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Jimmy Fallon
From Studio 60 of Rockefellers that are.
In the heart of New York City, it's a Tonight show starring Jimmy Fallon. Tonight joined Jimmy and Jesse. Uma Thurman, please. Young Hunt.
Hiya.
And Featured legendary Ruth Crew. 2150.
And now here he is, Skippy Palace.
That's a crowd right there. Thank you, thank you, thank you very much. Enjoy.
Uma Thurman
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the Tonight Show.
Jimmy Fallon
I appreciate you being here. Thank you for watching.
Uma Thurman
Well, guys, President Trump's approval rating just dropped to the lowest point of his second term. Yeah. Trump's approval rating has never been lower. And thanks to all the drugs, Elon Musk has never been higher. As if Trump isn't dealing with enough, I read that here in the US the price of bacon is skyrocketing. And just like that, his approval rating fell another 10 points. It's just, you know, these are strange times when it's cheaper to order Beluga caviar than a Wendy's Baconator. Yep, bacon is super expensive, but it's still not expensive enough for Americans to try turkey bacon. Well, Trump is back in the US after attending the G7 summit in Canada. After a few days with Trump, the Canadian Prime Minister was like, I hate to see you go, but I also hate to see you here. Some business news. A new report found that out of all the fast food chains in America, the happiest employees work at In N Out Burger. Well, In N Out put out an ad to celebrate. Check this out.
In-N-Out Burger Ad Voice
In N Out Burger is proud to have America's happiest employees. We always believe that a happy employee makes a happy customer. So thanks for wearing the red apron and being so dedicated. In N Out Burger.
Uma Thurman
That's nice, right? I like that. Yeah. Oh, hang on. I'm hearing that another restaurant chain just made an ad about their workers, too. Watch this.
Waffle House Ad Voice
Welcome to Waffle House, bitch. Forget a nine to five, you're working nine to survive. Ditch the apron. You're gonna need a Captain America shield to make it into Octagon. Just hang in there till closing time.
Uma Thurman
Sight.
We never close.
Waffle House Ad Voice
Oh, there's a hurricane. Tough. Tie your belt to a pipe and keep making waffles. Waffles, Jackass.
Uma Thurman
I'm making waffles.
Waffle House Ad Voice
We got hash browns at Big Town Waffle House. Get your rabies shot.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh, my goodness.
Uma Thurman
Oh, wow. I don't know. Wow. Unbelievable. Did you guys see this? Several states just sued the company 23andMe to challenge its sale of more than 15 million DNA profiles. The profiles even include some people in the news. And you can Tell why they don't want the info getting out. For instance, it reveals that Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is 10% Norwegian and 90% Louisiana. Looks extreme. Hold hair gel. 90. 90. Wow. You see what I mean? Next up, Vice President J.D. vance is 30% Scottish and 70% cabbage. Pat, I didn't know any of this. He doesn't want this out there. Up next, Homeland Security Advisor Stephen Miller is 50% Russian and 50% thumb. Here's another Secretary of Homeland Security. Kristi Noem is 25% Dutch and 75% a target manager's worst nightmare. Let me speak now to the Next up. California Governor Gavin Newsom is 40% German and 60% golden bachelor. Also, Mitch McConnell is 50% English, 50% Scottish, and 0% bones. I didn't. That's. That's. That's interesting. That's hard to. It's hard.
Jimmy Fallon
I didn't know he could do that.
Uma Thurman
Up next, President Trump is 1% Irish and 99% McRib. And finally, Elon Musk, 100% is the father. There you go. The hope is. Wow. Really? Oh, yeah, Definitely.
Jimmy Fallon
We have a great show. The one and only Uma Thurman is here tonight from Squid Game. Lee Byung Hun is joining us.
Uma Thurman
And.
Jimmy Fallon
Haim is here to talk. Stick around. We'll be right back with Uma Thurman. No problem. Problem. Cause I got it like that. Our first guest is an Oscar nominated actress.
Uma Thurman
She stars in the new movie The Old Guard 2, which begins streaming on Netflix July 2nd. Please welcome Uma Server. That's how you do it. That's a movie star. Welcome back, Uma Thurman.
Hi.
I'm always so psyched when you're on the show and I get a little giddy.
It's really fun for me too.
It is. Okay, good. Yeah.
You're the best.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No, you are.
No, he's really warm.
No, let's talk about it. We could go all night. I do love you. And we always get into talking about some fun things. And you're such a great New Yorker. You moved here when you were a like 15, 16. Really?
Yeah.
Not intimidated, not scared.
Terrified.
Oh, you were.
Oh, God, yeah.
Cause you always see something cool.
Oh, no. Well, you have to stay cool. That's what New York teaches you. No matter what's going on, try to look forward and stay cool.
Yeah. What was the most intimidating things about the city?
Oh, just like wandering around the streets. I mean, I always think I'm kind of A fake New Yorker. Because I never learned the subway system.
I'm not good at that either. Yeah, no, I'm not good at that.
I was too scared. Like, when I was a kid, I spent all my money on cabs.
Yeah.
Yeah. I would just get into the cab. If I had, like, five bucks and 25 cents in my pocket, I'd be like, Sir, I've got $5. Can you just drive me kind of towards this area? And, like, when I run out of money, I'll just get out and I'll walk. And they're really nice.
Do you remember getting recognized for the first time or autographs?
I actually. I had the most honorable first recognition. Someone walked up to me and they said, oh, my God, are you Jodie Foster?
And I was like, that's funny.
So honored. I was like, oh, my God. You just.
Jimmy Fallon
But I love her, too.
Uma Thurman
You just made my whole career to.
Jimmy Fallon
Be mistaken for Jodi Ross.
Uma Thurman
You want to know the coolest stuff?
Yeah, exactly.
I know that you were in here. You just shot a finished shoot. We can talk about that.
Yeah, we can. Yeah, we can.
We can. You're in the new Dexter.
Everybody in New York knows about Dexter. Shooting in New York.
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
You're Dexter resurrection.
Uma Thurman
Dexter. Dexter resurrection. I'm excited about this.
I'm totally excited, too.
And Michael C. Hall.
Lee Byung Hun
Brilliant.
Uma Thurman
Michael C. Hall is so amazing. He's like. And he's really, really sweet and kind.
Yeah, I know.
I know. You don't want to hear that about Dexter.
No. Because it's the most frightening show you watch. Dexter's scariest show ever. But you were like, it's so fun. The set is fun.
Yeah. I mean, that's like the great. Like, there's often these kind of, like, inversions where, like, the material's kind of heavy or dark, but, like, then the people are the nicest. You've ever worked with.
Yeah, of course.
It's just these strange inversions that happen.
I can't wait to see in that.
It's like sometimes comedies are really tense.
Yeah. Because no one's allowed to laugh. No one edit and stuff.
Yeah. It's very stressful. Like, oh, God, it's come.
It's like you ruin the take. You ruin the take.
There's, like, blood and mayhem, and everyone's like, hey.
Let'S talk about the old guard too, by the way.
Yeah.
This is fantastic. The first one was a massive hit, and you've been in some of those iconic action movies. Did you go, I think I want to jump back in and show everyone how it's done or what was that one?
I didn't think I was gonna show anybody how it was done after I saw Charlize in Old Guard one.
Oh, she's phenomenal. She is great.
Phenomenal, Charlize. She's incredible. And I thought that she was so fantastic at that. And I thought it was such a unique kind of action movie. It had such character and depth and was really quite moving.
So when you were in Kill Bill. What are you talking about?
Jimmy Fallon
You're unbelievable. Are you joking me? Y.
Haim
Well, you're very cute.
Uma Thurman
Well, in The Old Guard 2, it's kind of a way for me to put my toe into action again. And honestly, I never really followed Kill Bill up with action because I didn't kind of want to be in a whole bunch of B action movies.
Right?
Like, yeah, when you do Kill Bill that you never stop hearing about, you know, it was like, oh, gotta be very careful about what I do next. So I did other stuff.
Yeah, but everything you do is great.
But this one seemed different because, like, the Old Guard one, Charlize was just so epic in it. And so I thought, well, I could go do like this for her and that where she's kind of taken the genre there. I'll go support her and fight her and battle her out. Yeah, it was fun.
But I was thinking in my head, I go, well, maybe that's stressful. You get in there because you got to do a big fight scene, you got to train. And I was asking you backstage, if.
Only I could have trained. No, I came onto it kind of at the end. So I had no training. I was like, oh, yeah, a sword, I think, hold it like this.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I know how to do it. I can't hold it like this.
This.
But you were telling me backstage, I go, is it the action scenes that you're nervous about? And you go, no, you know what it really is? And you go, it's the eating. I don't like eating on camera. And I go, wait, what?
By the way, do you know that eating in front of strangers is one of the questions on the dsm? Do you know what the DSM is? It's like one of these check things that psychiatrists do to find out what your neuroses are. Oh, yeah. And so I was surprised. I have been administered the dsm and I was ok. I turned out, yes, of course.
Good. Good for you.
But I was just fine. But one of the questions on it is, do you feel anxiety when you eat in front of people.
And you do.
I was like, yeah. I mean, who doesn't? But anyway, yes.
Haim
No eating.
Uma Thurman
And when you're acting is. First of all, you have to do lots of takes. Second of all, you don't pick what's on the menu.
And you have to say your lines with your mouth full.
And you have to speak sometimes and, like, swallow. And then you start to worry about choking because you don't want to be chewing when you say that line.
Brad Pitt is always eating in every one of his scenes.
A lot of actors do eat.
He's always eating an apple. He's eating an onion. He doesn't care what it is. He's just eating stuff.
You know, a good eating scene should be on my bucket list of, like, stuff I haven't nailed.
Really don't think you've nailed it.
I've not nailed eating. No. Really, it's like. It's. I don't know, it's like skinny dipping or something. Like, you know, you have the things that you haven't done.
Lee Byung Hun
Yeah.
Uma Thurman
You're like, ooh, my gosh. Just say action and I'll eat it physically. Okay.
I'll do. I'm gonna nail it.
Jimmy Fallon
No one look. No one look.
Uma Thurman
That cheeseburger and me are gonna be.
Like, well, let's have in Old Guard. You play Discord?
I do. I play the bad guy.
Do you like playing the bad guy? Nah.
Sometimes I like playing particularly funny bad guys.
Yeah.
You like playing funny bad guys or do you?
Jimmy Fallon
Wouldn't.
Uma Thurman
You wouldn't be. Could you play a bad guy?
No.
No, I don't think I can.
I can't play a good guy. Are you kidding me?
You are.
You throw me off the stage.
So it radiates from you.
I do. Of goodness radiates from you.
Yes.
Yeah. Oh, wow. You should watch me eat. Once I eat in front of you, you'll never let me eat.
It's okay. We'll hand you a napkin.
Yeah, you will.
Okay.
Yeah. I think it'd be fun to play a film I always love.
Oh, no, no. Villains are fun. Villains are fun. Villains are fun. This one's quite mysterious, and I like the tone of the movie. The characters are all really. Well, they've lived forever. You know that thing where you say about somebody, oh, like, they've seen it all. Right. All these characters. They really have seen it all. Yeah.
They've lived for thousands of years.
They lived for thousands of years.
The first one was a massive change.
Which is kind of trippy to think about. Right. Imagine witnessing all of history. You wouldn't have to rely on history.
There's already talk of Olgar 3 being shot. Did you hear rumors of this?
There's whispers. There's whispers. I think we'll leave it to the fans.
Oh, I think. Come on. As soon as we see Olgar 2. You and Charlize Theron.
Jimmy Fallon
Are you kidding me? Uma Thurman, Everybody. The Old Guard 2 begins streaming July 2nd on Netflix. We'll be right back with more Tonight Show. Stick around, everybody. Our next guest is an international movie.
Uma Thurman
Star you can also see in the global phenomenon squid game. The third and final season premieres June 27 on Netflix. Everyone, please welcome Lee Byung Hun.
Jimmy Fallon
Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show.
Lee Byung Hun
Thank you for having me here.
Uma Thurman
I'm so excited to have you here. This is amazing. For anyone who might not know your work before Squid Game, I just want to let everyone know, Lee Byung Hun, you've been making movies for over 30 years and have won countless awards in South Korea. You've sure you've starred in big Hollywood movies like Terminator, Genesis and the GI Joe movies. You have your hand and footprints at the Chinese Theater here in Los Angeles. And you were the first Korean actor to present an award at the Oscars. Come on. Not too shabby. You know what you're doing.
Thank you.
Thank you. You're also in the biggest show in the world. How does being in Squid Game compare to anything you've done in your career?
Lee Byung Hun
As you just said, I've been acting for like more than 30 years and I also participated in some Hollywood blockbuster project. But Squid Game is Korean story made by Korean director with Korean actors and Korean language. So when I first came to LA and New York for promotion of Squid Game, I was so shocked by the fans reaction. I'm so grateful and proud of it.
Uma Thurman
Yeah, that's it. Do you read the script and you go, oh, this is gonna be a.
Lee Byung Hun
When I first read the script, it was a very interesting story with a very unique structure, but at the same time it was too experimental. So I thought either it's going to be huge hit or complete flop.
Uma Thurman
That's the way it works. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Your role in Squid Game started as a cameo and we only saw your face for a couple of episodes in season one. It was the big reveal because you're the front man and your character wears a mask and it's kind of a scary looking mask. I mean, this is what the front man looks like. This is what. Yeah, yeah. People freaked out when it was revealed that it was you under the mask. Is this something you were keeping a secret for a while, your family and everybody?
Lee Byung Hun
Yeah, of course. Because Netflix asked me to keep it as a secret. So I didn't say to anybody, even my close friends and mom.
Uma Thurman
Your mom? Yeah. No, you didn't tell your mom.
Lee Byung Hun
So one day after Squid Game opened, my mom called me and she yelled at me.
Uma Thurman
Yes.
Lee Byung Hun
How could you not tell me?
Uma Thurman
That's right. Yeah, good for mom. Yeah.
Lee Byung Hun
Yes, I said it was. It was a secret. And then she said I was so embarrassed when I got call from my friends. So I'm sorry.
Uma Thurman
That's so good. Sorry, mom. Yeah, yeah. But now you're. Now you can see more of your face in this thing. But was it hard to act wearing that mask?
Lee Byung Hun
It's like a pigeonhole view. Oh yeah. So you can barely see. And if you go to upstairs or downstairs, it's very hard. So yeah, I had to use my other senses. Like ninja. Like storm shadow in G.I. joe.
Uma Thurman
Yeah, it is. Yeah. But then, but going down the stairs you probably just had to walk extra slow because if you fall down the stairs then you don't look as cool as you are.
Lee Byung Hun
Yeah, yeah, but I had to walk like very naturally.
Uma Thurman
Yeah, regally. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. You have two kids, they must be very proud of dad.
Lee Byung Hun
And.
Uma Thurman
They can't have seen Squid Game.
Lee Byung Hun
They supposed not to watch it, but yeah, yeah, I have one. I have a 10 year old boy and 18 month daughter. Thank you, thank you.
Uma Thurman
So the daughter's seen it, the baby scene? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, but. But the 10 year old probably goes to school.
Lee Byung Hun
I think my son heard from his friend at school, I think and one day he was sadly, he was so sad and asked me why are you so mean?
Uma Thurman
You know, I'm an actor. I love you. I'm a good dad.
Lee Byung Hun
And I said, why then you killed a lot of people.
Uma Thurman
That's a kid, right? That's kids for you.
Lee Byung Hun
And my song was very close to Top Thanos.
Uma Thurman
Yeah.
Lee Byung Hun
In the, in the story. And why did you hit him so bad? Okay, this is an acting.
Uma Thurman
He's a bad. Exact. This is acting. That's what we gotta do.
Lee Byung Hun
I'm an actor. And she.
Uma Thurman
He.
Lee Byung Hun
I think he doesn't understand 100%.
Uma Thurman
No, no, good for him. He should be a 10 year old dad.
Lee Byung Hun
There's one episode when he was three years old, I first show him the GI clip on YouTube and then he was like.
Uma Thurman
Are you really?
Lee Byung Hun
No one knows daddy? Even your mom does not.
Uma Thurman
Does not know yeah, either.
Lee Byung Hun
And then he said, where's your weapon? It's in America. It's some storage. Why didn't you bring it back? And then I said, if I see some strong enemy, I'm going to bring it back. And then he said.
Uma Thurman
Okay. Okay, dad. Thanks. I won't tell anybody. I promise.
Lee Byung Hun
And few years later, he realized it's just a movie.
Uma Thurman
Yeah. Can I see your watch? Can I look at your watch? Because that might be the most beautiful watch I've ever seen in my life. Look at this thing. Can we look at this? Is that. Is that like panda bears in there?
Lee Byung Hun
Yeah.
Uma Thurman
Holy mackerel. Does it tell time?
Lee Byung Hun
Yeah.
Uma Thurman
Who cares, right? I guess.
Lee Byung Hun
Yeah, the panda tells me.
Uma Thurman
Oh. Oh. I. You know, I. I wanted to do this with you. I hope you don't mind. Fans had a lot of questions about how the show ends and I wanted to see if you could answer some of them. No spoilers. Maybe. But I have these buttons here.
Lee Byung Hun
Okay.
Uma Thurman
I'll try hard from the show. Okay. Oh, yeah, here's the way it works. Now, if the answer to the question is yes, hit O. And if it's no, hit X.
Lee Byung Hun
Okay.
Uma Thurman
Do more players learn your real identity in season three?
Jimmy Fallon
Whoa.
Uma Thurman
They do? We saw you play in some of the games in season two. Will we see you play a game in season three? This is so fun. I love this. All right. This is great. Okay. Is someone else in charge of Squid Game besides the frontman?
Lee Byung Hun
Sorry.
Uma Thurman
All right. Okay. Okay. We know there will be new games, but do any old games return? If you hit both again, I swear. No, it's okay with one half. Okay. Okay. All right, last one. Could we see a frontman spinoff one day? Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Come on.
Uma Thurman
Yes.
Lee Byung Hun
Okay. I need to tell you this. I'm not sure about that.
Uma Thurman
Oh, that's nice.
Lee Byung Hun
But. But there's a possibility and we will never know what happens.
Uma Thurman
Okay. Are you happy with the way season three comes to an end?
Lee Byung Hun
Of course.
Uma Thurman
Yeah. That wasn't part of this.
Jimmy Fallon
Lee Byung hun, everybody. The third and final season of Squid Game premieres June 27 on Netflix. More tonight's show after our next guest.
Uma Thurman
Our Grammy nominated artist whose highly anticipated new album I Quit is out this Friday and they're kicking off the I quit tour starting September 4th. Everyone, please welcome Chaim. The best. The best. Este. Danielle.
Jimmy Fallon
Alana.
Uma Thurman
Welcome back to the show. You've been on the show as musical guests. Thank you so much for being great guests on the show. Thank you. But we've never had you all talking and on the couch together. Couch.
Jimmy Fallon
That's what I'm talking about.
Uma Thurman
Couch.
We gotta talk about a new album. I quit is out Friday. Everyone pre order it right now on wherever you get your music. Go to your local record store, demand it. Yeah, it is everyone. All the anything anywhere you listen to music. I'm so excited about this. I want to get into it. First of all, who did the photo?
Jimmy Fallon
I like the COVID Okay, so first of all, look at how. Look at. Look at. They're both in focus.
Uma Thurman
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
Guess who's not.
Uma Thurman
That's perfect. Yeah. Seriously.
Jimmy Fallon
Well, listen, I love it. I love that. So the person that did this, that person. Friend of ours. A friend of yours. I think he's a friend of everyone's Elmo.
Uma Thurman
His name from Sesame Street.
Jimmy Fallon
Oh my gosh, didn't he do a great job?
Uma Thurman
Who did it?
Jimmy Fallon
Paul Thomas Anderson.
Haim
Woo.
Uma Thurman
One of the best. Are you kidding me?
Jimmy Fallon
He's literally the best.
Uma Thurman
He is the best.
Jimmy Fallon
We were lucky enough that he's done like 10 of our music videos. He did our last record. He did Women in Music Part 3.
Uma Thurman
Congratulations, by the way. You got a Grammy nomination for that. Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm. That's what I'm talking about.
Uma Thurman
And now I want a real Grammy. Now you're. Now you're going to the show. Now I want to see the trophy. Next time you come on the show, bring the award with you, please. You're well deserved. You gotta do it.
Jimmy Fallon
I have a Grammy. Well, you have a Grammy. I listen to that record all the time, by the way.
Uma Thurman
You do? Yeah. Yeah. Please, everyone, please sit down. Back to you. Back to you. Back to you.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Uma Thurman
Where did the name I quit come from?
Jimmy Fallon
So, okay, so there's a movie called that Thing youg Do. You know the movie?
Uma Thurman
Love it.
Jimmy Fallon
Do you guys know the movie?
Uma Thurman
Tom Hanks?
Jimmy Fallon
It came out in the 90s.
Uma Thurman
Playtune.
Jimmy Fallon
Pretty play Tone. First movie they ever did.
Uma Thurman
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
And we watched it as kids, like every weekend. So we loved that movie.
Uma Thurman
Me too.
Jimmy Fallon
And there's this, like, pivotal moment in the movie. At the end of the movie, the lead singer is like, okay, we have to do our second record. And he wanted to do this really like, brooding, emotional song. And he comes up to the mic and he's basically like, okay, I'm ready to record. And then Tom Hanks, the manager, is like, listen, Jimmy, I want something peppy, something snappy. And then Jimmy goes, okay, I. I quit. I quit.
Uma Thurman
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
That's right. I quit.
Uma Thurman
I quit.
Jimmy Fallon
Mr. White.
Uma Thurman
That's right.
Jimmy Fallon
And so good job. Thank you. That's my audition to be in that thing you do, too.
Uma Thurman
That thing you two. Thing you do, too.
Jimmy Fallon
That thing you two.
Uma Thurman
That thing you two. Okay. Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
That thing you two. Tom, if you're Watch. Yeah, please. I will never be as amazing as Liv Tyler.
Uma Thurman
Do two and three. Do two and three. Do both.
Jimmy Fallon
Two and three. Yes.
That's what I'm talking about. That thing you do. Two, three.
Uma Thurman
She's an actress. So you're like, okay, I quit. So wait. Well, no.
Jimmy Fallon
So then, as we grew up, when we would, like, check our mic.
Uma Thurman
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jimmy Fallon
We would check our mic with, I quit. I quit.
Uma Thurman
That's funny. Yeah, I get.
Jimmy Fallon
And when we were making this record was no different. We would check the mic and go, I quit. I quit. And so when we were, like, basically trying to find, like, the placeholder name, like, for the files of the songs, we were like, why don't we just put it under I quit?
Uma Thurman
Yeah. And then it stuck.
Jimmy Fallon
And then it stuck. And we also realized, like, wait, a lot of our songs are kind of about, like, quitting, like, quitting the things that aren't good for us anymore. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Haim
We're not quitting music.
Jimmy Fallon
No, we're not quitting music.
Haim
We're not quitting music.
Jimmy Fallon
You should never quit quitting music. No, that'll never happen.
Uma Thurman
That will never happen. In fact, you're doubling down. You're going to go on tour September 4th. Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
Gardening in Philadelphia. The I Quit Tour.
Uma Thurman
And then you'll be coming back to.
Jimmy Fallon
New York September 8th to perform at Madison Square Garden.
Uma Thurman
Now, are you looking forward to touring?
Haim
Oh, the most.
Uma Thurman
The most.
Jimmy Fallon
Can you tell?
Uma Thurman
Yeah. You're such a spectator. Do you all share a tour of us?
Jimmy Fallon
Of course. Yes, we do. No, I thought we snuggle, like, little gerbils and, like, watch, like, in the back of. We do the show. We order pizza, we snuggle, like gerbils, and we put on at a movie.
Haim
Yeah, but we are rock stars, I promise.
Uma Thurman
Yeah, no, yeah, trust me. We're really, like.
Jimmy Fallon
And we party, like, all the time.
Uma Thurman
Yeah, totally. Oh, I totally know, man. Are you kidding me?
Jimmy Fallon
That's our lifestyle.
Uma Thurman
Where's hymn? Oh, they're partying somewhere.
Jimmy Fallon
TV's out the window.
Uma Thurman
Oh, my gosh. Double kegs. Keg standing all the way.
Jimmy Fallon
Unbelievable.
Uma Thurman
Jimmy, thank you so much. Yeah. What was the first instrument you guys ever learned?
Jimmy Fallon
First instrument we ever start. Probably drums.
Haim
Drums I would say drums.
Jimmy Fallon
It was more that we just. We are always banging on each other. Banging on, like, people records.
Uma Thurman
That's how it started to three drummers.
Jimmy Fallon
Three drummers.
Uma Thurman
Oh, Matt's tough to get down with three drummers. But can you just drum? Can you drum right now if I give you, like, these sharpie?
Jimmy Fallon
Yes, I can drum. Wait, let me.
Uma Thurman
Hold on.
Haim
Oh, take a sip. Oh, she's chugging it.
Uma Thurman
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's just. It's water. You guys rock.
Jimmy Fallon
Stay hydrated.
Uma Thurman
Stay hydrated. Yeah, there you go.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, I can do this. Do you have, like.
Uma Thurman
Is there anything else?
Jimmy Fallon
Do you have. I have tons of things back there.
Uma Thurman
I have tons of things back here.
Jimmy Fallon
What's in the drawers?
Uma Thurman
What do we need? I have drawers. What's in the drawers?
Jimmy Fallon
I see. A stuff stapler.
Uma Thurman
Well, I don't. Why would I even use a stapler?
Jimmy Fallon
I see, I see.
Uma Thurman
Oh, how about this?
Jimmy Fallon
Altoids.
Haim
Oh, alt trash can. I like that.
Uma Thurman
I do have a trash can.
Jimmy Fallon
You have a trash can?
Uma Thurman
Yes.
Jimmy Fallon
Danielle can play the trash can.
Haim
That's okay.
Uma Thurman
Okay. You have trash can. Do you have toys?
Haim
Do you have, like, paper papers that you want to get rid of?
Jimmy Fallon
Like, you need a shred.
Uma Thurman
That needs a shred.
Jimmy Fallon
Yeah. Like, any information?
Uma Thurman
This is my resume when Hoda was leaving. This is my resume to take over. We can replace in the Today show. I was hoping to get that job.
Jimmy Fallon
We can wrap that up.
Haim
I'll just take that.
Uma Thurman
You're going to make that into something. This is so fun.
Jimmy Fallon
Okay, wait, wait. Can you.
Uma Thurman
Are we really going to do this song?
Jimmy Fallon
So why don't you. Can you do like. You can do that.
Uma Thurman
You're hypnotizing me, Jimmy. You can do it, Jimmy.
Jimmy Fallon
You can do it. You can do it.
Uma Thurman
You can do it, Jimmy.
Jimmy Fallon
Can we, like. Can we jam if we do like, a.
Uma Thurman
Time?
Jimmy Fallon
Everybody I quit is out this Friday. Stick around. My thanks to Uma Thurman, Lee Byung Hun, hi Moon once again. And the Roots right there from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Good night, everybody.
Uma Thurman
Thank you.
Jimmy Fallon
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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon – Episode Summary
Episode Title: Trump's Approval Rating Plummets to All-Time Low as Bacon Prices Skyrocket | Uma Thurman, Lee Byung-hun, HAIM
Air Date: June 17, 2025
Release Date: June 18, 2025
Uma Thurman takes the stage with Jimmy Fallon, delivering a sharp and humorous take on current events, blending political commentary with pop culture references.
Trump's Approval Rating & Economic Woes:
Uma opens with, “President Trump's approval rating just dropped to the lowest point of his second term.” She humorously connects this decline to soaring bacon prices:
"It's cheaper to order Beluga caviar than a Wendy's Baconator. Yep, bacon is super expensive, but it's still not expensive enough for Americans to try turkey bacon."
(02:00)
Corporate Advertising Satire:
Highlighting contrasting ads, Uma showcases In-N-Out Burger's positive portrayal of happy employees:
"In N Out Burger is proud to have America's happiest employees."
(02:21)
She juxtaposes this with a satirical take on a Waffle House ad, emphasizing the absurdity:
"Welcome to Waffle House, bitch. Forget a nine to five, you're working nine to survive."
(02:41)
23andMe Controversy:
Uma humorously critiques political figures' DNA revelations:
"Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth is 10% Norwegian and 90% Louisiana."
(03:12)
She continues with playful percentages for other officials, adding a light-hearted spin to a serious topic.
Uma Thurman discusses her latest projects and experiences in the film industry, offering insights into her career and upcoming roles.
**Promotion of The Old Guard 2:
Uma shares excitement about her new Netflix movie:
"She stars in the new movie The Old Guard 2, which begins streaming on Netflix July 2nd."
(05:37)
She praises co-star Charlize Theron:
"Charlize was just so epic in it. She's kind of taken the genre there."
(08:56)
Acting Challenges – Eating on Camera:
Uma humorously admits her discomfort with eating scenes:
"I don't like eating on camera... a lot of actors do eat. Brad Pitt is always eating an apple."
(10:18)
She likens it to facing neuroses, adding levity to the discussion of acting demands.
Personal Anecdotes:
Uma shares a heartfelt moment about being mistaken for Jodie Foster:
"Someone walked up to me and they said, oh my God, are you Jodie Foster?"
(07:15)
She reflects on moving to New York as a teenager, expressing vulnerability and growth.
International star Lee Byung-hun discusses his role in Squid Game and the cultural impact of the series.
**Role in Squid Game:
Lee explains his character as the mysterious Front Man:
"Squid Game is a Korean story made by Korean director with Korean actors and Korean language."
(14:04)
He shares behind-the-scenes challenges:
"It's very hard... I had to use my other senses. Like ninja. Like storm shadow in G.I. Joe."
(17:27)
Maintaining Secrecy:
Lee recounts the secrecy involved in his role:
"I had to keep it as a secret. So I didn't say to anybody, even my close friends and mom."
(16:42)
A touching moment occurs when his mother discovers his role post-release:
"How could you not tell me?"
(17:04)
Family Impact:
Lee humorously describes his son's misunderstanding of his character:
"Why are you so mean?"
(18:37)
He reassures him:
"That's a kid, right? That's kids for you."
(19:21)
Fan Engagement:
During a playful Q&A segment with Uma, Lee responds to fan questions using interactive buttons, adding an engaging and entertaining element to the interview.
The band HAIM joins the show to promote their new album "I Quit" and discuss their upcoming tour, blending music with humor.
Album Promotion:
HAIM enthusiastically promotes their latest work:
"I Quit is out Friday. Everyone pre-order it right now on wherever you get your music."
(24:02)
Behind-the-Scenes Fun:
The band engages in lighthearted banter with Jimmy and Uma, showcasing their camaraderie and playful personalities.
"We're not quitting music."
(27:35)
Tour Insights:
HAIM shares humorous details about their tour life:
"We do the show. We order pizza, we snuggle, like gerbils, and we put on a movie."
(28:08)
They emphasize their rock star lifestyle with a comedic twist.
Interactive Jam Session:
Uma attempts to involve HAIM in a jam session using everyday items, leading to amusing moments:
"Can you drum right now if I give you these sharpies?"
(29:10)
Jimmy Fallon wraps up the episode by thanking all guests and promoting upcoming content:
"Thank you so much. What was the first instrument you guys ever learned?"
(28:48)
He encourages listeners to subscribe and watch future episodes on NBC and Peacock.
Uma Thurman on Trump and Bacon Prices:
"It's cheaper to order Beluga caviar than a Wendy's Baconator."
(02:00)
Uma Thurman on In-N-Out and Waffle House Ads:
"In N Out Burger is proud to have America's happiest employees."
(02:21)
"Welcome to Waffle House, bitch. Forget a nine to five, you're working nine to survive."
(02:41)
Lee Byung-hun on Acting Challenges:
"I have to use my other senses. Like ninja. Like storm shadow in G.I. Joe."
(17:27)
HAIM on Tour Life:
"We do the show. We order pizza, we snuggle, like gerbils, and we put on a movie."
(28:08)
Uma Thurman on Mic Check Tradition:
"When we were making this record, we would check the mic and go, I quit."
(27:03)
This episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon masterfully blends humor, current events, and engaging interviews with high-profile guests. Uma Thurman, Lee Byung-hun, and HAIM bring their unique perspectives and charisma, creating a dynamic and entertaining experience for both regular viewers and newcomers alike. From political satire and personal anecdotes to behind-the-scenes insights and musical performances, the episode offers a rich tapestry of content that highlights the versatility and appeal of Jimmy Fallon's hosting style.