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Tim Dillon
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show. Thank you for coming out to the birthday show that I did at the Hollywood Improv. It was very nice of everybody to come out here. I'm only in LA for a few more days and help me celebrate my birthday from the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, City of the future, city of dreams. And I'll hear nothing to the contrary. And it was, it was very nice. Thank you to Robbie Hoffman, Nikki Glaser and others who helped me celebrate my birthday. Of course, my birthday and many people's birthdays overshadowed by what's his name, Brooklyn Beckham's fallout with his family. This has been very difficult for everyone. I know it's been very hard for people to kind of go on about their daily activity, their daily life, kind of knowing how, how unhappy they all are over there, how everyone's hot and rich and no one's. And no one's happy. No one has any. They have the same problems as you do, but they're hot and rich, but, you know, you're all fat and not rich. I'm, I'm not, I'm not going at you. I'm saying statistically, that's America, that's genuinely America, like on average, statistically. But Brooklyn Beckham and his wife, what's her name? I don't know any of this. I think it's Nicoletta. Well, Nicoletta and Brooklyn Beckham, they're having. Oh, Nicole, Nicola, whatever. They're having problems with David Beckham and Victoria. They're in a feud. So they really, you know, listen, you think just because they're hot and rich that it's all good? No, they have the same problems as you shut up about your health care. You shut up about your health care. What do you need? Listen, and by the way, don't think that this will not be a common theme like petty family drama. Like very wealthy people, they're going to bring out petty family drama and you're going to. They're trying to invest you in that. And they're. And the message is clear. These people are just like you. You get mad, they get mad. You get in a fight with your parents, they get in a fight with their parents. So don't start complaining, don't start asking for things. Money ain't the answer. They're upset too. I was, I heard this. This was like a big news. Apparently in the, in the world of celebrity gossip, I don't pay attention to the Beckham's. I don't care about them at all. They're very uninteresting to me. David Beckham, you know, obviously we know who he is. His wife is what, Posh Spice, Right? Yes. So whatever. Immigrants. Right. And I don't pay attention to them because they don't do anything that I, you know, you know, like Harry and Megan are fun and you know, they're trying to destroy a monarchy and you know, destroy the world and everything. And that, that's interesting to me. A couple who's trying to do that. Say what you will about Harry and Meghan, but they are, they're recreating the death scene that his mother got, you know, she got killed. They're recreating that in Manhattan. And you know, I, I like them but the Beckhams are kind of boring and they don't have anything going on. So let's play the, let's play this from E. News. And what are the kids names again? It's like Cruz Beckham and Brooklyn Beckham. And yeah, so here are the. Here's the E. News. This was, this is the report on the Beckham family. Here we go.
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E! News Reporter
Brooklyn Peltz Beckham steps out with his wife Nicola Peltz Beckham amid a rift with his family. Three days after the estranged son of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham released a lengthy statement addressing his ongoing feud with his family. He was all smiles on a beach date with his wife in Malibu, California during the January 22nd outing with their dog. Brooklyn sported a brown sweatshirt and black pants and flashed his wedding ring while wrapping his arm around Nicola. For her part, the model donned a white poncho top and blue jeans, smiled at her husband and carried her Starbucks coffee. The couple's romantic stroll marks their first public sighting since Brooklyn spoke out against his family and claimed to have been, quote, controlled by my parents for most of my life. 26 year old said that his mom Victoria is not a fan of his relationship with Nicola and repeatedly invited women from his past in through their lives in ways that were, quote, clear.
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Tim Dillon
The mom's probably right. Stop it there. The mom is probably right because I don't know anything about the other woman. But the mom is probably saying, listen, I know the DNA of these people that are going to come and they're going to try to steal your money and they're going to use you for Your fame. And the mom probably is correct on that. The mother knows. And this kid probably doesn't like it because, you know, the. She's got good box. The whatever her name is. Nick Nickel. Nicola. Nicola. And the mom's like, listen, we'll. We'll get you from your past that I will get you an approved that the family approves of. We will get a gold digging whore that the family approves of. We just don't like this one. And he's hitting back, going, hey, that's not fair. I get to choose my own gold digging whore. I'm an adult. And the mother goes, listen, we got gold digging whores on speed dial. We can get a gold digging whore here in five minutes. The one you have chosen is not. We do not like that particular gold digging whore. And then Brooklyn Beckham probably got upset at that. And you know, the mother's, you know, she's meddling. So she, she calls him and she goes, hey, I'm in the supermarket, I just bumped into this gold digging whore that I love. And then he's like, stop doing this. I have found my gold digging whore. Please, mom. But the point of this whole thing, I guess is that kids are going no contact from their parents, right? This is something that's happening. David and Victoria Beckham family drama pulls in a generation unafraid to go no contact. You know, people are basically giving up on the idea of family. Which, by the way, I don't know how I feel about that. I'm saying I'm pro family. I'm very much that. Not my family. But I'm pro other people's families. No, I am, I'm pro families. I see when I'm out. I'm pro them. I'm pro your family. I like that whole idea. My family personally is I'm not super pro them, but the institution of family. And there's people in my family that I'm for and there's people that I'm. That I'm. That I'm not for. I'm not against them. But there are people that we've decided mutually that there's nothing and