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The Rod Ryan Show – May 15, 2026 (Full Show)

Podcast Summary by Segment with Key Moments, Quotes & Timestamps

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show on Houston’s 94.5 The Buzz brings the high-energy crew together for a classic "Free Beer Friday"—an action-packed broadcast full of laughs, contests, rock news, sports talk, local headlines, and interactive games. Listeners can call in to win beer, concert tickets, and play high-stakes games like "Risk it for the Biscuit." The episode embodies the fun, community focus, and irreverent tone that keeps the morning show a Houston favorite.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Free Beer Friday & Show Rundown

• First Beer Winner: Chris Castro
  Chris calls in and wins his first case of beer after years of trying. The crew welcomes him enthusiastically, highlighting the interactive nature of the show.
  • Quote:
    Chris: “I’ve called in multiple times, but this is the very first time. I’m so excited.”
    Rod: “We gotta pick up the phone when this guy calls. He listens to the whole damn show!” (09:52)
• Show Preview
  • "Risk it for the Biscuit" grand finale (win up to $1,000)
  • “Fresh out of Bed, Head to Head” trivia showdown
  • Alternative and sports news

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2. Local Houston Headlines & Weather

• Weather: Hot & Humid Weekend
  • 90°F, low rain chance; air quality discussed.
  • Mo: “Temps are going to continue to climb… with that change, keep an eye on air quality.” (03:35)
• Ganado Elementary School Closing
  • Due to a stomach bug outbreak.
  • Mo: “They’re deep cleaning classrooms, getting ready for finals.” (04:16)
• Whataburger Announcements
  • Two new prototypes reviving nostalgic architecture.
• Britney Spears Restaurant Incident
  • Story about Spears reportedly barking and wielding a knife, clarified by her rep as exaggerated.
• Billy Idol to Receive AMA Lifetime Achievement Award
  • First AMA performance ever, medley of hits.
  • Mo: “He’s set to perform… he looks great, still shredded.” (06:31)

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3. Trending Topics

• Music Drops:
  Alex: “Drake released his album Iceman this morning and also surprise-released two other albums.” (12:19)
• Britney Spears incident & Lainey Wilson’s Wedding
  Wilson marries former NFL quarterback Duck Hodges.

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4. Sports Segment (w/ Alex)

• NFL Schedule Release
  • Texans hosting Buffalo Bills, 4 primetime games, 1 London game.
  • Alex: “The best part… you look at it like, that’s a win, that’s a loss… May 15, the kid said they're going 17–0. Write this down!” (45:15)
• Astros & Stanley Cup Playoffs
  • Astros lose to Mariners.
• Fun, Banter: Giants optimism, sports release videos, playful predictions.

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5. Signature Games & Contests

A. Fresh out of Bed, Head to Head (16:45–19:20)

• Contestants: Josh “The Goat” (13-time champ) vs. JD the Fireman
• Questions:
  • "How many eggs are in a dozen?" (Josh wins)
  • "Name one of the iconic WWE Bella Twins" (Neither gets it)
  • "What is the past tense of eat?" (JD wins)
• Quote:
  Rod: "Stick to real sports questions!" (19:16)
• Josh remains champion and carries to Monday.

B. Fun Fact Flashback (28:30)

• Jimi Hendrix’s 1960s bandmate revealed: Joe Pesci.
  • Winner: Emily from Houston, who also shares it’s her birthday weekend.
  • Emily: “Oh my gosh, you guys, it’s actually my birthday. This is incredible.” (28:32)

C. Risk it for the Biscuit – Grand Finale (51:51–56:50)

• Contestant: Fernando from Missouri City
• Declines to “risk it all,” locks in at $500 (after weeks of previous “explosions”).
  • Fernando: “I’m shaking right now… Ever since that one girl exploded, 500’s my number.” (55:16)
• The “explosion” would have come at $800—Fernando’s caution pays off.
  • Rod: “This game is so much fun. It’s so unbelievably stressful for us too.” (56:50)

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6. Human Moments & Listener Connection

A. Heartfelt Listener Email (92:44–97:05)

• Madeline writes about missing her late father—used to listen to the show together, now shares her excitement about a new job (custodian).
  • Rod: “Thank you for sharing that story with us… we are so proud of you. Your dad and your grandfather are looking down and proud.”
  • Madeline: “Y’all are literally the voice of my youth.”
    (95:44–95:49)

B. Open Phones Friday (from 91:03 onward)

• Listeners call to:
  • Celebrate milestones (birthdays, graduations)
  • Share gratitude and family stories
  • Lighthearted jokes and “PSI” of power washers
  • A trucker gang tuning in via the iHeart app
  • A tear-jerking moment: Cancer-fighting mom missing her daughter’s graduation—but tuning in virtually

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7. Lighter Side: Antics, Sound Effects & Laughs

• Rod’s Power Washing Weekend Plans

  • Obsessive description of grout-cleaning and debate over power vs. pressure washing.
  • Rod: “8:00am I will be power washing… I’m telling you my pants are tight. Just the words ‘clean grout…’" (41:04)

• Animal Facts & Comedy

  • Fun facts: Horses can’t fart on their own, listeners riff on power washing and animal trivia.
  • “Mystery Sound” Game: Playing a horse fart sound on air, leading to huge banter and even a tragic twist from a caller about a real horse.
  • Rod: “Did you just play a horse farting on the radio?” (81:49)
    Mo: “That was the highlight of today’s show!” (115:18)

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8. Concert News & Ticket Giveaways

• Blue October “Blue Christmas” Shows
  • Saturday show sold out; announce Sunday, Dec. 20th show at 713 Music Hall. First tickets given live on air.
  • Lauren (winner): “I've been a fan since they came out. I'm bringing my wife!” (77:24)
• Other Prizes: Godsmack, STP, Haley Williams tickets distributed throughout the show.

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Notable Quotes By Timestamp

• “We gotta pick up the phone when this guy calls. He listens to the whole damn show!”
  – Rod (09:52)

• “Temps are going to continue to climb… with that change, keep an eye on air quality.”
  – Mo (03:35)

• “13 times in the hall, two times world champion… now you’re fresh out of bed, head to head.”
  – Josh the Goat (13:18, 14:35)

• “Why did the wizard hotline our show? Is the question.”
  – Mo (115:29)

• “Thank you for sharing that story with us… we are so proud of you.”
  – Rod to Madeline (95:43)

• “This game is so much fun. It’s so unbelievably stressful for us too.”
  – Rod (56:50)

• “That was a horse fart!”
  – Rod (81:24, and throughout Mystery Sound bit)

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Listener Interaction Highlights

• Power washing banter: Listeners and Rod debate the best way to do weekend chores.
• Emotional support: Listeners call in to celebrate graduations, birthdays, and support each other through illnesses.
• Recurring jokes: Horse farts, “Risk it for the Biscuit” explosions, and quirky sound effects reinforce the show's playful tone.
• Long-time listeners: Multiple callers mention they've been tuning in for 10–20+ years.

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Final Notes

• Purpose/Tone:
  Upbeat, irreverent, highly interactive, and community-focused. Mixes humor, rock music trivia, emotional listener connection, and local Houston flavor.
• Big Moments:
  – Major contest payoffs (“Risk it for the Biscuit”)
  – Emotional listener stories
  – Announcement of big concerts
  – Multiple fun, spontaneous detours (animal facts, sound games)
• Perfect Episode For:
  Fans who love a mix of rock radio, local community buzz, call-in contests, pure fun, and authentic moments of connection.

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For new listeners: This episode is a prime example of the freewheeling, emotionally resonant, and often hilarious energy that defines The Rod Ryan Show on 94.5 The Buzz, especially on Fridays.

Transcript

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[B]

Welcome. Welcome in to hotter and more humid weather. Like Rod said, the good news is the rain chances are going to stay low through most of the weekend before a wetter pattern returns next week. Okay, let's keep the rain away until at least Sunday. Definitely Monday. But those temps are going to continue to climb over the next several days. Highs reaching around 90 degrees today for most of the Houston area. And, you know, with that change in temperatures, you also have to keep an eye on the air quality as hotter weather settles in. Shout out to Gannetta Elementary School. They're sleeping in this morning. They've all got the stomach bug. And it's so bad, Rod, that the district is closing all of their campuses today.

[A]

These are smaller schools, but still, it's a pretty radical move.

[B]

So I guess yesterday, 90 elementary students either missed school or were sent home. That's since Wednesday, and that's, I think, a quarter of the school's total enrollment. So, yeah, small school, but you know, when they've got to close it down that it's running its course and it's definitely going around. Staff is deep cleaning classrooms, getting ready for finals. We know that May is so busy for kiddos ending up and wrapping the school year. Whataburger just announced plans to debut two new restaurant prototypes in Texas. They're definitely doing, like, some sort of expansion effort starting later this year. What's popular everywhere right now is nostalgia, and that is what Whataburger is turning to. 75 years in business. They want to revive the past architectural elements that we know and love and can kind of count on. When you see a building, you know it's a Whataburger, right? So these plans roll out two new restaurant designs by early 2027, with construction expected to start later this year.

[A]

The best is when it's like a. Not Whataburger anymore. You know, it used to be.

[B]

And you're like that used to.

[A]

Exactly like that Taco Bell. They were trying to sell Pizza Hut back in the day.

[B]

Britney Spears scaring some folks at a restaurant this week.

[A]

No, not for.

[B]

That's not our girl barking like a dog. She was carrying a knife around and people were concerned. But her rep would like to explain she was there with her assistant, her bodyguard, and at times during her meal, raising her voice, barking like a dog. So apparently this was blown out of proportion. According to her rep amongst us hasn't. Apparently she was telling a story about how her dog was barking at the neighbors and she was just aggressively telling the story.

[A]

Hardest job in the world. Britney Spears replaced fair trying to explain.

[B]

Put the knife down, sister girl. And then last but not least, let's talk about Billy Idol because he just found out that he's going to receive the lifetime achievement award at the AMAs. The American music Awards are later this month and this award is going to honor his legacy. But the headline is he's set to perform first performance ever on the ama. He's gonna do like a medley of his biggest hits.

[A]

Have you seen him?

[B]

Not in a midnight. He looks still too wearing. Ish.

[A]

He look looks great. Yeah, he's got all his punky hair and he's shredded.

[B]

Really.

[A]

He's in wicked shape. Like he could still pop off his shirt, no problem.

[B]

Yeah, let's go.

[A]

And he does.

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Welcome. May 25th. We'll be watching. Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it, Alex. Well, the NFL schedule was released last night. You already heard all the opponents here on the Red Ryan trip. Oh yeah, you were. You were right on everything. Pretty close. Texas are going to open up the regular season by hosting Rod's Buffalo Bills at Reliance Stadium. Canada's team, as they call them. No, they do have four prime time games and one London game that is like a standalone game. But I don't count as a prime time because it's early in the morning. Yeah, really early. London prime time. They got Thursday Night Football against the Colts week. I don't have the week for that. I think that's week 10. Then week 12 they got the Steelers on Sunday Night Football. Christmas Eve they're going to play the Eagles. And then they got Monday Night Football the following week against the packers in week 16. So yeah, there's your schedule. Now we know where to buy tickets to. In baseball, the Astros lost to the Mariners yesterday 8 to 3. Tonight they'll open up a weekend series at the Rangers at Dyken park. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, Canadians beat the Sabers six to three in the Battle of Canada. It was a bad third period. That was bad. Everything outside the first period, I would say it was. It was bad outside the first period, I would say, yeah, it was. Yeah, the first period was exciting. Yeah, it was bad. It was bad. The Golden Knights then blew out the Ducks 6 to 1. So that is what's going on in sports. Okay, here we go. Four hours of pain starts right now. If you want the first phone call, you're gonna have to be our first beer winner today. Hey, I got a pretty fun little show planned for you guys. You should stick around, like maybe for all four hours. 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. On this free Beer Friday, we're just trying to find. We're just trying to find that free beer Friday song. I know it's in here somewhere. We got to give away that first case of beer. Here we go. Friday, you got the free bear Friday, you got the free bear Friday. Free bear Friday, you got free bear Friday, you got free bear Friday, you got free bear Friday. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Hello. Can you hear me well? Yeah, I can hear you. Great. Hi. What's your name? Chris Castro. Well, Chris, let's get you a case of beer. Come on. Welcome. All right. This is the first time I've ever been through. Hi, Chris, you have never, ever, ever, ever been on this radio show. Never. I've called in multiple times, but this is the very first time. I'm so excited. Chili, shut my mouth.

[B]

Answer the phone.

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Oh, mose it on it. You're in. Chili, it's got be chilly.

[B]

I know.

[A]

It's not me not chill's fault.

[B]

I would have answered if Chris called.

