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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank you for being with us again. Thank you to everyone who watched the Candace Owens episode. I know that that did very well. We appreciate Candace coming on and she's hella pregnant. As she said, she's about to pop. And then it was nice to have her on. Not, not. Some of my Jewish friends texted me and they were not thrilled about it. You know, they were not happy about it. And hey, not everyone's going to be happy all the time. Not everyone's going to be happy all the time. And that's okay. We had a lovely conversation about Harvey Weinstein, a Jewish person who has been wrongly accused of things. And Candace is working very hard to get him out of jail. So let's foreign. Let's all realize that as well. I just got back from Boston the the kids at the Harvard Lampoon. I have a friend of mine, a guy who worked on my ill fated talk show with Netflix. How are the other talk shows doing there? Not great. But the ill fated talk show I, I did at Netflix. One of the kids at at in the Harvard Lampoon worked on it. So he had me go to the Lampoon last night and they did like, they like I got inducted. I don't know what that means, but it was very sweet of them and they were very nice kids. You know, the Harvard Lampoon's like a famous literary magazine where a lot of comedy writers came from. Conan legendary, obviously, and Colin Joe's came from there. A lot of comedy writers, people who wrote the Simpsons and everything. I don't know what it has to do with comedy now. I think it's more like a frat now. I don't, you know, like one of the guys, I'm like, what do you major? And he's like, economics. And I swear to God he goes with a focus on systems of control. I swear to God he said that he goes with a focus on systems of control. And I was like, hilarious, hilarious. And then you talk to the kids and they're like, yeah, they're like, I'm going to New York. I'm going to work at, you know, private equity and then hopefully get into comedy. I'm like the famous private equity to comedy pipeline, of course, but I get it. If my kid went to Harvard and said, I'm going to be a comedian, I would drown them. I would fully submerge them in water until they couldn't breathe. But it was like a relic of another era and it was really cool to see. But, yeah, I mean, it's like, I get it. Go, go, go into the world of private equity and then from there get into comedy, go into hedge funds and then slip, slide into comedy. Seems. And you know, the thing about the kids at Harvard, they're a little smug, which I get, because they're at Harvard and they should be. They're also kind of as smart as they all are. They're a little out of it as well. Like, one of them was like, why don't you spend more time in la? And I go, well, it's really depressing. And he goes, why? And I go, well, the entertainment industry is collapsing. And he goes, what do you mean? It's like, what do you mean, what do I mean? They just don't know. They don't know. They go, hacks is a good show. People write for hacks. I go, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like 10 people. The rest of the people are in their bathroom with a noose. Like, I mean, you know, but they don't. They don't quite understand that, which is why it's good to get the first few years of comedy in a blackrock. Very important. First few years of comedy you get in a black rock and, you know, you'll be the. But they were sweet. They were very nice, most of them. Most of them were very nice. You know, there's a. There's something about. And it was an interesting time to be at Harvard because Trump is now in a war with Harvard and other Ivy League schools because he feels like they didn't do enough to protect Jewish students during the encampments. If you remember the encampments, which. The one at Harvard was very small. These guys were walking me around Harvard and It was like 10, 10. Again, anecdotally, everyone I met at Harvard was Jewish, and they all seem fine. Anecdotally. Anecdotally. I'm not saying that it wasn't a hostile environment. I think if you commit a crime, you got to go. If you punch a Jewish person, you have to go. If you. You know what I mean? I get it. If you're Doing that, you gotta go. Um, but if you're just participating in a protest or if you are writing an op ed, you know, I mean, this is crazy, right? To deport you crazy. But again, it seemed like they were the Jewish students I met at Harvard seemed anecdotally fine. They made it through it. They were able to get through it anecdotally. Again, they might have had trauma deep, deep down on the surface. Seemed fine. Seemed fine. But again, that's the. But one of them, we were having dinner and one of them said, my girlfriend's Brazilian and she might get deported. Cuz Harvard's refusing to comply because the Trump administration is creepily being like, give us all the student records, we want all the disciplinary