Podcast Summary: The Tony Kinnett Cast
Episode: BONUS TONUS: Trump, Maduro, and the Scoreboard that Makes Losers Weep
Date: January 4, 2026
Host: Tony Kinnett (The Daily Signal)
Overview
In this unscripted, passionate monologue, Tony Kinnett dives headlong into a sweeping celebration of a recent U.S. military operation overseen by President Trump, which ousted Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro in a matter of minutes, with zero American casualties. Kinnett frames the operation as a vindication of U.S. military superiority and a monumental win for “scoreboard”– American results and exceptionalism. He skewers critics from across the political spectrum, urges his audience to embrace national victories, and dispenses with what he calls defeatist and conspiratorial rhetoric. The tone is patriotic, unfiltered, sarcastic, and delivered with the cadence of a locker-room pep talk.
Key Discussion Points and Insights
1. The Venezuela Operation: A Historic U.S. Victory
- Kinnett recounts the operation in vivid detail:
- Delta Force executed the mission with “zero U.S. servicemen killed.”
- (00:20) “Army Delta Force is 100% undefeated. Cyberattacks by the United States shut the lights off in Caracas before Apache helicopters rolled in, blasting the slow version of Macarena as though it were the Gulf War.”
- The President, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, and Secretary of State Marco Rubio are commended for decisive leadership.
- The Russian-supplied air defenses were deemed impotent and swiftly neutralized.
- (01:13) “The United States obliterated the Russian air defenses...the number of air casualties in the last 30 years are next to nothing.”
- Delta Force executed the mission with “zero U.S. servicemen killed.”
2. “Scoreboard” and the Vindication of American Power
- “Scoreboard” emerges as Kinnett’s central metaphor for victory and results:
- (08:11) “Scoreboard matters. I am a Hoosier from Indiana. I'm in Eastern Central Indiana. I have been an IU football and a basketball fan for a long dang time, even when it sucked.”
- Draws parallels between sports and geopolitics—what counts are wins, not theories or complaints.
- Criticizes those who predicted disaster or feared international escalation, calling out by name figures on the right (Tucker Carlson, Marjorie Taylor Greene, etc.) and left (Bernie Sanders, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Zoran Mamdani).
- (03:16) “The crying and the weeping and the gnashing of teeth from those who have now been consistently wrong about everything.”
3. Dismissing Critics and “Goofy Goober Games”
- Sharp rebukes are administered to:
- Conspiratorial and populist voices (from “woke right” to far left) who see Jewish plots or overestimate Russia/China’s backing of Maduro.
- Libertarians and anti-war critics invoking constitutional concerns.
- Quote:
(13:30) “All of the peddlers of international law can suck eggs. Absolutely. Go cry in the corner. No one cares what the nonsense little no testosterone beta cuck has to say about international law that only ever seems to apply to the United States and a few select of its allies who they don’t like being winners.”
4. Pragmatism over Principles
- For Kinnett, effectiveness and results trump international legalisms or ideological purity:
- (14:02) “I'm okay with winning. That's my position.”
- Celebrates the practical benefits, notably on oil and gas prices (“75 cent a gallon gasoline”), and welcomes unapologetic American economic interests.
- Regards the operation as within the scope of the War Powers Act (1973), strictly following legal procedures.
5. A Call to Enjoy the Win and Reject Guilt or Doubt
- Kinnett exhorts listeners to bask in the victory and not be browbeaten by critics:
- (19:53) “Anyone out there that tells you you need to feel bad or suspicious or upset needs to put down the phone, touch some grass and enjoy the win.”
- (20:11) “This is the 250th year of the greatest republic ever to grace the face of this earth. Take the win. Enjoy it.”
6. Colorful Closing and Tony’s Signature Style
- Kinnett closes with advice for all Americans to celebrate — whether it’s cracking a beer or enjoying sparkling cider for the Baptists.
- (20:20) “If you are not a Baptist, go crack open a beer, enjoy it, sit back and relax. If you're a Baptist, I'm sure we've got some Welch's sparkling Cider somewhere for you to enjoy.”
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On the operation’s boldness and efficiency:
(00:30) “A military operation that was over less than a few minutes after it began, that Army's Special Forces, the Delta Force, without all of the blustery movies and the Mark Wahlberg and the self aggrandizement, went in, took care of business, threw him on a plane and got him out of the country. He wasn't able to make it to a safe room.” -
On critics across the spectrum:
(03:51) "The same people who have been wrong about Iran, Charlie Kirk's assassination, the Israeli Gaza cease file, China and Taiwan... are wrong again. Now they are dead wrong." -
On celebrating results:
(08:22) “When coach Kurt Signetti came in and brought about fundamentals and winning, that's the only thing that mattered and never letting up until the job was done. He got results. And what did you get? You got scoreboard.”
Timeline of Key Segments
| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:00 | Opening, unscripted urgency, setup of Venezuela operation | | 00:15 | Details of the military raid, overwhelming U.S. force, mocking Russian air defense | | 03:00 | Rebuke of critics from right and left; “scoreboard” as bottom line | | 08:00 | Indiana sports metaphor; lessons from local and national wins and losses | | 13:00 | On international law, oil interests, and unapologetic American gains | | 16:00 | Rejecting critics’ guilt-trips about U.S. actions; call to enjoy victory | | 19:45 | Final exhortation: “put down the phone, touch some grass and enjoy the win” | | 20:20 | Humorous send-off — beer or cider, “enjoy the win” |
Final Thoughts
Tony Kinnett’s episode is a rollicking, unapologetic celebration of U.S. military success paired with a fierce rejection of critics and doubters. He leans heavily into a sporting metaphor — “scoreboard” — as both vindication and rallying cry, urging listeners to reject ideological self-flagellation, savor national victories, and “enjoy the win.” True to Kinnett's persona, the episode is bold, biting, and pulls no punches.
