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Susie
I feel like Nick gets stage fright when it comes to that moment. He's like anticipating like what the words are gonna be.
Natalie
It's like when he doesn't know how to pronounce someone's name and he's like, welcome to the show.
Justin
Hey you.
Annie
Hey, best buddy.
Natalie
Yeah, I'm his hey buddy.
Nick
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Justin
Yeah. Lincoln Bio.
Nick
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Natalie
Feel like Colleen Hoover is the Nicholas Sparks of our generation.
Susie
That's so real.
Annie
The John Green, if you will.
Natalie
No, the Nicholas Sparks.
Annie
Okay.
Nick
Who's John Green?
Annie
Who's John Green?
Natalie
Fault in our Stars, Paper Towns.
Susie
I think I missed that era. Sparks. Nicholas Sparks.
Nick
Well, Allison Williams is obviously famously known for her appearance in Girls Megan on hbo, the Megan movies.
Natalie
Huge Megan guy right here.
Nick
Yeah.
Mary
Huge girls fan here.
Nick
Yeah. She's also a bit of a reality TV fan. I met Allison Williams when I was first, like a month into la at like a bachelor viewing party. It was Pen Higgins season.
Mary
Oh, nice.
Nick
Anyway, she's watching some reality tv, so I'm sure we'll talk about that with her as well when I'm, you know, Salt Lake. I know she's into Salt Lake City. You don't know, Maybe she's also into Love is Blind. We'll find out when she's here. Oh, my God.
Annie
It's so. It's always so exciting to find out.
Nick
We also have an amazing Going Deeper episode lined up for you. Brooke Schofield is with us this Wednesday for a definitely deep dive into her life. She has an interesting past and we were looking forward to talking to her. Famously from the canceled podcast with Tana Mongeau, which is canceled. They canceled it. They canceled.
Annie
Canceled.
Nick
They have a very interesting relationship with the Internet. So it's a very fascinating discussion with Brooke and she is with us tomorrow for Going Deeper. You will not want to miss.
Annie
What did you guys do this weekend?
Natalie
Oh, my gosh, Mary. We put up Our Christmas tree, of course.
Mary
Oh, you're early.
Natalie
Well, some could say. Or some could say right on time. Right on time. Thank you.
Susie
Yes.
Nick
You know, we do a bit of traveling. We're busy bees.
Mary
And you don't like Halloween?
Susie
Are you skipping Halloween decor?
Natalie
No. What? No, I've had Halloween.
Nick
We won't be here for Halloween, okay?
Natalie
We've had Halloween decor up until now. So we've had some jack O lanterns and some skeletons. You know, all the cutesy little things. And River, I got her the most boring costume.
Susie
Do we know what it is?
Natalie
But I did ask her. I said, what is this? And I showed it to her and she said, meow, meow. So at least she knows what it is.
Mary
Perfect.
Susie
She's in character.
Natalie
She can tell me what she wants because I'm exhausted.
Mary
What are you guys going to be?
Natalie
I'm going as.
Susie
Oh, Nick, it sounds like you might be going at something.
Natalie
Nick's going as the Scratch pose.
Mary
Yes. Okay.
Annie
Incredible.
Katie
Incredible.
Natalie
The hot owner of the Cat in the Scratch.
Nick
Yeah.
Allison Williams
That's perfect. That's perfect.
Nick
I want to be the hot owner.
Natalie
Sorry, you can't. You're tall and you're a scratch post.
Katie
Yeah.
Justin
There was a comment saying that one of you guys should dress up as a litter box.
Mary
Yeah.
Susie
Oh, my gosh.
Natalie
Perfect.
Nick
Well, I get shit on all the time, so.
Annie
I feel like. I feel like Thanksgiving is the appropriate time to start putting up Christmas decorations, in my opinion.
Mary
Yes.
Natalie
Usually we do wait until November 1st to put up our Christmas tree, but like Nick said, we're busy bees. And we were like, oh, the next time that we're home, we want. We don't want to, like, put up our Christmas tree. Then we just want to walk in and be like, oh, Christmas. We also just, like, needed to feel something this weekend.
Nick
Now I become, like, me. We're so busy every day, but then we have, like, a Saturday. Nothing to do.
Annie
That's awesome.
Nick
Well, that's what I would think. But It'll be like 10:30. And I was like, what should we do today? What do you want to do? Where should we go? Where should we shop? What should we do? I'm like, nothing. Yeah, you should do absolutely nothing. Then I'll be like, 11:45. What should we do? Where should we have lunch? Where should we go? Should we explore?
Allison Williams
I'm not sure.
Susie
Do you feel like you get anxious if you like, because you're so busy, and then when you're suddenly not busy, you're like, oh, my gosh. Like, this feels wrong. Yeah, that's how I feel. It's like I'm constantly overloaded and then the second I get a break I'm like, oh God. Like I'm such a loser. Like what is, what am I doing with my life?
Natalie
I'm like, or I should be like organizing and cleaning out every drawer. Like I should just be doing something and. And then it's like I feel also feel that way when river naps because I'm like we've moved on to one nap a day and I feel like I have two hours where it's like I can get stuff done, everything done. But then also those two hours I'm like, oh my God.
Allison Williams
Woo.
Natalie
It would feel nice to just sit.
Susie
I think you should just sit.
Natalie
And then I, I sit for like 30 minutes. Then I'm like, oh my God, she's about to wa up and I have so much to do.
Mary
I just can't relate.
Annie
Yeah, I can't relate either.
Mary
Any day that I get that I can lay in bed all day and watch my shows, we'll be doing that. Phone is on. Do not disturb. Do not talk to me. Don't want to hear from you.
Annie
Bedrock days are good for your mental health as long as they're not all the time.
Mary
Thank you.
Justin
What's the aesthetic of the tree this year?
Nick
You know, I order the same as it every year.
Susie
Is it different color lights or is it takes?
Natalie
No, I didn't tell Nick this.
Susie
Oh, breaking news.
Natalie
I hired a company to look at the outside of our house with Christmas light.
Nick
No you didn't.
Natalie
Yes I did.
Susie
Wait, really?
Mary
Yes I did. Because you. Yes I did.
Natalie
You won't do it.
Allison Williams
Cute.
Natalie
Because I was like, you know what? We need the Christmas spirit outside of our house and Nick's just too lazy to do it.
Justin
You know I agree though.
Natalie
He doesn't feel like climbing up on the roof.
Justin
Christmas lights is a hazard cause that's the one where you fall off and break a neck. So hire someone to do that.
Nick
How much does that cost?
Mary
Don't worry about it.
Nick
I mean that's a good business model.
Annie
Putting up someone's Christmas lights, someone to.
Nick
Do your Christmas decorations.
Annie
I, I do think even better way for that to go would be you put up someone's Christmas lights and then you also like ask your like 10 year old like can you wrap these cords and just make them stand out there so they still get that experience.
Susie
The experience.
Annie
Cuz that was very, that was very building for me as a child.
Natalie
My, we never did the outside of our House for Christmas. And I think it was probably because my mom's a single mom and she was like, I don't. You know, I can't climb up that house.
Mary
It's.
Natalie
Sorry, kids.
Nick
Like, what. What do you. Is there like a menu of options? Like, tasteful, elegant, or like.
Natalie
Yeah, you can do like, colored light? Yeah, you could do colored or just white light.
Nick
And we went white. There won't be like a giant candy cane in our front lawn. Will there be.
Natalie
No, no, no, no. Just the light.
Susie
Blow up cartoons.
Mary
I do.
Nick
Are we gonna go Christian? Are we gonna go.
Justin
Oh, good point.
Nick
Are we.
Justin
Are we gonna go the nativity scene or winter wonderland?
Nick
Yeah. Are we gonna go like, what's baby.
Annie
Jesus holding a menorah?
Nick
Old Saint Nick wish people winter wishes.
Natalie
Happy holidays, Merry Christmas.
Nick
I used to work for a company that one. One season it was winter wishes. I'm like, we can't even say it's a holiday now. Celebrating cold winter wishes, Snowy dreams. Snowy dreams.
Natalie
You know what we get to do this year, though?
Nick
Tell me.
Natalie
Elf on the shelf.
Susie
Oh, cute.
Justin
You better.
Nick
I'm one of those. I'm one of those people who's old enough for, like, I don't remember my childhood. You know those, like, Christmas movies where like the. The humbug character is this, like, hates the holidays. And then like, there's a memory of like, something happens and it flashes back to when he was a kid and he had a heart. That's me.
Annie
You're like, you know who you remind me of? You remind me of the critic. The food critic in Ratatouille. You know, where it's like, he's evil.
Natalie
He's evil.
Annie
And then he's.
Mary
He sits there and he eats the.
Annie
Ratatouille and it brings him back. He's like, wait, I love all of these rats around me.
Mary
And I love food. Yeah.
Susie
And I love you.
Annie
And so you eat the ratatouille, Right?
Natalie
He eats the ratatouille.
Nick
Uh huh.
Annie
It shows your humanity.
Susie
I feel like Elf on the Shelf will bring that out. You know, once I know you don't know what it is right now in this moment, but once you see it.
Natalie
Do we think Nick will be, like, doing it?
Mary
I could foresee Nick getting very stressed with this. It's like, what do you mean? Every day we have to do a new thing and put it in a new place. And it needs to be like, swinging.
Justin
From it is a commitment.
Natalie
You're just making a mess. Nabilie, come on, we have to.
Nick
What?
Mary
So Elf on The shelf. Every day you have to move the elf to a new location.
Justin
And it's like before the child gets up.
Annie
No, the elf moves itself.
Mary
Right, sorry. For children that are listening. Turn this off.
Natalie
It's watching the kid to report back to Santa Claus if they were.
Nick
So we're inviting a stranger into our house?
Allison Williams
Not a stranger.
Natalie
It's part of your family.
