Unnamed Co-host (4:28)

Whoever. Whoever ran your social media two years ago.

Tim Dillon (4:32)

Yeah.

Unnamed Co-host (4:32)

Wrote back there. They said, hi, Tulsi. This is blank. I'm helping Tim with his social media. I'll let him know. Now you reached out. Did that person tell you? Tulsi reached.

Tim Dillon (4:40)

No. And that person is on the list. That's one of the names. The person who was trying to build my social media, which was fake. Like your friends that we hired who were fake. They're all fake, these social media people. No one can make you famous, by the way. Anyone spending money on people trying to make you famous. Ain't nobody going to make you famous. They're going to steal your money. That's all they're going to do. I'm telling you right now, they're going to steal your money. All you kids out there with dreams of being famous, you don't want to walk into geico. You don't want to process the accident report. You don't want to. I get it. You want to live a different life and you want to get. You know, I get it. I know what you want to do. I feel you. I'm not judging you. But just know that there's nobody out there that's going to make you famous. Is not going to happen. They are vultures. They are there to pick the flesh off your bones before it's even rotted. That is all they are there to do. They don't understand the algorithm. No one understands the algorithm. That's the point of the algorithm, by the way, is that it keeps fucking you up. It keeps going left, going right. And there are people that claim to understand. It's like religion. These people that go, no, no, no, no. I speak for God. Donate to me. Give me the money. I speak for the Lord. You want to go to God, you talk to me. All of these people that are coming and telling you that they have this understanding of the algorithm that's going to elevate your content and make you famous. That's not true. The only thing that's going to make you famous is a compulsive desire to post content to a point where people, they just get worn down by it. They have to accept it that you break them down. It's the way if you want to be famous, go read a book about how the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were tortured. They would break them down. They broke them down. And that's what you're going to have to do to your audience. You break them down to the point where they start to lose it and they accept you as some kind of Christ like messiah figure because you've posted 10,000 videos of you eating sausage rolls in your car in a McDonald's parking lot and they just can't stop watching. People have to hate you now to love you. The Costco guys are a perfect example of it. The goal is to be cringe. The goal is to have people vomit. When you post something, they should vomit. They should question their life. The Costco guys were on the Tonight Show. It works. But the vultures and the people that claim to have knowledge of how that all happens is Completely unchecked. Nobody told the Costco guy that he was going to get famous. Going double chalk, chocolate, Corky. Nobody understands why any of it's happening. It's all random. So anybody that you are paying or you're giving a percentage of your money to who claims to be some Svengali, who claims to know, who claims to be a wise seer of truths, nobody knows. You gotta hop two on that thing. Boom. Famous. It's just what it is. Except what it is. And I'm not. I don't. And I also don't hate the scam. I got scammed fair and square. I lost money fair and square. There's nothing wrong with that. I got beat. There's nothing wrong with getting beat. I got beat by some Persian Jews in Beverly Hills. And by the way, that's the way it should be. That's the way it should be. You should get beat by Persian Jews in Beverly Hills. That's a good way to get beat. My whole life, I wanted to get beat like that. Finally, I got beat at a high level in the top zip code in the country, 90210. I got beat. I sat there like a fool, and they said, we know the secret. And I. Well, I believe you. And I got beat. That's all it is. There's nothing wrong with it. It's all right. You're not going to avoid it. Just know it's happening and try to limit who beats you and how. So just there should be nothing more clear in this landscape of the Internet that no one knows anything. That should be the golden rule right now. Nobody knows anything. It is a completely random circus that you may or may not plug into or be a part of, but there is no expert that is going to tell you how to be the Rizzler. That just doesn't happen. You're either the Rizzler or you're not. Now, Armie Hammer, good friend of ours, friend of the show, friend of the show, Armie Hammer is doing a podcast now with his mother. You know, Armie Hammer obviously was a very successful actor. And he's had some problems because, you know, people claimed he was a cannibal or might not have been a cannibal, but he had a fetish, he had a kink. His defense, I think, is that he was having a little fun telling women that he wanted to eat their heart and eat them or drink their blood. Fun, kind of kinky. It's what a guy like Armie Hammer eventually gets into. A guy that looks like Armie Hammer, sex isn't enough. I think he's had enough sex. He's a hot guy. He was rich, he was famous. He's had enough sex. There's nothing that hold like he's not standing at a bar going, I wonder if any of these women will fuck me. That's over for him. He's going, will any of these women let me eat their kidney? Because that's what I need to come at this point in my life. Now, his claim is that it's all fake, that it's not true, that it's a kink, that he is doing it basically because it gets him off. So we don't want to kink shame him. Of course we are. We take a stand against cannibalism on the show and always have, except for very specific instances where native cultures, indigenous cultures practice cannibalism because it's not my business. And that's the new world, by the way. We're heading back to this isolationist 1900s foreign policy of like, it's not, I don't judge the cannibals on that in the island. I can't pronounce the name of it doesn't matter. But Armie Hammer, who's in our society, who's playing by the rules of our society. So now he's doing a podcast with his mother because he's trying to come back and can we play some of this? Because it is.

Unnamed Co-host (11:34)

Yeah. He's trying to get heat. So we get.

Tim Dillon (11:36)

I root for him. He wants this, army wants this. And let's say, and you know, Army's talking to these Persians too. They're going, we'll help you. Oh, army will help you. It's okay. What'd you say you wanted to eat a woman's liver. Don't worry about, we'll get you Army. It's all the algorithm. You got to get plugged into the. You're a good looking cannibal. You're doing a podcast with your mother. We got the brand deals, we got the deals. Army, put it on the desk. Why don't you drink Celsius water? Drink gulps of Celsius water in between telling your mother you want to eat women. Let's see Armie Hammer here for a while.

Armie Hammer (12:17)

Because I said I don't need a pastor, I need a mom.

Armie Hammer's Mother (12:21)

You're called to be an actor. I'm called to be an evangelist.

Tim Dillon (12:25)

Beautiful.

Armie Hammer's Mother (12:25)

And that is my calling. I brought you into this world. I'm responsible for your well being. And when I come in your apartment if you can call it that. And there is a table with Hindu gods and meditation things and demonic pagan gods. I struggle with that. God gave me my two sons as a gift. And you are the only family member out of all of Doug Mobley's relatives that don't believe in the one true God. And I know you will, because here's.

