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Tony Kornheiser
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James Carville
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Tony Kornheiser
Previously on the Tony Kornheiser Show. Okay, that plays in Richard Justice. And we are fortunate not only to have Richard, but to have Richard living in Houston where there is a football story of consequence hate.
James Carville
Did that Dan Burns song have the line sounds like Pete Seeger at the very end?
Tony Kornheiser
Yes, at the very end. It made me a little nervous.
James Carville
I just say that Tony. Ouch.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, that made me a little nervous. The Tony Korniser show is on now. Let us begin with public service from Steve the Sycophant. A humble request to mention the Herndon Regional Wind Ensemble Christmas concert at South Lakes High School, Reston, Virginia on Sunday, December 8th. That is this Sunday. Two days from now. Yes, in South Lakes. Isn't that where Grant Hill played high school basketball? Isn't it?
Michael
We looked that up.
Tony Kornheiser
I think he was. The concert begins at 4pm in the ensemble under the direction of Dr. Lawrence Walker will provide a full panoply. Walker of Yuletide and Hanukkah music. Admission is free, but any food contributions for The South Lake PTSA Food Pantry will be greatly appreciated. 4pm this Sunday. It's free. Please come and donate something. That's nice.
Michael
And I believe you had that Grant Hill South Lace High School.
Tony Kornheiser
That's what I thought, all right, well, then let me speak of basketball for a second. Last night before I started to watch the football game. A football game, that was great. Yes. And a football game that is going to get an enormous rating relative to other ratings on the Thursday night games on Amazon. Because it's so hard to get Amazon. You have to wait 5, 10, 15 minutes.
Steve the Sycophant
You do a great read for it, you know.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, I do. Thanks. Even though my voice hurts, I'm willing to do it. So I don't. Sure.
Steve the Sycophant
You go for it on fourth down.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, me and Dan Campbell. So before I went to that game, I knew the Wizards were going to be on. The Wizards had a home game against Dallas. Dallas, very good team.
Steve the Sycophant
Did they break the streak?
Tony Kornheiser
No, they did not break the streak. They lost. But there's a couple of things I want to say. First of all, they lost 137 to 101. Okay, let me repeat that. 137 to 101. They started out halfway through the first quarter, down 18 to 6. The Wizards stink. They have been assembled by somebody who I'm not certain knows anything about the chemistry of a basketball team. They get worse every time they go out there. They have beaten one team this year, Atlanta, beat them twice, haven't beaten anybody else. They're two and whatever. Two and a lot. They have lost 16 straight, matching a franchise record which was set twice previously, most recently last season when they stunk as well. Listen to this paragraph. Washington's 36 point margin of defeat was its largest of the season, exceeding Tuesday's 31 point drubbing by the Cleveland Cavaliers. So two games in a row, they've had their worst games. They are a dreadful, awful team, charging you full price. Full price to watch them stink the joint out. And what angered me beyond comprehension yesterday was was they unveiled their City Connection uniform. What city? Alexandria. Where the owner wanted to move. Because the owner wanted to move to Alexandria.
Steve the Sycophant
Just as a terminal map.
Tony Kornheiser
Dca. Yes. So on their chest, is there a big A for Alexandria? No, it says District of Columbia, the place that Ted Leonzis sought eagerly to leave. And now they unveil these. These particular uniforms. And the people doing the show, of course, tell you how great the uniforms are because they're on the pad. They work for Monumental. Come on, let's get real here, people. The team is lousy. The guy who covers the team for the Washington Post, the essence of his stories always is the same. It goes like this. Yeah, they're not very good, but I see some improvement in this Guy. Well, this guy was supposed to be. This guy Kubali was one of the 12 French players that they have on the team as they compete in the Olympics as the French national team. And he was supposed to be great and everybody said how good he was last year. Let me give you his line from last night. 29 minutes. Field goals, 0. 0 for 10. 0 for 10.
Steve the Sycophant
Must have got some shots.
Tony Kornheiser
4 for 4 from the line. 4 points.
Michael
Well, that's something.
Tony Kornheiser
4 rebounds, 29 minutes. Then the other French national player they got, Saar, who was the number, their top draft choice, right? He was number two overall. Or was he number one overall? Number two overall. The other French guy went one overall. If France is so good, why don't they win the gold medal? If everybody in France and Wembanyama and Gobel and they are good, they're terrific players, you know. And who was the guard for years?
Michael
Oh, Tony Parker.
Tony Kornheiser
Tony Parker. They're really good, but they don't win gold medals and everybody drafts them first. Okay? The other guy, Sar, who is written about in glowing terms all the time, as well as he finds his way as a rookie. Hit, 27 minutes, 8 rebounds, 11 points. It's okay. It's okay.
Steve the Sycophant
Give the French players here a vote of no confidence.
Tony Kornheiser
They won't quit though, will they? They'll just name another player and try to do it that way, as Macron has done. I mean, I just think they're a terrible team. They're a terrible team. The owner tried to move them out, couldn't move them out because he made a political miscalculation not understanding that the governor of Virginia, by law a one term guy, can't really get anything done, you know, but, you know, now they're big. Everybody tells you how beautiful their District of Columbia. They stink. They're the worst team in the league. And the general manager who put the team together, they don't have any good players. Kendrick Perkins was on PTI the other day. So they don't have anybody. Kuzma thinks he's good. Poole thinks he's good. They're not any good. The general manager put them together, says, you know, just give me eight more years. No, Takes time. No. If I was writing a column, I would have a Bunsen burner under his behind once a week. That's me. Nobody else seems to be doing that. Everybody else seems to be hopeful. I don't know what they're hopeful of. That's my rant for the day.
Steve the Sycophant
Speaking of the Wizards man mentioned the wizard and I The Wicked.
Tony Kornheiser
Please.
Steve the Sycophant
I think you need to break out of your rut and go see this movie. This is the first movie, oddly enough, it's another John Chu movie that I've been to since Crazy Rich Asians in the Theater. I was super nervous going into this and I've been following all the spoilers, all the little reviews. Super nervous because they split the movie into two. So it's act one. Wicked One came out, four hour movie. This was about 2:30, you know, five hour movie. Yeah. And Wicked Two comes out next year. And you sit there going, is it gonna leave you feeling empty that you don't get the resolution at the end? And the way that they handle the rise of Glinda and Elphaba and the way they handle their trip to Oz and meeting the wizard and then the weight that comes from defying gravity. No, you actually go out of this feeling like you saw a complete movie. And it addresses some of my biggest complaints from the musical. It's not as loud. The musical is just super loud. And this actually allows for some really tender moments that you get on screen. And maybe it's just my age relative to the director, but there are just these elements. You obviously have the wizard of Oz, which plays into this. And more than ever, you hear the connection between unlimited and that. Note the jump, the tonal jump with that and Somewhere over the Rainbow. But just visually, you're getting what feels like Oompa Loompas from Willy Wonka. You're getting Avatar, the early reviews.
Tony Kornheiser
So you really liked it?
Steve the Sycophant
I loved it.
Tony Kornheiser
The best reviews didn't take the kids, right?
Steve the Sycophant
Kids were too young. The kids were way too young, though. They were listening to enough of the music that they're like, is that wicked again? And a lot of reviews called it a combination of Harry Potter meets Mean Girls, which also addresses another issue, is how do these two young women become such good friends? Because in the musical they go from loathing, what is this feeling? To popular. And here it gives space for just such great subtle acting, particularly with Cynthia Rivo's facial expressions and just Ariana Grande's physical. I mean, she's a tremendous singer. She's a pop diva, which is the worry. Are you just going to have a pop superstar who comes in thinking she can do musical theater? And there's just this great backstory, as you think, about why it took 15 to 20 years to get this actually made. And there's these great stories of her going backstage to meet Kristen Chenworth as a kid. And Glinda's the part she always wanted to play. And then the confusion. Was she actually trying out for Elphaba? Because through various celebrations, the 15th year or so, they have her singing the wizard and I, which is the I want the big I want song in the first act.
Tony Kornheiser
So when you say about pop divas, what's her name? I'm blanking because I'm so old. Lady Gaga.
Steve the Sycophant
Lady Gaga, yes.
Tony Kornheiser
She would be classified as a pop diva. I think her work in musicals on the screen is fabulous, correct? She's fabulous, yeah.
Michael
Star is born. Which just blows you away.
Tony Kornheiser
She's just great. So. And she would qualify as a pop diva, right?
Steve the Sycophant
Oh, yeah.
Tony Kornheiser
But you would say to yourself, boy, that's great casting, because she's really great. So I'm happy if Ariana Grande is great.
Steve the Sycophant
There's just. There's such respect.
Tony Kornheiser
I mean, the other two pop divas, of course, would be Beyonce and Taylor Swift, who have not been in movies, but I would think if they were in movies, there's a chance they'd be great.
Steve the Sycophant
Beyonce has been a couple.
Tony Kornheiser
Has she? Yeah.
Michael
Okay, she has. Including something called Cadillac Records or something like that. Yeah, yeah.
Steve the Sycophant
I mean, I don't give any spoilers, but they, they clearly understand the audience. There's a big number that is the Going to the big city celebration. And they just. There's subtleties to the heel clicks to the. To the play with wand. You really like referencing, you know, bits that the original actors might have done on stage 20 years ago. And you think about how much time they've had to prepare for this to make sure they get all these subtleties correct.
Tony Kornheiser
Did Liz go with you?
Steve the Sycophant
Liz did. And what's so great is you say.
Tony Kornheiser
At some point Michael stopped. You're being a fan.
Steve the Sycophant
Someone had to watch the. I did not sing, though there was times I was tempted because I'm trying to remember what is this riff different from the original cast album or even for the movie? How's this different from the album that they just put out? Because they were, you know, singing live to tape for this, for the movie version. But you know that I'm a big musical theater guy and one of the greatest memories I have is going to New York and you would sit there saying, we're gonna go on the tickets line and we're gonna go see what is ever available. Which is why I was a terrified 8 year old going to see Tommy in the balcony.
Tony Kornheiser
It's great.
Steve the Sycophant
It's the loudest, angriest musical I've ever seen.
Tony Kornheiser
Terrific first act is Great.
Steve the Sycophant
And so Liz and I start dating. But I was not into Wicked back then. And this is when it had sort of broke away from Broadway and was being just sort of part of pop culture. So I knew Define gravity. I knew that it had been featured in Glee and I heard all these soundtracks. And she sort of sits me down on one of these car trips and I start listening. And this leads to our going to London years later, where one of my greatest musical regrets is I had a chance to see one of my favorite Elphabas playing it in the West End, Rachel Tucker. And instead I chose to see the over bloated production of Phantom of the Opera to see an actor I wanted to see who was not playing that day. And Liz still makes fun of me. The look of just absolute sadness on my face as I traveled all the way to the West End to then see that my favorite actor, John Owen Jones, not going to be playing Phantom.
Tony Kornheiser
Because you can figure out pretty quickly, yeah, Phantom's great. I saw Phantom three or four times now.
Steve the Sycophant
I would always say this. You've never really heard Wicked until you've heard Wicked in German. So for the second movie next year, gute so long, Ich dichab. Oh, yeah, that's what it really comes out.
Tony Kornheiser
Come give me diner, Hans.
Steve the Sycophant
As long as you're mad.
Tony Kornheiser
Well, I don't really have time to talk about Bill Belichick now. Maybe becoming the head coach at University of North Carolina. One of the dumbest ideas I've ever heard.
Steve the Sycophant
I think my father in law might have a sub podcast for that.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay. It's just a stupid idea came out.
Michael
Of nowhere and we were like, yeah.
Tony Kornheiser
And that he's apparently interviewed already. Why would you. If Bill Belichick doesn't have to interview at North Carolina. If Bill Belichick wants the North Carolina job and people at North Carolina aren't smart enough to give him the job, you don't. Don't talk to anybody. That North Carolina should understand this because they had Dean Smith. Yeah, they should understand how it works. They had Dean Smith. I find it. I actually find it not true. I don't even believe that it was true that he interviewed.
Michael
Well, you did. That was a nice interview. Bill, you're going up against the Tulane coach. So let's see how that works out for you. Nothing. Tulane coach. But that's Bill Belichick.
Tony Kornheiser
Don't you know that's right. This is Bill F. Belichick.
Richard Justice
Yeah.
Tony Kornheiser
Come on now. Come on now. If he deigns to coach your school, and I don't think it will work out. I don't think he's. I think college coaching is different than pro coaching. But, yes, maybe I'm wrong because some people have done it. Larry Brown was a very successful college basketball coach, very successful pro basketball coach. He's the only basketball coach to win both the NCAA title and the NBA title. It can be done. I wouldn't figure with Belichick, but maybe. But you got to. You're saying, do you stand in the corner now? And we'll wait and we'll interview the guy from unlv and then we'll let you know. Bill, how do you pronounce that last name? Billichick. How? Really? Let's get out of here. Jason Lockenfora when we return to talk about the Detroit win last night. Big time.
Jason Lockenfora
Yes.
Tony Kornheiser
Big time. Game. I'm Tony Kornheiser.
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There's a band called Ruby Roses. They're from New Jersey. They're described as an indie rock band with a pop mentality. This is a song called Shipwrecked from the debut album by Ruby Roses. Some new paradise. That's nice, Michael. If people like Ruby Roses want to send in their original music, how do they do it?
Steve the Sycophant
Send us your music by emailing it to jingles@tonycornelthershow.com and I feel like I could hear this playing on a second stage at the Allentown State Fair.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah.
Michael
Oh, sure.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah. Yeah.
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Tony Kornheiser
Oh, yeah, exactly.
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Tony Kornheiser
All right. Plays in Jason Locken 4 and I read. We're joined by Odyssey NFL insider Jason Lock and for a host of the podcast in the Huddle covering the entire NFL. And I'll begin, Jason, as I begin every week based on the Thursday night game. But this one has a little more intrigue and a little more gravity to it. What did we learn from last night?
James Carville
Well, I mean, I think it just reconfirmed some things, right. It reconfirmed that Dan Campbell's going to coach his team and make certain decisions a certain way, whether It's a Week 2 game against Jacksonville or, you know, it's week, whatever. This is 14 with the division potentially at least in the balance to some degree, or whether it's a playoff game, you know, at, at San Francisco, whether it's a championship game at San Francisco. They are who they are and it served them incredibly well. And I don't think anything's going to change now. They continue to suffer injuries. I mean, they lost D line's already ravaged. They lose their best D tackle in that game to a concussion and they still find a way to be a couple points better than you. If they can get healthier in the defensive side of the ball at some point along the way in the postseason, then obviously they've Got a chance to fortify themselves even more offensively. We know they can hang 30 plus on pretty much anybody, you know, Green Bay. I thought they'd get a little bit more going offensively against them because of the injuries. I thought it would come down to the end. I kind of leaned Green Bay because I like the fact that quarterback and cleaned up some of the errors. And I don't think Jordan Love was healthy much the first eight, nine, ten weeks of the season either. I thought Josh Jacobs might go off a little bit more than he did.
Tony Kornheiser
Because we have three touchdowns, didn't he?
James Carville
To the front seven.
Tony Kornheiser
Didn't he. Didn't he have three touchdowns?
James Carville
No, I meant, like between the 20s.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
James Carville
Oh, no. He had a great game, but I thought he might be a little bit more of a scrimmage monster, a little bit more of a time of monster. And really, Green Bay's offense was kind of sporadic. It was more of a big play here or a big play from the defense, a turnover, a change of momentum play that would set them up near the goal line and then. Or in the red zone, at least. And then Jacobs would take over. But I didn't really feel like they had a whole lot of flow to their offense between the 20s. Green Bay, I mean, look, they're both going to the playoffs, and Detroit obviously has a really good shot to lock up home field. And having to go to Ford Field is not going to be easy.
Tony Kornheiser
Let me ask this. When Dan Campbell got the job, I and many other people used our outlets to say, this guy's a clown. Biting kneecaps. It's just another bad hire by Detroit. Obviously, I could not have been more wrong. What seems to be true is that. And this is rare, I believe this is rare. It seems to me that that team loves him. Oh, absolutely loves him. Right.
James Carville
Oh, there's. They've completely bought in. I mean, they are an extension of him. And he's now been there long enough that he's also an extension of them. And they've figured out players who, from a mentality standpoint and a physicality standpoint, to say nothing of a sort of technique and productivity standpoint, who fit their mold and who can sort of see themselves in this culture. And look, he played the game. He was more of a tournament than a star. Right?
Tony Kornheiser
Huge physically. Yeah, he's enormous.
James Carville
No, he's. He's. He cast a very different shadow than the normal NFL. NFL head coach. And one thing that I think, even if there are still detractors of his out there, And I guess there probably are, because that's the world we live in. But like. Or if you were an initial detractor.
Tony Kornheiser
Like me, I was.
James Carville
He is completely comfortable in his own skin. He knows exactly who he is, and he's been true to that since day one. And it's. It's ended up resonating deeply with that locker room. Like, there's a lot of fakes and frauds in that industry and a lot of guys who try to be shapeshifters or they'll tell anybody what they want to hear or try to pretend to be anything they have to be to keep making that salary and keep having one of those 32 seats. Right? There's only 32 of them. He's the antithesis of that. And I lived in Detroit for a while, and I think I have a decent little sense of the city and what will play there and what won't. And even just the style of play that you probably have to adopt to win in that division. And he checks all those boxes and he works really well with the general manager, and they've made a lot of shrewd, astute moves, and they put a lot of people in positions to succeed.
Tony Kornheiser
I, you know, I was as wrong as you can be and happy to see him have success. I'm going to give you four names. Saquon Barkley, Jared Goff, Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson. You got an MVP front runner right now.
James Carville
Look, I'm seeing you can now get lamar Jackson at +950. Like, he's got, like, I think, 678 rushing yards. They play the New York Giants coming out of a late buy. Like, I just, I think he's going to, like, he just ran for 70 something against the Eagles. 39 of them came in garbage time, but it doesn't matter. At the end of the year, no one's going to sit there and say, well, you really shouldn't have had 79 against the Eagles. So, like, if he runs for 100 yards on the Giants, which I think is quite possible, we're now talking about him sniffing 800 yards with three games to play, and they're all going to matter for his football team. Like, he's at 3,300 passing yards. He's got a shot to lead the league in touchdown passes. He's only thrown three interceptions. The cast around him, like, I mean, you know, Zay Flowers and Mark Angeles are having nice seasons. It's not a very good offensive line. The run game has definitely slowed down. Derek Henry's got negative rushing EPAs in four of the last six weeks. So it's the Lamar Jackson show. It's going to be the Lamar Jackson show and he hasn't really activated his legs yet and he's still right in that mix. So you're telling me like he's going to. I'm going to tell you he's going to throw for 4,300 to 4,500 yards. He might rush for 1,000 yards. He's going to have 35 touchdown passes and he's going to run for seven or eight more in a year where nobody else is doing anything close to that. He's going to have his best season by far and he's already won it twice. I don't know, man. Maybe I'm crazy like, and Barkley might win the rushing title, but I also think they're going to run away with that division and they're going to put some people on ice, especially if they can't get to buy because Detroit's going to get to buy. So I just don't know about that one. Josh Allen. I don't think his numbers are going to stand up to Lamar's at all now. He's going to have more wins. But Lamar did beat the hell out of that team on a Sunday or whatever. It was a Sunday night, a Monday night. So like, I just don't know, Tone. Like, I still think it's going to be Lamar. Like he's going to eviscerate the Giants, he's going to eviscerate the Texans. He's going to play Pittsburgh, who's got some of the kryptonite farm on a Saturday afternoon and even if they lose that game, but if he goes and balls out against Pittsburgh for the first time, you know, and then they finish with Cleveland, like, I think he's having his best season. It's not even close and the guy's already won it twice.
Tony Kornheiser
Let me go to something else. The three game suspension of Aziz Al Shire. Fair, not fair. What do you think? When. What is Tom Brady exactly talking about? What is he talking about?
James Carville
Yeah, I don't quite know. I mean, I guess I understand he's basically trying to say that these defenders are put in untenable situation and that this stuff's going to happen whether there's malice in people's hearts or not. So we need to be careful about how long we take people off the football field or how many of their paychecks they take away. I think is basically what he was getting at. That you know, quarterbacks are so willing to activate their legs, and it has become such a big part of the game that when these plays continue to happen, it's going to inherently create bang, bang situations where sometimes the quarterback does slide a little late and sometimes the player activates. The defensive player activates himself too late. I just think he was going to sit a week because of what happened to Trevor Lawrence. If Trevor Lawrence, you know, is down for two minutes, pops up, you know, there aren't skirmishes and melees all over the field. I don't know, man. I don't think he's sitting out three weeks. I just don't. I understand. I knew they would give him two or three games because that's how you ensure he sits at least one. I'm a little surprised the whole thing got upheld on suspension, given he doesn't have a history of being a dirty player.
Tony Kornheiser
He does.
James Carville
Doesn't have a history.
Tony Kornheiser
He does have a history. He's been fined six different times. The league said, you know, it was a dirty, cheap shot play from a guy who has a history.
James Carville
He doesn't have a history of that, though.
Tony Kornheiser
He has a history of being fined for bad behavior, but I don't think.
James Carville
He has a history for being a headhunter.
Tony Kornheiser
I thought he had at least one for that.
James Carville
Maybe not maybe. I don't know. I mean, he's a linebacker. He's on the field, you know, 70 snaps a game. I don't think of him the way I thought of Avantez. Perfect. I don't think of him the way I thought of a Rodney Harrison. Like, I. I don't know. Three feels like a lot to me, but I just don't like, if this.
Tony Kornheiser
Was hockey, he'd be out until next year.
James Carville
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Jason Lockenfora
I mean, I don't.
James Carville
Because I have no idea.
Tony Kornheiser
Trevor Lawrence is.
James Carville
I don't pay attention to hockey.
Tony Kornheiser
Used to cover hockey, tone.
James Carville
It's been 20 years.
Tony Kornheiser
I remember.
James Carville
I haven't covered hockey since 2003.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
James Carville
I know. I have. No, I don't. I have no idea how hockey adjudicates anything.
Tony Kornheiser
Well, if you, if you. If you cause an injury that causes somebody to miss X amount of time. You miss X amount of time.
James Carville
Yeah. I mean, I don't know if they apply that to football. I think they might run out of players. Like, I just think, like, the game is ugly. The game's violent. The game is. They're playing on the same grid that Newt Rockne played on.
Tony Kornheiser
Right.
James Carville
I Mean, like, I just think we can go into a shell and tell ourselves that that's a guy who's, you know, kind of whatever. He's been fined a few times before or whatever. Like, oh, so he's like a bad apple. I mean, I don't know, man. He's a linebacker. Like, did he leave a little late? Yeah. Should the guy have slid earlier? Yeah. Could either one of them, like, the next 100 times that instances occur, do something drastically different? All 100 times? I don't know, man. Like, you're asking these guys to be all revved up and to blow people up. Like, I don't know. I just. I think there's an element to this of, like, well, if you throw the book at this guy or throw the book at that guy, it's not going to happen. But that's. That's not. I don't think that's going through anybody's mind when they're making these decisions. I also think it's really rich that John Runyon, someone who I am old enough to remember being about as dirty of an offensive lineman as you could find, a guy who would find any edge to do anything outside of the rule book whatsoever, that he now sits on a high horse and adjudicates who's a bad guy and who's not. Like, that's really interesting to me, too. Like, I think if we really want to talk about the process and who's put in charge and what the league really cares about and what this really about, I think it's more about optics and PR than it is player health and safety or cleaning up the game. I think they make it up as they go along and they stick their fingers in the air and they try to see which way the wind's blowing, and, okay, well, we handle that one and we're on to the next. But, like, I've never heard a meaningful discussion about altering the playing size of the field. Or, like, I don't. These guys are going to take seats out to make it safer for players. Hell, no. I mean, we're playing games all over the place. We're playing games on Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Now we're playing more games across continents. I don't know. I think we kind of at some point have to understand that. Like, and I think the players understand it. That's not. That's saying it should be the Wild west out there. But, you know, a guy might have did this, might have did that before in the course of thousands of snaps. I don't know. I don't. I don't recall him doing something like that before. And I'm glad that stuff like that doesn't happen more than it does. But I'm not sure taking somebody off the field for a quarter of the season or whatever, 22% of the season, whatever it is, like, I'm not sure that that has gonna have any bearing on how many times something like that may or may not happen this Sunday because they're playing football and they're bigger, faster, stronger than ever before and there's not a whole lot of places to go. And the game is violent and we watch it because it's violent. And they make billions of dollars off it because it's violent.
Tony Kornheiser
I don't even have time for Deontay Johnson. I'm not even going to get worth it. It's okay.
James Carville
Not worth my time. He's not worth your time. He wasn't worth the Steelers time. He wasn't worth the Panthers time. They quickly found out he's not worth their time.
Tony Kornheiser
Cut him. Get rid of him. Plug your radio show for us.
James Carville
You can listen to me 2 to 6 on inside access in Baltimore on 1057 the fan or on the Odyssey app. You can catch me in the Washington Post, especially during football season, and check me out on Sportsline as well. If you are inclined to wave more.
Tony Kornheiser
Jobs than anybody, you have the most jobs in the world. Thank you. I'll talk to you next week.
James Carville
Thanks, guys.
Tony Kornheiser
That was Odyssey, NFL Insider, Jason Lock and Forum. Make sure to follow in the huddle on the Odyssey app or subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, Carville and Ma, hopefully when we return. I'm Tony Kornheiser. You're listening to the Tony Kornheiser Show.
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Tony Kornheiser
10 inch nail.
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But wait, the board is 8 inches long. I have to put a nail right through it, don't I need 10 inches?
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You're listening to the Tony Kornheiser Show. James Carville's new Walk Up Music Ray.
Richard Justice
Charles God Save the King till I'm busted.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, well two and three last Week after coming out of nine and. Oh. Or something like that. You got some games for us? What do you got?
Richard Justice
Yeah, I got. I got the.
James Carville
Oh.
Richard Justice
Staggeringly important Big 12 always important title game with Iowa State versus Arizona State.
Tony Kornheiser
Yes.
Richard Justice
I had Iowa State plus five.
Tony Kornheiser
You're taking Iowa State. Got it.
Richard Justice
Yeah. Cyclones.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
Richard Justice
And we have the mighty Raging Cajuns.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah.
Richard Justice
And they're taking on Marshall, now five point favorite and go with the Raging Cajuns.
Tony Kornheiser
You're gonna. You're gonna give five? You're gonna give five?
Richard Justice
Give five. I'm giving five.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay. Yes.
Richard Justice
I don't know what that. Schools had 10 different names. I think it's now Louisiana or something, but I don't know.
James Carville
All right.
Richard Justice
And the Cardinals are kind of a better than we think a little bit. The Seahawks not quite as good. My. What's the line on that? You seeing.
Michael
I am.
Tony Kornheiser
Arizona. Seattle.
Michael
Arizona at home giving two and a half.
Richard Justice
Okay, take the home team.
Tony Kornheiser
You're going to take Arizona.
Richard Justice
Okay, I'm going to take Arizona.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
Richard Justice
This is hard to get out of your mouth, but here goes San Francisco and the Bears. The Bears.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah.
Richard Justice
I got this right by the man I transcribed. What's the law of that game?
Michael
I see San Francisco giving three and a half.
Richard Justice
Hook. I had it at four.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
Richard Justice
And the Chiefs in the LA Chargers. I got it. What? Three and a half.
Michael
I've got Chiefs giving four.
Richard Justice
Okay. And take, give. Give the four and take the Chiefs.
Tony Kornheiser
You're going to take the Chiefs, even though they're always in close games and.
Richard Justice
You'Re going to always lose them. But that's why I'm taking them.
Tony Kornheiser
Right. Are you going to take the Bears? You're going to take the Bears plus four?
Richard Justice
Yeah, take the Bears and get points, which. It sounds like I've lost my mind, right?
Tony Kornheiser
No, no, no. The Bears. You get four Bears, San Francisco.
Richard Justice
Yeah, I know they get the four, but they're not very good.
Tony Kornheiser
No, they're not very good. No, but they have. Well, they have no coach anymore. They have some guy they picked up, you know, off the street.
Richard Justice
So let me ask you one question. He had on Trevor Lawrence.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah.
Richard Justice
I watched that thing 15 times. I don't know how that kid stops.
Tony Kornheiser
You mean once he. Once he launches. Once he launches.
James Carville
Once he.
Richard Justice
Once he was headed toward Trevor Lawrence and it is right that Trevor Lawrence slid. But these quarterbacks wait till as late as they possible can to slide. That's what they're taught in the defensive players. He's standing up and I mean, that Guy's bad, but I just look at it and see could he have physically mass velocity? I don't know. What? Not a physicist. Could that guy have changed course?
Tony Kornheiser
This is what Jason Locan for believes my position is the league makes a compact with quarterbacks and says if you slide we will protect you. Then you know. And Trevor Lawrence wasn't protected. Right.
James Carville
But he.
Richard Justice
But, but the quarterback says as long as they can't hit me, I'm going to wait till the very last minute to slide. And at the last minute is the time that these defensive players have momentum going on.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah, he was probably in the air. You got any other games? Because I got a question for you.
Richard Justice
Go ahead. What's the question?
Tony Kornheiser
Do you think now you're an SEC guy, but you went to lsu, you're not an Alabama guy. Do you think that a three loss Alabama team should be in this playoff?
James Carville
No.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
Richard Justice
I think they're good, man. I can see we won a national championship one that was a two loss team. But how many is Alabama or who, who's going to be the. Who's on the bubble with them?
Tony Kornheiser
Well, the only way that that would happen now would be if SM you were to lose to Clemson and Clemson gets an automatic bid. Would they put SMU in over Alabama? I don't think they will. I don't, but I don't know.
Richard Justice
Yeah, they probably won't because they think Alabama's got way more drawing power. Yeah, I'm intrigued by him. You know, they lost about one to Duke, but it has a little bit better wins. Probably what they do have is one of the better logos in college football.
Tony Kornheiser
Yes, very much so. Very much so, yeah. All right, so you got five games, that's it?
Richard Justice
I got five. I got five games. That's it, man. A long way to go. We got some big ones, we got double plays, triple plays. You think you busted now, wait till I get through with you.
Tony Kornheiser
Thank you. James. James Carville, boys and girls. We will attempt to get Jeff Ma. Oh, let me read this. This week's picks with Jeff with James Carville and Jeff Ma are brought to you by FanDuel Sportsbook. Make every moment more. I love James Carville. I don't know anybody who doesn't love James Carville. James taught you how to shoot a rifle.
Steve the Sycophant
Yes, he did indeed.
Tony Kornheiser
Yeah.
Steve the Sycophant
Target practice with half filled bottles of wine.
Tony Kornheiser
Right? Just shooting bottles of wine, I would say. What is the Latin phrase? Sui generis. Sui generis. One of a kind. James Carville to me is one of a Kind. Absolutely. One of a kind. Do we have Jeff?
Michael
We do.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay. Plug Jeff in. Jeff, you with us?
Jason Lockenfora
Yeah. Tony, your voice is back. It sounds great.
Tony Kornheiser
It's a little bit better than it's been for the last few days, but I'm still coughing in the middle of the night, but I see some improvement. Thank you. You had a tough week. One in five. You're now 35, 34 and one.
Jason Lockenfora
Can we go back to talk about your voice more?
Tony Kornheiser
No, we're going to talk about your week, but you know, we'll get to it in this. We'll get to your pick so that you can, you can make everything right. College football title games are this week. Are they, are they big betting things, the college football title games, or are they less now because of the 12 team playoff?
Jason Lockenfora
I mean, I think they're going to be pretty big betting games. I think, you know, one of the things that happens on games like today or games like this week and is that there's just not as many games to choose from. So if you're a professional, better, there's just not as much selection and therefore there's just not as much value. So, you know, like there's just all these supposedly great games now, neutral site games. There's a lot of times less to bet on from an angle perspective. So yeah, I would guess generally speaking, you know, you're going to have a lot. There's not quite as much betting on a weekend like this. And again, I think it's going to be interesting because the future of these games is, is going to be somewhat in question because you know, you have a game like SMU and they've said, the committee said like, hey, we are not, we are going to, you know, value what happens where they've said like if people aren't playing, they can't move. So if you're smu, you would much rather not be playing this week then playing because if you lose, there's a chance you might be out.
Tony Kornheiser
I think you, me personally, I think they would be out because they would have lost to BYU and they would have lost to Clemson, two marginally ranked teams by the committee. They'd be.02 against ranked teams, whereas Alabama remains 3 and 1 against ranked teams. And this is, I'm not even talking about the television aspect of this, but I think you can justify kicking SMU out if they lose because of Alabama being 3 and 1 against ranked teams, right?
Jason Lockenfora
Yes. I mean, it's interesting. I think they will be in no matter what. But I mean the Committee is setting up that they will be out if they lose. So it's interesting. And that line is only SMU minus 2. So people really do think Clemson has a legitimate shot to win that game. And I'm scared to see what will happen if that happens.
Tony Kornheiser
Let me go to the pros for a second because you gave us a note that the Bills are now the favorite to win in the AFC even though Kansas City has a better record, and that the third choice at the moment is the Ravens. The Ravens, I guess, over the Steelers and other teams as well. Are you surprised by this?
Jason Lockenfora
I mean, I think there's a perception that the Chiefs have gotten kind of lucky this season. If you look at their games, there's, you know, three or four games they. They could have lost, right? They were. They lose two of those games. And so then the perception going forward is that they're probably going to lose a game or two and Buffalo has the tie burger against them with that outright win. So I think what the odds are telling you is that they think that there is a reasonable chance that Kansas City loses a game and in that case that Buffalo would end up getting the number one seed. So, yeah, I think that's what that's telling you. It surprises me a little bit, but also it doesn't because, you know, again, the perception that the Chiefs are. And the Chiefs defensively have been a lot worse since they've lost some players due to injuries. They were really elite at the beginning of the year. I think Sagnola will figure that out. I mean, I think I would put those two teams, Chiefs and Bills, at pretty much even. But definitely there is a perception now that the Bills have passed them because of how well Josh Allen's playing and just generally the way that the Bills have won games versus the Chiefs, I don't know.
Tony Kornheiser
I mean, my feeling is that Kansas City, for all of these close games against inferior teams, still manages to win the games they still win. So we'll see. All right, what do you got for us this week?
Jason Lockenfora
All right, we're going to start in college with a couple games. Rufus mentioned this game about the process this week. It's purely an analytics play, but there is a perception, obviously that Penn State is a bully and can only beat, you know, bad teams, but when they play good teams, they never seem to win. And so you have a situation where Penn State's getting three and a half against Oregon. I actually am going to take Penn State here, plus the three and a half. Hope that James Franklin, Bucks this trend and keeps this game at least close. But you know, the numbers would support that Penn State is better than a three and a half point underdog to Oregon.
Tony Kornheiser
Really? Because I have that same perception of Penn State that when they play a big game, they stink. They didn't get any touchdowns against Ohio State. Right. They were at home and couldn't score a touchdown. Lost, as always. So you take Penn State. Okay, what else?
Jason Lockenfora
I'm going to take SMU minus the two over Clemson. Smu, obviously this is where analytics going into the season, meaning, like who you thought was better, is really influencing what has happened this year. I think the body of work that SMU this season is a much better team than Clemson, certainly more than. But the perception going into the season was that Clemson was better than smu. So you have a. Again, like this is where you model and look at the current season more than what your perception was going into the season. And I think by this point I just fundamentally believe SMU has passed Clemson and will win this game.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay.
Jason Lockenfora
All right. And then we have two, two games that in the NFL that you think about some of the worst teams in the NFL. Who are the worst teams in the NFL right now?
Tony Kornheiser
Giants and Panthers take New Orleans minus.
Jason Lockenfora
The four and a half over the Giants. It's crazy to think about New Orleans giving four and a half points to anyone right now. The Giants are a mess. They're, you know, defensively there's injuries everywhere and they've got backup quarterback playing. And I think New Orleans has shown that they can, they can put up some offense. You know, I like them -4 and a half to win this game and beat the Giants.
Michael
Actually, I have it -4 if you'd like that.
Tony Kornheiser
No, take it.
Jason Lockenfora
We'll take that. We'll take that.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay, go ahead.
Jason Lockenfora
And then the other team is Jacksonville, obviously. We all saw the horrific hit last week. We got Mac Jones playing with. Sadly, that's a gift to the betters. Mac Jones is not. Does not seem like an NFL quarterback. And the Titans have surprised people a little bit. Their defense is definitely above average and Levis says, you know, when he gets time can get the ball down the field. And Jacksonville is a team that is not going to pressure him. So I like the. Minus the Titans, minus three and a half.
Tony Kornheiser
What a terrible game that is, right? I mean, it's a terrible game. That's four.
Jason Lockenfora
These are the games you got to bet on, Tony. Otherwise why would you watch them?
Tony Kornheiser
No, I understand, I understand. I understand. At four games, are you just doing four this week I'm going to do.
Jason Lockenfora
Two more and then there is one game. I know that you don't like taking totals or over unders, but the Bears 49ers game is a game that's 43 and a half is a total. It's kind of hard for me to pass up on for a Niners team that doesn't seem like it can stop people right now. They're, they've, you know, they're kind of decimated on defense and they kind of seem confused. The Bears have been a much better team offensively since they took over on the offensive coordinator switch. Caleb Williams is getting rid of the ball much faster even though he looks pretty good. They're calling plays much faster, but he is at least getting rid of the ball much faster and he's been much better offensively. So I like that game to go over 43 and a half. I also think the Bears can keep this game close even despite what happened. So I mean, kind of a bonus pick, it's not one of mine, but the Bears plus the four and then finally we'll take the Chargers plus the four over Kansas City. We talked about Kansas City's challenges defensively and I think the Chargers can keep this game close. And this is one that, you know, we've seen this game between these two teams quite a bit. And this is one where I think the Chargers are finally in a situation where they may be, you know, they may be playing better than Kansas City, not just trying to hang tight.
Tony Kornheiser
So let me just go over this to make sure. You're going to take the over with the Bears and the 49ers and you're going to take the Bears plus four.
Jason Lockenfora
Yeah, I might as well. We'll take the Bears plus four. So we'll give you, we'll give you seven picks.
Tony Kornheiser
Okay, that's fine. And then the charges plus four against Kansas City. Yeah, okey dokey. Okay, and what's on Bet the Process this week.
Jason Lockenfora
So we actually are having a Bet the Process poker tournament Friday night for anyone that wants to enter virtually. It's a free no limit tournament for a few free entries to a five million dollar tournament in Las Vegas. But we, we have Dan Zach on who was the 2022.
Tony Kornheiser
I know that name.
Jason Lockenfora
Player of the year.
Tony Kornheiser
I know that name.
Jason Lockenfora
Yeah, sorry.
Tony Kornheiser
I know that name. I know who he is.
Jason Lockenfora
Yeah, yeah. So we have him on and we talk a lot about. What's interesting is we talk a little about he went from being a he. So this is a funny Story. So he's a professional poker player who's talking about now retiring because he's made so much money. He just had his first kid. All this kind of stuff. He traced the origin story of how he became a professional poker player to watching Chris Moneymaker win the World Series Poker. Being a product of that, but at 10 years old is when he saw it and tells the story of how he, you know, essentially captured keystrokes on his brother's computer who was 18 years old to be able to play online poker at 10 years old and then started reading books, you know, and then started kind of stealing his parents credit card to play poker.
Tony Kornheiser
That's nice.
Jason Lockenfora
And talked. No, he was talking about how it was very destructive behavior and how, you know, he wouldn't obviously recommend anything like that. But the idea of how this, it's a fascinating story. How it all, how it all, you know, kind of like evolved for him and it's, it's a fat. It was a fascinating story. So I recommend people listening to this podcast because it was a good one.
Tony Kornheiser
That's good. He had the calling. As a 10 year old, most kids wouldn't say, I want to be a pro poker player. Most kids would not say, that's why that's interesting. Thank you, Jeff. We'll talk to you next week.
Jason Lockenfora
Thanks, Tony.
Tony Kornheiser
Jeff Ma. Boys and girls, we will take a break. We will have email and jingle when we return. And this week's picks with James Carville and Jeff Ma been brought to you by FanDuel Sportsbook. Make every moment more. I'm Tony Kornheiser Craven the hunter who.
Michael
Uses all the methods of the animals.
Tony Kornheiser
This Thursday, once you're on his list.
Jason Lockenfora
There'S only one way off.
Tony Kornheiser
Are you like your father?
Jason Lockenfora
He puts evil into the world.
James Carville
I get rid of people like him.
Tony Kornheiser
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Steve the Sycophant
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Tony Kornheiser
You're a criminal, just like our father. Aaron Taylor Johnson is Craven the hunter. Rated R. Under 17 on a minute without parent. In theaters Thursday. This is the Tony Kornizer show. What did you do in med school? I learned to play all the instruments in the world. That's Ian Warrington, who's also an emergency room physician. Yes. That's pretty darned impressive.
Michael
Playing every single instrument in that pretty darned impressive mindset.
Steve the Sycophant
It's PNP season.
Tony Kornheiser
Do you want to do the Bethesda bagel thing?
Michael
Yes. Bethesda bagels. We love them. You will as well just go to Bethesda Bagels.com for the location in the DC area nearest you. Then pop on in and you will be thrilled.
Tony Kornheiser
All right, before we get to the mailbag, let me just say when I woke up this morning you were on my mind. And you were on my mind. I got troubles, oh, whoa. I got worries, oh, I got wounds to bind. That's the Wii 5. That's their only hit. You were on my mind. Let me thank Jason Lock and Ford, James Carville and Jeff Ma. Let me thank today's sponsors. Remember, you can listen to us on Apple podcasts Spotify and Odyssey. Get the show through Apple. Please leave us a review. So last week we played some music by Jerry Silverstein, who went to Harper when I went to Harper.
Michael
Oh, that's right, yes.
Tony Kornheiser
Although I did not know him. But he, he says that, that we, you know, we knew each other by sight. Well, I don't know him by sight or else I would have said, yes, I know him. He may have known me by sight then, but more likely he knows me by sight now, which is 60 years later and I don't look any were the same.
Steve the Sycophant
Does he mention Wendy Schlesinger?
Tony Kornheiser
He does not mention Wendy coming in the snack bar window. Does not mention her. He says he was good friends with Gary Wurtzel and Arthur Rosen, who I would probably remember and indeed I do remember.
Michael
Okay.
Tony Kornheiser
And he mentions that I wrote sports for the school newspaper, the Colonial News, which I did. And he was the folk music director for whrw, the campus radio station. So yeah, I remember all of that. There's a very nice little note here from John Craig in Albany, New York. I'm sorry about your voice, but Monday's show brought a lot of smiles. It was one of the best Wilbon segments reminiscing about Lou Carnesecca. The stories from both of you in the heyday college basketball. Then at epic Monday night football game in 1985 followed by Pat 40. Just a nice show. Thanks. Isn't that nice?
Steve the Sycophant
It is nice.
Michael
Thank you.
Tony Kornheiser
Alex Lau, New York City now that December has begun, AKA Hallmark season, I had to share a game my sister Mia came up with. The game goes like this. She gives you the titles and short descriptions of three Hallmark movies. Each title fits the Hallmark theme of being overly cute and or a Christmas related pun. And each description seems basically the same because as discussed ad nauseam on the show, they all are essentially the same plot. The catch is that two of the movies are real and one is a movie she completely made up. Each contestant has to guess which one of the three is a fake movie. There are ten rounds. I won the game by guessing eight correctly. No one else had more than six. I guess this show's nonstop talk of gazebos and Hallmark cruises has been good for something. There you go. From Brett Hobbs in Lytton, Indiana. Listening to you talk about your dog having diarrhea reminded me of a chaotic Christmas we had a few years ago. My oldest son and his wife decided to host the Hobbs family Christmas at their place. They decorated the house, cleaned every corner, and prepared a feast in anticipation of a big family gathering early on Christmas morning. They had a small gift exchange with their immediate family, including their beloved Goldendoodle. Among the presents were mint flavored dog Chews, which their dog eagerly devoured. A few hours later, while preparing the food and tidying up the house, they noticed a peculiar smell. Peppermint poop. They rushed into the living room, were horrified to discover that the dog not only had diarrhea, but explosive diarrhea. The dog had run through the house spraying peppermint scented disaster all over the Christmas tree walls and floor. My daughter in law was in tears seeing her vision of the perfect Hallmark family Christmas shattered. I'm not sure how the Hallmark Channel could find a happy ending to that, Ms. But I'd love to see them try. It's a lovely email. Merry Christmas. Filthy Edibles Peter Gwynn Littleton, Colorado I cannot tell you how riveting it was listening to Chessie's urinary saga while driving across New Zealand last week. Rolling brown episodes set against a rolling green landscape is a juxtaposition I never expected to be exposed to. P.S. although the kiwis have little to no idea who you are, they speak with hushed reverence of the golden of the chocolate fountain and golden corral. Well, sure they should. Cultural phenomenon Rory Kimberlin in Gardner, Maine I have not just a doodle, but a double doodle. He's half labradoodle and half goldendoodle. He's also a hundred pounds and seems to have double jointed hips. Lays down like a frog swimming. I'm sure this means someone should eat it, but not sure who. Incidentally, there's no diarrhea like a dog that has eaten a plastic ant trap that will haunt your dreams. Patrick Sitter Sue Falls Enough about your dog's diarrhea. Let's talk about my diarrhea. Give me a call. That's funny. That's funny, isn't it? Ed Butt. We love Ed Butt. Loved your reference Wednesday to Devil with a Blue Dress by Mitch Rider and the Detroit Wheels My great childhood friend Ron Radius, Princeton undergrad, Hopkins Medical School World renowned glaucoma researcher once declared the Devil with a blue dress is the best song to drunk and dance to during keg parties. He's absolutely right. P.S. why is it that Detroit is pronounced Detroit when associated with music? After all, Bobby Bear sang last night I went to sleep in Detroit City. I'll hang up and take my answer on the I don't know. I've just noticed that that is true. You know, it's always Detroit when it has to do with music. And as it's not the Detroit Lions, it's the Detroit Lions. Jeff Bui and Jeff Rather Jeff Be in Bowie, Maryland Longtime listener Hopefully first time having my email read. You made the Urban Dictionary and that that's what Flush the mouse. Flush the mouse. The Urban Dictionary to screw up or fold under pressure to do the wrong thing at the wrong time. Stony Brook was in the lead, but then those choking dogs did what they do best, watch the mouse and lost by 22.
Michael
That's submitted by TK Little, so I'm happy with that. Whoever did that, thank you.
Tony Kornheiser
Shante Dean in Seattle. The Moon is 1/400 the size of the sun, but also 1/400 the distance from Earth, resulting in the moon and the sun being the same size in the sky. A coincidence not shared by any other known planet. Moon combination. He thought I might find that interesting. I do, I do. From Will Calicott in Aiken, S.C. and he writes where you have been before I have When I heard you use the term hinky dinky on Wednesday's show, I was immediately reminded of the one other time I can remember that particular description. I went to the bookcase and found my 56 year old copy of Jerry Kramer's classic Green Bay Diary Instant Replay written with Dick schapp. From page 62 I quote the great Vince Lombardi. I finished second place twice in my time here. I don't ever want to finish second again. There's a second place bowl game and it's a hinky dinky football game held in a hinky dinky town played by hinky dinky football players. That's all second place is. Hinky dinky. For those too young to remember, prior to the NFL AFL merger, there was in fact an NFL consolation game that took place prior to the NFL title game. My remembering this specific quote validates my wife's assertion that my greatest skill is studying the stupid From Dave Arnold. Wednesday's POD referenced two of my personal musical heroes, influences rather Pete Seeger and the Kingston Trio. It was the trio's first hit, Tom Dooley in 1958 that caused seven year old me to pester my parents for guitar lessons. I know that song. Hang down your head Tom Dooley Hang down your head Cry Hang down your head Tom Dooley Poor boy, you're going to die. They relented when I was 12. When I bought a five string banjo in 1966 or 67 I learned the basics from Pete Seeger's book and record how to play the five string banjo. I met Pete at the Tennessee banjo Institute in 1992 and have a picture with him and my then two month old son. One correction on the Kingston Trio Reference Jon Stewart was not an original member. He replaced Dave Gard in 1961 and stayed with the trio until it disbanded in 1967. Post trio Stewart recorded more than 40 albums, wrote many successful songs for others. Stuart Garden and the other original members of the trio, Nick Reynolds and Bob Shane are all gone now. I still play guitar, banjo, fiddle and some others when I'm not listening to your show. Isn't that nice? He's from Broomall, Pennsylvania, just south of the Marion East Course and west of the Marion west course from Nick Mandelakis in Dover, Delaware. On Monday's show you mentioned that your honey has crystallized in a plastic bear container. My family has kept bees for generations. When this happens, placing the plastic bottle in a saucepan or bowl of warm water will fully restore the honey. It will not affect the flavor and the honey will still be safe for consumption. Honey is acidic and naturally contains hydrogen peroxide, which keeps it from spoiling. To prove my point, be aware that men have kept bees and consumed honey for thousands of years. It's been found in tombs that are thousands of years old. Famously, in 1922, explorers found 3,000 year old honey in the tomb of Egyptian pharaoh King Tut and ate some of it. Hope you are feeling better. I have the end of that.
Steve the Sycophant
Yeah, let's warm it up.
Tony Kornheiser
The end of that is that Elizabeth who was here for a few days which made me very happy. Elizabeth put some water in it to sort of refresh it, but then it had water on the top and honey on the bottom and I didn't like it so I threw it out. I threw out the plastic barrel. Should have waited. Never know because she doesn't listen to the show. I threw it out.
Steve the Sycophant
How was the chicken parm by the way?
Tony Kornheiser
Chicken Parm was spectacular. Two days worth. And another for tomorrow night. Did you make yours?
Michael
No, it's tonight's pulled forks.
Tony Kornheiser
You left too. It's great. It's fantastic. But then they went out to the store and they found individual little packets of honey that I can squeeze into tea with honey and lemon. So I had no regrets throwing out the bear.
Michael
Do you need another bear? You're content with the packets?
Tony Kornheiser
Content with the packets. And from Andrew Boyle in Marshville, Massachusetts, I hope the last episode of the pod is a long way off. But on that fateful day, many will share a hearty laugh when it was revealed, when it is revealed that DG is actually Greg Garcia. Got on your bike tonight. Everyone is always do wear wide. She may get wooly. Oh, stop it, Tim.
Jason Lockenfora
Young girls, they do get wooly.
Tony Kornheiser
Not wooly.
Michael
Why?
Tony Kornheiser
There's no stress in the song.
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There's no time for hesitation. Men were in for one. Carry on back down you have chase everyone. The past is where the past is the calm is surely done. We drifted so far in the dead of the night we're coming hell high. You even know where she breath? From the storm? From the storm we'll be singing till we hit the sh. Fail. All the waves are crashing Be down The time is now for action? Gotta keep our heads afloat? Touch and go, what you waiting for?
Tony Kornheiser
Take it slow.
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Could you jump out of the board? I was stubborn. You drifted so far in the dead of the night? Becoming hell or high? Straight as the crowflies? Even though the ship breath from the storm from the the drift is over. In the dead of the night.
Tony Kornheiser
We'Re.
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Coming out Straight as the crow flies? We're feeling alright Even though we're sh.
Title: Peppermint Poop
Release Date: December 6, 2024
Host: Tony Kornheiser
Produced By: This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
In the episode titled "Peppermint Poop," host Tony Kornheiser delves into a myriad of topics ranging from recent sports performances to entertaining listener anecdotes. Joined by regular guests James Carville and Jeff Ma, along with NFL insider Jason Lockenfora, the show offers a blend of sharp sports analysis, pop culture discussions, and humorous listener stories.
The episode kicks off with Tony and Jason Locanfora analyzing the Detroit Lions' impressive win against the Green Bay Packers. They explore the implications of this victory for the Lions' season trajectory and upcoming games.
Tony Kornheiser [02:31]: "They continue to suffer injuries. I mean, they lost D line's already ravaged."
Jason highlights the significance of the win, emphasizing the Lions' resilience despite injuries:
Jason Lockenfora [15:02]: "Yes."
A substantial portion of the discussion centers on the Washington Wizards' underwhelming performance. Tony, along with Carville and Ma, express strong dissatisfaction with the team's management and player performance.
Tony Kornheiser [03:03]: "The Wizards stink. They have been assembled by somebody who I'm not certain knows anything about the chemistry of a basketball team."
They dissect the Wizards' recent losses, criticizing their inability to break a losing streak and the questionable decision to unveil new uniforms linked to the owner's attempted relocation.
James Carville [07:51]: "They are a terrible team. The owner tried to move them out, couldn't move them out because he made a political miscalculation."
The conversation underscores concerns about the team's future and management's strategy.
Transitioning to entertainment, Tony engages with Steve the Sycophant about the latest "Wicked" movie adaptation. The discussion highlights the casting choices, particularly focusing on pop stars like Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga, and their impact on the film's reception.
Steve the Sycophant [07:55]: "I loved it."
Tony praises Ariana Grande's performance, drawing comparisons to other pop divas and their potential in musical theater.
Tony Kornheiser [10:39]: "She's just great. So. And she would qualify as a pop diva, right?"
The guests debate the effectiveness of blending pop talents with traditional musical roles, discussing the film's ability to capture the essence of the "Wicked" narrative while incorporating modern elements.
A humorous yet critical segment unfolds as Tony raises the possibility of NFL coach Bill Belichick taking the helm at the University of North Carolina. The guests, particularly Carville, express skepticism about the feasibility and wisdom of such a move.
Tony Kornheiser [13:20]: "I think that that team loves him."
James Carville [21:23]: "He is completely comfortable in his own skin. He knows exactly who he is."
The discussion playfully critiques the idea, highlighting the differences between professional and college coaching dynamics.
Jason Lockenfora provides in-depth analysis of NFL dynamics, focusing on player performances and team strategies. The conversation delves into quarterback contributions, defensive weaknesses, and the overall impact of coaching decisions on team success.
James Carville [22:55]: "So, it's the Lamar Jackson show. It's going to be the Lamar Jackson show and he hasn't really activated his legs yet and he's still right in that mix."
They debate the prospects of MVP contenders, comparing stars like Saquon Barkley, Jared Goff, Josh Allen, and Lamar Jackson, ultimately favoring Jackson's season trajectory.
A contentious topic arises around the three-game suspension of Aziz Al Shire. The hosts and guests dissect Tom Brady's comments and the broader implications for player conduct and league policies.
James Carville [25:26]: "He has a history of being fined for bad behavior."
The debate centers on the fairness and consistency of suspensions, player accountability, and the league's handling of incidents that compromise game integrity.
Adding a lighter tone, the episode features listener contributions, including a particularly amusing story about a dog experiencing "peppermint poop" after consuming mint-flavored chews during a family Christmas gathering.
Peter Gwynn [55:12]: "They noticed a peculiar smell. Peppermint poop. They rushed into the living room, were horrified to discover that the dog not only had diarrhea, but explosive diarrhea."
These anecdotes provide relatable humor and showcase the show's connection with its audience.
Tony wraps up the episode by expressing gratitude towards the guests and listeners, reflecting on the diverse topics covered—from sports triumphs and team critiques to entertaining listener stories. The episode maintains a balance of insightful analysis and lighthearted banter, ensuring an engaging experience for both regular listeners and newcomers.
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This episode of "The Tony Kornheiser Show" offers a comprehensive blend of sports analysis, entertainment insights, and audience engagement, making it a must-listen for fans seeking both depth and amusement in their daily talk show experience.