The Tony Kennett Cast — Ep. 447
Date: November 14, 2025
Host: Tony Kennett
Podcast: The Daily Signal
Overview
In this lively and irreverent episode, Tony Kennett takes aim at a string of high-profile fraud and controversy stories involving Democratic politicians and institutions. The theme: People in power increasingly act as though basic documentation rules and common sense procedures don’t apply to them—leaving clear paper trails and repeated evidence of malfeasance. Kennett’s trademark blend of humor, sarcasm, and exasperation is on full display as he covers:
- Mortgage fraud allegations against Rep. Eric Swalwell and others
- Gavin Newsom’s office issuing driver’s licenses to over 17,000 illegal immigrants
- Chicago Public Schools' stunning misuse of funds
- Attempts to tie Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein via “damning” but illogical new emails
- Media missteps, including a BBC scandal with Trump-related footage
- Tech follies, from the underwhelming “AI robot butler” to Russian robotic failures
Key Segments & Discussion Points
1. Fraud on Parade: Politicians’ Paper Trails
Tammy Duckworth Staffer Pretending to Be a Lawyer (00:40–02:09)
- Kennett opens with advice: “Do not commit crimes that leave very, very obvious paper trails. No one […] has paid attention to that golden rule.”
- Recaps a Duckworth staffer posing as a lawyer to free a repeatedly deported illegal immigrant from ICE custody, falsifying DHS forms.
- Quote: “Not even like you’re repping Mother Teresa. No.” – Tony Kennett (01:15)
Eric Swalwell’s Mortgage Fraud Allegations (02:09–11:00)
- Tony explains mortgage fraud basics: how the designation of “primary residence” determines rates and risk on home loans.
- Swalwell, a California rep, allegedly claimed his D.C. home as primary residence on mortgage docs while also listing California on Congressional records and campaign filings—trying to have “two primary residences.”
- Cites federal housing regulator Bill Pulte, refers Swalwell for DOJ prosecution.
- NBC News notes: This isn’t a Trump DOJ witch hunt; the paper trail is damning.
- Kennett calls out the hypocrisy: Swalwell and allies claim it’s “political targeting” while their own records contradict their narrative.
- Quote (mocking Swalwell’s defense): “The only thing I’m surprised about is that it took this long for him to come after me. […] I refuse to live in fear in what was once…what was once the freest country in the whole darn world. Wow. Isn’t that just so brave and super duper wonderful?” (05:44)
- Other high-profile mortgage fraud: Adam Schiff, Letitia James, Lisa Cook also cited (06:55–09:12).
Notable Moment
Swalwell’s “Rule of Law” Clip (10:28)
- Playful irony: Tony runs an old Swalwell clip about enforcing the law, then pivots:
“If you’re not going to follow the law, it’s time for people to start having consequences. […] When we lose the rule of law in America, it’s not just a concept, it’s everything.” – Swalwell (guest clip, 10:28)
General Hypocrisy on Housing & Fraud (11:00–11:48)
- Tony and Producer Nick lampoon politicians with multiple homes speaking on the housing crisis.
- Producer Nick: “I just wish I owned one residence, let alone enough residents to commit mortgage fraud.” (10:53)
2. California’s CDL Scandal: 17,000+ Licenses to Illegals (11:48–18:00)
- California DMV admits issuing 17,000 commercial driver’s licenses (CDLs) to illegal immigrants, undercutting Gov. Newsom’s denials.
- Federal crackdown: Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy threatens to withhold $160M in funds.
- Newsom’s office claims only non-citizens with work visas qualify, but the records reveal otherwise.
- Tony explains the public safety ramifications and hammers California for brushing aside E-Verify and English proficiency requirements.
- Quote: “It’s morally bankrupt. […] They cannot speak English. They do not know US road laws.” (14:42)
3. Chicago Public Schools: Travel Fraud and Bloated Expenses (21:00–25:00)
- New report details $7.7M spent on luxurious staff travel—Haiti, Hawaii, Egypt, Finland, South Africa.
- Benefits for few, while 60% of high schoolers aren’t proficient in English and 75% not proficient in math.
- Inspector General urges reform after CPS employees expensed travel, often without approval, blowing through spending caps.
- Tony analogizes with his own hypothetical: “If I go buy a camel for the studio […] and I charge this to the company—They would go: ‘No.’ Chicago: ‘Yeah, we didn’t give you approval for that, but we’ll pay it anyway…’ Incredible.” (24:20)
4. Media & Narrative Manipulation
Trump, Epstein & the Logic Fail (28:00–35:00)
- Dems tout new Epstein email: “Epstein called Trump dangerous—proof Trump is bad!” Tony skewers the logic: “Why are we taking the word of the pedophile rapist trafficker? Do they know how awkward this sounds?”
- Allegation that Trump spent Thanksgiving 2017 with Epstein debunked—proven impossible by public records. Democrats deleted the claim after backlash.
- Quote: “The only dirt that [Epstein] had on Trump is that Trump shut up Stormy Daniels and that Epstein really, really hated Trump.” (32:00)
AOC’s Far-Fetched Fan Stories (35:23–36:46)
- Kennett mocks AOC’s anecdotes about Republicans secretly supporting Democratic Socialism.
- “None of this happened. None of this has ever happened whatsoever.” (36:19)
BBC Trump Scandal (38:00–40:55)
- BBC apologizes after maliciously editing Trump’s Jan. 6 speech. Brian Stelter, in Tony’s words, “bakes like a potato” over it.
- Debates whether the BBC’s apology is a legal and moral admission.
5. Tech Follies: AI, Electric Vehicles & Robot Disasters (46:27–56:33)
China’s EV Can't Climb Stairs (47:43–49:50)
- Chinese EV flops in comparison to classic Range Rover marketing; struggles with basic stair navigation.
- “Chinese vehicles can’t even drive up hills. We have 1992 Ford pickup trucks running on used cooking oil and redneck urine that can scale vertical walls.” (49:13)
Battery Ejection & Russian Humanoid Faceplant (50:19–53:37)
- China’s new safety measure: Batteries “shoot out from under the car like a shotgun shell.”
- Russian humanoid robot’s big reveal—falls flat on face coming on stage, Rocky music and all.
- Quote: “Imagine revealing your new exciting robot and a third guy has to emerge from the stage with a curtain... Nothing to see here!” (52:28)
$20,000 Neo Robot Butler Is Human-Operated (54:57–56:33)
- Wall Street Journal demoed “Neo” AI robot, but investigation reveals it’s just teleoperated by a guy with a VR headset in another country.
- Tony riffs on the privacy and security nightmare of real-time cameras in customers’ homes, controlled by an unknown person.
AI Hysteria and the Lessons of History (56:50–58:30)
- Tony draws parallels between panic over AI/robots and prior tech fears, like spreadsheet software replacing office workers.
- Reassures listeners: “AI is just like that. It is an improvement. It will do some cool things. AI is not going to magically become real life. […] They can’t even get away with mortgage fraud.” (58:30)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- On mortgage fraud paper trails:
“When you commit mortgage fraud, the paper remains. You can put it away for 20, 30, 40 years…you get out the book, it still says primary residence.” (06:39) - On California’s driver’s license scandal:
“You don’t have to be a Colts fan to get into Lucas Oil Stadium, but you do have to buy a ticket. You don’t have to be a citizen to work here, but you do need a ticket to enter.” (12:49) - On Chicago travel fraud:
“Spas, suites, safaris and shopping. Who wouldn’t want to work at Chicago Public Schools?” (21:09) - On attempts to tie Trump to Epstein:
“Do they know how awkward this sounds?” (30:44) - On the state of Democratic leadership:
“When things start to break down and there’s no leadership to pull everyone together…It is now getting its share of consequences.” (41:00) - On Chinese EVs:
“We have beat up 1992 Ford pickup trucks running on used cooking oil and redneck urine that can scale vertical walls.” (49:13)
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Tammy Duckworth staffer fraud: 00:40–02:09
- Eric Swalwell mortgage fraud: 02:09–11:00
- Swalwell’s old ‘Rule of Law’ clip: 10:28
- California CDL scandal: 11:48–18:00
- Chicago Public Schools travel fraud: 21:00–25:00
- Epstein-Trump email non-troversy: 28:00–35:00
- AOC Republican fans story: 35:23–36:46
- BBC/Trump editing apology: 38:00–40:55
- Chinese EV stair test: 47:43–49:50
- Russian robot faceplant: 52:28–53:37
- Neo robot butler revelation: 54:57–56:33
- AI “takeover” skepticism: 56:50–58:30
Closing Thoughts
Tony Kennett cements this episode’s theme: The powerful often disregard “paper trail common sense” and, ironically, frequently get caught with their hands in the cookie jar. While lampooning these scandals, Kennett also skewers sloppy media, technological hype, and the lack of self-awareness among major political players. Listeners get an entertaining mix of mockery, detailed analysis, and pointed advice: “Don’t leave a paper trail when you commit crimes. Or better yet, don’t commit the crimes at all.”
Listen to the full episode for all the sarcasm, sound bites, and off-the-cuff producer banter!
