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The Third Half
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Anaru, Harry and Jordan dive into the world of club rugby and talk to the battlers of the game and even find some good bastards along the way.
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How Much is too Much?
Sep 5, 202400:59:40Tap to summarizeNo description available
Transcribe →What happens on tour DOESN'T stay on tour.
Aug 13, 202400:47:56Tap to summarizeAs the dust begins to settle from the chaos of Stags Day, join the boys as they unpack the highlights and lowlights of their epic end-of-year trip. But that's not all—this episode is packed with more than just travel tales. The team dives headfirst into some juicy fan mail, debates the latest Subway offerings, and explores the surprising addition to the Olympic Games that has everyone talking. Plus, Junior Producer Luc has a bone to pick, and trust us, you won't want to miss what he has to say. Tune in for an episode full of laughs, unexpected insights, and the kind of chat that keeps you cuming back for more. Whether you're a loyal listener or just dropping in, there's something here for everyone!
Transcribe →Our. Best. One. Yet.
Aug 5, 202400:01:08Tap to summarizeIn the ancient realm of Elandor, amidst rolling hills and verdant woods, three noble figures set forth on a grand quest. Anaru of thy Knowler house, a valiant knight known for his wisdom and skill; Sire Harry of thy Mayo, a squire with a sharp mind and noble heart; and Junior Producer Luc of thy Purser branch, a mage whose enchantments were the stuff of legend. They sought their long-lost comrade, Jordan of thy house Cadman, who had mysteriously vanished. It was a brisk morn when Anaru, Sire Harry, and Luc embarked on their perilous journey. Their hearts were heavy with concern, for Jordan, a steadfast friend, had not been seen since he was last dispatched on a crucial errand. Rumors spoke of dark forces that might have ensnared him, and thus the search became a matter of utmost urgency. Their path led them first to the Forest of Whispers, a place of haunting beauty and hidden dangers. Towering trees, their branches twisted into grotesque shapes, seemed to loom over the trio. The air was thick with an eerie silence, broken only by the occasional rustle of unseen creatures. “We must proceed with caution,” Anaru advised, his keen eyes scanning the shadowed paths. “The forest has claimed many unwary travelers.” Sire Harry, consulting an ancient map, declared, “Jordan was last seen near the Glade of Echoes. We must press on to that place and search thoroughly.” Luc, muttering incantations and weaving protective spells, ensured their safety from malevolent spirits. “Let no dark magic waylay us,” he murmured, his voice resonant with arcane power. Days turned to nights as they ventured deeper into the forest, contending with fierce creatures and treacherous terrain. At last, they arrived at the Glade of Echoes, a serene and mystical clearing bathed in moonlight. Yet, despite their careful search, no sign of Jordan was found. “There is no trace of him here,” Anaru remarked, disappointment evident in his voice. “We must seek counsel from someone wiser.” Their journey then took them over rugged mountains to the dwelling of an ancient seer known for her insight into the mysteries of the realm. The seer, robed in garments as dark as the night sky, received them with an enigmatic gaze. “Tell me of your quest,” she intoned, her voice echoing as though from the depths of time. Anaru recounted their arduous journey, the trials they had faced, and their desperate search for Jordan. The seer listened, her eyes reflecting the flickering light of the hearth. “Jordan of thy house Cadman,” she said after a moment’s contemplation, “is not lost to shadow or doom. Instead, he hath simply chosen not to attend to his duties. He remains in ease, avoiding the call of adventure.” The revelation was met with stunned silence. “So, our trials were for naught?” asked Sire Harry, his voice tinged with frustration. “Nay,” the seer replied with a gentle smile. “Though your quest did not find the result you sought, it has forged bonds of camaraderie and tested your valor. Such virtues are of greater worth than any single errant soul.” With heavy hearts but spirits undeterred, the trio returned to their realm. Though Jordan’s absence was felt keenly, they found solace in their shared experiences and the strength of their fellowship. Their tale became one of legend, a testament to their unwavering courage and the true spirit of companionship. Thus ends the adventure of Anaru of thy Knowler house, Sire Harry of thy Mayo, and Junior Producer Luc of thy Purser branch. Their quest, though marred by an unexpected outcome, became a beacon of bravery and unity for all who heard their story.
Transcribe →Finals, Footy & Footlongs
Aug 1, 202400:36:58Tap to summarizeNo description available
Transcribe →Footy Wrap, Lines & Headlights
Jul 10, 202400:48:50Tap to summarizeThis week, the boys have the honour of speaking with a generational talent in the shows FIRST EVER international cross. Harry (nearly) gets through an episode without an incident and Jordan a.k.a "Founding Father of the Squirt Squad" screams murder after an act of treachery from the Golden Arches. Heads hang in shame after their rough run in the tipping world. And they welcome famous musician Andrew Ingles (A.I) for a performance of a lifetime. Hunker down and get amongst!
Transcribe →Mediterranean Pickleball - The Spectacle
Jul 3, 202400:46:20Tap to summarizeOn this episode the lads become quickly divided over the latest Third Half multi and how ‘someone’ isn’t pulling their weight. They also dive into the world of competitive tag, pickleball and four square.
Transcribe →Canadian Calgary Kinas
Jun 26, 202400:53:06Tap to summarizeThe boys sit down with one of the top up and coming Canadian rugby players and try a top tier Canadian delicacy.
Transcribe →Omihi? More like Omazing!
Jun 18, 202400:38:26Tap to summarizeHarry's superhuman time management, Anaru's worst ever cocktail, Jordan's aquatic day out ruined?! The boys are back chewing the fat! With special guest (Anaru's cows) piping up when necessary to keep the fellas in check - This week’s episode is bound to entertain!
Transcribe →Emmett Innit
Jun 12, 202400:52:32Tap to summarizeJoin the boys as special guest Emmett Murphy joins us in an all-exclusive tell all interview before he shoots back over the pond (If you live in France, that is). Anaru, Jordan, Harry & Emmett delve into their wealth of knowledge to cover some of the worlds most pressing matters. 'What is the difference between a cake and a biscuit" You ask? Well worry no more as all the answers are here.
Transcribe →Homage to those who doubted our return.
May 29, 202400:44:19Tap to summarizeThe boys are back after a large scale legal battle regarding Spotify & unpaid subscription fees. They said it couldn't be done. We say... blasphemy.
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