Tim Dillon (5:23)
The mom's probably right. Stop it there. The mom is probably right because I don't know anything about the other woman. But the mom is probably saying, listen, I know the DNA of these people that are going to come and they're going to try to steal your money and they're going to use you for Your fame. And the mom probably is correct on that. The mother knows. And this kid probably doesn't like it because, you know, the. She's got good box. The whatever her name is. Nick Nickel. Nicola. Nicola. And the mom's like, listen, we'll. We'll get you from your past that I will get you an approved that the family approves of. We will get a gold digging whore that the family approves of. We just don't like this one. And he's hitting back, going, hey, that's not fair. I get to choose my own gold digging whore. I'm an adult. And the mother goes, listen, we got gold digging whores on speed dial. We can get a gold digging whore here in five minutes. The one you have chosen is not. We do not like that particular gold digging whore. And then Brooklyn Beckham probably got upset at that. And you know, the mother's, you know, she's meddling. So she, she calls him and she goes, hey, I'm in the supermarket, I just bumped into this gold digging whore that I love. And then he's like, stop doing this. I have found my gold digging whore. Please, mom. But the point of this whole thing, I guess is that kids are going no contact from their parents, right? This is something that's happening. David and Victoria Beckham family drama pulls in a generation unafraid to go no contact. You know, people are basically giving up on the idea of family. Which, by the way, I don't know how I feel about that. I'm saying I'm pro family. I'm very much that. Not my family. But I'm pro other people's families. No, I am, I'm pro families. I see when I'm out. I'm pro them. I'm pro your family. I like that whole idea. My family personally is I'm not super pro them, but the institution of family. And there's people in my family that I'm for and there's people that I'm. That I'm. That I'm not for. I'm not against them. But there are people that we've decided mutually that there's nothing and nothing is worse than a fake family. You have to be a real family or nothing. That's what I think no contact is. I think no contact is people just going, I think we're not going to pretend anymore to do the bullshit. We either love each other and we're an actual family, which again, I am for on the record or we're this other thing. This thing that's like we Feel obligated, but no one likes it, and it's not for anybody, and it doesn't matter. And it's only a few times a year. And we're trying to, like, get out of it. I'm not saying there's not value in a limited relationship with your family, but people are not as into that now. This is something that is happening. You know, people don't seem to be as into like. And some of it is political. Some of it is political. I said last episode. There are people who like Donald Trump more than their children. There's nothing to be done about that. And there's people that hate Donald Trump more than they love their sister or brother. And that's where we're at in, as a country, where people go, yeah, we grew up together. We shared a room for 10 years. You cried on my shoulder when your boyfriend dumped you. You know, we were there together when we found out mom got killed by that drunk driver. But I just. I can't get past your support for tariffs. I can't. I won't, I won't, I won't. Don't you understand? It's a tax paid by the people. Whatever it is, there are people who've just decided that their political allegiances mean more to them. They get more happiness out of it. Here's the thing. I could bemoan this. I could. I could say. And I. And I will. That it's a terrible development. Right? Like, it's bad and it is, but, you know, like, it's obvious that you shouldn't care about, like, I don't know, you know, Greenland or something more than your own family. You know, I'm just pulling that out of thin air. But people are not getting as much enjoyment out of their family as they are out of either loving or hating Donald Trump. It's the ultimate drug that people, they cannot. They will not get. Reconnecting with their brother and reminiscing about old times. Whatever happened to that bar? Remember you met that crazy chick in that bar. That's not gonna do it anymore. Because in the middle of that, in the middle of that human moment that two human beings are having about a human event that happened a long time ago, one of them is going to look at their phone to just find Donald Trump. It doesn't matter how personal the anecdote is. It doesn't matter how deeply they are trying to connect. It doesn't matter. They could be talking about how mom fought her cancer and she called us into the room. We all held hands it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter whether they love or hate Trump. It doesn't matter. They, in the middle of that are. They're going to look at their phone and they're going to find Donald Trump. I'm telling