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The Rod Ryan Show – March 23, 2026 (Full Show Recap)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show, broadcast live on 94.5 The Buzz in Houston, kicks off the work week with a high-energy MILF Monday. The show blends local news, pop culture, lively games, and listener engagement through recurring segments like the "Monday Selfie" contest and the "Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head" game. Major themes in today’s show include a deadly incident at LaGuardia Airport, a lively debate over the greatest rock band logo of all time, rodeo and concert recaps, trending news, and insights into tech (like sleep tracker obsessions). The crew keeps things upbeat, mixing humor, audience calls, and a genuine sense of camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kicking off MILF Monday & Monday Selfies

• The show rallies the listeners to post selfies on their Facebook page with the chance to win $100, sponsored by Shell FCU.
• Notable trend: only two weeks left for the Monday Selfie contest.
• Engagement remains extremely high, with hundreds sending in selfies and some using new face-morphing filters.

Quote:

• “All right, let's go. Wakey wakey, hands off snakey. Rod Ryan show checking in on this MILF Monday. We only got a couple more weeks of #MondaySelfie." — Rod, 03:18

2. Houston & National News Highlights

• LaGuardia Airport: Closed after a tragic plane vs. fire truck runway accident, resulting in two pilot deaths. It's the top trending hard news story, with extended ground stops expected.
• Government Shutdown: Ongoing for its sixth week, leading to ICE agents supplementing TSA at airports amid staff shortages.
• Iran Tensions: President Trump issues a 48-hour ultimatum regarding the Strait of Hormuz, later postpones strikes to pursue “productive talks to end the war.”
• Meteor Near Houston: Residents in Katy, Cypress, and beyond experience shockwaves and sonic booms from a 1-ton meteor entering the atmosphere on Saturday.
• Speed Friending Trend: Post-pandemic loneliness gives rise to speed-friending events for adults looking to make new friends.
• Chuck Norris: Tributes pour in after the Hollywood icon passes away at 86.
• Dave Grohl Therapy: Dave Grohl reveals he’s attended therapy 6 days a week for 70 weeks (430 sessions) in response to personal fallout.

Quote:

• “Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the ground down.” — Rod, recounting a Chuck Norris joke, 73:10

3. Sports Recap

• NCAA Tournament (March Madness): U of H, UT, and Illinois move forward after major upsets and victories; "My brackets are busted!" becomes the office refrain.
• NBA: Houston Rockets return to action, face the Bulls tonight (broadcast on sister station Sports Talk 790).
• MLB: Astros close spring training with a loss, get ready for season opener against the Angels at Dyken Park.
• Rodeo: Recap of record-setting concert night with Cody Johnson, surpassing attendance records even set by George Strait.

Quote:

• “Texas Tech got their ass whipped.” — Alex, 07:58

4. Games and Listener Engagement

Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head

• Epic round featuring Five-Time Hall-of-Famer "Big Bad Brad" vs. returning player Eddie.
• Eddie, absent for two years, beats Brad, leading to high energy and celebratory banter.
• Prize: Rockets tickets.

Timestamps:

• Start: [23:11]
• Climax: [26:57] “Brad was cut off all weekend for nothing.”

Texas Hammer Game

• Listeners guess songs based on dramatic reading by the “Texas Hammer” (attorney Jim Adler).
• Winner: Josh, who correctly identified "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down.
• Prize: Tickets to Godsmack, STP, and Dorothy at The Woodlands.

Timestamp: [57:46]

Know the Show

• Daily trivia based on the show, such as Chili’s car adventures.
• Prize: Dave Matthews Band tickets.

Fun Fact Flashback & Flash Trivia

• Engaging, light-hearted roundups including unique info (e.g., Vanna White’s 8,000+ unique Wheel of Fortune outfits).

Quote:

• “Vanna White has worn over 8,000 different outfits on the Wheel of Fortune. No repeats.” — Rod, 30:24

5. Trending Topics and Viral Debates

• Greatest Rock Band Logo of All Time: Rolling Stones’ tongue is the consensus, with strong representation for Grateful Dead, Metallica, Wu Tang Clan, Van Halen, and more. The debate spills into Facebook, generating major listener participation.
• Monday Hate: Citing surveys, Monday is the universally least-liked day—even for retirees.
• Obsession with Sleep Trackers: Segment on the tech trend of obsessing over sleep data, termed “orthosomnia”—listeners and hosts alike express both enthusiasm and concern.

Quote:

• “People are now starting to get obsessive about the numbers. And it's doing the opposite. There's a name for it: orthosomnia.” — Rod, [89:22]

6. Personal Stories & Show Banter

• Rod teases co-hosts about Monday fatigue, yet tries to “turn it on its side” and find the week's bright spots.
• Listener Angie calls in and chats about her job as a personal chef, her signature braised short ribs, and navigating foggy Houston commutes.
• Chili's "Six Picks": Hilarious photo segment featuring Chili in a 1971 Volkswagen Bug (full story emerges of "fleet" issues), a beer pic deemed "art," and a wing-eating ritual worthy of playground nostalgia.

Quote:

• “You fit just fine, dude... It’s like clowns coming out of a car." — Rod to Chili about the VW Bug, [50:52]

7. Concert Announcements & Ticket Giveaways

• 311 & Dirty Heads: Announced at [112:56] – August 23 at the Woodlands Pavilion. Immediate live giveaway of first set of tickets.
• Flyleaf: Tix for their July 25 show at Bayou Music Center up for grabs.
• Dave Matthews Band: Kicking off their tour in Houston on May 8. Tickets distributed via the “Know the Show” segment.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Monday’s reputation:

  • “It doesn't get any better. Like Mondays always suck.” — Rod, [06:13]

• On band logos:

  • “I just think it's inarguable that the Rolling Stones have the greatest, most recognizable band logo of all time.” — Rod, [44:19]

• On friendship:

  • “20% say they don't have any friends. That blows my mind, and it's so sad. Technology, social media... all these reasons why people say they don’t have actual human being friends.” — Rod, [40:30]

• On Chili’s car saga:

  • “Chili's whole fleet of trucks is...Where did this Bug come from?” — Rod, [51:01]

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Important Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|---------------| | Show begins, Monday selfie intro | [03:18] | | Top news (LaGuardia, meteor, Iran) | [04:31]–[06:13]| | NCAA sports & Astros | [07:28]–[08:17]| | Fresh Out of Bed Head to Head game | [23:11]–[27:36]| | Fun facts: Rodeo dirt, Vanna White | [29:14]–[31:11]| | Texas Hammer game | [57:46]–[59:57]| | Sleep tracker obsession discussion | [86:24]–[91:10]| | Concert announcement: 311 & Dirty Heads | [112:56]–[114:38]| | Chili’s Six Picks/photo banter | [50:27]–[54:42]| | Candy & Easter banter | [121:03]–[127:08]|

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Show Tone & Style

• Language & Tone: Lighthearted, humorous, colloquial, topical–blending irreverence with warmth and moments of earnest dialogue.
• Audience Engagement: High; listener calls, social media contests, real-time debates.
• Team Dynamic: Teasing, friendly competition, and stories from real life in Houston.
• Houston-Focused: Local context, hometown events and personalities, and a “listener as family” approach.

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Episode Takeaways

• Politicians, pop icons, and pilots dominated the news, but the show’s camaraderie, humor, and community participation kept Monday’s energy lively.
• Music & concerts remain a heartbeat for the show, reflected in giveaways, games, and deep-dive debates on enduring topics like band logos.
• Listener voices—from audience selfies to on-air banter—shape the content, fostering a genuine interactive relationship.
• The Rod Ryan Show continues to provide a mix of entertainment, local relevance, and listener-centered fun as a morning touchstone for Houston.

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For a dose of Monday motivation (or commiseration), new music announcements, and a finger on both Houston’s and pop culture’s pulse, this episode is a quintessential Rod Ryan Show experience.

Transcript

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Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. All right, let's go. Wakey wakey. Hands off snakey. Rod Ryan show. Checking in on this MILF Monday. We only got a couple more weeks of hashtag Monday selfie. Want to see you guys today. Drop a selfie on our Facebook page. You might win 100 bucks from our friends over at Shell Federal Credit Union. Five time hall of famer, Big Bad Brad going for win number three of the fresh out of bed head to head. Wow. Rockets tickets going to the winner today. Interesting. Young the Giant tickets in homeroom. They're playing the 713 Music hall on July 9th. We'll get you in the Texas Hammer game for God smack. Tickets don't for STP and Dorothy are on that bill. It's a great triple bill. May 30th out there at the Woodlands Texas Hammer game. 720 concert announcement coming your way at 9 o' clock today. I have written down here, Chili, six picks today. Can't wait to hear about that. 20% chance of rain, partly cloudy, high of 63. Good morning, Mo. What you got for Houston's headlines? Good morning.

[B]

We're waking up to news that LaGuardia Airport in New York is closed. Two pilots died after a plane crashed into an emergency vehicle late last night. The video's horrific.

[A]

Oh, this is the one where it hit the fire truck. Oh, man.

[B]

Ground stop. They're expected to last into the afternoon. And you know what a busy airport that is, especially on a Monday morning. Today also at the airports. Ice agents are heading to airports across the country. Obviously the partial government shutdown drags into its sixth week TSA staffing shortages causing major delays for travelers. These ice people are going to ice agents are going to cover the entrances and exits. So the free the TSA officers that are that know how to do the screening process, they're still going to be the ones doing the actual screening if that helps out.

[A]

Okay.

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It speeds things up. Talk of the town meteor, which feels weird to say, roughly 3ft across, weighing about 1 ton, entered Earth's atmosphere about 35,000 miles per hour. It entered on Saturday. Cypress Katy, Cinco Ranch. There were reports around Wharton and beyond. Folks say they felt their home shake and some heard loud sonic booms. Our meteor about one ton, the one that was earlier last week in Ohio, around seven tons.

[A]

Wow.

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Why are these happening?

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Ground control? I don't know either.

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I don't know. Happy Monday. Or not. A new poll asked people's opinions on the days of the week and not surprisingly, the least popular day by far was Monday. It ranked last even A among retired people who don't have to go back to work today.

[A]

It doesn't get any better. Like Mondays always suck.

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It's what the study says. Only 42% of employed Americans have a favorable opinion of a Monday. I think we're doing okay. Today's good. As you've no doubt heard by now, Chuck Norris passed away Friday morning in Hawaii. He was 86. His family said he was surrounded by his family and was at peace. Lots of people spoke out over the weekend, lots of his famous friends. I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger say Chuck was an icon, a badass in real life and in Hollywood. Sylvester Stallone said he was all American in every way. Even Jean Claude Van Damme who trained with Chuck in the early 80s, said, I've always respected the man he was. And last but not least, kind of interesting, the Dave Grohl speaking out about his therapy he's been going through, opening up for the first time about the fallout from his 20244 affair. He's been going to therapy six days a week for 70 weeks. That's 430 sessions. A lot of money, a lot. Six days a week. It's helping him become a better communicator, among other things. Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it, Alex. The second round of the NCAA tournament

[C]

wrapped up yesterday, so notable highlights from round two include U of H taking care of Texas A and M on Saturday, UT getting an upset of Gonzaga Saturday night. And then Iowa took out number one seeded Florida yesterday and Alabama blew out Texas Tech last night. Texas Tech got their ass whipped. U of h, Illinois and UT and Purdue are the matchups for the Sweet 16 here locally in the NBA, rockets are back in action tonight. They didn't lose over the weekend. That was kind of cool. They're going to play the Bulls on the road.

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Tip.

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I was at 7. You can listen to the game on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And in baseball, the Astros wrapped up spring training yesterday with a 32 loss to the Cardinals.

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Doesn't matter.

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It doesn't count. They're gonna open up the regular season on Thursday when they host the Angels at Dyken park for opening day. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

All right, let's go guys. I want to see your faces on our Facebook page. Hashtag Monday selfie is back. Two more weeks of it right now. I need the first phone call though, if you want in 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. It is Ryan Seacrest here. There was a recent social media trend which consisted of flying on a plane with no music, no movies, no entertainment. But a better trend would be going to chumbacasino.com it's like having a mini social casino in your pocket. Chumba Casino has over a hundred online casino style games, all absolutely free. It's the most fun you can have online and on a plane. So grab your free welcome bonus [e-mail] sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary vgw group void where prohibited by law 21 terms and conditions apply.

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[B]

Why?

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What? Because you had to go back to work? I guess.

[C]

And like I just had a fun weekend and I'm hungover.

[A]

No, retired people said Mondays are the worst.

[C]

You think about like. Remember when I had to go to work?

[B]

Maybe.

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Yes, I guess. Good morning everybody. Listen, I'm trying to turn this whole thing on its side.

[C]

I look forward to coming in today.

[A]

Me too. Come on, Chili. Six picks. I can't wait. Really? Why? I can't wait. And then hashtag Monday selfies. A lot of pictures. I sent a lot of links over to him. We're going to have a good time today, guys. When is it not a good time? When the Texas Hammer game is played at 7:20. It's always a good time, right? Five time hall of famer, Big bad Brad. He's excited. He's got. He's gonna try to go to win. Make it win. Number three in the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Fun facts today, concert announcement at nine o', clock, guys. Yeah, it's good, it's good. It's gonna be fine. 20 chance of rain, partly cloudy. Highs today. That ain't right. It's 64 out there right now. What's the high today? 90, 80. I think these are. Oh, these might be high of 86.

