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The Rod Ryan Show – May 12, 2026 (Full Show)

94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM) | Houston's Rock and Alternative
Episode Summary

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show delivers a high-energy blend of Houston’s latest headlines, lighthearted banter, games, ticket giveaways, and engaging listener calls. Core themes woven through the broadcast include Houston’s current news, rock and entertainment happenings, the "Risk it for the Biscuit" contest, and reflections on pop culture phenomena such as American Idol’s finale and the trend of "maxing" (living life to the fullest, e.g., "Jimmy Buffett maxing"). The show's approachable, quick-witted tone creates an interactive morning experience for listeners.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Breaking Houston Headlines

Timestamp: 02:40 – 06:12 & Recaps at 29:38, 58:53, 87:35, 88:13

• Gas Prices Spike:

  • National average rises to $4.52/gallon post-Iran war.
  • President Trump proposes suspending the federal gas tax; multiple bills arise from both parties, but skepticism remains about success.
  • “So don’t get too excited is what I’m telling you.” – Mo [30:13]

• Local Crime Update:

  • Houston Methodist employee stabbed in Texas Medical Center garage; assault witnessed and helped by bystanders.
  • Victim did not know attacker; suspect photo circulating online.

• Netflix Faces Lawsuit:

  • Texas AG Ken Paxton sues Netflix for alleged data harvesting and platform addictiveness, especially targeting kids via autoplay features.
  • “Netflix’s job is to make that thing, and they make that thing. It’s not their fault you can’t be like, stop watching.” – Alex [31:07]
  • Hosts discuss personal accountability and the addictive design debate.

• Paul McCartney Exhibit Hits Customs Snag:

  • Seven guitars intended for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame exhibit stuck in customs due to rare Brazilian rosewood.
  • “I thought you were gonna say they got stolen or something.” – Rod [33:27]

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2. Pop Culture Deep Dive

American Idol Finale

Timestamp: 14:33, 38:13, 75:22, 79:08

• Finale averages ~5 million viewers (down from earlier peak of 38 million).
• Motley Crue and Carrie Underwood perform; Carrie’s vocals outshine Vince Neil, sparking a lively debate on aging rockers and TV spectacles:
  • “If you’re gonna call me and yell at me and defend. Nobody’s gonna sound good around Carrie Underwood. [...] But I don’t think they did themselves any favors.” – Rod [84:04]
  • Listeners react: one says, “After hearing the clip, I’m out” (re: buying Motley Crue tickets).

"Maxing" Trend

Timestamp: 03:57, 60:14, 61:25

• Ongoing joke and commentary about “maxing” (e.g., “Jimmy Buffett maxing”)—living life to the fullest.
• “It’s just slang for maximizing, I guess.” – Rod [04:24]
• “Obsessively going all in on something,” discussed as both a Gen Z phenomenon and a state-of-mind.

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3. Listener Interactions & Games

First Phone Call

Timestamp: 09:22 – 12:25

• Jason, Surgical Assistant:
  • Talks about his first day at a new job; gives behind-the-scenes details of surgery assistance ("holding guts," stitching wounds).
  • Uplifting appreciation for medical professionals:
    • “I’m fascinated by every one of you that go into work and do, like, real things. What do I do? I talk to Alex for four hours in the morning.” – Rod [12:02]

Fresh Out of Bed Head to Head

Timestamp: 16:29 – 21:30, 21:47

• Game Recap:
  • David, yesterday’s underdog, is defeated by "Paternity Paul" (“two-time hall of famer”).
  • Questions and quick thinking—humor mixed with competition.
  • Notable banter:
    “Paul’s on the board. David, you were just behind him. He got you on that one.” – Rod [19:02]
    “Welcome back. Lightning kick. Who’s pissed off right now? Adam the cop.” [19:39]

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4. Signature Features

Fun Fact Flashback

Timestamp: 22:44 – 24:44

• Listener Quiz:
  • Sunny wins Hayley Williams tickets by recalling “Humanol” was a medicine made from liquefied human fat used on scars [27:35].
• Chili’s Fun Facts:
  • Eiffel Tower grows 15cm in summer; only one state letter missing (‘Q’); competitive art was once an Olympic sport.

What’s Trending?

Timestamp: 14:09, 46:42, 75:22

• Encore trending: Stephen Colbert’s finale/late-night camaraderie, LeBron James’ NBA future, American Idol winner/performances, “maxing” terminology.

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5. Major Contest – "Risk it for the Biscuit"

Timestamp: Introduced at 01:45; Main event 50:03 – 56:16

• Game Mechanics:
  • Listeners call in for a shot at up to $1,000; can “lock in” winnings or risk them on each round.
  • Today's Contestant: Katie (El Campo, TX):
    • Calls while running school errands (“I was at Walmart picking up food for my...banquet at school today.”) [51:49]
    • Locks in at $500 after a tense progression:
      Rod: “$500 is yours, mama.” [54:25] Katie: “It was really needed...This couldn't have been a better day. Thank you so much.” [55:17]
    • Show reflects on human nature and contestants’ risk tolerance.

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6. Music and Ticket Giveaways

Timestamp: Throughout – e.g., 24:46, 77:18, 111:39

• Hayley Williams tickets (homeroom), Seven Dust & Theory of a Deadman (Bayou Music Center), Godsmack with Stone Temple Pilots & Dorothy (on "Mo the Show").
• Call-ins frequently celebrated with jokes and new-caller enthusiasm (e.g., Jo Marie wins, first time ever on the show [111:54]).

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Memorable Quotes

• "You guys are the rats in the lab, okay? You don’t even know it, okay? You’re all in that maze. You’re trying to get the cheese, okay? And we’re running the experiment on you right now." – Rod, on “Risk it for the Biscuit” [57:22]
• "I'm a snack maxer. That's my problem. I'm a snacker. Maxing out every time." – Rod [65:17]
• "He’s the guy that gave us the cash. We’re giving the cash to you!" – On the Texas Hammer sponsorship [43:24]
• "Netflix’s Autoplay feature...creates a continuous stream of content intended to keep users, including children, watching for extended periods of time." – Mo, summarizing lawsuit [30:28]

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Recurring Gags, Tone & Personality

• Good-natured ribbing within the team and with callers (Rod’s theatrical appreciation for frontline workers, jokes about Googling and forgetfulness, Mo’s “bag maxing” morning routine).
• Playful commentary on generational trends (“maxing,” TikTok, OnlyFans, social media).
• Quick-pivot conversations—one moment breaking news, the next, debating the merits of carpet-cleaning videos on Instagram.
• High listener engagement: callers are treated as friends, and the hosts reveal behind-the-scenes details (e.g., how phone lines work for contests).

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Useful Timestamps

| Time | Topic/Segment | |--------|-----------------------------------------------| | 02:40 | Houston headlines (gas, crime, politics) | | 14:09 | What’s Trending (NBA, Colbert, American Idol) | | 16:29 | Head to Head Game – David vs. Paul | | 22:44 | Fun Facts w/Chili & Flashback Quiz | | 29:38 | News Recap & Netflix Lawsuit | | 38:13 | American Idol history & spoilers | | 50:03 | “Risk it for the Biscuit” with Katie | | 56:37 | Aftermath & Societal Analysis (“maxing”) | | 65:17 | Snack maxing, Jimmy Buffett maxing | | 75:22 | Trending: American Idol, Carrie Underwood/Crüe| | 79:08 | Recap: American Idol performance | | 88:13 | Final headlines & Godsmack ticket giveaway | | 111:39 | “Mow the Show” winner Jo Marie |

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• Top Takeaways:
  • Gas prices and Houston news shaped the hour; Trump’s gas tax suspension plan is met with skepticism.
  • The “Risk it for the Biscuit” contest continues to captivate, with today’s winner walking away with $500.
  • “Maxing” is in the cultural zeitgeist—and not just for Gen Z (“Jimmy Buffett maxing” = vacation mindset).
  • Live performances highlight age and change: the American Idol finale, Carrie Underwood, and Motley Crue spark debate about musical legacy.
  • The show’s irreverent humor, relatable quirks, and listener participation set a welcoming tone.

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[End of Summary]

Transcript

[A]

I drive my bus in a busy city. That's why road safety is so important to me. I know that I must slow down and be extra careful when I make a wide turn.

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Buses need more room than cars. Everyone can help keep our roads safe. Next time you're driving, remember to give buses plenty of time and space to

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finish turning before driving ahead.

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Let's all plan to share the road safely. Learn how at www.sharetherodesafely.gov. sam. Come on, come on. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Wakey wakey, Hands off snakey. Rod Ryan. Sure. Checking in tat Tuesday, David. Going for win number two. Fresh out of bed. Head to head challenge. David, welcome back. We got some Haley Williams stuff to talk about in homeroom today. The Haley Williams Show, October 9th. Woodlands Pavilion tickets will go on sale this Thursday at 10am that must have just announced. Risk it for the Biscuit is back. Happy to tell you we will be playing on Thursday. Now today's Tuesday. We keep adding days. Carried over for a second big week. Risk it for the Biscuit. Your chance to win up to $1,000. We'll get rolling with that game at around 7:27. Dust Theory of a Dead man on tour together. We've got tickets for you at 8:20. Alternative income is back. Those God smack tickets are on. Mo the show and nice outside. 10% chance of rain, mostly sunny, high of 80. I'll take that. Good morning, Mo. What you got in Houston's headlines?

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Good morning. Gas prices averaging $4.52 a gallon as of yesterday. That's up more than A$50 since the Iran war began. So President Trump announced yesterday he's going to temporarily suspend the federal gas tax. Well, he has to call on Congress to deliver that. Congress has three separate Republican bills that were also announced yesterday. There's also one on the Democratic side. Senate majority leader said, I don't really know if a gas tax holiday is going to work out. He's going to hear his members out and we will see what happens. Locally, a Houston Methodist employee stabbed multiple times inside a parking garage at the Texas Medical Center. It has everyone traveling to the medical center. Anyone working in the medical center on extra edge. Police say the woman was sitting in her car when a man walked up and Tactor said several nearby employees thankfully witnessed the assault. Rushed to help her before first responders could arrive. Took her to a nearby emergency room. The victim's mother confirmed she's home, resting, recovering. But the girl, the daughter, she didn't know her attacker at all. So no like pre existing issue. There is a photo circulating online that shows a possible suspect. Do your summer plans involve Jimmy Buffett maxing?

[B]

All of my plans involve that every

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day of my life. Dude, hear me out. The phrase is trending and it encourages people to live their life like Jimmy. He didn't let the little things worry him. He built a life that felt like a 24, 7 vacation. I'm just getting a little tired of the maxing, Jen.

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No, not with Jimmy.

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He is putting maxing on everything.

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This is what we should be maxing. If there's anything we are maxing, it's Jimmy Buffett.

[A]

It's just slang for maximizing, I guess.

[B]

Yeah, but he was rich. He could Jimmy Buffett.

[A]

He was rich by being mindset right though. Like just like put it in your brain and feel it.

[C]

Yeah, dude. Just know it's your own damn. Everything's your own damn fault.

[A]

Come on, Rod.

[C]

Alex is gonna left.

[B]

Alex is gonna Bob Marley. Max.

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Boys. They would have been best friends last night.

[A]

We missed the late night show of the season. Stephen Colbert invited his best television friends to join him as his show is wrapping up.

[B]

So who was on? Fallon. Jimmy Fallon.

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Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Meyers and John Oliver.

[B]

Which they did something in the pandemic together.

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Strike Force Five.

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Yeah.

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Yes. They did like a. Yeah something together. Stephen Colbert's final episode on CBS is next Thursday, the 21st. Jimmy Kimmel announced he's going to air a rerun during that final night.

[B]

So brave.

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So brave. He did the same thing. He did the same thing back when David Letterman did you want to take the morning out of his farewell. So we know that starting February or May 22, that's when the new show Byron Allen stuff starts. So they're not taking a day off.

[B]

I think Letterman's gonna be on Thursday night. A very angry Letterman. Okay.

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And the two of them are just gonna hate. Anger together.

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Hate on big corporations. Okay.

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You know, Adam Jones from Tool confirmed this week that the band is still in talks with Las Vegas's Sphere about a future residency. They said the band was approached about opening the Sphere back in 2023 before you two actually got the spot. But they're saying the venue has remained enthusiastic about booking them and things are still in the works. Those are Houston's headlines.

[B]

Here we go. Alex, sports.

[C]

You want me to.

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Nah. Well, you can skip baseball if you want.

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Yeah. Astros lost again. They'll play The Mariners again today. Imei is going to be on the mountain for the Strobes going against Brian wu for Seattle. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk. You can't lose all of them.

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I didn't know Carlos Correa had season ending surgery. He's done like done for this season.

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If you look at the Astros injured list, it's the whole team. Everybody that pitched ever for the Astros, Jeff Bagwell I think is on the is the team for a decade. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavaliers beat the Pistons 112 to 103 to even that series up at two games a piece. And the Thunder swept the Lakers. Then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Avalanche topped the Wild 5 2. They're up 31 in that series. That is what's going on in sports.

[B]

All right, let's go. Four hours of pain. First phone call. Chili, open up these phone lines. Let's talk to the people. I need the people in my life. If you want to get through, I'd love to get you for the first phone call today. 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. 94. 5 the Buzz Gorillaz. Getting us started on a tattoosday. Wakey, wakey. Eggs and bakey. Fresh out of bed. Head to head. Coming up in just a little bit. David's gonna go for win number two. Don't know a whole lot about David, but I know a little bit about Hayley Williams and she's out doing a solo thing right now and we're gonna give away tickets to go see her at the Woodlands on a show. Is there a day. There was a, there was one day open in October that they could put a concert in there.

