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The Rod Ryan Show — Full Show Recap

94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM) | May 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively Monday episode marks the start of May and celebrates both "Star Wars Day" ("May the Fourth Be With You") and the return of the beloved “Risk It for the Biscuit” cash game. Hosts Rod, Mo, and Alex cover major headlines, Houston happenings, pop culture, and sports, while bantering in their signature irreverent style. The team also launches into plenty of pop culture arguments (notably over Star Wars rankings), celebrates listener engagement (including cosplayers and first-time-callers), and gets real about gas prices, Teacher Appreciation Week, concert reviews, and the always-sizzling MILF Monday feature.

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Key Segments & Timestamps

1. May the Fourth & Star Wars Day Fun

[00:30 / 09:35 / 52:02 / 61:00 / 105:05]

• The crew opens by wishing everyone a happy Star Wars Day. Star Wars references (blue milk, cosplay, best-character lists) pervade the show.
  • Listener Riley, a noted Texas/NC Star Wars cosplayer, is the first caller: “I will be gearing up in my Star Wars cosplay and parading around...I like to go to local malls or places where I can enter freely… and take photos with kids and families.” (07:24)
• Banter over the “Top 10 Star Wars Characters” list, with debates on Leia’s ranking over Luke and Jar Jar Binks as the most polarizing.
  • Alex’s favorite, Jar Jar Binks, remains a running joke for being perpetually snubbed.
  • “I don’t think he made the top 20.” – Rod on Jar Jar Binks (08:54)

2. Risk It for the Biscuit Returns

[06:19 / 31:32 / 41:16 / 45:32 / 47:03 / 66:47]

• The annual Risk It for the Biscuit cash giveaway game is back, thanks to the Texas Hammer. Rules explained in detail:

  • Caller waits as host Alex “lights the fuse,” then Texas Hammer calls out increasing cash increments ($100, $200, …$1000).
  • Caller can say ‘stop,’ to bank the last amount heard—but if the “boom” sound happens first, they lose it all.

• Crystal wins $400: (47:03 – 49:56)

  • Alex: “That’s a lot of money…Stop. Stop.” (48:17)
  • Rod: “You said stop…you won $400!” (48:29)
  • The group plays out the fuse to see if Crystal could’ve gone further—turns out the “boom” exploded at $700.
  • “That’s $400 you didn’t have this morning when you woke up!” – Rod (49:30)

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3. Headlines & What’s Trending

[02:01 / 09:35 / 26:26 / 39:54 / 58:46 / 88:18]

• Lead National Story: President Trump launches “Project Freedom,” using U.S. military to guide stranded ships out of the Strait of Hormuz; Iran protests intervention.
• Spirit Airlines abruptly shuts down all flights—discussion about viral “greatest hits” fight videos and customer chaos.
  • “There was Spirit Airlines greatest hits videos all weekend.” – Rod (02:52)
• Gas prices reach record highs, with national average at $4.44/gallon.
  • “Almost half of Americans say they’re driving less because of the high gas prices.” – Mo (28:32)
• Met Gala tonight (theme: “costume art”); crew mocks its $100K entry and “out of touch” vibe: “This is the most overblown, tone deaf thing that we do in this country.” – Rod (28:51)
• Local Houston: George R. Brown Convention Center garage set to be demolished—with cars still inside!
• Music: Record Store Day recap; Pink Floyd sold the most vinyl, demonstrating the event’s generational reach.

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4. Games, Giveaways & Listener Calls

Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head Challenge

[13:01]

• “Why is the carpet wet, Todd?” defeats Danny (answers on baseball and state nicknames) to advance; victory speech follows.
  • Notable banter: “In baseball, how many points is a grand slam worth?” – “Four runs is the correct answer. Wow.” (15:08)
  • Tomorrow is Hall of Fame day for Todd (eight-time Hall of Famer).

Fun Fact & Fun Fact Flashback

[19:11 / 23:08]

• Orphaned negatives (e.g., gruntled vs. disgruntled), Alaska’s size, and platypus trivia.
  • “All of the workers here are extremely gruntled.” – Alex (19:29)
• Listener Slow Jeff wins Blue October tickets with knowledge that Canada was almost named “Efisga.” (24:10)

Know the Show

[114:40 / 116:27]

• Caller Chris successfully names Jar Jar Binks as Alex’s favorite Star Wars character for 311/Dirty Heads tickets.
  • “Who is Alex’s favorite Star Wars character who continuously gets left off every favorites list?” – Mo (114:43)

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5. Houston Sports Recap

[04:32 / 31:02 / 64:16 / 95:31]

• Astros: Take 2 of 3 from Red Sox; prepping to face the Dodgers (Yamamoto pitching for LA).
• NBA Playoffs: Pistons eliminate the Magic; Cavs defeat Raptors.
• Stanley Cup Playoffs: Canadians and Avalanche both advance in dramatic games.

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6. Concerts, Reviews & Social Highlights

__[34:12 / 72:54 / 97:03 / 98:55 / 106:08]

• Mo’s “Six Picks” from the weekend feature the iHeart Country Festival in Austin (Luke Bryan, Shaboozey, Gretchen Wilson), plus lots of food and family time.
  • “It was my first time going. It was really crazy.” – Mo (34:42)
• Listener questions about why Mo blurred her husband’s face in a photo—answer: he was eating a pepperoni roll (39:16, 58:15).
• Dave Matthews Band kicks off summer tour in Woodlands; pit tickets given away.
  • “You gotta wear shoes, Robert!” – Rod (74:52)
• Jazz Fest report: Rod marvels at 130k crowd for Eagles and reflects on festival crowds after seeing a photo of 2 million at Shakira's Rio concert.
  • “I’d never go to that. I was in that!” – Rod (98:50)
• 100-year-old woman crowd-surfs at Kid Rock’s show in Belleville.

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7. Pop Culture & Life

__[84:23 / 86:46]

• "Christopher Columbus Generation": TikTok trend mocking Gen Z for "discovering" things that already exist (e.g., “silent walking,” Coke floats).
  • “Silent walking…It’s walking around without your phone…Soup was one. No one ever did that before.” – Alex (85:09)
• Millennials roasted for “life hacks” and “adulting.”

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8. Movie Mishaps & Personal Stories

__[68:11 / 76:04]

• Listener details walking out of “Devil Wears Prada” because theater was unbearably cold, sparking talk of the cost of movie tickets and personal comfort.
  • “I could almost see my breath, it was so cold in there…I was wearing yoga pants and a hoodie.” – Listener email (76:23)
  • Mo brings blankets to the movies: “100%. The most recent time I went, I took two blankets.” (77:40)
• Hosts share the only movies they’ve ever walked out on—Rod: “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,” Alex: “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.”

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9. Mental Health & 988 Lifeline

__[110:07]

• Rod highlights new research showing a significant drop in youth suicide rates since the 988 hotline launched.
  • “988. There’s someone there for you…It’s saving lives.” – Rod (112:08)
  • “Since they came up with an easier way, it’s working.” (112:54)

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Notable Quotes

• “May the Fourth be with you…and also with you.” — (09:48, group banter)
• “You could win up to $1,000. Risk it for the Biscuit. I’ll explain everything after this break.” — Rod (38:31)
• “This is the most overblown, like out of touch, tone deaf thing that we do in this country.” — Rod, on the Met Gala (28:51)
• “That’s $400 you didn’t have this morning when you woke up, Crystal.” — Rod, Risk it for the Biscuit (49:30)
• “All of the workers here are extremely gruntled.” — Alex (19:29)
• “If you know someone, or if you are struggling: 988, the suicide and crisis lifeline.” — Rod (112:08)

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Tone & Style

The show is informal, fast-paced, and packed with friendly ribbing, pop culture tangents, and listener exchanges. There’s plenty of inside jokes (e.g., Jar Jar Binks, Toby Maguire as Batman), relatable parent moments, and playful griping about corporate bosses and dumb trends. Fans can expect Houston flavor, local engagement, and a balance of irreverence with sincere advice or mental health moments.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• Must-know: The return of “Risk It for the Biscuit”—play every morning at 7:20 for a shot at real cash.
• Pop Culture: Star Wars Day prompts cosplay calls, debates about beloved and hated characters, and creative celebration ideas (blue milk, Tauntaun cookies, live-action rankings).
• Concerts & Prizes: Blue October and Dave Matthews Band ticket giveaways—plus recaps of Mo’s festival trip and Rod’s Jazz Fest experience.
• Local Life: Houston traffic woes, Spirit Airlines’ dramatic shutdown, and a parking garage set for demolition with cars still inside.
• Fun Moments: Listener emails about freezing movie theaters, clever nicknames for generational trends, and the show’s ongoing “Jar Jar Binks Defense League.”

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Next Episode: Tune in for more “Risk It for the Biscuit,” the Fresh out of Bed Head-to-Head Hall of Fame game, more tickets & laughs, and Houston-centric conversation.

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For detailed topics, quotes, and local color, see above by timestamps. For all games and tickets, set reminders for 7:20 AM and check the Rod Ryan Show page at TheBuzz.com.

Transcript

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[B]

Good morning. President Trump announced yesterday that the US milit begin guiding stranded ships out of the Strait of Hormuz starting today. It's an operation he's dubbing Project Freedom. And he framed it as a humanitarian mission, saying that there's these neutral countries with no stake in the war that had asked for American help to free their vessels that have been locked in the strait for weeks. These people are on these boats with dwindling food and supplies. And Iran's parliament speaker person was like, no, this is a violation of the ceasefire. We will not back down. It's gonna be an interesting week. Spirit Airlines, the budget carrier known for its bright yellow jets and bare bones fares has shut down. Actually fights.

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There's no good fights.

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It stopped.

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People were there was greatest hits. Spirit Airlines greatest hits videos every single one all weekend.

[B]

Oh my word. What a Hot mess. Yeah, just like canceling all flights, halting all customer service and told passengers just don't show up at the airport. Customers who paid by credit or debit will now receive automatic refunds. Today's May the fourth Star wars fans. We have a full list of inspirational ideas for how you should celebrate up at the world famous Rod Ryan show page of the buzz.com need some help?

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I mean, most Star wars fans know what to do today.

[B]

Have it handled. We also can fight over the top 10 list of the best characters from the movies. Sydney Sweeney made her relationship with Scooter Braun Instagram official over the weekend. She posted pictures of them at Stagecoach. Exciting cowboy kind of weekend. We know they met at Jeff Bezos wedding last year. Congrats.

[A]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[B]

That's the first time I'd ever met.

[A]

Remember we were putting money on whether or not Tom Brady take that home.

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Tom lost.

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It was Scooter one. Tom. Oh, Scooter got the prize. Yeah, that was the prize at the Bezos wedding.

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She city of Italy. We've also talked about the band Turnstile and how their guitarist was in a little bit of trouble. Well, it looks like now he's facing life in prison. Which means that the grand jury saw evidence of premeditation when it came to him running over his band members dad with his car.

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Jeez, Mo, what do you think a lot of trouble is life in prison? No, you said he's in a little bit of trouble.

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He's in a little bit of trouble. Yeah. Those are Houston's headlines.

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Let's go.

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Astros got a win yesterday. They beat the Red Sox 3 to 1 in extra innings. Took 2 of 3 from Boston over the weekend. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Dodgers at Dyken Park. Stephen Okert's going to be on the mound for the Strobes going up against LA's Yoshinobu Yamamoto. First pitches. They call him Yoshi at 7:10. They do. They gave away Yoshi Bobbleheads. Okay, you can get listen to game or the first game on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Pistons eliminated the Magic 11694 and the Cavs top the Raptors 114 to 102. In the Stanley cup playoffs the Canadians got by the Lightning in a game seven and the Avalanche beat the Wild. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

All right, here we go. Here we go. Four hours of pain starts right now. Risk it for the biscuit. 720. But boy. Homeroom. Let's go, man. You come in. Come in. The water's fine. If you want the first phone call. 713-212-5945 live. The most interactive show on the radio. It's this one. It's a pretty good way to start your morning, huh? Thanks for being up dark and early with us. Welcome to May. Happy Star Wars Day. May 4th. We're busy today. Risk it for the Biscuit is back all week. Risk it for the biscuit.720, your chance to win up to $1,000. If you don't know how the game is played, it's real easy. You get on the phone with Alex will light the fuse. You'll hear the Texas hammer. He'll be on in 100 increments. You can stop anytime you want. Take the money and run. I'm gonna let you light it today. Oh, I'm gonna let you light it today.

[C]

I've never had.

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I'm gonna let Alex light it today. So. But we don't know how long that fuse is. It could explode at any time. Risk it for the Biscuit. How long are you gonna hang in there to try to win some cash today? That's. It's a fun game. We're gonna play it. Mostly Sunny skies today. 10% chance of rain. High of 83. Huge warning for why is the carpet wet? Todd. He's going for win number four. We'll be getting him on. And then I see these phone lines ringing.

[B]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

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Good morning, Riley. How are you? Good morning. How are you guys? So great. Good morning. Welcome in. Thanks for being in homeroom. What can we do for you today? I just wanted to wish everyone a happy May the fourth be and start off this week. Awesome. Now I get the name and May 4th. I get all of that. If you're. I'm assuming you're a fan. Absolutely. I'm actually a kind of mediocre, well

[B]

known Star wars cosplayer in the Texas

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and North Carolina community. So what will you do? Will you. Will you do something today that is specifically May 4th related? Absolutely. I will be gearing up in my Star wars cosplay and parading around. Where are you going to parade. Where are you going to be? Like, you can't wear that at work, can you? Not necessarily. But I do like to go to like local malls or places where I can enter freely at first before asking permission and then dress up and take photos with Kids and families walking by. Send me. Would you do me a favor because everyone knows you now that you're famous. For the first phone call, would you send me, like, your best picture in your Star wars gear? I'm gonna like this. Is Riley, the first phone call today. Would you do that for May 4th? For. Absolutely. Okay. Yes, of course. Should I drink blue milk today? What is that about?

