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Matt Farah
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Brett Burke
I Mean, it just depends, you know. Yeah, I mean, I never really think about things being busy or not busy. Like certain times a year, I guess are busier than others.
Matt Farah
But I went a really long time before observing that I shouldn't do. Like, I did this job for like 18 years before I was like, hey,
Brett Burke
you know, maybe I never bothered to think about.
Matt Farah
It's really fucking busy. I get a little crazy if we start right.
Brett Burke
Start taking vacations. Yeah. That makes. I haven't really put it together. Maybe I. Yeah. Maybe I should track these things more carefully.
Matt Farah
No, but you do the thing, don't. You do the thing where you go. You plan for like being somewhere for three months and just line up all the press cars there.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I'm out here for like six weeks right now. This is the end of my time here.
Matt Farah
So give me your six car lineup.
Brett Burke
Okay. This year.
Matt Farah
It's always good because you write about. You write for rich people.
Brett Burke
Week one was Mercedes E53AMG wagon.
Matt Farah
Oh, that's probably lovely.
Brett Burke
It was really, really nice.
Matt Farah
The 53 is a real sweetheart, isn't it? Sound like.
Brett Burke
Yeah. And like, you know, 40, 50 miles of electric range or something like that. If you want to plug it in. Okay, then. McLaren Arturo Cabrio or whatever.
Matt Farah
Spider.
Brett Burke
Yeah, Spider.
Matt Farah
Lovely.
Brett Burke
Lamborghini Temerario.
Matt Farah
That's a good time.
Brett Burke
Yeah, that was fun. Which, of course, sprung a coolant leak and was smoking the entire way down the Angeles Crest. Everyone was pointing at me like, your car's on fire. I was like, it's, it's a.
Zach
We just heard this story.
Matt Farah
Was it not fire? Was it steaming?
Brett Burke
It was steaming. It was steaming. Steaming. But it looked like it was on fire.
Matt Farah
Someone once thought my countach was on fire, but it was steaming.
Brett Burke
I'm glad to see things have improved. Rare occasions when it wasn't on fire. Right. 40 years. Yes. There's my ancient steaming. Still, still, still off Instagram since the election.
Zach
Oh, got it. Okay.
Brett Burke
So, I mean, you know, it's, it's a, it's a placeholder. I'm still, I still exist as a person if someone wants to find me.
Matt Farah
Good for you, though. Goodbye.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it's been great, actually. Yeah. That's. How come I don't know what anyone's doing.
Matt Farah
Do you use any social media?
Zach
Great.
Brett Burke
Gotten off entirely social media. Yeah, it's kind of exciting.
Matt Farah
Fucking fabulous.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it's great. I live my life entirely incognito. Like no one knows where I am or what I'm doing.
Matt Farah
But do you also have an Attention span.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I mean, I'm already quite. I'm already quite efficient and productive because I write for a million outlets and have a lot of work to do all the time. But yeah, now I like finish up. Finish up my work sooner and I can do other things that I'm interested in.
Matt Farah
Wait, let's go back. Temerario. Because I'll have no attention span because I still have. I don't have social media on my phone. I do not. I don't have any social media. But I. But I do still exist on Instagram and.
Brett Burke
Oh, you have to. Yeah, that's your job.
Matt Farah
I don't exist on Twitter anymore.
Brett Burke
Oh, yeah, I got rid of that
Matt Farah
when Elon bought it. Deleted that and deleted all my tweets. Had all my tweets retroactively deleted.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I think I got. There was a period of time when I got kicked off of one of those. For some reason I couldn't log back in. It was like an old email account and I had to start over. And then I was like, fuck this. That doesn't make any sense. But okay, so Temerario, Dodeci, Chalindri, Spider. Then what was after. I think I had Rs3, the new Rs3 and M2.
Matt Farah
Oh, wow. Okay.
Brett Burke
Right. At the same time.
Matt Farah
And now you drove up here in
Brett Burke
a Bentley and I had a Spectre before. Spectre Black Badge before. Right.
Matt Farah
Boy, have you had a luxurious six weeks.
Brett Burke
That's pretty good lineup.
Matt Farah
Yeah, that's a rock.
Brett Burke
Pretty high quality automotive lineup.
Zach
Yeah.
Brett Burke
For the whole time.
Matt Farah
I mean, these are obviously very different cars, but.
Brett Burke
Totally.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Give me, Give me one love and one hate for each of those cars.
Brett Burke
Mercedes wagon, Mercedes hybrid. Let's see. I mean, it's a great all arounder. Like it can do anything. Right. It's quick, it's luxurious, it's not flashy. I miss the V8, you know.
Matt Farah
Sure.
Brett Burke
So maybe that's a negative.
Matt Farah
Like the four.
Brett Burke
Yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
I drove the C53 Cabrio, which is a on the sly, awesome car.
Brett Burke
Oh, okay.
Matt Farah
Something most people probably wouldn't think about when going, hey, actually, like, what's a pretty awesome car that nobody would think about?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
The one I drove was 100,000 bucks loaded.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Every option imaginable. C53 and not a hybrid.
Brett Burke
Right.
Matt Farah
So it's that slick six. It's on all the time. It's 400 and whatever horsepower. Lovely. Yeah, Very nice. Okay.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
And what's not good about it?
Brett Burke
I kind of missed the sound of the V8.
Matt Farah
Sure. Right, okay. Yeah, okay. Yes, of course.
Brett Burke
Let's see.
Matt Farah
A million times. Okay. New shit.
Brett Burke
Temerario. I mean, it goes. Yeah, it looks great. It revs so high. Super fun to drive up on Angeles Crest. And you know me, I'm not very strong driver, but every so often I take a car up there.
Matt Farah
It's a hero maker. Yeah, Temerario is a hero maker car. A medium grade driver can go real fucking fast in that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really easy. Really easy to go fast.
Brett Burke
Exactly. And so that's the kind of car that's good for me.
Matt Farah
How nice. How nice is the jump from Huracan to Temerario. Ergonomics, the space, it's like, wow.
Brett Burke
So much more room in there.
Matt Farah
You can see. It's awesome. Yeah, I could go on a road trip in that.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I thought it was very comfortable. And yeah, you could put stuff in it. Of course it, you know, had a little issue with some sort of leak. So that was spraying. Spraying clouds of steam or whatever. Yeah, keeps your food warm. Keeps your food warm.
Zach
Exactly.
Brett Burke
You know, I put it in EV mode at the end and that's it. That seems to help.
Matt Farah
The pasta button. It is a rice cooker, right?
Brett Burke
It was. You know, it's a challenge when something goes wrong up there. Angeles Crest, because. Yeah. There's no reception.
Matt Farah
No. Now they have. Do you have you fucked with the iPhone? Satellite texting.
Brett Burke
Oh, I forgot.
Matt Farah
That's what.
Zach
That's what.
Matt Farah
That changed the game. Yeah. Now you get a flat up there or something. You can text AAA from up there with the iPhone. Satellite.
Brett Burke
That's true.
Matt Farah
You can see everyone at good vibes walking around like this, trying to find.
Brett Burke
Trying to find the one satellite.
Matt Farah
Turn the sky or something.
Brett Burke
Right?
Matt Farah
Yeah, you should try it.
Brett Burke
Okay, I'll try that out. Okay, I'll try that out.
Matt Farah
I was like regular texting too, you know, not for emergencies.
Brett Burke
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm like, I don't want to use this. No, no, no, I'm going to use it up.
Matt Farah
No, for like the first little minute it was for emergencies only and now you can use it all the time. It just like rips through your battery.
Brett Burke
So you have to seeking out like Starlink or something like that.
Matt Farah
Apparently the difference between I can communicate with towers and I can communicate with satellites is like juice, horsepower.
Brett Burke
All right. Takes away all your batteries. Okay, that's good to know.
Matt Farah
The 12C, we drove that as well.
Brett Burke
Oh, yeah.
Matt Farah
Did you love the 12C?
Brett Burke
I loved that car. Yeah. I think that was probably my favorite of the whole run. This time, I hadn't driven it in. Where were we? Like Luxembourg or Lichtenstein. On the. On the. On the launch. But it was the regular, the Berlinetta or whatever, as opposed to better as a spider. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was fantastic. It's so. I mean, it's. You know, it's crazy. The proportions of it are crazy, right? Like, the length of the hood and all that kind of stuff, and then
Matt Farah
it's, like, not that big inside, right?
Zach
Yeah.
Brett Burke
There's not that much room inside of it at all.
Matt Farah
There's, like, not much truck.
Brett Burke
Truck is small because the top goes to back there or something like that. Right. But, yeah, you know, feels much. No, does not feel small. In the Trader Joe's parking lot, for sure. You're like, well, I'm already at the barricade.
Matt Farah
Wow.
Brett Burke
I'm way back here. I'm, like, still out in traffic.
Matt Farah
You get that carbon splitter and you have a curb stopper. Oh, boy. Yikes.
Brett Burke
Yeah. But, you know, on, like, a windy road or whatever. Like, fabulous.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Brett Burke
Really a great car.
Matt Farah
Although, if I'm honest, I think I like the 812 better.
Brett Burke
Oh, really?
Matt Farah
I think I just like. Because they drive pretty much the same.
Brett Burke
Yeah. I feel like the 12C or Dodeci Chelindri or whatever you want to call it is more my speed for some. The A12 felt too aggressive.
Matt Farah
It is.
Brett Burke
You know, I'm always looking for a car that I can, like, wear an ascot or imagine myself in an ascot. In a captain's hat, for sure. And I feel like that.
Matt Farah
Why didn't you get the Morgan? You should have got the Morgan +4. You could have ascotted the fuck.
Brett Burke
I tried to get them to bring me one because wherever it is. Did they keep it in Long beach or that you guys keep it at my place?
Matt Farah
Yeah, it's in Gardena.
Brett Burke
Yeah. So I was like, it's a schlep, you know, Like, I have to, like, have it. Have a separate car or someone get me. Give me a ride out there. I was like, you guys can bring me one maybe. Like, oh, yeah, we'll look into that. And that was, you know.
Matt Farah
That's crazy.
Brett Burke
I will.
Matt Farah
Should have probably just eaten the bill. It's not that expensive to have us deliver the car. We do it all the time.
Brett Burke
Yeah, that's what I figured. I never heard back from. That's all right. It's not your fault.
