welcome back. How was it out there today, dude?

[A]

It was crazy. It was fun.

[B]

You guys miscounted again. I saw one.

[A]

No, no, 101.

[B]

The guy in the hoodie said he was 100.

[A]

No, he was 101.

[B]

What happened when it happened happened was.

[A]

There was two girls in line, and Marvin counted them both, but they were together. So the lady was like, oh, no, I don't need one. She's already taken me. So then that's how he ended up getting 101.

[B]

Oh, that's a lucky son of a. Right there.

[A]

Yes, he was. So I got video. Actually, I do have video of him finding out that he's the 100. The hundredth person, and he's getting tickets.

[B]

That's all right.

[A]

I was gonna post it on social media, but since you said that I didn't bring you treats or anything, then I. I shouldn't have to post it then.

[B]

Well, I mean, I never said that. Well, then let's get to the bottom of this. I said you didn't bring us treats.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did I lie?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. So then I was. I was just throwing truth bombs out on the air.

[D]

My credit card. Yeah, here's my card.

[C]

Did you give him the Jeep?

[D]

Are on me?

[A]

Yeah, I'm still waiting for that Jeep.

[B]

If I helps. If you think that at any point a good idea includes handing Chili your credit card and him leaving campus, gave.

[D]

Him all of these tickets to get hurt.

[A]

That hurts right there, Rod. That hurts.

[B]

Okay, he's coming back with Cubans. And I don't mean just cigars. He's coming back with Cubans and sandwiches.

[A]

That's treats.

[B]

We can roll our own cigars. All right, well, we have Roy to thank for the treats.

[C]

Roy F. You are a gem. Thank you.

[A]

Tessa. You're sponsored by a ship. Please, you don't never bring us ship. Please.

[C]

I literally have video of me bringing. Of me bringing you, Shipley, so shut.

[A]

Up while you stuttering.

[C]

So I did it.

[B]

So I have.

[C]

You're ugly.

[B]

So I have it up on links and guests. And I was so disappointed. I thought this was a really, really cool idea until Tessa in Houston's headlines said that there's only going to be 10 Spirit Halloween stores that are going to morph into Christmas pop up stores. Everybody knows what spirit Halloween is, of course. Okay. They kind of. They move into, like, vacant storefronts all across the country every fall. Usually it's old bookstores. You know, Barnes and Nobles really didn't work out very well. Books a million. Remember them? Basically, bam.

[A]

Bam.

[B]

That was their ticker on the stock market. Books a million.

[D]

How'd they go out of business with that?

[B]

Bam. Bam. I don't think he's in business anymore. At least the brick and mortar isn't. I mean, Amazon took out all this.

[D]

Brick and mortar is also bam.

[B]

What? Yeah, brick and mortar. So these spirit Halloween stores that pop up everywhere, somebody had the brilliant idea, and I'm not being sarcastic, a brilliant idea to morph those into Christmas stores. Stores you've already. You're already paying for the rent. And normally they pack up and they're out of there. They are out of there November 1st. Okay. It's crazy how quickly they can pack up and get out.

[D]

Have you ever been to one on Halloween?

[B]

Never been to a spirit on Halloween. No.

[D]

It's just naked. There's nothing there. It's just been absolutely, like, through. Like it's open, but, like, all the crap's gone. Like, when they run out of stock, they don't order more.

[B]

Yeah, they gotta time it out.

[D]

Whatever.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because then, you know, you're. You're. You're dealing with last year's con. You know, you gotta hold. You gotta store that stuff and you gotta deal with all that. You want to sell everything.

[D]

Even on Halloween, they're like, just get the hell out of our store, please.

[B]

There will be 10 spirit Christmas shops opening up in early November. And they're gonna stay open, obviously. Through the holiday season. New Jersey's getting the first one. Looks like up in Connecticut. New York, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania. Why are we not getting one? There's Santa Claus. There's gonna be a giant winking Santa Claus. They've already got this, okay. Real Santa on a schedule so the kids can tell them what they want. All the holiday decor, apparel, inflatables, gift stocking stuffers, life size gingerbread village that you can stroll through.