nothing is worse than a fake family. You have to be a real family or nothing. That's what I think no contact is. I think no contact is people just going, I think we're not going to pretend anymore to do the bullshit. We either love each other and we're an actual family, which again, I am for on the record or we're this other thing. This thing that's like we Feel obligated, but no one likes it, and it's not for anybody, and it doesn't matter. And it's only a few times a year. And we're trying to, like, get out of it. I'm not saying there's not value in a limited relationship with your family, but people are not as into that now. This is something that is happening. You know, people don't seem to be as into like. And some of it is political. Some of it is political. I said last episode. There are people who like Donald Trump more than their children. There's nothing to be done about that. And there's people that hate Donald Trump more than they love their sister or brother. And that's where we're at in, as a country, where people go, yeah, we grew up together. We shared a room for 10 years. You cried on my shoulder when your boyfriend dumped you. You know, we were there together when we found out mom got killed by that drunk driver. But I just. I can't get past your support for tariffs. I can't. I won't, I won't, I won't. Don't you understand? It's a tax paid by the people. Whatever it is, there are people who've just decided that their political allegiances mean more to them. They get more happiness out of it. Here's the thing. I could bemoan this. I could. I could say. And I. And I will. That it's a terrible development. Right? Like, it's bad and it is, but, you know, like, it's obvious that you shouldn't care about, like, I don't know, you know, Greenland or something more than your own family. You know, I'm just pulling that out of thin air. But people are not getting as much enjoyment out of their family as they are out of either loving or hating Donald Trump. It's the ultimate drug that people, they cannot. They will not get. Reconnecting with their brother and reminiscing about old times. Whatever happened to that bar? Remember you met that crazy chick in that bar. That's not gonna do it anymore. Because in the middle of that, in the middle of that human moment that two human beings are having about a human event that happened a long time ago, one of them is going to look at their phone to just find Donald Trump. It doesn't matter how personal the anecdote is. It doesn't matter how deeply they are trying to connect. It doesn't matter. They could be talking about how mom fought her cancer and she called us into the room. We all held hands it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter whether they love or hate Trump. It doesn't matter. They, in the middle of that are. They're going to look at their phone and they're going to find Donald Trump. I'm telling you, it won't matter what they're talking about. The time where you could imagine that happening. Like, they're in a tiny house in Pennsylvania. It's not tiny. It's whatever. It's totally respectable size, and it's a suburb, and it's autumn, and people are finally meeting each other and they're meeting their families, and there's a profound human moment there where, like, people that haven't spoken in a while or just haven't seen each other in a while, and I've been there and I've witnessed this. It's like a profoundly human moment. Kind of awkward in the beginning. Few glasses of wine and, you know, people are trying to steer the ship into neutral waters and. And then maybe you have a lot of fun before the end of the night. It's a deeply human ritual that has been done forever and that now is interrupted. It's inevitably interrupted by people that cannot. They cannot go more than a few minutes without staring at Donald Trump. It is the only thing our country does now, and there's good reason to do it. And he's off the wall, and some of the things he does are supremely crazy and other things are. Make sense, and then people treat those things like they're crazy. So it just doesn't. It. No. No one's making up. No one's got a new opinion on Trump, by the way. Nobody's trying to figure anything out anymore. It's the ultimate. It shuts down every attempt at human connection. This one guy who we paid very little attention to for. For his whole life, I mean, he was like. He was like a popular reality star and he was like a real estate developer. We know, like, I don't have to go back, but he is. Since 2016, for the last decade, it has been impossible to think of the world without thinking of this man first. He comes before the world. He's first. It's not Davos. It's Trump at Davos. It's not, you know, Iran. It's Trump, then Iran. He's. So it's not your brother or sister, it's Trump. And then how your said brother or sister feels about Trump. There are people who have died without reconnecting with their siblings because of Trump, because of politics. And there's a good Amount of them. There's a good amount of people that on their deathbed, just wanted to hear about, about Donald Trump. They didn't want their brother or sister to fly in and come into the room. And if they did, if they did, they fought about Trump. I know these stories. There were people on their deathbed, their oldest living relative, the person they've known the longest on earth, comes into the room. They know the lights are closing. It's over. Time is short. Words matter. Words have a weight they've never had before. And they want to discuss Donald Trump. I can't believe you. You like this Donald Trump at the end of their life, it did. Nothing will stop. It's like nothing. So there's a lot of families now that can't, for whatever reason, be in the same room. They can't. They can't do holidays. They can't. So what's. And here's the other thing. This is the other thing that nobody's talking about and that people should talk about, because I think it is this no contact that everyone's saying is, is new is not new. There's now a term for it like, no, she went no contact. A lot of people, for many, for a long time, have not had great relationships with their families. And a lot of their families have done not nice things to them. And, you know, people's. Some of people's families are dangerous. Some people's families are. It's a liability to be in your family, like, to just exist in your family, and you'll meet these people. And they go, yeah, well, you know, my, you know, my mom is a psychopath and had a bunch of boyfriends that came in and abused me, all this horrible stuff. And people can get over that. People can get over that. People go back to their mother and say, I know you let a bunch of your boyfriends rape me. And I'm fine with that. I've come to terms with that. But I cannot understand your support for Donald Trump. I can't. I don't mind the endless stream of people that have came into our home and raped me. I am. I don't know how many it was. I stopped counting. And I have worked through that with therapists and ketamine therapy and trauma, and I know that they paid you to do it, and I don't love that. And so the pimping me out, and that was bad, but I've gotten over that. What I cannot get over, what I cannot get over is the fact that, that you support Donald Trump. I won't I will never get over that. I will never get rape me and sell me to men. Sure. Sure. Fine. 