[B]

Oh, I did read about that. You have to.

[A]

It's a blue milk, honestly, like a rite of passage. What is that, the drink at the cantina or something? I'm sure that there will be hopefully, fingers crossed that there will be local bars celebrating Star wars today with special drinks. Riley, send me a picture. Okay, Absolutely. All right. Well, may the fourth be with you. That's good. That's a good way to get started. Today we are recognizing they're ranking all of the top players in the whole series. I mean, like Jar Jar being someone. Jar Jar really the most polarizing character of all time. I know you had mentioned.

[C]

Why is that one?

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I don't think he made it. I don't think he made the top 20.

[C]

I'll put up my own list.

[A]

We have that on links and guests. Thank you. Yeah, Jar Jar 1 through 20. All right. I await the picture from Riley. We gotta take a break. When we come back at a rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for the game. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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94. 5 the buzz.

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94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Well, thank you for being up dark and early with us. We are getting ready for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. But first, send it over to Alex. Alex, what's trending?

[C]

Star Wars Day obviously is trending.

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Just playing with the matches over here. We're not doing risk it for the biscuit for another hour.

[C]

I know that.

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It's like over there, it's like, okay, Star Wars Day.

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May the fourth be with all of

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you and also with you.

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Shout out to Jar Jar Banks. Spirit Airlines is trending. That's all I saw all weekend was spirit Airlines is dead.

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You must have seen some of the stuff that I saw. It was best described as Spirit Airlines greatest hits. And it was just fighting and all

[C]

the things, all the gate agents talking

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mess to people, all the viral videos from Spirit Airlines. Listen, they had an idea. They tried to do something different. They tried to make it cheaper. And listen, they tried. And I don't know what's gonna happen to them. What do you do with those planes? You sell them.

[C]

You think we could buy a spirit plane?

[A]

You could.

[C]

You want to buy one?

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I don't think. Wow, you're rich. You want to buy one? Hell, you want to buy a spirit. We'll talk off air.

[C]

It'd be sick to have just a spirit plane just sitting in the driveway.

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Sick.

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The euphoria is trending. People are talking about last night's episode. I guess it's, I don't know the one website I clicked to try and see anything. It's trying to make me pay. So I'm not going to pay to see what happened. Things are happening in euphoria and this is training and I ride the buzz.

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Good morning. This is. Why is the carpet wet, Todd? And I won it twice, making me a two time world champion. Now I'm your fresh out of bed head to head three day champion.

[C]

Join me on Monday when I make

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it win number four. You. I, I kept it in there because I wanted him to hear what we're hearing. Okay. When he talks sometimes to us. Good morning everybody. This is seven time hall of famer. Why is the carpet wet, Todd?

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I don't know.

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Get the tinfoil on your head. Get in a good spot if you want to take on Todd. He's going for win number 471-321-25945 the Rod Ryan Show. Side effects include mood swings

[B]

on 94. 5 the Buzz.

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94. 5 the Buzz. Sleep theory, stuck in my head. Rot Ryan show. Thanks for being in homeroom with us and welcome back from the weekend mo. You had six picks.

[B]

I did?

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You did.

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Yeah. I feel like you should have had it. You had an awesome weekend.

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No, no, no, no, no. You went to all. Don't downplay. You went to that big iheart show.

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I did.

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That was the country state. The show we were promoing and it's like a five minute promo. But you went to the country show.

[B]

I did.

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I can't wait. All right. I haven't even been over to links and guests yet. We're moving so fast here. I gotta keep an eye playing with fire over there. This morning I'm like, okay, don't worry about me.

[C]

You worry about you.

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I should have never given you all of the stuff for risk.

[C]

I was getting where I was going to play with fire until I had

[A]

no idea that you had a problem with.

[C]

I don't have a problem.

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Oh, there's a problem fire over there. But we're going to play. We're going to play Risk it for the biscuit at 7:20 this morning. I told him he could light the fuse. This morning you got a chance to win up to $1,000 our friend, the Texas Hammer. It's a special game we play with him. And it's. It's his money. It's his money we're playing with, which is awesome. Okay, let's play a game here. And now it's time for the Fresh out of bed, Head to Head challenge. Listeners, to your corners.

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Why is the carpet all wet? Todd?

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Hello, Todd.

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Good morning, brother.

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Okay, you heard that phone business, right? Yeah. Okay, how am I sounding right now? You sound great. You sound great right now. Whatever you're doing. Did you put the tin foil on your head like I recommended? Sure. All right, you are. Let's see. Going for WI number four. And Danny says he wants to play this morning. Danny, good morning. Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy.

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He doesn't need a drop because Rod does it.

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Danny boy. Danny, you played. You played with us this year already. Last year. Last year. Last year. Felt like I sang that song 30 days ago. Oh, Danny boy. How'd you do? Danny, when you played day four a couple times. Yeah. I don't see you anywhere in this hall of fame. What, you just kind of. You crap out on day four? Yeah, Kenny came back early and got me last year. That son of a bitch. I remember the date exactly. He gets in on those like 28 day money months or. 20.

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Yeah, yeah.

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All right, listen, Danny, we know you know how to win. Can you beat Todd, though? That's the question. What are they playing for? I'm just so. I'm hoping for a song to cut out.

[B]

Okay, that's good. You're playing up for a pair of tickets to Young the Giant with Cold War Kids713 musical.

[A]

Okay. He's hoping that phone cuts out. You had to put some more foil on your head. Todd, you're gonna shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Wait for me to call on you. And first person with two correct answers is gonna be the winner today. Here we go. Question number one. Todd and Danny, in baseball, how many points, Dan, Todd, four runs. How many points is a grand slam worth? Four runs is the correct answer. Wow.

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Yeah. Mother runs. Yeah.

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I'm gonna kick him in the butt for his smart ass.

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Just saying.

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Educate yourself.

[B]

We care about baseball.

[A]

Where else would. Really? You don't care about baseball?

[B]

No, I don't. You guys know that. Wow.

[A]

Wow. Your husband just threw the Radio across the room. Wow. I know he did. I know. The ex. Here we go, Todd. Danny. Danny yelled out Dan.

[B]

Yeah, he did.

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He's right behind him. All right, here we go. Which K state is known as the Sunflower? Dan? Todd. Kansas. I'm learning things today. The Sunflower State is Kansas. Wow.

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There's a one and two shot, right? There's only two K states.

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Yeah. Kentucky.

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Kentucky.

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I think there's only two K's. Wow. He got you, Danny.

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Oh, Danny boy.

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Awesome. Great, great game. Thank you, Danny. All right, Dan, we got to see you. We got to get you on with someone else. All right? All right. Sounds great. Thank y'. All. Get back this year, though, Danny. I like singing your song, Todd. Hall of Fame tomorrow. Yep. Seven time hall of Famer, two time world champion. There's only three guys.

[B]

Yeah.

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Goat, Goat hunter, and this guy that have been world champions twice. So I don't know who we're gonna line up tomorrow to play this guy or we just. Just let him in now, not play tomorrow. You want to just go in the hall of Fame right now? No. Sure. No, no, no. We're gonna play the game tomorrow. Hang on. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz, Linkin park, and Runaway. Good morning, Rod Ryan show on this MILF Monday. That is our Instagram feature today. And then you want to slide on over to Moe's six picks and then, you know, food blog page, Crazy criminals. May the fourth. May the fourth be with you, everybody. Lots of stuff for you on links and guests. Let's see here. Oh, we got a victory speech to play. This guy's on a roll. It was that Todd's best game. You want to play your best game. Obviously you want to win on day five. You want to send. But you want to send a message on your game four. And I think that's what he did today. The fresh out of bed, Head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. Why is the carpet wet? Todd, seven time hall of Famer, two time world champion, dancing on the doorstep of the hall of Fame again. Join me on Tuesday as I make it win number five, you bitches. All right, here we go. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, here we go with some new fun facts. Fun fact, you can win a hockey game with, like, three shots on net. I learned that yesterday. Hal, how many shots on net did the Canadiens have Five. Five shots on net. Five or six. And they scored two. Two. And that was enough to win game seven. One wasn't really a shot on that. It was a shot at the back of the goalie. All right, that wasn't a fun fact today. Here we go. This start. The bit starts now. No, sorry. It was just me. It was vamping. There's a term called orphaned neg for words like disgruntled, nonchalant, and innocent. Whose positive counterparts. Gruntled. You can be shalant. Nonchalant. The opposite would be shalott.

[B]

What about the next one?

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Nocent. You're either what? You're either innocent.

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No.

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Or nocent. They're called orphan. Negative lives. These words have completely vanished from common usage. So they're like the counterpart words.

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All of the workers here are extremely gruntled.

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Everyone gruntled. Disgruntled. Gruntled. No, we're grunted. Gruntled means you're happy. You're disgruntled. Gruntled means.

[B]

Gruntled does not sound happy.

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Gruntled is like you're. Everything's awesome.

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Sounds kind of dirty.

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There are 195 countries. 16 countries. There are only 16 countries with more land area than Alaska. That is fun. Which is a state. And a reminder. Alaska doubles. Double this ours. And double the size of Texas. Big Texans don't like hearing that. Like, what do you mean? Alaska? It's. It's ours.

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Russia wants it so bad. Not gonna have it, though.

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Ours. The San Diego Zoo safari park is home to two platypuses. They are the only platypuses outside of Australia.

[B]

Really?

[A]

That's neat. And I wonder if it's a deal like the. The. The trade. The China, the Chinese, the pandas. I wonder if they're on loan or do we own those platypuses.

[C]

We should read them.

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I don't have that answer. It's the back to the day we make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. They probably sent us two dudes just for that reason. So that we couldn't make our own.

[C]

Those pesky Americans. Yeah, like, we'll make it all their own.

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We'll give you two dudes. But, yeah, you can't make American platypuses. So we have a pie.

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Well, we have science. We can make it happen.

[A]

All right, Mo, what do you got?

[B]

Our Blue Christmas show with Blue October, December 18th and 19th at 713 Music hall, celebrating the 20th anniversary of Foiled. Tickets are on sale now. Ticketmaster.com. we've got a Pair of tickets for you for the first night.

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All right. It's your fun backlash. Pretty great ticket already. We don't stop at the blue October around here, do we? This country was almost named if Fiska which would which. Which stood for England, France, Ireland, Scotland, Germany and aboriginal lands. Ifisca was almost the name of this country. 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock out with your stockout with Captain Cash. All right, there's the money guy. Hey, hell, brother Rod, how'd we do on Wall Street Monday on I'm sorry, today's Monday. On Friday ahead of ourselves here. Thank you. For Friday. The markets were mixed. The dow was down 152 points. Kick off this morning at 49,499. Nasdaq gained 222 points to 25,114. Benchmark 10 year treasury that trades at a 4.41% and oil is at $105.07 a barrel. To the most actives, the big studs, Salesforce, Apple and Merck. The big duds, Amgen 3M and Home Depot. On the economic calendar this morning we'll get get numbers on new home sales for March. Right now, futures are on the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's it. I'm out here. This is how I manage your director with Raymond James, reporter for the Rod Ryan show from Raymond James on Sand, Flip and Augusta. And don't forget toys. Rock out with your stock out.

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Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSD as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Young Finance, Houston's

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Rock and Alternatives and the Rod ryan Morning show.

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6 to 10am the buzz. Come on. 945 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Took an email here. I'm not the only one that Mrs. Brody in the fresh out of bed. In the fresh out of bed. Head to head.

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Forgot about Brody.

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So you had a question like what case state. Yes, Jay says man, I miss Brody. Brody would have chimed in and said Connecticut K O N N N N N E C T I C U T Connecticut with a K and five N's.

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Thank you.

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Ms. You, Brody. Yeah, it is the fun fact flashback. So let me go over to the phones. Oh, my God. Another. Another fan favorite. Slow Jeff. Slow Jeff. Good morning. Good morning, Rod. Bro, where. Why aren't you playing? Fresh out of bed, head to head. This isn't your bit. Fun fact is not your thing. Fresh out of bed is your thing.

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Slow Jeff.

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Oh, Slow Jeff. All right, Slow Jeff. What country was almost named Ifiska? That'll be Canada. Slow Jeff. Yes. All right. Slow Jeff found his real calling. It's. It's fun facts. That's what it is. All right. Congratulations. You win. What are you giving them?

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Yes. You're going to our Blue Christmas with Blue October. We will see you there on the first night, December 18th. Jeff.

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Yes. That's exciting.

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713 Music Hall. Get your tickets, Ticketmaster.com.

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all right. Thank you. Slow Jeff. Hey, Alexa. Play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio. Getting 94.5 the Buzz station from iHeartRadio. The Rod Bryan show on 90. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Fun fact. You know, we always talk about Alex, like, jamming out to the Beastie Boys on the guitar. He also does the sax on that, though.

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Yeah, I was actually trying to keep that.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. But he also does the sax on that. Yeah, he just. He just plays on.

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Beast Boys are fine without me, but I just. I enjoyed the day. Allowed me to hop in on those things.

[A]

Birthday today, yes or no? Maybe not. I don't know why I thought there was a birthday today in the Beastie Boys. Did I read that wrong? Yeah, I guess it happened over the weekend then. Or it's an anniversary. Maybe it's a bad anniversary. Hang on. Just give me one second, all right?

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I want to know.

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Please, can I just have a second? So unprepared. Oh. 14 years ago, 2012, MCA died of cancer. He was 47, so gotta mention that we played the Beastie Boys. I knew I seen something. I was getting ready this morning. Hey, guys. I hope you're off to a great start to your day. It is a milk Monday. Oh, risk it for the Biscuit is coming up. We're gonna get rolling with that game at 7:20. Your chance to win up to $1,000. Got a 10. Chance of rain, mostly sun. Highs today of around 83. And I got mo with Houston's headlines. Take it away.