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I need to print a whole octo.

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Really do. Tickets aren't going on sale until Thursday at noon to go see Haley. We'll have tickets for you in homeroom on the fun fact flashback. So happy about Risk it for the Biscuit. That was Rachel on yesterday. She got a little, she got a little antsy playing the game.

[A]

So sweet.

[B]

She got a lot antsy. Not a little, a lot antsy. She just flat out said, listen, Rod, she got through to play Risk it for the Biscuit yesterday and I never want to know where someone is going to lock in on money if they're going to or they're going to risk it and try to win the whole thing. Rachel said she, she let it slip that she was going to. She couldn't go Past five. She goes, if it goes to five, I'm stopping, Rod. I'm like, okay, it's your game. You do whatever you want. She freaked out at 4 and stopped, but she locked in $400. I said we didn't have to listen to the rest of it if you don't want to. She goes, go ahead and play. Went to a thousand. It went to $1,000.

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Yeah. Coulda, shoulda, woulda. Okay, she got 400 bucks.

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400 bucks?

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Yeah.

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400 bucks for Rachel. $400 for Rachel. Your chance to risk it for the Biscuit coming today at 7:20. Nothing over a 10% chance of rainbow today and tonight, mostly Sunny. High of 85. I'm so happy at least three people are listening. Three phone lines are ringing.

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It's now time for the first phone call.

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There's a couple more lines ringing. Thank you. Jason. Good morning. You're up. Hey, good morning, Rod. How are you? I'm doing great. What are you doing up so early? Oh, man. Heading to a new job. First day of it. Yeah. Chili had mentioned that you're. You're starting something new. All right, first of all, what is the job? I. I'm a surgical assistant. I joined a group. So I'll be bouncing around from different hospitals helping doctors do surgery. And you're right there. Like when, you know, we all seen movies and the doctor's sitting there's like, scalpel. And then, like, you slap it in his hand. You're the guy that hands them all the stuff to cut open Somebody that's a surgical tech. I did that for about 16 years. I've been a first assist for the last three years. Okay. I'm actually got my hands and I hold the guts away as a doctor plays and then I stitch it closed. Heck, yeah. Like, will you hold. Will you hold guts in your hand? Yeah, I do all sorts of stuff. That's one of my things that I do.

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I'm so into it.

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God, I'm so glad there's people that will do these things because we need them.

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I want to do it.

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Do you come from a medical family that you got into this? You don't? I just always found it interesting growing up and decided to hop in it 19 years ago, dude. So this is a brand new job. You start today. Will you know, people like you guys all kind of know each other on the circuit, or is it all brand new people that you're going to be working with? I'm going to a hospital I've never worked at, but I've been here in the Houston area for about six years, so I imagine I'll know several people. You know, just never know till you walk in the door first day. And then the other thing that you said, you'll never know. Like, you don't know who's going to be there, but, like, you don't know what's. Is it an emergency room? Is it a hospital operating room? Operating room. Okay, so when you get there, will you see a full schedule of what you're doing that day? Yeah. How it works. The night before, we get an email that tells us where to go and what we're doing, and that's how you act.

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Oh, my God.

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So you know right now, like, what's the first thing you're going to be working on? What's the first surgery or operating operation you're going to be in on? Today I'm going to be doing plastic, so. Working on the tatas.

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Yes, he is.

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Dude, I could ask you questions all morning. It's fascinating. Hey, congratulations on the new gig, man. I hope this is a really, really good thing for you, Jason. Thanks. I appreciate it. I'm fascinated by every one of you that go. Go into work and do, like, real things. What do I do? I talked to Alex for four hours in the morning. What the hell?

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We solved a lot of problems.

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This guy's, like, gonna be holding, like.

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Like, maybe not serious problems.

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We solve a lot of problems out of his heart as they put this new one in this guy.

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Yeah. That's pretty ridiculous.

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It's crazy to think that somebody's listening to us in the morning and then going into work and doing that.

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Jason.

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I thank every one of you that does these types of things. I couldn't do it. I would pass out.

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Would you really?

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They would like, one little cut. I'm like, I'm on the floor. I would be out. I promise you, I would. I'm not making a joke. I couldn't handle that. I don't have the. I don't have whatever that is you need going to.

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What you do today. I saved a life, and you're like, why? I had to prove that I wasn't Canadian. I had to do that.

[A]

Another day at the office.

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I had to defend myself to this jerk for four hours, and this guy saved his life.

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Same thing if you think about it.

[B]

Let me take a short break. When we come back, got a rec check for it. You guys are awesome. I mean, you guys that listen to this. This is awesome. On the flip, got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for our game.

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The Buzz.

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Rock and alternative for Houston, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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6 to 10am radio app 945 the buzz.

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Good morning Rod Ryan show on this tattoos day. Thank you guys for being with us, man, and starting my day off every day. It's awesome. I just heard from eroc. E Rock's a male nurse. Rn. E Rock's in rn. And his chicks in our end too. Remember? Didn't they just run the marathon together or something? Okay, You're a perfect little couple. He just said his chick Jen, I guess. I think it's his wife. He said his wife just looked at her schedule. She's going in to run a heart and lung bypass machine today. And then next on the schedule is a kidney replacement.

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Go girl.

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You get up and you look at your schedule. Here's what I'm working.

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Here's what I'm doing today.

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Here's what I'm doing today. It's like, oh, I'm gonna be risking it for the biscuit at 7:20. I'm gonna be making fun of you, leaving money on the table. The chick left $600 on the table yesterday. All right. Hi, Alex. What's trending?

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Stephen Colbert's trending. He had a bunch of the other late night hosts on his show last night to kick off weeks to last

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week of his show. Yeah, Kimmel. The. The big announcement was Kimmel's gonna, you know, run a rerun on the last show. And then I don't know if they looked at Fallon. Fallon's like, no, we're working.

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No, forget it.

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American Idol is trending. They crowned a winner last night on the show. So people are discussing that. And I also, Clay Aiken came back.

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So you had to be happy about that.

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I was more of a Reuben St guy. Everybody knows that. And I don't know why Reuben didn't

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come back, but those guys are your era.

[C]

That was. Yeah, that was my MJ and LeBron.

[B]

Yeah.

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And then LeBron James. Speaking of, he is trending because the Lakers got swept out of the second round of the playoffs. So now we had to play the game of is LeBron going to retire or is he going to come back? And he said he's got to recalibrate after this series and that he will try and make a decision after talking with his family. So that is with trimming a 94. 5 the buzz.

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I mean, he got to play with his son. That was the Last thing, the last piece of the puzzle that he wanted y his son drafted. Got to play with his kid. It's pretty cool, but Olympics are in

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LA in two more years. Does he wait to say. To say the farewell in the LA Olympics and play on that team?

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Yeah. I don't know what those guys think of the Olympics. Is it a big deal for them, for LeBron?

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You could go out in, like, the town that you're playing in right then.

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Maybe so. All right, bring me the champion here. Who is this guy? Good morning, everybody. This is David and I just shocked the world. Some are even saying it's a Cinderella story because I just took out one of the greats, Adam the cop. So let's do this. And I am your fresh out of bed, head to head, one day champion. Oh, that's cool. That's one of those speeches that just disappeared. Well, in there, he said, join him on Tuesday. It is Tuesday, so I know he's up and ready to go. This David guy shocked the world yesterday. Don't do that to Adam and then come in here and lose. You can't. You can't. That's disrespectful. So I don't know if you want to play. David. 713-212-5945 the Rod Ryan show on 94.

[A]

5 the Buzz.

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94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. That's Green Day's basket case. This is your tattoo tattoos day edition of the Rod Ryan Show. Welcome to homeroom, man. I appreciate you guys being up dark and early with us. Nothing over, chance of rain, mostly sunny today. Highs of around 85. Lots to look at on the website. The world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] Lots of things that Mo's gonna be talking about, things that I'm going to mention, stories and pictures and all the things that we'll be talking about backed up on the Rod Ryan show blog page. You can hit us [e-mail] let's play a game. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge listeners to. Okay, David, listen. I'm listening. The moon and the earth and Pluto and everybody was in the right spot yesterday. I don't know, like, somehow everything aligned for you. It was your day, dude. Can you do that again? I'm gonna try to do it again. That's the plan. Okay, bro. All right. You're taking on paternity, Paul. Welcome back, Paul. Hey, good morning, brother. Rock. Drew, did you play earlier this Year I did. I lost on day to other John. Oh, Jesus. Why would he do that to you? All right, paternity. You've been in the hall of Fame before.

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Two times.

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Two time hall of Famer. Well, you know, none of that means anything to David. He took out one of the all times, so. Yeah. Or did he get lucky? I don't know. See if most questions. What they do. What are these guys playing for?

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Look at this fresh Rod Ryan show T shirt I have.

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Oh, it's so fresh. So fresh. All right, David, this guy's been in the hall. He's only been in the hall two times, dude. He's not a world champion. This is nothing for you, David. This is. This is like sparring. This is light work, light duty. Paul and David, shout out your name when you think you know the answer. This game could be sneaky. Good. Listen up. In the. In the room with me, please. Question number one. Most questions, just so we're clear.

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Right, right, right.

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What is the opposite of clean, Paul? Dirty. Dirty, right.

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That's a good question.

[B]

What about filth? I would have taken it messy.

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Yeah.

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Untidy.

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Sure. Dirty was the correct answer.

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Dear Ted in French.

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Paul's on the board. David, you were just behind him. He got. He got you on that one. Alrighty, David and Paul. Question number two. Which month is the shortest? Paul. Oh, my God. Paul. February. Welcome back. Lightning kick. Welcome back. Who's pissed off right now? Adam the cop.

[A]

Adam the cop.

[B]

Sorry, Adam. What you're getting. David. Hey, listen, David, you provided an unbelievable game yesterday and you played today. I'll just leave it at that. And you played again, David. Thank you, man. I hope you come back on and play with us. Definitely will. Thanks, guys. All right, dude. Thank you. All right. Hey, fraternity ball. He's a two time hall of Famer. You want to play tomorrow? Absolutely. Good to have you back.

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You make it out of it and we'll take it from there. The Rod Ryan show, weekday morning, 6 to 10 on 94.

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5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. That's the latest from 3 Days Grace. I was just praising that song yesterday. Just the. The interweaving of the two lead singers. And I. I just feel like it's not the first song we've gotten from the new album now that they're out with two new two lead singers. But I just feel like that showcases them just seamlessly weaving in and out of one another. It's a really, really good song. Good morning, everybody. Hope you're off to a great start. To your day. Oh, we got it. We got a new champion. The fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning Everybody. This is two time hall of Famer paternity Paul playing for my second time in 2024 sick. I am your fresh out of bed head to head one day champion. Join me on Wednesday when I make a tune. Win number two, my bees. Here we go. John just sent me an email on Paternity Paul. I am interested in what John has to say. Paternity Paul lost to Paul earlier this year. Paternity Paul played as the name Joe. Do you remember that?

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No, why?

[B]

We had two Pauls on.

[A]

Oh, Paul, Yes, Paul and Paul all

[B]

last year in April. I beat him on his day five. I have since lost twice on my day five.

[A]

Thanks for letting us know, John.

[B]

I never know when you're throwing it though.

[C]

He's nasty.

[B]

You do it once, fool me once.

[C]

No, he just lost.

[B]

Okay. Amy is asking why he's called Paternity Paul. Amy, I think he played on paternity leave or it might have been been. It might have been in the middle

[C]

of like his wife was giving birth.

[B]

Giving birth and then he was on paternity leave.

[C]

Like you're on the streak. You got to keep playing.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, there's something like that. So good to have paternity two time hall of famer back on with us. Thank you for clearing that up, John. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. I got an email on Wednesday, May 6th at 8:58am and it came in from [e-mail] and he sent me a bunch of fun facts.

[C]

What a guy.

[B]

He never mentioned anything to me about it. He hasn't talked about it since I printed it out. I have it and I'm ready to bust out a few let's go Chili's fun facts this morning. This guy does it all. According to Chili, the Eiffel tower can be 15cm taller during the summer. Yeah, a thermal expansion MO the iron heats up and the particles gain kinetic energy and they take up more space. It actually grows in the summer 15 cm. 15 cm. The Eiffel Tower is taller during the summer according to chilling.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know he checked all these.

[A]

I know.

[B]

There's only one letter that doesn't appear in any American state name. There's a Z in Arizona, obviously. There's an X in Texas. The only letter not used my Team's trying to come up with it. The letter.

[C]

So we take Canada, then we got Quebec for now.

[B]

It's not a state, it's a province.

[C]

It'll be a state. We have it.

[B]

Finally. What has Chili got lined up for us here? Competitive art used to be an Olympic sport. That's neat. Yeah. Between 1912 and 1948, the International Sporting event awarded medals for music, painting, sculpture and architecture. Truly the arts. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, Chili, I'll take three more tomorrow.

[A]

I mean, while you're at it.

[B]

All right, what'd you give it away?

[A]

Well, we have this pair of tickets to the Hayley Williams show.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

October 9th, Woodlands Pavilion. Tickets go on sale Thursday at 10am Ticketmaster.com you can win them before you can buy them right now if you know this flashback.

