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Date: April 2, 2026
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM), Houston's Rock and Alternative
Theme: Throwback Thursday, audience interaction, news, music, and fun.

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Episode Overview

This Throwback Thursday episode is classic Rod Ryan Show: energetic, highly interactive, local, and loaded with pop culture, music, and listener engagement. The crew navigates breaking news (from the Artemis 2 moon mission to political updates), Houston sports, trending topics, oddball fun facts, and lively games with big concert tickets on the line. Today’s episode is also packed with laughter, recurring inside jokes, celebratory music moments, and a sassy discussion about sleep and peanut butter.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

Throwback Thursday Voting & Winners

• Multiple Updates: Throughout the show, Rod and Mo hype up Throwback Thursday, introducing three songs for listener voting:
  • Theory of a Deadman – “Bad Girlfriend”
  • A Perfect Circle – “3 Libras”
  • Meat Puppets – “Backwater”
• The poll is fiercely competitive, with updates at [53:50], [75:40], [103:26], and [118:09].
• Winner Reveal: “Bad Girlfriend” by Theory of a Deadman ultimately wins (played at [119:05]), after much rooting by Mo.

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News & Headlines

U.S. & World News ([03:08], [32:31], [65:21], [95:54])

• President Trump Address:

  • Updates nation on nearing completion of U.S. objectives in Iran, promises to “hit Iran extremely hard” in coming weeks while ongoing talks continue.
  • [03:08] Mo: “President Trump told the nation that the U.S. core strategic objectives in Iran are nearing completion. He promised the military campaign would wrap up quickly…”

• Artemis 2 Moon Mission:

  • Successful launch, minor hiccups (lost contact, toilet issue), closest approach to the moon set for Monday.
  • [03:42] Mo: “Artemis 2 had a textbook launch… contact with mission control was lost at one point, but restored. Toilet issue—now fixed. Crew will make the closest human approach to the moon since 1972, and possibly farther than anyone before.”
  • [12:20] Alex (skeptical): “NASA’s a bunch of liars.”
  • [12:29] Rod (teasing): “We’re just slingshotting around the moon, that’s way less cool.”
  • [66:06] Mo: “They’re not landing, just driving around.”

• Hershey’s Reese’s Recipe Backlash:

  • After consumer and family complaints (original recipe changed for cheaper ingredients), Hershey announces a return to the classic within the year.
  • [04:37] Mo: “Grandson of the inventor, Brad Reese, complained—milk chocolate replaced by ‘compound coatings.’”
  • [05:09] Mo: “They’re going back within the year.”

• Texas Emergency Alert System Statewide Test:

  • Warnings for increased phone alerts from schools, agencies (not an emergency).
  • [33:09] Mo: “Don’t call 911… it’s just a test.”
  • [95:54] “You might get 35 alerts—just a test.”

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Pop Culture & Funny Stories

• April Fools’ Day Pranks Recap ([34:08], [97:11]):

  • Best prank: “Pop-Tarts/Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits” flavor.
  • [34:19] Mo: “A Cheddar Bay Biscuit Pop Tart… now you have to do this!”
  • [34:44] Rod: “My girlfriend and daughter pranked me—living room furniture turned, hid all toilet paper in the dryer.”

• Celebrity News

  • [05:21] Megan Thee Stallion hospitalized during “Moulin Rouge” on Broadway due to “exhaustion.”
  • [69:24] Mo: “Her rep revealed it was extreme exhaustion, dehydration, vasoconstriction… She’s back on stage tonight.”
  • [37:16] Eugene Mirman (Bob’s Burgers’ “Gene”) rescued from a burning EV by NH Governor’s security detail.

• Weezer’s New Song “Shine Again” ([37:34], [99:54])

  • First release with new label, performed at October Houston show; reviews mixed-to-tepid (“wheezery”).

• Better Than Ezra Fan Contest ([06:01]):

  • Fans can use AI to co-write a song with the band.
  • [06:05] Mo: “They partner with Soundbreak AI… you could co-write with Kevin Griffin or Tom Drummond.”

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Houston Sports

• Astros & Rockets Winning Streaks ([06:56], [39:27], [71:26], [100:59]):

  • Astros sweep Red Sox, winning five in a row.
  • [07:18] Rod: “Does this team have what it takes?”
  • Rockets also on a four-game winning streak.

• Baseball’s “Robot Umpire” ([48:18]):

  • Automated balls-and-strikes system ends first MLB game.

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“Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head Challenge” ([13:23])

• Ongoing daily competition for listeners; today’s matchup:
  • “Other John” (two-time Hall of Famer) vs. “Lewis” (truck driver, “fresh fish” on the air).
  • Questions ranged from Canadian flag (Maple Leaf) to UCLA’s home city (Los Angeles).
  • Fun banter: [18:30] “Release the documents!” – Alex, when Mo asks for Rod’s birth certificate.

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Audience-Driven Content & Games

• Read My Lips ([83:32]):

  • Mo beats Alex, winning tickets for listener Justin.
  • Sample words: “tired celebrity”, “dirty pillow”, “stripper pole”, “wiener magnet.”
  • [92:19] Mo (after winning): “Thank you, Justin! Go vote right now!”

• Poll Question: How Long to Fall Asleep?

  • Ongoing segment: Listeners share how long it takes to sleep after their head hits the pillow.
  • [43:16] Mo: “Thirty seconds.”
  • [44:45] Rod: “I don’t remember the last time I wasn’t just a little tired.”
  • Majority report 5–15 mins, but nearly a third say 30+ mins (see [106:47] Feral Cheryl’s long-winded struggle).

• Food Debates & Peanut Butter Talk

  • Celebrating National Peanut Butter & Jelly Day ([103:55]).

  • Crunchy vs. Smooth:

    • [105:00] Mo: “I keep things smooth around here, thank you very much. Smooth Stan.”
    • [105:18] Alex: “I prefer crunchy. My wife prefers smooth, so we compromised and got smooth.”

  • Magnesium, Melatonin, and Sleep Routines:

    • [113:47]-[116:47]: Lively skepticism and listener advice about magnesium foot sprays, red light therapy, and home remedies.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• [03:40] Mo (on Artemis 2): “They also had some sort of toilet issue… but that has since been fixed. Thank God.”
• [04:48] Rod (on Reese’s): “What have you done to my family’s amazing product? Hello?”
• [12:37] Alex: “That’s way less cool.”
• [32:59] Mo: “They’re just driving around [the moon].”
• [86:42] Rod: “Those two things seem to go—Megan Thee Stallion and Hannah Montana got something in common. Hannah Montana got tired too, baby.”
• [86:58] Rod: “Pa always sends me great words… you saw me shuffle!”
• [105:41] Alex: “I could buy another thing of peanut butter. I just didn’t.”

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Listener Interaction & Show Vibes

Extremely audience-driven:

• Music choices, games (via word submissions), poll votes, and phone calls.
• Rod repeatedly thanks audience for engagement:
  • [64:31] “You make the show great. You make the game great…”
  • [79:48] “Alex, if I could just jump in on trending…”

Banter, Friendly Roasting, and Callbacks:

• Repeated jokes about sleep, exhaustion, and the grind of morning radio (including a running gag about celebrities hospitalized for “exhaustion”).
• “Mo Army” referenced for voting power.
• Frequent call-ins reward “homeroom” listeners with concert tickets.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 03:08 — Major headlines with Mo (Trump, Artemis, Reese’s)
• 06:56 — Houston Sports update
• 13:23 — “Fresh Out of Bed” Game Start
• 32:31 — News Update: Emergency System Test, April Fools’ recap
• 37:39 — Music news: Weezer’s new song, upcoming concert
• 43:16 — How long does it take you to fall asleep? (Poll discussion)
• 53:50, 75:40, 103:26, 118:09 — Throwback Thursday voting updates
• 83:32 — “Read My Lips” game
• 103:55 — Peanut Butter & Jelly Time, crunchy vs. smooth debate
• 118:58 — Throwback Thursday winner play: Theory of a Deadman

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Final Notes

The Rod Ryan Show on Throwback Thursday is a robust, listener-first morning circus: upbeat rock and alternative favorites, Houston sports, odd news, laugh-out-loud games, food confessions, sleep woes, and endless banter.

• New listeners encounter a whirlwind of segments; regulars are rewarded with callbacks, evolving in-jokes, and a sense of being part of the show’s fabric.
• Music is central, but so is audience participation: concert tickets, on-air games, and poll engagement drive the excitement.

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Memorable Closer:
[130:08] Mo: “Sandra’s my kind of girl…”
[130:43] Rod: “[Other] John is going for the hall of fame tomorrow – that’s why we’re coming in.”
[130:47] Mo: “Church can wait.”
[130:49] Rod: “We could have had off tomorrow too… but ‘Other John’—don’t say that, he’ll take it personally!”

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Transcript

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Mo]

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Mo]

Yeah, the bird looks out of your league anyways.

[Rod Ryan]

Only pay for what you [e-mail] Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, Ed. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. It's Thursday. All right. Wakey wakey. Hands off those cupcakes. Rob Ryan show. Check it in. Finally throw back 30 Day. Three really good songs this week. I don't always say that. Three really good songs to vote on this morning. Links and guests world famous Rod Reinshow blog page. Winning song played at 9:30. Love Throwback Thursday. Two time hall of Famer John Other John going for win number four. Just kind of slowly getting the job done each and every morning. He was shocked to hear that we are working tomorrow. He could go into the hall tomorrow, but let's not put the cart in front of the horse.

[Alex]

Yeah, you nailed it.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Motionless and white tickets in homeroom on the fun fact flashback Ultra bridge tickets at 7:20. Read my lips. Alex taking on Mo. We're back to the regular regular players in the game. Oh, AC DC tickets to the winner Breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets early in the nine Weezer with a new song released yesterday. Wow they're gonna be playing the Toyota center in October. We got tickets for you on Mow the Show only a 20 chance of rain. Still waiting for that rain to cloudy skies, highs of around 84. Good morning, Mo. What you got for Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

Good morning. In a prime time address from the White House last night, President Trump told the nation that the US core strategic objectives in Iran are nearing completion. He promised the military campaign would wrap up quickly and said the US Plans to hit Iran extremely hard over the next two weeks, while at the same time saying discussions are ongoing. Good morning to the crew of Artemis 2. I saw they wake up at 6am Houston time.

[Rod Ryan]

So they really are think they got us on iheart.

[Mo]

I'm sure. The Artemis 2 mission had a textbook launch yesterday. The four crew members on board did lose contact with Houston's mission control at one point, but that has since been restored. They also had some sort of toilet issue, but that has since been fixed. Thank God. The 10 day journey will make its closest approach to the moon on Monday, possibly reaching a greater distance from Earth than any human ever has before. And this crew makes the first mission towards the moon since 1972's Apollo 17. Big update after the backlash. Herses will be going back to their classic recipe for their Reese's peanut butter cups.

[Rod Ryan]

We talked about this on the show. Didn't like a great grandson chime in, said, you guys are like skimping. That's what happened on the ingredients. This is a follow up. Right.

[Mo]

I didn't remember this story but now that you're saying it, Brad Reese is his name.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

He is grandson of the inventor. Okay. A couple months ago he complained that they changed the classic recipe. He said they replaced milk chocolate with quote, compound coatings.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. What have you done to my family's amazing product? Hello.

[Mo]

They also had to replace peanut butter with, quote, peanut butter style creams. And he's like, what is going on? And Hershey's didn't deny any of this guy's claims, but they're trying to cheapen out the recipe a little bit is basically what it comes down to.

[Rod Ryan]

So they're going back.

[Mo]

They're going back. They said within the year. So I didn't know people were boycotting, but apparently they were. I'm glad for all of you.

[Rod Ryan]

Still going to be the number one thing in Easter baskets this year.

[Mo]

On Tuesday night, Megan the stallion got sick. Had to be rushed to the hospital in the middle of her performance in Broadway's Moulin Rouge. The musical difficult. Yesterday, her Rep revealed Meg was suffering from extreme exhaustion as well as, quote, dehydration, something called vasoconstriction, and low metabolic levels. Then Megan went on Instagram. She's like, it was a real wake up call. I've been pushing myself the past few months, running on empty. My bodily body finally said, enough. She said she felt like she was gonna pass out in the middle of the show.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

So they took her hospital. She'll be back on stage tonight. Rod, I know you're happy.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm happy that we've got a story. These are my boys from New Orleans.

[Alex]

Are.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Better than Ezra.

[Mo]

When I say Ezra Lights, you're like, yeah, of course.

[Rod Ryan]

That's what they're. Yeah, that's their fans.

[Mo]

I saw that today when I was reading about the story. I was like, ezra Lights unite. Better than Ezra wants you to co write a song with them. Seems sounds cool.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex, take off your headphones.

[Mo]

Yeah. Alex, tell us this. They partnered with a company called soundbreak AI. And the company claims that they write and distribute songs with AI versions of your favorite artists and songwriters. Fully licensed. They partner with artists and revenue is shared. So according to the post, the lead singer, Kevin Griffin, is involved, and you actually have a chance to co write with him or Tom Drummond, also from the band. Then you people vote on your song. And most votes wins.

[Rod Ryan]

They're leaning into it.

[Mo]

They really are.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

Embracing it. Something to check out for all you fans, but those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

That's on the music blog page today. Okay. I like the sound of that.

[Alex]

Yeah. Astros won again yesterday. They beat the Red Sox 6 to 4 to sweep their series with Boston. They've now won five in a row. They're gonna have a day off today before they open up a weekend series with the Athletics tomorrow night on the road. The Rockets also got a win last night. They held on to beat the Bucs 119 to 113. Reed shepherd had 27 points on the night to lead the team in scoring. Rockets have now won four straight. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Wait a minute. Four straights?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe there's something going on here. Hey, are you up? Prove it. Come take the first phone call. Make it yours. Make it yours. It's up for grabs right now. Every line is open. 713-212-5945. First phone call could be yours. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on this throwback Thursday. Thank you for being up Dark and early with us again, only a 20 chance of rain. They say there is still some rain coming that's gonna be around for whatever Easter celebrations you got going on this weekend. A 20% chance of rain, cloudy skies, highs of around 84. To be honest with you, I've been kind of looking forward to it.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Just to rinse off my car with all the crud that's on there. Got to put the car's black. Nothing looks better than a the black car when it's washed.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

But boy does it get dirty immediately. And every little piece of that oak crud is all over it. You can see it, it looks, it looks horrible. I could just hose it off. No, I'm waiting. I thought. Mo keeps telling me that it's going to ra serene so I'm not using my water. I want to use God's water. And it hasn't happened yet. What do we got planned for you on this throwback Thursday? Well, voting is off and running so we got some songs that are competing against one another to be played on this radio station today at 9:30. We got two time hall of famer Other John going for win number four. He could wrap things up nice and neatly tomorrow. If he wins he could get it back into the hall of fame. Read My Lips. Thank you. People are already sending me word suggestions. Thank you so much. I haven't even mentioned it yet. Yet. But yeah. Michael, Kyle o Oil and Gas. Greg's up. Nicholas, Eli, always sending me great words. Thank you. These are just some of the people that are sending words right now. I got to get into them. Why would you send me words? Because I need them. We're going to play Read My Lips today for AC DC tickets and Alex takes on Mo. Should be a great game. Yeah, Alex is excited because there's like a new music track that you guys listen to.