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Thank you, sir. President Trump announced yesterday that the US military will begin guiding stranded ships out of the Strait of Hormuz starting today. So he's calling this Project Freedom, and he framed it as a humanitarian mission, saying there are these neutral countries that have no stake in the war that have asked for help to free their vessels that have been locked in the Strait for weeks. Weeks. There are crews on these ships that have dwindling food and other supplies. Well, Iran's deputy parliament speaker called the move a violation of the ceasefire and said Iran will not back down. So we'll see how that goes. Locally, a parking garage near the George R. Brown Convention center is going to be demolished today. There are vehicles still inside. They're not allowed to be there.

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So I saw this on the news. They were given. They were given, like, this is your deadline. You got to get this car out of here tonight.

[C]

She's like, that's not going to happen to me now.

[B]

It's blowing up today, right?

[A]

Do we know how many cars are in there?

[B]

No, but I can't wait to see.

[C]

They're going to tow them.

[B]

They're good.

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They are towing them. Okay.

[C]

That'd be funny. They just, Nope, they lost it.

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They're going to tow them.

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All traffic around that area is messy. So directly in front of the George R. Brown is restricted. Just know if you're in that area, that's what's going on today.

[A]

Give me fuel, give me fire. Give me that. Which I desire.

[B]

Gas prices are about to set a new time record. That's according to people that, you know, were on the inside and watch the trends and stuff. The national average Gas price was $4.44 since yesterday, up 30 cents from last week.

[A]

It's like craps. Like, I've stood at the craps table with Hal and he's tried to explain it to me like 10 times. We've been to Vegas, everything.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I don't understand it. The gas prices, I get when stuff's going on. I understand that, that, but I mean, we got, there's tons of gas, there's tons of oil. There's, we just got all that Venezuelan stuff. I, I, somebody will email me. They'll explain it to me.

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Thank you.

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I don't get it. No, I don't get it.

[B]

They are promising immediate relief after the war is over, but it's obviously unclear when that's going to happen.

[C]

It's never going to end. The war.

[B]

Over $6 in California. Here in Texas, thankfully, we're on the low side, still below $4 most places. But almost half of Americans say they're driving less because of the high gas prices.

[A]

Brutal.

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I know you're excited. The Met gala is tonight.

[A]

Rod, this is the most overblown.

[B]

It's so ridiculous.

[A]

This is the most overblown, like out of touch, tone deaf thing that we do in this. That we do in this country.

[B]

I was confused. Okay, so it's a fundraiser, right?

[A]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Okay, it's a fundraiser. But tickets are over a hundred, hundred thousand dollars.

[A]

I guess you're right. It is a gala. Okay.

[C]

Just have galas that. Galas. Do they.

[A]

What are they raising money for?

[B]

The Met is a museum, right?

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I think an art museum.

[C]

Oh, I thought it was the baseball team.

[B]

Not for the baseball team. Beyonce, one of the co chairs this year. So I'm sure she's been working really hard on putting it together.

[A]

Working around the clock, I'm sure.

[B]

Can we talk about Record Store Day? It was back in April on the 18th. The they had over 350 exclusive releases sold through indie stores on that day. And now they've tallied up the sales figuring out who the top sellers were. Pink Floyd, number one top selling Record Store Day album.

[A]

It's a 50 year old band. Isn't that so cool?

[B]

Bruno Mars came in second and the K Pop Demon Hunters came in third.

[A]

Oh really?

[B]

That was like all over the place.

[A]

How wild is it that Record Store Day? From Floyd to this K Pop Demon Hunter. And you said Fall Out Boy was a big one.

[B]

They were number seven on the list, which I thought was cool. For them it was their Life from Madison Square Garden album.

[A]

That's cool. Yeah, I, I didn't get involved in Record Store Day this year. There's just crazy long lines.

[B]

A lot of lines.

[A]

You have to really, really want it.

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I remember order stuff too.

[A]

The Foo Fighters. Yeah, but you, you. The whole thing about Record Store Day, it's exclusive and you have to show up in person to get it at the store.

[C]

Yeah, people will sell it.

[A]

They will turn around and sell it. You're right. That for like three, four times what they paid for it. There was a Foo Fighter release a couple years ago. What did they do, BG's covers or something And I don't know.

[C]

That was records today. I do remember they had a vinyl, BG's covers.

[A]

And the line was wrapped around in the heights. The line was wrapped around the building. And it's cool though. I mean it gets people out to the record stores. It's great.

[B]

Lots of people. Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it, Alex.

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Astros got a win Yesterday they beat the Red Sox 3 to 1 in extras. They took 2 of 3 from Boston over the weekend. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Dodgers at Dyking Park. Steven Okert is going to be on the mound for the Strobes going up against LA's Yoshinobu Yamamoto. First pitch is at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister's Station sports talk. 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Pistons eliminated the Magic and the Cavs top the Raptors. In the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadians got by the Lightning in game seven and the Avalanche beat the Wild. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

Risk it for the Biscuits. So it is the Texas Hammer, but it's not. It's a different Texas Hammer game and it is, it's exciting. For some reason I, I put all of the fire in Alex's hands this morning.

[B]

Bad idea.

[A]

Alex is going to be lighting the, Alex is going to be lighting the fuse. Damn lighter and he's got dynamite over there and the whole thing. So I don't know, it looks like he's planning to blow something up, but.

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Oh yeah.

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We just don't know when it's going to blow or if it blows at all. I'll explain everything. Risk it for the Biscuit. Your chance to win up to $1,000. This morning. We're gonna play it around 720, the Rod Ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am the buzz. If teaching is what you're meant to do, WGU is where you can become great at it. Earn your bachelor's or master's in education online, on your schedule and with support that's available when you need it. Make your passion your profession. Learn more at wgu.edu94.5 the buzz. Creed higher. Welcome to the seventh spot if you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you. If you're just joining us, wakey wakey, eggs and bacon. Shaky Rod Ryan show on this milk Monday. It's a busy one too, man. Start starting something brand new. I mean we, we gave away the trip to Cabo, which was very exciting. On Friday's show, listener John is him and his wife now are going to Cabo with us in blue October. So we could probably just take it easy for a little while, right? Just got done with a huge promotion. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know, we don't stop here. Risk it for the Biscuit starts up today and I, I know we're gonna do it all week. Will we carry over to next week. We have done it in years past. Risk it for the Biscuit coming up with our guy, the Texas Hammer. So don't go anywhere. I'll explain everything coming up in just a little bit. We need a jingle.

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You don't have a jingle.

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Well, I kind of have an idea. And then I sent something over to Jingle Blake. Six pick.

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Six picks.

[B]

Oh, six picks. I. You have been talking about this for over a year.

[A]

Whose turn is it this week? Like, I got the melody. I got everything down. I just can't do it. I don't have the. I don't have the. I don't have the stuff.

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What is the Berlin song we play when it's like six?

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Oh, yeah, the Berlin song. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is it. There's two Berlin.

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That'll be pretty easy.

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There's two Berlin songs. I was going the other way. Hey, six picks. So this is what I do. I go click on the. The link. There's Mo.

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Hey.

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And the plumber.

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That's my husband.

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Hi. Says here I went to Austin this weekend for the I Heart Country Festival. Rainy drive. And then I'm thinking, okay, here's gonna be some, like, you know, some country stars. And then it's food, Chili. Wow. As a matter of fact, the whole thing is food. There's a lot of food. There's a lot of food going on.

[B]

Austin's a good foodie city.

[A]

What? So tell me where you went, though. Like, you went to Austin, but you. What. What did you go see?

[B]

I went for a concert.

[A]

What is the concert? It's ours.

[B]

It's our concert. Country festival. It was my first time going. It was really crazy.

[A]

Good. Give me some of the names you saw.

[B]

They're all of them. Luke, Bryan, Shabuzzi, Gretchen Wilson, Elena.

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Did Shabuzzi mention me on stage? Did I get a name drop or anything?

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I included a picture of Shabuzzi for you.

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Shout out to Brother Ross for everything.

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He actually asked where you were, and my husband just pretended that he was you.

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Now, Lainey Wilson Friday played Jazz Fest in New Orleans. I didn't get there until Saturday, but she was in the region. Did she pop in?

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No.

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Was she around?

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Stayed home.

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She was close, you know. No, she wasn't. She wasn't a part of this.

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No.

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Okay, so let's look at these six picture. What are we eating here? What is this toasted thing?

[B]

Okay, that's Texas toast, blackened catfish. There's pimento cheese and cucumbers on that sandwich.

[A]

Oh, that's catfish. Okay. Now, Texas toast. That looks like regular thickness toast. Is it? I mean, because it's in Texas.

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It's a bad picture.

[A]

It doesn't look like it's thick bread.

[B]

Look at those collard greens, though. I don't know if that's one of my favorite things.

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I would try it. I don't know if I'd be down for that. That looks very green.

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It was delicious.

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It's like. It's the greenest green ever.

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Okay, look at the next.

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Saturday morning, you went for massages.

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Yes. First thing in the morning.

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This girl lives it up, huh?

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Please. It was one of those, like, Asian strip mall massages.

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Couples still count at the same time.

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Yeah.

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Are you next to each other? Are you holding hands? No.

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No talking?

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No.

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They didn't make you do, like, affirmations?

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Goodbye.

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We would have been a honeymoon. It was so awkward. They're like, now say too positive.

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I would have been out, but this is Mo. She mentions that her and her husband went for massages. And then another food picture. Like, there'.

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Look at that food.

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You think you're gonna see a picture of Mo getting massaged or something? Went for massages.

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And then we find me on Moan Leaf.

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And then we went out and ate again. All right. And then we drank carbonara. And then Saturday, did you. You're drinking.

[B]

What did you see?

[C]

Alex? You blur his face out in a photo.

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Oh, yeah. Because he was eating and he looked like a dork.

[A]

Okay, so you go to the. Well. No. Well, there's a. There's a beautiful picture. The couple right there. There you are. And you know what? What a company. Gail. She's got the I Heart logo. You're.

[B]

No, that was in between sets.

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They always are the biggest suckup.

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We get it. You're new here.

[B]

Thank you to the best bosses ever for getting me tickets.

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Okay, I've never got an I.

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Why is Austin blurred out in this picture?

[B]

Because he was eating.

[A]

You're eating and you're not blurred out?

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My mouth's not open. Okay, so he's eating pepperoni rolls. They were delicious. That stadium is beautiful.

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The Moody Center.

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Yes.

[B]

It's where they play basketball. Right?

[C]

I think Longhorn Studio.

[B]

It was insane. They're rich.

[A]

The real star, Gretchen Wilson.

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Okay, Gretchen Wilson. I know you asked what she was gonna wear, so I made sure to include a picture.

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Wifebeater.

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She's in a white tank top. It was not technically one of those tank tops.

[A]

Oh, it wasn't a wife beater.

[B]

No. Those are definite, like, smaller straps. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She Was wearing just a plain white tank top. But she was great. Very entertaining, very talented.

[A]

Gretchen Wilson. The gun show is always on display. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ok. Okay. So then there's more concert photos. Then you packed up the kids and you went to Willie's.

[B]

So good. Oh, I got Willie's Grill and Ice house gift cards because it's teacher appreciation week this week.

[A]

Oh, good call.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, God, it is. I was supposed to send my kid with something today.

[B]

This is your reminder. You have all week.

[A]

I'm not there.

[B]

You have all week.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Her teacher's like, favorite drink is like Dr. Pepper's. One day they'll like cash.

[B]

Oh, you were supposed to do something today.

[A]

There is something every day. There was Venmo, Almond Joy. Almond Joy was one day that bad boy. Sorry. I have it printed out.

[B]

I'm sure you do.

[A]

Sitting out.

[C]

Can you teachers. Teachers aren't going to ever hate on the parent.

[B]

There's too much.

[A]

All right.

[B]

It was a great weekend.

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Most six picks. Thank you. Just Mo eating and most incredible food. Just like 12 pictures of food on links and guest today. Great pictures. I'm glad you had a good time. Yeah. Okay. Who's going to win what $1,000. You could win up to $1,000. Risk it for the Biscuit. I'll explain everything after this break. Houston's rocks. Houston's alternative and the Rod Ryan morning show.

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The buzz at a time.

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94. 5 the buzz. Welcome back. There's other people questioning too. Okay. Dallas Daniels, like, why is Mo's husband blurred out? Does she not want the world world to see him? Because he's in the following picture.

[B]

Right?

[A]

That's not blurred out. He's there. And that's his. Well, that's his leg. I think it looks like his leg.

[B]

Yeah. It's definitely my husband in that.

[A]

In that. The cider shot. He's in the pictures. Why does he look like he's in the witness protection program in one of the pictures?

[B]

Oh, he had a pepperoni roll in his mouth. Actively in his mouth. So I was just protecting him from the meme warriors.

[A]

Okay. That's why Daniel. He was eating.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

All right.

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Most six picks on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] I'm ready to talk. Risk it for the Biscuit. But first, let's shoot it over to Alex. He's playing with fire.

[C]

I will be.

[A]

Yes. He's got all kinds of things over there. He's been playing with the matches. You're not supposed to have that stuff in the studio. Tell me what to do. Oh.

[B]

Here. Here we go.

[C]

I'm gonna have to light something.

[A]

You're so lucky. Engineer Bob retired.

[C]

We don't. I don't see any sun. How am I gonna use magnifying glass?

[A]

Huh? He would slap those matches out of your hand. What do you got for trending?

[C]

May the force be with you.

[A]

And also with you.

[C]

Trending. It is Star wars day and everybody's excited about it. A lot of people are excited about it.

[A]

A lot. Yeah.

[C]

Met gala.

[A]

We just talked about this.

[C]

I did some research and found out what the theme is. I know Rod's always asking.

[A]

I don't know what to wear at costume art.