[B]

All right, it's your fun fact flashback. Just prove to me that you were listening yesterday.

[A]

And.

[B]

And tell me, what do you know about a product called Humanol? Right. Really odd, kind of gross, kind of goes with those. All these surgery people we've been talking to this morning as well. What did we learn about what is human? All 713-212-5945 it's now time for rock out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash. Hi. Big baldy warned us that he wasn't going to be in studio with us. There he is on the phone. Hey, Captain Cash. Good morning, brother Rod. There he is. Hey, Hal. How'd we do on Wall street yesterday? Not a bad day on Wall street. The Dow up 95 points. Kick off this morning at 49,704. Nasdaq gained 27 to 26,274. Benchmark 10 year treasury trades at a 4.43% and oil stands at 101.79 a barrel. To the most actives, the big studs, Caterpillar, Honeywell and Cisco. The big duds, Nike, Walt Disney and IBM. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on the consumer price index for April. Right now, future they are on the downside. Come on, turn this baby around. That's it. I'm out of here. This is Howland, managing director with Raymond James, reporter for the Broad Ryan, Sheriff Raymond James on sample in the Gus industry to always rock out with your stock out.

[A]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates Inc. Member NYSE as IPC iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo.

[C]

Finance, Houston's rock, Houston's Alternative all day and the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz.

[B]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. All right. Chili tells me Sonny's on the phone. Sonny, hi. Yeah, I'm Sunny. How are you today?

[A]

I'm great. I'm driving into work. How are you?

[B]

Awesome. Thank you. All right, let's see if we can get you in and out the of this. Yesterday I mentioned a product, a pharmaceutical product called Humanol. What. What was it made from? What was it used for? What do you know about Humanol?

[A]

I remember you saying it was made out of human fat and they used

[B]

it as like a medicine.

[A]

Yeah, you got it.

[B]

You are 100, right? It was made from liquefied human fat. This. This was used over a hundred years ago. And they would put it on scars and they would use it to disinfect wounds.

[A]

Okay, we're good. I think I get it.

[B]

Human. All Sunny wins

[A]

to the Haley Williams Show. October 9th. Woodlands Pavilion tickets don't even go on sale until Thursday, 10am Ticketmaster.com Congrats. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Awesome.

[B]

All right, Sunny, thank you so much for joining us in homeroom. Careful on your ride into work today. Hang on for me. All right, homeroom guys are doing good today. Mo's getting ready for Houston's headlines. Risk it for the Biscuit next hour. And Linkin park right now on the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz Rod Ryan Show. On this Tattoosday, that's our Instagram feature. Thank you guys for continuing to send those in. We post them each and every day on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. It's all user generated. It's all what you guys send into the chile. And he posts. Thank you. Risk it for the biscuit. 7:20 if you missed it. I said I think we're gonna. Did I say we're definitely playing Thursday or did I say I think we're gonna be able to play on Thursday?

[A]

I heard definitely.

[B]

Okay, let's play on Thursday. Risk it for the Biscuit. We're gonna definitely play today. Absolutely. Playing tomorrow at 7:20. And now it's A sure thing.

[A]

That's what I heard.

[B]

We're gonna play Thursday. That'll probably be the last day of it, though, for the Biscuit with our friends the Texas Hammers. So much fun playing this game with you guys. All right, here we go. Mo, what you got for Houston's headlines?

[C]

Give me fuel.

[B]

Give me five. Give me that. What I desire.

[A]

Gas prices.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[A]

$4.52 a gallon. Nationally, that's up more than 150 since the Iran war began. President Trump announced yesterday he would like to temporarily suspend the federal gas tax.

[B]

My get my car says I need premium.

[A]

It does. Yeah.

[B]

Don't g. It's over five. Yes.

[A]

Trump called on Congress to deliver that. I saw three separate Republican bills introduced yesterday. Also, another one stands on the Democratic side. So surely between all of this, we can figure something out.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Right. The Senate majority leader expressed his skepticism. So don't get too excited is what I'm telling you. Right.

[B]

And then things aren't going well in Iran. Yeah. It's like if we start bombing again.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What is it going to be? $10 a gallon, maybe. Come on.

[A]

For summer. The Texas Attorney General, Ken Paxton, filed a lawsuit against Netflix yesterday. In it, he accuses the streaming giant of, quote, spying on Texas, including children, and collecting user data without our knowledge or consent. Netflix is also accused of designing the streaming platform to be addictive. It argues that Netflix's Autoplay feature, you know, which keeps it going and going, creates a continuous stream of content intended to keep users, including children, watching for extended periods of time.

[B]

Alex looks frustrated on that.

[C]

Just like you have to have some sort of responsibility for yourself. Right.

[A]

That was be nice.

[C]

Netflix's job is to make that thing, and they make that thing. It's not their fault that you can't be like, stop watching that.

[B]

I mean, do they get a little credit with the old. Are you still watching? You definitely have to, you know, like, hey, you, are you alive?

[A]

Are you embarrassed?

[C]

The best one of all of them.

[B]

They check in on you.

[C]

You fall asleep on Hulu and you watched 14 seasons in your sleep.

[A]

You're behind.

[B]

Don't. Do we want the Rod Ryan show to be addicting?

[A]

I think so.

[C]

You want people to keep coming back. That's why people make products.

[B]

Yes. What would you make that you wouldn't want it to be somewhat addicting?

[C]

Me.

[B]

So I get like cigarettes. I get all of that.

[A]

Yeah. Cuz there's a health concern.

[B]

I, I, I want this show to be somewhat addicting. I want this show. I want you to Be compelled to come back the next day. Day. Would I be in trouble for that? For wanting people to come back and feel like, oh, my God, I want to create fomo.

[C]

It's not really a health thing. Then they have to make it a health thing. And then they'll be like, no, it's a.

[B]

It's.

[C]

It's affecting their mental health because they're watching so much shows, or they're listening to the Rod Ryan show too much, and then they would sue us. But being like, Rod is making his show too funny. You know, my kid can't stop. My kid's not even going to school. They're just listening to the parking lot all day.

[B]

I'm okay with this stuff being looked at and even studied.

[A]

Studied. Yeah.

[B]

You know, I'm okay with that. Same thing. Like, they go after Mark Zuckerberg, and, yeah, I want them to look at social media and keep an eye on it. And I. I think we need to kind of keep a close eye on it. But are they wrong for making it fun and cool and wanting to do more?

[C]

Did you.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Then had access to Facebook that then you didn't monitor, and then you are mad that you can't tell your kid to get off of the iPad or the phone? Like, I think a little bit is.

[B]

I'm okay with. I'm okay with grilling these guys with the Internet. The Netflix thing seems to be a stretch to me. I don't know. Unless I'm not seeing something.

[A]

The Rock and Roll hall of Fame is premiering its Paul McCartney and Wings exhibit on Friday. But there's a major problem. Seven of Paul's guitars, like central to the exhibit, are stuck in customs, and they can't get through. Apparently, they're made of this. Brazilian rosewood, one of the most rare endangered trees on the planet.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And they're stuck in customs. They've been there for over a month.

[B]

I thought you were going to say they got stolen or something.

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Just sitting there because of the wood.

[A]

Something about the wood. Meanwhile, McCartney is scheduled to play on Saturday Night Live season finale this week.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This. They're still going to open the exhibit just without these five guitars.

[B]

I'm sure there's other great things that they have.

[A]

Hopefully.

[B]

Hey, follow up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did Madonna ever get her panties back?

[A]

Oh, I don't know. Are they second customs?

[B]

No, no.

[A]

I remember someone stole them. Why did that make you think of that?

[B]

Because I thought you were gonna say they went missing. And then the last time that a rock artifact went Missing it was Madonna's underwear.

[A]

You're right. I'm gonna follow up with that as soon as I'm done here. Don't worry.

[B]

On stage with Sabrina.

[A]

Oh, my God. The second teaser for the Little House on the Prairie reboot dropped yesterday. Why is the Little House on the Prairie half time the happening? Because we love nostalgia, dude.

[B]

They're really.

[A]

They're really playing on this.

[B]

Are they using. Are they using the original people?

[A]

I don't think they can. Can they?

[B]

Yeah. Really? Yeah, because the ones in the news all the time, the one that played Laura, her husband was the guy that got accused of doing things with kids. Stop. You know this.

[A]

Which one?

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

Were they like, pioneers in the show?

[A]

Yeah, that was the drama. Their pioneer life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It was in 1974 when it premiered, but it.

[B]

But they played like log cabin people.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Churning butter.

[C]

Yeah, we need that back, I guess. Yellowstone's big farming. It's kind of like July 9th.

[A]

Netflix.

[C]

Yeah, I like the pioneer woman, you

[B]

know, who played Laura Ingalls. She just. She's married to the guy from that 30 something show.

[A]

Oh. And she's defending their marriage, saying, this guy doesn't know what you're talking about.

[B]

This guy's not interested in little kids.

[A]

So you're thinking that maybe she.

[B]

Remember he went missing for a while?

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And she defended him even while he was missing.

[C]

Timothy Busfield.

[B]

Yeah. Now what's the wife's name?

[A]

And who was she on the. Which character?

[B]

Was she the main girl? The main little girl. It was kind of based on Laura Ingalls Wilder you would think they would get from her.

[A]

Unless there's too much controversy surrounding Melissa Gilbert. Yes. Okay, I'm gonna find that out too. Oh, add that to my list. Madonna and Melissa Gilbert.

[B]

Her sister is the Gilbert from what's Eating Gilbert. Great.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Roseanne. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's her sister.

[A]

Hey, we got new Switch Foot music on Friday.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Absolution is what it's called.

[B]

It's coming on Friday?

[A]

Yep. Full album doesn't come till the end of June, but yeah, we do get new a song on Friday. And with that, the announcement of a fall tour. Switch Foot and Anberlin. Apparently the bands have been friends for a long time.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Two of the three Texas stops go on sale tomorrow. None of them are Houston shows. Those are Houston's headlines.

[B]

Blocktober went on tour with Switchfoot maybe last year or the year before. Every day in my feed, you saw those two guys up on stage. Singing together. They really look like I, I have not asked Justin about it. Yeah, they just seem to be matched. A match made in heaven, those two bands. You know, you can tell they really, really got along.

[A]

Maybe they're figuring something out in Houston together.

[C]

Maybe.

[B]

Are the Astros figuring things out?

[C]

Yeah, not yet. They're working on it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Process. But they fell to the Mariners last night 3 to 1. It was their third loss in a row. They're going to play the Mariners again tonight. Tatsuya Ime is going to be on the on for the stroz Going up against Seattle's Brian Wu. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavs beat the Pistons 112 to 103 to even that series. After two games a piece, the Thunder swept the Lakers. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Avalanche topped the Wild five to two. That is what's going on in sports.

[B]

Okay, guys, that's one hour down but boy, getting closer. Risk it for the Biscuit is coming up. Your chance to win up to $1,000 with the Texas Hammer. Don't go anywhere.

[C]

Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[A]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz.

[B]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this tattoos day. Thank you for hanging with us. Pretty good homeroom guys. That.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

It's fun. A lot of turnaround going on right now in this fresh out of bed, head to head. Lot of turnaround going on. Hey, mostly sunny today. 10% chance of rain. Highs of around 85. I guess. I don't know how big it is anymore. I, I kind of looked up some ratings. There's no ratings for American Idol yet. I thought maybe some overnights would be in. I saw that the show was averaging about 5 million million per episode.

[A]

Votes are viewers.

[B]

Viewers, viewers.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

About 5 million people are tuning in to American Idol. The finale was last night and we've all been there when American Idol was peaking and Alex throws her out there as a joke. But season two, when Reuben stuttered was going up against, going up against Clay aiken that night. 38.1 million people watching watch the show.

[A]

38, I was gonna say was five.

[B]

No, no, no. They're averaging five. The overnights aren't in yet.

[A]

Okay. And last night was the season finale.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. I guess if you're averaging five, you can only hope on your, I mean the greatest to double your audience. It can't be 10. It can't be 10 million for last night. Now, the world was different in 2013. 3. You know what I mean? All these streaming services and everything else going on. The second biggest American Idol finale was season five. Catherine McPhee and Taylor Hicks. Oh, 36 million people. Season six, they still got 30 million people to watch that finale with Jordan Spark, Sparks and Blake Lewis. I don't remember that person's name neither. Everybody remembers. I met Jordan Sparks. Oh, my God, she was awesome.

[C]

Dad was a New York Times.

[B]

Yeah, so that was the thing about her. She was. This was back when we were doing that Grammy stuff backstage with Teresa. Jordan Sparks came walking by, and she was so striking and just this massive human being, but not like she, she was proportionate, and she just. She was beautiful. I, I couldn't believe it. I'm like, oh, my God. Who. What is. You knew she was somebody famous, you

[A]

know, and then that's the way she liked herself.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So, yeah, they were getting 25, 30 million people watching these shows. I don't know what they did last night. And I, I, I guess I won't spoil it in case there are people that, even though it's not nearly as big as it used to be. God, you used to get yelled at if you spoil who got kicked off that. Yeah, the, the, the craziest ever was that first season of Survivor. People were losing their mind. If you said, because everybody was still using a VCR back then and recording things. If you said, who got kicked off a Survivor the day not just one or two tens and twenty, people would get on your ass about ruining it for them. You could not get give us. That was the creation of spoiler alert. I think. I think spoiler alert goes back to Survivor. I think that's when we started using it. You could not tell people you would ruin their day. You would absolutely ruin it now. No one's ever going to come in here and accuse Alex. Oh, my God. I got the Astros game recorded. I'm not.