Matt Farah
I was just. You said ascot. When you say ascot, I go to work.
Brett Burke
Right, Exactly.
Matt Farah
I'm Straight in Morgan.
Brett Burke
That is a flat cap, ascot looking kind of thing.
Matt Farah
I'm staring at that thing all the time. It's great.
Brett Burke
I would like to drive it.
Matt Farah
So hopefully now it's a BMW. A little bit, right?
Brett Burke
That's right.
Matt Farah
A little bit. Yeah. And was the Ford one?
Brett Burke
No, I don't think I drove that one.
Matt Farah
It was a riot. That was great fun. I had such a great time with it. Zach and his wife went like full costume tweed.
Zach
I had the little newsy cap on and the vest and stuff. And she got kind of dressed up like, you know, pin up style with lipstick. And we went for a fun drive. And that's. That car is great for 6/10 and lots of smiles.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Zach
And people like seeing it. They wave to you.
Brett Burke
Exactly. Yeah. It's like. Yeah, it's like a factory resto mod. Essentially.
Matt Farah
People. Well, people have absolutely no clue what year it is.
Brett Burke
No.
Matt Farah
That could be a 67 or an
Brett Burke
87 or someone might say the same thing about the people at Morgan. Right. To their. To their credit, I guess.
Matt Farah
Right. I love Morgan.
Brett Burke
They're just.
Matt Farah
They're the fucking best.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
12C was awesome. But the one I drove was the red one. Did you have the red one?
Brett Burke
No, I had the like the kind of olive green terracotta interior Johnny had.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Mine started with a six on the sticker and look there. I will pay an enormous premium for a naturally aspirated V12. A really, really big one.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
But a front engine Ferrari with a price tag starting with a six. Maybe a little adjustable lumbar.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Can we get a lumbar in this motherfucker for 600 GS and maybe something to.
Brett Burke
If you're wearing shorts, protect your knee from those speaker grills, which are like a cheese grater, you know, I was like, I've got little, little skin left on my knee.
Matt Farah
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Zach
Imagine Larry Castilla video, like how to clean skin off a car and the FBI shows up like, all right, okay.
Brett Burke
We all knew the speaker grill is
Matt Farah
literally like that tool they use when you're getting a pedicure.
Brett Burke
It's just that.
Matt Farah
But it says bows on it.
Brett Burke
Totally true. What was after the. Oh, I had the RS3 and M2.
Matt Farah
Those are a good time. Yeah, it probably feels like a real downgrade after the Ferrari.
Brett Burke
I mean. Yeah, in some ways, but also like, you know, easy to get around. Exactly. Much easier to trader Joe's for both of them. And then I Had the, The Spectre's
Matt Farah
like the opposite of that.
Brett Burke
The Spectre is the opposite. I know. It's like driving like a Yukon, like a two door Yukon.
Matt Farah
You have to yell tacking every time you make a. Right.
Brett Burke
Exactly.
Matt Farah
Was it painted an insane color?
Brett Burke
It was like a kind of crazy kind of Caribbean blue kind of metallic.
Matt Farah
I do like that a lot. Yeah.
Brett Burke
Metallic Caribbean blue.
Matt Farah
That's a good time. Yeah.
Brett Burke
Some black gloss wheels. I was like, these wheels are bat shit. I'm like, no, they actually look like bats flying around trying to take a shit.
Matt Farah
I kind of hated the Spectre until the very last day I had it. I didn't hate it. I just. Like a gas. Rolls Royce is so smooth already that as much as an electric Rolls Royce makes obvious sense, it's such an incremental change in refinement. But the car has to be like. Cause we have a. We have two Wraiths that live here.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
So you park it next to a Wraith and you go, oh, this Wraith is awfully tidy, isn't it? You know, but then the last day I was going home, coming home from something late at night and I put all the windows down. It was like a warm night coming down the highway from Hollywood.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And I was like blasting something at full fucking volume. And like I had like the shooting star ceiling going and I was like, yeah, like I could, I could. It's a pretty baller card for this.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it's a, it's a. I think it's. I mean, I, I love the idea of electric rolls. You know, I just think it makes perfect sense. And I was talking to the, actually to the chair of Rolls this morning because I'm doing a story for the Times about their current product strategy. You know, they're expanding. Expanding Goodwood significantly, but not expanding production. They're just expanding like Bespokery, which is, you know, a device for exp. Extracting maximum profit from their clients.
Matt Farah
Maybe by the time this show goes out to the public. I just wrote my column from Road and Track this month about my opinion that income inequality is kind of ruining cars. And it's not ruining cars just because rich people are buying shit. That's a thing. But also it's when automakers realize that like, yo, there's like 1500. There's like 3500 billionaires in the world.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Let's say half of them are quote, car enthusiasts. That's generous. But let's call it half. 1500, 1700 people, 700 families. When you're pivoting an entire business model to service that few people globally with a corporation that size. And it's not like Rolls Royce ever made cars for everybody, but like when your regular customers are like, like not being invested in for these very small. And it's happening at Aston Martin, it's happening at Ferrari and Lamborghini. And Ferrari just bonused out their workers because they made so much profit, but they made it on fewer cars. So when all the companies start to chase this very small number of people that just buy everything, everyone else, even the normally rich, get caught, except for a little bit.
Brett Burke
Yeah, no, it's a really interesting point. And it's a money grab, obviously, right? This is where the money is right now. And the horror of it for the foreseeable future.
Matt Farah
Imagine Bugatti opens in even more bespoke. It's like this company, they already are. I know. I'm saying imagine, imagine this is what's going on where a fucking, you know, a special version of a Chiron, the tech noire Jack off edition, like isn't enough anymore. You know, you can't have the special version of a car we make 100 a year of. Instead there's this new division and we only make three, right?
Brett Burke
Or one.
Matt Farah
Or one.
Brett Burke
Exactly. And then they're like, yeah. And yeah, I was talking to an analyst for a story about just this. I think it was from Road and Track actually. Maybe it was for Car and Drive. I can't remember.
Matt Farah
Was that a numbers issue of Road and Track? We just came out with that sounds number.
Brett Burke
I remember it might have been whatever it was.
Matt Farah
Go to the new numbers issue of Road and Track on newsstands now.
Brett Burke
Go on. But yeah, it was essentially like, you know, profit on that segment is like 50 to 80% or something like that. So it's like, why would they, why would they. They're just, you know, they realized like, oh, we can extract another, you know, 1 to 2 to $300,000 per transaction, per client.
Matt Farah
It's like they've started a Patreon.
Brett Burke
Right,
Matt Farah
I get it. Businesses gonna business, right? Shareholders need maximum value. Like, I get it.
Brett Burke
No, I'm not saying it's good.
Matt Farah
It's just, it's crazy to me that like for 1500 families globally, there are more choices in seven figure vehicles right now than there are in like five figure enthusiast cars. Like, what the fuck is that about? Like, that's crazy.
Brett Burke
It is crazy.
Matt Farah
I just want to discourage, you know, it's like, it's like, I get it. But it's also like, sort of morally objectionable to change your business model to that.
Brett Burke
Yes, I agree. Yeah. And you know, obviously this is driving up everything, right? Like, there's very few affordable vehicles for people who need cars, and most Americans do. And then don't worry, Bezos will solve it. Oh, yeah, he's got it. I trust that guy.
Matt Farah
He's got your best interest.
Brett Burke
Yeah, he's always thinking about me. He's always thinking about others. That's what he's so great for.
Matt Farah
That's what he does.
Brett Burke
Yeah, these guys are all the best.
Matt Farah
But like, when I was driving the Spectre, I found unlike any other car, you drive the craziest car you can imagine. People are like, what the fuck is that? How fast does it go? Blah, blah, the Spectre, what do you do for a living? How'd you get that money? That's what everybody was asking me when
Brett Burke
I was, wow, that's interesting.
Matt Farah
Does that not happen to you guys? Taking a break from the action because support is coming in fast. Like Jim Farley, the CEO of Ford who's now got a podcast and you're always asking me what I'm listening to when not recording this show. And right now it's this, the new season of Drive with Jim Farley. In it, the Ford CEO talks to some of his favorite people about what they're driving and what drives them to succeed. Like Formula one driver Daniel Ricardo. Listen, there's a well worn trope about racing drivers not. Not being interesting to listen to, but if there is one that is interesting to listen to, it is Daniel Ricardo. I think this guy's takes on stuff and life are great. And look, Jim is a racing driver also. I personally raced against him like two months ago. And for me, a CEO that drives race cars on the weekends is about the pinnacle of ceodom when it comes to car companies. So the two of them together obviously have a lot of things to discuss on on Drive with Jim Farley, which you can get on your podcast app. Very easy to find. Drive With Jim Farley. Check it out.
Brett Burke
People were asking, is that electric? Like when I'm parked at a charger with it plugged in?
Zach
Yes, I understand that question. Because they're like, otherwise, are you just a rich person taking the spot?
Brett Burke
Right, Taking a spot, Exactly. I know. That's what I was thinking. I was like, I want to make sure everyone sees me plugging this in.
Zach
Yeah, right.
Matt Farah
You decide your dash. I'm not a dick bag.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. It's not mine.
Matt Farah
So funny. Dude. I saw a Guy with a fucking Aventador. A guy parked in Aventador at an Electrify America Charger. The one in Malibu, right behind where the, like the lobster place over there. And I saw a cop yelling at this guy and he was trying to tell a cop, oh, it's a hybrid. And he's like, show me the charging port. Where's the charging port? And the guy like, obviously it didn't have one. So he was like, oh, it's in the trunk. And I just walked by, I yelled, they don't make that in a hybrid. Throw him under the bus, you fucking asshole.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. And then I just got the. This Bentley Continental GT convertible, Azure.
Matt Farah
I went downstairs and like, this is lovely, but it says Azure on it, which is a revival of the name.
Brett Burke
It's a package or of some sort, Right.
Matt Farah
It's got cool wheels.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it's got cool wheels. Cool top. Cool top. Really nice color. It looks like it's black, but it's a real dark, dark metallic green.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah, it's Hamptonsy. Real Hamptonsy.
Brett Burke
Pretty dark green and cream colored interior. It's got piano cream instead of piano black. So you can touch it all you want. It doesn't. You don't see every picture.
Matt Farah
Every fingerprint is the piano cream.