Susie
Don't traumatize River. I'm just saying.
Mary
That's true.
Natalie
But just make sure that you let river name Natalie.
Justin
I have the dvd. I can let Nick watch the movie.
Allison Williams
It explains, right?
Natalie
I don't know if we have a dvd.
Mary
What Nick is doing right now is the equivalent of how you rewrite the synopsis of like a Disney movie like Pixar where it's like Finding Nemo and it's like somebody escaped from a mental hospital and is trying to help them find their son. Like it's like that's Nick's being like, what do you mean we're inviting a stranger to our house?
Annie
For elf on the show, you're like Santa actually. Low key, problematic.
Mary
20 mini chimney.
Katie
A man.
Nick
I bet she didn't wake up. Turn on this episode and expect an entire segment about Christmas.
Susie
We're just excited.
Nick
What are you going as? Do you dress up for Halloween?
Susie
I am, but I don't. It's like all basic. I just like ordered some like vampire stuff and like just some like push up bras, you know.
Mary
Halloween.
Natalie
Fake teeth and push ups. Yeah, exactly.
Mary
A little bit of blood, duh.
Nick
Are you.
Mary
No. I picked Connor up from the airport yesterday. Yes, we still do that. That's my sense of having a healthy relationship.
Susie
And then he goes lax.
Mary
Yep, yep.
Susie
That's love.
Mary
Because he changed his flight to come home early just because he missed me. So he came home early.
Nick
Where is he flying from?
Mary
Houston. Three and a half hours. It's a stop. It was a stop in between. So for a direct flight last minute. I said, you know what? You came to see me, I will come get you. And I was so mad because they've closed down the 405. I don't know if you know, it's a nightmare. He asked me what I. What we're being for Halloween. What we're. What we're being for Halloween. And I said, I don't know, but I'm sure I'll pull something together. And that's what we're going with right now. So no idea.
Allison Williams
You don't know yet?
Nick
Yes.
Annie
I am going to slut myself out as Lisa Rinna.
Nick
Yes.
Annie
And my. My best friend is going to be Harry Ham.
Mary
Yeah.
Nick
Yeah.
Natalie
It's landing better than your Brosnan boys.
Annie
The da Vinci twins. It's the thing of, like, I was like, okay, I do. I was goofy last year because me and my same best friend shout out Audra went as Nyad from the movie Nyad. And that was so stupid. It was just, like, really dumb and gay, but no one got it. I will be going as Lisa Rinna, and I will be overdrawing my lips and I will be, like, full. I just need to get like, like, spray paint, brown spray paint for my hair that won't, like, mess it up. But I basically do have the Rena haircut if I just, like, give myself a blowout.
Nick
Are you a Halloween fan, Justin?
Justin
I am this year. Not really, though. I want to chill and just watch movies. But I will be dressing up as what? Challengers?
Annie
Oh, hell yeah.
Natalie
Which player?
Justin
Yeah, with Max. So the two. The churro scene.
Nick
Who's she's gonna be?
Natalie
Zendaya.
Nick
Yeah, who's Zendaya?
Justin
We don't have a Zendaya.
Mary
You're looking for Zendaya volunteers tribute.
Nick
You're just foregoing the Zendaya.
Justin
Some would say Zendaya was irrelevant to the plot.
Natalie
I will say she wasn't. I was not excited.
Mary
A Halloween costume I always wanted to do but just never had the balls to because it's so cold during Halloween would be a Victoria's Secret angel. And they did bring back the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
Natalie
I remember when the Kardashians did that a few years ago. They were all angels. Yes, that was iconic. But Kendall was not walking this year. Did you notice?
Mary
Yes.
Justin
I wonder why she didn't walk last year either. I don't think. Did she?
Mary
Yeah. And Bella Hadid resurfaced after Yolanda's post looking better than ever. I literally go and, like, pause the screen.
Justin
That was my first thought.
Mary
She's glowing.
Justin
Yeah.
Annie
I didn't watch it, but I was really excited because I saw photos of Angel Reese and I just. It makes me really, really excited that a WNBA player can be, like, a hot model.
Mary
Hell, yeah.
Annie
And because I'm like. I think so often they're, like, masculinized because they play basketball. And then these girls, like, their physiques are incredible. They're built like models.
Mary
Body fat.
Nick
Yeah.
Annie
Muscular. And Angel Ree's, like, bodied. And she looks so good, honestly.
Susie
She bodies on the court, too, though, with those lashes. Like, every time I see her, I'm.
Allison Williams
Like, There she is.
Susie
She's always giving glam on the court.
Annie
She is.
Mary
I grew up watching the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, like, putting on the pajamas. We would put parties together.
Nick
It was unobtainable.
Mary
Yes. And there was something about, like, these elusive, gorgeous creatures that because I feel like tourist, you could put a lot of money behind the angels. Right? So it was like when you were like, 14, 15, you're like, maybe one day I'll grow up and add to. Will be an angel.
Nick
Well, because now that everyone influencers, that's like the. And I get it because from a marketing standpoint, you know, everyone's online, you.
Mary
Know, but the thing about, like, Victoria Secret Angels that was so, like, amazing was the fact that you never really heard them talk throughout the year. They had other campaigns, but throughout the year, you'd see these commercials, things blowing up, wings going in the wind, hair, the blowouts, the whole. The abs, and you're like, wow. And then at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show, you get a little in between segment, and they'd like, maybe pop a joke. Here's my workout. Here's my whatever. How to be an empowered woman. And it was, like, amazing. It was like, oh, my God, this elusive creature has a voice. And maybe one day I'll hear her talk more. Like, I don't know. I'll wait till next year. Like, it was like, I'm gonna work out. I'm gonna get myself together. And it was always right around Christmas, too. So it was like the gift that keeps on giving. This year, it felt kind of like they were trying to copy this. The Savage Fenty shows. It wasn't like these. There was no in between segments. It was just like a concert. Some of these performers were singing four and five songs. And, like, I wasn't really focused on any of the models. And they brought back the original models. Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrasio.
Natalie
Miranda Kerr was not there, was she not? Which I found interesting.
Mary
There was a couple that were missing, but for the most part, there was a lot of them there. And I was just like, this isn't giving epic.
Justin
They had some iconic models from, like, this era, though. Like, Alex Khonsani was out there, like, a ton of really big people, but.
Mary
It'S like, I feel like none of them, like, have their moment because they're not actual Victoria's Secret angels. They're just, like models walking in a. Which, like, that was the whole thing about Victoria's Secret. It's like you wanted to be a part of this franchise so badly, it was exclusive.
Nick
Yeah.
Susie
I was gonna say they kept the mystery alive by keeping it, like, exclusive and probably not sharing too much where now it's like, oh, when you get to know people, you're kind of like, oh, like, everyone is literally flawed.
Mary
Or you're just like, oh, there's Gigi Hadid.
Nick
We want exclusive.
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Mary
Like, and that's.
Nick
We want to be not invited so that we can wanna go and finding.
Mary
Out that, like, you had to know somebody to get invited. Like, it was just like, oh, my God, maybe one day. And then they canceled it. And I was like, oh, no.
Nick
The moment you're like, this is everybody. People are like, well, I'm busy.
Natalie
Remember when the Weeknd performed and it was like, two weeks after him and Bella Hadid broke up, and she, like, was walking past and they, like, touched each other, and it was, like, so drama. Like, oh, my God, you know, he is rugged.
Annie
Pop culture used to exist.
Mary
Yes. It was the year Justin Bieber performed. And it was like, the scandal with Barbara Palvin and, like, Ariana Grande getting almost taken out by a Victoria's Secret angel's wing. There's just, like, iconic moments.
Annie
Okay, here's my question. Is it the fault of the Victoria's Secret fashion show for not doing this, or just the, like, the fault of there being a lack of, like, monoculture and pop culture in these big moments in general across media?
Susie
That's a really good point. I think it is really hard to have that exclusivity and the, like, the mystery still alive. I don't know that they have a choice but to, like, be what they are today. But I just don't know that it has the same lore that it used to.
Justin
Well, it doesn't have as much money as it used to either. Right. Because wasn't there, like, the, like, $10,000 bra or something?
Mary
The models used to get the fantasy.
Justin
Like, is that a thing now? I don't think it is. Yeah.
Mary
Because that's the thing where I'm like, they just put so much money behind these people that you constantly see them. You associated Alessandra Ambrosia with Victoria's Secret. Now it's like, okay, you walk in and it's Hailey Bieber, which, like, great. But it's like, she's not sequestered to this franchise.
Justin
You know what it is where there's, like, campaign models and then there's, like, Runway models.
Natalie
Yes.
Justin
And it kind of. They took Runway models, but it felt campaign.
Natalie
Yes.
Mary
But it was, like, an exclusive club that, like, nobody could get into that. It was like, maybe if I, like, work out every single day, someday I could. But no, because it was unattainable, and that was like, what was so cool about it? I don't know.
Natalie
I agree.
Annie
Do you guys think that Kim Kardashian should have been at the Victoria's Secret Fashion show with, like, her full face mask?
Justin
She's outgrown it.
Annie
You think so?
Natalie
Honestly, I love that she does this because it just shows how iconic she really is and that she can literally have her. She did this at the Met gala a few years ago. Like, she can go completely covered, and everyone knows exactly who it is.
Allison Williams
It was like Scarecrow.
Nick
They know it is because they're like, this is Kim Kardashian. She's getting announced.
Annie
Oh, true, true, true.
Mary
Like, what if it wasn't Kim Kardashian?
Justin
She's being announced by the people there. But not.
Nick
We've all seen this.
Annie
It's not like they're from some kind.
Nick
Of Instagram or headline.
Natalie
No, Kim Kardashian. They're not holding.
Nick
You're like, oh, my God. I totally would have known.
Natalie
On the red carpet, that person is not holding a sign that says Kim Kardashian when she walks. You know they're not.