[A]

You can't do that with the Olympics.

[B]

People tried to do that a little bit. People tried to do that a little bit when, like, okay, you, you can't spoil anything anymore. And I'm like, yeah, you can. Okay. It's the news. Okay. The world is spinning. You got to talk about these things. But some of the TV shows, it's like, okay, I get it, but who was the last person that was famous that came out of. I saw there's a story about Chris Daughtry today. He's Got a new album coming out. Must be some big anniversary of his. Like, big album, like his big, big songs. He's got something coming out. Who was the last really big major star that came out of American Idol? Was it Chris Daughtry or was there somebody after that? And again, it could be big.

[A]

Kelly was first.

[B]

It could be big in the world that I don't live in, in a space that I don't live in. Right. I didn't know that some of these big names in country that I know came out of a country show that was similar to American Idol.

[A]

Yeah. Was it?

[B]

I didn't know that.

[A]

Star. Yeah. Like Chris Young, Miranda Lambert was.

[B]

That was the name that surprised me the most. I just assume Miranda Lambert has always been around and she's always been this big country star. She came out of an American Idol

[A]

type show, kind of found her way.

[B]

Blew my mind. Blew my mind at that.

[A]

That there's a lot of country came out of American Idol, too. Carrie Underwood, Scotty McCreary. I don't know if you know his name. Barrett. Really still doing really well. And the. Never mind. I'm not going to spoil what happened last night.

[B]

I almost did the guy that won last night. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. There's two people that are, like, turning off the radio now thinking we're going to blow it. Don't worry. We're not going to ruin it for you. Do you have what it takes to risk it for the Biscuit with Rod Ryan on 945? Have the buzz. I love that man. He's the guy that gave us the cash. We're giving the cash to you. Your chance to win up to $11,000 if you're willing to risk it for the Biscuit. Rachel was not willing to risk it for the Biscuit. She got 400 bucks, but she could have gone all. She could have rode it all the way to a thousand.

[A]

Could have. Should have went up.

[B]

It only happened one other time. Time it only. It only rode all the way up to a thousand. One other time. I believe it was on Wednesday with Kyle. He stopped at 7, though. He walked away with 700. He's the big winner so far. Kyle last Wednesday, he's won the most. We're gonna see how long you can hang in there. We're gonna give you a chance to risk it for the Biscuit and leave this show today, hopefully winning some cash. That's all. Coming up, rock and alternative for Houston,

[A]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am The Buz 94.

[B]

5 the Buzz welcome back Rob Ryan show. Hi. Yeah, we're getting things set up here. Risk it for the Biscuit is coming up. Chili has all the phone lines on hold right now, and he does that regularly. I don't always announce it, but you. Everybody is getting a busy signal right now. Every single person that's trying to call. Unless I undo the busy. Then you'll see phone lines ringing like. Okay. See, I just undid it. Hi. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. Who's this? This is Joe. Joe, you're calling for what? Risk it for the Biscuit. Yes, sir. Yeah, we're gonna get into it real soon, Joe, so hang on there. Okay. We're not doing it just yet, so there you go. Now every phone line is ringing because I took them off of busy, but I'm gonna busy them all out. Now our Chili's gonna have to do it, so everybody's gonna go back to having a busy signal. Where was it? She was worried about it. Kenita said, brother Rod, please clear the lines for those of us that call in. Before you say call. Risk it for the Biscuit. Of course people are calling right now. They know that the game is coming up. It's a thousand dollars that's on the line up to a thousand, thousand dollars. So of course people are calling in. Chili, if you could zero out those lines, meaning put everybody on. Oh, wait. Chili's got a question. He wanted to talk about it. Hi, Chili. Yeah. Anything you want to do to help people out, we try to make it. It's as fair as possible. Yeah, I think what. I think what she's getting at is, well, I'm listening on the app, and people are listening on the radio, and there is a delay. We've never lied about that. There is a delay. But by the time we go to the phones, it's all balanced out. You got to take my word on that. That's all I can say. Am I missing anything, Chili, to explain. Nah, you. You're doing it right? Yeah. So put all the phones on hold again, please. They are okay. The people on there are. Yeah. Once they call, drops is. So Kenita, everything will be on hold. We will take the call calls after. Everybody has heard, after to call in, and it'll be. It'll be even. I think we need to explain that every now and then.

[A]

No, I think it's good, you know,

[B]

because it's like, oh, man, I can't win.

[A]

How the sausage is made.

[B]

Mo, you were doing a good Job for a little bit, asking people the winners. Hey, how are you listening? How are you listening? Because we do get winners from the app. We do get people listening on their desktops.

[A]

I probably read about it in the newspaper.

[B]

You hear it. But a lot of people are listening in their car on the way into work that win and play the games and stuff, so. All right, moving forward, what's trending over there?

[C]

Pantavirus.

[B]

Oh, gosh.

[C]

Continues to trend. People still talking about it.

[B]

Question.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Question.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Call on Rodney.

[B]

When Gene Hackman died.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And they found him with the animals in the house. Did the wife have hantavirus?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And she was walking around and didn't infect anybody, to our. To our knowledge. I don't know.

[A]

I don't know if it didn't infect

[B]

anybody, but wasn't there a.

[A]

That's the first time I ever heard freakishly.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we're like, what happened?

[B]

Rats. Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right, so what else?

[C]

The University of Central Florida is trending. They booed their commencement speaker because she was praising AI and talking about how good it was, and they just booed her.

[B]

Were you in the audience?

[C]

I wish I was.

[B]

I would have joined. Sounds like a bunch of. Alex is graduating.

[C]

Sounds like the future of this country, and I like it.

[B]

Well, probably like when the Internet came out and said, hey, guys, you better learn how to use this Internet thing. Boo. Boo. Who needs the Internet? Yeah.

[C]

No, it's AI.

[B]

It's the word.

[C]

It's the downfall of us. It's beginning of the end.

[B]

You can't stop it. You can only hope to learn about it and contain it.

[C]

We could kill it. American Idol is still trending. The finale was last night. So people talking about who won on that. That is what's trending on 94. 5 the buzz.

[B]

There is not one person calling this radio station right now.

[A]

Nope.

[B]

That is hearing a ringing. Like, it's ringing. I got a chance. Nobody has that chance. Every line that I have is completely on hold. Every single human being calling this radio station is getting. Getting a busy signal. It will remain that way for at least a minute or two before Chile goes through the calls. You'll all have a chance to get caught up. Okay. Because people that are hearing what I'm saying right now, they're hearing it in the future. Like 10 seconds and 15 seconds in the future. But I'm ready to play, man. I've been having a real good time with this. Hang in there. You could win $1,000. Nobody has hung in there. The Whole time.

[A]

It's. It's too sweaty.

[B]

It's way sweaty.

[A]

Yep. Scary.

[B]

We started last Monday. Crystal won 400 bucks. Eric won five on Wednesday. Kyle won seven. He's the big winner. Julie blew up in her face. Mario on Friday won $600 yesterday. We continue, we go into extra innings. Now we risk it for the biscuit. Rachel, $400. What are you going to win today? 713-212-5945 the Rod Ryan Show. He gets up early so you can too lock it in every day. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 the buzz. So 94. 5 the buzz was AWOL Nation sale. Rod Ryan show on this tattoos day. Thank you guys for hanging with us today. Mo, you seem tense.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Might it be a thousand dollars? That could be someone's coming up.

[B]

I mean, look at everything that's happening right now. That money would be amazing. Easy. That money would be unbelievable. Are you ready to risk it for the Biscuit? It's that damn music. Alex gets me every time. Starts getting my blood pumping. Let's go over to the phones here. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[A]

Good morning.

[B]

Who are you?

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Did I get picked?

[A]

Sorry, it's Katie. You know what?

[B]

Hey, walk me through what happened to you before you got in the air with me. Tell me a little bit about what happened. Did you hear me going on and on and on about everybody? So, okay, so you heard that part, and you probably weren't even paying attention to me. You were probably still trying to call the whole time I was doing it. I was.

[A]

I was waiting for a Walmart pickup order, hysterical. And I was like, okay, how long would the delay be?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I had to like 10 seconds. And I was like, let me try after that.

[B]

Okay, so do you get multiple busy signals and keep calling, or did you just call the one time?

[A]

No, it was the third call went through.

[B]

The third call goes through. And then did you end up speaking to Chile?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. And he doesn't tell you that your caller 10. He said that you might be 10? Yes.

[A]

He tells you you're like one of five people.

[B]

And so I'm sitting here shaking and sorry.

[A]

I'm like all geeks.

[B]

He's good like that. He's good like that. Well, you were in fact caller number 10. So at least you knew that you had a real good chance. You made it through. You talked to the Chile. What he did is he went through the. The nine callers beforehand. You got a chance to risk it for the Biscuit right now.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Okay. Where are you? Sounds like you're in your car. Yes, I'm. I was at Walmart picking up food for my. We have a banquet at school today.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And now I'm at HEB getting the other trays.

[B]

Oh, my God. You're out there working. Okay, well, listen, let's get some cash in your pocket this morning. And you said your name was Katie, right?

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Where are you from?

[A]

El Campo, Texas.

[B]

Okay, do not tell me a number, okay? Do not not tell me a number. I don't want to know if you're even going to stop, but do you have any kind. Now, I. I know you're trying to process this. We're live on the radio. You're processing. You got a chance to win some money. You're out there hustling. Any idea what you're going to do? Yes, I have a number. You got to.

[A]

You got.

[B]

I mean, who knows? Maybe I'll go crazy, but in my

[A]

head, I kind of have a number who knows.

[B]

All right, do not tell me that number. Okay? Okay. That wing nut, Rachel yesterday.

[A]

Stop.

[B]

She freaked us all out.

[A]

She freaked herself out.

[B]

She did.

[A]

Come on, Katie. You got this.

[B]

All right, Alex, are we ready?

[C]

You tell me. Oh, my God. Ever since.

[B]

Ever since he killed Julie.

[A]

Yeah, it's all been.

[B]

All right. I'm gonna have.

[A]

Don't blow me up. Yeah, don't blow Katie up.

[B]

Can you imagine calling a radio station? Hot. Hi. I'm a big fan. Please don't blow me up. Oh, jeez. All right, here we go. Mo's gonna light your fuse today.

[A]

Let's do this, Mama.

[B]

Okay, here we go.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, God. Here we go. All right, you're on. Okay, Here we go. $100. That's yours. It's got to be one tray of cookies. $200. 200 bucks. $300. $400. That's a lot of money. That's where Rachel lost it yesterday. What is that? Oh, gosh. Wow. $500. Okay, stop. $500,

[C]

girlfriend.

[A]

That was too much. What was he doing there in the middle? He was like, 600.

[B]

God damn. Why does it keep jumping? Chip, baby.

[A]

$500 is yours, mama.

[B]

$500 is your.

[A]

Was that the plan? The plan? The whole time you were going to stop at 5?

[B]

Yeah, I was.

[A]

I was like, if I can at least make it to five.

[B]

That was.

[A]

I got goosebumps.

[B]

You want to hear the rest? Yeah. You don't have to. Sure. You don't have to.

[C]

No, no, no.

[A]

Let's hear it. Oh, geez. Okay.

[B]

$600. $700. That's a lot of money. Lucky seven. 700. Keep that going. Okay, listen, you only left $200 on the table. You stopped at five. You could have maxed out at seven. Katie, I think that's a huge win.

[A]

Heck, yeah, sister.

[B]

Oh, it's. It's huge.

[A]

And it. It was really needed. I just paid for some stuff for

[B]

some students, and I was like, this. This couldn't have been a better day. Thank you so much. You know what? I knew you were picking up stuff for school because you had mentioned it. One of my questions was going to be, all right, how much of this is out of your pocket? And I knew that. That's fine. I had an idea you were doing something.

[A]

This actually wasn't.

[B]

This. This was.

[A]

This was paid for with club fees. But there's.

[B]

I had some students who couldn't afford

[A]

to take a state test, and so

[B]

I loaned them some money. So, yeah, so this is. This is very. Thank you. I say this all the time on the show. Good things happen to good people. We got the right one here. Katie, $500. Congratulations. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. So stressful.

[A]

But we're going to do it again tomorrow.

[B]

Something about that $500, that's where it's like, hey, that's kind of a lot of money, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, oh, 500. All right. That's $500 out the door. We're playing again. Risk it for the Biscuit. We're playing tomorrow. And I said we are absolutely playing on Thursday morning. Now we're playing Thursday morning at 7:20. Thank you to the Texas Hammer, the Rod Ryan show.

[C]

Mornings.

[B]

Sockless here.

[C]

6 to 10am on 94.

[B]

5. The buzz.

[A]

94.

[B]

5 buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. How about that, Katie? $500. Big winner before the Smashing Pumpkins on Risk it for the Biscuit. Thanks to our friends over at the Texas Hammers, your chance to win up to a thousand dollars. She locked in at five each day. You know what? We did the same thing Monday, Crystal. Last Monday, Crystal was four and Eric was five. This Monday, Rachel, four, Katie was five. Just seeing similar. You know, it's like. It's like a study in human nature, right?

[A]

We're playing the same game. Y' all are.