Brett Burke
Piano cream, right. I don't know if that's what it's called. I have to look on the spec sheet.
Matt Farah
My favorite Bentley dash material is the granite. Have you gotten one with granite?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
That shit's crazy.
Brett Burke
I love the idea of stone in cars.
Matt Farah
Oh, my God. Ralph Nader is probably like. Like, what the.
Brett Burke
How did they figure this out?
Matt Farah
Yeah. What happens if your head impacts the. I don't know. It looks fabulous, though.
Brett Burke
Yeah, the stone is. Some of it is. But there was some car where they had it like, backlit. Like it was like really thinly sliced and some sort of stone and it was a backlit. Maybe it was a. Maybe something Rolls.
Matt Farah
Oh, that sounds like Rolls Royce. That's crazy. That's like when you. When you go to like a. Like a spa. A spa. And they have like the wall made of like salt rock.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, there's salt. Yeah, exactly. It goes from within.
Matt Farah
Ferretti got a salt rock rock wall in his. In his house. He built us. It's like. That's a thing people do, right?
Brett Burke
Yeah, yeah. It's supposed to heal your ions or something.
Matt Farah
Yeah. And you can lick it, you know?
Brett Burke
Exactly. Yeah.
Matt Farah
You need to like, shift a little.
Brett Burke
Exactly.
Matt Farah
Yeah. So I think that. I think Rob did Get a salt
Brett Burke
grind your margarita glass in there. Right?
Matt Farah
That would be. Yeah, Amazing, right? I wonder if there's a way to do that.
Brett Burke
I don't know. You're probably not supposed to be drinking in the sauna or the steam room, right? It's probably not.
Matt Farah
It helps with the Schmitz.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it helps with the Schwitz.
Matt Farah
So. All right, in this insane, you know, lineup of cars you're driving, are we parking them on the street?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
In your Airbnb.
Brett Burke
In my Airbnb, yeah. In Silver Lake.
Matt Farah
Silver Lake, okay.
Brett Burke
And the. So there's, you know, and the neighbors, are they being.
Matt Farah
Have they been inquisitive?
Brett Burke
The neighbors are somewhat inquisitive. This is our fifth year in the same spot, so they've gotten a little bit accustomed. But there's a family that lives across the street, and the woman, they have, like three kids, maybe two boys and a girl or two girls and a boy, whatever it is. The girls sell Girl Scout cookies, so we always arrive around this time of year. So I ran into the mom and I was getting some Girl Scout cookies from her, and she was like, oh, you guys are here. The boys have been looking up and down the street for the past few weeks to see if you're coming because they know you come during cookie season.
Matt Farah
Did you take them for rides? Have we done that?
Brett Burke
I've offered, but, you know, I think. Yeah, I know exactly.
Matt Farah
This guy's got cookies and a Rolls Royce.
Zach
They're like, no, we've gotten in that van before. You're like, no, no, I'm an auto journalist.
Brett Burke
Right. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, no, the. And yeah, the neighbors are sort of like. I mean, when I had. I had the M2 and the RS3 at the same time, one of the neighbors was walking by. He was like, are these both yours? And I was like, yeah, you know, this week?
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Brett Burke
And he's like, well, I had a first gen RS3 and I'm thinking getting a new one. But I'm also cross shopping the M2. Which would you like better? We had like a whole conversation about, you know, that's part of the job, right?
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah. You have to be that guy.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Every time I have any new electric vehicle, there's an older woman who lives up the street from me that drives like a real old Model S that she got new.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And so anytime I have anything electric, she like, within 10 minutes of me parking because I have to drive by her house to get to mine.
Brett Burke
She sees me.
Matt Farah
She must have some Kind of alert set up because she looks.
Brett Burke
Her ring camera just got your face loaded into it.
Matt Farah
Is that, is that the R1s? Oh, and she got snow. Everything. Yeah, everything about it.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
So it's fun. It's funny.
Brett Burke
It is funny. Yeah. One of the neighbors asked, he was like, do people look at you funny when you drive around in these cars? I was like a middle aged Jewish guy driving a fancy car in Los Angeles. Isn't that weird? And he was like, what about here in Silver Lake? I was like, yeah, they, you know, they look, they sneer, but I can tell that they love it.
Matt Farah
It's funny when you drive cars like that around this town or, or New York or Miami versus, like a lot of other places. You know, it's like the, you know, you drive a Carrera in Ohio and
Brett Burke
you are rock star, you know, here
Matt Farah
versus, you know, whatever. That was like us. That was like us on the boat and like this boat that we rented, you know, it's like a million dollar boat, right? And like, holy shit, there's a million dollar boat. But there's like 10,000 of them down here. No, this is the Ford Taurus of these system.
Zach
Boats that were like 200 foot yards. Yacht with tender boats and all this crazy stuff. It was wild. Same parking lot, right?
Matt Farah
Yeah. When you watch a mega yacht roll up and like, you know, open its like thing like the space shuttle and like drop out or you know, like a huge boat.
Brett Burke
A boat that's like twice as big as the boat you've been living on.
Matt Farah
Yeah, 46 foot, you know, like rib boat that like Navy Seals use and they're using to like go to dinner on shore, basically, is what most of them are doing.
Brett Burke
I used to write for this magazine called Showboats International.
Matt Farah
Get the fuck out of here. That's living.
Brett Burke
I did their car column for years.
Matt Farah
You wrote cars for Showboat? I thought you were gonna say you wrote about boats.
Brett Burke
No, I've done a little bit of boat riding here and there, but not that much. But yeah, they had. We did some feature one time. It was about like the kinds of cars that you would have on your super yacht. Like to drive around the boat, like
Matt Farah
to what, drive a lap of the deck? Yeah, I think you need like a go kart. Yeah, I know Showboats for sure. Showboats is a real airport favorite.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I was gonna say it's a real airport reward paradigm for like rich people. It's got. Yeah, it's got like, you know, thousands of pages of like, you know, 8, 9, 10, figure book what size car
Zach
would fit on a boat and be able to drive around.
Brett Burke
A boat.
Matt Farah
You'd need a boat that's.
Brett Burke
They had like, you know, people would have like a jolly or an electric jolly or something like that.
Matt Farah
Peel P50.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. A little like electric thing. I can't remember. There was another. There was another vehicle, right? A gem y Jim.
Matt Farah
I'd like to have like an Ernest goes to camp three wheeled golf cart from like the late 70s.
Brett Burke
I think that would be appropriate with a Rolls Royce grill. You need the tillers of gauze here in the front.
Matt Farah
Do you remember the guy from Venice? When I was living in Venice, like my neighbor, he was parties with Nino. There's just this guy. He was about our age. He was a real meathead. He looked good. Big fucking guy, you know, Pointy beard of that ilk.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And he rolled around. He got like a 70s rolls rol Royce golf cart.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
And upgraded the powertrain to be something a little better. But it was a Golf. It was a full on 70s on the roof. It had tassels the whole way. I mean. And this dude just rolled it around Venice like it was his car.
Brett Burke
That was his regular vehicle, no registration.
Matt Farah
Parked that wherever he felt like nobody cared. The cops let him do whatever it was like, oh, that's. That's Josh. Yeah, of course, of course. That's Rolls Royce Josh. It's just his Rolls Royce golf cart. Like you put it wherever like that's. He does, right? Yeah, it was great. You see him rolling with like three, four girls on that thing. It was a good time for him.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I guess they have those laws now, right, where you can have like one of you can license some of those.
Matt Farah
Oh yeah, Neighborhood electric vehicle. Yeah. You can drive them on roads 35 miles an hour and less.
Brett Burke
Right.
Matt Farah
So like all of Manhattan beach or all of like Santa Monica and shit.
Brett Burke
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
That's what the electric Manx is eventually going to be, right.
Brett Burke
When and if that comes to fruition. Or is it?
Matt Farah
I think it will. I just think it's. It's more like building a car than it is like building a golf cart. Because like despite those laws, they intend to sell them in places that don't have those laws. And you can. It's going to be a thing that can go 80 miles an hour, Right. It's going to be restricted where legally required. But like they're building like mostly a whole car. It's just like hard.
Brett Burke
Didn't you buy a Manx?
Matt Farah
Yeah, I have the Airplane engine, which is just the greatest thing ever. You should drive it.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I would like to.
Matt Farah
How long. How much longer are you here?
Brett Burke
I leave on next Monday. Monday the 6th.
Matt Farah
Oh, you have time?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you should drive it.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
It's the. It's the best thing ever. Your audience, your rich people will like it.
Brett Burke
Yeah, they like it.
Matt Farah
People like it. Yeah, I know. It's amazing. It's amazing. It's. It's by far the coolest thing I've driven in a long time.
Brett Burke
Well, that's exciting.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Brett Burke
Sometimes we got to make it real weird, right?
Matt Farah
You and. I mean, once you've tried everything else, like, what's. What's left? Airplane engine, dude. All right, that makes sense, you know.
Brett Burke
Have you had it on the sand and stuff?
Matt Farah
No, mine's set up for road driving.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
Mine's like, they call it the tarmac height. So it's got independent reservoir shocks and all this good stuff, but it's lower and it's on, like regular road tires.
Brett Burke
And is that licensed to drive wherever you want or is that one of these, like 35 mile per hour things?
Matt Farah
No, it's a regular car. The gasoline powered Manxes are all classic Beetle restomods. So it's a 71 beetle. So no emissions, no anything. It's on a Cali black tag. It's proper. Yeah. Paid taxes on that motherfucker. No shady registration here. No, we're going. It was full California. I got the license plate. Radial. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah, it's really good.
Brett Burke
Oh, that was available, I guess. Yeah.
Matt Farah
For a plane.
Brett Burke
Pay me for a plane license. Right? Yes.
Matt Farah
Running around in la and I missed out. Yeah, I know. So anyway, yeah, you must drive it.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
When you have written about boats, have you done it from experience or have you just seen a spec sheet and a release?
Brett Burke
Most of the time it's something like that. And then. And I'm not really a big boat person, I did go on a cruise on the biggest boat. Biggest cruise ship in the world, just for a couple days. Iconic disease, we called it. Right.
Matt Farah
Was it the Gary Steingart piece about that? Not to sideswipe you, but it's so fucking funny.
Brett Burke
He did a story about that a little while ago.
Matt Farah
It was called, like, crying or something.
Brett Burke
No, it was quite sad.