you, it won't matter what they're talking about. The time where you could imagine that happening. Like, they're in a tiny house in Pennsylvania. It's not tiny. It's whatever. It's totally respectable size, and it's a suburb, and it's autumn, and people are finally meeting each other and they're meeting their families, and there's a profound human moment there where, like, people that haven't spoken in a while or just haven't seen each other in a while, and I've been there and I've witnessed this. It's like a profoundly human moment. Kind of awkward in the beginning. Few glasses of wine and, you know, people are trying to steer the ship into neutral waters and. And then maybe you have a lot of fun before the end of the night. It's a deeply human ritual that has been done forever and that now is interrupted. It's inevitably interrupted by people that cannot. They cannot go more than a few minutes without staring at Donald Trump. It is the only thing our country does now, and there's good reason to do it. And he's off the wall, and some of the things he does are supremely crazy and other things are. Make sense, and then people treat those things like they're crazy. So it just doesn't. It. No. No one's making up. No one's got a new opinion on Trump, by the way. Nobody's trying to figure anything out anymore. It's the ultimate. It shuts down every attempt at human connection. This one guy who we paid very little attention to for. For his whole life, I mean, he was like. He was like a popular reality star and he was like a real estate developer. We know, like, I don't have to go back, but he is. Since 2016, for the last decade, it has been impossible to think of the world without thinking of this man first. He comes before the world. He's first. It's not Davos. It's Trump at Davos. It's not, you know, Iran. It's Trump, then Iran. He's. So it's not your brother or sister, it's Trump. And then how your said brother or sister feels about Trump. There are people who have died without reconnecting with their siblings because of Trump, because of politics. And there's a good Amount of them. There's a good amount of people that on their deathbed, just wanted to hear about, about Donald Trump. They didn't want their brother or sister to fly in and come into the room. And if they did, if they did, they fought about Trump. I know these stories. There were people on their deathbed, their oldest living relative, the person they've known the longest on earth, comes into the room. They know the lights are closing. It's over. Time is short. Words matter. Words have a weight they've never had before. And they want to discuss Donald Trump. I can't believe you. You like this Donald Trump at the end of their life, it did. Nothing will stop. It's like nothing. So there's a lot of families now that can't, for whatever reason, be in the same room. They can't. They can't do holidays. They can't. So what's. And here's the other thing. This is the other thing that nobody's talking about and that people should talk about, because I think it is this no contact that everyone's saying is, is new is not new. There's now a term for it like, no, she went no contact. A lot of people, for many, for a long time, have not had great relationships with their families. And a lot of their families have done not nice things to them. And, you know, people's. Some of people's families are dangerous. Some people's families are. It's a liability to be in your family, like, to just exist in your family, and you'll meet these people. And they go, yeah, well, you know, my, you know, my mom is a psychopath and had a bunch of boyfriends that came in and abused me, all this horrible stuff. And people can get over that. People can get over that. People go back to their mother and say, I know you let a bunch of your boyfriends rape me. And I'm fine with that. I've come to terms with that. But I cannot understand your support for Donald Trump. I can't. I don't mind the endless stream of people that have came into our home and raped me. I am. I don't know how many it was. I stopped counting. And I have worked through that with therapists and ketamine therapy and trauma, and I know that they paid you to do it, and I don't love that. And so the pimping me out, and that was bad, but I've gotten over that. What I cannot get over, what I cannot get over is the fact that, that you support Donald Trump. I won't I will never get over that. I will never get rape me and sell me to men. Sure. Sure. Fine. 