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Dave Rubin
In 1988, if you had been told that in 2025, Donald Trump would be dancing to the YMCA with a sword on stage as the now returning president, who had been impeached twice, shot at, almost killed all of the other stuff and everything else, people would have put you in a mental institution. And yet that's reality, and it's pretty good. Hello, I'm Dave Rubin. This is the Rubin Report. We are live on location at Rumble Studios here in Washington, D.C. which I'm told later today, Trump will sign an executive order officially renaming it trumplandia. We'll see about that. Maybe just a rumor, I don't know. And there is just an incredible amount of stuff going on in this city. You know, this is a place that for the last four years has been pretty freaking miserable. Every time I've come back here, I enjoy what I do in this studio and the people that I interview and that sort of thing, but the city itself, with the amount of people who work from home and the homelessness and the crime and everything else, it's been a pretty terrible place. But I can tell you, having been here for 72 hours, like the energy in this city, the cast of characters, as I said yesterday, it just feels like the Muppet Show. Just everywhere you turn, there's someone else that you know, whether it's a media person or a tech bro or a politician. And everyone is excited for, for America again. It's. It's a really, really wonderful time. My friend Russell Brand, I am told, is running here from his hotel right now. He will join me as special co host on the show in just a second. But it really has been just a. Just a wonderful couple days. I was at the Maha Ball last night with Bobby Kennedy and Jordan Peterson and Dr. Oz and Brett Weinstein. It was just, again, this. This crew of people that you don't think are all supposed to be together, certainly under the MAGA or Trump brand, and it's just working. And as I tweeted out this morning, man, the left right now has just been demolished. Who is left? Even the sane voices like a Bill Maher, let's say, or Stephen A. Smith or that Lenny guy, you know, Charlamagne, the God, I call him Lenny. They're all basically saying, I'm not gonna complain anymore. So who is left? It's a bunch of jihadists and socialists, and let them have that, because we're gonna do great things. And that's largely what today's show is all about. So let's just dive right into it. It's not just Donald Trump dancing with a sword. Let's show you a video of him signing some of these executive actions. Because it's not just reversing a lot of the lunacy of the Biden presidency. I don't even think I'm going to say Biden anymore. Just the man. It's the Biden presidency because it wasn't him. It was a. I accepted it was a four year presidency of him. It wasn't Joe Biden, but it was a reversal of a bunch of the executive actions and nonsensical things that the Biden administration did and then laying out some new stuff as well. So take a look. What is this? Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh, that's a big one. So this is January 6th. These are the hostages. Approximately 1500 for a pardon? Yes. Full pardon. Full pardon or commutation? Full pardon. President Trump, if the cartels are now going to be seen as foreign terror organizations, would you think about ordering U.S. special Forces into Mexico to take him out? Could happen. Stranger things have happened. It's bad precedent, obviously. Where are you thinking on tariffs on Mexico, given these actions you're signing on the border? Well, we're thinking in terms of 25% on Mexico and Canada because they're allowing vast numbers of people. Canada's very bad abuser. Also vast numbers of people to come in and fentanyl to come in. When do you think you would enact Those? I think February 1st. There's an order creating and implementing the Department of Governmental Efficiency known as doge. Okay, that's a big one.
Russell Brand
Is Elon Musk getting a Wesleyan office?
Dave Rubin
No, he's getting an office for about 20 people that we're hiring to make sure that these get implemented. The US Government buy a portion of TikTok then? Or how would it get that 50%?
Russell Brand
No, you.
Dave Rubin
You take 50% of TikTok for the approval. That TikTok could continue in business and they'd have a great partner. The US Would be their partner. Tell you what, every rich person has called me about TikTok. You wanted to block TikTok. Why did you change your mind? Because I got to use it. So look, guys, he did a whole bunch of stuff. We'll have more in just a second. But just to recap real quick, real quick. Withdrawed from the World Health Organization. I mean, do we have to do the COVID thing again? Like good pardons? 1500 January Sixers? Absolutely. Good. He's considering sending special forces to Mexico to deal with the cartels. And labeling them terrorist organizations. Good. The 25% tariffs on Mexico and Canada starting February 1st. That's a negotiating ploy. We'll see what happens with it. Executive order ushering in Doge. Good. And then an executive order extending the TikTok window. We'll talk a little bit about that. As it pertains to. Should we all be walking around with Chinese spyware? But do we want to ban that if we're not going to ban some of the other things? And how do we respect free speech? Amongst all of that, we will discuss with our rather illustrious guest, who for some reason is wearing sunglasses indoors because he's so damn cool. He's got one shirt, one button, two buttons going on. The shirt in the overcoat ran here from the, from the Museum of Religion, where.
Russell Brand
I don't know if you know this, Dave, but I live in the Museum of the Bible. I'm an exhibit there now.
Dave Rubin
You have been staying in the Museum of the Bible here. Most people stay at the Marriott or the Waldorf. Story.
Russell Brand
I don't believe in. Stay in hotels.
Dave Rubin
No.
Russell Brand
I believe in staying in museums. And when I'm in hotels, I study them as, oh, a tiny soap, a shampoo, as if it's a. It's a remnant of a fallen civilization. Dave, you're so brilliant at your show. It's so lovely to come in during the ad break and just to see that. I actually, when I was watching, I was watching on the monitor and I was thinking, this guy really understands the deep ulterior currents of political movements because I've been so caught up in actually being in Washington and how cold it is and the bewildering spectacles of.
Dave Rubin
I'm glad to see you wearing a jacket, by the way. We were running around town last night, Dave. We were literally trapped in the barricades last night and Trump's going by us and we're outside for about 45 minutes in basically 2 degree weather. And you didn't have a jacket and I think you still only had one.
