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Eating McDonald's. That's how it went down from Shad. A haiku. The end will be nigh when you have to buy Afrin via a touch screen. I'm not doing that. Andrew Johnson. Not that Andrew Johnson in Pelham, New York. This is a little known fact, but Fawn Leibowitz was actually just trying to clear an ear tube. Dr. Brad Hauser, Minneapolis, Minnesota I'm not a physician, but have you considered hiring a Langer monkey to help with your ear problems? Rob Lowe. Not that. Rob Lowe in Orange County, California Consider your Afrin mix up a blessing in disguise. When I first started dating my wife, she introduced me to Afrin when I had some congestion. I took it for the first time and couldn't believe the immediate relief I experienced. However, as Michael mentioned, I quickly became dependent on it and couldn't breathe without it. There I was, strung out on Afrin, questioning my whole life. But that wasn't the worst part. After about day eight, I woke up one day with what I can only describe as utter confusion. I couldn't comprehend anything I heard or read. When my wife would talk to me, I couldn't understand what she was saying. I should add that we had just started dating and now, after years of marriage, I still can't understand what she's saying most of the time. But this was different. I went to the doctor and after explaining what I was feeling, she instantly asked, you've been taking Afrin, haven't you? She told me to stop taking this immediately and to never take it again. She said, and I quote, afrin is the devil. And that made me even more confused because I thought Neosporin was the devil. Which is what Dr. Kaguchi told me a few months ago. But when I heard about your mix up, I thought to myself, tony can't afford any more confusion in his life. Confusion was in fact what led you to buying children's Afrin in the first place. One week of the real stuff and you'd start referring to Blake Trinen as the warrior God. Wow, Matt, while I'm not a doctor, I think this will help your hearing issue. There is a knob on the TV that makes it louder. Hope that helps. Timothy Weatherhead. Mr. Tony is right. Winter Olympics has a bunch of made up sports. Whereas the Summer Olympics has traditional sports like break dancing. Okay, okay. It has made up sports, but it also has more traditional sports. From Glenn in Harriman, Utah. Just want to say thanks for the reminder to add rice with the chicken for the dog McElroy. Dog's name is McElroy. He's feeling much better. See attached picture he's named after Rory as usually as usual. Please tell Kevin Brown how old's the pup? Can It's a nice little dog. Yeah, it's good. Ken sands, Forest Hill, D.C. tell Wilbon I feel seen Perry, Della, Hamilton, Berger, and especially the Natalie attired Paul Drake. I'm almost exactly the same age as Wilbon, so I totally get it. Watching Black and White Perry Mason reruns on rainy days in the late 60s and early 70s classic. Thanks. Thank him for sharing that. Steve gilmore, San Angelo, Texas Ask Wilbon who Richard Dent's favorite character is on Law SVU when they talk about the show in the text chamber and in Gainesville, Virginia thanks to Pat, 40 for putting words to my daily mindset at work. Next time my boss yells what in the world were you thinking? I can calmly answer with confidence. Nothing. Just like the great Michael Phelps, my mind is blank and I'm amazing. From Werner Milano in Wellington in New Zealand. Ooh, pen him Hi Tony. New Zealand is not a warm weather country, I'll grant you that the northern part is generally warmer compared to the other parts of the country. It's still not as warm as, let's say, Florida. Also, during winter season your summer people from Australia and all other parts of the world visit our ski fields, especially Queenstown, which is in the South Island. Calling New Zealand a warm weather country is like calling Toronto a Midwestern state. P.S. can you please greet my wife with a happy Chinese New Year? She's not a little yet, but she watches PTI with me. Thank you. Yes, so I guess they do have they have snow there and that's why they have Winter Olympians. Dana Ost in Columbia, Maryland Barry Manilow just announced he's performing in Baltimore in early March. I'm sure he'd love to see you again. Joshua Zenner in Jacksonville, Florida per your Monday episode, enlighten you regarding the end of the Daytona 500. You stated you wanted clarification or explanation regarding the crash on the final lap. Crashes too, on the final lap of the Daytona 500 that did not draw a caution flag. NASCAR officiating has made more of an emphasis this offseason regarding letting drivers race back to the finish if there is no immediate danger at the start finish line. That is a car in the middle of the track stopped at the finish line. This is after years of criticism from the NASCAR fan base that races would end under caution without letting the drivers race to the finish. So yeah, that makes all the sense in the world. Let him go Let him go. And from Brandon BORZELLI In Lebanon, New Jersey, the quote from Godfather 2 seems more and more appropriate as we learn of another cast member passing away. Hyman Roth's Sicilian messenger, Johnny Ola discussing discussing with Michael and Roth why Roth has survived. As long put it best, Hyman Roth always makes money for his partners. One by one our old friends are gone. Death, natural or not, prison, deported. Hyman Roth is the only one left because he always made money for his partners. But no send off for Mr. Duvall would be complete without his response to Tessio asking Tom, can you get me off the hook for old times sake? Tom Hagen simply says can't do it, Sally. As Tessio is escorted to his doom. Rest easy, Tom. Not a Sicilian, not a wartime Consulari, but a brother to the Corleone. Fabulous email if you're out on your bike tight everyone is always to wear white. Now you get the hell out of here. Thank you for the dinner and a very pleasant evening.