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Okay.

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All right. All right. Phone lines are ringing. People are up.

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It's now Time for the first phone call of the day.

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Let's say hi to Angie. Angie, good morning. Hi. Good morning. Thank you for taking my call. Thank you.

[C]

Crazy.

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Thank you for calling. It's crazy that you picked up the phone and called us today. Listen, my thing today, I'm gonna let you do your thing. My thing today is I'm not feeding into the Monday sucks thing. Okay? I'm not feeding into it. Mondays don't suck. Mondays are just another day of the week. I know it's not as cool as Friday, but we're gonna get through this Monday together. Angie, I need you. I need you to help me get through this Monday. Okay?

[B]

We can do it.

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I'm with you. I don't mind Mondays either. It's not the hardest day of the week for me. What's the hardest day for you? Thursday.

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Thursday.

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I kind of like Thursdays.

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I like Thursdays as well.

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I like Tuesdays.

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Thursdays.

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Tuesdays do suck.

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Yeah, they're the worst.

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Tuesday's got no identity.

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Exactly.

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But that's why, like, we had to

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throw the best food.

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Yeah.

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So that we could get through it. Doable Monday. Angie.

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Angie. What are you doing up so early? Why are you up right now? I'm going to work. And it's foggy, y'. All. It's kind of scary.

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It is foggy.

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Okay. I didn't see the fog out yonder.

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Rod, let me tell you what it's like, okay.

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Like, I gotta check with Mo, who lives, like, 10 counties away.

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San Antonio.

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It's foggy. On your way in.

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Yes, it was.

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What do you do for a living, Angie? I'm a cook. I go to clients houses.

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Oh.

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And I cook for them for the week.

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So prepping.

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What's the first. What's your first gig? What time you got to be there? I have to be there at 8. 8 o'. Clock.

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7:30.

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I sneak in at 7:30, though. Okay. And you go right into a client's house and you start. You just go in their kitchen and start cooking? Yes, I do. They have a key for me. That's cool.

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How many times are they just, like, surprise me, like, give me something good? Well, I'm.

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I can't do that. I don't have the freedom. Okay, so you have a set menu and you're gonna make. Are you gonna make them food? Like, okay, that. The house that you're going to, the first house you're going to, Are you just making them food for today or are you making them. Are you prepping all week for Them, I prep all week, but sometimes my client comes home and they ask if it's ready, and then they go ahead and microwave it. Okay, and what's your training that you're so good at this? Working in the kitchen?

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Yeah, Just experience.

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That's it. Just working in the kitchen. Like, you don't have any, like, formal training and cooking. You don't work under Bobby Flay or anything? No, I did not, unfortunately. Okay.

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All right.

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What would be your, like, go to meal if you had to beat Bobby Flay? It was like, what? Like, this is gonna be better than anybody else.

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Great question. I'd probably do braised short rib. You can't go wrong. Braised short ribs.

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I could go wrong. You, Angie, could not just bring those

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up to the station. Whenever you're free.

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Anytime you want to drop us off some food, Angie, you know.

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Okay.

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Give me the key. She wants a key. Kelly, get her a key. Brace short ribs. Get her a key. For God's sakes, give her your key card. All right, Angie, you got great energy this morning. I'm so glad you made it through. Thank you. Oh, my God, this was crazy. Thank y'. All. Have a good day. So great. Andrew. Goodbye, Angie. Goodbye. All right, quick break on the flip. Got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for our game. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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94. 5 the buzz.

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94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Welcome back. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. It is MILF Monday. We got a little hashtag Monday selfie thing going on on our Facebook page. How could it not be great? How could you not be in a good mood right now? Okay. Partly cloudy skies, 20% chance of rain. Highs of around 86. Alex, you in a good mood?

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I am in a good mood. Good.

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It helps.

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We're all that helps us all.

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I'm in a great mood because you're in a great mood.

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Okay. I'm gonna have to keep it up. Yeah. What's going on? What's trending?

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LaGuardia Airport. Mo was talking about this in headlines, but two pilots are dead after a plane crashed into a fire truck on the Runway. LaGuardia Airport in New York. That is the top news story of the day right now. March Madness is also trending. People talking about my brackets are busted. Oh, no, not my bracket again. But, yeah, a lot of. A lot of college basketball talk going on. Today at the office. And then National Puppy Day. Ever heard of it? That's trending. Happy National Puppy Day to Weezy, even though she's not a puppy anymore. But celebrate your puppies here.

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I think your dog is always your puppy, though. You're allowed. You know, it's like my puppy.

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She is a puppy to my daughter. My daughter calls her a puppy dog all the time.

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Of course.

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Still a puppy that isn't training on 95 the buzz.

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All right, where's our champion?

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Good morning.

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Five time hall of famer, Big bad Brad here now. You're fresh out of bed, head to head, two day champion. And the real question is, will the wife cut me off all weekend? Either way, I'll be fresh on Monday when I make it win number three. Oh, did he go dry all weekend?

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About to find out, aren't we?

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713-212-5945. If you want to take him on

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the Rod ryan show on 94.

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Five the buzz. Sight having hurt. So send the pain be alone where I need it. You used to beg me to take care of things. And smile at the thoughts of me failing. But know me for having hurts. I'd send the pain below. I'd send the pain below. Much like suffocating. Much like suffocating. You used to run me away all while laughing. Then cry about that fact

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my return.

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But long before having hurts. I'd send the pain below. I'd send the pain below. Much like suffocating much like suffocating me. I can't feel my chest. Not anymore. Drop down. I can't feel myself. Send the pain, be alone. So send the pain, be alone. Okay. 945 the buzz. Good morning, rod Ryan show. First rule of whale girl. We don't talk about whale girl. We don't text message. We don't talk.

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I don't know anybody that might be our boss.

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Good morning, everybody. Hope you're off to an awesome start to your work week. I hope that helped. Good morning. Hashtag Monday selfie. Hoping to see all your pictures this morning on our Facebook page. Shell Federal Credit union gonna drop a hundo on one of you today. Just for dropping a selfie on our Facebook page? Yeah, it's possible. All right, I got five time hall of famer, Big bad Brad. Oh, Eddie. Okay, let's go. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. Big bad Brad.

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Brad.

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Morning. Hello. Geez, that was awesome. The delay is real. I couldn't hear you for A while. Brad. How are you? Good, good. You know what question you're getting? Everybody wants to know where you cut off all weekend. The legs are still strong, Mick. They'll weaken your legs. Lay off the broads. All right. He's ready to go. Been training all weekend. Eddie, good morning. How's it going? Good, Eddie. Where you been? Been trying. Been trying. All right. I'm not accepting that. Where have you been? It's been years since you played. Yeah, it's been a minute. It's been a minute. Been. Caller one, caller eight, caller one, caller five. Okay, well, good to have you on now. No easy task taking on five time hall of Famer, Big Bad Brad. Eddie, has it really been since 2024 that you played? Yeah, it's been a minute. Wow. Been a while. Well, welcome back, dude. What are they playing for?

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Hey, Eddie. I'm Mo. And the winner today is getting Houston Rockets tickets. Rockets take on the Bucks April 1st. Toyota Center. Toyota center dot com to get your own tickets.

[A]

All right. All you gotta do is Eddie. Nothing's really changed. Well, Mo's doing the questions now.

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Maybe a lot's changed.

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A lot. So that means a lot has changed. Sorry, they're a little harder. Here comes. Here comes the questions. You shout out your name. We still don't have buzzers, so you shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Two correct answers is going to get you what she said. All right, Eddie. Yep. Brad, you know all this. Here we go. Question number one. What is the traditional and official color of a basketball? Any Fred? Eddie? Orange. Welcome back. Is it vibrant orange, to be exact?

[B]

Technically.

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Okay, vibrant orange. Yeah, orange.

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What was the Globetrotters unofficial red light and blue. WNBA is orange and white, I think

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in 1976, they used the A red, white and blue basketball. It's the 250th. Should they bring it back?

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I'll look into it.

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I would say yes. At least do like a weekend.

[A]

1976 was the 200th, right? 250. Yeah. Because. Yeah, I've got like, old basketball cards with Dr. J. With a red, white and blue basketball.

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That might have been aba. Was it aba?

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Oh, maybe. All right. Eddie's on the board. Just Eddie. No rust on the pipe? Nope.

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That was great.

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Was ab. It was aba.

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Yes.

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Sounds right. All right, here we go. Big Bad Brad and Eddie. Question number two. What is nine times nine? Freddy. What do you got?

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Brad by a hair.

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You got Brad by a hair? Brad. 81. 81's the correct answer. Welcome in Big Bad Brad, it's about time.

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Wow.

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For the win. Eddie and Big bad Brad. Pretty good game for a Monday here. Let's not blow it. Here we go. Your question is, what is the name of the currency used in the United States? Eddie. Brad. Eddie. The dollars. Yeah, the dollars. The dollars. The dollars. I mean, the American dollars. The. Eddie, where have you been? I'm here now.

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Oh, yeah.

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Brad was cut off all weekend for nothing. For nothing. All right, I got good news and bad news for you, Brad. Good news, you can have relations with your wife. The bad news is you're not being invited to tomorrow's game.

[C]

But he's getting late.

[A]

All right, be back around in 30. Okay. Five time hall of Famer, Big bad Brad taken out by Eddie. You kidding me right now? Eddie, you want to play tomorrow? I think I do. Okay, bro. I'll even have Chili call you. Hang on. Hey, we don't need your attitude.

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We have one of our own.

[A]

The Rod ryan show on 94.

[B]

5 the buzz.

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94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. Wow. I wasn't expecting any of that business that happened. Fresh out of bed, head to head. I mean, you get Big bad Brad on, he. He's cut off in the bedroom. He's a five time hall of Famer. You just think, okay, this is just gonna be another day at the office. And Eddie had other things to say. The fresh out of bed, Head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. It's the return of Eddie. It's been a couple years since I've been on this silly game, but as you heard, I just took out a five time hall of Famer. So, you know I mean business. Yeah. Join me on Tuesday when I make it win number two. That guy might be out with us all week, Eddie. It's fun, Eddie. Two years a guy's been gone. All right, fun fact flashback coming up. I was gonna talk to you about some Young the Giant tickets, but I got some new stuff for you.

[B]

You.

[A]

It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, got some fun facts for you today. Hey, Hal. Hey, brother Rod. I didn't hear you talking any rodeo this season. Did you not make it? I. No, I was waiting for it to come on tv. It never happened. Okay? I think it is on TV every day. Every day. I think it's on. I'm missing. Made it to the rodeo. I went to the carnival yesterday.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But more importantly, Mario made it. He sent me an email. He's like, I'm at the Houston rodeo for the last show of the season and I. I wanted to send you these fun facts about the dirt that's being used. So the dude's taking in the last show at the rodeo and he's sending me fun facts from Energy Stadium. The dirt floor for Rodeo Houston at Energy stadium is. Is 18 inches deep. Takes crews about three days. They spread 4,000 cubic yards of this special clay top soil and sand. Takes about 550 to 600 trucks to haul that dirt in.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

I mean, are we done with fun facts? Was that like 10 facts deeper than

[C]

the dirt at the Coliseum was?

[A]

18 inches? I think that just look like dirt. Dirt.

[C]

They had a wooden floor.

[A]

You're right, cuz.

[C]

It was covered with 8 inches of dirt. There was.

[A]

I've been to the Coliseum. There was a basement in the coliseum. Animals would come from underneath and they

[C]

could flood it to have mock naval battles.

[A]

Unbelievable. Now it's your sh.

[E]

Mark.

[C]

Extra fun facts.

[B]

Goodbye.

[A]

Vanna White has worn over 8,000 different outfits on the Wheel of Fortune. No repeat repeats. That is fun. A new dress or look for every episode since 1982. How do you not repeat a dress?

[B]

You rent them.

[A]

They're just. But I mean she rents them.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

There's 8, 000 different dresses in the world.

[C]

I didn't even know that.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[C]

That's incredible.

[A]

Wow. The golden retriever named Buddy. He played Comet on Full House. He also played Air Bud in the first Air Bud movie. Look, a boy. Same dog. Did you know?

[C]

I did not know that.

[E]

Now.

[C]

Now I do.

[A]

How much is he worth? Well, I don't know.

[C]

I mean he can play basketball.

[A]

He passed in 1998 at the IV9. Sorry. He was a good boy. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Come on, what you giving away?

[B]

We have a pair of tickets to see Young the Giant. They're gonna be at 713 Music Hall, July 9th. You can buy them Ticketmaster.com or you can win them if you know this flashback.

[A]

All right. It's your fun fact. Let's see. Birds don't pee. That's old. That's old.

[B]

In the front of my mind that I'll never forget.

[A]

Birds don't p. Oh. In the US alone, there are 25 different flavors of this potato chip brand, 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock. Out with your stock, out with Captain Cash. All right, there we go. Hi, Hal. So, okay, you're going to talk about futures coming up. Like are futures going crazy right now? They are going crazy crazy right now. Crazy. Higher. Yes. Okay, so let's just back up. You'll get to that. What happened on Friday. But I have to drop the bomb for Friday. So Friday we were the dow was down 443 points. Kickoff this morning at 45,005 77. Nasdaq down 443 to 21,647. Benchmark 10 year treasury is trading at a 4.34% in oil is at $89.02 a barrel. To the most actives, the big studs, Verizon, Visa and Goldman Sachs Sachs. The big duds, Nvidia, Honeywell and IBM. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on construction spending for January. Right now, futures looking really, really good. They are on the upside. Hang on to this. Be a positive opening right here on Wall Street.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

I'm out of here. This is Howland, managing director with Randy James Porter for the Rod Ryan Show. From Raymond James on Sam Philippe and Augusta Nuffy toys rock out with your stock out.