Nick
When you do a red carpet, it literally. Do literally write your name.
Natalie
They don't do that for Kim Kardashian. Or Taylor Swift are the big stars. They're not writing those names down. No, they don't.
Annie
If you're walking in a red carpet and you see someone in a full face mask, I'm going to guess it's two people. Kim Kardashian, Meredith Marks, and Meredith Marks.
Nick
Or Kanye West.
Annie
I guess he's not really going to Red Carpenter anymore.
Mary
Yeah, he did for a long period of time, actually.
Nick
So he's. She's just copying Kanye. I don't know.
Mary
I mean, he Address her.
Susie
Some people are saying they think it's because she got a facelift.
Justin
No, because she showed a video of her face before. Yeah, I saw the video.
Mary
Wait, how are we not talking about this? She was asked about her viral pube thong.
Allison Williams
Oh, my God.
Mary
That filter in every color. Please pull this up in case Nick hasn't seen this.
Annie
It's crazy.
Susie
Please tell me you haven't.
Nick
I haven't.
Natalie
Yeah.
Allison Williams
This is a treat.
Mary
Have you seen this? Of course. I was like, how could you not?
Annie
My thing is just like, you know what's cheaper? Growing out your books.
Nick
Yeah.
Mary
It's just like one of those Things where I'm like, you just have to.
Nick
This is underwear.
Mary
Yes. This is underwear that people are buying. It's a thong.
Natalie
I was ahead of the curve.
Susie
Did you get.
Natalie
Remember the Bush conversation? She listened to this episode and she was like, iconic. I'm gonna make a thong.
Nick
I mean, that I respect about her. That just shows her power. She's just fucking with people.
Mary
Yeah. She's like.
Nick
She's like, I'm gonna make something that's stupid and no one's gonna want to buy, and I'm gonna get them to buy it.
Mary
And it's. Not only is it sold out, but she was like, oh, there she was asked about it. She was like, oh. We didn't know that it would be such a big deal. We were just, like, laughing about it back there. I was like, how would you not know that this was gonna go viral?
Natalie
My culture is not your costume. Kim. Do not. She did this with the nipple piercings, too.
Justin
The nipple one made sense, though, because the nipple people that, like, had augmentations or reductions and, like, didn't have it.
Natalie
Was a nipple piercing.
Mary
And they said, this one helps for people with alopecia. So there is a.
Nick
There's a curse.
Natalie
Could you imagine, like, pulling down your pants, being like, oh. And then you're like, just kidding.
Nick
Just kidding.
Mary
I feel like this is also one of those things why it's so important to pay attention to, like, what beauty standards are and making choices for yourself. Because I'm like, if you went and got lasered and then you're sad because you can't grow it back that you're buying a $60 thong, then don't buy into beauty standards. No, it does, but I'm happy.
Natalie
It's when you're. I mean, it's like, depends on your hormones. Like, as soon as I got pregnant.
Mary
There we go.
Natalie
My hair was like, you said next.
Susie
Hey, girl.
Mary
Hey, girl.
Natalie
I'm back.
Mary
It's like, it's. It grows back.
Susie
Can confirm.
Natalie
I paid for that and it's a waste.
Nick
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Allison Williams
Ooh, cuz I got a couple of those too.
Nick
Oh, yeah.
Natalie
Well, Nick said enough ears literally said.
Nick
We don't want to hear from you for now. I just want to give the people caught astray there.
Katie
Hey, Nick. In the household, I have a pretty scorching. You might not even want to air it. But I think the only reality TV dating show out there right now that's realistic is Love is Blind. And my reasoning for that is that Love is Blind is the only reality dating TV show to date that I'm aware of that has acknowledged politics. And I know you don't like talking about politics, but in my opinion, political compatibility is vital for relationships exists now more than ever. It used to not so much be a thing, but now it just is, whether we like to acknowledge it or not. And other shows like the Bachelor and like Love is Love island, you don't see it being acknowledged. And it's like the networks are too scared to go there out of fear of it being too controversial. But I really respect the hell out of the Love is Blind network for going there because those are real, actual conversations that are going to be had in a successful, fierce relationship. Let me know your thoughts.
Nick
Interesting take.
Allison Williams
Damn.
Natalie
I feel like it's more. It's less about Bachelor being afraid and more about the contestants being afraid. It's like we heard a little snippet of how Nick and Annie may or may not feel whether there was editing there or not.
Susie
And like, yeah, I don't disagree with this take. I think I like that they kept it in. It felt same like it really showed some insight. I do agree. I think people are scared to talk about politics on the show. I definitely wouldn't bring it up on the Bachelor. I don't think I would lead with that. But if I were to get into a relationship with somebody, it's definitely a conversation. I'm Having, So I don't disagree with her take.
Nick
I think it's interesting to have it on the show. I guess I just disagree with the sentiment that now more than ever, you have to be able to do it in order to have a successful relationship. Like. Like, if you know me with my friends or people around in my circle, I enjoy having these types of conversations with people because I have them with people where we can actually disagree on things and discuss them and, like, have a good time afterwards. Like, even on topics where you're just like, whoa, I'm a little. Okay, I feel passionately about that. But now I just think, like, the caller sentiment was like, it didn't used to be this way. Like, the topics we're arguing about in politics are no different than the topic people were arguing about 30 or 40, 40 years ago. So I think it's interesting to have these conversations. I just don't like the toxicity that often follows it when it comes to the fan base. Because I think on at least the people online, I think human to human, if you're in a safe space with friends, you could have a conversation and say, I feel this way. And even with someone that says, well, not only do I not feel that way, like, here's why, like, honestly, like, why your opinion or feelings hurt my feelings, right? But like, online people aren't incapable of having that type of discourse.
Natalie
There's also just like, no winning, I think, you know, I think like, when you're doing it with someone not on a national TV show, there is at, you know, to Nick's point to be like, oh, you know, I don't agree with that, but this is how I think. And blah, blah, blah, blah. If you do it on a national TV show, someone's gonna disagree with you and you will get like, hounded in your comments, in your DMZ scares people to the point where it's like, they don't want to talk to you.
Nick
To that point, I don't think it's right fight to put reality TV people on, knowing that some of this stuff is edited, nuance is taken out. Not to say that some people might just say things that a lot of people think are wrong. But no, I don't think the online bullying, harassing, and just the attempt at literally taking people down, and ultimately it results in death threats and things like that. I do think we have to protect the people on these shows because again, like what Annie said, the season was very offensive to a lot of people. People. But like, most people online aren't saying hey, Annie, I'd like, if you ever had a moment, I'd love to, like, take some time to have a conversation with, like, why that was, like, hurtful to, like, people in my family. And if you're open to listening, I'd love to have that type of conversation. It's not what people are saying, you know, and it's not. It's. It's not trying to get people connected or on the same page. It just becomes a divisive thing. And then you have, you know, again, like some, you know, more like hardcore religious people who, like, again, dogmatic in their faith, will like, you know, know, speak up and say why, you know, you know, most people that can be religious and an ally at the same time, they can be, you know, that that is possible for a lot of people. But online, the discourse is so toxic and dangerous. Like, it is, you know, I don't think for the point of having this conversation, you have to put people's mental health at risk.
Annie
I feel like one. It is going to be a conversation, a relationship. And although I do not think Love is Blind is maybe the most realistic dating show, I do think that is realistic. And I appreciate, appreciate that they have those conversations because I don't agree with this, but the way reality TV dating shows work is everyone online's gonna find out your politics whether you like it or not. And for them to at least be able to, like, say it themselves versus someone online, like digging up something that is out of context or whatever, I think it's like, say it with your chest and then like, people. I don't think anyone should get, like, death threats, but I think having those conversations is healthy. I also think in relationships, like, I.
Nick
Don'T think people should be forced.
Annie
I don't think you should be for. I think if you want to, you should be able to. Because if it is, like, something that's important to you in your relationship, like, for me, you know, I'm someone who's like, me as a person. To some people, I am a political topic, you know, which is, like, weird because to me, it's not like I'm chilling, but I think for the sake of reality TV dating shows, it's always interesting and in the way it's fun to, like, see how that plays out with couples. Just as, like, like, from an anthropologic perspective, I enjoy it.
Mary
I also think that it's kind of an unfair comparison just because I'm like, love is blind. You're literally talking to somebody you don't know. You're gonna hang out with them for two weeks and then end in marriage. So of course you need to get a lot of these tough conversations out. Whereas a Love island, if I sat there and watched two people talking about their politics while you're in the villa in bikinis, it's kind of a joke.
Nick
It really depends on the show.
Mary
So I just think it's. The stakes are a bit different where I'm like, I love. Love is blind. I love Love Island. But I'm just saying, to compare the two is apples to oranges and.
Nick
Very true.
Natalie
Let's get to our next one.
Katie
Hey, I'm a huge fan of the show, so I hope this gets played. But my hot take is that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills needs a brand new cast. I'm just not invested in any of the characters anymore. I think that they're kind of all old and done with, even Kyle, and.
Natalie
I just think they need a brand.
Katie
New cast to kind of shake things up. The only person I can get invested in anymore is Kathy Hilton because I think she's hilarious.
Justin
I agree with that.
Katie
But other than that, I think they need a new cast. Yeah, I have so many other hot takes. I'll probably call again, but, yes, love your show. Bye.
Nick
I give the hot take.
Natalie
She's like, and I'm gonna remain anonymous.
Susie
Keep bows.
Annie
That's all I have to say.
Nick
Bose is fantastic. She was an exceptional housewife. Has she only been on one? One season?
Annie
Yeah. Last season was her first season.
Justin
I don't agree with this.
