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The Top Three from Not The Bee
Hosted by Not the Bee · EN
The Top Three from Not the Bee is your quick, daily recap of the three most outrageous stories that sound like satire but aren't. In just a few minutes, we bring you the craziest, most unbelievable headlines of the day—short, sharp, and perfect for when you need a quick laugh at the absurdity of real life.
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Tim Walz Is The New Face Of Strong Masculinity (No Really)
May 1, 202500:06:13Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Tim Walz says he was chosen for his ability to "code talk" to men, The New York Times talks all about crosses, and a few housekeeping announcements about the show.
Transcribe →One Gorilla Versus 100 Very Confident Men
Apr 30, 202500:06:00Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Canada blew it (Oh Canada), Spain goes green and then goes black, and an internet debate over whether or not 100 men could take on one gorilla has people super divided.
Transcribe →Don't Step On My Blue Suede (Suit)
Apr 29, 202500:07:28Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Trump wears a blue suit to the Pope's funeral and people are MAD, insurance companies are the worst, and Star Wars makes money when they make good movies.
Transcribe →Floating High Above The Law
Apr 28, 202500:06:53Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Two judges are arrested for doing seemingly illegal things and the dems are big mad, and a man is lucky he didn't kill anyone after doing some pretty un-Disneylike things to a DisneyWorld menu.
Transcribe →Trump Underwater With The Elderly
Apr 24, 202500:06:04Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! President Trump is popular with every age demo but one, babies might start paying off, and the Amish come out strong to help a community in need.
Transcribe →A List Of Potential Pontifs
Apr 23, 202500:06:07Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Who are the frontrunners in line for Pope? We go over a few prominent names, then we head back to the U.S. for some truly hilarious words from Elizabeth Warren, and if a tree is chopped down illegally in California and there's no cop around, is it still illegal?
Transcribe →A Papal Farewell
Apr 22, 202500:06:25Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Pope Francis passes away, Colin Kaepernick throws his hat in the ring at 37, and a set of identical twins goes viral.
Transcribe →Deportation Drama
Apr 21, 202500:06:41Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! The media are confused about many things, the least of which is the concept of illegal versus legal immigration, a former child actor lands in hot water with the law, and a woman hatches the smartest plan yet to evade police.
Transcribe →Money For Nothing And Your Antisemitism For Free
Apr 17, 202500:08:33Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Harvard doesn't want to comply with the Civil Rights Act, California is trying to stop people from stealing from self-checkout kiosks, and the IRS takes down a key part of their website...on tax day.
Transcribe →Climate Change Is Coming For Your Dog
Apr 16, 202500:07:04Tap to summarizeWelcome to the show! Mother Jones says your dog is bad for the environment, some female celebrities are mad at other female celebrities and this is the wold we live in, and a sportscaster has some pretty smooth moves.
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