[A]

It's so great that you got through, Chris. We don't know anything about you. Where are you from? I'm from Houston, Texas. Okay. And what are you up so early? What are you doing here? I'm at work. I'm usually always listening to you guys early in the morning. The whole show. I love you guys. Oh, my God.

[B]

Shout out.

[A]

You really? I like you hear the whole show. Not just Homer, the whole show from start to finish. You deserve. You should have been. We gotta pick up the phone when this guy calls. We gotta pick up the phone when this guy calls. Please. Okay. Listens to the whole damn show. All right, Chris, I. I'm so glad you finally got through. You have so earned this case of beer. Have an awesome weekend. All right, Chris. Thank you so much, Rod and team. Thank you, man. I really so glad you're in here. All right, that's Chris. Not just homeroom, the whole show. So we should talk about what we're doing today on the show real quick. Josh the goat's going for win number two. Fresh out of bed, head to head. Haley Williams show tickets went on sale yesterday. Mo. At 10am we have our last pair of tickets on the fun fact flashback today. Last day of risk it for the Biscuit. Your chance to win up to $1,000. Last day. That's it. You guys heard how this whole thing went down this week. That's it. He said finish out the week and then send him the bill. I'm talking about the Hammers. So that's it. Last day. Don't even ask. Don't even bring up Monday. I see that look on your face. Don't even ask about Monday. Seven Dust Theory of a Dead man tickets at 8:20. We continue with alternative income. I got God smack tickets for you on MOW the show. But that whole last hour is all you guys open phones. I'm so excited about today's show guys. I. I hope you're up and ready to roll. Let's get you into this weekend. We jump around at 7:20. I gotta take a short break. When we come back at a rec check for you, we'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for the fresh out of bed. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and home of

[B]

the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94.

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5 the Buzz radio app 945 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Free beer Friday. How about that first beer winner. Awesome. Never been on the show before. Makes my day. All right, so take a look outside. 10% chance of rain today. 90 partly cloudy. Same thing for tomorrow Sunday, a 30% chance of rain, mostly cloudy. And again we're hovering right around that 90 degrees. Let's go. Alex. What's trending? Drake is trending. He released his album Iceman this morning and he also surprise released two other albums. What? Yeah. So like a three album day for Drake.

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Oh, that's gonna be busy.

[A]

What the hell? Everybody's gonna be breaking it down all weekend. Okay, Britney Spears is training. Mo's talking about this in headlines, but people are talking about her causing ruckus at a restaurant earlier this week. She was barking like a dog and swinging a knife around. But I'm sure everything's fine. Wow. Sure. Britney would never do anything that's not. All right. We stand with Britney and Lainey Wilson is trending.

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Did you see that giraffe?

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I did not read about it.

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Her body.

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Why are you talking to me? Of course I've seen it. Oh, of course you've seen it.

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My word, of course I've seen it.

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It's the first time I've ever. It's the first time I've ever seen her wear a Dress.

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Yeah, right. It's usually pants.

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Yeah, she's. She's a bell bottom queen. She's a bell bottom girl. But yeah, she looked amazing. She married her longtime boyfriend, former NFL quarterback Doc Hodges. What? Love is love, dude. Yeah, love. Love.

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Why do you like it? It's a blind date.

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Let her live. That's what's training. All right, here we go. So, Lainey Wilson off the market. Put Pete Davidson's baby mama on the market. Yeah, I guess they're not doing so well four or five months after that kid was born. Bring the champion over here, please. I guess we have a little song to play for him. Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat Greatest of all Time is about Goat G O A T. Spell it out. Goat Killer whales. Goat Epic fails. Goat Salad shoes. Goat Taste of glue. Goat Frosted Flakes. Goat Red pen case. Goat Nudity Goes at nudity. Goat Greatest of all time. Goat. Goat. G O it. Spell it out. Goat don't do drugs. Good morning, everybody. Josh the Goat is back. Rob's making me do it. Quick resume. 13 times in the hall. Two times world champion. Now you're fresh out of bed. Head to head. One day champion. Join me on Friday as I make it win number 2713-212-5945. If you want to make a name for yourself, it's Free Beer Friday with Rod Ryan. I don't drink in the morning.

[B]

Yeah, me neither.

[A]

On 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. On this free Beer Friday. I got another case of beer for you, straight up at 7:00'. Clock. And then we'll kind of roll into the final episode. Risk it for the Biscuit. We'll play at 7:20. We got 90 degree temperatures all day. Low chances or. Yeah, all. Well, all weekend, I should say. 90 degrees, low chances of rain and 100 chance of the goat. And now it's time for the Fresh out of Bed, Head to Head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. He gets the song twice. Yeah. Here's the goat again. Goat Greatest of all time. It's spelled. Goat. G O A T. Spell it out. Goat Killer whales. Goat Epic fails. Goat Salad Shoes. Goat. It Taste of Glue. Goat Frosted Flakes. Goat Red Pancakes. Goat Nudity. Goat said nudity. Goat Greatest of all time. Goat. Goat. Geoidy. Sell it out. Goat. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs, kids. It's a good message from Josh. Good morning, Josh. Good morning, Rod. Red Pancakes. It's in. It's in the lyrics. What is that about? I Don't know. Josh going for win number two. Welcome back to the game, bro. It's great to be back. You take it on. J.D. the fireman. J.D. brother Rod. Dude, good to have you back. When was the last time you hung out with us? Last year sometime. Been a while, dude. A lot of new people getting through. That's what I heard this morning. Anyways, JD Any resume highlights you'd like to share with us? I've been four out of five days. I've never made it to the home. Well, four to five days, doesn't it gets you nothing? Well, it means you won four prizes, though. That's nice. All right, well, you know how to play the game. I know that. Welcome back. J.D. you're taking on Josh the Goat. What could they win today?

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Oh, you're probably here for the Black Lady Label Society tickets because they're gonna be with Zach. Sabbath bayou Music Center, September 2nd.

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Yeah, he's doing both. He's doing Black Label, and he's opening up for himself. Oh, my God, he's so great live. Just one of those. He's one of those guitar players you can't take your eyes off, man. All right, the Good Lucks are going on. There you go. All right. Very sportsmanlike. Here we go. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. JD And Josh. Mo, you listening?

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So ready?

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We already checked out. You're going away this weekend. Okay. Whoa. Vegas. She's going to Vegas. Alex. All right, question number one. How many eggs are in a dozen? Dr. Katie? Twice the goat, Josh. Twelve. Twelve is the correct answer. Oh, J.D. you were fast, man. You were fast. But that goat, he's. Josh on the board. Okay, this is a tougher question. It's not for everybody. Let's see who it's for. Josh. J.D. name one of the iconic WWE. Josh. J.D. oh, boy. I can't. Who got through first? Josh. Josh. Go with Hulk Hogan. Yeah. You didn't get enough. You didn't. You didn't get enough question there. Okay. It didn't help that I paused, man. I'm not. I'm not gonna know this. Well, where are you, J.D. name one of the iconic WWE Bella Twins. I have no idea. I was gonna say Hulk Hogan, too. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta. You want to throw a chick's Name at me? 3, 2, China.

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That's a good yes.

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If you didn't know anything, it was very mom of you. Oh, that was nice.

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A for effort, baby.

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That was nice.

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Thanks.

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How would you have done on that, Josh? Bella Twins. I Would have. I would have missed. Yeah. Nikki and Brie. Yeah.

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I don't know how Hot girl's not your thing.

[A]

I think I've heard of Nikki. They've been on looking at. I'll take your word for it. Yeah. John Cena, right? One of them was married or almost married to John Cena. I don't know. Here comes Eli. Well, you know, here we go. Where are we at this with this game? Where aren't.

[B]

Josh has one.

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Josh has one. JD Needs this to stay in the game. Stick to real sports questions. What is the past tense of the word eat? J.D. josh. Eight with that one. It might have been close.

[B]

Definitely there.

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I had to think about that one. Good job, J.D. i'm gonna just because it's the weekend.

[B]

It.

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You were close.

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He's right there.

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You were close. Everything else. Thank you. All right, JD Have a good weekend. You too, bro. All right, man. Get back in and play sooner. Josh, you're gonna carry over the weekend. You're gonna be back with us on Monday. Does that sound good to you? I will see you early Monday morning. Nice game. The Rod ryan show on 945 the buzz 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Free beer Friday. We'll have another case of beer coming up for you at seven o'. Clock. Then we get into Risk it for the Biscuit. But hang on, hang on. Most got some of those Haley Williams tickets coming up in just a little bit. Bring me the champ, the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. This is Josh the Goat. I am your fresh out of bed, head to head two day champion. Yeah. I hope everybody has a great weekend because I'm coming back on Monday and I will make it win number three. He's like, what, Rod, no resume? You don't want the. We know we got it, guys. We've been in the hall 13 times, won it all twice, coming back on Monday. Now you know, now it's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Hell comes in here, starts busting my balls about my hockey team. Dude, dude, I was rooting for you. It's raw. It's raw from last night. I do have a. I have a hockey fun fact for you guys. Hockey night in Canada was. Was similar to. I mean it was as big, like, think about Monday Night Football before we had all those extra days, you know, Monday Night Football, remember? You remember how special that used to be Hockey Night in Canada was like that. Okay. The front runner to become the host of Hockey Night in Canada in 1971. He came right down to the wire. And the network bosses refused, saying, we're not hiring him. We don't hire guys with mustaches. Alex Trebek, pre Jeopardy. Almost was Hockey Night in Canada guy.

[B]

Interesting.

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Yeah.

[B]

Is he Canadian?

[A]

He was. Yeah.

[B]

Rest in peace.

[A]

He was. Rest in peace. Watch it. Don't say anything bad. Ken Jennings will come and kick your ass. He loves him. In the 19th or the 1830s. Geez, if they did this in 1930. 1830s ketchup was turned into pills and sold as a medicine to treat indigestion and diarrhea. That is fun.

[B]

Is that hilarious?

[A]

Why is he laughing so hard, dumb asses? Because people bought it. Yeah, yeah, people bought it.

[B]

Does it really work?

[A]

It doesn't matter. I don't know. You ever felt better after eating ketchup? Finally, in 1919, 77% of gynecologists were women. Now it's up to about 65%. Why are you making a face?

[B]

I'm just thinking. That's not a lot.

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65 of all gynos are chicks. That's the majority. 85. 85 of the residents training to be gynecologists are now women. Does that seem like we're getting. Getting to be in the right area of this?

[B]

I don't know what's right.

[A]

I don't know. Do you have a dude gynecologist?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, well then those numbers were wrong earlier. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right. You ever had a guy gyno? No. Why not?

[B]

I don't want one.

[A]

What's the matter?

[B]

I got a guy gyno. My husband.

[A]

Oh, just like that. She says the dirtiest thing on the show. What? What are you giving away?

[B]

Hayley Williams show tickets. They went on sale yesterday and now they could be yours. If you know this flashback.

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Let's do it. It's your fun fact flashback. I need a towel. Jimi Hendrix, well known musician, arguably the greatest guitar player of all time. He was in a band in the 1960s called Joey D and the Starlighters. Although he was not in the band with this guy at the same time. This well known actor was also in the band Joey D and the Starliner lighters in the 60s. Who's the actor? 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock. Out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash. All right, there he is. Hi, Captain Cash. Brother Odd. Good morning. How we doing on Wall street yesterday? I see. I see a lot of red arrows going down here. Seems bad. Red arrows? Well, yesterday they were green. The. Oh, they were. Everything was up. The dow was up 370 points. Kick off this morning at 59,063. Nasdaq up 232 points to 26,635. Benchmark 10 year treasuries trading at a 4.4.53%. And oil is at $103.37 a barrel. To the most active big studs, Cisco, Nvidia and Caterpillar. The big duds, Boeing 3M and Amazon. On the economic calendar this morning. We get numbers on industrial production for April. Right. Now let me step in. The red arrows. I see. Yeah, it's about what. What you're about to say. Futures are on the downside. Let's turn this baby around. That's it. I'm out here. This is Hallen, Mini director with Raymond James product for the Rod Ryan Show. From Raymond James on stage flipping Augusta Duncan toys. Rock out with your stock out.

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Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by YAH Finance, Houston's

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Rock and Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am the buzz during Memorial Day at Lowe's Shop Household must haves for less. Save $80 on a Char Broil Performance Series 4 burner grill to chef up something special. Plus get up to 45% off. Select major appliances to keep things fresh. Our best lineup is here at Lowe's. Lowe's. We help you Save. Valid through 527, while supplies last. Selection varies by location. See lowe's.com for details.

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[B]

Hi.

[A]

Good morning. Well, hello. Who we got on the phone here?

[B]

My name is Emily. Oh, my God. This is so exciting.