[C]

Wow, that sounds lovely.

[B]

Now, hang on. I get it. You go in there, you get a deal on a place that closed down down. And. And you sell Halloween stuff. You morph it into Christmas. Now you're open from. When do spirit Halloween's open. September.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So now you're going September to January. If you could just.

[D]

Fireworks.

[B]

If you could. And then if you. If you added in the firework.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

To the place that you sold fireworks. But that's not. But that Northeast. They're not. They're illegal. There's not another holiday. You can't have like spirit Easter. You can't. Right? Spirit.

[D]

Spirit.

[C]

Spirit Valentine January.

[D]

And they just don't sell alcohol.

[B]

Spirit Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Could you.

[D]

What would you sell?

[B]

MLK posters and the speeches. Speech. The speech.

[D]

All the speeches.

[C]

Speech.

[D]

Post engraved on different kinds of, like medals.

[B]

Okay. I'm just trying. I'm trying to get a deal year round.

[D]

You'd have a bus outside of the MLK thing and you would not get.

[B]

On that bus starting, starting January. Give me two days to turn the place around. Starting January 2nd. Pickleball courts. You do pickleball up until you do spirit Halloween and spirit Christmas. And then now you got that place for the year packed.

[C]

I think the whole thing is to not pay rent for most of the year.

[D]

Yeah, but now that you already are.

[C]

It's a business.

[B]

You may keep paying, but if you're.

[C]

If you're banking just for the last quarter. If you're clear, you get out, you get in and you get out. You move your jab, you stick your mouth.

[B]

Move. Are we missing a holiday? Labor Day. Can you do a spirit Labor Day?

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Day?

[D]

Indigenous People's Day.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's coming up.

[C]

Sell steaks and steaks.

[D]

Election day. You have. Have I got it?

[B]

Everyone in the country is going to want it. You could at least milk it for a whole month. Spirit San Jacinto Day. You know they're going to want to celebrate that in the Northeast.

[C]

Dude, you shouldn't say these great ideas on the radio. Someone's going to take.

[D]

What about A spirit polling location. It's important to get out and vote. Why don't they just open it up to the polls?

[B]

And it does seem like there's nonstop elections now. I feel like elections used to be every four years. I know there's midterms, but I feel.

[D]

Like every month I vote every Tuesday.

[B]

Do you? Okay, that's great.

[D]

I don't know what I'm voting for, but I'm voting for stuff.

[B]

Sorry they're not coming to us here, but I think it's going to work. And I bet you are. We're going to change our tuned next year. We'll be talking about spirit Christmas stores here in Texas. The Rod ryan show, celebrating 20 years on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. 9:38.

[D]

What do you think Ramon Ayala is up to right. Right now?

[B]

On the road again.

[D]

Is he alive?

[B]

I don't know. I'm not even sure.

[D]

Look that up.

[B]

I'm not even. What is that? Is it a. Is it a TV show? What? What is Ramon?

[C]

Ramona is a singer. A singer?

[B]

Uhhuh. Oh, from coco.

[D]

Still alive. 78.

[B]

No. Oh, still going strong. Not from Coco. Oh, he's from.

[D]

Monterey, Nueva Leon.

[B]

Oh. Well, there was a beloved singer in Coco that passed away. That's what I was wondering. He was like a ghost. Oh, no. And he was still singing. But then he stole all this.

[C]

Oh, that was Dominguez. Yeah.

[B]

He stole all the songs from Coco's grandpa. Yeah, I know the story of Coco.

[C]

The ghost, not related to the guy.

[B]

That became famous, stole the song. This is a. He was a thief Disney Pixar movie. I don't know which one it is.

[D]

I'll probably see this in the coming years.

[B]

So Coco's great. Coco. It's funny when you watch these, there are some that are just, okay, not that great.

[D]

What's the worst?

[B]

The Disney and the Pixar stuff moving forward, they're all pretty good. I mean, they're well written and they do put some things in there that kids won't understand that, you know, parents will kind of appreciate the. The worst comes to the other shows like Cocomelon. When your kid starts watching Coco Melon. That's the worst because everything is sung. Everything is sung to like Twinkle, twinkle little Star. It's like, you know, time to go outside. Everything is sung. It's the worst. And then Blippi. My kid had a blippi like a moment for about an era.

