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Summary

The Rod Ryan Show – May 5, 2026: Full Show Recap

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

Theme & Purpose:
Live from 94.5 The Buzz, Houston’s rock and alternative station, this full broadcast of The Rod Ryan Show delivers four lively hours of music, commentary, audience interaction, and irreverent humor. This episode set out to celebrate Cinco de Mayo (coinciding with Taco Tuesday), mark Mo’s one-year anniversary as co-host, and run major contest giveaways, while riffing on current events, pop culture, and Houston happenings.

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MAJOR SEGMENTS & DISCUSSION POINTS

1. Cinco de Mayo & Taco Tuesday Collide

The crew hypes up Cinco de Mayo falling on Taco Tuesday, recalling the last time this happened (during the pandemic lockdown).

• Food Blog Plug: Rod directs listeners to the food blog for local Cinco deals, noting Houston doesn't always do big unified celebrations (07:59, 85:54).
• “White People Taco Night:” Running joke about basic taco ingredients (grocery store shells, ground beef, Ortega sauce) (75:59–77:40).

2. Mo’s One-Year Anniversary on the Show

A recurring thread celebrates Mo’s first year as co-host.

• Rod and Alex express gratitude:

  "We're lucky to have you." (04:09)

• Mo shares fun facts (e.g., how Cinco de Mayo during COVID was the day she got pregnant with Sailor, her kid):

  "That’s the day I got pregnant – with my Cinco de Mayo baby!” (08:56)

• The team brings cake (tres leches, non-chocolate for Mo’s taste), espresso martinis, and shares anecdotes about first-day nerves, personal milestones, and Mo’s quirks (no love for chocolate, loves wedding planning) (04:25–11:11, 73:13, 101:13).

3. Houston & National News Highlights

Mo handles headlines, with Rod and Alex chiming in:

• Project Freedom: US military effort to protect ships in the Strait of Hormuz; Iran launches attacks, US retaliates.

  "It's a hot mess, Rod." – Mo (04:13, 32:21, 63:07, 92:04, and multiple hours)

• Cruise Ship Hantavirus Outbreak: 149 on board, multiple deaths, ship refused to dock.
• Legal Wedding Crashers: New app lets strangers legally fill empty seats at weddings ($25–$75/ticket); the crew debates the absurdity (64:11–65:24).
• Met Gala Antics: Commentary on wild outfits (Madonna wearing a “ship” on her head, Bad Bunny as old man), protestors crashing the event, and what actually happens inside the gala (06:07–07:16, 67:00–68:46).
• Greta Van Fleet Panic: Cryptic video sparks breakup rumors (06:56–07:26, 68:51–70:01).
• Robot on a Plane: Bebop the robot buys a ticket, boards a Southwest flight, causes confusion. The team marvels at tech absurdities (34:21–35:11, 92:37–95:28).
• Highest-Grossing Directors List: Steven Spielberg, James Cameron, and why George Lucas didn’t make the cut – brief film snobbery, Avatar jokes (35:30–36:51, 95:46–96:41).
• Most-Played Guitar Riffs at Guitar Stores:
  – “Master of Puppets” (Metallica) is #1; others on the list include Guns N’ Roses (“Sweet Child O’ Mine”), Nirvana, John Mayer — and the bit includes Rod and Alex awkwardly trying to recall/imitate riffs (37:02–39:01, 41:51–44:18, 97:15–98:46).

4. Audience Interaction & Show Games

First Phone Call

Listener Caesar congratulates Mo on her anniversary; discussion of the “Marilyn Manson moment” that cemented Mo as a true member of the team (12:08–13:49).

Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head

• Hall-of-Famer “Why Is the Carpet Wet? Todd” aiming for 8th time entry — but is shocked by “Rusty,” a listener who hasn't played in 10 years but wins two quick rounds in dramatic upset (18:30–25:39).

  “Rusty, you were born to play the fresh out of bed, head to head.” – Rod (27:43)

• The team is amazed, tossing out sports references and “miracle” analogies (23:09–25:11).
• “Rusty” becomes a running marvel throughout the episode (“MF Rusty!” – Rod, 27:43).

Risk It for the Biscuit (Sponsored by Texas Hammer)

• Listeners can win up to $1,000 by risking incremental prize amounts — featuring Jim Adler’s (Texas Hammer) voice drops.
• Today, Eric wins $500 by adhering to his preset “walk” amount, opting not to risk further — detailed play-by-play (54:02–57:22).
• A listener used the contest as a probability exercise for their class (103:22).

Giveaways

• Concert Tickets:
  – Young the Giant (25:40, 30:46), Blue October (79:57–82:28), 311 & Dirty Heads, Dave Matthews Band pit tickets (115:12–123:50). – “Know the Show” trivia segment draws from inside jokes & callback questions (117:00–123:50).

5. Houston Sports Highlights

Alex’s Sports Updates:

• Astros lose to Dodgers, face Shohei Ohtani tonight (07:28, 39:02, repeated through show).
• NBA Playoffs: Knicks dominate 76ers; Timberwolves upset Spurs.
• Stanley Cup: Hurricanes and Golden Knights win openers.
• Frequent ribbing about “fair-weather” Astros fans and Dodgers’ presence in Houston (98:50).

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MEMORABLE MOMENTS & QUOTES

• On Met Gala Outfits:

  “Madonna wore a ship on her head last night. What is the Met Gala?” – Mo (06:07)
  “Bad Bunny showed up as an old man.” – Rod (06:37)

• Mo’s Influence:

  “You work here now. This is your station.” – Rod, recalling Mo’s first day (10:07)
  “I’m lucky to be here.” – Mo (04:10)

• Rusty’s Upset Win:

  “You were born to play fresh out of bed, head to head.” – Rod (27:43)
  “I can’t get over Rusty.” – Rod (multiple, 25:11, 27:43)

• On Wedding-Crasher App:

  “I mean, people are that desperate to fill seats … that’s nonsense.” – Rod (06:01)

• Guitar Riff Bit:

  “I told you Cocaine by Eric Clapton. If I could do this at Guitar Center … I’d do it till I get kicked out.” – Rod (42:14, 43:41)

• White People Taco Night:
  – Ridiculously literal about grocery store taco fixings, poking fun at “authentic” vs. basic tacos (75:59–77:40).
• On Self-driving Cars:

  “I knew you’d like this. The technology was deployed too quickly.” — referencing first responder complaints about Waymo cars (110:59–111:09)

• Mo’s Wedding Planning Nerdiness:

  “I love it. I loved wedding planning. Like, I love that whole process.” – Mo (64:30)

• Espresso Martinis at 9 a.m.:

  “Who pounds a whole bottle? For Christ’s sake, it’s nine o’clock in the morning!” – Rod (105:44)

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TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

| Segment/Topic | Timestamp (MM:SS) | |-----------------------------------------------|-----------------------| | Cinco de Mayo/Taco Tuesday Opening | 02:28–08:53 | | Mo’s Anniversary – Stories, Treats | 04:05, 08:56, 73:13 | | Houston Headlines (Project Freedom, etc.) | 04:13, 32:21, 63:07 | | Met Gala & Pop Culture | 06:07–07:16, 67:00+ | | Greta Van Fleet Rumors | 06:56, 68:51 | | Fresh out of Bed, Head to Head Upset | 18:30–25:11 | | Risk It for the Biscuit Winner | 54:02–57:22 | | Guitar Riffs at Guitar Center (main bit) | 41:51–44:18, 97:15 | | Wedding Crasher App Segment | 64:11–65:24 | | “White People Taco Night” Segment | 75:59–77:40 | | Waymo Self-Driving Car Discussion | 109:15–112:29 | | Espresso Martinis Celebration | 101:13–105:48 | | Know the Show/Dave Matthews Tickets | 117:00–123:50 |

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TONE & ATMOSPHERE

Playful, energetic, and constantly self-referential. Listeners are often brought “behind the curtain,” with the team frequently breaking into laughter, lobbing affectionate insults, and peppering discussion with inside jokes and callback bits.

Notable:

• Absurdist banter (drinking in the morning, guitar imitations, bickering about taco authenticity)
• Frequent callbacks to show history and listener lore (e.g., “one pump chump” for quick Fresh out of Bed losses)

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SUMMARY: WHAT YOU’LL TAKE AWAY

If you missed this episode, you missed:

• Jubilant celebration of Mo’s first year on the show (and the chaos she’s survived).
• A legendary upset in the daily show game that will be relived for a while.
• Houston’s latest music, sports, and pop culture highlights—delivered with plenty of sarcasm and local insight.
• Ongoing contests with real listener winners.
• Deep dives into the cultural meaning of tacos, guitar store etiquette, and why certain wedding guests might actually be strangers for hire.

Happy (White People) Taco Tuesday, Happy Cinco de Mayo, and Happy Mo-niversary from the Rod Ryan Show!

Transcript

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[Mo]

I drive my bus in a busy city.

[Rod Ryan]

That's why road safety is so important to me.

[Mo]

I know that I must slow down and be extra careful when I make a wide turn. Buses need more room than cars. Everyone can help keep our road safe.

[Rod Ryan]

Next time you're driving, remember to give buses plenty of time and space to

[Mo]

finish turning before driving ahead.

[Rod Ryan]

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[Alex]

Hit it.

[Rod Ryan]

Hit it. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. Now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. Okay, we're back. Wakey wakey. Hands off Snakey Rod Ryan show. Checking in. Happy Cinco de Mayo. People losing their minds. Cinco de Mayo on a taco Tuesday. This hasn't happened since the pandemic. That's where it kind of went. Nobody really got to go out and celebrate. Busy show for you today, Todd. Why is the carpet wet? He's a seven time hall of famer. He's a two day. He's a two time world champion. He wants to get back in the hall of fame. Day five for him. Fresh out of bed, head to head. 6:20. I got young the giant tickets for you on the fun facts. Flashback to playing with cold war kids at the 713 Music Hall. Oh, risk it for the Biscuit. Your chance to win up to $1,000. Today at 7:20 we roll out the Texas Hammer with all and we give you a chance to win it Yesterday. I think we had a 400 winner. Nice. You got up. You got a chance to win up to a thousand. You just. We'll explain everything. Risk it for the Biscuit. We're here all week. 720. Blue October tickets at 8:20. Alternative income at 9. 10. Pit tickets. There they are. Pit tickets. Today Matthews band on Moe the show. And there's Mo right there celebrating her one year anniversary. Happy anniversary, Mo.

[Mo]

Thanks, Alex.

[Rod Ryan]

One year with the Rod Ryan show.

[Mo]

Crazy, right?

[Rod Ryan]

We're lucky to have you.

[Mo]

Thank you. Lucky to Be here.

[Rod Ryan]

What do you got for Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

All right, the US Military's Project Freedom got underway yesterday. The plan was for the US to help ships not involved with the Iran war get through the Strait of Hormuz. Well, yesterday, two American flagged commercial vessels safely got through. Then Iran launched an attack on American ships. So the US Destroyed six small Iranian boats. Then the UAE is also saying that one of their tankers was struck by Iranian drones, calling it an Iranian terrorist attack. It's a hot mess, rod. The other boat in the headlines is the cruise ship at the center of the deadly hantavirus outbreak. It is being refused for docking as a precautionary Measure. We know 149 people are on board this cruise ship, two of them currently seriously ill. The virus is also suspected to have killed three people that were on the boat. Seventeen Americans currently on the cruise ship. And officials are working to find the source of the outbreak. But that hantavirus can be in your body for up to eight weeks before it shows any signs. So trying to figure out how that happened. Do you love going to weddings? A new service can help you become a legal wedding crasher. So the idea is a couple can sign up for the service to fill seats from people that cancel last minute. All right, sometimes that's necessary to meet venue minimums. Sometimes you've already paid for this food, and you're like, wow, it's just going to go to waste. There is a cost for people, strangers, that want to go to your wedding. It's kind of like buying a ticket to a concert. And then the potential guests are also verified by a third party and the bride and groom before they're allowed to come. 25 to $75 a ticket.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, people are that desperate to fill seats and have that many people at their wedding.

[Mo]

Strangers.

[Rod Ryan]

That's. No, that's nonsense.

[Mo]

Madonna wore a ship on her head last night. What is the Met Gala?

[Rod Ryan]

A ship.

[Mo]

A ship?

[Rod Ryan]

What do you mean, a ship?

[Mo]

You know, a boat.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, is that a. Is that a new name for us?

[Mo]

I mean, it's all in the headlines. So ships are just, like, all the rage right now? Apparently. Okay, lots of pictures. Definitely some headlines out of last night's fundraiser. Katy Perry, Heidi Klum, Bad Bunny. Blake Lively showed up. She reached a settlement in her battle with Justin Baldoni and then just showed up on the red carpet.

[Rod Ryan]

Bad Bunny showed up as an old man.

[Mo]

He looks not like himself, like.

[Rod Ryan]

Like an old version of him. He like, this is what I'm gonna look like. When I'm older, everybody else is trying

[Mo]

to be younger and he's. There were also some anti Amazon protesters that jumped over barriers. It was kind of.

[Rod Ryan]

I heard they got close to somebody like Jennifer Moore. Julianne Moore. Julianne Moore.

[Mo]

And then last in the news, Greta Van Fleet. They set off a wave of fan panic yesterday. They posted a pretty cryptic 51 second video montage of some music videos, some home videos, concert highlights. And the caption said this. Thanks for the wild ride. Love, Josh, Jake, Sam and Daniel.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that a goodbye?

[Mo]

Is it a breakup? Is it a new era? It's the band's first post since last July and it has fans talking. But those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex.

[Alex]

The Astros fell the Dodgers last night 8 to 3. They're gonna play them again tonight at Dyken Park. Peter Lambert's gonna be on the mound for the Strozz, going up against LA's Shohei Ohtani. First pitches at 7 10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks blew out the 76ers 137 and 98. The Timberwolves upset the Spurs 104 to 102. In the Stanley cup playoffs, The Hurricanes got by the Flyers in OT to take a 20 series lead. And the Golden Knights beat the Ducks 3 to 1 in game one of that series. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. Here we go. Four hours of pain. First phone call. We got every phone line open right now if you want to get through. How do you want to get the st. How do you want to get the show started? 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Come on Wiki Wakey, eggs and Bakey. Happy Tatt Day. Happy Cinco de Mayo. If you're looking for any Cinco de Mayo deals today, that's going to be headlining the food blog page today. I didn't really get into it to see who's really. I mean, I don't think. I don't think places need to offer deals today. Taco Tuesday and Cinco de Mayo. I think the last time that it happened, I did. I think that's the truth. I think it happened during COVID when nobody was going anywhere.

[Mo]

What did I do on that day?

[Rod Ryan]

You made babies. Did you make babies on that day?

[Mo]

Literally, that's the day that I got pregnant with my Cinco de Mayo.

[Rod Ryan]

There's nothing else to do during the pandemic. It was a taco Tuesday.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You couldn't have just eaten tacos?

[Mo]

No, it's not ridiculous. Crazy that I'm staying in tonight.

[Rod Ryan]

So that's sailor.

[Mo]

Sailor.

[Rod Ryan]

You made sailor on this day five years ago. Wow.

[Mo]

Sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

How's that?

[Mo]

While you're eating your breakfast later.

[Rod Ryan]

And then one year ago, you came into our lives.

[Mo]

Oh, my goodness.

[Rod Ryan]

And then I asked you this morning. I. I gotta give a shout out. Oil and gas. Greg was the first one to get in this morning with this email. He said he, hey, happy anniversary, Mo. I imagine more of those will be coming in. I asked you this morning.

[Alex]

Just.

[Rod Ryan]

Did it go by fast?

[Mo]

So fast.

[Rod Ryan]

Did it? Yeah.

[Mo]

Feels like just yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't remember. We were playing something really heavy yesterday morning.

[Mo]

Oh, geez.

[Rod Ryan]

God. We're playing something on the overnight D. Like, something like. It's super heavy. I walked in, and I walked in. I'm like. And I cranked it up. As soon as she walked in, I cranked it. I'm like, you work here now. This is your station. I mean, we're playing something at night. It was heavy.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Not new corn. I didn't recognize it.

[Mo]

It was new something.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. And I'm like, you work here now. Can you believe that? So loud.

[Mo]

And it was very angry, but it was fun.

[Rod Ryan]

How crazy is your life? You that you work. That's your station playing that song. Your station.

[Mo]

Here we go. Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, well, I brought in some treats for later.

[Mo]

Yes. We got to talk about that. Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

We were looking at cakes yesterday, London, and. Oh, and. And she's like, oh, this one's awesome. And I said, I go, Ms. Mo doesn't like chocolate. And the face that she gave me,

[Mo]

she just melted to the ground.

[Rod Ryan]

The most disgusting face little kid gave me. What? Somebody doesn't like chocolate. She couldn't. She thought I was joking.

[Mo]

I wish.

[Rod Ryan]

She goes, no, you need to get that one. I said, we can't. I said, we can't get that. Weirdo does not like chocolate. She's like, who doesn't like chocolate? I go, Ms. Mo does not like chocolate. And I go, you know what? She's brainwashing her kids.

[Mo]

No, I literally give them chocolate all the time and grapes that they like it.

[Rod Ryan]

She's brainwashing her kids to think. To tell them that it's not good. All right, so we got some treats later today. Todd going for the hall of fame. Huge morning for. Why is the carpet wet? Todd, seven time hof. Two time world champ. So that's gonna be a pretty interesting game is somebody could even come in here and him. And then fun facts for home room. But it's all about risk it for the biscuit. Are you kidding me? Another shot to win up to $1,000 if you risk it for the biscuit. Thank you to our friends the Texas Hammers. Mr. Jim Adler providing all the vocals for us today on this game. So this is where somebody maybe. Maybe we'll let mo light the fuse today. It's her one year anniversary.

[Mo]

I wouldn't want to take that away from Alex.

[Rod Ryan]

You can light the fuse maybe and then we'll get you on at 7. 20 to some cash today on the show.

[Mo]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. It looks like Caesar got through first. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, good morning. You got the first phone call. What you got? Hey. So I wanted to resonate Mo on the one year.

[Mo]

Yeah, thanks.

[Rod Ryan]

You know, I know. So inquiring minds want to know what. What event or what. What did it take to make you say, hey, you know what? I belong here? When Marilyn Manson.

[Mo]

I was gonna say we still talk about that every day. Even like sitting at the country festival over the weekend. My husband's like, remember when we went

[Rod Ryan]

to Marilyn Manson when I. I could answer that for you. She's. When Marilyn Manson hit the stage again, Just like I was talking about with that song the other day, Buzzfest. She had to go, what the hell have I done with my life?

[Mo]

I was so ne around, like making eye contact.

[Rod Ryan]

This is. You're like, this is. I work at the station that they got Marilyn Manson on stage.

[Mo]

Really just like throw me in. Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

You did kind of walk into some wild stuff.

[Mo]

I mean, that was like one of my first. That was the very first thing I did was buzzfest.

[Rod Ryan]

And then ditch day was not long after. I mean, there was ditch day. There was a buzzfest. There were like, early on. There were crazy things that happened all at once.

[Mo]

So let's do it.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. I. I can't get a read on her. Caesar. Sometimes she's. I think she's. I do think she goes home and goes, God damn that guy Rod Ryan. Gosh, whatever. No wonder he's been through 600 co hosts. All right, brother. Thank you.

[Mo]

Thanks, Caesar.

[Rod Ryan]

Appreciate you being up early. All right, let me take a short break. When we come back at a rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for the game.

[Mo]

The Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5, the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Thank you for being up dark and early with us. Getting all set up. Got a big, big. Fresh out of bed. Head to head. Coming up today 20, chance of rain, cloudy skies. Highs of around 86 today. Come on, Alex, what do you got trending here?

[Alex]

Cinco de Mayo is trending.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

It's the 5th of May, Cinco de Drinko.

[Rod Ryan]

Am I right?

[Alex]

You guys get it right on Taco Tuesday.

[Rod Ryan]

We should put a bunch of mayonnaise in the sink. Cinco de Mayo. Yeah, I done every dumb radio bit there is. Don't worry about it. I've done them all.

[Alex]

Happy singing Maya.

[Rod Ryan]

Everybody happy. Cinco de Mayo.

[Alex]

The Met Gala, or gala, as Mo likes to call it, was last night. Shout out to Timothy Chalamet. He's a big, big Knicks fan. I saw that Ben Stiller's ass went to the Met Gala and just wore an orange tie. Timothy Shao Shalame was like, no, I'm

[Rod Ryan]

going to the game.

[Mo]

You went to the game.

[Alex]

I'm going to the Garden. I'm watching my boys. And then they beat the hell out of Philadelphia because of Timothy sh.

[Rod Ryan]

Girlfriend went to the Met Gal, right? Timothy Chalamet, he's a real fan. To the game. Real fan.

[Alex]

So Mick Gallas.

[Rod Ryan]

No, honey, it's the playoffs. I'm not going with you. So Kylie Jenner, no man's cool of

[Alex]

her to understand and be like, all right, so they didn't get in a fight about it, but yeah, they were boats worn bad. Boney was an old man, all kinds of crazy stuff. Met Gala, Dolly Parton is trending. She has canceled her Las Vegas residency citing health issues. So people are discussing that this morning.

[Rod Ryan]

She did like a video magic message. It's on the Looking at Girls blog page.

[Alex]

So go check it out there at the well finished Rod Ryan show page@the buzz.com. and that is what's trending on 945, the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

She said it's all things that, you know, her doctor said, don't worry, we can fix all of this, but we need to fix it. You know better than not.

[Alex]

Yeah, you don't want to be running on empty.

[Rod Ryan]

So Dolly says she's doing good. Good morning, everybody. This is. Why is the carpet wet? Todd, seven time hall of Famer, two time world champion, dancing on the doorstep of the hall of Fame again. Join me on Tuesday As I make it win number five. You.

[Mo]

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?

[Rod Ryan]

There he is. Is somebody gonna give this guy a run here? I mean, you're gonna make it at least a little difficult on him. 713-212-5945. If you want to play the Rod ryan show on 94.

[Mo]

5 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. That's collective. Houston mayor likes to call them the collective soul. I saw him on the news this morning. He seems pretty excited about getting Keith Urban to play the freedom over Texas show. And then he mentioned, oh, yeah, we got the collective soul.

[Mo]

And I sympathize with him.

[Rod Ryan]

It's good.

[Mo]

It's sweet.

[Rod Ryan]

So collective soul will be a part of freedom over Texas as America celebrates 250 years. But I guess the big get was. Oh, Lost lonely boys. Yes, the lost lonely boys. He didn't say that. And he didn't say, say the Keith Urban. He just said Keith Urban. Keith Urban's got a yacht rock album. Have you heard any of it?

[Mo]

I have not.

[Rod Ryan]

It's covers.

[Mo]

Well, how do you feel about it?

[Rod Ryan]

I like yacht rock.

[Mo]

Do you?

[Rod Ryan]

So. And I like him.

[Mo]

He's very talented.

[Rod Ryan]

Super talented. Yes. Like a wicked awesome guitar player.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

And he used to be underrated. And then for some reason in the last 10 years, people realized that, oh, no, everyone's talking about how good he is on the guitar. So he's not underrated. He's a rated guitar player. Now that people know that, he's really, really good. So that's kind of a cool thing that we got a. I mean, that party really got kicked up here in Houston. That's all over the Internet here locally. 20 chance of rain, partly cloudy skies, high of 86. We got a big game here today. Huge warning. Let's go. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. Why is the carpet all wet? Todd the Todd, good morning. Good morning. Hey, dude. Seven times in the hall. Two time world champion on the doorstep of becoming an eight time hall of famer. Bro, big morning for you. You've been destroying. Got a message from Josh the goat that he was calling number seven today already.

[Alex]

Not sure enough.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, well, who made it through? Good morning, Rod Ryan show. How's it going?

[Alex]

Good.

[Rod Ryan]

Who's this? This is Rusty. Rusty, where have you been, man? I've been trying for years, man. It's been a while. Probably about 10, 11 years since the last time I played.

[Mo]

Stop it.

[Rod Ryan]

This guy has not played the fresh out of bed head to head in 10 or 11 years.

[Mo]

So what you're saying is you might be a little rusty.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, Mo. One year she's got the zing.

[Mo]

I'm cheering for you, Rusty.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you, rusty. I mean 10 years ago did you win? I was a one pump shot.

[Mo]

This is not good.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you gonna even?

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Challenge Todd.

[Alex]

Maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

Bring it. Yeah. What are they playing for?

[Mo]

Well, we have 311 in Dirty Heads tickets.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. So it's a great ticket. Not that the prizing ever matters. On this game it's all about bragging rights. All right, Todd. Rusty. After 1011 years. Let's go Rusty. And Todd is what you're listening for. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Here comes your questions. Good luck to both of you. What kind of animal stars in the hit Todd? Oh, let's go with a dog to chicken. Dog. No. Okay, Rusty, this is interesting. What kind of animal stars in the hit 1970s movie Jaws? Shepherd.

[Alex]

Yeah. Nice.

[Rod Ryan]

A shark.

[Mo]

Good job, Rusty.

[Rod Ryan]

Todd, if you would have got that dog was a pretty good guess. Here we go. Next question. Todd and Rusty. This is kind of interesting now you hanging in there Rusty? Yes sir. Here we go. Next question. Mario Lopez played. Rusty got through first. Say by the bill. That is a correct answer. Good guy, Rusty.

[Alex]

Wait a minute.

[Mo]

What's the opposite of Rusty?

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, wait, wait wait. Question. Shiny Mario Lopez. Mario Lopez played A.C. slater on what TV show? Saved by the Bell. How did he get it?

[Mo]

You said a Todd.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Talk.

[Rod Ryan]

You're a seven time two time world champion. Rusty hasn't played in 10 years. That's why you play the game. Woo. Give him a vacation drought. What you say? Wait, what's that? Give him a vacation.

[Mo]

Drop the vacation.

[Rod Ryan]

You got Rusty. The Griswolds. Oh, more Christmas vacation. Oh my God. Todd's calling the drops now.

[Mo]

I like it.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey Rusty.

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[Rod Ryan]

play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details. You just. What's up dude? Pretty much shocked the world and you won the tickets. You stopped one of the greatest players of all time. Time and I'm now inviting you to play tomorrow. You want to come back and play tomorrow? One pump chump from 10 years. 11 years ago. Heck yeah, man. You can't lose tomorrow, dude. Not after that you cannot. You don't even waste my time by coming in here and losing tomorrow. After you just did that. Are you kidding me? Oh my goodness. Dude. What a game. Hang on. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5. I pooped. What? The buzz. 94. 5. The buzz. Good morning. Rot Ryan show. Okay, what just happened?

[Mo]

No idea.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex, what happened?

[Alex]

Lee was an upset.

[Rod Ryan]

Does upset really describe what just happened?

[Mo]

It was more than an upset, wasn't it?

[Rod Ryan]

Upset for sure. Cinderella's story. Yeah. Which goes with upsets out of nowhere. What the. Just. All right, bring him. Bring him the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. This is Rusty. And I just shocked the world by opening up a big old can of whoop ass. I am your fresh out of bed, head to head one day champion. And I'll come back on Wednesday and make it win. Number two is you play them 10 times, I win nine. Might win nine.

[Alex]

Not this one.

[Rod Ryan]

Not tonight. Hi, Al. Brother. Sorry, I just busted out some miracle speeches. Do you believe in miracles? Because that's what just happened. That's what just happened. And Adam, I want you to eat. I want you to print out your email to me and I want you to crumple it up. I want you to eat it. This is what Adam said.

[Mo]

Okay. I can't wait.

[Rod Ryan]

I guess Chili didn't want a good game today because Adam couldn't get through.

[Mo]

Can you retract that email?

[Rod Ryan]

I need you to print it out and I want to see you eat that email. Did we get a good game? Now not a good game for Todd, but did we get a hell of a game today?

[Mo]

Very entertaining.

[Rod Ryan]

Where has this guy been? Rusty claims he's been calling for 10 years to try to get through. Nah.

[Mo]

Thanks for not giving up.

[Rod Ryan]

He was a one pump chump. He says he was a one pump chump 11 years ago and he just beat a seven time hall of Famer. One of only three two time world champions in two questions.

[Alex]

Yeah, pretty impressive.

[Rod Ryan]

That's why you get up in the morning. That's the kind of thing, why you wake up in the morning. That's why you play the game. Take.

[Mo]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

It's the fun fact of the day. Eat it. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Oh, I guess chili didn't want a good game today. Are you kidding? Unbelievable, Hal. Unbelievable. That was impressive. Unbelievable. Rusty, you were born to play the fresh eye. Head to hell. All right, I. I brought in some new fun facts. What do we have for a flashback?

[Alex]

Ooh.

[Mo]

Young the giant and cold war kids. Okay, you just crumb up your papers home.

[Rod Ryan]

Eat all these papers. Now. In honor of Rusty, the average bra size in the US is now 34. Double D. What is this just. Are we just shocking facts all day today? The average bra size in the US is 34Dd. According to the sales date data, 40 years ago, the average was reportedly a 34B.

[Mo]

That's a big jump.

[Rod Ryan]

That's a huge jump. It's 40 years, but it's a huge jump. Wow. The first website in the u. S. Was a page created by people in the. At the Stanford linear accelerator center. It was posted. The first u. S. Website was posted in 1991. Fun. It featured information about the. The projects in their lab. Nerds. That is fun. They knew what they were doing. Finally. I still can't get over Rusty. I can't. I. Like, just so you know, I'm just. I'm just going through the motions with these fun facts right now. All I'm thinking about is Rusty right now. I cannot believe he just did what he did. I'm sorry. Here we go. Fun fact. Texting and driving is legal in one state. Montana.

[Alex]

Nobody there.

[Rod Ryan]

How is that on the book still, though? Like, how could. How could you have, like, overlooked that or. Nobody has challenged it. It's just, like, six people that live in the state.

[Alex]

They're like, who cares? Do whatever you want.

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe we'll make Rod's fun facts one day. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. I mean, Rusty.

[Mo]

I mean, you know what I mean?

[Rod Ryan]

I mean. MF Rusty. All right, go ahead. One more time on those tickets.

[Mo]

Ooh, I have a pair of tickets to young the giants live with cold war kids. It's July 9th. 713 Music all tickets on sale now Ticketmaster.com or you win them.

[Rod Ryan]

If you know this flashback, it's your fun backsplash hat. Here we go. Oh, the San Diego zoo. They're home to the only two of these outside of Australia. 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock out with your stockout with captain cash. A wise coach once told me the difference between boiling water and steam is one degree.

[Alex]

One degree. Mal.

[Rod Ryan]

Rusty. Rusty. Rusty brought that one degree today. Steam. Oh, that was. Hell was that coach. Hell was the coach that used that line. We need to be bring Rusty over to the shop. Yeah, Rusty. Like a whole new career motivational speaker.

[Mo]

Come on over.

[Rod Ryan]

How'd we do yesterday? We needed Rusty. Oh, no. Yeah. The dow was down 557 points. Kickoff this morning at 48. 9. 41. Nasdaq down 46. 25,067. Benchmark tenure. Treasury. That trades at a 4.43% in oil. Still up there, $104.22 a barrel to the most actives, the big studs, Amazon Salesforce and Chevron. The big duds, Home Depot, Nike and Boeing. On the economic calendar this morning. We'll get numbers on new home sales for March. Right now, features looking good. Thanks, Rusty. On the upside, hang on to this. Be a pause opening right here on Wall street. That. That's it. I'm out here. This is Hal and many direct with Raymond James, reporter for the Ride Ryan show from Raymond James on St. Philippe and August. And don't forget to always rock out with your stock out.

[Mo]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo.

[Rod Ryan]

Finance, Houston's rock, Houston's alternative all day and the Rod ryan Morning show.

[Mo]

94. 5 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Guess you're rusty. Today on the show.

[Mo]

We can't call Rusty.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you hear Rusty?

[Mo]

Shiny, Rusty. Pristine Rusty.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm still thinking about it, but I got to do other things, though. Good morning. Morning. Did you hear Rusty on the air today? Yes, that was. I was cheering for Todd, but I didn't knew he. He. He ran the stoplight on the first one. Holy cow. I still can't get over it. Here we go. Hey, is this William? Yes, sir. The San Diego Zoo, their safari park is home to two. What? They're the only two platypuses. Platypuses. They're the only two platypi outside of Australia. You're the winner, dude. Congrats. What are you giving William?

[Mo]

Yes, you're Going to see Young the Giant. July 9, 713 Music Hall. William, congratulations.

[Rod Ryan]

Heck, yeah. Thank y'. All.

[Mo]

Aww.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, bro. Thanks for being a part of homeroom, man. Hang on.

[Mo]

Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio getting 94.5 the bus station.

[Rod Ryan]

From iHeartRadio, the Rod Ryan Show. Every morning, 6 to 10 on 94. 5 the Buzz. Here we go, 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. What? Man, what a home room. Setting the table for a great show today. Risk it for the Biscuit. Next hour, your chance to win up to $1,000. I think we gave away 400 yesterday. Could have given away 700, but she stepped. She stopped short, took that cash and ran. And ran. Thanks to our friends the Texas Hammers. We'll talk. Risk it for the Biscuit. Closer to around 7, 20, 20% chance of rain. Cloudy skies today. Highs of around 86. There we go. All right. Mo.

[Mo]

Hey, Rod. I can't. Christine. Rusty.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't wait. I forgot about that other guy that I loved.

[Mo]

Brody. Brody. Brody and Rusty. Oh, my heart.

[Rod Ryan]

My God. My two favorites.

[Alex]

So full.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, what do you got for Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

Thank you. So the US Military's Project Freedom got underway yesterday. Their plan was for the US to help ships not involved with the Iran war get through the Strait of Hormuz. Well, yesterday we saw two American flagged commercial vessels safely get through. Then Iran launched an attack on American vessels. So in retaliation, the US Destroyed six Iranian boats. The UAE also said one of their tankers was struck by Iranian drones. They called it an Iranian terrorist attack. So now they are mad, too.

[Rod Ryan]

This thing's never gonna end.

[Mo]

No, it's a lot of boat madness. Secret Service officers exchanged gunfire with an armed man near the National Mall in Washington yesterday afternoon.

[Rod Ryan]

What?

[Mo]

Yeah, the suspect was wounded. Juvenile also injured. Just a bystander. But the incident prompted a partial evacuation of the White House North Lawn. So there's these plain clothes officers that are just walking around in Washington, D.C. right? They saw this guy carrying a firearm. And then they sent uniformed officers to make contact with the guy, figure out what's going on.

[Rod Ryan]

On.

[Mo]

That's when the guy started to run. Shooting. No word on the guy's intentions.

[Rod Ryan]

There's a ton of people walking around that area. Yeah, I had an incident when I was there.

[Mo]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

I was near. I was near the White House.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And there was a red backpack that just sitting there by itself. We had to clear the area and everything. Like, I didn't see anybody leave it. I just saw the scene that I saw. I saw plain clothes clothed people go over near it and then all of a sudden boom. Clear the perimeter. When I. I was just there visiting.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And yeah, there was a backpack. Somebody left a backpack.

[Mo]

I got it on the block.

[Rod Ryan]

It turned out to be nothing.

[Mo]

Thank God.

[Rod Ryan]

But yeah. We had to get. I can't remember like a certain distance. But we were allowed to stay and look.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

But we had to get far, far away.

[Mo]

Did you stay and look?

[Rod Ryan]

For a while. And then nothing was happening. It takes a long time to do that stuff.

[Mo]

An unusual passenger on a Southwest flight from California's Oakland airport to San Diego caused a big delay. It was a robot. He. A 4 foot tall, 70 pound robot named Bebop boarded the flight. How did they bought a ticket. Boarded the flight.

[Rod Ryan]

How did they allow this to happen? Happen?

[Mo]

Just don't. You have to have an id. So the robot gets on. Gets on an aisle seat. Which violated the airline's policy for large carry on items. Because it's an item. Right.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, but you can't bring batteries on board.

[Mo]

Right. That's where they initially were like super confused. They had to confiscate the battery that was attached to this robot and then they allowed the flight to take off.

[Rod Ryan]

Who sent the robot to the plane? Did you see them running marathons a couple weeks ago? Oh my gosh.

[Mo]

It was so freaky.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

The way they were running.

[Rod Ryan]

They broke a new record. Like they broke the human record. Like there was robots running. They were running.

[Mo]

Yeah. It was somewhere in Asia.

[Rod Ryan]

Marathon.

[Mo]

Don't watch the video. Alex, this morning I asked you about a famous director and we chatted a little bit. Then Rod sent me this list of the highest grossing film directors of all time. Steven Spielberg. Obviously the highest. $10.7 billion in lifetime box office.

[Rod Ryan]

But not obviously the highest. You didn't think so because look at number two and the difference in money.

[Mo]

Okay. You're right. Steven Spielberg ranked number one with $10.7 billion. James Cameron came in number two with $10 billion.6.

[Rod Ryan]

Avatar.

[Mo]

Avatar.

[Rod Ryan]

Show me one person that loves Avatar.

[Mo]

Every time Avatar comes out.

[Rod Ryan]

Show me. I've never been out and seen somebody walking around wearing an Avatar T shirt.

[Mo]

That is weird.

[Rod Ryan]

Ever.

[Alex]

Not one like a whole theme park for it. Didn't they?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. It's like the Houston tunnels. I don't think it exists.

[Alex]

They don't. The Houston Tunnels.

[Mo]

This list I see the top 11. George Lucas is who we were talking about. This morning and he's not anywhere on this list. So we had to dig a little deeper. He only directed two Star wars movies.

[Rod Ryan]

George Lucas directed four.

[Mo]

Oh, okay.

[Rod Ryan]

He did the first one and then he. He was already dipped out of Empire and the other ones. And then he came back for like Phantom Menace or whatever.

[Mo]

I didn't know that quote unquote directed. He was still involved.

[Rod Ryan]

He's a producer. He's a creator of the universe and he's a producer and behind the scenes guy.

[Mo]

But would you have guessed he was on this top 10 list?

[Rod Ryan]

I thought George Lucas would have been one of the biggest directors of all time.

[Mo]

Not even in the top top 10. I do have another top 10 list that you're gonna love. You walk into a guitar store and you pick up a guitar and you start diddling a little bit. Wow. What do you play? This is the top 10 list of the most played riffs at Guitar Center.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it Wayne's World that has that? You can't play Stairway to Heaven. Was it a scene in Wayne's World?

[Mo]

Michael Myers.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Guitar Center. There was a sign on the wall, like, don't even think of noodling around on Stairway to Heaven.

[Mo]

That's funny. That's not the number one according to Guitar Center.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

Metallica, Master of puppets.

[Rod Ryan]

This one right here. That's cool.

[Mo]

What would you do?

[Rod Ryan]

What a sick flex. I always wanted to play the guitar.

[Mo]

You don't play at all?

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Mo]

You couldn't even like noodle something up?

[Rod Ryan]

You know what? Oh, I can.

[Mo]

Alex, can we know that? No, I hear you do it.

[Alex]

Not like great though. I'm only a solo guy.

[Mo]

I don't know. Know you sound pretty good to me.

[Rod Ryan]

I can do okay. Nothing's going to be easy here for me. I can do this on the guitar.

[Mo]

Let's see.

[Rod Ryan]

That's more people. Don't do anything else. Wrong. Fingers.

[Alex]

I used to know when I come around from Green Day.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Mo]

That's cool.

[Rod Ryan]

Like it's an accord.

[Alex]

Not great. I wasn't good at it, but I remember like memorizing it.

[Mo]

The girls probably loved that.

[Rod Ryan]

But when I'm doing this, I'm literally doing. Yeah, I know the one note. Like I do. Note, note, note, note, note, note.

[Alex]

That's why everybody's bass line was Nirvana scene spirit. Because it's bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum bum.

[Mo]

Yeah, it's number four on the list.

[Rod Ryan]

There's a. Yeah, we have a link up for this today. It's its own separate link. It's Kind of cool.

[Mo]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex.

[Alex]

The Astros fell to the Dodgers last night 8 to 3. They're gonna play them again tonight at Dyken Park. Peter Lambert's gonna be on the mount for the Strozz going up against LA's Shohei Ohtani. First pitches at 7 10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks blew out the 76ers and the Timberwolves up to the Spurs. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Hurricanes got by the Flyers in overtime and the Golden Knights beat the Ducks. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, thank you. You guys want to risk it for the Biscuit? We'll let someone. We'll let one of you risk it for the Biscuit. Your chance to win up to $1,000 is coming up at 7:20.

[Alex]

Houston's rocking alternative, the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[Mo]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Welcome to the seven spot, everybody. If you're carrying over from homeroom, what a homeroom it was. Was Rusty shocking the world today. Oh, I heard from Todd. Todd kind of bowed out gracefully. Yeah, Todd got. Todd got out of the way.

[Mo]

And what did he say when he reached out?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, set the table. Todd, seven time hall of Famer.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Going for win number five would have become an eight time hall of Famer. He's one of three human beings that are two time world champions. Everyone knows goat and goat hunter. Two time hall of famers, two time world champions. Year long champions.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So Todd, you might need to check with other John to confirm, but of the three two time champs, we are combined seven and five this year. I don't know where he's getting those numbers from. He said, Corey and I have both failed twice to make a full row one. Josh has only played once. In the words of Clark Griswold, take it Russia. Very good. All right. So Todd's being cool about it. He. Two questions. It was two questions. Speeding on the first. I mean, I'm sorry, I'm giving it all away. You know, Alex is like, dude, tell people to go listen to the bottom podcast. They do a lot of work on this. But Todd got busted speeding on the first question in the fresh out of bed. Head to head. And then Rusty chimed in first on the next question. Two questions, two answers. Rusty hasn't played in 11 years. 11 years ago he was a one pump chump. Do I love the fresh out of bed, head to head Yes, I do yeah. Yes, I do so great. This hour we're gonna do Risk it for the Biscuit. I'll talk more about that in a second. I love your story today, Mo.

[Mo]

Which one?

[Rod Ryan]

The top guitar riffs that are heard in music stores. And you know this came from Guitar Center. It had to. When I was a kid and this song was old. When I was a kid, all my friends that were learning to play the guitar because I was learning to play the drum. Drums. This was like the first song that we all jammed on today.

[Alex]

Yeah,

[Rod Ryan]

it was. It was the first riff that every kid learned. You. I didn't know you were gonna ask me. You asked me what could I noodle at the. At the Guitar Center. I told you Cocaine by Eric Clapton. And I just. I thought of another one. Now I can't do all the. There's a lot going on in this song. But I guess again. Think of like a six year old picking up a guitar. I can do the beginning of this. One finger. I'm out. I'm out.

[Mo]

I don't think you're giving yourself enough credit.

[Rod Ryan]

It. It's one. I'm not doing any fingering.

[Mo]

But still I'm like.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm.

[Mo]

I would pick up a guitar and like, hit it. Boom. Just drum it.

[Rod Ryan]

You know what? I thought we should all learn. We should get somebody down here to teach us. If we wanted to go into Guitar center and just do this. Why won't it play? Why won't it play?

[Mo]

I thought you were doing it on purpose.

[Rod Ryan]

I was trying to do it on purpose, but it won't work. Work. All right, let me try that again. Here we go. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna put that in there six times. I'm doing this bit. I don't care.

[Alex]

I'm. I'm gonna let you fly, buddy.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm doing this goddamn thing.

[Mo]

Stop it.

[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. Just gonna go to Guitar center and do this. Doing it. I'm gonna sit there for an hour.

[Alex]

I like that.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Foo Fighters. All my Life. If we knew where to put our fingers, every one of us could pull that off.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And if you just sat at Guitar center and just looked and just staring at the guy behind the counter, I'll go in there and do it. Record me. I'll do it till I get kicked out. All right. That's on the music blog page today. What are we doing? Hang in there. You could win $11,000. Yeah. Risk it for the Biscuit is coming up. Chance to win $1,000. Thank you. You know that, right? Everybody knows that's the Texas Hammer.

[Mo]

Sure do.

[Rod Ryan]

I asked him for money to give to you guys. He's like, all right, let's do it again. So sweet. You got a chance to win up to $1,000 coming up. Risk it for the Biscuit. Hang in there. We'll talk about it after this break. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am, the buzz 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. On this tattoosday, the great Chad MC sends a lot of email. Brother. Rod, did you know today marks the one year anniversary of Mo being on the Rod Ryan show? Congrats to her. I think it's safe to say we all want Mo. Mo Chad mc. We did. We mentioned that off the beginning of the show today. What a weird. You started on Cinco de Mayo last

[Mo]

year, my favorite holiday.

[Rod Ryan]

And we talked about some other things that happened on Cinco de Mayo years earlier.

[Mo]

Like what?

[Rod Ryan]

You making a baby?

[Mo]

Oh, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You made a baby on Cinco de Mayo. You could. You actually pinpointed your first kid, sailor. Yes. The date of conception. You know exactly where you were and what led up to it, what you were doing.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Tequila was involved.

[Mo]

Yes. We celebrated her first birthday at the restaurant where we drink a lot of margaritas.

[Rod Ryan]

I went, I went a different path. I also know where and when. Well, I, I needed a Dixie cup. I needed to bring it to

[Mo]

more science was involved.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Ye. Yeah.

[Mo]

Okay, cool. That's awesome. It's a good story.

[Rod Ryan]

London was brought in this world via ivf.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

So I know exactly when.

[Mo]

Yeah, you do.

[Rod Ryan]

I, I filled up a Dixie cup and drove it down to the clinic. Could you pinpoint yours like to the exact, like she's got the exact date for sale. You have the same for breaks.

[Mo]

No, we know, we know. Ish. But yeah, Valentine's Day, I think it

[Alex]

was like mid September. The Giants came back and beat the Cardinals.

[Rod Ryan]

Daniel Jones had him on like a 20 point comeback. Only you.

[Alex]

We had been trying, but I remember we tried again after that.

[Rod Ryan]

Only you and then would know a giant's like, like tag tie in.

[Alex]

I was very happy with Daniel Jones, convinced he was the guy and then obviously was not. But I remember being like, yeah, let's go. It seems like you wanna. Yeah, you wanna try? I was like, let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh my God. Daniel Jones is awesome. Emma, get over here.

[Alex]

Number two was like after Christmas break.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh my gosh. All right. Well. Wow. This Wasn't a lot about each other. Here we are. Yeah, we are.

[Mo]

It's been a year.

[Rod Ryan]

But it's been one year, Mo.

[Mo]

It has.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy anniversary.

[Mo]

Thank you so much for having me.

[Rod Ryan]

We're really glad to have you here. All right, Alex. Well, what happened was the Giants. Then he's telling me he's breaking down all the the game and everything. And then. Oh, and then I made a baby.

[Alex]

Yeah. Sick.

[Mo]

Heck yeah.

[Alex]

I won multiple times that day.

[Rod Ryan]

Sounds like you remember more about the game than the baby making. No game is longer. Ok. The game was much longer.

[Alex]

Oh, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Hours longer. What you got?

[Alex]

Cinco de Mayo is continuing to trend this morning. Happy Cinco de Mayo and Moe's anniversary, everybody.

[Rod Ryan]

Baby making day. Baby making day.

[Alex]

First day of work day.

[Rod Ryan]

Tequila, right?

[Mo]

Tequila.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes, sure.

[Alex]

Bad bony is trending from the met gala. He showed up dressed up as an old man. So people are talking about bad morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. And he dressed up as his outfit. What he's gonna look like when he's older?

[Alex]

Best dressed. I'm gonna say best dressed from last night.

[Rod Ryan]

He has a on losing any hair. He just plans on just going gray. He's rich.

[Alex]

He doesn't have to lose hair if he doesn't want to.

[Rod Ryan]

Damn it.

[Alex]

And then Kelly Pickler is trending. She returned to American Idol last night. I love her for the first time in a long time and that I feel like they were promoting it all.

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[Alex]

All week long going up to it but I guess last night was the night she was on.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, wait a minute. American Idol.

[Alex]

American Idol.

[Rod Ryan]

All I saw was like Randy Jackson and if. If you were to tell me that American Idol was trending today, I would have thought it was because of Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul.

[Alex]

Well, no, it's Kelly.

[Rod Ryan]

Really.

[Mo]

They brought back old winners to sing with the contestants.

[Rod Ryan]

I loved her.

[Alex]

Do you think Ruben st was back? Cuz that was my favorite.

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Alex]

Maybe Reuben should have been back. It's disgusting if they didn't bring Ruben back.

[Rod Ryan]

She was like trailer park Carrie Underwood.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

She was awesome.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I loved her.

[Alex]

Bless the train by the Bus right after.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't think she won either.

[Mo]

She didn't.

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Mo]

A. Everyone just loved her.

[Alex]

Carrie won, right?

[Rod Ryan]

Carrie won her year. But yeah, whenever Kelly came back to do something like Ryan Seacrest had her on and like the one almost attempt at humor that he made, he goes, oh, so what's new? And you could tell, like she went out and got huge cans stop. Like right after she got done.

[Alex]

You can't stay that.

[Rod Ryan]

But he almost was funny one time in his life. He goes, oh, so Kelly, what's the knew that guy has never said anything funny in his life. That was as close as he ever got.

[Mo]

Oh my goodness.

[Rod Ryan]

Guys, come on. We're so derailed today. Can we focus on biscuits? We're having fun, man. Excuse me for loving being at work yesterday. Crystal was on with us and she was very excited and she wanted to win some cold hard cash from us. And Mr. Jim Adler and I explained to her that a fuse was going to be lit. She would hear it and then Mr. Adler would come on in $100 increments and she could stop me at any time. And that money was hers. You do have a shot one of these days to win up to a thousand dollars. He said, $400. And she said, stop. She didn't want to risk it anymore. And she seemed. And I believed her. She seemed really happy. Happy with that. It's $400. Who's not going to be happy with that? I said, do you want to see what's left? She could have gone to seven yesterday, but it exploded after seven. So it wasn't a thousand dollars. We're gonna do this all week. Are you gonna risk it for the Biscuit? Do you want to play? It's all fun and games until you get in the hot seat and you start seeing that money just fly by. Who's gonna win win $1,000? If you want to risk it for the Biscuit, you call now. 713-212-5945. The Rod Ryan Show. Mornings on 945 the Buzz is a second chance. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this tattoosday. Thank you guys so much for rolling with us this morning. I appreciate it it 20% chance of rain, cloudy skies, highs of around 86. The music gets me time for risk it for the Biscuit. Thanks to our friends over at the Texas Hammers. Well, our Texas Hammer Friends, Mr. Jim and Bill Adler. You're going to hear Mr. Jim Adler throwing around some money. Who's playing today? Good morning. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hey. What's your name doing? I'm doing great. What's your name? Eric. Eric. Eric, I put a guitar in your hand. What song can you. What song can you play? I'll play the first one I ever played. Holy Diver.

[Mo]

Okay, look out.

[Rod Ryan]

Holy diva. Oh, my God, dude. Great. You can play that immediately.

[Mo]

Cool.

[Rod Ryan]

You're awesome.

[SpinQuest Announcer]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

I used to. Okay. Hey, you got through, dude. You're gonna risk it for the Biscuit today. Congratulations on getting through. Sounds good. Just like I asked Crystal yesterday. Do not tell me. I want to be shocked. I want to follow along. I want to play like everyone else. I want. Want to listen. You have a number in your head. Yes, sir, I do. Interesting. Interesting. And I. I don't know what that number is. I don't want to know what that number is. We gonna let Mo light the fuse today?

[Alex]

It is her day.

[Mo]

Do I just use the slider that I have in my boot?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

She keeps it in her boot. What else is in there?

[Mo]

I can't tell you.

[Rod Ryan]

It's like a bat boot. It's got all her utility items in there. Eric, we're gonna light a fuse and you're gonna hear the Texas Hammer. Come on here in $100 increments. And you can tell me to stop. You can tell me just. You know what? Hit the pedal to the metal and keep going. When I hear stop, I will stop. That's the only thing that I'm listening for while all this money is flashing by. Okay. All right. Okay. Dude, where you from? I live in Seabrook. Okay, dude. Oh, boy. Are you ready to risk it for the Biscuit? You ready, Eric? Let's do it. All right, Moe. In the boot. Get that match out. Here we go. Light this view. Let's play the game. Good light. There it is. Okay, you're on, Eric. $100. That's your money. $200. $300. You go out and have a pretty good night with that. $400. That's a lot of money. That is a lot of money. Wow. $500. Oh, Jesus. Stop. $500. Congratulations, dude. That was my number.

[Mo]

That was his number. He did it. So nerve wracking.

[Rod Ryan]

That was it. You. You're not. You're not lying in your head. You like. I'm stopping at five. I. I swear to you, bro, that was the number I picked. I think happy with anything but 500 is great. Sweet. Do you want to know I don't have to play it? Sure. No. Oh, God. Yeah, do it. I don't have to. If you. If you want to walk, I won't be mad.

[Mo]

You can't be mad. You got 500 bucks.

[Rod Ryan]

Crystal was ecstatic with her. Yeah, yeah. 500 to day. Okay, well, let's just take a listen and see. $600. Okay. That's all right. You got five.

[Mo]

You're right. You're right.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. 700. I still got a good weekend. A lot of money. Lucky seven. $800. Damn. That's all good.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Okay. So it blew up after eight. It blew up those. I know you guys are all keeping track at home. It blew up after seven yesterday. It blew up after eight. Today. She stopped at four. Crystal, Eric stops at five and gets $500 on risk it for the Biscuit.

[Mo]

I love it.

[Alex]

Hell yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

If you're happy, I'm happy. Dude, let's get out some do and jam, baby. Come on. Way to go. That's what I'm talking about. Way to go, bro. We do it. Thank you, brother. We do it every day this week at 7:20 as we roll with Risk it for the Biscuit.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen, a radio service. My favorite band, my favorite song. That's Foo Fighters and everlong Good morning Ryan show on this tattoos day. You guys are making today real fun. You guys are making it real good. Eric just leaves the show with $500. I believe him. I believed Crystal yesterday. It's 400 bucks. She won. She's like, I don't care where it blew blows up. I got 400 bucks. I'm into it. 900 in two days. Rod Ryan's show. 720. Every day. You're chance to win up to $1,000 all week long. Thank you to the the Texas Hammer. It's awesome. So awesome. A couple of things here. A couple of good emails coming in too. This one here from Kristen. Oh, Mr. Oh, Ms. Chris. That's right. Mo. Happy anniversary, my dear friend. You are so awesome. Bright shiny light in my morning. Rod, you're cracking me up with the guitar riff bit. Dude. I knew that was that Foo Fighter song. Thank you for the belly laugh. Alex, you need to queue up the song Holiday Road for Rusty tomorrow. It's a pretty good suggestion. I'm having all the National Lampoon movies running through my head right now. Thank you, Kristen. Rusty shocked the world this morning. He really set the tone. He set the damn tone. The first phone call was great, but Rusty coming in and beating Todd today, absolutely outrageous. Here's another one. This is Actually pretty cool. This kind of goes with what we've been talking about. The reason we're talking about these guitar riffs is Mo's doing a story in Houston's headlines and it talks about the most heard guitar riffs in music stores. So think about like you go to Guitar center and there's like some kid, you know, he's there with his parents and he's picking out a guitar and I'm like, well, here, try to this one out. Well, what do you do? We could all learn this, right? It can't be that hard. Timothy says, hey, Rod, I'm a 100% disabled vet. I just got set up with eight weeks of guitar lessons from a program called Guitar for Vets.

[Mo]

No way.

[Rod Ryan]

This is cool. I never heard of this before for it starts tomorrow. I can't wait. Kind of fits with what you guys are talking about playing. I can't wait. By the way, I'm a four hour listener every morning. Love the entire crew. It makes my day. Tim, there's something called guitars for vets.

[Alex]

Tim.

[Mo]

Keep us posted.

[Rod Ryan]

But what are you. Listen. You just got to walk in and say, listen. Eight weeks. No, that's not the version I want, damn it. Eight weeks. You want. You want to play? Lets see you go eight weeks. Just get. Let's spend all eight weeks on one song.

[Mo]

Let's go get it.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. All eight weeks. Okay, don't try playing 10 songs. Just go full on. All I need is one eight weeks and then boom. You bust this out at a party. Boom. Every. You're taking every chick home. At least in my mind.

[Alex]

In my mind.

[Rod Ryan]

That's how it works, okay? Like you're at a party party. You bust out your guitar, you're at a campfire and then you, you do this, Tim. And then boom. You and you just. You pull every girl away from that fire and boom. I don't know where you go, but you go and have a good time because of your guitar prowess now. All right, dude, have a good time on your guitar lessons, man.

[Mo]

We can't wait to hear about it.

[Rod Ryan]

If you want to hear. If you want to go see all the songs, the. The top songs played at music music stores hit us up on the music blog page. The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am the buzz 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Thank you guys for hanging with us today. I got Blue October tickets coming your way at 8. $21,000 alternative income at 9.

[Alex]

10 pit tickets.

[Rod Ryan]

They're the.

[Alex]

They are.

[Rod Ryan]

We're giving Away. Dave Matthews Band pit tickets all this week. Those are on Mo the show. Big anniversary girl. Anniversary girl. One year. You can't leave now. Or is it? Oh, I put in my year, now I can go.

[Mo]

Stop. No. You're stuck with me forever. I agreed to forever.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm not sure, Alex. Did you ask her does she have a one year plan?

[Alex]

I told her she does tv. I'm going to kill her.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, basically I just threatened her.

[Mo]

I have a face for radio, so could do anything.

[Rod Ryan]

Mo, what is how many year plan do you have? I never asked you that. You got damaged on the last one plans.

[Mo]

Here I am.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, you can't go one year. We're happy to have you. Thank you.

[Mo]

I'm having so much right there.

[Rod Ryan]

Just dropped a pick of Mo. I brought her in a. A cake.

[Mo]

It's delicious. I'm eating it.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you eating it already? Well, I brought it in for everybody.

[Mo]

Oh, well, here's just spoon, Alex.

[Alex]

All right.

[Mo]

And then come on over here.

[Rod Ryan]

Nine o', clock, we can do some espresso martinis.

[Mo]

Yay. We have to wait till nine.

[Rod Ryan]

After nine. Alex.

[Alex]

I'm fine.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Mo, what you got for Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

Thank you. The US military's Project Freedom got underway yesterday. The plan was for the US to help ships not involved with the Iran war get through the Strait of Ormu. Well, yesterday we saw two American flagged commercial vessels safely get through this. Then Iran launched an attack on American boats. So the US retaliated and destroyed six small Iranian boats.

[Rod Ryan]

Wow.

[Mo]

The UAE also involved. They said one of their tankers was struck by Iran drones and they called it an Iranian terrorist attack. So add that on top of everything, busy day. Another boat in the headlines is that cruise ship at the center of the whole deadly Hantavirus outbreak. We've heard about this. This, right. It's being refused for docking as a precautionary measure because 149 people are on board. Two of them that they know of are seriously ill. The virus is also suspected to have killed three people. And officials are starting to do the contract contact tracing to figure out the source of the outbreak. If you love going to weddings, this new service is for you. You can become an officially like licensed wedding crasher.

[Rod Ryan]

What does that say about you if you love going to weddings?

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Do you love it?

[Mo]

I don't hate it. I don't dread it.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

The outfit, the food. I like to see what people do. Like trends.

[Rod Ryan]

You love it?

[Mo]

I do love it. I Loved wedding planning. Like, I love that whole process.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I know.

[Mo]

I'm the worst of the worst.

[Rod Ryan]

And like, the movie Wedding Crashes was based around two dudes. Yeah, but to be pick up chicks. But other than that, dudes like going to weddings.

[Mo]

I don't. That's a good question. No free open bar.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. If you don't have open bar.

[Mo]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

You better. What do you get married?

[Mo]

So this app is for filling the seats of last minute cancellations. I just made that. Word up. Cancellations. Sometimes you need to fill those seats because one, you've already paid for the plate. Right. And two, venues have minimums when it comes to people. People. So you can buy tickets to strangers weddings through this app.

[Rod Ryan]

That's ridiculous.

[Mo]

So cost. I want. I was very curious. It costs between 25 and 75 each. It's only existed for a month and there's already 300 people that have registered. They want to be those people.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't understand. Like, they're. They're trying to fill the seats.

[Mo]

They are. And make a little money to offset the fact that they've already paid for these plates of food that people aren't going to eat. Might go wasted.

[Rod Ryan]

Was there a ton of people at your. I've. You had a big wedding, I'm assuming. How many people?

[Mo]

400.

[Rod Ryan]

You didn't know everybody in that room?

[Mo]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you know half of them?

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Did you know 300 of the 400?

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex, you knew everybody at your wedding? Yes, I knew every person at my wedding.

[Mo]

Did you really? Yeah, I did it. And I still see people and I'm like, hi, I'm Monica. And they're like, I was at your wedding. I'm like, oh, Jesus.

[Rod Ryan]

How many people at yours?

[Alex]

200.

[Rod Ryan]

200.

[Mo]

That's a lot of people.

[Rod Ryan]

I think at 150, I knew everybody in the room.

[Mo]

Yeah, of course.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

So this for a big wedding.

[Rod Ryan]

I wouldn't want that.

[Mo]

Strangers. Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

Now, I did have some wedding crashers come in.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I was in the French Quarter.

[Mo]

Were they cool?

[Rod Ryan]

The wedding planner bought. Busted them.

[Mo]

Stop.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

That's awesome.

[Rod Ryan]

Because they weren't really dressed.

[Mo]

Okay, so they were kind of fit in.

[Rod Ryan]

They were kind of off the streets of the French Quarter. They didn't look. They really looked out of place, apparently. I never saw them, but I think they rolled up to the bar and maybe got a drink. And then the wedding planner busted them.

[Mo]

That's amazing.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Like, they were in shorts and T shirts.

[Mo]

Not.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't they just rolled in off the street.

[Mo]

Big night last night. The Met gala went down in New York City. Madonna worship chip on your head.

[Rod Ryan]

I haven't seen these pictures yet. I've seen some pictures.

[Mo]

Yeah, I saw a bunch of pictures. Some headlines, Katy Perry, Heidi Klum. I saw Bad Bunny, obviously Beyonce. Blake Lively made a statement. There was a big ending in her years long battle with Justin Baldoni. They reached some sort of settlement and then she showed up on the red carpets. People were talking about her. There were also some anti Amazon protesters that stormed the red carpet. They like jumped over barriers.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't want. I don't want to confuse this for me. Sounded sounding interest interested in this event. What happens inside?

[Alex]

Fights.

[Rod Ryan]

The Met Gala is all about what you look like on the red carpet walking into this place, right?

[Mo]

Do they eat?

[Rod Ryan]

Is there a band?

[Mo]

Is there a salad?

[Alex]

There's a. It's like a fight club type thing where like, if you're like new into Hollywood, like, they make you fight other people that are new into Hollywood.

[Rod Ryan]

What happens inside? If there was a big band playing, we would know, right?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that Anna Wintour? Get up there and just talk for a couple hours.

[Mo]

Seem like a talker, right?

[Rod Ryan]

What happens inside? I have no idea. Why don't you know?

[Mo]

It's not something I'm interested.

[Alex]

They just go in and they just go out. Like there's like an exit and they just leave.

[Rod Ryan]

Can you imagine if all they did was walk the red carpet and then right out the back door and went home?

[Alex]

Like a back door we don't know about? And it's like, they're just like, yeah, we did our thing.

[Mo]

That's a legitimate question.

[Rod Ryan]

You're paying just to walk up those

[Alex]

stairs and you get the publicity, which is what the 100,000 is for. So you're really just like, hey, hey, look at me. I'm gonna be a meme for the next week.

[Mo]

Charity check. We're gonna find out.

[Rod Ryan]

But what's the entertainment?

[Mo]

No idea. All the entertainers are walking the red carpet.

[Alex]

Well, they would be there so they could just entertain themselves.

[Rod Ryan]

Do they auction off items?

[Alex]

They should do karaoke. Karaoke night.

[Mo]

Rihanna gets up there and everyone else

[Alex]

just like sits down.

[Mo]

What I do Beyonce.

[Alex]

How do I beat that?

[Mo]

All right, let's. Last but not least, let's some music news. Greta Van Fleet.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Mo asked who that was.

[Mo]

I was like, tell me it's not a girl. Is Greta a woman or. It's a band. It's a band. Josh, Jake, Sam and Daniel.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mo]

They set off a little wave of panic yesterday amongst their fans because they posted this very cryptic video montage. Music videos, concert highlights, and the caption, thanks for the wild ride.

[Rod Ryan]

They're the weirdest band ever. I mean, I like them. I went to go see them. They sold out the Toyota Center.

[Mo]

You're joking.

[Rod Ryan]

And they're a rock band and they. There was a ton of little girls there that loved it. And I was really hoping that this band was going to fly the torch for the next wave of rock.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, oh my God.

[Mo]

Kids into it.

[Rod Ryan]

Kids are into a band that is guitar based. Yeah. And I was excited about it. And then they kind of disappeared for a long time.

[Mo]

They haven't posted since last year, July.

[Rod Ryan]

They sold out the Toyota Center. And it was young people that were excited about this band. And you know, get over the Led Zeppelin ripoff and all of that. Get over that. Young people were excited about going to see a band play guitar, drums and bass. Rock and roll, baby.

[Mo]

Thank you. Is this a breakup? Is this a new era? We don't know. We know nothing.

[Rod Ryan]

It's just cryptic.

[Mo]

They also put it up on their website. That's the only thing on their website. So I'll keep you posted. And those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

What you got over there?

[Alex]

Well, the Astros lost to the dodgers last night 8 to 3. They're going to play them again tonight at Dyken Park. Peter Lambert's going to be on the mound for the Strobes going up against LA's Shohei Ohtani. First pitches at 7, 10. You can listen to the game on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks blew out the 76ers. 137 98. And the Timberwolves upset the Spurs 104 to 102. In the Stanley cup playoffs, the Hurricanes got by the Flyers in overtime. 3, 2. And the Golden Knights beat the Ducks 3 to 1. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for hanging out with us today. Halfway part of the show, people. Are we gonna have a drink in the nine o' clock hour?

[Mo]

Yeah, 50 more minutes.

[Rod Ryan]

I. I brought in something for us to enjoy.

[Mo]

Espresso martini.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I thought that torn a little bit

[Mo]

because it is Cinco de Mayo also.

[Rod Ryan]

It is.

[Alex]

He would never do a margarita.

[Mo]

Yeah, he's not a margarita guy.

[Rod Ryan]

I speak Spanish like me. Too much tequila. Me eyes are red. Me the siesta in my. For a Taco Bell burrito. I'm not Mexican. I'm American, but I'll pretend. I'm drunk. I just put, like, the nine Spanish words that I know, and I just

[Mo]

said put them all together.

[Rod Ryan]

Give me a song.

[Mo]

Good job.

[Rod Ryan]

The banyo, you know? I know a couple.

[Mo]

Me too.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody. It is falling on taco Tuesday, which is a big, big deal.

[Mo]

I made some breakfast tacos this morning. Yeah, they're right here. They're like egg cups, like an egg bite, but they have tortillas.

[Rod Ryan]

You're like food prep, girl.

[Mo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love prepping.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, the prepping of the food. Like, here you just go make all this stuff, like, on Sunday night. Yeah. You just. Now you got, like, yesterday cool treats for you. I didn't know you brought in food today.

[Mo]

Chorizo, bell peppers.

[Rod Ryan]

When were you gonna. I mean, 809. Did you write it down? Like, hey, I'm gonna. I'm gonna bring this up at 809.

[Mo]

I was waiting till we talked about treat.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

I didn't know we were gonna celebrate. Me too. This is so sweet.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So I brought in. We went looking at cakes yesterday, and London's with me. And London goes, oh, my God, this one is awesome. And I went, you're right. That one does look awesome. But guess what? Ms. Mo doesn't like chocolate. And she went, what?

[Mo]

I know. I'm a let down, London.

[Rod Ryan]

I said, yeah. I go, she doesn't like chocolate. She goes, none of it. None of this. I go, no, no chocolate. I said. And then all of a sudden, immediately, all the coolest cakes at the grocery store were chocolate ones. Every. And you know what? She was right. Every chocolate one looked like the greatest cake of all time. So this was a strawberry trace. Leches.

[Mo]

Leches.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Which is perfect.

[Rod Ryan]

All right.

[Mo]

It's delicious. It smells amazing. Thank you so much. Are we ever going to address this that you brought me?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, you were taught,

[Mo]

Alex.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, you said you bought something, and you said that. That you like this. Mandingo honey. Yes. What is it?

[Mo]

I'm organic, curious.

[Rod Ryan]

Manuko.

[Mo]

Yeah, what is it? Manukora. Manuka honey.

[Rod Ryan]

Manuka, honey.

[Mo]

It's only made in New Zealand.

[Rod Ryan]

Mandingo.

[Mo]

Something else, basically, like gold for your immunity. And it's really crunchy.

[Rod Ryan]

I want you to, like, be this.

[Mo]

Probably cost you $500.

[Rod Ryan]

I want you to come back every day, take a spoonful of that.

[Mo]

You want some? You guys want. Want to hit?

[Rod Ryan]

So this way when you come in, you're in a bad mood. Like, hey, why don't you go hit up some of that honey? Get it.

[Mo]

That's their nice way of saying, mo, you're annoying.

[Rod Ryan]

Why don't you take a spoonful of that honey? Come back.

[Mo]

Thank you. Thanks for celebrating me and thanks for all the emails. Everyone's being so sweet.

[Rod Ryan]

Come back with a better attitude for one day. All right. So we can have a drink in the 9 o' clock hour with you. I don't know how good that stuff is I bought.

[Mo]

Oh, it looks great.

[Rod Ryan]

It's just. It's a pre mix. Yeah, just. We can't be mixing drinks in here. Here.

[Mo]

No, it's a full time.

[Rod Ryan]

What is this? Shout out.

[Mo]

Great.

[Rod Ryan]

Shout out. Kelly Ryan, my cousin. But we can't be mixing drinks in here. Okay? This is all pre mixed.

[Mo]

It's gonna be great.

[Rod Ryan]

Absolute. Yeah, Kahlua, Kahlua and stuff like that. All pre mixed. We'll do that in the nine.

[Mo]

So much.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Moe's one year anniversary with us. Blue Christmas with Blue October. I've got tickets lined up for you after this break. Stay there. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning morning show. The Buzz 94. Five the Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan show. Thank you guys for rolling with us. Man, it's 8:20. You got blue October tickets coming up for you. I was gonna talk about our little blue Christmas show with them. Luz. Oh, it's Amanda. Okay. Oh, it's Amanda. Busting balls. Okay, Amanda, I expect more from you. Good morning, brother Rod. Happy Cinco de Mayo falling on Taco Tuesday. But you're forgetting there's three events happening. Cinco de Mayo, Taco Tuesday, and in my house, white people Taco night.

[SpinQuest Announcer]

We're getting taco shells from the grocery store and ground beef from the grocery store and shredded cheese from the grocery store.

[Rod Ryan]

This is exactly what I do every week.

[SpinQuest Announcer]

And Ortega sauce from the grocery store.

[Rod Ryan]

And I can't wait to sit at my table and sprinkle everything on into my shell. This is exactly what we do every Tuesday. I feel attacked. White people,

[Alex]

right?

[Rod Ryan]

I'm under attack over here, Al.

[Mo]

Yeah, just embrace it.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. That's exactly what I do. Where do you. Where do you get your ground beef from? Where am I not supposed to go to the grocery store and get my taco shells? What's the problem with any of this? Sour cream.

[Mo]

I like sour cream.

[Rod Ryan]

Sour cream. Rocks attacked.

[Alex]

I feel completely attacked on Cinco de Mayo of all days.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I'M sorry. I'm supposed to go to the Mexican butcher to get my.

[Alex]

Oh, sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

My ground beef.

[Alex]

Spanish. Get out of here. Lo.

[Rod Ryan]

Ground beef. Chili. Where am I supposed to get my ground beef from? How could I be under attack for such simple things? I get it. Chili's gonna bust my balls about the Ortega sauce.

[Mo]

The Ortega sauce.

[Rod Ryan]

It's delicious. Where am I supposed. Meat does not go on tacos. Stop with yourself. Yes, it does. That's what it says on the back of the package.

[Alex]

Says it on the package.

[Rod Ryan]

The taco seasoning. I might be saying the wrong blasphemous day.

[Mo]

That's right. You did say that. Right?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Because it's a blasphemy. All I'm hearing, okay, From y'. All. But I'm a white. No excuse. You're a Texan. I made red beans and rice. Guess what? I made white people red beans and rice yesterday. Which. They were good. The ones that you gave me last time. Yeah. Boy, you had some season on them. You ain't white. Okay. You got a little spice in your life. Everything I make is white people. Fill in the blank. No, it's not. I'm a white. Only when. Only when you make that chowder. Crap.

[Alex]

Chowder. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Yeah. He's always like, hey, get some chowder. I don't think we need to get into my race. I'm just saying what.

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[Mo]

Here we go.

[Rod Ryan]

Just the three treatments. That's it. I stopped. Got. It's getting a little dark. You got a little bit of that Michael Jackson disease. A reverse Michael Jackson.

[Mo]

Goodbye.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Chili. I'll invite you in for a drink. Still in the 9 o' clock hour.

[Alex]

The Tonys are trending, but they. They announced the nominations just like moments ago. Daniel Radcliffe, John Lithgow are names that I recognized in these nominations, so congratulations to them. Leslie Manville is Harry Potter on Broadway. Yeah, Apparently I learned that today, but I'm treated to get great job. And then Blake Lively is trending. She showed up at the Met gala and people are talking about her.

[Mo]

They reached a settlement. Alex can't.

[Alex]

But she showed up at the Met gala.

[Mo]

Yeah. Surprised us.

[Alex]

Who cares about a settlement when you showed up at the.

[Mo]

I want to know the team, Justin

[Rod Ryan]

B. I don't know why I know these names, cuz I tell Mo keeps us informed.

[Alex]

But that's what's trending on 94. Fight the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

I'd rather talk about Ortega taco sauce. What do you got? It is catchy. What do you got to give away?

[Mo]

We have Blue Christmas with blue Octo. And we have a pair of tickets to the first of the two nights at 713 Music Hall. They are celebrating the 20th anniversary of foiled tickets on sale now Ticketmaster.com. if you want tickets, you gotta be caller 10. 713-212-5945.

[Rod Ryan]

That's the number for the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. That's Third Eye Blind and jumper. A lot of phones coming in right now. A lot of phone calls. Hey, good morning, Rod Rock Ryan show.

[Mo]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Hello. Who's this?

[Mo]

This is Christian.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. You ever make tacos at home? Yes, all the time. Okay, what do you. What do you use? Tell me. Run me through an average taco that you make at your house. Please, just enlighten me. There's two. There's one with like eckery sausage, bell peppers and onions. And then the other one has just fajita meat. Fajita meat. No ground beef.

[Mo]

Rod just rolled his eyes.

[Rod Ryan]

So no ground beef. Nolan Ryan ground beef. Nolan Ryan, 93. 7.

[Mo]

He said no.

[Rod Ryan]

No ground beef. It says specifically on the package of taco seasoning. Of taco seasoning. To put one pound of ground beef.

[Mo]

Beef.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Ground it up. Lean and mean.

[Mo]

It does say that.

[Rod Ryan]

And then drain it. Put that in there. Put a little water in the. In there. And then you're ready to go. It's talk. It's white people taco night. Okay, Kristen, you're super fancy. Your caller 10.

[Mo]

Awesome. Thank you. That means you'll be in our blue Christmas show.

[Rod Ryan]

Hold it, hold it.

[Mo]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

Where are we at with sour cream, Kristen?

[Mo]

Oh, fair.

[Rod Ryan]

Where are we at with sour cream on the tacos?

[Mo]

Ooh, there's no sour cream on those.

[Rod Ryan]

Hang up.

[Mo]

Wait, are you Caucasian?

[Rod Ryan]

Hang up on her. No sour cream.

[Mo]

God, you're not white, are you?

[Rod Ryan]

Let me live. No.

[Mo]

Yeah, she's not white. Rod is white.

[Rod Ryan]

Let me live.

[Mo]

If there was ever any question, he is a Caucasian man.

[Rod Ryan]

You want to go to see Blue October? I would love to. Everyone has been to their Christmas show. Start making tacos the right way. Stop.

[Mo]

She's trying to teach you how to make them the right way. Kristen, you'll be there the first night up to December 18th. We can't wait to see you there. Everybody else, Ticketmaster.com check and see if there's some more tickets available.

[Alex]

All right.

[Mo]

Awesome.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, Kristen.

[Mo]

She hates on her sour.

[Rod Ryan]

You're awesome. Thank you. Have an awesome day. Happy, happy Cinco de Mayo. All right. There was a funeral incident. Seattle. It was in west Seattle on Sunday. The funeral was for a Taco Bell that hasn't been open since 1991. But the structure is still there. No way.

[Mo]

Never forget 91.

[Rod Ryan]

You can't forget because they all look like little mini Alamos or whatever. Like little missions. Like can tell the place is vacant now. Obviously. It still looks like a Taco Bell. They didn't do anything to to the outside of the place. It's been a bunch of restaurants since there was a teriyaki place in there, a Japanese eatery. It's been four different Thai restaurants. But it is vacant now. But everybody remembers back in 1991, there was a Taco Bell there. The funeral was organized by a local artist. Bagpipes.

[Mo]

Oh, my God.

[Rod Ryan]

A crying contest. A 21 bell salute. And they even released a dove. Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Locals dressed in black. They brought flowers and tokens of condolence. A local council member showed up. Must be running for re election.

[Mo]

Wow.

[Rod Ryan]

And said, my deepest condolences to the west Seattle Taco Bell community. I stand with you during this trying time. If Taco Bell wants to do the ultimate flex, they go back and they reopen right there. They reopen now. Wonder why it closed back in 91. This is pre Live Moss.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

This is pre. Yo quiero Taco Bell. This is pre. Think outside the bun. What were they saying in 91?

[Mo]

Something about the bell.

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Mo]

What was it?

[Rod Ryan]

Make a run for the border.

[Mo]

Oh.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh. Oh. That was it. That was it. Oh. Taco Bell. Make a run for the border.

[Mo]

Those were the days.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. No plans to hold funerals moving forward, but I don't know what the anniversary was, but 1991 was the last time it was a Taco Bell. Taco Bell needs to see this. They need to jump on it. I don't know where the nearest one is, but these people are hungry. Fame they want to make a run for the border. They want to live mas. They want to.

[Mo]

Did you see that? Odessa in Midland has the busiest Taco Bell in the United States. It just got named this week. Midland, Texas is. Busiest Taco Bell in the United States.

[Rod Ryan]

Like it's making the most money.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

No, I didn't see that.

[Mo]

Taco Bell in Texas.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Shout out Liv Moss. The Rod Ryan Show. Work an empire upon an Empire on 94.

[Mo]

5.

[Rod Ryan]

Now in complete control.

[Mo]

The buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5. The buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show with Papa Roach. Getting away with murder. Happy Cinco de Mayo. Apparently there's some Cinco de Mayo deals out there. I don't know. It doesn't seem like in Houston unless. I just don't know, white guy. I don't know. Is there some big, unified Cinco de Mayo thing here?

[Mo]

Did there used to be a parade? I think.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. I mean, listen. Let's call it what it is. This was to sell more beer. Let's call it what it is. You think the beer. I know, I know. Pretty sure it's the beer companies really turning it up. They didn't even celebrate Cinco de Mayo in Mexico. This was a thing here to sell more beer. It was. It was thing to have a beer party. It worked. Of course it worked. So there are some deals going on, some places running some deals. You can see that on the food blog page today. A bunch of cool stories on the food blog page. It took me till May 5. What went out of business on May 1? Out of business. Not an airline.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Not an airline. Although I am hearing, yeah, there's a couple of other. There's a couple of other airlines that may be making some announcements soon.

[Mo]

What are you hearing, Rod?

[Rod Ryan]

JetBlue and Frontier are maybe gonna make some announcements soon. We know that Spirit packed it in, but what a business went under. May 1 was the last day. Ask Jeeves.

[Mo]

What's that? I know. I remember. You're hearing the commercials, but what did they do?

[Rod Ryan]

They morphed into ask.com. it was a. It was a search engine.

[Mo]

Oh, and they made him look like a butler.

[Rod Ryan]

They did. And then they updated them. They made him look a little cooler. Yeah. Up until May 1st. You can go to ask.com and you could use that, as. I know we just use it as a verb now. You could have Googled things, but you could have looked up things at Ask Jeeves, which again, they. They shortened it just to get. Just to give it a lifeline and keep it Around a little bit longer. May 1, they. They packed up. That's it. It's done.

[Mo]

Well, what's Jeeves gonna do now?

[Rod Ryan]

I think chat GPT is kind of taking over. I think the only one that's safe is Google. Anybody?

[Alex]

Yahoo. I use Yahoo every day. Not to search, but to use the website for trending. It's really good at having, like a little ticker at the top.

[Rod Ryan]

I think Yahoo is pretty good. Yahoo. Finance is good. I. If I'm looking up, if you were to tell me, like, hey, go tell me what Apple's doing right now. You know, you guys, hopefully working on a new product for you guys. But if you were to. I would go to. I would go to Yahoo. Finance or Finance. Yahoo. So I use this call.

[Alex]

How I would call.

[Rod Ryan]

He'd call Hal. He would know. He would know.

[Alex]

But I guess you're not a.

[Rod Ryan]

What. What's another search engine? Did anybody pile. I was gonna ask. Do you remember Dogpile?

[Alex]

I do remember Dog.

[Rod Ryan]

Do you remember what they're claiming? Claim to fame was they claimed that they searched other search engines to find you the answers to what you needed quicker.

[Alex]

I'm like, hey, dude, just do what I ask. Like, I don't really care what you use.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I don't care how you get there. Show me results, man. Just get it to me quicker.

[Alex]

You explain things to me.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm.

[Alex]

I'm less likely to use it now that you're talking anymore.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, you know, you know, if you had. Did you have MSN as a homepage ever?

[Mo]

Yeah, and we had. That was MSN Messenger.

[Rod Ryan]

Was MSN Was. Was that a search engine? Was that just a homepage?

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

You would search for stuff on msn, right?

[Alex]

Yeah, I just go to Google usually.

[Rod Ryan]

But pre. But pre Google, dude, that's so long ago.

[Alex]

Netscape Navigator was like the worst browser ever.

[Mo]

Yeah, I definitely had that.

[Rod Ryan]

We had that installed on our work computers every school.

[Alex]

That was what you use.

[Mo]

Netscape Navigator, what's the safe one that people sometimes tweak? Talk about duck, duck, duck, duck, go, duck, duck, go. That's one. Apparently they don't track you.

[Rod Ryan]

They don't follow you around afterwards. It just seems weird paying to search for something.

[Mo]

Correct.

[Alex]

Yeah, dude. This should always be available for free.

[Rod Ryan]

Alta, Visa, Vista. Is that a search engine?

[Alex]

Apparently.

[Rod Ryan]

I've heard the name sounds like a car, though. But I've heard that name for sure.

[Mo]

Or jeeves.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, Jeeves. ChatGPT has taken Jeeves. Steve's job at 30 years it was a good run of answering questions.

[Alex]

Well, I mean, not really a great run because I didn't even know it was still a thing.

[Rod Ryan]

Ask.com officially closed on May 1. What happens when you go to Ask.com?

[Alex]

there's a little thing you should buy.

[Mo]

It says it's officially gone. It had a good 30 years.

[Rod Ryan]

What did they do with like what

[Alex]

happened to Jeeves 100? Like what got canceled. Screw that guy.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, here it is. Ask. Every great search must come come to an end.

[Alex]

Okay, so now what Google says, does somebody want Literally means endless.

[Rod Ryan]

Somebody have a business called Ask that like it's just there waiting to be purchased. Somebody, somebody must have a business Ask. And you know what's not available anymore is three letter URLs, especially when it spells out a word. But every. Oh, every combination of three letters is taken. I believe that happened a long time ago. That happened a long time ago. Yeah.

[Mo]

So Ask could be sold for a lot of money.

[Rod Ryan]

It's. It's worth a lot.

[Alex]

The association of South Koreans could purchase.

[Mo]

They're really all over it.

[Rod Ryan]

Get them on the. You could broker that deal for them.

[Mo]

Thank you.

[Alex]

Association of South Korean members are listening to this. I'd love to help you buy a website.

[Rod Ryan]

He wants. He wants. Okay. Houston's rock, Houston's Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morgan morning show.

[Mo]

The Buzz

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz, Frankie Benjamin and awakened. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. Tap Tuesday, Cinco de Mayo, Taco Tuesday, White people Taco night and Moe's one year anniversary. That's a lot. I think that calls for a drink, right? I mean, all those things, that's a lot.

[Mo]

Six more minutes.

[Rod Ryan]

Six more minutes. We'll have a drink.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And then I. O' clock hour. Chance to win $1,000 alternative income will be coming up at 10. Pit tickets to Dave Matthews Band on MOW. The show. Cloudy skies today, 20% chance of rain, highs of around 86. Oh, then we can get after some of that cake too.

[Mo]

I already started.

[Rod Ryan]

Trace leches.

[Alex]

Ooh, tree milk Smell strawberry.

[Rod Ryan]

Trace leches I brought in this morning. Mo, what you got for Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

Thank you, sir. The U.S. military Project Freedom got underway yesterday. The plan for that was the US is going to help ships that were not involved in the Iran war get through the Strait of Hormuz. Well, yesterday we saw two American flagged commercial vessels safely get through. And that's when it went downhill. Iran launched an attack on American vessels. So the US destroyed six of their small boats. And then the UAE also said that one of their tankers was struck by Dragon drones. And they called that an Iranian terrorist attack.

[Rod Ryan]

Jeez, that was yesterday.

[Mo]

That's all that happened yesterday. In the Strait of Ormu.

[Rod Ryan]

Holy crap.

[Mo]

Secret service officers exchanged gunfire with an armed man near the National Mall in Washington yesterday. The suspect was wounded and a juvenile bystander also injured. The incident, though, prompted partial evacuation of the White House, North Lawn. What happened was. What happened was plainclothes officers first spotted the suspect carrying a firearm. And they're like. Then uniform officers try to make contact with this guy. Guy starts to run and that's where gunfire started. No word yet on this guy's intentions. A very unusual passenger on a Southwest flight from Oakland, California to San Diego caused quite the delay yesterday. A Robot. Yes. A 4 foot 7 tall, 4 foot tall, 70 pound robot named Bebop tried to get on this plane.

[Rod Ryan]

So I was wondering, like, who sent this robot?

[Alex]

I know. We gotta destroy it.

[Rod Ryan]

To the plane.

[Mo]

And did you find out? Because I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

An employee of Elite Event Robotics sent the robot on the plane, purchased a seat for it because its carrying case was too heavy to check in as luggage.

[Mo]

Stop.

[Rod Ryan]

So it would have been.

[Mo]

Oh, my gosh, it was cheaper to buy a ticket than to put it underneath the plane.

[Rod Ryan]

So they bought a seat for the robot and the robot had the boarding pass and walked past the gate agent and walked onto the plane and took its seat. And that's when they said, hold up. The.

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[Mo]

No, you guys, there's nowhere in our guide book for what to do here.

[Rod Ryan]

You take.

[Alex]

You just throw it off the jet like, like, we don't need you here.

[Rod Ryan]

When I saw this thing walking down the jetway.

[Mo]

It has legs.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Mo]

Okay. For some reason I was expecting it to like, be on like a conveyor belt, like guy from the jet.

[Rod Ryan]

No, no, no, no. It's what Elon's making. Those humanoid ones with the legs. Yes.

[Mo]

The ones that ran in the race in Asia.

[Rod Ryan]

Exactly like that. So you want to be in the

[Alex]

air with one of those in a flying tube.

[Rod Ryan]

I would have thrown it off the jet.

[Alex]

Bridge, I'd like to get off the plane.

[Rod Ryan]

They don't even want you bringing a vape cartridge on a plane.

[Alex]

That thing can immediately smoke up. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You know, like you can't bring a drone, you know, with a battery. Anything with a seat. There's gotta be.

[Mo]

The battery did cause some problems.

[Rod Ryan]

There's gonna be a huge battery.

[Mo]

The battery away and the flight took off.

[Alex]

So scary, taking the whole thing away.

[Mo]

Alex, this morning you and I talked about a famous director because we saw a commercial for a movie that was coming up and we chatted a bit, and then Rod sent me this new list of the highest grossing film directors of all time.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

The guy we were talking about was George Lucas. George Lucas. Not in the top ten of highest grossing directors of all time, number one. I don't know. I'm confused.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, one of Steven Spielberg that we had to ask Jeeves, and Jeeves said that George Lucas only directed four Star wars movies produced, was the creator of the universe.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

All of that stuff, but he only directed four, so he didn't make this list.

[Mo]

Steven Spielberg, number one, James Cameron, number two. And the interesting thing, Steven Spielberg came in number one with 10.7 billion. James Cameron came in two with 10.6 billion. That's like Jurassic park versus Avatar and Titanic.

[Rod Ryan]

They're both looking at me.

[Alex]

This is Avatar.

[Mo]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

They're both looking at me. What are you playing on the radio right now?

[Mo]

I had no idea.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, only the. The theme song from the biggest movie in the world that nobody knows. Avatar. Even the music's not recognizable. You know, I could have told you.

[Alex]

I know exactly. This is when they're at the show. You didn't.

[Mo]

Shut up. Did you actually see one thing?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mo]

Did you?

[Rod Ryan]

I saw it too. Too. A lot of people saw it.

[Alex]

Most people saw it. You think they just don't care about it?

[Mo]

Yeah, they don't. They're not passionate about it.

[Rod Ryan]

There's no passion.

[Alex]

That was a movie.

[Mo]

All right. One of our favorite things we talked about all day today was Rod Ryan playing the guitar.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, wishing he could play the guitar.

[Mo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. New list. 10 most played guitar riffs at guitar center.

[Rod Ryan]

That'd be a sick flex to play this.

[Mo]

You can't play this.

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Mo]

It doesn't seem like I. I'm very unmusical.

[Rod Ryan]

If I did, it would be bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. It'd be one. I'm a one finger guy. I can't do anything. I got no. I got nothing.

[Mo]

Metallica's master puppets came in number one on the most played riffs at Guitar Center.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, but we were talking about. Right. White Stripes is on the list.

[Mo]

White Stripes came in number three.

[Rod Ryan]

Sweet Child of Mine.

[Mo]

Number two. Yeah, you nailed it.

[Rod Ryan]

Sweet Child of Mine would be a sick. That would be awesome to play that in front of a chick.

[Mo]

Yeah, it would probably work.

[Rod Ryan]

The Rock. How would that go over with you?

[Mo]

It's not my.

[Alex]

What is that?

[Mo]

There is some John Mayer number five. I think John Mayer was. Probably did it for me.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's see, where is it? Oh, come on.

[Mo]

That's really cool.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, groupies. All you gotta do is that beginning.

[Mo]

Come on, Rod. There's still time.

[Rod Ryan]

All you gotta do is that beginning.

[Mo]

Let's go get this man a guitar.

[Rod Ryan]

You got your choice. Of all the chicks at the bar. Checks.

[Mo]

Hey, those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex.

[Alex]

The Astros fell to the Dodgers last night 8 to 3. They're gonna play them again tonight at Dyken Park. Peter Lambert's gonna be on the mound for the Strozz. He'll be going up against LA's Shohei Ohtani. I saw a little bit yesterday and it feels to me like a lot of Astros fans might be getting a little fair weathered right now. There was a lot, a lot of Dodgers. A lot of Dodgers I saw in the stand. I thought the Astros were diehards.

[Mo]

The plumber was there.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, I mean, I'm wondering.

[Alex]

He's obviously a real one, my husband.

[Rod Ryan]

What's he wearing?

[Mo]

He's superstitious about his.

[Alex]

I just feel like there were a lot of Dodgers represented.

[Mo]

Gross.

[Alex]

He would never, never, never would never. First pitch at 7.

[Rod Ryan]

10.

[Alex]

You can listen to the game on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Knicks blew out the 76ers 137 to 98. The Timberwolves upset the Spurs 104 to 102. And the Stanley cup cup playoffs. Hurricanes got by the flyers in overtime 3 to 2 to take a 20 lead in that series. And the Golden Knights beat the Ducks 3 to 1 in Game 1 of that series. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Houston's rock.

[Mo]

Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. That was good to the last drop. I was waiting to every moment there. Cypress Hill and insane Brain in the brain. Welcome to the 9th spot. 908. Happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody. If you're looking for Cinco de Mayo deals. Apparently there are deals out there. That's on the food blog page. A bunch of stuff on the food blog page today. The Looking at girls blog page. But you know what? It's our girl on the. On the Instagram today. Happy, happy anniversary Happy anniversary Happy anniversary Pour a cheerful toast and fill it Happy anniversary But be careful you don't spill it. Happy anniversary oh, one year. Are we drinking? I mean, are we having. I don't want to. Okay, we're drinking that. We are having a drink that sings the wrong message. You guys just sitting around sucking up on the air.

[Mo]

My mom would say chili ran into here so fast. Yes, Rod. Y' all brought me some treats this morning. Thank you so much.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, Little trace leches and strawberries. And. What is the drink?

[Mo]

Espresso martini.

[Rod Ryan]

I know you just didn't fill that thing to the top.

[Mo]

What. What should I have done? I think I did it right.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, that thing comes in a martini glass.

[Mo]

You just supposed to shake it over ice.

[Rod Ryan]

You just filled up a solo cup full of it.

[Alex]

I see nothing wrong with that.

[Mo]

I filled the solo of cup full. With ice first.

[Alex]

With ice first.

[Mo]

Yes. This is good, Rod.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I want you just. Thank you. Thank you. Wait a minute. You poured the whole body? That's fine. It's her anniversary.

[Mo]

Let her do what she wants for four drinks.

[Alex]

She's gonna do TV if you keep yelling at it.

[Rod Ryan]

Does it say there's only four drinks?

[Mo]

It doesn't say serving size.

[Rod Ryan]

No, it says drink up and stop being a.

[Mo]

She says, cheers.

[Rod Ryan]

Stop being a little.

[Mo]

It's serving size. A size 10, and. Well, I just made it four.

[Rod Ryan]

You made four drinks out of a whole bottle?

[Mo]

Cheers. Cheers.

[Rod Ryan]

Cheers, everybody.

[Mo]

This is very sweet. Thank you for having me.

[Rod Ryan]

This isn't having a drink. This is drinking. Having a drink. This is not one drink.

[Alex]

A drink.

[Mo]

It's good. It's that one.

[Rod Ryan]

It's not bad. It's. I just. I took a tasty espresso. Just. I thought it would be easy. Just one shot. Everything. Well, I thought we'd be drinking a smaller amount, but it's just absolute vodka. But it's. It's a premixed espresso and kua. Espresso martini.

[Mo]

Thank you so much.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, well, we're.

[Alex]

Thank you, Mo, for blessing us with your presence for a whole year and not leaving.

[Mo]

You guys have to be nice to me for one day.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy Psych.

[Mo]

Psycho.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy anniversary Happy anniversary Pour a cheerful toast and fill it. Happy anniversary but be careful you don't spill It. Happy anniversary. Yeah. Don't spill. Did you hear that? This. This is for you guys. Happy anniversary. Don't spill.

[Alex]

Don't spill.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Don't ruin it.

[Mo]

Eat some cake.

[Rod Ryan]

Anybody else getting emails about Risk it for the Biscuit? Yes. Are you?

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

People are trying to guess where the explosion is going to be.

[Mo]

That's exactly what I'm getting.

[Rod Ryan]

Should we be sharing that information?

[Mo]

No, no.

[Rod Ryan]

I think it's fun, though. I think it's fun. I asked today.

[Mo]

Oh, you mean like, should we be sharing what it would be?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

I think it helps with your probability game that a lot of people are playing.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. There's the one they call Tim. He teaches a class and he allows the kids to listen to us play risket for the Biscuit because he uses it as a teaching message or a teaching method for probability, like you said. So Crystal played this game with us called Risk it for the Biscuit. And thank you to Mr. Adler for being so awesome and giving us the money to give to you guys. She stopped after 400 and got $400 cash. She didn't want it to explode. She wanted the money. It didn't explode until after $700 today. Eric was on with us. And I never want to know where you're going to stop, if you're going to stop. Okay, what did that guy say? What did that NASCAR driver say? I'm gonna put it to the floor and I'm either gonna see the red flag, the checkered flag, or. Jesus. Yeah, or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like this amazing line and just. It's one of the great sports lines ever, and it comes from nascar. I. I said, I don't want to know where you're gonna stop. He goes, I have a number in my head, Rod. Apparently that number was 500. He stopped at 500. He won $500 cash today. I said, do you want to hear the rest of it? It went up to 800 and then it exploded. So, you know, you got other John's, you got John Nash, and they're all writing it on the wall and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're all trying to figure out where. Where it's going to explode. You have a chance to win up to a thousand dollars every day with us this week. Risk it for the biscuit at 720. Now here's a shot at a grand. It's alternative income. There's some simple instructions right here. Go get it.

[Mo]

Houston's Rock and Alternative and the Rod

[Rod Ryan]

ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am now the buzz 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. That is the world's largest espresso martini.

[Mo]

Cheers.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't have any smaller cups at my house, so I just. I grabbed. I don't have red Solo. I had, like, blue Solo cups.

[Mo]

Yeah, they're perfect.

[Rod Ryan]

They weren't meant to be filled to the top.

[Mo]

I've never heard that before.

[Alex]

There was nothing set that.

[Rod Ryan]

But there's nothing that's said.

[Alex]

Do you not care about Moe's anniversary? Like I would want to go as big as we could for it.

[Mo]

And I think you did leave nothing on the table.

[Rod Ryan]

Who pounds a whole bottle?

[Alex]

First year on this show.

[Rod Ryan]

9 o' clock in the morning. For God's sake. You said we could drink.

[Alex]

You didn't say how much.

[Rod Ryan]

For Christ's sake, it's nine o' clock in the morning.

[Alex]

Cinco de Mayo. We're celebrating a lot of things today.

[Rod Ryan]

Now, you don't think Wizard's gonna pop in and go, did you save me some?

[Mo]

Yes.

[Alex]

He's going to definitely fault for being late.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you save him any?

[Mo]

There's cake.

[Rod Ryan]

You knew we were drinking at nine. You didn't save him any drink.

[Alex]

No, he was aware of the plans.

[Mo]

I split it between four.

[Rod Ryan]

750 milliliters. What is the size of that bottle?

[Alex]

10 graphs.

[Mo]

200.

[Rod Ryan]

750.

[Mo]

750 milliliters.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a 750. You split it four ways.

[Mo]

I fill the cups with ice.

[Rod Ryan]

Online, It's Alex online. 94. Number five. The Muzz Seacrest, out. I'm not gonna make this bit. I'm gonna make. I'm not gonna see the end of his AOL today. What you got?

[Alex]

All right, today's AOL is called Magnified Sand. And it sounds stupid, but it's actually kind of interesting.

[Rod Ryan]

Look who just walked in and no drink. Dude, what's going on? You want a sip of mine? I heard those. I heard we're drinking espresso. Hey. Hi, Alex. Good morning. She split a whole damn bottle four ways. Okay, what's wrong? What's wrong? Am I the only one that thinks this is nuts?

[Alex]

I think you're freaking out. You are being hysterical.

[Rod Ryan]

Come on.

[Mo]

Thanks, Elliot.

[Rod Ryan]

Here, take a second. Let's see, what do you got here? It's straight alcohol.

[Alex]

It's really, really good, though.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy anniversary, Mo. That's delicious.

[Mo]

Thanks for having me.

[Rod Ryan]

You're not even supposed to have a quarter of that. All right, I'm sorry, Alex.

[Alex]

Anyways, today's AOL is called Magnified Sand. You're going to be able to look at sand magnified from all over the world. You just click the globe and you can go anywhere in the world. And if it's got a beach, you can click the sand and it'll zoom it. It shows you like what the sand looks like zoomed in and then all of the like the rocks and sediment and stuff that create that sand. And that's why certain Sanders white. Some sand's black, some sand is just regular sand colored tan. Whatever it is.

[Rod Ryan]

There's areas in Cabo that the sand is so coarse. Yes. It's crazy.

[Alex]

And it'll show you that like when you look at some of them look with little like razors when you, when you zoom in on them.

[Mo]

Really it's pretty great.

[Alex]

Like they just look. It looks like it's very sharp. So you wouldn't want to step on those things.

[Rod Ryan]

Color, magnify some sand.

[Alex]

The world famous Rod Ryan showpage. The buzz dot com.

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe I'm drunk. This sounds interesting. Yeah, it is interesting.

[Alex]

That's why I shared it.

[Rod Ryan]

Tell me more. Oh my God. Let's just talk about sand, man.

[Alex]

Go check out the Havana, Cuba sand. That's good. That's good stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

Wow, look at the sand.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. That's brand new for us. That's three days grace and kill me fast. I hope you're off to a great start to your day. Thanks so much for hanging with us on this tattoos day. Happy Cinco de Mayo everybody. Buddy. Taco Tuesday, white people, taco night, all of those things. It's Tatt Tuesday as well. Yeah. I am getting emails in Risk it for the Biscuit people. Like, where's it going to explode tomorrow? I don't know. Alex has kind of got some of that stuff over there and I like to like to play along with you guys. Yeah, I like to kind of play along with you guys. So Risk it for the Biscuit will continue all week. We'll play again tomorrow at 7:20. Don't worry. We got great stuff for you. Pit tickets for Dave Matthews Band coming up on on mo the show today. Now we've been talking a little bit about Waymo and I told you that I got the okay.

[Mo]

Oh yeah, you were approved by the app.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So you got it. You didn't have to apply or anything. I downloaded the Waymo app. It kind of saw where I was asking to be a part of it and then it said okay, yeah, you can be, you're, you're in the.

[Mo]

Or they run like a background check. Do you have to have references?

[Rod Ryan]

I think they just wanted to know if you were in the area that they operated. Operate.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

So if I, if like if Chili was at his house and he wanted to get the Waymo app, they would immediately notice where he was out of the range. It's like we don't go out there. So they got a very limited range of what they do. So if you haven't seen it, Waymo, are these driverless cars freaky and they're cool. They're Jaguars. Yes. And it's so bizarre to see it drive by and there's no one in it. I see them all the time. San Francisco, Cisco, Austin, those are some of the first markets. And first responders now are the latest to come forward. I'm just waiting for Alex to say I told you so. You know, first responders are now saying these way mo self driving cars. They had. The first responders had a private meeting with the federal regulators in San Francisco and Austin and said these robo taxis are becoming harder to deal with during emergencies. Hear me out, San Francisco. The fire chief was there and he said they have reports of who's blocking fire station exits because their default is

[Mo]

to freeze right when they hear the siren.

[Rod Ryan]

They don't know what to do. The police in Austin also complain that cars don't always respond to officers directing traffic. These are the guys that are standing out there, like maybe somebody's getting cars out of a building in the afternoon and they're directing the Waymos don't. They don't know how to handle. They're not there yet.

[Alex]

Stupid robots.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I knew you'd like this. So one Austin official said, quote, I believe the technology was deployed too quickly.

[Mo]

Okay, so some kinks.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you say you actually saw one melting down by the Astros?

[Mo]

Yes. We were outside Minute Maid Daikin and it didn't know what to do. Like construction. There were like cones and it just like sat there and everyone else is like, you know, diverting around to the cones and it was just sitting there and it didn't, it had turn signal on, but it didn't know how to like get in front of something, emerge.

[Alex]

Pretty stupid to me.

[Mo]

I actually talked to a cop in Austin when I was there this weekend about. Remember they had that shooting there not that long ago. Yes. The same thing happened. It just stopped and they couldn't. Emergency vehicles couldn't get through. And so there's something about like knocking on the window that the police now do to alert the actual humans that are in charge of these things.

[Rod Ryan]

Right.

[Mo]

It's very wild.

[Rod Ryan]

I still. I want to do it. Chili's not sold. The twins don't like it. I still want to do it. I. I still want to do it.

[Alex]

Multiple wayo tires.

[Mo]

He's not being serious.

[Rod Ryan]

I think it's a cool, cool idea. Especially if it'll help drunk driving go down.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I think it's awesome. Yeah. But I think the technology is still too early for it. That's what they're saying. I did see last week we had on Lisa guests with one caught on fire. Was it a waymo like a driverless?

[Mo]

Was there someone inside of it?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, it was a driverless car. Got right on fire.

[Alex]

No, it doesn't catch on fire.

[Rod Ryan]

It's regular people, if you're wondering. Some people doing pretty dumb stuff. The reports it number more than 500,000 paid rides every week.

[Mo]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

That's how many are out there taking away jobs. That's how many are out there right now. What? So I've yet to be in the driverless car? You haven't tried it if it's available in your. I haven't. I don't go anywhere. I thought you would have tried it just to be like, hey, I'm going to go pick up London, see if it works with moten and bar around here. We're all going to need something.

[Mo]

For God's sake me off the app.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh my God. It's way mo you make it out of bed. We'll take it from there. The Rod Ryan show weekday morning six to ten on 94. Five the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Evanescence with Paul McCoy from 12 stones and that's bring me to life. Good morning Rob Ryan show. On this tattoos day, Brendan was a jag.

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[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

For five years I keep talking about these whmos. They're jaguars and they look cool. They look cool AF these are these robo taxis that are out there now. He said those Jaguar EVs are one of the worst and most unreliable EVs on the market. They were such a flop that Jaguar stopped production of them never getting a Jag. Trust me, Rod, they're not as nice as you think. They look cool. They look cool. No driver, nobody giving you any lip on the side of the road. They look cool. Yeah. You'd be looking cool on the side of the road. Well, I haven't taken one yet. I think we should do it today.

[Mo]

There's no way you're getting Alex's button there.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm not doing it.

[Alex]

Oh.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Two more shots and he'll be in.

[Mo]

I'll be carrying him.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, little buddy. Come here, Mo. What you giving away on Mo the show today?

[Mo]

Ron, I have a pair of pit tickets to see the Dave Matthews Band May 8, Woodlands Pavilion. Yeah, you can buy them Ticketmaster.com but we would love for you to win. Win them if you know the show.

[Rod Ryan]

Great. Now I gotta go back to work.

[Alex]

Thanks a lot.

[Rod Ryan]

No, I'm still drinking this weekend. Right. Dave Matthews, May 8. May 8. When did you say you looked it up? Why Dave Matthews starts his tour here every year.

[Mo]

I did.

[Rod Ryan]

What does he. What does he say about it?

[Mo]

Well, according to whatever I looked at, it said something about as juice.com said that he also practices here and, like, does his tour rehearsals and then just always uses this as the.

[Rod Ryan]

Because I did go see him, like, two years ago here at the Woodlands. Yeah, it was. So many people came up to me, they're like, this is my 25th time watching it. Oh, yeah. It's like, wow. It's people. It's their Grateful Dead. Yeah. They go to all these shows. All right, we'll have tickets in the pit to go see him. Coming up this weekend, rock and alternative for Houston, the Rod ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am, the buzz Ryan show. All right, Happy Cinco de Mayo, everybody. Maybe she'll ask a question about that. I don't know. It's her bit. It's time for Mo the Show. I've got tickets in the pit to see Dave Matthews Band at the Woodlands Pavilion as he starts his tour here again in the pit for dmb. There's no seats in the pit for Dave Matthews Band.

[Mo]

We did debate that.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't think so. But, I mean, all the way up to the Smashing Pumpkins, they put seats now. They think, like, we're old Smashing Pumpkins fans.

[Mo]

We just like to see.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, all right, well, listen, bring your dirty Feet. What's your question?

[Mo]

What is one of the two guitar riffs that Rod Ryan can finger on the guitar?

[Rod Ryan]

I did play a couple, but then I said there was a couple of big ones. Ones that I don't know.

[Mo]

713-212-5945, if you remember.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, we'll see how well you were paying attention. Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio. Getting 94.5 the Bus Station.

[Mo]

From iHeartRadio, Houston's Rockin Alternative.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. That's Green Days. Welcome to paradise. That's what I said to mom when she walked in this morning. Welcome to paradise. It's been a year. Paradise Mo's one year anniversary today as we're getting ready to wrap things up. Guys, thanks so much for hanging with us today. Appreciate each and every one of you. 9:52, we got one last bit of business to get to. It's now time for Know the show on 94. 5.

[Alex]

I think.

[Rod Ryan]

I think this is the difficult question.

[Mo]

Do you?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, because we. During this bit, the bit that you're talking about, we played a bunch of different songs and it was the con. I can say what the conversation was, right?

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

It was the songs you hear most inside of music stores. Like these are the people that work at the guitar center. They're like, what do you hear? Kids noodling on the most. And then you asked Alex and I if we could play anything on the guitar in the middle of playing all this music?

[Mo]

A lot of stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

I think this is a tough question.

[Mo]

Let's see how it goes. Who's on the phone?

[Rod Ryan]

I think Patricia got through first. Patricia, good morning.

[Mo]

She's got this.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning. Good morning. And happy anniversary, Mo.

[Mo]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

Happy anniversary, Mo.

[Mo]

Okay, Patricia's my girl.

[Rod Ryan]

Now ask your question.

[Mo]

All right, Mama. What is the. Maybe one of two guitar riffs that Rod Ryan can finger on the guitar.

[Rod Ryan]

Go ahead. Okay, so that was a loaded question because you guys talked about five different songs. I know that you guys said Master of Puppets was the one that was the number one. And then you guys talked about. He talked about the Foo Fighters song that he couldn't find audio for.

[Alex]

She remembers.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. I know you were listening. Yes, it was a flurry of. And he wouldn't give up on the audio. It was Foo Fighters song Bit Thin. God, you guys went all different directions. I'm gonna get. What can I play? I'm gonna guess I'm gonna get Smoke on the Water. By Deep Purple. I wish I could play Smoke. Say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes. Please say yes. I. I can't play.

[Mo]

There's one you could play.

[Rod Ryan]

I do not know how to play Smoke on the water. Radio wizard said that's the easiest one. I don't know. Well, you guys talked about too much stuff. That's a trick question. Hey, she knows the show.

[Mo]

I mean, she does know the show.

[Rod Ryan]

She just knows.

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[Alex]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

I did say there were two songs that I could use my one finger and pick with the other that I could kind of do the beginning of the song. Do you remember what. What one of them is? That's got to be Seven Nations, Army, White Stripes. I can do it with my mouth, but no, stop.

[Mo]

Sorry, Chris.

[Rod Ryan]

Kyle. Good morning. Good morning, Kyle. What's one of the songs that I can kind of play on the guitar, like just the beginning? I. I can't play the song at all. Is it Seven Nation army by the White Stripes? No.

[Mo]

That was on the top 10 list, though, wasn't it?

[Rod Ryan]

That would be cool. Dude. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. I knew this would be a tough one.

[Mo]

I didn't.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning. Who's this?

[Mo]

Hello.

[Rod Ryan]

Hi. What's your name?

[Mo]

Mary Beth.

[Rod Ryan]

Mary Beth. What's a. What's a song that I can kind of play a little bit at the beginning of? What's a song you can play the beginning of? Are you. Oh, you're. Oh. What are you just calling this to chit chat? You want to just catch up on old times?

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I was just calling to ask you a question. Honestly. Well, while I got you. What do you want? What do you want to know? I got time.

[Mo]

I wanted to know when the skip day is.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, Ditch day. We're working on that. Yes. What would you say, what would you think if I did ditch day? Don't yell at me. Don't throw anything at me. What if we did it on Juneteenth? It's a Friday. Would you Be mad.

[Alex]

I'm down.

[Rod Ryan]

Would you be. I wouldn't be mad. That's kind of one of the days I'm working on right now. We're trying to make our shirts.

[Mo]

We want to make our own shirts.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I'm. I'm floating that around as a date right now. All right. Yeah, I'm working on maybe. Maybe Juneteenth the 19th.

[Mo]

Thanks, Mary Beth.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Hey, it's know the show.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh.

[Mo]

Oh. Yeah. Back to that.

[Rod Ryan]

Lewis.

[Mo]

Lewis. Lewis knows.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. The realness of Pasadena. It's been about six years. How you doing, brother Rod? I need to be saved. Somebody needs. I'm throwing a life raft out there. I need to be saved.

[Mo]

It's got to be you.

[Rod Ryan]

What's one of the songs I can kind of noodle around on the guitar. Holy Diver by Dio. No, I get to do look out. No.

[Mo]

Where did that one come from?

[Rod Ryan]

I could sing. One of the guys said it. One of the. One of the callers said one of the guys that won ticket said he could play that back in the day. Aaron, good morning.

[Mo]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

What song can I play on the guitar? I think it's cocaine.

[Mo]

It was playing in the back the whole time.

[Rod Ryan]

No, this is a new song.

[Mo]

Oh, got it.

[Rod Ryan]

That was smoke on the water. This is Cocaine.

[Mo]

Four, five. She's color number seven.

[Rod Ryan]

It took seven people to get the answer. Wow. You win a.

[Mo]

It's no longer my segment. We're not calling it.

[Rod Ryan]

I knew just. I thought it was easy. But go back to Patricia's first call.

[Mo]

She was so sweet.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, my. She almost named every single song we played. Except the two that I can play.

[Mo]

Aaron, congratulations. You're getting these Dave Matthews band pit tickets. The pit is standing room only A to update. So you'll be there May 8th. Congrats.

[Rod Ryan]

I can do this one too. It's one finger, same string, and then I'm out. All right, that's it. We gotta go. Aaron. Thank you. Holy cow.

[Mo]

I gotta go. It was a fun day. I'm glad I lasted a year. Now I'm out.

[Rod Ryan]

I know he's right in the room, but guys, want to wrap it up? Jeremy in here.

[Mo]

The whiz is so mad.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know who heard the fresh out of bed head to head this morning, but Rusty was unbelievable this morning. Where 11 years. He was a one pump chump 11 years ago. And he took out one of the greatest players of all time this morning in two questions. Today was his day. He said he's coming back to Win. He said he's going to be around the rest of the week. All right. William won the young the giant tickets. Eric, it's $500 richer. Eric won. Risk it for the Biscuit today. Could have won 800. We're not looking at it. We're not looking at it that way. We're looking at it. You won 500 bucks. Good for you. Kristen is going to the blue October show. Thank you to the Texas Hammers. Thank you, everybody. Buddy. It's fun today, guys. Very fun today. Tomorrow we'll continue with pit tickets to Dave Matthews band. Did we just tell that chick she won Dave Matthews band tickets? Yeah.

[Mo]

Standing room only.

[Rod Ryan]

I got nervous. I'm like, it's taking so long. I forgot what we're giving away. All right. More pit tickets to Dave Matthews band. Risk it for the biscuit at 7:20. And I got Jeremy coming up next. All right. He's got the non stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the one o' clock guys hour. Guys, have a great Cinco de Mayo. Be safe out there. We'll try to figure out. We'll try to be better tomorrow. We got 20 hours to figure it out. We'll be back tomorrow. Better, faster, and stronger. All right. Amf. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show page at the Buzz.

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