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Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell. Any security referred to here in this program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo Finance.

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[C]

I wasn't sure.

[B]

Ray.

[A]

Ray. Welcome to the fun fact flashback. In the US alone, there are 25 different flavors of this brand of potato chips. Chip. What are we talking about?

[B]

Pringles.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Once you start, you can't stop, right? Is that third model.

[B]

Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

[A]

Once you pop, you can't stop. Yeah.

[B]

That's right, girl.

[A]

All right, Ray. What are you giving her?

[B]

You are going to see Young the Giant.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

713 Music Hall, July 9th. Congratulations.

[A]

Thank you. All right, Br, you're awesome for being up so early with us. Love you in homeroom, man. Thank you. You. Yeah, no problem. I love being in homeroom. Yes. All right, Ray, hang on. Chili's gonna hook you up. Ask him about his six picks. I haven't taken a look yet. I'm gonna go look right now. Here's sublime. 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Welcome back for the weekend, everybody. Hope you had a great weekend. Appreciate you starting your work week with us. Partly cloudy skies today, nothing over a 20. Chance of rain. Little warm man, highs of around 86. The Texas Hammer game next hour for God smack tickets. I was busy checking out Chili. Six picks. Those around links and guests. I. I haven't gotten into the Facebook page yet, but I hope you guys are dropping selfies. Hashtag Monday selfie is back with Shell Federal Credit Union. And I got MO over here with Houston's headlines.

[B]

Hey, Rod. So we woke up to the news that LaGuardia Airport in New York is closed. Two pilots have died after a plane crashed into an emergency vehicle. It was a fire truck. And the ground stop there. It's expected to last into the afternoon. You know that's a big deal. Major airport. Also in our airports today, ice ages heading to airports across the country as the partial government shutdown drags into its sixth week. We all know, we've all seen Tyler. TSA staffing shortages are causing major delays for travelers. These TSA people are going to continue doing their job, focusing on the specialized screening work that they do. The ICE agents that aren't certified to do that sort of work are going to move into like other security jobs like covering the entrances and the exits and stuff like that. So we came in this morning and we knew that Iran was responding with their own threats after Trump issued a 48 hour deadline for them to reopen the Strait of Hormuz.

[A]

Nailed it.

[B]

Trump threatened a major strike on Iran's power plants. Critical infrastructure.

[A]

Alex, are you playing Flock of Seagulls for this story?

[C]

Well, it's Iran.

[A]

Yeah, but it's. You're playing this first.

[C]

We didn't have Iran music. I didn't have any Iranian music.

[B]

Sounds fair. Trump. Trump got on social media this morning like this breaking news. Yeah, he said he's postponing strikes on Iran power plants, citing, quote, productive talks to end the war.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So I'm gonna just keep watching that and we'll keep playing the song all morning.

[A]

Has he put how much time we're stopping?

[B]

I gotta look more into it. Okay, that's breaking news.

[A]

So that's why the futures. Hal kind of hinted to this this morning.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When he said futures were way higher.

[B]

Right after Trump tweeted or whatever he did.

[A]

Stock market went like way up. Correct futures.

[B]

So look, prices already. It's insane.

[A]

Look, for a big day on Wall street here.

[B]

Yes, we know about the concept of speed dating, but there's a new trend of speed friending. So you know what speed dating is, right? You go in fast, meet people, lots of people. So these speed friending dates, things are gaining a lot of steam because you're meeting new people just to hang out with. Part speed dating, part socializing, part like a support group in a good way. There's crazy numbers saying that after the pandemic, between 12 and 20% of people say they don't have any friends.

[A]

That blows my mind and I so sad.

[B]

Technology, social media. There's all these reasons why people say they don't have any in person, actual human being. Friends.

[A]

I have zero jokes on this. This is very serious. Serious.

[B]

It's devastating.

[A]

I can't imagine there's somebody out there like, hey, listen, nobody. You got us. Like, I can't imagine somebody looking me in the eye and saying, I don't have any friends. Like, what?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No, that's whole. That's awful.

[B]

So the speed friending thing is trying to alleviate some portion of that. I mean, if you need friends, let's go.

[A]

Is this a franchise? Can we start one here?

[B]

How do we get it going?

[A]

Yeah, like we need to do. Let's do it here, the cusp of it. If it gets one person, a couple of friends, I'm for it.

[B]

Honored. Wow. The crazy criminals page at the Red Ride Show.com popping off this morning. Names like, I don't know, Justin Timberlake, Shia LaBeouf and Afroman. Now, if you want to know about Afro man, you're going to have to ask Alex because he's like our guy for Afro Man. But if you want to know Justin Timberlake, I can tell you body cam footage from his DWI arrest back in 2024 was just released. This was the footage that Justin Timberlake was fighting to not ever be made public.

[A]

Ye.

[B]

We now can see like part of it. He didn't say the do you know who I am? When he got pulled over, but he did say, I'm on tour. I'm on a world tour. And the officer said, doing what? And Justin's like, well, that's hard to explain. World tour. I'm Justin Timberlake. That happened in the video.

[A]

Yeah. The kid had no idea who he was. I say the kid, the officer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Didn't know who he was.

[C]

Did you see when they were like he was already at the police station and he was looking at his paper and he looked at the guy like white. I'm just kidding. Like got the guy. Got the guy really good. Like that was funny.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

That's all in the video.

[A]

So you. So there's that. There's the shila. Buff. Buff.

[B]

He's a mess. No, he needs help. There's a lot of new video.

[A]

Just yelling.

[B]

Yeah. Police officers, women. Yeah.

[A]

He needs. He needs a friend.

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

And then you're watching this Afroman stuff.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

You know everything about Afro Man.

[C]

You know everything.

[A]

Did he release a new track with all of the court stuff?

[C]

And then I. I didn't know about all the other ones. So I've been going through all the other songs that he put out. But he won his case against all these people. And it is parody. It is parody. It is freedom of speech.

[E]

It.

[C]

He's okay to do whatever he wants. If a cop illegally searches and seizes stuff from your home. You can make fun of that cop.

[A]

Crazy criminal blog page is just loaded with celebrities.

[B]

Ranker.com. we've talked about the website millions of times where you can vote. And right now there is a vote going on for the greatest rock band logo.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Of all time.

[A]

It's going to be hard to beat the Stones. That is.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're going to notice with this list. Not every band's logo is a symbol. A lot of them. It's just like a unique font. But yeah. Rolling Stones top 15. Coming in at number one, Pink Floyd. Number two. ACDC number three.

[C]

Pink Floyd would be the. The rainbow.

[A]

That's the problem here. It's not really their logo. That's just an album cover of their most popular. The Prism.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Cuz they're Nirvana. The smiley face. That was an album, right? It was, but it wasn't even like an official logo.

[A]

It was on a. It was on a single and then they made T shirts.

[B]

That's kind of crazy.

[C]

So like Blink 182 has a really sick logo. I have it on my arm. But I don't think that's their only logo. They've had multiple logos so you couldn't say that's their logo. Wouldn't have been in the conversation. I know that.

[A]

But still, I'm not Saying that they have to be your favorite. But one, what is the most recognizable rock band logo of all time? You know, you could be somebody that's super into the Grateful Dead and those dancing bears. Yeah, there are a lot of great ones out there.

[C]

I would say Rolling Stones 1, Grateful Dead 2. Because you don't have to have the word at all. And you know exactly what the band is.

[A]

Here comes the Juggalos.

[C]

They're gonna come in the butcher guy, right?

[A]

Yeah. I just think it's inarguable that the Rolling Stone have the greatest, most recognizable band logo of all time if you

[C]

don't have to see the name. Yeah, yeah, it is the most recognizable for sure.

[B]

I think that I'm going to be interesting to look at.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Let's go, Alex. All right.

[C]

Well, the second round of the NCAA tournament wrapped up yesterday. Some notable highlights from round two include U of H taking care of A M on Saturday. UT upsetting Gonzalez, Iowa the ninth seed, taking out number one seeded Florida. I know Mo said she was happy about that. And we had Alabama blowing out Texas Tech last night in the NBA. The Rockets are gonna be back in action tonight. They're play the Bulls on the road. Tip off is gonna be at 7 o' clock and you can listen to the game on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And in baseball, the Astros wrapped up spring training yesterday with the 32 loss to the Cardinals. They're gonna open up the regular season on Thursday when they host the Angels at Dyken park for opening day. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

Okay, guys, coming. Coming up. Coming up, the Texas Hammer game. We'll get you in the queue with chili coming up very soon. Plus we'll take a look at Chili's six picks.

[B]

All right, let's do it.

[A]

Let's do that. The Rod ryan morning show, 6 to 10am the buzz Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Game night's fun until someone spends five minutes lining up one shot.

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[B]

saying it, like, hang out your whole.

[A]

Yeah, like a train month. Like, I'm running up to you, like, with a little cup, and somebody's, like, playing music. I'm trying to get money. I don't think that works anymore. I don't think there is a concert calendar. We had this discussion recently. Yeah. Yeah. You have to just Google that on your own.

[B]

Ask us. You can email us. We'll get you caught up.

[A]

Go to Ticketmaster.com, because that's where the tickets are. That's what the tickets are for. Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle. There you go. Yeah, we don't give you that information anymore. You got to do it on your own. Be a big boy. Put your big boy pants on. Smart Monday. Hope you guys had a great weekend. Partly cloudy skies, 20, chance of rain. Highs today of around 86. You're looking good this morning, Sergio. Lori. Lori Weber. Anita. Anita. What's going on with your picture, Anita? It looks like you morphed our faces together or something for that. Please explain, Anita. These are all the Monday morning selfie pictures that I'm for looking, looking at from Shell Federal Credit Union. There's Justin, there's Ben, there's Ashley, there's Christina. There's Craig out there on the work site. Craig, be safe. Looks like you're up there very high somewhere. Not only do we have the. The Monday selfie today, Chili had six picks. There's a morning show thread that, you know, is a group text. And, you know, sometimes Chili puts stuff on stuff on there, and it's just, you know, in his stream of consciousness and, I don't know, understand all the time. And there was a picture of a Volkswagen Bug.

[B]

You didn't get it.

[A]

I didn't get it. Is he driving that right now? Yes, he's driving a Volkswagen Bug. Yeah, but an old one.

[B]

It's awesome.

[A]

Like, from the 70s. Okay. What is going on on the west side over there?

[E]

Oh, boy. We don't have enough time in this world, bro.

[A]

I'm gonna listen you in a Volkswagen Bug.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like clowns coming out of a car.

[B]

Stop. Speaking of clowns.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

It's like. It's like a clown car.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

It's funny seeing me in there.

[A]

Dude, what year is that bug?

[E]

71, I think.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So cool.

[A]

70s.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I want to buy that. I want to turn it into a dune buggy.

[E]

Yeah, that's why you. You're not allowed to have bugs.

[A]

I've always wanted to have a dune buggy. It's always been a dream of mine. Okay. You have a 1971 Volkswagen Bug that you're driving. Why?

[E]

Well, both of my vehicles are in the shop. On the Chevy, the transmission went out.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

On Betty White, had some suspension issues to where I almost died going across Galveston.

[A]

Like Chili's whole fleet of trucks is.

[B]

Where did this Bug come from? Did you just have waiting?

[A]

This is a loner, so it's been

[E]

in the garage collecting dust forever, and then.

[A]

Whose garage?

[E]

The house that I live in. Christina's garage and all that.

[A]

That's your car?

[E]

It's her.

[A]

Well, it. It. It was.

[E]

It belonged to Christina's aunt.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And Christina's aunt left it to Christina.

[A]

Got it.

[E]

And then Christina niece one seat, and I had no use for it, so I said, here, you can have it. She fixed it, got it all running, redid the interior and everything. But it's been at the house because she moved to College Station.

[A]

So you're driving it now.

[E]

So I'm. Now that we got it back, I'm working the. I'm driving it to see, you know, what's going to mess up first. Here, here, here. By the time she gets it, should be working fine.

[A]

So this is Chili. Six picks this weekend.

[B]

This is awesome.

[A]

It took a minute, but we got there, and it's. That looks like the original paint too, huh?

[E]

Yeah, original everything.

[A]

Like forest green. I mean, it's awesome. It's a beaut. So there's a picture of Chili in the car, and you fit just fine. You fit just fine, dude. I thought it might be a little bit snug on you. It's.

[E]

It's. It's a good fit.

[A]

So chill. Really had some beers this weekend.

[B]

Oh, is that what you see in that picture?

[A]

And there's a girl's ass. I mean, it's a wonderful picture. It's. It's a wonderful picture.

[E]

Where do you see that picture? Oh, all I see is a beer.

[A]

No, no, no. I see what's going on here.

[C]

I thought it was great photography.

[B]

And then there's an actual clown.

[A]

Now there's an actual creepy. Bro. Now there's an actual creepy clown in that car, which is freaking me out.

[E]

That's my Uber driver. Bojangles.

[B]

Where did you get that?

[E]

Bojangles. That's my Uber driver.

