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Discover Representative (0:00)
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Geico Representative (0:30)
Means I'm covered by people who know bikes like I do. I'm happy as a clam. No conclusive scientific research has shown clams can experience happiness. It just meant that I feel really.
Stephen A. Smith (0:39)
Good about my coverage.
Geico Representative (0:40)
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Greg Rosenthal (1:01)
Let'S go to some tweets before I get on out of here for the day. Um, first up, Stephen A. Smith. How legendary would a battle between Obama and Trump be? Oh, I think it would be legendary because I think that Trump would try his insults and Obama is quick witted enough, stylish enough, with enough charisma. He'd come right back at him and he'd eat Trump alive. I'm talking about in that category as it pertains to debates. Obama smooth. And even though it didn't come across as him being a centrist because obviously you had the progressive left pulling him and tugging towards him to be in their direction and the Republicans were giving him problems every time he took a deep breath. In the end, I think that Obama is somebody that would be willing to work across the aisle if you allowed them to do so. And the statesmanship Trump doesn't even compare in that regard. But some would argue that Trump was a better president than Obama was. Most of us would not. Uh, but it would be an epic battle for the debates, I could tell you that much. Next tweet. Show me what you got, y'all. Um, at Jennifer McGraw McGraw, right, Stephen A. Smith. What is, what is an underrated thing I can do as a girlfriend to make my boyfriend happy? Okay, there is an R rated answer to that question that you are not going to get from me. Figure it Out. As it pertains to the G rated version of my answer, I would say to you, master the art of timing. It could be anything from sex to a meal, to cuddling while watching a movie on television, to going to the movies, to going out to eat, to just talk and conversation. I would tell you mastering timing is everything. See, some ignorant ass men out there would be like, just be quiet, don't talk, your man will love you. But those are boys that say that men don't mind conversation. We mind when it arrives at the wrong time. There are times we're willing to listen and there are times that we don't want to hear anything. There are times that we don't want to hear anything because we're annoyed and stressed from the job or the outside world. There are times that we're stressed because of you and we don't want to hear anything. There are other times when that we don't want to hear anything because we got other things on our mind that we'd like to do with you. And talking ain't one of them. So all of those things play a role. But when you master the person that you're with and timing that comes with how you interact with them, that goes a long way. Put it to you this way, ladies. If you had a man, assuming you have a man in your life, because we gonna go, you know, I'm just gonna say that. And you wanted them at 10 o'clock. Is 11 o'clock good enough? Is midnight good enough? I mean, you'll settle for it, but what you want is what you want when you want it. And when he responds in a timely manner, that goes a long way. Because he's feeding you when you're hungry, not when you're okay or full. And that has more value. Look at it that way. One more tweet. Let's go to it, please. At Jimmy John's, right? Stephen A. Smith. Could you date someone who happens to be a loud and messy eater? No. I'm loud enough. Two of us don't need to be loud. That's number one. Number two, I don't like messy. Two of us don't need to be messy. I'm a little messy. Don't get me wrong. I'm not a slob. I'm not slovenly. I believe in carrying myself with some level of distinction and what have you. I believe in doing what I do in that regard. But I would tell you that I don't like a messy woman. I like a woman who's top Notch, who's a bit vain, who cares about appearances, how she looks, how she conducts herself, how she carries herself, is mindful and cognizant of her surroundings and acts accordingly. Could you imagine being out to dinner with company and your girl is eating like this? What the hell is that? Nobody want that. You don't want that from your man. She could eat like that by herself. Around you is a little bit more decorum in the face of company, in the presence of company. You want class personified. You don't want nobody looking at your woman like she a slob. You don't want messy associated with your woman. And you damn sure don't want loud. She don't know how to exercise class and decorum. She got to be all loud and boisterous and all of that stuff. You as a man, you got to be all loud and boisterous yourself when you with your woman around company. Nah, ain't nobody want that. You want somebody that's mellowed, that understands the moment and what it calls for and what it does doesn't call for. That's the difference between a girl and a lady and a boy and a man. That is my answer to your question, and it's the right one.
