The Stephen A. Smith Show: Stephen A's Christmas Show and Get@Me Santa Claus

Release Date: December 25, 2024

In this festive special edition of The Stephen A. Smith Show, host Stephen A. Smith brings holiday cheer and insightful conversations by welcoming a very special guest—Santa Claus, portrayed by Nate Thompson. The episode seamlessly blends humor, heartwarming discussions, and interactive segments, making it a must-listen during the Christmas season.

Welcome and Introduction

At [10:51], Stephen A. Smith sets the stage for the holiday edition, expressing gratitude for the show's growing audience and acknowledging the mixed emotions people may feel during the Christmas season. He emphasizes the enduring spirit of hope and joy that the holiday brings, especially through the beloved figure of Santa Claus.

Conversation with Santa Claus

Longevity and Teamwork

Stephen opens the conversation with Santa, appreciating his centuries-long tradition of delivering gifts worldwide. At [11:43], Santa attributes his sustained success to his dedicated team:

Santa Claus [11:43]: "It's putting together the right team. I've worked with my elves for years and they're the best. Mrs. Claus ensures everything gets done on time."

Embracing Technology: North Pole 2

Discussing advancements, Santa reveals a collaboration with NASA to launch "North Pole 2," a satellite that enhances his gift delivery system. At [12:25], he explains:

Santa Claus [12:25]: "North Pole 2 connects with the sleigh, providing real-time weather reports and GPS tracking to optimize our trajectory, ensuring we reach every child efficiently."

Navigating the Naughty and Nice List

A pivotal topic arises at [13:07] when Stephen probes the mechanics of the Naughty and Nice list:

Stephen A. Smith [13:07]: "Are you saying that you would actually skip homes for people who have been naughty?"

Santa Claus [13:23]: "If they're still awake, I can't deliver the gifts, so I have to skip those houses."

Santa emphasizes his focus on goodwill, choosing to highlight the "nice" in people despite the universal presence of naughtiness:

Santa Claus [13:41]: "I like to choose to look at the nice in people. Coaches, teachers, and parents all work together to keep us on the nice list."

The Great Cookie Debate

A lighthearted exchange about Santa's favorite treats takes place at [14:16]:

Stephen A. Smith [14:16]: "What's the deal with the cookies, man?"

Santa Claus [14:20]: "I love cookies. I eat a lot of cookies."

Stephen playfully questions Santa's dietary choices, linking it to the naughty list:

Stephen A. Smith [14:47]: "Isn't that being naughty? Not listening to Mrs. Claus?"

Reindeer MVP and Load Management

Discussing the reindeer team, Santa introduces a new member, Randall, as the MVP at [15:58]:

Santa Claus [15:58]: "Randall has been trying to pull the sleigh for years. He's our MVP this year despite a few mishaps."

Stephen draws parallels between the reindeer's dedication and sports phenomena like load management:

Stephen A. Smith [16:31]: "Are any of them looking for time off?"

Santa assures that the reindeers are treated like rock stars and can have time off outside the busy season:

Santa Claus [16:44]: "When it gets closer to spring and summer, they can have some time off."

Family Matters: Josh on the Naughty List

At [17:00], Stephen brings up his nephew Josh, who is perpetually on the naughty list. Santa humorously responds:

Santa Claus [17:20]: "Josh just really sticks on that naughty list too much."

Stephen laments his nephew’s behavior, highlighting the personal side of the holiday challenges.

Santa's Timeless Suit and Incognito Mode

The conversation shifts to Santa's iconic suit at [17:48]:

Stephen A. Smith [17:48]: "Have you ever thought about switching up your suit? Maybe some Jordans?"

Santa defends his classic look, explaining its role in maintaining his recognizable image:

Santa Claus [18:03]: "When you look as good as I do, why would you change? It's my image, and it's essential for recognition."

He humorously mentions using casual attire to go incognito:

Santa Claus [18:29]: "I can wear a tropical shirt and go unnoticed, but without the suit, people don't know it's me."

Interactive Segment: Listener Tweets

At [23:01], Stephen transitions to engaging with the audience through tweets, inviting Santa to respond to listeners' questions:

1. Most Underrated Word in the Dictionary

   • Tweet: "What is the most underrated word in the dictionary?"

   • Santa's Response [23:32]:

     "I'd say being nice."

   • Stephen's Reaction:

     "Kindness is the Christmas spirit. People need to be nice, not just kind."

2. AI Robots as Household Items

   • Tweet: "If AI robots became a household item, what would you have them do?"

   • Santa's Response [24:06]:

     "I would have them bake more cookies."

   • Stephen's Addition:

     "I'd have them take out the garbage after I eat."

3. Christmas Ham vs. Turkey

   • Tweet: "Christmas ham or turkey?"

   • Santa's Response [24:35]:

     "Why not both? What's wrong with some ham and some turkey?"

   • Stephen's Preference:

     "I'm going with turkey for protein and lower cholesterol."

4. Favorite Christmas Movies

   • Tweet: "If you had to pick your top five Christmas movies, what would they be?"

   • Santa's Admission [25:07]:

     "I'm not really into Christmas movies, but I like the ones Tim Allen did."

   • Stephen's Choice:

     "I'd like 'Bad Santa.'"

5. New Year's Resolutions

   • Tweet: "What's your number one New Year's resolution?"

   • Santa's Resolution [26:06]:

     "Eat less cookies."

   • Stephen's Resolution:

     "Cutting down on candy and getting in better shape."

Closing Remarks and Sign-Off

As the episode concludes, Stephen and Santa share a lighthearted moment discussing the perennial struggle to reduce cookie consumption. Stephen humorously mentions his nephew Josh's unchanging place on the naughty list, while Santa wishes everyone a Happy New Year.

At [26:39], Stephen wraps up the special Christmas edition with warm wishes:

Stephen A. Smith [26:39]: "Peace and love, everybody."

Conclusion

This Christmas special of The Stephen A. Smith Show masterfully blends festive spirit with engaging dialogue, offering listeners both entertainment and thoughtful reflections on the holiday season. Through the playful yet meaningful interaction with Santa Claus, Stephen A. delivers a memorable episode filled with laughter, insights, and the enduring message of kindness and joy.