Tim Dillon (23:06)
Sure. Well, he's, he's tweeting at the people he thinks are going to bite. There's, you know, Bono is socially conscious. I don't know that Bruno Mars is. Maybe, maybe he is, maybe he's not, but I would have loved that. He's just, he's just tweeting at celebrities, musicians, going, let's, you know, we are the world, we are the Ukraine. Vice said we were white nationalists, but we forgot them. We want Crimea. It's a land bridge we all love. Putin's gonna invade Poland if we don't have another trillion dollars. Um, I'm sure it would've rhymed better and whatnot, but Diddy denied bail for sex trafficking, prostitution, and the freak offs. They're not letting Diddy bail himself out because they know someone's going to kill him. See, here's what's interesting. You would think, oh, they're not letting him out because they think people are going to kill him on the outside. They know that he might survive on the. They're going to kill him on the inside. They're like, no, no, no, no bail for you. We'll get to you on the inside. We want to make sure we get to you on the inside. Um, let's talk for a minute about the migrant situation in Aurora, Colorado, because what has been. This is the Wall Street Journal again, by the way, doing great work. The Wall Street Journal does. I mean, it's so good what they do, and it's so amazing what they're doing. And Michelle Hackman, whoever that woman is who's writing at the Wall Street Journal, thank God, because Michelle and the Journal has decided to basically correct the record on this. Aurora, Colorado. Don't get her picture up. It doesn't matter what she looks like. Go back to the article. They're correcting the record here because what's going to happen is everybody who is familiar with the story has gotten it wrong because people think that migrants have taken over a building in Aurora, Colorado, because of a, you know, viral video that went Viral. Do we have the viral video? Can we get the viral video? Let's watch the video. So now, by the way, I want everyone to watch this. What you're watching is good. This is not a problem. The Wall Street Journal's telling you this. The. They did not take over a Bill. They did not. The. The. The violent Venezuelan prison gang did not take over this building. It was a routine assassination in one of the units. It was. They did not take over the building. It's, it's. This is. Eight of the ten men were arrested. No big deal. Eight of the ten violent Venezuelan prison gang members with military grade weaponry who were in the. So again, this is the Wall Street Journal writing an article telling people to relax, going, hey, why don't you fucking relax, you racist? Because what you thought was a full takeover of a building was not. It was just 10 violent Venezuelan prison gang members carrying out a routine operation or something they felt needed to be done. Let's watch this video here. This is nice. What's wrong with this? What is wrong with this? Why would anyone have a problem with this in their country? Thank you, Wall Street Journal. This is nice. It's a picnic. They're getting a. They're going. It's for a picnic. Some of the residents are moving out because they're afraid of the Venezuelan gang activity. Racists everywhere. These people. By the way, the building itself doesn't look great. So get up. This article, it's. This is so funny. Standing on his front stoop, Richard Valen struggled to describe the recent feeling of unease that had settled over him. It's creeping up here. The evidence of crime, undocumented people around the 77 year old told a Republican campaign volunteer knocked on his door, gesturing out at his quiet street 20 minutes north of Denver. I know it sounds racist, but there's a lot of Spanish. I don't know if these people will ever blend in, says Velon, a Republican voter and former insurance salesman. Now, by the way, understand that he is the villain of this article, not the eight Venezuelan gang members with the gun. Good. Okay. These days, the major incident troubling him and many others in his area is the August murder in an apartment building in nearby Aurora. And now viral video taken minutes before the shooting has aired on a local Fox affiliate showed several Venezuelan men in one of the building's hallways carrying long guns. People have tied the killing to the violent Venezuelan street gang trend. Aragua. Aragua. I'm not going to Aragua. Maybe I don't know how to do it. But the video Taken by someone's doorbell camera inside the building quickly metastasized into exaggerated claims of a gang takeover of the building, the neighborhood, in the entire city. The Aurora incident and its fallout have heightened existing fears in Colorado and elsewhere that immigrants in the country legally are making communities less safe. Well, you remember, no one is, no one is saying that there were not. The guys in the. In, they didn't. They killed a guy in an apartment building. I don't understand when Trump wins again, by the way, when he wins again and people go, how did it happen? How did it happen? What about Taylor Swift? If he wins again, when he might win again, I don't know. But I want people to remember this article. I want people to remember that the Wall Street Journal spent their time writing an article saying that the fears of people who lived in this community were completely unfounded and that this situation was being misrepresented. There are guys in the, in the corridor with guns and they're killing someone, but it's okay. They didn't take over the whole building. They didn't take over the whole neighborhood. It's not that big of a deal. It's not a. Former President Donald Trump has used the story of Aurora distorted and amplified by right wing news outlets to bolster his tough on immigration message in the race against. Can you imagine thinking this place with people, by the way, can you imagine writing this article thinking it lands? Can you imagine writing this article thinking it lands? Who in God's name does this land with? Participants in a Wall Street Journal poll from late August said Trump would be best able to handle immigration rather than Harris. Harris hasn't spoken about Aurora, but she was asked. She's never just asked about anything, but she was asked about another incident of misinformation around migrates to Springfield, Ohio. There, Haitian immigrants were baselessly accused by Trump and others of stealing and eating. So this article, the job of this article is basically to come out and go, listen, guys, we understand you're all racists and you don't like the Venezuelan people with the military grade weaponry in the hallway of the building because you're racist. But what we would really like you to correct a record. We want to correct a record and say that those people were arrested. 8 of 10 they were arrested. The people that came into the country in the prison gang that were showing up at the apartment complex to murder someone were. They were. They didn't do what everyone's saying they did. They didn't, by the way. Nobody thought they took over a town, but it doesn't mean you're running the town to take over a town. By the way, if I say rats have taken over the town, it doesn't mean rats are the mayor. It means there's a lot of rats in the town. So if I. And I'm not saying that, but these are prison gang people. But the point is this. If I say, you know, pokey shops have taken over the town, it doesn't mean that the mayor is a poke bowl with rice. What it means is that it's always a food example. But what it means is that there's a lot of poke shops in the town. Nobody thought that a Venezuelan prison gang was now running the town. It's a figure of speech, by the way, but the idea that this, like, article is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. They're like, what's the pro. It was one murder. It was one murder. What's the big deal? Instead of, instead of the Wall Street Journal, the article should be, there are clearly problems with migration. Which candidate best to handle these? Instead of telling people what they're seeing isn't real? This never works. Telling people what they're seeing in front of their face that isn't real never works. Concede the point that there's issues. There are. Show the video again, please. There's videos. Concede there's an issue. Is there not an issue here? If you lived in this apartment complex, would you not feel like this was an issue? Well, it's overstated, actually. There are people with guns in the hallway. Well, it's actually been amplified. It's not that big of a deal. They never took over the whole town. There's eight or 10 people here. A lot of them have guns in an apartment building. They shouldn't be in the country. Well, it's actually a kind of exaggerated. It's not that big of a deal. Yeah, well, people said that they actually took hostages, but they didn't. They just killed someone. Sperm counts are dropping worldwide. Today, the average man is only half as fertile as his grandfather was. Scientists think that's due to a variety of factors, including the obesity epidemic, diet and pollution. One in ten men have a low sperm count. One in six couples will experience infertility. 50% of those cases are attributable to sperm. Experts say we're facing a sperm crisis. 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Their parents had this mobile garbage trash compactor called a minivan that we all were driven around in where when we were children, we would fling Dunkaroos and Milano cookies and fucking fun dip and we would throw them all over this car. And they had like those felt seats or whatever, you know that, that cushion seat and it was like a weird velvet and it was always sticky with. It looked like that. Everyone in my generation was damaged irreparably by growing up with minivans. Eating in them, fighting with your brothers and sisters and friends in them, having your parents. It was all part of going through a drive through, eating the food, throwing the food. And look at them. This is, this is the way they looked. And that's why when my generation of people went to college, their dorms were disgusting. When they first got girlfriends, their girlfriends went, what the, how were you raised? And they were raised in a fucking minivan by boomers. That turned it into a disgusting environment on wheels. The cars you grew up in are the reason you're an animal. They are. And if you didn't grow up in a minivan that's filthy, good for you. But if you did, you're an animal. The cars you grew up in, the cars that you sat in the back of, that was your example, okay, of what was tolerated and what was not tolerated. There were certain friends I had where the cars were immaculate. Most not, but some, but a lot of my close friends because the classes, you know, don't really commingle. Most of my lower middle class dirtbag friends and their dirtbag families had minivans and no one took any pride in. A minivan was bought to be destroyed. You hated it. You hated the fact that you were in it. It was a roving garage of shit. And you would see them, you would all. You would get in line at Wendy's and it would be minivan. My mother had an econoline Ford van. The minivan wasn't enough. She needed a big van that had a bed in the back because she would always go and get antiques. She would pick up furniture that people had left outside of their houses in the hopes that she was going to refurbish it. But the minivan, I couldn't think of a type of vehicle that did more damage to people than the minivan. Here's, here's what the minivan did. It made everybody a fatty boom baddie number one. You don't need that much space. You don't, you don't. You don't need that much space. The minivan was so that you could go and shop and buy crap, put it in the car. You could go eat and put leftovers in the car. Your kids could play with toys in the car. And everything that should have been reserved for a location that didn't move and wasn't in traffic would be happening in the car. You could eat in the car. Everybody, here's your food. Everybody eat in the car. Everyone's covered in ketchup. Great. Here's some napkins. There's ketchup all over the thing. It's sticky. It's filthy. It was the worst car, and it made the worst people. It did. Anyone that grew up in minivan knows exactly what I'm talking about. My grandparents never had a minivan. My grandfather had a. He had a Crown Vic. He had a Cadillac El Dorado. He had a Crown Vic. Nobody ate in the car. You did not eat in the car. You were not allowed. As soon as the minivans came around, not only were you allowed to eat in the car, it was actually required. That's why we got it. We got it so you could eat your fat, stuff your fat face in the car. Because we're animals and we got to eat on the way to practice for this thing. We got to eat on the way to karate. And you can't fit in the belt that you're not going to get upgraded to anyway. You would, you would eat on the way. To think they would pick you up at school in the minivan. You would go, you would eat, and then they would take you to wherever and then they would, you know, drop you off and then pick you up. Eating, eating, eating. Always dirty, filthy toys. Toys in the minivan. Play with these toys. Play around. It was a. Discussing. The minivan arrived way back when, as a savior, when Chrysler, under the former Ford chief Lee Iacocca's direction, first conceived of the design in the late 1970s, one was the land yacht style station wagon. Perhaps an avocado green with faux wood paneling. Lots of kids could pile into the bench and jump seats, while the rear storage, accessible by hatch, allowed for easy loading. These cars were somewhat functional, but they didn't seem that safe. The suburban family's other choice was the full size van, a big boxy transporter utility vehicle. Chrysler's minivan would steer clear of those two dead ends and carry American families onto the open roads towards, well, youth soccer and mall commerce. It really did bring innovation. Ample seating organized in rows with easy access, with the ability to stow those seats in favor of a large cargo bay with a set of sliding doors. So everybody loved these things. Sales reached 700,000 by the end of the decade as the station wagon all but disappeared and the minivan came in. People lived in their cars. They ate in their cars. The nation where cars stood in for power and freedom. The minivan would mean the opposite. As a vehicle, it symbolize the burdens of domestic life. This is true. It's why you could treat it like shit. That's why the minivan you could treat like shit. Because it was a utility vehicle. It was a vehicle to go literally from point A to point B. You weren't gonna stop at the grocery store and get food and go home and cook it. You were gonna drive through a mobile poison factory and kill your children on the way to fucking dropping them off at dance class so your fat daughter could learn how to do a pirouette. No car represented the decline of this empire more than the minivan. None. And no car was beloved more by the boomer more than the minivan. Because they needed space. Boomers needed space. There it is, the Chrysler Town and Country show. That one, that was the high end one. Go to the Chrysler Town and Country. Town and Country Chrysler. That's kind of nice. My aunt had that. This is the old one. That's the old Chrysler Town and Country. It's. People would pick you up with that. They would pick you up at school and they would sit you in that and then they would fucking douse you in maple syrup and then bring you to a fucking soccer game. It is crazy. If you're driving one of those now, it's like, God, so what, are they being replaced by fentanyl SUVs, right? I mean, what's, what's replacing the minivan? Suicide. Just people just checking out. Human trafficking is diddy. The minivan is out, Diddy. Trafficking your children is replacing the minivan. Chrysler is struggling to keep up. Israel should make all of those blow up. By the way, you want to impress me? Blow up the minivans in wherever Lebanon. You blow up the minivans in Lebanon. Impress me. It's so funny. I mean, yeah, it really Black Friday is coming.