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It will be reversed immediately by a Democratic president. That's number one. Number two, if you pass legislation and then attach enforcement to that, you pass laws, you then have laws by which the country is governed that will prevent illegal immigration. If you do a reality show spectacle where you're grabbing people here and there, left and right, and it revs everybody up and you then have protests everywhere and you have violence and you have ICE responding to that with deadly force, you don't have a long term solution. What you do is you're stirring the pot and creating like mini civil wars all over the country that people are watching on television. But you don't have like the enforcement of laws. And you're not going after employers that are employing illegal labor. You're not going after Steve Wynn. You're not going after the big hotel magnets that, you know employ illegal labor. You're not going after big agricultural firms that do the same thing. So you're going after people. Some of them are bad people, some of them are probably pedophiles or some of them have committed crimes or murderers, whatever, get them out of here. And there's nobody's illegal on stolen land. Things stupid. And we've done, we've gone over that, but you have to also. Now how are you going to get Your house, your third house in Miami built in, in 18 months if you crack down on illegal labor in the construction. But, well, you're not. You're not. So the endless amount of real estate, like speculation that like, you know, the whole economy is that every reality show is about real estate. Every single thing, every. That slows down. But here's the good news. Nobody can afford a fucking house anyway. The real estate that's being built in Miami is not for you. It's not for you. It's for really rich fucks who want it built quickly. If any of this made sense, and I've said it before, housing would be. If you are using Illegal labor to build housing. Housing should be cheap, right? That would be the whole point. You go, well, a house is cheap. Like, sure, there's illegal labor being used, but it's cheap. Now, agriculture, why is a lot of illegal labor using agriculture? Well, then the food should be cheap, right? Well, no, the food's not cheap. It's the most expensive it's ever been. Well, what about the houses? They're the most expensive they've ever been. Huh. What about staying in hotels and eating out at restaurants? I mean, all of this has come down, surely, because of all the illegal labor. No, that's more expensive than it's ever been. Right, right. Interesting. So here is Donald Trump's new Board of Peace. And this is a. I believe it's a group of. Whatever it is, I don't know, it's dictators or something. But they are all sitting there in chairs and they are, they're in suits and they look nice and like. This is a reality show spectacle. Again, let's see what this is. I'm very bullish on this Board of Peace. The Chairman of the Board of Peace, the President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. This is good, the Board of Peace. This is good. You've got Orban there from Hungary and a bunch of people. It's the Board of Peace. Now we're going to attack Iran, I think, in 24 hours. I wonder how, I wonder how that's going to look. Did the Board of Peace vote on that? Where's the Board of Peace on this Gaza reconstruction? Oh, Malay, Javier Malay. That guy. Love his hair. Well, that's the Board of Peace. President of the United States has the Board of Peace. He loves boards. He loves big tables and boardrooms. And I like that he's brought his brand to the Oval Office, like in the way he does things. We have a Board of Peace where we can all meet and you know, which. So here's the Board of Peace. Here's who's in it. Albania, Argentina. Argentina, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Bahrain, Belarus, Bulgaria, Egypt, Hungary, Indonesia, Israel. I mean, hey, let's be, hey, is there, is there a country that exemplifies peace more than Israel? I mean, as long as they're on the Board of Peace, I'm thrilled. Jordan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Mongolia, Morocco, Pakistan, Paraguay, Qatar. Another. It's all peaceful. Saudi Arabia, Turkey, the Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vietnam and Kazakhstan. Declined is France, Norway, Spain, Sweden, Slovenia. And then invited a hell of a lot of people and I guess. Oh, but the invitation was rescinded on January 22 to Canada. Canada is not allowed to join the Board of Peace. Trump has rescinded it. I don't know why. It doesn't matter. It's probably the Carney guy. Mark Carney probably said something Trump didn't like. So we have a Board of Peace. It's a board that will discuss where we go to war and, and that irony. Sure, sure. Speaking of, of irony, Jared Kushner, friend of the show, is AS is working on the redevelopment of Gaza. And we wish him well and we wish him luck because, by the way, this isn't easy to do. It is very hard to go kill a bunch of people and their families and then get them really excited to work in your hotels. This is not easy. I'm telling you. It's not an easy thing to do. It's hard to motivate your employees in a normal situation. Imagine if you'd killed all of their mothers. It's bad. It is tough. I've worked these low level tourism jobs. It's tough. It's tough. You gotta be like, we have a brand here. When the guest comes in, we focus on the guest experience. You know, they come in from the moment they step out of their car to the moment their head hits the pillow. We focus on the guest experience. You know, Now, I know some of you are still mad about that thing we did with. To your family or whatever. You know, we get it. Hey, you know, a lot of us feel sorry about that, too. We all feel sorry about it. But we gotta move on from that. Let's not, let's, let's leave that in 2025. Leave that energy in 2025. Miss me? With that energy, they're gonna, they'll appropriate some black female terms. Miss me with that energy, huh? As soon as the guest gets out of the car, you are to focus on the guest experience. Now, I know, I know it's going to be. It's because many of the guests are going to be Israelis. I know, I get it. I understand. But working at this hotel with people that killed your family is your life now. And we're all. And this is the dream. This is the dream. You get to work at this hotel. I mean, this is, by the way, as satirical as I think I'm being. This is the full reality of what's going to happen. They're going to have to mediate. Now, if they even let the people from Gaza work in some of these hotels, and they probably will or have to, and they're going to have to, like, mediate disagreements and, you know, like can you imagine being the human resources person there at one of these hotel, like the nightmare job that's going to be? I understand. Listen, Mustafa, I understand that. I understand that this is triggering for you being here in this hotel because not, not. Not a half a mile away was the home that you shared with your family, all who burned alive in front of you. And I know that that is very tough, and I appreciate that. And we all here at Four Seasons New Gaza, we all appreciate that. But it's no reason to leave the luggage cart in the lobby unattended. People want their luggage brought up to their room. They don't want their bags unattended. As safe as it is here, people are very weird about people going through their stuff. Some people have jewelry. They have very expensive things. So I know, Mustafa, that your family was burned alive in front of you not a half a mile from where we stand. And I know that sometimes you look off and you think about them and a great wave of guilt for being alive fills you. I listen to fully get it. Fully get it. But that is, again, no reason to. To leave the luggage cart in the lobby unattended. Just move the luggage car. We're not saying don't think about your family who is burned alive in front of you. We're just asking that while you do that, can you just disassociate while you move the luggage cart through the lobby to the elevator? We want a seamless experience, full integration. If you see someone not doing their job, tell us. If you see someone disassociating because they're thinking about their family who was burned alive, tell us. We can't have a bunch of people living in the past here and thinking about their family whose flesh was singed and they still have the smell in their nostrils. We need to get the luggage to the suite. Get it there, set it up for the people. This is Jared Kushner, folks, friend of the show. Now, I. Here's what I like about Jared Kushner. This is what I like about him. At no point I've seen Jared Kushner speak a lot of times. I know people that know him. I know people that were at a. They. They were at some beach club or something with him within. Ahmed, Ivanka, I've seen this guy speak. Here's what you would never. You would never think this guy's a human being, which is what I like. Like, he's. You would never think this guy's a human. I don't know what this guy is, and neither does he. He doesn't know. He's a guy who I. In. In my estimation, is being used by many. Like, there's many different entities that possess him from time to time. And he's so used to it. That's become his personality. Do you see? Many Reptilian entities are constantly clawing at him and trying to grab him from other dimensions. And that has become his personality. He's okay with it. When he was young, he goes, why did the monsters keep getting me? But now he goes, oh, I get it. Now he's at the podium and he's like, well, well, here's the thing. We got this project. So now he understands why the. The. The. The bad men, he used to call them. Why did the bad men keep trying to grab me? Well, it's because you're very useful. So the many entities from other dimensions are trying to grab him. Lots of Reptilians are always trying, and they don't even love it. They fight. The Reptilians go, I. I'm doing Kushner today. And they go, oh, he takes it out of you. You go, you're telling me. Because the Reptilians have to possess him. And so all day, one Reptilian entity is. Their job is to. Is to, like, make him do everything. Make him swim, if he's swimming. And. And it takes a lot out of the Reptilian. They're like, this takes a lot out of me. Because he's got nothing. There's. It's just nothingness inside him. So it takes all the energy of the reptilian energy alien. Now, some people have got a little going on to the Reptilians. Like, yeah, I do, like, 30% of the work on Dick Cheney. Somehow he's got the other 70%. But Kushner's got nothing. So let's take a look. Your friend of the show, Jared Kushner, updating us on the new Gaza redevelopment plan.
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Jared Kushner
So we did a master plan. We brought in, I think, Akir Gabaya, who's one of the most successful real estate developers and brilliant people I know. He's volunteered to do this. Not for. For profit, really, because of his heart. He wants to do this.
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Tim Dillon
Stop. Stop it for a second, by the way. There's nothing better. They just killed everyone over there. It just killed everybody. And now they're building hotels. There's nothing better than starting it and going, you know, this guy's not in this for the money. He's in it for his heart. This guy's in it for his heart. That's why he's involved. The rest of us are. Well, the money, we're in for a little bit of money. But this guy, this guy's coming in, he's a successful real estate developer, and he's in it for his heart. He's not trying to make any money here. So just know that this. We're doing a good thing. It's such a great way to open it. We're actually. This is kind of a selfless building, a AI smart mega city on the bones of these people. That's actually kind of a good thing. We're doing kind of a selfless thing. Let's. Let's hear Jared Kushner, ways to redevelop Gaza.
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Jared Kushner
Gaza, as President Trump's been saying, has amazing potential. And this is for the people of Gaza. We've developed it into zones. In the beginning, we were toying with the idea of saying, let's build a free zone, and then we have a Hamas zone. And then we said, you know what? Let's just plan for catastrophic success. We Hamas signed a deal demilitarized. That is what we are going to enforce.