[A]

Okay, that's super stupid.

[C]

He wasn't a great driver. You explained scared.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And then Chili at the end of a long day. What are you, 14 years old? Like, 12? Those look like nugs and ketchup.

[E]

Let me live, bro.

[B]

What is that?

[E]

Let Me live.

[A]

So it's. He said, I just. It was. And you know, long day. I had some wings. It's fried chicken and ketchup.

[E]

Man, those are some good wings from the house of pies.

[A]

And Katie, bro, like a nine year old. There's no sauce on those things.

[E]

Nice ketchup, bro.

[B]

Dry, crispy wings.

[A]

Ah, they're good. Really.

[E]

I'm telling you, when I say I. I can no longer eat fried foods, but I will risk it for those wings.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Every once a month. I do it once a month or once every two months. Yeah, something like. Because, you know, you don't want any. The toilet can't handle it, but you

[A]

don't want any sauce or anything on there. Like a nine year old. Give me some ketchup.

[E]

But they're already seasoning, you know, so they're good.

[A]

Chili. Sections, picks.

[B]

Good job, Chili. You had a good weekend.

[A]

Yeah, the. The beer pick is awesome.

[E]

Yeah, it's a good p. It's a good. It's a good beer.

[A]

You know, some of your finest work.

[E]

I mean, I like the frost on the cup on the beer mug, you know, that's the best part of that picture, you know.

[A]

Chili. Six picks, links and guests today, the world famous Rob Rein show blog.

[E]

Do you see the lime on top of the rim right there?

[A]

I didn't see the lime right there. I didn't see the ice. I didn't see the beer. I didn't see any of that.

[E]

You're just looking at them cheeks.

[A]

I'm telling you, it's one of your finest pictures ever, though.

[E]

Yeah, dude, you should see it in person.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. All right.

[E]

That's what I said when I saw.

[A]

Dude, pick me up in the VW Bug. We'll go. We'll go. All right. We should probably get people signed up. We should probably get people not signed up, but we should get people calling in for the Texas Hammer game today. We're playing the game game, right? I think.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Call now to win the best game in Houston. Who wants it now? It's for Godsmack STP tickets. So you're gonna have to try to get in early on this one. You're gonna want to get in early right now. 713-212-5945. Because it's such a great ticket, everyone's gonna be really trying hard to win the Texas Hammer game today. Call Chili. Ask him about his six picks. 713-212-5945. Houston's rock, Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show. The buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod. Ryan show Mo. You got a pretty good discussion started out there. People emailing me, what's the greatest rock band logo of all time?

[B]

It's interesting, fun to look at.

[A]

This guy just, you know, and I. For me, it was just like Rolling Stones. It's like every single per. My kid would see that and say, oh, that's the Rolling Stones. This guy just emailed me, said, dude, Disturbs got to be in the discussion. Are you kidding me? I emailed him back. I said, dude, I've been in radio for like, 30 years. I had to go look it up. I. I don't know. Disturbs logo. I love Disturbed.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's this crazy thing with all these religious symbols and everything. I had to look it up. So I don't think it's in the discussion.

[C]

I don't think so.

[A]

It's got to be just everybody knows boom when you say it. You know, if I say AC dc, you know what that font looks like? You know exactly what it looks like. No cap on Disturbed. I had to go look up their logo. I didn't know what it is. Yeah, they know they had a logo. What's trending?

[C]

Iran is trending. Trump has announced that he will be suspending strikes on Iranian power plants for the next five days in hopes of reaching a peace agreement.

[A]

You got five days to get straight. To get right.

[C]

Yeah. Okay, so that seems good. Not having war seems good.

[A]

Right? Okay.

[C]

LaGuardia Airport is continuing to trend where two pilots died after a plane crashed into a fire truck on the Runway. So that'll be a top story all morning. And then Carrie and Fleming is trending. The super supernatural and izombie actress passed away at the age of 51. It looks like it was because of breast cancer. Yeah, it's terrible news to hear. And that is what's trending on 95 the buzz.

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All right, you guys ready to play a game? Please. Okay, let's do it. This is Jim Adler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game. Don't worry, Rod. I didn't know that Disturbed logo either. With Rod Ryan on 94. Five the buck. I'm way. Okay. Welcome to the Texas Hammer game. What are you. What are they playing for today?

[B]

We have a pair of tickets to see Godsmack. It's the Rise of the Rock World Tour 2026 with Stone Temple Pilots and Dorothy May. 30th Woodlands Pavilion.

[A]

Godsmack. They have a logo. I know they have a font I know what their font looks like. I couldn't draw it, though. Stp kind of a logo. It's in the. It's in the circle. Like the STP oil. Yes, stp. So that's cool. I'm gonna play you a clip of the Texas Hammer reciting some lyrics to a very popular song around these parts. You're gonna have to tell me the name of the band and the name of the song. Mary, good morning. Good morning. Hi, Mary. How are you? Sounds good. Thank you. Welcome in on the Texas Hammer game. I'm gonna play you a lyric here. You're gonna have to tell me the. The song title and the band. Okay. All right. Okay. Let's get this. Let's like. Let's just have you win. Let's just have you win. Here we go. Let's take a listen together. I really don't mind what happens now and then as long as you'll be my friend at the end oh, oh, that sounds familiar. Oh, Alex says it's easy. Mary, would you got 3, 2, 1 kryptonite, too. Let's check in with Josh. Hi, Josh. Good morning. Hey, what's going on? Josh, let's take a listen to this song lyric here. Alex says it's easy. I really don't mind what happens now and then as long as you'll be my friend at the end all right, that's three Doors down. Kryptonite. I know that one by memory. Oh, okay. That's how you play the game. Game when you know it. Congratulations. Yeah, I guess now that you say the song, is it very clearly? It is in that song. Yeah, you're right. I sung that in my head. Yeah, you're right. I wanted to sing it. I just couldn't get the melody right. I knew that. I knew what the song it was. Congratulations. You're the winner. What are you giving them?

[B]

Josh May 30th woodlands. You're going to Godsmack. It's the Rise of the rock World Tour 2026. Every everybody else tickets are on sale now. Ticketmaster.com.

[A]

thank you. I'm excited, dude. Congratulations.

[B]

Earned it.

[A]

Yeah, you did earn it. I wanted to sing it so bad, and I just couldn't. Play it again. For me. I want to hear it. I really don't mind what happens now and then as long as you'll be my friend at the end yeah now it's easy now it's easy. All right. 3 doors down Kryptonite 94. 55 the buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for hanging with us on this MILF Monday. That is our number one blog page today. But Chili, six picks are doing great this morning as they always do. As much complaining as he does about having to do it. He always gets the milkshakes in the yard or whatever that means, whatever that is. Thank you to the Texas Hammer for letting us play the Texas Hammer game every Monday. Three Doors down and kryptonite. I looked it up real quick. Anybody offhand, AI Google. AI is wrong on this. They say that 3 Doors down played with Creed at the Houston Rodeo. 3 Doors Downplayed the rodeo, didn't they?

[C]

I do not know.

[A]

I don't know either.

[C]

I don't know everything.

[B]

I don't know anything about that.

[A]

No, you know everything. Rodeo.

[C]

You know everything about the rodeo.

[B]

What's a long time ago?

[A]

Yeah, I would think that they maybe played like on a rock night. I don't know. I googled it and it's like it's flat out wrong.

[B]

It's flat out makes you feel good. Right?

[A]

Like when you google something, it's like. Here's the AI overview. It is flat out absolutely 100% wrong that they played with Creed at the 2026 rodeo. That's my response. AI stinks. Hey, was there a record last night? I was. I didn't go to the show. I went to the carnival and spent hours there.

[B]

O. I bet you loved that.

[A]

I. I spent way too long there. I got there when the doors opened at 10. How was the crowd at 10? It's my kind of crowd, you know, superior human beings that get up before everybody get in there. You're the first guy on that log flume ride. You're the first guy in the fresh water, all of that. Okay. Like I want to. Like I'm that guy. Okay. I'm the first guy shooting the basketballs. They're freshly pumped up, full of air. They're not all flat. Like I'm getting the first run at everything that day. We stayed a second. Say I got there at 10, 11, 12, 1. Holy craps. Three o'. Clock. That's a long time to be in the sun.

[B]

You stay till three?

[A]

Yeah. The crowd coming in at three was insane.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm like, look at these people coming into the rodeo right now on a Sunday at 3.

[B]

Doors opened at 5:30 last night for the concert. I know the opener started at like 6:30.

[A]

There was no actual rodeo. Meaning like roping cabs and stuff. Yeah, none of that.

[B]

Right.

[A]

There was a show show last night, concert. Who was it?

[B]

Cody Johnson.

[A]

And was there a new record?

[B]

Yes, he set the all time concert only attendance record last night.

[A]

Oh, that's specific.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No rodeo.

[B]

George Straight, he beat George Strait. I think Garth maybe has done this as well.

[A]

Bigger than Garth Brooks he beat George

[B]

Straight is the big.

[A]

George Straight is the big thing. Okay. I still put Garth Brooks on some weird level, but yeah, George Straight above that.

[B]

Last night there were 80,203 people.

[A]

So where do you put extra people? I feel like they could do that for every sold out show. They could just say hey, here's all these standing room only we just released.

[B]

There were a lot of standing room only. You had to have a ticket to get in. Usually during rodeo you can badge in. Volunteers can use their badge to get in.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So last night they couldn't do that. They sold standing room only tickets. And the floor, the dirt's gone. So there's like, like seats on the floor that are extra seats that they don't usually have.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Insane.

[A]

And how many people last night?

[B]

80,000. 23.

[A]

That's nuts.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

This Luke, I mean just cuz we're all country music here now. Luke Combs. Luke Combs kicked off his tour on Saturday in Vegas. Yeah. He set a record. Now he's playing in the the Roomba Allegiant stadium in Vegas where The Raiders play 70,921 fans for Luke Combs. Now didn't I, wasn't I blown away on the show thinking that or hearing that Luke Combs has like more something than Garth Brooks now?

[B]

Yeah. And he, when he comes to something, he did two sold out shows at nrg. Luke Combs, two nights.

[A]

How that happened on my watch, like in my time. Yes.

[B]

I've been in Houston.

[A]

Luke combs became that 11 years that quick.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So the Allegiance stadium show that Luke Combs did, 70,921. The previous record was a boxing match between Alvarez Crawford which was over 70,000. So I mean it's all events considered.

[B]

All events.

[A]

It's all events, everything. That's how big this Luke Combs dude is. This unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I don't believe it. Like meaning I don't believe it. Mo set me up. I had the rodeo app and she put a bunch of tickets in there. It would have cost me a million dollars. Cuz London brought a little friend with her.

[B]

Oh. And they were just going wild.

[A]

You got to pay for an extra kid. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like how you have one kid For a reason. So I didn't have to. To pay for two. And then she brought a friend. It was the first time that she got to bring a friend with her.

[B]

So you didn't have to ride all the rides.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

That's great news.

[A]

She wants to go through all those fun houses and all.

[B]

I definitely did a fun house. I almost got stuck. Yes. No joke. I have a video.

[A]

It was good. I mean, so thank you. I know you.

[B]

I'm glad you got to go.

[A]

You put a ton of tickets in my. I'm glad you had fun in my app. It was very, very fun. It was great. So I, I took part in the rodeo. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm rodeo people now. That's my thing. I just waited till the last day to go. Good morning, 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for having us on on this MILF Monday. That is our Instagram feature, of course. You got chili, six picks and it really is all about the picks today. Your Monday selfies. Thank you for dropping so many selfies on our Facebook page. That's our Ask this Page morning. You drop a selfie of yourself on our Facebook page and then Rando, one of you is going to leave the show winning $100 from Shell Federal Credit Union. We got this Monday and next Monday and then that's it. We're out of cash. I only asked him for six weeks. I think six weeks.

[B]

It's fun.

[A]

I think it's six weeks. So, yeah, Monday. Next Monday will be the last one. So if you listen, drop that selfie. We want to see you. I'm getting too many emails. I had to take it over to Facebook book and I. I'm wording it correct. I'm wording it the way that I want to word it because that's where arguments can happen. What is the greatest rock band logo of all time? And some guy said, well, Rob, what are you looking for? Is it the most recognizable? Is it the best one of all time? What is the greatest rock band logo of all time? That's it. That's up to you. You figure out what the metrics are to get there. Lot of votes for Van Halen. I. I had to move this over to Facebook to let you guys argue it out. I was just getting so many great emails. A lot of Wu Tang Clan.

[C]

Wu Tang is really.

[A]

Wu Tang is a strong logo because I think if it's going to be the greatest and it's like, okay, Rock band people are going to Rock and Roll hall of Fame. People are going to get on me for that. But yeah, Rock Band logo, I, I think it counts. I think recognizable has to be one of the metrics used. It has to be incredibly recognizable. Recognizable. Mo knows what the Van Halen logo looks like. Okay. That's what I do. I run a logo and I think it's a great one. I run it by Mo mode. Can you picture the Van Halen logo? Yes. Okay, then it's an all time great. Is it the greatest of all time? Some of you say yeah.

[C]

And I think Weezer kind of has the Van Halen logo also.

[A]

They did steal that from them for sure. But he's, he's open about if he said he stole it. Fonts count as the band's logo. So Metallica, AC dc, that counts. That's their logo.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I just don't think it's as cool of a logo. I think the fonts count. I, I think again, that's why you have these discussions. I love it. The greatest rock band logo of all time. People are arguing that on our Facebook page right now. It's fun.