[A]

This is super exciting. This is super exciting. Emily. Yesterday I was doing my fun facts and I was talking about Jimi Hendrix. He was in a band in the 1960s. Joey D and the Starlighters. It was another guy that happened to be in that band. Not at the exact same time, but it was in the 60s. Who else was in that band? It was Joe Pesci. Oh, my God.

[B]

I mean, Emily knows you rule.

[A]

Emily, you win. Congratulations. What are you giving her? Thank you.

[B]

You're going to the Hayley Williams show. It's October 9th.

[A]

Oh, my God.

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Woodlands Pavilion tickets went on sale yesterday. Ticket match master.com. emily, you've got these, sister.

[A]

Oh, my gosh, you guys, it's actually my birthday.

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This is incredible.

[A]

Happy birthday. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.

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Yes. All weekend long. Emily, happy birthday.

[A]

Okay, party time. Thank you so much, you guys. Thank you, Emily. Have a great birthday. Thank you.

[B]

You guys have a great day.

[A]

Thank you so much. I am going to have a great day. All right. Emily's partying tomorrow. She's going to the Haley Williams show. The stickers went on sale yesterday. They are still [e-mail] risk it for the Biscuit. Anybody? You got. You got one more in you.

[B]

The only one is kind of sad.

[A]

You got one more, though. We got one more to go. Big money today. Thank you to the Texas Hammer. We're gonna play Risk it for the Biscuit. We're gonna get started with that at a restaurant around 720. I got Mo right now with Houston's headlines. Talk to me.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. Welcome to a hotter and more humid stretch of weather. The good news is the rain chances are going to stay low through most of the weekend before that wetter pattern returns early next week. Temperatures, though, continue to climb over the next several days. I'm talking highs reaching around 90 degrees today across most of the Houston area. And keep an eye out air quality. If that affects affects you. The hotter water weather settles in and that starts to affect us. We do see isolated shower possible Sunday with storms potentially on Monday. The tense HISD board meeting Last night is this morning's local headline.

[A]

Up in the morning and out to school.

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The district has proposed special ed restructuring that could force thousands of students with disabilities to change schools next year. This proposal would reassign some students currently enrolled in self contained special education classrooms and send them to different campuses beginning next year. HISD says the changes are trying to improve staffing levels, reduce class sizes. But families said say they're blindsided by the plan. And the meeting got really tense last night. It was kind of sad. Take me to the mall, Rod Ryan.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Brick and mortar mall making a comeback thanks to today's teenagers. But the malls aren't exactly thrilled about it. In fact, there are so many kids, sorry, so many kids at the malls that owners are banning them. And we're actually seeing this locally, but it's becoming a national issue. According to the Wall Street Journal, teenagers have been staging takeovers.

[A]

It's happening here.

[B]

Yeah. And you see it in our local news, but it's happening everywhere. They're doing this like. Like it's causing chaos.

[A]

You're ruining it.

[B]

Stuff for social media.

[A]

You're ruining it for yourselves.

[B]

Some malls have been banning shoppers under 18 without an adult chaperone, in some cases 21. And obviously it's not new that malls versus teenagers have been a thing. Right when we were young, but it was the best.

[A]

Getting dropped off.

[B]

It was the best.

[A]

And you can't do that anymore in some places.

[B]

Some places I know locally, it was like a time. Like after a certain time, you had to have a chaperone adult with you. So it's just extra tricky with the state of the brick and mortar mall and how they want the kids there, but they don't want them doing crazy stuff. So last year I was sitting at Man Eye Institute reading a poster, waiting for Dr. Burr when I learned about I might.

[A]

Oh, I know all about I might.

[B]

I don't want to know why.

[A]

Google imites today, guys.

[B]

Google I might do it. It's like lice. Once you see it, you can't stop thinking about it.

[A]

Every time I itch my eye, I'm thinking, okay, those are mites. Do you think you have it?

[B]

I literally was last year when I learned about this.

[A]

Why are you talking about eye mites?

[B]

John Cena's in the news because he was dealing with eye mites. Yeah, he just did an interview saying he was kind of brushing off the issue. He thought he was just getting older and he was having this eye irritation. He thought it was just normal. Right. Lots of Redness, itchiness, waking up, extra crusty, whatever. Finally got some prescription eye drops and that's what happened. He got. He had eye mites.

[A]

I have a little extra part of my routine that I don't think most people do in the morning. What do you do? I use those eye scrubs. Oh yeah, yeah, that. You're paranoid every morning.

[B]

Have you ever had them before? Eye mites?

[A]

I was told a long time ago that I had kind of like extra crud. Oh yeah, like the, the. What did you call it when you grow up? My mom would call it sleep.

[B]

Oh, sleep in your eyes?

[A]

Yes. Sleep in your eyes.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

All moms called it that when you slept. So I was told that I had a little extra. So I've been using those eye scrubs.

[B]

You feel good and clean.

[A]

Yeah, but we all have eye mites. We all have mites on our eyes. Every time you lose an eyelash, that's them burrowing in and digging one out.

[B]

John Cena is saying, don't ignore the symptoms. Just go to the dang doctor. Sorry. I'm sorry. It's trending.

[A]

Bugs on your face.

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Let's talk about corn porn fans, this one's for you. New interview with Rolling Stone. Brazil Monkey, the guitarist, he spoke about the progress of the writing and recording sessions. He said he's got like 40 new songs ready. The band long awaited follow up to their 2022 album is definitely in the works. And those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

You said that like such a mom. Monkey. Hey. Hey, monkey. Do you and your friend Monkey want a popsicle?

[B]

James. James.

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That's his real name. What's going on in sports here? The NFL schedule was released last night. The Texans are gonna open up the regular season by hosting the Buffalo Bills at Reliance Stadium on September 13th. Come on. They do have four prime time games as well as one London game. Week 11 they'll have Thursday Night Football against the Colts. Week 13, Sunday Night Football at the Steelers. They got a Christmas Eve game against the Eagles and then they'll have a Monday night game on Week 17 against the Packers. Fun talking about football. Yeah, just really fun. Just a little taste. Yeah, give us a little taste in baseball. Not great. Loss to the Mariners 8 to 3. Tonight they're gonna open up a weekend series with the Rangers at Dyken part Mark. First pitch is at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, Canadiens beat the Sabres 6 3. And the Golden Knights blew out the Ducks 6 one that is going on in sports. Okay, that's homeroom down, guys. You got room for another case of beer? We're gonna get to another case and then. I can't wait. Bittersweet last day. Risk it for the biscuit. That's all coming up. The Rod Ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am the buzz during Memorial Day at Lowe's shop household must haves for less save $80 on a char broil performance series four burner grill to chef up something special. Plus get up to 45 off select major appliances to keep things fresh. Our best lineup is here at Lowe's. Lowe's. We help you Save valid through 527 while supplies last selection varies by location. See Lowes.com for details.

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[B]

There we go. Clayton.

[A]

Clayton's got it wired, man. All right. My brother Clayton. So glad you're on the show today, man. Have a great weekend. Thanks y' all too. Happy Friday. Yeah, same back at you, dude. Great attitude to have beers in the pool. I was bragging to Mo. I said, well, before I talk about my pathetic weekend, my pathetic life and what I look forward to, you got fun stuff you have like really fun stuff that you're doing.

[B]

Yes. You don't want to talk about why you work while you're doing well.

[A]

It'll be such a letdown to go from.

[B]

Oh, got it.

[A]

To go from my weekend to your weekend. Doesn't seem like in the proper order. Unless you got something really awesome planned and you want to. Is your weekend better than hers? Mom's birthday tomorrow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. That's huge. That's huge.

[B]

It's the reason you're here.

[A]

Mama P. Middleton. Shout out. Mama P. What do you guys do? Just go get wasted? You want to party at their house? Yeah.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

Yeah. Okay. So that's really good. Mo's is better. Sorry. Yeah. Mo, what are you doing?

[B]

I'm going to Vegas. Vegas.

[A]

Yay. Yeah.

[B]

I'm not the best at Vegas, but it'll be awesome.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

I mean, I don't. I can't stay up very late.

[A]

You've been, like, three times this year.

[B]

I love Vegas. I like to eat.

[A]

What is the.

[B]

I like to sleep.

[A]

What is the occasion?

[B]

It's the Academy of Country Music Awards. The ACMs are this weekend.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm not going to the actual awards because they're on Sunday and I can't miss the show on Monday.

[A]

So what happens? You just go to, like, Laney Wilson's party?

[B]

I'm just gonna hang out.

[A]

Yeah. Luke Holmes. Are you hanging with him?

[B]

I'm just gonna hang out in Vegas.

[A]

Are you gonna see Ella Langley?

[B]

Do you want me to tell her

[A]

I'm an Ella fella?

[B]

Ella fella.

[A]

I'm gonna.

[B]

I'm gonna get you a T shirt.

[A]

Say, I'm an Ella fella.

[B]

I work with this guy. He's an Ella fella.

[A]

So you're not going to the show, but are there. Are there parties and things that you

[B]

do, like, broadcasts and like, stuff? So everyone's there? Everyone's there.

[A]

But where do you go? Like, you. Just, like, you hang out in the

[B]

lobby, see what happens.

[A]

Wait for Ella Langley to say, hey,

[B]

I'm gonna do that. Now that I need to get you a T shirt.

[A]

Hey, loser. Luke Combs walks up. Hey, loser. Get in the. Get in the van. We're going to a party. What do you do?

[B]

You just never know what's going to happen in Vegas, Rod.

[A]

You just go and just hang out in your Western wear? Yep.

[B]

I got my boots on. I'm ready. They'll know I'm one of them.

[A]

You and I would go to Vegas this weekend. We wouldn't go to any celebrity things. No, we wouldn't be. I'd be sitting, waiting for my invite.

[B]

I would invite you. You're invited? Always.

[A]

Will Stoney LaRue be there?

[B]

I should probably check his schedule.

[A]

Would you find out? His own man? Come on, okay. Stoney's not corporate.

[B]

He's probably very busy.

[A]

He's anti. Whatever. You're doing a show? Yeah, I have big plans. I've got. The. The people in my house are not going to be in my house. Okay. They got some plans that I got out of. I don't have to be involved in some of the things. So like the kid will be tied up. She'll be with Miguel.

[B]

You're going to.

[A]

I got about six hours that I get to power wash tomorrow morning.

[B]

That's the headline here.

[A]

Can I start at 8 in the morning?

[B]

I think you can. 8 o' clock seems reasonable.

[A]

I don't even have a gas powered one so it's not too long loud. It's not as loud. But I can start at 8 in the morning, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

8:00am I will be power washing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

9:00am I'll be power washing 10, 11, 12. I think I've gotten till about 1 1:30 that I could do nothing.

[B]

But you got it in ya. That's a lot.

[A]

I. I can do it. I won't be able to get out of bed on Sunday. My back, my back just from being hunched over. Yeah. Just I get into that pattern. Like I got the little tiles in the back and I get the grouting.

[B]

I'm so excited for you.

[A]

I am telling you my pants are tight.

[B]

You've been looking forward to this for a long time.

[A]

Just the words clean grout.

[B]

That's hilarious.

[A]

I won't be able to do everything that I want because I would. I would want to do the driveway and it's like. Oh God. What? You just hit one little piece of the. You hit one little piece of your sidewalk. I gotta do the whole side sidewalk.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know that I'll have time. I don't have time.

[B]

But this has been a long time coming.

[A]

Yeah. Any outdoor spaces? There is such a nowhere safe. Like most of you. Like everything is still covered in about an inch of yellow pollen.

[B]

Crap.

[A]

Yeah, Polleny stuff. You have that on your outside.

[B]

Oh yeah. This is exactly what my husband's doing this weekend as well.

[A]

So you're in Vegas and he's power washing?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Correct. Okay.

[B]

This is on brain. Wow.

[A]

And I will be in a slides situation.

[B]

Oh, my mom broke her foot doing that. I don't think she power washed her foot. Yeah, broke it. The whole bone in her top of her butt.

[A]

You got a good power washer?

[B]

Nice.

[A]

You got a good pressure washer? I don't know that mine's that good stuff.

[B]

Is thick out there. Be safe. Are you gonna wear a shirt?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What about a beard?

[A]

Depending on what happens Saturday night.

[B]

Saturday night?

[A]

Saturday night the Sabers play. They could get knocked out. And then I might shave late Saturday night.

[B]

But if you're power washing outside and then you shave your beard, you're gonna be white underneath your beard and tan on your face.

