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Steve Austin (0:00)
The following Program is a podcast ONE.com production from Hollywood, California by way of
Adam Carolla (0:05)
the Broken Skull Ranch. This is the Steve Austin Show.
Steve Austin (casual commentary) (0:08)
Give me a Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Steve Austin (0:11)
Now here's Steve Austin.
Steve Austin (casual commentary) (0:13)
All right everybody. Welcome to Steve Austin Show. I am coming to you from the state of Nevada where I'm out here visiting my in laws. Holy smokes. I'm sitting here cutting open to this podcast and right now the weather is sunny and clear. But there's about to be a storm blowed up through here and it's supposed to snow on us. So we will see. If my brother in law and I were going to jump on our four wheelers tomorrow and ride our four wheelers like the wind. My Kawasaki Brute Force 750 sitting in the garage. I kicked that thing over a while ago. Started up first time. Battery still in good shape. Man, that is an arm straightening son of a gun. Badass. Looking forward to getting out there tomorrow. We may have to postpone that run and we'll see what the weather does. But nonetheless, I'm having a good time out here in Nevada, man. A little bit different than being in Los Angeles, man. Los angeles been about 65, 70 degrees last few days and out here, man, with this storm blowing in, I think it's 35 outside. Tomorrow's gonna get down to about 10 or 12. I'm gonna freeze my ass off on that four wheeler if we get out there. But I'll tell you what, getting out here in this, you know, these mountains and all this air and this wind going on, it's like a breath of fresh air. No pun intended. But hell man, that's what I'm planning on doing. But here's what I got for you today. I'm about to open up another can of audio whoop ass with Lisa Moretti, aka Ivory, aka Tina Ferrari. From her WWF and her GLOW days. She's going into the 2018 Class hall of Fame. WrestleMania 34, New Orleans, Louisiana. Man, I couldn't be more proud of her. That's a badass woman that's paid a lot of dues and traveled down a lot of roads. She had a hell of a run in the business of pro wrestling and she blazed a trail for others to follow as she followed the trails blazed before her and paid a lot of dues. And I tell you what man, she was a dynamic entertainer back in her GLOW days and was the same in her WWF E days. She goes into the hall of Fame and is very much deserved. Badass run from a real cool lady. It Was great catching up with her and talking to her and shooting the breeze. And I think you're going to enjoy a part two of this conversation. You know, doing these interviews on Skype, you know, sometimes can be a little difficult. Sometimes we step on each other a little bit and it's kind of discombobulating in the ear. But it was great to talk to Lisa. I'm looking forward to seeing her soon. If I get out to New Orleans, maybe I might get down there. I'm not making any promises. All of my Google alerts say I've already predicted I'm going to New Orleans. I have not predicted anything. I never know what I'm doing tomorrow. Hopefully I'm going on a four wheeler ride. Nonetheless, back to Lisa, man. Badass chick. Real cool lady. We've always gotten along ever since I know her and I've been watching her since 1986. So to see her going to the hall of Fame is going to be absolutely awesome. Well deserved once again. Hey man, me and my wife went out to dinner a while ago. Well, we went out to lunch and we were sitting at a restaurant and they set us down. We ordered a couple appetizers and the waitress brought us some iced tea. And in about five minutes had passed by and we were still sitting there and we had a straw in our glasses of iced tea. And finally the waitress came back to give us a refill on that iced tea. She filled up my wife's cup first and then she was coming over to fill up my glass and I was trying to do her a favor by moving the straw to the other side of the glass. When I grabbed that straw, I tip that whole glass of iced tea. Well, it was about three quarters full. She was just going to top me off. I spill all that tea all over the table, right in my wife's lap, on her iPhone and in her badass purse that she always carries around. God dang, she jumped out of her damn chair. She shot daggers through me with the look she gave me. She couldn't believe I spilled my iced tea all over her, let's say her leg region and on a personal or iPhone. Man, they sent a cleanup squad over there. There's a Damn table of 10 right beside us.