[Mo]

It is right. It pumps us up.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. So all morning long I'm gonna beat you up. Until we play it around 8:20. I need you to send me some great words. All right. Wow. Every phone line ringing. Say hi to Rocky. Rocky. Hey, how you doing brother Rock? I'm doing great, man. Good morning to you. What are you doing? Good morning. I'm driving to work. Yeah, yeah. What do you do, Rocky? I work for Oil and Gas. Did you used to get Fridays off? That was a really big thing here. Right when I moved here every other Friday all the oil and gas people didn't work. Every other Friday I'm off. Yeah, that's correct. But I do Work tomorrow. I just don't hear. I guess I just don't hear it. Talked about as much. It was such a huge deal. Every other Friday?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Is your Dugout every other Friday off? Yes.

[Mo]

He has a good life.

[Rod Ryan]

I do. I was asking Mo about the plumber.

[Mo]

Yeah. He's actually oil and gas. He's not really a plumber. We can talk about that later.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. So. So, Rocky, what's on your mind? The Astros, they're doing better than I expected. Okay. Everybody panicked a little bit. Those. The. The home opener and then the second game. But then I went on Saturday and they won. So that makes sense. I kind of turned it around. You're welcome, Rocky. I think you did you on opening day and Sunday. Okay, so Sunday they won again. So that was good. But, yeah, opening day stunk.

[Mo]

It was a little stinky.

[Alex]

Yeah, it did suck.

[Rod Ryan]

Does this team have what it takes? Does this team have what it takes? Rocky, are you seeing something? That maybe this team could go deep into the playoffs this year if we stay healthy enough. I think. I think we have a chance. I think you're right, dude.

[Mo]

That's good.

[Rod Ryan]

I think. I hope you're right. I'm gonna say that I hope you're right. All right, Rocky, listen. Thanks for getting us started today, bro. Appreciate you. Listen. Yes, sir. Thank you so much. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. Rocky. I'm gonna take a short break. When we come back and I'll rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for our game. It's called the Fresh out of Bed. Head to head, the Buzz. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Mo, I thought you told me yesterday you are doing rec checks here.

[Mo]

I'm out.

[Rod Ryan]

You're not doing rec checks. Did I not get the memo? What is it gonna be in or. All right, let's see if we get this rec check thing squared away today. Maybe.

[Mo]

Maybe. I'll be here.

[Rod Ryan]

20% chance of rain. Nothing over that. Cloudy skies. Highs of around 84 for your Throwback Thursday. Hey, Alex, what's trending?

[Alex]

Artemis 2 is trending. Their stupid rocket to not go to the moon. But they're making everything they're gonna do. NASA's a bunch of liars.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex was destroyed when he found out that all these headlines that said we return to the moon, we're not at all. We are not. We're just slingshott around the moon.

[Alex]

That's way less cool.

[Rod Ryan]

But we're going to the dark side of the moon. I don't care. Pink Floyd fans are.

[Alex]

I've looked at the moon since yesterday. Haven't looked at it.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, when was that pink moon, Mo?

[Mo]

It was overnight.

[Alex]

Yeah, right.

[Rod Ryan]

Probably right now Alex is boycotting it.

[Mo]

I didn't see it.

[Alex]

My podcast. We launched a boycott of the moon yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

Hashtag, not my moon.

[Mo]

Not my moon.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, what else?

[Alex]

Earthquake is trending. There was a 4.6 magnitude earthquake in Santa Cruz, California overnight, and people are talking about that this morning. And then Tiger woods continues to trend. A judge gave him approval to leave the United States for treatment. So he's going to be going somewhere else besides the United States to seek treatment and get help. And that is what's trending on 95 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, where's other John? Good morning, everybody. This is two time hall of famer.

[Alex]

Other jobs. Now.

[Rod Ryan]

You're fresh out of bed. Head to head.

[Alex]

Three day championship. I hope to be on the rest of the week. Join me on Thursday when I hope to make it win number four.

[Rod Ryan]

That's where it stopped. I thought we had like a special guest on that one. Yeah, what the hell? I didn't do it. All right, here we go. Traffic that. What else? Make a list.

[Mo]

Happy Thursday.

[Rod Ryan]

Start making a list. What we need here? I need somebody to play other John who's gonna really test this guy. 713-212-5945. Come on. Bring me the best. Ron Ryan. Happy Easter. Be sure to wash the eggs or that bunny could give you pink eye on 94. Five the buzz. Here we go. 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you for being up early with us. I found it. I don't know why it was missing, but John's Other John's victory speech was missing a piece.

[Alex]

Join me on Thursday when I hope to make it win number four.

[Rod Ryan]

There it is.

[Mo]

Thanks for finding it, Rod.

[Rod Ryan]

I just disappeared. Good morning, everybody. It's Throwback Thursday. Have you taken the time? I get it. Super needy. Have you taken the time to help me do my job? I'm so reliant on you guys. I. I need you to vote on Throwback Thursday. This morning we got three songs. Did I tell you the songs yet? I didn't. I said they were great. Theory of a Dead Man. Bad Girlfriend. Song's awesome. A great stripper song. A Perfect Circle. Three Libras. Great song. Meet puppets. Backwater. I may have to kind of re familiarize yourself or I may have to re familiarize you guys with the significance of who the Meat Puppets are. But Kurt Cobain loved them and that was a big hit. Meat puppets Backwater was huge for them. So that's what you have to vote on. The other thing I need you to do is send me email via email word suggestions for Read my lips. We're gonna play Read my lips at 8:20 this morning. But I need some great words for to use during the game. Okay? So if you can work on those things, I'll do this. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. Yo, other John, good morning. Good morning. You said you were, you said you were hoping to be on all week with us. And then an email came in and asked, does other John even like playing? I said yeah, I think he likes, I think he likes playing a lot. He's just, it's your demeanor is just of a casual, low key, low key guy. But I mean just for that one person. Other John, do you enjoy playing this game?

[Alex]

Yeah. No, very much.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, I enjoyed a lot. Good. Thank you.

[Alex]

There's a lot of background noise.

[Rod Ryan]

I know there's a lot of background noise.

[Alex]

Let me look.

[Mo]

It's on brand for today. John,

[Rod Ryan]

Is that any better?

[Alex]

Yeah, that's much better. Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

It is. Okay, great.

[Alex]

I couldn't hear you at all.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, let's. Hi, say hi to Lewis. Lois, good morning. Hey, good morning. Oh, that's the noisy one. That's the noise you're hearing. Lewis is very noisy over there. Hey Lois, where are you at? You're at work. Okay, what do you do? Lewis, is this better? I don't know. John, is that a little bit more manageable? Okay, good.

[Alex]

Yeah, that's much better.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. Okay, Lewis, you're at work. What do you do? I'm a truck driver. Okay, awesome. Is this the first time you're playing the game? Yes, but I've been listening for a couple years, possibly five, six years, and love that, love that. Here I am, bro. Time to make your move. Well listen, that means you're fresh. Fishy fishy fishy fish. Welcome aboard. Fresh fish Lewis behind the wheel of an 18 wheeler behind 18 wheels. I don't know how that works. Lewis, welcome to the game. Game. You're taking on a two time hall of famer. What are they playing for?

[Mo]

We're playing for poppy tickets today. Poppy House of Blues, August 13th.

[Rod Ryan]

Good luck. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Lewis, you just gotta shout out your name, say it before John, then I'll come to you. And then you just give me the answer. It's easy, dude. It's so easy.

[Mo]

It's fun.

[Rod Ryan]

So happy that you're on YouTube, John. Here we go. Question number one. What trees leaf is on the Canadian flag? Other John. Maple. The maple leaf. That's correct. It's correct. Answer. Go ahead, make your Canadian jokes.

[Mo]

I tend to get a lot of Canadian questions.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm an American.

[Mo]

I mean, I mean, you've never shown me headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

I am an American. I have like my license.

[Mo]

I've never seen your birth certificate.

[Rod Ryan]

You need my birth certificate. Okay, I'll bring that in.

[Alex]

Release the documents.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, John is on the board. I have not seen anybody's birth certificate that I've ever worked with. I just want you to know, clear things up. I've been doing this a long time. I have never seen one of my co workers birth certificates. Lewis, you did good on that. You were just, you were right behind John. Okay. All right, you're ready. You're close. He sounds like he's ready. Here we go. UCLA has won the most NCAA men's basketball championships. Lewis, I love you. Go for it. Need an answer. You got three seconds. College basketball is his answer. Oh, my God. No, it's okay. That's okay. I like the fact that you, you got in there, took a cut your first game ever. Other John, UCLA has won the most NCAA men's basketball championships with 11. What city is UCLA in? Los Angeles. Yeah, that's one of those mo. 10 minute questions.

[Mo]

You're welcome.

[Rod Ryan]

I almost jumped in.

[Alex]

It was gonna say Yukon in case we're going for women, but

[Rod Ryan]

all right. Hey, listen, Louis, you did real good. You did real good for your first time. You're going up against a two time hall of Famer, bro. Took a cut, stepped up to the plate. Three games of it, John.

[Alex]

That's right. Thank you. I'll be ready for next time.

[Rod Ryan]

Lewis, I want to hear you on this game again for sure. Other John, Tomorrow we're working. You sounded shocked by that. We'll be here. Are you able to play tomorrow morning? You are able to play tomorrow morning?

[Alex]

Yes, I'm able to.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Dude, he's going for the hall of Fame. Going.

[Mo]

He probably has a day off. He's gonna sleep in.

[Rod Ryan]

Of course he does.

[Mo]

Tomorrow on 94. Five the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Alex]

There you have it.

[Rod Ryan]

Those are chili's guys. That's pod and youth of the nation. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning homeroom. Appreciate you guys hanging and chilling with us. Don't see anything over a 20. Chance of rain. Cloudy skies today. Highs of around 84. You've been able to get out and touch grass every, have you? Oh, I'm looking around the room. Have you? Yeah.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

You were talking about doing some mulching yesterday. When you.

[Mo]

Mulching yesterday? The kids have been in the pool every day. Like we are enjoying that sunshine.

[Rod Ryan]

The pool heated. No, Kids don't care.

[Mo]

Monsters.

[Rod Ryan]

Kids don't care. They don't care. I do care.

[Mo]

I do.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't do it. Yeah, we would bet. Now it's April where I grew up.

[Mo]

Oh gosh, we were so worried in winter coats.

[Rod Ryan]

June, okay. School got out middle of June and that was always like, oh my God, is the pool. We had, you know, we had an 18 foot rusted out above ground pool, of course. And I remember like right around the time of school's getting out, it's still, the water is cold, right? How cold? I don't know, low 80s. And we would beg to go swimming. I was like, no, you can't. It's too cold. I go, mom, it's not too cold for us. Let us go. So she's like, finally, like, we just wore my mom down. We get in the pool, we're in there, our lips are turning blue. And my mom's like, see? Like, no, they don't see.

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[Rod Ryan]

See you see us in here. This is great. We're loving it.

[Mo]

So happy.

[Rod Ryan]

We had to stay in even though we were dying. We had to stay in just because we didn't want her to be right.

[Mo]

They seem unfazed.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh my God. My lips were blue. The fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion.

[Alex]

Good morning everybody. This is two time hall of famer, other John. Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Alex]

And I do love playing this game.

[Rod Ryan]

I am your fresh out of bed

[Alex]

head to head four day champion. Join me on Friday when I hope

[Rod Ryan]

to make it win number five and

[Alex]

get back in the hall of fame.

[Rod Ryan]

Most of you know I give suggestions for victory speeches. I use the word like he upgraded it to love.

[Mo]

Love.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. He said he that's loves playing this game. So there you have it. At one email, I was thinking that he was like playing under duress or something. Motionless in white tickets with a bunch of other bands. Mo's got a pair of tickets to give to you. But first it's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Here we go with some fun facts. Minions from. I guess they started on Despicable Me.

[Mo]

Oh yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And then they just kind of took off on their own Minions. The. Even though the Minions franchise, they speak a fictional language and it's funny. It's really funny. It's really good. They are still redubbed for each language the films are released in so that their speech patterns are recognizable to that audience. So those Minions are speaking English minion to us. And if they redub that in like Chinese. Yes, Chinese, minion, Mandarin or whatever. Yeah. They will do it so that it is relatable to that language and that country. That's a lot of work.

[Mo]

But that's what they say, relatable.

[Rod Ryan]

There's a couple of things that sound

[Mo]

like, okay, no, I get.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, they're like nonsensical English words. Words. So you're in that other country. They would be nonsensical, but they would still be close to stuff that you say there. That's a lot of work. Really weird that they do that, but that's what they do with those cartoons. The longest surgery ever recorded was performed in 2001. There was a team of 20 doctors. 103 hours. That is fun. Wow. Don't hurt yourself. That's more than four days.

[Mo]

More than four days, yeah. Did you see me using my fingers?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I did. I saw you like 1, 2, 24, 48. What's 48 plus 24? Damn it. Yeah. They were separating 11 month old twins who were conjoined at the head and the surgery was a success over four days. Four days of surgery.

[Mo]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

That's unbelievable medicine. Am I right? Unbelievable.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Chia seeds. Seeds can absorb up to 27 times their weight in water. It's led to the hospitalization of at least one person. Easy on the chia seeds, guys. That's neat. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Wasn't that kind of a diet trendy thing for a while? Chia seeds. Because they would absorb everything and they'd make you feel.

[Mo]

Feel full. Full? Yeah. I mean I have them in my fridge.

[Rod Ryan]

Pre ozempic. It was chia seeds. Yeah.

[Mo]

They don't work.

[Alex]

No, thanks.

[Rod Ryan]

I had a chia seed this morning.

[Mo]

Still hungry.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't touch another bite full of chia seeds. What do you give it away?

[Mo]

Motionless and White tickets. We got a pair to see. Motionless and White. Lorna Shore fit for a King and static dress. This is all going down July 25th. Woodlands Pavilion. Tickets are on sale [e-mail].

[Rod Ryan]

all right, Who do we know? What do we know his name to be? Because yesterday we found out his full name. Aloysius Bartholomew Sam. Who is that? 713-212-5945. It's now time for Rock out with your stockout with Captain Cash. There's the money guy right there on the phone again. Hi, Hal. Good morning, brother Rod. Good morning. You know, like we had some cool days. The last couple of days I've actually, you know, I'm like, okay, this hell guy, he's not so bad. What the heck? And then there was that speech last night and I don't gas. What's going on here? What? Tell me about yesterday. Well, yesterday wasn't so bad. The dow was up 224 points. Kickoff this morning at 46,565. Nasdaq was up to 50 to 21,008, 40 bench more. 10 year treasury trades at a 4.36%. And oil now up to $108.57 a barrel. To the most active, the big studs, Boeing, Caterpillar and Amazon. The big duds, Nike, Chevron and Visa. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on the US trade deficit for February. Right now, futures not looking good. They are on the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's it, I'm out of here. This is Howland, Managing director with Raymond James reported by the Ride Ryan Show. Raymond James on Stan, Philippe and Augusta. And don't forget to always rock out with your stock out.

[Mo]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. A member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell. Any security referred to here in this program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Young Finance, Houston's

[Rod Ryan]

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Mo]

Hey everyone, check out this guy and his bird. What is this your first date?

[Rod Ryan]

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[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz welcome back Rod Ryan Show. I was just going through all your wonderful emails. Thank you. A lot of emails coming in with word suggestions. Still need more than though. Email me right@the buzz.com it's your fun back. Looking for Brian?

[Alex]

I'm here.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning. Good morning to you, sir. Brian, welcome to appreciate you being in homeroom. Welcome to the airwaves. Mo. Brian's trying to win those tickets. I'm looking for the the full. Well, I know the full name. Name. His name is Aloysius Bartholomew Sam. What do we know him as? What in Tar Nation? Yosemite Sam. Yeah, he's got the extra with the catchphrase and everything. Yeah, Looney Tunes. Yosemite Sam debuted in a cartoon 80 years ago. Way to go, Brian. What are you giving him?

[Mo]

Brian, you're going to motionless and white.

[Rod Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Mo]

We got A pair of tickets for you. You'll be at the Woodlands Pavilion July 25 for their the Sweat and Blood tour. Everybody else, tickets on sale now ticketmaster.com

[Rod Ryan]

Way to go, big B. Thank you for playing today. Awesome. Thank you guys. Have a great day. Hey Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio getting 94.5 the Buzz station from iHeartRadio, the Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Just working on a poll question. I just put it, I just posted it up on the X at Rod Ryan show asking about how long it takes you to fall asleep after your head hits the pillow.

[Mo]

That's the question. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it.

[Rod Ryan]

So we'll get into that after 7 o'. Clock. This show loves talking about about food and sleep or lack of sleep. But yeah, food and sleep show loves talking about that. So that's our poll question that's on the X at Rod Ryan show. My email is rod@the buzz.com of course you want to email me your answer. A lot of you say, oh, I'm not on X. I can't play your poll. I can't, you know, get in your poll questions. Well, you can email me and then drop me a few words, some words that I could use during Read my lips. Alex is going to take on movie this morning at 8:20. It's 652 right now with Mo and Houston's headlines.

[Mo]

Good morning, Ross.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning.

[Mo]

In a primetime address from the White House last night President Trump told the nation that US Core strategic objectives in Iran are nearing completion. He promised the military campaign would wrap up quickly and said the US Plans to hit Iran extremely hard over the next two weeks, while at the same time discussion saying discussions are ongoing.

[Rod Ryan]

That's where gas is up. Futures hell down.

[Mo]

Yes, ongoing discussion.

[Rod Ryan]

I guess investors didn't like what they heard. I don't know how that works. I don't know how it like seems knee jerk to me.

[Mo]

Today Texas emergency officials are putting the state's public alert system to the test. They want to make sure that everybody, everything works when it counts. It's going to happen today between 10 and 1230. Do not call 911 when you get the alert. It's just a test.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

The Texas Division of Emergency Management announced it's a statewide drill and they're also encouraging lots of other agencies. Anyone who can has the ability to send out an emergency alert is supposed to take part. So if you are signed up through like your school district or your local government, like countywide governments, law enforcement agencies, weather systems, you might be getting a lot of alerts today. That's what's going on. It's just a test. Okay? April Fool's day is over. Some big brands tried to pull one over on us. I did get tripped up a couple times yesterday. I don't know if you saw anything. Raising canes did this. Chicken sauce flavored coke. It just looked so real.

[Rod Ryan]

There were a couple of good ones. The one that I remember was Pop Tarts. Do you see it?

[Mo]

The Red Lobster Cheddar bay biscuits. Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Make those.

[Mo]

Make those.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't do that.

[Mo]

I want all the Cheddar Bay biscuits.

[Rod Ryan]

A Cheddar bay biscuit Pop Tart. I'm like, you have to do this now.

[Mo]

Popular. The hydrating mask from Dude Wipes. It's for your booty.

[Rod Ryan]

So I got pranked twice yesterday at my house, okay? My girlfriend in London, okay? I came home and all the furniture in the living room was facing the wrong way.

[Mo]

No, that is dedication.

[Rod Ryan]

That's elaborate. And then elaborate and then it's a lot. Yeah. And then like when I picked her up from school, she's like, daddy, I need some toilet paper. I'm like, I just filled up your toilet paper paper. Chicks and toilet paper. One of these days we'll talk about it because I'd like to know what you do in there.

[Mo]

You're ridiculous.

[Rod Ryan]

She's like, I need toilet paper. I'm like, you don't need toilet paper. And I'm. Now I'm. I figured all they did was the furniture.

[Mo]

You thought that was one and done.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm like, you don't need toilet paper. I just filled your thing up just two days ago. Well, sure enough, it was empty. So then I opened up her cabinet above the the hopper and I'm like, okay. So I went in my room, no toilet. I'm like, okay, where's the toilet paper, cutie?

[Alex]

Hahaha.

[Rod Ryan]

She's like, I don't know what you're talking about, dad.

[Mo]

Was she good at it?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know what you're talking about

[Mo]

or is she laughing a little?

[Rod Ryan]

She's laughing, so she's laughing. Where it worked is they think I'm like, nuts. I do laundry every day at my house and I knew that stuff needed to go from the washer to the dryer. So I opened up the dryer door.

[Mo]

It was all in there.

[Rod Ryan]

All the toilet paper was in the dryer. That was A really good one. It was really good. Good.

[Mo]

Oh, I can just see them, like, planning, steaming.

[Rod Ryan]

I got twice yesterday. I got it twice.

[Mo]

I love it.

[Rod Ryan]

But yeah, we have a full kind of a. If you missed it, like, I was talking about the Pop Tarts, all of that stuff. You know, people go and just drop stuff on their Instagram page. It's clever. You see the Cleveland Browns, What'd they do? They're famous for just having a plain helmet with just the browns, like that orangey brown, whatever that turd color is.

[Mo]

I love it.

[Rod Ryan]

They said they were going to put the helmet on the helmet. Like the. The helmet was going to be the logo that was on the brown's helmet. I thought that was clever. Funny, you know? Funny.

[Mo]

Yeah. I appreciate funny people.

[Rod Ryan]

What are we listening to?

[Alex]

This is April fool by Manchester Orchestra.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Yesterday on the music blog page, I posted a bunch of songs with fools in the title.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I don't remember seeing this on there. All right, what else was.

[Mo]

The headline I saw was that the governor of New Hampshire and her security detail had helped respond to a crash invol an electric vehicle that had caught fire. It hit a toll booth divider. Okay. State trooper that's assigned to the governor's security detail, along with two bystanders, pulled the driver of this car. Burning car through the window. And the governor's there with the fire extinguisher. She's got it out. Right. Sounds like an amazing story. Photos from the scene. Intense. We now know the person extracted from the car was comedian Eugene Meerman.

[Rod Ryan]

Man.

[Mo]

He's the voice of Gene Belcher from Bob's Burgers Merman. That guy Rhett for the comedian said it was a very scary car accident, but Eugene's on the mend. If you see the pictures, it's actually really, really insane.

[Rod Ryan]

Now, I don't watch, but I'm assuming you have Bob's Burger music playing. Yes.

[Mo]

That's good, Eugene.

[Rod Ryan]

You know we're on it.

[Mo]

Yeah. Weezer dropped a new single yesterday. The song is called Shine Again.

[Rod Ryan]

Now, I sent this to Alex this morning.

[Mo]

I thought Alex, I was the biggest Weezer fan.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, the car door. I knew you were going to find it eventually, but I found it before you.

[Mo]

You're so fast.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, this is called Shine Again. Listen, Alex, you're the other one that's heard the whole song. What do you think?

[Alex]

It's all right.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. You like Weezer, too?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Does it ever hit or is it just this the whole time?

[Rod Ryan]

It's. It's okay.

[Alex]

It hits a little bit.

[Mo]

It does a little bit.

[Rod Ryan]

It's wheezery.

[Alex]

Yeah, it's wheezery.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex]

You like Weezer? I think you'll be happy. If you weren't into Weezer, then you probably won't really have an opinion on this song.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. That's on the music blog page. It's actually headlining the music blog page today.

[Mo]

It's their 16th studio album. It's a new record label so you never know. I happens with that. And we do know that their tour is coming to Houston October 16th. Toyota Center. Tickets for that show go on sale tomorrow at 10am and we will have your chance to win them before you can buy them. Looks like I got them on know the show today around 9:50. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

I question that. It's just a lyric video too. Like why did they cheap out on that?

[Alex]

Been working on it.

[Mo]

Oh, it's not out yet.

[Rod Ryan]

How do those things not time out, you know, Know. It's. It's a.

[Alex]

They're just putting it. Putting feelers out and see if you love this song and then maybe then they make the video.

[Rod Ryan]

But when somebody just puts out a lyric video and doesn't go a full blown video, I feel like maybe you don't think it's that good.

[Alex]

That could very well be the case with this track.

[Rod Ryan]

That's kind of. That's just me.

[Mo]

They're not putting out their best one first.

[Alex]

Maybe not.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. Come out with a video, you got new music, you're going out on tour and all that.

[Mo]

Like get us.

[Rod Ryan]

Give me storyline. Get the guys in there. All right. Astros win.

[Alex]

The Astros. Yeah. They got another win yesterday, beating the Red Sox six to four to sweep their series at Boston. They've now won five in a row and they're gonna have a day off before opening up a weekend series with the Athletics tomorrow night. In basketball, the Rockets also got a win last night. They held on to beat the Bucks 119 to 113. Reed shepherd had 27 points tonight to lead the team in scoring. And the Rockets have now won four in a row. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Okay. Now I'm adding to my neediness. Need you to send me word suggestions. I need you to vote on Throwback Thursday. I need you to participate in my poll question on the X. How long does it typically take you to fall asleep after your head hits the pillow? Because I've got the national stats. I want to see how our audience lines up, up and then we're just getting started, guys. That's homeroom. All right. I got ultra bridge coming your way in about 20 minutes.

[Alex]

Houston's Rocking Alternative the Rod Ryan Morning

[Mo]

Show 6 to 10am 945 the Buzz

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[Rod Ryan]

5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. Throwback Thursday day Alex maybe about 15 minutes. Maybe we 15, 20 minutes. Let's get into song clips.

[Alex]

We can do that.

[Rod Ryan]

See how the voting is going. Three great songs today, man. I mean that theory of a dead man's bad girlfriend. A perfect circle in there for first time in a long time. Three Libras. That's a beautiful song. Meat Puppets Backwater. It was a huge song. It was a huge song back in the day. It's the oldest song too for sure out of all of those. So throwback Thursday. We'll do song clips. We'll talk about it. We'll check your voting. But you can vote easily on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] 20 chance of rain, partly cloudy skies, highs of about 84. Read my lips I'll be really beat me up for words about an hour from now. Read my lips. Alex takes on Mo. That's always fun. That's gonna be at around 8820 this morning. AC DC tickets on the chopping block. If you are successful, if your pony is successful on the show. Who are you gonna choose, Alex or Mo? Mo. You finally you get done with all your duties. You were mulching yesterday. You had to put up with us three all morning. You got the kids your your dinner, potty training Briggs, all this, you finally lay down, your head hits the pillow. How long on average does it take you to fall asleep?

[Mo]

30 seconds.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a gift.

[Mo]

I know. It's a superpower. I will never take it for granted.

[Rod Ryan]

It's one of those things. Well, I'll tell you my experience. It's one of those things that when you have it, you almost don't want to talk about it. Cuz you hope it never goes away.

[Mo]

Yeah, it's the same with sleeping. My kids. I hate talking about it.

[Rod Ryan]

I will take an email today from somebody that lays down and says that it takes them over an hour every day.

[Mo]

It breaks my heart.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't even imagine that.

[Mo]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

What a waste of time. I know. Like, I would just stay up.

[Mo]

I know I'd be doing stuff. I'd be getting stuff done if I was awake.

[Rod Ryan]

Me too. If it took me that long. Long to fall asleep, I would just stay on my feet and do laundry and clean the kitchen until I dropped.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Because I. Laying there for an hour every day would make me nuts.

[Mo]

No, it's.

[Rod Ryan]

That is an absolute gift that you fall asleep. Is it really that quick?

[Mo]

Yeah. Like earlier this week it might have been. Over the weekend, the plumber and I, my husband, were having a conversation and I fell asleep in the middle of it.

[Rod Ryan]

I thought that was going in a different direction too.

[Mo]

The plumber and I have decided.

[Rod Ryan]

No, off to the bedroom.

[Mo]

My husband, he was talking to me and I fell asleep mid talk and he was like, I almost recorded it.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Because it's comical.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex, how long when you do finally go to bed?

[Alex]

Seconds.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yeah. It's almost like if you're just constantly tired, then it's not hard to just pass out.

[Mo]

Oh, you think that's what it is?

[Rod Ryan]

It's kind of a line. It's a line I use on this show. I'm not complaining.

[Alex]

I'm always like, I'll lay down. Away from passing out. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I chose this position. I chose the time that I get up. I chose this job.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I will tell somebody this, and I think it kind of goes over their head, but I mean it every time I say it. I don't remember the last time I wasn't just a little tired.

[Mo]

Fair.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't remember the last time. Like every time you see me for the rest of my life, as long as I'm here, there's a good chance I'm a little tired.

[Mo]

At least a little bit.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I don't remember the last time, but.

[Mo]

Is there anyone, Anyone that's not like, is there anyone that's like, ah, I'm so well rested.

[Rod Ryan]

I think there's, I think there's some well rested walking around. No way. They're just like so well rested.

[Alex]

I feel like after you turn, like you have to be like under 18.

[Rod Ryan]

Because I don't feel like I've ever

[Alex]

not been sort of tired like you said, after that age, you just got like that youthfulness to you.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. But teenagers, no matter how tired or

[Alex]

lack how much lack of sleep you have, you're like, I'm fine. I can just do, I can go all night.

[Rod Ryan]

Right. Teenagers are a different kind of. They don't know. They don't know. Yeah. But they don't feel tired. The average, if you're average, it's a pretty wide from 10 to 20 minutes, the normal time it takes most people to fall asleep. Okay, my question on the poll, now this is what I was gonna say about myself. I used to be 30 second guy. Now I'm 10, I'm 5 to 10 minute guy.

[Mo]

When did that change?

[Rod Ryan]

Change in like the last three years.

[Alex]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. And I don't like, I don't want it to get increasingly worse.

[Mo]

No. Heck no.

[Rod Ryan]

I, I worry about it. And that's why it's one of those things that it's an odd thing to talk about, like what you two have, what you tell me you have, you don't want it to ever go away. And I don't know if it's just an aging thing where now I'm not complaining, but I would say I'm a, I'm an 8 to 10 minute guy now.

[Mo]

Still really great, still really good.

[Rod Ryan]

But I don't want it to get worse.

[Mo]

You do not.

[Alex]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Rod Ryan]

How long does it typically take you to fall asleep after your head hits the pillow? 20% of our audience under five minutes. Five to 15 minutes. 50% of our audience. Okay, 15 to 30 minutes. 10%. 30 plus minutes, 20%. One out of five people listening to this show takes them over a half an hour on average every night to fall asleep. You know, without getting into the tricks and everything. You know, the people that are over 30 minutes, what's the first thing I'm gonna say? Are you on your phone trying to kill time?

[Mo]

Does that affect you?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it does. It doesn't affect that blue light. Yeah, you're supposed, you're not supposed to

[Mo]

have the TV on. I got the TV on all night. The light, lights.

[Alex]

If it doesn't sure affect you, then Obviously, it's not that bad, right?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. They just say that research, if you're

[Mo]

sensitive, maybe grow up a little bit.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know, be tougher. You know, I'm an alpha.

[Mo]

I remember when we didn't want to talk about this.

[Rod Ryan]

What was the last time you didn't look at your phone a full 30 minutes before you went to bed?

[Alex]

But when I don't have a phone, remember?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, right. Yeah. And that's the recommended, I think, 9th grade. At least 30 minutes before you go to bed, no phone. Like, that's it. Look at your last thing. Whenever you want to fall asleep, look at your last thing on the phone 30 minutes before you say you're going to bed.

[Alex]

You got to check your alarms to make sure that you set your alarms,

[Mo]

make sure everything.

[Rod Ryan]

This is all on the X at Rob Ryan Show. I appreciate you guys playing along with with us again. There's a bunch of emails on this as well. On the flip of this break, Ultra Bridge tickets. So don't go anywhere. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am, the buzz 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Alex was up here yesterday working on a new podcast, Past the Gravy. I heard of it. Yeah, I'm sure you have. You got a new podcast stuff.

[Alex]

Yeah, we talked about NASA being a bunch of frauds. Lied to everybody.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex.

[Alex]

Boycott of the moon.

[Mo]

Really sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

Going back to the moon. That, that not going back to the moon. That verbiage is really not sitting well with my guy Alex over here.

[Alex]

They're doing. Some kid was all excited about it, and we're like, this kid's a nerd. He was like, that kid led to

[Rod Ryan]

believe that we were going back, like landing on the moon. And we're not. We're just slingshotting around it.

[Alex]

We're not doing any of the stuff. So. All right, so you talked about that.

[Rod Ryan]

Continued your anger.

[Alex]

We got really into baseball's new automated balls and strike system. It's like one of my favorite things ever. I thought I wasn't gonna like it, and I was trying to implement it in other ways in my life. Like, if somebody's lying to you, just, like, tap in your head.

[Rod Ryan]

Just looks cool.

[Alex]

The way they do it to an umpire. Like, I want to just do that. If I don't believe what you're saying, I'll just like, head tap. We'll look at it and then we'll find out. We'll get to the bottom of stuff. So we're Gonna try and implement that in other parts of our life.

[Rod Ryan]

Indeed. Just under a week because the season started. Yeah. Opener in a week's time. The first game was decided by a robot.

[Alex]

Oh yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yesterday, two outs, ninth inning. The count is two and one. Ump call. I. I don't remember what game it was. I'm sorry but the ump called a ball. Guy taps his head. They go back, the robot says it's a strike. End of the game.

[Alex]

End the of game.

[Rod Ryan]

The robot decided the end of the game. First time. It's really cool. It only took a week.

[Alex]

It's really cool. And then I was talking about like you get excited for your guys.

[Rod Ryan]

You're. Yeah.

[Alex]

Good eye, good eye, good eye. Challenge in that this guy knows.

[Rod Ryan]

And the flex now is tapping and then starting to take off your shin guards and walking the first place towards

[Alex]

the ump as you're going.

[Mo]

Cuz you're proving that you knew.

[Rod Ryan]

You're right. The new flip the bat.

[Alex]

So we talked about that and then we did a mock draft of Fools because it was April Fool's day. It's always April Fool's Day. Some. So we check out pasty episode 661 out now.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it on links and guest.

[Alex]

It is.

[Rod Ryan]

Perfect. What's trending? Puka Nukua is trending.

[Alex]

The Rams wide receiver entered a rehab facility yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

Look like one of the top receivers, right?

[Alex]

Yeah, one of the best receivers in the league.

[Mo]

What's he dealing with?

[Rod Ryan]

Did he just get a huge contract?

[Alex]

He. I think he did, yeah. He looked like he had been. He was sued for something and then I think there was alleged like drug use tied to it. So him checking into rehab, he's going to be good to go by the start of a training camp. So hopefully we wish the best for Puka Nakua.

[Rod Ryan]

He could bunk with Tiger Woods.

[Alex]

Yeah, he could. I don't go Tigers overseas now.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that's right. He is going overseas.

[Alex]

Lindsay Buckingham is trending. The Fleetwood Mac guitarist and singer was attacked by a stalker in California yesterday. She tossed an unknown. Unknown substance is what they're saying.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I was hoping you were gonna know what it was because I put it on the music blog page.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

What did she throw at it?

[Alex]

Police report just says unknown substance. Lindsay's fine though. Yeah, but she has been arrested and yeah, Lindsay Buckingham is trending. And then Eugene Merman is trending most talking about him in in headlines. The Boss Burgers voice actor was injured in a car crash in New Hampshire. Had he pulled from a burning Car bar. Pretty scary stuff, Gene, on Bob's Burgers. That is what's trending on.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, let's do song clips.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

So we can kind of like dig

[Alex]

a song or right now, after.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, after. Let's. We'll dig into these Throwback Thursday songs. I like all three songs today. Mo, you got some tickets to give away?

[Mo]

I do. A pair of tickets to the Alter Bridge. They're gonna be at bayou Music Center April 28th. They're on sale now, Ticketmaster.com but we would love to. To give them to you. All you got to do is we call her 10 713-212-5945.

[Rod Ryan]

I'll finish the rest. I'll hit the post for you.

[Mo]

Thanks, friend.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, you're calling now for those tickets. Good luck. Here's Alien Ant Farm and smooth criminal in three, two, one. It's the buzz 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on this Throwback Thursday. Yeah, we're gonna do song clips. Hey, Mo, if you could. I know you got tickets to give away, but if you could pull up the voting. Oh, yeah, I got you for our poll today. Well, it is a poll. It's. What song do you want to Hear played at 9:30 for Throwback Thursday? So if you can get that ready to go. Nothing but cloudy skies today. Nothing over a 20 chance of rain. All right, that's good. For those of you that don't want the rain, I kind of am looking forward to it eventually. Coming down. Highs today of around 84. Okay, to the phones here. Hey, good morning. Rod Ryan show. Who's on the phone?

[Alex]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi. What's your name? Joseph. Hi, Joseph. How are you today? I'm all right. How about yourself? I'm great. So on average, when your head hits the pillow, Joseph, how long does it take you to fall asleep? It depends on the day.

[Alex]

It could be couple of seconds to

[Rod Ryan]

a couple of minutes. Oh, you got it. Good. Then you're one of those. Like you're. You're tired, you're ready to lay down and go right to bed. You're lucky. How old are you? I. I'm just turned 42 and I work two jobs. 42. This guy's working. Of course he's.

[Mo]

He's exhausted.

[Rod Ryan]

Head hits the pillow. This guy's out working two jobs. Joseph, you just won some tickets, man. You're. Call her 10. Congrats.

[Mo]

You deserve hell yeah night out, Joseph. You deserve it. A pair of Tickets. Ultra Bridge, April 28, Bayou Music Center. Everybody else hang out with Joseph. You can buy your tickets. Ticketmaster.com first time winner.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. Oh, that's awesome. All right, Joseph. Congratulations, dude. Thank you for listening. I appreciate you. All right. Don't work so hard, okay?

[Mo]

Sweet, man.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, I won't. I try not to. No, no, no, dude, you know how much, you know me, how much I appreciate the hustle. Just like carve out some time for yourself. Go enjoy this show. Okay. I thank you once again and I appreciate it. I appreciate you guys. All right. You the man, dude. I'm a fan. Mo. This is the Meat Puppets. It's a funny name. Yeah, Kurt Cobain loved them. And when you got the endorsement from Kurt Cobain, that was a big deal back in the day. You know, people label him the voice of a generation. Sure. Two brothers, great hair. What? I remember like your hair. The two brothers had mohair.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Kurt Cobain liked him so much that people didn't even really know who they were. He invited these two long haired guys, guys on stage with him at the MTV Unplugged and he liked them enough to have them guest on their Unplugged. They're on the Unplugged album. This was their biggest hit. It's called Backwater. I think it's so old that people don't remember how big it used to be. It's from 94, I'm guessing. Now, is this in last place?

[Mo]

It is 21 of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

It shouldn't be in last place. Guys.

[Mo]

I like it.

[Rod Ryan]

It's good. Yeah, it's really good. Well, now that you know that they got mohair.

[Mo]

No, that's not why I didn't judge.

[Rod Ryan]

A Perfect Circle side project for Maynard James Keenan that he started with Tools guitar tech. This is a beautiful song. I know Alex is a little weird about Maynard. Song is called three libras. Now we've had some success with the Perfect Circle on Throwback Thursday. When Judith has been in there. Judith always wins when it's played. That was written about his mom. This. This was written about three Libras. I guess. I don't know.

[Mo]

It was profound.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. Yeah, I think people need to hear this to remember how pretty it is. Is this in second place?

[Mo]

It's actually in first.

[Rod Ryan]

Really? Yeah.

[Mo]

With 54% of the votes right now.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, let's go to the stripper pole. Yeah, Come on. This is Chili walking in and like he walks in like Norman. Cheers. Chili walks in the stripper club and they put this song on. This is our friend's Theory of a dead man and bad Girlfriend. Beautiful lyrics. Take a listen. Would you. Would you be surprised if I told you Chad Croaker from Nickelback signed this band?

[Mo]

Is that who it sounds like?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Sounds just like Nickelback, Guys.

[Mo]

That wins, right?

[Rod Ryan]

You're telling me it's not leading?

[Mo]

No. And it's 22 of the votes, so it's barely in second place.

[Rod Ryan]

Wow.

[Mo]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, those are your three songs. The winning voting. Oh, you're voting now. Voting bad girlfriend.

[Mo]

Yeah. That song's so good. Yeah. The opening line, like Nickelback.

[Rod Ryan]

The opening line, even though it's bleeped out. You know what he's saying, right? Okay. All right. Where do you vote on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] Winning song played at 9:30. This is gonna be fun. Hey kids, look. It's the Easter bunny. Actually, kids, it's the non denomination original spring bunny. Spring bunny, yay. What is Easter bunny offensive to non Catholics? Spring bunny doesn't know.

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[Rod Ryan]

This is the Rod Ryan show.

[Mo]

Screw that.

[Rod Ryan]

Peeps on 94.

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[Rod Ryan]

Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. Blink 182 and what's my age again? Yeah, we ran through the songs. A lot of votes pouring in right now. That's great. I'll get an update in just a little bit, but I'm talking About Throwback Thursday. 3 really, really, really good songs. Oil and gas. Greg says three Libras. One of my top five songs all time. Yeah, I didn't expect that out of him. Okay, he's a switch foot guy but he says but f Maynard, he no showed the meet and greet. I've had my troubles with Maynard too. He's the lead singer of Tool and in a perfect circle and I, I, I've had my run ins with him as well.

[Mo]

What's Alex's beef?

[Rod Ryan]

Alex just doesn't like the length of their songs or their songs okay, fair.

[Alex]

That's good.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, is that a good summary?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Doesn't like the length of the song.

[Alex]

He does. I don't like.

[Rod Ryan]

And then in addition to the length, just doesn't like their songs.

[Mo]

All right, me either. Alex doesn't like them.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't like.

[Alex]

Good.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, well, you're. You're voting for bad girlfriend.

[Mo]

I am.

[Rod Ryan]

Who?

[Alex]

I'll vote for bad girlfriend too.

[Mo]

Thanks, Alex.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, you vote on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. I. I want to update. Alex might remember this. It was. It was two years ago. I talked about this company and this, like, wily startup and I just like. I like thinkers. I do. I enjoy hearing about people thinking out of the box a little bit. And the only reason I'm doing an update is because they may be actually trying this thing out next later on this month. The startup was called Reflect Orbital and they want to deliver on demand sunlight when it's dark outside. Do you remember any of this?

[Alex]

I feel like I vaguely.

[Rod Ryan]

It sounds like science fiction. It's real. They want to send up thousands of satellites with giant mirrors, and those mirrors could reflect sunlight down to earth at night. All you have to do is open up their app, drop a pin, and sunlight will arrive at your location in about 30 seconds. This is wild.

[Mo]

Why?

[Rod Ryan]

Like, I'm having a party.

[Mo]

But why.

[Rod Ryan]

But I wanted to. Like, I'm having a party at 9 o'. Clock.

[Mo]

Okay?

[Rod Ryan]

But I want the sun, but I want it to be bright in my yard, okay?

[Mo]

So there can't be any clouds. Like, if it's a cloudy day and you wish it was a sunny day, you can't do anything about it.

[Rod Ryan]

I said I like thinkers, okay?

[Mo]

I'm a thinker.

[Rod Ryan]

I said I like thinkers.

[Mo]

I am a thinker.

[Rod Ryan]

I've changed my mind.

[Mo]

I'm seeing it for like someone that works like backwards hours. You know how they tell us, like, it's good to wake up with the sun and get out there?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, they've got bigger aspirations.

[Mo]

It's more than they thinking.

[Rod Ryan]

It's more than your backyard party.

[Mo]

Alaska.

[Rod Ryan]

They're trying to build something that could replace fossil fuels and power. And power everything. So think about helping out solar farms at night and those things powering up 24. 7.

[Mo]

Got it.

[Rod Ryan]

You know, they're only collecting sunlight while the sun's out.

[Mo]

The sun's out.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. Now, they say the scientists are warning that this extra light. Listen, our systems are set up for the way things are, okay? So it could confuse animals, it could disrupt our Sleep. And researchers say the math is not mathing. Okay. They say that it could take thousands of satellites just to match a fraction of daylight. But they say at least a few satellites could launch later on this month and they're going to try it.

[Mo]

Oh, dang.

[Rod Ryan]

How cool cool would that be that everybody's. It'd be like that one house that has a generac generator and it's like everybody, all the flowers. Can you imagine just having sunlight on your, in your, on your house?

[Mo]

Yeah, it seems.

[Rod Ryan]

And you're just having like, and you're just having like a rager at like 10pm and you're out there getting a tan.

[Mo]

What about your neighbors that have like a newborn and they're trying to sleep?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, there's the. Okay, I, I like that.

[Mo]

Seems like their problem, huh? They don't have enough money to order the sun to go away.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't like naysayers. That's what I don't like.

[Mo]

I like to see both sides.

[Rod Ryan]

I like singers. All of these rational things that you're saying, I don't want to hear it right now. Okay?