[A]

It'll be worth it to get rid of the beard.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I really. I'm not. Not a beard guy. I feel like you're rooting for a loss at this point. No, I'm not. I wanted this thing, and it's just gonna be. You just can't wait for me. He really hates it. The way that they look, the way that the Sabres played last night and then going. They can't do, like. It's a very difficult place to play in Montreal. There is not one Sabres jersey in the whole thing. There was. Maybe, maybe don't let them in the building. They must stop playing their national anthem all the time. Dude. They do that in. In Detroit. So I'm excited about playing it. Power washing, pressure washing. Call it what it is. I'm doing it. Hang in there. You could win $1,000. Oh, my God. It's the last day. Risk it for the Biscuit, guys. Your chance to win up to $1,000. Only one more of you. One more player for Risk it for the Biscuit. Okay, we'll talk all about it after the. After the break. Right here. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show. The buzz. 94. 5. The buzz. Welcome back. Rod Ryan show. 7:20. Oh, Chili's not messing around. All the phones are on hold. Why does he do that? So you're not getting any false hopes of getting on to play early for Risk it for the Biscuit. But, yeah, we're gonna get one of you on. One more gets to play. You're shot at up to $1,000. What are you gonna do? You lock in some money today. Everyone's getting a busy signal right now. That is what everybody. What's happening to everybody that's calling in? Hey, Alex, what's trending? Well, Drake continues to trend. He released his album Iceman and two surprise albums this morning. So people are talking about that. Who's your favorite guy in the world? Who's your Avic Brothers? You know what I mean? Just throw it out there. Blink 182 too. Would you even want three Blink 182 albums thrown at you at the same time? Be kind of cool. Be too much.

[B]

It's a lot.

[A]

It's too much. Like even on your best favorite, most favorite artist in the world. Like Foo Fighters.

[B]

What if it was all good though?

[A]

Foo Fighters Give me enough. If it's on nails.

[B]

If it was just like some garbagey things, you wouldn't want those.

[A]

But what's happening now? I feel like. Has anybody put out three awesome albums back to back to back? Even with time in between. Do you like every single song?

[B]

Song?

[A]

It's. That's hard to do. That's hard to do with years in between, let alone. Here's three albums. I don't love it off your pants and jacket. I'm sorry. I don't love anybody that much. I told this Ralphie, may God rest his soul, was one of my favorite stand up comedians. Ralphie, you gotta enough with these two and a half hour shows, dude. Nobody's funny for that long. I couldn't. I can't. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I didn't want to not. It was too much. Noah Khan just released like he put out his album and then the next week he gave you like four more songs. That's fine. To a deluxe edition. I like when they do that. That's fine. Take care of the super fans. I just, I just don't think there's anybody on the planet that's got three more album. Okay. But like I feel like the second album, that's. That's a little much. They can't be great. I'm sorry. It's Drake. They can't be great. That's it. I said what I said.

[B]

It's okay. We'll figure it out.

[A]

This weird of you to talk bad about a Canadian. What else? NFL schedule release is trending. People are looking at the schedules. They're. I think the Giants are probably gonna go 170 this year. I've already convinced myself they're all winnable games. Write this down. The best part of the schedule release. You look at it like, that's a win. That's a loss. That's a win. That's a win. That's a win. That's a win. May 15, 2026. The kids said they're going 17 0. What if they do? Then just use this. It's written down. Send it to the hall of Fame. It's written down. Glazing. Ronda Rousey is trending. She is gonna fight Gina Carano tomorrow night in her first return to the octagon since 2016. I don't think Gina Carano's fought since, like, 20 2009. One more observation. It's past their prime. No. Not gonna be good. I'm rooting for her. She looks like she lost a ton of weight. Rousey, go look at. Go look at the. At the announcement of the fight. She was kind of juicy. Yeah. In her little clubware camp. And she had to, dude, get in shape. She shredded. I bet you she lost 25 pounds. Probably. But what does that. What does that do to her strength? I don't know. She lost. I'm guaranteeing it. She lost £25. Who are you rooting for in this one? Kind of Gina Carano. I root for both. I root for all women. Personally. I just don't think she's got a chance. I don't think she's got a chance. Pants sold. Yeah, I don't know. Rousey's not really. Like, neither one of them have been in it, so I imagine that the person that's fought most recently is probably going to do better. And we're talking about a fight here. You can talk about ages, you can talk about weights. You can talk about what their body looks like. It's a fight, so you can talk about this. We're not just talking about random, just athletes. You're talking about people that are getting ready in fight shape. So you can talk in all those terms. Terms. It almost looks like Gina lost too much weight. It is cool, though, that they're doing MMA and not boxing. Usually if you're older and past your prime, like, boxing is the way to go. But they're still like, no full grapple. Go to the. Go to ground and pound. All of that's in play. I don't think I'm gonna watch it, but I will look at highlights of it. It's on Netflix tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow night. So, yeah, that's what's training at night for. By the Buzz, you have what it takes to risk it for the Biscuit with Rod Ryan on 94. Five the buzz. All right. You guys know that the names are on the wall. They're etched forever. Crystal won 400 last Monday. Eric won five. He locked in. Kyle locked in at seven. Julie, the front runner for our shot name for Ditch Day, the Exploding Julie. The Exploding Julie. Alex is going to be drinking those all day. I didn't know. I did nothing. I did nothing ever. Mario won 600 on FR last Friday, one week ago. Then we came back for another big week of Risk it for the Biscuit. Rachel locked in at 4. She's the one that told us she's like, rod, I'm not going past five.

[B]

She was so sweet.

[A]

And she didn't even make it to that. She got her $400. She was happy. Katie did lock in at five. Hillary won six. Erica yesterday won four. It's been all chicks this week.

[B]

Noted.

[A]

Love the money. The girls love the money. Who doesn't, right? Just seems like you guys like it a little more than us. That's how it happens last day. I promise you we are not. There's nothing could happen today where I say, let's play on money. Almost nothing could happen today.

[B]

That's good.

[A]

Almost nothing could happen today where I say we're gonna play on Monday. This is it. You heard the email. It came in. It said, finish out the week. Send me the bill. So that's what we're gonna do. 713-212-5-94,5. Last player. Risk it for the Biscuit. Good luck. The Rod ryan show on 94.5 the buzz. During memorial Day at Lowe's shop household must haves for less. Save $80 on a Char Broil Performance Series 4 Burner Grill to Chef up something special. Plus get up to 45% off. Select major appliances to keep things fresh. Our best lineup is here at Lowe's. Lowe's. We help you Save valid through 527 while supplies last selection varies by location. See Lowes.com for details.

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94. 5 the buzz. Thank you for jumping around with us a little bit. Jeez, weekend must be just around the corner. It's Friday. It's free beer Friday. Another case of beer coming your way. Straight up at 8 o'. Clock. Yes. We'll hook you up at 9 o' clock for the beer. Seven dust tickets next hour. Moe's gonna give you what got God smack tickets. The last thing on the show. Power washing, wash the car. 10% chance of rain. Nothing over that today. Tomorrow, maybe a 30 chance on Sunday. But looks like we're Gonna hit around 90 degrees every day. All right, enough. Who cares? Who cares? Oh, boy. There we go. Here we go. Are you ready to risk it for the Biscuit? So Chili went through all the calls. This person doesn't know that they're playing until we say hi. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Who's this? This is Fernando. Fernando, you're caller number 10. You're playing Risk it for the Biscuit today. Come on, come on. Okay, dude, where are you from? Fernando Go from Missouri City. Got a chance to win up to $1,000 today on the show. Have you heard Risk it for the Biscuit on the radio? I listen to you guys every day, so absolutely a thank you. Fernanda, you hear people punking out at 400, okay?

[B]

It's so stressful.

[A]

Come on, man.

[B]

But what? Listening is different than actually using you being the one that's doing it.

[A]

Thank you, Mo. Thank you. Yeah, I'm shaking right now. Needed to be said. Needed to be said.

[B]

He's shaking right now.

[A]

If I was on the show, I would have. I would have for more money.

[B]

Maybe you should have tried calling harder, like Fernando did.

[A]

Fernando, it's your world. We're living in it right now. You're going to hear money just whizzing past you, okay? When you. When you hear a dollar amount count, it's yours. It's yours. It's in your pocket. Boom, you're partying. Okay? If you hear an explosion, everything you heard before, that goes away and you get nothing. If you hear an explosion, I'll say, I gotta. I gotta put it in those terms. You're the last player, dude. This is it. I'm. We're not playing on Monday. We're almost definitely not playing. Unless we do play. Unless we play on Monday, we're not playing. I'm ready. I'm ready to play the Bills week one, too, baby. Wow. Don't be trash talking. This thing's gonna blow up after 100. All right? Oh, come on, Ross. I really don't know.

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He doesn't.

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I don't know how if we spent spend enough time on that. We're playing along with you guys, so we don't know what's going on here. We just know that there's money. And I'm waiting for you to tell me to lock in. You're the only thing I want to hear out of you is the word stop if you say anything at all. Okay? All right. Okay, bro. Alex, you want to jump back in the game? Nope. I'm washing my hands with this. Dude, you just. I did nothing. You killed Julie. I did not. You killed Julie. I did not. I lit a fuse that Julie refused to blow out.

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I got my boots on, Rod.

[A]

Okay. Moe's gonna light the fuse. Are you ready? I'm ready, bro. I wish you the best of luck. I want you to win some. Thank you. I want you to win some big money here. Here we go. Mo, light this fuse. We're on. $100. That took a long time.

[B]

Now what?

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That took a long time. $200, 300. $400. What's he laughing for $400. Wow. $500. Your money. 500.

[B]

He lost his mind.

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Stop. Stop. I couldn't do it.

[B]

I know. This is how we felt for two weeks, dude.

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Okay. Congratulations.

[B]

Yes. $500 is amazing.

[A]

500 bucks.

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Be mad at yourself.

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I wouldn't be mad at that.

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Heck no.

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5. Honey, I'm happy. I didn't even ask you in the beginning.

[B]

What was your plan?

[A]

Was it. Was that your number all along? Or were you just playing for the moment? Ever. Ever since. Ever since that one girl exploded. Is 500. Yeah. Ever since the Alex incident. I can't. Wasn't me.

[B]

500 is awesome. Don't even be mad.

[A]

You. No wrong answer here. You do not have to hear the rest of this. If you want to take your money and say, rod, put this thing away. We don't want to hear what was left. It's up to you. It's your game. Do you want to hear what I know? Everybody. I know everybody else wants to hear it. So let's do it. You don't have to. You do not have to. We can hear it. Here we go. Okay. You stopped at five. Let's go. $600. $700. That's a lot of money. Lucky seven. Explosion. Explosion here. $800. Rod. Explosion here. I don't want to hear anymore. $900. Wow. We're all in it now.

[B]

It's fine. We got 500 bucks.

[A]

Nuts. Yeah. I'm very happy. Thank you, guys. I love you guys.

[B]

Oh, you're so sweet.

[A]

500. Amazing. You be happy with that, Fernando. I am very happy with it. Congratulations. I'm happy. Thank you. Put them on the. Put him on the sheet. 500. Thank you to the Texas Hammers. This game is so much fun. It's so unbelievably stressful for us, too. You heard me. I'm like, okay. This has got to be the explosion. This is okay now. No. We don't know. Great job, everybody. So much fun to play along with you guys. Texas Hammers, you're the best. Hang on, Fernando. We get chili to cut you a check. Here's return to dust and board. 94.5 to buzz. Yeah. 94. 5 the buzz return turn to dust and bored. Still loving that good morning Rod Ryan show on this free beer Friday. Thank you again, Man. The Texas Hammers. They're the best. I still can't believe they take my calls. But. Yeah. And I already approached them. We're already starting to think about the Rod Ryan show Cares store, new T shirts, the new Summer gear and then doing some fun things to try to raise some money for the backpacks. And, and I'm, I'm getting a favorable response right now from a lot of our friends. And it looks like the Texas Hammers are thinking about jumping back in and helping us out with the backpacks again this year. So. They're awesome. They really are. They're really, really awesome, awesome people. So there is some news coming very soon about the Rod Ryan Show Cares online store. So that's good news. We are going to be back this summer trying to raise some money for backpacks, but that's down the road. Alex, you are a billboard. You are billboard. No, but what. What do you call it when somebody in sports says something and then they put it on the wall? You become like a poster board person. Like bulletin board material. Bulletin board material. You're bulletin board material. Okay. Congratulations, Justin. He's our local commanders fan. He's got. He's got the date. He's got you on the wall at work. Alex P. Middleton said the New York giants will go 17. 0 on this date. He's got you down. All right. And I'm wondering if you heard correctly, but that. I wrote that down too. So we both wrote down the same. The same prediction on the same day. Great, dude. That's our sports guy, Johnny Harvest, bro. Giants Mac. All right. He's got you on the wall at work. Houston's rocking alternative the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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6 to 10am 94. 5 the Bud

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All right, here we come. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Free beer Friday. Another case of beer for you coming up. Thank you to our friends at Specs for hooking us up with the beers. We got one at eight, one at nine, and then we got open phones. Friday we'll sprinkle in, we'll squeeze in alternative income and then we'll leave you with God smack tickets before we get out of here today so I can

[B]

go power wash. You're so jacked up.