[C]

Because I don't know if you know this. Rod. Always the fashion is art.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I was like, could you be more lazy? Like just do a prom thing? Like under the sea. Do that.

[A]

It's outer space. It is the most overblown the stars, celebrity out of touch thing ever.

[C]

But it's raising money for charity. What charity?

[A]

I'm not sure still.

[C]

But a charity NBA playoffs is our final trend this hour. We had two game sevens yesterday. The Pistons beat the Magic and the Cavs beat the Raptors. So congratulations to those team. We are now on to round two of the NBA playoffs, which again will not include the Rockets. So that's what's training on 945 the buzz.

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Do you have what it takes to risk it for the Biscuit? Come on with Rod Ryan on 94. 5 the Buzz. Let me just explain. I know most of you have heard this before. It's been a couple of years that we have been doing this. I went to Mr. Adler. I asked him for some money. What do you mean? I just gave you money? I'm like, that was last year, Mr. Adler. That was last. Oh, it's been a year. He gave us more money. Risk it for the Biscuit. You got a chance to win up to $11,000 right now. Why? I've been talking about Alex playing with fire over there.

[B]

Fire?

[A]

Like Beavis and Butthead. He's no different.

[C]

Just making sure it lights. All right.

[A]

Look at a pile of dirt matches over there.

[C]

Did you want dead matches?

[A]

They work. He keeps like. Let me try this one. Let me try this.

[C]

Make sure they're ready to go under pressure.

[A]

All right. Alex is going to light a fuse. He's going to light a fuse. You're gonna hear it on the radio. Now I gotta get one of you to call in. Chili probably takes caller number 10 right 713-212-5945. Don't worry. Every line's busy. Right. Right now we're going to get a caller on the air. You will hear Alex light the match. And then you'll hear the fuse. The fuse be lit. Then you'll hear Mr. Adler will come on. He'll say $100. If you freak out, you can just say, stop right there. Give me the 100 bucks and I'm out of here. It's a. It's a free hundo.

[C]

Unless it blows up before the 100.

[A]

Do you want to wait for him to say $200, then you can stop?

[C]

Maybe he doesn't ever say 200.

[A]

Then you can wait for him to say $300.

[C]

Allegedly.

[A]

That money is yours as long as you don't hear an explosion. We don't know how long the wick is that Alex is playing with.

[C]

Oh, I know.

[A]

Okay. Him and Emma know about his wick. That's it.

[C]

Yeah, she does. She knows all.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Why not a wick? It's a fuse. So he likes it.

[C]

A wick.

[A]

He likes the fuse. I want to know. He lights the fuse and you stay on as long as you want. That money is yours as long as it doesn't explode. You can stop at any time. Or do you just stay in there for the whole thousand? You have a chance to win up to a thousand dollars. 713-212-25945. Ask me any questions you want before we start playing. I don't mind answering your questions because it's the first couple of days of this. But we are going to do it this week, every day at 7:20. If you want to risk it for the biscuit, call now. 713-212-5945, the Rod Ryan Show. Mornings on 94. 5 the Buzz.

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94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. All right, come on. Good morning, everybody. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. It's looking pretty good, man. Only a 10. Chance of rain, mostly sunny. Manageable highs of around 83. I think it's going to warm up quite a bit. So this would be a good day if you. I get it, it's Monday and all, but if you can get outside and touch a little grass and do all of that, today's gonna be a great day for that. Today's a great day to win some money from us. Okay. Our money. No. Texas Hammers money. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you to the Great Jim and Mr. Mr. Jim and Bill Adler. Thank them. I want to thank them for being such great partners with us. Asked them if they wanted to play Risk it for the Biscuit again this year. They're into it. Yes. Boom. All we need is you on the phone. Good morning. Who is this?

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

Hi, this is Crystal.

[A]

Crystal, so exciting. Chili said that you. Chili said you're the 10th caller today. Yes. Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Holy canolies. Okay, I'm sure he's explained it. I just want to make sure that everybody listening knows. And the thing about it is you do you, Crystal. Don't worry about anybody else. I know people are gonna say, ah, I can't believe they stopped there. Or if I ever got on, I'd stay in there the whole time on, you don't know. Okay. We're talking about hundreds of dollars here that are. That are up for grabs. You do have a chance. The ultimate would be going up to $1,000. You win the whole thing, but you can stop at any money increment. As soon as you start getting uncomfortable, you tell me to stop. Boom. Okay. Now, if you hang in there too long and you hear an explosion, you get nothing.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Now, I never want to know this because I want to play along with everyone else. You have an idea what you're going to do or are you literally flying by the seat of your pants right now? Just winging it. You're winging it.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Maybe that's best. Yeah, maybe that's best. I. I don't know.

[B]

Just feel it, girl.

[A]

What does Mr. Adler have to say? Are you ready to risk it for the Biscuit? Are you ready?

[C]

I'm ready.

[A]

Okay. At any point that you want me to stop, I'll do so. And hopefully we'll give you a lot of money and we'll park great friends. Okay. All right. That's what I'm hoping for. Alex, you've been playing with those damn lighting time. He has been so ready to light this. Oh, wow. Here we go. Alex, go ahead. Okay. It's lit. It's lit. Nice job lighting that light. Thank you all right, here we go, crystal, you're on. $100. That's yours. That's your money. $200. $300. That's all your money, Crystal. $400. That's a lot of money. Stop. Stop.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. I forgot how sweaty I get during this game.

[A]

Oh, my God. Crystal, you just won 200. Oh, wait.

[C]

Hey.

[A]

Hey, you won. No, that's why. Hey, there you go. Hey, you won 400 bucks.

[B]

Heck yeah, Crystal. Yes.

[A]

Yes. Thank you. Congratulations. I heard him say five after you. You said stop. Do you want to hear the rest of that or no? Yes, let's do it.

[B]

Oh, no. Torture yourself.

[A]

Do you want to hear? Okay, he said five. Okay, let's. Let's see. It's. Let's see. Oh, here it is. $700. That's a lot of money. Okay, seven. Seven.

[B]

Oh, my word.

[A]

It blew up at seven. After seven. You stopped at four. That's 400. $400 that you didn't have this morning when you woke up, Crystal. Congratulations. Thank you. You feel good, though? It's 400 bucks. I do.

[C]

I feel great.

[A]

Yeah, you should feel good. I don't know if anybody plays the the game if you don't want me to play the rest of it. That's fine. If you don't want to know.

[C]

But we all want you to play.

[A]

I kind of want to know. I'll play it. I'll play a closed circuit, cuz I want to see what you left on the table.

[C]

But at least like the first day

[A]

it didn't blow up in her face. That one, man. We got a money winner. Her Name's Crystal. She's $400 richer. Thanks for playing. Risk it for the Biscuit today, Crystal.

[B]

Thank you, guys.

[A]

Thank you to the Texas Hammers. Okay, tomorrow, tomorrow, 7:20. Risk it for the Biscuit. And all week. We don't need your attitude. We have one of our own, the Rod ryan show on 94.

[B]

Five the buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Evanescence before that. Risk it for the biscuit. Christopher old $400. Hey, it's a lot of money. 400 bucks playing a silly game on the radio. Tomorrow we'll do it all again. Are you gonna risk it for the Biscuit? You got people. Oh, I'm gonna hang in there longer. Yeah. All right. Get through. Could have, shoulda, woulda get through. Get through. Be the 10th caller tomorrow, 7:20. We'll give you a chance to risk it for the Biscuit. Give you a chance to get win up to $1,000 with our friends the Texas Hammers. Still have big tickets and big things to give away. Today on the show, I guess we have pit tickets to Dave Matthews Band. Are you down there with the te. Sandals? You gotta. You gotta have closed toes in the pit. Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is Dave. Matthew. Well, here's the question I don't know the answer to. This is Dave Matthews. He's, you know, he's an elderly person like me. Sometimes they put chairs down there. Now, oh, for some of the older.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Dave Matthews, you got to dance around. Right? Surely that's got to be a true.

[B]

Even if he's sitting. I would.

[A]

I would think that's a True Pit for DMB. May 8, Woodlands Pavilion. So we got tickets for. For you for that at 8:20. Of course, the date is a big deal. Today. May 4th. We have some ideas for you on how to celebrate today. If you're looking for some ideas. Blue milk in your taunton cookies.

[B]

Tauntaun.

[A]

I don't know. I made that up. Punch A chewy job. There is a list of the best liveaction characters from. I mean, even the TV shows are involved. Like the Mandalorian and the other ones. It's the only one I know.

[C]

Asahoka Ahsoka was the other one.

[A]

I don't think so.

[C]

No, it was. It was the girl with the like 10 or 15 couple years.

[A]

Okay. Did she have her own show?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. I don't know what.

[C]

And Obi Wan was another one. That was actually a good one.

[A]

I watched it.

[B]

He's not lying. That person's name is on this top 10.

[C]

A S H O K A.

[B]

Something like that.

[A]

I don't believe Toby Maguire when he talks about this.

[B]

Very skeptical.

[C]

They're really educated on these things.

[B]

I know you're not.

[A]

There is no question that Darth Vader is the greatest character.

[B]

Number one.

[A]

Stop.

[C]

Anakin Skywalker as a child.

[A]

I think it's inarguable that Darth Vader is the number one character that came out of all this.

[C]

Sebulba, the pod raising guy.

[A]

According to this top 10, it's Vader slash Anakin Skywalker. I get corrected on this, but it's not hand. It's Han Solo.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Princess Leia in AT three is a little high, but for me. Okay, like this is a woman. I just didn't think that. I get very important things. I like how we all paused for your snort. It was just perfect. She laid it in there beautifully. I cannot. Luke in at 4. Is Leia more Important than Luke Skywalker. Come on, It's. You know what it is? It's the nerds and her with the. The. The slave outfit.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So again, I'd put her top five.

[C]

That's pretty important.

[A]

Slave outfit. Yoda in at five. And then you start getting into people that I don't know who they are.

[B]

Number six is the one that Alex was talking about that we didn't believe him.

[A]

Okay, but she's more important than Obi Wan Kenobi.

[C]

No, she's not.

[B]

And this list, she is R2.

[C]

D2 is also R2 way up at the top. R2 D2 in at 8C top five.

[A]

Then Dindarian. I don't know.

[B]

AKA the Mandalorian.

[A]

Yeah, Chewbacca in a ten. So C3PO doesn't make the top ten.

[C]

Dude. Like, R2 is the real guy where he knows what he's doing. C3 is. Oh, my.

[A]

Oh, no. I'm scared of everything.

[C]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

Master, it seems a little weird that you wouldn't put C3PO just like a little anxious wreck.

[C]

You're a robot, bro. You're supposed to be making decisions, not freaking out.

[B]

And there's a new thing coming out. I keep saying, seeing previews for it.

[A]

Yes. Movie. Here we are.

[B]

That's what it is.

[A]

We're just doing what you're supposed to do. On May 4, everybody. Celebrating, celebrating, talking, discussing, arguing. Star wars nerds, rejoice. Today's your day. We got a great link up for you. Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan show on this MILF money day. Most six picks on links and guests today. Make sure you go and you check that out. All the May 4th stuff, all of that food blog page, crazy criminal blog page. Looking at girls. It's all there. Pit tickets to Dave Matthews Band. You're going to be calling in for those closer to around 8:20 this morning. 10 chance of rain. Nothing over that. Mostly sunny today, highs of around 83. There's Mo right there. She's got the six pcks. Hey, again with the with asking why your fa. Your husband's face is blurred out.

[B]

It's just a conversation starter now.

[A]

Like he's in the witness protection program or something.

[B]

Huge pepperoni roll in his mouth.

[A]

He was eating at the time. I'll answer it one more time. There's a picture of him. She's not trying to hide her husband from us.

[B]

No, there's another picture.

[A]

He's there. He's in the pictures. But there's. But there's one that he's pixelated out. She said, said that she must have loved that picture of her so much that she's like, boom, I got to get rid of him. So she pixelated because he was eating at the time, so that's why he's not trying to hide him. All right, what do you got? Houston's headlines.

[B]

President Trump announced yesterday that the US Military will begin guiding stranded commercial ships out of the Strait of Hormuz. It's an operation he's calling Project Freedom, and he framed it as a humanitarian missions, saying there are these ships from these neutral countries that have no stake in the Iran war, and they're stuck. They've been stuck there for weeks, dwindling food supplies for their crews. Iran's deputy parliament speaker calls it a move of violation of the ceasefire. So we're gonna see where that goes today, Rod.

[A]

I wonder if Wizard's gonna get a call from iHeart, like central control in New York, like, hey, what are you guys doing down there? You guys are playing a lot of Flock of Seagulls now. Looks like you got Flock of Seagulls in a heavy rotation in the morning show.

[B]

Hey, here we are. Spirit Airlines, also in the news, they shut down all operations in the early morning hours on Saturday, making it the first major US airline to go out of business in roughly 25 years.

[A]

So did they just. Did they book flights and then the next day we're close, closed.

[B]

I saw people waiting in line to rebook after being canceled, and they rebooked to flights that were not gonna happen.

[A]

I mean, is it kind of on the person that booked? Because we knew Spirit was going under.

[B]

You gotta stay up in the news. That's why I'm here. You know, I'm telling you these stories,

[A]

but what if you booked it two months out?

[B]

I know, I know. You're screwed. If you paid my credit or debit card, you were are gonna receive an automatic refund. But that's the best that's gonna happen.

[A]

How else are people paying the third party? Oh, yeah, I don't do any of this on hotels dot com. I'm sorry.

[B]

It's very.

[A]

You gotta buy direct.

[B]

It's May 4th today. Star wars fans, if you need ideas on how to celebrate, we have a full list of inspiration posted up on the world famous Rod ryan show page, thebuzz.com Full disclosure, I'm not of course

[A]

I want web hits. There's a blog page up now and it says, says, click here if you want to see how to celebrate today. You want to know what the recommendations are?

[B]

Tell me.