Russell Brand
But when, when he went by, I felt like a peasant in a fairy tale, you know, like that sort of carriage was going by. It may as well have been sort of coaching horses.
Dave Rubin
Yeah.
Russell Brand
And. But what I've forgotten because the sort of spectacle is so overwhelming is actual immediate political executive orders are happening straight away. Yeah, there's troops arriving at the southern border.
Dave Rubin
Yeah.
Russell Brand
There are two genders. Like it's just bam, bam. It's just happening, isn't it?
Dave Rubin
There are two genders. I mean, even That I said it yesterday. But it's like, how bizarre. If you would have told the founding fathers 250 years ago that a president is gonna have to get up there the day he's being sworn in and say, there's a difference between boys and girls. The founders would quite literally flip their wigs. And they wore wigs.
Russell Brand
Yeah. I wonder if they would have flipped them. I suppose what I reckon that indicates is that we don't want the political realm to be ideologically oriented when it comes to cultural, or even, in that instance, biolog, biological matters. I'm just imagine if you were watching this, and I suppose you probably wouldn't be, but you were a trans person or someone that was interested in identifying outside of the sort of conventional order, you might think, oh, no, see, this is Handmaid's Tale.
Dave Rubin
Yeah.
Russell Brand
We're like, what about me? I want to identify as. And I feel like people should be able to identify. Is it?
Dave Rubin
Sure, sure. But that's different than saying there's no biological difference.
Russell Brand
Right.
Dave Rubin
If you want. If you're 18 and plus and you want to dress as a woman and act as a woman and do whatever you want to, I'm. I'm for that. But don't tell me you are biologically not what you are.
Russell Brand
So if I would go, can you only call me they? Is that all right?
Dave Rubin
Well, if you treat me with respect, I would do the best I could to treat you with respect.
Russell Brand
I will be. I'll be going, I love you, Dave.
Dave Rubin
Are you gonna be there now? Are you gonna be they now? You spent the night in there.
Russell Brand
I'm sticking with heat.
Dave Rubin
I'm just.
Russell Brand
I'm still. This is a hypothetical person. I like he. But, like, for, like, as long as I don't want them people to feel not loved.
Dave Rubin
No, no. And I think that that's the bizarre thing, is the only way you're gonna get these people to feel loved is we have to acknowledge reality, and then we can love people individually.
Russell Brand
If you're not acknowledging reality, you're just in some bewildering fantasy where nothing makes sense.
Dave Rubin
And I'm pretty sure that's where we've been for the last four years.
Russell Brand
I've been in the museum of the Bible. I don't know where you've been. I've been looking at scripture a little.
Dave Rubin
Bit more on some of the executive actions that he signed. Why don't you say what I'm saying? Sure. The first item that President Trump is signing is the rescission of 78 Biden era executive actions, executive orders, presidential memoranda and others.
Russell Brand
Thank you, sir.
Dave Rubin
The next item here is the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Treaty. Yes, sir. We're going to save over a trillion.
Russell Brand
Dollars by withdrawing from that treat.
Dave Rubin
So just to give you guys a little context about the day, so the reason they did that in Capitol one was because all those thousands and thousands of people were supposed to be at the mall when it was gonna be outside. But obviously it's been frigid. They moved the swearing in into the, into the Capitol. But the fact that Trump even shows up to show the, Just to be in front of those people, sign those executive actions there. I was just saying to Russell, we were at the rumble party last night at about 11:30 midnight, something like that, and Trump was still on TV live giving speeches and the ball and the dancing and everything else. I mean, the guy. We'll get to the substance in a sec. But just like the show part of it and like the endless energy and like I took a 15 minute nap yesterday, the guy just doesn't do it. And he's, he's fueled by McDonald's.
Russell Brand
He is the epitomizing embodiment of modern America. And what his detractors didn't realize is that he is somehow the conduit of a spirit that, that people were not able to understand. Of course, an American mystic would live on McDonald's and Diet Coke and fly around on an airplane with their name on it.
Dave Rubin
It was funny. You said you gave a speech last night at the Maha event and you said that on stage and everyone laughed. But it's like these are the people who want the high fructose corn syrup out of the soda and they want McDonald's to use beef tallow and.
Russell Brand
Well, I want that. Yeah, actually as well. I think that would be a good idea. I mean, I think the sort of Bobby Kennedy component of this super significant. You do as well.
Dave Rubin
Of course. Of course.
Russell Brand
And I just can't believe that already he's in an arena sort of signing it like autographs with his mad jagged signature, creating new legislation.
Dave Rubin
He gets the show. It's both. Right. It's like policy and reality and the show at the same time. But what do you think about the. Because you are, I consider you still a man, at least partly of the left in some sense. He got out of the Paris Climate Accords, which he got out of when he was president last time. Then we got back in, now we're out again. Do you think we have limited time on planet Earth? Do you think we're going to be okay?
Russell Brand
I don't know what the impact of human behavior is on the epochal shifts of climate and meteorology, but I do know that the bureaucracies that have power in that area generally use that power to impact negatively the actions and freedoms of individuals, rather than focusing on ideas that empower people and inhibit large organizations. So I don't know what's real when it comes to ecological disaster. I don't know what I don't know. I don't know how policy or be mandated around that. But the reason people don't. What I do recognize, Dave, tell me if you agree, is that the reason people don't trust these various Accords is because it always comes down to. And that's why you've got to live in a 15 minute city.
Dave Rubin
Exactly.
Russell Brand
And that's why you can't go anywhere anymore.
Dave Rubin
Right. And we're going to keep flying on our private jets with foie gras, but you're gonna eat slop out of a bucket. Well, actually, I think you basically just said exactly what Trump has said, a little more eloquently, because his position basically is he wants clean air, he wants clean water, just like everybody. But do you just outsource and dump tons of money into these organizations that don't actually do anything, that basically say we're doing anything? Because the point is, is the environment significantly better in these four years under Biden when we were in the Paris Accords as opposed to the four years we were out? But let's jump ahead, or let's jump backwards for a second and talk about the guy who left the office of the presidency. Oh, you know, we'll do that in a sec. Let's talk about Home Title Lock and then we'll do that on the other side. I want to tell you guys about a crime happening in the United States called house stealing, also known as title theft, where criminals can transfer your home's title into their name with just a single document and wipe out your equity without you even knowing. Many of you know I recently moved to Florida, which like all other states, has become a hotbed for these crimes. In Sarasota, Home Title Lock caught a cyber thief from New York trying to sell a family's property on a popular real estate website. The thief had fraudulently changed the title, but Home Title Lock quickly detected it and restored the title back to the rightful owner. Imagine if they hadn't been subscribed to Home Title Lock. It could have been disastrous. If you're not monitoring your title. These criminals can get away with this, leaving you the homeowner to deal with the aftermath in court. The best way to protect your equity is with triple lock protection from our friends at home Title lock. Triple lock is 247 monitoring alerts and restoration services. Sign up today by going to hometitlelock.com and the promo code, Reuben and you'll get the first 30 days of triple lock protection absolutely free. And a complete title scan of your home's title so you can make sure your home hasn't already been compromised. That's 30 days free and a title report for using the promo code. Rubin@hometitlelock.com all right, all right. So let's jump back to the Biden administration for just a second and I promise you we'll get back to Trump and all the good stuff in the future is bright in the golden age, et cetera, et cetera. But Biden did issue a couple of these pardons and executive actions in the last second that are unbelievably awful and I would say borderline criminal. And we don't even know if he knows what he did. Check this out from the Daily wire. President Joe Biden issued pardons on Monday morning to Dr. Anthony Fauci. We discussed that yesterday, obviously. Former U.S. army General Mark Milley and members of the Democrat run January 6th committee just hours before President elect Donald Trump's inauguration. Both Fauci and Milley were vicious critics of Trump and previously reporting indicated that Biden would issue the pardons to stave off any potential criminal charges that might be brought against them during the second Trump administration. The issuance of these pardons should not be mistaken as an acknowledgment that any individual engaged in any wrongdoing, nor should acceptance be misconstrued as an admission of guilt for any offense. Biden said in a statement. Our nation owes these public servants a debt of gratitude for their tireless commitment to our country. So, Russell, before I even get to pardoning family members and his brother and a whole bunch more, the Fauci thing, to me, there's a diff. There's two things happening here. The Fauci thing is like, man, this guy did some really bad stuff. We all know he's done some bad stuff. And that one seems obviously evil to me. The January 6th one actually seems worse than that. Like, I'm going from obvious evil to like double obvious evil because the January 6th one took. Took pardon. The people who were investigating, they're not under, they're not under investigation for anything. Right. Like they were investigating other people unjustly.
Russell Brand
That's why, Dave, you have to understand that just because they've been pardoned, that is not an admission of any guilt. And the fact that they've accepted that pardon, that doesn't mean that they're acknowledging they're doing anything wrong. Like how I, I'm, I just wouldn't want to. Dave, I'd like to pardon you now for all those murders that you didn't do yesterday. Do you accept that part?
Dave Rubin
I appreciate that, and I do accept that. And can we make that retroactive?
Russell Brand
Of course.
Dave Rubin
That thing that I did in Boston in 2006, get rid of that as well.
Russell Brand
Even though you didn't do it?
Dave Rubin
No, no, no, I didn't do it.
Russell Brand
I didn't pardon you. And you accepting that pardon is an acknowledgement that you did it.
Dave Rubin
But isn't there something so Foushee. It's like, I'm not defending the pardon in any way. Foushee should be in jail. That is my position, and I was saying that years ago. But there's something about the January 6th one that seems worse because they're not under investigation for they, there's no. Fauci's not under investigation for anything either. But you can point to things where he abused power, where they were the one. They clearly abused power, but they were the ones investigating other people. It's like, it's just, look what the other side. I don't know if I'm making myself clear, but.
Russell Brand
No, you're making yourself completely clear. It's so ludicrously preemptive that it's an indication of deep, deep malfeasance.
Dave Rubin
Yes.
Russell Brand
Because to go. But what they'll say is, we know that now Trump's in power, he's going to go on a mad Stalin esque rampage of impugning, imprisoning and impaling all of his enemies. So to make sure Trump doesn't do that, all of his likely victims are granted immunity. That's what they'll say they're doing. But what it seems more like they're doing, if you look at the footage from the Capitol and the various controversies that have surrounded January the sixth, is they're like, oh, no, now we're not in power anymore. Is going to be exposed that we use January 6th to legitimize a lot of regulation and possibly that the people on that committee participated to a deep degree, maybe were informed of, look, this whole thing, we need this to go this way. So now they're being pardoned because they expose themselves. And probably they said, in the event that Trump wins, we will grant you a retroactive pardon. So I suppose why the January 6th one is in particular troubling is it's because what all of us have been through in the last few years is oh no, the conspiracies are true. Oh no, the COVID conspiracy, true. Fauci true. January6, true. Twin Towers true. JFK true. So what you start to sense is the more that you unpeel power, the more we're going to be exposed to the fact that they were actually behaving in a deliberately malevolent manner.
Dave Rubin
What, what's your general position on. Do you think we should jail people in general? Like if, if Fauci that came out, there was really an email like, and there actually is quite a lot of evidence that that much of what he did was not based on science and 6ft social distancing and closing schools and telling friends that they didn't have to wear masks while he was telling us to wear a mask. What's your general position on jailing people from previous administrations? Cuz to me it sets a very dangerous precedent because we'll end up always doing it. And that's how you end up in Banana Republic. I'm not saying nobody deserves it like Fauci I actually think does, but. But what it starts setting in motion, I would always.
Russell Brand
You're describing there, Dave, almost a necessity for an elite immune class of people that runs bureaucratically through administrations. Because as you say, if it becomes tit for tat jailings after every election, then you're right, it could become a sort of a cyclical kind of tundra of endless jailings. But.
Dave Rubin
So those are two pretty shitty choices, basically.
Russell Brand
I also would look at it as like if we, if we were trying to make a case for jailing Fauci, what is it you do feel he deliberately misled people? You feel that he was across darpa, you feel that he misused the CIA, he manipulated the media.
Dave Rubin
What I mean lied under oath about MRNA research and where they got funding health, which is.
Russell Brand
But the problem is, I tell you why it's difficult to jail them is because they just do, actually. They're doing their job. That's what Fouchy was supposed to be doing at that time. So it's the entire system itself that is corrupt and you'd be jailing everyone. Indeed. I've said this about COVID in my country and in yours, that the reason you can't have the inquiry that's needed is if you had that inquiry, you'd have to dismantle the pharmaceutical industry. You'd have to get rid of the fda, you'd have to get rid of the nih, you'd have to look at the hhs. And what reason I'm optimistic about the, the, this inauguration, this administration is because I feel that with Bobby Kennedy, Jay Bacharia, Dr. Oz, Marty McCurry, you have people that are outspoken opponents of what happened in that. So the jailing Foulcher is kind of, it might be kind of fun. Oh, he's in jail. You mad little hobgoblin. You little lunatic. You smuggle.
Dave Rubin
We could put his head in the bag with the, the, with the gnats. You know, they did that with the dogs. He had that crazy research thing where he put dogs, puppies, heads in bags and they had these flesh eating. All right, let's move.
Russell Brand
That seems a bit cruel. Two wrongs don't make it right, Dave. Can't stop putting people's heads in a box.
Dave Rubin
All right. I can dream, I can dribble.
Russell Brand
I learned about that at the Bible Museum. John the Baptist.
Dave Rubin
Let me, let me show you one other thing on the part inside because this also gets to just the absurdity of everything. Again from the Daily Wire here. Joe Biden issued more pardons for his family during the final minutes of the presidency. As he took to shield them from potential future criminal prosecution, he pardoned his brother James Biden. James Biden's wife, Sarah Jones Biden. His sister, Valerie Biden Owens. Valerie Owens husband John T. Owens. Everyone in this room is shaking their heads. His brother, Francis Biden. I'm not even going to read. I don't even have to read the rest. None of these people have been accused of any crime. As far as I know. The crime is the Biden crime syndicate, that they were using influence or something like that. But again, doesn't it say 15. He did this 15 minutes before Donald Trump was sworn in. And again, does he even know what he's signing? They put the piece of paper. Do you think he has the wherewithal to even. I think in this case he probably was excited to sign it, but it's just like the whole damn thing. It's just the whole damn thing.
Russell Brand
It's a mad and incomprehensible giddy departure. Isn't it like that sort of Saigon, just pulling people on the helicopters. You get on, oh, no. Is there anyone we've not pardoned? It's like the end of schindler's List. But with pardons, we could have. That person could have been saved. If I'd have sold this badge pin, I could have saved Hunter. Hunter could have done a couple more days of pedophilia. Oh, no, like, I mean, it's, it's a desperate mad thing. And I'm not suggesting that Hunter Biden is a pedophile, but even if I did it, Max, he's probably been pardoned for that already, so who cares? Say what you want about the Biden, they're pardoned. In fact, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that Jill Biden is a cannibal. Pardoned. Doesn't matter, does it? Pardoned, like so, I suppose. But would it not be possible? Like, if, if the right. What they'll say this is, is to preemptively provide a prophylactic against Trump's presumed despotism. We're having to pardon everyone. Well, if he was a despot of that magnitude, he'd go, and by my new executive order, I have got the power to reverse pardons.
Dave Rubin
Pardons. That's what I'll do. Exactly, exactly.
Russell Brand
But he's not going to do that, is he? Because he's going to be getting on with pulling out the WHO or coming out of the Paris Accord, or just getting on with probably energy deals and geopolitical stuff.
Dave Rubin
Well, I guess, I guess what you said before is the right thing, which is that success, it's a Trump line, sort of. But in essence, that success will be the ultimate retribution. So it's not necessarily that you have to jail these people as much as you just bring in Jay Bhattacharya and you bring in all of these other people and Oz and everybody else and Elon, which Doge. And we just will succeed. And congratulations, you guys did a lot of seriously evil shit and you're going to probably skate away on it, but we're going to fix the country in the meantime. And that, that probably is the healthiest way to.
Russell Brand
I suppose so, because, look, this is why, Dave, as you know, I have continual recourse to spiritual values, because otherwise everything seems sort of too desperate and awful. And so, like, as a man of Christ, I would say, like, forgiveness and focusing on what you're supposed to be doing. What will be fascinating is their ab. To govern. And in a way I see as the canary in the cage, Bobby Kennedy. Once Bobby Kennedy is confirmed and is leading the hhs, then I'll feel like, well, then, then Trump cannot be a villain of the magnitude. His detractors claim because he has just empowered Bobby Kennedy over big pharma and big food and to a degree, agriculture. He's just put a radical anti corporate figure into a position of significant power. And if then Kennedy is surrounded by the coterie that we keep listing, Mak Bhattacharya, et al, beloved Dr. Oz, who we love so much, then he, then surely even. And I say this because you asked the question, are you still a person somewhat of the left? I'm anti establishment. I'm pro freedom. That sort of, as you know, better than anyone used to sort of be.
Dave Rubin
The left was kind of the old left and. And now it's the new right.
Russell Brand
Whatever this is. Yeah, whatever it is, it's new, isn't it? Like when we were at that MAHA ball last night, like this is a sort of an extraordinary new concoction of power.
Dave Rubin
Yeah.
Russell Brand
And that's why I'm interested. You know, when you talk about 2016, when you were already in the Trump camp, you said that this is different. It's more genuine, it's more, not diverse, but more varied and more sort of powerful in a variety of interesting ways.
Dave Rubin
Yeah. We were also talking last night real quick about how interesting it was at the Maha ball last night because it doesn't make sense politically. There's all these first time Trump people there who have been lefties and liberals their whole life. So you were saying how all these people now come up to you and it's different than when people used to come up to you as an actor and oh, I love your movies or I love your comedy. Now they're like, they're like, oh my God, you helped wake me up. You literally changed my life. And that's what they say to me, it's a very bizarre notion. And I would say out of there were, I don't know, two dozen balls last night, but I think the. There were two dozen balls. I feel, talking about events, they were also events. Okay.
Russell Brand
Because he meant testicles for a moment.
Dave Rubin
You get it. And then. But the point is that that is the revolution. Right.
Russell Brand
People seem relieved, don't they? That's what it feels like, relieved. And I see when people come to you and go, oh, thank you that you told me this and you told me that and thank you, help me with my journey from. And yeah, there's a kind of sense of relief, but also bafflement that people that are interested in psilocybin research and people that are interested in yoga and wellness and health now suddenly recognize their best, best bet is this McDonald's consuming billionaire tycoon simply because he believes in freedom in a very sort of organic and unusual way.
Dave Rubin
Yeah. Let's jump back to the pardon thing for a second. Here's Donald Trump's feeling on the Biden pardons. I was, I was surprised that President Biden would go and pardon his whole family because that makes him look very guilty. You know, I could have pardoned my family. I could have pardoned myself, my family. I said if I do that, it's going to make me look very guilty. I don't think I'd be sitting here, frankly, if I did that. I don't think I'd be sitting here right now because I would have. Would have shown that you're guilty. All right, so of course, of course he's right about that, Russell. We're back on the Internet. We're live right now. Of course he's right about that. That if Donald, if Donald Trump the first time around had pardoned junior for crimes that don't exist, or Eric or Jared or whatever, we know where we'd be at. But since irony is dead, we're just going to show you a clip of Democrats, mostly MSNBC people, talking about preemptive pardons before yesterday. Have you ever heard of somebody getting a preemptive pardon who was innocent of all crime, who's just an innocent person? Have you ever heard of that? Just somebody getting a blanket pardon and they're an innocent person. But no, it's the President's own family. It's people that have been covering up.
Russell Brand
For the President in addition to his own family.
Dave Rubin
Is there an innocent explanation for someone to seek preemptive pardons for family members? Would you do that if you knew you were innocent and just worried about outside forces? The answer to that is going to be no. If you haven't done anything wrong, you sit there and go, what do you need a preemptive pardon for? If he pardons people preemptively, he's essentially telling the public that these people have committed crimes. And we may not be aware of what they are, but the pardon is clear evidence that crimes have been committed. First off, we should just take a deep breath and acknowledge the audacity of a president who's so clearly concerned about his own criminal culpability and that of his family members, that pardons are a major obsession with him. The idea of a kind of prospective pardon, this sort of permanent federal get out of jail free card, that, that seems to be what we're talking about in the case of this Right. With Giuliani and his three eldest children, who, as far as we know, don't have not been convicted of a crime. Maybe they've committed a lot and they don't want to face action. I don't know. It's weird. I wouldn't ask for a pardon. I don't think I deserve one because I don't think I've done anything criminal. But like, where does that come from, that concept? You can just kind of wave your magic pardon wand? We had way more of that. There is much more, I assure you. But we're just going to come back. Because your mind was actually blown in the first 10 seconds of that. You didn't fully realize what was happening there.
Russell Brand
I was thinking about Joy's hair. That's what I was thinking about. I was. Couldn't understand. Understand how that was happening. I couldn't understand how they were talking about preemptive pardons in such a derisory manner when. And you in Phoenix explained Trump didn't preemptively pardon any of his acolytes or family members.
Dave Rubin
To be clear, people, if you were not paying attention before that, those were all from three, four years ago when Trump didn't. They were worried that Trump was going to do the pardons for his children who had been committed of no crime, or Giuliani or anyone else.
Russell Brand
So when they were hypothetically. When they were hypothetically contemplating that Trump might do it, they were outraged. It was. And now that they've, now that Biden has actually done it, let's see how they react. That's just another way of measuring their objectivity. Yeah, that's another thing that I've been trying to understand is why are they not excited about Tulsi? Why are they not excited about Bobby Kennedy, Jay Badger, like this, this new conglomeration of interest. And of course it indicates that they are malignant.
Dave Rubin
Can you somehow recreate that magical moment that you did on Bill Maher when you were talking about msnbc? Because that capsulates it. Right. I know that would be tough there.
Russell Brand
I can't remember what I said and I try not to watch myself.
Dave Rubin
There was no one named Joe. It wasn't the morning.
Russell Brand
Yeah, that was pretty funny. I'm glad I did that. Yeah. But what I was pointing out is that people, generally speaking, none of us are aware of our own biases. And by our nature, we're not aware of our own unconscious. So we have to at least acknowledge fallibility.
Dave Rubin
Right.
Russell Brand
And be open to the possibility that other people's perspectives are Valuable. And if you're not doing that, you're participating in the problem.
Dave Rubin
I would say the difference between guys like us and them, though, is that you can go back into my 10 years of video history and find things that I got wrong. Sure. Predictions I made that were wrong or I thought this was going to happen with the red wave or whatever. But you won't see me blatantly taking a position years ago that I can't explain.
Russell Brand
Yeah.
Dave Rubin
Versus what they're doing has nothing to do with. It has nothing to do with, like a philosophical change. It has everything to do with who's in power now.
Russell Brand
You're exactly right.
Dave Rubin
That's a fundamental.
Russell Brand
They are amplifying control and power, and so they have to retrospectively get it to make sense. Whereas there are sometimes journeys of, oh, I used to believe that this was okay, but now I can see that it's not good to retro. Like they should say. They should be saying now. Retrospective pardons are unforgivable, whether it's Hunter Biden or Donald Trump or whoever it is, because the principle of retrospective pardons is wrong. But if they're not saying that, then they don't have a principle. They're just amplifying power. And on your predictions, you did correctly predict that Biden wouldn't finish his term, that he would resign.
Dave Rubin
Yeah.
Russell Brand
So when I saw that I can trust Dave on predictions.
Dave Rubin
Well, I said that Biden, I said in 2019. Because people were clipping it the hell out of it yesterday. In 2019, I said, if Joe Biden. Biden finishes his presidency, I'll retire. I have. I'm not retiring. And the reason I'm not retiring is because no one obviously thinks he didn't finish. He didn't finish it there. A body existed in the room that.
Russell Brand
He bought that lady in. And plus there's about four or five Joe Bidens. Those ones have got slightly different cheekbones.
Dave Rubin
Let's talk about quality of life for a moment, and then we'll blow Russell's mind on the other side.
Russell Brand
You will not.
Dave Rubin
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Russell Brand
Half of them.
Dave Rubin
Yeah. At least a little over half or at least certainly Half. He's putting on a show and he's very good at it. And you know what's interesting? The Democrats talked about the joy of, you know, running with it. They're walking around, their chests are out. They're feeling like winners, and the Democrats feel like whiners and nerds. And that's got to change. That's got to go upside down. Yes, Russell, his name is Donny Douche. It's a real helpful. But the reason I wanted to show that clip to you is because you can see how there will be a certain set of these people who are absolutely apoplectic and crazed and he's Hitler and all these things, but a certain set of them will not go the completely bananas, crazy route. They will sort of be like, oh, we better start working with this. And I guess that's kind of okay.
Russell Brand
It's, in a sense, happening layer by layer. It was a couple. When he was up in court for one of the various charges, it would. It would be difficult to imagine an inauguration where Zuckerberg and Bezos were in it, in attendance. That's already happening. And the media is starting to repo. Know, like, so what? I think we will. Yeah, you're right. There will be a bifurcation. There'll be the kind of never Trump media that will just continue. But this is why, I suppose what's so significant is the nature of these executive orders and the type of legislation that takes place, particularly initially, because what I'll be looking for is, you know, just as an individual and to have my own understanding is to see the reassuring signs that, no, hold on a minute. He hasn't just. Just jailed a load of political opponents or he hasn't just pardoned a load of his relatives. You know, it's hard. I think I'm very influenced by propaganda, so I have to sort of, like, stay close to facts. And that's why I enjoy watching your show, because you'll be able to explain to me. This is msnbc, prior to Trump's departure, saying, if he pardons those people, that's terrible. And then what are MSNB saying now? Maybe they're right now doing a show going, what Biden's eat? Oh, no. But I doubt it because look at what they're actually doing.
Dave Rubin
I don't think so.
Russell Brand
They're saying that Trump is. Oh, look, some people are finding this appealing. We're going to have to be so careful, man. We literally cannot trust the media.
Dave Rubin
On that note, my friend, we're letting you leave. I'm going to finish up without you, but I'll love you. See you later. Love you. We're going to head back to the free state of Florida together. And I can moisten. I can moisten my lips.
Russell Brand
Let's get lubricated with natural vapors and qualia.
Dave Rubin
Here is. Here's Rachel Maddow with, let's say, a little less nuanced approach to what's happening now with Trump. A state of emergency is officially now in effect on the border. Does it feel like an emergency where you are standing feels no different than 20 minutes ago or 30 minutes ago ago or an hour ago when we got here early this morning. Rachel, you know the smug ridiculousness of that clip? Does it feel any different yet? It's not going to happen just like that. But by, by actually saying that there's a state of emergency, we can start doing things like protecting the border and building the wall and making sure that, I don't know, terrorists and jihadists and fentanyl dealers and MS.13 gang members, et cetera, are not coming in to the United States. That would be pretty good. Russell Brand has returned. He's doing something on the floor. He's got his glasses. Oh. Oh, my God. It's not that kind of show. Rachel. Rachel. I would remind you, Rachel, that. I would remind you, Rachel, that the people that have been coming in the 10 to, say, 15 million people, probably more, who have come in in the last four years, many of them probably are not so into witty lesbians. So you might wanna rethink what's going on because actually, it's scary. Donald Trump, who's gonna protect the liberal world that you live in. Let's move over to CNN because they're a very serious place of news and this was very important. They were talking about the band aids that was on, that were on J.D. vance's daughter's fingers. So those are the, obviously the Butler.
Russell Brand
County first responders who are marching in.
Dave Rubin
Also, Aaron, one quick note because our panel, Abby, Phillip and Jake were talking about it a little bit earlier. Apparently the bandages on J.D. vance's daughter's fingers, her name is Mirabel, by the way, are bluey bandages. I think your kids may be a.
Russell Brand
Little bit older than mine.
Dave Rubin
Bluey is very popular in our house, but that's just to put a button on an earlier conversation. Well, it is his normalcy and approachability for JD Vance that is a great appeal for many. Wow. Hot damn. It appears that CNN factually got something right. It's a miracle. Yes, they were bluey bandages. I For one, will not get on this show and talk crap about Bluey. As you guys know, we don't do a lot of television for the kids. Bluey is on the short list. I like Bluey. The. The sister is Dingo, I think Dingo. You got mom, you got pop. They're always up to adventures. Eight minute videos, nice bright colors. No problem with Bluey. Congratulations, CNN. You got one. Right, guys, let's talk about BHMD1 and then more on the other side. We've been told our whole lives that wrinkle creams were the easiest way to look younger. Now, one doctor says that's nothing but old News. According to Dr. John Lake, the world renowned Beverly Hills beauty expert, most wrinkle fixes on the market are nothing but glorified moisturizers. They hardly make a dent on your appearance and some can even be harmful to your skin, he said. Recently, Dr. Lake has focused his attention away from mainstream cosmetic practices. Why? So he can pursue a revolutionary anti aging breakthrough, one that some experts say could empty the wallets of the cosmetic industry. His personal clients have dubbed his new do it yourself technique the age rewinder method, because it can take years or even decades off your appearance in under two minutes. In light of this amazing breakthrough, Dr. Lake has released a step by step video to the public, free and uninterrupted, where he outlines exactly how to use this simple solution from home. The video has gone viral. At first it was shared by users on Facebook, but since then, it's racked up over 2.3 million views and counting. So far, the comments and feedback have been outstanding, with thousands of women reporting they look decades younger. You can find out more about this for yourself. Go to bhmd1.com rubin or click the link in the description box below. Again, that's bhmd1.com Rubin Again, watch the video at bhmd1.com Ruben right now or click the link in the description box below. All right, so yesterday obviously was an unbelievably positive day and a reset of America. And it really is just the beginning. And you guys, we've illustrated. You can see so many things changing for the better right now. And it's all emanating from really about a half mile away from here. Pretty cool. But of course, we weren't going to get through day one of the Donald Trump presidency without somebody being mislabeled a Nazi. And in this case, it was not Donald Trump himself, but it was Elon Musk during this speech. Take a look. Yes.
Russell Brand
This this is what victory feels like.
Dave Rubin
Yeah.
Russell Brand
And this was no ordinary victory.
Dave Rubin
This was a fork in the road of human civilization. Okay?
Russell Brand
This, this, you know, there, there are elections that. The elections that come and go.
Dave Rubin
Some, some elections are, you know, important and some or not, but. But this one, this one.
Russell Brand
This one really mattered. And I just want to say thank.
Dave Rubin
You for making it happen. Thank you. My heart goes out to you. It is thanks to you that the future of civilization is assured. Thanks to you. Well, you saw it. Wait, I think we cut a little bit early. He makes the move and he does his arm swings. You've probably seen the images already. Did we cut a little bit earlier there. It wasn't, it wasn't quite in there. There was one where he turned away. We have it in the. All right, so you know what, let's. Let me throw you to the c. The CNN analysis of it and you'll see the actual gesture. I just want to look at that salute that he gave again. Just. If anybody missed it, we'll just show it again. He's just wrapped up here. You can hear the. All right, so we just, we just showed that. We just showed that. Right? It's worth it. It was quick. I think our viewers are smart and they can take a look at that. But it certainly was. It's not something that you typically see in American political rallies, put it that way. No, no, it was not something that.
Russell Brand
You usually would see.
Dave Rubin
And it was quick, as you point out. It was very quick.
Russell Brand
But it was, it was in a.
Dave Rubin
Moment of inspiration, intensity for him as he came out dancing and then he did that. All right, first off, lady, no, your viewers are not smart. They are dumb by definition. And that's exactly why you like them. He did not make a Nazi salute. It's completely ridiculous. First off, the way he even comes out. The reason we wanted to show you the first video, the way he moves his body, everything. Like he talks about like this like sort of autistic cool thing. Like this is the way they've made like autism. Not cool exactly. But there are these people that they live more in their brain than their body. So their movements sometimes are a little bit weird. If you see him jumping up and down and swinging his arms so he's touching. He's talking about his heart. And then he's basically like, you guys, like, did I just make the freaking Nazi salute? It's so idiotic. And, and you know the self righteous nature of the. These m. Efforts to do this. You know, the same people, the same. The Same people who have been defending literal jihadists calling for the genocide of the Jews on our college campuses, on our streets, in our institutions, etcetera, Are suddenly very upset because of an arm movement that. That Elon Musk made in a very stilted way. It's completely ridiculous. I'm only even showing you this just to quickly put it to bed so that if you're sitting at dinner tonight or you're with a friend and they're like, oh, my God, he. They already are out there with the Nazi symbol, you can just debunk it yourself rather quickly. And on that note, ladies and gentlemen, the Nazis are not here. We're gonna be fine. The future is gonna be bright. There are great. There really, really are great things happening in this country right now. I know you can feel it. I met so many people in the last 72 hours who are just so absolutely overjoyed. And as I said to Russell before, particularly at the MAHA Ball last night, none of, not, none of these people, a huge percentage of these people were not Trump supporters four years ago. They still don't consider themselves, say, true Republicans or conservatives in the most strict sense, but they love America. That is the thing that we have back. So, yes, will there be an over the top apoplectic media that will continue to lie? Will you get the Muppets like Chris Hayes and the people like Rachel Maddow that will manipulate and all of that stuff? Will you get the ridiculous nonsense on cnn? Our audience isn't stupid while they tell you that Elon Musk is a Nazi. All of these things will continue, but as it continues, their strength is waning. It's not as important anymore. It really isn't. I mean, I can tell you, even being in this city for the last 72 hours, the amount of people that were at, you know, seeing the online influencers, right, like, you know, seeing Jordan Peterson or the Daily Wire guys out there. The media that's here is way more exciting to the average person to meet someone and take a selfie with someone than it is like, my God, it's Wolf Blitzer. Wolf, you've taught me so much about politics. Wolf, it's Dana Bash. Oh, my God, I love Dana Bash. You'd have to be stupid to be feeling that. So we've had a complete culture shift. We've had a political shift. We've had a media shift. It's here. It's just the beginning. We always have to watch out for the. For the. The bad guys. And they're there still. And we're gonna have to deal with that yet. But the future is bright for this country. The golden age is coming. I'm super psyched and I would even stay in D.C. for an extra day. That's how positive it's been. Despite the fact that it's 7 degrees. However, I'm heading back to the free state of Florida. So we will be live in studio tomorrow at 11am I thank you guys for watching and I believe we've got a cold close of Trump and a guy you probably won't hear much more of in the future. You were having a good conversation with President Obama at present. I was. And you'd like to know what it was? Everybody wants to know. I know I wouldn't want to, but we were having some crazy conversations. Why are you asking a question like that? You don't. I don't think you want to know. You might not. You might be insulted. It's an executive order.
Summary of "The Rubin Report" Episode: "These Unexpected Executive Orders Signed by Trump Are Game-Changers with Co-Host Russell Brand"
Release Date: January 21, 2025
In this dynamic episode of The Rubin Report, host Dave Rubin engages in a spirited conversation with co-host Russell Brand regarding the unexpected yet impactful executive orders signed by former President Donald Trump upon his return to the presidency. The discussion delves into the ramifications of these orders, critiques of the current administration's actions, media bias, and the shifting political landscape in America.
The episode opens with Dave Rubin reflecting on the improbable return of Donald Trump to the presidency, highlighting the surreal nature of such an event. Rubin paints a vivid picture of Washington, D.C.’s vibrant atmosphere, contrasting it with the city's recent struggles with homelessness and crime.
Dave Rubin [00:35]: “In 1988, if you had been told that in 2025, Donald Trump would be dancing to the YMCA with a sword on stage as the now returning president...”
He introduces Russell Brand as a special co-host, emphasizing the unique blend of personalities rallying around America's resurgence.
Rubin and Brand examine the suite of executive orders signed by Trump, positioning them as decisive moves to rectify what they perceive as the missteps of the Biden administration. Key actions discussed include:
Withdrawal from the World Health Organization (WHO):
Dave Rubin [04:27]: “Withdrawing from the World Health Organization. Ooh, that's a big one.”
Pardoning January 6th Hostages:
Dave Rubin [04:35]: “Approximately 1500 for a pardon? Yes. Full pardon.”
Imposing Tariffs on Mexico and Canada:
Dave Rubin [06:17]: “We're thinking in terms of 25% on Mexico and Canada because they're allowing vast numbers of people.”
Establishment of the Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE):
Dave Rubin [07:50]: “An order creating and implementing the Department of Governmental Efficiency known as DOGE.”
The conversation shifts to President Biden's recent pardons, which Rubin and Brand deem "unbelievably awful" and "borderline criminal." They scrutinize pardons granted to figures like Dr. Anthony Fauci and General Mark Milley, suggesting these acts shield potential wrongdoers preemptively.
Dave Rubin [15:13]: “The Fauci thing is like, man, this guy did some really bad stuff... The January 6th one actually seems worse...”
Russell Brand [17:55]: “It's so ludicrously preemptive that it's an indication of deep, deep malfeasance.”
The duo argues that these pardons not only protect individuals from future scrutiny but also undermine the integrity of the justice system.
Rubin and Brand vehemently criticize mainstream media outlets, particularly MSNBC and CNN, accusing them of harboring biases against Trump and unfairly labeling figures like Elon Musk as Nazis.
Dave Rubin [36:54]: “He did not make a Nazi salute. It's completely ridiculous.”
They argue that the media's portrayal of events is skewed, aiming to discredit Trump's administration while ignoring positive developments.
Highlighting the enthusiastic public response, Rubin shares his experiences attending events like the MAHA Ball, where a diverse group of individuals, including previously non-supporters, now champion Trump's leadership.
Dave Rubin [26:04]: “People seem relieved, don't they? That's what it feels like, relieved.”
Russell Brand observes a significant cultural and political realignment, noting that many who were once liberal are now embracing Trump’s vision of America.
Russell Brand [25:40]: “This is a new, extraordinary concoction of power.”
Concluding the episode on a hopeful note, Rubin emphasizes the positive changes underway and the collective optimism infusing the nation. Despite ongoing challenges and media opposition, both hosts express confidence in a "golden age" approaching.
Dave Rubin [38:33]: “The future is gonna be bright. There are great things happening in this country right now.”
Russell Brand echoes this sentiment, highlighting the resilience and unity among those supporting Trump's administration.
Russell Brand [38:42]: “The Nazis are not here. We're gonna be fine.”
Dave Rubin [00:35]: “...Donald Trump would be dancing to the YMCA with a sword on stage as the now returning president...”
Russell Brand [07:05]: “He's putting on a show. It's both policy and reality and the show at the same time.”
Dave Rubin [16:54]: “...this is the entire system itself that is corrupt and you'd be jailing everyone.”
Russell Brand [24:07]: “As a man of Christ, I would say, like, forgiveness and focusing on what you're supposed to be doing.”
Dave Rubin [36:01]: “Half of them. He's putting on a show and he's very good at it.”
This episode of The Rubin Report presents a robust defense of Donald Trump's renewed presidency, lauding his executive actions as transformative measures for America. Dave Rubin and Russell Brand challenge prevailing narratives, advocate for free speech, and celebrate the evolving political dynamics. Their spirited discourse underscores a deep-seated optimism for America's future amidst a backdrop of political recalibration and media scrutiny.
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