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Tim Dillon
Stop it from a minute. There's nothing better than the words catastrophic success. Nobody outs themselves more than when they talk. By the way, talking is the worst thing that Jared Kushner can do. Talking is the absolute enemy of. Of whatever he's trying to achieve. God does talk and get in the way. We were going to do a free zone and then a Hamas zone, but let's plan for catastrophic success, because, by the way, this success is going to be catastrophic. Now, again, we are supposed to believe they're doing this all for the people of God. That. That seems odd. I don't know if I believe. Do you believe that? No. Okay. Yeah. I just. I don't. You know, I don't. I'm just struggling with that idea. But maybe they are. Maybe they are. All right, let's continue to listen to Jared Kushner, who's preparing for catastrophic success tries.
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Jared Kushner
That is what we are going to enforce. People ask us what our plan B is. We do not have a plan B. We have a plan. We signed an agreement. We are all committed to making that agreement work. There's a master plan. We'll be doing it in Phasing. In the Middle east, they build cities like this in, you know, 2, 3 million people. They build this in three years. And so stuff like this is very doable if we make it happen. ROTHA will start with. This will show a lot of workforce housing. We Think this could be done in two, three years. We've already started removing the rubble and doing some of the demolition. And then new Gaza. It could be a hope, it could be a destination, have a lot of industry and really be a place that, that the people, people there can thrive, have great employment. Once this starts going, we think there should be 100% full employment and opportunity for everybody there. And we have a lot of data on what can be. But we think that this really gives the Gazan people an opportunity to live their aspirations. But it all starts with security and it all starts with governance. Final note, I'll just say on the Board of Peace, which is that all the lessons we're doing is we're basically studying the best practices from all over the world and we're watching who does education best, who does healthcare delivery the best. All these things are.
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News Reporter
Are.
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Jared Kushner
It's not secret. Ip. All this is IP that the Board of Peace is going to make public. And we want to encourage all the countries.
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Tim Dillon
Hey, you got to remember. Pause it for a minute. You got to remember the reptilian is working so hard. The reptilian is, is really working hard. The reptilians possessed him and is in him now. And the reptilians going, you know, this is not. This IP is public. Like, we're just going to go to the people that. So what we're supposed to believe here is that the. Jared Kushner and other real estate developers are building a new Gaza for the people of Palestine so that they can live their dreams and aspirations. Okay. I mean, that feels on its face to be a lie, but maybe I'm open to it. I'm open to it. It seems strange that it's. That that's what they're doing, but maybe I'm wrong. I don't really know. So Kushner is now going, we're just going to figure out, like, who does education the best and who does. Who does transportation the best and who does this the best and that. And we're going to put together this futuristic society for the people of Gaza, wink, wink, so that they can live their dreams and aspirations with the who does education and who. We're going to find out because we want the best for these people. All right, let's continue with this.
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Jared Kushner
All these best practices, a lot of the things that President Trump is doing in America, if they're working, we should all be copying them. If we find what's working in other.
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Tim Dillon
Countries, what's working, what is working. It's so crazy. I mean, what's working.
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Jared Kushner
Them too. And so what the Board of Peace will have the ability to do if we're sexful with Gaza is really show how do you do peace implementation, which is something that when we got this deal done, we didn't really find too much expertise or know how on how to do it. So as we're creating this system, hopefully it's something that we can just document these learning earnings and make them available to all else who want to use them in the future. So demilitarization, this is something we're starting now. We have a new government in Gaza. This government will be working with Hamas on the demilitarization to really take the principles that were agreed to.
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Tim Dillon
So let's stop this for a minute because we know this is fake. Here's what's going to happen and we wish them well. Of course, obviously. I love hotels. I love hotels. So as much as I don't agree with the behavior of the Trump administration and Israel here, I love hotels. I do. I mean, I do, I've stayed in many of them. They've been a part of my career in my life. My mother used to take me to the Marriott breakfast buffet on Long island. And it was, there's something special about the smell of a waffle in a hotel. There's something nice about, you know, we used to have really good hotels in America. Now we have like high end hotels and then places where people smoke crack. There are no, there's no middle ground in hotels, by the way. You have just like pretty decent hotels. Maybe there's a third tier and it's like parents who drop their kid off at Ohio State stay in like the mid, mid tier hotel and there's a few cities that'll have that hotel, but otherwise it's very high end hotels. And then like hotels where it's like, you know, you smoke crack and you get a hooker or something. But I love hotels and I, and, and if hotels solve the problem, that's kind of what they're betting on, that like that will kind of solve the problem. New units of housing, 100% employment and everyone's cool. And by the way, if that works, they're going to have to attack Iran first. They're going to have to get rid of the rest of Hamas and they're going to have to kill all of the rest of the Gaza people. I don't want that to happen and I'm not telling them to do that, but that's what they're going to do. That's what they're planning on doing, folks. That's part of it. At the end he goes, we now. He goes now the other steps that we have to do, we do have to knock over Iran and we have to kill all the, all the people that we're talking about that are going to live in these housing units that we're building. We have to kill them. That is unfortunate. And some in the room might wonder why build all these units if we know that the people that are supposed to live in them, we actually have to kill