[B]

How do you know? You. You guys are the rats in the lab, okay? You don't even know it, okay? You're all in that maze. You're trying to get the cheese, okay? And we're running the experiment on you Right now. Okay. I wish I was that smart.

[A]

Seriously.

[B]

Great job, everybody. We're playing again tomorrow. We're playing again Thursday. Friday, question mark. I'm Ron Burgundy. I don't know. I don't know what. We're definitely playing Wednesday and Thursday. I'm excited. Risk it for the Biscuit. So much fun to play this game with you guys. Next hour seven, Dust Theory of a Dead man tickets. We'll get closer to around 8:20 when we give those away. Alternative income. God Smack tickets on Mow the Show. Guys, we're kind of just. Just getting started here. The Rod ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am, the buzz 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Thank you guys so much for hanging with us. Just came across something interesting. So I. I'll let. I'll let you think about it before you answer. But I did put up a late poll question. Oh, I don't mind putting up a poll question as long as we don't hit the exact half halfway point of the show. I'll put up a poll question still. How many times a day? A day. And this is why I'm not going to. I don't want you to spit out an answer. How many times a day do you Google something? Think about it before you answer, because it's more than you think, probably. Mostly sunny today. 10% chance of rain, highs of around 85. Hey, Mo, what you got in Houston's headlines?

[A]

Hey, Rad. With Galaxy gas prices averaging $4.52 a gallon nationally, that's up more than a $50 since the Iran war began. President Trump announced yesterday that he would like to temporarily suspend the federal gas tax. So he called on Congress to deliver it. There are three separate Republican bills introduced also yesterday. Another one stands on the Democratic side. The Senate majority leader is like, he's feeling a little slow, skeptical about this whole gas tax holiday. So don't get. Don't get too excited. A Houston Methodist employee was stabbed multiple times inside a parking garage at the Texas Medical Center. It has everyone visiting and working at the med center on edge. Police say a woman was sitting in her car. A guy walked up, attacked her. Several nearby employees witnessed the assault rush to help her before first responders could arrive. She was then transported to a nearby emergency room. Her mom said she home? She's resting, recovering. Did not know who this guy was. She had no idea. There is a photo circulating online.

[B]

So it's random.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

It makes it even more crazy. I know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There is a photo circulating online Possibly a suspect. It's just a scary situation.

[B]

Where was that first phone caller going into work today? I didn't even ask.

[A]

He said a surgery center, but yeah, I didn't ask where.

[B]

I wondered if he was heading down to the med center. Starting a new church job.

[A]

Jimmy Buffett maxing. These are your summer plans, Rob, in case you're wondering.

[B]

Would you back up though?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

You said that you have grown tired of anything maxing.

[A]

It's like a Gen Z term. They attach it to every word and they put something maxing just to describe going all in on something.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like obsessively so. Jimmy Buffett maxing is trending right now.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Encouraging people to live their lives like Jimmy Buffett. Alex is all in.

[C]

I am? Yeah.

[A]

Don't let little things worry you. That sounds like you. Most importantly, just drink a lot of

[C]

margaritas and waste away.

[A]

Live your life like a 24, 7 vacation. Alex.

[B]

I see looks.

[C]

You might waste away in Margaritaville, but I would thrive.

[B]

So I've come across. I've seen looks maxing.

[C]

Yeah, that's where you like hit your cheeks with like little baby hammers and try it.

[A]

What?

[C]

That's what that clavicular streamer weird guy does.

[A]

Cancelled him.

[C]

Yeah, they did. And then he came back and they like you have to like poke your lips out and like you're constantly posing to make people think you're attractive. But if you have to try that hard, I don't think you are fair.

[B]

It says turning normal habits into hyper optimized strategies.

[A]

That's maxing anything. Okay, so Jimmy Buffett maxing is trending for the summer.

[C]

So it's basically like trying. Maxing is just trying.

[A]

Fine.

[B]

So Tommy Bahama. Tommy Bahama T shirts, like button down shirts which kids don't have the money for.

[A]

That's true.

[B]

They're expensive.

[C]

Like $80 a shirt.

[B]

Now when they were I. Have they ever not been popular? When they. When I saw guys wearing them, I would call it affliction for old guys.

[C]

As you get older, they just look cooler.

[A]

You're like, what else are you going to wear? I'm Jimmy Buffett maxing. It's trending. I heard it on the Rod Ryan show.

[B]

Okay, well, it's a pretty good state of mind. Jimmy Buffett seemed like a pretty happy guy. You know what? He was also super rich.

[A]

Fair. He could afford those shirts.

[B]

He was super rich. He could afford 24, 7 vacation around

[C]

resorts that he built.

[B]

Step on pop tops all day.

[C]

You had to be, you know, chill to get There first.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

He wouldn't have got to where he was if he wasn't so cool.

[A]

Okay, I like that.

[B]

All right. What else should we be maxing? I'm gonna. That's another little it. We'll do this money. Max. You guys get back to me. What. What else should we be maxing out that we should be doing?

[C]

Online show maxing.

[B]

I like that.

[A]

Yes. Last night, Stephen Colbert invited his best television friends to join him as the show is wrapping up. John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and both the Jimmy. Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon all together.

[B]

Do you like them all being friendly or was it kind of cool when everybody knew that Letterman and Leno hated each other?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I noticed that.

[C]

I want them to hate each other.

[A]

Really.

[B]

I talk. I talk with younger, like these. Some of these bands that we come in contact with, and they're all real friendly with one another and they're all supportive and everything. Like, when I was playing in bands, you hate it. You were so jealous of anybody that got anything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Anybody that had any opportunity. How did you get to play on Saturday night? We've. They're only letting us play here on Tuesdays. We're better than you. It was so competitive. Yeah. And now how everybody's so friendly. Or is it fake friendly?

[C]

I think both.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You can be friendly and still competitive, I think.

[C]

I think you have to be. Act like you're friendly because everybody's doing it. But there's definitely people like, yeah, dude, screw that guy. That guy sucks.

[B]

It's just gonna be some backlash to everybody being so nice to everybody.

[C]

Like, I feel like they don't like Jimmy Fallon, and I feel like, like Colbert and Kim are like, yeah, dude, f that guy.

[B]

He's so sucks. He tried forever not to get in on the Trump hate. He tried and tried and tried. And he said, okay, he's going to have to start make. And he does such a great Trump impersonation. Anyways, they all hated Conan.

[C]

They all hated Conan. So, yeah, pushed him out.

[B]

Yeah. He was on a different rock. He was on a different level. You're right.

[A]

They have a podcast coming out either today or tomorrow that they recorded as well. While they were all together, a new one. We also learned that that tool may actually be happening at the Sphere. Adam Jones, the guitarist, confirmed this week that the band is still in talks with Las Vegas's Sphere about a future residency. They did like to casually let you know that they were in talks with the Sphere back in 2023, before you two got the opening spot.

[B]

Yeah. Alex told me that he's toolmaxing.

[C]

Not at all. Always.

[A]

There's still a chance.

[B]

Minimize, eats, breathes, sleeps, tool.

[A]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[C]

Tool in my head, stab myself. All right. Oh, my.

[B]

The Astros.

[C]

Yeah, they fell the Mariners last night 3 to 1. They've lost three straight. They're gonna play Seattle again tonight. Tatsuya Ime is gonna be on the mound for this. Drills going against the Mariners. Brian Wu first pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cat Haves beat the Pistons 112 to 103. And the Thunder eliminated the Lakers. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Avalanche topped the Wild five to two. That is what's going on in sports.

[B]

Snack maxing. That's me.

[C]

Yeah, same.

[B]

I'm a snack maxer. That's my problem. I'm a snacker. Maxing out every time.

[C]

Snacks.

[B]

Yeah, I have snackcidents. When I get home, I have a snacks it in. Go right in the pantry. Houston's rock.

[C]

Houston's alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[B]

The buzz part of the show, people. Maddie 4:5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Thanks for rolling with us, man, on this tattoosday. That's our Instagram feature today. Although a lot of people taking a look at the Looking at Girls blog page. You know, what are you gonna do? You know who bad baby is?

[A]

Yes, unfortunately.

[B]

Cash me outside side.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

She got famous on the Dr. Phil.

[A]

Dr. Phil, yes.

[B]

And then I don't know. She, you know, only fans and rapping career. Millions of dollars. Millions of dollars. She's now 23. She shaved her head. So she's like in the headlines now. She kind of. She's a pretty girl. She's young. I'm not like that. But they're kind of comparing her Amber Rose. Not everybody can pull off that shaved head thing. It's not my look. I mean, it is, unfortunately, it's my look. Unfortunately, it is my look. I'm saying it's not my preferred look for a young lady, but yeah, she shaved her head and she looks a lot like Amber Rose. So she's on the Lookin at Girls blog page. The other thing that I don't. I can't speak on. It's those Trader Joe's insulated mini tote bags. Why people lose their mind over. Apparently they're coming back the regular size

[A]

are the minis for the while they have the minis.

[B]

The mini is the One that people lose their mind and they're standing in line for. Yes, at Trader Joe's. Everything at Trader Joe's is culty. Everything is culty. Okay. The insulated mini tote bags are back for summer. It's on the food blog page. Go to the buzz.com. you don't have to Google it. Just go to thebuzz.com and then you click, oh, there's the Rod Ryan show blog page.

[A]

Oh, wow, these are something.

[B]

It's the guy that's running around saying. Then you go, this is world famous. It is, it is, it is. It's still like the most looked at blog page in our whole company. And there's, we have 800 radio stations.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

And then you have like the individual wing nuts that are putting up the stuff at those stations. So ours is the most looked at blog page still because of you guys. So thank you very much for that. Now on the X at Rod Ryan's show, I put up a poll question. Why? Because I came across a statistic. Today the average person performs three to four Google searches per day. That's the general average, obviously behavior your is going to vary by age and profession. We doing what we do for a living, we're very quick to say, well, because of what I do for a living, I feel like we're very quick to say that. Okay, when it comes up on, when it comes to things like this. Well, I mean because of what I do, Gen Z for example, average is more than someone that's a little older, their thirst for knowledge or just it's driving them crazy trying to find the answer. Mo, I've given you a moment to think about this.

[A]

Okay, what are my options?

[B]

Okay, so on the X, how many times a day do you Google something? 0 to 2 times. I know that's not you. 3 to 5 times. I know that's not YOU. You. 6 to 10 times or 10 or more on average every day. What do you think you Google 10 or more?

[A]

No question.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes you do.

[A]

I. I'm thirsty.

[B]

Yes, you do.

[A]

Thirsty for knowledge. I Google everything that Alex says.

[B]

Do you retain any of it so that you don't have to google it again or no. Do you have to re Google things?

[A]

You have to re Google a lot of things. Yeah. It's just like constantly googling.

[B]

Yeah. It's not sticky.

[A]

No. Some things are like if I'm really curious and really want to know stuff. Yes.

[B]

But I really try in my everyday life outside of this job, I try to rely on my brain like, no, no, no, no, no, dude, you get there on your own.

[A]

You still got it. Let's go.

[B]

And I take that stupid Joe Rogan on it stuff to try to like. Yeah, the jellyfish jizz, whatever vitamin, whatever I take. For the brain. Yeah. For my memory.

[A]

It's not working.

[B]

I don't know. I couldn't come up with Melissa Gilbert today.

[A]

Neither could I.

[B]

That's where. That's where I hate myself. You did it for me. Thank you. We were talking about. You said they're rebooting Little House in the Prairie, so this is exactly how it happened. Little House on the Prairie. I'm like, man, I wonder if any of the originals are coming back. Well, that's an old show, so it's gonna be on me to come up with something. Yeah. I'm like, I wonder if any of the originals. Okay, like, Michael Landon, he came up with that show. I believe he was Charles Ingalls. He's dead. Okay, like, is Nellie Olsen still around? Probably, but it was based on the middle girl. She was Laura. Laura Ingalls Wilder. And I'm standing here on the radio, live mics on tens of twelves of people listening to me. And do you think I can come up with that chick's name?

[A]

Absolutely not.

[B]

I said she. She was in the news recently. Her husband has some crazy sexual things.

[A]

And sometimes we can get there between the three of us.

[B]

And I'm like, don't Google, don't Google. Don't Google. And then. And then Alex, just, like, kindly. He's like, I see the old man struggling, blah, blah, blah. He's like. He just goes, google Melissa Gilbert. I couldn't. I couldn't come up with it on my own.

[C]

That's why they made it.

[A]

Google everything.

[B]

I want to try to fast.

[A]

I'm always.

[C]

Do you Google, Like, I. When I'm spelling stuff, I will just Google the word to be like, all right, how many Ls are in lullaby? Like, just you type it out. And, like, does that counts as a Google search? Because I'm just trying to see how a word is spelled. What is insert? Whatever the question is, I'm not doing that.

[B]

Right. I don't care what.

[C]

Sometimes you'll see a TV show and you're like, oh, let me Google this person and just see what other stuff they've been in.

[A]

Everything.

[B]

I'm bypassing Google. I'm now putting five ends in Pennsylvania.

[A]

Was that Brody?

[B]

It was Brody. Fresh out of bed, head to head.

[A]

Yeah. Between Google and the thing that sits on My counter, the Alexa.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I asked her a lot of stuff.

[B]

I got one of those in my house. I fought it for a long time.

[C]

Get rid of mine.

[B]

It's. Let me refresh this. Did you really get rid of it?

[A]

Yeah, it was following even.

[B]

You know, it's recording everything that's being said in your house.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And he's a bad guy. He has a lot to hide.