Mary
I just have one. I have one hot take in comparison, though, because I'm like, Beverly Hills versus Salt Lake City or Miami, like, Salt Lake City. Something pops up. Lisa's, whatever. Bronwyn's marriage, whatever. There's always some new shit that's happening every episode that you're like, okay, we're. We're unfolding this group of friends where I'm like, beverly Hills will have one fudgeing issue, and they gave me 19 episodes of these women talking about the same fucking thing. Yeah, I don't care.
Nick
That's a producer problem and a person choice. I don't typically agree with it. I don't think a refresh in this franchise, a complete refresh, hasn't really served the franchise well. Like Roni being the example. I was gonna say, sure, you need some. It's just like with Bachernation, there's a formula that works of like, you know, people are too lazy to be like, I don't want to get to know A whole new cast. And then nowadays, if you're. If you're casting a whole new group, it's gonna be performative. It's gonna seem fake. Like, Rony was. You need to. Like, I'm fine with, like. I'm fine with, like, keeping the. The. The pressure on and being like, you know what? You're out. You're in. You know, always kind of bringing a fresh look to the cast. We have. Garcelle's gone right now. We have.
Mary
I just can't watch another season of Dorit being like, kyle, why won't you be a good friend to me? Like, you know what I mean?
Nick
That's a producer choice. Listen, I think Kyle is, like, the queen, and she seems like a great person, but as a housewife, I'm kind of. I have no interest in her and Mauricio's relationship story. I have no interest. I'm interested in if Kyle's willing to do date.
Mary
Let's see it.
Nick
I'm into that. You know, if Mauricio is willing to. I. I would love to see him on the slopes with some of the influencers, maybe the cast of Love Island. He was recently seen in a.
Justin
He. He was in the background of Andrea's Instagram from Love Island. Yeah.
Nick
Yeah. Anyways, I'm into that. I'm into that. I am not into the staged, performative scene setting, you know, that they do to show up, to remind the audience they're still a team.
Mary
Yes.
Nick
And then, you know, Cotton, while talking about. Not talking about her marriage, I'm so completely over that.
Mary
Yeah. I feel like these women have their boundaries up of what they will and won't share anymore because they're all veterans at this point. They've all have, like, over five seasons under their belt, essentially. So it's just like, they can say, I'm not sharing this, but I'll share this. And it's like, no, we need to see authenticity between these relationships, because just what you're willing to share or call out on someone else, it gets old.
Nick
But I. I love Sutton. I. I don't think she can help herself in the best possible way. And then she has a messy life that she just like.
Natalie
I'm interested to see how Rachel Roy. Yeah, Rachel Roy does. No, Rachel Zoe. Yeah, I'm interested.
Justin
Rachel Ray. I love her too.
Natalie
But, yeah, Rachel Roy was bringing all the.
Annie
Rachel.
Mary
Yeah, allegedly. Allegedly.
Nick
You know, she's gonna be fresh meat.
Mary
Rachel Zoe can handle herself, though. I'm like, that one's scary.
Justin
I just. I just think, like, Think of any reboot. Like, what performed better? Roni legacy or Roni rebooted.
Mary
Isn't Denise back too?
Justin
Denise is back as, like, a friend for, like, a limited pickup.
Mary
I think that's what.
Justin
Yeah, but, like, I think people are committed to personalities, and people are committed to Beverly Hills as these personalities.
Mary
I'm even at the stage where I'm like, bring Lisa Rinna back.
Annie
Yes. I was just about to say that.
Mary
I need some toxicity. I need some shaking up.
Justin
She said she's not coming back, so I don't think she's gonna come back.
Annie
Ugh. I know she's, like, really in her model era and just, like, absolutely devouring everything as per usual. But I want to see that on.
Justin
TV to validate our hot take a little bit. I mean, some would say you take down the queen bee to, like, make people work again. So, I mean, technically, that's what happened when Jen Shaw was removed. It gave other people more, like, room to be who they are.
Nick
So maybe there's something to be said about that. I feel like Kyle stifles the creativity of the. Of the rest of the cast.
Allison Williams
Interesting.
Katie
I think there.
Annie
I will say my hot take is. I think there is one thing Kyle Richard could do that would lock me in the rest of the season, and I think we all know what that is.
Mary
Morgan.
Annie
Yeah.
Justin
Okay, well, Morgan's never coming on.
Nick
Well, we got one more scorching hot take, so let's get to it.
Katie
Hi, my name is Katie. I actually have two hot takes. First, I think on Real Housewives of Miami, the first episode of the reunion. Gertie is losing her mind, coming out of nowhere, being upset about things that were resolved on the show, acting like she's the only person that this has ever happened to not giving anybody else grace. I think she is just on one. My second hot take is with the Real Housewives of Orange County Camp. Orange County. I think that Gretchen is a problem. I think she kind of proved that she is a problem and that she is. Has loose lips when she drinks some alcohol and clearly could have said something to Katie and then turned around and said, I never said that. That's not true. That's a lie. I think she's kind of proving that Katie. She probably did say that to Katie, and I can't wait to see what happens. That. So, yeah, those are my hot takes. Thank you, guys.
Allison Williams
Same girl.
Justin
It reminded me of Gretchen going, it.
Mary
Sounds like you're the problem, so you're the pot stir.
Annie
It's not the same thing.
Natalie
I Definitely agree with the Orange county hot take. I. I think Gretchen is 100% the problem.
Justin
I do love her, though.
Mary
We needed the shakeup just to, like, make Tamra seem more human. Yeah, yeah. Cause Tamara was coming after everyone the last couple seasons.
Nick
Honestly, I think Greta's an amazing house housewife. And I agree with the caller because, again, like, the same reason I like Sutton. It's like, I have respect for, like, the. More calculate. Like, the Tamra. Like, I respect how she moves. Yeah, she's a smarty pants. You know what I'm saying? And then I like Gretchen because, like, she's not, you know, clip it.
Justin
She thinks she is, but she isn't.
Nick
But. Yeah, no, yeah, she, like, can't. Like, her life is so messy. And I think, like, Gretchen has this. Like, she pretends to be happy with her life more than she is, you know, but portrays it as to be, like, living the dream. Oh, my God, that's awesome.
Mary
No, literally, I'm like, you know what? Somebody who has a happy life doesn't have time for focusing on every headline that comes up about someone they don't.
Annie
Like on the Gertie thing. Listen, I can't have a rational take on Gertie because I ride for her. Yeah, that's my take on that. Gertie, let her. Let her cook.
Nick
Listen, Gertie makes almost no sense ever. And she's so.
Annie
What?
Nick
No, I'm. I'm with you.
Justin
She makes sense.
Nick
I said this. I don't know. I. I think sometimes Gertie is performing, and I. And this is, like, this is meant to be a compliment about Gertie the person, not Gertie the housewife.
Natalie
Not coming off as one.
Nick
I have my ways. Listen, because I think she's always want. She wants to, like, just a reminder.
Mary
We will be seeing them at Bravo Coffee.
Nick
She wants to just. She wants to justify obviously being there and. But, like, you know, that we'll segue into part three as we cover it. But like, that part three, when they had that moment with her and her husband.
Annie
Yeah.
Nick
It takes a lot to make a relationship work, especially a marriage, especially over the years. And her and Gertie, from everything I've been able to tell, she has a really great and healthy relationship with her husband. And. And as a human, I have so much respect for whatever they have done as a couple to make this relationship work. And to make a relationship work like that, it requires an immense amount of selflessness, like sacrifice, which is, like the antithesis of what it means to be a Great housewife. You have to be a self centered egomaniac, a little narcissistic to be the best possible housewife. And I just think it's hard for girls to really come across as an authentic Greek housewife because at her core she's a great person.
Justin
She's a great person.
Susie
That was nice.
Natalie
I think she gets the cancer pass. And you wanted to give it to Jesse Solomon. I think it's, it's deserved for Gertie Albrara because she like these women. I feel like heard she had cancer, gave her the like, aw. And then moved on so fast.
Justin
One of your members, she wasn't the one that brought it to the group. It was Larsa.
Mary
Yeah, exactly.
Justin
So, like, I mean, yeah, I mean, I think people, the reason, the reason why people don't like Gertie the season is because they want drama, but she's.
Annie
Bringing her life and Julia's dragging stuff up from four years ago. And Gertie's like, I don't understand why you guys like can't support that is the thing. Like, she is just too good of a person because she's like, you're supposed to be my friend.
Mary
No, literally.
Annie
And so she's just like, yeah. You know, using Julia's PTSD talk to.
Mary
Gertie Julia kamikazing her own marriage. Yeah. For the sake of a TV show.
Annie
Yeah.
Nick
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Natalie
All right, well, good thing we have rapid recaps of everything. Shout out Mayor Bear if you missed the most recent episode of the Real Housewives of Miami. Here's your rapid recap. All right, now that we're Done. Lesn out. Let's get into the heterodrama warning. It takes a sad turn. Lisa feels like no one was there for her when her dad passed and is also mad that Larsa said Jody was a cokehead. Larsa apologizes to Jody and it seems they're cool. Whether they're AC level cool is to be seen. Then it gets fun again. Kiki can't eat oysters because she's celibate. Then show my air is brought up. Stephanie Sojay just wants to talk for a damn second. Alexia and Marisol are officially declared twins. Get these girls in an Adam McKay style buddy comedy now. Speaking of Marisol, she's still mad about Adriana saying she has old lady knees. So much so she's getting surgery on on them. Stephanie thinks Marisol is the real villain in the Alexia Marisol dynamic. Kiki doesn't think Adriana is racist, but does think she intentionally said she was ratchet. She's also besties with the Amazon driver now. Overall, it's been a wild ride. Can't wait to see what next season will bring. I do think Adrian's a little bit Adriana.
Annie
Yeah.
Nick
Yeah, she's messy. Why? Why isn't she like a real housewife? Because she's super entertaining.
Annie
I think she will be getting that mojito.
Natalie
I think she'll get the mojito. I mean, she sat on the couch the entire reunion, so she's basically.
