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All right, I get it. She's doing shtick there. But what do I always say? A conservative is just a liberal mugged by reality. So you can have your sort of luxury beliefs. I'm good, I'm nice, everyone's legal, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then suddenly you have a family to protect. And you suddenly realize, boy, a fence does matter at your house. And you suddenly are like, oh, maybe I should have a gun. And you're suddenly like, oh, maybe it starts opening up doors in your mind and you're like, boy, that is odd. Why is the government forcing me to inject my child with this thing when kids don't die of it and da da da da da da do so. Congratulations to Whitney Cummings. I think you're, you're well on the way to becoming a sane person. It doesn't mean you have to become some hardcore right wing traditionalist religious conservative. But you might just be for America and freedom and liberty and those are all the things that are now represented by maga. And that to tie it all together, I would say that person that Whitney Cummings seems to be on the way to becoming Cummings, becoming that person maybe could actually be in the same party, clearly as Donald Trump, but maybe even Tucker Carlson if he'll just let some of his nonsense go away. Right now, I think we've got it. We've got all the pieces. I'm going to keep fighting for it. Couple more shout outs for you guys that bought during the show. George, John, Bethany, Paul, Patricia, Natasha, Alicia, Lewis, Floyd, Michael, Stephen, Don, Aaron, Ronnie. Thank you, everybody. Lean real quick and then we'll get to a community Q and A in just a sec. Have you heard of Caroluma? It's an edible cactus from India known for its appetite suppressant effects. And it's one of the key ingredients in a powerful supplement called Lean. If you've got bold weight loss goals but don't want to deal with injections, Lean might actually be what you're looking for. 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And I'm just really glad to see so many people are into it. And I appreciate the patience, everyone, really do. All right, couple questions and then we got to move. Doc Ransom says, I know the left likes to use the argument that immigrants commit less crime than citizens, but this is patently false for those here illegally, given the simple fact that being here illegally means you have committed a crime. So 100% of illegal immigrants have committed a crime. But progressives, leftists don't operate on a logical level. They are all emotion and optics. Yeah, I mean, that's why I've been doing this thing about why they're all limbristed. And why do all these Democrat men, Cory Booker and Padillo from Cali, why are they constantly crying? They are operating in a way because they're trying to hit on something emotional rather than something real. It's why you need need. It's why you need conservatives to guard the door. The Douglas Murray line, the barbarians will be at the gate, will be debating what gender pronouns to call them. And if it was, if it wasn't wrong willed, again, I mean conservative in this, in the low little C sense of it, if it wasn't sensible people guarding the door, then all of the limp wristed, crying people would be like, oh, the orcs who are coming in, they just want lunch. And then next thing you know, the orcs are eating you for lunch. That's how it works, works. So it's highly emotive. And yes, of course you are in. That's why they don't want to say illegal. It's why they want you to say undocumented or a series of other Orwellian terms. Right. Because legal and ill, you put those together, it's pretty obvious what it means. And that's why they don't want to even use the word. So when they start going after your words, you should know there's a more nefarious reason than just because they're just so kind and lovely and nice. Glenn says, what do you think about the theory that the shooting of Democrats in Minnesota in their homes by an apparently fellow Democrat was so the left could blame it on the right and Republicans? Well, look, I wouldn't put anything past the machine. It's interesting how that story has kind of largely gone away now, right? I mean, it was a pretty significant story to have lawmakers killed in Minnesota, but it went away almost immediately because it did turn out to be lefties. Was there a moment in the media where they wanted to Pin it on the right. Yeah. But again, thankfully, now we have this. To whatever extent the Internet is free. Internet free in terms of speech, I mean. And. And we pretty much would have debunked all that, so that's good. Elizabeth says. Any fun birthday plans on the agenda? We're having a big 49th birthday for me on June 28th. My birthday is June 26th. I don't know what the plans are. I assume it'll be just probably dinner with David and the boys, which will be just great. I don't want anything. I don't want any gifts. I want nothing. I have everything that I could ever want. And then just party with some. With some friends. And tequila on the 28th, Joe says, what's the fastest way to annoy a Florida man? Oh, this is super easy. The only. It's one of the only things that bothers me in Florida besides the nonsense that if I'm talking about the View or whatever stuff I'm talking about on the show, if I see a particularly Bernie, because I do see them Bernie, or just like any, you know, when I saw Charlie Crist bumper stickers, or I had a neighbor that had the Charlie Crist sign, and it's like, what are you? What? What are you? Actually, during Halloween, there was a neighbor that had the Charlie Criss sign. Or they had had it previously. The election was over already. But I said to the kids, we don't have to go there. Let's just stay away from that house. Because, you know, they're putting some weird stuff in the Tootsie Roll, like something's not right with those people, but that type of thing. It's like, if I see just that you live in the free. It's like the Anna Navarro thing. She lives in the freest state in the country in the freest country in the world, and she just hates it so much. Which also reminds me, we just finally. We've been trying to do it for three years. Finally this week, I don't even know if you guys saw. We put up a huge American flag in the front by the entry of the house. Because it's like, this is America. It's the greatest country in the world. Let's keep fighting for it. All right, real quick, Ultra Liver. A couple more questions, and then we gotta move on. If you're feeling tired, sluggish, or just not yourself, it could be your liver. Most people don't realize how much processed food, alcohol, and even daily stress can clog the liver, which is an organ essential for digestion. Detox and energy. 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David Zucker, who is just one of the best of the best. This was one of the most enjoyable interviews of my life and the fact that I've become, I would say, good friends with this man who created, he created Airplane. He and his brother and Pat Profitt created Airplane and Naked Gun and a series of naked guns. David also did a couple of the scary movies and he's just the master of farce. And if you've never seen Kentucky Fried Movie, it was their first movie from around 19, I'm gonna guess 1976. Can we get the year on that? It was a little before my time, but I remember seeing it as a kid. It's just like a series of things. It's sort of an Internet movie actually because it's just a series of flipping channels all put together in a movie. Did I get it right? 77. All right, there you go. 77. Not bad. But yes, they took Naked Gun. They did not give it to David and he is a more outwardly spoken, conservative, ish leaning guy in Hollywood. They did not give it to him. They gave it to Seth MacFarlane. You can think what you want about Seth MacFarlane. He's kind of woke. Family Guy's okay, fine, but it looks horrible. I saw the second trailer they released a day or two ago. It's not just that the jokes don't look good and they're just trying to recreate something that they should handed it to the original guy. He had the script. I told you guys, I if you haven't seen my interview with him, it's great. I have the script. He Wrote the script for Naked Gun 4, the rebooted Naked Gun. I read it on a plane. It is hilarious. I want to help him make it. Unfortunately, they won't be able to call it Naked Gun because obviously the. The studio owns the name and they've already given it to McFarlane. But I watched the trailer, and one thing that was bothering me, beyond just kind of the jokes falling flat, is that if you watch the original Naked Gun, the beauty of. Of Leslie Nielsen was the hapless. The hapless character that Frank Drebin was. Frank Drebin's being shot at. And he always kind of has a smile on his face or just this look of bewilderment all the time. Doesn't really know what's going on. Leslie Liam Neeson. And it's funny that they went from Leslie Nielsen to Liam Neeson. They were like, can we get a name that sounds familiar that'll trick people? Like, he looks angry the whole time. There's an anger to it. And that's not what Naked Gun is. And yes, I do think Naked Gun is the funniest movie of all time. I would even put it above Airplane, which most people say. But the fact that Zucker has two of the top. Anyone, any sensible person would say Airplane and Naked Gun are two of the top 10 movies. 10 funniest movies of all time. Like, pretty freaking amazing. Jeffrey says, are you glad you left Israel before the bombs started falling? You know, I actually almost stayed a few extra days, and I was going to have the team go back and I was going to stay a couple extra days. And then I realized that I didn't want to be from the kids for that long. And, you know, we were. We were missing a lot of shows. There has. I have to say, there has been a part of me that in some sense, it kind of sounds crazy to say, but, like, in some sense that I wish I was there, because I was just there. I was just there and I experienced all of the incredibleness of it and took my team out. We're out at 4:00am like, having fun. And then the very next day, talking to a woman who is held under Gazda for 54 days. Like, there's this unbelievable sense of life. Like, what I keep saying is, there. Israel's fighting for its life while the west is just dying a slow death. So the energy of being there has been incredible. And. And I suppose. And they will survive this, right? Like, this too shall pass. And I think to be there during something like that would be unbelievably. Profound and spiritual and everything else. And. And I can assure you that being in Jerusalem for the time we were was, I think this time more deeply meaningful than any other time I was there. So I know it's easy to say from the outside, like, I wish I was there. Obviously, it's not fun. You're in bomb shelters. I mean, I interviewed former Prime Minister Naftali Bennett in his bomb shelter, which is his office. Right. Because they don't have a lot of land, they don't have a lot of space, so they have to double their bomb shelters as something else. And he and his whole family, I don't know how many kids he has, but the office was tiny when we shot the interview in there. If you haven't seen it, you can find it. We actually kind of asked him, could we do this outside or something? Because it was so small that to do it in there. We didn't even think it would be appropriate. Now, him and his family have been in there, there for probably hours a day. So it's. It's an interesting. It tells you a little something about what it's like to, to fight for your life, you know, Heather says, what is your favorite cooking gadget slash tool you didn't know you could live without until you had it? Bonus if it's not grill related. Well, you know, I'm the grill master over here. I got one for you. How about the mallet? You ever just whack a piece of chicken? You know what I'm talking about? You get that mallet and you just bang the hell out of a piece of chicken. You know what I'm talking about? Because you want. Sometimes it's nice to have a. You know, you can also do it for veal or some other things if you want something a little bit thinner. If you want a schnitzel or Scalpini, something like that, you really whack it. You can even do it for chicken parm. Although I like my chicken parm a little more robust. But I like hitting a piece of chicken with a mallet. We should have just ended the live stream right there. That would have been it. That is our show for today. 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And we're gonna do oh for the rest of the weeks until I go off the grid, we're gonna do Tequila Tuesdays. So we will figure out a way to do, like, I don't know, I'll do shots. It's not really. You don't want to do shots with this because it's so delicious. But we'll do some sipping tastes, maybe some shots. We'll do some games with the guys and some other things. Thank you for watching. Oh, now I'll give you a couple more shout outs of people that just purchased. Jennifer, Cameron, Lisa, Patty, Valerie, Nick, Ted, Corky, Karen, David, Kimberly. And it says Rand Paul, but I don't think it was him. Oh, the Rand Paul interview is. And Rand Paul bought a case. Everybody endure the only tequila endorsed by senator from Kentucky, Rand Paul. Rand Paul, everybody. Are we doing a post game show or. We're tight. I don't think we can. Yeah, we can't do a postgame show today. I got a pre tape and some other stuff. But thank you guys for watching. I'll jump in locals later and we'll talk tequila. 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