[A]

Number one, watch the movies.

[B]

Oh, that's groundbreaking.

[C]

That's pretty good.

[A]

Number two, read the books.

[B]

They're books.

[C]

I'm not gonna do that.

[A]

Number three, it's.

[C]

Oh, number three, dress up like the characters.

[B]

Please get a picture of our dress up girl.

[A]

She never sent anything. The first phone call today, Riley.

[B]

She was our cosplayer.

[A]

She's a big. She said she's pretty well known in the cosplay world and she's a big Star wars person cosplayer. And I said, listen, I'm not trying to be creepy guy in the radio, but send me a picture of you. You know, first phone call. You're kind of famous now. Yeah, for sure. Send us a picture of your best. You know, let's see what you do.

[B]

Yeah, still waiting for that.

[A]

So that's how you celebrate or you drink blue milk. Blue milk. Put a little blue food coloring in your milk and eat a taunton. This is your sister. But I still.

[C]

Spoiler.

[A]

Did you say kiss your sister?

[C]

That's what they do in the. The first movie.

[A]

Kiss your sister. Day.

[C]

Luke and Leia kiss.

[B]

What?

[C]

And the tracks compactor. They don't know their brother and sister yet, but later it comes up.

[B]

That is a movie.

[A]

Isn't the line. Punch it, Chewy. Could you, like, punch it?

[C]

That's when you're in the Malayan folk.

[A]

Could you punch a wookie today? Punch a wookie today?

[C]

No, no, punch him in like. Like we go into hyperdrive.

[A]

Oh, punch it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Punch it, Chewy.

[B]

So lucky to have you, Alan. And let's talk about Sydney Sweeney, something we definitely know about.

[C]

Punch your sister. I would not.

[A]

What about punch it, Chili?

[C]

No, no, I would never let you punch Chili.

[A]

I mean, it's punched back, but when we need something. No, I don't want to get hit by that. He's got a lot of power.

[C]

He does.

[A]

What else?

[B]

Sydney Sweeney.

[A]

Okay, I know you love her.

[C]

She celebrated Star Wars Day.

[B]

She made her relationship with Scooter Braun Instagram official. Alex posted pics and videos from them at Stagecoach Coach Dancing, enjoying their weekend together.

[A]

Was he. Was she on his shoulders at a show?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, I saw that she was in a skirt. So that's the. Now, why do you gotta bring that up?

[B]

I would.

[A]

Look, I'm glad you brought that up.

[B]

You're welcome.

[A]

I'm just Downplaying it.

[B]

They met at Jeff Bezos wedding last year. Quickly became serious. Apparently he really really likes her.

[A]

I mean no way.

[B]

She is a young beautiful girl.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So he, he's like.

[B]

He's into it.

[A]

Boyfriend. You're telling me. It's cool to date Sydney Sweeney. Who have thought he thinks she's super hot. Wow. Hey, I'm dating Sydney Sweeney and it's awesome.

[B]

I think I'm into it. Huge fan for him.

[A]

God, I thought I hated that guy before.

[B]

Also we've talked about this story before. The turn style guitarist who. Who hit his co art co bandmates dad with his car.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

78, 79 year old dad suffered a broken leg because of this guy. His name's Brady and he's about to be in jail for life.

[A]

Life. He didn't kill a guy.

[B]

I know. So I looked into it a little more. He's saying it was self defense. But the lawyers, the prosecutors think there's evidence of premeditation which is what would give him the potential for a life sentence.

[A]

Holy crap.

[B]

Ah, there's a lot going on and you know I bring the tea. But those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

All right. That and a lot more on the music blog page. Oh, Dave Gro did another interview and he said no. I actually do a couple vocal warm ups, not just drink shots.

[C]

Well, after he does the shots.

[A]

Right, Good. So that's on the music blog page. Here we go.

[C]

The Astros got a win yesterday. They beat the Red Sox 3 to 1 in extra innings. They took 2 of 3 from Boston over the weekend. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Dodgers at Dyken Park. Stephen Okert is going to be on the mound for the Stroz going up against LA's Yoshinobu Yamamoto. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Pistons eliminated the Magic 116 to 94. In the Cavalry top the Raptors 114 to 102. In the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens got by the Lightning in game seven and the Avalanche beat the Wild nine to six in game one of that series. Yeah. Fifteen goals in a hockey game. Pretty crazy.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Pretty crazy. That's what's going on in sports, rock

[A]

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halfway point of the show, people. It's Green Day and when I come around. Good morning, Buzz. Hey, 94 by the Buzz. I just said that. Thank you. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. Thank you. Pit tickets coming up. Dave Matthews Band. Sure. In the pit all week, every day. Our first pair given away after this upcoming break. We'll do call her 10 to get you in the pit for DMB, who loves to start his tours in Houston.

[B]

His next Cool.

[A]

Yeah, he. I don't know what it is. There's got to be something special.

[B]

Why does it always happen?

[A]

We kind of looked it up and it's like, yeah, he's just kind of always done it. I mean, maybe it's a good luck thing. Maybe he's superstitious.

[B]

It's lazy.

[A]

He goes out and plays every summer. What do you mean lazy?

[B]

Just like the same thing every year.

[A]

It's like, hey, you want to mix it up a little bit?

[B]

Nah.

[A]

Whatever we did last year, just put me down for doing that again.

[B]

It works.

[A]

So he starts his a whole Summer Trek here. May 8, Woodlands Pavilion. Ticketmaster.com has tickets to go see DMB, but we'll get you in the pit. Man, that's a great ticket. Mostly sunny today, 10% chance of rain, high of 83. Congratulations to Crystal. Give her a bell.

[B]

Crystal.

[A]

She won 400 bucks this morning already. Risk it for the Biscuit. Now, sure, she could have won 700, but then she would have had to stop there. And then, I don't know. You got to be psychic or something to know where to stop. But the. The max that she could have won this morning was 700. She told Alex to shut it down after $400 and she said she felt great about it. I. I do ask people. We're gonna play this game, risk it for the Biscuit with the Texas Hammer. Every day is not the Texas Hammer game. It's just. It's another game. It's like a special feature that we do once a year and we're going to do it all this week. But you. You have it couldn't go up to $1,000. You could win $1,000. I asked the, the people that play. Cuz I don't want to know. I don't think, I don't think people listening want to know either. But I asked people that play. Do you have it in your brain? Cuz you're probably just processing that you're caller 10.

[B]

The fact that you made it through the.

[A]

Oh my God, you know, but then do you have it in your brain where you're going to stop? I don't think you know what your threshold is until you're there playing. Till you're on the game zero. You know, you can, you can game plan all you want, but once you hear that fuse lit and you start to hear all that money pass before your ears, I, I don't know how long I could hang in there. The game freaks us out.

[B]

Yeah, I get sweat.

[A]

I was like, oh my God, I'm sweating my hands.

[B]

I wanted to just like love crystal.

[A]

Speaking of sweating, I, I've got an email to share with you guys coming up. We had a listener walk out of the Devil Wears Prada this weekend. Oh yeah, she left. I've only walked out of one movie. I'll share that with you coming up too. I wanna know, did you ever walk out of a movie?

[B]

No, I just go to sleep.

[A]

Why did she walk out of the Devil Wears Prada number one movie this weekend.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Records.

[A]

Michael's still doing well, but she, she left in the middle of the movie. But I'll tell you why she walked out.

[C]

And she's not because of Anne Hathaway.

[A]

She's not trashing the theater either. Okay, so I do want to share an email with you guys coming up. I do want to get you those pit tickets. I do want to find out what's trending. I do want to get another rec check. That's all coming up after the break. Please stick around. The buzz rock and alternative for Houston,

[B]

the Rod ryan Morning show. Six to 10am before five.

[A]

The buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this milf Monday. Oh, I got to get over. And I, I, I looked at Mo's six picks. I didn't even. I was so taken back by your pictures, Mo. I didn't even look at the milk. Monday today.

[B]

Oops the heck.

[A]

Get your mind right. Talking to myself. Get your mind right, Rod. Mostly sunny today 10, chance of rain, high of 83. All right, I do have pit tickets coming up for you. But first, Alex, what's trending?

[C]

You're never gonna guess.

[A]

Okay, that means you want me to guess.

[C]

Trending all morning.

[B]

Oh, I know.

[A]

May 4th be with you.

[C]

That's it. This is Star Wars Day trending.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Happy Star wars day to everybody. McDonald's is also trending. Why a lot of people are upset right now at McDonald's cuz they are getting rid of their self service soda machines. Like so you're gonna have to go behind, get them to go behind the counter. Which also means they're getting rid of their free refill policy. Just being able to like say McDonald's read the newspaper and drink 107 sodas if you wanted to just put them away all day. Now you can't do that. Now you have to keep going to them to refill it. But they're not going to want to stock those places.

[A]

That is a pretty big deal.

[C]

I've been to the one in Times Square and it's still just the kiosk. Like they're not going to have somebody just their whole job is to just refill sodas. Eventually I feel like it's going to come back. They're McRibbing us. Oh, I think they're McRib ribbon us.

[A]

But that'll. I bet you that'll save them millions of dollars.

[C]

Unlike people stealing sodas from them.

[A]

Yeah. And they're McDonald's.

[C]

Like they print money. I don't feel like people taking Sprite

[A]

more than they should.

[C]

McDonald's is really affecting them that bad.

[A]

And if McDonald's is like the, the Golden Arch standard, who else jumps on board after this? Is this the start?

[C]

Burger King makes their move. Yeah, whatever would listen.

[A]

Waterburger might be a thing of the past.

[C]

Never. John Sterling is trending. The longtime voice of the New York Yankees, their radio broadcaster. The Yankees win guy. He passed away this morning at 87 years old and a lot of people were talking about him. But that is what's trending on 95 of the buzz.

[A]

Not to be confused with the voice of God, the in house announcer for the Yankees, he died years ago.

[C]

Go.

[A]

And even after he passed, even after he passed, number two, Eric Jeter, they, they allowed a recording to play for Jeter to come out.

[C]

That was because he was the last guy, I think it was Mariana Riviera or Mariano Rivera and him were the last two people that he had done it with. And so he was like, they're like for the rest of your careers you can use, you can use his call.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But everybody else, ever since then they've had the regular interview now.

[A]

So what's the in house guy's Name? Bob Shepard. Bob Shepard. And then the guy that just passed, John Sterling. John Sterling. Okay. All right. Well, thank you for that. Why did Shelly leave in the middle of the Devil Wears Pride?

[B]

I'm dying to know.

[A]

Made $70 million.

[C]

The fashion was a bad, bad fashion over the weekend was because the lady was mean.

[A]

She left in the middle of the movie house.

[C]

Streep is mean again, wasn't she?

[A]

And then I thought of. Okay, this is. This is actually a pretty good thing. I'll go around the room. Anybody ever walk out of a movie? I have walked out of one. I've walked out of one movie. I was just like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I just. I'm not sitting here any longer.

[B]

Well, now I have more questions, so.

[A]

All right, that's coming up to get us there. Let's give away some great tickets.

[B]

These are pit tickets to see the Dave Matthews Band open up their summer tour May 8th in the Woodlands. You can buy tickets Ticketmaster.com but we'd love for you to win. Caller 10 right now. 713-212-5945.

[A]

All right, bring me your feet. Caller number 10, the Rod Ryan Show.

[B]

Mornings on 94. 5 the Buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the Buzz. Red jumpsuit apparatus in face down. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Have you checked out Moe's six picks yet? Six picks from the weekend. Mo had a busy, busy weekend. She went to Austin to our Now I've been here a long time. Yeah, you've been here a long time. How many national I heart shows have you been to?

[C]

None.

[A]

You know what I mean? Like the big ones where they get all the big names. It's the iHeart Show. How many have you been to?

[C]

Zero. And I ask every time, they're like, who are you?

[A]

Ten years.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

This one most swings in here. This one country mo.

[A]

This one's been here 364 days.

[B]

Yes. Celebrating a big day tomorrow.

[A]

364 days she's been with us.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And you went to the aust, the I Heart Country Festival, which was the national show. It was amazing for our country, for our company. And you're just hanging out at the show. You're going, you're, you're there show.

[B]

Very well done.

[C]

Never felt like I'd never meant less to the company than I do now.

[B]

Oh, we have the best bosses ever. You guys should really try and go to a show. You should have come with me.

[A]

I'm coming up on 23 years. I've never been to that show.

[C]

They introduce themselves to me every time I speak to them.

[A]

Whatever. All right, well, then some of most pictures are the. It's food. Are you kidding me? It's a lot of food. It's food. And then her husband, I don't know, for some reason blocked out. You can't see his friends face. He was really on the phone here. Hey, good morning. Rod Ryan show. National show. Yeah. Robert, turn down that radio. You're an animal. Hey, good morning. How you doing? Good morning. I'm doing great, man. Thank you for listening. You're color 10, dude.

[B]

Robert.

[A]

Oh, my God. Thank you. Dude, you're in the. He's got pit passes.

[B]

Yeah. May 8th. Hopefully you heard nothing else going on. Robert, you're gonna be in the pit for Dave Matthews Band in the Woodlands.

[C]

What?

[A]

Dang. I appreciate that so much.

[B]

Freaking cool. You better. Better wear shoes, Robert.

[A]

Way to go, dude. All right, Robert. Thank you so much, guys. Where you from? Willis, Texas.

[C]

Have you.

[A]

Okay, I guess I gotta ask one question first. Have you ever been to the movies? Like, you ever gone to a. See a movie in a movie theater? Yes, sir. Okay. Have you ever walked out of a movie before it was over? And I'm not talking about leaving right at the very, very end. I'm talking. Have you ever left. Have you ever left during a movie? No, sir. No. Okay. I have. I have. And I. And I got somebody here that's emailed me who walked out of the biggest movie in the country right now. She walked out of it this weekend. Hey, Robert. Congratulations. Have fun in the pit. Hang on for me, Chili. Going to get some information from you. Pit tickets all week to Dave Matthews Band. $77 million just here in America opening weekend. That's a big number for. For movie theater. Movies now and then the global box office. This movie's big all over the place. Okay, I. I know I've already said her name on there. She said no names.