Tim Dillon (13:00)

The problem with the Internet. This is already better than the Sopranos, which was the greatest show that's ever made. The Sopranos, in my estimation, is the greatest show that's ever made. This podcast clip is already better than the Sopranos. Armie Hammer's mother is a Christian evangelist. She's yelling at him for having Hindu pagan gods on the table of his apartment, which she insults him for having an apartment that is small. She may have missed the news where he lost his entire career and a lot of his money. So Armie Hammer's mother, who's like, looks like, you know, like a mega church Christian pastor. Like somebody would hop off a G5 and go to the church and get everybody revved up. Armie Hammer's mother is really struggling with her son living in a small, shitty apartment and worshiping, you know, Ganesh, the elephant. I love Ganesh. That's the elephant. Hindu elephant. And then there's Vishnu. There's a lot of them. I'm not going to go through them, but we don't have the time. And I don't know any more of them. I know Vishnu and I know Ganesh. I know Shiva. I know a few. I know a few. Now this woman here is haranguing her son for, I guess because he's converting or trying to appreciate Hindu. This is la. This is what happens. You pretend to be gay in a movie. You pretend. You pretend to eat Timothy Chalamet's ass. You get busted for being accountable. You deny it. You say, I'm not really accountable. You lose your acting opportunities, you lose your money. You move into a small apartment and you start worshiping Hindu gods. What did his mother think this was? This is what you do. That's actually the actual chart of what happened in his life. And nothing makes more sense than that. Nothing. Remember when Armie Hammer was selling his car and he was sad about that? He was sad he was selling his car. He's like, well, I guess I'll take ten grand for it. The guy's got no money. He's got to believe in something. And he probably doesn't want to believe in the. In. In the Christian thing, because that was his mother and that Led him down the road where he wanted to start drinking blood. So he goes, let me give the Hindu now. Do the Hindus want him? This is a fair question. Do Hindus want Armie Hammer as their newest convert? Do they want him? There's no way. Hindu culture is interesting. I don't know much about it. I know there's. I think there's. Isn't there that temple in Malibu? That's really beautiful.

Unnamed Co-host (15:39)

Yeah, the one on.

Tim Dillon (15:40)

That's beautiful. Do they have services there?

Unnamed Co-host (15:42)

Yeah, I think you can just go.

Tim Dillon (15:44)

Should we go. Should we take Armie Hammer to that beautiful. The Hindu temple in Malibu?

Unnamed Co-host (15:51)

Sure.

Tim Dillon (15:52)

Because I don't. I don't know about the services. I know that Christians and Jews and Muslims, but I don't know about the Hindu services. They're condemned. They condemn cannibalism and Hinduism too. Yeah. Now can we watch a little more of this podcast with Armie Hammer and his mother army? There's a way back, buddy, and you're doing it. You're doing the work. The movies are dead anyway. You're much more interesting as a cannibal with an evangelical Christian mother than you were as just some hot rich guy. Now, you may disagree with that. You may want to go back to just being some hot, rich red carpet guy, but I'm telling you right now, this is a lot more fun for the rest of us. Army, the first years of your life were very fun for you. Now it's fun for us. This is fun for the audience. This is much more fun for the audience. Now can we just watch this? I don't think you understand how happy I am.

Unnamed Co-host (16:55)

Oh, this one?

Tim Dillon (16:56)

Yeah, please, let's watch it. I mean, this is him solo. Here we go. The look in his eyes of filming done.

Armie Hammer (17:02)

The first day of filming, I showed up on set. I'm so nervous.

Tim Dillon (17:06)

Sad. What do you mean, sad?

Unnamed Co-host (17:08)

I think he's back working on some sort of, like, indie smaller project.

Tim Dillon (17:11)

Oh, interesting. Oh, good.

Unnamed Co-host (17:14)

It's a. It's a Return to grace arc.

Tim Dillon (17:16)

Oh, good. Let's watch.

Armie Hammer (17:17)

Do this. What if I don't know what to do? Like, all this stuff. And then the minute Travis, the director said action the first time, I was like, oh, wait, this is what I love. This is what I love to do. This is what I've done for most of my life. I've said so many times to people that I've been talking to over the last week how grateful I am to just be here and be on set.

Tim Dillon (17:40)

I'm. By the way, I root for Armie Hammer. I do, I want him back. He was a good actor. He was. I think he was acting to. I don't think he's a real cannibal. I don't think he has it in him personally, no offense. I think he was acting and going, what if I was a can. I think actors, their lives, their inner lives are so dull and boring. They are husks. And if they don't keep getting stimulation from outside of themselves, they retreat into this incredibly dull space where they need to invent things that are interesting. And I think one he goes, well, what if I was accountable? What if I interfaced with the world as accountable? Maybe I'm accountable. No, you're just kind of this boring guy in my estimation. And he probably said some things to the ladies that didn't make them feel super great and they got upset. Now I don't know what else he's accused of, but I don't think it was like the R word, right?

Unnamed Co-host (18:46)

No, it was just a lot of sort of like questionable conversations with women.

Tim Dillon (18:51)

Right, right. Hey, hey, hey, that's my living is questionable speech. Let's watch a little bit of him and the mother and then we'll get out of here. But I root for him, I want him to come back. And I think with the new administration and the idea that cancel culture has gone too far, I think people accept Armie Hammer back. I'm predicting, I'm throwing it out there. I'm no Long island medium. Or maybe I am. But I'm just going to say I predict Armie Hammer in this climate has an easier time coming back. Yes, I believe so.

Armie Hammer (19:31)

I remember saying this guy's really creepy. I remember the response being, how dare you say that about a man of God? Like, oh, okay, I can't say anything. And it's just, it just is getting weirder and weirder. At one point he was on a family trip with us and sexually abused me in grandma and grandpa's house.

Armie Hammer's Mother (19:49)

But again we're thinking, oh my gosh, you're going to my parents house with these godly people, your youth pastors.

Armie Hammer (19:57)

But that's what I'm saying. Maybe God is not enough of a protection.

Armie Hammer's Mother (20:00)

I know a lot of it is my failure as a mother because I did not protect you from a molester.

Tim Dillon (20:07)

I take 100% very heavy now, now he's talking about being molested and she's saying I failed as a mother. I didn't protect you as a molester. Where? And then Tom Arnold comments. This is fucking amazing. Powerful Shit, you are so good at podcasts. Getting validation from your mom. I'm jealous. She is so cool and attractive. Tom, Tom, Tom. Was that necessary? That last two words tomorrow, she was so cool and attractive. Heart. Tom, Tom. They're talking about that he was molested by a youth pastor. Is this the time to riz his mother? And yes, I say riz because I'm 17 years old. Everyone. After Trump's election, everyone just got 20 more years. You just set yourself. You're now young again. We're all teenagers again and it's all fun again. We're all 17 years old. So Tom Arnold is rizzing up Armie Hammer's mom as she learns about her son's molestation. And you know what? In prior times, I would think that's inappropriate. Now I'm thinking about it. It's as good a time as any, Tom. It's as good a time as any to get in there and point out that this woman is put together. She did do a good job. I don't know how old she is, but however old she is, she did a great job. Let's talk about these cabinet appointments because I might be one of them. I'm thinking, I'm hearing, I don't know, this is being bandied about. I might come on board here. I'm going right now. My main goal is to get is to help RFK get a warning label on the uncrustable because it is kind of one of those things you just put in your mouth and then you can't stop. You don't know what's going on. One of the only good things about Joker 2, by the way, which is now the biggest news story in the world, that I told the truth. But now we're in an era of truth telling. It was endless uncrustables, both the grape and the strawberry. But RFK now is Secretary of Health and Human Services. So he is out there and they, the FDA and the CDC now fall under his control. And so here are the people that we know. Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Attorney General Matt Gaetz. Now, Matt Gaetz might not get confirmed because there are issues with Matt Gaetz. They're saying he hooked up with a minor, the 17 year old that he might have human trafficked. But here's my thing, folks. Let's be very honest right now. If we're going to say that human trafficking is just a non starter, we're going to kick everybody out. Everybody's leaving Washington. And by the way, he tried there. It's only one person he trafficked. Folks, this is not the time to be approved. This guy trafficked maybe one may, maybe one person. And by the way, trafficking one per, that's not like an operation. That's like something that can happen easily. Do you ever drive through the different states and then they go, welcome to like, welcome to Connecticut. And you're like, I'm in Connecticut. You didn't even know you're in cadet. You just trafficked a minor. You didn't realize it. You don't know. This is easy. Oh, you're in Washington now. You're in Virginia now you're in Washington. It happens very quickly. Very quickly. You're in and out of these states. You may have just trafficked a minor you were having sex and doing drugs with. And I'm not for it. It's not good. It's not good. If it happened. The Biden era Justice Department didn't bring a case against him, which is odd. There is an ethics panel investigation coming out. That's probably not ideal. But here's what we're saying. The minor and the drugs, not great. But the trafficking is easy to do. I have driven to Connecticut for soup. It is very easy to cross state lines. That's all I'm saying. Yes, the minor and the drugs is not ideal. I've said that now seven times. My point is the trafficking. All right, let's move on to Pete Hegseth who was on Fox News. And the Defense Department is shocked because he was, he was on a morning, not the morning show. What was he on? The Five. What was he on?

Unnamed Co-host (24:29)

Wasn't it Fox and Friends?

Tim Dillon (24:31)

Maybe Fox and Friends. He was on the morning show and people don't like that. He is maybe the Defense Secretary because he doesn't. I mean, he served in Iraq and Afghanistan. He was a National Guard guy. He went to Harvard, went to Princeton. Smart, got some tats. He's into the crusader stuff. He's into maybe a little Knights of Malta. He might be a little bit of a radical.

Unnamed Co-host (25:07)

Fox and Friends.

Tim Dillon (25:08)

Yeah, Fox and Friends.

Unnamed Co-host (25:09)

Wow.

Tim Dillon (25:13)

But this whole thing's supposed to be anti war, right? That's what we're doing. So who cares who the secretary. We're not going to war. That's the whole point. So you can pick him. You could pick my friend Greg Gutfeld. It doesn't matter. We're not going to war. You could put Kat Tim in there. We're not going to war, supposedly. So it doesn't really matter. Who's the Secretary of Defense Trump is the anti war candidate. We're not going to war. I don't know if he'll get confirmed. He might. People get worried because he's got the crusader crosses on the thing. Something's got to keep you getting up in the morning. And I don't know much about him, but a lot of these high end military guys believe that it's their job to run around the world to make everybody Christian. But we're not doing that. So whether he believes that or not, we're not doing it right. No. Iran, we're not going. Who's next? Christy? No. Now, this woman killed her dog, right? She shot it in the head or something in North Dakota. Oh, yeah, yeah, she shot her dog in the head. I think you should be able to kill your animal, but I think she killed. Did she kill it because it was suffering? Is it like the scene in Yellowstone where he breaks the neck of the. I hope that's it.

Unnamed Co-host (26:30)

Puppy killing scandal. Cricket.

Tim Dillon (26:32)