[A]

I can't think of anything else else. I'm sorry. Like, no, my Head's in the game. My head's completely in the game. I'm here. I'm present with you guys. I'm excited to be here today.

[B]

But there's also power washing.

[A]

But there is me.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Rolling out of bed. Stumble out of bed to the kitchen, grab my power washer. Yeah. I'm just gonna power wash. All right, Mo, you got Houston's headlines right now. What you got?

[B]

Yes, sir. And you're gonna have the best weather for power washing this weekend. A hotter, more humid stretch of weather. But the good news is the rain chances will stay low through most of the weekend before a wetter pattern returns early next week.

[A]

Gotta get out there early.

[B]

Yeah. Keep an eye on the air quality. All right, Rod, I know you're gonna be breathing in a lot of that fresh air, but it's also not the best for you, okay? So be careful.

[A]

I'm ridding myself of all that pollen.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's it. We do need to give a shout out to Ganado Elementary School. They've all got the stomach bug, and the district had to close all the campuses today to contain it.

[A]

This happened once when I was in grade school.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Anybody that day? This is. I must have been in third grade, second grade. Anybody that got the hamburger that day.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Went home sick.

[B]

You're joking.

[A]

So everyone's going home. Everyone's going home. Like, what? And I was like, man, you know, all you think about is, like, kids are getting out of school, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Brown bag sack, lunch guy over here. I had to stay the whole day.

[B]

Stop. Your teacher's just looking.

[A]

Everybody that had the burger went home that day. Kids were dropping, like, live. It was awesome. It was like one of those movies where the kids are barfing all over the place. Yeah.

[B]

This is kind of what's going on. It's a stomach thing. It's going around. We all know that. But it's about a quarter of this school's total enrollment that's out, so they had to close down and deep clean this weekend. Whataburger just announced plans to debut two new restaurant prototypes in Texas as part of their broader expansion efforts starting later this year. What's popular everywhere right now? Well, it's nostalgia. And waterburger is turning to that.

[A]

I thought they're gonna make them look like an Apple Store store.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They've been in. In business for 75 years. Right. They're reviving past architectural elements. You know, when a Whataburger closes. And something else Tries to go in that building.

[A]

You're like, that was a whataburger, that TP looking thing. Yes.

[B]

So they're bringing back a lot of that old stuff, and it's fun to see.

[A]

Is that a chalet? What do you call that? What do you call that? Architect.

[B]

Goodbye. It's like a chalet. Britney Spears scaring folks at a restaurant this week. She was barking like a dog, carrying a knife.

[A]

She's fine, guys.

[B]

Her rep would like to explain. Okay, she said, this is completely blown out of proportion, Britney.

[A]

Out of proportion.

[B]

Britney was simply telling a story about her dog and how her dog barks at the neighbors. That's why she was barking at the table, causing concern.

[A]

She was explaining like a story.

[B]

Let me telling the story.

[A]

Let me show you what my dog does.

[B]

Tell us what your dog does.

[A]

How does this, the spokesperson, explain the knife?

[B]

At no point did she point a knife putting anyone in danger.

[A]

She's packing a knife, though, with her.

[B]

She was cutting her hamburger in half

[A]

with a knife provided by the restaurant. Or this is from her boot.

[B]

Okay, the diner has. Another diner came forward saying she was being a nuisance. Like, it's not just one person that came.

[A]

That's typically her. Thank you for that.

[B]

Let's talk Billy Idol. He's going to receive a lifetime achievement award at the American Music Awards honoring obviously his legacy. But the big headline is he is set to perform. He's going to do some sort of medley of his biggest hits. And it's the first time on the AMAs since he presented back in 2004. First time ever performing on the AMA,

[A]

but he made it into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. This guy's getting his roses now, right? Let's go get them.

[B]

AMAS are set for May 25th. And those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Alex, is there. Is there a winner overall out of all of the schedule release videos that the team's made? Is it. Is it like. Is the Internet talking like, oh, my God, this team did it? The best. They're good. They're all good. The Texans bias. Jameis Winston did the Giants. He drew James Van Gogh drew all of the opponents. Okay? The. Some people use the Simpsons, some use claymation. It's hyper local, and only us Houstonians would get it. But Brian Cushing did the release of the schedule, okay? And Chili said, you gotta watch it. He was right.

[B]

It's funny.

[A]

Well, he bashes his head with a helmet and he's bleeding the whole time. You know, he's got that famous picture of him bleeding. He's like, I'm a psycho. Yeah, I know. And you know what? The thing that they're all doing, they're all acting really well. And Cushing does a really good job in the. In the Texans. So I love them all. It doesn't matter if you like the team. Hate the team. They're all. The scheduled release videos are amazing. Well, the Texans are going to open up the regular season by hook hosting your Bills at reliance Stadium on September 13th. They've got four primetime games and one London game. They're gonna take on the Colts on Thursday night football week 11, week 13, they got Sunday Night football against the Steelers. They're gonna play a Christmas Eve game against the Eagles and then Monday Night Football against the packers in week 17. The Astros lost the Mariners yesterday 8 to 3. Tonight, they're gonna open up a weekend series with the Rangers at Dyken Park. First pitches at, you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens beat the Sabres 6 3. And the Golden Knights finished off the Ducks. They Lew them out six to one to win that series four games to two. That is what's going on in sports. The schedule, release videos has been a good distraction for me. Yeah. Yeah. To take my mind off of hockey. Right now, Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

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6 to 10am 94.

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5 the buzz. Pick up the phone and I'm about to call in there from 6 to 10. Free bear Friday. You got the free bear Friday. You got the free bear Friday. You got the free bear Friday. Free bear Friday and right. You got a free bear Friday and right. You got a free bear Friday. You got a free bear Friday. Good morning. Rud Ryan show. Hello, who's this? Hello. Hi.

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Hi.

[A]

Hi. Who's this? What's your name?

[B]

My name is Olivia.

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Olivia, can I interest you in a case of beer? Yes. Let's do it. Yeah, girl. Let's go. Olivia. We're gonna get you the 8 o' clock beer. You got it. Thank you. Thank you. I love you guys. Love you. Mean it when I say it. Where you from, Olivia? Houston. All right. All right. You got the third case of beer. Thank you to our friends over at Specs. Olivia, all I ask is you have an awesome weekend and enjoy a couple of ice cold ones on us today, okay? Thank you. Thank you. Olivia. I really, really appreciate you being on the show today. It's 8, just about 8, 10. I knew I was going to run out of time. On this. But the hotline was ringing. Ringing. There is a hotline here.

[B]

What's that mean, Rod?

[A]

It's a phone number that when back before we all had cell phones in our pockets, it was a way that you get a hold of somebody in the studio when you saw that sucker ringing. That means you just screwed up on the air.

[B]

It was probably basically just hit the

[A]

deck back in the day. Like, I was hotlined. I've been hotlined in my career. And it's your program direct director, it's your boss, and you're doing something wrong or they're really mad at something or why are you saying these things? Why are you playing this song right now? That's not what I scheduled. You know what I mean? Yeah.

[B]

Something.

[A]

The hotline's ringing, and I pick it up. It's like, hello. Because I'm thinking that Chili maybe did give it out to somebody.

[B]

You're like, replaying everything.

[A]

He would never. Okay. People always talk about, oh, I got the secret number there. Everyone has the same number except for the hotline. And that's where wizard called. And I'm like, hello. What did I say? What did I do? Yeah, what don't you like on the show now? What don't. What did we do that failed to meet your expectations? He said, no, I actually have good news. I'm like, okay, good news. He said, well, first the bad news. Blue October has sold out their Blue Christmas show with 94.5The Buzz on Saturday, December 19th. You can no longer get tickets for that Saturday show. I'm like, I thought you said you had good news. He goes, well, adding on, piling on, there's only a handful of tickets remaining for the Friday show on the 18th. This is December 18th, 713 Music hall with our friends Blue October.

[B]

Dang. Just like, single tickets.

[A]

I'm like, anytime you want to hit me with the good news, bring it. He said, they are adding Sunday. Those of you that have been waiting around to get your Blue October tickets to celebrate Christmas with us and Blue October, they are adding Sunday, December 20, 713 Music Hall. And this is where the hotline came in. Tickets go on sale today at 10:00am oh, crap. If you want to spend your Sunday night with Blue October, that's huge for the guys.

[B]

You've been warning us that these were going to sell out.

[A]

I said, they have a bad habit of selling out the 713Music Hall. It's already huge that they're doing two nights. When are we just. When are we moving these guys to The Toyota Center.

[B]

I don't know. I love 7:3.

[A]

These are. These are Toyota center numbers.

[B]

Yeah.

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Why don't you do three shows? It's bigger than Toyota Center. They're adding. And I love the 713. It's just. It's a great. It's an awesome venue. But you heard it here first. You want to put something on your billboard? Yeah, let's just get them in the Toyota center for a Christmas show. Okay. You know, they're adding Sunday, December 20th, and I told that I can give away the very first pair of tickets.

[B]

Are you sure you heard that right?

[A]

Yeah. But I'm going to make you wait till after the break. So call now again. We'll review what we just talked about. We'll come. Here's what I'm going to break. Can I get a rec check?

[B]

You got it.

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Can I get what's trending? Probably. I'll review, God willing, all the Blue October stuff. Let's play some Blue October this week. All right. So let's play some Blue October. Let's give away some tickets. That's all coming up after to the break, the buzz rock and alternative for Houston.

[B]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[A]

5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Squeezing in concert announcements now. I mean, listen, we were busy enough on this free beer Friday with everything else that we had going on, but now we're kind of. That's what the beauty of radio. Boom. You got to be able to chuck and jive a little bit. We're going to talk a little Blue October coming up. There's a brand new show that we just announced. But first I wanted to shoot it over to Alex and tell us what's trending. Drake continues to trend. He released three albums today. He had the Iceman album that he'd been promoting for a couple of weeks, and then he surprised people with two extra albums. Two extra albums he also put out. Yeah. Nobody has changed my mind. People are excited about it. It. No, no, no. I'm not saying you're not excited. I'm just saying my favorite band, the Foo Fighters. I don't want three Foo Fighter albums at the same time. That sounds exhausting. They did a tiny Death concert this week. Did you see that? It's really good. It's really good. It's really good. To be honest with you. Like, I haven't even heard every track on this new Foo Fighter album yet.

[B]

Oh, dang.

[A]

Okay. I've heard most of it and I like it. I love the song. That we're playing now. I've learned to love it. My favorite toy, but yeah. My favorite art artist. I don't know that I want three albums at the same time. Who's your favorite country guy or gal?

[B]

It'd be Backstreet Boys.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

If they gave me three albums.

[A]

No, they couldn't. They couldn't because you can't keep doing the same thing over and over again, Dan.

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It's working for them at the Sphere.

[A]

When's the last time they put out a good song?

[B]

Okay, it's been a minute.

[A]

Okay, what else you got? David Letterman is trending.

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Hi.

[A]

He and Stephen Colbert threw parts of his set off of the roof as they wrap up the Colbert show. Yeah. Hashtag rage quitting. Yeah. Our friend Pat Marrero was telling me about the show. He said, yeah, Dave kind of just. It was like classic old David Letterman kind of stunt things that were happening last night. I want to see it.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[A]

Yeah, we're talking about it. It's, it's the next week is the last week of Colbert. Okay. So, yeah, we knew Letterman was going to do something big last night. And then Fanny Friday is trending. Emma Claire was sent to us by our buddy Jesse, and people are checking her out over at the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail] that's what's trending on 94. 5 the buzz. Okay. So that was the reason that the radio wizard called us in the middle of the show. He's like, oh, I got some late breaking news.

[B]

Scared the crap out of us.

[A]

Yeah, I see the hotline and I see, like, it says wizard. I'm like, why are you calling us?

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What I do, what I say.