Justin
That is how my.
Nick
You're willing to say my sweet pussy on telev television.
Mary
Yeah, you get a mojito.
Annie
Also, I. I didn't say this last time, but I just think it's so funny that Adriana is like, I'm not gay. And then she does. The gayest thing she did this season was not having sex with a woman. It was presenting Julia with her heart.
Natalie
Ripped out to her.
Annie
I'm like, and also my last thing on this and then we can move on. Julia Sang has recently revealed that she has PTSD because of this whole season. And I'm like, mama, that's just being with women. You should know this by now.
Mary
Julia, she also did that to herself. I know.
Natalie
I feel like they saved the worst for last. It was the most boring part of the reunion. I felt it felt like it didn't. We didn't need a part three.
Nick
It's like a whole episode of wrapping it up.
Mary
Yeah.
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Mary
And I did feel bad for Lisa, though, where I was just like. I just feel like everybody on this cast just hates me. Hates her because it's Just like, she's sitting here being like, I got nothing. When your mom died, I did this. I did that. Where I'm like, obviously, we don't want to hear a tit for tat. Like, I did this for your mom. You should have done this for me. But the way that Alexi was like, okay, yeah, we get it, though. Enough is enough. And everyone's like, whoa.
Nick
Like, when Kiki was like, oh, so we're comparing grief. Yeah, that was a line of the night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Natalie
Other than that, it was a little bit of a bore.
Mary
You got Larsa apologizing to Jody, which.
Justin
How long.
Natalie
Why?
Mary
Yeah, why did that. That take?
Justin
Yeah, I mean, how long is it.
Annie
Going to last exactly?
Justin
It was, like, the most awkward conversation.
Nick
Could you guys imagine if your mom was a housewife?
Justin
Love.
Nick
You would love.
Justin
I would be the Brooks Marks. I would be like, let's make it happen.
Mary
What.
Annie
What.
Mary
What job would I want in this world if my mom was a housewife?
Annie
Exactly.
Mary
I'm like, half the Victoria's Secret Angels.
Annie
Mom's housewives.
Mary
Mom's a housewife.
Justin
Right?
Susie
The Nepa babies.
Nick
That's true.
Mary
Yeah.
Justin
Adriana did kind of win the conversation when they were like, who wrote the. The rules for the reunion? And she was like. And they're like, it sounded like a lawyer. And she's like, I do go to Harvard.
Annie
Yeah.
Justin
And I was like, touche.
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Natalie
I thought they were talking about, like, it was, like, a little sticky note. It was, like, a full printout.
Justin
Yep.
Mary
Two pages.
Nick
So is Julia gonna be back?
Mary
I don't think so.
Susie
Really?
Mary
I. I just have, like, a feeling. Yeah.
Susie
I don't know.
Nick
You think Adriana will replace her?
Annie
That'll be awesome.
Mary
I think Adriana will be back next year for sure. As a housewife. I just. I don't think Julia. I don't think Gertie, really.
Justin
I went to Alexia when she told us that everybody should be given another season.
Susie
Is this because you don't think that, like, the show will bring them back on, or do you think that they're taking, like, steps back?
Mary
I think because the show won't just based off of, like, viewers and storylines and what we have going on. Coming to find out that Gertie and Julia's whole storyline was from two years ago, like, Marisol and Adriana is more interesting about getting her knee surgery than it is, like, where you were. Weren't you, on the cruise with me?
Susie
But do you think Julia will, like, add a lot with the whole hookup.
Natalie
With, like, Watching her marriage.
Mary
The unfortunate. I was gonna say the unfortunate thing is that could add a lot that, like, it's gonna take Martina taking some sort of action for that to solidify Julia's role. Because I'm like, yeah, we don't want that.
Nick
I think Garcelle is the only one. Garcelle from Beverly Hills is the only housewife where I believe that it was like her choice to leave rather than the network's choice, because Garcelle Giselle has a lot going on and I don't feel like she needs this. And I think most housewives, it's never their choice. I think there's exceptions to that rule, but for the most part, you really have to see, like, what else they have going on and do they really need it.
Mary
Exactly. That's why I'm like, I. I'd be fine with the entire cast coming back as is. I think that if they are going to make any adjustments to it, it's for sure going to be between Julia and Gertie.
Nick
Like, you're not going to stop seeing Garcelle on red carpets or events. You're not going to stop seeing her in the scene. But like other housewives, if they don't have have. If they're not a housewife, they disappear into oblivion.
Mary
100. Yeah, 100.
Nick
Time for a little O.C.
Natalie
Time for a little rapid recap of O.C.
Nick
I miss Katie.
Natalie
Yes, I do too.
Mary
Every episode.
Natalie
Well, Shannon hosts an engagement lunch for Jen to prove their friends, but the rose colored glasses that she ordered did not show up. Hopefully that means nothing. Subtextually, Gretchen pulls a church lady and says a little prayer against Tamara. Shannon thinks she should chill. Gina is happy for Jen's relationship, but thinks Ryan is too horny for her and a low key problematic way. Gina also moved back in with Travis, who was hoarding for her in a woke way. Groundlings alum Heather Dubrow reveals she has never farted, even though the first rule of improv is farts are funny, which she should know. And they call Katie a liar. Then are blonde and also brunette, but they're spiritually blonde. You know what I mean? Divas go to Amsterdam, smoke some reefer. Hey. Shannon reminds everyone that she grew up on boats and also she might have a toe infection. Tamara asks her if she's a cunt. Some of the girls go decorating, which is a combination of dick and decorating, to describe an event in which the women pays to bedazzle a dildo for decorative purposes. In case anyone was wondering, the rest of the ladies get what the kids are calling stoney baloney. Then they go. Then they all go to dinner and everyone is actually really cool and chill for once. This is what sex and drugs can do for you kids. Overall, what is the best word for weed? Devil's lettuce. Mary Jane. Ganja doobies.
Allison Williams
Discuss.
Natalie
I hate all the above.
Annie
Honestly, I think reefer is really fun.
Susie
I like ganja.
Annie
Reefer, reefer, reefer madness. Like, it's fun, it's stupid.
Natalie
I think if I'm gonna go with any of them, I'm gonna go with any of the ones that Mary listed. Devil's lettuce.
Allison Williams
Maybe that fun.
Nick
Devil's lettuce.
Mary
Devil's lettuce is devil's lettuce.
Natalie
Cuz it's kind of like you can say it in passing and people are just kind of like, what salad is that?
Mary
Is that on the devil's lettuce?
Susie
I like a doobie too. I don't know. It's kind of fun.
Natalie
When I was in my stoner era, it was just like blunt this, blunt that. I was just blunt smoking girl again.
Mary
Another episode where I was like, yeah, Miss Katie.
Allison Williams
I.
Mary
And I'm like, even though we traveled a little, like, the most interesting thing was watching Shannon consume a space cake.
Justin
Yeah.
Mary
And the editor's voiceover after talking to her daughter.
Nick
This episode of OC And I guess Miami just kind of reminded me why I love Salaac so much. Because, like, kind of, to your point, with Beverly Hills, there are definitely episodes of OC where it's like, I didn't miss anything.
Natalie
No, it was like a phone episode the whole time, you know, like, you could scroll on your phone and be like, no, I didn't miss anything.
Annie
Honestly. Honestly, I feel like it's nice to have those sometimes. I do like Salt Lake City more. It is my favorite, obviously. But I don't know, I just. It is nice sometimes to just see people chilling. It kind of takes you back to like older Housewives episodes where it was a bit more of like a documentary. I don't know.
Nick
How is it?
Annie
Do you know what I mean?
Nick
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. How is Jen's vagina broken?
Mary
She got reconstructed. Was it after?
Natalie
Yeah, I think she just got like, after having.
Mary
Children.
Natalie
She decided to get reconstructive surgery. And it was like her pelvic wall. No, she said actually it looked very good. I think just like the recovery maybe.
Nick
Was like, this is a recent surgery surgery.
Mary
Yeah.
Natalie
I don't know her timeline of it.
Susie
This is actually really Interesting to me, like, what happens that you need reconstructive surgery?
Natalie
Because.
Susie
I know, I know.
Nick
Why don't they dive more into that? Pun intended. I just.
Mary
I'm curious.
Susie
I'm actually curious. Yeah, they cut something off. Like the labia.
Mary
I guess maybe it's just like gravity and aging and children.
Nick
But she always uses it as like a punchline or a joke where she's like, oh, my go broken. And like right now. But I. I am like. I don't know.
Susie
Like, I think when you get what's.
Mary
Going on, when you get things like that redone, that I'm like, she. She was saying sex where it was like, only just the tip because it was so painful. So I'm like. It's like almost like having a brand new vagina. You kind of. You gotta. You gotta.
Susie
Oh, it was painful before.
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Mary
No, no, no.
Susie
Like right now.
Mary
Exactly. She got the surgery redone, so it's.
Susie
Like zipped it up so high minor.
Mary
You gotta open it back up again. And it takes. Takes a few times, you know?
Annie
And they say you can't regain your virginity.
Mary
I mean, between Jen's vagina and Slade's broken penis. What is going on in Orange County?
Nick
Nothing good.
Mary
Nothing good.
Annie
What about Love is Blonde?
Nick
Well, Joe and Madison finally broke up.
Annie
Yeah.
Nick
Ladies, if you're. If you watch that breakup, this is. Take notes. Know when they hate you. And I don't mean like they hate you, but, like, that was tough. It was tough to watch.
Natalie
Have a hug and he's like, yeah, yeah.
Nick
When he. I mean, that. That man wanted out, and that's fine. It wasn't for him. He was emotionally panicking the whole time. I guess we're like. It was more like don't lose yourself over, like Madison just falling on the floor.
Mary
It was the constant asking to like, where it's like, why is it. What is it? I'm like, clearly he doesn't want to hurt your feelings, so, like, let's just not ask for an answer that we don't need to hear.
Nick
And sure, Joe kind of demonstrated some behaviors that were a little eye rolly at time. And maybe he's not your guy, but. But like, I think it's okay to freak out over the science experiment.
Natalie
Him immediately being cutting to his itm. And he'd be like, I feel relieved.
Susie
Yeah, yeah.
Nick
Late.
Natalie
A weight lifted off my shoulders for sure.
Annie
Yeah.
Nick
There's.
Natalie
She's just in there, like on the floor, sobbing, crying. There's just.
Justin
The editor's playing man child when he ran Off.
Annie
Yes.
Nick
No.
Susie
That was amazing.
Natalie
I saw people being like, Netflix spending all of their money to play Manchild of that. And it was worth Chef's kiss.
Susie
It really was so good.
Annie
I do want to. It sucks because I do kind of want to, like, hate on Joe, but I can't. I can't, because I would. If I was on Love is Blind, I would probably. I would be Joe. Not in the way that he was, like, kind of phobic, but in the way that he was just like, I'm not getting married.
Susie
No, I think I'd be the same.
Mary
But I'm like, I just don't know why that was so hard for people to, like, grasp their head around. Because Annie, too. Or Annie was just like, just make it work with me. And then, like, we'll see. And it's marriage. This isn't an easy thing to get out of. No.
Annie
It's not something to argue about while you're drunk and eating Taco Bell.
Nick
I do think I've always said this. This show's most toxic fan base are catfishers.
Natalie
Wait, what?
Susie
In what sense?
Nick
Catfishers. People who catfish other people. This whole premise is about, can you fall in love with someone? You don't know what they look like. And the people who are notoriously online. Some of those people are people who catfish other people into believing they're someone they're not.
Allison Williams
Yes.
Nick
And if you are someone who catfishes people online, online, you love this show and you ride for the people who, like, maybe are, like, overselling their looks. And, like, when someone like Joe is like, hey, listen, not my type, you will crucify this person to like no other. And, you know, just. This is.
Susie
I think that's where something.
Nick
Something to think about when you're thinking about, you know.
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Susie
Not that I think that Casey was. Did a good job and how she broke up, but I'm like. I almost think it's. It's like when she did break up with Patrick, I'm like, It was immediate. She was like, I know. I can't get there. She could have done it better, for sure. But then for Joe, I feel like he probably felt the same way, but he drug it on, and it's almost like, more painful and more damaging to the person that you're with if you just, like, let that drag on, and you're just like. I mean, have you ever been with somebody that you're, like, trying to be like, I'm trying to get there, like. But, like, physically, even if it's not that they're not attractive. It's just that you're like, I'm not feeling this. And it's really, like, shitty. It's really shitty.
Nick
Yeah.
Annie
And you just feel really bad and you don't want to.
Mary
Yeah.
Natalie
I hated hearing Madison be like, so you. We're never gonna cuddle again? Like, we're never gonna get. Like, she's like, think about all the good times. Like, we'll never have those again. And you're okay with that?
Susie
He's like.
Nick
He's like, I cannot. Yeah, I just.
Natalie
He's like, I gotta get out of this apartment.
Mary
But I will say to her point or to her credit, where I'm like, he knew. He knew from the second he saw her. He knew from the.
Natalie
Also. It, like, it was so obvious to us, clearly watching it. I wonder how obvious it was to her. Or if, like, everything he was saying and she was confusing her, you know, like, if it was just the complete opposite for her to be living in it. I do think the conversation between Sparkle, Megan and Jordan was very common. I think it's something that, like, Nick and I have, even when we first started dating, like, have, you know, had an issue with of, like, the, like, okay, are we. You know, I feel like I'm not really getting much out of this conversation. It feels like I'm pulling teeth to, like, get you to have a conversation with. With me.
Nick
Every guy, on some level, wants to just stare at a wall in silence.
Mary
Until you break them, you know, it's like, I don't.
Nick
The last thing most men want to do is talk about their day.
Mary
Oh, no. Literally. Connor used to always be like, I'm a simple man.
Natalie
It could have been me.
Mary
Now I'm like, now you're a bougie man that won't shut the.
Nick
Wait. I have to relive this whole thing. Like, I. What?
Susie
I'm, like, feeding at the mouth to the be. Like, when can I talk about my day?
Mary
When are you going to ask me about my day? Someone asked me. It's like, when you're like, so, are.
Natalie
You going on any trips anytime soon? I was like, no. And you're like, I am.
Justin
Thank you.
Allison Williams
Oh, my God.
Natalie
Let me tell you where I'm going.
Annie
Literally.
Nick
Yeah.
Justin
Couldn't be more difficult.
Nick
Megan's like, you know, we just fell in love because you make me laugh. And it's just like, well, I'm not a comedian all day. It's just like, I'm not here to tell jokes.
Mary
Yeah.
Natalie
He's like, and this isn't the Pods, baby. Yeah, Real life.
Susie
I will say that kind of hurt me when he said, this isn't the pods, though.
Mary
I was like.
Susie
I was like, oh. But then he did make her laugh right after. And I was like, okay. There's hope. He did make a little joke after.
Annie
They do seem like the most a couple that I'm like, yeah.
Natalie
Did you see he got like a NutriBullet brand deal?
Allison Williams
No.
Natalie
For the chicken and crystal light. Crystal light. Maybe like a.
Annie
But happy for him.
Natalie
Crystal light mixture, whole thing. I wonder if he's getting any of that. Did y' all see Joe's. Apparently Joe is currently in a relationship.
Nick
Spoiler alert.
Susie
Oh, yes.
Natalie
Literally, as soon as that breakup episode aired, they were like, she's like.
Nick
And release that together.
Natalie
We put together.
Mary
We're doing a podcast.
Natalie
She somehow has already had time to do a podcast. I don't really.
Nick
I gotta say, Joe used. Not a good sign for you. Yeah, I don't love that your new girlfriend's out there like riding your coattails talking some. She is.
Mary
She is.
Natalie
She's talking about giving wrong reasons. She's talking about Casey being like, we. She told me, which this is always what I love about people when they retell stories and they're like, yeah. And she just kept telling me like, you're so beautiful. You're so beautiful. You're so funny. You're so beautiful. And you're silly and funny and beautiful. And she just kept telling me how stunning I was. Then the second I left, she was in Joe's lap. Well, okay, let's unpack all of that.
Annie
Yeah.
Susie
So you fell for it. Yeah, so would I.
Natalie
But I am. No, literally, I am. I. I am confused as to why she is doing press. That is definitely a red flag for sure. I wonder how. What Casey's.
Nick
She DMed probably as many podcasts that she thought might have her on and pitched herself.
Susie
Have you guys checked your DMs?
Natalie
We don't. We don't check who checked the DM.
Justin
I mean, I did see Joe up in the email trying to get on.
Annie
So Joe was also in our DMs.
Justin
The. The KB and Edmund conversation was very interesting where she was like, you're a different person when the cameras are down than when they are.
Mary
The way I was rooting for them to break up and when they didn't.
Nick
I. I honestly like, like they're. They shouldn't be together. I love them both. I honest, I think they're. They're well intentioned people who are willing to try to figure this out. And I don't think they're perfect for each other, but I think they're both good people we've talked about already. I think obviously some to work through.
Mary
They're just not each other's person.
Natalie
If you ever wondered what Nick looked like roller skating, just watch out. That is it.
Nick
I don't jump.
Natalie
Do you want to now after watching?
Nick
No.
Mary
You didn't get the itch?
Nick
Well, watching and been on rollerblades was like. Yeah, maybe I should.
Susie
You felt connected. Oh, maybe you shouldn't.
Nick
Oh, I felt a bit. I bet. I felt some shame.
Susie
Oh, okay. Okay.
Nick
Yeah.
Susie
It brought you back. Tumbled you a little.
Nick
I listen, I can't wait till my daughter's old enough to go roller skating and we'll be. We'll be flying.
Natalie
Well, Allison Williams is here. So should we get to Allison?
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Let's do it. I'm shooting a TV show with the most amazing cast.
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I have my podcast.
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I think I might move back to New York. I heard footsteps walk into my room. What's happening? Don't he want to see all the craziness? I'm freaking out.
Mary
Some familiar faces are back.
Justin
Is boss.
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Allison Williams
Oh my God. This is surreal. I really feel like I won some kind of a contest and I get to be honest.
Natalie
Yes, of course you won like a radio show contest.
Allison Williams
A fan event. Like, I really feel like this is surreal. I'm unworthy. I'm so grateful to be here. Susie, this is a curveball. I did not know about the fact that you're on the couch with me. I'll eventually be able to maintain eye contact with you for longer than like a second job.
Susie
I'm so flattered. You don't even understand.
Nick
No.
Susie
You look incredible.
Allison Williams
Thank you so much.
Nick
So you've been a True Blue Bachra fan for a long time.
Allison Williams
True Blue, Wow.
Nick
How far back do you go?
Allison Williams
I think the first I watched like at the very beginning and then I took a little break during college. It was like a culture, you know, vacuum college wise a little bit. And then I started again. I started in hard with Brad Womack. Hard.
Nick
He was the only two time bachelor.
Allison Williams
My wife was second.
Susie
He was a two time bachelor.
Allison Williams
The second time he came on, I watched that whole season and it was.
Natalie
My two chances to be the Bachelor. I know.
Mary
And he's really good.
Justin
Good looking guy.
Nick
But the little.
Allison Williams
He made them both.
Nick
Yeah, the first time he was like, he said no to everyone. He was like, nah, I'm good. And it was hated for it.
Natalie
Yep. And then I can do better. Guys.
