The Tony Kornheiser Show: “Unsightly” – July 28, 2025
Hosted by This Show Stinks Productions, LLC, "The Tony Kornheiser Show" is a daily talk show that seamlessly blends discussions on sports, politics, current events, and entertainment, featuring regular guests who bring diverse perspectives to each episode. In the episode titled “Unsightly,” released on July 28, 2025, host Tony Kornheiser engages in a variety of conversations ranging from sports insights to personal anecdotes and guest appearances.
I. Sports Talk with Michael Wilbon
The episode begins with Tony Kornheiser catching up with sports commentator Michael Wilbon about the recent weekend’s Nationals games. Tony expresses his confusion over the Nationals' series outcome, initially believing it was a two-game series but later realizing it extended to three games due to Mackenzie Gore’s performance.
Tony Kornheiser (02:01):
“Mackenzie Gore, who is front and center. ESPN. All ESPN platforms.”
Michael Wilbon (03:14):
“He would be the biggest trade.”
Tony discusses the potential trade of Mackenzie Gore, highlighting the importance of maintaining trust with the fan base. He suggests that instead of trading Gore amidst management changes, it would be wiser to observe how new leadership impacts the team before making any decisions.
Tony Kornheiser (03:52):
“I think you should wait and see what happens with all new people. I think that is the trust that you build up with, with fans.”
The conversation delves into the Nationals' strategy, emphasizing the consistent performance of players like Alex Call.
Tony Kornheiser (04:09):
“One other thing, I don’t know that I've ever seen this before. I don’t recall going to a baseball game and seeing a group of people sitting in the stands without shirts on.”
II. Unusual Events at a Baseball Game
Tony segues into a humorous debate about the legality and commonality of fans attending baseball games shirtless, referencing a recent game in Minnesota where several fans were shirtless under bright, clear skies.
Tony Kornheiser (06:07):
“I'm unburdened by memory, but I don't ever recall going to a baseball game and seeing a group of people sitting in the stands without shirts on.”
Michael Wilbon and the guest humorously discuss the scene, pondering whether such behavior is permissible at MLB games.
III. Tony's Golfing Misadventures
Transitioning from sports to personal experiences, Tony shares his recent golfing outing with Sean, recounting his struggles on the course despite enjoying the company.
Tony Kornheiser (07:02):
“I played with Alan, I played with Gary, I played with Ken Samet. We had a really lovely time.”
He humorously details his poor performance, highlighting the contrast between his frustrations and the camaraderie shared with his golfing partners.
IV. Highlight: Shannon McNally's New Single
Tony takes a moment to promote Shannon McNally’s latest musical release, “It’s Going to Be a Long Night,” praising her as a Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter and describing her unique vocal style.
Tony Kornheiser (14:41):
“Shannon has now provided the show with her latest single, It’s Going to Be a Long Night. It’s hard to imagine a more appropriate song for the show...”
He encourages listeners to attend her performance at the Warner Theater in DC and to support her nationwide tour.
V. Listener Story: Nearly a Hole-in-One
A listener shares an engaging story about his son’s near-hole-in-one experience during a golf outing, which sparked Tony’s interest.
Listener (16:37):
“He hits it and just screams out, you give me my car. And I go, did it go in?”
The story revolves around a playful challenge where the son could win a brand-new car for making a hole-in-one, adding a competitive and humorous twist to their golfing experience.
Tony Kornheiser (19:04):
“Loser. That's what the light lights up. Loser. You didn't get it in.”
VI. Commercial Actor Chronicles: Pantoliano vs Thornton
Tony engages in a lighthearted debate with Michael Wilbon about identifying the actor appearing in T-Mobile commercials, initially mistaking Joe Pantoliano for Billy Bob Thornton.
Tony Kornheiser (10:28):
“I'm identifying him. I always liked him. Wasn't he in the Fugitive?...But he’s now in these T Mobile commercials...”
The discussion humorously highlights Tony’s confusion and his admiration for the actors’ performances in commercials, ultimately clarifying the mix-up between the two actors.
VII. Community Events: Summer of Littles
The show promotes community events organized by the Summer of Littles, inviting listeners to participate in gatherings across various locations, including Denver, Maryland, and Arkansas.
Listener (49:03):
“...We have some nice golf courses in the Williamsburg area.”
Tony encourages participation, emphasizing the inclusive and celebratory nature of these events.
VIII. Listener Emails: Scams and Cybersecurity
Listeners contribute questions and anecdotes, with one focusing on the prevalence of email scams and the challenges law enforcement faces in combating them.
Listener (50:00):
“It’s a game of whack a mole. In your particular example, it looks like American Express is a victim in all of this...”
The discussion underscores the importance of vigilance and data protection in the digital age, providing practical advice on identifying legitimate emails.
IX. Guest Spotlight: Greg Garcia's Stand-Up Career
Greg Garcia joins the show to announce his new venture into stand-up comedy. He shares insights into his preparation, including writing meticulously crafted material and developing his comedic timing.
Greg Garcia (32:03):
“I think it's just a fluke thing to do at this point.”
Tony expresses support and humorously speculates about Greg’s upcoming performances, highlighting the challenges and excitement of transitioning to live comedy.
Tony Kornheiser (42:04):
“We root for you like crazy.”
Greg discusses his recent performances and upcoming gigs, indicating a promising start to his stand-up journey despite some nervousness.
X. Closing Remarks and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, Tony reflects on the various discussions, shares humorous anecdotes, and reinforces community connections through listener stories and sponsor messages. The episode concludes with musical interludes and a light-hearted banter between Tony and Michael Wilbon.
Tony Kornheiser (45:45):
“I stand corrected. We've looked it up. Thanks to Sean for first pointing it out.”
Tony and Michael continue their friendly exchanges, showcasing the show's blend of humor, personal stories, and informative content.
Conclusion:
In “Unsightly,” Tony Kornheiser masterfully balances sports commentary, personal stories, guest interviews, and listener interactions, all while maintaining an engaging and humorous tone. The episode not only provides insightful discussions on current sports trends and personal anecdotes but also highlights the importance of community and shared experiences. Whether it’s delving into MLB trade rumors, sharing a nearly victorious golfing moment, or supporting a guest’s new comedic path, Tony ensures that listeners are both entertained and informed throughout the show.
Notable Quotes:
- “Mackenzie Gore, who is front and center. ESPN.” – Tony Kornheiser (02:01)
- “I think you should wait and see what happens with all new people. I think that is the trust that you build up with, with fans.” – Tony Kornheiser (03:52)
- “I never recall going to a baseball game and seeing a group of people sitting in the stands without shirts on.” – Tony Kornheiser (06:07)
- “He hits it and just screams out, you give me my car.” – Listener (16:37)
- “We root for you like crazy.” – Tony Kornheiser (42:04)
These quotes encapsulate the episode's blend of sports analysis, humor, and personal reflection, offering listeners a glimpse into the dynamic and engaging nature of the show.