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Houston's rockin alternative.

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The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 945 the Buzz 945

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the Buzz Monsters All Time Low in black bear. Boy, apparently we really missed out on a beautiful hashtag Houston Sunrise. Lauren Kennedy. Thank you, oil and gas. Greg got a couple of really nice ones in making their way over to our stories on our Instagram @Rodryan show. Thank you for sharing that. You know, we got the inside cabin. We can't see squat here. 20% chance of rain, partly cloudy, high of 86 today. There's mo right there with Houston's headlines.

[B]

Hey, Rod. Obviously continuing to follow the Trump news that he tweeted that we will hold off five days in Iran. No more power plant strikes for five days. Extending his deadline. That is breaking news as of this morning.

[A]

Is that to give them a little breathing room to think about? Hey, do they want to change their, take them off their ways?

[B]

I don't think. I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, we don't understand.

[B]

We are following. We also woke up to the news this morning that LaGuardia Airport in New York closed rough on a Monday morning, but they had two pilots that died overnight after a plane crashed into an emergency vehicle. The ground stop is expected to last into the afternoon. And while we're seeing videos and pictures of folks traveling through our airports, we know that ice agents are heading to airports across the country today. They're going to help TSA move security lines. They're going to be taking the TSA agents to do their job, to focus on the specialized screening work that they do. Then these ice agents going to be stepping in to cover entrances and exits and do things like that. So hopefully it helps. I'll also talk to the town. The meteor, roughly 3ft across, cross weighing 1 ton, entered Earth's atmosphere at around 35, 000 miles per hour. On Saturday, we saw reports from Cyprus, Katy, Cinco Ranch, Wharton and beyond talking about people that felt their homes shake and some heard loud sonic booms.

[A]

I've seen that story 10 times on the news. Okay, there's that woman talking about the meteor that came through her in her home.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Listen, I don't do television news, so I don't understand how it's done. I just know I barely know how to do this. Why aren't they showing the meteor? It's in her house.

[B]

Yeah, I saw some pictures of, like, rock shrapnel.

[A]

I want to see the rock. I want to see it.

[B]

I think I saw some.

[A]

They showed the hole in the ceiling, and they showed the woman talking. That might be a meteor.

[B]

It made me wonder what was, like, where is it? But NASA came out to her house.

[A]

Yeah, but she must have a picture of it.

[B]

It's already at the Smithsonian.

[A]

Why aren't they sharing?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I want to see the thing. Thing. I don't want to see a hole in the ceiling.

[B]

Scene. Some pictures.

[A]

I want to see the actual meteorite.

[B]

It just looks like a rock. Happy Monday. Or not. A new poll asked people's opinions on the days of the week, and not surprisingly, the least popular day by far was Monday. The funny part about this survey is Monday ranked last, even amongst retired people. Like, no one likes Monday. Even when you're retired, you don't have to get up and go to work.

[A]

Work.

[B]

You still don't like it?

[A]

I, I, I can't wrap my head around it. I don't know. I've never been retired. Monday would be like any other day, every other day. Yeah, like, if you're retired, you can't really have a bad day.

[B]

Is your doctor closed on Mondays? Like, what's the problem? That's all my parents do.

[A]

Monday, doctor. Monday Night Football.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. You're retired. Who cares what day it is?

[C]

I think, like, you'd be stoked that, like, everybody else has to go going, not me.

[A]

Yeah, you sit on the porch Coffee, the beer, kids going to school. You're laughing at them.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Not me.

[A]

All right, retired people, today's a good day. Also rate Monday as the worst day of the week.

[B]

Wow. No doubt you've heard by now that Chuck Norris passed away Friday morning in Hawaii at the age of 86, surrounded by his family and at peace. Over the weekend, we saw tons of other famous people giving shout outs and love to the icon. Arnold Schwarzenegger said, Chuck Norris is a badass in real life. And in Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone called him an all American guy in every way. And even Jean Claude Van Damme who trained with Chuck Norris in the early 80s, said, quote, I always respected the man. He was very sad.

[A]

We had some content up over the weekend. I found a really, really funny video that I shared on our Instagram. It's like these two old guys. I don't remember the commercial or what it was, maybe it was just for social media, but it's these two old guys and Chuck Norris walks into the diner and they're like, oh my God, that Chuck Norris. You think he's still got it? And they start doing the Chuck Norris isms. Yeah, Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the ground down. And these two old guys are going back and forth. Now the one guy whips a salt shaker at him. It's funny. Oh yeah, it's really, really funny. So the video Odd Ryan show on our Instagram.

[B]

And last but not least, least in music news, we got some updates from Dave Gro.

[A]

Oh, my God, this is the worst news today.

[B]

It's very weird. He did a new interview talking about how therapy is going.

[A]

Okay, but go on. I'll tell you the worst part.

[B]

He says he's been going to therapy six days a week for 70 weeks.

[A]

Six days a week?

[B]

Six days a week.

[A]

You're talking to a shrink.

[B]

430 sessions to date.

[A]

No.

[C]

So you can be a d. Addicted to therapy. And this, I think is the case of that dude.

[A]

Or like this is him trying to keep his wife, family together.

[B]

It feels very, very desperate.

[A]

I understand. You'll do whatever you have to do. And you, you know, therapy every day,

[B]

turning everything off, he said. And therapy helped him become a better communicator.

[C]

At a certain point you gotta like, work on yourself, right? Like going to somebody, you gotta like, you gotta test, test that stuff out.

[A]

Give me a week to implement the things we talked about in this room

[B]

and then I'll be back.

[A]

Let me go try that out. No, I'LL see you tomorrow. What?

[C]

How did that go? I don't know. I saw you like 12 hours ago.

[A]

Yeah, I just saw you yesterday. I didn't even try any of the stuff we talked about.

[C]

I don't know. Not hating on therapy at all. This just seems like a lot.

[A]

It's too much.

[B]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Go ahead.

[C]

Second round of the NCAA tournament wrapped up yesterday. Some notable high highlights from round two include U of H taking care of A m on Saturday, ut upsetting Gonzaga, Iowa knocking out the 1 seed in Florida, and Alabama blowing out Texas Tech in the NBA. Rockets are gonna be back in action tonight. They're gonna play the Bulls on the road. Coming into this game, they're eight and a half point favorites. Tip off will be at seven o' clock and you can listen to the game on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In baseball, the Astros wrapped up spring training yesterday with a 32 loss to the Cardinals. They're gonna open up the the regular season on Thursday when they host the Angels at Dyken park for opening day. That is what's going on in sports. Houston's rockin alternative the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

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[C]

Is it.

[A]

Is it the. Is it the most recognizable? Is the best? Is it my favorite band? Whatever you want, you put what you want on there. Lots of Metallica, Guns N Roses is coming on strong as of late. Ozzy Van Halen, a lot of the classic stuff. Aerosmith, Wuang. If. If I maybe Alex would get this. Does Pearl Jam have a logo? Alex?

[C]

I'm not picturing it right now.

[A]

Okay, There is a stickman, an old stickman thing that they used to use.

[C]

Yeah, I wouldn't have thought that.

[A]

And I don't know if they use it, but I had to look at

[C]

that white Pearl Jam font.

[A]

Yeah, because you're thinking of the 10 album, but yeah, this. They put that on some T shirts. So it.

[C]

That looks great. Insane clown pots.

[A]

That what? That's what that looks like.

[C]

It looks like sort of ICP adjacent a little bit.

[A]

That's what they're talking about on our Facebook page. It's on the music blog page. I think it might have his own link. Not even sure. I don't know. Chili can do no wrong today. His pictures. Ashley with an I says this is Chili's finest work ever. Wow. Don't. She said this is her email. Don't sleep on Chili. Six picks. Uber driver Chili and a bug. Especially the frosty beer one. They are fire. You definitely won't be disappointed. These are his best yet. Ashley, with an I, says this is the best that Chili's ever offered and brought to us on his six picks. Great job, Chili. No signs of slowing down over there. Me, on the other hand, I'm, I'm going to get in and out of this. Okay. It's my fault. I'm the one that chose this. It hit me this weekend. I want a cup of coffee. Okay. I want a cup of coffee. Okay, cup of coffee. I want a cup of coffee.

[B]

It does feel right. Like on a weekend.

[A]

I gave it up. I gave it up for Lent, and I don't want to be that guy, guy. Like, hey, it's your thing, dude. You gave it up. Don't about it. It just hit me this weekend. That's it. I'm, I'm in and out. That's it. I really want, I really wanted a cup of coffee. I got two. Yeah, we're 13 days out from Easter

[B]

Sunday, but who's counting?

[A]

I don't know what happened. I was doing fine.

[B]

Yeah. Not even thinking about it.

[A]

I was prepared to say, you know what? I'm not addicted.

[B]

Yeah, never again.

[A]

This was basically a social experiment for myself because I, most of my career, I mean, most of it over 3/4, has been doing mornings and not a coffee drinker. And I told you that I started drinking it just for no reason. Just during the pandemic. I'm like, it's a pandemic. I'm have a cup of coffee. And then, then I had it every day. And then I had two a day. And I just wanted to see do I need it. I, I won't go as far as to saying that I need it, but is there an addiction there that this weekend hit me that I really wanted. I, I, I had a craving for it. I craved it big time. I really craved a cup of coffee this weekend.

[B]

Do you know what it was? What triggered it?

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just wanted it bad.

[B]

And so then you just really leaned into Jesus.

[A]

It's like, yeah, right? And then I just, I knelt down and I prayed and I pray.

[B]

I'm not laughing, but, like, that's the whole point of giving something up for land.

[A]

Right? Get me through these 13 days, God, please.

[B]

I support you.

[A]

Forgive me. I, I know not what I've done. What a stupid decision. What a stupid thing to give up. We're cheering for you. I'm gonna make it. I'm going to make it.

[B]

Yeah, but you felt a moment of weakness.

[A]

I'm not going to cheat. Okay, but, okay, guys, coffee's awesome. I'M with you. It's awesome. It is so awesome. Oh, I can't wait for that first cut back. Quick break. Coming back, we're gonna give away some fly leaf tickets, man. Stay with us.

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The Buzz.

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Rock and alternative for you.

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S the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

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6 to 10am 945. The Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you for having us on on this MILF Monday hashtag Monday selfie. You. You guys look awesome. What do I mean by that? Well, you guys look great. You're on our Facebook page. A couple hundred of you have dropped a selfie on our Facebook page this morning, Shell. FCU is offering up a hundred dollars to one of you. Rando. Rando. Is there some new filter where you can morph? I know it's been around, but is there something new? Because there's two people that have morphed my face into theirs today. It seems a little odd, like there's some new trend that I don't know about. Is there a gooberdell song playing in the background? What's going on? There's a girl with my goatee and my T shirt. Like, her face and my goatee. Yeah, yeah. It's freaking me out. And there's another guy with a mohawk that's got. That's using that. So some morphing thing people are doing. That's fine. You do whatever you want. Just like to see you guys interacting with us on our Facebook page. Thank you, Shell. Federal Credit Union. Alex, what's trending?

[C]

Iran is trending because Trump called off striking their power plants for five days.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Trying to reach a peace agreement. People are talking about that online.

[A]

That happened early this morning when we got in.

[C]

Yeah. Hawaii floods are trending. They're having some really bad flooding over there. I saw Jason Momoa even had to evacuate.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

He's just like a yes. And then Sweet 16 is trending. We have reached the Sweet 16 in March Madness.

[A]

Oh, can I? Yeah, Can I? Yeah, I got it.

[C]

Updated.

[A]

Oh, it's updated. Boilermakers, Blue Devils, Cyclones, Red Swim, Crypts and ties, Spartan Supers, Longhorns, Fighting Illini, Wolverines, Volunteers, Razorbacks, Huskies, Hustlers, Hot guys and wild cast. Your picks are the worst I've ever seen. Your bracket looks redacted like an email from Epstein. The sweets 16.

[C]

That was way better than if I had just set the teams, so thank you for that.

[A]

So every bracket in the world is busted right now.

[C]

A lot of brackets are for sure.

[B]

There's no perfect one.

[A]

No Perfect brackets. Okay. All right, so that's trending.

[C]

That's what's trending on. I provide the buzz.

[A]

Oh, you got any of those tickets to give away?

[B]

Oh, you want to see Fly Leaf?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They're going to be Bayou Music center on July 20th, 25th. Tickets are on sale Ticketmaster.com. but if you're caller 10, we'd love to give you a pair. 713-212-5945. The Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz.

[A]

A radio service. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Jimmy 8 World and Sweetness. Rod Ryan Show. Let's go to the phones. Hi. Hi. Good morning. Who's this? Angie. Hi, Angie. Where are you from? League City. All right, got League City on the phone here. You're caller number 10. Congratulations. Yeah, we're gonna hook you up.

[B]

I have been trying for ever, and I've never gotten through

[A]

you, just like we never picked up when you called.

[B]

Well, so last week, I actually accidentally hung up when it was ringing.

[A]

Angie, that's on you, okay?

[B]

Because you're used to hanging up when you hear the Basie signals.

[A]

If you're hanging up, I can't. Ringing.

[B]

Actually ringing.

[A]

If you're hanging up, I can't talk to you. Angie, it's on you a little bit, but we finally connected. It's so good to have you on. Tell her what she's won.