[C]

She was in her Blippi era about Six months.

[B]

There was a lot of blippi going on, and I could not stand that idiot on the tv. I couldn't. Yeah, yeah. The Disney stuff is all good.

[D]

All we got right now is dancing fruit. Just go to YouTube. It's just a bunch of fruit with, like, techno music.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And she'll just stare at that.

[B]

That's awesome.

[D]

It's pretty sick.

[B]

How old is your kid now? Four months.

[C]

Why did you say it like that? Question mark.

[D]

He said four months on the fifth. On the 15th, she's four months.

[B]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[D]

So I just round up. She's four months.

[B]

Are you doing anything like a monthly, weekly type of picture to show her growth? Are you doing, like, sometimes, you know, parents will do that for the first year.

[D]

Like, you get the mat and you're like, this month? This month?

[B]

Yeah, the best.

[D]

We didn't do that. We did. Somebody gave her a really cool, like, sweater that she'll probably be able to wear when she's like, one or so. Just has an E on it. And so every month, we just put her in that sweater and she's progressively fitting into it better.

[B]

Better. Yeah. A friend of mine bought me, like, a little chair that said London on it. And we just. Just, you know, a couple. First couple months, you know, they're just gelatinous things. Yeah. So you just, like, throw it around the chair and take a picture. So we. So that was kind of cool. We did that every month. The best one I saw was pizza. I saw one piece of pizza. You see the pizza one? Then finally it was a year, and it was a full pie.

[D]

And I had a good friend that was doing that with his kid, and I was like, I can't copy.

[B]

Oh, somebody's doing the pizza.

[D]

Doing that. And I was like, he's gonna. Alex stole my thing. Even though I'm sure he saw it somewhere else, too.

[B]

What, are you giving away another show over there?

[A]

I have.

[C]

Have a pair of. Well, actually a four pack of tickets with pit passes to Monster Jam.

[B]

I know.

[C]

Big prize.

[D]

See Super Sparkles out there.

[C]

Sparkle Smash Smash.

[B]

My bad. All I care about is the ride. Ryan Truck.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Rod Ryan Show. Monster Jam Truck. Sparkle Smash Amazing Spider Man, Iron Man, Black Panther, and Thor. These are all debuting here in Texas at. At our show. At our show. And. And then again, it's the Houston premiere of the all new Sparkle Smash Monster Jam Truck. All right, four pack with pit. We'll be down in the pits. You can come over and say hello and get the pictures and all that stuff. We'll have a question for you on the Flip. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative all day, and the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[C]

94. 5 the buzz.

[B]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. It's time for another show. Let's do it. Okay, for a four pack of tickets with pit passes to Monster Jam, October 19, NRG Stadium. Listen carefully. What's your question?

[C]

Okay, someone tell me who could not. They were in the academy parking lot for the tickets this morning, but they could not exit. They. They couldn't get the tickets. Tell me why. Tell me why.

[D]

This is a mean question.

[C]

No, this. This, to me, was the best story of the day because it just proved the dedication of some people. And she just wanted to watch. She just wanted to see what was going on.

[B]

Okay, so not Richie.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[C]

No, not Richie.

[B]

This isn't Richie.

[C]

No, this isn't Richie.

[B]

So ask your question again so that I know that and everybody knows it's.

[C]

Not Richie who pulled up to witness the ticket giveaway. They couldn't get off of their vehicle. They could not leave their vehicle. Tell me who it was and why they couldn't leave their vehicle, and I will give you the monster jail for pack.

[B]

I don't think we said a name.

[C]

No, there wasn't a name. But there's a situation, and if you know, and if you're listening to the show, you know it.

[B]

713-212-5945.

[A]

Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio.

[C]

Getting 94.5 the bus station from iHeartRadio.

[B]

The Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. That's Rise against savior, Rod Ryan show on a Wednesday, which started out as a wild card Wednesday. Then it was where yet Chili Wednesday, and then it went back to Wild Car Wednesday. Now we're on another show. All right. Sunny skies, 10 chance of rain high of around 90. It was nice this morning. Man, we were hovering in the lower 60s this morning. I guess that's our cold front. It's now time for Come on know the show on 94. 5. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Who's on the phone?

[A]

Hello.

[B]

Hi. How's Barry? Hey, Barry. How are you today?

[C]

Doing pretty good, brother.

[D]

Rod, how are y'?

[B]

All? I'm great. Thank you for asking. Barry. Barry, let's see if we can get you into Monster Jam. Tessa, what's your question?

[C]

Barry, tell me who pulled up at the ticket giveaway this morning and witnessed the whole thing.

[A]

The Bus driver that couldn't get out of the bus because she might get fired.

[B]

Yeah, she just. She showed up just to watch Chili in action, which, believe me, I've seen it before. I. Sometimes I stop myself and I realize, rod, you're staring. I just watched Chili do his work.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And that's what she wanted to do. She wanted to see Chili in the wild doing his thing. She emailed right after Chili got done talking to us on the air, Facebook Live. He said, look at this, dude. There's a school bus just scouting us out. He couldn't see from there if there were kids on the bus. It wasn't short. It was right after that that she sent me a picture. She said, hey, I'm in the school bus. I'm just watching. I want to be there so bad. I'm thinking of leaving my post, but I'm not because I'll be fired. Another school bus driver said, rod, same. I was thinking of taking the kids on a field trip today to go get tickets. So, yeah, shout out to all of our bus drivers out there.

[C]

We love you.

[B]

They're already in their buses, and they're like, I can't take part in this. Well, you can all come out and join me. There's no bus parking over at Little Woodrows, but hopefully you're on your free time. You can come. Come out and see me tomorrow. Please hook Barry up.

[C]

Barry, I'm gonna give you a four pack of tickets to Monster Jam. This comes with pit passes at NRG October 19th. Congratulations, dude.

[B]

All right, thank you. Y' all have a good day. Thank you, Barry. All right, former fresh fish Josh. He beat fresh Nate this morning. Nate. Nate had played before. Oh, didn't really do much. It's not. It's Nate. Not so great. It's not so great, Nate.

[C]

Not so great, actually.

[B]

Not so great. Nate moving forward. Sorry, Nate, but Josh is gonna go. Who was truly a fresh fish. He won. He's gonna go for win number two tomorrow. Fresh out of bed. Head to head challenge. We play every morning at 6:20. Thank you, Chili. Man of the people. He's out there. We tried to answer a few questions. I've asked for an FAQ thing to put together. I guess you can bring chairs now to the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. You can bring, like, fold up chairs. You're not gonna get them close to the stage. Stage, though, there's a.

[C]

There's.

[B]

There's an area where it's like chairs stop right here. But it might be worth it, man. You're out there for a long time. There's gonna be food trucks out there. It's gonna be a limited menu in the pizza joint. So there will be some food out there that you can purchase. Okay? Wild card Wednesday. Kerry Underwood was the number one link today. Carrie was the number one wildcard. Wednesday was number two throwback Thursday. Tomorrow read my lips. Alex takes the on Tessa, your favorite. It'll be fix to gram Thursday we'll have another pair of tickets for you for the Rod Ryan show 20th anniversary party. Up next, non stop nooner. Jeremy has pick your tickets. Not anniversary show tickets, but he's got great tickets for you. You can give you a choice to pick Those in the 1 o' clock hour golf tournament. We do need some more sponsors. I got one guy that emailed me had a question. Maybe we can turn it into something. But yeah, there's some sponsorship opportunities that I would love to get you involved with with the golf tournament. I know we're focused on this party, but Tessa's on Houston Life today at one o'. Clock. That's it. That's it guys. Tomorrow I'll talk about it even more. But Chile created an event page on our Facebook page, 801St. Emanuel. Tomorrow night I'm bringing 50 pair of tickets with me to the Little Woodrows in Edo with Rosie playing live. That's your next big big. That's your next and last big opportunity to get in on tickets. Have an awesome Wednesday everybody. AMF well wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail].