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Matt Farah
Hey, ho. Bienvenidos. Welcome aboard, as it were.
Zach
Ahoy, indeed.
Matt Farah
Welcome aboard. Ahoy. Pick your new naval word. We're on a boat.
Zach
The Floating Tire podcast.
Matt Farah
We've tried so many ways to, like, tweak it, just none of them, they all sound so stupid. But this is the Smoking Tire Podcast Break from Vacation podcast. We are at Marina Key right now in the British Virgin Islands. And it doesn't look like it if you're watching us on video, because I think that today has really, this whole week has really made me appreciate the aerodynamics of yachts. Not just for sailing and stuff like that, but, like, as it pertains to people's comfort, cooling them and whatever, using the wind. Because, like, if you go here, it's like 20 miles an hour wind. And actually it's. It's relatively rough out there for this area. But this shot doesn't really show it because right here where we're sitting, it's very nice.
Zach
Yeah. But getting here was a pretty windy experience. It was kicked up to like 20 to 25. Yeah, something like that.
Matt Farah
So forget, Forget today. You know, Zach and I went. We went. We went yachting 2017, we went to Thailand. 2020, went to Tahiti. We didn't get to do it last year, but 2026, we're in the British Virgin Islands, which is where I went to camp. Whitest ever, you could say I colonized. No, no, we went to camp, you know, sailing camp down here. And you. And you lived and learned and sailed these 50 foot yachts that you rented. You didn't rent the camp rented from a place called the Moorings, and it's on Tortola, and it's where we now rent these sailboats from. And I, I was like, what If. Let's go back and see it. Because there was a hurricane here, Irma. There's still evidence of it.
Zach
Yeah, you know, just a couple years ago, I mean. Yeah, it caused huge flooding. Buildings got knocked down, of course, boats. I mean, we, we yesterday where we moored, there was a beach, like a desolate beach. And we walked, you know, 50ft away into the. The mangroves and there was a boat. Yeah, just a boat that was a large sailboat beach that had been harvested, engine gone, like.
Matt Farah
Sure.
Zach
All the useful stuff had been taken out of that boat and it was just the carcass.
Matt Farah
And on the, on the beach was the mast.
Zach
That's true.
Matt Farah
We saw the mast. I was like, I wonder what belongs to this.
Zach
You know, we thought it washed up on shore, but the boat was there too.
Matt Farah
And a lot of the old places that I went to as a youngster, like the Bitter End Yacht Club and the marina where this boat came from and this place, Marina Key and like a whole bunch of other places got. Just got completely wiped out and were rebuilt to varying degrees of sort of modernity, you know, and. And now it's. It's very pop. There's way more boats here than there ever were. It's very popular. There's a ton of mooring balls places rather than open anchoring like there used to be. Places like the baths, which were pretty open 25 years ago, are now very kind of amusement parky.
Zach
Was a lot more cruise ships, I was reading. And that's contributing to some of, some of the coral death we've seen, unfortunately.
Matt Farah
And that's not to say it's not cool. Like, it's lovely here and the wind has been very strong. So actually we've gotten some really nice sailing in the boat, which was. This is called a leopard 46. It's a. It's a big catamaran. They. I mean, as far as like quality of sailing, they sort of suck. I mean, it's effectively like driving two RVs side by side, strapped like a
Zach
cab over van, you know?
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Oh, yeah. Two RVs just. It catches all the wind. Not the sails catch the wind, but also like this frontal area, you know, the coefficient of drag would be a hundred.
Matt Farah
It's like driving two buses at once, basically. But it is very nice to live on. And if you're watching the video, you know, you can see the background, you know, going back and forth. It's way better on this than it would be on a mono haul boat. Even though those boats would sail better.
Zach
Oh, in terms of the rocking. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Matt Farah
Like, if you look at.
Zach
Oh, well, those lean over, you know, when they. When they sail. These do a little bit, but not that much.
Matt Farah
Yeah, you don't have to make sure that your dishes are all, like, locked up, you know, on this boat most of the time, which is cool.
Zach
Yeah, it's a. It's an amazing way to see any area like this.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Oh, it's. That's so special. Any. I mean, almost anywhere. Even countries that are, like, not all that amazing usually have pretty nice coastlines, you know, like, you can see, you know, like, the thing about boating is it makes a pretty small place feel pretty big, you know, like this. With the sale we did, that was like three hours today. It was like 20 miles.
Zach
Oh, wow.
Matt Farah
Yeah, it's like, not.
Zach
It's not far, but you go past three islands, you know, each one of them feels like their own world. And we tuck into this place, we try to go to another place. It was too busy. You get out of the wind. I mean, you know, we're kind of looking for parking spots.
Matt Farah
A perfect example of how. How not far you go when sailing boats. Like this is. We first. We left Tortola, we sailed to Norman island overnight. And this is our first stop. And in the middle of the night, two o' clock in the morning, our generator dies. Zach and I and Tim wake up and we poke around the generator, like, very sleepy, you know, and quickly discern that it's actually thrown its belt. Like, there's a. There's a shroud over it, so you can't see it immediately, but if you peek around enough, you can see the belt is, like, shredded. So. All right. So no generant. And in the morning, I call, like, the Moorings customer service, and actually pretty good endorsement of them. And they're like, all right, well, where are you gonna be for the next, you know, 12 hours? And I said, well, I'm gonna leave here and I'm gonna go here. Great, great. We'll meet you there. And the guy comes over, you know, and looks at it, has a bunch of generator belts. So clearly this is a thing. Realizes he doesn't have the one we need because I gotta go back to base. I'll be back in 45 minutes. And I'm like. And. But, like, no, he was. He had a really fast, fast boat and took off.
Zach
It was pretty cool.
Matt Farah
So he's, you know, he's. He the. The distance that we're sailing in days, this guy's, you know, our entire week sailing distance. Is probably the service tech's day, their route.
Zach
Yeah. Whereas, you know, if we did. We've done any of our road trip stuff or off road trips, we often cover hundreds of miles, multiple states and stuff like that.
Matt Farah
We're hardly covering anywhere. Yeah, we're basically doing a lap around Tortola, the islands. The islands around Tortola, which is. Is a. Is a nice way to see the Caribbean.
Zach
Dude, it's gorgeous here. I've never been here before, so it's, it's nice. It's great. Stunning.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
The islandscapes are really fun. This, the sunsets are really amazing. This boat is a nice place to live. But. But, you know, when you get on a new boat that you haven't, you know, operated before the first day, it's like getting a new car. Like, we get in new cars all the time. And if I'm in a.
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Matt Farah
Oh, man. Like, normally you get. If press cars dropped off, you like, sit in it for 10 minutes and like, you set up your phone, set your mirrors, whatever. You ever get in a. You ever have a car, press car delivered and like, you had to be somewhere, you just like, had to get in it and go.
Zach
You just jump in, start going, and then you don't know where the volume control is.
Matt Farah
Yeah, it's actually harder to do that. Like, I'm in a rush. Press car's been delivered, I got somewhere to be. Got. Get in it, put it in D, go. Like. And now I'm like, trying to like, navigate through traffic while setting up this other. You know what I mean? And while doing. And it's like kind of like panicky. But with sailing, you. You can't do that. Like, you can't figure out how is the sail going to go up until you put the sail up. You can't figure out how it's going to do certain things just like on the dock.
Zach
Well, it's like, what is the rate that this will steer? Yeah, a car would steer, you know, and so is the sail going to go up smoothly and easily or not? And is it. I don't know. There's so many systems here. And the throttle, like the throttle. You have two engines on this boat. And one of them, you said, responds very quickly to your. The stick. The other one doesn't.
Matt Farah
Yeah, that's. So if you have a great boat, the two throttles will be exactly the same. If you have a rental boat or an older boat or a crappier boat, they may not be right. And anyone can adjust. Like, I want to adjust like my dad's whaler. There's the.
Zach
To, to.
Matt Farah
To have even acceleration with the two engines. The, the, the throttles have to be about an inch apart. Thumb. It's nice because your thumb, if you put, if you wrap your, your right two knuckles around the right one, operate the left one by pushing it with your thumb. It keeps it roughly in the right spread. It took me a while to learn that to get my hand set up. To me, this one, it's wonky.
Zach
This makes me never want to own one of the Z car minis. You know, they have those twin engines in the back and that's great. When it's perfectly tuned the day that it goes out a little bit out of sync.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
And you can't have two feet on the gas or something. That would be problematic.
Matt Farah
Well, and the reason it really comes into play in a catamaran is because when you're docking, when you're mooring or anchoring or whatever, you're not steering with the wheel at all. The wheel is in fact locked. You're driving it like a tank. And so if the engines don't respond the same, it's going to take you a minute to figure that out. And it came into play.
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Matt Farah
10 FM Both the learning how to get the sails up correctly and, and, and, and learning how to set up our mooring lines correctly and learning how to effectively steer it tank style happened in like a 20 knot wind the first night. Trying to anchor, it's like incredibly tricky and, and, and we had to get a little reinforcements from our buddy Nat's captain.
Zach
Oh, that's true.
Matt Farah
To help set up the mooring line. So we knew how to fucking do it right.
Zach
Yeah, it was a trial by fire for sure.
Matt Farah
They set up mooring lines on this boat differently than our last boat. Like we had, we had like one big cleat on the last boat that you just threw the thing on and here you have to like make a bridle and like we just hadn't prepared for that. So we were trying to like figure out how to make this bridle while I'm trying to like keep.
Zach
It was just in real time essentially. Yeah.
Matt Farah
Fortunately it's gone much better since then.
Zach
As I said, we learned quickly because since then we've been perfect because we were so, we're so paranoid about being that bad again and now we're perfect
Matt Farah
and now like today coming over here, like we were coming, we were going for a different anchorage and we dawdled a bit and, and the moorings that we wanted were gone. Their first come first serve and those were taken so we couldn't get that. So this is a backup. And while that happened, the wind really, really, really kicked up and we were like, oh no. Like we don't, we don't want to have, not have a good safe spot when it's like really windy like this. And you know, I've never anchored this particular boat in 25 knot wind, it's probably fine, but do I want to risk that?
Zach
It's unnerving.
Matt Farah
Not really. So there's, there's a, there's a company now, since the last time we've gone boating, called Boatie Ball, which is a privately owned mooring company and they drop moorings in public, popular places. And you reserve them online, I suppose, like you would an Airbnb or something like that. I mean it's a pretty easy, it's a pretty easy app. Other. It's not an app, it's a website that you do from your phone and it's easy to book one. But, but on the map that shows where the moorings are, it doesn't. I'm not on that map. There's no me overlay.
Zach
Right.
Matt Farah
So like as I approach the mooring field, it's like, okay, well, your moorings here. But I don't know where you, where you are, you know, so that, so you, it. You can get an idea. But like for us, we have, we had to be like, look at all these. And every other boat who's come in here has been like, is that number 19? I don't know.
Zach
Like, it's like if you use Google Maps to go to a restaurant, but it just told you the city block it's on. Yeah. Didn't say in front of this door. This door to this door. It's just kind of general area.
Matt Farah
It seems like for an app that's used exclusively for people on yachts, they should invest in a GPS over.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
It's actually pretty amazing how useful Google Earth has become for boating because you can see where the Sandy spot is in the, in the, in the Anchorage. You can actually see your location versus like coral and sometimes even better than like the boat gps.
Zach
Yeah, it's really detailed. The satellite image country. As long as it's up to date enough that like there hasn't been a, you know, hurricane thing that like made a new beach or made a new sandbar or something like that.
Matt Farah
Right, right, right. But it is, man. This is, this is the way to travel. And, and when you're captaining the boat yourself and doing yourself, it keeps your brain just enough engaged, I think. Like it. Do you. It does require like thinking and problem solving and like real decision making a lot.
Zach
But most of it's done at a speed that's kind of relaxing.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Zach
And there's always like a 10 minute pocket of decisions where it's like, you know that your processor speeds up a lot, right?
Matt Farah
It's like just enough something and just enough nothing.
Zach
Yes, perfectly said.
Matt Farah
This is interesting because, like, right now, the wind and the current are not at the same time angle, and that's why the boat was sort of going side to side. I sort of wish the boat would stay a little more straight into the current.
Zach
You know, the wind is shifting right now. Yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
We're behind a coral reef, so it's breaking up the swells, but it's not stopping the wind. But we. Oh, screen went to sleep. But we elected to be on a mooring here where it's windy rather than attempt an anchor in a strange place where it's a little less windy, but still really fucking windy. So safety first sometimes. You know why safety first? Because our boat came off anchor in fucking Thailand.
Zach
That's why.
Matt Farah
That's why safety.
Zach
It's really called safety deposit first. That's what we're doing. Safety deposit first.
Matt Farah
No deposit, no problem. Right. The deposits on the tst. Amex, that still exists. Amex. Did you see my.
Zach
Did I.
Matt Farah
You've seen my mirror, Amex. I'm very happy.
Zach
Yeah, you. Yeah. You're like. You have to call them and ask for it. Right.
Matt Farah
Oh, look, there's the. Is that that gold boat of bros we saw this morning? The black and gold? Yeah, yeah.
Zach
There's some tattoos and tans. I'm calling that boat dude.
Matt Farah
There's some really cool boats down here. I mean, there's obviously 80% of the boats are just these big fat charter catamarans like ours, full of big, fat Americans like me. In fact, in most cases, bigger. Bigger and fatter. But some of the privately owned boats that are down here, I mean, if your boat is, like, big enough for you to sail it down here for somewhere else, you know, if it's a big yacht or a big catamaran or something like that, it's. It's pretty sick. And you can tell when someone's, like, been from far away.
Zach
Well, Hannah talked to those people, people that sailed the Atlantic in their cat, and their cat was only a little bigger than this one.
Matt Farah
Was that the one with the fabric?
Zach
Yes. They sailed across the Atlantic.
Matt Farah
No way. Yeah, that's pretty boss.
Zach
You probably got to choose the right season.
Matt Farah
Oh, for sure.
Zach
You can't take this in a big, you know, winter ocean.
Matt Farah
Well, but there's. There are a lot of people that do that. Like, it's. It's. It's a very cool thing to do, but it's not that uncommon. And with prep, people can do it on a bowler. Like, remember was it. Wasn't it in Thailand where on the very last day when we returned the boat, there was, like, a couple in their 60s on a boat like ours. It was a couple down the dock, and they had, like, a bunch of fuel drums here. And we were like, oh, what's up with that? And she was like, oh, we just shuttled this boat to. To he. To Thailand from the British Virgin Islands. I was like, I'm sorry, what? She's like, yeah, we sailed it through the Panama Canal across the Pacific Ocean to Thailand.
Zach
Carry 600 gallons of fuel.
Matt Farah
Yeah. And I was like, and what did you. What? Like, it was her and her husband and they. She was like, we read all the books and. And we. She said they motor sailed. She said they. They ran the engines at 2000 RPM. And for a month, when there was. Yeah, for a month. And they had, like, I don't know, whatever it was, 800 gallons of fuel. And one of the, you know, one of the state rooms was, like, totally full of, like, canned goods. And. And, you know, they.
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Matt Farah
And that was their job. She said they were gonna sell it.
Zach
People.
Matt Farah
Yeah, no, for the moorings for this company.
Zach
Whoa.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Like, because there's seasonal. Like, you know, you rent a boat six months in advance, they go, somebody got it. Someone's got to get one of these things over there.
Zach
Sure. I thought they would just put a bunch of these on, like, a larger container ship and just add to the shipment.
Matt Farah
I bet whenever they come from, because these are built in South Africa, I bet they come to wherever. The Caribbean, 20, 30 at a time, probably. But, like, you know, wow.
Zach
It's a cool way to see things. You know, it's like people that buy expensive van life vans, and when they're 60 and they just want to tour the national parks, do it with a boat. Yeah, I get it.
Matt Farah
But, yeah, I think that said it was a month. It was.
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Zach
I would do that once, but I want to be on a bigger boat for sure. With someone who, like, really knows what they're doing and has done it 10 times. Yeah, that's what I would do. Yeah.
Matt Farah
Well, we saw. Speaking of bigger boats, you know, we were at the Bitter End Yacht Club, which is a cool spot that's rebuilt after the hurricanes, and they had these maxi class, you know, racing sailboats there, and they're about to have, like, maxi race week or something with 12 of these things. I mean, imagine seeing 12 of these things racing, like, you know, head to head across an ocean. Pretty. These books, These boats are 75 to 100ft long, all carbon fiber, all car, everything carbon fiber, big open decks, crews of like, you know, 25 people. And. And they can go 25, 30 knots. It's a huge boat going really fast.
Zach
Which didn't we calculate like 50, 60 miles per hour just.
Matt Farah
No, it's 1.2. That was 1.85 knots to miles an hour.
Zach
Oh, that was not kilometers.
Matt Farah
Knots to kilometers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, knots to miles an hour is 1.2. So it was amazing to see him up close. And I guess the racing is probably going to be happening while this. It's like now, right? It's like this weekend. Yeah, we left a couple days ago, but it's like pretty much now. And really cool stuff. Huge money.
Zach
You can see it. You can. The amount of carbon fiber on that thing, the size of the boat itself, the mast, the. The, you know, two steering wheels.
Matt Farah
And they had the big tool boxes, like a race.
Zach
Toolboxes are made.
Matt Farah
They had rolled out on the dock, like almost like a, you know, like an IMSA team or something has the
Zach
toolboxes, like all the things they could need.
Matt Farah
Yeah, it's like that. Awesome. Oh, there's the wind again.
Zach
Your tax dollars at work.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Sailboat racing in the bvi, right?
Matt Farah
Oh, man. Nothing says I'm like, outside of like, what, I'm starting a space company or something. Like I'm. I'm racing huge yachts.
Zach
But wait, didn't someone say that only one boat owner races their own yacht? The other ones just have. Keep them like race horses and they're like, yes, go. Yeah, win. And then they get to hold the trophy.
Matt Farah
And not only that, they come down on their own super yacht to go out and watch the race from their yacht while watching their other yacht. It's.
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Matt Farah
You thought. I mean, dude, you think you live. You think you're rich.
Zach
I don't.
Matt Farah
I mean, you're probably good. You're even. You are probably global 5% or something.
Zach
Oh, that's probably true.
Matt Farah
But you know, when you see that 0.00, you know, the 0.00001, you're like, what the Is weird. It's.
Zach
I mean, I get, you know, you can own a race team and they just. And there's always like the team principal and they run the team and they're. They're on the boat effectively. You know, the car analogy.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
But I don't know, it just seems like if you're so interested in the Sport. And you don't have to be in the car driving it. You could be on the boat.
Matt Farah
There's so many jobs on the boat.
Zach
So like, why not be there while it's happening and just let the meetings do the stuff.
Matt Farah
So like when I worked, when I worked at Foot Locker back in the day, I was a really good worker. I was, I was, I was great at sales, great with people. I put up numbers. I was like really good at selling shoes. But it was always a little weird because I wasn't quite like the other people. Right, whatever.
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Matt Farah
So I've been trying to outwork that for a while. I can imagine what that's like, what that might be like if you're the team owner, but you're also like, I want to be there, but I'm not good enough to skipper this thing. So I'm gonna hire someone else to run it. And I'm gonna be like a grinder or whatever. But there's gonna be like two people in charge over me. But I'm also writing their checks like,
Zach
and you're not going to be as good at any of those like grinder, whatever it's called deckhand thing. Because you don't do it that. You only do it for your races. Yeah, they probably doing it all the time.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
So you're holding the team back while this 26 year old's like, no good. Good job, Mr. Stevens. Yeah. No, we loop it the other way. There you go. Yeah. No, it's good.
Matt Farah
You're right. Then you're back at the nice. Your yacht. Because you're sleeping on your yacht. Right. And then they're sleeping in the belly of the racing boat on like ugly bunks, you know, going, we could have won that.
Zach
Right? Yeah.
Matt Farah
If Mr. If Count Vaughn, you know, Count Von Coxman didn't need to fucking be a part of the team. We would have had. We would have had a shot.
Zach
Yeah, that's a tough thing. It's like with car stuff, at a certain point the owner goes, I'm not going to raise the car anymore. I'm not fast enough. But we could win this thing.
Matt Farah
Sure.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah. At a certain point, you know, Rahul Letterman racing hires other drivers, guys taking
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Matt Farah
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Matt Farah
But like, no, if you're racing yachts and you're skippering the race yacht and it's your fucking boat, that's pretty boss. That is. Like, I kind of. I kind of respect that. Definitely, you know, I respect that more than owning a race yacht that you're not on.
Zach
Same as if you were chief engineer of a race team, whatever series, imsa. It doesn't even matter if it's imsa, you know, GTD GT Pro. Then like, if you are the owner but also head engineer or team principal and like, you have to orchestrate that entire team from beginning to end and the effort that goes into it. To then win something is enormous. Yeah. So pretty cool.
Matt Farah
Yeah. But I just. The visual of watching the. Maybe. Maybe they have a YouTube channel. It's like. It's like North Sound Maxi Week or something like that. Virgin Gorda Maxi Week, 2026. Wait a minute. Dude, look.
Zach
Is that.
Matt Farah
Oh, I thought I saw like a dozen black sails, but it was just like a dark part of an island. See over there where that could be. It's the drugs. It's just the drugs. I'm just. Right. Know what I'm saying?
Zach
Look like that.
Matt Farah
Huh?
Zach
That does look like a sill.
Matt Farah
Doesn't that look like a whole bunch of tall black sails?
Zach
I see one.
Matt Farah
Like, there's a lot of rocks, but
Zach
there is one tall black sail over there.
Matt Farah
They're. The boats are all carbon and the. And these sails are Kevlar, and they're normally black or, you know, kind of gray. Not sure why they.
Zach
There is a film called North Sound Maxi Regatta 2025.
Matt Farah
Yeah, go check that out. I bet it's sick. That would be. What a gig that would be to film.
Zach
Last year was the first year.
Matt Farah
Brace it used to be called. I mean, they've raced to be the
Zach
Kotex 24, and then they sold it.
Matt Farah
Yes. And then it was the Tampax Nationals. Right?
Zach
That would be so funny.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Talk about a. The dope. Dopest class of boat with the. With the weirdest name. Yeah. Maxi sounds. It implies things. That is not. Not necessarily. It's. They're big boats, though. They're sweet.
Zach
Huge.
Matt Farah
But it's like a crew of. You've got. If you've got a big, big giant yacht, like, of course you have a crew of 25, because there's like, serving you food and all this stuff. You got one of these things. You got a crew of 25. They do nothing but sail. Like, they keep the boat clean and they sail it, but like, they're not serving you. You know what I mean? That's not like a luxury yacht crew. That's a racing crew. So the amount you have to employ the same number of people or more, and then you have to employ them other people on your other. Also like that. Dude, that's not. You've got. You got like 80 people just for. Essentially for you to jack off.
Zach
Well, it's like. That's like a commercial jet, you know, let's a 380. So you've got pilot, co pilot, maybe one other person up there. And then they've got a staff of 10. Let's just say yeah. But you could be flying like one of those Air Force radar planes. Something where basically the focus of the aircraft is so scientific or so ballistic that it requires lots of people just to fly the plane and operate the systems versus serving 400 people. Food.
Matt Farah
Sure. It's just like. But like just for yourself, not for like a government or science, like just for you.
Zach
Your own private space just for you
Matt Farah
to jack off to my racing yacht, you know, that's crazy. But you know what's even crazier than that though, you really want to get down is classic maxi yacht racing. Like, you know, like. Oh, yeah. You think it's expensive to race Le Mans? Like try running a Porsche 917 for a season.
Zach
You know, irreplaceable vehicle.
Matt Farah
So now you've got, you've got these like what are called J class yachts, which if you've. Which is like old America's cup from like 1910, where the boat is huge and it looks like a big like schooner. Like a. It's got like, you know, 19 sails.
Zach
All made of wood.
Matt Farah
Yes.
Zach
Whoa.
Matt Farah
And if you see one in a harbor, like we saw them in Newport. There's a couple of them in Newport. They'll stop you in your tracks if you see one. Because they're nothing more beautiful has ever been built to for purposes of sailing. They're the, the prettiest things ever made. They probably cost, you know, deep seven figures a year just to keep floating.
Zach
Right. Just to keep the varnish on the wood.
Matt Farah
Oh my God.
Zach
Polish and seal.
Matt Farah
But it's like at that point you're talking about like maintaining what is effectively irreplaceable art.
Zach
Yeah. Well, we do with the boat. We saw the crazy pirate schooner in the bay yesterday. Two days ago. Like it's a, it's a six year old, right? No, it was a 15 year old replica of a pirate ship.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Steel hull.
Matt Farah
Yes.
Zach
But then has all the super masks, all the big sails stod Amsterdam. Right.
Matt Farah
Yeah. And you could apparently charter it.
Zach
You can like rent it and stuff.
Matt Farah
But that's a Black Pearl. I mean, it's like it is a big pirate ship.
Zach
That's the Goodwood replica of the Ferrari 250LM.
Matt Farah
But they, you could go on their website, they had like adventure or something. They're sailing it across the ocean. Like you could sign up to do an Atlantic crossing on that. That would actually be kind of the.
Zach
I would. Because then you get to watch these people sail a pirate ship across the Atlantic.
Matt Farah
Yeah. But it's more presumably safely yeah, that's
Zach
a good point because a lot of those boats did sink back in the day.
Matt Farah
It's got a, it's got a motor,
Zach
have an engine and steel hull nut, so it's not going to break apart.
Matt Farah
Yeah, but like this. I totally understand. If cars become super sucky, I could get real heavy into boats and it wouldn't be that hard.
Zach
Well, someone asked a question not to jump ahead, but if we lived in a place like this, would we keep our car enthusiasm going by owning a car or we just kind of move on to a different hobby?
Matt Farah
How absolute shit was the drive from the airport to the marina?
Zach
Yeah, it was a twisty, very bumpy road with lots of houses. So there's everything we don't like about a driving road.
Matt Farah
Yeah, I think if we lived in a place like this, and I mean the, the islands, literally the islands, we'd have to have like a couple dirt bikes and find a couple trails, maybe
Zach
do that and a sim racer. And that's, that's. That'll be my motor vehicle.
Matt Farah
Yeah. There's nowhere to drive if I live. I. I was think like, if I had to move to Florida, like if, if Hannah got some the of amazing job in Miami or, you know, whatever. South Florida. We had to move to Florida. Obviously it's very difficult to enjoy cars in Florida, but if you have even a half d, I could. If I could sell 80% of the cars and keep daily and like countach and have a sick boat and be on it every day. Boat life in south Florida is what's up.
Zach
Yeah. Yeah.
Matt Farah
If you're in that club, whole different story. Same goes this.
Zach
You go sailboat, not super power boat. Right.
Matt Farah
Not in Miami. Yeah, Miami. You don't want to sailboat, but here. Oh, boy, that's scaring me. We're good. Okay. But, but yeah, here. Oh, sailboat. Absolutely. Sailboat. I don't know if I can own one of these catamarans, though. I think I'd have to have a mono hull. They're just too. They're just much prettier.
Zach
If you want to host people, this is the way to do it. But I think to sail like the monohull just slips through the water and this is kind of like it's twisting and moving and doing a lot of this stuff.
Matt Farah
There are. You know, in fairness, the only catamarans I've sailed have been these rental ones. I've never sailed like a great. There. There's a couple of these, like per. Like Tim's obsessed with These performance catamarans, which I. To me, a performance catamaran is like the X5M. You know, it's like, why?
Zach
Yeah, you know.
Matt Farah
Yeah, like accept your fate, habibi. It's, you know. But I'm told that they can be. They can be quite fat. I know and I know, like, you know, there's some racing. Catamarans are insanely fast, but the market
Zach
will always try to offer us everything. So you go, well, I like the monohull because it's quicker, but the cat has all the space. And someone goes, and they build the thing and they go. It's both.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
And you know, asterisk.
Matt Farah
I just.
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Matt Farah
The. The aesthetic. Aesthetic of a monohull sailboat. It's just. It's just too pretty for me. I would have to have one that really had well thought out spacious deck because what the cat has is the, the top, you know, top deck, you know, that, that kind of space. You don't really get on a lot of the monohulls because they're just. There's lines and then there's the pilot house or whatever. It's just like.
Zach
Yeah, you can't use it.
Matt Farah
Right. So like. But a really well designed one that has a big spacious deck is like about that. Should we talk about cars? Yeah, everybody wants us to. Well, this is a big plane. We should hold for aircraft. Aircraft. Everybody wants us to talk about the Montana thing. Right? That's a big.
Zach
That's a heavy boy prop plane.
Matt Farah
Yeah, heavy boy. Most of our anchorages and are not within earshot of the airport. But no, today was a beggars can't be choosers day, which, I mean, look where we are. Like if we have to listen to a plane every 20 minutes until sunset. I can live with myself.
Zach
Last few days we felt so remote that when I heard a plane, I got confused.
Matt Farah
Last night, crashing. Dark. I was hoping tonight would be even
Zach
darker, but not with all the people.
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Matt Farah
No, not here. Yeah, that was it turns out that is going to be the darkest. And then tomorrow night we're going to Jost Von Dyke, which is not. Not a dj, not an EDM dj, but an island that has a. A lot of beach bars. It's party island. So anyway, cars, the Montana.
Zach
The Montana thing, Right?
Matt Farah
Right. Everyone, like, like so many people sent me this. Finally, finally about, about once every, what, two, three years, some politician or criminal justice employee does a little something about this and. And it becomes news, right. In this case, it was some dealers that were registering cars In Montana for people that clearly did not live there.
Zach
Right. So, I mean, the headline Road and Track is that California attorney general cracking down on Montana registered supercars. They indicted 14 on tax fraud charges. The cars in this example are a 918 Spyder, a Ferrari F12 TDF, a McLaren Elva, among the vehicles that were, you know, illegally registered elsewhere, but only driven in California.
Matt Farah
And all cars that could be registered here.
Zach
That's the big thing, because we've had, we've had some people DM us and say, like, well, it's probably because the cars can't be registered in Cali. You go, no, no, no, no, no. Like that. That's some of them. But I would bet the majority are people who are just skipping taxes.
Matt Farah
I saw the list of cars and I went, oh, no, these are all limited production. But, but, but from big oems where the cars could be sold in California. Yes, absolutely. So, yeah, I mean, so at the dealer level, and because I'm a car dealer, I know this like you're, you're responsible for collecting that sales tax if you know that car is going to be sold in, in, you know, in California. This came into play for me with, with my, with my JDM cars as well, because my JDM cars couldn't be sold in California. So I had to ship them to South Carolina and to ship them back because, like, that's how you. Because you can't register them in California, like those back of the Skyline, whatever. And that was the only way that the dealer would sell them to me. They would not sell them to me to stay in California because they couldn't. Because it's on the dealer. So if the. It's very difficult to prosecute a person for driving a Montana registered car. Why? Because the car is not registered to them. It's registered to some llc and you pull someone over in a Montana tag and they go, well, they can go, well, it's not my car. And if they're smart, their name won't be on the insurance card. You know, it'll just be some business and not their name. But like you, it's hard to get someone on that unless you repeatedly, the same cop repeatedly sees the same dude. So it's very difficult to prosecute that. Whereas if there are dealers that have a habit, are known for registering cars in Montana that they know aren't going there. Well, yeah, start with them. That's it. That's a good place to start if you're going to do enforcement. Sure.
Zach
It's the bigger Fish. Yeah. You know, California wants the money, like the tax revenue they would get from these cars.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
And then it's. And I don't know, I get mad. For me, it's like a fairness thing. You see expensive cars, the person clearly has the money to buy the car, wants to live in California, like, pay the cost to be the boss.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
You know, we see. And then we see, like, new landlord
Matt Farah
regularly complain about the shittiness of California.
Zach
One of my. And like, look, I know that the amount of money that is probably being, you know, siphoned off or, you know, saved is not enough to fix all of California's problems, but if all you're doing is dodging taxes and then you complain about problems that could possibly be solved with money.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Then, like, it just frustrates me. That frustrates me to know it.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Yeah. So, like, it'll be interesting to see if that is if this is a sustained.
Zach
Right.
Matt Farah
Push or you get your headline. Maybe they, you know, maybe they scare a few dealers in line that weren't, you know, operating above board, and then we don't hear about it again for two years, which is what's happened, by the way, for the last 10, 15 years. Oh, they're gonna crack down. And then they. And then nothing. Nothing.
Zach
Well, it's like, you know, speed patrol by radar signs. So it works. And it, and it, it works. It's the nudge. So it. If you go after the dealers, individuals who are doing this might go, oh, I should probably switch mine to Cali. I'll pay the taxes.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Because I don't want to get in trouble and taken to court by the 8th. So it works on the individual level through the knock on effect. They don't have to get prosecuted to have that effect.
Matt Farah
Right. And look, if, if you've got an expensive car that can't. Cannot be registered in California, like, I, I understand your plight. I really do. And like, I'm not gonna individual, you know, everyone's. Everyone's on their own adventure in life. You know what I mean? But, like, I just, you know, so I. Okay, good. Yes. Finally someone's doing something. We'll see if it's sustained.
Zach
I wish. California has to recognize its place in the car world. I mean, all these design Studios are in SoCal Manufacturers offices of all kinds. Like, the influence of California on car culture is huge. But I wish they had avenues so that people who had JDM cars could register them if the new Leno's law went forward. Things that would help people bring their cars to Cali. And then if you also have a new Ferrari that can absolutely be registered here, like then, you know, go after them too. So yeah, just keep the, like build the systems to help people bring the cars here and then enforce the systems. That should be enforced.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Because you could. It's. It's effectively the itunes model. Right. Like, oh, people are pirating music. We'll make it easy for them to buy it and they just will you.
Zach
Right, right, right, right. If people are bringing gtrs here anyway, help them do it. Get some money for the state. There's only like, you know, 200 GTRs in the state, like R34s and earlier. Yeah.
Matt Farah
So, I mean, obviously we support this, but we are taking a real wait and see. One story and one big bust is not, not enough of a, of a change.
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Zach
want to go to the Patreon?
Matt Farah
Is that it?
Zach
That's all we have. Oh. And then, I mean this is a, a developing story, but dude, we didn't
Matt Farah
talk about the 911 yet. Oh, giveaway car.
Zach
We should talk.
Matt Farah
We should.
Zach
We're to the front.
Matt Farah
We're so. Yeah, we should.
Zach
We'll. I'll take to the front.
Matt Farah
We'll take the third part last. We don't have to do that. That's okay. Yeah. Dude. 911. We're giving away a 911 Turbo S. This is crazy. From a boat.
Zach
From a boat. We're giving away 20, 25911 Turbo S optioned to hell.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
To heaven. Really?
Matt Farah
Yeah. Very pretty car. And it, it is a, it is a charitable giveaway. Charitable adjacent. And they've done a good thing. We're partnered with dream giveaways. They've been around for a long time. They've done a ton of giveaways. They list like the, the registration numbers and everything for the charities so you know that they're like legit. It's, it's not, it's a, it's. It's a good thing. So it's very simple. There's not a lot of merch you have to buy. It's a, it's a donation to the charity and all the terms and conditions, the eligibility, all that stuff is on the website. But we basically took this car stock and we tweaked it a little bit. Not in a bunch of warranty voiding ways because it's a 203, $75,000 brand new car, but in ways that make it like a little more to our liking. Set up for canyon driving for fast Touring. So over the next three months, you're going to see a series of videos on the YouTube channel detailing what we've done with the car. And you can, you can take it home. Plus they're throwing in 75k for the taxes. Not the same estate sales taxes. The, the income tax offset. Like.
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Right.
Matt Farah
So you can, you know, if you, if you win the car, it counts as income. They give you money to pay the taxes against the. So you can keep the car if you want. You don't have to. You, you're not like, holy, I got to sell the car to pay the taxes. Like, you could probably keep the car if you figure this one out, but it's ridiculously fast.
Zach
Oh my God.
Matt Farah
It's very pretty. Yeah, it's very comfortable. 18 ways. All the Turbo S goodies. Glass roof. Glass roof. 18 ways. Rear wiper. Love the rear wiper. Painted engine louvers. Very rare options. Ice gray metallic. Looks fabulous. Plus, not to give it away, but some wheels, some suspension.
Zach
Right. We did some things.
Matt Farah
We did a few things. So the link will be in, in the show. You know, obviously we, we do earn some money from this. So you're helping to support us. And, and you could win, win a car. I mean like an awesome car. Like extremely sick car.
Zach
Like a car you could drive for the rest of your life. And in four seasons. Absolutely.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Magnus was just in the show. He's got a 200,000 mile. One of these.
Zach
Yeah. He bought it with 165. Now he's got over 200 on it.
Matt Farah
You could, you could win this car and you could daily drive it for 20 years, like easily. People do that in 911 turbos, like pretty regularly actually.
Zach
I mean, Magnus is a great example. When I saw his car, when he bought it, I went, this is such a good idea. And then he's got 40,000 more miles on it. Like you true, like, I would truly love to just live with a Turbo S for a very, very long time.
Matt Farah
I'm very impressed at how in Magnus's car the leathers help up. See how much metal that dude wears on him. He's got like studs.
Zach
That's true. Skull buckle and rings and all this,
Matt Farah
all this, all this stuff. His leather ain't tore up. That's crazy.
Zach
When he first bought the car, the passenger seat was pristine cuz no one sat in it. Yeah, the guy owned it just like
Matt Farah
what did he commute back and forth to Vegas or something every week?
Zach
Yeah, he was like a sort of traveling long, you know. Salesman who just drove long distance all the time. So his seat was like worn in but not torn or anything. And the other seat looked brand new.
Matt Farah
Fabulous.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
I mean I love that life. I'm not sure. I mean if anyone could do it, Porsche could do it. And I didn't sit in that seat but like I, their, their seats tend like the model the 18 ways like they tend to hold up pretty well over time. I, I think anyway. I mean my Taycan seat like doesn't feel like worn in all weird. It was only 25, 000 miles.
Zach
But should we just. Can we talk yet? About what? Where we took the car or should we save that, like where we drove it?
Matt Farah
Ah, we'll save.
Zach
Okay. Save that.
Matt Farah
All right. Make them wait.
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Matt Farah
Build the suspension.
Zach
Roll it out at the same. Roll it out. Along with the videos, there's going to be four videos about the car.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
So watch for those shots of the car, what we did with it, where we took it, etc etc and there will be a link in the description of this show.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
To enter to win some. And then also the about page from Dream Giveaway if you want to see the charities they work with and all the other stuff, how it works, etc.
Matt Farah
I am, I'm pretty stoked for this one. Someone's gonna win a narshty car and we've been my. The only watch I brought on this trip is the Brosan Ferry. I think we might call it Notice Canyon. I've gone in the ocean with it. Salt water every single day. It's great. The new clasp has not, not come off, not come loose. It's very, very comfortable. And these are going to be going on sale really soon. But it has passed, it's passed the oceaneering test.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
So far. So I'm very excited about that.
Zach
Your clasp outlasted my whoops. Clasp.
Matt Farah
Zach lost his. Zach lost his whoop.
Zach
They sell a, like a diving version of that clap of that bracelet. Get it? Otherwise you lose your whoop.
Matt Farah
Yeah, that's a bummer. We're going to have to get another one of those. Oh, is our, is our neighbor coming in? Got another catamaran coming in. Pretty hot here.
Zach
That person must be anchored, right?
Matt Farah
That guy's anchored all right.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
I, I, I'm not, I didn't, I mean respect, but I'm not anchoring.
Zach
Just make your own parking spot sometimes.
Matt Farah
I mean that you, you can and, and someone out there who is a very experienced yachtsman is gonna be like, you fucking pussy. You won't anchor and you won't anchor in 25. Just. Dude, seven to one, bro. You're fine with seven to one, but like, it's a rented boat, man. Like, I don't know.
Zach
It's all relative. Like we. Last time we did this was six years ago. Last time we did it before that was three years before that.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
So if we took that person on racetrack and they'd never been on a racetrack and we're just like, just brake at the two board, dude, you can do it. Break trail brake off. Just make sure you roll on point perfectly. Otherwise you hit the wall, they're gonna be like, what? No, I'm breaking it to five. So.
Matt Farah
No, you're totally right. Yeah, you're totally right. Although, I mean, we did, we did see some speed in this thing on day one in like 20, 18 to 20 knots of wind on a broad reach. We saw 9.4 at one point. And then today, a lot of wind. It was like 20 to 25 miles an hour. Flying dead downwind with just the. The jib. We were going six and a half to seven. Pretty steady, which is like pretty for a fat 46 foot boat like this. This is good. Should we get to the questions?
Zach
Sure.
Matt Farah
Before we get to the questions, should we judge our neighbors?
Zach
Mooring parking jump.
Matt Farah
Yeah, I'm sure everybody was judging us.
Zach
First of all, the pole's not extended yet.
Matt Farah
Oh, boy.
Zach
They're not really ready.
Matt Farah
Mooring 29. Oh, they're going further in. No, they know they're to going. Probably going here. This dude's coming in hot, dude. So hot.
Zach
It's gonna stretch down.
Matt Farah
Wow, wow, wow. He's gonna overshoot this so far. Oh, my God.
Zach
He's gonna. Oh, he just. He slams on the, on the brakes. All right, they got it.
Matt Farah
Did he really?
Zach
Yeah. Wow.
Matt Farah
That dude hockey stopped that.
Zach
He really did. Wow. They went from like 5 to 0 in like 50ft.
Matt Farah
That is so aggressive. All right, maybe we have something to learn.
Zach
I like our method.
Matt Farah
I. I like to.
Zach
I'd rather approach slowly.
Matt Farah
I like to approach docks because if
Zach
they had overshot it, if that guy hadn't hooked it right then, then the, you know, the ball's in the middle.
Matt Farah
This guy is. He's using. He's using a lot of throttle. Is he on, by the way, or did he miss?
Zach
They're on, but only with one. Oh.
Sponsor/Ad Voice (possibly Matt Farah or guest)
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Matt Farah
You know what? This, this, we gave this guy a lot of credit for some move. And by the way, what has he done? He's cocked it right up. Hasn't he? We.
Zach
Yeah. For people listening, you're supposed to get two different ropes on the mooring ball, and they've got one on, but now the ball is, like, way off the
Matt Farah
side and behind them, and now they're.
Zach
Watch your fingers.
Matt Farah
Disguise.
Zach
Watch your fingers.
Matt Farah
Oh, boy.
Zach
What? You're going to let go, sir. Let go, sir.
Matt Farah
Let go.
Zach
Yeah, I've learned that, too. I'm like, I'm not strong enough to hold this giant.
Matt Farah
Look, I only judge other people because I know for a fact they're judging me because we had. Our first night was in front of a car, and it wasn't great.
Zach
I was gonna wipe your camera off a little bit, but I'm tethered, I think, slightly, but only slightly.
Matt Farah
Let's fix it.
Zach
Give it a little.
Matt Farah
What have yous. Is it humidity?
Zach
A little bit of the old. How's your father?
Matt Farah
Gotten worse.
Zach
Oh, it's okay. Oh, you know what? You have the matte. What's it called? Oh, that is better.
Matt Farah
Is it okay. Anyway, here we is. How's our. How's our neighbor doing?
Zach
They're on.
Matt Farah
Oh, they're on now. Okay, cool. All right. We were better.
Zach
Not our first day.
Matt Farah
Not our first day. But I didn't come in at 5 knots, right? I was humming. Dude, you gotta approach that slow. It's a big boy.
Zach
Sneak up on it.
Matt Farah
That's a 54, dude. He. Captain Ron, that thing. Captain Ron's. By the way, his docking technique is very difficult, very ballsy, but was.
Zach
I haven't seen that movie since it came out.
Matt Farah
I watched it last week in preparation.
Zach
You were training. Yeah. All right.
Matt Farah
They'll get out of your way. Learn that driving the Saratoga.
Zach
All right, let's go to our Patreon question. If you want to ask questions on the podcast, get your question answered, get car advice, all those Things, go to patreon.com look at you. Smoking tire podcast.
Matt Farah
Look at you.
Zach
Well, you have boat ADHD right now. I know.
Matt Farah
I do. That's a good point. I do.
Zach
It's good, though. You're relaxed.
Matt Farah
I just want to. I just want to judge others. Like, I feel I've been judged. Is that too much to ask? Clap.
Zach
I was nice. I was so happy that when the captain came to help us, he was just like, let me give you a hand. He wasn't like you. Fucking more so.
Matt Farah
No. It's really funny because, like, we get down here and we're in the lobby waiting for our boat to be ready, and who walks in? My friend Nat Mundy. Who I've known for 20 years, he runs HK Motor Cars in Connecticut. They sell race cars and weird cars, glicking houses and SSCs and random cars you can't buy. And not random in a bad way, but, like, exotic cars you can't buy in regular dealerships.
Zach
He sells the new stuff Nick Cage would buy in gone 60 seconds, right?
Matt Farah
Yeah, the chimeras, stuff like that. So he just walks in with his wife. They were getting on a boat same day. They got a captain. And so we don't have a captain. And so we end up doing our terrible mooring job the first day right in front of him and his captain. And they were like, you need a little. Need a little assist. And I was like, a little assistant is okay. So they. He got us, right? Set us up with our. With a bridal technique that served us very well.
Zach
Yes. Since then, we've used his techniques since.
Matt Farah
But like, these Jimmy Buffett ass next to us were cackling, dude. Straight cackling. And so now I. I don't feel bad about cackling myself. I just. It's like, I didn't. I wasn't that into hazing the next round of people in the fraternity. Some people, after having been hazed, were
Zach
like, they were really into it.
Matt Farah
Oh, dude. Nobody abuses, like, the abused. Nobody.
Zach
So dark and true. Jesus.
Matt Farah
And so some people just couldn't win. I was like, this is. This is a little sadistic.
Zach
Yeah. They were, like, really excited to have the power trip. And for a lot of them, they were like, I'll never win a fist fight, so I can tell these people what to do.
Matt Farah
But when it comes to anchoring and mooring and things like that, I will judge.
Zach
You know what? Interesting fraternity story. One guy was an ass to all the pledges, but the one he didn't give shit to is my friend, my dear friend, Chris Bosward, who was in the wedding party with you. Because Tris knows Jiu jitsu and knew it in 2001. And everybody knew that. And they're like, nah, we're not gonna. Not gonna make fun of him. Yeah. That shows you how weak that particular fraternity guy was.
Matt Farah
Yeah. All right. To the people, enough about us, all right? Yachting run.
Zach
GMC says, would you rather have an air conditioning system that keeps the car cool enough just below the level of uncomfortable, or a gas gauge that never reads properly and an uncalibrated odometer? So you always run out of gas half a mile from a gas station? Oh, I go, ac.
Matt Farah
Yeah, ac. I can live. I've had cars with no AC that I'll live.
Zach
I don't want to push a car a half mile every weak.
Matt Farah
We had the, the, the, the, the Copper Cobra. The Copper Cobra had no odometer and no fuel gauge and a five gallon fuel tank.
Zach
How is that. That's like a drag race car. It's not even a road race car.
Matt Farah
No, it was for one lap of America.
Zach
Oh. So, but whoa. All right, so for the track time, you have the lightest tank.
Matt Farah
No, I think they swapped the tank after, after one lap of America. It was I think for just like a track days and autocross and very brief track day. Yeah, yeah.
Zach
In a Cobra you're getting what, five miles per gallon? Yeah, let's say seven and be nice.
Matt Farah
I mean, I couldn't tell you. I still couldn't tell you.
Zach
That's wild.
Matt Farah
It might have got 25 miles a gallon.
Zach
I don't know.
Matt Farah
I couldn't tell you. I have no idea.
Zach
Six speed weighs 100 pounds.
Matt Farah
Yeah, 2200 pounds.
Zach
All right.
Matt Farah
I don't, I, I have no idea, idea what the fuel economy was. I never ran out.
Zach
All right. Jay Leno's clapped out. Kia Amanti is planning a road trip with his friends and wants to know what tips you have to create a multi day enjoyable drive. He knows how to find roads. That's not the question. But what other elements do you look for when you're planning a route?
Matt Farah
Well, once you've found the roads, then it's about finding to do in the places that you stop, which is usually Hannah's job. But yeah, I mean, making sure that like you're giving yourself time to like find like. Oh, there's. Oh, I see a thing that looks interesting. Well, yes, I have time to stop and check that out. Oh, there's a, you know, when you, you know, I've got to the hotel at 2 o', clock, what do I do with the rest of my day? You know, maybe it's a hike, maybe it's a whatever. Like, like if you're just in the car 12 hours a day, you're not gonna do anything else. But we don't like to drive more than 200 miles a day anymore because we like to have like at least part of a day doing something. A walk, shopping, like we, whatever the fuck, you know. So it's like once you found your roads, then it's about making sure that you have like things to engage you once you're like no longer in the car.
Zach
Right. The swinging Tire. If we had a second podcast that was around a specific theme, Yachting.
Matt Farah
It would be about yachts.
Zach
All right. Yeah. Would it be yachts?
Matt Farah
It would be such a great excuse to just go out on people's yachts.
Zach
That's true.
Matt Farah
So how did you afford your yacht? What is your next yacht?
Zach
No, that's how you maximize vacation right off.
Matt Farah
We could be such assholes.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
I mean, politics is attractive, but so complicated. Complicated and perilous. Like you need to be really, like, you need a research team like John Oliver style, I think. Or it's so dangerous to get pulled into the different pools. So that would be interesting. But I think I could do one on extreme sports stuff that's like, that would interest me again. All right, Randy, you're out. At what point does a boat get too big for it to be reasonably fun to sail? And what's the largest boat you've sailed?
Matt Farah
Largest boat I've ever sailed was a Mono hull. Was a 54. I've never sailed anything bigger than that. Length doesn't necessarily make a boat less fun to sail with, Ken. When a boat can point close to the wind, that's usually what makes it nice to sail. And if it like, if you can steer it without a bunch of like, effort and like kick back, like, it like boats have steering feel like cars and good steering. Like, I bet those racing boats have amazing steering feel.
Zach
Wow.
Matt Farah
This has absolute garbage. The steering feel on this is heinous.
Zach
It's like Jeep Wrangler. Just lots of, lots of turns.
Matt Farah
Kill for a wrangler steering. It's terrible. What was the question about fun boat? How big can it be before it stops being fun? I mean, anything over like 50, 55, it starts to become real tricky to take out by yourself.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And I, I don't want a boat that's so big I can't take it out by myself.
Zach
And then you can't relax for a bit while you're out by yourself.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah.
Zach
From head gaskets. Unworthy, by the way.
Matt Farah
This is a, that's a real, like, how, how big is. Is your boat when it's too big? Like, that's a real hoity toity.
Zach
You need a team. Do we think manual transmission consumer level cars will hold their value better than automatic counterparts? For example, this person drives a 2019 Crosstrek with a manual and loves.
Matt Farah
Oh, that, yeah, that will for sure. Yeah.
Zach
I think stuff that has some kind of enthusiasm behind it. Crosstrek does. It does. So when you have that and you Add the manual. It's like the. What was it? The Honda element. The manuals.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
Hard to find good systems. Capable of a lot of stuff. Those were popular. All right. This is a long one.
Matt Farah
Remember the supercharged element?
Zach
They made that stock. I thought that was like something made for sema.
Matt Farah
Wasn't that sc. Wasn't supercharged SC or was that just a. Did I make up that? That was a thing. I thought that was a thing.
Zach
Pretty sure that question's too long. Have we considered having James pumphrey on? I've DMed him. I don't have a relationship with him, but I don't.
Matt Farah
I would ask him. I don't know him that.
Zach
Tag him on his Instagram, tell him to come on the show. Matt, what car would your cats drive based on their personalities from Zins.
Matt Farah
Well, that's interesting. Cricket would drive a garbage truck. Cricket is, is the most food motivated cat ever. She's like, she's a garbage dumpster. So she would drive a garbage truck. Nikki would be like a white. Is a real white Jetta girl. Finn is like a Bron. Would be a Bronco. He's like a meathead. Monty would ride would be hitchhiking in the back of a pickup truck.
Zach
Nice. Which he did.
Matt Farah
Which he did.
Zach
Pumpernickel Country Day school. That's great. Does the appeal of mid engine dynamics carry through to lower end offerings like the Mr.2, the 96, etc.
Matt Farah
Yes.
Zach
Now is it better? One can compared to similar money in Corvette Z's, stuff like that. Like you get more power from a front engine car, you know. Well from, from for the same money.
Matt Farah
Right. But well they just, they're not, you know, you know this, they're not comparable.
Zach
I mean the 986 is a much nicer thing to drive. The interior is nicer. It feels more solid in every way. Like it's got better curb appeal. I think the Corvette's just faster and louder.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
But the interior looks like it's made from like play school playsets.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Now Corvette dynamics are good too, but they're like a specific kind. I do think mid engine cars are worth the premium for their mid engineness. Most of the time, the higher performance the car, the more it's worth it.
Zach
Yeah, yeah. You know, I agree. If it's a real like the 3rd gen Mr. 2, if it's kind of slow like you can feel you have to be more tuned into the dynamic to really feel the benefits, I think and to be excited by the car.
Matt Farah
How much is one of Those. Now I don't know what an Mr. 2 cost but it was $15,000. It's like, it's not expensive. Right?
Zach
It's probably less.
Matt Farah
Probably less. Right. That's like your cheapest mid engine car. And they're still pretty good. Like their baseline of. Of like where what is the jumping into point to this is pretty good.
Zach
I think the, the lower cost mid engine cars are going to be finesse machines. Whereas like a $15,000 Corvette is a sledgehammer. It's got good dynamics too. Like you can put good suspension on it. But the, the initial experience when it's stock is loud, fast and kind of brash.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Zach
And that's what you get from Mustangs. For the same price, my leaky valve gasket. I want to purchase a second car to take tracks the around the Chicagoland area. For around 45 grand I can get a Mustang Mach 1 or a Boss 302 that has 10 grand in upgrades. Will the upgrades be that much more worth it over a better interior ride to and from the track in the Mach 1. All right, so modified boss 302 versus stock Mustang Mach 1.
Matt Farah
The key word is Chicago land. Shitty roads, man. I know if you live somewhere with smooth roads, the Boss 302 is really a gem. But it is the end of the solid axle cars and there's a lot you can do to make them really amazing. But you really can't make them like better on bad tarmac. Compared to an irs, the Mach one is like settled. It's a great car, like mag ride settled. You know, like it's basically the Shelby without the engine and with the Tremek.
Zach
Right.
Matt Farah
I don't think. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe a boss 302. I think a boss 302 got a. Got the get drag. I don't think it got a Tremek. I don't. I don't think any Mustang of that era outside of the GT500 got a Tremek. Right. I'm looking but we have very Internet here. I mean we. I can't believe we have Internet at all, but we have. It's slow. Asking Zach to look things up for the show is a potentially.
Zach
I mean, I think either way this person needs to be very honest about how often you're tracking your car. Yeah, it's primarily a track car. I'd probably go boss 302 because what I'm. What I want from the car starts when I get to the gate of the track, sure. And I deal with one of the roads on the way there. Seems like a GT3RS owner. But if you're really, you know, if patreon person or patron's really just gonna go to the track three times a year and spend the rest of the time in the back roads or driving around, you want. You're gonna want the Mach one.
Matt Farah
Sure.
Zach
The death of the American sedan a hindrance to organized mob killings. It becomes much harder to hide a body in a trash bag in the back of an outback or a similar crossover. Given the decline, what is the best reasonably priced car with a spacious trunk available?
Matt Farah
But doesn't the. The Tono covers though, you know, you've. Or the. What do you call it? The luggage covers. The things that, you know what I mean, they're attached to the hatch and they go up like they're optional but they're there. You could still hide a body in the back of a wagon or an SUV or a crossover. As long as it's got the luggage cover option.
Zach
As long as it's not smelling too much, get pulled over. Oh, it's not gonna hide the smell.
Matt Farah
That's a good point. But if that is like smelling, you're gonna have. Yeah, you got a couple of problems. So what is the biggest car, biggest trunk of a sedan on sale, effectively? Is that the question?
Zach
Probably an ls. Right.
Matt Farah
Or probably the Alexis Es. Maybe that. That's like a. That's a car meant for Ubers. You know, NES is where it's at. How about. I mean you could say a very base like S class Mercedes. Maybe it doesn't have any of the
Zach
fridges or non hybrid stuff.
Matt Farah
Yeah, right. I haven't measured the trunks of sedans, to be honest with you. That question to me can be answered as just like what are the largest sedans on the market? Sure.
Zach
But it's the fun. We didn't.
Matt Farah
But I don't. I. But I don't. I mean I agree the mob is going to have some problems with that.
Zach
Yeah. BMW blinker Delete. I'm interested in a bronze diving watch. Other than the Tudor Black Bay. What other brands would you recommend?
Matt Farah
Bronze is interesting. Oris makes a bronze. That's pretty cool. I think it's a black or a diver 65, I think in bronze. Bronze. The Tudor is. Is really kind of the best one. Unless you wanted to. Unless you could find yourself a Panerai Bronzo. If you wanted something cheaper than the Tudor, the aftermarket does have you sorted. There's you can get a bronze case for a Seiko. You could do a Seiko turtle or Seiko dive watch in bronze custom. I mean, aftermarket. But yeah, Carl had one like that. It was pretty cool. Who else does a good bronze that I know of? I'm sure somebody does. Bronze is really interesting because like, it, it like tarnishes. Like it turns colors and gets like crusty and like that's not for everybody, you know, like. And you kind of. I mean you can sell it, but like not a lot of people are like trying to get your. Your, your tarnished bronze later. I thought I liked bronze for a minute, but it's heavy and like if you got a full bronze bracelets really heavy. But if you don't get that, it becomes very top heavy.
Zach
Oh, so it spins a lot.
Matt Farah
I thought I wanted the. The Panerai bronze, which was. Carl had that it. And I put it on. It was like, like on my wrist was just like. And just flopping down always. That was why I made a big deal with this watch of having the weight be very even around the wrist. It's very important to like not be like tweaking your wrist one way or the other. But like, yeah, I. For me, if you're gonna go bronze, it's the Tudor or the Panerai. But the Auris Diver 65 is pretty cool also. Yeah. Oris makes it a nice.
Zach
What?
Matt Farah
That's. James May was wearing the Horus pointer date when he came to. To visit us. Lovely.
Zach
David Ruddock. We've seen the news that Honda is basically throwing in the towel on EVS, at least in the US do we think the Japanese OEMs are better off focusing on ice and parallel hybrids right now and waiting to see how the EV market shakes out? Or is this something where we look back as the end of this the. Sorry. That we look back on as the beginning of the end for Japanese OEMs.
Matt Farah
Weren't all the Honda EVs on market and Acura EVs on the market? Really other platforms like GMS.
Zach
Oh, that's true.
Matt Farah
The Honda One and the ZDX are both the GM EV platform. Right. Same as Cadillac Lyric and the.
Zach
Yeah, they least GMs tech. Right. Yeah. LTM stuff. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Matt Farah
So no disrespect, huh?
Zach
Yeah, it's a good point.
Sponsor/Ad Voice (possibly Matt Farah or guest)
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Zach
No, no, that's a great point. No, maybe they had to sunset their EV program.
Matt Farah
I mean, like. Yeah. Or maybe like. I mean they just. Yeah, they. Maybe they were trying to like, you know, maybe they pulled a very smart move. Or not smart, but, but, but definitely like a move that paid off where they lease this tech and did a wait and see before investing huge amounts of their own money to see which way the wind blows and the wind has blown the other way.
Zach
Yeah, our patron missed a, an important detail which is that yes, Kia, Honda and Hyundai are canceling their US EV models, but so is gm. Yeah. And so if you're getting your, your tech from GM and GM cancels it, you go, I guess I'm canceling my plan too.
Matt Farah
Yeah, that, that all lines up just like a 46 foot cat heading at a mooring. Where is this dude going? Dude, it's cutting it tight on the reef.
Zach
Is so very Ram. Cini says I live in Montana and I blew a tire my way home from the ice race. I have a Volkswagen all track. I put on 19 inch wheels with tiny tires. My question is, do I keep the cool wheels and risk blowing another one or swap to a smaller rim, bigger tire combo and the roads there were pretty smooth. Like the tarmac in Montana is pretty good. But I always like more sidewall.
Matt Farah
I mean 19s on an AllTrack is a lot of rim. But wait, but did he, did he say that he blew the tire because of sidewall?
Zach
I think they, I think this person blew the wheel. They didn't say how it happened, but based on the context, bent the wheel
Matt Farah
or blew a tire.
Zach
Blew a tire.
Matt Farah
Blew a tire.
Zach
Probably because the sidewall is too small and they did something possibly.
Matt Farah
I mean. Yeah, look, I'm, I'm, I have a Taycan cross Turismo and I went from 20s to 21. So I am not gonna throw stones in a glass house and putting bigger rims on a car that's meant for whatever gravel or something, you know, but
Zach
depends on your environment, you know.
Matt Farah
Yeah, no, I mean given the fact that you're in Montana, I mean maybe you do want to go back to the OE size, you know.
Zach
Cayman. Oh yeah, came in my sock says this pen. Question. What would you recommend for a left handed person in need of a pen that doesn't cause annoying friction? You get from a ballpoint when the ball rolls into the, the edges of the pen point, which is some real enthusiast stuff.
Matt Farah
So I don't like.
Zach
They're left handed pens.
Matt Farah
There are. I've never paid attention to them which like sometimes the clip or whatever is like a different on a different way around. I've never used a left handed pen intentionally. I probably couldn't really tell you what it was about. But okay, the. Reduce the friction of the ball in the ballpoint. Is that what I was talking about? So, like, you could start by maybe not using a ballpoint pen. Is that. I don't know if that's a, like a dick move, but to say something like that, but like a, like a gel pen or a different type of a, a, a, a cartridge based fountain pen, which is what I like a lot. Cartridge based fountain pens have like, no friction. They're so, they're so light. And gel pens are lighter to me than ballpoint. Oh, has that died?
Zach
Yep.
Matt Farah
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Zach
Using audio processing software.
Matt Farah
Oh, no. Really? These were full batteries too. Brand new. Brand new full batteries, Eve. No, it's terrible.
Zach
And if you use more batteries. Well, hot.
Matt Farah
All right, well, this doesn't feel hot. All right, well, we'll have to wind this one down. Okay, we'll just wind it down at the, the very end of the program. Thanks for listening for our, our vacation show. The. As you can see, the audio recorder is off. It died at some point and we will have to see when that is, but you will know before we do. We'll be back in the studio next week. Thanks for joining us from our floaty boaty here. And go enter to win this Porsche. Do that. In the meantime, the link will be in the show notes and we'll talk to you soon. Bye.
Hosts: Matt Farah & Zack Klapman
Date: March 17, 2026
Location: Aboard a catamaran, Marina Key, British Virgin Islands
In this unique “Boat Crew Show” edition, Matt and Zack broadcast from a chartered catamaran in the British Virgin Islands. The episode’s main theme is a blend of their sailing adventures, the transformative impact of boating on travel and relaxation, and a deep-dive into the automotive news of the moment—especially the crackdown on Montana-registered supercars in California. As always, the crew fielded Patreon Q&A, covered automotive industry shifts, and delivered plenty of laid-back humor—all while sailing through paradise.
| Time | Segment/Topic | |-----------|----------------------------------------------| | 00:49 | Welcome/Boating intro | | 01:59 | Boating history & BVI context | | 04:15 | State of sailing spots, climate impacts | | 06:07 | Generator failure story | | 09:24 | Twin throttle quirks, differences | | 13:24 | “Trial by fire” on first night mooring | | 18:21 | Epic crossings, privately-owned boats | | 21:13 | Maxi yacht racing, boat owner privilege | | 37:42 | Montana/CA car registration crackdown | | 44:01 | 911 Turbo S Dream Giveaway | | 50:53 | Comedic live boat parking critique | | 53:42 | Patreon Q&A begins | | 59:50 | Largest sailboat you can still enjoy | | 71:05 | Honda/Japanese OEMs shifting EV strategy |
This episode was a blend of breezy island reflections, technical sailing deep-dives, and classic Smoking Tire car talk. Whether you’re a car enthusiast, an aspiring yachtie, or both, you’ll find wisdom, humor, and a unique perspective on enjoying the world—whatever vessel you’re in.
To catch more of Matt and Zack’s adventures (both on land and at sea), check out their YouTube channel — and don’t forget to enter the 911 Turbo S giveaway!