records, we want everything. We want to know who said what, who did what. They're scrubbing social media, they're doing all this shit that is fundamentally un American. It should and you shouldn't do. If you went to a protest and you conducted yourself, you know, you were protesting, you weren't like damaging property or, you know, listen, if you take over a building for a week and you're assaulting people, you're probably going to get thrown out. But if you just go to a protest, you know, and you, you yell a few slogans from the river to the sea. If you're, if you do a little from the river to the sea in the quad, just to kind of be seen, should you be deported a little Globalize the intifada from the quad, you don't even know what it means. I don't know what that means. I don't know what it means. I know it. People don't like it. I'm not for it necessarily. I don't want to globalize the intifada. But if you did a little globalize the intifada on your way to a party in the quad, again, are you, should you be deported? Probably not. You're in college, you're not a kid, you're an adult, but you're a young adult. You don't have all your ideas fully formed. That's the point of going to college. The point of going to college is to get into the Harvard Lampoon and think you're a comedian for four years and then go work for BlackRock. That's the point of college. It's like. And there's nothing wrong with it. It's why we need a college. I major in economics with a focus on systems of control. The fun thing about Russia is like, the people that are designing the prison don't think they're clowns as well. Like, they're not trying to write clever artists. The one thing you got to give to Russia is the people that are, like, building the prison in which you will live in all ways do not also. They don't do it like a cutesy, clever, sardonic way. But that's the point of cut. The point of college is to be in college is to be young. It's to go and do things, to experiment sexually, to experiment with ideas, to, to, to, to. To try to be the type of person that you think will be a successful one. Right? Like, that's the whole point. We shouldn't be isolating other a minute or an hour of someone's life and judge them on the basis of that. It seems crazy to do, but I was having dinner with all these Harvard kids and they were like, do you think it's a. Do you think it's a bad PR move for Trump if these kids start getting ripped off of Harvard's campus and deported? And I said, let me tell you something. It's Harvard. If Trump rolled through Harvard with tanks and killed all of you, and I mean killed all of you, okay, it would. He would still win that PR war. It's Harvard. You are the least sympathetic people in the world. It just is what it is. You're not people that anyone would feel bad. People would watch. They would watch it like they watch, you know, Sunday night for Monday Night Football. They would sit there and watch you get taken out of these dorms, lined up and shot in the head. And they would do it with glee. They would gleefully watch it. They wouldn't care. That's why the Trump people, if you notice what they're doing, they're going at. Like he's not. By the way, all these mass deportations that a lot of people wanted aren't happening. They're just not happening. So if you elected Trump to get rid of the 10 million people that came that Biden let in, you're not getting it. You're just not getting. A lot of people are not happy about that. You're not getting it. What you are getting is these very politicized deportations of certain bad elements. Debatably. But a lot of, you know, deportations of criminals that are people in the country, people selling fentanyl or whatever, murderers to an El Salvador in jail, which is probably not long term the best thing. What if a Democrat wins the next time and wants to send Joe Rogan to a jail in El Salvador? What about that. Did you ever think about that? Did you ever think of how Theo Von would fare in an El Salvador in prison? He'd do phenomenally, by the way. He would do phenomenally and his show would be very interesting from that prison. But that's what you, you have a highly kind of politicized attacks. And he knows, they know that Ivy League schools like Harvard and Columbia, nobody feels bad for students at Harvard or Columbia. And people are rightfully kind of fed up with Ivy League universities. They, they, they look at them and you know, these kids behave in very silly, ridiculous ways. Even when I went to the encampment at ucla, which is not an, I think. But you have these like non binary Asians dressed in the full garb. They look like Hamas, but it's non binary Asians in the Hamas garb. And it's very hard to take any of them seriously. You cannot take any of these people seriously because they also have lists of like, food they want, they need, because they're, they want to. They can't leave the encampment, but they need food and the food needs to be vegan and the food