[Mo]

How much is it going to cost for me to order the Sun?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know, but it's going to be an app on your phone and just, hey, boom. Can I get. But for me, who doesn't like when it gets dark at 5 o'? Clock? It's like, oh, suckers. You like that it's dark at five o' clock o'. Clock. Come on over to my place.

[Mo]

I have ordered the sun to stay a bit longer.

[Rod Ryan]

I keep it going until 8:30 when I go to bed. All right, so Reflect Orbital, their first test satellite could launch later on this month. A little nerdy, but I think it's cool. The Rod ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am the buzz 94. 5. The buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. It's shinedown dead. Don't die. What do we got going on here? Oh, read My Little Lips is coming up, guys. Crunch time. I. I need you. I need you. I need some words. Email me directly, Rod, at thebuzz.com if I use your word, think about how great you'll feel. You thought I was gonna offer you something? Nothing. I was like, I give you nothing.

[Mo]

Stop. It's fun.

[Rod Ryan]

You will feel like, oh my God, they used my word. And then maybe your word will be the determining word. Whether that person wins, wins or loses. I. I can't tell you how great you'll feel about yourself if your word makes it through on the game. People have told me. Rotatthebuzz.com Great word suggestions. Email me. Poll question. How long does it take you to fall asleep once your head hits the pillow? Throwback Thursday. Theory of a Dead Man. A perfect circle. Meat puppets trying to be played. Of those three songs, only one will be played at 19:30 this morning. So. Yeah, I, I, I know, I, I ask a lot of you guys. I ask a lot of you guys. Okay. I can't run around calling myself the most interactive show on radio and not interact. There's Mo right there with Houston's headlines. What you got?

[Mo]

Thank you, sir. In a primetime address from the White House last night, President Trump told the nation that US core strategic objectives in Iran are nearing completion. He promised, promised the military campaign would wrap up quickly. He also said the US plans to hit Iran extremely hard over the next two weeks while the same time discussions are still ongoing.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Oh, big day yesterday for space. Yes, big day for space. Hang on. 4, 3, 2, 1. Booster ignition and lift off. The crew of Artemis 2 now bound for the moon. Humanity's next great voyage begins.

[Mo]

And just be clear, they're not landing on the moon. They're just like driving around yet just to be clear. But good morning to the crew so

[Rod Ryan]

that the fact that they're not going directly and landing on the moon folded in with. There's been about 50 liftoffs of other rockets in the last five years. So.

[Mo]

Katy Perry and stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw people and it's still a great thing. It's still awesome. Am I, am I numbed up to it a little bit?

[Mo]

Maybe you are.

[Rod Ryan]

Cuz I saw like launch something cool.

[Mo]

Camping people.

[Rod Ryan]

The camping people, always. But they showed at least one bar in Cleveland or something where they're like losing their minds and they had a launch party here. I don't care if you go to a bar

[Mo]

party.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it happening so much now that I'm just like, oh, this is official, like do a thing. Yeah, they need to land on the moon, but they're going around the moon. Come on, it's a big deal.

[Mo]

It's a big deal. Will be if Monday evening is when they're supposed to be the closest approach to the moon, possibly reaching a greater distance from Earth than any humans have before. And this crew makes the first mission to the moon. Moon since 1972's Apollo 17.

[Rod Ryan]

They accelerated up to 17,000 miles per hour. It's a 10 day trip. And they're going to lay the groundwork for landing astronauts on the moon to build a Lunar base. By the end of the decade, we got to know that we can make it around the cheese. Okay.

[Mo]

They're testing a whole bunch of stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So we're going to make it around the cheese. Even the dark side of the moon. Pink Floyd fans. And then, then the next step is to land on the moon. You know, we gotta.

[Alex]

We already did do that. We already did do that.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, go back.

[Alex]

We didn't really land. We didn't really land.

[Rod Ryan]

Scope out a good place.

[Alex]

We've never really been to the moon.

[Rod Ryan]

Now I can't work with a guy like that.

[Mo]

Update for you. There's some backlash going on with Hershey's, but don't worry, they're going back to their classic recipe. Did you know people were boycotting Reese's peanut butter cups? I had no idea.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, Tommy, this is a follow up story.

[Mo]

It is.

[Rod Ryan]

A couple months ago it changed the recipe.

[Mo]

It was Brad Reese. Yes. The grandson of the inventor that was complaining that Hershey's had changed the classic recipe. He said. Well, he claimed they replaced the milk chocolate with compound coatings and they had replaced the peanut butter with peanut butter style creams. He's claiming it made things cheaper.

[Rod Ryan]

Everything's cheaping out.

[Mo]

Did you notice the difference?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't really eat them, but I'm sure they're delicious.

[Mo]

Alex, did you notice the difference?

[Rod Ryan]

No. I will steal one from my kids Easter basket. I'll report back if it was delicious or not.

[Mo]

I'm sure it's still delicious. But Hershey's said. Okay. They didn't actually specifically deny any of this guy's claims, but they said we'll go back to the original recipe within the year.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm sure they were saving a ton of money.

[Mo]

They're still making it to money.

[Rod Ryan]

But if sales, if they can notice that they sales declined, then this just becomes a math game.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Is it worth it? Will we sell more if we spend a little more?

[Mo]

It sounds like you got pay this Brad guy some money to get him on your side.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. What's his deal? Is he just.

[Mo]

I don't know. I mean, obviously if you're an heir, you probably get some.

[Alex]

I would think.

[Mo]

Or was it so long ago that they didn't have that figured out and his grandpa just like sold it?

[Rod Ryan]

We work with Robert Reese. Is he in the family?

[Alex]

We asked.

[Mo]

Can you text him? Tuesday night Megan thee stallion got sick, had to be rushed to the hospital. In the middle of her performance in Broadway's Moulin Rouge, the musical. Yesterday, her Rep revealed she was suffering from extreme exhaustion as well as, quote, dehydration, vasoconstriction, and low metabolic levels. I'm sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

Exhaustion.

[Mo]

She was tired.

[Rod Ryan]

She was tired.

[Mo]

I mean, she was pushing it.

[Rod Ryan]

Did a guy that looks a lot like me standing right here yesterday say, I bet you they're gonna say she was admitted for exhaustion.

[Mo]

You did say that.

[Rod Ryan]

Celebrities get exhausted. My dad did not get exhausted. Working 90 hours a week outside swinging a hammer in the cold. And he was on the cusp of frostbite one time.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Didn't get it.

[Mo]

Never hospitalized.

[Rod Ryan]

Hospitalized for exhaustion.

[Mo]

I'm glad she's okay. She's supposed to be back on stage tonight, so we'll see how that goes. Ezra Lights. Those are fans of the Better Than Ezra band.

[Rod Ryan]

You know this song?

[Mo]

It's cute.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it like a. From your college days? It was old. When you were in college?

[Mo]

I saw them when I was in college.

[Rod Ryan]

College, yeah.

[Mo]

This was one of the songs.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

They would now like your help writing their next song. Sounds amazing. Especially for fans. But. But they've partnered with soundbreak AI, which is a company that says they write and distribute. So songs with AI, versions of your favorite artists and songwriters.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex is already upset about. I know, I know.

[Mo]

It's just too much for him to handle him one day. They're fully licensed. They partner with these artists. So according to the Post, the lead singer of Better Than Ezra, Kevin Griffin, he's involved. You can actually co write with him or Tom Drummond, also from the band. And then if your song gets the most votes, it wins.

[Rod Ryan]

And then you get songwriting credit.

[Mo]

That seems cool, right?

[Rod Ryan]

You get the. The checks, you get the. The money rolls in.

[Mo]

I don't understand how it all works with the AI guys, but right ahead, go jingle, Blake. This is your chance.

[Rod Ryan]

He writes hits.

[Mo]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex.

[Alex]

The Astros won again yesterday. They beat the Red Sox six to four to sweep their series with Boston. They've now won five in a row, and they're going to have a day off before opening up a weekend series with the Athletics tomorrow night. The Rocks Rockets also got a win last night. They held on to beat the Bucks 119 to 113. Reed shepherd had 27 points on the night to lead the team in scoring. Rockets have now won four straight. That is what's going on.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Come on, guys. You can email me rodatthebuzz.com word suggestions for read My Lips. It's a big game, too. Not only is it Alex taking on Mo. It's for AC DC tickets, so send me some great words. Rodatthebuzz.com the Rod Ryan Morning Show 6

[Mo]

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[Rod Ryan]

Halfway point of the show People whipping out the bush for that come down 94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show 807 yeah guys, halfway point already. Guys, I had to correct somebody. Somebody sent me an email. Say tell Alex Lindsay is a guy. He was talking about the or somebody talked about the Lindsay Buckingham story. Was it you?

[Mo]

No.

[Alex]

His attacker was a woman. That's why I said she threw something on him.

[Rod Ryan]

She threw something at him?

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Him being Lindsey Buckingham, well aware that

[Alex]

Lindsey is the best part of Fleetwood Man.

[Rod Ryan]

What you this guy sent me this email. He's like, you got to tell Alex. And I said, I gotta correct you, sir.

[Mo]

I go, my guy is the biggest

[Rod Ryan]

fan in the last couple of years. He's become this huge Fleetwood Mac.

[Mo]

First person I thought of when I got the TMZ alert yesterday, Alex. I was like, I'm sorry for your loss.

[Rod Ryan]

Have we heard what the substance was that was Thrown Lindsay's okay.

[Mo]

Apparently him stories insane.

[Rod Ryan]

But yeah, a fan threw something stalker

[Mo]

than stalker stalking him. Oh, golly, she has been stalking him.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. All right. Yeah. No, my guy's a huge, huge, huge fan. Rumors. Ever heard of it? He has, yeah. Yeah, he's a huge fan.

[Alex]

Died on vinyl.

[Rod Ryan]

A big deal. Okay, well, speaking of it's throwback Thursday. I got a couple things I want to do here. Mo just looked at me, and then she said, why is bad girlfriend not winning or leading the votes? And she just thought, well, I loved that clip. Everyone's gonna love that clip.

[Mo]

Like, let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

You went and voted for it. And Theory of a dead man not in first place. It's gonna be tough that per. That a perfect circle song. Three Libras is big. They're. They're big. Like people really like them. What's leading.

[Mo]

No, I mean, like this. The song is like up. I need a hype.

[Rod Ryan]

It's not a. It's not an uptempo song. No, it's a pretty song.

[Mo]

Beautiful.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a very. It's a very pretty song.

[Mo]

But we're gonna play this song that wins today at 9:30.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. First place, three Libras. A perfect circle. What's the percentage?

[Mo]

53.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, that's dominating.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Your. Your guys in Theory of a Dead man are in second place.

[Mo]

30.

[Rod Ryan]

30. Not too far back. And then beat puff puppets.

[Mo]

16.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. There's like a couple old weirdos that are like, excited about the meat puppets in there. Chili does post the videos where you. Where you vote. If you want to go check that out, maybe re. Familiarize yourself. Somebody sent me, and I want to give her credit. Yesterday's. Yesterday's. Three things you must see. This is one of those times where I made Mo come over and look at my computer. I said, you gotta send. See this?

[Mo]

It's rare.

[Rod Ryan]

Somebody sent in the. The word for. And I never talked about it on the air. Baby, Pope. The Pope, baby.

[Mo]

Oh, my word.

[Rod Ryan]

Was the pope, baby. The coolest thing yesterday on our website.

[Mo]

Yeah. And I'm not even Catholic.

[Rod Ryan]

Patricia Gasman, you're the one. You're a real one. She sent it to me, and it headlined three things you must see today. Somebody was holding up a little pope, baby.

[Mo]

Had a costume on the pontiff costume, full pope costume.

[Rod Ryan]

And then, you know, the pope travels with a bunch of guys in black suits and earpieces when he's walking, when he's. When he's cruising by in the popemobile.

[Mo]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

And one of Those KGB guys grabbed the baby.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Brought it over to the pope. The pope thought it was funny. Okay.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And blessed the baby, handed it back. The mom's losing her mind.

[Mo]

I just had goosebumps again hearing you tell the story.

[Rod Ryan]

So great.

[Mo]

It was amazing.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm just gonna you tell you three things you must see today. It's not as good as yesterday. Patricia, it was such a great video. Thank you for sending that.

[Mo]

I'm not even Catholic. And I was like, I don't even. This the pope. It's a pope. It was so cute.

[Rod Ryan]

Chris says I'm one of those ones that takes an hour to fall asleep once my head hits the pillow. Rod. I can't vote on the X. My wife, like, mo her head hits the pillow, it's lights out. Is there any resentment when you're the person that can't fall asleep?

[Mo]

Even.

[Rod Ryan]

Even if the person doesn't snore, but you just hear them, like, they're just peacefully drifting like little prince and princess. They're there. You hear them breathing, and they're just. They're already dreaming. And you're just laying there and you can't fall asleep.

[Mo]

You want to fall asleep.

[Rod Ryan]

Is there a little resentment there for sure? I don't know. Because I'm usually the one that. I'm the one that falls asleep first. There's got to be my poll question this morning. How long does it typically take you to fall asleep after your head hits the pillow? Here's the latest. 41% of you, five to 15 minutes, man. Hang on to that forever. 25% of you, 30 or more minutes. People are telling me as much as an hour, hour and a half that it takes them every night to fall asleep. I don't know how you fix it, but do things or stop doing the things that you are doing.

[Mo]

Anything.

[Rod Ryan]

Turn the TV off. You know, phone. Put it down. You got to try everything. Melatonin. I don't know. 20 of our audience under five minutes. 12%. 15 to 30 minutes. Oh, I feel like it's just getting a little bit longer and longer for me because I'm getting older. I know I don't want to talk about it, but I do want to sing. Time to read my lips. I got mo taking on at Alex this morning. I got one final scan of my emails. I feel like I got great words. Thank you. I know that I like I the whole time from when I walk in at 5:55 on Thursdays. But I gotta motivate you guys to send me great Words. You, you make the show great. You make the game great. I'm gonna do one final scan of my emails looking for great words. Mo takes on Alex. They're gonna try to win you AC DC tickets. Read my lips. Coming up, Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and

[Mo]

home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. Five the buzz now.

[Rod Ryan]

94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. Welcome back. It's Throwback Thursday. A perfect circle has a lock on that number one spot. Getting the most votes for Throwback Thursday. Mo is doing everything she can to get Theory of a Dead man up there.

[Mo]

I'm gonna hear the. The whole song.

[Rod Ryan]

Got burner accounts, voting now and everything else trying to get that to number one. But man, a perfect circle. People want to hear that song. All right, I'm getting ready for Read my Lips. I got great words. You guys come through for me every week. Alex, if I could just jump in on trending. Hi, just real quick, I got an email here and she. Oh, it's Jared. Sorry, Jared. He brother Rod. I've listened to the Rob Rock Brian show every morning on my way to work for years now. I have never called in, I have never emailed, but I have a suggestion this morning for read my lips. What he submissive. What he submitted was autism awareness. Now I'm saying it, so I'm not going to use it to read my lips, but I felt the email was important. He goes on to say, I'm a teacher. I've been blessed to work with many students who are on the spectrum. Today is world Autism Awareness Day and I thought spread. I thought about spreading some more awareness through your show. So thank you. I appreciate that, Jared. Thank you. World Autism Awareness Day. So I didn't know if it was trending, but I felt it was important to mention. What do you got over there?