[B]

Oh, crap.

[C]

Make up a new one moving forward.

[A]

No name names here. I mean, kind of going back and forth with her because I thought it was. There was a couple of things. The thing that's interesting, she doesn't want her name, and I already.

[C]

I already blew it.

[B]

I already forget. It's fine.

[A]

She doesn't want to destroy the. The movie theater either. So what was it she said, Rod,

[C]

what do you want to do here?

[A]

This movie means so much to me, Rod. I went to go see Devil Wears Prada this weekend. I had to leave halfway through. I swear, I could almost See my breath, it was so cold in there. I asked the woman that I did not, that I was not with, asked her next to me, who also was complaining about how cold it was. And she finally said she might. She was thinking of leaving as well, but we walked out in the middle of the movie. It was so cold. So my follow up is, okay, don't blame this on. She's not gonna. She doesn't want to give me the theater. She doesn't want to. She doesn't want to trash them. I said, can I ask you what you were wearing? And she said, yoga pants and a hoodie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She goes, I'm prepared for this.

[B]

You know, it's going to be cold in movies.

[A]

Are you cold normally? She goes, I can be. I go. She goes, it's not a thing with me everywhere I go. But she goes, there had to be something happening here that it was so cold. She goes, I was. She said, we were so close to almost seeing our breath. She goes, I've never walked out in the middle of a movie before and she loves this movie and she's going to have to go see it again.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

She couldn't enjoy it. She was just so cold.

[A]

Tickets are like 30 bucks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To go see the movie. I'm like, how much? She goes, it was. She goes, it was around 30 bucks to go see a movie.

[B]

So bummer. I feel bad. I'm a cold person too. I know to take a blanket to

[A]

the movie, you bring a blankie.

[B]

100. The most recent time I went to see Wicked when it came out and I took my daughter, my five year old, and I took two Blankets. Blankets. Because I just know that it's always freezing in the movie theaters. It's dumb.

[A]

She said she, she knows that she gets cold. She brought the hoodie and because you

[B]

would think a hoodie would be enough.

[C]

Yoga pants, your tops are warm, your bottom's cold.

[A]

I know, but I got to do this with my kid too. Like, she wants to fly in shorts and everything. And I'm like, I don't know what that plane's gonna be like.

[B]

Yeah, it might be cold. It might be really hot too.

[A]

And it's miserable. If you're cold, you're miserable. Especially if you're on a flight. You can't walk out in the middle of the floor. Flight. You can leave the movie, but you can't get off the plane. So I, you know, I gotta beg my kid. You gotta wear pants. You have to wear pants. And then as soon as we get to where we're going. Then you can put on the shorts or whatever. But London gets. It's like a chick leaving the house without their license. I, I can't. I, I. What?

[C]

I'm gonna need it.

[B]

You know this, Alex, passenger Princess.

[A]

You know this. It's like, how can you. My id. How can you leave your house without identification? Vacation, okay.

[C]

Go to a bar.

[B]

Okay. If you're going to a bar, you need it. For sure.

[A]

They don't want to carry a sweater or something with. So if London has to go grocery shopping with me, she will freak out in the frozen food section or in the produce, whatever. She's like, daddy, I'm so cold. I mean, I told you to wear a jacket. I told you I don't want to carry it. Oh my God.

[B]

The struggle it is.

[A]

Girls do not want to be uncomfortable for even two seconds when it comes.

[B]

My purse is so bad, cuz I carry all this stuff.

[A]

We get in the car. If it's my girlfriend, it's like they think that I can get that AC on immediately. So they are so upset that it's hot in the car that it's not immediately cooled down. I'm like, you got to be kidding me. It just doesn't happen that way. You gotta wait. Oh, wow. Oh, it's so hot in here.

[C]

Am I right?

[B]

Wait, I'm really sad she had to walk out of the movie. Yeah, that's really miserable.

[A]

I'm surprised that she doesn't want to, like, totally sorry for the term. Karen, out. But she's, she's not, she's not blowing up. She's not blowing up the theater. She just said I had to leave. I was really bummed out. It's like, I don't know what she hopes to get out of this. Just,

[B]

can you leave. Will you leave a comment? A review? Will you send a message?

[C]

You don't want to be a review guy or girl?

[B]

I wouldn't leave a review, but I might like, like just like shoot a little message.

[A]

Hey, y', all.

[C]

I'm not gonna read it. Yeah, let me. Yeah, maybe that.

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[C]

It'll be some kid that answers. Yeah, let me pass it on. Hang up.

[B]

Okay, if that's the case, fine. But they might give her a free movie if they're a good company.

[A]

Mo, you already answered. You've never walked out in the middle of a movie? No.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay. Have you?

[C]

I don't remember the year I was young and I went, My dad and I had the day with ourselves and we went To Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

[A]

Okay?

[C]

And it was all in subtitles, and we didn't understand what was going on, really. And at one point, they jumped on trees, and we're like, running around on trees, and my dad was like, do you want to get out of here? Do you want to.

[B]

Do you want to leave?

[C]

And I was like, yeah, this movie sucks. I remember it won, like, every award that year.

[A]

Yeah, like, it was something that.

[C]

That movie was terrible.

[A]

I don't know that they ever even explained how people could fly and fight in the middle of the year and stuff. Like, they didn't have to.

[C]

They did in another language.

[A]

Visually, it was supposed to be spectacular. I never saw it.

[C]

We thought it was phony as hell.

[A]

I was sitting and I was already of age and whatever. I'm at the theater. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp.

[C]

Oh, you were sober when you saw it?

[A]

Yeah, I wasn't tripping on balls, dude. Okay. This is the dumbest, most exhausting movie ever. Ever. Okay. I never went back to go watch it, to see whatever. I read the book and I don't. I didn't want to stick that. I wasn't even gonna put that sick flex on you guys. But you brought it up. I did read the book, and I thought, okay. And I get it. The whole gonzo writing and the whole thing about, Geez, what's his name that wrote the book?

[C]

Hunter S. Thompson.

[A]

Hunter S. Thompson. Thank you. So, yeah, I read the book. I thought it was interesting. Now, is he on peyote the whole time? And is he on drugs, driving and whatever? But Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, they focused so much on the drugginess of it. And you've got that, like, warbly camera and blah, blah, the whole thing. There's a lot of drugs in the book. A ton of drugs in the book. The whole movie was tripped out. And I think this is dumb.

[B]

Oh, you left because it was dumb? Not because you're, like, getting dizzy.

[A]

And Johnny Depp with the dumb voices. I. I just. I get it. Pirates is great, but John. Johnny. Johnny Depp and his stupid thing from

[C]

then on has really just been his different drug voices that he's done as every other character.

[A]

Johnny Depp and his dumbass voices. I can't deal with it. I cannot deal with it. I get it. He's super A list, okay? Drinking his mega pints. I understand him. I couldn't handle the voice. I couldn't handle any of it. There is a Bill Murray movie. I think it's called where the Buffalo Roam. And that might be. That's based on Hunter S. Thompson. That was okay. The book was good. The movie. Only movie I've ever walked out in the middle of.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Temperature was perfect. I remember it crisp, 72 degrees scene. She said she's gonna go again.

[B]

Yeah, she has to see it. She's been waiting to see it.

[C]

At least it wasn't like if you saw Ice Age and you had to leave because it was too cold. Like you gotta stay. You're committed to it at that point. Even Titanic, you gotta stay there.

[A]

That, that.

[C]

That water's cold.

[A]

Gotta bring. Gotta bring the hoodie.

[B]

Tell me blanket.

[A]

The sweater, something. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5. The buzz. 94. 5. The buzz sublime and Ensenada. Good morning, Rod Ryan show man. Thank you guys so much for rolling with us on this milf Monday. Got Mo6 picks up. You got all the great stuff on links and guests. It's MILF Monday. Chance at a thousand dollars. We're back at that this week. 9:10, on the tens. Chance to put a thousand dollars in alternative income. You'll get all the information close to around 9:10. I want you to play along with this. I don't know that we've had any local winners. Usually they do notify us. Yeah, there's a local winner. So we're only a week in. Right.

[B]

We gotta play to win.

[A]

We started last week.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. So it's at least five weeks of this. Got to get some winners here. 311 Dirty Heads coming to Woodlands Pavilion. We got tickets for you on Mo the Show. Crystal won $400 on. Risk it for the Biscuit. That's back this week. Risk it for the Biscuit. Every day at 7:20. I am seeing that Gen Z. Gen Z's getting a little push back.

[B]

What happened?

[C]

What they do.

[A]

Well, because they're inventing everything.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Oh, geez.

[A]

But there's the trend on TikTok now is to blast these trends that Gen Z says they're coming up with. And now these other generations are calling them the Christopher Columbus generation.

[B]

That is magical.

[A]

Pretty funny. So what do we mean by this? So there's something like one of the new ones right now is Gen Z. The Christopher Columbus generation. Discovering all these things that have already been around. Silent walking. It's walking around without your phone. Alex. You can hear the eyes roll in the back of his head.

[B]

Soup was one.

[C]

No one ever did that before.

[A]

Ever.

[C]

Like they never did have phones. And you just had to walk this

[A]

is the generation that's known for quiet quitting. You know, like, you know, these are the things that they've come up with. Like, hey, this is what we're doing.

[C]

Quiet quitting. However, they're loud as hell about it when they do it.

[A]

Somebody, some kid, I swear, just was on there thinking that he discovered a Coke float.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Those have been around since the 1800s. So, you know, it's. That's what stuff. So Gen Z getting. Getting blasted for these tricks, friends. And people are jumping on them instantly saying, you know you didn't invent that. Right. You know that we did this. Maybe we didn't call it, but it's. This is what. This is the 10 things that has been called before. You just came up with a new name for it. Millennials have their thing, too. What? Millennial. Well, you guys, you guys, you guys.

[B]

What did we do?

[A]

Well, you got.

[C]

We had to go through 9, 11, 11. Right?

[A]

Dude.

[C]

So we get it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Look how strong we are.

[A]

You guys started coming out with the life hacks. That really came from the millennials.

[C]

A lot of those are sarcastic life hacks, the millennials.

[A]

You know, you. You guys did get it handed to you for a little while. For a while. Millennials. There was a whole thing, okay, Everybody needs a trophy. You got to tell everybody how good they're doing all the time. You got positive reinforcement that was like, oh, my God, I got millennials here. How do we work with these people? And the other thing that was a little annoying that you guys did is that somebody's out there writing out their bills. I'm adulting today. I'm. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're paying bills. You guys wanted to call that adult?

[B]

I know. I don't feel like an adult, though.

[A]

That was a millennial.

[C]

Okay, I was unfamiliar. It was a millennial thing, but I

[A]

didn't know that either.

[B]

But no, no.

[A]

All right. The Christopher Columbus generation is pretty great.

[B]

Clever.

[A]

But ergo, that is somebody slapping a title on something that we've already. So it never stops. We're all guilty of it. The Buzz rock and alternative for Houston.

[B]

The Rod ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am Come on, 94.

[A]

5, the Buzz Danzig reminding you. Mother's Day. Is this on the Sunday, right? Well, pretend like you don't know.

[B]

I just watched on my calendar. Yes, it's Sunday. Celebrating the next weekend.

[A]

What is that?

[B]

I'm going to Vegas.

[A]

But Mother's Day is this Sunday.

[B]

I just looked.

[A]

Yes, you're going to.

[B]

You just were in Austin I know. I'm going without my.

[A]

Can I borrow your parents? Sure.

[B]

They're available.

[A]

Your parents move in with me.

[B]

Oh, my goodness.

[A]

So they'll watch London like me go on these trips.

[B]

Just drop her off.

[A]

What's one more kid, right? Good morning, everybody. Mother's Day on Sunday. So we'll keep dropping reminders. That's for me too. I got to get the stuff in the mail. That card's got to get there on time, otherwise it doesn't count. Chance at $1,000. Alternative income, that's coming up at 9.

[C]

10.

[A]

We mostly sunny skies today. 10% chance of rain. Nothing over that all day high today of around 83 mo. One final touch. Prime Houston's headlines, please.

[B]

President Trump announced yesterday that the US military is going to begin guiding stranded commercial ships out of the Strait of Hormuz. He's dubbing this Project Freedom and he framed it as a humanitarian mission because he's saying that we have some neutral countries, no stake in the Iran war, who've been asking for help to free their boats. Boats that have been locked in the Strait from for weeks. Dwindling food and supplies for their crews. Okay, well, Iran is saying this is a violation of the ceasefire and Iran will quote, not back down. So that's what's going on over there. Here, locally, I need updates because a parking garage near the George R. Brown Convention center is going to be demolished today. And if your vehicle is still inside of it, whoopsie. There was a deadline at 5.30pm yesterday to remove your car. Apparently they're towing some of them.

[C]

How many cars are still? I don't know.

[B]

I need an update.

[A]

Where is the parking garage?

[B]

It's right there outside the George R. Brown.

[A]

And they're bringing it down today?

[B]

Yeah, they're redoing everything around there. It's a hot mess. Stay away sick.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

They took down the sky bridge. That convent connects it to the convention center.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But they're not going to have a new one open until this fall. A lot of people, A lot of people barked there.

[A]

Yeah. So I saw the report this morning. There's a ton of cars that people didn't get the message or whatever.

[C]

Yeah. Happy on the email list.

[B]

And is it a wrecking ball or is it a bomb? Like how are they exploding this thing today?

[A]

That's a wrecking ball.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Yeah. Bombs are for building fun to watch bigger buildings.

[C]

Acknowledging a song choice.

[B]

Thank you. It's a good one.