[B]

All right, so this just went up. Very low votes. 50% of our audience, 0 to 2 times, 25% of our audience, 6 to 10. And then mo. 25% of our audience, 10 plus times

[A]

a day, 0 to 2.

[B]

50% of our audience, zero to two.

[A]

That's fraudulent. Right.

[B]

And you can't. And you can't say, think about, like, what people. People are doing for a living. And most Google searches, and I think it's upwards of 70% now. I will get the number for you. Yeah. Over 70% of search traffic comes from mobile devices. So, yeah, you can Google anytime, anywhere.

[C]

If you go to this search, like, not the Google. You don't have to go to google.com. if you go to your bar and you just type in like Japanese food or whatever, that counts as a Google. It's not through Google. It's still a Google. And I think people will be like, oh, I need like the address to Cinnabun or whatever. And then it's like, no, you're Googling it. That's Googling it. That's not.

[B]

Not counting.

[A]

Thank you. You're right.

[B]

Three to five is the national average. Mo.

[A]

That seems, well, uneducated.

[B]

Well, because of what I do for

[A]

a living, I am dumb.

[B]

You need to know Melissa Gilbert on a drop of a dime.

[C]

For real, though. But with the morning show, like, we do talk about stuff where we're like, I don't know, let's check it out. It makes sense to Google stuff.

[B]

It is nice, though, when you get a little recall on your own and you don't have to Google it, but

[C]

you still have to Google it.

[B]

But then when you Google it and

[C]

you were right, initially, you're like, yeah, dude, I know my stuff. That's the best when somebody else looks it up. And you were right.

[B]

What was the guy talking about the other day? Belgium. I'm like, I think it's its own country. I don't know. Let me go look. After I went on the limb and said, yeah, it's this. And then I went. Nobody said anything. I went and Googled. It's like, okay, how much of an Idiot that I just saw. Oh, my God. I got that right.

[A]

That's. It feels good once a year when it happens, it feels good on the

[B]

X at Rob Ryan show. How many times a day are you Googling? That's AI. That's grokking. You know what I mean? Google, how many times a day are you Googling something? Quick break. When we come back, mo's gonna hook you up with that seven Dust Theory of a Dead man tour that's coming to town. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod

[C]

Ryan morning Show, the Buzz.

[B]

Hi, 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Okay. Lot. A lot more votes coming in.

[C]

Votes.

[B]

Poll. People responding to our poll question. How many times a day do you google something? 37% of our audience, 0 to 2 times. Still the largest sell. Which my toxic trait is thinking. Well, if you're listening to the Rod Ryan show, that's why Rod gets in so early. He Googles everything for me and then he tells me the things during the four hours that he's on the air.

[A]

You don't have to do it.

[B]

I do the Googling so you don't have to. We all do. That's why we're doing all the show prep. 12% of our audience three to five times. 25%. Six to ten. 25%. 10 plus times a day. You're googling. AKA looking something up. You know, for a little assistance.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Come up with Melissa Gilbert's name. It did happen to me today. Thank you for the assist, Alex. What's trending?

[C]

Motley Crue is trending.

[B]

They were on American Idol last night, Right?

[C]

Carrie Underwood, apparently. This is Carrie Underwood saves Motley Crue from complete embarrassment on American Eye. What is the title? I see. And it looks like she had to kind of step in.

[B]

And maybe Vince Neil wasn't.

[C]

I mean, as well as Carrie I of wood.

[B]

He's terrible. Okay. But it must.

[C]

The differences in their voices. Everybody was maybe saying Molly crew was off, and then Carrie kind of saved the show by doing that.

[B]

I don't know. Didn't watch it. I saw the same thing. But it must not have been. If it was so awful, we all would have seen it in our feeds everywhere.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like it would have been. Oh, my God, look at this. Look at this abomination. You know, that happened last night. Of course, Vince Neil is a terrible singer. Well.

[C]

And of course, Carrie Underwood is incredible.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When you put the two together. Yeah. It's gonna sound like somebody's way better than the other person.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

And I think that is probably what happened. And then I think a lot of American Idol viewers are probably more familiar with Carrie Underwood maybe than Motley Crue. And that's also possible.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A lot of the last night perhaps maybe knew more Carrie Underwood than they did Motley Crue. Not hating on Motley Crue at all.

[B]

Carrie was doing them a huge favorite and American Idol crushed it.

[C]

Okay, I don't know about Molly Crue, but it looks like Carrie Underwood was the star of her performance with Molly.

[B]

How did the Gin Blossoms do? I do not know. Didn't we hear that they were gonna do it?

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So I at least know that.

[B]

What else?

[C]

Tattoos Day is trending.

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Rachel Richardson was sent to us by our buddy Los Magnificos. Shout out to him. He's got a good eye.

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Go check her out. The world famous Rod Ryan show. Page the buzz.com. and in the NBA playoffs, people talk, talk about, is LeBron gonna retire? The Thunder swept the Lakers. They're gonna probably win the whole thing. And then the Cavs tied up their series with the Pistons at two games a piece. That is what's trending. 94. 5 the buzz.

[B]

All right, now you got me Googling. I want to see the performance of Motley Crew on American Idol. So I'll be. I'll be Googling that as you guys are calling in to win, what, seven dust tickets. Okay.

[A]

Seven dust with Theory of a Dead Man. Return to dust. September 9th. Bayou Music Center. Tickets are on sale now, Ticketmaster.com but we would love to give them to caller 10. 713-212-5945.

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Stuck on six. 10.

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We are right there.

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We're gonna be with you all the

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way to the end.

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Rod Ryan on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Tonic. If you could only see. Thank you, guys. Oh, we're. No wonder you're listening. Mo's giving away a great ticket. I see. I see what you want. I thought you were coming here for us. Coming here for these great tickets. Good morning. Hey, good morning. Hi. Who's this?

[C]

This is Chris.

[B]

Chris, you're calling number 10. All right. This is a pretty. I. I still think I got to get off of that. I think it's a weird pairing with these two bands, but boy bands are all over the place right now. Somebody said, rod, that five Finger Death Punch show, if you don't think that's weird, what is that? Who's opening up? Cody Jinx. Is that. Is that Cody Jinx?

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Who? Well, you know Rod. He used to be in a metal band. Okay, okay, so tell me about this pairing.

[A]

Seven deaths, theory of a dead man.

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Bring them together.

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Yes. September 9th, Bayou Music Center. Congrats, my friend.

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All right. How many times a day to you Google stuff, Chris? Oh, man.

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I'm for sure. Ask Jeeves.

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All of it.

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Tell me you're amazing.

[B]

Tell me you're old without telling me you're old.

[C]

Well, ask Jesus.

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Rip.

[C]

Good job, dude.

[B]

All right, man. Thank you. Enjoy that show.

[C]

Thank you so much.

[B]

Appreciate it. So you said that American Idol. Idol specific. American Idol's been trending all morning long.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

The finale was last night. No spoilers. I got the winner on the Looking at Girls blog page. So she made. She made the look at Girls blog page. So if it was only one chick and two dudes in the finale, you know who won? I knew that. Motley Crue. We had talked about Motley Crue. They were going to be on. We knew that she was. They were going to do a duet with Carrie Underwood, who's a rocker. Carrie Underwood goes out there. Does not out. She played with Guns N Roses. Okay. She. She'll do Ace of Spades. Did you ever see her do Ace of Spades by Motorhead? It's awesome. Motley Crue is Motley Crue these days. Meaning? Meaning the singer can't sing.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But they're still touring, making the money. People are going to see them. I don't know if they're getting my money anymore, but they are making money.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's a bold move for American Idol to invite and invite them to perform on the show. And I think it was live. Aren't these Idols finales live?

[A]

They do claim that.

[B]

Okay, you said that now it's trending MLE Crew and Carrie Underwood.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I thought if it was horrendous, I would have seen this everywhere. Because you know what I'm starting to see now? People are getting very critical. Critical of. No doubt. A lot of live stuff's coming out of Gwen Stefani's voice in the sphere.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We'll talk bad about Gwen.

[A]

I don't feel good about it.

[B]

Is she some sort of queen that. Yes, she's our queen.

[C]

Right. She taught us all how to spell bananas. Okay. And if you want to.

[B]

She didn't.

[C]

You're a bold face liar.

[B]

But is there some organized.

[C]

You would all had to Google bananas every time we ever spelled it if it wasn't for Gwen.

[B]

Is there some ST fights that are gonna come and get us or something that I don't know about. They should be so that I'm seeing and maybe it just took a little time for people to wake up. Wanna take a listen to Motley Crue?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Tommy Lee on the piano to start the song. Home sweet home. Vince sounds a little behind. Carrie does come in and kind of clean it up. Up. This is last night's American Idol. Tommy's really selling his piano. He's, like, doing the whole Liberace thing. Good for him. You know, I'm a dreamer Little pitchy dog. There's another clunker.

[C]

I had a run away high so I wouldn't come home alone Just when

[B]

things went right doesn't mean they were always wrong Just take this song and you'll never feel left all alone Take me to your heart he's out of time. He's not synced up. I'm on my way Home sweet home

[A]

tonight Tonight I'm all alone yeah, Let

[B]

Carrie do the tough stuff. Oh, kickstart my heart.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Lionel Richie's activity. Like, he's into it.

[C]

All right.

[B]

There are famous, famous, horrible videos of this online of Vince Neil. Real, not articulating, just like, not even saying real words. Let's see how he does. I gotta let him start, right?

[A]

Harry jumped in there.

[C]

Not fair with Carrie.

[B]

But you can hear her words.

[C]

It's like that scene in Rockstar where. Where Mark Wahlberg gets up there and does better than the actual singer of the song. Except it's Carrie Underwood, who wasn't just somebody from the crowd. But Carrie Underwood's doing better than Vince Neil, even though Vince Neil's 100 years old.

[B]

If you're gonna call me and yell at me and defend. Nobody's gonna sound good around Carrie Underwood. You're right. But I don't think they did themselves any favors.

[C]

That's not selling indifference in sound. It's just so.

[B]

That's not gonna sell a ticket to their show. Like, oh, my God, I need to see that live. That's like, oh.

[A]

Oh. Furthering Carrie Underwood on this.

[B]

This is why Motley Crue's not getting my money anymore.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I kind of want to buy a Carry Underwood ticket.

[B]

And I grew up with the crew. I had their cassettes. I love them. It's just. Maybe you don't be at the party too long. Your boss's morning meeting. Wishes it had this much energy.

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The Rod ryan show on 945.

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The buzz. Yes, you can. A five minute, quick and easy calorie Burning workout. Give it a try. Come join our sweat sesh on TikTok 945. The buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much. Ms. Chris said she almost two turned off the radio when we were playing the Motley Crue clip. Don't turn us off. It's not us trying to share that with everybody. Yeah. Stay for the Carrie Underwood parts. You're gonna have to Google that on your own. I. That's exactly what I did.

[C]

I burned our 10 Google searches during the last two songs.

[B]

I think I Google a hundred times a day. I was gonna say, like, my. My poll question this morning kind of went up late. Is how many times a day to you Google something? That goes for anybody that's using Ask Jeeves, which you can't.

[C]

It's gone searching.

[B]

Something, yahooing or whatever. But mo 41 of our audience 0 to 2 times.

[C]

41 of our audience is lying to us.

[B]

When you're true. When you're walking. No, you're in denial.

[C]

Take you serious.

[B]

You're walking around and you're thinking that everybody must do what I do.

[C]

That's what I always.

[B]

This is one of those things where there's not everybody. Like, I just saw Alfonso. I just saw Alfonso Ribeiro on tv. The Dancing with the Stars guy.

[A]

Yeah, I'm like, the dancing stars guy.

[B]

He's a short guy. I bet he's five, six. I looked it up. Five, six. I'm pretty good at that game.

[A]

But I looked it up.

[B]

I looked it up.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And then we're like, well, how many hosts have there been for America's Funniest Home Videos?

[C]

Alex?

[B]

Well, there was two extra guys outside Saget and Bergeron.

[C]

John Fugal said gang and Daisy Fuentes hosted it.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know Daisy.

[A]

Not about that.

[B]

I think I remember Daisy together. Okay. I think I remember that those in

[C]

between the Bergeron and Sagat eras, it.

[B]

I'll tell you what. I envy the people that don't care how tall Alfonso Ribeiro is.

[C]

You need to know those things.

[A]

I don't.

[C]

I do.

[A]

I'm sad for them.

[B]

And I come up with my mind. I'm like, he's a short guy. I bet you he's. I want to see how close I get. I bet she's five, six. You know what? What a great life it must be that you don't give a flip.

[A]

Yeah, it's a different life.

[B]

How many different hosts there have been on America's Funniest Home?

[A]

How are you getting around?

[B]

What do you do yeah, you're, you're, you're.

[C]

If questioning whatever's going on isn't your life, what else is there?

[B]

You're idiot maxing. You don't care.

[C]

Yeah, you're, you're idiot Max.

[B]

You don't care. You don't care, Max. Okay.

[C]

Uninformed maxing.

[B]

That's fine. That's a great way to be.

[C]

Is it?

[B]

Our poll question hit us up on the X at Rod Ryan show. Houston's rock.

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Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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94. 5 the Buzz.