Matt Farah
It was quite sad.
Brett Burke
His experience, I like to say. I brought my partner with me down there and he and I, we were like. We came back and people were like, what was it like? And we were like, it was terrible. But we Had a great time.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're just there to observe the garbage.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Then, I mean, there's joy in that and there's.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it's kind of narrow.
Matt Farah
Someone there to laugh with you.
Brett Burke
Exactly.
Matt Farah
That's why Gary was so sad.
Brett Burke
Right? Exactly. I know. I had Tyler with me, and we were just like, you know, we started drinking as soon as we got up, and we didn't talk to anyone else, and I think that was the way to do it.
Matt Farah
Oh, he tried. Yeah, he tried interacting.
Brett Burke
Oh, I'm not there to make friends. I'm not in most places to make friends, but certainly not on a cruise ship.
Matt Farah
Well, if you're stuck on one by yourself, you really have no choice but to yourself.
Brett Burke
I guess that's true. That's just like a setup for sadness.
Matt Farah
Well, our good friend Christian Hand, who is fucking amazing at what he does, does his music breakdowns. He just went on the I love the 80s cruise and the I love the 90s cruise to work, to do shows. And he said, like, the shows were amazing, and a cruise ship full of people who love music is the best possible version of a cruise ship. But he said. He's like. When I was on stage doing the gigs, like, 400 seat room, great audio, engaged audience, loved it. He's like, Then I was on a cruise, right? He's like. And they tried to throw me like a bone. Like, I only had to do a gig every other day. And he's like, can I do seven gigs a day?
Brett Burke
I need to stay busy so I'm not standing around here this all day long.
Matt Farah
And he showed me his, like, apple health thing and he walked 20,000 steps a day on a boat.
Brett Burke
Yeah. The boat I was on was like a quarter mile long or something like that. And 20 stories tall. I mean, it was. There's like 10. You could sleep 10,000 people or something like that.
Matt Farah
We saw even small cruise ships on our, like, little boat, and we were just like, oh, God, no.
Brett Burke
It's like a skyscraper turned on its side or something. They're gigantic.
Matt Farah
I understand why people. But I just can't do it.
Brett Burke
No, it's not. It's not really for me. Every time I get on a boat, actually, I feel like I'm someone's captive. And I feel like that's what people who have boats want you to feel like.
Matt Farah
Because of the implication.
Brett Burke
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
Well, that's why I became the captain. It's implied. If you're on the boat, you work for me.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. Is that how you felt, Zach, when you were on the boat with Matt?
Zach
I mean, a little bit in a good way. I was like, I don't know how to sail and you know how to sail. So I will learn from you.
Matt Farah
There are a couple things that need. That need doing on the bo, but,
Zach
you know, it's a team effort.
Matt Farah
It's usually like anchoring, mooring, things like that.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Zach
Like, you know, plus the implication and,
Matt Farah
you know, obviously the implication. He could murder.
Brett Burke
He could murder me.
Zach
Who would know? Except for the other five people on the boat.
Matt Farah
Yeah. And, you know, the drugs.
Brett Burke
Oh, yeah, right.
Matt Farah
If you keep them. If you keep them down here.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
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Zach
Okay.
Matt Farah
Badppi8 says. Oh, there's a sort of an informal competition for, like, filthy usernames.
Brett Burke
Oh, I see. Be prepared.
Matt Farah
What AMG do you buy for under 40,000 that makes the right sounds and power first and foremost, but with good styling and decent handling. 07C63, I would say something with that
Brett Burke
naturally aspirated V8 in it, right?
Matt Farah
Yeah. What's a 63 that most people wouldn't think of that would have good, like.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
C63 is the obvious one, right?
Brett Burke
Yeah. I mean, they put that motor in pretty much everything. Yeah, they put it in the wagon, right?
Matt Farah
Yeah. I mean, duty, decent handling. Like, if you want, you probably get an ML63 for fucking, you know, for nothing. I know. Like, if you, if you're willing to go SUV on this bitch, you can. You can get with a 63 in it. That'll sound the business.
Zach
For the upshift. Speed is pretty quick in these things. Downshift, not so much.
Matt Farah
But for 40, could you get a CLS? I bet you get like a 2013 CLS 63. Those will have turbos 2P1. Yeah. CLS 63, twin turbos. Rentech tuned that thing to 900 horsepower, right? Yeah, something like that.
Zach
I mean you can get an 07 CLS 63 for 13 grand.
Matt Farah
Oh yes. All right.
Brett Burke
180,000 miles on it. 40K.
Matt Farah
You can probably get an S SL 63. Shocking. Like you could probably get like a like an 18 or 17 SL63. Right?
Brett Burke
That's probably true.
Matt Farah
Do these CLS's are cheap? Cheap, cheap.
Zach
Oh my God. That was a few years ago.
Matt Farah
But like dude here a 2017 for 45 grand.
Zach
That is a lot.
Matt Farah
Hell yeah. 577 horsepower, twin turbo, all wheel drive. Let's go.
Brett Burke
Don't. That's a.
Matt Farah
That sounds like a value proposition.
Brett Burke
Seems like it. Yeah. Yeah. It's sometimes surprising how inexpensive 10 year old, 15 year old cars that were crazy six figure cars can be.
Matt Farah
I kind of like it.
Brett Burke
Yeah, same it make me nervous to own though.
Matt Farah
Do you know how many me and my wife like you know like punch buggy? You know the game punch buggy?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
My wife and I have a game that we play pretty much just within the confines of our neighborhood that's blown out bags and it's when we see an old Mercedes where the chassis isn't dragging on one side and it's there for, you know, there's like grass growing around it. It's very clearly we'll get around to fixing that soon. Decade, you know and then it just returns to earth. Front wheel drive. NSX says as someone who drives a lot for work, is there a fix to bad drivers beyond experience expansion and promotion of public transit? Of course there are education.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
These things work.
Brett Burke
Enhanced driver education is probably not a bad idea. We're pretty. Yeah.
Matt Farah
Retesting maybe at a certain age. I mean if we're gonna be driving into our later years like I'm not against that shit. Yeah.
Brett Burke
I just worked on a big story for the AARP which is one of my regular outlets about trying to figure out, you know what, what to do if you're thinking about getting rid of your car. Like how to be proactive and forward thinking about that and yeah there's a lot of stuff that they strange it was interesting. Like I talked to the head of the New York State office on the aging and their stated strategy is really like we want to keep old people in their cars as long as possible. Like they don't drive that much. They don't drive at night. They're safe. They're the safest category of drivers. Of course if they do have accidents, they die at much higher rates because they're more fragile, but essentially, like, is that.
Matt Farah
Are those other bits true? I mean, yeah. Okay. All right.
Brett Burke
Yeah. Statistically, yeah, sure.
Matt Farah
I don't disagree that if they're physically capable and can see, like, I'm not against it, but, like, retesting is not the worst idea.
Brett Burke
Agreed.
Matt Farah
And yeah, it's the ones that can't.
Brett Burke
Yeah. Like, I drove with my grandmother toward the end of her life. She was still driving up until she was like 98 or 99. And she was like, I don't understand why these people are always honking at me in this roundabout. She was like, drives through and it's like she just cuts off. Yeah, just.
Matt Farah
My grandma did get a new car at like, I think 99. Oh, wow. And like, it was like, maybe lease grandma.
Brett Burke
Right.
Matt Farah
It was not an expensive car, but she had her other. Her car before that was. She had purchased it new. A Cadillac Catera.
Brett Burke
The Caddy that zigs.
Matt Farah
It did. It zigged. And I was sort of hoping this was maybe 2015. I was hoping to find that she would give it to me and we could turn it into a race like a. Like a lemons car or a champ car or something like that. And I think she ended up just trading it on, like, whatever shitty Corolla she ended up getting, and who even knows what happened to that car. But I was sort of like, grandma, there's a thing called lemons.
Brett Burke
Right? Let me teach you about this.
Matt Farah
But yeah, she was driving up until, I guess almost 100, but like, you know, a mile. It was much more about I don't want to be trapped here than actually a real needle.
Brett Burke
And the studies are showing that the social isolation that comes with not having that independence, or the loss of independence that comes with not having a vehicle is detrimental.
Matt Farah
Yeah, for sure. Tim A. Says, is there room in the Aston Martin lineup for an entry level mid engine supercar? Would it outsell the current vantage at the 250 to 350 price bracket funds?
Brett Burke
I mean, having talked a lot about. And with executives at Aston Martin, I mean, they kind of tried that with the. With the Vantage, you know, maybe 10 years ago. Right. Like you could get. There was kind of a stripper Vantage GT. Do you remember this? That was like 99K or something like that.
Matt Farah
Sure.
Brett Burke
And I mean, I think that company has enough trouble staying in business, you know, with large profit margins on more expensive vehicles, which has been their intent to like drive. Drive up the transaction price. So, I mean, from a. Like, would that be great if there was A, you know, entry level quote unquote. Aston Martin. Sure, that might be fun, but like, is it a viable thing for them as a business? I think especially probably not.
Zach
I mean, they have the TUB technology now, so it means like. Well, it's possible, but that price point would compete with like fully optioned Vantage or like the Vanquish. Right. Is around 300.
Matt Farah
Well, what I've heard is the Vantage is going away or sometime around 2030 and not being replaced.
Brett Burke
They're just going further upscale.
Matt Farah
Well, I think the thinking was the DB12 is very similar to the Vantage and they could overlap and they want to move that transaction. So by getting rid of the $200,000 car and introducing a $1.2 million car, the Valhalla, that will do it. They also got rid of the base DBX. Now the 707 is the base and they've got the S above that, which you should drive a few hazards.
Brett Burke
I have, yeah. I like the DBX a lot.
Matt Farah
I love the D. I think it's
Brett Burke
a great, great car.
Zach
I don't think it wouldn't surprise me at all because they got the McLaren guy there, so he knows how that business works. You go P1, then 720, all the
Matt Farah
other ones, I could maybe see a 5 or $600,000 mid engine car that would be around the performance of the Vanquish, but with the engine in the middle. I could see that more than I would. Aston Martin's not making.
Brett Burke
No, they're not interested in affordable cars. Yeah, that's a bad move for them.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah. The Porsche hatchback that I, you know, the platform shared GTI that I want Porsche to build is like never gonna, never gonna happen. You know, Christian says, oh boy, here we go. Is there a big difference between automakers using cameras versus lidar? Why is it just Tesla using cameras? And they get so much praise for Autopilot? Okay, there's a few different things in here, right? It's not camera versus lidar, it's camera versus casual camera and lidar and radar. And so you got Tesla, which is camera only, and you've got pretty much everyone else, which is what they call sensor complete. Right. And why is it just Tesla using cameras? Because it's cheaper. And they get so much praise for Autopilot. I mean, because that's a media problem, frankly. Frankly. Right.
Brett Burke
And a Tesla fan person problem.
Matt Farah
And also when you have a financial reinforcement from being in a cult and repeating their messaging publicly, there's that too. And look, cameras can work pretty well on the highway in the right conditions. And cameras can work pretty well in the city with good software in the right conditions. But it's like, when they fail, there isn't a backup, and then you have a crash. And when they get confused in something like a Waymo, there are other sensor suites that go, what is that? Do we see it too? And you have a much safer product. Not perfect, but much safer. Have you ridden Waymos much?
Brett Burke
I have a few times.
Matt Farah
Do you enjoy them?
Brett Burke
I don't dislike it. I thought I would dislike it more. I feel like they do a pretty good job. They do a pretty good job of driving.
Matt Farah
They drive pretty well.
Brett Burke
Yeah, they drive well. I was in one, and it, like, it went through a couple yellow lights. I was like, okay, whammo.
Matt Farah
I think the last six months, they've turned up the aggression a little bit. I think they were a little too passive. And they've dialed. They've dialed it up just a little bit.
Brett Burke
And I think some of it comes with just, you know, more and more miles and more and more experience. I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm not like a huge fan of the whole thing necessarily from a systemic point of view, but I understand the use case. And, you know, we. We've got to. I guess they're taking this technology out for a spin, right?
Matt Farah
Well, look, at least it's a commercial product that's running a commercial insurance policy. At the very fucking least. The very least, there is a company, evil as they may be on Google, that's backing this. It's not. Here's a technology. It's gonna do this thing 99% perfect,
Brett Burke
but when it goes wrong, it's on you.
Matt Farah
It's whose fucking fault it is. Like, come on. Like, that's crazy shit.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And so. But also, waymos have very fun limitations. They. They'll drop you in weird places. They can't, you know, and it's.
Brett Burke
And they could come. Like, I. They. When I first took them, they were only, like, on the surface streets and like in this. In the valley, you know what I mean? The flat parts of the city. Now they're up in the hills and stuff like that. I see them on the highway. Yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
Freeway. They added freeways like, maybe. Maybe six months ago. Yeah, but they grow the map. They can't do the airport pickup. Airport is.
Brett Burke
Yeah, airport is a mess.
Matt Farah
They'll launch LAX around the same time they launch Riyadh. It's about that level of aggression.
Brett Burke
I just worked on a story for Playboy, which apparently still Exists.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah, Relaunched.
Brett Burke
Right, relaunched.
Matt Farah
Guy's not still there?
Brett Burke
No, he's not.
Matt Farah
Okay.
Brett Burke
No, he's not.
Matt Farah
He was doing it.
Brett Burke
Yeah, he didn't. He didn't. That part ended. But we did a story kind of pegged to Waymo's about the history of sex in cars and sort of this idea that you would think that this would be a new sort of golden age for sex in cars because there's no driver and no one to see blacked out windows and stuff. But of course it's Google, so there's tons of surveillance in the vehicles.
Matt Farah
So is that more or less titillating than having a human driver?
Brett Burke
Yeah, I think for some people. People more and for some people less. Although, you know, Waymo is like, yeah, we, we monitor the footage and like, if people don't, you know, abide our safety and cleanliness standards, not only will they be banned from the app, but we can turn those. If they do anything that's illegal, we'll turn those records over to law enforcement.
Matt Farah
So what legal, like, where do we draw the line here?
Brett Burke
Yeah, I mean, you sign the, you sign the, the agreement or whatever.
Matt Farah
Right.
Brett Burke
When you clicked yes on the.
Matt Farah
Also if the footage. Really good we shared around the office.
Brett Burke
Exactly. Right. Yeah. Pass it. About
Matt Farah
Dungeons and Datsun says. I've been listening to several AI experts on the Diary of a CEO podcast. One aspect that most seem to agree on is that middle class and upper middle class white collar jobs are going to be affected first and worst, medical accounting, et cetera. If this is the case, how much of an effect might it have on the sports car market since these would be the ones that typically purchase purchasing the one. All these questions circle back to exactly where we just were. The fucking automakers are targeting billionaires. Cause they see this customer.
Brett Burke
Yeah, where it's coming. What's coming. Right.
Matt Farah
Not necessarily because they see this specifically coming, but they're just going, we could build 5,000 cars for 200 grand each, or we could build 500 cars for 2 million each and have the same amount of money. And those 500 people would be easier to please than these 5,000 people. And we wouldn't have to do certain regulations and we wouldn't have to do this and we wouldn't have to do this and blah, blah, blah. They're just doing it. Yeah, they don't, they don't need an AI kick.
Brett Burke
They're just doing it.
Zach
But I think it would. Like I just looked up Porsche last year sold about 20,000 911s and 718s. So sports cars. So you know this. If this happened and got rid of and a lot of white collar people lost their jobs, I think you'd see a huge shrink in the new sports car market. But, but also the used market would fall a lot because anyone who was like, oh, I got money, I can buy a six figure boring ass air cooled car, like they're going to have to let that go.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah.
Zach
I think we'd see a lot of things fall in price.
Matt Farah
Yeah. If you thought your Carrera S was an investment, I had bad news for you.
Brett Burke
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
That's good, dude. Move your money to Dubai, right? That's like real financial freedom.
Brett Burke
Super safe there right now.
Matt Farah
Why don't you buy a second home in Dubai? It's like, it's a no brainer. The road is my expense. The cost of my desire. Very good. After 25 years as a preschool director, who throws a more impressive tantrum? I should have read the second half of this before I read the first half. A three year old who missed their nap or a luxury supercar owner who found a scratch on their bespoke leather interior. I'm gonna say a three year old.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I'm gonna say a three year old.
Matt Farah
I don't think most people are that big of a weenie. Now in my company, we accidentally scratch someone's interior. Yeah, like, you know how it happens,
Brett Burke
dude, Rivets on your jeans.
Matt Farah
The rivet on your jeans if you don't give that steering wheel or the bolster a little room.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
So I had to pay to fix a guy's steering wheel. I mean, I had to pay to fix it. Like he wasn't, you know, super mad. Like that shit happens.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Most people, it's a car.
Brett Burke
How do they fix that? Do they, do they smooth it out? Grind it down or something?
Matt Farah
I mean, that is the way you would do it if you don't want to literally replace the entire steering wheel. Which fortunately this customer did not ask us to do. So. Yeah, it was all right. Wait, wait. Matt, you influencing son of a bitch. With respects to Mrs. Farah, she's a lovely person. Okay. I had to go out and buy a pen. I didn't need a pen. And my writing looks like Unwiped Asshole. But I got a pilot fountain pen and I don't like the feel version very much. Is there something else I should try before diving first into another useless hobby?
Brett Burke
Wait, is this a fountain pen question or is this a failed reference to something else?
Matt Farah
I don't know.
Zach
Because Matt is really into fountain pens and he has influenced this person, I think, to be into pens. I mean, he bought the pen and doesn't actually like it that much.
Matt Farah
If you don't like fountain pens, you don't need to go down the roll of fountain pens.
Zach
By the way, you should watch the last two minutes of the Daily show from Monday where John shows footage of Trump discussing fountain pens.
Matt Farah
Oh, no. Am I going to throw fountain pens? Is he actually like a savant on fountain pens? That would be a really interesting thing to learn. How to imagine that he's a little. I mean, he's into it.
Zach
He's talking about how they write and the cost of them. And of course he's talking about the cost. He talks about the material and how he doesn't want to be holding one that feels like this or that. It's.
Brett Burke
Now, I thought he only writes in
Zach
cabinet meeting, so he should got back on first.
Matt Farah
So it was the rambling of someone who clearly is.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it's a madman.
Matt Farah
What are your bracelets made of? They're shining such a. Yeah, yeah.
Brett Burke
They're springy metal. They're my grandmother's.
Matt Farah
No way. These are awesome. These are really great. They're like. They're like slinky bracelets. This is very risky with my Syrian arm hair, though.
Brett Burke
Yeah, same.
Matt Farah
Oh, it is. Yeah. It's a little pinchy.
Brett Burke
He gets a little pinchy.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But fuck, is that cool.
Brett Burke
Thank you.
Matt Farah
Those are your grandmas? Yeah, these are my grandma's.
Brett Burke
Wow.
Matt Farah
Grandma was awesome.
Brett Burke
Grandma had some good style.
Matt Farah
Grandma was awesome. Oh, man. I gotta give a shout out to my boy Adam. His Grandpa just is 94 years old and just sold Restaurant Depot for $29 billion. He started Restaurant Depot in 1976.
Zach
So that friend Adam. Not this Adam.
Matt Farah
Yeah, it's that friend. That friend Adam. You know him? I went to high school. A guy I went to high school with, like, just. He's just a dude. Like, he's just a. He's just a dude. But like, you know, his grandpa always was the guy who started Restaurant Depot. But like, he just sold that and like, whoa.
Brett Burke
Wow. Whoa. Good for Adam's grandpa fountain pen. I don't know, dude, if you don't
Matt Farah
like, a pilot fountain pen is a very cheapy fountain pen. Like you might. If you really care, like, go get yourself a Lamy L a M Y. That's like a $30 fountain pen. And like, that's much nicer than a $5 pilot fountain pen. And if you don't like it.
Brett Burke
Then.
Matt Farah
Then bail.
Brett Burke
Cut the cord and.
Matt Farah
Cut the cord and bail. Maybe try a gel writer pen. There's a bunch of dope pens that aren't fountain pens.
Brett Burke
Do you have a million pens now?
Matt Farah
No.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
I don't, but I did. I do like fountain pens a little bit because of how little I have to press.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
They're so light. And we went to this. I'll show you afterwards. We went. I went. My wife like finds this shit. We went to the California pen show.
Brett Burke
Oh, wow.
Matt Farah
Which is a thing you should see.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I love anything like that. Where people are like obsessive and not like they're not like trying to kill
Matt Farah
me or something like that.
Brett Burke
That's not what they're obsessed about.
Matt Farah
There's a very deep, deep level of nerdery about this kind of stuff, which I love. And I was like, if I see something, maybe I'll get it. So I got one. What most people would call an expensive pen, but it didn't scratch the surface of where you can't go at the California fucking pen or whatever fucking Trump is writing. He's probably writing. He's probably got a Mont Blanc. It's probably not even.
Brett Burke
Not even that great of a penny.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Matt's. Wait. Holy shit belly. I. Matt's something something. Toe rig. I'm sorry, I can't. Whatever that's supposed to.
Zach
It's probably gonna be a military vehicle again.
Matt Farah
Okay, fine. Question for all three of you. Best bang. What is a great bang for the buck car related experience you recommend listeners to try to do? Slash. Have. Slash. Slash achieve. That's a good one. Affordable car related experiences.
Brett Burke
I often suggest the Lane Motor Museum in Nashville.
Matt Farah
Dude, Jeff Lane rules.
Brett Burke
He's the best guy, right?
Matt Farah
He is the best.
Brett Burke
He's the nicest guy. Yes. I've driven like dozens of cars from there.
Matt Farah
I drove the. The propeller car.
Brett Burke
I drove the propeller car. Yeah. I can't remember what that's called.
Matt Farah
It's just an airplane without wings.
Brett Burke
Yeah, yeah.
Matt Farah
It's just a thing for taxiing.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Sketch.
Brett Burke
Yeah. Very sketch. Sketchy, but yeah. So many weird micro cars. So many weird, like French cars. So many weird Italian cars. Like such weird stuff. Nissan has its archive, you know, heritage collection in the basement. Like all the cars run. Like. He has the strangest, you know, strangest taste. Finds the weirdest stuff. Yeah. So I feel like, you know, Nashville is not that far from most places. Easy to get to.
Matt Farah
Good drive, good road.
Brett Burke
Good roads around there. Exactly.
Matt Farah
I mean, driving the Smoky Mountains Tale of the Dragon. There's like, there's a dozen road trips, but, like, I don't think that's what you want. Like, we talk about this every single year, but you can have a full week of excitement at Car Week without spending a dime outside of whatever your hotel accommodations cost. There's so much free shit to do and to see during car. Free or very cheap.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
You know, you can get into RM auctions with a $25 spectator ticket. Like, that's what I mean. But.
Brett Burke
Yeah. And just standing on the road, you know what I mean?
Zach
Like, you'll see downtown, you'll be.
Brett Burke
Yeah, you'll be. You'll be sick of seeing.
Matt Farah
The world will come to you.
Zach
We happened upon Pagani street last year
Brett Burke
and was like, what the fuck?
Matt Farah
I think this year we're going to do the Woodward Dream Cruise.
Zach
Oh, wow.
Matt Farah
We haven't done in a while.
Brett Burke
I have never gotten. You know, I'm from Detroit originally.
Matt Farah
We went like 15 years ago. God, was it fun? Yeah, it was great.
Brett Burke
Seems like it would be fun. And I think maybe there's several separate weeks this year or something, right? I think they pushed pebble back or forth one week. I can't remember.
Matt Farah
I'll have to double check that schedule.
Brett Burke
I should look into that.
Matt Farah
But I've been talking to Ford about. I have one idea that is something I've been really wanting to do that they said they might be able to make happen. It's a very personal thing. I don't even wanna say it yet. Okay, I'll tell you. But I also said, like, hey, man, nobody from LA gives a fuck about Car Week. If I came home out there, got a big house, I was like, what do you got, right? I was like, well, you know, go ask Jim what can I drive, right? You know, like, what can I go cruising? And he was like, all right, we'll get back to you. We got something. Yeah.
Brett Burke
I mean, they have a heritage collection.
Matt Farah
Oh, yeah, they got some dope shit. But, like, there's dudes, like, you never go at Car Week. You never hear the word contraption right. You know, like.
Brett Burke
Or hooptie.
Matt Farah
Yeah, but like, in one word, it's. It's like, hey, there's a boat driving down the road. Woodward Dream Cruise is like. It's like the purge for non street legal vehicles.
Brett Burke
You know what I mean?
Matt Farah
It's like, for this weekend, you can
Brett Burke
drive whatever you want.
Matt Farah
Is street legal. Nobody gives a fuck.
Brett Burke
Well, and one of the things about growing up in Michigan in general is the state regulations are so beholden to the auto companies. It's like there's no inspections. You don't need a front license plate. You know, there's no inspection at all. And so you will see like the shittiest cars you have ever seen in the world going down the road.
Matt Farah
Things that people build where you're like, I don't know where that started or what this dude was thinking, but like,
Brett Burke
it's probably a Pontiac Grand Prix chassis under there.
Matt Farah
So I got a secret for you, kid. It's always a Grand Prix under there. That's your tower truck is.
Brett Burke
It's like.
Zach
It's like the largest, heaviest dump truck in the world. Exactly.
Brett Burke
Yeah. Those tires are like three stories.
Zach
You need something crazy.
Matt Farah
Where do our batteries come from?
Brett Burke
These children working in this pit.
Matt Farah
Oh, federal investigator. Love it. Did you see this story? The EPA approved 15% ethanol content in gasoline. They want to let people water down the gas.
Zach
Well, an important thing to add is that the EPA doesn't usually do. They usually ban this in the summer because of the evaporation due to the higher temperatures and they're making an exception. So that's like the thing in theory
Matt Farah
to ease the price of gas. And from what I read, maybe you
Brett Burke
don't start senseless wars just saying there
Matt Farah
are other things that could do this. But apparently they're going to label it 88 octane. So if you don't want the 50, you shouldn't get the 88 octane if you don't want 50.
Zach
Well, because it could depending on your car. Like it could cause problems with your seat wheels or with detonation. It depends. It, you know, could have a lot of effects on your vehicle.
Brett Burke
But. Yeah.
Matt Farah
So don't try to avoid it. If I would say if you can.
Zach
Yeah, I will.
Matt Farah
If I can find ethanol free for the older cars, I prefer it.
Zach
But also like always, your empty down a lot with higher ethanol. So the price may be lower, but you might actually burn more. Depends on the car you have.
Matt Farah
Of course. Yeah. LL Cartier, can you scroll down please? Zach, Does Alpena do anything to improve the reliability or the base vehicles or do they just compound the complexities? I've thought about getting a depreciated sedan as a sometimes daily. But scared of BMWs?
Brett Burke
I mean, that's an interesting question. Really. Sure.
Matt Farah
Alpena, have you ever been there?
Brett Burke
No, I haven't been there, but I've written about them and I have interviewed executives and stuff like that.
Matt Farah
Do you mean anti Andy Bovenseepen? He's the man, he's now moved on. He's got his own little thing. Because they were acquired by BMW. I went there though, and Andy toured me around. God, was he the coolest. It was the coolest place. They did a lot more than I thought they did. You know, I thought the engines were just tuned, but they were doing. They were doing pistons, they were doing. They were casting their own air to water intercourse coolers and stuff. They did a lot.
Brett Burke
Yeah, they do a lot. I guess it's more about high speed comfort and driving than it is about all out performance.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Andy said the cars are designed for people who do 40,000km a year, which is. I get that totally. But they're starting with brand new cars. So what are they going to do? To improve the reliability of the brace vehicles, they put in supporting modifications to handle the horsepower and those types of increases. But like, what else are they gonna do?
Zach
I mean, I'd say unless it's in a press release where they go, hey, we identified that this water impeller fan sucks from the factory and we make a different one. That was a big problem with BMWs in the 90s. Just as an example. But I would say unless it's in their press release, they probably just take the engine and they turn the boost and they fiddle with this a little bit and then they dress it up.
Matt Farah
Yeah. I mean, our buddy Vinnie bought a 2011 Alpena B7 with like, I don't know, 100,000 miles on it.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
How did that go for like 11,000 bucks? And it burned oil.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
But aside from burn. And to fix the oil burning problem, he got an estimate that was like $12,000. I mean, it was an engine out. It was a full engine out. And they were like, keep it, put oil in it. They were like. Or check the oil once a week, you know. And it really only burned oil. Like if it was sitting for a long time, it wasn't all the time. And so for like a year he just fucking drove it.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And other than that it was like fine. And so what are you willing to put up with?
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly.
Zach
You could get lucky, you could get unlucky. Vinnie got lucky.
Matt Farah
He got pretty lucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Brett Burke
I think they're really nice vehicle. I like what they do to their vehicles. Refined and like.
Matt Farah
They drive. Yeah, yeah, dude. Andy picked me up at the airport in Munich. And I think it was Munich, that's the nearest airport to there. I think Munich or Stuttgart, but I think it was Munich. And he personally picked me up at the airport and hit 200 miles an hour on the way back to Alpena. And then he. And then, you know, we go. And then he goes, this will be your car for the week. We had just done two. I was like, that'll be fine.
Brett Burke
Yeah, that works for me.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Kelly Robinson 57o says, what are some cars in y' all experience that are. One fatal flaw from Excellent. For example, the Audi RS5 cut the rev short before the fun started. Oh, I wouldn't have said that 1. The RC F with intrusive nannies. That was the least of the RC F's problems.
Zach
LFA with a single clutch.
Matt Farah
The LFA's gearbox. Although I'd still take it.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Zach
But I'd still be bombed every time.
Matt Farah
One fatal flaw. I mean, almost all of these hypercars, the. That use that single clutch, X track gearbox.
Zach
Gearbox that's 296 has all the capacitive, hapticy things. But Ferrari said that they will now retrofit.
Brett Burke
Yeah. So I was just going to say the Ferrari steering wheel. But yeah, they've. They've got. They've worked that out. It's not in the new.
Zach
It's cool. They can update it with buttons.
Brett Burke
Exactly. They're like, we're starting with, like the most recent cars and we're going backwards from there or something like that.
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Brett Burke
I mean, I'm glad that they. That they admitted that that was. That that sucked and that.
Matt Farah
That after six years of people bitching, they're like, actually.
Brett Burke
Exactly. Okay, you're right. We amortized this. Now we're gonna say we're moving on to something else.
Zach
Sure.
Matt Farah
It's hard. One fatal flaw from excellence.
Brett Burke
I mean, I think there's a lot of vehicles that have, like, this drives me crazy. And I'm sure you guys have talked about this before on the show. The vent control, the ventilation controls in the screen.
Matt Farah
Touchscreen vent control. This is not good.
Brett Burke
What is that for?
Matt Farah
This is not good at all.
Brett Burke
That's not good. And then someone was like, I brought this up to a man manufacturer. They're like, why are you adjusting your vents so much? It's like, have you been outside?
Zach
I do a lot.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. Like, sometimes the sun's shining through and you want the. You know, it's like, why am I. Exactly.
Matt Farah
Why are you having a coffee while driving your car, Brett? That's crazy.
Brett Burke
It's none of your business. Right. Like, it shouldn't be this hard.
Matt Farah
That's unbelievable. I love that. Mark Farrar, the tired smoker says, okay, I heard a high end UK car dealer claim that the only two collector cars where the coupe was worth more than the identical convertible is the SL300, which would be gullwing the 50s one and the SLS gullwing. I do not agree with that assessment at all. I think Most late model 911s, the coupe is going to be worth more than the couple convertible Corvettes. Corvettes, absolutely. On the secondhand market. Yeah. I think in most cases the, the, I mean there could be, I mean, I mean if, maybe if you're talking about like, I don't know, muscle cars and they only made some small number of convertibles with the huge engine pack or something and so rarity comes into play.
Zach
I think that's the thing like you have to go with rarity has to be a component. If it's just, you know, equal production numbers. I'm sure the coupes are worth more money just based on the cars we've listed.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Oftentimes certainly there's ones where spiders are worth more money as well. Almost anything with a carbon tub, for instance, the spider will always be worth more money. But like most 911s, coupes hold their value better than that.
Brett Burke
Makes sense.
Matt Farah
Convertibles.
Brett Burke
Yeah. All right.
Matt Farah
Interesting claim. I wouldn't listen to that UK dealer. She only wanted me for my toy turn in. I've been listening to you guys Talk cars for 10 years now. Thank you. The Valhalla review got me thinking. How long does a car keep your excitement after the first go? What generally happens? Oh, so like I will say that there's a. It's not necessarily like how long, but it's like, did you drive it in context of a group test or by itself?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Press launches are designed to make the car look really good. They've chosen a good road, a complimentary race track.
Zach
Other cars aren't there.
Brett Burke
Right. There's no one else around. Exactly. You're driving.
Matt Farah
Have you ever really changed your mind from an individual drive to a group test you've participated in?
Brett Burke
That's a really good question. I'm trying to think of a good example I definitely have where I drove a car at launch or something like that. And I was like, I'm not sure about this thing. And then I had it on my own for a little, little while and I'm trying to remember like a specific example right now where I was just like, I'm just not feeling this car. I'll have to think about it.
Matt Farah
I've had a few cars where I thought they were pretty Good by themselves. And then I did a performance car the year test and I was like, oh God. With all this other stuff.
Brett Burke
The other way around.
Matt Farah
Yeah, no go. And sometimes that was a pretty quick. I drove a car and then a week later did performance car of the year and shit. Can I rewrite my review of this thing beforehand? Fuck.
Brett Burke
I know. That's one of the benefits that they have of getting us to write these things quickly after we drive the vehicle.
Matt Farah
No, but the context of a group test is like, man, you can't replace that. That's the shit. Wheat City Night court said, if you owned and Brett, if you owned and road trip to Ferrari, Lamborghini or Aston, would you pack your things in the corresponding fitted luggage or is a car logo on your suitcase to. Gosh. Good question.
Brett Burke
Yeah, good question. I. I would totally go for the luggage.
Matt Farah
I would go for the luggage.
Brett Burke
I think it's like it's custom designed to fit in the vehicle. Usually it's pretty nice.
Matt Farah
It is, yeah. That shit sells on bring a trailer, like 15 GS.
Brett Burke
Exactly. So I'm not opposed to the. I'm not opposed to the luggage if, if there's any in the car. I usually steal it.
Matt Farah
If you wanted to really be a boss though. Yeah. You'd take the luggage to your guy, right? And you'd have something stitched over you. So it didn't.
Brett Burke
I have my own monogram on there, right? Yeah, the double B. I Dude.
Matt Farah
I had a guy. I had a guy chase me the down at a car show and it was hot as hell outside and this dude was wearing a full suit, which I thought was so weird.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
And he said, you have to see my new Singer. And you know, okay. He goes, I got, just got it yesterday.
Brett Burke
911reimagine.
Matt Farah
Yes, 911reimagine as product of the Singer Classic Restorations Division trademark. We are not affiliated with Porsche, et cetera. So. All right. And he drags me and okay, it's, you know, it's a Singer. We've seen them. It's lovely. But then he goes, I had them make this luggage. And he like folds the seats and he actually did have them make this crazy like nine piece set of stuff.
Brett Burke
Is it like woven like they did?
Matt Farah
Yeah, it was crazy. And I was like, oh my God. And I it love later asked, I saw Maz and I was like, dude, I met the guy with the fitted luggage. He's like, you know, he kind of like rolls his hat, this guy. And I was like, how much was the luggage. He's like 250 luggage for luggage to have one set made from nothing. It's not to design a set. You're gonna sell people to have one set made. Jesus Christ. Wow.
Brett Burke
That's crazy. Yeah. I don't think I would like. If it were up to me and I'm buying the luggage, I don't think I'd pay 250k for that extra luggage, but think it cost that much in the. In the.
Matt Farah
Something tells me. No, no, no, no. Certainly not. But something tells me singers customers are like they want some other fucking planet. I mean, certainly the guy wearing the suit at the Cars and Coffee.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Was like whatever planet that guy's on. I don't fucking know.
Brett Burke
Planet. Attention seeker.
Matt Farah
Yeah. I think USS Hunter thighs. It's pretty fun from a chassis perspective. Are the 86 is the best you can get for under 100k but brand new. Before buying a Cayman, I think close to it.
Brett Burke
Yeah. That's a really. I had one of those recently and I had driven one on the launch and I'd driven one since then, you know, and it was fun as hell. You know what I mean? It was so much fun. It was just like. I'd forgotten how much fun that that was. I had a manual. Like it was just a such a fun light car. Easy to move maneuver. Yeah.
Zach
It on a yacht. Around.
Brett Burke
I was driving it on a yacht. Yeah. I was just drifting on a yacht the whole time.
Matt Farah
Set a new record for lapping the SS fucker.
Brett Burke
The USS enter.
Matt Farah
I mean it's a great car, but 100k is a lot of money. Yeah. So it includes shit like the dark horse, the M2, the Nismo Z. Oh yeah. The Supras.
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
I mean the GR Corolla. I mean, so there's.
Zach
I think it. I think he said chassis. I'd still say this is the best. I'd. Cause because I drove the new one at Sonoma versus the GR Corolla and the Supra. Supra is faster, but when you get into this, it's the balance, it's the touch, it's the conversation you have all that.
Matt Farah
That makes sense. Yeah, that makes sense. So sure. Okay. Brand new. Yeah. Well, might I just throw in that you can get a Z51.
Brett Burke
I was just gonna say a Corvette
Matt Farah
for under a hundred thousand bucks. And I don't know, I think there's an argument to be made there.
Zach
There is. That would be a good comparison.
Matt Farah
We have mid engine V8s. Yeah, that would be a good argument. To be made. So if you actually have the hundo, you know, wider than the NASCAR racing line at Coda says, I got to. I got to see the American motor drone company, and they put on amazing show. What the fuck is that? Oh, do they do. Are they doing, like, barrel riding, like, back in.
Brett Burke
In the day?
Matt Farah
Really? Oh, fun. What is your favorite kind of stunt driving slash riding? There was a year before the 2018 fire, where in Malibu, the motorcycle riders that were riding the snake got tired of their sport bikes and all bought baggers and started doing stunts up the Snake on baggers, like dragging pegs. Huge sparks and like, big fucking wheelies on these huge baggers. Wow. And honestly, that was a good time. Yeah.
Zach
They started doing bagger racing at Laguna City.
Matt Farah
Well, king of the baggers is then what kind of came out of that.
Zach
Bikes are fast. Like, they put down some serious times.
Matt Farah
Has that circled back now? Do those manufacturers now sell fast baggers, like, something for the road that's based on their bagger race bike? This is now. This is the X6M is an outcoming bag for us. Oh, American Motordrome. AM AMDC. Wall of Death.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Dude, this is like some old school. Oh, I'd love to see this, you know. Great. Oh, it's got to be such a good time, dude.
Zach
No hands.
Matt Farah
Good. This is board track. This is. This is like. It's like racing was in Los Angeles in 1915. Right. Like where the Grove is was like a board track. It was in Beverly Hills Speedway.
Zach
Oh, cool. They travel with it, set it up. That's not.
Brett Burke
There was something I read about. This might have been a car and driver article 10 years ago. I think my friend Jared Gaul wrote it, and it was about this crazy, you know, mayhem race event that they would do, I think somewhere in Michigan or in the Midwest, where they would, like, chain two school buses together.
Matt Farah
Oh, yeah. Chain school buses. Yeah.
Brett Burke
Yeah. And then, like, Blake put like a. A blank, like, stainless, like, metal plate behind the back wheels of one of them or something. So it was like throwing it out.
Zach
Like a skid plate, right?
Brett Burke
Yeah, skid plate.
Matt Farah
The front one does not have brakes.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
The back one has brakes.
Brett Burke
Okay. It's like throwing nunchucks into a crowd or something like that.
Matt Farah
So it's chain four plus figure eight. Yeah.
Zach
It's bananas.
Brett Burke
That sounded like it would be fun to watch. Oh.
Matt Farah
Oh, incredible. It's beyond. It's one of the best spectator sports ever.
Zach
I used to do skid plate racing at Irwindale. Yeah, Irwindale Granny shift.
Matt Farah
And not Double clutching like you should wait, did you buy a GT3?
Brett Burke
Oh, maybe they're thinking of someone else.
Matt Farah
Maybe he's thinking of someone else.
Brett Burke
Yeah. No, I don't have a GT3.
Matt Farah
Yeah. Oh wait. Mark Farrar, the tired smoker says toss in a watch question here. Rec watches, DNA series. Cool or not cool. Can you pull that up? I've not. I don't know this. I know the company. Don't they make companies out of. Excuse me, don't they make watches out of crashed cars? I'm pretty sure they make watches out of crashed cars.
Brett Burke
Huh.
Matt Farah
Yeah. So this is their thing. They take the metal from crashed cars and then they make a watch out of it. Which like. Okay, like that's a vibe. Yeah. And they're not. The watches themselves aren't super shouty about like what they're made of, which is cool.
Brett Burke
Is it just like melted down metal?
Matt Farah
I think it is. Or it might be click on like I don't know, the Bullator, one of the other ones that we can.
Brett Burke
Little tiny pieces. What's the part that's from the car?
Matt Farah
Let's see, where is it?
Brett Burke
Can you.
Matt Farah
Can you scroll? Can we see what part it's made is made from it?
Zach
It's a pre order item.
Matt Farah
It's got to be the document, right? Sub. A sub dial crafted from the repurposed brake disc. Okay, so go back up, go back up. Let's see what the sub dial is. Scroll down. Okay, so the top sub dial on this watch is made from a brake disc from this Porsche.
Zach
Huh. You can kind of see it.
Matt Farah
I mean, look, dude.
Zach
But the rest of the watch is made of watch, right?
Matt Farah
Correct.
Brett Burke
Correct.
Matt Farah
So I mean, I haven't heard any horror stories. If the idea of having a small piece of whatever that car is makes you horny, then like go for it. I like that. It's not super shouty. The rest of the watch, it's just a watch. The rest of it. Which I think if you're doing a car watch collab, you really gotta tone the car. The car part down way as far down.
Brett Burke
Shouldn't have wheels. Right.
Matt Farah
The back of this watch did have a BBS looking kind of wheel. Yeah. But the fronts are, you know, they're not. Not. It's not immediately obvious. So. Okay, cool. They're not really for me, I don't need my car watch collabs to be that tight. But like if you're into it, like. Okay, cool. Right. Doesn't look too bad. It's got a Swiss movement manual winding Flyback chronograph.
Zach
Like, okay, yeah, but like, this one is they made this watch from the coolant resourced coolant pipes of a GT40 chassis. P1001. So someone was throwing away the coolant pipes. Someone told someone, this is definitely the coolant pipe. And then they made a watch, which. Not a bad looking watch, but, you know, like, I can't see the coolant pipe in this.
Matt Farah
I can't. I can't either. But, like, dude, maybe that's for the best, you know?
Brett Burke
Fair enough.
Matt Farah
It's. Honestly, it's a Swiss flyback chronograph with an integrated bracelet for 2,500 bucks. That's not ugly.
Zach
Yeah.
Matt Farah
So points to them. Yeah. Right.
Zach
If you're into the story, could be worse.
Matt Farah
Yeah, yeah. It's what we call a lecturer's watch, right?
Brett Burke
Exactly.
Matt Farah
Can I tell you about my watch?
Brett Burke
Yeah, please don't.
Matt Farah
You'll have to come over and drive the Manx. Yeah, try. It's. It's. It's. I mean, there is no better Hamptons vehicle, so you'll have to do other six weeks on the other side with one of these. Anything you want. Want to plug?
Brett Burke
Let's see. Working on a bunch of stuff recently. It's been a lot of fun. I just drove the new Jag.
Matt Farah
Oh, the actual new Jag? Yeah.
Brett Burke
I mean, still. Still a. Still a, you know, a prototype or whatever, but. So that was kind of exciting.
Matt Farah
Just drive like an ev.
Brett Burke
No, it actually had, like, a nice feel to it. You know what I mean? Like, it had a different. I don't know what they've done. I don't really understand it, but, like, it had. Has that. I mean, it almost feels like they said this and they had some of these heritage vehicles for us to test out to check out, like, V12 jags of, like, the 70s and 80s. And it has a little bit of that feel to it where it's like, there's always, like, more power. So it's not like you flat out and you're like, you know, you break your neck, but, like, it feels like you can keep going, you know?
Matt Farah
Oh, it looks. It looks zebra.
Brett Burke
Yeah, it was still zebra.
Matt Farah
Is that you or Paul Newman?
Brett Burke
That's me.
Matt Farah
Is that you? That from that angle, you've got a very Paul Newman vibe happening there.
Brett Burke
Yeah, I guess that's a good.
Matt Farah
Oh, there we go. Yes, it is. And did it have anything resembling a production interior?
Brett Burke
No, it was all covered up in, like, magician's black. You know, felt some elements of it. You could Sort of. See, no hard switches. Okay, no hard switches.
Matt Farah
They'll have to change that.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. So I'm like, let's hope that the future that Jaguar imagines somehow comes to fruition.
Matt Farah
Wouldn't it be a bummer if only billionaires got to have real switches on stuff?
Brett Burke
Yeah.
Matt Farah
The only way to get a real switch in something was to have a Pagani. Yeah.
Brett Burke
Well, I did a story about this recently. It was like analog is the new luxury, essentially. Right. That's talking about. Exactly that. That's where automakers are seeing the demand
Matt Farah
sort of the most. First, nobody wants a EV hypercar for obvious reasons. Why would you, when you can get a Tesla or a Lucid that's like, also fast and. Yeah, it's the. Oh, look at that photo. And the. Yeah. Anal analog and. And tactile and.
Brett Burke
Exactly. Engagement.
Matt Farah
It's record players and Leicas and, you know, pour over coffee and watches and it's the same as all that. If you're rich, you can feel things.
Brett Burke
Yeah, exactly. The rest of us are stuck.
Matt Farah
The rest of us are the virtual
Brett Burke
version of feeling things. Right. Thanks, Brett. Yeah, yeah, sure.
Matt Farah
Good to see you.
Brett Burke
Good to see you, too.
Matt Farah
Where can people find your writing digitally? Just newsletter.
Brett Burke
Yeah, just brettburke.com.
Matt Farah
that's it. Brettburke.com.
Brett Burke
yeah, go to my site and it has everything there hit on.
Matt Farah
It should just be the man. The man who abandoned social media successfully.
Brett Burke
Exactly. It looks like there's a few things that are missing from here I gotta update. I've gotta update. That's a few. That's from a couple.
Zach
That's how I found the other site. But I don't know. Do you not wanna plug that one? The Muckrack one?
Brett Burke
Oh, yeah. Muckrack is just like. Yeah, that's true also. Yeah, that works. Also.
Matt Farah
Brett Burke on Muckrack.
Zach
Everything recent.
Brett Burke
There's everything there, right?
Matt Farah
Yeah.
Brett Burke
Story about colors. That was a fun one.
Matt Farah
People do want good colors and you should get them.
Brett Burke
Yeah, agreed. There was a fun story we did for. With vanity fair with LeBron James about his new Maybach. That was a couple weeks ago. Yeah. I don't know. It's all over there. Right.
Matt Farah
Did you interview LeBron for his Maybach? Yeah. And is there something particularly special about this Maybach?
Brett Burke
I mean, you know, it's a highly customized Maybach. He's. They made a second that he's auctioning off for his charity. Cool. Which is pretty nice.
Matt Farah
Is this his garage? These photos are in this.
Brett Burke
That is a really Good question. I was not in person with him for this story. But, yeah, one hilarious story that he told is that his first supercar, he bought a Gallardo. And he must have been pretty young, right? Because he started playing when he was just a kid professionally. And he said he bought the. And then he realized he didn't know how to drive a manual.
Matt Farah
Oh, he bought a stick Gallardo.
Brett Burke
Well, good for him, which is great. But then he bought another car, like a cheaper car with a manual to
Matt Farah
learn how to drive manuals, and bought a beater.
Brett Burke
Yeah, he bought a beater to learn how to drive manual before he drove his Gallardo.
Matt Farah
I don't want to blow up his spot in a way, but a vendor that we use here at the shop also works for him.
Brett Burke
Okay.
Matt Farah
And a couple of cars have just shown up at this vendor shop, and they're like, cool. It's a cool car, but a fairly shit example. And he'll go, oh, well, that's for LeBron. And I'll go, what the fuck? And I'll go, why is he buying a shit example? He could buy the best example. And he's like, you don't really get it. He's so rich, he doesn't even take the time to look for other examples. He just sees some shit. He's like, clicks, clicks by, and then it just shows up here. And I'm told to do, you know, whatever. And he doesn't care what it costs to fix it.
Brett Burke
Get it. Right. He found the one, right? Here's the one I bought, right? Yeah, fix it up.
Matt Farah
And so I've been like, wow, like, he clearly has good taste. But, like, somebody should be like, hold up.
Brett Burke
Yeah, just wait a sec.
Matt Farah
Give me, like, three seconds. One of these that isn't a complete shit pile, and we do something here, you know? Very funny. But clearly he has. He has good. Good taste in at least the right direction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very cool.
Brett Burke
We appreciate that.
Matt Farah
Yeah, Very cool.
Brett Burke
Thanks for having me out.
Matt Farah
Thanks for coming. Happy west coasting.
Brett Burke
Thank you.
Matt Farah
We'll tell you, we'll top it off with a Manx drive before you go home.
Brett Burke
Okay, I'll try to make. I'll try to make that happen.
Matt Farah
If not, you'll plan for the next six weeks. Exactly six weeks block. Thank you. Brett Burke. Get him@brettburke.com we'll see the rest of you guys next week.
Brett Burke
Bye.
The Smoking Tire Podcast – Brett Berk Episode Date: April 2, 2026
In this engaging episode of The Smoking Tire Podcast, hosts Matt Farah and Zack Klapman are joined in-studio by seasoned automotive journalist Brett Berk. Writing for outlets like Vanity Fair, Esquire, and Showboats International, Brett brings a distinct, luxury-tinted perspective to car culture and the wider automotive world. The conversation covers his epic six-week car press tour, the shifting landscape of the high-end car industry, the peculiarities of automotive luxury, the impact of income inequality, and more. Expect sharp insight, sharp wit, and plenty of memorable anecdotes.
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Recent Works: Vanity Fair interview with LeBron James about his custom Maybach, coverage of the new Jaguar EV, and more.
Tone: Witty, sharp-eyed, and conversational, with frank admissions about automotive excess, market realities, and a love for mechanical and cultural quirkiness.
This summary captures the major points and takeaways, including listener Q&A, auto industry trends, and the delightful chaos of Brett’s press car marathon. Perfect for anyone who missed the episode but wants the full flavor and key takeaways from an hour-plus of car-centric camaraderie.