[A]

Miley Cyrus is taking that sucker down.

[C]

No one said anything Earlier. And I was upset.

[B]

Gas prices setting an all time record. Maybe. The national average gas price yesterday was $4.44. That's up 30 cents from last week. It's also an all time record for May. And insiders are saying we're nowhere near an end to the war. Which would be when the prices would get better.

[A]

Did we end up doing it? My promotion. Promotion. Because I remember I got laughed at. I get laughed at things that I say in our. In our meetings.

[B]

I would never laugh at you.

[A]

Rod. Brian.

[C]

Wizard laughs a lot.

[A]

I get. I get full on like, dude, not everything has to rhyme. Like wizard will look at me like, not everything needs to rhyme. He goes. Or you and your dumb alliteration. You know? Free beer Friday. Those types of things.

[B]

That's awesome.

[A]

Remember when I came into the meeting and I said, what if we got like. Like gas, cards, tanks for listening?

[C]

I like that.

[B]

It was so good.

[A]

He hated it. He hated it. Thanks for listening.

[B]

You're joking.

[A]

Thanks. Thanks, guys.

[B]

Do you want me to talk to him?

[A]

Did we end up doing it?

[C]

I don't think we did. I think he pitched it and I think it was shot down.

[A]

Yeah. He hates all my ideas.

[C]

Like the straight horror movies.

[A]

He hates this show. Everything we do.

[C]

I also asked him if we could open up the Straight Horn moves in our last meeting. He said no.

[A]

You know what he loves?

[C]

What?

[A]

Alternative income on the 10. He loves it.

[B]

He does.

[A]

Simple little text. To win.

[B]

People need gas money.

[A]

Right? Meanwhile. Thanks for listening.

[B]

Thanks for listening.

[A]

I got shown the door.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Let's circle greatness.

[A]

Let's circle back on that one.

[B]

The Met galas tonight. I know you're excited. Costume art is the theme. Beyonce is a co chair. It cost a hundred thousand dollars a ticket to go to this fundraiser.

[A]

I hate that we have to talk about this.

[B]

It's trending. I'm sorry.

[A]

I know.

[B]

Done.

[A]

No. It's all over the news. Would lead you to believe that everyone's interested in this thing.

[B]

I wouldn't have known it was tonight unless I saw it in the Trends.

[A]

Here's why. I saw it. And I. And I left it on. Jeff Bezos is underwriting this thing. Maybe he's rich.

[B]

That's why. And he's an honorary chair.

[A]

What did do?

[C]

Just donated a lot of money.

[A]

Please excuse my ignorance.

[B]

Why people hate him. Why are they not going? Because he's there.

[A]

Yeah. Like, oh, Jeff Bezos is involved now. I'm not going.

[C]

Like, ever heard of Amazon?

[A]

Right?

[B]

To a lot of other causes. That Might be controversial to some people.

[A]

Oh, Jesus Christ. Your ass hurts. Not you.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Whoever is not going to spend $100,000 on a ticket now because Jeff Bezos is donating a ton of money.

[C]

You just didn't want to spend a hundred thousand dollars. You were like, that is an excuse. Actually, that's my reason for not going. I will not be giving a hundred thousand dollars. Not because I don't want to go to this dumb thing, but because of Jeff Bezos.

[A]

It's brilliant.

[B]

That is really funny.

[A]

It's brilliant in the same breath.

[C]

That's how I always choose my protest. Whatever is most convenient for me.

[A]

Simone Biles just made the news and said, you know what? I'm going to tone down how many red carpets I go to. Yeah.

[C]

I will also be toning down my red carpets as well.

[A]

Here's the dirty. Tell you truth. She goes, these things are costing me minimum 25 grand.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When I do these things, you get invited, but you got to do wardrobe and Vlon, you know, you don't always get that dress handed to you. And she's like, these things are costing me at least 25 grand every time I walk on a red carpet somewhere. Now I'm. She's got the cake, but she doesn't

[B]

want to spend it on that.

[A]

And I didn't realize that. I just thought that they were going full freight paid when they walk these red carpets.

[B]

Yeah, you would think so.

[A]

And she's like, no, I'm not gonna do them as much.

[C]

You're also like bragging that I get invited to too many parties.

[A]

That's pretty much what you're. Well, maybe that too.

[C]

I used to get invited to so many parties.

[A]

I just didn't understand. I mean, everybody hates everybody for some reason. I just didn't understand Jeff Bezos writing a huge check for this thing. And this, this is the most, this is the most tone deaf event of the entire year in our country, at least to me.

[C]

So the guy that bought like an Italian city, his little tone deaf for a wedding.

[B]

Record store day was April 18th. Over 350 exclusive releases sold through indie stores alone. And so a company tallied up all the sales and figured out who were the top sellers across albums. Pink Floyd number one.

[A]

What did they find? Some Pink Floyd song that no one heard before?

[B]

No, it's some clear colored four vinyl set that you could only get.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that was the top seller.

[A]

But the diversity of Record Store Day

[B]

number two, Bruno Mars. This was number three. The soundtrack for K Pop Demon Hunters.

[A]

Good for them. I mean for them for getting, you know, sorry.

[B]

Out and about.

[A]

If you're out chasing down that clear Pink Floyd album, you're old. Okay, I can say that because I'm old. And then this is gonna be kids.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So if you're spanning that whole thing on Record Store Day, then you're doing Record Store Day day. Right. It's pretty cool, you know. And then Fall Out Boy was involved.

[B]

Number seven on the list.

[A]

They had something that they put out

[B]

again with all over the place. It's cool.

[A]

And if you don't know Record Store Day, they give exclusive things to the record stores and you have to go to the record store to get them. They're in limited quantities. And I think most places do a pretty good job of not telling you how many copies they have of each thing.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

So you gotta go and get and hope for the best deal.

[B]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Alex is like, can't you just buy this stuff online? No.

[C]

You can though, afterwards.

[A]

Yeah. Marked up. What do you got in sports?

[C]

Astros got a win yesterday. They beat the Red Sox 3 to 1 in extra innings. They took 2 of 3 from Boston over the weekend. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Dodgers at Dyken Park. Stephen Okert is going to be on the mountain for the Strobes. Going up against Elliot La's Yoshinobu Yamamoto. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station sports talk. 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Pistons eliminated the Magic 116 to 94 and the Cavs top the Raptors 114 to 102. In the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadians got by the Lightning in game seven two one. And the Avalanche beat the Wild in game one of that series nine to six. That is what's going on.

[A]

In sports, Houston's rock. Houston's alternative Alternative day and the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[B]

94.

[A]

5 the Buzz, good morning Rod Ryan show. It's staying so far away. Stain played this weekend. Well, Aaron Lewis played this weekend where he was part of that Kid Rock show, I believe.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

How'd that go?

[A]

Friday was a mess out there. It was very rainy, but people showed up.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Ella Langley, who's got like the biggest song. What is it? Texas. There you go.

[B]

I can't sing.

[A]

Mo singing.

[B]

I can't. I was mocking myself.

[A]

What's the name of the song?

[B]

Choosing Texas.

[A]

Choosing Texas. Okay. And then Kid Rock played Nice weather on Saturday. Probably Was a little swampy out there still.

[B]

But I heard the town of Belleville like showed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't hear like helping people get to the shop show cuz parking was muddy.

[A]

Yeah. How was it? I mean, you know, the infrastructure is not really built for a huge show like that. I think there's one light in Belleville, like one traffic light. I think that's true. I think that's true. But a 100 year old woman. If anybody's got a great picture of this woman, I have one that some had sent to me and it was just of the. It was a picture of the screen on the side of the, of the stage.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But it was during Kid rock set. A 100 year old woman may have crowd surf. That sounds pretty good.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

Maybe a Guinness world record, huh? So I did. I have a picture. I'm looking for a really good picture of that 100 year old. Who is she?

[B]

I want to know everything.

[A]

Yeah. A 100-year-old woman crowd surfing at a kid Rock show. Of course, of course. Shakira is on the Looking at Girls blog page. She played a free show. They say an estimated 2 million people showed up on Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro on Saturday night. The pictures are outrageous.

[B]

Insane madness. The pictures, you thought Belleville is bad.

[A]

The pictures are outrageous. So Mo is out. Where was your show for the iHeart Country Show?

[B]

It was at the Moody center in Austin. So where the basketball team plays.

[A]

That's a controlled environment. There's X amount of seats.

[B]

Beautiful venue.

[A]

Rio de Janeiro, 2 million people. I was out at Jazz Fest. If you look at some of the aerial shots and looking at it going, oh God, I'd never go to that. I was in that. Wait a minute. Like I'm looking at the aerial shots of Jazz Fest.

[B]

Yeah. This weekend, where does that happen?

[A]

That happens inside of a horse race track.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

So it's all grassy and stuff like that. People ask you, why am I wearing boots in my picture? I did post one picture up on our Instagram at Rod Ryan show just because it rained Friday. Lainey Wilson played in the rain and people were saying standing in the rain. But Trooper, she played. By the time I got there on Saturday, the Eagles had played and I'd never seen them do this before. Don Henley said, hey, it's sold out. They don't sell out Jazz Fest. They just keep taking your money. They keep taking your money and allowing

[B]

people in, squeezing people in.

[A]

There's so many exits, there's so many ways to get out that the Fire marshal has determined that. Okay, we can just keep packing people in here because apparently it's quote, unquote, quote. I'm using the quotes here.

[C]

Safe.

[A]

For some reason, they shut it off.

[B]

Really?

[A]

So about 125, 130,000 people.

[B]

Dang, Rod, that's a lot of people.

[A]

And now, while the Eagles are on, they're not the only stage. Alabama Shakes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that the name? And T Pain. All playing at the same time.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Different stages.

[B]

How did you decide?

[A]

I'll tell you how I decided.

[B]

You went to see them, right?

[A]

It's just. It's where you set up. You're allowed to bring chairs, you're allowed to bring some tarps in. So, like, you're homesteaded. So you're set up there. What's happening with Jazz Fest is you used to be able to bounce around a little bit and go to see different stages. Now you're trapped. We're kind of trapped.

[B]

Your place.

[A]

And I got, you know, I got my 8 year old with me. So kind of walking around with her trying to get food and stuff like that is difficult, but I'm the overhead shots of the Eagles. Omg. I'm like, I would never. Oh, I was.

[B]

Does it make you wonder about. Here I am, the Rio de Janeiro. Where are those. Go to the bathroom.

[A]

Go look. You can. Where they park their cars. There are not enough. Now there are enough Porta Potties at JS Fest. You gotta wait.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Two million people. There's not. I guess it's just the beach. You go in there and boom, boom in the ocean.

[B]

Oh, wow. Okay. That's a lot of people. Could the people in the back here.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Can you hear if you're in the back?

[A]

Yeah. How do you set up sound?

[B]

You're 2 million person in the very back.

[A]

You. You can set up relay towers and everything. But, boy, how can you. How can those people hear in the back?

[B]

You're definitely not seeing anything, Right.

[A]

I'll tell you what. 125, 130,000 people. The sound was great. Eagles. Eagle sounded amazing. Eagle sounded really. The harmonies and everything with These guys, they're 80 years old.

[B]

It's incredible.

[A]

It leads me to believe. Believe. Do they got some. Is there help? Is there. Is there like a harmonizer that's helping their microphones? Nobody's got power in their voices. Don Henley. Don Henley's talking in between. He's like, hey, we're not going to talk. I'm sorry. Don Henley's talking between songs. Yeah, yeah. We're not going to talk too much.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

But thanks for coming out here today.

[B]

But they sounded amazing when they were singing.

[A]

It's really good to see you guys out here. We're the Eagles. Are you joking, bro? Yeah. Turn it up a little bit. The guy's talking. We can't hear him. So nobody's really pushing it, but did

[C]

you loudly, like proclaim several times like, you know, I saw these guys at Sphere. You know, it's quite like a Sphere show in Vegas. Yeah, I saw. I saw him in Vegas.

[A]

I. I flexed my fear my Sphere experience more than once. I would. Yeah, you should. I feel like you have to.

[B]

I'm a real fan. Just I can know.

[A]

You know, I saw at the Sphere. This is Sphere show, I'll tell you that much.

[C]

Well, you don't have to worry about Rain Vegas.

[A]

Hey, you didn't ask, but I saw him at the Sphere. I know, man. You told me six times. Yeah, I did mention that a few times.

[C]

Busted.

[A]

Busted. All right, here's a chance at $1,000. Houston's rock.

[B]

Houston's alternative and home of the Rod Ryan Morning Show. 945The Bus Buzz 94.

[A]

5The Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. Both been working overtime with these rec checks today.

[B]

I'm so sorry.

[A]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna read this just because I'm also. I'm someone that just freaks out in traffic and I'm lucky. I think we're all lucky that Alex drives when he does and doesn't really have a huge drive into work. We can't get. This guy cannot ever live in the suburbs. He can never be in the. On the traffic thing.

[C]

Probably not.

[A]

Wouldn't be good. Mandy says good morning, Rod. I'm a loyal homeroom listener during my commute from Spring to Conroe every morning. Well, today I got stuck in that overturned 18 wheeler traffic. I always try to find a bright side in every situation. Why are you so awesome? Why can't I find the bright side in anything today? Outside of being thankful that I wasn't involved in in the accident that caused the mess, I got to listen to you guys for an extra two hours.

[C]

See?

[A]

Bright side. Thank you Alex, Mo and Chili for making the two and a half hour traffic jam entertaining. You guys are the best amf. Mandy, I'm gonna try to channel my. Everyone, channel your inner Mandy today.

[B]

Alex, come on.

[A]

I know it's a lot. It's a lot. It's easy for me to say this. I'm not the One that stuck in

[B]

in traffic for two hours and a half hour.

[A]

Yeah. People are sending me, you know, their screenshots of like, hey, what's normally a 15 minute drive has turned into a two hour drive today. I'm sorry. But we do get extra time together. Thank you, Mandy.