[B]

You're going to Flyleaf, Sister. They're gonna be at my bayou Music Center July 25. We can't wait to have you there. I'm so excited.

[A]

So excited for you, Angie. I'm glad. Don't be a stranger, okay? Don't hang up. Try to get through every now and then. You know what? We. We pick up. We. We're here. We pick up all the time. Kidding me. I want to hear you on the show again real soon, okay? Heck, yes. All right, Angie. Thank you. Hang on the phone. Shirley's gonna be the next voice you hear. What are you working with? With a watch over there. You got a smart something. What do you got? What are you wearing?

[B]

Mo. A cell phone?

[A]

Rolex

[B]

watch. Don't even wear a wedding ring.

[A]

What are you wearing?

[B]

I have plastic bracelets on.

[A]

Okay. Do you have an apple? I watch.

[B]

No, I don't even own one.

[A]

You don't have that stuff?

[B]

No.

[A]

You do.

[C]

I do.

[A]

You use the sleep tracker mode.

[C]

I actually just started doing that. We had a segment where we kind of talked about people tracking sleep, and I got really into wanting to know what I Because I have terrible numbers, I would assume. And I've started tracking in like the last three weeks.

[A]

So what kind of data are you getting? What is your phone?

[C]

Pull it up right now.

[B]

It's less than ideal.

[A]

Now this is your Apple watch.

[C]

Watch.

[A]

And then you can charge.

[C]

I remember to charge it before I get in bed. And that's the hard part.

[A]

You have to wear it, obviously. To bed.

[C]

Saturday I got a little drunk cuz the Red Wings lost. I got mad so I forgot to wear it on.

[A]

Okay. We have no data from Saturday.

[C]

No data from Saturday.

[A]

These are.

[C]

You want to take a look at it?

[A]

I guess, yeah. So your average sleep time. Jesus Christ.

[B]

What does Jesus have to do.

[C]

And it's a little skewed because we were off for one of the three weeks that I've been tracking it.

[A]

It says here his average sleep time is 4 hours and 25 minutes.

[B]

Bad.

[A]

Bro. You need more than that.

[B]

I know your body's breaking. Your body's great internally ateo.

[A]

So it gives you your heart rate, your respiratory rate. Over the last seven days, you've averaged four hours and 25 minutes of sleep. This is weird. I'm like literally scrolling on Alex's phone right now. Your schedule, your Average bedtime is 10:45, idiot. And your wake up time is 3:40. It says wake up, no alarm. What does that mean?

[C]

You can like make the Apple app, like have an alarm too. I already have my own alarms.

[A]

Okay, yeah, 1045 is your average bedtime.

[C]

But go look at the month and you can see how much more sleep I got the week we were off. And that's spring break.

[A]

Like you're acting like I know how to use this phone. I don't know how to use this phone. All right. Month. Oh yeah. You got a lot more sleep while we were on. So when. When the first. When the Fitbit first came out. Out. I remember Jessica bought me a Fitbit for a Christmas present. I was obsessed with the amount of steps I was getting.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I don't think that thing was real accurate either. But what the base. The what? The base was like you wanted to get 10,000 a day.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I always found that's what I started walking the stairs at the other building is cuz you also got credit for taking stairs.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You want to get so many flights of stairs during the day. And I. Listen, that technology was crude to say the least, so. But it made me did want to walk more. So it worked. They say that people are becoming obsessed with these sleep trackers. Right now. And it's doing the opposite. They've actually come up with. There's a name for it. It's orthosomnia. You're having an unhealthy obsession with getting the perfect sleep data. I believe this. I absolutely believe it. Because if people can just start obsessing about things and then you're thinking, you want to get good numbers. We all want likes and shares, and we all want good numbers. We want our phone to be. We want to look at our phone and see that it likes us. And people are being.

[C]

That's how they have AI.

[A]

People are now starting to get obsessive about the numbers. And it's. It's having the opposite reaction. And you're laying in bed wondering, oh, this is gonna ruin my week. This is gonna, like, ruin my average this week.

[C]

I got so mad on Sunday morning when I woke, I was like, crap, I didn't track my sleep.

[A]

Why?

[C]

Didn't even sleep last night.

[A]

Yeah. Like, this is the point. This would have been a great one to average in.

[C]

Like, if you started a run and you forgot to set your little thing. I'm like, I might as well not even run the first mile.

[A]

Don't even run now. What. What's.

[C]

What. What am I doing?

[B]

What's the point?

[A]

So 18 of users are saying the sleep trackers are making them more worried about their sleep. You're doing this because that would be good. I guess it's.

[C]

Get more sleep.

[A]

I guess it's good for you because you. Listen, I'm not crapping on the technology, okay? Tracking sleep can be super helpful, especially if you get somebody that has, like, sleep apnea.

[C]

Now you can go to the doctor. Like, here. This is what it is. How many hours of sleep are you getting? I don't know. Look at this, right?

[A]

They're just saying that it's. There's people that are now stressing out over it, trying to get what they're. They're in search. We're all in search of that perfect sleep.

[C]

We call them obsessive compulsive.

[A]

Okay, there's that, but that is an. Apps. That is an absolute group of people. But I think everyone has a little bit of that in them. Yeah. And when you have this kind of technology, they looked at a thousand adults, they found that the sleep apps, they're super popular right now, but they're not always improving your sleep. And in some people, they're. They're making things a lot worse. So with all things in moderation. But don't freak out over these things. Now let's get some more sleep. I mean, I've been telling him for years.

[C]

So now we'll know if I do,

[A]

he won't do it.

[C]

Maybe.

[B]

But you're competitive though, so shouldn't you try?

[C]

Yeah, no, I mean, I've been all right. Doing better.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dare I ask, what time did you go to bed last night, Mom?

[B]

Me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There was basketball on last night, so I was a little bit later than normal.

[A]

Okay. What time?

[B]

I was asleep by 9:30, 10:00'. Clock.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And alarm went off. You got to get up early cuz you live like three, 25 counties away.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah. You actually live in Oklahoma, so you

[A]

got five hours of sleep.

[B]

Yeah, it was rough.

[C]

That's not bad. It's not a good night.

[B]

No, I usually go to bed at like 8.

[C]

I get four hours. I'm like, I won. I won sleep.

[A]

You're losing every day. And your phone just told me such.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Hey, you want to play that new song again? I can't believe he gave it to us again. But this is that band. This is Return to Dust. It's bored on the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you for rolling with us on this Monday morning. And that was a pleasant surprise. You know, I've been like hustling for that song. That's. Return to Dust is the name of the book band. Yeah. Slashes kids on drums. They don't want me talking about it. The song is called Bored, so I pushed to get it played on Thursday and I'm like, yeah, come on, let's just play Friday. So we played it Friday. I didn't ask for that. That just appeared right here on the show. Whoa, wait a minute now. I did send easily 100 emails to the Radio wizard and I would say 95% was positive on it. Can't say the same for the Muse song last week. I'll just leave it there. And I don't see the Muse song coming up. So when I say what you think, when we do these new songs and we play new music for you, what you say really affects what happens in the future for those songs. It really does. So don't think that your voice doesn't matter. It absolutely matters. I don't care where you go and you vote, but man, when we want your input on new music, here goes straight to the top and. And it matters for sure.

[C]

Houston's rock. Houston's alternative all day.

[A]

And the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[B]

94.

[A]

5 the buzz 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on a MILF Monday. Looking good on the Monday cell selfies. It's not too late. It's not too late. It's only. Well, you got about another hour if you haven't dropped a selfie yet on our Facebook page. Come on, everyone's doing it. Drop a selfie, you might win a hundred bucks. Thank you to our friends over at Shell Federal Credit Union. Partly cloudy skies. I know we missed out on a really nice hashtag Houston sunrise today. Thank you for sharing those pictures with us. 20 chance of rain, high of 80 today. What? Good morning, Mo. What you got for Houston's headlines?

[B]

Hey there. Woke up to news that LaGuardia Airport in New York is closed. Two pilots died after a plane crashed into an emergency vehicle. The ground stop there is expected to last into this afternoon. Also at our airports today, we're noticing ice agents heading to airports across the country. The partial government shutdown drags into its six week TSA staffing shortages, causing major delays for travelers. We'll see how that works out.

[A]

I'm seeing two hour lines at our airports. Yes, Hobby. Seems like they're picking on Hobby too. Like, I don't know if more people are calling in sick and I'm not even bagging on them for calling in sick. If you're not getting paid, you should not have to go to work. If you're not getting paid. Thank God people are. Thank God TSA agents are still going in. They're not getting any money message. Oh, that's a mess. You're right.

[B]

Iran responded with their own threats after President Trump issued a 48 hour deadline to reopen the Strait of Hormez or Moose.

[A]

Okay, then.

[B]

This morning, Trump posted on True Social that the US Will hold off on Iran power plant strikes for five days. Extending his original Alex deadline.

[A]

Wrong.

[C]

Iran still Iran.

[A]

It's. But this. It's Iran like I'm running. Right?

[C]

But like, we don't have an Iranian

[A]

Iran so far away.

[C]

I was trying to be on Brand, man. Sorry.

[A]

We're at war. You can't play Flock of Seagulls.

[C]

They play a lot. They play Jimi Hendrix during war.

[A]

Well, yeah, that was Nam.

[C]

That was Namm. Don't take me back. Don't. Don't bring it back.

[A]

Simpler time.

[B]

You'll know. The concept of speed dating. The new trend is speed friending. These events are gaining steam. So much so that Rod Ryan thinks he's gonna put one on.

[A]

I really want to listen. I know this is just Me, like spouting off, I want to do this.

[B]

That's how things start around here.

[C]

You just spout off.

[B]

And then next thing you know, we're speed friend dates.

[C]

So it's just the same thing. But you're like, what are your other interests?

[B]

New people just to hang out with. Part speed dating, part socializing, a little bit of group therapy. In a good way.

[C]

A lot of therapy talks.

[A]

There's a lot of therapy on this show today.

[B]

So they got two or three dozen people showing up. The organizer breaks the ice. It's a neutral place. Maybe after a couple minutes with someone, you're like, hey, I kind of like you. I wanna hang out with you more. There's some really friendships, really sad statistics. About 20% of people say they don't have have friends these days. Not no friends.

[A]

Okay. Number one. Absolutely. I've never done it, but I have been out. I was downtown and there was one bar that was doing a speed dating night.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so I saw people getting ready to get into it. You would need those people, whoever knows how to do, to run it. There's a way to do it. There's a way to do speed dating. And I don't know what that is. Yeah, like we're. I'm a dumb guy in the radio. I just. I want to do things that I don't know how to do.

[C]

Dude, I got this. Just put me in charge of this. No, I'll make it happen now it's happening. Me and Chai Dog, we got this.

[A]

You just played Flock of Seagulls for an Iran story. It's.

[C]

You ever played Iran for an Iran story? Thank you very much.

[A]

You would need the speed dating people on board to then adapt.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And kind of pivot to speed friending. Speed friending. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

It would just be the same stuff except for like I had a really relationship that went bad.

[A]

Or do we just throw a party at like Onion Creek?

[C]

What I'm saying?

[A]

And then you set up some tables.

[C]

Like, hey, I enjoyed talking to you. Would you like to hang out later,

[A]

write some questions and then. Yeah. Do we just do it ourselves?

[B]

Like a point system though, to make it fun?

[A]

I mean, we have done things not knowing what we're doing before.

[C]

Like do like a mile of friends. That dude looks cool.

[B]

What do you think that guy hang out with me?

[A]

That would be funny. You think I went to Mile of Meat school?

[B]

No, we just did that.

[C]

What if you are just driving by looking for a dude that you like? I get to be with that guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Take number 17.

[A]

We're making jokes. I'm so sad to hear that there are people out there that don't have friends. Same. I'm not. I'm not making fun of the situation. It's a horrible thing. You need friends. You need people. If we can do something and

[C]

bring

[A]

people together, I mean, that's kind of what we do.

[C]

Don't you just have like the same 12 friends that you had in high school and then you narrow that down to like six or seven as you get older? And that's what I did. Yeah.

[A]

Like, you know, get rid of the one guy that's super into politics. Get rid of the craft beer guy. Like you start meeting people out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, he was really into darts.

[C]

Then you might get a college group. Same thing.

[B]

The crazy criminals [e-mail] is popping off this morning. Morning. Justin Timberlake, Shia LaBeouf. Afroman Alex has all the Afroman.

[C]

If you want to talk Afroman Alex at the buzz. Let's go.

[A]

This Justin Timberlake arrest happened years ago.

[B]

2024.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He was fighting to keep these videos, this body cam footage from going public.

[A]

Didn't look that bad.

[B]

He didn't exactly pull that do you know who I am thing that like makes you cringe when you see famous people.

[A]

Do you know who did that? Reese Withers.

[B]

That's the one that gets me the most.

[A]

I don't know why.

[B]

For some reason. Reason it was so heartbreaking.

[A]

Cuz I'd want to be friends with her.

[B]

Same.

[A]

And then she pulled that do you know who I am? When she got arrested effing wood years ago. Yeah, a long time ago.

[B]

Justin said, I'm on tour. Like a world tour. And the officer's like, doing what? And Justin said, hard to explain. World tour.

[C]

I'm Justin Timberlake performing. That would be very easy.

[B]

I don't know. He was also struggling with the field sobriety test. Like, man, these are really hard. He said that?

