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Hell was that, Mrs. Jenkins? As you can see, to the general public, Glenn is almost a notch above hack. These things make me laugh so much and just reminds me of what sandwich? Mark Larson Salt Lake City, Utah and reading my email and reading my email on Microwave Bacon Michael had an aside wondering about the power level and the wattage of the microwave. My home microwave is a thousand watts. I cook it at 100% power. I've used our 700 watt microwave in our vacation home for the same purpose. I just have to adjust it for more time, usually two minutes more per slice. The quality of paper towels is important though. If you use cheap paper towels, the bacon can stick and even fuse to them, making them inedible. I have meant to try using parchment paper for the bottom layer but is yet to test it. It really is the easiest, least messy way to cook bacon. I do it almost every day. People respond yes. Billy Crist, University of Maryland Track and field may not be historically outstanding, but they did have one. Yes, I forgot this. They did have one of the greatest hurdlers of all time. Ronaldo Skeets Nehemiah. He broke the 110 meter hurdler hurdles record twice in two weeks, running 13.16 and then 13.00 in his sophomore year in 1979. The prohibitive favorite to win the 110 meters hurdles in the 1980 Summer Games, he was unable to compete due to a 65 nation boycott of the games. Nehemiah received one of 461 congressional gold medals created for athletes despite never playing football in college. This is true. He signed with the 49ers in 1982. During his three years as a wide receiver, he caught 43 passes for 754 yards, a 17.5 average and four touchdowns. Nehemiah was deemed expendable in 1985 when the 49ers drafted Jerry Rice in the first round and he returned to the track in 1986. Keats Nehemiah is one of the all time greats. Yes, one of the all time greats. And Bill Walsh signed him. Yeah, Bill Walsh said. We're looking for let's see if it works. And it sort of kind of worked. Gary Rice is great as well. Yeah. From Brandon Borzelli in Lebanon, New Jersey. While I am blessed with an athletic daughter who has frequented Spooky Nook, remember when Wilbond talked about, oh, that's right, the promised land of limited parking and too many basketball courts. Her older, 6 inches shorter sister was a 3 sport athlete in high school. Her chosen sport? Lacrosse. She continues to play in college. Her winter sport was wrestling. Yes, wrestling. Her fall sport was field hockey, having never played it until high school. We had no idea the rules, the field of play or anything related to it. I learned quickly and it's easily my favorite sport to watch. The game is similar to that of lacrosse, with players four defenders, three in the middle and four on the attack. With a goalie, the game is much more strategic. My daughter was fortunate to play on a team, North Hunterdon, that was among the best in the state. Twice they won the state tournament for their size for their group and once lost in the title game. The basics are that the three in the middle are looking to take away any pass in their zone and get the ball up to the back forwards who then take a shot while the front forwards are on the post waiting for a ricochet to tap in. The strategy comes on corners. If a ball is in the large rectangle in front of the goal 15 yards or so. If it touches a defender's foot, comes to a stalemate or is hit with the back end of a stick, only one side of the stick can be used. It results in the corner. The corners are limited players on each side. The offensive knocks the ball into play from the side of the goal to one of their teammates waiting in a line while the defenders charge out of the goal to disrupt the play. From there, anything can happen. A bullet shot, a pass to the side while the others charge in a fake shot with a tap to a teammate ready to make a blast. Watching this unfold is better than a punt return, a shootout or any other stop play. The college game is faster with stronger players and with much more drama. The added bonus is that the college game is played on blue turf with a bright orange ball perfect for watching on tv. Of course you need to have Hulu to watch it. Larry would approve, I'm sure. The vaunted Patriot League doesn't have a contender yet, but they are getting close. That's a long. That's long from Brandon and explains it perfectly. He does. I'd like to see one game. Bill Matfeld Fort Mill, South Carolina Any truth to the rumor that Reginald is organizing your exploratory committee for D.C. mayor? No. Is he test folding your positions on free parking, run down vans parking on random streets and prosecuting the wizard's management for fraud? Is he doing a tour of the big donors showing pictures of Tony with Mark Rippon and Joe Gibbs in the bandwagon on the way to the Super Bowl? Is he establishing Tony's street cred with young voters by posting TikTok videos of Tony on stage playing bass for Norwegian at the 9:30 club? Looking forward to your upcoming campaign. Have a Happy Thanksgiving from Steve Gilmore in San Angelo, Texas. Oh Captain, my Captain. Sure you can microwave bacon just like someone can eat a Kit Kat. It doesn't make either of these things right. Happy Thanksgiving to you all and eat it. Solicit team Bake one more from Mark in Jersey while mentioning Reginald's turn as a backing vocalist on the way that you do the things you do with the primes and the primates. You could have added the primate. I'll see myself out out on your bike tonight. Everyone, as always, do wear white and Happy Thanksgiving. I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. And you, I hope you got your great Thanksgiving video. What a great family this is.