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He had a couple of announcements. So we're doing these Christmas shows with our friends. Blue October, Blue Christmas. Anything for those guys. You know, they've been so generous. They've been so awesome with us. The Saturday, December 19th show. Saturday night sold out. Friday is down to like single seats type of deal. Like a handful of tickets. Friday the 18th. This is all going down at 713 Music Hall. Well, what do you do? You just, you do a victory lap. You just sold out 713 Music called Two Nights in December, right? Yeah, no, they're not ready for a victory lap yet. They're adding Sunday, December 20th. First time ever. Three nights in a row. First time for those guys. That's huge. So tickets will go on sale today at 10am Ticketmaster.com for Sunday, December 20th. What we have in our hands are the Very first pair of tickets for that show, the newly added Sunday Night Show, 713-212-5945. And you'll get the first pair of tickets. Let's do some Blue October right now. This is called Moving on. So long. 94. 5 the buzz. How could you be in a bad mood now? It's impossible. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Those are our close personal friends. I like to brag about that a little bit. That's Blue October. And moving On. So long. Playing some Blue October this morning, celebrating the fact that they have added a third big blue Christmas show with 94. 5 the buzz. So now a third night and they need it because basically you cannot. You cannot get in a few of you can still. Maybe if you really needed to go on Friday night, it might be single seats, though it's tight Friday. There's a handful of tickets remaining for Friday, so good luck on that. But they have just added Sunday, December 20th. And those tickets will go on sale to the general public today at [e-mail] but we would like to give away the very first first pair of tickets to that Sunday, December 20th show. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Who's this?

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Good morning to you, Lauren. You're the 10th caller right now. There is. There is you and your guests. That's it. Like, want to just not put tickets outside. We'll just have you standing in the 713. I've been a fan since they came out, so it's cool. I. I bring all the stuff. Oh, my gosh. Who are you going to bring to the show with you December 20th? Oh, my wife. That's perfect.

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You guys are going to have the best freaking time.

[A]

So it sounds like you've seen Blue October before. Yeah, I think when they came to McGraw in the early 2000s. Galveston. Oh, so it's been a while since you've seen them? Oh, well, I think I've seen them twice since then, but I've been seeing them since. But you go back. You go back back to those Galveston shows. That's awesome. Heck, yeah. Okay, Lauren, you're in. Everyone else has to scramble for tickets. And this is a quick turnaround, man. Like, we just announced it, what, 20 minutes ago?

[B]

Sure did.

[A]

And tickets are now going on sale in an hour and a half. That's the beauty of it, though, you know, Like, TV doesn't move this quick. That's why radio, it's like, boom. Okay, we got to do this right now. Go. Great.

[B]

Let's Go.

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Let's go. Lauren, you're in, man. Have a great time. So excited. Thank you, Ro. Thank you, Mo. Thank you. Thank you so much. All right, hang on. Hook her up. Well, now what do we do?

[B]

Breathe, chill. I need an alcoholic beverage.

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Mo saw me working on this. Going to Vegas. You're going to have crap.

[B]

I'm going to drink some water.

[A]

Alex, I'm going play something. All right. Right. Okay. Tell me what this is.

[B]

I just drink some water. Give me a second.

[A]

Okay, go. New game. Mystery sound. Mystery sound. Mystery sound. Weed eater. An edger.

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It's a very educated guess.

[A]

You thought that was a weed eater? Like some sort of power. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Like getting ready. Getting ready for the weekend. Getting maybe like a get the yard looking good bike, but I don't think it was loud enough. Memorial Day weekend coming up. Let's maybe. Okay, let's go into thinking a weed eater.

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The end. Is someone laughing, right?

[A]

A little bit. I think so. It could have been me. I was trying to hold it back. What is it? Fun. Fun facts with the Rod Ryan show? No, I told you in fun facts a couple weeks ago that. That horses cannot throw up.

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Correct. Out their mouth.

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Horses. Horses cannot belch either. They can't.

[B]

They don't have that.

[A]

They don't reflex. However their. Their heads are built, they can't burp.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But horses do get full of gas. And sometimes the horse person has to help them out a little bit. Think about you get done with Thanksgiving dinner, and if you're like me, you're like a beached whale. You're laying in the living room, you're like.

[B]

We're all like you, right?

[A]

You're laying on your side. And then I go, london, come over here and push on daddy's side here a little bit. What? This is a horse farting?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And this is. They're getting assistance from the horse. They're pushing, pushing. Bam. That's a horse fart.

[B]

I just don't know.

[A]

London, push on Daddy's belly a little bit. I'm so uncomfortable. Somebody get in here.

[B]

You're listening to the Rod ryan show on 94.

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Five the buzz. Okay. 94. Five the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. That's pod. Youth of the nation. I'll share this with you. That song is four minutes and one second long. Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

For four minutes and one second, I was staring at the phones waiting for the hotline to ring. Did you just play a horse farting on the radio?

[B]

Oh, wow. There was no call.

[A]

I really thought it's Like, I. I really thought for sure he's gonna call. Like, okay. Two hotlines in one day. That's the kind of thing you do when you are in the Texas radio Hall of Fame, because you don't know that they can they take that away from you. I mean, once you're in, you're in.

[B]

Okay, I'll look into that.

[A]

Here's a horse fart.

[B]

Is there a video that goes along with it?

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Headlining Three things you must do today.

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Do you want to see questions pushing

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on the belly a little bit and stuff like that?

[B]

Yeah, I want to, like logistics. I just. I'm confused.

[A]

I gotta be honest with you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You see that horse at the end of that? He looks so happy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's like, thank you.

[B]

Yeah. A horse person would never thank you do something to a horse that a horse didn't want.

[A]

Thank you for the assist. I mean, it's like somebody getting off a massage table when they're done, you know, like, you look like you're just. Thank you for that. I feel like a new man. All right, Mystery sound. We really need to play that game. I just don't know where to get all these sounds from. Just want to jingle it.

[B]

Surely that horse is just laying there taking it.

[A]

Mystery song. Mystery sound. I mean, that's a pretty solid start, don't you think? Placeholder. And then, you know, and then we do something like this. Like, okay, everybody, listen to your radio. What was that mystery sound? Mystery sound. But the answer would always secretly just be horse farts. That was either a horse fart or a stapler. I'm not sure. I'm. I'm toying with. I'm gonna go with horse fart on that. No, that was actually a stapler. Wow. Damn. So close. Should have gone with your first guess, but. Yeah, yeah, the fallback is always a horse farm because it, you know, the Rod Ryan. Naturally, they would go there. Who else would go there? Ruler would never. Not end of the million years. Not a million years. Okay, enough. We have another case of beer coming your way. At the top of the hour, we have alternative income and. Oh, yeah, and then we're gonna do open phones. I can't wait. Houston's rock. Houston's alternative all day. And the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

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94.

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5 the buzz or 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Free beer Friday. Huh? Kidding me. One case of beer left. That's it. Guys are cleaning. Cleaning us out today. We'll get to that case of beer, and then we'll go to the Phones. We'll do open phones, get you guys on. What do you want to talk about? I'm sure you guys have better things to talk about than what I'm brought in today. You mean the horse farts or do. How could you be better than that? Good luck.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

Good luck trying to beat the things that I brought in today. But I'll give you that opportunity. You'll have a whole hour, a whole hour to do that. And then Mo's going to leave you with some Godsmack STP Dorothy tickets May 30 at the Woodlands. Okay, we ready to do this, Mo? One final time. Houston's headlines, please.

[B]

Thank you, sir. Welcome to a hotter, more humid stretch of weather. The good news is the rain chances are going to stay low through most of the weekend before wetter pattern returns early next week. Temperatures continue climbing over the next several days. Highs reaching around 90 degrees today. Rod, for your power washing excursion.

[A]

I can't wait.

[B]

Do keep an eye on the air quality though. You know, it's not good for our elderly to be outside that long. The tense HISD board meeting last night.

[A]

Up in the morning and out to school.

[B]

It's this morning's local headline.

[A]

So what's going on?

[B]

The district has proposed special ed restructuring. It's going to force thousands of students with disabilities to change schools next year.

[A]

That's tough on the parents.

[B]

Exactly. It's reassigning students that are currently enrolled in special classes to go to different camps campuses. We know how important things like staffing and routine are for those kids. Right.

[A]

How many people bought a house based on where their kid was going to school?

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

Right. I mean you. Good point. A house.

[B]

And a lot of families are saying they were blindsided by this plan. They didn't even know it was going to happen. And so it got pretty tense last night and that's why you're going to see that trending.

[A]

I know these decisions are tough, but yeah, when it like you just got to think about the people that it really affects.

[B]

Go to the mall, Rod.

[A]

Let's go to the mall.

[B]

Brick and mortar malls kind of making a comeback, but it's thanks to teenagers. And malls aren't exactly thrilled about that. So many kids are going to the malls that owners are now banning teenagers in some instances. We've seen this locally, but it has now become a national issue. According to the Wall Street Journal, teenagers are staging these takeovers and other chaos things, things that they're filming for social media.

[A]

You're ruining it for yourselves.

[B]

Some stores inside the malls have been banning shoppers under 18 without adult chaperones. And that's what I saw here locally. They were saying after, like, a certain time, you had to have an adult chaperone with you if you're under the age of 18. It's not new. Obviously. There's always been, like, a love hate with malls and teens. Like, we. That's what we did growing up. Right, Y'.

[A]

All. Just because they don't spend any money. Like, I'd be there all day and

[B]

maybe get a pretzel.

[A]

Yeah, I bought one Orange Julius. Yeah. Like, the whole day. That's all I ate. Yeah.

[B]

So that's a problem. We do need the malls, though, Last year.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Okay. So I remember sitting and waiting for Dr. Burr at man Eye Institute when I read a poster about eye mites.

[A]

And the face of that poster was John Cena.

[B]

That is what is trending happening today. John Cena. I don't know why he's, like, talking about this, but he decided he wants to create awareness.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He was dealing with some redness, some itchiness crusties when he was waking up that were maybe a little extra. And he's like, I'm just getting older. Now he's speaking out. He said he got a prescription. He's back, baby. His message is, don't ignore the symptoms. Let's talk about eye mites. It's just natural.

[A]

I was told every time you itch your eyes, it's because of the mites or just moving around.

[B]

That's not true. I don't believe it. I might go wash your eyes.

[A]

Google it. Eyelash mites.

[B]

I'm done talking about it. This one lice really just puts me over the edge.

[A]

And then when you lose one, when you lose an eyelash. You know what? That's it. You know what that is?

[B]

What?

[A]

You're lying. I get. Don't. That when you lose an eyelash.

[B]

I remember reading about this.

[A]

That's them burrowing in.

[B]

Too much.

[A]

You've got, like.

[B]

No, too much are. Stop.

[A]

They're burrowing in and play the horse part. They kick that lash out. Mystery sound. Mystery sound.

[B]

Is that an I might hear? Okay, we got to talk about corn. New interview for Rolling Stone. Brazil Monkey, the guitarist Monkey spoke about the progress of writing recording.

[A]

I know.

[B]

It's been since 2022, since they've had an album. He claims they've got it, like, 40 songs ready, so it shouldn't be too long. And those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Thank you. Take it, Alex. The NFL schedule was released last night. The Texans are going to open up the regular season by hosting the Buffalo Bills at reliance Stadium on September 13th. They've got four prime time games and one London game. They're going to take on the Colts on Thursday night football week 11. Week 13, they got Sunday Night football against against the Steelers. They got a Christmas Eve game against the Eagles. And week 17, they'll play Monday Night Football against the Green Bay Packers. In baseball, the Astros lost to the Mariners yesterday eight to three. Tonight, they're going to open up a weekend series with the Rangers at Dyken park. First pitches at 7:10. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens beat the Sabers 63 to take a 32 lead in that series. And the Golden Knights blew out the Duck like six one to win that one four games to two. What are you laughing about over there? Well, it's not looking good right now. Okay, guys, we got one more hour together. It is a very fun hour. You're like, if you're sitting there going, when's the show going to get fun? Always fun. It's always fun. Open phones, man. It's my favorite hour of radio on the radio. It's coming.

[B]

Houston's rock and alternative and the Rod

[A]

ryan Morning Show, 6 to 10am, the buzz. Friday. Free Bear Friday. You got the free Bear Friday. And you got a free bear Friday. Up Ryan. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Hi, how are you? Awesome. Who is this?

[B]

This is Amanda.

[A]

Amanda, are you calling for beer?

[B]

I think I am, yeah.

[A]

You're the tenth caller. You got the fourth and final case of beer today from. Thank you so much. Thank you. Just made my day. Awesome. Where are you from? I'm from Porter. Well, listen, it's the least I can do for it's my way, my way of saying thanks for listening. We realize there's a lot of choices out there. Most of those choices suck. But this one, the fact that you chose us, this is my. This is me saying thank you for choosing us in the morning and case of beer. All right. Thank you so much.

[B]

Thanks for entertaining us.

[A]

I hope my son's listening.

[B]

Hi, Kade.