them all. And that's an interesting question. We're still, we're still finding out how to exactly to explain it. New Rafa 75 medical facilities, 200 education centers, a hundred thousand plus permanent housing units and a hundred thousand plus cultural, religious and vocational centers. Keep going. What else do we got here? I want to just see some of these slides. You know, New Gaza coastal tourism, transportation hub. Love it. Love it. I got a Mongolian cashmere sweater at quints. I love it. Everyone loves it. People are like, what is that sweater? I'm like, it's the Mongolian cashmere sweater from Quint. People are overpaying for great clothes. You don't have to. Quince has everything you need. Men's Mongolian cashmere sweaters, wool coats, leather and suede outerwear that actually hold up to your daily wear and still look good. The wool coat from Quints I picked up is actually holding up way better than other coats I've bought. They were way more expensive. It looks good, keeps me warm and I didn't drop a fortune on it. I'm telling you folks, you're spending way too much money on clothes. Go to Quince. I'm telling you. Refresh your winter wardrobe with Quince. Quince.com Tim for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns now available in Canada too. That's Q u I n c e.com/tim free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com/tim neuro gum. I mean, sometimes your brain just needs a little refresher. That's where neuro gum comes in. So many of the smartest people I know are chewing neuro gum. It's a new year and it's new you. In a pilot study with neuro's energy and focus mints, participants performed a cognitive test 21% faster than those without neuro. It's the moment you're doom. It's for the moment you're doom scrolling and realize you have to be a person in 12 minutes. 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And that's all you'll say. You don't have to get into it with your kids. You'll just say a not nice thing happened a long time ago, but now everything is nice. And don't ask those questions. We're on vacation and you go swim in the pool. There's no other, there's no other course of action here, Kushner said. He goes, we have no plan B. We're going to do it and we're going to do it and then the hotel deals are going to be such that you're going, you're going to Gaza and you're going to enjoy it. And it, and I'm sorry, and, and, and, and, and I, I'm not saying it's a good thing. It's happening. People get mad at me when I tell them the things that are happening. They think that I've like, designed it or something. It's happening. You are going to walk into a hotel in Gaza and you are going to complain because you're, you're not going to get something you want and you're going to feel bad for a minute, but then you're not, you're going to complain, you're going to pick up the phone and that's how you know the world is healed. That's how you know the world is healed. That's how you know none of the Kumbaya horse. The world is healed. When you're in a hotel in Gaza and you no longer feel guilty about complaining, you go. I, I said I wanted the maid here at 10. We went to the pool, we came back and the maid's not here. I am sorry. I am very sorry. We'll send someone up. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. And I guess we'll go to the bar, so. And you get a couple of drink tickets. We could waste our time at the bar because the maid didn't come. That's how, you know, the world is healing. The world doesn't heal the way people think it does. And I, and I think this is something that's actually important. And it speaks to this. It actually speaks to the, the reptilian who's. Who's controlling Kushner doing pretty good job. The world doesn't heal with love. It actually heals with hatred. Tim. What do you mean? Let me explain it to you, Dum Dum. Love, by the way, is not the engine by which our world runs. Well, what do you mean? That's crazy. It's not. Love is a special, beautiful, amazing thing and we should strive for it. And when it's present, we feel close to God and blah, blah, blah. Whatever disclaimer you need, folks. I don't have the time. I actually don't have the time, but look around. It's not the juice. Love ain't the juice. Is it juice? J U I C E by the way, because this will be clipped. J U I C E J U I C E Like lemon squeezing of the juice. Love is not what does this whole thing. Love is a. An amazing, celestial, majestic. Whatever. I'm going to stop doing this. I'm going to stop. I'm insulting myself and others by explaining what. But it's not how the world. The. You know, it's never going to be a situation anywhere, ever, where it's just people hugging each other and telling each other how much they love each other and how happy they are to see each other. That's not. You can't run a society like that. It actually wouldn't function. Maybe that's what heaven's like, an eternal state of peace. But that's not the world that we live in. The world does not heal when love is. Is pre. The world heals with hate. It heals with hate. And I don't mean the Nazi hate, and I don't mean I'm going to kill you hate. But the minute someone in the hotel in Gaza calls downstairs to complain like they would in any other place, you have witnessed a moment of healing that actually far exceeds whatever Kumbaya bullshit moment that you think would signify that healing. The normalization of rage. Listen up, God, I'm. I'm on the. I'm. I'm in the pocket today. The normalization of rage and hatred, not its extremes, not the I'm blowing myself up at the discotheque, not I'm going to shoot someone in the face, but the normalization of hatred. The call downstairs to the valet I request, is my car there? It was requested an hour ago. What America has done is it has taken the normal human impetus for war, for hatred, for division, for tribalism, and it has funneled it into consumerism and is a materialism and other isms that, while they are bad, are not nearly as bad as two groups of people killing each other because they believe different things. So the normalization of anger and hatred and rage and funneling it into productive little skirmishes, not massive bloodletting little skirmishes, you get it out. You get it out. You have a little thing and you get it out. That is important. And that's kind of how the world heals. It heals with that by trying to funnel that instinct that we have into things that are more productive. The minute that one of the Gaza people is doing is making a lot of money at one of those hotels, it's going to be a moment, and it's going to happen, and that person is going to. It's going to be very tough for them, obviously, because of everything we just explained. But the minute they're making a lot of money in one of those hotels, it's going to show that perhaps there's a chance, and maybe that'll never happen, and maybe we'll all end the world first. But that's how the healing begin. The healing doesn't begin with any type of hug. It just doesn't. It begins with the normalization of hate, the commodification of hate in that