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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Very sad. Want to talk about this? Obviously, up top. So many people are flooding into my inbox and saying to me, you predicted this plane crash, which was obviously terrible. We're not making jokes about it. We did that on the Patreon. Patreon.com Tim Dillon show. But not about the plane crash, about the CEO statement, which was bizarre. It was just bizarre. Like, the CEO was like. It was run. It was. He was like. It was an American Eagle. He goes, it was operated by whatever. And then he goes, and that is a wholly owned subsidiary of American Air. Like, it was like. It just felt odd to get into the corporate structure of. Of the actual carrier. But it's tragic, obviously. A Blackhawk helicopter collided with the plane on final approach into DCA Reagan National Airport in Washington, D.C. i don't usually fly into Reagan. I have, but usually I've, I've, you know, the. Many times I've been to D.C. the majority of them I've driven. It's not an airport that I know particularly well. I called my. My guy, my private jet guy, and he kind of filled me in on that approach that they were doing, which is a pretty common approach because they don't want you flying over the Pentagon or the White House. And then you're coming in and there are a lot of helicopter training exercises being done. There was actually one the night before this happened where a plane had to. And I read about this, a plane had to abort a landing because of a helicopter that was flying very low. And that happened literally 24 hours before this plane tragically crashed into the Potomac. So it's not a new problem. And it just underscores what I've been saying about flying, that if you fly in America, you're going to die. There's no other way to say it. You're going to die. Maybe not now, maybe not this particular flight you're listening to this podcast on, but you will die. And you'll probably die horribly by plunging into freezing cold water. And there's nothing you can do about. There's absolutely nothing you can do about it except embrace that as a fact. Every plane I get onto, I think I. I'm going to die. It is the healthiest way to think. This is it. The fact that I'm going right now to perform in Milwaukee is the choice I have made, and I'm going to die. And when the plane lands, you have cheated death. You have cheated it. When those wheels hit the Runway, you have cheated death. Not Forever, momentarily. Because everyone in aviation is shot. And that's why I predicted this. Because every person that I have seen, from the flight attendants to the pilots, to the gate agents, to that guy who fucking pulls out that hose and gases up the plane, all of them are shot. Many of them are convicts, felons, they are shot. These are people who are at the end of their rope. They are treated poorly, they are not paid as well as they should be. They are exhausted, they are overworked. They are dealing with the American public, which has become an increasingly unruly group. And they're dealing with these psychopaths 30,000ft in the air who want to change their seat, who are screaming and yelling. Many of them sneak on. They try to sneak on the plane they don't even have. These are sick people 30,000ft in the air. There are fights, people are vaping and they're blowing the smoke in the face of a baby. And then these people have to be the first line of defense. They have to go and say, can you stop vaping and blowing it on that baby's head? And then they get hit. There are air marshals, people are being dragged off planes. It is a hellish nightmare in the air. There are drones, there are helicopters, there are private planes. There are other things going on. There are kids in the suburbs with laser pointers trying to down these things for fun. Because they're bored. Cuz they're bored, okay? There is. You are going to die in a plane. There's no way other way to say it. That trip to Disney World will be your last. It is crazy. Wichita to fucking D.C. nobody thought. Nobody thought. And it sucks and it's terrible. But it's the, it's, it's terrible now. I mean, the best case is you get black mold like that Delta flight, and you start vomiting. The best case on an airliner right now is you get norovirus. Is the best case on a plane? The best case on a plane is that your literal best case on a plane right now is that they will not let it take off because a schizophrenic has gone insane. Pray a schizophrenic loses their mind on your flight and they have to take it to the gate. That's the best case. When the wheels leave the ground, you're dead. Because no one's paying attention. They're drunk. The pilots and the flight attendants are drug addicts. When they have a day off, they just do drugs. I've asked them. This is what they do. They go to parties into Mali and that's fine, but a lot of them are still coming down on the plane. So the best case scenario is when you are sitting on the tarmac, pray to God someone starts screaming. Maybe you be the person who starts screaming. If you don't hear someone screaming on your plane, you start screaming so that they, they, they will not let that plane leave the ground and they take it back to the gate. The best thing you can hear on a plane right now is we. Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We are going back to the gate because of a security issue. Good. I'm going home. It's over. You're not killing me and my family today. I'm going home. Thank God for this psychopath. If it's not a you start screen, the next time you're on a plane I want you to sit in the back. And when they go, well, the door is closed and we're ready to go. Ah, start screaming, yelling about Gaza, whatever you want. Start screaming about the ceasefire, yell about the ceasefire on the plane. So they take it back to the gate. They're going to kill you, they're going to kill you. And one of the military. Stop with the helicopter drill. What's going on all the time. Stop it. It's a, it was terrible what happened to these people. I'm not making lighter. I'm simply saying that you, you are taking your life in your hands when you get on a fucking plane. I'm serious. Stop with the statistics all the time. Well, actually statistically it's the safest way to. Is it, is it the statistically the safest way? Hey, do you think they were saying that in the Potomac where they talk about the statistics in a river? It's not, statistically, it's not. I've been in five car accidents by the way. Many of them I've caused. But the point is how many play. You find the guy that's in five plane crashes. I'll talk to him. I've been in head on collisions, me and a fat secretary. I made a left from the right lane. We're getting money to get to Viking in Long Island. We had a, we had a, we had a head on collision in the car Pepsi can and she had a big, her head hit the dashboard and she had a massive balloon sized welt on her head that filled up with blood and it was fine, she's fine, we're all fine. You see what I mean? That's not the way it works in a plane. You can get an Accident. I had sunblindness once cuz I was high and my grandmother's Ford Focus in the parking lot of Nassau Community College. Sunblindness means the sun refracts or reflects whatever, I don't know, off the sun and blinds you. The sun, sorry, refracts off the snow and you just can't see anything. You're blind. And I was high and I, 35 miles an hour accelerated into the back of another car and then I just left. I left because it was high and I'm fine. And that person's fine. Probably everyone's fine is what I mean. Most car accidents are fine. Some of them are actually fun, some of them are actually good and they give you a jolt of adrenaline. You could go on about your day, most of the time it's fine. Insurance companies pay out. Most of the time it's fine. Plane crashes are a. They're definitive. It's over. There's no second chance. You don't get pulled out of the Potomac and go on and start. You know that one thing, that fucking miracle in the Hudson ruined everything. Because everybody thought that like the worst thing could happen. And some folksy airline pilot will land you safely in the Hudson river and then you get to go on David Letterman. That's not what happens. That's not what happens. They are looking for your fingers. That's what really happens. There's, there's, there's a diver going. I found a knee. That's what happens. You don't land safely in the Hudson River. Cause folks each. Sully Sullenberger. Sully Sullenberger. I'm just saying. I'm saying, really think now if you're gonna fly. I have to fly for my fucking job and I don't want to. But where are you people going? Where the hell are you going? Oh, you're going to a bachelorette part. Stay home, you're gonna die. You're gonna die. Crash the economy. Stay home, stay home, drive, take Amtrak. No one wants to take Amtrak. People would rather die than take Amtrak. I realized that. But there are some nice routes that are very nice with Amtrak. When you walk into an airport now, just know you are in. It is a hospice. You are in your final resting place. That little Starbucks SUV egg bite will be the last thing you put down your throat. And they will find it on the autopsy inside of you. They're going to kill you. They're going to kill you. Air traffic controllers are so absent they let one of them leave early. I read that one of the air Traffic controllers, they let them leave early. So there was one controller. What did that person have to do? What did the air traffic controller have to do? I hope it weighs heavily on their conscience. Here we go. A superior allowed an air traffic controller to leave before the crash. The duties of handling air traffic control for helicopters and those for planes at Reagan National Airport on Wednesday night were combined before the deadly crash between an Army Blackhawk helicopter and an American Airlines regional jet, according to a person briefed. Make that a little bigger if you could. The left. That left one air traffic controller handling dual roles, okay? Dual roles according to the person briefed who is not authorized to speak publicly about the investigation into the crime. So someone left early and I hope it weighs on their conscience. I hope that person who left early, it weighs on their conscience because I would have been that person, but it wouldn't have weighed on my conscience because I'm a strong person. And if you're gonna leave jobs early and perform in a way that endangers other people, as I have my entire life, you have to live with it. I was a terrible lifeguard. People. We missed saves. They were all fine. The parents jumped in and got him. The point is this. I, because of my negligence in my jobs, have endangered many people. And the worst has never happened. But if it did happen because I'm a strong person, I would have been able to handle it. I would have been able. I left early. I left her. I was even there. I literally would be saying to people, I was not even there. I was not even there when that happened. Had I been there, it would have been okay. I'm a strong person. This person probably isn't. It's weighing on their fucking conscience. Is weighing on their conscience that they left early. It's a whole thing now. Their whole life's been completely changed. I would have been fine with it. I would have said, yeah, I left early because I wanted to watch YouTube videos on my couch and everyone died. But shit happens. But this person is probably crying at some fucking work, some fucking therapist that their job pays for. Own your decisions and own your life. It's terrible what happened, but you left early because you're a bum and own that. Typically, the tasks of handling helicopter traffic and managing the planes are divided from 10am to 9:30pm at the airport, according to the preliminary report, after 9:30, the duties are normally combined with traffic less. But an air traffic control supervisor combined those duties sometime before 9:30pm and allowed one air traffic controller to leave early. So this is the supervisor's fault because they're trying to curry favor with some. Some other supervisor they're probably having sex with. I have no proof of this is my guess. Or they. They're. They're. They want to have sex with. The staffing configuration was not normal for the time of day and volume of traffic. So a supervisor said, hey, it looks a. Why don't you get out of here? Whatever that person's name was. Maybe their last name was Thomas. Why don't you get out of here, Thomas? You sure? Yeah, we got it handled, Thomas. Their last name's Thomas. Get out of here. Go home and watch the Good Place. What's that? It was a sitcom from many years ago co created by the creator of Hacks. What's Hacks? Thomas, will you get out of here? We got it handled. What do you think is going to happen? A plane's going to plunge into the Potomac? Get out of here and go watch the Good Place on Hulu and enjoy your night. Order some Thai food. We'll just be here killing people. Get out of here. We're turning the river into a mass grave tonight. Thomas. All of these people should answer. All of them. All of these people, by the way, every one of these people should answer for why they did what they did on that day. People's lives were lost. And I'm a little sick of the attitude of these people in the airlines. I'm a little sick of it. I know that I just talked about how hard their jobs were, and they are hard. But they are you. The job you signed up for, the job you signed up for. And I want to know why. You fucked it up so badly that children, little figure skaters, terrible shit died in this thing. And maybe it's not the airline. I don't know. It's probably not the people on a plane, but maybe it's the air traffic controller. It's seemingly. You know, this is a huge tragedy in the figure skating community, legitimately is. Now, I'm not in that community, and I don't know much about it, you know, but I'm saying that's not good. Also the Blackhawk helicopter. What the fuck's going on over there? CNN comes out, or whoever did it. I forgot. They were like, there's no vi. There were no VIPs on the plane. There were no VIPs, no very important people. Well, that's nice. That's night. There's people at home watching this. Their loved ones are in the river. And then the media comes out and goes, there were no VIP that's disgusting. Let's see who said that. I'm blaming cnn, but it's probably not cnn, but maybe it is. I don't know who said that there was no VIPs on the plane. You know, it's crazy to say that literally, as people are finding out that their family members have been killed, the media comes out and says there were no VIPs on the plane. Was that CBS News? Did they say it looks like Bradley Bowman. Who the hell's that? Black former Blackhawk pilot. He said there were no VIPs on. The former Blackhawk pilot, Bradley Bowen has flown the route. He said he would be fair to describe it as routine. Let's see, what do we got? And so you, you don't want the first time you're doing that to be with the VIP in the back. So he's not. He's. So he basically said the day to day mission of the aviation unit is what we call priority air transport to fly VIPs around. And if you're going pick up the chief of staff of the army at the Pentagon and fly him on a night mission, you don't want the first time you're doing that to be the VIPs in the back. So you do these regular training missions to make sure that you know your trade. So here's what he was saying, and this is not what I mean there. The media came out, so there were no VIPs on the plane. But what he's basically saying is the reason they're flying these, these missions at night, they're not combat missions, but they're flying Blackhawk helicopters at night. They're training because occasionally they're going to have to pick up Pete Hegseth and take him to aa. Come on. Come on. I'm a professional. You didn't even see it coming. You had no idea it was coming. You had no idea it was coming. No one knew it was coming. No one knew it was coming. And that was funny. No matter what you believe, even if you're a Vivekarama, selling a car privately can be a real headache. Endless negotiations, tire kickers and paperwork hassles. But there's a better way to get your unused car off your hands. For 30 years, cars for Kids has perfected the car donation process to make it truly effortless. 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We're at a confirmation hearing, sitting next to Megyn Kelly and the very attractive Amaryllis Kennedy, his niece. Attractive women. Who knew? I'm kidding. Did the Biden, the. The Biden have hotties? They might have. Biden administration. Jill was probably fetching in her day. Jill Biden. Before she started dragging her husband around and forcing him to be the president. I want you to bring up Sanders v. Kennedy. This is a confirmation hearing. RFK And I've had discussions with this man. I believe he is the best man for the job. He understands what my parents didn't, which is that fast food is bad in my house. We were confused on that. We thought if it was fast and hot and cheap, it was good. If we didn't have to make it ourselves, it was good. I was raised and my generation was raised at Wendy's at McDonald's, at Taco Bell, at Burger King, at Boston Market. And that was the healthy option. The healthy option was Boston Market. That was as good as it got for my generation. That was as good as it got, was Boston Market. And RFK understands how fucked we all are because of that. He gets it. So what RFK wants to do is ban the poison food. He wants to ban the food dyes, the additives, how chem the chemically processed sludge we feed our little fat children. And sure they're fun on Instagram with their catchphrases, these little fatties. Sure it's fun to have a little fatty on Instagram of these guys. But guess what? You grow up fatty and people forget the catchphrase. They forget your song on TikTok. They forget it and you're just a fatty. Boom, batty. So what has to happen is rfk. And it's too late for my generation. But it is not late to save these fat little influencers. Yes, and many of them are cute and jolly. The point is this. Their insides are rotting because of what we're feeding them. Stop dragging your children around and making them eat sandwiches on TikTok. It's unhealthy. If TikTok had been around, I would have been the biggest star in the world. Cuz my parents would have dragged me to Wendy's and make me. They would make me eat Monterey ranch chicken sandwiches in front of everybody. And I would have had a fun catchphrase too. It would have been fun. Eat the sandwich and then say something fun. And then I'd. Because that was when they put the bacon in the ranch dressing in the Monterey Jack cheese and it was in the gold little wrapper. And I would eat it and I'd go, mmm, it's so warm. Or whatever. My catchphrase would have been, I don't know. God, it's warm in there. I love chicken in my mouth. I don't know what it would have been, but it would have been good and I would have been on the right track. But RFK is trying to, to, to, to, to stop this. And people are mad at him because he made a few statements about vaccines and linking them to like transgender school shooters. Who cares? Listen fast and loose. Sometimes with the chatter, it happens. You ever go out late night, you just talking? Sometimes he's talking, sometimes he makes good. But we clearly didn't need to give 18 year old healthy soccer players a COVID vaccine. A lot of them are collapsing with heart attacks on the field. That's not good. They didn't need the COVID vaccine, probably. I mean, we're all looking back at it. No, we didn't need it. But rk, you know, he's an interesting guy. He's a wild guy, but, you know, he's. He has some of the right instincts. This guy's family's mad at him. Like his. I don't know, Rory and Caroline and these other people, they're angry at him and they're writing letters, and one of his nephews is doing tiktoks. Or maybe it's not his nephew. I don't even know. I don't know how it all works, but one of these guys is trying to get famous off hating on the guy. You know what I mean? It's not right. It's not right to get famous hating on your family. You can't see me. I'm not here. But the point is, this RFK is going. You're going to get a gun in your face when you try to go and get the McGriddle. And that's what you need. You need a gun to get pointed at you. He's going to put the military at Costco. They're going to take that Costco family and put them in Gitmo. All of this can happen if you just confirm this man. He will put the Costco. Except the Rizzler, who we like, but like myself, he needs reform. The Rizzler needs reform. Me and the Rizzler should be sent to a camp where we are cooked for and people make us work out and they. And they tell us we're stars. But the other two have to be put to death publicly. Yes, and the mother and the sister. So, rfk, My point is this. Get Sanders up. Who's yelling at this? RFK is taking it all here. Every person is in this guy's family. I mean, you know, this guy's kids are Democrats. That's how bad this guy's got it. Everybody's around. The guy's a Democrat. He's trying to help people. It's fun to see the Democrats shill for Big Pharma and big fucking McFlurry. It's very interesting. Nobody believes anything. It's a mad dash for power. Understand this. We are in the ugly phase of the middle of the end of the empire here, where everybody. There's a lot of gnashing of the teeth. Nobody really believes in anything except their own power, their own ability to manufacture a reason for themselves to have power. So all these senators are grandstanding. Elizabeth Warren's like a theater kid. She's like a theater kid. She's like, not to be taken seriously. Whatever. She's going at rfk. But she's so over the top. Promise not to sell the vaccine. Sit. She thinks she's in Wicked. It's enough already with her. She. It's too much. You can make the points. But now Sanders goes at RFK for selling a onesie that says, no vax, no problem. Let's get this up. Sanders is going at RFK because RFK is. Is. And I'll tell you this right now, because RFK sells a onesie that says unvaxed, unafraid. And here's the thing. I respect Bernie Sanders, but I was fucking disappointed in him. You do not go at a man's merch. You do not go at a man's merch. That's fucked up. We're all sensitive about our merch. It's not our main line of business. It's not what we've put the work into. I'm not Donna Karan, ok? I'm putting out merch because the people enjoy the message. And the program. For you to go at my merch sucks publicly. It's fucked up. For you to say, oh, it's. It's sucks. It's ugly. Who would ever wear that? That's fucked up. I'm trying to sell it to people. You don't go with a man's merch. It's fucked, bro. I didn't go at the Field of Burn. There was a lot of merch. You were. You had. Okay. It wasn't always the best, but it was like, whatever. And I respect this guy because he's got values and he's got principles. But you don't go at a man's fucking line. That's this man's clothing line. Call him something. Call him names. Say he's unfit for the job. Say he's a shill for frivolous lawsuits, if you must, which I don't believe. Say he's a crank and a kook. Call him a conspiracy theory. Do not go at his merch like that publicly. That's hurting his business. We're living in a time now. People don't go with someone's meme coin and don't go with their merch. Have the respect to leave people's business alone. Keep their business out of your mouth. There's no benefit to being in government now unless you can have a coin or merge. So we need to, like, establish that you can trade insults, call each other pedophiles all day and all night. Don't tank the coin. Don't tank my coin. Don't tank my coin. Don't fuck with my merch. There has to be boundaries unless this is going to get ugly quickly. Politicians right now are entrepreneurs. They have fan bases. Those fan bases are buying things. And it's important that that keeps happening because there's nothing left in this rotted corpse of an empire other than the exchange of goods and services. And they're cute. No vax, no problems. Cute. Do you have that? Can you get that up? Can you get the actual exchange up? Where Bernie Sanders disgustingly goes at this man's merch. It's literally, I felt sick to my stomach. You can make RFK answer for a lot of stuff, but you don't make someone answer for what they're selling on their website. You're not making. You don't make somebody answer for what they're selling on their website. It doesn't matter. Oh, you don't like my mug? Fuck off, bro. I'm making a living. It's the fake business mug. What's next? You're going to go whatever Cash Patel is doing? Let's watch this. This is Senator Sanders acting deplorably by publicly assailing a man's merchandise on national television in front of the country. It is the lowest. Literally, it's the lowest thing I've ever seen. Sanders, do you have a group called.