needs to be there. You cannot take any of these people seriously. Hey, say what you want about Hamas. You do take them seriously. You do take Hamas seriously. You do, you do, you certainly do. But these kids, and I even said it to a few of them at ucla, I said, you're, you're not Hamas. You don't have it. You don't have. You took a photo with me. Now, maybe a few people in Hamas would do that too, but most of them would not. Most of them. It's eyes on the prize. That's the thing with Hamas, isn't it? It's eyes on the prize. Not saying it's good, but I'm saying there's a level of focus that a lot of the kids at the encampments didn't have. So when you're an adult and you're watching this, you're watching them take over buildings and do these very theatric, silly things. And again, we're not debating the merits of what, of, of the Israel, Gaza thing. We're just saying this. You're not going to allow children to take over colleges in America. It's not going to happen. You're not going to allow. It's not going, it's not going to happen. But I also think deporting a lot of them that are here on legal visas is silly and is ridiculous. Let them work at blackrock. Let them do it. Everybody is Trying to steal your personal information right now, it's crazy. They're trying to steal it and they're trying to open credit cards and bank accounts in your name. Be afraid, be very afraid. Identity Guard is offering our listeners a 30 day free trial and 60% off when you go to Identity Card Deck. 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And it, it, it, it's, it's kind of going hand in hand with Ukraine, although the way they manifest is a little different on the right. Predominantly about the Israel question. You have people that feel like the United States of America should not be co signing all of Israel's activities. And then you have people on the right that believe that the Israel Hamas question is an existential threat to Western civilization and that Israel needs to do whatever it has to do to vanquish, vanquish Hamas. Benjamin Netanyahu came out and really said, hey, those hostages, their issue too. They're issue two. Issue one will be getting rid of Hamas. And Hamas is anyone and everyone that we get, that's Hamas of any age, of any gender, anywhere they happen to be, that's Hamas. And the hostages are issued too. Again, it's Benjamin Netanyahu. It's his quote, he said Hamas, the total decapitation of Hamas, eliminating all Hamas fighters is, is issue one, hostages are issue two. That's one side of the right that believes that whatever Israel needs, we got to be there to do it. And the other side of the right believes that we are too cozy, too close. This is not doing anything for America's national security. We need to stay out of wars, especially a war with Iran, which has divided the right as well. Because the people who believe we need to co sign everything Israel does also believe that we need to go into Iran. On the left, it is a very similar schism. It's almost the same exact one. You have people that do not want to support Israel and then you have people that do. You have people that are against a commitment to Israel financially and a war with Iran, and then you have people that are for an unended open ended commitment to Israel and whatever they want to do and war with Iran. On the left as well. We've reached a very interesting place and we now have a woman I want to introduce you to who symbolizes what I'm talking about. And, and what I mean is there is an establishment and there is, I don't want to call it a deep state because I think though it. That doesn't fully explain what it is. I know that's what a lot of people say it is. They're not necessarily wrong. I'm just sick of hearing that those two words. But you have an establishment that's neither really principally left or right. They're concerned predominantly with the preservation of the American empire and the expansion of the American empire, which is why they will destroy the chances of Bernie Sanders, someone who I like and would vote for. I'd vote for Bernie Sanders. I think he has integrity in the same way that they tried to destroy Donald Trump through legal means and maybe other means, depending on what you think happened in Butler, Pennsylvania, this is kind of every now and then they throw a person at you. This establishment, which again is not. It's amorphous. It's not left or right. Like for example, Sam Harris, who's a liberal but critical of Islam and pro free speech, but not pro all free speech, who's a very smart guy but kind of hard to pinpoint, who runs a meditation app but also believes that Israel should just bomb anyone at any time. That it think it is hilarious to be a guy who runs a meditation app and he spends half the time telling people about breathing and how to self actualize and the other half of the time telling people that we need to bomb as many children as humanly possible until Israel feels comfortable. That's just an interesting archetype of person. It just is. Okay, I want everybody right now to breathe. I want you to breathe in and out. I want you to breathe in and out. Breathe in and out. I want to start from your breath and start from your breathing. What we need to do is indiscriminately bomb women and children. We need to indiscriminately bomb women and children right now. Imagine you were drone. Feel the freedom of being a drone. Feel the freedom of being a drone. I want you to focus on your, on your breath. Focus on your breath and feel the freedom of being a drone. Where would you fly if you were a drone? Iran. I think you'd fly right to Iran. You'd fly to Iran and eliminate their nuclear capability. You'd do it before you even had the chance to find a diplomatic solution. I want you to breathe. I want you to breathe in and out. Right now. I want you to imagine an apartment complex. There's children playing soccer outside. Now it's gone. It's gone because there were bad people in it. Now they're all gone. Now it's rubble. And I know it's sad, but it's necessary. Collateral damage. I want you to say two words. Collateral damage. Focus on your breathing. Focus on your breathing. Manifest the reality you want to see. Do people from Gaza still live there? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. They're gone. Where are they? We don't know. Focus on your breathing. In and out, in and out. It's an interesting archetype of person to be. This is what I mean. You can't pinpoint people anymore. It's not as simple as my aunt whose daughter is non binary who lives in Massachusetts, who's kind of a witch, who was a librarian at a city college, feels one way she may end up agreeing with your Pot belly drunk uncle from Daytona beach who's on a boat. You don't know. It's not easy anymore to just say, you're this, you're that. The establishment needs to step in, and they are. They need to provide you with somebody who believes in everything and also, more importantly, nothing. Not one thing. Not one thing. Enter a woman who I believe is the establishment choice for the presidency. She is. She does not serve, by her own admission. She does not serve only one ideology. She has worked for both Bush. I believe she worked for Obama. Let's play. And by the way, she recently told Bernie Sanders, she. She recently said, I don't want you to use the word oligarchy. I don't want you to use the word oligarchy because it doesn't resonate with the American people. Here's what that really means. Stop talking about this thing that exists that I work for. Stop speaking of this. Stop talking about this. You're giving away the game. You're giving away the game. She doesn't want anyone to have a word for the thing. This blob that doesn't serve anyone except the financial interest of a small sliver of the population who write humorous pieces for a magazine in Boston. Now, I want. She had a very close Senate race, this woman. She had a very close Senate race. Now, she had the edge in donations because the donations pour in and we know where they come from. This is what happens. All of a sudden, someone from the intelligence community decides they actually have a passion for democratic civil engagement, and they want to be a congressman or a senator. They always. They come from the intelligence community. They say, I'm sick of poisoning people at different embassies. I want to be in front of the camera. And they, they. All of a sudden, this person starts to be very well funded. They start to show up out of nowhere. This bitch who no one knows about gives the speech when Donald Trump gives a State of the Union where whatever you think of Trump, he is killing. He's got a young black kid with brain cancer. He's like, you're the Secretary of Defense or whatever he did. It was killer. Now, this bitch out of nowhere is like, Barack Obama, by the way, plugged it. And Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, to be fair, I mean, he came out of what, Texas. He was, you know, I mean, we knew his parents, but this guy just emerged. These people emerged. Now he was the governor of Texas. He had won an election, but a lot of these people just emerge. So this woman, Eliza Slotkin, emerges from the depths of Langley, Virginia from some basement under the CIA. We don't know who this woman is. She ran a very tight Senate race. She got a lot of funding and a lot of money. And all we know about her so far really is that she's here to promote bipartisan ship and she's against wokeness and the Democratic party's gotta with the woke but don't speak about the ola. She's not woke, but she doesn't want you to talk about the oligarchy. So now here she's from the CIA and she's now emerged, she's now the senator. And it was a tight race but she somehow all of the fundraiser, all of the money started coming in and she had these high profile endorsements. Here is one of her campaign ads, why she's running. Eliza Slotkin for the United States Senate. Go.