Allison Williams
This is produced. Emily Maynard. Yeah. So I wrote I was fresh out of college, I was in like a viewing group and I did something that's like so confusing looking back in terms of like social, I don't know, trying to fit in. Everyone was a little older than me and we would get together every week and watch the Bachelor. And I wrote an essay to the email list about like coordinating the weekly viewing thing comparing Brad Womack to Hamlet. And everyone was like, it like landed with a thud in the email and I don't think anyone responded. But we're like, you're doing so much this English major, you have to leave it behind. Doesn't belong here. But I stand by it. He was very. Yeah, he was very Prince of Denmark. Y.
Mary
And are you still.
Natalie
You're still currently watching?
Allison Williams
I am behind. I watched paradise, if we can even like call it. It was so different.
Nick
Yeah.
Susie
What are Your thoughts? How did you like the way it needs.
Allison Williams
Like, it needed a. A revamp?
Natalie
Yeah.
Allison Williams
I was happy to see, like, aspirational qualities to it. Like, it was starting to get so mean to the people who went that I was like, why would you go?
Mary
Yeah.
Allison Williams
And they still did wrong by you, in my opinion.
Natalie
I agree.
Katie
Yeah.
Allison Williams
You deserve, like, a much. I'm assuming they assumed you would have had a much longer storyline and.
Nick
But they didn't prioritize their stars, which was one of my biggest.
Allison Williams
It's really weird they don't take care of their. The people who pull the most attention to the show, but the fact that it was a nice hotel. It was like everyone had air conditioning. People looked rested, people were napping whenever they felt like it.
Katie
Like, really?
Allison Williams
I was like, this seems like it's less prone to create a breakdown. And I thought it was pretty successful. And then when it became Survivor Big Brother, I was like, interesting. I guess it's what you have to do to compete with the other shows, I guess.
Nick
I guess. I mean, it's because it hasn't been working, I feel like, lately. And I. My biggest frustration is, like, I think that I just don't think they've. They haven't prioritized their stars or even made it an attempt. Like, Joey brought it back. We were all like, here we go. We're back. You know, we loved it.
Natalie
He told Kelsey to say it again after she was like, I love you. And he was like, say it again, period. I got wet.
Allison Williams
That's so true.
Susie
That's so funny.
Allison Williams
And they took all that momentum and then just.
Nick
Just like. Yeah. And I don't know why they do that. They've never been good at prioritizing their stars.
Allison Williams
Well, now they're pulling a star from a different universe.
Natalie
I was gonna ask, what do you think of Taylor Franklin?
Allison Williams
So this is actually, I think what the franchise needs to get eyeballs back on it. The question will be what they do with that attention, because I think she's gonna be incredible. She knows what she's doing. She gets the assignment. She's a veteran. Like, you know, she's gonna, like, run an insane show and it'll break her. Even her. Because you guys are built with spines of steel to survive these shows. Like, seriously, it's really hard. It's like, it's the reason why everyone goes on to the other competition shows and just does so well. You guys are really, like, gorgeous.
Nick
It's an emotional.
Allison Williams
It's really intense.
Nick
It's not a coincidence that, like, Special Forces Hannah Brown and Tyler Harm, three of the first five people who finish. Because it's about not quitting. It's not really about anything else.
Natalie
Totally.
Nick
It's just like being kind of psychotic.
Allison Williams
And also being like, really good, like game theory, emotional gameplay mechanics, and being able to like write your own story in real time and produce yourselves. Because I think there's less like one to one kind of attention. So you're like, this is up to me. There's a bigger pool anyway. Digression. I think Taylor will be helpful to like launching it. And then I just hope that there's a star from that. From that season that she doesn't pick that can then carry the momentum forward. But they have to take care of that person and say they have to choose and don't make fun of them after the final rose, like lionize them, make them seem like, hot and interesting and desirable.
Nick
They have to cast at least three men that they think could be our.
Allison Williams
Next lead that have not done anything illegal. Like, it'll take two seconds for Reddit to unearth. They need to release like a list of 50 potential contestants, like months before they start shooting and let the Internet do the background check.
Nick
I would like my. If I were. If I were. Were a bachelor producer, my big, like, thing to change would be like announce a cast of like 50 to 60.
Allison Williams
Exactly.
Nick
And do it like months before and let them be messy.
Allison Williams
There would be like four men left.
Natalie
So true.
Nick
Yeah.
Mary
Every girl would be like a smaller season.
Allison Williams
I'll be husband ready.
Natalie
All the ex girlfriends would come out of the work and be like, listen to how he broke up with.
Nick
That's. Yeah, that would happen. You would get a bunch of jelly X's.
Allison Williams
That's fine. That's okay. Like you can. We. We allow for people to have done breakups badly. Who hasn't done that?
Nick
But you start with 60, you weed it down to like 20, even 15.
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Nick
And then like, it's only like those 15 make it. And then I want to see. I want to see the lead get like Almost Love island style, but instead of like you got a text, like they all get like a flip phone that they can text each other. You know how, like when I would sneak out and you know, like, go to her apartment and. Or whatever. And that's all kind of like they could like text the lead when they're on a date and the lead could decide to respond. Not respond.
Justin
We.
Nick
And then the producers would have access to all those conversations. But, like, that would be a way to like, like you get some bubbles of like that would be kind of great.
Natalie
I feel like it would take so long though to get the text messages through because they. Everyone's forgotten how to click three times for k and two times for.
Nick
Oh yeah.
Allison Williams
T9 word.
Nick
Yeah.
Allison Williams
I used to be able to do that without looking.
Natalie
I know.
Allison Williams
From my bedroom in high school. It's just like loud.
Nick
Yeah.
Allison Williams
I mean there does need to be some element of like the thing Love island does so well is it just like lets people just hang and it's not all ready for television. Yeah. They're producing six episodes a week but. Or five a week. But still like what I loved about Paradise Always and the reason I think it has a higher success rate for couples than the regular show.
Natalie
Right.
Allison Williams
I think.
Mary
Yeah.
Allison Williams
You get to just hang out together at. And so there's a problem with that formula which is that as the couples get stronger, they get more boring and then they stop making good television. And so adding the game mechanic, I guess made sense. But maybe if you're just.
Mary
I don't know.
Allison Williams
People are such experts these days. They know what they're doing. Just cast the right people.
Nick
Yeah. I think it just comes down to casting.
Mary
Yeah.
Allison Williams
100%. Yeah.
Natalie
Regretting you.
Nick
Yeah.
Natalie
Comes out on Friday.
Allison Williams
I was like, what is that? Bachelor Universe.
Mary
I've never heard of it.
Natalie
You in the movie are married to Scott Eastwood.
Allison Williams
I am in the movie married to Scott Eastwood.
Natalie
In the movie married to Scott Eastwood. How was that? Just for curious purposes, just for general.
Allison Williams
Curiosity between the two of us, he's like, he's iconic. He's Scott Eastwood. He delivers on the Scott Eastwood promise. He's like what you want him to be. You know, hanging out, sun tanning and then parking on a face camp. Just like chilling. He's like, knows all the, like the teamsters somehow already from other jobs.
Nick
Like, he smells like Eastwood.
Allison Williams
I've now been asked like six times what he smells like and I such a failure because I do not remember his odor. I will make note of it tonight when I see him.
Nick
I think maybe one of the best compliments a man could get is the curiosity about your smell.
Allison Williams
Other men are the only people who've asked me. It's like a concern.
Nick
It's other men.
Allison Williams
Yes. Pheromone question.
Mary
Oh, interesting.
Nick
Even a bigger flex you have. Men clearly want to be there feeling.
Allison Williams
Like self conscious about their own smells. They're like, was it like musk or like a SAP? Like a leathery. But yeah, so he, when we wrapped him, he Was gone. Some. Somehow it came up that he's the guy in the Wildest Dreams. Taylor Swift video. And McKenna and Mason, who had loved him for in different ways from that a long time ago, hadn't made the connection that they just filmed a movie with the hot guy from the Wildest Dreams video. And we have a picture of the look on their faces when they figured it out. And they were just like, oh, my God, that was. That was him. And he just played her dad. We were very glad she didn't know.
Mary
While we were shooting.
Susie
It's probably a good thing she watch the movies.
Nick
Like, why is it giving.
Allison Williams
She wants the fuck.
Mary
Why is it.
Allison Williams
I feel like she's like. She kissed on the lips.
Nick
I don't know.
Susie
That's so weird.
Allison Williams
Is like, you're the most beautiful man I've ever seen. He's always felt that way. And then when he met him, he was very, very flustered. It was so sweet. He's great. He's a dad. He's chill.
Nick
Looks very heavy and entertaining. And for me, like a game of Guess who. Because it was like, wait, did he. Did they cheat on each other? Is that the person that.
Annie
Dan.
Nick
What's going on? So many, like, cliffhangers.
Allison Williams
It's really. It is emotional. There's ugly crying involved for sure.
Nick
But the.
Allison Williams
There's also like, laughing out loud. It's hard to describe this genre. The way I've been describing it is like it's a sleepover movie that you want to see in a theater. It feels nostalgic, like a movie you would watch back in the day. I feel like walking into Blockbuster throwback. Sorry. Half your audience just was like, what is that? See all these movies of, like, romance and then different hyphens. And I feel like we don't have as many of those anymore. And this feels like a movie from this genre. And I personally, personally am constantly, like, scrolling through the streamers looking for movies like this.
Susie
Wow.
Nick
Do you. When you play like the teenage mom. Well, not a mom of a teenager.
Allison Williams
Who was a teenage mom, actually, do you.
Nick
Is it fun to like, role play? Like what. Like kind of envision, like, what you would be like that scene where you drive up and it's like there's a door apart where that kind of cute. Really?
Allison Williams
That's a real scene from her life that she put in the book.
Nick
That's hilarious.
Natalie
Totally.
Allison Williams
I mean, our guy is going to be four in November, so we're far from that. Although they do say that developmentally, toddlerhood and Teenagerhood are similar stages of pushing boundaries to find them. They're just like, when they're tiny, it feels. It hits different.