[A]

Hi, Kade. All right, Amanda. Have an awesome, awesome weekend. Very good. Okay, Time for my favorite hour of radio on the radio. Open Phones Friday. Open Phones Friday. More like open phones Fri. Yay. Okay. Something just a little different to start off. Open Phones Friday. I mean, for crying out loud, I played a horse fart on the air. We can do whatever we want now. You know what I mean? For God's sakes, we can almost do just about anything here. Earlier this week, I shared an email with you. I, I, I'm gonna have to share it with you again because I want to get everybody kind of caught up. This email. I was so appreciative of getting this email, and it was the one that I talked about that Madeline had sent in, and she sent it through like a contact page.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

On the [e-mail] we talked about our email addresses and how easy it is just to get ahold of us, but apparently there's a spot on the website when you just don't know how to get ahold of somebody. And she kind of threw it out there in the abyss. And it went through the promotions department, then it went to radio wizard, and they're all, you know, taking it in. And then it finally made its way over to me, and I was just like, God, I was, I, I read the email from start to finish, and if you heard it already on the air, we don't do a lot of repeats on this show. But I, I feel like it's important to, to read this email just one more time to share with you. I talk about the connection to the radio and the connection that we have with, with you, where if I'm ever trying to, to defend what we do in the morning as opposed to somebody like, well, I just, you know, put on my Spotify playlist or I just put on my Apple itunes and I listen to all the song, you know, the exact songs that I want. I, I got my own playlist. I just, okay, music is important, and it's important part of this show, but for me, I always use that word, connection. So I'm going to read this email. I'm going to try to get through it again. It's tough. It came in from Madeline. It's says hello. I've been a longtime listener of this morning show, and for some reason, I was thinking a lot about my dad. My dad and I used to listen to the Rod Ryan show every single morning before school. He passed away about two years ago. I miss him dearly. I have no one to tell the good news to, but I got a new job, a career. My dad's not around for me to be excited for, and neither is my grandfather. I figured the Rod Ryan show is the closest thing I had to telling my dad how excited and excited my life is about to become. I'm only going to be a custodian, but I Know that he would be so proud. I just needed to share with somebody, anybody that I could say I grew up with. Thank you for everything you all do. I love listening to you all y', all every morning. That's a tough email for me to get through. My dad's been gone 30 years and I still. This one, it hits me. Yeah, it takes me back. I had emailed her back and I said, thank you so much for the email. I go. I go. Your email meant the word world to me. And you know what? Of course your dad is unbelievably proud of you.

[B]

And so are we.

[A]

And we are, too. And she finally got back to me, and I just wanted to thank her in person. Madeline, good morning. Good morning. I wanted to personally thank you for sharing that story with us. It made my day. I've been thinking about you non stop ever since. I mean that. I really do. We are so proud of you. But your dad is and your grandfather are looking down on you, and they are so proud of you. Congratulations. Thank you so much.

[B]

And thank you for being on the

[A]

air for so long.

[B]

Y' all are literally the voice of my youth.

[A]

Now. When did you find out about this job? I found out on, I want to say, Tuesday. They called me back while I was

[B]

cleaning the place, working at.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. Because you emailed in on Wednesday, and then it finally got into my hands. I think on Thursday. It meant everything to me to get that email. Well, you guys mean the world to me.

[B]

Like I said, my dad's not here

[A]

anymore, and he was my best friend

[B]

and so is my grandfather.

[A]

Well, continue talking to them. I talk to my dad all the time. And like I said, he's been gone 30 years now, and I almost 26, and. And I still. Every now and then, I'm like, dad, come on. Geez. You know, I was thinking about something with. I'm like, did I do that? Yes, of course I did that. Of course I did. Yeah, absolutely.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Congrats. I send them text messages and call them all the time. So they're discontinued phone numbers. Just as a little, like, diary to them. Listen, we're all so proud of you. You made my whole month sending me that email. Thank you for sharing with us. Thank you so much. And y' all have a great Friday. You too. Thank you so much. Good luck on that. Yes.

[B]

Congrats. Keep us posted. We're cheering for you, sister.

[A]

So again, kind of a different way to start out, open phones. Friday.

[B]

You set the bar, Rod. I love it.

[A]

I really wanted to just thank Madeline. It just wasn't enough to follow up with an email saying, wow, thank you for sharing that. I wanted to tell her that. And I imagine there's one or two of you that did not hear that email. And it's like, wow, you can hear it in my voice. It's tough just to read that, that it's so great, so unbelievably great. Let me take a short break. And then it is, you guys, Every phone line is open. A lot of them are getting full right now. People are calling 713-212-5945 if you want to get on Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Geez. Just. I got Twitter or the X pulled up, and I just. I had already seen it, but I'm just looking at it again. Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey, you know, they're fighting tomorrow night, so they have their final press conference. They got the flames going, and they're, you know, they're all wearing their little black dresses and ass jackers and stuff. Oh, my gosh. And I'm watching, and I'm watching Gina come out. She may. This might be the best shape she's ever been in in her life. I'm telling you. I've never seen her look like this before. I don't know if that's good or bad. She just. She's so lean. She looks like she's going to destroy Ronda Rousey. I don't know.

[B]

Could she. I don't know. I don't know logistics.

[A]

I really. I mean. Alex, you. Anything happen when you get in the

[B]

octagon, bro, it's tomorrow.

[A]

You putting. You put money on this stuff anymore? Okay. Yeah. They've both been out of it for a while. While. Yeah. And Rhonda had some babies, I think. I think multiple babies. But she. She also looks great. But Gina Carano, she doesn't look this. She doesn't look like the same person at the fight announcement. She doesn't look like the same person.

[B]

How far apart has that been?

[A]

Two months. Yeah. No way. Two months. She looks like she's done nothing but worked out since the day she said, I'll be ready since the day she signed the. The contract for the fight. Oh, girl, it's exciting to think about tomorrow night. Man. I can't wait. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the mud. All right. What you got over there? All right, today's awl is Called popcorn diving. And this dude built a diving board. Did he? Like a little tiny diving board he puts in his microwave. And then he puts a popcorn kernel in. And he puts a bucket. Like a tiny little popcorn bucket. And then. Then starts the microwave. And when the popcorn pops, if it goes in the bucket, then it's cool. There's not like a winner or anything. It's just some of them go in the bucket, some of them don't go in the bucket. But when it goes in the bucket, you're excited. This is awesome.

[B]

Goodbye.

[A]

Sometimes it just goes to the side of the bucket or doesn't quite make it in there, but when it does, it's pretty sick. It's like when the little screensaver thing, when the square hits perfectly in the corner of one of the. I know. Screens. Like, you lose it. I don't know why. So exciting. But this is one of those things. So if you want to kill some time today at work, go check out popcorn diving at the world famous r show page. Buzz.com. hey, you're in luck. It's open phones Friday. Can we get back to the phones?

[B]

Yes, please, please.

[A]

Let's say hi to. Let's say hi to Frank. Hey, Frank. You're on open phones Friday. Good morning. Good morning, Rod and Family. How are y'? All? So great. Good to have you on. You are live on the radio. How you gonna use your time? First of all, I want to say I've been listening to y' all for 20 years. Come on. Thank you. Thank you so much. This is the first time I got on on free beer Friday, which I was caller six a while ago. Okay. Close, but no cigar. And then I know you're gonna do some power washing this weekend.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Are you gonna correct me? Is that it called pressure washing and not power washing? Pressure washing? No, sir. I was gonna ask you, do you know what a power washing turntable is? Is that the attachment? Yeah, it's a turntable. You can buy a 15 inch, a 17 or 19, and you don't have to sit there with your wand and go over every piece of grout. You're insulting me now. Of course I have. Of course I have the attachments, but it doesn't. I need the stream. I need to get in the ground, bro. Okay, so what I do.

[B]

He's just trying to help. I do appreciate your help.

[A]

Okay, so let's just think about a square tile. Okay? I start in the upper left.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I go from visualizing it left to right. Yeah. Grout. Then down Then over and then up. Now I've made the grout. Now I go diagonal. And now I do the bottom half. Now I do the top half. And then I finish it off. Dude, you can't do that with that attachment. Okay, I need to go and do my little design on every tile. That's why I can't walk on Sunday. How powerful is your power?

[B]

Oh, yeah, tell them about your power.

[A]

We were unzipping and whipping.

[B]

No idea.

[A]

It's an electric one. It's the best electric. You gotta have an electric one that's 36 psi.

[B]

Yes. Check your psi.

[A]

100 BSI.

[B]

Your psi.

[A]

What's your position? I'll get back to you.

[B]

Thanks, Frank. He sounds like a throw.

[A]

Jeez. You want like, Frank?

[B]

Me too.

[A]

Whip it out. Let's get a measurement.

[B]

Show me your psi, Zach.

[A]

Good morning. Hello, Zach. Hey, what's up, Rod? What's up? What's up, dude? Thanks for holding. You're on open phones. Absolutely. I wanted to wish a big happy birthday. It's my wife's 30th birthday. You remember all morning Alina from a few weeks ago. She played Hit the Post. Yes.

[B]

How could we forget?

[A]

She was great on Hit the post. It's her 30th birthday today, guys. I want to wish her a happy birthday. She's the love of my life. I love her so much. I'm so happy to share my life with her. She is awesome. Hey, she was caller one for free beer Friday just a few minutes ago. What do you got planned for the weekend?

[B]

Yeah, don't ruin any surprises.

[A]

Yeah, don't ruin it. But can you. Is there anything you can share with us about the. The birthday celebration? 30 is a big one. So she's. So she's a waitress. She's working lunch today. When she gets off, we're gonna go go get some pedicures, probably get her a manicure, go out to dinner. By the way, though, she didn't win that contest for the trip to Cabo. I did get his tickets. Blue October's coming to Beaumont in December. We're gonna go to that show. So we're still gonna see him. Don't worry.

[B]

You are an all around good guy.

[A]

You have a good weekend.

[B]

Happy birthday, sister.

[A]

You tweet her, you treat her like the queen she is. Is it Larissa? Hi.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Hi. Good morning. You're on open phones Friday. Thank you for holding. Hi. I just. I was calling to congratulate my daughter.

[B]

She's graduating high school tomorrow.

[A]

Yeah. And I just. Yeah.

[B]

I just wanted to tell her I love you.

[A]

Zoe.

[B]

I'm not able to be there because

[A]

I'm in the hospital. I'm battling cancer, so I'll be in a hospital. Like, yeah, be in the hospital. So I'm missing that. Is there any. Is there any kind of a live feed?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Can you watch? Can you. Is somebody going to be holding up a phone for you to kind of be a part of it?

[B]

Yeah, they're going to be doing virtual,

[A]

and I think they're going to be doing. I don't know. I'm just trying to kind of work through it. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we want to make sure that you're a part of.

[B]

Take care of yourself.

[A]

Yeah, That's a tough one to miss. It's a tough one to miss, but.

[B]

But you got to be so proud.

[A]

Yeah. We're wishing you the best, Larissa.

[B]

Proud of you, Zoe. Proud of you, Larissa.

[A]

All right. Thank you. We wish you the best. We want you get. Get in and out and do what you need to do. Listen to the doctors. Paulie, you've been on hold. Good morning. Hey, brother Rod. Good morning. Good morning, Paul. Hey, I'm. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I got. Got something to help boost your ratings. Okay. I'm a truck driver.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I'm one of ten. We're. We're an elite group. We. We deliver a very special cargo. I got all of these guys downloaded the I heart, and the first preset is 94. 5. The buzz.

[B]

There he is.

[A]

Now, that is a huge. Holly. Now, listen, Paulie, you gotta hear me out. That is a massive initiative, and it's something that I've been failing at. They want us to tell you guys use those presets on the app, you know, now. Hopefully now. Sorry about the whole horse farting thing earlier today. I don't know how that's gonna go over. You're a hall of famer. Don't apologize. That's why we. Look. Thank you so much, man. You know how much we love our truckers because they put in so much time listening.

[B]

You know, I don't do anything without y'.

[A]

All. So now we got a whole trucker gang out there listening. Thank you, Paulie, for snaking them in. Luis, good morning. Good morning, guys. How y' all doing? So great, man. You're on the phone. You're on the radio. Open phones Friday. Good, good, good. Now, everybody do me a favor. Close your eyes. I need you to imagine something. Okay? Now, this is scary, man. Ready I've been punched before when I've done this. Okay, now just imagine what is the color of the letter Q? The color of the letter Q. This sounds like a past the gravy bit. It's purple. The answer is purple. Is it purple? I was, I was heading yellow. No, a lot of people say yellow.

[B]

I'm the only rainbow.

[A]

What were you going?

[B]

There's something about a cue. That's rainbow to me.

[A]

Q queen. Yeah. It's not. What colors Is cute.

[B]

Oh, it can't help how I. I can't help what I see.

[A]

I don't get it, dude. Lewis is a ladle. Ladle, huh? Gets it, dude. He's a gravy ganger. Yeah. Was that this week or. That was last week. It was last week's Past the gravy. We have a lot of times people will just ask us, like, what color a letter is. You gotta close your eyes and what

[B]

was the right answer?