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It will be reversed immediately by a Democratic president. That's number one. Number two, if you pass legislation and then attach enforcement to that, you pass laws, you then have laws by which the country is governed that will prevent illegal immigration. If you do a reality show spectacle where you're grabbing people here and there, left and right, and it revs everybody up and you then have protests everywhere and you have violence and you have ICE responding to that with deadly force, you don't have a long term solution. What you do is you're stirring the pot and creating like mini civil wars all over the country that people are watching on television. But you don't have like the enforcement of laws. And you're not going after employers that are employing illegal labor. You're not going after Steve Wynn. You're not going after the big hotel magnets that, you know employ illegal labor. You're not going after big agricultural firms that do the same thing. So you're going after people. Some of them are bad people, some of them are probably pedophiles or some of them have committed crimes or murderers, whatever, get them out of here. And there's nobody's illegal on stolen land. Things stupid. And we've done, we've gone over that, but you have to also. Now how are you going to get Your house, your third house in Miami built in, in 18 months if you crack down on illegal labor in the construction. But, well, you're not. You're not. So the endless amount of real estate, like speculation that like, you know, the whole economy is that every reality show is about real estate. Every single thing, every. That slows down. But here's the good news. Nobody can afford a fucking house anyway. The real estate that's being built in Miami is not for you. It's not for you. It's for really rich fucks who want it built quickly. If any of this made sense, and I've said it before, housing would be. If you are using Illegal labor to build housing. Housing should be cheap, right? That would be the whole point. You go, well, a house is cheap. Like, sure, there's illegal labor being used, but it's cheap. Now, agriculture, why is a lot of illegal labor using agriculture? Well, then the food should be cheap, right? Well, no, the food's not cheap. It's the most expensive it's ever been. Well, what about the houses? They're the most expensive they've ever been. Huh. What about staying in hotels and eating out at restaurants? I mean, all of this has come down, surely, because of all the illegal labor. No, that's more expensive than it's ever been. Right, right. Interesting. So here is Donald Trump's new Board of Peace. And this is a. I believe it's a group of. Whatever it is, I don't know, it's dictators or something. But they are all sitting there in chairs and they are, they're in suits and they look nice and like. This is a reality show spectacle. Again, let's see what this is. I'm very bullish on this Board of Peace. The Chairman of the Board of Peace, the President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. This is good, the Board of Peace. This is good. You've got Orban there from Hungary and a bunch of people. It's the Board of Peace. Now we're going to attack Iran, I think, in 24 hours. I wonder how, I wonder how that's going to look. Did the Board of Peace vote on that? Where's the Board of Peace on this Gaza reconstruction? Oh, Malay, Javier Malay. That guy. Love his hair. Well, that's the Board of Peace. President of the United States has the Board of Peace. He loves boards. He loves big tables and boardrooms. And I like that he's brought his brand to the Oval Office, like in the way he does things. We have a Board of Peace where we can all meet and you know, which. So here's the Board of Peace. Here's who's in it. Albania, Argentina. Argentina, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Belarus, Bulgaria, Egypt, Hungary, Indonesia, Israel. I mean, hey, let's be, hey, is there, is there a country that exemplifies peace more than Israel? I mean, as long as they're on the Board of Peace, I'm thrilled. Jordan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Mongolia, Morocco, Pakistan, Paraguay, Qatar. Another. It's all peaceful. Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vietnam and Kazakhstan. Declined is France, Norway, Spain, Sweden, Slovenia. And then invited a hell of a lot of people and I guess. Oh, but the invitation was rescinded on January 22 to Canada. Canada is not allowed to join the Board of Peace. Trump has rescinded it. I don't know why. It doesn't matter. It's probably the Carney guy. Mark Carney probably said something Trump didn't like. So we have a Board of Peace. It's a board that will discuss where we go to war and, and that irony. Sure, sure. Speaking of, of irony, Jared Kushner, friend of the show, is AS is working on the redevelopment of Gaza. And we wish him well and we wish him luck because, by the way, this isn't easy to do. It is very hard to go kill a bunch of people and their families and then get them really excited to work in your hotels. This is not easy. I'm telling you. It's not an easy thing to do. It's hard to motivate your employees in a normal situation. Imagine if you'd killed all of their mothers. It's bad. It is tough. I've worked these low level tourism jobs. It's tough. It's tough. You gotta be like, we have a brand here. When the guest comes in, we focus on the guest experience. You know, they come in from the moment they step out of their car to the moment their head hits the pillow. We focus on the guest experience. You know, Now, I know some of you are still mad about that thing we did with. To your