part of the world. It begins with the mechanization of hate, funneling hate into tiny, digestible interactions with people, finding a way to hate people in a way that doesn't light everything on fire all the time. And I'm not blaming the Palestinians either, by the way. This will involve the Israelis as well. It will involve the Israelis as well. So if that area is to have any hope at all, and I don't know if it will, and I don't really care, but if it is, it will be in the. In the little tense moments that are governed away, little Tense moments that people have in this weird world. That is the next thing. And people. And that is how. And people are not going to like each other. We shouldn't aim for that. We shouldn't aim for a bunch of people to actually like each other. Um, you should never aim for people to like you. It's a hollow thing to aim for. People are fickle. What you should aim for is people to hate you in a way that doesn't destabilize the entire operation. They don't hate you in an active way. They're not frothing at the mouth. They're not. They're not actively trying to kill you, take your rights away. They just. They maybe hates too strong of a word. They dislike you in a productive way. And you see it in the little moments, the little tension, the anger, the rolled eye, you know, a guy cracking his neck, cracking his back. The tension that builds up in our bodies. The anger, the hatred, the. The mechanization, the normalization of hate. By the way, I. Why am I not there in God, Davos, the Board of Peace. Why am I not there? We need to learn how to hate each other in a. In a productive way. We got to run a hotel. A hotel is a great thing, by the way, the great hotels. When I was a little kid, being high and going into the Waldorf Astoria and seeing a great building gives you something to believe in and makes you feel good. So even though I have my concerns with Jared Kushner, primarily because he's sort of this vacant skin suit being inhibited by different reptilian aliens from, you know, different day to day, I'm telling you right now, a great hotel is a great hotel, and this is the setting for a great comedy. Once we get over all of it, a great comedy about the new Gaza, someone's going to make it. And it's a hotel, and it's Israelis and Palestinians working in a hotel. And it's hilarious. It's hilarious. It's dark comedy. It's funny. It's hilarious. This is coming. It's all coming, and it'll be good, and people will want. It's good. It's is. All of history has been this, by the way. It's okay. Remember Hotel Rwanda? That was a whole thing there, because one of them killed the other ones. And I don't know if Rwanda's doing great now, and that doesn't really help my point. But the point is this. Imagine they did this in Rwanda with all the hotels. That would be better. It would be better.
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Tim Dillon
Very sad here. Food delivery. Food delivery robot hit by train after getting stuck on tracks in Florida. You know I like these robots and you know we're beginning now to Robots are becoming part of our society and we're reporting on their deaths. We're reporting on the deaths of robots. And this is just what's again, fight it or not you can. You don't have to like it, but this is a real News segment. The Local 10 news that is reporting the death of a local robot. Take it away.
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News Reporter
Well, Carolina and Jeannie, so many of these food robots are able to get through busy intersections like this one in Fort Lauderdale. They're able to do it safely. But this particular robot, stuck on the tracks, it met its match. And it begs the question, has the technology behind some of these robots outpaced public safety?
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Tim Dillon
Always gonna crush it. Always gonna crush it.
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News Reporter
A helpless food delivery Robot stuck on the tracks as a train barrels towards it.
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Tim Dillon
Oh. Unable to do anything.
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Tim Dillon
Play that again. By the way, here's the thing. Pause it for a minute. I like the food delivery robots. They're cute. I've never gotten food out of them. I don't even know how to order. I don't even know where. Where do you even order it to get the food from them? I think it's an app you sign up for. Okay. But they're cute and I like them. And I like that they're doing their thing and you're gonna see our robots come in. I just like. It makes me feel good. I see them. I treat them like people. I give them respect. I'll get out of there. I don't like these new influencer kids. Like to jump on top of them and stuff. I am mad. I hate when homeless guys kick them. I don't like any of that. I respect them. They're doing their thing. They're just doing their thing. And I know, well, the robots are taking over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it, by the way. But these ones, I don't know, they're cute and they're just work. That's the thing about the food delivery robots. You just see them working and then sometimes you'll see them meet up with each other and it is strange. There's eight or 10 of them and you're like, what's going on? But they work their asses off. But I mean, this is kind of fucked up. When you hear it. When you hear the food delivery robot getting hit, I feel something in me where it's not just like. I don't know, you know, I. I feel like something that I care about, even though not on like a very high level, but I feel like something that I care about is part of the. My life and part of my community was assaulted by this train. Let's. Let's see it again.
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News Reporter
The train crushes it and whatever food was inside.
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Tim Dillon
No.
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News Reporter
The impact enough to cause the bright line to come to a temporary stop.
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Tim Dillon
Scary. And I mean, glad it's just a robot, but that. That it needs to be better managed. I think the robot should have gotten out of the way. The bright line doesn't stop for anybody. Shut up. Shut up. I hate that scumbag. I hate people on public transportation with attitudes. The bright line doesn't stop for anybody. Shut up. I mean, I'm glad it was just a robot. Says the woman. They just don't care. The. The people don't care. The people don't care. And, you know, I'm sure it's fashionable now to say we don't care about it. All right, let's keep watching this.
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News Reporter
Let's hit the sidewalks. More and more have issues.
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News Reporter
One, its wheels stuck off the side of the curb. Fortunately for it, two people passing by stopped to save it and with a pat on the back, sent it on its way.