Yeah. Noam was using cricket, 14 months old, as a hunting dog. But when Cricket got loose, attacked the neighbor's chickens and nipped at Noam, she retrieved him and she decided to take him to a gravel pit and shoot him dead. I hated that dog. She wrote. She also used the same occasion to shoot a goat that she also didn't like. The goat lay there wounded and suffering while she walked back to her truck to reload her gun and returned to finish it off. What is she, the secretary? What is she secretary of now? Homeland Security. Well, you know, here's the thing, folks. You know you want. Listen, if she's willing to do that. And by the way, if I'm going to put a positive spin on these, can someone give me money? I'm sitting here again with no money. Not a dollar. Putin. I defend him for two years. Tim Pool's got a new beanie. I have nothing. I can't afford any. I'm here in Palm Beach. No Mar a Lago meetings, nothing. Okay? I'm eating out of. I went to Bobby and Cheryl. I ordered takeout. It's like we're eating out of cardboard in Dr. Oz's house. Which is fine. God bless them, we wish them well. But if I'm going to put a positive spin on some of these cabinet appointments, can I at least get something? So, Kristi Noem, who likes to shoot the puppies in the head, here's what's good about that. Follow me. Homeland Security is about securing the homeland. Now, that woman felt that that puppy and that goat were threatening her Homeland. I like the idea that she said you can't attack the neighbor's chickens. I like that idea. I think it's a good idea because it's one thing if it attacked her chickens and she got rid of it, she's protecting her neighbor's chickens. And that's what the Homeland Security director kind of does, right? That's really what it does, is you protect a chicken. You can now win up to 100 times your money on Prize Picks with as little as four correct picks. Prize Picks is the best way to get action on Sports. In over 30 states, including California, Florida, Georgia and Texas, Prize Picks is the only real money daily fantasy platform with an injury insurance policy so that your lineup stay in play even if your player gets injured. If your player leaves in the first half and doesn't return, Prize Picks keeps your lineup alive. Prize Picks is the best place to get real money sports action. Join over 10 million users that sign up today. Prizepix invented the Flex Play, which means you can still cash out if your lineup isn't perfect. You can double your money even if one of your picks doesn't hit. Prize Picks puts their members first so all withdrawals are fast, safe, secure. When my pick hits, I can get my money in as quick as 15 minutes. Prize picks now offers Venmo for quick and easy deposits and withdrawals into your account this sports season. Sign up today and get $50 instantly when you play $5? That's crazy. $50 instantly when you play five. You don't even need to win to receive the $50 bonus. It's guaranteed. Prize Picks also offers weekly promotions that can lead to big payouts like Taco Tuesday. Each Tuesday Prize Picks discount select player projections up to 25% to provide even more fun. This week on Prize Picks, I'm looking at the football board and selecting Jamar Chase for more than 79 and a half receiving yards and Patrick Mahomes for more than 1.5 passing touchdowns, Travis Kelsey for more than 59 and a half receiving yards and Saquon Barkley for more than 79 and a half rush yards. Download the app today. Use code T I m to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup. Download the app today and use code T I m to get 50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup. Prize picks run your game. Nothing delivers comfort and joy quite like the unrivaled quality and taste of Omaha steaks this year. Skip the holiday hustle and bustle and save 50% off gourmet gifts site wide at Omaha stakes.com plus get a $30 reward card when you shop early and score an extra $30 off with promo code T. With five generations of experience, they consistently deliver the world's best steak experience. And the gifting experts at Omaha Steaks have made it easy to deliver the perfect gift with thoughtfully curated gift packages starting at 89.99. My grandmother and me grew up on Omaha Steaks. We love Omaha steaks. It shows up to the house, you cook it, you eat it, you're good. I'm telling you, it's so easy, it's happy. The package comes in, you go, is it all my steaks? From legendary steaks to mouth watering desserts, have a great little apple turnover and more. Save 50% site wide at omahastakes.com plus our listeners get an extra 30 off with promo code T. I am. And a 30 reward card when you shop early. That's 50 off at O M A H A stakes.com with an extra 30 off promo code T. I M minimum purchase may apply. This is a great way to support the show. We have great steaks. A lot of people doing high protein right now. RFK's in, we're cutting the carbs. Get the Omaha steaks, get the filet, get the ribeyes, get the whatever, cut it up, make it nice. Okay. CIA, John Ratliff. Now here's what's interesting about all this CIA stuff. Because they hate Trump. We all know that. They don't like Trump. They don't want a president to conduct their own foreign policy. They want to manipulate presidents. This is what they do. John Brennan was incredibly close with Barack Obama. That faction of the CIA is still alive and well even. And here's the thing with CIA agents, they never leave the CIA. It's like the mafia. They're still in raos talking shit. Now, do they have the power they used to? Maybe they do, maybe they don't. They think they do. We don't know. Nobody leaves the CIA. You're never not a spook. We all think that assassination attempt was, was sus. Again, I'm using all the new lingo the kids do because I'm genuinely, I'm genuinely 19 years old right now. Now, John Ratliff. Trump has called him a warrior for truth and honesty. Well, that's good. Ratliff was also declared as the nation's top spy in May 2020, eight months before Trump left over. So this guy, he's, this is a qualified guy. The CIA is like, it's got its tentacles into all different types of industries. And I'm not saying that in a paranoid way. I'm saying that it is a well known and established fact that the intelligence community in America is incredibly powerful. And it just has been forever since Allen Dulles set it up, since the OSS became the CIA. The FBI is very powerful, the CIA is powerful, and the NSA is listening to this podcast right now and hopefully enjoying it. But all of these, this labyrinth of intelligence agencies, there's different factions in all of them. There are people that are pro Trump, there are people that are anti Trump. There's people that think we need more interventionism in the world. There's people that think we need less interventionism in the world. But the overwhelming, the overwhelming majority of intel people at the higher level seem to not like Donald Trump. And they're certainly not rejoicing at the fact that he got elected again. People like James Clapper, John Brennan, all these guys, and we talked about it on the show before, they are Obama appointees. They have a certain worldview. They are Clinton people, they're Obama people. They do not like Donald Trump. Now, how far are they willing to go? We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. What we are saying is that's going to be a sticky situation, perhaps an intelligence war if Trump gets elected, are they going to go purge the people in intelligence who now the people in intelligence are going to lie. They're going to go, we love you, and they're going to put the MAGA hat on. But we know that they might not necessarily love the agenda, and you don't have to love the agenda, but are they actively working against the president? Are they actively working against his administration? These people are all very good at what they do, which is skullduggery, treachery. It's what gets them off. It's fun. If Armie Hammer wasn't doing his thing, that's the other option. You're either a high level actor, you go to the CIA. That's really it. You are a high level actor, or you go to the CIA. Meaning, like you just somebody gives you a role to play. You either doing it on Netflix or you're doing it, you know, in Moscow or something. So that's going to be interesting. Another Director of intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who I did not have on my podcast and I am, I am now going to pay for that. Probably give me six months, let me get in shape in six. Put me in there for six. Put me in a Hole. Put me in the hole for six. No, I'm kidding. I'm going to respond and go. Sorry, just saw this, hon. She's the Director of National Intelligence. Hon, sorry, just saw this. Madam Director. I'll respond like that. Let me respond like that. Madam Director. Madam, Madam, Madam Director. It is Tim Dillon and I am sorry, I just saw this message about promoting your book, which I find very fascinating about the. Well, she's into the Hawaii, right? That's her whole thing. Aloha. The concept of aloha.

Unnamed Co-host (36:10)

She said aloha, Tim. In the message to you.

Tim Dillon (36:11)

She said aloha, Tim. Well, I like that. What is that? Aloha. Because it can mean anything, right? It's hello, goodbye, peace, shalom, the whole thing. But I like her because she's not into these wars. You know, Lee Zeldin, this freak, he ran against Kathy Hochul and lost. But I'm sure he's a good person. I don't know anything about him. Lee Zeldin, the former congressman from Long Island. Let me tell you right now, folks, I've always said that Long Island, New York produces the most capable, competent, honest and honorable people. He voted against clean water legislation at least a dozen times and clean air legislation at least half a dozen times. Well, how about this? Can we say this? He likes air more than water and by a considerable margin, about 50%. But a lot of these legislations, they say it's for clean water, but then, you know what I mean, is it really, is it really clean water? There's a lot of stuff going on. Truly, it's easy to say you voted against the Clean Air act, but what is that act? Like, that's the whole thing. You'd have to dig into that. Because here's the deal. All of this stuff that they're offloading on people for the, you know, when they took over the Green New Deal, they took about environmentalism. A lot of the burden for that is shouldered by lower middle class people. Congestion pricing hits people that take Ubers to work, that have no money. Raising the price of gas hurts middle class people. We don't see millionaires and billionaires making huge sacrifices for the planet. If we did, it might be easier to get more people on board with the idea that we should have a cleaner, more energy efficient society. But we see a lot of that burden being shouldered noticeably by lower and middle income people. And I think that that's the problem with a lot of this environmental stuff that they do, which I don't. I'm not against by the Way I want. You know, here's a great thing about rfk. He was an environmentalist for his whole life. And he said, I went to people. I didn't use the word global warming because it was politically reactive. He said, I went to hunters, I went to fishermen. And I said, do you want clean rivers? Do you want clean forests? Do you want healthy animal populations? And they all said yes. So he was able to pivot the conversation away from just, hey, here's this politically divisive issue we can fight about. He was able to. He was able to reframe it as, hey, here are things we should all care about and that affect you in your daily life. You know, so Lee Zeldin. We gotta get to know Lee. And what's Lee up to? What's. What are they doing with him? Epa, Environmental Protection Agency. Well, you know where he stands. We can't get too nuts with protecting the environment. We have to ride the line. I'm telling you. I know that that sounds crazy, but if you're going to protect the environment at the expense of people's lives and it'll never work, worrying about the environment, there's a luxury to that. And I know that people are getting mad at me now and they think it's ridiculous that I'm even saying this, but there's a luxury to being able to worry about. If you do not have food, if your kids do not have clothes, if you cannot afford things, if you are out of work, or if you are working multiple jobs and you can barely. You barely have the time to try to be a parent to your children, your first thought is not the environment. It's true. So the material considerations of people's lives are incredibly important. And it doesn't, you know, it doesn't mean that it obviously is worthwhile to protect the environment and. But you have to sell it. Everything in America has to be sold. We just talked about this on the Patreon with Ray. You got to sell to people. You got to sell them the car. You can't just go, look, it's a car. You need a car. There's a lot of things for people to care about, okay? You got to sell them the idea that the environment matters to them. Sell it to them this idea that you don't have to sell things to people anymore and that you're just going to sit there like a member of the Brahmin class, a priest, and people are going to come to you and ask to be absolved for their sins, which is what the modern democratic Party is. It's become this thing where you're supposed to get absolved for your sins. I'm sorry I didn't care about the people. I'm sorry I didn't care about the environment. Absolve me. Tell me what to do. The holy water anoint me and then send me into the. Tell me what to do. I'll vote for whoever. Elise Stevanik, who Trump once said was dressed like a couch, which I thought was very funny, he said that to someone. She is going to work at the UN and now let's even. Let's not lose too much time with her because we want to get to rfk, who I am excited about. We should be excited about him. You all should be. This guy is going to try. This is his passion. He wants. He wants to make you healthier. I don't know if it's going to work. I don't know. I'm unaware. He. I think it's going to be harder for him to make. To clean out these health agencies than it's. I think it'll be harder for him to do that than it will be with the CIA. I think Nestle is more powerful than the CIA. I believe that. I believe these corporations are so deeply entrenched that whatever he's going to do is going to be very difficult because I think he's going to come out swinging. And I've been very clear about my want and desire for him to ban things. Ban the McGriddle ban thing. Don't give. You had the McMuffin, you had the biscuit. Then you go, let's put it on two. Two little hot cakes where they have exploding syrup pellets in them. So when you eat them, we can't do it. You got to ban stuff. Ban the brown sugar, oatmeal. No one's buying the regular oatmeal if the brown sugar is there. Ban the variety pack that has apples and cinnamon, brown sugar, and then the peaches and cream. RFK said you're either given KFC or Big Max. That's when you're lucky. And the rest of the stuff, I kind of consider. I kind of consider inedible. But Trump runs on this stuff and he does well with it. RFK better not try to take the Big Mac out of Trump's hand. He'll be out of there. He will be out of there. But I'm telling you right now, RFK is going to have to ban. Get into the school lunches and start really working and changing the habits of the children Young obesity map reveals states RFK Jr might target first. They got a fat map here and he's coming. Do you understand this? Get the fat map up. What are our fattest states?

Unnamed Co-host (43:55)

Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Iowa.

Tim Dillon (44:00)

RFK is going to go on a tour of our fattest states and he's going to go on a tour and he's going to tell people it's enough, it's over, it's over. He's going to take it. There should be a press photo of him taking something out of someone's hand. Just a 400 pound woman standing there in Alabama and he takes a biscuit right out of her hand. And the, and the headline is, it's over, it's over. Now he's got to get tough. We cannot. I'm telling you, he. You want to talk about a dictatorship? The one area that we really need fascism in this country is food. Shut it down. Taco bell closes at 11 now. How about that Fascism food. We need it. Me and Ray used to drive through Taco Bell at 1:45 and get the Baja chicken gordita. Bring it back, cowards. We would get, I would get a Mexican pizza, I would get a little. And then I would get a cheese, a supreme cheese pizza with the sauce and I would dunk it in the tomato sauce and eat the cheese pizza. And then after that you would eat the Baja gordita which was kind of zesty and spicy and cool. Shut it down. And I would do this at 2am you have to shut it down. If this man does not do that, we are doomed. He has to stop it. Shame the people. Shame me. Don't give me the option. Don't give my friends. Don't give any American the option at 2 o'clock in the morning. We've got to get used to less freedom with this. I'm telling you. You might not like this. You might be going, well, this isn't really where Tim Dillon usually, I'm telling you right now, if he does not get in, he's got to go into Jimmy Dean with the military and go, you can't feed these little maple sausage biscuits to people in the mornings. They're dying. You're killing people. Gotta say that to Jimmy Dean. You're killing people with your little breakfast sandwiches and your little frozen. There's a whole genre now of people on the Internet who are killing and poisoning their own children in front of you. They take processed food, they buy it like Costco or BJ's. And then they make it in front of you on that Blackstone. They have all these animals have blackstones now. They're all, that's for a fucking diner. You're not supposed to have that where you make hash browns with the thing. People are buying commercial food. They're going to restaurant supply stores, they're buying commercial food. And then in their houses, they're cooking it like they're a short order cook at the diner. They're cracking 19 eggs. They got the hash browns going. You see this on Instagram. They're chopping it up. They think they're Benihana. They have. They make pancakes. They have a pancake batter in like a squeezy bottle. And they make like 40 pancakes on the Blackstone. And then all of their obese children crawl out of like a tub, a pit. And then they feed them. And then they feed these little pigs, they crawl out of this pit. And all the comments are, stop doing. Why are you doing this? Why don't you give your children better food? And it's a fat woman who's like, you don't like what I feed my kids? Fuck you. That's the. This is the whole dynamic of the Internet now. People go eat at gas stations and then they're like, there's this British guy, he's like, oh, I'm at a gas station. So I stopped in Tenando's, I went to Greg's and I got a corned beef pasty. Can we play a little Corey's World, please? Play a little Corey's World. Charlie Ann, Charlie Aden. Corey's World on Tick Tock. Get Arby Hammer out of here. He's hot. We're not. We're not. We've moved on. We're in another segment, Corey's World on Tic Tac. Now, I don't begrudge him. These people are getting paid to eat. Had I known, I could have done this years ago. This is not him. On Tick Tock, Corey's World. He's British and he's got four friends and they're all behemoths and they go to different gas stations and grocery stores in Britain and they eat the food and then they put it on Tik Tok and they're earning money doing this. There it is. Play chippy tea. Play chippy Tea. My name's Corey and my tea of choice tonight is a Resolve. And I got fish and chips and curry sauce. I'm Charlie Ann and I've got gravy, a large sausage and batter and a broken Rise. Stunning. Stunning. Hi, I'm Becky Jones, and I got a rissole, some mushy peas, a battered sausage, a potato fritter, and some chips and curry on top. I did try a Savaloy. I did try a Savoy. I wasn't that fussed on it, but I'm excited to tuck in. My name's Leah, and I've got two saveloys because Becky didn't like Air1. So thanks for that. I love a Savaloy. Cheesy chips, and I've got a curry sauce. All right, get this out of here. Here's my point about all of this, okay? These people are famous. Remember when we thought it was all kind of silly that, like, reality stars got famous after they had been on, like, Survivor? Okay, we're all like. Or the Real Housewives, okay? People are now famous because they're eating. They're sticking their finger in a jar of mayonnaise and licking it off. And people know who they are now, and they have. Which. Fame is a very destabilizing thing, by the way. If you're famous on any level, for any reason, it's weird. Can you imagine how weird it is to be famous for eating gas station sandwiches? Are you the God that just doesn't stop eating? Yeah, that's me. So you're the guy that eats beans every day? Yeah, that's me. That's not supposed. This is destabilizing to people. It's weird. I'll be in la and they'll point to some table and they go, that guy's super famous. And I go, why? And they go, he's the biggest travel whatever in the world. He, like, dives into waterfalls or whatever bullshit thing that people watch, right? Who cares? And I go, okay, fine, whatever. And then you'll look up the content, and then some of it's interesting, like, oh, this guy's traveling all over the world and him and his chick are hot. And they. You know. Again, look, we're in the Maldives. Do you know what you have to explain now to people? That guy's the guy who. Him and his wife eat at the gas station every day, and they put up videos of themselves choking down egg salad at the gas station. That's why they're famous. Who is that? Do we know them? Are they on a show? No. Have you ever seen the video where the guy drinks gravy? That's him and his wife do that. So RFK has to come in here and really get serious quickly. We have crossed the line here. Secretary of The Interior. Doug Burgum, billionaire, North Dakota. Fine. Boring. He'll do great. Next guy. Doug Collins, Veterans Affairs. Fine, fine. Who even cares? It's fine. Susie Wiles, chief of staff. J.D. vance, James Blair, Taylor Budovich, Stephen Miller, Dan Scavino, Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk. Government efficiency or DOGE. The Department of Government Efficiency. Howard Lutnick and Linda McMahon will be the transition officials. Linda McMahon, whose husband, Vince McMahon, of course, is the proprietor of the World Wrestling, you know, and he's had his issues, of course, recently. Right, right. Hasn't he had his issues with the. Wasn't he accused of human trafficking?

Unnamed Co-host (52:52)

Yeah, basically.

Tim Dillon (52:53)

This is the problem, folks. Are we all not in some way trafficking humans? By the way, that's if I'm Diddy's lawyer. It's the first thing I say. I go, aren't we all? Because people are so stupid now, this is the thing you always wonder. You're like, there's less jobs for lawyers now, but you are. This is the dumbest the population's ever been. So it is kind of an interesting happy medium. Can you get Diddy off, maybe? You know what I mean? Like, people have never been stupider and their attention spans have never been shorter. So you wonder what you could get away with. And I'm not blaming Linda McMahon for her husband's whatever. And I don't even know what he did. I watched that documentary. It came out the same day as my show, this is your country, on Netflix, and it helped bury my show because everybody wanted to see that.

Unnamed Co-host (53:45)

Oh, here we go.

Tim Dillon (53:46)

Yeah. And is this from something? In May 2020, Grant McMahon and a personal friend of McMahon engaged in a threesome. And at one point, McMahon allegedly defecated upon Grant. McMahon, temporarily retired to the restroom to clean himself, at which point the threesome continued for an hour and a half with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces. Well, does it mean that his wife's not going to be good with the transition because he on. Because he. On a guy in threesome. Isn't that. What about ism? I don't know. I don't know. It's easy to yourself, right? That's not hard. I could see yourself in a threesome. And I think. And by the way, this is a political show, but I could see yourself in a threesome. And then also, it's a sign of respect for the person not to remove your right.

Unnamed Co-host (54:56)

Yeah.

Tim Dillon (54:56)