[Alex]

Well, to follow that up, you want Lizzo or Megan thee stallion?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, Lizzo happened to. Lizzo made some comments about. About losing her virginity.

[Alex]

She said she didn't lose her virginity until she was in her 30s and she was waiting until she won a Grammy. She said she lied about sexual experiences in college to avoid embarrassment.

[Rod Ryan]

Who was it?

[Alex]

She was on Wady Blancos was the man from the Minnesota Vikings.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, we know who it was.

[Alex]

I don't know. I was in that one. Man from Minnesota Vikings.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, well, yeah, I got your joke. Congrats if you got Lizzo.

[Alex]

Megan the stallion is also trending exhausted. She's going to return to the stage tonight on Broadway's edition of Mulan Rouge after being rushed to the hospital Tuesday with extreme exhaustion. She's not exhausted anymore, guys. We got some IVs.

[Rod Ryan]

She's good.

[Mo]

Let's go, girl.

[Alex]

That's just trending.

[Mo]

And I.

[Alex]

The Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, here we go. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you for all the great words you submitted. It's gonna be a great game mode. Time to read my lips. Alex taking on Mo. Now's the time to call. Call chile and say, I want Mo or I want Alex. It's for ACDC tickets, and you guys have been here for every ACDC winner. They're all losing their minds when they win these tickets.

[Mo]

I feel the pressure.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a big deal. Okay. One of the great, great. One of the greatest rock bands of all time, AC DC coming to town with Pretty Reckless in August. August 31st. Who's gonna win you the tickets, Alex or Moe? 713-212-5945. We play after this Easter. I don't even know her. Happy Bunny Day. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. It's all time low with Black Bear and Monsters. This is your Rod Ryan Show. It's a. It's a Throwback Thursday edition. I know you got your mind really getting locked into these words, and you're thinking about my lips.

[Mo]

Wow, what a blessing.

[Rod Ryan]

Any changes? Anything moving around in Throwback Thursday? The voting.

[Mo]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

3 Libras.

[Mo]

I mean, it is getting closer. The margin.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

Between one and two.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, so three library us 45% by the perfect circuit. They lost 5%. That means theory of a Dead man probably went up a little bit.

[Mo]

The Mo Army.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

He's getting after it.

[Rod Ryan]

Last week was a very special edition. Chili got to play just Justin. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Time to read my lips. Chili kicked Justin Furenfeld's ass. Ass. Yeah. Is that what you wanted me to say? Yeah, he kicked his ass. Yeah.

[Mo]

That's proud of you.

[Rod Ryan]

Kick that rock star's ass all around this place. And his manager had to watch and not do anything. Oh, yeah. Paul couldn't do anything about it. Yeah. Normally he's, like, trying save his guy, and he's like, no, I can't keep him from back into the ocean. So we're back into the regular rotation. It's Alex and Mo. Let's meet who's. Who's on the phone here? Hannah. Good morning. Morning. Hi. How are you? I'm good.

[Mo]

How are y' all doing?

[Rod Ryan]

Great. Who's winning today? I'm hoping for Alex. It's a good. It's a good bet.

[Mo]

That's a good bet.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a good bet. He's pretty good. Yeah, he's pretty good. All right, so Hannah is on team Alex and Justin. Hey, Justin. Good morning. Morning, brother. How you doing? You're on team Mo. I'm doing well, thank you.

[Alex]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, Mo. I would have taken her if we were playing shout it out. Shout it out loud. That was a dominating performance yesterday. See if you can continue to dominate. Okay, who goes first?

[Alex]

Mo, what do you want to do?

[Mo]

I like to go first.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, then you can go first. Okay. Shuffling. Yeah, good.

[Mo]

Shuffling Every day.

[Rod Ryan]

Every day I'm shuffling.

[Alex]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

Shuffling the words. I don't know who's going to get what. Yeah. All right, here we go. All right, Mo is now. Oh, I hear that free word. So majestic.

[Alex]

What a be. What a be.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a majestic song. All right, Mo is now putting on headphones where she won't be able to hear my voice. I'm going to America. Right there. I'm going to deliver some of these words that you guys sent to me. Thank you so much. Great job today, guys. A lot of space stuff, man.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, yeah, Space. A lot of space. Well, I was confused when they said that it would be, like, the closest any human beings ever gotten to, but then we land on the moon.

[Alex]

Well, not really, because NASA lied about it.

[Rod Ryan]

This is the furthest we've gone because we're going furthest. It's the furthest because we're going all the way around the moon before we've gone directly to the moon and landed on it. Now we're going all the way around. Slingshotting and coming back. Right, guys?

[Alex]

Thing went way further in projectile.

[Rod Ryan]

Mary Mo's like, remember me? I'm being tortured by music. Can we play the game?

[Safeway/Albertsons Announcer]

Hi.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, you're back. All right, Here we go. 20 seconds on the clock. Oh, you're Chili. Chili's the clock. All right, here we go. Playing for Justin. Slow, fast. Andrew sent this in. Thumbs up.

[Mo]

Thumbs up.

[Rod Ryan]

Tired celebrity.

[Mo]

Diner celebrity.

[Rod Ryan]

Tired.

[Mo]

Donner.

[Rod Ryan]

Tired celebrity.

[Mo]

Donald celebrity.

[Rod Ryan]

Tired.

[Mo]

Tired celebrity.

[Rod Ryan]

Got it. Got it. Tired celebrity. It's the worst. You're a celebrity and tired.

[Mo]

Oh, exhaustion.

[Rod Ryan]

Those two things seem to go. Megan the Stallion and Hannah Montana got something coming. Hannah Montana got tired to be.

[Alex]

Say it.

[Rod Ryan]

There you go. Pa always sends me great words. Thumbs up.

[Mo]

Thumbs up.

[Rod Ryan]

You saw me shuffle. Yes. Buddy. Holiday.

[Mo]

Bucket.

[Rod Ryan]

Haagen Dos, buddy.

[Mo]

Money.

[Rod Ryan]

Holiday.

[Mo]

Holiday. Money. Holiday Holiday.

[Rod Ryan]

Buddy Holiday. Buddy.

[Mo]

Bucket.

[Rod Ryan]

Holiday. Buddy Holiday.

[Mo]

Pocket Holiday.

[Rod Ryan]

Buddy Bunny.

[Mo]

Holiday.

[Rod Ryan]

Buddy Holiday.

[Mo]

Holiday.

[Rod Ryan]

Buddy. That was for. Okay, number one. That was forever. That was 20. That was 20 seconds. Tell me it was your word.

[Mo]

What? Buddy.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, Buddy Holiday.

[Alex]

Bucket.

[Rod Ryan]

This. Bucket Holiday.

[Mo]

I was thinking Easter. I wasn't thinking my favorite band, Weezer.

[Rod Ryan]

I look just like Buddy Holiday.

[Mo]

Oh, my goodness.

[Rod Ryan]

Buddy Holiday. Okay, there's an example of a word sent in by her or because of her, and. And it was her word, and she still didn't get it. Usually those are the hardest, though, when you say something. Yep. Yeah. All right. Reggie sent this one in. Reggie. Here we go. Reggie. Not my Reggie. Alex, I know you get ready for the game, but you might want to look for a drop for me. Dirty pillow.

[Mo]

Turkey pillow. Dirty, dirty pillow.

[Rod Ryan]

Dirty pillow. Very quick. Well done. Yeah. Dirty pillow.

[Mo]

What is that about?

[Rod Ryan]

That came in because we were talking about how soon. Actually, we didn't ask you. Your head hits the pillow. Oh, yeah, you're out. It depends. Usually when I'm watching TV and I'm like, okay, I need to go to sleep because probably like about 15 minutes. That's pretty.

[Mo]

Pretty good.

[Rod Ryan]

Now naps the same thing. Yeah. Now if you ask me now I'm. I'm in that five to ten minute window when I lay down at night.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I'll fall asleep. If you were to ask me, how long does it take me to fall asleep for a nap? I can't.

[Mo]

That's so wild to me. We talked about that. And I'm like, you don't nap.

[Rod Ryan]

That would be a completely different question. I've seen him nap.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

He just doesn't remember. He's sneaking in my house. I see you on the couch sleeping when we were watching the. Like on a Sunday or something like that. He's like, hey, come over. I got some chowder.

[Mo]

Dad naps.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, here we go. Yeah, but he did start when Linda was born. He didn't start with.

[Mo]

Ruin everything.

[Rod Ryan]

I did fall asleep with her on my chest a couple times. All right, here we go. Alex. Now she got two.

[Mo]

I got two for Justin.

[Rod Ryan]

Two. Two to tie. Here we go. Thumbs up. Yeah. Kirk sent this in. All right, Kurt. Stripper pole.

[Alex]

Stripper ball.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Somebody came. Somebody came to play today. Captain Insano in the house. Stripper pole. Take that, NASA. I wonder if they got a stripper pull in the.

[Mo]

Oh, my gosh.

[Rod Ryan]

No, they do not thing at the. The International Space Station. They put one end. Yeah.

[Mo]

So dumb.

[Rod Ryan]

Fun fact. Yeah. All right, here we go. Hey, Astronauts need entertainment too. Well, they had to test strip tripping in zero gravity. There was a research, see if anything. Angelica sent this in. Stop, everybody. Angelica sent this in. Here we go. Thumbs up.

[Alex]

Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

Ringer Dinger. Say it again. Ringer Dinger. Real Ringer Dinger.

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Ringer Dinger.

[Alex]

Rare tanker.

[Rod Ryan]

Ringer Dinger. Ringer Dinger. Ringer Dinger.

[Alex]

I was just waiting for the time to run out on that one.

[Rod Ryan]

You gonna be mad. The Ringer Dinger. Yeah, that was the chiropractic.

[Mo]

Oh, that pulls.

[Rod Ryan]

That's the Ringer Dinger.

[Mo]

The neck with the towel like an astro.

[Rod Ryan]

Like Springer Dinger. No, the Ringer Dinger. It's that apparently Greenspoint Mall. The guy came up with it. But there's a guy in Dallas that's got like 600, 000 followers and he rips their bags. Ringer Dinger. I want one. I can see your dirty pillows. Why did I.

[Mo]

That just happened.

[Rod Ryan]

Better late than never. Yeah. All right. To tie. Justin sent this in. He needs this to tie. Thumbs up.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Wiener magnet. Weird bike. Wiener magnet. Wiener. Wiener Magnet. Wiener bat. Wiener magnet.

[Alex]

Wiener bike.

[Rod Ryan]

Wiener Magnet.

[Mo]

Net.

[Rod Ryan]

Wiener.

[Alex]

Wiener Bucket magnet.

[Rod Ryan]

Wiener Magnet time. Oh.

[Mo]

Oh, Alex, that was brutal.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't call it an upset.

[Alex]

She usually wins. It's not.

[Rod Ryan]

That's cuz she's a wiener. Opening line.

[Mo]

Opening line of my favorite song.

[Rod Ryan]

Bad girlfriend.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Wiener Magnet Magnet.

[Mo]

Thank you, Justin. Go. Go vote right now.

[Rod Ryan]

That's not what he says in the song, but essentially he is saying wiener Magnet. That's Team Mo. That's Justin.

[Mo]

Justin, you're going to ACDC.

[Rod Ryan]

Heck yeah. Yeah.

[Mo]

It's the Power Up Tour 2026 with the Pretty Reckless. We'll see you at NRG Stadium on August 31st, my friend.

[Rod Ryan]

Awesome.

[Alex]

See y' all there.

[Rod Ryan]

Dude, I will see you there. The overtime work word. People always say what was left on the table.

[Mo]

What was it?

[Rod Ryan]

Whiskey Business.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Not Risky Business. It's Whiskey Business. See, if that. I don't know if that would have been tough. Hannah, thanks for playing along. Justin, you're off to see AC DC. Hang on. The Rod Ryan Show. Mornings on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5, the Buzz at Sublime and Ensenada. And congratulations to them. It was just a week ago. Know that Sublime wins the alternative song of the year at our iHeartRadio award show. Okay, so congratulations. So that's. I mean, you talk about a comeback. I already used that term today. But talk about a comeback. Think about a band replacing the lead singer. You gotta look at what Van Halen did. You gotta look at acdc. See, we just gave away tickets. Those are the biggest, like, you know, lead singer, changes of bands. But this is rewriting everything. It's the lead singer son coming back. And not just tribute, but putting out new music. And the there's another single out there right now. And I know we're playing the crap out of this one because it's so good. The next song is all about his dad. There's another song that they've already released the title track of their upcoming album. We had talked about it. Go give that a listen. I I can't think of it off the top. The Sun's in the title. The S u N cuz he's the S o n of Bradley N. But man, it's good, it's good. I we've never seen anything like this before where a son takes over a band. It's pretty crazy, you know, it's 30 years removed from when his dad had hits with the band. All right, guys. Still to come on the show, Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle. They're coming to town October 10th. We have tickets for you early in the N spot. Most got those Weezer tickets, Buddy Holiday, their big hit. They always play that ridiculous. We got Weezer tickets for you on mo the show coming up. Don't go anywhere.

[Mo]

Houston's Rock an Alternative.

[Rod Ryan]

And the Rod ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am the buzz 94. Five buzz. Papa Roach, getting Away with Murder. Rod Ryan show, Throwback Thursday. Thank you guys for all the interaction today. I'm not done with you yet. I still need more votes. Do you want to hear at 9:30? Theory of a Dead Man, Bad Girlfriend modus. I think Alex might have voted for that as well. A perfect circle, Three Libras in the lead. Meat Puppets, Backwater Flight. Fun song, really great song. Just not competing today with those other two.

[Mo]

There's a tight race right now.

[Rod Ryan]

Zero of a dead man catching up a little bit.

[Mo]

They're currently in the lead.

[Rod Ryan]

Wiener Magnet.

[Mo]

They're currently in the lead. I want to say it out loud.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so a lot of you are voting. That's good. I got a poll question up this morning on the X. If you are on that platform at Rob Ryan show, like you to take part in the that and then just sit back and listen to Mo with Houston's headlines.

[Mo]

Thank you, sir. In a primetime address from the White House last night, President Trump told the nation that US core strategic objectives in Iran are nearing completion. He promised the Military campaign would wrap up quickly. He said the US Plans to hit Iran extremely hard over the next two weeks, while at the same time saying discussions are ongoing. Texas emergency officials putting the state's public alert system to the test today. They just want to make sure that all the stuff works when it counts. So it's going to happen between 10am and noon 30. Okay. If you get a million alerts on your phone, they're tests. Do not call 91 1. Just a test.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

So it's the Texas Division of Emergency Management, and they announced this statewide drill. And then they asked any agency, any organization has the ability to send an emergency alert to do so. So, Rod, say you have, like your school district. You're signed up for your local government, your law enforcement, your weather systems. You could get like 35 alerts today. You know what I'm saying?

[Alex]

Jeez.

[Mo]

It could happen. They're all tested.

[Rod Ryan]

What about a silver alert? Are they testing the silver alert?