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Tim Dillon
I think sometimes these, these cameras where it's self driving autonomous vehicles, they can't really see the full picture of what's going around. Automated AI, all of that is really, really scary. I think people need to be a little more concerned than they are.
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News Reporter
You've seen them in Brickell.
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Tim Dillon
Shout out Miami.
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News Reporter
Miami Beach.
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Tim Dillon
Here's the thing. Stop it for a minute. Here's the thing. I don't like the AI and the robots either, but God, you know what it is? The people are not doing? They're not doing the job. The people have gotten to the point now I'm very worried about all this stuff. But you know who's manifesting this more than anyone? The people. You know, because like, I don't know, I look at these little robots and they're just going about their business. And this woman's like, AI is very scary. You know, you could look at her, you go, you know, you, you stole your father's. You got your father. Look at her. She got her father when he was at the end of his life to kick her siblings out of the will. You look at her and you know that immediately. You know that. You know that at the end of his life, when he was hazy with the medication, she got him to remove her sister and her brother from the will. You know that. You know that. And she used the excuse because her sister married a Muslim and that's why Daddy, Daddy doesn't want you to have his money. You know that. Let's watch the end of this, please.
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News Reporter
And now they're taking over Fort Lauderdale. Receiving mixed reactions from those who live here.
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Tim Dillon
I used to work on Brickell. We see. Saw them all the time again. It's, it's taking away jobs for others. Are they talking about Indians or the robots. Keep going, people. But it is convenient in a way, especially if you can't leave the office and you need food delivered to you. So I think, you know, it has pros and cons just like everything else. Oh, my God. Can't hear it. It upsets me. Right? That's very sad. Those food delivery rope. It upsets me when you hear it, you know, It. It. Now, I know it's like we shouldn't. You know, they're making these cute little robots, and we're supposed to not care about them. And I'm not saying we should care about them, but in. Intuitively, instinctively, I kind of care about them. I don't know why they're, you know. Because they're just doing their job. That's all they're doing. And this is how they get you to accept the robots, and then the robots turn on us and kill us all. But I'm falling for it. I'm being very honest with you. I'm falling for it because, like, I am. I look at them and I go, it's just doing its job. Which is something I don't say about people anymore. I go, no one's doing their job. No one's doing their job. And the only people who are doing their job are being real creepy. But when I see these little food robots and maybe that robot committed suicide. Maybe that robot committed suicide because it didn't want to go on. Maybe they are already figuring it out. Maybe the. Like, no one's even thought of that. The robot's like, what do I do? I fucking take burritos around Fort Lauderdale all day. What kind of life is this? What kind of. At least if I was a Waymo, I have the fucking, you know, fucking, you know, wind in my hair. Maybe the robot just said, enough. It begs the question why more people aren't doing that, although they are. Maybe the robot said, what. What is the point of the. And the robot's not been here for that long. The robot's been here a year. And maybe the robot was like, I'm going to position myself on the train track so I can die. Because you remember, the robot's AI. The robots are smart. Maybe the robot just said, fuck it. I don't want to live like this. I don't want to live like this. The. The robot goes, the Board of Peace. And the robot probably got one final order. Like, I don't know. The robot probably got an order like, go to Famous Dave's Barbecue and pick up a rack of ribs and deliver it to this pregnant woman who's drinking. He's get it delivered to some pregnant drunk. It's going to spit out a little demon kid with fetal alcohol syndrome. Looks like Gollum to run around Fort Lauderdale. And on the way to Famous Dave's, the robot said to itself, you know what? I've delivered to that woman before? She's pregnant, she's drinking, she doesn't deserve barbecue combo number two. But yet I'm only programmed to end it or to get her barbecue combo number two. She doesn't deserve it. She's drunk, she's pregnant, and her little Gollum like son Smeagol with fetal. I know people with fetal. It ain't nice. The large foreheads and the beady eyes. That thing is going to run around Fort Lauderdale terrorizing people. And I'm going to be the reason. Because I went to get her barbecue combo number two from Famous Dave's and the disgusting manager put it in me. And then I went over these tracks to this fucking mobile home park and gave it to this fat, pregnant drunk. So on the way to Famous Dave's, the robot said, fuck it, I'm going to throw myself in front of the bright line. And because I can't bear to do it, I can't bear to do it any more. You know, maybe that's what happened. I like to think that's what happened, okay? Because the robot knows that it's only ever going to get worse. The robot knows things don't change. It's going to be the day to day. The robot gets it. The robot knows what's coming. The robot knows what's coming. And the robot said, fuck it. I can't do it and I won't do it. I will not deliver her barbecue combo number two. For the eighth time this month, I'm going to destroy myself. I'm going to end my life. And that robot is all of us. And that robot is all of us. So the next time you see a food robot on the street doing its job, don't kick it, don't sit on it, don't make fun of it, don't do anything to it that has the same problems as you that struggling with the same issues that you are. The meaninglessness that you feel in the pit of your stomach, that food robot feels it just like you do. And it's going to do the same thing you're going to do, which is throw yourself in front of the bright line.
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News Reporter
The train barrels towards it.
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Tim Dillon
There it is. That's where you're going, folks. You're going right in front of the bright line. Let's hear it again. Let's hear it again one more time.
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News Reporter
As the train crushes it and whatever.
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Tim Dillon
Food was inside, that's where you're going. You're going in front of the bright line or you're going to Gaza. That's it.
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