[B]

Online.

[A]

It's Alex. Online. 94. 5 the buzz. All right, dude, what you got?

[C]

All right. Today's AOL is a pretty easy one to get started with your week. It's just called cursor camp.

[B]

Camp.

[C]

It's like a summer camp for your cursor.

[A]

Oh, I thought we were gonna be cursing.

[C]

Click the link and you just take your mouse cursor to the camp. You can go all around the camp, but you can also see where everybody else's mice mis mouse cursor is.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Mine has a little American flag because I'm from America. You should probably have a Canadian flag next to it.

[A]

Here we go.

[C]

But you can see, like, I think I'm next to a guy from Turkey in Australia right now. Who's on it.

[A]

So that's pretty cool.

[C]

A couple Russians around us, so pretty neat. But your cursor, just kind of chilling out. They have a hot tub you can go in. You can go on a little playground for your cursor.

[A]

Can you curse while doing it?

[C]

You can. You can. I mean, no one else will hear you, but you can do whatever you want. Pretty much.

[A]

You get in a traffic jam.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. If you want to get into a

[A]

traffic jam, you could probably do it

[C]

while you're in a traffic jam. Go to today's aol.

[A]

Get into a mouse jam.

[C]

Mouse jam. Yeah, absolutely. Go check it out. Cursor camp at the World Famous Ride Ryan show page@the buzz.com the

[A]

Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz. Okay. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. Whoa. May the fourth be with you day. May the fourth. Hey, that first phone caller finally came through with some pictures.

[B]

Riley.

[A]

Yeah, kind of like a hot Boba Fett. What? She dresses up as Boba Fett.

[B]

Wait, what? Which one's that?

[A]

The person that she dresses up at.

[B]

It's hot.

[A]

Well, it's like a female Boba Fett. You know, it's like a checked out Boba Fett, like with pink on there. So she sent some pictures. That's on the story. She was the first phone caller today.

[B]

She was.

[A]

She wanted to wish us a happy May 4th. She goes a little well known in the Star wars cosplay world. Well, I see why. Also I just got this in. Our stories are popping today at Rod Ryan show. Saul said, Happy May 4th. I wanted to celebrate Star Wars Day with my favorite morning show and show off this beautiful city I call home. Love y'. All. Stay rock hard. My IG is on. I am Goldie. And he's all Boba Fett it out too.

[B]

That's what that is.

[A]

That's Boba Fett. And she's like, girl.

[B]

Boba Fett.

[A]

Girl. Boba Fett. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That's like the Mandalorian. I think that's Boba Fett. Oh, God, here they come. He was a stop.

[C]

He was a Mandalorian who Boba Fett was. He's a bounty hunter.

[A]

I don't need Toby Maguire. I don't need you based after him. I, I, I don't believe you.

[B]

To believe you, Alex.

[A]

I, I can't. How can I take you serious?

[C]

Django Fett. Then they had the clones that are made out of Django Fett that turn into Boba Fett. It's the whole thing.

[A]

You said Toby Maguire was your favorite Batman.

[B]

He was.

[A]

That's it.

[C]

He's a fantastic Batman. I don't understand.

[A]

He's a fantastic Batman. And Spider man, that ruins your takes.

[C]

Yeah. Clearly didn't watch the Clone Wars.

[A]

That ruins your takes forever. You wanna, you want to see what my inbox looks like? Yeah. Ashley with an I.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Rod, I have to address the beard. No,

[B]

I was not expecting this. Okay. What did she say?

[A]

So she sends me an email. She's like, the beard.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I have to address the beard. Do you have to. Do you have to address the beard?

[B]

She felt so led.

[A]

I haven't made a huge deal of it, but it is. It's been a long time. The reason I haven't done this is because it's been 15 years since the Sabres have been in the playoffs and been in the Stanley cup finals.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So one of the things that hockey players do, and they're fans of their team, they'll kind of, if they can, they won't shave while their team's playing.

[B]

Superstitious.

[A]

Superstitious type thing. All right? So I hate having a beard. I, I can't stand it. I hate it. And then the last time I had a beard, I hadn't fully gone full gray yet.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And now I've gone beyond gray. It's just white. All right, email. I have to address the beard. I noticed it getting darker, but the color, it's just not right, this color. I think Makes you look older. Stick with the gray. It suits you better. Ashley, I hadn't even talked about it. I did buy and I shared it with you. I said, I got to do something. Yeah.

[B]

We're working through the process.

[A]

I go, I got to tamp it down.

[B]

The white was bothering you.

[A]

It's just so incomparably white.

[B]

So you've been doing, like, a treatment on it.

[A]

I did a wash. It wasn't like a. It wasn't a mix. It wasn't anything that got a mix. It's just right out of the thing. And it's a gradual.

[B]

Gradual was the word. Okay.

[A]

I did it three times. And I said it wasn't doing anything.

[B]

And I said, are you sure?

[A]

You're like, are you sure? Alex goes, I don't really see. It does look like it did something.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

She's like, it's not good. I'm stuck with it doesn't. It doesn't wash out.

[B]

She doesn't like it.

[A]

She said, no. Ashley with an eye said, no, go.

[B]

I think it's fine.

[A]

She said, it looks worse.

[B]

I mean, I would tell you if it looks bad. You know that about me.

[A]

It only darkened the. The chin.

[B]

Really?

[A]

The side stuff looks white.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

No. No. Did it tamp it down?

[B]

I think it tamped it all.

[A]

I feel like it's the thing. It is the thing about the beard. It's itchy. Yeah. I don't really is. It's awful.

[B]

How much longer do we have?

[A]

If the Sabers go to the Stanley cup, that's June. That's all month. And I got to stick with it now. Sabers aren't playing until the. The soonest. I could shave this face Wednesday, like two weeks. Tuesday. Tuesday.

[B]

And it grows fast.

[A]

Oh, it's gross. Thanks, Ashley. 94. 5 THE BUZZ Good morning, Rod Ryan. Shout go Disturbed and I will not break. Good morning, Rod Ryan show, man. We did a thing a couple of years ago with the guys in Disturbed. This kind of plays into something. I was going to mention it anyways, but it made me kind of think of it. Disturbed, big advocates for mental awareness. They did a song that kind of addressed it, and they were talking and. And we hooked up with them. We ended up doing like, this national broadcast thing here. Well, at the other building, we put it together and then I heart said, well, we need to carry this on all the radio stations. And they were talking about how special their song was. And again, it just. It played into, you know, mental awareness. Alex will know that maybe he'll remember the name of the song. Remember when Disturbed came in and we did that mental awareness kind of show

[C]

with that them and Is there a reason to fight? Yeah.

[A]

Thank you. And we had the guys from Camp Hope here. It was just. It was. We. We put it together ourselves and then we ended up recording it, packaging it up and we put it out there for. For all the rock radio stations in iHeart. Just kind of a cool thing that we came up with, you know, this is what I saw today and I wanted to mention it. So I'm Disturbed, always doing a great thing. This song, reason to Fight. Oh, so good. New research suggesting the 988 suicide and crisis lifeline is helping save lives. Youth suicide deaths about 11 lower than expected since the service launched in 2022. Does everybody know you can hit 988 just like 91 1?

[B]

Yeah. And talk to someone like 24 hours a day?

[A]

988, there's someone there for you. There's someone there that you will be able to speak. Speak with. The study estimates more than 4, 300 fewer deaths happened amongst young people. The states that had the highest increases in answered calls showed the largest declines. The fact that there's somebody there and it's that much easier to pick up the phone and call somebody, it's working. It's a great thing. It's an awesome thing. So again, if you know someone, somebody, or if you are struggling. 9, 8, 8, the suicide and crisis lifeline. It's saving lives. It's saving lives.

[B]

It's awesome. It's good to hear the numbers.

[A]

I saw that this morning and yeah, it's. I think that's quantitative that you can see. It's like, yeah, okay. Is it helping?

[B]

Is it right?

[A]

Oh, here's the numbers. Since they. Since they came up with an easier way and something that everybody can remember because a 1-800-blah-blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not always easy, easy. 988, boom. Now we know. So put that away. 988. Just like we all know 91 1. The fact that it's working. How great is that? It's an awesome thing. I'm glad I had that written down that I wanted to mention it. And then I saw. I heard the Disturbed song. Made me think of it. What great guys they are. All right. What are you giving away on mo the show today?

[B]

Oh, I have a pair of tickets to see 311 and Dirty Heads.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Going to be at the Woodlands on August 23rd.

[A]

Did just Ron Burgundy that with a question mark.

[B]

Dirty heads. Are they.

[A]

Why are they so dirty?

[B]

On Ticketmaster.com if you want to go buy your tickets. But you can win them if you know the show.

[A]

Now in the break she's going to go. Do they not wash their heads?

[B]

Why are they so dirty?

[A]

Would you please tell me about. She's going to just go Google dirty heads. You'll figure it out. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative and the Rock Ryan morning show.

[B]

The buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Wrapping up a MILF Monday. I just finally, I mean most expans. There's so much to look at. Finally made my way over to this milf. God, I should have been there earlier. Number one blog page today. I see why. Thank you. Who submitted that? I want to thank him by name. It's so good. David from Clear Lake sent that in today. Thank you, David. David, for our number one blog page. Awesome. All right, here we go. It's Time for another show. 311 Dirty Heads, August 23rd. They're clean. The boys are clean. In the band. Woodlands Pavilion. What's your question, Alex?

[B]

Don't answer this.

[A]

Alex. Don't answer.

[C]

I might answer it.

[A]

Now.

[B]

Who is Alex's favorite Star wars character?

[C]

Oh, I know that.

[B]

Continuously gets left off of every favorites list.

[A]

Snubbed Captain Kirk.

[B]

213-212-5945.

[A]

Yeah, he said it all morning. He said it all morning. Yeah. And this character is not on any of the top any lists. 713-212-5945. But it's Alex's favorite.

[B]

Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio.

[A]

Getting 94.5 the Buzz station from iHeartRadio, Houston's rock and alternative. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Getting ready to wrap up a MILF Monday. Thank you guys so much for rolling with us today. Really, really appreciate your time. Nothing over a 10 chance of rain. Mostly sunny today and manageable. I, I think it's going to warm up over the next couple of days. But today, beautiful, man. Sunny skies in 83. I'll take that all the time. It's now time for know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

How are you doing? I'm doing doing great.

[C]

Who's this?

[A]

This is Chris.

[C]

Chris from Rosenberg.

[A]

Okay, now listen, you don't know with Alex. You don't know when he's setting you up for some sort of a trap here or Something very trappy. He's like, yeah. May the fourth be with you, Spock.

[C]

I didn't say that.

[A]

You said Captain Kirk. You said Captain Kirk.

[C]

He's gaslighting you, King. Don't listen to him.

[A]

Let's listen to Mo's question. Chris, be careful. Go ahead.

[B]

Hey, Chris. Who is Alex's favorite Star wars character who continuously gets left off of every favorites list?

[C]

Oh, man, I'm. I'm gonna have to say it was Jar Jar Binks. I hadn't was able to hear it because I was in out of the car, but that's mine. So final answer, Jar Binks.

[B]

Jar Jar Binks wasn't even in the top 25.

[A]

I call him JJB, as played by Toby Maguire. Toby Maguire was in the suit, man. Everybody knows that.

[B]

You're going to 311 dirty heads are going to be there. August 23rd in the woodlands.

[C]

My God, I'm in the doghouse. I think this has officially got me out. There you go, buddy.

[B]

I'm glad we can help.

[A]

Way to go, brother. Thank you so much.

[C]

First time caller, first time, first time getting in.

[A]

First time. All right, we got to make sure we're not abusing this. First time ever on the show with us today, ever, ever.

[C]

I'm listening to Stall. For about four or five years, I've been trying to get in for everything, but it's my first time ever getting it.

[A]

Way to go, dude. All right, you did it. You done good, kid. Thank you, Chris. Hang on for me. Well, happy May 4th. May the 4th be with you, Chris, and everyone out there, please. Why is the carpet wet? Todd, he came in. It was business as usual with this guy. Two questions, two answers. Boom. Made short time of his game. Tomorrow's a Hall of Fame game for him, right? He's gonna try to make it win number five. He is a current seven time hall of Famer, two time world champion. He might up it to eight times in the hall of Fame tomorrow. Tomorrow morning you gotta come in, you gotta come at us at 6, 20. We start getting into that game. Um, Slow Jeff was on with us this morning. Slow Jeff came back.

[B]

He did.

[A]

He won the. The Blue October, the Christmas tickets. Right. Crystal is $400 richer today. Crystal was the first contestant to play Risk it for the Biscuit today. Could have had $700. Coulda, shoulda, woulda. She leaves with 400. That's huge. Tomorrow, Risk it for the Biscuit. You have a chance to win up to $1,000 playing Risk it for the Biscuit tomorrow. So another one of you will see how long you can hang in there. Robert's gonna be in the pit for Dave Matthews Band. How great is that? So thank you to The Texas Hammer, Mr. Jim and Bill Adler for allowing us to play Risk it for the Biscuit. We're gonna play all week. 720, man. Set your, your watch to it. All right, what else, what else? Jeremy's up next. That's. What the hell. Yes, Jeremy's up next. Non stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the 1 o' clock hour. Alternative income on the tens. You got a chance to win a thousand dollars. We're gonna do that all week. It's the, it's the one thing that the wizard does like.

[B]

He does.

[A]

He seems to like that one because it's like it's at a fixed position. There's no monkey business. Boom. He's got the guy doing it. All right, so that's it, guys. Have an awesome day. We're on a 20 hour break. I don't have to beat you up about games because Risk it for the Biscuits got that slot every day, every day this week. So you guys make it real, real fun, man. We'll be back in 20 hours. All right? A.m. f. Thank you, Houston Lockdown. We'll see you soon. Well, was it that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail] we know life

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