
The Rod Ryan Show does their annual live St. Patrick's Day broadcast at Willie's Ice House in Katy.
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Rod Ryan
Sam. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rob Ryan. Okay, I believe we're live. I believe we're on the air. Good morning, Everybody. Welcome hardcore 100. We're just gonna get things started here. Good morning, everybody. Rod Ryan show. Check it just before 6 o'. Clock. Where are we? Willy's Grill and Ice House, the Katy location. I had a wonderful drive here with Alex. He was very mild. It was, it wasn't wild. It was very mild. It was a nice, wonderful ride in with Alex this morning. But we are gonna get things rolling here. Listen, I don't know, it looks to be about where's. Who's got the largest number for the hardcore 100? Where are we at? Do we have 100 people here? Are they all gone? T shirts are gone. They look like they're just about gone. All right, so we've got about 100 people. Seventies. We're in this. Okay, we're in the seventies right now. So we'll give you an update coming up shortly. But we got work to do. Mo. We are working here today.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, yeah.
Rod Ryan
So it is. It's cold, but we're inside a tent.
Mo
37 currently I got 38.
Rod Ryan
It's cold here for sure. But we are inside a tent. We got the hardcore 100 that are
Mo
heating things up, keeping it warm.
Rod Ryan
Real quick, what you got for Houston's headlines?
Mo
Hey. A freeze warning is in effect. Yes. Until 9am this morning.
Rod Ryan
Bo.
Mo
Freezing temperatures mostly north of Houston. That has temps dipping down. Did you wrap your plants, Rod?
Rod Ryan
No, I'm not wrapping plants Ever again.
Mo
Ever again. We just planted them over the weekend. It was beautiful. And now they're cuddled up under blankets. Sunshine is going to warm things up today and by the weekend. Are you ready for this? The potential for record highs as temperatures surge back towards 90.
Rod Ryan
Welcome to Houston everybody.
Mo
Here we are. Hey, y' all see that? Late last night the Houston livestock shown rodeo announced an updated code conduct.
Rod Ryan
Oh yeah, they're shutting down the roadie ho.
Mo
We did not talk about this before. I wasn't prepared for your dad jokes this early in the morning. But yes, a new dress code taking effect immediately. It requires shirts and appropriate footwear and it also gives the Houston rodeo the right to deny admission or to remove any person that's wearing a tire that is considered inappropriate.
Rod Ryan
Whoare.
Mo
Who's in charge? Who decides?
Rod Ryan
Listen, I was out there with you and I saw a couple of outfits that were like omg yeah.
Alex P. Middleton
It's their time to shine, guys.
Mo
I don't know. It's a mess.
Rod Ryan
The dress code starts immediately.
Mo
Immediately? Effective immediately.
Rod Ryan
Now we have no dress code here.
Mo
No. But they did have to put up this screen right here cuz I'm wearing really short shorts.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I saw that.
Mo
Yeah. Here we are. Did you see Jenny's number here it with me. 8675309 is getting rebooted.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I heard that if you call the number it, it, it actually goes somewhere now.
Mo
It does. It's support group. Well, you have to use the area code 272-before-8675309. Then you're going to be connected to the professionals at the cancer support community. Actually Tommy 2 Tone, the singer Tommy, he's behind all of that. He's proud to call himself a supporter of cancer research. He said everyone that we know is affected by cancer in some way and he wanted to help. So that's how he helped get this resurgence going.
Rod Ryan
Awesome.
Mo
Everyone knows the number. All right. They forgot James Vanderbeek.
Rod Ryan
Oh, I knew this was going to come out. These are the celebrities. Let me guess that got that weren't
Mo
in the like dead memorial in Memoriam at the Oscars. Okay. They're claiming that Oscars are for movie actors and actresses.
Alex P. Middleton
Varsity Blues is not a movie.
Mo
Thank you very much. James Vanderbeek left off the. The list of all the people that were left off. Eric Dane, Malcolm, Jamal Warner, Bridget Bardot. Lots of folks that they're saying better known for TV roles. So Emmy awards recognized TV stars in September. But I think it's kind of rude.
Rod Ryan
Did you guys see the. When the celebrities all cleared out of the theater, did you see how trashed it was? Like all the garbage they met left? Yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a photograph circulating.
Mo
What kind of trash did they have? And why weren't there people like.
Rod Ryan
It looked like a theater with kids, popcorn all over the place and stuff like that. It was. It looked like exceptionally trash.
Mo
Wild night. And last but not least, I was very excited to see details regarding Metallica singer James Hetfield's Rockin proposal. Details are surfacing like literally because he, he proposed underwater.
Rod Ryan
He's good.
Mo
So he was married like 25 years.
Howie Mandel
Right?
Rod Ryan
So this is, this is wife number two.
Mo
Numero dose.
Rod Ryan
Good for him.
Mo
Opposed to her underwater. They were diving with whale sharks.
Rod Ryan
And you did it at the zoo. What a lame.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh hey, it's a nice zoo underwater.
Mo
Rockin. The girl.
Alex P. Middleton
I don't want to drown.
Mo
Adriana, she shared a photo of the proposal. Best birthday surprise ever. Swimming with whale sharks on Friday the 13th.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Dangerous.
Mo
Hey Alex. Those are Houston Ted fights.
Rod Ryan
All right, Alex, what you got in sports? Give it up for Alex.
Alex P. Middleton
The Rockets fell to the Lakers last night. 192.
Rod Ryan
Boo.
Alex P. Middleton
Rockets. They're gonna have a day off today before playing the Lakers again tomorrow night. In College Hoops, there's two NCAA tournament play in games tonight. At 5:40, University of Maryland Baltimore county plays Howard. And then at 8:15 Texas is going to play North Carolina State for the right to play BYU in the first round. You can watch most of those games on TR. In baseball tonight, Team USA plays Venezuela in the championship game of the World Baseball Classic. First pitch is going to be at 7 o' clock and you can watch it on Fox. That here's what's going on in sports.
Rod Ryan
Okay, hardcore 100, let me hear you. There's. Anybody pay a cover charge to get in here? No, there's no cover. Come on down and join us. We're at Willy's Grill and Ice House, the Katy location homeroom. We are officially underway. This is the rod Ryan show. 94. 5 the buzz. Head it. 94. 5 the buzz good morning everybody. Rod Ryan show live to air. We're here at Willy's Grill and Ice House out here in beautiful Katy, Texas. The home of the chile. Yeah, Chili, these are your people here.
Chili
Yeah, I mean we, we get down to the three pound, you know.
Rod Ryan
Oh w. On the. You know I told you guys I was driven here today. Thank you Alex for the ride. You're welcome. Alex said he used to hang out at this willies when he was in high school.
Mo
Legally.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah. We weren't doing anything nefarious.
Mo
Right, right, right.
Rod Ryan
I would never.
Mo
I mean we're queens.
Rod Ryan
Absolutely. So here's what's happening. This is going to be an all day affair. The hardcore 100 is strong.
Mo
They're ready.
Rod Ryan
That's the best damn idea I've ever come up just to beg people to get here early. Nobody would be here. We'd be here looking at ourselves like we, we might as well just stay in the studio. Thank you guys so much for showing up strong, showing up early. I love every single one of you but we have room for more. Okay, thank you. So it's cold. Does anybody care that it's cold? No, nobody cares that it's cold. Why? Because they put up this massive tent which you were just talking about the rodeo Mo this kind like a, like the nicest tent at Rodeo Field.
Mo
Like a cook off vibe.
Rod Ryan
Yes, yes. This tent is absolutely huge. We got a lot of nice body heat that's working here. The only thing we don't have yet, which, don't worry, we'll fix that soon. Countdown is on. It is 6, 11 beers tapped and start flowing at 7am oh man. Green beer anybody? Mo somehow makes all this decisions about drinking on the show now kind of does. So she said that we're drinking at seven?
Mo
Yes sir, we, we.
Rod Ryan
I don't think we've done that in the past.
Alex P. Middleton
Well, we're scared of them. I think honestly that's true. Nobody wants to fight.
Mo
So 7am we can have one green beer. Everyone else is going to be drinking.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex P. Middleton
Pressure.
Rod Ryan
Okay. So I guess everybody's going to be drinking at 7, 7am so even so here's the other thing that you need to know about today. There's no cover charge so come on down and party with us. Jeremy's going to be on right after us at 10. Teresa's going to be out here broadcasting live. This is an all day affair. And then happens. Rosie goes on at like 6:00'.
Mo
Clock.
Rod Ryan
I mean we got live music, we got everything here today. Okay, so London was Giving me a hard time. She's like, well you mean to tell me that you guys are going to be doing all this fun stuff and I can't come? I'm like, no, it's not a kid thing. Plus you have school. Okay, I realized that. But I realized that some kids are on spring break. This is a 21 and older party today. So that's what they. We're going to keep it to the pros and that's what's going to happen here today. But anybody interested? I'm not prepared to pick anybody yet but I, I don't know. I mean we're going to have to play a fresh out of bed head to head.
Mo
People are raising their hands. They don't even know why.
Rod Ryan
Is there anybody interested in playing the fresh out of bed head to head challenge? Okay, we're going to, we're going to pull some people out of the audience, Mo because our champion Robert, he emailed me.
Mo
What did he say?
Rod Ryan
He said he can't make it.
Mo
That's okay.
Rod Ryan
He's got to work.
Alex P. Middleton
We kind of thought that yesterday.
Rod Ryan
Correct. So he's going for win number five. He's going to be on tomorrow against today's winner.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
And we're going to pull two people out of the audience. Mo brought her fantastic questions so we're going to get some people to play. We to take a break though. Coming back after the break we will get set up here for the fresh out of bed head to head. Alex is going to tell you what's trending. Are we doing rec checks from here?
Mo
Yeah, I'm ready.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so that's all coming up after the break. We are live. Come on down and join the party. Willie's Grill and Ice house, Katy, Texas with 94. 5 the buzz. The buzz rock and alternative for Houston.
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Rod Ryan
5 the BU Good Morning Everybody. Rod Ryan show broadcasting live from Willy's Grill and Ice House in Katy Texas. It's 6:23 and we got hardcore 100 in the house.
Mo
They are warm.
Rod Ryan
They're warm. They are ready for some beers that's for sure.
Alex P. Middleton
They do feel warm.
Rod Ryan
7:00 clock we will tap the green beers and we will be ready to go. Is it cold? It's a little chilly out here but who cares. Let me tell you. We are inside this huge tent. It's 35 degrees outside with the hardcore 100 making it hot inside. Alex, tell me what's trending this morning. St. Paul, ever heard of it?
Alex P. Middleton
I have Maybe, if you want. What's it something to do today. Come on out to Willie's out in K. You hang out with us. Come on, everybody's doing it.
Rod Ryan
All the cool kids are at least
Alex P. Middleton
where you got a job, you got a job you got to go to. Yeah, right. Just tell them Rod said it's cool, you can bounce.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, Radio wizard is everybody's bar boss today. He said that everybody can go into work late. Nobody needs to be there until never.
Alex P. Middleton
Just email wizard and then he'll send an email to your boss and then
Mo
it's like a doctor's note.
Alex P. Middleton
Mother for you. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is trending.
Mo
I can't wait to break it down for you, Alex.
Alex P. Middleton
Well, your girl Taylor, Frankie Paul acts
Mo
like he doesn't know who she is.
Alex P. Middleton
No, she's the bachelorette girl. Yeah, right. Yeah, my wife likes to do too. She is the reason they stopped filming the upcoming features.
Mo
Yeah, I'll tell you all the details soon.
Alex P. Middleton
So people talk about that online this morning. And then Christian Kirk, former Texans wide receiver, sign a one year deal with the 49ers yesterday. He is no longer a Texan. Yeah, that is just trending on that.
Rod Ryan
He will fight the buzz for once. You are actually right. A lot of people were boing because people were actually. I tell you who booze.
Alex P. Middleton
Who doesn't boo.
Rod Ryan
No, you're always.
Alex P. Middleton
I'm very accurate about all the information I give you.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so coming up, we do not have our current champion, Robert here. He let me know that he couldn't make it tomorrow. He will go for win number five, fresh out of bed Head to head challenge. That means we need two players here live that want to play. I see a lot of hands up in the air.
Alex P. Middleton
I pay money.
Rod Ryan
Oh, well, Chili. We talked about how bribeable Chili is. Chili, how do you feel when I say you're bribable? Is that accurate?
Chili
I'm wearing crowdy.
Rod Ryan
All right, I'm going to put it on. Chili. Get your hands high. Chili's going to work on it. He's going to get two players up here. We're going to do the fresh out of bed head to head challenge live here at Willie's Grill and Ice House, Katy, Texas with 94.5 the buzz come. The Rod ryan show on 94. 5 top of the morning, ladies. The Buzz.
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Mo
Yeah. Someone just gave me hand warmer.
Rod Ryan
I saw that.
Mo
Thank you, Mohawk man.
Rod Ryan
Alex, you good?
Alex P. Middleton
I'm great.
Mo
Want a hand warmer?
Rod Ryan
Chili, you okay?
Chili
I'm good.
Rod Ryan
I've already. We've already thrown Chili into the wolves, into the crowd. He looks amazing.
Chili
Today I went hunting.
Rod Ryan
Good morning Everybody. It is 6:31 1. We are broadcasting live. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. We want you all to come down here and join us. But if you can't, we'll try to bring you some of the sounds and everything that's going on here. We're counting down. 29 minutes till beer time. It is 6,31. 29 minutes until the great state of Texas allows us to start drinking beer here. And it will be of the green variety, which I'm super excited. Willie's Grill and Ice House, Katy, Texas. It's a 21 and up party. Everybody is invited. 21 and up. Come on down. There is no cover charge. Okay, time to play our first game of the day. Intro. Fresh out of bed, head to head.
Alex P. Middleton
Hit it.
Rod Ryan
And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, Head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners. Chili, you picked a couple of people from the audience?
Chili
Yes, I did, sir.
Alex P. Middleton
How?
Rod Ryan
I mean, there's a lot. Everybody raised their hand when I asked who wanted to play, man, I just
Chili
closed my eyes and picked whoever. Whoever I was pointing and they looked at me. They were coming in.
Alex P. Middleton
You did a great job.
Mo
The hot girl.
Rod Ryan
All right, everybody give it up for Amy. Over here to my left. Amy, good morning. Where are you from?
Mo
Of Houston.
Rod Ryan
All right, Andy, thank you. Did you get a hardcore 100 shirt? I did. I'm 88. 88. Give it up for 88.
Mo
Her outfit is so popping.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, she really looks great. Now, how long do you have a time where you have to leave today? That's interesting question for people.
Mo
I don't have to leave today.
Rod Ryan
Okay, are we going to see. Is 88 going to be here at 6:00'? Clock? Yeah, yeah.
Mo
She has like, shame in her voice.
Rod Ryan
All right, Amy, 88. And then over to my right is Drake. Give it up for Drake.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, thank you.
Rod Ryan
Thank you, Drake. Where are you from, Katie?
Alex P. Middleton
Texas, sir.
Rod Ryan
Oh, right here. Hometown boy. Did you get in on the hardcore 100?
Alex P. Middleton
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Number 40.
Rod Ryan
40. What time did you get here to get number 40? 5?
Alex P. Middleton
15.
Rod Ryan
5 15. I love you for it, Drake. Thank you very much. Here we have Amy and Drake. All you gotta do is get a little closer to the microphone. Both of you get a little. This is truly fresh out of bed, head to head.
Alex P. Middleton
Tilly will be the microphone stand.
Rod Ryan
Oh, he is in this game if
Alex P. Middleton
you are just listening.
Rod Ryan
All you got to do is shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Here we go. Time for the questions. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Mo, Alex, you're listening for Drake and Amy. Who gets in first? Question number one. What d place is the capital of Ireland?
Mo
Amy.
Rod Ryan
Amy.
Mo
Dublin.
Rod Ryan
Dublin for the win. Boom. That's one.
Mo
Yeah, girl. All right, one point team Amy.
Rod Ryan
I know I have a bell around here somewhere. Oh, wait a minute. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I got it.
Alex P. Middleton
I sure about mine.
Mo
The bell.
Rod Ryan
Don't worry about it. All right. Amy's got one. Drake, you need this. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. How many peas are in the word leprechaun? Drake. Drake. One is correct. Trick question.
Mo
Mo, not me.
Rod Ryan
For the win. Shout out your name. And I mean shout it out when you think you know the answer. We're listening for Amy. We're listening for Drake. Get real close to that mic. What green plant is the rare lucky symbol of Amy? Amy.
Mo
Clover.
Rod Ryan
That's correct. Amy is your winner.
Mo
Amy. Amy. Amy.
Alex P. Middleton
Amy.
Rod Ryan
Our first winner of the day
Mo
because you get to play tomorrow. Hungover.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, yeah.
Rod Ryan
Amy. Your option. Sold out stain tickets. Either hoover stank and hinder God smack with STP or Motley crew, your choice.
Mo
That's a lot of pressure. The first one.
Rod Ryan
Sorry, she's taken the stained. See the Hoopestang Hinda show.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Wow.
Mo
Yeah. I didn't even think about winning a prize.
Rod Ryan
It is sold out. It is sold out. October 17th at the Woodlands Pavilion. No more tickets at Ticketmaster. We got all kinds of tickets to blow out today. Amy's our first winner. Drake, you did a great job. I appreciate both of you being in the hardcore 100. Amy, we're going to invite you to play tomorrow morning against a six time hall of famer, Robert. So I'm inviting you to play on the air with us tomorrow. Give it up for our two contestants here. We are broadcasting live, Willie's Grill and nice house in Katy, Texas with 94. 5 the Buzz. My plans for this St. Patrick's Day. This is the Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz here at the Zebra.
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Rod Ryan
94. 5 the Buzz Good morning Rob Ryan show. Oh, this is live, baby. This is radio. Good morning Rob Ryan show. Doing it live at Willie's really nice house in Texas. This party is Open to everyone 21 years of age or older. There is no cover charge. Now there is no cover charge if you come for lunch. There is no cover charge if you're down here for dinner or all night. There is no cover charge. Today you come down here. Now people are asking about parking. Don't even make me laugh. Alex was there parking everywhere? Yeah.
Alex P. Middleton
And parking lot ever.
Rod Ryan
They already talked to everybody. Like this is attached if you know where Willie's is. And Katie, it's attached. It's attached to the parking lot. That target and everything. There is parking everywhere around here. No problems parking wherever. Okay, so come on down. Better yet, Uber probably.
Alex P. Middleton
Very smart.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, you know what?
Alex P. Middleton
We don't drink and drive here.
Rod Ryan
And I can tell you right now, the Ubers are awake.
Mo
They are?
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rod Ryan
So Ubers are ready to bring you guys out here and join us. Now, we don't have the victory speech, but we want to congratulate Amy. I got a chance to talk to her. She is our fresh out of bed, head to head one day champion. Give it up for Amy.
Mo
She looks so good.
Rod Ryan
She did look good. And she had choices. I'm going to be throwing around choices of tickets all morning long. She took already a pair of sold out stained tickets. See, they're hinder. October 17th in the woodland. Elizabeth Williams. I was this morning years old when I found out that show is sold out.
Mo
Sold the heck?
Rod Ryan
Nobody told me that.
Mo
She almost cried when she heard that that was a possibility.
Rod Ryan
Well, she didn't think that she was even playing for any games.
Mo
She just was here to hang out.
Rod Ryan
But we are. We're gonna give away God smack tickets. We're gonna give away Motley Crue tickets all later on on the show. As a matter of fact, I will have a pair of tickets coming up very, very soon. Don't forget the gallon challenge is coming up in the seven o' clock hour. Gallon challenge, seven hour. And our friends over at Shell Federal Credit Union have given us a 500 gift card from Shell FCU to the gallon challenge winner. 500 bucks. I haven't seen milk drinkers yet. I don't know. Chili kind of takes care of that. Let's do some fun facts. Should we? It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, here we go on some fun facts. Let's go all St. Patrick's Day today. We already talked about four leaf clovers. Finding a four leaf clover really has nothing to do with St. Patrick. Just good luck. The odds of finding one one in 5,000 clovers is that neat, Alex?
Alex P. Middleton
Very neat.
Rod Ryan
That's neat. The word Leprechaun 1P roughly translates to small bodied fellow, that is. All right, I got one more to go. Hey, Hal's here, isn't he? Hey, Hal. No, we got Hal's mic on One final punch back for you today. And this is horrible. Now I realize that the clock is ticking at 6:43. You do the math. We're getting close to that beer. Ireland once had a law banning pubs from being open on March 17th until the 1970s. Boom. And those are your pun facts today. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Okay, so we got to do the fun fact flashback. Chili said he was going to bring somebody up here. Anybody see Chili? Very large leprechaun.
Alex P. Middleton
He's on his way up right here.
Rod Ryan
Chili, you bringing somebody up?
Mo
He's taking bright vibes.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, Attention took off.
Alex P. Middleton
He's working on it. Wizard.
Rod Ryan
Did anybody hear the fun facts yesterday?
Mo
Okay, we've got some people that are ready.
Rod Ryan
Okay, you in the hat, right here in the front. What is your name? Yell it. James. Why when divers are on the boat, why do divers sit on the edge and go backwards into the water? Because otherwise they fall into the boat. We got a winner for the fun fact flashback, James. And we got a winner.
Mo
That's a good one.
Rod Ryan
R. James.
Mo
A scuba question.
Rod Ryan
Sold out stain tickets. God. Smack tickets or mle crew, what do you want? Sold out tickets. That's it. Two pair down already stained cer and hook. That's your fun fact flashback. Everybody on 945, the buzz. Let's get Rock out. It's now time for Rock out with your stockout with Captain Cash, everybody. I don't think he's missed even one of these in 22 years. One of my best friends in the entire world. Would you please give him a warm welcome? That's Hal Lind, Captain Cash. Thank you, Rodney. This guy's been to everything. All right, bye. If I'm Wyatt Earps, that's my Doc Holliday. This guy's always there, man, and I love you for it. Unless you're giving us crappy news on Wall Street. How'd we do yesterday? It was a good day on Wall Street. The dow was up 387 points. Kickoff this morning at 46,009, 46.
Chili
Nasdaq of 268 to 22,374.
Rod Ryan
Benchmark 10 year Treasury. That stands at a 4.23% and oil stands at $96.33 a barrel. To the most active, the big studs, Salesforce, Amazon and Boeing. The big duds, Verizon, 3M and Amex.
Chili
On the economic calendar this morning, we'll
Rod Ryan
get numbers on pending home sales for February.
Chili
Right now, futures on the downside.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Chili
Come on, let's turn this baby around.
Rod Ryan
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Chili
I'm out here.
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Chili
Raymond James on st.
Rod Ryan
Please at the gusto. Don't forget to always rock out with your stock out. Hit it, Brett.
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Rod Ryan
By the buzz. We're back.
Alex P. Middleton
We're live.
Rod Ryan
Good morning. Brad Ryan, 6:54 mo. I see Chili kind of getting things set up. I see bar stools.
Mo
Why do we see trash cans?
Rod Ryan
I see garbage cans. You're right.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
And the milk, I'm told, is still on ice. Ice cold, whole milk. Five gallons of milk. I told, I'm told are coming to the stage shortly. So we're gonna get rolling with the gallon challenge afterwards. After 7 o', clock, I should say. And things just got way more interesting because while we were on vacation, Shell Federal Credit called and said, hey, we love the Gallant challenge. Would you be interested in offering $500 to the winner? You think they'd work a little harder at it? And I said, yeah, I think they'll work a lot harder at that. $500 for the winner. So that's what's going to happen. Shortly after 7 o'. Clock. We have three of our, we have three of our milk drinkers here. It's looking like we're going to. I, I knew we were going to pull one from the audience. We may pull two from the audience. A chance to win $500. You got to be all in though. That's all I'm saying. All in. I don't want you taking three sips and like, oh, I can't do anymore. So we're going to get into that. But we got to move into Houston's headlines. It is 6:55 right now. Hardcore 100. Let me hear you.
Mo
What's up? A freeze warning is in effect till 9am I didn't even notice. We're cozy inside our tent here at Willy's Grill and Ice House in kd. But freezing temperatures mostly north of Houston. Sunshine's going to rapidly warm, warm up our dry air today. Temperatures in the 50s by noon, 60s by afternoon and by the weekend. Rod, are you ready for this?
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Mo
We have the potential for record highs surging to 90 degrees.
Rod Ryan
It's 35 degrees outside now. It's warmer here because we're inside the tent.
Alex P. Middleton
We are.
Mo
See, those are warm people.
Rod Ryan
90 this weekend. That's amazing.
Mo
Insane.
Rod Ryan
All right, what else you got?
Mo
You remember yesterday, you and I were talking, talking about that lady in Utah that wrote the kids book about grieving after her husband passed away, Right? Late last night, after you and I were already sound asleep in our beds. That lady was found guilty on five counts of killing her husband. The 35 year old mother of three accused of lacing her husband's Moscow mule at home with a lethal dose of fentanyl, then turned around and wrote a children's book about grief, grieving death.
Rod Ryan
I mean, they're saving the hottest seat in hell for her.
Mo
That's really something. I hope y' all are wearing green today. It's St. Patrick's Day,
Rod Ryan
so I. I really don't know the answer to this. Do you get pinched when you're wearing green, or do you get pinched if you're not wearing green? No, you're not not wearing green.
Mo
Okay, I have another question. How do you spell Patty's Day? With T's or D's?
Rod Ryan
Always go D, baby.
Mo
According to Miriam Webster, D is the way to go.
Rod Ryan
St. Patrick.
Alex P. Middleton
St. Patrick.
Mo
I know. Isn't that confusing Now?
Alex P. Middleton
You're going to second guess everything.
Mo
It's D's. I was. I've been spelling it wrong. There's so many D jokes we can make right now. It's also National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day. But what are we eating today? Crawfish. And anything from Willie's Grill and Ice House here in Katy. Hey, Alex, this next one's for you. I'm sorry to report they've halted production of the new season of Mormon Wives.
Alex P. Middleton
That's for you.
Mo
It's your favorite show.
Alex P. Middleton
It's not my favorite.
Mo
Okay. I got the tea, though. We're learning more about the situation. The police confirmed two People magazine. There is an open domestic assault investigation between Taylor, who's the girl that's on the Bachelorette, and her former ex boyfriend, AKA baby daddy Dakota.
Alex P. Middleton
She's. She's the worst, though. Like, she is the worst.
Mo
Apparently, TMZ is reporting that both of them are being required to take a psych evaluation.
Alex P. Middleton
That seems on B.
Mo
And there's children involved. And the Bachelorette's supposed to come out any moment. Rod, I know you're deeply invested in this.
Rod Ryan
I'm not, But I think Alex truly is. He just kind of says, my wife
Alex P. Middleton
watches, and then I'm in the room. So I'm like, what's this girl's deal?
Rod Ryan
There go.
Mo
I watch my job to keep fun
Alex P. Middleton
of it, and then she makes fun of hockey when I watch that.
Rod Ryan
My girlfriend's a vegetarian, so it kind of makes me a vegetarian.
Mo
Oh, hey, that argument. Yeah, We've talked about music on vinyl before, and I have new statistics for y'. All.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
A new Report say record sales hit $1 billion last year for the first time since 1983.
Rod Ryan
So is there a Taylor Swift element to this? Because I think she puts out vinyls
Mo
are, there's but okay, we have one Taylor Swift.
Rod Ryan
So Taylor Swift puts out vinyls, I believe when she puts out these albums. And I think people just go buy all the media available when Taylor Swift puts out new music now, it's not just her.
Mo
No. But she had the top selling vinyl of 2025.
Rod Ryan
So she's driving it.
Mo
And she had eight versions of that vinyl. Does that mean you had to buy eight vinyls?
Alex P. Middleton
Good.
Rod Ryan
He's like, yeah, I did.
Mo
K Pop Demon hunters, also very famous vinyl. Do these kids even know how to play vinyl?
Alex P. Middleton
If you get a vinyl, if you
Rod Ryan
get a record player, like we got
Alex P. Middleton
one, I got one from wife for
Rod Ryan
Christmas and it's just like it's a
Alex P. Middleton
money suck because, well, I like that album too. I better get that. You just spend like 300 at a time on vinyl.
Mo
Hence these billion dollar numbers.
Rod Ryan
It's a fun thing. It's never going to come back more than it, you know, it doesn't sound better, but these are fun. These are fun stats. And listening to an album is always a great thing because you're forced to listen to the entire, you know, first side. You don't really just pick and choose track. So I, I, I, I like the album. I like it. I, I, I don't get too excited about these numbers. But that's fun though. That's a fun number.
Alex P. Middleton
How about cre last week after the
Rod Ryan
concert, during the concert, he is all in on Creed right now.
Alex P. Middleton
Creed and Jamie Buffett.
Mo
Hey, those are Houston's headlines.
Rod Ryan
All right, let's throw it over to Alex. What you got going on in sports?
Alex P. Middleton
The Rockets fell to the Lakers last night, 192. They fall to 41 26. Yeah, rockets suck right now. They're gonna have a day off today to think of what they've done before. They play the Lakers again tomorrow night and hopefully turn things around in college hoops. We've got two NCAA AAA tournament playing games tonight. At 5:40, University of Maryland, Baltimore county is going to take on Howard. And then at 8:15, Texas plays North Carolina State for the right to play BYU in the first round. Can I watch both games on True TV?
Rod Ryan
It's 7 o'.
Alex P. Middleton
Clock. All right, there you go.
Mo
That's what the countdown was for.
Rod Ryan
It's seven o'. Clock. They're pouring beers. Please, Alex, continue quickly.
Alex P. Middleton
Tonight, Team USA is Going to play Venezuela in the championship game, the World Baseball Classic. First pitch will be at 7:00'.
Mo
Clock.
Alex P. Middleton
You can watch it on Fox. No one cares. That's what's going on in sports.
Rod Ryan
Okay, the bar is open. Chili, Chili, get up.
Chili
We just lost all of our crowd.
Rod Ryan
They're all at the bar. Yeah, everybody did just funnel over there. Okay, welcome, everybody. That's home room. I hope you had a good time. We got plenty more planned for you. And of course, Chili. We got to get set, set up here. We're gonna get ready. The gallon challenge is coming up. You need to be a part of this live audience, man. Come on down here and join us. Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas, with 94. 5 the buzz. Come on.
Alex P. Middleton
Houston's rocking alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.
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6 to 10am, 94. 5 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show and welcome to the seventh spot. If you're carrying over from homeroom, thank you very much. If you're just joining us, wakey, hands on snakey. It's in the 30s. It's about 35 degrees outside. Nobody cares about that. We are live to air. We are at Willy's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas. We got this big massive tent here and we are being fueled by the warmth of the hardcore 100. Now, we have expanded beyond the hardcore 100. I don't, I, I can't tell you how many people. People are here, but most of them are at the bar right now, Mo.
Mo
Because it opened at 7am yeah.
Rod Ryan
Now, wait a minute. Didn't you say that we were. Where's, where's our beer?
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
That was a good thing, Mo. That was your thing.
Mo
I'm in charge of getting beers. My. My job.
Rod Ryan
Mo said that, like mom said that we could have beer at 7.
Mo
Mom did say that.
Alex P. Middleton
She insisted we had beer.
Mo
I wanted everyone else to get their beers first. And they're, you know. See, look how happy everyone is.
Rod Ryan
All right. Well, Chili, I don't know what the international symbol of beer is, but four cervices, four for four. Hold on.
Chili
Let me flash my boobies to the bartenders.
Mo
Thanks, Chili.
Rod Ryan
So the ladies, the Greek. Oh, my God.
Alex P. Middleton
You really did.
Mo
Happy St. Patrick's Day to me.
Chili
They looked at me crazy. I, I don't think it's going to work.
Rod Ryan
We are. We have our first Guatemalan titty of the morning. It has been flashed. And now here comes the cops.
Mo
Is that a taco?
Rod Ryan
Great. Here comes the cops. Oh, people have tacos hey, got me a taco. The party is underway at Willy's Grill and Ice House. It is a 21 and older party. There is all kinds of parking. Of course, I'm going to encourage everybody to Uber or ride share lift. I'm sorry. Sorry. I always say Uber. Just correct me and say, just get your ass here. Somebody drop you off. Have mom drop you off. I don't care.
Chili
It worked. I gotta go get the beers. Hold on.
Rod Ryan
Oh, okay. All right, Mo, we have beers coming. Green beer is flowing, there's food. There's a ticket system here that's going to be implemented. And again, I don't want to bother you with a bunch of details, but it's so easy when the ticket situation is. And I kind of told you on the air, when you go to the fair Ferris wheel, you don't hand that kid cash anymore. You give him a ticket. Right. To get on the Ferris wheel. So everything is a ticketed system. Look at this.
Mo
That's green.
Rod Ryan
There you go, Mo.
Mo
Oh, thank you.
Rod Ryan
Wait a minute. We have 94. Five the Buzz Cups. Wow. Wow, these look fancy. Oh, my friends over at Centergenics in the low Tea center, they bought us all these cups.
Mo
Thanks, Rob.
Alex P. Middleton
Shout out to them.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I asked them and I didn't know that they actually did it, but thank you, you guys. That's awesome. Hey, who's drinking with us this morning?
Mo
Cheers.
Rod Ryan
Cheers, my friends. Yeah.
Alex P. Middleton
What do the Irish say? Slain.
Rod Ryan
Oh, Mo, that was a great idea. Cilantro, I think is cilantro. You're right.
Chili
Cilantro to you too.
Alex P. Middleton
In traditional Irish.
Rod Ryan
All right, here's what we're going to do.
Mo
Nice and cold.
Rod Ryan
We're watering. We break. What we're going to do is we're going to bring up our milk drinkers. We have five gallon challenge contestants coming up.
Mo
I have some questions about this game.
Rod Ryan
Well, I already met Thomas. Now, you know that We've already talked to Thomas because he's the guy that emailed me and he said 20 years ago he was in the gallon challenge with us and he was not successful, meaning he barfed first out.
Mo
So if you barf, you're out, you barf, you're out.
Rod Ryan
And he says he was one of the first guys out. He said he never thought that he'd get a chance to do it again. And you know what? Thomas is back.
Mo
It's a real honor to have you, Thomas.
Rod Ryan
We're gonna have Mark, Brandon, Lee, and I believe, Rudy coming up. So that's what we're gonna Work on during the break. It's a short break we're gonna bring on. I'm already burping beer. I had one sip.
Alex P. Middleton
Just toss some tacos up.
Rod Ryan
Great. Oh, is this. There's tacos tossed all over the place. All right, we're going to take a short break and when we come back, we're going to meet our milk drinkers. We'll tell you the rules, but everyone knows, man, there's $500 on the line from Shell Federal Credit Union to the winner of the gallon challenge coming up right here as we are live to air. 94. 5 the buzz. Rock and alternative for Houston, the Rod ryan Morning Show.
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Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show, live to air. Here we are, Willie's Grilling Ice House. Let me hear you. We're out here on the best side, Katy, Texas. We got the hardcore 100 plus out here now. And we've got a bunch of people on stage that I'm going to talk about in just a moment. So we're getting set up for the gallon challenge coming up, which is just never before, never before have we offered up $500 to the winner of the gallon challenge. People will do it for no prizes. But first, first it is 720 if we can throw it over to my buddy, the Alex. Alex, what's trending? St. Patrick's Day still trending. You want to come hang out at
Alex P. Middleton
Willies with us and Katie? Everybody should do that.
Rod Ryan
Come on down.
Alex P. Middleton
Tell your boss it's okay.
Rod Ryan
No cover charge.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, no coverage. Your boss is gonna love.
Rod Ryan
Bring your boss with you.
Alex P. Middleton
World Baseball Classic is training. Venezuela beat Italy 4 to 2 last night. So the USA is going to play Venezuela tonight in the championship game. And last but not least is Banksy. Banksy's sailing. Because the artist's true name was Reveale. Someone did some digging. They found an old arrest of his. His name is Robin Cunningham.
Rod Ryan
Really?
Alex P. Middleton
But he's changed it to David Jones over the years. Original name Robert Gunning. Robin Cunningham.
Rod Ryan
So let me ask you this, and I know we're out here live, but I mean they have his name. Have they actually identified him?
Alex P. Middleton
Someone says they have a photo of him that's not been 100% verified.
Rod Ryan
Really?
Alex P. Middleton
His name was on an arrest record. Okay, so they're tying that back to
Rod Ryan
him with exactly been unveiled the world that we live in. I. I knew this guy wasn't going to be a mystery forever.
Alex P. Middleton
It's only a matter of time.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I knew he wasn't going to be a mystery forever.
Alex P. Middleton
That's what's trending. I knew we're by the buzz.
Rod Ryan
Okay, you guys want to talk about these. These guys on stage here?
Mo
Mo. Hey, guys.
Rod Ryan
Mo, you said you have questions.
Mo
I do have some questions. This is my first gallon challenge, you know.
Rod Ryan
First gallon challenge for Mo. Well, good news is you don't have to do any milk drinking.
Mo
That's great news. I love milk. I do. But I don't know. I've never drank it in the green form before.
Rod Ryan
In seat number one.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Let me say give it up for Thomas over here. Thomas, good morning. Hey, Thomas, tell. Give us a little backstory here. How long ago do you think you did the gallon challenge? It was exactly 20 years ago. Was it at St. Patrick's Day? Yes, it was at the Sherlock's in Willowbrook. And how long did you last. How much milk did you. You drink? I got through, I think a quarter of a gallon. And then you threw up? Yeah.
Mo
Okay, wait, have you been training for this day? Like redemption?
Alex P. Middleton
Basically, yeah.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Okay. Did. What did you eat today? You said you had some secret weapon and you had a bag of something. A McGriddle. A McGriddle is your secret weapon?
Mo
Secret weapon.
Rod Ryan
Thomas, welcome. Welcome back. Thomas, welcome back. 20 years.
Chili
I'mma call him McPuke.
Rod Ryan
Okay, next up is Mark. Mark, where you from? Oh, man. Katie. Texas, down the street. Okay. Hey, Mark, what do you think about drinking a gallon of milk? You look like one of those guys that probably says, oh, Rod, I drink a gallon every morning, pretty much. I used to be a three gallon a week guy. Three gallons a week? I mean, that's normal. This is ice cold whole milk. What did you have for breakfast? A couple cups of coffee. That's it. Oh, wow, Mark, congratulations on being number 28 in the hardcore 100.
Mo
That's a looking good.
Rod Ryan
That's a low number, man. Gotta get up early. The lower the number. What time did you get in line for? 28. 4. 2420. Of course you can.
Mo
Of course.
Rod Ryan
Next up, give it up for Brandon. Hey, Brandon, where are you from? Houston. Okay, what you have for breakfast this morning? Nothing. Okay, you're wide open right now.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, yeah.
Mo
Is that the move?
Rod Ryan
I don't know. Is the McGriddle the move or nothing? I don't know what the move is. Brandon, you're in it to win it. It's $500.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, yeah.
Chili
Ready to go.
Rod Ryan
Okay, next up is Jace. Good morning, Jace. Morning, Jace. Where you from? Baytown. Okay.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Dirty Dirty we should be talking about. Everybody's a about the same size here. How tall are you? Six' four. Six' four. Okay, so he's the biggest man here. How much do you weigh? 270. He's a big dude. He's a big dude, but he's, like, in shape guy. What did you have for breakfast? Not a thing.
Mo
Know about this?
Rod Ryan
Six' four, nothing to eat yet. He's got a lot of room for milk.
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Rod Ryan
Next up is give it up for Rudy, everybody.
Mo
What up, guys? Hey, Rudy.
Rod Ryan
Rudy, you might be the smallest guy in the contest.
Mo
I am, but I'm the winner.
Rod Ryan
Rudy, how tall are you? I'm six foot. How much do you weigh? 170. 170. Okay. It's those skinny guys, okay? They got the big wieners and they can drink the milk.
Mo
Okay.
Alex P. Middleton
Any comment on that?
Mo
All right, no comment.
Rod Ryan
Would you eat what you have for breakfast? Half a taco and bottle of water. Okay, Water. Alex, can we use this as the official timer?
Alex P. Middleton
We can now.
Rod Ryan
What are you wearing, Alex?
Alex P. Middleton
I'm wearing a poncho. In years past, I've got a little backsplash.
Mo
You didn't tell me to wear a poncho.
Alex P. Middleton
Well, I. You're not like, right in the line of fire, okay? I've been fire before.
Mo
Thanks for taking one for the team.
Alex P. Middleton
That's what I do. It's my sacrifice.
Mo
They're opening their melt.
Rod Ryan
They can open. Don't drink yet. Now, is this. Is this the famed puke?
Alex P. Middleton
Is the puke.
Mo
Wait, what does that mean?
Rod Ryan
Does it work? Hang on. Let me check 1, 2. Check 1, 2.
Mo
Y', all, there's stuff on.
Rod Ryan
Check 1, 2. Puke mic is not attached. Puke Mike, the puke mic is not attached. It's just out there. It's not on the air.
Mo
It's very old.
Rod Ryan
Not on the air.
Mo
It kind of looks like Bob Barker's microphone.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, like a short vers.
Rod Ryan
All right, we're gonna see if we can get that right now we're using Al Alex's mic.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
All right, the official timer. Now, why would we need to time this? Here's what. These are the rules, gentlemen. 45 minutes. 45 minutes. If nobody finishes and nobody barfs, whoever has drank the most milk will be the winner. Okay, after 45 minutes. Now, the first. First person to finish the milk, you go on the clock. You have to keep it in for 10 minutes. You cannot barf for 10 minutes. If you drink the milk and keep it in for 10 minutes, you are the winner. Of the $500. And I don't think it needs to be said, but I'll say it. And thomas knows this all too well, if you throw up, you are out of the contest. Okay, on my mark, On my mark. 3, 2, 1. Start drinking that milk.
Mo
Cheers, gentlemen. Okay, as far as strategy.
Rod Ryan
All right, tea time is 7:27. We're going to let them drink the milk. We'll check back with them. We're going to play a song. We'll come back, we'll see what their approach is. Is. Oh, people are slamming.
Mo
There's some slam.
Rod Ryan
You're not going to be able to slam a gallon. Nobody. Don't worry. Nothing's going to happen. Yes.
Chili
Your guy's drinking like a bird.
Mo
Well, maybe he has a strategy.
Rod Ryan
He'll be doing the opposite way.
Mo
He's a professional.
Rod Ryan
Thomas has done this before.
Mo
Yeah, I kind of trust tommy.
Rod Ryan
Give it up for the milk drinkers here in house. Okay, we're gonna take check back as we continue our live broadcast. The gallon challenge is on live from willie's grill and ice house in Katy, Texas with 945 the buzz. This is the rod ryan show. Take a beer with you guys is just plain oldfashioned fun on 945 the Buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod ryan show as we are broadcasting live from willie's grill and ice house in katy, Texas. It's a 21 and up party. Oh, we gotta get right out there. Alex, I need you right out there. Right now. We're doing the gallon challenge. We're doing the gallon challenge right now. We have five gentlemen on stage. They're all competing to try to win 500 from Shell Federal Credit Union. Thomas, who did it 20 years ago. Chili, where's thomas at? What is he doing with that milk?
Chili
Are we wasting a picture on him? Bro, he's over here, like, sipping like a bird.
Rod Ryan
Okay, Rod.
Mo
It feels right.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so Thomas hasn't even done maybe a quarter of a gallon yet, huh? Quarter. Okay, a quarter. I don't think that's a quart, but okay. I'm not going to argue with you. Yeah, show me a quart. Go. All right, now, next up is mark. Mark, let me see what you're. What you got?
Mo
Mark's drinking.
Rod Ryan
Mark's still drinking. Brandon. Brandon. Brandon's at the halfway.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Jace, hold up where you're at?
Mo
Oh, jace, I don't know. I don't know. J. J, you're pretty.
Rod Ryan
Jace, is 3/4 of the way done with that milk?
Mo
Yeah.
Alex P. Middleton
That's a lot.
Mo
That is a lot.
Rod Ryan
And Rudy, where you at? Rudy's just under half. Rudy's the little guy. He's the little guy. I say he's a little guy.
Mo
Never been called little in his life.
Rod Ryan
Six feet, 170. Okay, Jace, I want to hear. Jace, are you gonna make a run at that?
Chili
Are you?
Rod Ryan
Chuck, are you slamming that right now? Go.
Mo
He's taking a lot of it.
Alex P. Middleton
Yes. There he goes. Here he goes.
Mo
There's a lot of peer pressure going on.
Rod Ryan
Right Is now slamming.
Mo
I don't know.
Rod Ryan
He's in that last court.
Mo
The wizard did not recommend.
Alex P. Middleton
Alex, I see some burps. I see some burps. You need to finish it.
Mo
Clench your back teeth.
Rod Ryan
Now, Alex, when he's done, he's got to keep it in for. I'll time it.
Alex P. Middleton
I've got a timer on there too.
Rod Ryan
Okay. We are six minutes into the competition.
Mo
500 on the line.
Alex P. Middleton
I don't know if he is feeling great right now.
Mo
He looks great.
Rod Ryan
Can we get talk to him?
Mo
Jace, you look great.
Alex P. Middleton
How you feeling, bud?
Chili
Wait, wait, wait, wait. R. Your guy's telling me I should
Rod Ryan
move cuz he's going to barf.
Chili
No, he's drink. Like, what a waste of make.
Mo
No, he doesn't like your juju.
Rod Ryan
All right. Jace is by far and away in front of.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, Jay's looking up right now. Maybe we.
Mo
Your back.
Rod Ryan
Oh, here we go. He just. Oh, it went up. He just threw up and it was like a. He did not point his head into the garbage can. He put his head back and it came out like a fountain all over himself.
Mo
See that?
Rod Ryan
That was the guy.
Alex P. Middleton
Don't let it all out, buddy.
Rod Ryan
He slammed it too early.
Alex P. Middleton
You let it all out.
Rod Ryan
That's the big man. That's the big man in the competition now.
Mo
Out.
Rod Ryan
Now the thing that happens is he's done. All the other milk drinkers are still in it, but they're all looking away.
Mo
They're looking away. We're all looking away.
Rod Ryan
They have bellies full of milk right now.
Mo
Yeah. And they've got to keep it down.
Rod Ryan
The big man is out.
Mo
Jace. We were cheering for you, Jace. It really was.
Rod Ryan
We are seven and a half minutes into this competition.
Mo
Man down.
Rod Ryan
We are one. Man down.
Mo
We are.
Rod Ryan
That means it's anybody's game. Hold up your milk. Let me take a look at where everybody's at.
Mo
Can I see your gallon?
Rod Ryan
Okay. So Rudy, oven.
Mo
Brad.
Chili
You guys scaring me.
Mo
I'm not scared.
Rod Ryan
He's got.
Mo
Look at him.
Rod Ryan
Thomas has done this before.
Mo
He's been training his whole 20 years for this.
Rod Ryan
Mark, where you at? Mark? Hold up.
Mo
Your mark.
Rod Ryan
Mark's still at the halfway point. Brandon, where you at? Brandon? Halfway point. And Rudy is not a little guy. He's 61. He's got to be 61.
Mo
Can someone check on Jace over there? He just left the stage.
Rod Ryan
But Jace, come on up here. You to need a garbage can. You want to let that out, Jace.
Mo
Let it out, friend.
Rod Ryan
Jace, you'll feel so much better.
Mo
Yeah, just get it.
Rod Ryan
Come on. Right here. Next. Right here. Next to Rudy.
Mo
I wish he could puke and rally. That's my kind of game. All right. All right.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so we got. So this game is going to go on just a little bit longer. I thought it was going to be over with Jace, but not the case. All right, we're gonna play another song. 500 on the line from Shell Federal Credit union. And there's one pile of barf on the stage already.
Mo
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Rod Ryan
Nobody throw up until the song's over.
Mo
We want to hear it live on the radio. The ride rides grill and ice House in Katy.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the Buzz St. Patrick's Day is coming up. A gun St. Patrick's Day is coming UP a gun St. Patrick's Day is COMING up A card to drink till before come the Ron Lion show on 94. 5 the Buzz.
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Rod Ryan
Good morning, everybody. Rod Ryan Show Mo. I'm concerned. You don't look like you're having any fun.
Mo
Ah, I'm soaking it all in.
Rod Ryan
Willie's. Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas. We are broadcasting live to air. We need to do this more often. This is so much fun being out here with all of you guys. I love every one of you out here this morning. Thank you. Thank you for listening at home in your cars, wherever it is that you're listening to us this morning. But, man, there really is something special about getting people up here to come out and party with us in the morning. I'm telling you now, I got. I got bit by it, man. I want to do this more. Chili, you have a question?
Mo
No. He's got a.
Chili
Guy is a disappointment. He's a.
Mo
Stop it.
Chili
He's being a CJ shroud right now, Thomas.
Rod Ryan
All right, hang on. Thomas is my guy. Hang on a second. Thomas, can we talk a little bit? You look like you're struggling. Is that true? Yeah, I'm struggling. Okay, tell me about the struggle. Is the milk cold? Cold? Yeah. Is that pro? Is that problematic, the coldness of it? No, it's more the cold weather. Okay, cold weather. Now it's whole milk. There's just a little. There's a wonderful little tint of green which you can't taste, but it's whole milk. Tell me what. Tell me what it feels like. Look like you're struggling. What is it? We haven't been there before. What do you feel? My stomach's a balloon and it's gonna pop. Okay, that's what's happening. You look like you're about to pop.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
What made you think you wanted to do this again? You did it 20 years ago.
Mo
That's a good question.
Rod Ryan
Of course you were 20 years younger. Did you forget how miserable you felt 20 years ago? No, I remembered a little bit of a glutton for punishment. Honestly, I just wanted to see you. Okay, well, I'm glad you're here, Thomas. You're still my guy.
Mo
We're proud of you.
Rod Ryan
You're still my guy. Now let's check in. Julie, can we check in with Mark? Mark's just slow and steady. Hasn't said much. Tomorrow wins the race. Are you feeling Mark cold to the core? Yes. I'm telling you, it's not so much cold in here either. Okay. Cuz we're inside the tent. It's. These guys are drinking a gallon of ice cold milk. It's cold and it's making them cold.
Mo
Extra cold.
Rod Ryan
Mark, are you past the halfway point? Oh, yes you are. Okay now, Brandon.
Mo
Hey, Brandon.
Rod Ryan
Brandon has the least amount of milk right now. Until Rudy started chugging.
Mo
Sitting pretty.
Rod Ryan
Oh, Brandon, how are you feeling? Pretty good. Is there, is there anything.
Mo
No coughing.
Rod Ryan
Is there a pukey feeling or are you feeling strong? Not yet. Okay. Not yet. Brandon hasn't said much. My guy over here on the end, I keep calling him the little guy. He's lying. He's six two, 170. This guy, he's a big dude.
Mo
Okay, Rudy, he is fueled by the hardcore one, 100.
Rod Ryan
Rudy, hold up your gallon. Oh my dude. Make a run. He's down to the bottom. Rudy, can you make a run here? You want to finish it? Finish it.
Alex P. Middleton
Not yet. Maybe not yet.
Rod Ryan
Maybe not yet.
Mo
Oh, he changed his mind.
Alex P. Middleton
You have plenty of time.
Mo
That's okay. You're good. How are we doing on time?
Rod Ryan
I thought he was going to make a run at it, but that's, that's fine. We are 16. We are now 17 minutes into the contest.
Mo
Okay? They have 45.
Rod Ryan
They have 45 minutes.
Mo
Okay?
Rod Ryan
But we know that as soon as somebody is done with the gallon, which I think Rudy is going to be the, the next guy to finish, you have to keep it in for an additional 10 minutes. Okay?
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Rudy, are you making a run here or are we going to go into a break? He said go into a break.
Alex P. Middleton
Chill for a second. All right?
Chili
He looked like he was making to run for that trash can.
Mo
Stop. Stop it.
Rod Ryan
He got the crowd behind him, Rudy.
Mo
See, it's that fear pressure.
Rod Ryan
All right, let's do this. We'll continue the action here live. You should all be here and check this out live. There's still remnants of the first contestant that went down all over the stage.
Mo
You don't have to check that part out.
Rod Ryan
Herb, we need to clean up on aisle three. Irv, clean up on aisle three.
Mo
Willie's Grill and Ice House has breakfast going.
Rod Ryan
Oh, they do have breakfast food going right now. They're gonna have crawfish later today. They're gonna have food all day.
Mo
The green beer is flowing, guys.
Rod Ryan
Come on down and join the party. We'll check back in with our milk drinkers after this short break as we continue the live broadcast with 94. 5 the buzz. Rock and alternative for Houston.
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Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.
Mo
Oh, Rod.
Rod Ryan
Wow, Mo. There's a lot to catch up. Yeah, there's a lot to catch up.
Alex P. Middleton
That's why you got to get down to Willie's Ice House in Katie or
Rod Ryan
you might miss something. All right, we're gonna have to just. I'm gonna. I'm gonna make the call here. We've got to catch everybody up on what just happened here. Yeah. For the gall. All right, so we're just gonna kind of punt on headlines and sports for right now because this is much more intense and much more important.
Mo
It's happening.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex P. Middleton
Ax headlines.
Rod Ryan
We're gonna ax all the headlines in the sports. It's 7:53.
Mo
Good morning.
Rod Ryan
Good morning, everybody.
Mo
Holy crap.
Rod Ryan
Happy St. Patrick's Day. Today we are live at Willie's Grill and Ice House here in Katy, Texas. There is no price for admission. We should be charging this. Is this good? Okay.
Mo
I cannot believe what's happening.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so what's been happening is the gallon challenge has been going on. This is where you have to drink a gallon of milk in 45 minutes. We are still on the clock right now. As a matter of fact, only one contestant is on the clock right now, meaning if he doesn't throw up in the the next four minutes. If he doesn't throw up in the next four minutes. He has all but locked in the $500. Now, who is that contestant? That's contestant number two, Mark, everybody.
Mo
Hey, Mark. Wow. He is. Wow.
Rod Ryan
All right, so I want to talk to Mark in just a minute.
Mo
Throwing beads to the ladies and chugging milk.
Rod Ryan
Chili, where did Thomas go? He's out of here.
Chili
McGriddle is McPuking right now.
Rod Ryan
You called it.
Mo
Thomas is the one did this 20 years ago.
Rod Ryan
Thomas did it 20 years ago. He made it just about a half a gallon.
Chili
We'll see him in another 20 years.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Alex P. Middleton
Well, do you. Do you recall when we were like, I don't know if he's got what it takes? You were like, no, I wanted him to win today.
Rod Ryan
Legacy 20 years. So the first guy to go out was the biggest dude in the competition. It was Jace. And he literally had a milk fountain spewing. I never saw anybody. I never saw anybody throw up. Sitting straight up and put their head back so that it fountain all over their own head.
Mo
There is a slow motion video of that that exists.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex P. Middleton
Make it a gift immediately.
Rod Ryan
So that was contestant number four. Contestant number one was Thomas. Yes. It was Rod's pick. Yes. It was the guy that I allowed in after 20 years.
Mo
Years. And he's out.
Rod Ryan
I asked him, why would you do this? He said, I just wanted to come down and take part in this again. And obviously he's feeling different about his decision. Here's what happened.
Mo
Yeah. What happened after that?
Rod Ryan
So again, Mark is on the clock. Mark's a couple minutes away from winning 500. We'll check in with him. But it's guy on the end, Rudy. And then the quiet one, Brandon Baytown. It was a papow. Puke. Puke. Oh, Brandon started barfing and Rudy. Rudy was gonna win this thing. He had about an inch left in his gallon. Can I talk to Rudy real quick? Rudy, you had this thing locked up. Tell me you saw Brandon throw up and you instantly chucked right after him.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, I was.
Rod Ryan
Was just going to come out anyway no matter what he did. Yeah, I mean, it was bam, bam in that border.
Alex P. Middleton
That's not even a full second. I don't know.
Rod Ryan
Brandon, what happened to you? Come here. Come here. Brandon.
Mo
Hey, Baytown, Right there.
Rod Ryan
Right. Turn around. Chili's got your mic. Dude, you weren't really saying a whole lot. You told me before the contest you were in it to win it. I appreciate you. You gunned it. You went as hard as as you could.
Alex P. Middleton
Just had a random burp and it just came out.
Rod Ryan
That's what I was going to ask. Was it brewing or was it a burp? And then that was it. And that's it. And it came out.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Was there. Was it instant relief when you. When you got rid of it?
Mo
You look like a million bucks now. I'm just saying.
Rod Ryan
Do you need.
Mo
You look great.
Rod Ryan
Do you need to throw up again?
Mo
No.
Alex P. Middleton
Glowing.
Rod Ryan
What about Rudy? Rudy, Is everything. Everything out of you? Is everything out of you or you still gotta think so? Yeah, it's pretty much.
Alex P. Middleton
It was a lot that you Let go.
Rod Ryan
Okay, we're just under two minutes. Can we talk to the man that's gonna walk out of here with 500? His.
Alex P. Middleton
His.
Rod Ryan
His name is Mark. Hello, Mark. I mean, yeah, these guys, all one. One. They all went. This guy over here, I had coming out of his nose.
Mo
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for this minute and then I'm gonna chug it.
Chili
And.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I'm definitely not gonna make it. It's going in the trash can. Okay, so you are gonna make a run. I'll make a run. He's gonna finish by default because everybody threw up. How much milk do you have left? About 20%. Okay. Oh, yeah, that's gonna go. Okay. It's just a formality now, where you're in the final 60 seconds. Tell me how you feel. You got. You got three. You got over three quarters of a gallon of milk, Ice cold milk in you. Tell me what it feels like. I'm shivering, man.
Chili
It's cold.
Rod Ryan
It's cold and it's. It's really not that cold in here, Mo. It's.
Mo
No, I feel good. I'm wearing little short shorts and I am toasty warm. So I don't know what's going on with you, Mark.
Rod Ryan
It's because of the ice cold milk that is sitting in his belly. All right, now we're down to the last 10 seconds. Count it down with me. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Mo
Oh.
Rod Ryan
Oh. And he waited till the buzzer to puke too. On command. Wow.
Mo
He was just holding it.
Alex P. Middleton
That is the definition of a winner at that point.
Mo
So winner.
Rod Ryan
I was counting down to him winning 500. I wasn't counting down to the bar.
Mo
But he held it in for you, Rod.
Rod Ryan
The winner of $500 from Shell Federal Credit Union. And he's. Oh, he's chucking that.
Alex P. Middleton
Okay, it's fine it all out, buddy. Rich.
Mo
Oh, there it comes.
Rod Ryan
There it goes.
Mo
I can't.
Alex P. Middleton
What a party, guys. Yeah, what a party.
Mo
What now? More milk.
Rod Ryan
Oh, jeez.
Mo
Beer.
Rod Ryan
You want to do that in the 8 o' clock hour too?
Mo
More milk.
Alex P. Middleton
Right back.
Mo
That was fun.
Chili
If you're watching on Instagram live or the Rock Ryan show, Facebook. You just saw him.
Alex P. Middleton
You got a show.
Rod Ryan
He's. He's a big dude. Man. That's going back for more. What a psycho. What a psycho.
Mo
Drinking, just chugging his milk. He's like, he has nothing to lose.
Rod Ryan
He's going back for more.
Alex P. Middleton
I've never seen him more deserving $500.
Rod Ryan
He wants to finish it. Finish it.
Alex P. Middleton
Finish, finish.
Mo
This guy knows how to party.
Rod Ryan
He does love it.
Mo
He loves to party.
Rod Ryan
He's going for it. He's got. That's.
Mo
It doesn't matter.
Alex P. Middleton
He just spiked it into the trash can.
Mo
The whole gallon.
Alex P. Middleton
And you can throw it up. Dude, you're good.
Mo
You're good.
Rod Ryan
He didn't even have to finish the gallon and he did it anyways.
Mo
Just champion.
Rod Ryan
I mean that was just. That was just hero. That was fu. Milk. Hero ball. Oh, wow.
Mo
You don't even care.
Rod Ryan
This guy's a legend,
Alex P. Middleton
right?
Rod Ryan
Give it up for the legend mark. Yeah,
Alex P. Middleton
you can throw up right to the bank, buddy. They have trash cans there.
Rod Ryan
We are only at the halfway point. It's eight o', clock everybody. Are you having a good time? Thank you to our friends over at Shell Federal Credit Union for the. For the five hundo. We gave it to the right guy. This guy is a party machine. No doubt about it. Listen, we got more everything coming up here. Make sure you get down here and join us for the live broadcast here at Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas with the Rod ryan show, the hardcore 100 and the 3 or 400. On top of that with 94. 5 the buzz, Houston's rock, Houston's Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morgan Morning show. The Buzz.
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Rod Ryan
It's the halfway point. Mo you okay?
Mo
I'm doing fabulous.
Rod Ryan
At the, at the country radio station. Did you guys like drink milk and barf and stuff on the radio?
Mo
There was a of lot, lot of barfing just now. Yeah, that was new.
Rod Ryan
Has that happened before or.
Mo
Yeah, usually when I see people barf, I barf as well. So I tried to close my eyes. I'm a little nervous.
Rod Ryan
I don't know what it is. I know like people think I'm a weirdo.
Alex P. Middleton
You're a little bit weird.
Rod Ryan
I know I'm a weirdo.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I know I'm a weirdo. And I understand. This is why people don't like the game. Who's chewing those chips? They don't like to hear people chewing.
Alex P. Middleton
Well, those people just like, you gotta
Mo
get over that is annoying.
Alex P. Middleton
Sipping that soup. That's a great, great game.
Rod Ryan
But it's the sound of somebody throwing up. Even us talking about it right now
Mo
is saying the word puke makes me want to puke.
Rod Ryan
Correct.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
So when you hear somebody doing it on the radio, I don't know why, for as long as I've been doing this 22 years here, I think it's the funniest thing ever. And it is never. It's like, it's like farts are always going to be funny to me. And guys, throwing up on the radio is never not going to be an amazing moment for me. I'm sorry.
Mo
It was a moment.
Rod Ryan
I know that it's weird. It's not for everybody. It's for me. It's for me.
Alex P. Middleton
Hey, and it's the Rod Ryan show.
Mo
Yeah, here we go.
Alex P. Middleton
It's a pretty good argument.
Rod Ryan
4 out of 5 all went down and, and made quite a mess up here. But there was one and that guy now is 500 richer from shell funeral.
Mo
I think Mark is still puking.
Rod Ryan
It had Just been so long.
Alex P. Middleton
It's good to be back.
Rod Ryan
But you know what, Mark? Yeah. Again, I got. I'm. I got bit right now. Like, I am loving doing this live broadcast. Let's just do one a week. I want more. I want more live.
Mo
You're so nervous.
Rod Ryan
I was super nervous. I was super nervous about doing this because we haven't done it in a long time. And just the nature of the beast. We don't have as many people as we used to. I know we're only at the halfway point, and there's still plenty of time for him to mess it up. But Brett is this guy that we stole from down the hall, and he's running the board, and we basically just threw him in there and said, here,
Alex P. Middleton
do this like, yesterday.
Rod Ryan
And, Brett, you're doing an awesome job. So thank you so much. We're gonna use you more.
Alex P. Middleton
I'm just gonna tell you, we like Brett.
Rod Ryan
We're gonna use you more. So if we. Fresh out of bed, head to head. We did a live version of that in homeroom. The gallon challenge. It is what it is. It was what it was. This hour, hour I have slated for us to play Chubby Leprechaun.
Mo
What the heck is that?
Rod Ryan
And we're going to be using all people from the audience for this one. So to my knowledge, Chili, you didn't line up anybody online or anything like that. We said we were going to get people from the audience.
Chili
Yeah, we. We got to get them from the audience because I didn't do anything. Any of that.
Rod Ryan
So we still have a bunch of tickets to give away. And again, I'll give you your choice if you win. So we're gonna get set up for that. But, Mo, I just thought we would take a second. Not only Willie's Grill and Ice House, we are inside this big, massive tent. I just saw Jeremy Benson. That's a huge deal for me. That's a huge deal for me. I just saw Jeremy, so I know that he's getting ready. I don't know.
Mo
Come sit over here.
Alex P. Middleton
It looks so hot right now.
Mo
Keep us warm.
Alex P. Middleton
Sorry, ladies, not the market.
Rod Ryan
Jeremy, you. You go on at 10. Where is your beer? It's at 8 o'.
Mo
Clock.
Rod Ryan
Where is your beer? Should I get started now? Yes. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute. Radio wizards right behind you. Right before I left, my wife goes, listen, I want you to be careful. And I was like, yeah, babe, we'll be all right.
Mo
Careful.
Rod Ryan
That's what we do. I'm telling you, I'm. I'm looking at this guy with this big, dopey grin on my face because not only did he just say his wife and congratulations on that. Yeah. But this guy came to me, a kid, and he interned on the Rod Ryan show years ago. And to see you and doing what you're doing right now and just to be on the stage with you, bro. I love you. You want to know something even crazier? I was going to save it for the midday show. Let's say about two weeks ago. My wife is officially pregnant. Let's go. Let's go. Dude. We have an open over.
Chili
Baby.
Rod Ryan
Come on. Let me. Let's go. Okay.
Mo
Congrats on doing it.
Rod Ryan
I'm going to go over Mo's mound of hair. She said one beer at seven. We got to have a beer for Jeremy, right?
Alex P. Middleton
It's back.
Rod Ryan
It's back. What, two years? Where to go? We locked it in. We just got married in November. Here we are. And waste any time. Hey.
Alex P. Middleton
Hell, yeah.
Rod Ryan
Everybody give it up for Jeremy's ball bag. Yeah.
Mo
Yes, you did.
Rod Ryan
Way to go, dude. Way to go. An exclusive on the Rod Ryan show today.
Chili
I was gonna say this for the
Rod Ryan
midday, but I was like, nah, dude. Thank you. Congratulations. I love you, bro. I really do. All right, we gotta take. I don't know. We'll continue, you say after that. Okay. Jeremy's raw dogging.
Mo
Okay. Yeah. He's allowed to.
Rod Ryan
All right, Mary, we're gonna take a break. Chili is going to give us some contestants, and we're gonna get set up for Chubby Leprechaun. We're gonna do it live on the air. We're gonna give you a chance to win some amazing tickets. This one will be a little easier on you. Mo was uneasy during all that barfing. Yes, he was. If you notice, she got real quiet.
Mo
I didn't want to bark. Okay.
Rod Ryan
All right. Hey. The fun continues. My God. Jeremy's having a baby. I can't even. The Rod Ryan show with Jeremy doing it live at Willy's Grill in Ice House in Katy, Texas, with 94.5 the buzz, Houston's rock. Houston's Alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. This crowd is not slowing down at all.
Mo
They took a day off work, Rod. They deserve this.
Rod Ryan
It looks like all the hardcore 100 is still here, hanging on.
Alex P. Middleton
They better be.
Rod Ryan
We have three hardcore 100 members up on stage. Stage, we're gonna meet in just a moment. And our friend Melissa. We're gonna meet all of them. And we're gonna get rolling with a game called Chubby Leprechaun. That's the next game and it will be for some amazing concert tickets. Okay, Anybody seen the milk guys? Are they okay? Are milk guys still checking in on our milk guys?
Mo
Oh, I see Jace over there.
Rod Ryan
Number one is still here.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Mo
Thomas I haven't seen since Living legend Thomas.
Rod Ryan
I haven't seen him, but I hope to check him.
Mo
Someone's pointing that he's in the bathroom.
Rod Ryan
Okay, okay, that's fine. I want to check in with all those guys coming up. All right, here's the deal. Day 23. I got my man. Have you guys ever met Alex P. Middleton before?
Alex P. Middleton
Hey guys, what's happening?
Rod Ryan
Nice to meet you, Alex. What's trending?
Alex P. Middleton
There's this little holiday going on right now called St. Patrick's Day. And if you really wanted to celebrate the right way, you came out to Lucky K or Nice house and Katie. I messed that up. I'm used to doing it at a different place. You would come here to Willie's Ice House in Katy where we're partying and having a great time. NCAA tournament's trending. The two play in games start tonight. We have UMBC against Howard and UT taking on NC State. And then Justin Fields is trending. He was the jets quarterback and the Bears quarterback before that and the Steelers quarterback for that. He is now being sent from the jets to the Chiefs in exchange for a six round draft pick. Okay, Chiefs have Patrick Mahomes coming off in ACL chair.
Mo
Maybe got a little bit of insurance for that.
Alex P. Middleton
But that is what's trending on 94. 5. The buzz.
Rod Ryan
Okay. Hey, Chili, can we say hi? A couple of people. You got some people up here on stage. Did you bring everybody out from the audience, Jilly? All.
Chili
All four of the people are from the audience.
Rod Ryan
Was it hard to get people to volunteer for this?
Chili
Nah, they. I was going to want to see
Rod Ryan
who has some cheeks on them.
Mo
Uhhuh. Cheeks.
Chili
And they all wanted to do it.
Rod Ryan
So we good? All right. In lane.
Mo
Cheeks is he talking about?
Rod Ryan
We're going to fill those cheeks up in lane. In lane number one is Chris with a C. Hello. Hello. Hardcore 100. Number 12.
Mo
Wow.
Rod Ryan
Okay to get number 12. Chris, what time did you get here last night? I got here at 8pm last night. Brought everyone hot chocolate and just stayed.
Mo
Wow, man. What even you doing all night playing poker and drinking?
Alex P. Middleton
Okay, sounds cool.
Mo
So what is this red light that's hitting me right now, Rod?
Chili
He must have Gotten here right after I left. Cuz I left here right at 7.
Mo
You were here till 7pm last time.
Chili
I was hanging out with the guys that were here like a dawn.
Mo
What were you doing here last night?
Chili
I was just making sure that everything
Mo
was being drinking and playing poker.
Chili
No, no, no, no, he's here. I had a video or two, I'm not gonna lie. But I was making sure that we're behaving.
Rod Ryan
So it was Dylan and Adan, but
Chili
it was like about eight people. But when I was here.
Mo
Come on. I see Dylan over there in a unicorn outfit.
Rod Ryan
Next up is hardcore 100, number 48, Angela. Good morning, Angela. Give it up.
Mo
Good morning.
Rod Ryan
What's up, sister Angela, you really said some nice things before. We were getting ready. Ready? You said you've been listening to the show for a long time. Thank you very much. I really appreciate that. How long you been listening?
Mo
Oh, over 20 years even since the money drop I mentioned when I got here before you guys. I mean, I've listened to this radio station for my whole life.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I love hearing that.
Mo
And she's only 21 years old. Elated to be here. I'm so excited.
Rod Ryan
I'm so excited for you, Angela. And hardcore 100, number 48. Next up is Chris with a K. Like Chris, girl. Chris, you got hardcore 100, number 65. What time did you get in line?
Mo
My son and I were late today, so we came here like right before 6 o'.
Rod Ryan
Clock.
Mo
They were late.
Rod Ryan
Late before 6 o'. Clock. And you did some. Is it crocheting that you did?
Mo
Yeah, I. I crocheted these headbands. I gave you one.
Rod Ryan
I have one great shamrock. It's wonderful. I'm going to put it on for the game.
Mo
I gave. I gave Mo and the boy.
Rod Ryan
Oh, the twins got a pin. Nice. All right, Chris with a K. Congratulations on getting in here and getting in the hardcore 100. And then Melissa came in a little afterwards. She said 620. Everything was gone. Melissa, you didn't get a hardcore 100. But we've known you. You come to all of our stuff. You're a gravy ganger. Now, I don't know you to play all these crazy wacky games. Never before.
Mo
But I'm hoping that controlling the gag reflex helps the. I make no promises about that.
Rod Ryan
All right, we've got four contestants. We're gonna get rolling with Chubby Bunny right after this. Don't go anywhere. They're playing for some amazing concert tickets. You need to be a part of this live Broadcast radio wizard has some kind of a cannon.
Mo
What is he about in his hand? What? Confetti.
Rod Ryan
At 8:30am A confetti cannon has just been blasted.
Chili
I was at the Scuba gear.
Mo
He was blasting his cannon all over our hardcore 100.
Rod Ryan
Coming up, we've got Chubby Leprechaun live here at Willie's Grill and ice house with 94.5 the buzz. You know what they say, when in Rome, drink like the Irish. Happy St. Frederick's Day, the Rod Ryan Show. 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz Nirvana, Rod R. Ryan Show. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. I know there's a lot of people. I, I just took a second to go take, take a look at some of the emails that are coming in and let me tell you, you guys that are here in the audience, everybody at work has so much FOMO right now. They all want to be you. So thank you for coming and being a part. You've really made this special. And we're just kind of getting things rolling here because we already talked to big Jeremy Benson. He's going to be broadcasting live starting at 10. Right around the time, right around the time that Jeremy starts broadcasting, Reverend Butter is going to start carving. And he just happens to be the best ice carver in North America. Number two in the world. He's going to be carving some ice and he's going to be putting on an unbelievable show. Mo, you said you've seen Reverend Butter before.
Mo
One other time.
Rod Ryan
So chase chainsaw. There's flames involved, there's ice. It's unbelievable. He's gonna put on a show for us. So if you were listening at home or in the office and you were still thinking about maybe sneaking out, Reverend Butter should check in with us at about 9:30 or so. I mean, he's the coolest dude in the world. He can come in whenever he wants. When he comes in, you'll know it. All right.
Mo
The perfect spot for lunch too. Willie's Grill and Ice House, they've got some lunch specials going on celebrating St. Louis Patrick's Day. If you can only come by on your lunch break, Come by.
Rod Ryan
Oh, that's a brilliant idea. And Jeremy will be on middays. Teresa will be here broadcasting tonight, so. And then live music kicks in. It's going to be amazing. It's going to be amazing. It's an all day celebration. It already is amazing because you guys in the audience have made it amazing. Thank you.
Mo
Cheers.
Rod Ryan
Okay, we're going to play a little game. It's called Chubby leprechaun. Mo. I went to three stores last night. I was almost going to call you.
Mo
Went inside stores?
Rod Ryan
I went in stores last night. I just assumed there would be green peeps and there were not green peeps. Now we know that Easter's just around the corner, so the bunnies are there. But I didn't want anybody confused with the bunnies, so I bought the true old school peep chicks. They're purple. I'm sorry, they're not green. Those of you that are listening to the radio, pretend that what they're going to be eating are green peeps. Now, they're not eating the green peeps, though, right? All they got to do is put one in their mouth, okay? And they have to say the word Chubby leprechaun.
Mo
Chubby leprechaun.
Rod Ryan
We're gonna move very, very quick, okay? Okay, they're gonna put one in their mouth.
Mo
They're each gonna say one at a time.
Rod Ryan
Then the second one's gonna enter their mouth. They gotta keep them in their mouth.
Mo
Enter their mouth.
Rod Ryan
Maybe chew a couple times, toss it to the side and let's hear you.
Mo
He changed his mind.
Rod Ryan
All right, we're gonna start with Chris. Everybody. At the same time.
Alex P. Middleton
Keep.
Rod Ryan
And then you. You got to keep track.
Mo
Insert. I'm ready.
Rod Ryan
Okay, peep number one, please. Everybody, place it in your mouth.
Mo
Insert.
Rod Ryan
Okay, let's do this quickly. I'm going to have to work with chili. First of all, contestant number one, Chris. Say it. Chubby leprechaun. Easy. Angela.
Mo
Chubby leprechaun.
Rod Ryan
Next up is Chris with a K. Chubby leprechaun. Melissa. Chubby leprechaun. Heath, number two.
Mo
Insert.
Alex P. Middleton
Done.
Rod Ryan
Everybody beep number two. Choo choo, choo.
Alex P. Middleton
No swallowing.
Rod Ryan
Off to the side. Let's go back to Melissa.
Mo
Chubby leprechaun.
Rod Ryan
Chris with a K. Chubby leprechaun. Angela.
Mo
Chubby leprechaun.
Rod Ryan
Chris. Chubby leprechaun. That's two peeps. Peep number three. This is the lightning round. Peep number three. Choo choo choo. Off to the side.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
Here we go. Chris. Chubby leprechaun. Okay, he already sounds a little full to me. Angela. Chubby leprechaun. That's good. That's three. Chris with a K. Chubby leprechaun. Melissa with an M. Chubby leprechaun. Let's go. Next Peep. How many is this? Mo?
Mo
This is number four.
Rod Ryan
Peep number four. Peep number four dot Choo choo choo. Off to the Side. You're looking good, Melissa. We're already back to you. Leprechaun.
Chili
Yes, she did.
Rod Ryan
Chris with a K. Chevy Leprechaun. Oh, that's strong. That's strong. Angela Leprechaun. Not bad. Chris W. Leprechaun. All right, Next peep.
Mo
This is number five.
Rod Ryan
Peep number five. Choo choo choo. Off to the side. Here we go. This is peak number five. And this is the end of the first sleeve of peeps. Oh, Christmas.
Mo
A C. Okay.
Rod Ryan
Tubby Leprechaun. Angela. Uhoh. She's hurting.
Mo
Sorry.
Rod Ryan
Chris with a K. Chubby Leprechaun. Strong. That's my winner. That's my winner. Melissa. Chubby Leprechaun. She's hurting.
Mo
All right, we landed.
Rod Ryan
She's hurting five. Next one.
Mo
Insert number six.
Rod Ryan
Peep number six. Peep number six dot Choo choo choo. Off to the side. Quickly back to Melissa.
Chili
Oh no.
Rod Ryan
Nice and loud.
Mo
Yes she did.
Rod Ryan
Yes. That advances to the next round. Chris with a K. Chubby Leprechaun.
Mo
That was so casual. Rod. You called your winner.
Rod Ryan
Watch out for her. Angela.
Mo
Don't be. Chubby Leprechaun does not care.
Rod Ryan
Chris with a C. Why?
Mo
Why is he struggling? This huge, huge man.
Rod Ryan
He is kind of struggling. Let's go. Next peep. How many?
Mo
This is number seven.
Rod Ryan
Peep number seven. Lucky number seven. Okay, we go to Chris with a C. Peep number seven. Chubby Leprechaun.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, oh.
Rod Ryan
Okay, I'm gonna need that one more time.
Alex P. Middleton
He just gets on that one.
Rod Ryan
No, he's out. No, he's out. Oh, that's a big old ball. Peeps you. He's out.
Mo
That was Chris. I'm surprised by this revelation.
Alex P. Middleton
And then there were three.
Rod Ryan
Three girls left.
Alex P. Middleton
Games.
Rod Ryan
Angela that advances. Listen to Chris with a K. Oh, Chubby Leprechaun. Yeah.
Mo
So casual.
Rod Ryan
Melissa.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Girl that advances to the next round. Let's go.
Mo
Insert number eight.
Alex P. Middleton
No swallowing.
Rod Ryan
Peep number eight.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
All right. Melissa's gonna struggle on this round cuz she also is up first. You guys. Everybody. Here we go. Here we go. Melissa. Chubby Leprechaun. Leopard hand.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Now advancing, Chris with a K. Cubby Leprechaun. Come on, Angela. That was awesome. Next peep.
Mo
Insert number nine.
Rod Ryan
Next peep.
Mo
Oh boy.
Alex P. Middleton
This is nine.
Mo
Nine.
Alex P. Middleton
No swallowing.
Chili
Why you looking away, Mo?
Mo
Because if I see someone puked, I'm going to puke. And that is not the game we're playing, Angela.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Let's hear it. Co Leprechaun. Yeah, that moves. On to the next round. Chris with a K. Oh, what.
Chili
A con.
Alex P. Middleton
That place, that place.
Rod Ryan
Alex says you go to the next round on that.
Mo
Melissa.
Rod Ryan
Melissa. Everybody be quiet. Here we go. I'm going to need her. All right, all right, all right. Most.
Alex P. Middleton
That's good.
Rod Ryan
Mo said you go to the next.
Mo
I'm proud of you, Melissa.
Rod Ryan
Next Peep.
Mo
Stay strong, ladies. This is peep number 10.
Rod Ryan
Peep number 10.
Mo
Is that two whole sleeves?
Rod Ryan
This is the second. This is the end of the second sleeve.
Mo
Oh, God bless America. What's happening?
Rod Ryan
All right, here we go.
Chili
It's a championship rounds right here.
Rod Ryan
Okay, here we go. Listen carefully. Melissa is loud as you can. Here we go.
Alex P. Middleton
Yes.
Mo
That was beautiful.
Alex P. Middleton
Yes, that's allowed.
Rod Ryan
Chris with a K.
Alex P. Middleton
Uhoh. Uhoh.
Rod Ryan
She's.
Alex P. Middleton
She's powering too.
Mo
Come on.
Rod Ryan
Plays, Blaze plays. All right, here we go.
Mo
Angela.
Rod Ryan
Angela. Leprechaun. One more pig one. One more pig. One more.
Mo
This is number 11.
Rod Ryan
All right, ladies, here we go. It's got to go in.
Mo
It's going in.
Alex P. Middleton
That's what she said.
Mo
It's in.
Rod Ryan
All right, peep. Number 11 is in. Mo.
Mo
I see that.
Rod Ryan
Here we go. We start with Angela on this round.
Mo
All right, sister.
Rod Ryan
Nice and loud. Leprechaun. Hubby. Leprechaun. Yeah.
Mo
Wow.
Alex P. Middleton
Angela's getting stronger.
Rod Ryan
All right. Angela is getting stronger. Chris with a K. Apple K. Yeah,
Alex P. Middleton
she's not been Melissa at all.
Rod Ryan
Melissa. Hang on, hang on.
Mo
One more time.
Rod Ryan
You got it. One more time. Yes.
Mo
I liked it. I liked it.
Rod Ryan
One more piece, one more piece.
Mo
This is number 12 for anyone keeping track. How's it looking out there, boys?
Chili
Now y' all know how I feel when I get those jelly beans in
Alex P. Middleton
my m. You be nice and chilly next time.
Mo
This is number 12.
Rod Ryan
Number 12. Over to Melissa.
Alex P. Middleton
She's struggling.
Rod Ryan
She's struggling.
Mo
She's beautiful. You got this girl.
Rod Ryan
Here we go.
Chili
Oh, it's coming.
Mo
Cheer for Melissa.
Rod Ryan
Yes. All right, that goes Chris with a K. Traffic upper pump. Yes. Angela,
Mo
all of them.
Rod Ryan
One more peep, one more peep.
Mo
Rod. This is number 13.
Rod Ryan
Peep number 13.
Mo
Yeah.
Alex P. Middleton
How many way?
Rod Ryan
Where's that dude that went out so early? All right, still Angela. Here we go. Listen up. Angela is what?
Mo
Number 13.
Rod Ryan
13. 13 peeps.
Alex P. Middleton
Yes.
Mo
I feel really great about that.
Rod Ryan
Here we go. Chris with a K. Trevor got the clown. That goes Melissa. Oh, she struck again. One more try, baby.
Alex P. Middleton
Give it to her. Give it to her.
Rod Ryan
Melissa. You got that and you bought yourself another peep.
Mo
All right, this is number 14 starting
Rod Ryan
off with you too, peep. Number 14. We're starting with you, Melissa.
Chili
Mo is regretting her choices.
Mo
Oh, my word. This is number 14.
Rod Ryan
Here we go. We go back to Melissa.
Mo
That's a lot of peeps.
Rod Ryan
Oh, gagging Melissa, you're on.
Mo
Like, yeah.
Rod Ryan
Here we go.
Mo
Go, Melissa. Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Chili
I heard it all the way here. I heard it all the way here.
Rod Ryan
Wizard said yes. Chris with a K.
Chili
Oh, she's.
Rod Ryan
Uhoh.
Mo
What's about to happen.
Rod Ryan
Chris with a K. You're on.
Mo
Go, girl.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Yeah. Angela. Yeah, strong. She's getting stronger as the game goes on. Next. Peep.
Mo
Rod, this is peep number 15. 15.
Rod Ryan
Peep number 15. Do not try this at home.
Alex P. Middleton
Do not.
Mo
This is the end of the third sleeve.
Rod Ryan
You would need to be flanked by the twins if you were trying this at home. These girls are flanked with experts here.
Alex P. Middleton
We're now at 20,000 calories a piece consumed.
Rod Ryan
There we go.
Mo
Don't talk about that.
Rod Ryan
And Angela. Angela, you're on.
Mo
Come in, leprechaun dude.
Rod Ryan
Come on. She's getting better. Chris with a K. You're on. Chris with a K.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Melissa. Where is that coming from? Where is it coming from?
Alex P. Middleton
Next.
Rod Ryan
Peep.
Alex P. Middleton
What's happening?
Mo
Okay, this is peep number 16.
Rod Ryan
Number 16.
Mo
We're starting a new sleeve.
Rod Ryan
Melissa, you're up first.
Alex P. Middleton
Melissa might be a snake.
Mo
A snake.
Rod Ryan
All right, here we go. Melissa, you are on.
Mo
That came from her throat.
Alex P. Middleton
She keeps doing it.
Rod Ryan
Chris. K. Okay, Angela, up more. Try.
Mo
You got this. She found it from within.
Rod Ryan
Yes.
Alex P. Middleton
Advancer.
Rod Ryan
One more P.E. one more P.E. one more P.P. one more P.E.
Mo
this is number 17.
Rod Ryan
Angela, we're right back to.
Alex P. Middleton
You got the 20 now.
Mo
Right track.
Rod Ryan
Angela, we're right back to you. Hey,
Mo
she's like, let's go.
Rod Ryan
Press Chris with a K. Yeah. Melissa. Wait, wait, wait.
Mo
Yeah. One more P. This is number 17.
Rod Ryan
17. Oh, Chris with a K is out.
Mo
What just happened?
Alex P. Middleton
Alex just couldn't handle it.
Mo
What? Don't look, don't look.
Rod Ryan
Close your eyes. Peep just came out, ladies.
Mo
Close your eyes.
Rod Ryan
What number is this?
Mo
This is number 17.
Rod Ryan
Number 17. Here we go. Melissa.
Mo
Go, sister.
Rod Ryan
She's regretting.
Alex P. Middleton
She's like, her job.
Rod Ryan
Okay, Angela.
Mo
Angela, like, it's no big deal.
Rod Ryan
This is the incredible 18. All right, peep, number 18.
Mo
She's like, why? Angela. Yep.
Rod Ryan
Melissa.
Alex P. Middleton
Melissa, you got that?
Mo
Oh, no, the gagging.
Rod Ryan
Melissa.
Mo
There's gagging. Don't think about it.
Rod Ryan
You're on. Melissa.
Mo
You. You gotta say it.
Rod Ryan
Everybody be quiet one more time.
Mo
It's there. I heard it there.
Rod Ryan
Oh, she's out. Oh, she's out. Angela. Angela's the winner.
Mo
Holy moly. That little bitty thing.
Alex P. Middleton
Incredible.
Rod Ryan
Angela is a bitty thing.
Mo
She's a bitty hottie. And she had 18 in her mouth.
Rod Ryan
18.
Chili
She just put another one in right now.
Rod Ryan
Let's hear it one more time. Yes. That's how it's done. That's how you do it right there. Let's take a quick break. It's the Rod Ryan show doing it live. 94. 5 the buzz this St Patrick's Day. Avoid green puddles.
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, no, actually, avoid all puddles.
Rod Ryan
Really? And have a happy St. Patrick's Day. The Rod Ryan Show. 94.5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. This is us still going. You guys feeling good out there?
Alex P. Middleton
Wow.
Rod Ryan
Okay. We gotta use crowd on our hands. We're doing it live here at Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas. The beers have been flowing since seven. We had the one at seven. Then we had the one for the big Jeremy Benson announcements. So I had to break Moe's rules. I went a little extra innings on beers. We're doing a show.
Alex P. Middleton
I did not get another beer.
Rod Ryan
I was just like, oh, you're just okay. Aren't you the best?
Alex P. Middleton
Well, no, I'm saying I would like somebody to bring me another beer.
Mo
Oh, Alex needs a beer.
Rod Ryan
Alex needs a beer. Gravy. Ladle, ladle.
Mo
Anybody? Thank you. Thanks for chili.
Rod Ryan
Needs a beer.
Alex P. Middleton
They're also making a beer snake over there if anybody wants to go.
Mo
That's a lot of cups.
Rod Ryan
Okay, we got to get back on track here. It's 8:57. We completely skipped out on Houston's headlines last hour. Let's try to get it in this hour. Our boss is here, and I just heard my voice crack.
Alex P. Middleton
So we can't have a meeting after the show, though, because we're already out here.
Rod Ryan
There is no meetings. No way. Okay, here we go. One final time. Mo. It's 8:50. Houston's headlines.
Mo
Good morning, Rod. We have a freeze warning that we inside this tent have no idea what we're talking about. It's going on outside. Until 9am this morning, we are supposed to see our temperatures to the 50s by noon, warming up to the 60s for afternoon highs. And by the weekend, we have the potential for record highs with temperatures surging towards 90 degrees.
Rod Ryan
Unbelievable.
Mo
It's insane. Rod. We're talking about it yesterday. Late last night, after we'd gone to bed, a Utah jury found that lady that wrote the kids book about grieving. They found her guilty on all five counts of killing her husband. That's the 35 year old mother of three accused of lacing her husband's Moscow Mule cocktail with a lethal dose of fentanyl at their home. And then writing the kids book about grieving after it. Wild found guilty. Hope y' all are wearing green today. Happy Saturday. St. Patrick's Day. I took a poll early this morning. Let's do it again. How do you spell patties? Is it with T's or is it with D's?
Alex P. Middleton
Double D's.
Mo
Double D's. According to Miriam Webster, D's is correct. So many D jokes I could make right now, but I'm just gonna skip on Ds.
Alex P. Middleton
Nuts with that pronunciation.
Mo
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. And while we have Alex, this one's for you. I'm sorry to report they halted production of the new season of Mormon Wives. I know it's one of your faves. We're now learning more about the situation. Please have confirmed to People magazine there is an open domestic assault investigation. It is involving Taylor Prank Frankie Paul. Which is the girl that's on the Bachelorette right now. She is the Bachelorette. She's also on Mormon Wives. Her and her baby dad slash ex boyfriend. They have allegations on both sides of them. The Department of Child and Family Services is involved and they are both allegedly being required to take psych evaluations. Those are the people we're watching on reality TV right now. Red Brian.
Alex P. Middleton
Before the domestic thing, I would have said they probably needed psych evaluations anyway.
Mo
Fair. Are y' all into music on vinyl? Us too. There's a new report record saying sales hit $1 billion last year. For the first time since 1983, people are buying vinyl and a lot of them are Taylor Swift fans.
Rod Ryan
When you ask the audience, one guy went, yeah, go vinyl.
Mo
But go vinyl. I know. Alex just bought a red player and he bought Creed on vinyl after seeing them at rodeo.
Rod Ryan
Did you really? You went out and bought.
Alex P. Middleton
I bought Creed before to get the vibes right? I had Creed and Jimmy Buffett guy.
Mo
Vinyl is now the most popular physical, technical formats. Those are Houston's headlines.
Rod Ryan
That's crazy.
Alex P. Middleton
That.
Mo
I know.
Rod Ryan
What year is it over CDs and over cassettes?
Alex P. Middleton
Not over cassettes. That makes way more sense.
Mo
Where do you play a cassette?
Rod Ryan
Vinyl, number one.
Alex P. Middleton
I have an eight track player, Alex. Sports Rockets fell to the Lakers last night. 192. They're gonna have a day off to Think about what they've done before. They play the Lakers again tomorrow night. Back at home in college hoops. We've got two AWA tournament playing games tonight at 5:40, University of Maryland, Baltimore county plays Howard. Winner is going to play Michigan in the first round. And then at 8:15, Texas is going to take on North Carolina State to see who will face BYU in the first round of the tournament. You can watch both of those games on true tv. And in baseball tonight, Team USA plays Venezuela in the championship game of the World Baseball Class Classic. First pitch is at seven. You can watch it on Fox. Let's go, usa. That is what's going on in sports.
Rod Ryan
All right, we're going to continue the live broadcast. We've got another hour and then we're going to hand it over to big Jeremy Benson. Listen, I brought a few things to play some. I brought Lucky Charms, I brought. I brought something called Potato Pants. I mean we can play some games. Yeah, if you want to play games. I'm here to play games so we can do do some of that. We still have some concert tickets to get to. Eli said that his models were here. Okay, Eli. If you ever heard the guy that kicks the ice cubes. Friend off. Friend on Eli. He's been taking video all morning, but he runs the account Barbwire Stills. He said that the girls are here and that he was going to start taping them up. Plus we're waiting Reverend Butters about 30 minutes out. He's going to start ice carving at 10, but man, we've got another hour. It looks like the twins got beers. I don't see Mo with the beer, but I see the twins with beers.
Chili
I'll be back. I gotta go do some body inspection to make sure that the tape covers
Alex P. Middleton
all the important works for the FBI.
Rod Ryan
He's the inspector of the tape, okay?
Chili
Yeah, he's got to cover all the important parts.
Rod Ryan
Guys, it's about to get crazy in here. Let me tell you, Katie goes hard. We are here at Willie's Grill and ice House with 94.5 the buzz. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and home of
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Mo
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Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Good morning and good morning and good morning.
Mo
Good morning.
Rod Ryan
Good morning everybody.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
Hey, it's the Rod Ryan show broadcasting live.
Mo
That's the contest. Betty Cannon, if you're listening at home,
Rod Ryan
that's Jeremy Benson spreading his seed all over everybody.
Alex P. Middleton
He's been good at that lately.
Mo
The second time we've heard about his seed this morning.
Rod Ryan
That's Jeremy who can't wait to get on here.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah, now the whole audience is pregnant.
Rod Ryan
He's got the. He's got the confetti can and he's blowing on everybody but Jeremy Benson. I'm still kind of drinking my congratulations beer. Jeremy was going to save it and And I know there's people hearing for the very first time, but Jeremy was going to save it for his show, but we put him on the spot and we're just saying hi to him live. And he goes, well, listen, I'm. I'm on with you guys. I might as well do it now. Jeremy is about to be a father. He just made the announcement today. Yes.
Mo
Cheers to Jeremy and his wifey.
Rod Ryan
Him and his beautiful wife are going to have their first child. And I couldn't be more happy for him. I'm so proud of this guy, what he's done in his career. So we'll talk to Jeremy before he comes back on for sure. But he's already hanging out. Teresa's going to be out here broadcasting later. Okay. This live broadcast is going to go until 6pm and then I believe Rosie's going to hit the stage. Rosie's going to rock this tent. If you haven't been here, it's real easy. It's all by 10. Gessner is, I think what Alex. Alex drove me here today, so.
Mo
Thanks, Alex.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I do. Listen, I can't. I know we have things that we want to talk about right now. Can we just mention what Eli is
Mo
doing right in front of your face?
Rod Ryan
Yeah. So friend on, friend off, Eli, this guy's Instagram barbed wire stills at. Barbed wire stills. And one of the things Eli is an expert at, two things.
Mo
What's that?
Rod Ryan
Kicking the ice cube underneath. When he drops an ice cube, he kicks it under his refrigerator still. And then. And then he tapes. He tapes girls bodies and he makes tape bikinis.
Mo
It's his art form.
Rod Ryan
And that's his art form. And he's doing this. He's doing this in front of the audience right now. So he's working on.
Mo
That's why everyone's really quiet.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I'm telling guys. Are you alive?
Mo
Hello. Drinking their beer, shaking their heads.
Chili
I've never felt so out of shape watching this young lady's stomach right here.
Mo
Yes, ma'. Am.
Chili
It's like you can wash, like, clothes on them abs.
Rod Ryan
All right, so Eli's gonna be doing his taping. We said that the Reverend Butter is going to be by and the Reverend Butter is going to be doing some carving.
Mo
He's an ice carver.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
That's his art.
Rod Ryan
That's his art form. Now. I just ran over to vip. I just poked my head in there. The people are partying in vip. But people can get food all over the place here, right?
Mo
Yes. And they're running on a Ticket situation. Go ahead. So you buy tickets at the ticket stand and that makes the lines go fast. If you want to come by for your lunch break, you can buy some tickets. You can eat some crawfish. They have lots of different food. And come hang out with us here at Willy's Grill and Ice House. And Katy.
Rod Ryan
Here's what's happening.
Mo
What's wrong?
Rod Ryan
Everybody's mouth is open and they're just staring at the stage right now.
Mo
Yeah, there's art there going on.
Rod Ryan
They're staring at.
Alex P. Middleton
It's called art. All right. We're high class people. All right, guys. Classy.
Mo
Let's hear it for art.
Rod Ryan
I'm telling you what. To have that kind of power. That's never happened to me. These girls walked on stage and the place went hush. Nobody said a peep. They were just staring at the girls. I'm telling you, Eli's got the job. Eli absolutely has the job.
Chili
Were doing another milk challenge.
Rod Ryan
Okay, my man Chili with the. With the zingers.
Mo
That in the nicest way possible.
Rod Ryan
With the zingers. Guys, I brought in something that we might be able to play with cuz we have some tickets left over.
Mo
Alex is choking. Can you check on him?
Rod Ryan
No, I'm fine. Potato pants.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
All right.
Alex P. Middleton
What? Explain this.
Rod Ryan
Okay. So I brought in. I brought in a pair of pants and that they were a little bit bigger when I was a little bit bigger. So I brought in a pair of pants and I thought we would maybe get two couples involved. Okay.
Alex P. Middleton
Huskies.
Rod Ryan
Yes. Yes.
Mo
Husky fan.
Rod Ryan
Yes.
Alex P. Middleton
And so what I thought we would
Rod Ryan
do is we could have like a gal and a guy, and what we could do is separate them. The guy could put on the pants and then pull out the waistband. And then she could try to dunk or she could probably try to sink. I brought potatoes, but the potatoes obviously be going right near his junk. But whoever gets the most. Whoever gets the most potatoes in the pants will get.
Mo
Do you want to do an example round?
Alex P. Middleton
No mo.
Rod Ryan
You want to wear the pants?
Mo
I want to throw potatoes.
Rod Ryan
Oh, you want to throw the potatoes?
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
I don't know if. Well, you'd have to throw them at Alex.
Alex P. Middleton
Not it. Not it.
Rod Ryan
Okay, let's do this in. In the break, Chili, if you get two couples. Okay, two couples. Guy, girl, couples. Anyone volunteering and we're going to do potato pants. Coming up for some tickets after the break. Guys, come down here. There is no cover charge. They're not charging to come here and party with us today.
Mo
Crawfish fajita. Tacos, Double quarter pounder cheeseburgers.
Rod Ryan
We are at Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas. We're not even charging here. Are you kidding me? Coming up, Potato pants Rod Ryan Show. 94. 5 the Buzz, Houston's rock and alternative and the Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. Well, that's the sound of Katie Texas drinking green beer. I love the sound of Katie Texas drinking green beer in the morning.
Mo
It does sound nice.
Rod Ryan
945 the buzz, Rod Ryan show. We are live at Willie's Grill and Ice House out here in Katy, Texas. Katie is going hard today. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Let's get you caught up on everything that's happening over here. Hi, Mo. How are you?
Mo
What's up? I'm wonderful. I just got to pee for the first time.
Alex P. Middleton
Yep.
Mo
And then you came back.
Rod Ryan
She came back. She just came back to grab her glass and took a sip of beer, and the whole place started making you chug your beer.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
And which you did. Turned around facing a wall.
Mo
Well, I didn't want anyone to take a picture of me, like, gagging. Okay, fair.
Alex P. Middleton
No, that's fair.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Alex P. Middleton
You were trying to be, like, the tool guy.
Rod Ryan
So for about. For about the last 40 minutes or so, our friend Eli has been. Well, Eli's been here all morning long. He's been taking video. But if we can talk. Eli, turn the camera on yourself. Turn the camera on yourself. Film yourself now.
Mo
Hey, selfie mode.
Rod Ryan
All right, bring the. Bring the mic over to Eli. Eli, happy birthday, first of all.
Alex P. Middleton
Thank you.
Rod Ryan
Thank you.
Mo
Today is his birthday.
Rod Ryan
He. No, he just had his birthday on the. On the 11th. And he turned 40. Yes.
Mo
Wow. Wow. You have good skin care routine.
Rod Ryan
There's two types of people in this world. Those that drop an ice cube, bend over and pick it up. And then there's Eli, who kicks it under the fridge. Eli, easy on him. Tell. Introduce. Just tell me who the girls are that are. Who are your models today.
Alex P. Middleton
This is Robin.
Mo
Hey, girl.
Rod Ryan
And this is Amber.
Mo
Amber. What's up, Momo?
Rod Ryan
Amber was featured Instagram feature of the day for sure. I remember. I remember. Now tell me what you do. Tell me about this taping that you do on these girls. Basically, you know, like, the body is just a canvas. That's all it is. And you just have a vision for it. This only took me about each of them about 15, 20 minutes. Right?
Alex P. Middleton
Quick one.
Rod Ryan
If it was a full body, it'd probably be an hour. Dude, I've met your wife.
Alex P. Middleton
Huh?
Rod Ryan
I Met your wife.
Alex P. Middleton
Yes.
Rod Ryan
She's cool. Yeah, but she's the coolest wife ever.
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Neither one of them girls are your wife. I know. Okay. He's like, yes, but she lets you do your art and all that stuff. You're the man. As long as I come home, she don't care.
Chili
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
All right. If you want to see more of Eli's work, it's Barb Wire Stills on Instagram at Barbwire Stills. Ladies, Beautiful. Thank you so much. We want to get a picture of everybody. Give it up for Eli and the models. The Reverend Butter is going to be coming very soon. Reverend Butter's going to start carving ice at about 10 o' clock when we turn the keys over to Jeremy. But we've got two couples on stage that we're going to meet coming up and we, we're going to do it. We're going to do potato pants. Don't ask questions.
Mo
Potato pants.
Rod Ryan
Potato pants.
Mo
We're doing potato pants, like sitting on the toilet. And you're like, you know what? We should do Potato pants.
Rod Ryan
You weren't. You're not far off from where that idea came. Amy and Adam. It's going to be Nicole and Jarrett Potato pants. When we get back for concert tickets as we continue the live broadcast at Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas with 94. 5 the buzz. Lost your phone, but it's in your pocket. No, wait, you guys, I found it. Happy Saturday, St. Patrick's Day, the Rod Ryan Show. 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. For those of you that are listening, wherever you are listening, a lot of you listening online. I did check some emails. Emails coming in. People are listening. A lot of fomo. But hello, everybody in the audience right now, Starting with the hardcore 100. Are you kidding me? They were here early. Mundo got number 2020.
Mo
Where's number one? Where's Dylan? Oh, I see him over there.
Rod Ryan
Dylan is still here. Dylan has just been chilling over by
Mo
the side, hanging out, staying cozy.
Rod Ryan
A dawn, a don.
Mo
Where's the dog?
Alex P. Middleton
I saw him in the middle earlier. I don't know where he is.
Mo
He might be napping.
Alex P. Middleton
Might be.
Mo
There is number four. Number three.
Rod Ryan
What is your hip term when. When you're stacking up all the. The beer cups.
Alex P. Middleton
Beer snake.
Rod Ryan
Okay, there's a. There's a wicked beer snake going on out. Why is the carpet wet?
Alex P. Middleton
Todd is in charge of that. And the Iowa State hat.
Mo
Hey there.
Alex P. Middleton
Hand him your empty cup.
Rod Ryan
Then we will try.
Alex P. Middleton
And we're trying to reach across the tent by the end of the day.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, they're about 50 in right now. They're about 50 in, working hard. Okay, what we have, we got. We got two couples that are. Are up here. They're trying to win some fantastic prizes here from the Rob Ryan show. We're gonna have Amy back up just a little bit. We got Adam and Amy.
Mo
This is Nicole and Jarrett.
Rod Ryan
Oh, Nicole and Jarrett's going first. I'm sorry.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Nicole and Jarrett. Jarrett is patch guy, who makes us all these great patches.
Mo
He does love them.
Rod Ryan
So what we have is Nicole has potatoes. She has seven potatoes.
Mo
There's a real live potatoes.
Rod Ryan
Real potatoes. And Jared's wearing hard. Jared's wearing a pair of pants with a stretchy west waistband.
Mo
Dead potatoes.
Rod Ryan
All she's got to do is throw seven potatoes at his junk. He gets one point. He gets one point for every potato he catches.
Mo
He has a smile on his face.
Rod Ryan
Then we'll have Amy and Adam up here. Whoever catches the most potatoes will win the concert tickets. It's potato pants. I believe this is the first of its kind. Another radio first here.
Mo
How do you do it?
Rod Ryan
Nicole, you ready? Okay. Did he. Did. Did your guy say underhand or overhand?
Mo
Either way, he said win.
Rod Ryan
He just said win.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Okay, ready, audience? You gotta help me out. Potato number one, potato number two.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
Potato number three. Potato. Potato number. Potato number.
Mo
Potato number.
Rod Ryan
Potato number. Seven for seven. Holy crap. Get a picture of that.
Mo
Nicole, I feel like y' all have done this before. That was impressive.
Rod Ryan
Okay, get the potatoes out of your pants. I need those pants.
Mo
Jarrett, remove your pants.
Rod Ryan
Get out of your pants.
Mo
What is going on right now?
Rod Ryan
Adam, get the pants on the potato pants.
Mo
To be fair, Adam, a little bit larger than Jarrett. Same pants, though, right? Same pants.
Rod Ryan
Okay, same pants, same waistband.
Mo
Okay, same potatoes.
Rod Ryan
I brought more potatoes. Did you want some for dinner tonight?
Mo
I think I'm good.
Rod Ryan
He was bulging with those potatoes inside. Right side in.
Mo
All right, Adam, show us what you got. I smell crawfish. Rod, you smell them?
Rod Ryan
You smell crawfish?
Mo
Oh, yeah, baby. Adam, come out for lunch.
Rod Ryan
Adam, Pam, pants on. Amy, step up to the plate. Get your potatoes ready to go.
Mo
Amy's ready. Wow. Chili is assisting with the pants. What a good friend. Chili. Amy's been here all morning, so she's a few beers in.
Rod Ryan
Amy was involved in another game.
Mo
She played the fresh out of bed head to head challenge first thing this morning.
Rod Ryan
All right, here we go. Potato pants. All right, Potato number. Potato number. Potato number. Potato number. Potato number. Potato number. Oh, potato number.
Mo
Go, girl, go. They did it.
Rod Ryan
We got a T. Look at. Get a picture of the potatoes and the pants.
Mo
My word.
Rod Ryan
We got a tie. You're both winning tickets. Congratulations.
Mo
Thank y' all so much.
Rod Ryan
Potato dropping all over the place.
Mo
Rod.
Rod Ryan
It's the Rod Ryan Show. We continue this live broadcast here at Willie's Grill and Ice House in Katy, Texas with 94. 5 the buzz this St. Patrick's Day is drunk dial free.
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the phone out of their hands, get back together and happy St Patrick's Day to all. The Rod Ryan Show. 94. Five potatoes are being thrown out to the crowd right now.
Mo
Yeah. Why? What's happening?
Rod Ryan
Never throw anything to the crowd that you don't want thrown back at you.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Alex P. Middleton
They would never.
Rod Ryan
What's the matter with you, Alex?
Alex P. Middleton
They would never.
Mo
The people wanted the potatoes.
Rod Ryan
They wanted the potatoes. Those were the potato pants. Potatoes.
Mo
I demand.
Alex P. Middleton
You know, back in the day, they used to have famines because of these things.
Rod Ryan
I was going to use those for my dinner tonight. That's okay. Hey, guys, 94 and 5, the Buzz Ron Ryan Show. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Hey, you in the audience. How you doing? How are you guys doing? That's a crowd of people.
Alex P. Middleton
That's pretty good.
Mo
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Rod Ryan
I don't know why I live the life that I live. I just feel like when we announce we're going to be somewhere, I feel like no one. One showing up. Mo.
Mo
And people came today.
Rod Ryan
People came today and they came big. I want to thank our friends over at BMP for the hardcore 100 shirts. The shirts are so great. And I never do. I. I never ever do. Just green shirts. These. Are those real? They're like, I don't know, like worker neon.
Alex P. Middleton
High viz.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
High vis T shirts so that they stand out. The Hunter 100, the Hardcore 100. They really do stand out.
Mo
The first 100 people here got these shirts.
Rod Ryan
Yep. Devin, everybody over at bmp, you guys did an amazing job on our T shirts today. Thank you so much. You know what. What is this? This. This cup snake that's happening out there? So my friends over at Centergenics and Low T Center, they made all the cups for us today. So these cups. And I see this massive cup snake that's. That's. That's around something.
Mo
It's in the middle right there.
Rod Ryan
And it's unbelievable. The stack of cups that. Why is the carpet wet? Todd holding. And everybody keeps adding to it. Keeps adding to it.
Mo
Oh, it's.
Rod Ryan
We want to reach across the room. Is that what we're doing?
Alex P. Middleton
That's the goal.
Rod Ryan
All right. Cup snake across the room. Okay, thank you to my friends over at Cenergenics and everybody over there. I haven't seen Reverend Butter yet.
Mo
Are you sure? Look around.
Rod Ryan
Oh, oh, now he looks mad.
Mo
He's hard to miss.
Rod Ryan
Could you come up here, Reverend Butter, please? Could you please come up here? We are in the room with greatness, my friend, the Reverend Butter. It's been too long. It's been way too long. The coolest man in the room just entered. And let me tell you, when this guy whips out his chainsaw, and I mean really a literal chainsaw. Chainsaw, all hell's going to break loose. My man, you look great. I can't wait for you to put on a show for us today. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. I'm not going to bother. I'm not going to bother. All right, my brother, listen, I'm so happy that you're here. I can't wait for you to see you do your work. I'm telling you, I. I sit here in awe and I watch the Reverend Butter do his thing. He's going to be doing some car carving. Coming up. We're gonna take a short break. We are gonna come back live on the radio. We are gonna come back here. Take a potato. Thank you. Take a potato. Take a potato. Okay. You'll do better. We're gonna come back and we're gonna kind of wrap it up. I want to bring Jeremy up here one more time.
Mo
Okay.
Rod Ryan
He's gonna talk about it. And then when Jeremy's done, he's gonna throw it to Teresa. Is going to be broadcasting live. We've got Rosie going to be performing live at about 6 o'. Clock. And then Headbangers Ball. Right?
Mo
The party continues.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, Headbangers Ball is going to be performing live, too. So we got live music later tonight. But get down here, join us for lunch. We'll wrap this show up. We'll wrap this show up after the break. Don't go anywhere. It's the Rod Ryan show still broadcasting live. If you couldn't tell. Willie's grilling ice out, Katy, Texas. 94. 5 the buzz. Houston's rock and alternative and the Rod ryan Morning Show. Six to 10:00am, the Buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. I hope you're off to a great start to Your day. I am off to a great start to my day. Thank you so much. Thank you to everybody here. Unbelievable. I looked over at Alex and I said we should probably just skip mow the show, right? He goes, no, we can't skip mow the show. I said, mo way, mo way, mo way.
Alex P. Middleton
Can we skip mow the show?
Mo
Yeah. Look dumb.
Alex P. Middleton
Don't call it.
Chili
I'm not answering the phone.
Rod Ryan
Just letting you know you're not okay. So you have the phone. I don't know what we have left.
Mo
We have prizes.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so there's some tickets still remaining.
Mo
One potato, or I just signed a potato.
Rod Ryan
Oh, we got a mo autograph potato.
Mo
Yeah, baby.
Rod Ryan
But we really. Potato. But we really do have real tickets. Okay, well, it's time for Know the Show. Playing. All right, so, Mo, what's your question?
Mo
Hey, Rod.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
Don't answer this.
Rod Ryan
Don't answer this.
Mo
Where should you be right now?
Alex P. Middleton
Oh, I know this. I know this one. I know this one.
Rod Ryan
Now, listen, we gotta get out of here. Yeah, you gotta ask an easy question.
Mo
Don't mess this up.
Rod Ryan
All right? We'll get with somebody after this.
Mo
There's important tickets on the line.
Rod Ryan
We got to try to find somebody because I don't know if we're gonna get a correct answer, but we'll come back with our winner. And wrap it up, it's mow the show. Rod Ryan show.
Alex P. Middleton
94.
Rod Ryan
5 the buzz. Rod Ryan on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Oh, my. Oh, it is louder and louder and louder. Thank you all for coming out here today. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. All right, we are gonna have to wrap this up. We are gonna have to wrap this up because Jeremy wants to take over, and apparently the Reverend Butter is getting set up outside, so, man, you haven't missed anything yet. Butter is setting up outside, and he is gonna put on a clinic in ice carving. I'm telling you, your mind is going to be blown. Let's do. Let's do Mow the Show right now. Right, Alex?
Alex P. Middleton
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
It's now time for Know the show on 94.5 the buzz. Please come up with an easy question. I don't know that you did this. Jelly, who's playing Mow the Show today. What's her name?
Chili
Passion.
Mo
Hey, Passion.
Rod Ryan
Hi, passion.
Mo
Welcome. Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Rod Ryan
Mo. What's your question?
Mo
Passion, where should you be right now? Right now, I should be at Willie's Grill and Ice House.
Rod Ryan
Winner.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
We have a winner on Moda show. So glad we did that.
Chili
That.
Rod Ryan
Thank you. Thank you. Passion. I really appreciate it. I just got a picture with Eli and the girls. So, Eli, thank you so much for you and the models for coming down here. Eli's been filming all morning long. He was here when we got here this morning. Barb Wire stills is his Instagram, and he makes these amazing videos for us. And thank you so much. Also, Victor has been here since this morning. Victor. Taking pictures.
Mo
Victor.
Rod Ryan
And Victor's been taking pictures for a long, long time for us, and I really appreciate that. Smoke show. Carla been taking pictures.
Mo
Thank you, Carla.
Rod Ryan
I don't even know who else, but I know that them three have been running around taking a lot of pictures. So there's gonna be a lot of follow up tomorrow and later on this afternoon. So we'll drink, we'll get all this stuff up online for sure.
Mo
Yes. Thank you to our engineering team. We couldn't be here without y' all and our promotions team making it happen.
Rod Ryan
So. Brett did such a phenomenal job running the board, and it's the first time we've ever worked with Brett. It's. It's the 6,000th time I've worked with David over. David, you're the best, man.
Alex P. Middleton
Thank you.
Rod Ryan
Thank you, David. And I'm glad you're feeling well. So that makes me happy. I gave him a big hug earlier today. I was so happy to see him. Who else we got to thank?
Mo
Big thanks to Willie's Grill and Ice House here in Katy. Holy crap, they know how to throw a party. D. Diego and his team. Cheers to y'. All. We couldn't do this without you. We're keeping the party going. Thanks to everyone, the hardcore 100 that came out today.
Rod Ryan
So Dylan and Adan, 1 and 2.
Mo
How many nights did they sleep out here?
Rod Ryan
Double goats for a couple of days. Dylan and Adan, you guys are unbelievable. But anybody that's walking around with a hardcore 100, man, wear it. Wear it proudly. And who's staying till closing in a hardcore 100 shirt. That's what I want to see. What number stays here the longest.
Mo
That's terrifying. But we'll find out tomorrow morning.
Rod Ryan
All right. Rob Logan, who works for us, did so much work putting this whole thing together. Radio wizard's been here thanks, Wiz. Since the morning. Robert's gonna play Fresh out of Bed Head to Head tomorrow.
Mo
He is. He's taking on today's winner, Amy. And they will play the Fresh out of Bed Head to Head challenge bright and early tomorrow morning. Amy, I hope you're ready.
Rod Ryan
Our in house winners, James won the fun fact. Mark was the gallon challenge goat today.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
That dude. That dude was awesome. Angela with the chubby leprechaun win.
Mo
Yes, girl.
Rod Ryan
Nicole and Jarrett and Amy and Adam, they both won the potato pants game which was great. So again, in closing, I we can't do this kind of thing without you guys and I thank you for listening each and every day and hanging with us. It means the world to us. It really does. But when we come out and you guys come out to these things, I'm telling you, I, I never want to leave. I'm staying. I'm staying. We're staying.
Mo
We're here.
Rod Ryan
We want to stay and hang out with you guys.
Mo
I think they're staying too.
Rod Ryan
That's it. J. Jeremy, soon to be a dad. Jeremy, Keep that going for Jeremy, soon to be a dad. Jeremy is coming up next. I'm so proud of this guy and what he's done. I'm so happy for him. Got the wife, got the baby on the way. Stick around for Jeremy. Don't forget we got live music later tonight. Headbangers ball and Rosie going to be performing live and Teresa is going to be broadcasting live from 3 to 6 as well. That's it from us, guys. Thank you so much. The last thing from us is a mf. Good night. Welcome to well, wasn't that fun. If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show page@thebuzz.com Want to work
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Podcast: The Rod Ryan Show
Host: Rod Ryan, with Mo, Alex P. Middleton, and Chili
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM, Houston)
Episode: St. Patrick's Day Full Show — Live from Willie's Ice House in Katy
Date: March 18, 2026
Broadcast live from Willie's Grill & Ice House in Katy, TX, The Rod Ryan Show hosts their legendary St. Patrick’s Day bash — bringing raucous games, green beer, the “Hardcore 100,” jaw-dropping challenges, and a parade of giveaways to a riled-up crowd. From milk-chugging mayhem to potato-throwing antics (and a big life announcement!), the crew delivers chaos, camaraderie, and classic morning show energy.
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[04:02, 13:04, 37:53, 106:57]
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| Time | Segment/Event | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------| | 02:00 | Show kick-off, Hardcore 100 shirts | | 04:02 | Houston headlines | | 13:23 | Tapping of the green beer at 7am | | 19:53 | Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head Game | | 51:01 | Gallon Challenge contestants intro | | 59:17 | “Milk fountain” chaos during Gallon Challenge | | 75:40 | Mark wins Gallon Challenge | | 92:02 | Chubby Leprechaun contest begins | | 105:03 | Angela wins with 18 peeps | | 118:10 | Potato Pants game description | | 130:34 | Reverend Butter (ice carving) appearance | | 136:24 | “Mow the Show” final winner and thank yous |
This episode is a textbook example of wild, communal radio energy:
“Get here early — you never know what you’ll see or do at a Rod Ryan Show event.”
Happy St. Paddy’s Day from Houston’s Rock and Alternative crew!