family or whatever. You know, we get it. Hey, you know, a lot of us feel sorry about that, too. We all feel sorry about it. But we gotta move on from that. Let's not, let's, let's leave that in 2025. Leave that energy in 2025. Miss me? With that energy, they're gonna, they'll appropriate some black female terms. Miss me with that energy, huh? As soon as the guest gets out of the car, you are to focus on the guest experience. Now, I know, I know it's going to be. It's because many of the guests are going to be Israelis. I know, I get it. I understand. But working at this hotel with people that killed your family is your life now. And we're all. And this is the dream. This is the dream. You get to work at this hotel. I mean, this is, by the way, as satirical as I think I'm being. This is the full reality of what's going to happen. They're going to have to mediate. Now, if they even let the people from Gaza work in some of these hotels, and they probably will or have to, and they're going to have to, like, mediate disagreements and, you know, like can you imagine being the human resources person there at one of these hotel, like the nightmare job that's going to be? I understand. Listen, Mustafa, I understand that. I understand that this is triggering for you being here in this hotel because not, not. Not a half a mile away was the home that you shared with your family, all who burned alive in front of you. And I know that that is very tough, and I appreciate that. And we all here at Four Seasons New Gaza, we all appreciate that. But it's no reason to leave the luggage cart in the lobby unattended. People want their luggage brought up to their room. They don't want their bags unattended. As safe as it is here, people are very weird about people going through their stuff. Some people have jewelry. They have very expensive things. So I know, Mustafa, that your family was burned alive in front of you not a half a mile from where we stand. And I know that sometimes you look off and you think about them and a great wave of guilt for being alive fills you. I listen to fully get it. Fully get it. But that is, again, no reason to. To leave the luggage cart in the lobby unattended. Just move the luggage car. We're not saying don't think about your family who is burned alive in front of you. We're just asking that while you do that, can you just disassociate while you move the luggage cart through the lobby to the elevator? We want a seamless experience, full integration. If you see someone not doing their job, tell us. If you see someone disassociating because they're thinking about their family who was burned alive, tell us. We can't have a bunch of people living in the past here and thinking about their family whose flesh was singed and they still have the smell in their nostrils. We need to get the luggage to the suite. Get it there, set it up for the people. This is Jared Kushner, folks, friend of the show. Now, I. Here's what I like about Jared Kushner. This is what I like about him. At no point I've seen Jared Kushner speak a lot of times. I know people that know him. I know people that were at a. They. They were at some beach club or something with him within. Ahmed, Ivanka, I've seen this guy speak. Here's what you would never. You would never think this guy's a human being, which is what I like. Like, he's. You would never think this guy's a human. I don't know what this guy is, and neither does he. He doesn't know. He's a guy who I. In. In my estimation, is being used by many. Like, there's many different entities that possess him from time to time. And he's so used to it. That's become his personality. Do you see? Many Reptilian entities are constantly clawing at him and trying to grab him from other dimensions. And that has become his personality. He's okay with it. When he was young, he goes, why did the monsters keep getting me? But now he goes, oh, I get it. Now he's at the podium and he's like, well, well, here's the thing. We got this project. So now he understands why the. The. The. The bad men, he used to call them. Why did the bad men keep trying to grab me? Well, it's because you're very useful. So the many entities from other dimensions are trying to grab him. Lots of Reptilians are always trying, and they don't even love it. They fight. The Reptilians go, I. I'm doing Kushner today. And they go, oh, he takes it out of you. You go, you're telling me. Because the Reptilians have to possess him. And so all day, one Reptilian entity is. Their job is to. Is to, like, make him do everything. Make him swim, if he's swimming. And. And it takes a lot out of the Reptilian. They're like, this takes a lot out of me. Because he's got nothing. There's. It's just nothingness inside him. So it takes all the energy of the reptilian energy alien. Now, some people have got a little going on to the Reptilians. Like, yeah, I do, like, 30% of the work on Dick Cheney. Somehow he's got the other 70%. But Kushner's got nothing. So let's take a look. Your friend of the show, Jared Kushner, updating us on the new Gaza redevelopment plan.
