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Labrella Betten Vetmab injection has helped 9 year old golden retriever Taffy get back to doing what she loves with the people she loves. Labrella has helped dogs all over the world get back to their playful, lovable selves. Just like Taffy Tap. Watch now to see Taffy's story and other Labrella success stories. Save on family essentials at Safeway and Albertsons this week at Safeway and Albertsons, fresh cut cantaloupe, watermelon, pineapple or melon medley bowls, 24 ounces are $5 each and wild caught lobster tails are $4.99 each. Limit eight member price. Plus selected sizes and varieties of Doritos, Lays, Cheetos, sun chips and Kettle cooked chips are $1.99 each. Limit four member price. Hurry in. These deals won't last. Visit safewayoralbertsons.com for more deals and ways to save. I drive my bus in a busy city. That's why road safety is so important to me. I know that I must slow down and be extra careful when I make a wide turn. Buses need more room than cars. Everyone can help keep our roads safe. Next time you're driving, remember to give buses place plenty of time and space to finish turning before driving ahead. Let's all plan to share the road safely. Learn how at www.sharetherodesafely.gov. it's time to read my lips. So. Whoa. Actually. What's up, pta? Dad, you were. I'm PTA adjacent. Although I will be going to the book fair today. You want to see a kid get the zoomies? Say the two words. Book fair. Kids lose their mind. You have to go to the book fair. I do. I don't. You don't. Just give her the credit card. No, I'm gonna get all the stuff. I'm buying the Guinness Book of world records. It's $40. Well, she's gonna read Kill a Martin. Not for a while. Ninth grade. Not for a while yet. You're in pre AP ninth grade. I'll let Uncle Chili. You can buy the Boo. You can buy Boo Radley for her. Yeah. All right. Is that you? We've got Karen on the phone. Hi, Karen. Good morning, family. One of our cool Karen's out there. All of our Karens are cool, obviously. Karen, who's playing for you today? I'm on Team Alex. He gets a chance to redeem himself. Oh. Have you been in this situation before with him? He. Yes. He played for Creed Tickets the last time I was on and lost to Chile. So I'm hoping he. Can you win something for her, please? I don't know. She's gonna trip me. Maybe not. Yeah, she's talking a lot of smack, bro. Let's see what Charles has to say. Hey, Charles. Good morning, Rod. Good morning. Chili's gonna try to win you these tickets today, huh? Yeah. Yes, sir. And no pressure. It's just 3:11 is my favorite band, and I was unable to get tickets for this, so I'm really looking forward to this show. That's like. Okay. There's a lot of pressure. I' we got the right people on the phone here. No, we don't. The question is, do we just. Do we have the right players? Alex returning champion. What do you want to do, Chili? What do you want to do? I'll go first. Disgusting. You're disgusting, Mo. I'm gonna go see 3:11, too. But, you know, if I get tickets, I get tickets. If I don't, don't. It's his favorite band. Dude. Dude. I've been wanting to go see them, though, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Chili's gonna go first. Thank you, Alex. Charles, good luck to you. I'm shuffling the words so loud. Shuffling the words. I'm putting. Shuffling. It's great. Seconds on the clock. Mediocre shuffling at best. Okay, shout out your name. I'm kidding. Mo just looked at me. Oh, my God. What time is it? I'm still new here. Oh, my God. Is it still homeroom? Oh, my goodness. Okay. This is the longest 6 o' clock hour ever. All right. Chili's rocking out. He can't hear me any longer. I've got these words here, and I need you to give me 20 seconds for each word after I say it. Here we go. Shane sent this one in. Thumbs up, thumbs up. Here we go. Your beard is weird, dude. It's not weird. I can't breathe. He started it. Now he's gonna not breathe. He started it. Okay, thumbs up. I can't focus. No thumbs up just for men. Pta. Dad, stop. Fast fuse. Fast food. Fast fuse. Fast foods. Fast fuse. Fast food. Fast fuse. Fast floozy. Fast fuse. Fast fuse. Seconds left. Good job. Oh, I'm sweating. Fast fuse. Yeah, I had to change a couple of those in Christina's car. Stop. That was a fat. It was the fat. It was. That was a mean. Because that listener got no time today to win money. There was time. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. This would be hard to keep a straight face. Oh, geez. I'm just gonna say several people sent this in Thumbs up. Thumbs up. Oh, my God. Plastic titty. What did you say? Plastic titties. She got up so fast. Why? Why him? This smile on his face. Plastic titty. I think. Oh, I was talking about Kim Kard on the red carpet at the Met Gala. Yeah. Did you see her? Like, I never looked. Plastic. Silicone plastic. Like a whole body thing on brand. Oh, my God. Okay, here we go. Eli sent this one in. Pretty good for 311. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, Charles, how you feeling? I'm very excited right now. Excited. Very excited. Okay, here we go. He's. This is. He makes fun of me all the time. Here we go. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. White taco. Wango. White taco. White taco. Oh, my God. Three for three. I mean, I saw the seriousness in his face because I go. He always busts my balls about white taco night at my house. White people taco night. Poor London over there. All right, three for three. Charles, that's the best your boy has ever played. The game. I love it. Karen. Karen, what did you do? Karen. Alex has got to bring it. Oh, my gosh. He's got to bring it today. He tends to do that. And he's already lost for you once. Do it again. You got this, Alex. Oh, I mean, he's in the zone right now. All right, here we go. Alex's words. 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Oil and gas. Greg. Oh, this could be trouble. Yeah, he was out partying yesterday. Thumbs up. Yep. Cinco baby. Cinco baby. Mo. Yes. I am not pregnant. But you made a baby. Oh, yes. On a past Cinco de Mayo. You made a baby five years ago. No wonder you left party early on. Greg must have been thinking oily gas. Greg must have been thinking about you because he was at a tequila bar yesterday of you to think of me. He sent some weird pictures. I need to go over there. Okay. I shuffle the words. I know this one was meant for Alex because I think he's the one that said it all. I. High tops has sent this to me. High tops. Thank you. Thumbs up. Yep. Dick Trickle. Say it again. Dick Trickle. Steak streaker. Dick Trickle. I don't know. Dick cake. Dick Trickle. Take something. Dick Trickle. Dick Trickle. Treasure. Oh, it's time. Time. What? What? What? Dick Trickle. Alex out chilling with the win. So I would try not to get FCC violated. Excuse me? It's your favorite. You said it was your favorite NASCAR driver. I didn't know you were doing that. Okay, I forgot about. You said he was your favorite NASCAR driver on the air this week. I said I was one of them. Chili with the win. Charles with the win. Charles gets the tickets. What are you giving them? 3, 11 dirty heads. You already know when the concert is because you're so excited. August 23rd in the Woodlands. Everybody else, go buy your tickets. Ticketmaster.com okay, Charles, congratulations. Thank you. And thank you. Chewy, you just made my day. My morning, my week, my month. Yeah, it's my birthday. Hey, it's my birthday next week, too. Stop. This is all meant to be. Yeah, it's my birthday. You know what? It's my birthday this year, too. Save on family essentials at Safeway and Albertsons this week at Safeway and Albertsons, fresh cut cantaloupe, watermelon, pineapple or melon medley bowls, 24 ounces are $5 each, and wild caught lobster tails are $4.99 each. Limit eight member price, plus selected sizes and varieties of Doritos, Lays, Cheetos, sun chips and Kettle cook chips are $1.99 each. Limit four member price. Hurry in. These deals won't last. Visit safewayoralbertsons.com for more deals and ways to save.