[A]

The answer, the correct answer is purple. Purple. Okay, another line open. 713-212-25945. It's open phones, baby. The Rod Ryan show on 94. 5. I pooped. What the buzz. There we go. 94. 5, the buzz. Eat six inside out. Open phones Friday. I love it. As always. You guys are doing an amazing job. It's open phones Friday. Sure is. All right, here we go. Going down the line. Gonna get everybody on before we got to get out of here. Katie, good morning. Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning, Katie. You're on open phones Friday. What you got for us today?

[B]

So first off, I just wanted to

[A]

say thank you so much. We love your show.

[B]

Me and my family listen to your show.

[A]

Shout out to my brother Paul. Yeah, he's a great brother.

[B]

He's been there for my mother in the hospital lately. We've been tag teaming and going to see her in the hospital and you

[A]

guys just give us the good laughs

[B]

and everything in the morning.

[A]

You hype us up and get us through the day. So thank you guys for that, man. That's great. And you guys got to be a team, you know? Don't, don't. It's the absolute worst time this happens, you know, during family. Not that you're in a crisis, but. Yeah, it sounds like we both have, have. We both have kids that we got

[B]

to get to school and families that

[A]

we got to take care of and all that. And so it's a bit.

[B]

It's a big help to listen to

[A]

you guys in the morning. What's that like to like your brother? What's that like?

[B]

It's a different world, Rod. Alex and I are doing it.

[A]

You and your brother, you guys thriving. Stay a team. Good for you, Katie. Thank you for the kind words. That's really nice.

[B]

Sweet thinking about y' all and your mom.

[A]

Trucker Ray. That's all we do is talk to truckers, baby.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

That's all we do. Hey, Trucker Ray. Good morning. How we doing? So great, man. How are you? I'm a lot of kicking. One more year. I like the sound of that. Yeah. I get to call in on my birthday. Is today your birthday? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Today. Today's your birthday? Now, listen, you've been. You've been driving a couple days. I'll just leave it at that. Why don't you take the day off, dude, Come on. Because I get bored at home. Oh, all right. Because, you know, the wife got the to do this. You know, she takes advantage of it. Please drive. But anyway, I had email last night because I wanted to request some of my bucket list. Wow. And I don't know, Mo was around back in the day when she did this for President. Jfk. It was Marilyn Mondo Monroe singing the Happy Birthday song.

[B]

Yeah. Happy birthday, Mr. President.

[A]

Oh. You know. You know, in her own special way.

[B]

Do you want me to jump out of a cake for you, Trucker Ray?

[A]

No, no. Just no, because the Palmer would get a list.

[B]

Oh, the other one.

[A]

1. Sexy it up a little.

[B]

Happy birthday, Truck.

[A]

Yeah, there we go. Okay.

[B]

Dreams come true.

[A]

Dreams do come true, Ray. Have an awesome birthday, dude. How. How great is that? He's like, I can either take off the day for my birthday, stay at home, and have my wife work me like a dog, or I can go into work.

[B]

Yes, I'm going to work. That's awesome.

[A]

Katrina. Yeah. Katrina, good morning. You're on open phones. Good morning. Good. Good morning. Hello. Welcome in. You're live on the radio.

[B]

I never call in on Fridays.

[A]

But you played that horse video.

[B]

Okay, you got to bring it up again. I thought we were through that.

[A]

The horse farm? Yeah. My dad raised horses and he was

[B]

in a car accident, so I moved into his house and take care of

[A]

the animals and stuff. And one horse just had a baby and I was. I was feeding all of them, but she couldn't fart. Okay. And you guys think I make this stuff up?

[B]

You laid on her.

[A]

So go ahead. Did you have to? No. She died. Oh, my gosh. Jesus. I wasn't expecting that. Holy crap. I'm thinking like the way that all

[B]

of our demeanor just, like, crumbled.

[A]

We all leaned in. We're waiting for the funny fart joke. What?

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

A horse died cuz she couldn't imp. She imploded. Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. I am so.

[B]

I am also deceased right now.

[A]

Are you kidding me right now.

[B]

Everybody. That.

[A]

That I killed his horse. Oh, my God. And I was. I felt so bad. I just didn't know the signs.

[B]

I didn't know the signs to tell him. Hey, we are reporting on the side.

[A]

Well, her stomach. Her stomach was getting big and big and. I'm going to fart your horse. I don't know. I was supposed to. I was supposed to call somebody to sit on them to fart. Jesus. Katrina.

[B]

So happy.

[A]

You got a very important meal you planned in, Rod. You might save a lot of horse lives now.

[B]

This is the best.

[A]

Hey, can Rod come out? I'm sweating. Can Rod come out and play? No, he's farting his horse. That's a horse fart.

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Katrina knows. Okay.

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Oh, my God.

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That was.

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Please.

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That was so good.

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Everybody with the horses. Go fart your horse. You don't know what's on the other end of that phone.

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Never.

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David, how are you going to follow that? That. I can't. No way. Good morning, brother. Good morning, David. So. Yeah, hey. So I called a while back. I refereed ice hockey, so. Anyway, just wanted to send my condolences for. Hey, it's not over yet. Last night. It's not over yet.

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We still have a beard over here, David.

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It isn't. No, it isn't. I'm just making. No. Hey, you know what? I'm really rooting for Buffalo because they have. They're one of the few teams that hasn't won the cup yet. And, you know, you guys deserve it, so. Yeah. So I hope you get to watch the game tomorrow night. Yeah, I know they have to go on the road. Yeah. It's one of the toughest places to play. Montreal. It's ridiculous.

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They.

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They know their hockey up there, that's for sure. Thank you. Dude, you're talking like. Sorry. You're talking like they're Katrina's horse. They're not dead yet.

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Yes.

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Okay. Thank you. Wow, they did look bad. They needed to be farted. All right. Wow. I got it. Buffalo Sabers. What an hour, guys. Thank you. It's like a Tarantino film. Like somebody just got shot with all laughing like. It's like there was a. I'm gonna

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go back and watch the video.

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What are you giving away On Know the Show.

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Oh, Godsmack tickets. Hello, Godsmack. Stone Temple Pilots and Dorothy are coming to the Woodlands on May 30th ticketmaster.com or win them if you know the show.

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I need to sit down for a minute. Rock and alternative for Houston.

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The Rod ryan Morning show.

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6 to 10am the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. My goodness, I can't believe we're here already. But it is time for MO the show. Sitting On God Smack STP Dorothy tickets. May 30, Woodlands Pavilion. Of course, Ticketmaster.com has your tickets, but winning from Mo right now. Mow the show. What's your question?

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Hey, Rod.

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Hi.

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Why did our boss, the radio wizard, call our hotline in the middle of the show show this morning? 713-212-5945. It wasn't the horse farting.

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I thought the second I thought the call was going to command about the horse fart. But that clearly turned out to be the highlight of today's show.

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The best thing you did at work all day.

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Mystery sound.

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Why did the wizard hotline our show? Is the question.

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All right, 713-212-5945. I gotcha.

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We are always just a few clicks away.

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It's about to go down. Turn it up. Tell your smart Device to play 94. 5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio. Rod Ryan's show. Thank you, Linkin park, for everything that you've ever done for me. Thank you. Okay, guys, let's give away these tickets and let's get out of here. Come on. It's now time for Know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Over to the phones. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Hello? I'm not gonna hang up. I'm gonna stay with this. Don't you die on me. Good morning. Hey, person on the phone, say hi. I'll try. Try again. Same person on the phone, say hello. Hi. Nope, I gotta move on. Sorry. Good morning. It's a hell of a time for the phones to crap out on me. Sure is. Wait, I hear somebody there. Good morning. Oh, wait a minute.

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Oh, that was my fault.

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Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Hello? I know you're there.

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I can hear you.

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Hello?

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Okay, whisper.

[A]

Good morning. Who's this? Hello? Hello? Hello? Hi. Good morning. Can you hear me?

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Hi.

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There's someone playing in the background.

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Music in the background.

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Oh, there we go.

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We got it.

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Hi. Good morning. Hi. Who's this? Good morning. It's Ray. Is this the one that I like to call Rye? Yes, it is.

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Excellent, Ry. Thanks for hanging out.

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Ray. Hi, Ray.

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Ray.

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Ry. Hi. Welcome in. You got through on Mo the show. Mo. Yes, Mo, what's your question, please?

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Ray, why did our boss, the radio wizard, call our hotline in the middle of our show today to announce that the Saturday Blue October show is sold

[A]

out and that there is now a Sunday show that I'm definitely gonna get tickets to?

[B]

Yes, Ray, they go on sale at 10:00am Yep. Okay, so make sure you get in. You're right. Everything is. They're playing an added show on the 20th of December at 713 Music hall and they go on sale at 10am Ticketmaster.com Ray. Thank you.

[A]

Ray knows that. Ray knows the show now. What are you giving her?

[B]

Well, because you knew that you're getting a pair of tickets to Godsmack, Stone Temple Pilots and Dorothy. They're gonna be in the Woodlands on May 30th. Ray, you got a busy coming up.

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Yes. All right.

[B]

That's awesome.

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Thank you, guys. Ray, Ry, Ray, Ray, Ry, Ray. Always have a great weekend. Okay? Thank you. Yes, you too. Thank you. So. Yeah, you're right. Blue Christmas, the 19th Saturday show sold out. Ray said it beautifully. There's a handful of tickets remaining for the Friday the 18th show. So Blue October said, well, we already got the stuff set up. You already got everything set up. You know, you just don't have to pack up your drums or anything. Let's play on Sunday. And that's exactly what they're doing. Tickets go on sale in three minutes. Ticketmaster, Ticketmaster.com to get your tickets. All right, let's go. I could have used a little more cowbell. You're going to want that cowbell. I gotta have more cows belt, baby. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cow belt. Okay, thank you, guys. Saw Alex in the bathroom earlier and he said maybe. Man, this week went by fast. I'm like, you know what? This week went by really fast. It's insane how fast this week went by.

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Time flies when you're having fun.

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I don't know what it is.

[B]

Yeah, it was a fun week.

[A]

Josh the Goat, fresh out of bed, head to head, doesn't know WWE questions.

[B]

Stay away from those people.

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One knows everything else, though. He's gonna go for win number three on Monday. He said he's excited to come back and play with us. Emily won the Haley Williams show tickets. Those went on sale yesterday at 10 o'. Clock, Ticketmaster.com for Haley Williams tickets. Woodlands Lauren got the very first pair of that just announced Blue October show. Sunday, December 20, two minutes. Tickets go on sale. There's only one person, Lauren and her wife. There's only two people in the show right now. Thank you to the Texas Hammers. Two weeks. Two weeks of Risk. It for the Biscuit was so much fun. Maybe that's why it went by so quick. I really do love playing that game. I love the excitement. I love the tenseness of it. It makes me go back. I listen to the podcast. I never listen to this show ever, but I do go back just to hear how it sounds. It sounds cool. It really does sound cool. And then you guys cracking is funny to me that you think you're going to hang in there for a lot of money and you can't. Fernando did that today, but he got 500 from. From Mo City. Fernando, you did good, dude. Feel good about that 500. And all the winners all week, man. Specs Chris in Houston, Clayton and laporte, Olivia and H Town and Amanda in Porter. They all. Everybody won beer today. All those people. Happy birthday to Mama Middleton. Is it today or tomorrow? Tomorrow. Tomorrow's your birthday. Tomorrow's the birthday.

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For everything you did to bring this man.

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You're right. Thank you for creating such a perfect young man.

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Angel baby.

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Just perfect in every way. Just doesn't get any better. Doesn't get any better than that. Hey, who's got six picks? I did it last week, so it's Chili. Wizard. Is that a real thing?

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I'm not the boss.

[A]

Why don't we make wizard do it? I was in the room and I don't think Wizard's upset about it.

[B]

No, I think he's very excited.

[A]

Chili is handing off to the. The wizard has six picks this weekend.

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Chili's. Look at him. He's so pumped.

[A]

Oh, my God, he's so. Is that a real thing, Chili? Hey, man. After the last pictures that I took, I said I was done with it, so wizard has them from now on. You're not. Not from now on. You're not done, though. Why? Why you. Do you mean into him?

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No way.

[A]

Yeah, we're so, so judgmental that I was like, you know what?

[B]

Remember that? I don't remember that.

[A]

Yeah, I don't. I don't. Well, your beard's ugly, Rod. Oh. You can have the week off. The year, you mean? No, I'm not doing it from now on. I'm just telling you. You are doing it. I'm not, but Wizard's doing it this weekend. You can't force me to do something I don't want to do. You can't. It's true. My phone's broken. His body, his choice.

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Broken.

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All right, wizards got six picks. We'll pick this up on Monday. Phone's broken. Jeremy's up next. He won't be crying about anything, cuz he's like that. All right, have a great weekend, everybody. Amf. Yeah. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail].