The Stephen A. Smith Show: Episode Summary

Episode Title: Stephen A's Get@Me: Stephen A and Jim Gaffigan answer fan emails and comments
Release Date: December 11, 2024
Hosts: Stephen A. Smith and Jim Gaffigan
Format: Fan Interaction Segment
Duration: Approximately 6 minutes of main content

Introduction: Collaborating with Jim Gaffigan (01:04 - 01:21)

In this engaging episode of The Stephen A. Smith Show, host Stephen A. Smith teams up with renowned comedian Jim Gaffigan to tackle a series of fan-submitted tweets. Smith humorously acknowledges his occasional off-the-cuff remarks, stating, “sometimes I'm going off about y'all, but I'm trying to be funny about it” (01:04). He invites Gaffigan to assist in responding to these creative and often quirky fan interactions, setting the stage for a lively and entertaining discussion.

Fan Tweet #1: Catzillas Protect Madison Square Garden (01:21 - 04:37)

Tweet Content:
“Stephen A. Smith, how many catzillas do you think is needed to protect Madison Square Garden from Godzilla? Good Lord. Do you see what I have to deal with? Do you see what I have to deal with, some of these people, to send in these tweets?”

Stephen A. Smith's Response:
Smith highlights the absurdity of the question, questioning the sender's state of mind with, “How do we know he's not high how do you know the difference between somebody that's drunk and somebody that's high?” (02:13). He humorously suggests a plausible number, saying, “How about nine? As in nine lives?” (02:29).

Jim Gaffigan's Commentary:
Gaffigan pokes fun at the tweet by questioning its seriousness: “I think, you know, is it a riddle or is it. Is this guy's drunk?” (01:43). He further jokes about the sender’s possible motives, advising, “Try to get out of your mom's basement more often” (02:13).

Notable Quotes:

• Stephen A.: “How about nine? As in nine lives?” (02:29)
• Jim Gaffigan: “Try to get out of your mom's basement more often” (02:13)

Fan Tweet #2: Salvageable Cigarettes Book Guide (03:00 - 04:44)

Tweet Content:
“Stephen A. Smith. I'm making a book that's a guide to finding a salvageable cigarette on the side of the road that one could smoke on the ground. Score scale currently being established, what would you rate this snipe?”

Stephen A. Smith's Response:
Smith raises ethical concerns about encouraging smoking among youth, countering Gaffigan's playful suggestion.

Jim Gaffigan's Commentary:
Gaffigan humorously endorses the idea, quipping, “I'm trying to encourage all the kids to smoke cigarettes” (03:38), only to be rebuked by Smith who clarifies, “Because why are you trying to encourage kids to smoke cigarettes?” (03:42). The exchange highlights their comedic chemistry and ability to play off each other’s jokes.

Notable Quotes:

• Jim Gaffigan: “I'm trying to encourage all the kids to smoke cigarettes” (03:38)
• Stephen A.: “Because why are you trying to encourage kids to smoke cigarettes?” (03:42)

Fan Tweet #3: Pooping Pants at a Party (04:44 - 06:34)

Tweet Content:
“Stephen A. Smith. I pooped my pants waiting to go to the bathroom at a friend's party. What do I do?”

Stephen A. Smith's Response:
Smith empathizes with the embarrassment, advising, “race the hell out the house before someone notices your nasty ass doing that” (05:20).

Jim Gaffigan's Commentary:
Gaffigan adds a humorous twist by speculating on the sender’s intentions, suggesting the tweet indicates the fan’s high regard for Stephen A., stating, “he was at a party... you're more important than him” (05:20). He further lightens the mood by proposing, “That could have been a baby that tweeted that out. We don't know how old the guy is, so it might be a super smart baby” (06:08).

Notable Quotes:

• Stephen A.: “race the hell out the house before someone notices your nasty ass doing that” (05:20)
• Jim Gaffigan: “That could have been a baby that tweeted that out” (06:08)

Conclusion: Wrapping Up the Fan Interactions (06:34 - 06:45)

As the discussion on fan tweets concludes, Stephen A. extends his gratitude to Jim Gaffigan, wishing him success with his upcoming tour and projects. The segment wraps up with mutual appreciation, highlighting the camaraderie between the host and his guest.

Notable Quotes:

• Stephen A.: “Happy holidays, one and only, Jim Gaffkin, right here with Stephen A.” (06:34)
• Jim Gaffigan: “Thanks so much. Appreciate it.” (06:33)

Final Notes:

This episode stands out for its dynamic interplay between Stephen A. Smith and Jim Gaffigan, blending insightful commentary with sharp humor. By addressing fan tweets ranging from fantastical scenarios involving Catzillas to the more personal and embarrassing moments like pooping pants at a party, the duo showcases their ability to engage with audience interactions in a relatable and entertaining manner. Notable for its humorous take and the inclusion of memorable quotes, this episode offers both entertainment and a glimpse into the hosts' personalities, making it a must-listen for fans and newcomers alike.