[Mo]

I don't know. I'm scared it's going to happen at 10:30.

[Rod Ryan]

It's like when the old person goes missing.

[Mo]

I don't. Yeah, I don't. I don't know what's going to happen. Just be prepared. That's what it is. Yesterday, April Fool's Day. It is officially over.

[Rod Ryan]

All right.

[Mo]

There were some big brands that tried to pull one over on us, and I admit I got tripped up a couple times.

[Rod Ryan]

What was the best one that you saw?

[Mo]

I don't know if it was the best, but remember when we talked about. Oh, my gosh, this is hilarious. Great Wolf Lodge, they were doing the ranch shakes or something. And all the kids influencers were so excited to try them.

[Rod Ryan]

It was a real one, though, right?

[Mo]

That was real. Okay. Well, yesterday they, they, they said, oh, we're also going to have a blue cheese one. And they were announcing other ones.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that's funny.

[Mo]

And they had like sardines in them. And I was like, those don't look good. Oh, April Fool's Day. Raising canes. Tried to do a chicken sauce flavored Coke.

[Rod Ryan]

Some of these are like. They seem like they're testing the waters to see if there's interest.

[Mo]

Yeah, the dude wipe one seemed real to me.

[Rod Ryan]

What was that?

[Mo]

It was a face mask, if you will. Like a mask for your booty.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

You know, exfoliation and such.

[Rod Ryan]

The best one I saw was the Red Lobster Cheddar Bay biscuit flavored pop tarts.

[Mo]

I think I'd eat it.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. It wouldn't be sweet. It would be just It'd be a

[Mo]

savory pop tart, which sounds magical.

[Rod Ryan]

Somebody was pushing dog pea bags.

[Mo]

100% leak proof.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

No mess.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Like poop bags, but pee bags.

[Mo]

That's something. It's pretty something.

[Rod Ryan]

I feel like we might be headed in that direction.

[Mo]

You would look at it, though, and you would like, hey, clean up your

[Rod Ryan]

dog's piss off my yard.

[Mo]

Really be doing that. Okay, we've got a full list very funny things posted up on our blog page at the world famous Rod ryan show page thebuzz.com the headline that I originally saw was that the governor of New Hampshire and her security detail had helped rescue a person out of a burning electric vehicle. The vehicle had collided with a toll booth. The governor and her state trooper that was assigned to her security, they jumped in along with two bystanders, pulled the driver out of the burning car through the window. The governor's there with a fire extinguisher. The pictures are insane. Well, we're now learning that the person they pulled out is like a famous comedian, Bob's Burger. He's the voice of Gene on Bob's Burger.

[Rod Ryan]

You know who this is?

[Mo]

Eugene.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Alex]

Sign on Bob's Burgers.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Is he also. Do you know him as a comedian?

[Alex]

I've seen him as a comedian before. He. Yeah, he's more of a voice actor, apparently.

[Mo]

He's on the mend, thank God. That's terrifying. And the pictures are. What a crazy story. The governor was in the right place at the right time, had the security trained officials. It was nuts. Weezer dropped a new single. It's called Shine Again. Kind of the first taste of the band's, what, 16th studio album, their first with a new record label. So fans were a little timid,

[Rod Ryan]

eh? I was hoping that Alex was going to love it. I didn't get love from you. You're the only one that heard the whole song in its entirety when you loaded it. This part's cool. Yeah. Does it do anything else?

[Mo]

Does it go anything after this? Like, does it pick up?

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, you're right. Kind of stays there if you want to see it. I told you I was a little suspicious that they put out a lyric

[Mo]

video instead of a full length video.

[Rod Ryan]

Instead of, like, spending the money and making a video, I said that. That leads me to believe that maybe they don't care. It makes me believe that maybe I shouldn't care.

[Mo]

It's sus. We know. We'll see them. Toyota Center, October 16th. Tickets for that show go on sale

[Rod Ryan]

tomorrow 10am that little guitar run was cool right there. That was cute. That was neat. All right.

[Alex]

Sports Astros won against yesterday. They beat the Red Sox six to four to sweep their series with Boston. They've now won five in a row and they'll have a day off before opening up a weekend series at the Athletics tomorrow night. In basketball, the Rockets also got a win last night. They held on to beat the Bucs 119 to 113. Reed shepherd had 27 points on the night to lead the team in scoring. Rockets have now won four straight. That is what's going on in sports Houston's rock, Houston's alternative all day and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[Mo]

94.

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[Rod Ryan]

5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show, Lincoln park to start the nine spot. We got Breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets coming up for you. Sit tight for that. Again. Another show August is going to be Just remember, be safe saying this. I I've been saying it since February, but now we are beginning of April. Just remember we are gonna run your asses in October.

[Mo]

I kind of want to write it all down.

[Rod Ryan]

We're gonna run your asses in October because.

[Mo]

Nuts.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I haven't even. But it's every weekend. Yeah, for sure. And then there's some cool stuff sprinkled in during the week. October is crazy with the rock shows. It's good. The other show giving away is Weezer, October 16th. And those tickets are coming on Mo the show Mo's been keeping track of Throwback Thursday. Oh yeah, Give me some numbers right now.

[Mo]

Theory of a Dead man is in first place with 44.66% of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Mo]

A Perfect Circles 3 Libras is in second place place with 43% of the votes. It's like almost 44.43.93.

[Rod Ryan]

It's going to come right down to the last minute. Like, yeah, like I'm going to have you final. Like 9:30. I'll have you do one final refresh. Refresh. And that'll be it. Today is national Peanut Butter and Jelly day. Did you think I wasn't going to play this?

[Alex]

Peanut butter jelly time.

[Rod Ryan]

Peanut butter jelly time.

[Alex]

Peanut butter jelly time.

[Rod Ryan]

Peanut butter jelly. To give back my FCC license if I didn't.

[Mo]

If you didn't like.

[Rod Ryan]

I think I have.

[Mo]

Thanks for checking that box.

[Rod Ryan]

Never ate them growing up. Never. What? I don't know what else.

[Mo]

Like them?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I just. Yeah. Jelly sandwiches all day. Jelly and cream cheese sandwiches all day.

[Mo]

You had peanut butter in your house?

[Rod Ryan]

Yep. Never liked it.

[Mo]

It's really weird.

[Rod Ryan]

Never liked it late in life. Peanut butter guy. Never now. Love it.

[Mo]

Love. I want one right now.

[Rod Ryan]

One of the all time great combos is cutting up a honey crisp apple.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And putting it in crunchy peanut butter.

[Mo]

Crunchy. You put crunchy on bread?

[Rod Ryan]

On an apple.

[Mo]

When you put it on bread, do you put crunchy?

[Rod Ryan]

Always. Okay, now hang on.

[Mo]

You want to fight that should have

[Rod Ryan]

been the poll question today. Crunchy or smooth?

[Mo]

It breaks up the bread and like it doesn't spread right.

[Alex]

It.

[Rod Ryan]

You're like. Yeah. If you're eight.

[Alex]

Do you spread with like your hand?

[Rod Ryan]

Do not know how to do it. I mean, did you not graduate to the point where you know how to work with a knife?

[Mo]

I keep things smooth around here, thank you very much. Smooth. Smooth, Stan.

[Rod Ryan]

Over, over. Crunchy.

[Mo]

100% Alex.

[Alex]

I prefer crunchy. My wife prefers smooth. So we compromised and got smooth.

[Rod Ryan]

Spoken like a true man, gentlemen. Spoken like a true married man.

[Alex]

I could buy another. Another thing. Peanut butter. I just didn't.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, that's fine. I like that attitude. It's like. Okay, you don't have to say. You don't have to say. You win. It's just like, she knows I'll die

[Alex]

on a lot of hills. That's one that I'm fine not dying on.

[Mo]

We should write this down actually, because I don't know if there's a lot of hills you won't die on.

[Rod Ryan]

Crunchy peanut butter. All day, guys. All day. Boy. Everyone's talking about how long it takes them to fall asleep for a nap. That'll have to Be another poll question for another day. My question this morning is, how long does it typically take you to fall asleep after your head hits the pillow? Feral Cheryl. Her words, not mine, sent this to me this morning. I get in bed between 8 and 9, brother Rob. It's usually 10 or 11 before I get to sleep. I take the melatonin and I put in earbuds and listen to my shows with my eyes closed. And sometimes I will fall asleep within an hour. Sometimes it's midnight before my brain turns off. And no, I'm not doing no dang chores all the time. I'm already tired. Have a great day. Feral Cheryl. What? Okay, number one. Are you 68 years old? Because you're my mom. Watches her shows.

[Mo]

Yes. Stories.

[Rod Ryan]

Stories.

[Mo]

Correct.

[Rod Ryan]

I got my shows on. I got my stories. I gotta get home and watch my stories. Come on. Nobody says that. No Barrel shells.

[Mo]

Kind of want to bring it back now.

[Rod Ryan]

What is she doing? She's got melatonin. So she's doing that. She puts earbuds in and listens to her shows with her eyes closed.

[Mo]

That's weird. Have you tried the magnesium on the feet? The floor plumber does that. He sprays them.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Does your dude do that every night?

[Mo]

Not every night, because he has weird dreams.

[Rod Ryan]

The magnesium gives him weird dreams. Okay. It's a certain type of magnesium, too.

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, there's something like that. Specific for sleep. Yes. I'm a melatonin guy.

[Mo]

You are?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Do you rely on it, Rod?

[Rod Ryan]

No. It's there.

[Mo]

When do you take it?

[Rod Ryan]

Half hour before I go to bed.

[Mo]

Huh?

[Rod Ryan]

Who am I kidding? Five minutes before it's on the nightstand. I wanted it. I wanted to. I wanted to be the guy in the commercial.

[Mo]

Shut up.

[Rod Ryan]

And 30 minutes before I go to bed, I sleep like a baby.

[Mo]

What happens if you don't take it?

[Rod Ryan]

Nothing. Yeah, nothing.

[Mo]

That's what he kind of says about the magnet or the melatonin. The magnesium is still a work in progress. We're still testing it out.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Yeah. No, it's on the nightstand. It's there?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

It's five minutes before it's right. It's one minute before I lay down. That's when I. It's.

[Mo]

You don't need it then.

[Rod Ryan]

No, I don't. I don't. It's just. Maybe there's something cool in there that is good for me. I don't know. I'm hoping so. Our audience, how long it takes them to fall asleep after their head hits the table? The largest cell is 36% 5 to 15 minutes. The second largest cell is 34% percent over 30 minutes. There are people that are going above and beyond and they're telling me it's an hour to two hours every night.

[Mo]

I can't imagine.

[Rod Ryan]

I, I feel so bad for you. I can't even imagine. That's such a waste of time.

[Mo]

I'd be doing everything in my power to fix that.

[Rod Ryan]

That is the most non efficient thing I've ever heard. Laying in bed and waiting two hours to fall asleep and not doing anything frustrating. I, I, it's making me anxious talking about it, knowing that there's people that are doing this.

[Mo]

I want to help you.

[Rod Ryan]

And then the other two are pretty even. 14% under 5 minutes and between 15 and 30 minutes. I feel for you people that wait a long time to fall asleep. It's terrible. It really is bad. Will this help?

[Alex]

Peanut butter jelly time.

[Rod Ryan]

Just put, just put this on right before you go to bed. Everybody day. I'll do this instead of the melatonin. What are you giving away?

[Mo]

I have a pair of tickets to see Breaking Benjamin. They're gonna be with Chevelle, Tammy Keho star set. That show is in The Woodlands on October 10th. Tickets on sale now ticketmaster.com but you can win them. 713-212-5945 okay, poll question and voting on

[Rod Ryan]

Throwback Thursday as well. Man, keep doing that and then call for those tickets. Good luck.

[Alex]

Houston's rocking alternative, the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[Mo]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz listening 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Welcome back Rob Ryan's show. Thank you for chilling with us. Yeah, let's go over to the phones. Good morning.

[Mo]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, hello. Who's this is Melissa from Humble, Texas. Hello, Melissa from Humble. How long does it take you to fall asleep once your head hits the pillow? Seconds. I'm tired. I'm crawling in bed every night. You know, how lucky, you know, there's people, there's people listening, tossing and turning every night for an hour and you fall right asleep. What time do you go to bed? I go right to bed. What time?

[Mo]

Between 11 and 1. Oh, my girl.

[Rod Ryan]

Not everybody does a morning show.

[Mo]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Rod Ryan]

Some people can sleep in a little bit. Melissa, you're caller number 10. What's up, Melissa?

[Mo]

Pair tickets to see Breaking Benjamin at the Woodlands on October 10th. Congratulations.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you.

[Mo]

Oh, I'm so happy. Totally made my day.

[Rod Ryan]

This is why you don't hear Melissa in homeroom. Okay. She's sleeping in she's she.

[Mo]

1:00am for first.

[Rod Ryan]

Aw. Winter stuff in the 9:00 clock hour.

[Mo]

We love you.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Melissa. Thank you. I'm so excited. I'm excited for you. All right. Thank you, Melissa. Online. It's Alex. Online 94. Five the buzz. All right. Now you told me to get my computer ready. You wanted me to pull this up

[Alex]

and see audio thing. Today's AOL is Creed's One last breath music video. But that somebody has edited it to sound like how it would have really sounded if you were in the mountains or canyon that they did the music video at.

[Rod Ryan]

Now help me out with this One last breath is the homing now cuz

[Alex]

I'm six feet and he's standing there.

[Rod Ryan]

Whatever it is.

[Alex]

The big canyon looking down.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Alex]

But like you hear like the audio perfectly cuz it's mastered and everything. But if you were really on the mountain, this is how somebody edited how it would say sound right there. Makes sense.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. There they are. They're. Oh yeah. They're on a mountaintop. Oh boy. He's.

[Alex]

And then the angle you're looking at him because you wouldn't hear him because the guitar is far away at that point. Have a little echo in the canyon.

[Rod Ryan]

Now he's up close.

[Alex]

Camera angle that changes.

[Mo]

Imagine what.

[Rod Ryan]

It's so funny.

[Alex]

Yeah, it's pretty great. It's pretty great. And it does it through the the entire video. It's almost funnier when you're just listening to it because of like you can't see the changes.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, there's the rocks. This is so funny.

[Alex]

So if you've always wondered how it would have actually sounded to be there.

[Mo]

I've always wondered.

[Alex]

Canyon with with Creed. Go check it out today at the world famous ride R show [e-mail] Throwback Thursday.

[Rod Ryan]

The buzz 94. Five the buzz good morning Ron Ryan show. It's breaking Benjamin. Mo just gave away a pair of breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets. October 10th Woodlands Pavilion billion. Ticketmaster.com has your tickets. We're not done with October. Even in this hour. We're giving away tickets to Weezer. That show's going to be at the Toyota Center October 16th. So those shows six days apart. Cloudy skies 20, chance of rain high of 84. Oh, I thought there was something good here. Jeez. Peanut butter emails. Okay. You want some help on the magnesium but thing.

[Mo]

Oh yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Listen, you do whatever you need to do.

[Mo]

We're not doctors.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, we're not doctors here. I've heard of this magnesium thing and I'm just a simpleton. I bought melatonin because I thought maybe that would help. But then I see a lot of people. Some guy. I got everything from cherry juice to this. That the other thing? Yeah. Holly said if you want to remember the types of magnesium, do it this way. Magnesium glycinate. G. Good night. Magnesium glycinate. Magnesium malatate. M. You take that in the morning. Oh, there's a magnesium for the morning, and there's a magnesium at night.

[Mo]

We're not doctors, but she is.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that metal? Magnesium?

[Mo]

It is a med.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a metal, isn't it?

[Mo]

It's on the periodic table.

[Rod Ryan]

Metal.

[Mo]

We're spraying it on our feet, right?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I was listening to the radio. So, morning. The guy on the radio told me to take some metal before I went to bed. I did not. I'm just saying that people are doing this. You said your husband does this. He does weird dreams, but he doesn't ingest it. He puts it on his feet.

[Mo]

He sprays it on his feet, which is, like, one of the fastest ways, Right?

[Rod Ryan]

What kind of GMB is going on there?

[Mo]

We also sit in front of a red light, so we are a little bit crunchy.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it working?

[Mo]

I don't know. Look at me.

[Rod Ryan]

I appreciate your honesty.

[Mo]

Who knows if any of this stuff is where. I mean, the sleep. Yes. You could tell if something's working.

[Rod Ryan]

What? The magnesium.

[Mo]

I mean, you would know, right? You're sleeping or you're not.

[Rod Ryan]

But the feet. What the hell is going on? Why can't you just drink it?

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

It's like going through your feet.

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Mo]

That's a great question.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, back to the red light.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah, the red light. We're sitting in front of the red light like 10 to 12 minutes a day, wearing sunglasses. You have to wear, like, the tanning bed glasses.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

And it's. It's blasting you in the face.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And what's it doing?

[Mo]

I don't know. Do I look younger? I'm just kidding. I don't know. I have no idea.

[Rod Ryan]

What, do you think you're closer to me?

[Mo]

Rejuvenating Cellular rejuvenation.

[Alex]

Looks like it's working wonders.

[Mo]

Yeah. It helps with pain. If you have a pain point, I believe.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I bought a.

[Mo]

Bought it.

[Rod Ryan]

I told you. I bought one for my shoulder.

[Mo]

You didn't, like, really do it, though, did it?

[Rod Ryan]

A couple times.

[Mo]

A couple times is not gonna help.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a hundred bucks.

[Mo]

Mine was way more than that.

[Rod Ryan]

I have one for sale for 33.33

[Mo]

and you can have it.

[Rod Ryan]

I will give it to you at a deep discount. It's been on my naked shoulder.

[Mo]

You're so dumb.

[Alex]

Don't say that.

[Rod Ryan]

Six times. It's been on my shoulders. Six times. The first two times, I'm like, wow, I think this thing really works. Like, time three. Like, not doing anything.

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Not doing anything. I don't know. I still got a minute.

[Mo]

Oh, I forgot to bring the shake thing in. I'm doing that, too. The vibration plate.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, yeah. You bought that a while ago. Yeah, you stand on it.

[Mo]

You stand on it and you just shake shakes, everything. Yeah. I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

What do you. Is it like to lose weight?

[Mo]

No, I think it's to just, like,

[Rod Ryan]

help tighten things up.

[Alex]

Your core?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

How's that do?

[Mo]

I don't really know.

[Rod Ryan]

Does it work?

[Mo]

I've never stood on it. Oh, I'm too scared. I'm scared I'm going to get vertigo. But my husband stands on it.

[Rod Ryan]

I've got on the food blog page today the ranking Cheez Its is celebrating their birthday this week. Any idea how long Cheez Its have been around? You're going to get it wrong.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Cheez its celebrating their 105th birthday. What years. What.

[Mo]

What did it look like 105 years ago?

[Rod Ryan]

Just the original. They didn't have the cool white cheddar ones, I can tell you that. March 31, 1921, Cheez Its came out. So I got. I got 12 different Cheez it flavors, ranking them from best to worst. White cheddar in at number one. Smoked cheddar at two, original at three. Italian, four, cheese at three. Five heard four. I'll let you go check out the rest.

[Mo]

Thanks, Rob.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, refresh one more time, please.

[Mo]

One more time. Okay, done.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, questions.

[Mo]

I have a question.

[Rod Ryan]

Total number of votes for me. I want to know.

[Mo]

Yeah, that's what I want to know. 3322.

[Alex]

That's great.

[Mo]

Is that good?

[Rod Ryan]

That's a great thing.

[Mo]

Great.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I feel like we've to really get a good sampling. I want 2,000 votes. Okay. I don't know. I just made that up in my head. I want 2,000. 3,000's great.

[Mo]

Would you like to know how the meat puppets turned out?

[Rod Ryan]

I just like to hear you say meat puppets.

[Mo]

Backwater, 9.78%. And I kind of feel bad for them.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, nobody was interested in the meat puppets.

[Mo]

Now, what would you like to know?

[Rod Ryan]

Next. You got a perfect circle. Three Libras in Theory of a Dead Man. Bad girlfriend. Give me the percentage.

[Mo]

Don't ask for the difference. I'll just tell you what they both are. The difference is 7%.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, a perfect circle. Three Libras. What's the percentage?

[Mo]

41.63%.

[Rod Ryan]

So 41 plus 7 is 48. So they got the other one got 52.

[Mo]

No, they got 48. Theory of a dead man. Cut. 48.59.

[Rod Ryan]

Why did I try to do math on the radio? Why did I try to do math?

[Mo]

You're an idiot.

[Rod Ryan]

So what?

[Mo]

One Theory of a Dead Man.

[Rod Ryan]

You got it.

[Mo]

I can't wait to hear the whole song. Let's go. Turn it up.

[Rod Ryan]

Whole song. And listen to these lyrics. It's wonderful. Mom, it's Throwback Thursday.

[Alex]

Whatever the hell that is.

[Rod Ryan]

Here's your Throwback Thursday winner on 94. 5. The buzz. Magnet. My girlfriend gotta have it She's I can't stop up on stage doing shots Hit the manual, ring the bell get her drunk and scream like hell Dirty girl getting down Dance with her she's down but she's coming back to my place tonight she likes to shake her ass she climbs into the be she likes to pull my hair when a man. Much she's coming back to my place tonight I say no one really knows just how far she's going to go But I'm going to find out later tonight she likes to shake her head she climbs into the be she likes to pull my hair when I'm making gratitude she's naughty to the end to know what she is no doubt about it She's a bad background friend it doesn't take her long to make things right it doesn't make her wrong now the time of life the time of my life My girlfriend

[Mo]

My girlfriend.

[Rod Ryan]

Breakfast. Come away. She likes to shake her she cr she likes to pull my head. The Rod ryan show on 945. I pooped. What the buzz.

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[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. 94.5The Buzz Foo Fighter, Theory of a Dead man before that and Bad Girlfriend. Your winning song today on Throwback Thursday. Great job voting. It's a fun song. It's fun.

[Mo]

So fun. I pulled up the lyrics so I could follow along. I was like that. Is that really what they just said? Yes. Yes, it was.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a really good song. It's really fun. Good morning, everybody. Thank you for riding with us this morning. Really appreciate it. Cloudy's guys expected kind of like moment. Mostly cloudy. 20 is the most I see as far as a rain today. Highs of around 84. We've been talking about sleep and food all day, right? We have sleep and food. Every email is about magnesium.

[Mo]

There are a lot of iron glycine emails.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, Tons of. Everybody's talking magnesium right now. I love it. All right, maybe I'll try. I'm not putting anything on my feet before I go to bed.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Mo]

Why not? It's just like, spray.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't even like the name feet. I don't like saying feet. Nobody's touching my feet.

[Alex]

I don't.

[Mo]

Do you ever lotion your feet?

[Rod Ryan]

They don't need it.

[Mo]

I bet they do.

[Rod Ryan]

They don't need it. I'll tell you right now. If you. If you saw my foot right now, you'd be wondering why I'm not a foot model. Okay.

[Mo]

I do not believe it.

[Rod Ryan]

There is not one. One anything on there. There's not.

[Mo]

Never gotten a pedicure.

[Rod Ryan]

There's not one blemish. There's not one rough skin.

[Mo]

You do work out, so that's weird.

[Rod Ryan]

There's zero these things. Those babies are wrapped up at all times.

[Mo]

Wait, you sleep with socks on?

[Rod Ryan]

No. Okay, good. What are you giving away on Mo the show? Gosh.

[Mo]

Oh, Weezer tickets. Weezer is going to be the Gathering tour. Shins and Silver sun pickups.

[Rod Ryan]

Yep.

[Mo]

October 16th Toyota center tickets don't even go on sale till tomorrow at 10am toyota center.com. but you can win them before you can buy them if you know the show.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Mo's gonna ask you a question on the flip. Houston's Rock, Houston's alternative. And the Rod Ryan morning show.

[Mo]

The Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show on this throwback Thursday. You did good today, guys. Good job. Lots of interaction. One more thing to get to you are these Weezer Tickets. Toyota Center, October 16th. You can win them by knowing Mo the show. Go ahead. What's your question?

[Mo]

Hey, Rod.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi.

[Mo]

What company partnered with Pop Tarts to announce a new flavor yesterday?

[Rod Ryan]

This needs to be a real thing.

[Mo]

I think they're hearing so much about it that they are also thinking that

[Rod Ryan]

they got to be talking about it. Right. Like, I know this started out as a joke, but.

[Mo]

But.

[Rod Ryan]

And there is an example in the history of us being around. There's a history of, like, people joking. And then all of a sudden it came to be.

[Mo]

I remember what it was.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know off the top of my head, though.

[Mo]

What company partner with Pop Tarts to announce a new flavor yesterday. 713-212-5945.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi, I'm a boy, but bunny. Hey, I'm a girl. Bunny. Well, yeah. Okay.

[Mo]

Okay. Well, thanks.

[Rod Ryan]

You're welcome. Bye. Happy Easter. This is the Ron Ryan Show. Screw that, peeps on 945 the buzz. Okay. 94. 5 the buzz was stone Temple Pilots and plush Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for hanging with us on this throwback Thursday. Jeez. Tomorrow. We'll be here tomorrow. I don't know. Couple people have asked if we're going to be here. Yeah. Free beer Friday. Good Friday. Mo's going to bring in a fryer, make us some fish.

[Mo]

Oh, is that what you want?

[Rod Ryan]

Fish fry. Come on, do it.

[Mo]

Craw fish.

[Rod Ryan]

Fish fry. Tomorrow. Do it. Bring the tartar sauce. I'll make it.

[Mo]

I have a fryer.

[Alex]

I don't think we can do that.

[Rod Ryan]

You can't do fresh fries?

[Alex]

Yellow ass.

[Rod Ryan]

Air fryer. All right, maybe air fryer.

[Mo]

Okay. Got one of those.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Good morning, guys. We got some great tickets here. The last thing we're doing before we got to get out of here. It's now time for Know the show on 94. 5. Good morning. Rob Ryan show.

[Alex]

Who's this?

[Mo]

Good morning. This is Sandra.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you having fish tomorrow at your place? Can I come over? You know what?

[Alex]

When he said that, I was like,

[Mo]

I have this cod in the freezer that I could definitely put in the air fryer. Perfect.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, Sandra. I'm not lying. I had. I had. I'm not lying. Yesterday's dinner. Cod in the air. Air fryer.

[Mo]

How was it? Nice.

[Rod Ryan]

It was good. Yeah. My mom sent me the Omaha Steaks seafood edition a while ago. It's been in the freezer, so we started busting it out. It's really good. It's really good, Sandra. Do it.

[Alex]

Do it.

[Rod Ryan]

It's good. You're going to love it.

[Alex]

I will.

[Rod Ryan]

I will. All right. God, we get derailed on food.

[Mo]

I do, I do.

[Rod Ryan]

I do. Fat kid, what's your question for tickets?

[Mo]

Sandra? It's about food. What company partner with Pop Tarts to announce a new flavor yesterday? It would be Red Lobster for those

[Alex]

cheddar bay boot scoops.

[Mo]

Yes, girl. Say it again. The way she said it, I loved it.

[Rod Ryan]

My girl, you know, they sell the mix and I've never bought it. Is it any good, you think never

[Mo]

bought is so good. And then I see like recipes where they're using that to like elevate whatever rest other. Oh, Rod, is it. You got to try it.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it just as good as the. The ones they make? No.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah. I think it's always better when someone else makes it cuz they have love to put in. I don't have any love.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, before you give her her prize. Before you give her her prize. Taste the biscuit.

[Mo]

Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

[Rod Ryan]

Taste the honey sauce sauce. Taste the goodness of biscuit with the honey sauce.

[Mo]

Get your honey sauce on me. All right, Sandra, you're going to Weezer sister. Oct. 16, Toyota Center. Tickets don't even go on sale till tomorrow at 10am toyota center.com. congrats. Thanks for putting up with us.

[Rod Ryan]

Thanks. Thank you, guys.

[Mo]

I say you should make some fish with some cheddar baker biscuits.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, maybe. Where do they sell it anyway? All the stores. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if that was a cost. I feel like I seen it at Costco.

[Mo]

Costco.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Sandra. Thank you. Weezer tickets out the door. She's having some cod.

[Mo]

Sandra's like my kind of girl.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. That's what I had for. That's what I had for dinner yesterday.

[Mo]

But no biscuits.

[Rod Ryan]

No other John is going for the hall of fame tomorrow. We got to come in for other John.

[Mo]

That's why we're coming into.

[Rod Ryan]

We were supposed to have the all off.

[Alex]

That's the only reason why.

[Rod Ryan]

But dumb John's been winning every day.

[Mo]

Church can wait.

[Rod Ryan]

We could have had off tomorrow too.

[Mo]

But other John don't even say that.

[Rod Ryan]

He take it personally. Gotta make it here for John.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Who's gonna take John down tomorrow morning? We'll be here free Beer Friday. Other John, he won this morning. Brian won the Motionless and White tickets. Joseph is going to Alter Bridge. Justin was on Team Mo today for Read My Lips. Scored the AC DC tickets. Melissa's going to Breaking Benjamin. And a new Pass the gravy. I saw it on links and guests.

[Alex]

Check it out, you're gonna love it.

[Rod Ryan]

When does it go up on YouTube?

[Alex]

It will be up in one minute.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that's perfect. Okay, 10:00am all right, we're here. So free beer, open phones, all the great tickets that we've been giving away. That means more acdc, more Breaking Benjamin, more Weezer, more everything. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. So yeah, let's do it. Let's go out strong on the week. Don't go anywhere. Jeremy's up next non stop noone or picking tickets with him in the 1 o' clock hour. We'll try to do better. I don't know how you can do better than today. All that food talk and sleep talk. All right, no food talk tomorrow. Well, it's Easter. Of course we're gonna talk about food tomorrow. It's easter. All right, 20 hours. I got 20 hours to figure out what we're gonna talk about tomorrow. Have an awesome Thursday, everybody. Amazon F. Thank you, Houston. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous

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