[C]

Oh, yeah. He's strong.

[B]

Not the best. Check out the criminal crazy criminals page. Okay. And this has us talking on Facebook. Do you have that pulled up? Broad. The greatest rock band logos of all time ranked.

[A]

I've been watching it all morning long. So we've got the Monday selfie thing going on and then it's a. It's a bit of a debate. My question is, what's the greatest rock band logo of all time? And then everybody's at asking me questions like, is it the most recognizable? Do letters count? What if it just spells out the band's name. I just answer, yes. Yes. What's the greatest rock band logo of all time? Is it Van Halen? Is it AC dc? Is it Metallica? You're wrong. It's the Rolling Stones.

[B]

Rolling Stones, according to Ranker, which is ever changing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wasn't number one last I checked.

[A]

Yeah. Alex says in the same discussion, because it is a true logo with no letters. He said, you got to take a look at the Grateful Dead. And you do. Yeah. You have to take a look at the Grateful Dead.

[C]

Grateful Dead has several logos that I think are more recognizable than a lot of other bands.

[A]

What's more popular, the teddy bear or the skull? Ooh,

[C]

I think the skull. But the teddy bear is kind of like right there. Like, I don't honestly know what is more popular. I would say the skull because I feel like people make other stuff out of it. But then the teddy bears been doing more like branding deals.

[A]

I think I've seen more teddy bear tattoos and skull tattoos.

[C]

True. And then the little lightning bolt that they also have too.

[A]

Yeah, they have like seven logos. It's a cool discussion to have. It's. They're talking about it and shout out Wu Tang. Several people said Wu Tang have the greatest outkast.

[C]

Also has a really cool.

[A]

I wouldn't. I couldn't draw it.

[C]

Yeah, it's like a shield that just says O U, T K A S T on it with a crown on it.

[A]

Okay. I know it now.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Now that you said it.

[C]

It's not a top logo of all time, but it's just a kick ass logo.

[B]

Get in the argument. It's up on our Facebook page. Odd Ryan show. Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Who's got the best country logo of all time?

[B]

I don't know if they have, obviously.

[A]

Do they have logos or they just spell out their names?

[B]

Yeah, it's just a name.

[C]

Florida, Georgia.

[A]

Does Garth Brook have font, like a certain font that he uses?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Toby Keith, Stoney LaRue.

[C]

Oh, the stone man. He has that skull.

[A]

Stony LaRue.

[C]

You had the pirate skull.

[A]

That was cool. Yeah. We got a winner. It's Stoney. Okay.

[C]

Thought we had this.

[A]

What you got over there?

[C]

The second round of the NCAA tournament wrapped up yesterday. Stoney LaRue not involved at all. I'm not sure who he was rooting for, but I'm sure he was happy that U of H did take care of A M on Saturday. UT also upset Gonzaga Saturday night. Iowa took out Florida, who was the top seed. And then Alabama blew out Texas Tech last night in the NBA. Rockets are gonna be back in action tonight. They're gonna play the Bulls on the road. Coming into this one, they are eight and a half point favorites. Tip off will be at seven o' clock and you can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 7 90. In baseball, the Astros wrapped up spring training yesterday with a 3 to 2 loss to the Cardinals. They're gonna open up the regular season on Thursday when they host the Angels at Dyken park for opening day. That is what's going on on in sports.

[A]

Oh, Alabama's got a cool font. Can you picture what it looks like?

[C]

Does it Leonard Skynyrd count as kind of country? Yes, kind of.

[B]

I would count that.

[C]

So then Leonard's here. Has a really cool logo.

[A]

Brooks and Dunn's got that dead cow head in the middle.

[B]

That's just very cool.

[C]

Garth Brooks didn't have a logo.

[B]

Dead cow head.

[A]

That's true.

[C]

I'm wearing a dead cat hat.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not seeing much on this. You're right. Taylor Swift's just like her autograph. So basic.

[C]

Gotta have a cool. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative all day.

[A]

And the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[B]

94. 5 the Buzz.

[A]

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[C]

It was the best rodeo show.

[A]

Oh, some are saying those people saying. Some are saying, well, yeah, it was you.

[C]

It was with me.

[A]

I'll let you know that secret. It was Alex who told me that that was the best show of the Houston rodeo. Big record number last night. MO82.

[B]

3.

[A]

Is it fair to the people that play on nights that there is a rodeo and there's dirt on the, on the field and they can't put as many chairs down there.

[B]

I mean they're held to a different standard.

[A]

It's just a different number. Yeah, it's a different number. I mean if you're going to, if you're going to load in, if you're going to have somebody there.

[C]

They do that with sporting events too.

[A]

Like they.

[C]

Yeah, they add seats for Super Bowls and stuff like that. So it's kind of. That's just how things work.

[A]

If you're gonna have somebody there on a night where there isn't a rodeo and they're gonna put extra chairs, then they're gonna bring in a heavy hitter. Right. Who was that heavy hitter last night? Cody Johnson from Huntsville, Texas. That's a. That's fairly local, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Eat him up, cat.

[B]

Now he's.

[A]

Who's the other one? Parker McCollum. He's a local guy.

[B]

Yep. He also played.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. Big Numbers, man.

[C]

You think Florida Georgia Line gets on the lineup next year?

[B]

I think next year they're back.

[C]

I hope so. I'll be there with bells on.

[B]

I can't wait to take you.

[C]

I better get on the dirt.

[B]

Noted.

[C]

You got to get me on the dirt.

[A]

You know that they're getting back together, like, because of me. Florida Georgia Line is like, that's my stony LaRue is your Florida Georgia Line

[C]

is also my Florida Georgia line.

[B]

But, like, I actually like Florida Florida Georgia Line.

[C]

I. I was the first person to like Floyd Georgia Line on this show.

[A]

Okay. They just. They. They reunited on stage Thursday. Yeah. It's some surprise for Jason Aldean.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They performed a cover. So everyone's just assuming that this band's getting back together because there's a lot

[B]

more to it, but yes.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. I would think that you.

[B]

Very exciting.

[A]

It is super exciting.

[C]

There are generations big and rich.

[A]

Ah, you're losing me. I'm mad.

[C]

You don't know country drive.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

Me and Mo just talk country music.

[A]

I don't

[C]

send that to your country friends.

[A]

I'll tell you what, this is kind of interesting. Jennifer just sent me, like, a screen capture of her sleep tracker.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We were talking about it earlier today because I said that your sleep tracker app could be making you more anxious. I'd like to see Jennifer because you're there. It's weird. It's like. It's like peeling back the curtain of seeing how somebody's sleeping.

[B]

Well, how's Jennifer?

[A]

Well, what we're telling you, the takeaway from this whole thing is you're sitting there and you're trying to get the perfect sleep. And there's a name for it. It's orthosomnia. And people are having an unhealthy obsession with getting perfect sleep data because you're thinking about the data every morning. She's like, here's my sleep tracker Rod. It said, it's going to be okay this morning.

[B]

Like, it knew that something was wrong.

[A]

Her phone told her it's going to be okay.

[B]

She's, like, going through something, and it knew.

[A]

She goes, I don't take this super serious, but it can be helpful. And then she sent me the screen cap. It's going to be okay. You got five hours and 44 minutes of sleep last night. But don't worry, it's normal for your sleep quantity to take a hit when your body is under stress.

[B]

What's going on?

[A]

What is this? What does this phone know? What are you wearing around your wrist, Alex.

[C]

A watch.

[B]

It's gonna tell you you're stressed.

[A]

It's got total sleep efficiency. Restfulness, REM sleep, deep sleep. Wow.

[C]

Those have core sleep. Mine has coarse sleep.

[A]

Thank you for sharing, Jennifer. Thank you. Just don't become obsessive about it because that. Then it's. It's having the opposite effect on people. People, because they're so worried about tracking down and getting that perfect sleep. Hey, guys, I wanted to shout out to Ed from the human being. He's got a new business out there, Sienna, formerly Sienna Plantation. He's got a new coffee shop out there. He's in business with his family. They're trying something new out there. He's back on board. He. He came in. He's helping out Texas Adaptive Aquatics. He's helping out our golf tournament. Yay. Thank you, you, Ed. Thank you, you and the fam. Shout out. Our golf tournament goes down on April 15, and that's just the kind of thing we need. We got Ed's Coffee Shop involved with this. The human being. We got. Grazia is back for dinner. Mainland Tool Casino Parties is back in Willie's Grill. And Ice House is in Whataburger is in for lunch. But the big one, where he's our anchor, he's our guy. I love him. Duke. Thank you. Duke's back as our title sponsor with Admiral transfer and rigging. We wouldn't be able to do the tournament if Duke didn't come in as strong as he does. I need more sponsorship opportunities. And I was reminded because I got an email this morning, and this guy's like, hey, how do I get involved in this? What's the golf tournament? I'll get right back to you, dude. I will get right back to you. If you got a business. I hate using the word small business. You have a business and you want to get involved, and you want to come down and maybe be out there at one of the holes and be a whole sponsor or. There's many ways to get involved that things that I'm sure we can come up with something that you didn't even think of. We can get you involved in the golf tournament, but this is where I'm at. I'm sold out on players, but I need more involvement from businesses like you, yours, great businesses like Ed's business. I need to get you guys involved. We need more money. That's what it comes down to. We're trying to raise money for Texas Adaptive Aquatics. You have any questions about the golf tournament? Chili, if you can pump that Link up. Back up to the top, please. I know everyone's checking out your six picks, but if you put it near your six picks, I think we get some nibbles for sure. Because that's the hot link right now, Chili. Six picks. But if you could bump that up, get that somewhere in proximity to your picks, I think we get some people checking that out. If you have any questions ever about the golf tournament, you can email me directly. Get time for a concert announcement. I'm super behind. Always. Yeah, I know.

[C]

Always time.

[B]

What do you got?

[C]

It's Monday.

[A]

I'm all over the place today. They were just here, creep. No, but they were. But they were just here. Of course, that one doesn't work. This one does. Check it out. 311 is coming back to town. If you didn't make it over to Space Center Houston to check them out, we had to keep hush hush until that show was over with. Okay, 311, and I'm telling you, one of the funnest live bands and these two bands are perfect for each other. One of the funnest live bands, Dirty Hats. They are so much fun live. It's so great. I mean, 311 is great too. Don't get me wrong, they're great live. Everybody knows that. But the Dirty Heads, if you don't, like have them in your regular playlist, I'm telling you, the Dirty Heads are so much fun live. They're playing together, they're out on tour, they're playing here. August 23rd, Woodlands Pavilion. Tickets will go on sale this Friday at [e-mail] I have a pair of tickets for caller 10 right now.

[B]

Now. Oh, yes, you do.

[A]

713-212-5945. The very first pair of tickets to 311 Dirty Heads. Call now. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and home of

[B]

the Rod ryan Morning Show. 945 the buzz 94.

[A]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Yeah, we snuck in a little concert announcement in there on you, 311 with dirty heads coming to town. August traffic 23rd playing the woodlands Pavilion. I talked about how great the Dirty Heads are. Live. Tickets not going on sale until this Friday. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. Hey, good morning. Hey, who's this? This is Shannon, your caller 10. Dude, you got the very first pair of tickets. Nice. August 20th, 3rd Woodlands Pavilion. All right. I'm so stoked. They're really good band to see.

[C]

I've seen them once live.

[B]

It's.

[A]

It's gonna be awesome. Which, which one did you see live they were at White Oak Music Hall a few years back. Dirty Heads. Yeah, Dirty Heads. And I think it was like the Elevators and some other. Yeah. Guys with them.

[C]

But yeah, it was amazing.

[A]

Oh my God. The dudes are just. They're just like surfer dudes. They're so laid back. They're so fun on stage. We got a chance. And the crowd was amazing too. I mean, those people were awesome to party with. Crowd is chill, little contact high. Hey, whatever you do you. You do you at the concert. Okay, listen, you're confusing me with Alex right now. Shannon, hang on the phone for me. Tickets not on sale until this Friday. Mo. We're tickets all week.

[B]

Oh, fun.

[A]

Good to go see both of these great bands.

[B]

Looking up the 311 leads. Singer.

[A]

Oh, geez.

[B]

He's a shirtless one, right?

[A]

I. I told you.

[B]

You told me once. And then I just have to go back and research every time you bring it up.

[A]

One of our ticket winners sent me pictures from winning 311 tickets. And Nick took off his shirt and I. I didn't know he was. I knew the dude was like in. I knew he was real fit.

[B]

But now we're forever changed.

[A]

I didn't know he was on the COVID of Men's Health magazine. Fit. Geez, he's ridiculous. All right, great show online. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the mud. All right. What you doing over there?

[C]

Today's AOL is called Movie scenes in Real Life. And this is where people have taken still photos of movies to the location that that was filmed in. So like right now I'm looking at Kevin and the bird lady in Central Park. They went to the bridge that they were talking on at one point and they're holding the phone photo to where the bridge is. So like where it would complete that.

[A]

Do they go to the mall in Back to the Future? Did you see that in there?

[C]

That may be further down.

[A]

I've seen it before. And it's just so cool that that mall, it looks totally different. But it's still, you know, that obviously that place is still there.

[C]

Yeah. Some of the stuff has changed. The scenery's change, but it just shows like that's the exact same place. Like there's a place where. I love this. One of the new Star wars is that Rey's holding her gun in. And it's in the forest. And they went there, there. The. My. My favorite one is somebody had cut out the people getting off of the plane in the Hudson river from Sully. And they're in the Hudson river just holding a plane cut out over it.