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94. 5 the Buzz Rod Ryan show. On this tattoos day, we're gonna get back into the alternative income. This is where you're competing against everybody to win that thousand dollars. Katie was competing against herself this morning to win and risk it for the Biscuit. She walked away with 500 bucks. Great round today. We're playing tomorrow at 720. Right now I got Mo with Houston's headlines. Give me fuel. Give me five. Give me that which I desire. Give me the fuel you don't want. You don't want what I desire. I don't think you do want cheap fuel.

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$4.52 a gallon nationally.

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Nasty.

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Up more than $150 since the Iran war began. And President Trump announced yesterday that he would like to temporarily suspend the federal gas tax. Trump called on Congress to deliver it then. Outside of all of that, we've got three separate Republican bills introduced in the same day to do something similar. And one on the Democratic side trying to figure something out.

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Out.

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The Senate majority leader expressed skepticism about the gas tax holiday.

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It's bad guys, because any service out there, I don't care. I, I, I, I, I get it. You guys love all these plug in cars. Anybody can just up what they do now and they say, well, it's a gas charge. Gas runs everything. Everything. If it's the guy that mows your

[A]

lawn, he can up his gas charge.

[B]

It's like the gas. If the they just get to your house, all the Uber eats and everything, they, anybody can just start tacking on money now, and rightfully so, because of the gas. They're like, well, I'm not paying that extra. You are. They're going to pass that on to us.

[A]

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed a lawsuit against Netflix yesterday. In it, he accuses a streaming giant of, quote, spying on Texans, including children, and collecting users data without their knowledge, knowledge or consent. Netflix is also accused of designing the streaming platform to be addictive.

[B]

That's the part that I have A crease. I'm creased on that.

[A]

The lawsuit argues that Netflix's Autoplay feature creates a continuous stream of content intended to keep users, including children, watching for extended periods of time.

[B]

It's fun. Well, but you're not confusing him with Dan Patrick.

[C]

They're both anti.

[B]

Everybody.

[C]

Everything.

[B]

Yeah. Stop smiling. Why? Smiley's my favorite.

[C]

Stop. You like Netflix. No.

[B]

No, you don't.

[C]

You go get to like that.

[A]

The Rock and Roll hall of Fame is premiering its Paul McCartney and Wings exhibit on Friday. But there is one major problem. Seven of Paul McCartney's guitars, which are central to the exhibit, have been stuck in customs. So apparently the instruments are made of Brazilian rosewood, one of the most rare and endangered trees on the planet. Planet. And they're stuck in customs because of that.

[C]

You're not supposed to bring foreign plants or.

[A]

I did. I do. Check a box. When you travel abroad, you're not allowed to do that.

[C]

Tr.

[A]

That's not it.

[C]

Roses are part of a plant.

[B]

That stuff would be cool. Everybody wants to see that little violin bass guitar that he played in the Beatles. That's the one. That's it. That's the one guitar.

[A]

Is it made of the Brazilian rosewood?

[B]

I don't think so. I don't think so. If you. As long as you got that little weird looking base that he played.

[A]

He's on Saturday Night Live season finale this week.

[B]

Okay, McCardi.

[A]

The second teaser for the Little House in the Prey reboot dropped and we know everything about it.

[B]

Okay. What do you know about this? None of the originals are coming back.

[A]

Not even involved. Not even like.

[B]

Not even Melissa Gilbert?

[A]

Melissa Gilbert. Not involved at all.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I know. She does support it, but. Not involved. The OG season ran for. Or the OG show ran for nine seasons.

[B]

This was a huge show when I was a little kid.

[A]

Yes, we were allowed to watch it.

[B]

Did you guys see it in reruns?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Wasn't. It wasn't a Nick at Night thing.

[A]

It was a Nick at Night thing. Yes.

[C]

I never saw it.

[A]

Really?

[C]

It was.

[B]

For me, it was a pretty huge show.

[A]

And it was wholesome.

[B]

Very wholesome.

[C]

The whole family.

[B]

Your parents wouldn't be worried about that.

[A]

Pippi Longstocking.

[B]

Yeah. And it was like a little lesson you'd learn.

[A]

July 9th on Netflix.

[B]

What do you know? Longstone.

[A]

That's what. I was her for Halloween one year. Rod. I'm so old.

[B]

Who that is?

[A]

New switch foot music drops on Friday. It's called Absolution. They have a full album coming out the end of June. And with that, they announced a fall tour. Switch foot. And a band that they said they've been friends with for a long time called Anberlin. Looks like two of the three Texas stops will go on sale tomorrow. None of them are in Houston, but those are Houston's.

[B]

All right, take it, Alex.

[C]

The Astros fell to the Mariners last night three to one. They've now lost three in a row. They're gonna play the Mariners again tonight. Tatsuya Ime will be on the mound for the Stroz. Going up against Seattle's Brian Wu. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the Cavs beat the Pistons 112 to 103 to even that series up at two games a piece. And the Thunder eliminated the Lakers. Then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Ashes avalanche top the wild five. 2.

[B]

They have listeners want to know. Mo, do you know that song?

[A]

I do know.

[B]

Who was that?

[A]

That was Metallica. Nothing else matters here on 94. 5 the bus.

[B]

She knows. Look at that. She's one of us. She's one. Did somebody actually email that?

[A]

Just curious if Mo actually knows this song. Robert.

[B]

Robert. She knows what's going on. Come on. It's been here a year now. Of course, you read that right from Alex's screen. It says, oh, he said it in the email.

[A]

Yeah, I did.

[B]

Good morning, everybody. Rod Ryan show. Yeah, you can. I don't have to take every email. Mo M O@the buzz.com.

[A]

send them to me.

[B]

I don't have to get every single email. Okay. You know, when you're doing all these

[C]

things, her name is literally the easiest one spell. For years.

[B]

I would always. I would always say, well, I get it. I mean, my name's on the show. I get that. But then [e-mail]. that's the easiest one. Still, nobody knows how to spell chili.

[C]

People email me like, I know Rod's email. I'm like, you. If mine's Alex at the buzz, what did you think Rod's was?

[B]

The thing that has has never gone away. There is a way every now and then, radio wizard will send us emails. And it came in from a listener. I'm like, how did you find that? There's some workaround. If you go around on our website,

[A]

email a boss or something, you look

[B]

for if you just have an inquiry. And then there's also one that goes to the promotions department.

[A]

Really?

[B]

And they're like, hey, this came in. You Might want to take a look.

[A]

There's a contact on our website

[C]

because it'll say would you like response? Yes.

[B]

Hey, I didn't know Alex's email. It's Alex. Alex the Buzz dot com.

[C]

Like you get like if you didn't know, like maybe it was at the buzz.

[A]

But sure it is.

[C]

Like if you reach me at Alex at the buzz then you probably would like what, what could Mo's, what could Mo's email be?

[B]

So what, what we're saying now is you can go right directly to the source. You could ask Mo directly. Mo the buzz.com every day.

[A]

Every day, hundreds of times.

[B]

It's like, hey, do you know what's going on at this radio station? Do you even know?

[A]

I love it.

[B]

Do you know where you work now? We were playing a new song. Mo and I kind of came in that day at the same time and I heard something. Cuz the radio station's on. You know, you come to work at the radio station. The radio station's on.

[A]

Hear it? Yes.

[B]

And, and I walked in and it was real heavy. And it was about, I don't know, 4:30 in the morning.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And I cranked it up. I didn't even know what it was yet. I turned it up as loud. Cuz she just walked in with, with her 20 bags. Mom walks in here with like 15 bags.

[A]

Everything you could ever need.

[B]

Like, like a bag. Like they're, they're over her arms. And then there's like four drinks. It's yes, there's, there's two drinks with straws in them.

[A]

Then there's like two cans.

[B]

Then there's a couple of cans of energy drinks and then there's like Tupperware.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[B]

But, but those don't go in the bags. So she's bag maxing, she's unloading all this stuff and I am cranking this song. I don't even know what it is. And so I go, you work here now. And she just starts laughing. I go, this is where you were. Can you believe it?

[A]

It was awesome.

[B]

It was, what was it? It was a new volbeat song that we must be playing on the overnights.

[A]

It was something where he's sure it's pretty heavy.

[B]

It's pretty heavy. I, I, he wasn't singing yet so I just heard the music and I just immediately like, this is where you work.

[C]

You're here now.

[A]

I walked into that.

[B]

Okay, Good morning Brooks. And done over. This is where you work. She knows that was Metallica. Maybe she didn't know the title of it but she had an idea that that was metallica.

[A]

Email mo mozz.com tell her how much

[B]

you're enjoying her m the buzz.com chili with an I or an E? I believe I. Well they go. They do.

[C]

They go to him either way.

[B]

But he doesn't want you to know that. Why?

[C]

Didn't know. I'm just kidding. They don't. None of those work.

[A]

Don't even.

[C]

Hey, you must email been down. Don't even email.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So C H I L e or C H I L I the buzz.comchil

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with 6 ease in the end they'll go to him.

[B]

Yes. C H I L with five E's probably will get bounced back. Only one way to find out. All right. Mohthebuzz.com has God smack tickets on Mow the Show. But right now here's everything you need to know to play along to try to win that $1,000 and you're ready.

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Houston's rock. Houston's alternative all day and the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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94.

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5 the Buzz Couple Home 94. 5 the Buzz welcome back Rod Ryan show on this tattoos day. I got some new traveling stats. Memorial Day weekend next weekend. Not this but next weekend. Travel stats. See if you're normal. See what you're doing. We'll get into that. Still have God Smack tickets. STP Dorothy, you heard that great concert review yesterday on the show. They're back. They're back. I know they got new guys in the band but they're doing the double drum solo, the whole thing. It's Godsmack. It's the Godsmack you know and love. That's what I've been told from truck driver Carlos. So we'll have those for you. Unmo the show online. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the Buzz. All right, Alex, what you got?

[C]

Today's AOL is called Opening lyrics and you're going to be looking at the opening opening lyrics from a bunch of different songs and try to see how many of them you can name just by looking at those. So they are multiple choice. It does help. But if I read you the lyrics they told him don't you ever come around here. Don't want to see your face. You better disappear. Would you know who that was?

[B]

Nope.

[C]

Would you guess that it was Lionel Richie? George Michael Prince? Michael Jackson. Perhaps one of those four.

[B]

I'm gonna go Michael Jackson. Just cuz he got a new movie out.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it? Don't you ever come around here. Well, sing them for me.

[C]

No not gonna sing it.

[B]

Sing. You sing them and sing them good.

[C]

When your day is long and the night the night is yours alone.

[B]

That's an imagine dragons.

[C]

No.

[B]

What?

[C]

And then as demons you're thinking Sinead O', Connor, Sarah McLaughlin R.E.M. or the Verve.

[B]

Oh, give me those lyrics again.

[C]

When your day is long and the night the night is yours alone.

[B]

It's the goddamn imagine dragons.

[C]

It is not this. Your thing is dumb has come is I believe demons Stevie R.E.M. everybody hurts.

[B]

I'm done. I'm out of here.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

You don't know.

[C]

See if you know the opening lyrics today at the world famous Rod ryan show. Page thebuzz.com don't come in with a

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magic ride dragons and tell me it's not not imagine drag. Get out. Rod Ryan the show your alarm clock warned you about.

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94.

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5 the buzz. 6 to 10. Okay. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rob Ryan show. Tattoos day. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us today. I see Nothing, nothing over a 10 chance of rain today and tonight mostly Sunny High of 85. I mean I love the Evanescence on but I use that. It's about three and a half minutes. Good time to go run to the bathroom. Caught a look at my face.

[A]

How's your face?

[B]

Fat. Like the beard. I already have like a big fat head. You know what I mean? Like a fat head. And then the beard makes my face look fatter. Like it just. It's like puffier. There's just more stuff on my face. I hate this beard. Sabers play tonight.

[A]

Tonight.

[B]

They can tie it.

[C]

It is done if they don't.

[A]

What's that?

[C]

Pack it in, dude.

[B]

So they play tonight in Montreal. It's two to one. Montreal leads the series. Best of seven.

[A]

Seven.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

So we still have a while.

[B]

I got to keep this beard to France. I got to keep this beard. They lose tonight. Comes back to Buffalo on Thursday.

[A]

Uhhuh.

[B]

They could lose it all then that. Okay, first team to win four games, just win out. I like that.

[C]

Out.

[B]

I like that, Alex. I want that to happen.

[C]

You be candid.

[B]

A lot of hock. No, I'm not keeping the. I'm telling you, once this is over. I mean if they. I mean I will be shaving while they're hoisting the cup. If they. If God forbid, they get past Carolina.

[C]

You have to keep it for a year. No, you have to keep it until they don't have the cup. That's like. I think you should have to do that.

[B]

Maybe not everybody knows, but you want

[C]

them to win that bad.

[B]

A lot of like it's a tradition. Not everybody, but a lot of people will. Will grow a play. The players will grow a playoff beard.

[A]

Superstitious.

[B]

You just don't shave while you're on that run.

[A]

Yes, I've heard of this.

[B]

So I'm stupidly doing that. It's awful. I hate it. Ah.

[A]

Did you stop putting any of the ingredients in it?

[B]

Yeah, I did three. I did three ingredient treatments. Treatments, whatever you call it. It was like nothing was happening. And then it was like a time bomb. Then it.

[A]

Are you happy with the color right now?

[B]

No, I really just kept it gray. Stupid. Feel like an idiot.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

I feel like an idiot.

[A]

I don't think it looks bad.

[B]

I look and feel like an idiot.

[A]

I've seen some crazy beards. You're good.

[B]

Could have this beard for Memorial Day weekend. God.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I don't be at the pool with a dumb beard.

[C]

You would rather the team be out?

[B]

No.

[C]

Well, it sounds like it.

[B]

Memorial Day weekend, less than 2. Well, it's not this. It's next weekend, right? 45 million people. We do this bit every year. Okay. AAA put out their numbers. Finally, 45 million people across the country are going to be traveling at least 50 miles from their home between Thursday and Monday. That's the 21st through the 25th. I've always been on these type of holidays. I'm lucky enough to have a swimming pool. I don't care if I have hot dogs three days a week for the four day weekend. I don't care. I just want to be at home for these things. Yeah, I don't view. It's not a go, it's not leave the house thing for me. I know of people do some traveling or you go, you say you got the in laws, you got the farm and all that stuff. I just want to stay at the house.

[A]

You've made your house.

[B]

I want to be at the pool destination. I want to just be in the pool. That's it. I like my house. I like it.

[A]

We have people over.

[B]

Yeah, they can come over if they want. They can come over. Door's open.

[C]

Me and chili.

[B]

Door's open. Come on over. The door is open.

[C]

I'll be there Friday after weekend.

[A]

Check, check with anyone, make sure this is okay.

[B]

I will make a huge batch of potato salad. Probably a like a pasta salad. Like more with like an oil, you know, oil, oil and vinegar dressing, coleslaw, like that type of stuff. Nothing fancy.

[A]

You're going to make it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll make all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. And then I'll just. And then I'll just eat off of. That's it. All weekend. And that's perfect. Hot dogs and hamburgers. But a lot of people are going to be out on the roads with the high gas prices. This is another one of those things. It's not slowing people down from leaving the house. Okay. We could have record numbers again. Well, if you're telling me mo. All morning long you've been telling me how much this gas is.

[A]

Yeah. Insane.

[B]

It's like when we talk about concerts and how expensive they are, you still go and still sold out, and they're still selling out in record time.

[C]

How it works. Yeah.

[B]

You're going to do what you want to do and you're going to find a way to get it done. 39.1 million people will be traveling by car. 33.6 million people will be flying to their destinations. Well, how do you think those planes are moving? Unicorn farts? Gas. Okay. Like fuel.

[A]

Yeah, fuel. Expensive fuel.

[B]

We. Where are people going? Number one Memorial Day travel destination in the U.S. the beach. Orlando, Florida. Number one. Disney, too.

[A]

Yeah, Disney.

[B]

People go to Disney on the.

[A]

Now that seems like that's nightmare.

[B]

I feel like I'm a crazy person for going to Disney Spring break. You are. But. But then the. The way I rationalize it, everybody is having Memorial Day weekend on the same weekend. Not the. The. The of rest. The rest of the world is not having spring break.

[A]

Okay, I understand.

[B]

So I feel like maybe not everybody's going to be at Disney. Okay. I wouldn't even dream of going to Disney Memorial Labor 4th of July. I'm sure it's great. I'm sure it's awesome. I don't think it is.

[C]

I bet it's not.

[B]

Best place on Earth. I'm sure it's amazing.

[C]

Seems like that would be hell on earth on days like that.

[A]

I'm always Orlando's number one. That's got to be where those people are going.

[B]

I always, always surprised when Seattle is number two. And Seattle is a travel destination for people.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

I don't think it would be fun for my kid, but I think I would love to go to Seattle. I would love to go see Seattle. I'd love to hang out there. I think it's cool. I don't know. I just think it would be. I just. Me neither. Just at the airport. There's a little grunge section at the airport. I'M like, I want to hang here. These are my people go in the summer. These are my people poll. I could. I could pass them. Seattle at 2, New York City at 3, Vegas at 4, Miami at 5. San Francisco. Anchorage, Alaska. What? Chicago, Denver, Boston. Good places. They're all fun. I haven't been to all those, but those are all real fun places. But people are going to be out on the road. The most ridiculous gas prices we've ever seen could be an all time record. Heading up our way.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

You buy a hose and people are still gonna go.

[B]

You see that? They're going after trucks that are high up. They're going underneath. They're going like drilling into gas.

[C]

How do you think I drove to work?

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Don't. Every day is take your radio station to work day.

[C]

And it kicks off here with the Rod Ryan Show.

[B]

6 to 10 on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this tattoosday. Thank you you, thank you, thank you, thank you for hanging out with us a little bit on this tattoos day. Thanks for checking out all the links on links and guests. The tattoos, they link by far and away number one. But I mentioned she's a millionaire multi times. I bet you she's worth $15 million. The cash me outside girl.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Bad baby. Shaved her head.

[A]

Head. Yeah.

[B]

Just said had enough. Just shaved her head. So that's on the looking at girls blog page. Goofball. Goofball. I bet you she's worth 20 million.

[A]

Dr. Phil tried. He did try.

[B]

How? How old is Everybody? If she's 23 now, was she 14?

[A]

Yeah, that's what I would say it

[B]

was 10 years ago.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

Mostly sunny today 10 chance of rain high of 85. Our poll question this morning is how many times a day do you google something? Okay, Mo, you should be feeling better about this. Most of our audience, the largest answer now. How often do you google something? Which Alex made sure that everyone's understanding. Searching something. Yes.

[A]

Anytime you search anything right.

[B]

37% of our audience six to ten times a day. You can't even remember when we didn't know stuff.

[A]

No.

[B]

Or we we didn't have it available to us. Now 31% of our audience 0 to 2 times. Close. 18%. 3 to 5. And Mo, 12 times or 12% of our audience 10 or more times a day.

[A]

All the things I'm googling, all the things y', all, everything just now you

[B]

need to do a little bit more Jimmy Buffett maxing just and less Googling.

[A]

I just want to know everything. I don't. I don't know anything.

[B]

But what sticks? Like, when I. I catch myself watching some of these reels on Instagram, and I'm like, everybody. Like, I have to stop myself. I'm like, you idiot. You haven't done anything. And what have you retained? I watch a guy rehoof a cow.

[C]

Yeah, dude, that's important. And now if you have to.

[B]

I'm watching Nate the hoof guy. Then I watch the next cow, and then I'm like, nine cows in, like, what? How am I applying this to my life? Yeah, get out of here, Rod. My new thing is the guy's cleaning the carpets.

[A]

Don't tell me about what you're doing.

[B]

There's an overhead.

[A]

I don't want to see that.

[B]

Listen to me. You need to hear.

[A]

Hear it.

[B]

So now it shows up in your feed. These guys come in, and there's a carpet. I don't know where this thing has been. It is black, and it has got an inch of crud on it.

[A]

Okay, and then what do you watch them do?

[B]

Like, it has been in a cow's or a pig pen. It is lined. A pig pen. And they. They will put the. The carpet, like, you know, like an area rug. Yeah. On the floor. And then it's a single camera shot, and they speed it up, up. And then they're blasting it with the power washer. Then they're squeegeeing it. Then they get out the.

[A]

Does it come out perfectly clean?

[B]

And then it looks like a brand new piece. It looks like a brand new rug. Oh, my God. I'll watch.

[A]

So dumb.

[B]

I will watch six of those. Like, what am I doing with my life?

[A]

Better than therapy.

[B]

Should I quit the radio show and go. Go into carpet cleaning?

[A]

I think you might be on to

[B]

something so awesome, it's probably way more fun just to watch it than to do it. I don't know. When you see that carpet, when you

[C]

want to, like, you see a cooking video, you're like, I'm going to try and make that. You're like, damn it, this sucks. And I have chores. I have to.

[B]

They have 10 different kinds of soap they use. It's awesome.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

10 different kinds of soap.

[B]

Cannot wait till this comes into your feed. You're going to go, oh, my God. Rod was right.

[A]

So mad that you're speaking it.

[B]

Carpet cleaners are amazing. What are you giving away on Mow the show?

[A]

I have God smack tickets. The rise of the rock world Tour with Stone Temple Pilots and Dorothy is coming to the Woodlands on May 30th. We want you there. Tickets on sale, Ticketmaster.com but we will gift you a pair if you know the show.

[B]

I don't think I want to work there full time, but I want an apprenticeship.

[A]

We can work something out, I think.

[B]

Can I intern with Nate? The hoof guy? Either the hoof guy or the carpet guys. Either that or anything made with resin. Are you kidding me? Resin.

[A]

You love that.

[B]

Pouring the resin and making tables. Our girl. Our girl Rebecca does that.

[C]

Rebecca does that.

[B]

She's pretty good at it, too. She's pretty good.

[C]

She'll let you be an apprentice in a second.

[B]

Just. I'm gonna be there for the resin stuff.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All right. We'll come back, we'll give away these great tickets. Stay there.

[C]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[A]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. Six to 10:00am, the Buzz.

[B]

It's now time for Know the show on 945, the Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Who's this?

[A]

Joe Marie.

[B]

Joe Marie. One. One word. Joe Marie is your name? Yes.

[A]

One word.

[B]

Yes. Hey, how are you? Oh, hopefully I'll feel better if I win these tickets.

[A]

Yeah, girl.

[B]

I feel like I would remember if a Joe Marie had been on with us before. Have. Have we talked? Have we met? No. Have you been on the show ever? No. Alex, it's just one of those names I think I would remember. Joe Marie there.

[A]

It's really cool.

[B]

All right, Joe Marie, don't let us down. First time ever on the Rod Ryan Show. Mo, come on.

[A]

All right, so what's your question, Joe Marie? Rod saw this famous person on TV today, and he was like, yeah, but he's got five, six. Then I googled it, and Rod Ryan was right. Do you know which famous actor that was? Alfonso Ribeiro.

[B]

Yeah, it was awesome from me. If I want a ticket that just,

[A]

like, that's what that means.

[B]

Joe Marie. That's how easy this is.

[C]

That's. That's it.

[B]

It's so easy. Just for that nonsense, you won this.

[A]

You're going to Godsmack.

[B]

Come on. Awesome. Oh, my goodness.

[A]

I'm so excited. World tour with Stone Tumble pilots in Dorothy May 30th. Make sure you're free in the Woodlands. Everybody else, buy your tickets. Ticketmaster.com.

[B]

thank you so much. Thank you. Now, how often do you Google things in an average day, do you think? Oh, not really. On my phone often.

[C]

Really?

[B]

So do you. Do you think you use Google twice a day? Other days that you Don't Google anything. I'll probably.

[A]

I wish I was that smart.

[B]

I bet that's freeing. Yeah, I bet that's absolutely freeing. All right, Joe Marie. Yeah, well, most of the time my daughter has my phone, so I bet that's freeing.

[A]

Here you go, baby.

[B]

Run. Joe Marie, so great on the show today. First time ever. Way to go. I want to hear from you all the time now. Okay, awesome. Thank you so much.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Have a great time at that show. Godsmack, stp Dorothy. Tickets available at Tickets Master. I was debating whether I should share this email. I shared it with Mo. Some guy said today. He goes, I'm so glad you played that clip of American Idol last night. I was on the fence about going to Motley Crue after hearing the clip, I'm out. Oh, he's not going. I've said on the air that Vince can't sing. Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

It should.

[A]

It's.

[B]

There's a million. Oh, wow. Is this like the. The hoof guy? You just. You need me to mention that Vince Neil can't sing, and then now it's going to show up in your feed. Maybe you got to. You got to do your research, people. When you go see these bands, it's the same thing. What I. When I talk about some of these older bands. This band right here, Leonard Skynyrd, is going out on tour this summer and there's not one original member in the band anymore. I don't think people can care. They just want to hear this song. There's not one original guy in the band.

[A]

I do appreciate you telling me that

[B]

anymore, but then I, like, I'm the dick for sharing that information, right? And we said the opening band, too. It might be Foreigner or a band of that age where nobody is an original member. Not even like the. Not even like the keyboard player, you know, the drummer that nobody cares about. We gotta go. That's it. All made enough people mad today. Yesterday David shocked the world. He beat Adam the cop in the Fresh out of bed Head to head today. He got his ass kicked.

[A]

Yeah, he did.

[B]

He got his ass kicked by Paternity Paul. So David's a one pump jump. Paternity Paul gonna go for win number two tomorrow. This Fresh out of bed Head to head. We've been doing it for 20 some years now. Sunny won the Haley Williams show tickets. Chris is going to Seven Dust. And then we just gave away those great Godsmack tickets. Thank you to the Texas Hammers, Katie and El campo. Katie won $500 today on risk it for The Biscuit tomorrow. We're gonna play again. Your chance to win up to $1,000. Risk it for the biscuit. 720. We're gonna play Wednesday and we're gonna play Thursday for sure. I. I have. I'm not calling these guys again. I'm not calling the Texas Hammers again for more money.

[A]

I mean, it'd be fun to play all for till Friday.

[B]

I'm not calling them for more money. I'm embarrassed they won't take my call.

[A]

It'd be fun.

[B]

If they see me come up on the id, they're gonna, this guy wants more money.

[A]

Maybe Alex will do it.

[B]

Alex, call the Texas Hammer. He likes you.

[C]

Yeah, he likes me.

[B]

All right, that's it. Jeremy's up next. Non stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the 1 o' clock hour. Alternative income on the tens with Jeremy and Teresa. So stay here, man. Thank you guys. We're on a 20 hour break. We'll do it better tomorrow. We'll try. I keep promising that. We got to come through on that one of these days. Amf. Thank you, Houston. Welcome. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan show [e-mail] so here's how

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