Because that's what it really was. It continued for an hour and a half with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces. That's interesting. That's interesting. Well, I guess once you get a rhythm going, I don't want to, you know, who knows? Let's go back to our some of our other stories here. This is a you know when you discover a new binge worthy show or a song that you bump on repeat and you have to share it with your friends so they can experience just how awesome it is. That's kind of what it feels like when you discover that Mint Mobile offers Premium Wireless for $15 a month when you purchase a three month plan. It's such an awesome deal. There's no way you can keep it to yourself. There's so many people right now who are at the stage of their life where they don't want to spend extra money on stuff. So this is a great way to cut costs. We're all thinking about it right now. Friends. Don't let friends overpay for wireless say bye bye to your overpriced wireless plan and switch to Mint Mobile. Mint Mobile is here to rescue you and your squad with premium wireless plans starting at 15 bucks a month. All plans come with high speed data and unlimited talk and text delivered on the nation's largest 5G network. Use your own phone with any Mint Mobile plan and bring your phone number along with all of your existing contacts. Ditch overpriced wireless with Mint Mobile's deal and get three months of premium wireless service for 15 bucks a month. To get this new customer offer and your new three month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to mintmobile.com Jim that's mintmobile.com Jim cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at mint mobile.com Tim $45 upfront payment required equivalent to $15 a month new customers on first three month plan only speed slower above 40 gigabytes on unlimited plan. Additional taxes fees restrictions apply. Cement Mobile for details how many times we have to talk about bluechew? It's an online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra, C Alice and Levitra, all at a fraction of the cost. The process is simple. Sign up@bluetooth.com consult with one of their licensed medical providers, and once you're approved or receive your prescription within days, Bluetooth tablets are made in the USA and prepared and shipped directly to your door. The best part? It's all done online. That means no visits to the doctor's office, no awkward conversations, and no waiting in line at the pharmacy. You can take them anytime, day or night. So if you plan ahead or be. Or you can be ready whenever an opportunity arises. Blue Chew. Chew it and do it. You have a hard dick. Use it responsibly. Blue Chew. Chew it and do it. You have a hard dick. Use it responsibly. Blue chew. You have a hard cock now. Blue Chew. If they use it, I will sue them. Don't repurpose it. It's for me. Bluetooth wants you to have the confidence to perform your best, so discover your options@bluetooth.com hey, comedy fans, the funniest comedians in the world are on tour, and you can get tickets to see them live near you. Laugh at the be biggest names in comedy like Atsuko Katsuka, Chelsea Handler, Corey Holcomb, Matt Matthews, Nurse John, Ralph Barboza, Ronnie Chang, Sarah Silverman, Sebastian Maniscalco, Wanda Sykes, and so many more. All kinds of shows, all kinds of venues, all kinds of funny. Head to livenation.comcomedy to get your tickets today. That's livenation.comcomedy. please get up. Lori Lightfoot buying a chicken at Costco. I just want to see it. I just want to see it because she makes me happy. And I miss her. Yeah. Oh, God, I miss her. I just miss her. Get her back in government. Trump, put her in. Trump, put her in. I know what you're saying, oh, she's a Democrat. It doesn't matter. She's fine. Put her in.

Unnamed Co-host (58:34)

What would you make her?

Tim Dillon (58:36)

Anything, really. I mean, here's the thing about Lori Lightfoot. Whatever you put her near, she's a criminal like everyone else that works in any position of power in this country. So Lori Lightfoot will just do what Lori Lightfoot does, which is pursue her own personal interest at the expense of others. You know, one of the greatest things I ever did was when I take apart the Lori Lightfoot limo scandal where she, you know, ratted on a limo company that supposedly wronged her, and then the limo company came back with receipts about how she was a complete liar. And usually companies rarely do that. Usually when you complain about a company, I think she yelped this. Usually they respond to go, hey, we're sorry you had that experience. Why don't you call us and we'll go over it? Sorry. They had the receipts and they came for her and they go, you're lying about everything you said. It was a classic episode. But it's good to see her. It's good to see her that she's doing well. I'd love to see her get involved. I'd love to see her in Washington to get involved. Gen Z spends more time at home now. They are the generation that is less likely to go out. They are enjoying hanging out. I forget what they call them. I think they called them the Gen Z is the home body generation. According to Bon Appetit magazine, zoomers prefer staying at home. For Gen zers who turned 21 during the pandemic shutdown, staying home became the default social mode. As those young adults enter their mid-20s in age when prior generations would have been fully in their club going era, they're reckoning with the pandemic's lasting effect on their attitudes towards bars. And bars are changing. To me, well, here's there's two things happening, okay, there's two things happening. Number one, most of these people have seen their friends go out for years, drinking, drugging and having random sex with people. And those friends aren't much happier and they're not in a better financial position. And this is where we are turning more to conservatism now because we're not a country designed for balance. And for a long time the ethos was go out and have fun, party. Life is about having tons of random sex and drinking, drugging. Go to Austin, eat the burger on the donut. The bun is a donut. Go eat tacos drunk. Go walk around in your sandals in Austin and get drunk. You're not a whore. You're having a good time. And then, you know, or some, some, some college frat bro, don't stop drinking. Just try to like fuck chicks and get fucked up. Go out with your bro. Like that culture of just debauchery, people are looking at it now and going, but to what end? Then what happens? Then I'm in my 30s, I'm single, I've got no money saved, I have no career, I'm living in a city that I can't afford. I'm hanging out with people that you know. So Gen Z is realizing some of this and they're, and they're going, if I just maybe plan my life differently, I might have a better shot. I don't think this is a bad thing. I know that. Bon appetit. And all these people are like, they're becoming antisocial. Maybe that's the case. Maybe there is some need for people to go out to bars and go out and see people and have friends. We get it. However, thinking strategically about your life at a young age is probably not the worst thing. The 2000s, the early aughts, the millennials, people drifting around, not really developing meaningful Skills, you know, being someone's assistant, trying to get some creative adjacent job, believing that you're going to work at a fashion magazine like any number of films, thinking that you're going to live this Emily in Paris crap where you think you're not going to Paris and you're not going to be have a cute cultural moment. So here's the reality. Those kids sitting in their houses might be smarter than us all. They might get it. They might go, why am I going to a club, spending my money, getting drunk, going out, when I should be strategically thinking about my life? I mean, that could be what's happening. It's not, you know, there's negatives to that as well. You don't want to be a hermit. You don't want to be like getting radicalized online and becoming crazy. You don't want to, you know, spend all your time in front of a computer screen. You want to go out and live. But there's other ways to go out and live. You don't have to be at the club every night. There was this whole. When I grew up, the whole point of life is to go to a bar and a club. I was obsessed with this barcade dump by the wanto train station. And I was obsessed with it because they would turn your fake IDs, they'd throw them right back to you, or they'd keep them and they wouldn't let you in, okay? And you go, fuck, I want to get into Mulcahy's. And then finally, you either got a good fake or you were allowed into Mulcahy's. And it's just people in their 30s singing Journey and being pigs. And that's all it is. That's all it ever is. And yes, you go to better clubs, they're hotter people and they're whatever, pumping their fist to Drake, but it's the same thing. And yes, you should have some fun nights in your life. You should have some fun nights in your life. But you know how many threesomes where people are defecating on you? Do you need before you start thinking about, you gotta pay these bills? I mean, I'm just saying that this is like presented that it's like a big problem. And they're like, why aren't people going out and getting drunk? Why aren't they drinking and getting hammered? This is what they're supposed to do. They're supposed to drink and saddle themselves with a lot of debt. And then work jobs they hate forever to pay off the debt because they spent A decade of their life getting. I'm a junkie. I spent a long time getting fucked up. I spent an entire era of my life drinking and using drugs. And I have spun that into gold. You are not going to do that. That's not going to happen for you. I'm telling you, it's me. There's a few people that did it. It's me, some people in the music business, and that guy who made up. What is that? A Million Little Pieces. The thing with Oprah, he made the whole thing up.

Unnamed Co-host (66:05)

Oh, the.

Tim Dillon (66:05)

James Frey, James Fry. He made it all up. There's only a few of us working this. There's only a few of us with our pussies on this corner. We're working this corner like it's hard to spend. I was 34. I was a tour guide. It was broke. Okay? And from 13 to 25, I spent that entire time drinking, using drugs, destroying my credit, going bankrupt. Don't do it. I don't advise it. Okay. You know, am I now potentially in the conversation with the undersecretary of Defense? Sure. Yes. That's interesting. It's interesting, but I'm just telling you, you should think more strategically about your life. Next week, I'll be back in New York. I've spent some time here in Florida. I wish everyone well. Go back to that one. I just want to read that headline, influencers Drown. Hold on. Oh, yeah, let me just read that headline, influencers drown because they wanted to show bikinis instead of wear life jackets. This is true. This happened in Brazil?

Unnamed Co-host (67:12)

Yes. Yeah.

Tim Dillon (67:13)

Don't. If you don't know how to swim in the ocean, man. Palm beach, people are drowning with these riptides. You gotta focus. And I am not gonna save you. And I'm a good swimmer, but I am not if I see you drowning. I am not gonna save you. If you are not Linda McMahon. If you are not Linda McMahon, I am not running in that ocean. Not for you. Tim Dylan, comedy Dot Com. We are in Connecticut at. What's that little dump I do there? It's playhouse. It's a playhouse. The. What is it? The theater. It's nice. I don't mean dump. I mean, it's nice place.

Unnamed Co-host (67:55)

Ridgefield.

Tim Dillon (67:56)

Ridgefield Playhouse. It's nice. They do Carnegie hall at Ridgefield. They call. It's a school. It's a little school. Oxnard. God help us. Levity Live, please. We're announcing a big Canada swing. Is it up yet? No. No. I'll be in Omaha. I'll be in Orlando. Canada, we've got Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, something else that's coming. Winnipeg, Winnipeg, that's going to be announced really soon. We've got some Portland and we've got some Seattle. We've got some things happening and we might try to do something with Connecticut. We might throw in a Vermont. We don't know, a one nighter somewhere. I don't know. Tim Dillon comedy.com patreon.com the Tim Dillon Show A lot of great content on there right now. A lot of stuff that we just uploaded from Palm Beach. Kind of reactions to what's happening right now. Get excited about it, folks. It's going to be okay. And even if it's not, it will. We're an incredibly tough, strong country. And what's good about that is that every four years there's an election and every four years everybody gets very upset for a period of days or weeks. And you just have to move on and embrace a new paradigm where you're going to be healthier, happier and wealthier because Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is going to. We don't need Krispy Kreme. We don't need it. We don't need it. Here's the other problem, though. Is it bad for the economy if people get healthier? Probably right? There's no way. How are we going to have an economy if people get like healthy and we stop going to war? This is the real question. Someone's got to answer this question. If we stop killing ourselves and each other, what is left here? That's the real. That's kind of the real worry. If we are not poisoning each other and killing everyone all over the place, what are we doing? We ain't making art. We ain't doing that. So I hope. I don't want to poison each other and I don't want to kill everyone around the world. I want to move to a new thing. But Musk and these guys might be right. We might have to get rid of humanity and all become robots and terraform another planet. And if that scares you, then fuck you if you're scared to become a robot and terraform another planet or have your consciousness up. I don't want to talk to any of you. Don't limit me with your fear. Don't limit me with your fear of more of the same old, same old, same old. I should have responded and put Tulsa Gabbard on the show. Huh? Wasn't this. But you never know. You never know. It wouldn't have been great, right? She's not going to be great. For the hour, maybe. We'll have you now. We'll have you now. Aloha. That's the thing. And here's what she has to understand. This is what everybody has to understand. The career. You're hot and you're not. I've had moments in my career I could not get arrested for it. I mean, people wouldn't give a shit. I couldn't get a meeting then. I've had moments where then you get hot. So sometimes you're hot and sometimes you're not. Back then, she was not hot. Now she's hot. Don't take it out on me. Come in here and enjoy it. That's all I got, names. I have names for her of the people that need to be watched. That's my. I'm going to be giving. And I don't want this to make anyone nervous. I'm going to be giving names to the members of the new government of certain executives in the entertainment business that I feel personally need to be watched. Because I don't know how on board they are with America. Not threatening anyone. I'm not threatening anyone. I'm not threatening anyone. What I'm saying is several executives that I've personally had meetings with, I feel aren't on board with America and in fact are working against the interests of America. Now, maybe I'm wrong about that. And if those executives want to have another meeting with me and clarify what I think is going on, I might not give their name to someone in Palm Beach. Do you see? This is the new reality. Do you understand this? Okay, maybe people don't like it, but this is the new. So if you want to call me in and say, hey, our mistake. I'll take out my little pad and I erase your name and I go, my mistake. We all make mistakes. Good night.

Unnamed Advertiser (73:30)

When you think about businesses that are selling through the roof, Allbirds or skims, sure, you think about a great product, a cool brand and brilliant marketing. But an often overlooked secret is actually the businesses behind the business making, selling and for the shoppers, buying simple. For millions of businesses, that business is Shopify. Nobody does selling better than Shopify. Home of the number one checkout on the planet. And the not so secret secret with shop pay that boosts conversions up to 50%, meaning way less carts going abandoned and way more sales going. So if you're into growing your business, your commerce platform better be ready to sell wherever your customers are scrolling or scrolling on the web, in your store, in their feed and everywhere. In businesses that sell more, sell on Shopify. Upgrade your business and get the same checkout skims uses. Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com audioboom all lowercase go to shopify.com audioboom to upgrade your selling today. Shopify.com audioboom.

Unnamed Advertiser (74:42)

Black Friday is coming. And for the adults in your life who love the coolest toys, well, there's something for them this year too. Bartisian is the premier craft cocktail maker that automatically makes more than 60 seasonal and classic cocktails each in under 30 seconds at the push of a button. And right now Bartisian is having a huge site wide sale. You can get $100 off any cocktail maker or cocktail maker bundle when you spend $400 or more. So if the cocktail lover in your life has been good this year or the right kind of bad, get them Bartesian at the push of a button. Make bar quality Cosmopolitans, Martinis, Manhattans and more all in just 30 seconds, all for 100 off. Amazing toys aren't just for kids. Get 100 off a cocktail maker when you spend 400 through Cyber Monday. Visit bartesian.com cocktail that's B A R T E S I A N dot com cocktail.