[A]

So cool.

[C]

It's pretty cool though to go check out and see see some movie photos, some movie scenes in real life at the world famous Ride Ryan show page@the

[B]

buzz.com the Rod Ryan show mornings on 94.

[A]

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[B]

When you're going to get through through it.

[A]

We didn't do the whole on Sunday you could have what you gave up. We didn't do that growing up. Everyone is correcting me saying, rod, you could have had coffee this weekend. It seems like it's a popular thing, right? The thing you give up the meat.

[B]

Right. Because mostly because they can eat.

[A]

Yeah. So I, I, I didn't do that. I'm going the full 13 days. I, I will have a cup of coffee on Easter Sunday. When he rises, he has risen. And I will have a cup of coffee. So I'm watching him rise. They're looking at instacart. People are already getting Easter things.

[B]

Oh, you have to. If you don't already buy it. It's Gonna be sold out.

[A]

Yeah. You're big on this. You like. You like the food. Like, all themes, but you like the food delivered. Like, you like. You like people bringing it to you.

[B]

I don't want to go in.

[A]

You don't want to go in the stores, so. 13 days until the Easter bunny hops in. Easter basket items are dominating orders.

[B]

What do we got?

[A]

Grass, plastic eggs. Those are 2,742 above the yearly average. People aren't buying, like, phony grass during the year. I guess it really is the one time of year. Jelly beans are 863% of the above average right now. People aren't doing. It's weird. If you like them so much, can you get jelly beans throughout the year?

[B]

Can you only get jelly bellies?

[A]

Jelly bellies. You're right. Good call. Good call. For many people, like, Easter weekend doubles as, like, a. I guess, like a spring reset. Now, we've had nice weather around here, but I remember planting. People are ordering soil. Soil. Oh.

[B]

Use that to, like, mulch.

[A]

And if you're gonna go gardening, don't you go buy your own soil? Like, you're gonna have some kid drop off soil at your house to go gardening? That seems weird to me. I guess people get everything delivered to their house.

[B]

Now, mulch, you don't have to carry the bags.

[A]

You're making some kid bring mulch to your house in his car.

[B]

Sounds great.

[A]

He's got a little Honda Civic, and you're making him bring mulch to your house. Just go buy your mulch. Easter dinner. When it comes to dinner, ham, most popular main course.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Orders are way up, followed by leg of lamb and rack of lamb. I wouldn't know the first thing how to begin preparing lamb. I've never cooked it before. Lamb chops. Is it like. Is it. Would you cook it like a pork chop, then? I would be.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

I don't know if I could do standard protocol for a pork chop. For a lamb chop, then I could do that.

[B]

You do do the butter lamb, though, don't you?

[A]

I do make a butter lamb.

[B]

I look forward to that.

[A]

I made a butter cake.

[B]

Or did you buy it?

[A]

I made a lamb cake. No, no. I sculpt it.

[B]

You sculpt a butter lamb?

[A]

I sculpt.

[B]

Will you make me one?

[A]

I will. I will absolutely make you one.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

R. Okay. I promise I'll wash my hands, but my hands are all over that butter.

[B]

Really? I'm sculpting and you have a mold. No, you hand.

[A]

Free hand. I freehand sculpt I freehand hands. Sculpt the butter.

[B]

Stop it.

[A]

The butter lamb.

[B]

I can't wait to see the real

[A]

star of the Easter baskets is what? The candy. Right. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

In number one according to Instacart. Well, you people are starting early, huh? Topping the list in 38 states. Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs. Number one, Hershey's Milk Chocolate. 2. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups at 3. Those are an all year round thing. Sour patch kids at 4. I cannot believe the power of Sour Patch Kids. Sour gummies, sour worms, all of that sour stuff.

[B]

Culty.

[A]

Yeah. It's crazy how big it's become. It hasn't always been that way, has it?

[B]

It's my favorite.

[A]

I'm just. I'm out of the candy game. My kid hates hearing and that we don't have a lot of candy around. My. I told. I yell at my mom and sister. Stop sending so much damn candy. You didn't let me have it when I was a kid. My mom's sending all kinds of candy.

[B]

Sweet.

[A]

She's a different person.

[B]

I wanted to check on your mom. Remind me to do that in a minute.

[A]

Ah, she's a pain in the ass. Same.

[B]

But you had to call her and tell her about Chuck Norris.

[A]

Oh, I hadn't talked to her, Rod. I didn't talk to her this weekend. Did she know? She knows my sister. Yeah, she knows.

[B]

I wanted to check on her.

[A]

Starburst jelly beans at 5. Are those all year round?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Maybe Milk chocolate. M and M's. Russell Stovers. Nerds. Nerds are a top 10 candy according to Instacart.

[B]

The nerds rope the nerds. Little bite things. They're what the kids really like right now. You know?

[A]

They exactly are. Yeah. And anything. Ghirar Deli chocolates. That's what people are getting on the Instacart. Yeah. That seems expensive. Do the kid. Do you. Is there a difference? Easter Bunny now bringing chocolate. Do your kids know the difference yet between a solid piece of chocolate and a hollow piece of chocolate? Do you know the difference?

[B]

I don't like chocolate.

[A]

Your kids don't? No.

[B]

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Don't try to force it on them. I try to make them eat.

[A]

Because you're a weirdo.

[B]

I don't like it. So I want them to be better than me and I give it to them and they're like they don't care.

[A]

Does the plumber like chocolate?

[B]

Yeah, but he doesn't like Love it. We don't have it around the house.

[A]

Right. That's because you don't have it around the house. That's why the kids don't like it.

[B]

I try to force my kids to eat chocolate. They don't like it.

[A]

Weirdo.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Will they get. Will the Easter bunny bring them any chocolate in their Easter basket?

[B]

I'll probably put one in the basket just for, like, effect.

[A]

Easter bunny. Oh, we'll put one in the basket, right?

[C]

Easter, Bangladesh.

[A]

I'm trying to help. I'm leading you right to it.

[B]

They go for the Easter egg hunt, and there's chocolate in the Easter egg.

[A]

When we got.

[B]

I'm a tired mom.

[A]

We knew the difference between solid and

[B]

hollow as a kid.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Which is better?

[A]

There's a major price difference between a hollow piece of chocolate that comes from the store or you go to a. A. A candy place and you get a solid piece of chocolate, and you just sit there nashing on it. Oh, my gosh. Just nashing on. I know that you're not a chocolate person. Every now and then, I don't know what was going on. I think my dad was on any kind of a bonus plan. I think he just got a standard rate.

[B]

But there were some years that you.

[A]

You got a solid. You got a solid. Like a solid race car or something, and you're like, we lost our minds.

[B]

Really?

[A]

We lost our mind.

[B]

I don't know anything.

[A]

We're like, no way. Solid. Like, we knew what a solid. We would. The place would go bananas. We'd carry around our parents. Yeah. Solid chocolate. It was a big deal. Oh, geez. I'm way behind. I haven't even got into Easter mode yet at all.

[B]

It's time.

[A]

But Instacart, they're already bringing. I mean, what are you doing with that ham? Freezing it. Who's getting it? Who's ordering their Easter ham already early. You got to get that thing. Like, I mean, turkey. I get the frozen. But frozen ham. I'm not freezing. I'm not buying a frozen ham. What are you giving away on mow the show today?

[B]

I have a pair of chickens. See? Dave Matthews Band. Yeah. Summer. Hello, Dave Matthews Band. May 8, Woodlands Pavilion. You can buy your tickets Ticketmaster.com. but we'd love to give them to you. All you got to do is know the show.

[A]

Is there some Dave Matthews Band fan? I mean, I see. Suppose I could Google, but I told you my experience with AI already this morning. Giving me crappy information. Is there a reason I think Dave Matthews Starts his tour here. Like when he goes out every summer.

[B]

It always happens that way.

[A]

I think he starts here. Did something happen here? Does he like us? I mean, he likes us, obviously, but is there something. Is there something to it? I know there's weird Dave Matthews, dirty feet, people that know all this stuff. I'm just curious if he's. If he. If he is this in fact him starting his tour again here at the Woodlands. Mo's got a question for you on the Flip, Houston's rock, Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show, the buzz. Okay. Hey, 94. Five the buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan show. Let's get right into it. It's time for Mo the Show. We got tickets to see Dave Matthews Band live May 8, Woodland Pavilion. Tickets are on sale [e-mail]. mo, what's your question, broad?

[B]

Why did or what did our friend Chili cruise the streets in all weekend long? What's he driving?

[A]

Did he drive it to work today?

[B]

Did you drive it to work today? I'm gonna go with yes. Oh, he said no. So my question stands. What whip did our friend Chili cruise the streets in all weekend long? 713-212-2-5945.

[A]

It's an easy one if you. I mean, everybody. This is an easy question. Everybody checked out Chili. Six picks. Okay. Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio. Getting 94.5 the Buzz station from iHeartRadio,

[B]

Houston's rock and alternative, 94.

[A]

5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan Show. Papa Roach. Kill the noise. Nine hundred and fifty four. We'll check in with Chili because we gotta find out who he gave. Somebody got 100 bucks from shell Federal Credit Union today on the hashtag Monday selfie. But let's go over to the phones. It's now time for Know the show on 94. 5. Good Morning, Rob Ryan show.

[C]

Who's this?

[A]

Mark. Hi, Mark. How are you? Oh, pretty good.

[C]

Driving.

[E]

On my way to work.

[A]

Where you from? Spring, Texas. All right, well, let's see if we can get you some tickets here today. Mo, go easy on my man here. It's Monday. Come on. Retired people don't like Monday.

[B]

Mark, what whip did our friend Chili cruise the streets in all weekend long? Mark.

[A]

Volkswagen Buggy. Yeah. A Bug. Yeah. Volkswagen Bug green.

[B]

Old school.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

He's a beautiful sight to see, Mark.

[A]

Now, he didn't drive it to work today, you said.

[B]

That's what he said. He's shaking his head no.

[A]

We'll check in with him in a Minute. Tell Mark what he's won.

[B]

Mark, you're going to see Dave Matthews Band. They're opening the summer here in the Woodlands May 8th. He will be there. Everybody else, don't miss it. Ticketmaster.com for your tickets.

[A]

Ah, sweet.

[B]

Thanks for hanging out.

[A]

To walking about one song.

[B]

Congrats.

[A]

Here's ma'. Am. Good to get you back in the winter circle, dude. Hang on.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

I have seen him do this before. I've seen Dave Matthews, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Has everybody seen Dave Matthews Band?

[B]

I think that's like a right.

[A]

At some point you gotta go right. You seen him do this cover all along the Watchtower? It's pretty great.

[B]

I don't remember a lot from the concert.

[A]

Oh, having a good time, are you? Fun show. Well, we're going to continue giving away Dave Matthews Band tickets all week. Let's get Chili on here while we're talking about it. Chili, you didn't drive the Beetle. Cuz I literally was going to follow you into the parking lot. I just want to see you get in and out of this. Yeah, I didn't drive it today.

[B]

Drive.

[E]

Yeah, I didn't drive it today because the oil light kept coming on. So I was like, okay, something. I don't want to get strained how you get here.

[A]

So that's vehicle number three. That's down over at your house?

[E]

Yeah, I. I drove with the wife's car.

[A]

Jeez. Okay.

[E]

Hey, and if that one goes out, I still got the Harley. I'm driving the Harley. So I'm. Hey, I'm battling over here, but I'm doing what I came to make it to work.

[B]

Millionaire, let us know.

[A]

Got a fleet of cars, I come get you.

[E]

That's back in the days when I used to make money.

[A]

Let's do cribs at your place with all those cars.

[C]

That'd be sick.

[A]

Let's go look at the whips. All right.

[E]

Bunch of tow trucks.

[A]

Did you give $100 away this morning, Chilly?

[E]

Yes, yes, I did. Congratulations to Dawn Thomas, cuz it was

[A]

her birthday today, so want to make

[E]

it a little bit better? Mondays don't suck that much.

[B]

Congrats, John. And happy birthday.

[A]

All right, Very good. Thank you, Chili.

[E]

This song's depressing, bro.

[A]

Yeah, I thought. Sorry. I thought it would have kicked in a little bit by now. Yeah, it kicked me in the dirt.

[B]

The man's down, down already. Don't get him while he's down.

[A]

All right, this is a little bit more up tempo. We can go out on this. All right, here we go. Eddie. Eddie woke up, hasn't been on. Fresh out of bed, head to head in two years and slapped Brad right in the face. Right. Is that what happened?

[B]

That's exactly how it happened.

[A]

Eddie's not in the hall of Fame. Brad's been in the hall of Fame a handful of times.

[B]

Five times.

[A]

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We could play a game tomorrow. Let's get back into some games. What haven't we played? What do you want to play? Shoot me an email right@the buzz.com. give me some suggestions. We'll play a game tomorrow on the show and then we'll continue having fun. Listen, Mo told us this morning that Mondays even retired people. Monday's the worst day of the week. I had a good time today. I had a good time today. I was dragging a little bit this morning. The rodeo kicked my ass yesterday. There's no shade out there. I was out, you know, just in the carnival. The carnival area, getting after it. But I mean, you know, fried foods, sun. Yeah, I had a good time today with you guys.

[B]

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