Natalie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nick
Natalie and I are constantly, like, kind of fantasizing about, like, what it's going to be like when river gets older and what.
Allison Williams
What are the vibes you're getting? I mean, she's.
Natalie
If she's saying mom, she's already saying mom at 20.
Nick
We went to a new park yesterday with our friends, and they have this, like. It's like a big kid park where the park by Ihears is more like, smaller. And it has this, like, rope kind of netted, like, climbing. Climbing.
Allison Williams
Oh, pictured exactly.
Nick
Right.
Allison Williams
Like just an instant heart attack for me. And she.
Nick
And she scaled the whole thing first, started going, and then obviously, it gets really hot. I'm like, right. You know, right there, right below her and kind of like, not. And she's yelling at me, no, yeah, yeah, go down.
Allison Williams
And honestly, she's rejecting your whole thing.
Mary
My whole spotting.
Susie
Look away.
Nick
And what's shocking is that, like, she actually did it. Like, incredible. No, obviously, we. We were. I was there. Yeah, but she would have, like, she's definitely like, a.
Allison Williams
She must have felt so proud.
Nick
Oh, she. Yeah, she was like.
Allison Williams
She's like, you're gonna deprive me of this victory if you're involved.
Nick
She's a doer. She, like. She. Yeah, she's definitely a go getter. She's. She's unafraid.
Natalie
She's also, like, such a lover girl. Like, she goes up to anyone and hugs them, tries to kiss. It's sometimes a little. I'm like, you can't.
Allison Williams
Yes.
Nick
It's your body.
Allison Williams
Oh, by the way.
Natalie
Way.
Allison Williams
So I teach that to our son, obviously. I'm like, this is your body or whatever. And we're always talking about consent in every situation. And then when I say things to him, like, I think you are just tired. He's like, how do you know that, mama? You're not in my body. This is my body. I'm the boss of my body. And I'm like, oh, my God. Damn this so early.
Susie
Yeah, he is educated.
Allison Williams
I know. He's.
Susie
I love it.
Allison Williams
I love it. But anyway, yeah, it was crazy to imagine having a teenager, like, and let alone my character became a mom as a teenager. And I know a few people who had kids that young. I'm just completely in awe of them. I was so someone else's kid still for a long time when I was that age. Like, I just was not ready to.
Natalie
Have a kid, did you pick their brain at all about, like, totally.
Allison Williams
But also the other thing is observing it because it's this funny hybrid. It's a level of intimacy that's fascinating because it's like they kind of grew up in parallel, so. So they're like sisters. But also, there's a boundary of mother, daughter. And all the people I know who had kids young did a better job of it than Morgan has. I think she. In the beginning of the movie, it seems like everything's good, but actually, like, I have notes. By the end of the movie, they may or may not find each other better, but their closeness is kind of superficial. She's very into. She would like to control her daughter into being safe rather than letting her go, which you did in the net climbing thing, which is what you have to do. That's all that parenthood is is. It's like letting go and then being there just in case, you know, I'm.
Natalie
Always trying to, like, not put my own anxiety onto her.
Allison Williams
It's so hard.
Natalie
Every time, I'm like, be careful. Don't do that. I'm like, no, don't say it. I can do it. It's okay.
Allison Williams
My husband, literally, like, when maybe he was like, a year old, Alexander, very gently, in a way that I could feel that he had been thinking about how to word this for, like, months. He was like, have you ever noticed how often you say be careful? And I was like, no. And he was like, you're kind of telling him that the world is scary in a way that he doesn't feel. And so then I started paying attention to it. I was like, oh, my God. It's constant. It's like a tic almost.
Nick
It is.
Natalie
It's like when she does anything.
Allison Williams
I know.
Natalie
And now she steps in to put her foot into her pajama pants. I'm like, okay, and be careful. And then I'm like, what's gonna happen?
Justin
Come on.
Allison Williams
I know.
Nick
Leave her alone.
Allison Williams
I know. I am allowed to say it. When he runs downhill, though, there's nothing.
Natalie
Yes, yes.
Allison Williams
Running downhill.
Natalie
Go slow.
Allison Williams
Takes your breath away.
Mary
I know.
Nick
It is fascinating, though. There have been a couple moments where, like, river got hurt.
Allison Williams
Yeah. And any, like, stitches yet?
Nick
Well, like, n. There's a couple where it was just. It was very traumatizing for Natalie. There was. There was one situation where there's a lot of blood. She was totally fine. Like, her lip basically got cut. Lots of blood.
Allison Williams
Bleeds so much. It's crazy.
Nick
And in the few moments where that's happened. Like, it's incredible how, like, calm river gets. So she'll be crying, but she'll, like. You can tell that she notices Natalie's scare.
Natalie
She comforts me.
Allison Williams
You know what happened to me. We're very similar. Arlo stopped wanting to see me when he got hurt. He didn't want my. He didn't want me looking at him. So there must have been something in my eyes that was making him feel like, I'm already hurt. I can't take care of you. So I started saying to him, like, I don't like when you get hurt, but that's not your job to take care of. I'm gonna take care of myself. And now I need to take care of you first. And we got through it. And now he likes a hug, but sometimes he's very stoic about getting hurt. And then I'll say, can I give you a hug for no reason? And he'll be like, yeah.
Susie
Oh, my God.
Natalie
For no reason.
Allison Williams
He's like, got a little cut. And I'm like, random question. Have nothing to do with the fact that you're crying? Can I give you a hug?
Nick
That's hilarious.
Susie
Has nothing to do with you or.
Allison Williams
Your cut or your feelings. He doesn't like the feeling of crying. He doesn't like the sensation of tears coming out of his eyes. He finds it deeply uncomfortable. And I was like, I wonder if I did too. And now I'm just used to it. Like. Right. Is it a fundamentally uncomfortable experience?
Susie
It sounds like you've, like, been able to really instill, like, communication. So maybe he's just, like, really able to communicate and be aware where maybe most kids are, like, experiencing the sensation and they can't communicate it.
Allison Williams
He is a. Yes. He's a big time communicator.
Susie
Very in tune.
Allison Williams
It sounds like, yes, he's a big communicator. We're very. I'm so into it before he goes to bed as a stalling mechanism, but also just because I. And I love it. I always ask him if there's anything on his mind left from the day. Like, any residual. I don't know, like, when I see him, when I walk away on the nanite and I see him just blinking up at the ceiling, I'm like, what are you thinking about? And, like, lately, not for any particular reason, I can't even remember why it came up, but he's become obsessed with, like, the birthing process.
Natalie
Oh.
Allison Williams
And it's been like, he's almost 4. It's been a Long time. I'm not pregnant again. I haven't had another kid. But he's very into knowing about, like, the umbilical cord and the placenta and contractions. And how does a doctor decide about a C section or a vaginal birth? And. And he asked the most incredibly profound questions about, like, how can the doctor communicate with the baby about whether or not it's gonna hurt? And how can the baby tell the doctor if it's feeling uncomfortable while it's being porn? And I was like, oh, my God, no one talked to you.
Nick
So when he does that. Because, like, I don't know. That's our first kid too. Are you, like, you're a genius, obviously. Cause, like, I get. River will say or do something, and I don't know if she's a geni. Just like, she's developing. Here's the thing, you know, she's just normal.
Allison Williams
We will never know. I will never know the objective level of genius he is. I will only know them. His mom level of genius is. Which is like, the most nasty from.
Nick
A bystander that seems.
Allison Williams
I was gonna say having on video. It's incredibly sweet. He's like, impressive. I mean, I film him. Another thing. Just record her talking constantly. Like, during a diaper change. I would just sit there. The phone with the voice memo app going like, next to the. Because they're so chatty when you're changing a diaper or something.
Mary
She's.
Allison Williams
Girl. She's probably, like, potty trained already.
Mary
She's.
Natalie
But she's almost.
Allison Williams
I mean, it took us a minute. I'm just saying.
Natalie
This morning. This morning she's in her crib and we're asleep at 6am and she's going, mama, mama. Which she doesn't really ever call for me in the morning. Nick always gets her in the morning, and I sleep for an extra 10 minutes before she realizes I'm not in the room. And she's going, mama, Mama, mama. So I'm like, what? She must need me. Like, what the heck?
Allison Williams
Yeah.
Natalie
And I open the door and I'm like, are you okay? And she's like, poo, poo, yuck. And I'm like, okay, got it, Got it. So now I've, like, taught her the difference. And now she knows. And so now she's like, telling me. She's like, mama, I peep.
Allison Williams
Cute. I peeped, I peeped. I peed. Oh, my God.
Natalie
So, yes. So we're close to potty training, but.
Allison Williams
And now that she's so verbal. Can you keep a Notes talk of all the words and the sound effects because they go through so fast. Like, I don't remember when manana became banana, but at least I know that it was at one point manana. Yeah. It's just. It is fast. Although I do feel like we're really soaking it up, which is such a privilege.
Nick
I know.
Natalie
I thank God for phones, and because I am, I feel like we're able to just capture so much.
Allison Williams
What will we do with the approximately 100,000 hours of footage I have of our.
Susie
I'm not sure someone's gonna create something I wish to go through. Like, AI will be able to cipher through it, I think. I'm sure it's gonna need to make.
Natalie
It like a home video, because there is something so special about, like, a home video.
Allison Williams
Although they were so unique that, like, I will never know what I actually was like, because when the camera was out, I was always being a little ham. It's like Schrodinger's baby. Allison.
Nick
I know that when I was growing, we had, like, the camcorder. Yeah. And I'm sure they're somewhere. I don't know where, but they're not very accessible.
Allison Williams
Like, I. I can't believe ABC didn't make you unearth them at some point.
Nick
Come on. Maybe they asked. Maybe they asked.
Allison Williams
What if I just quoted a home video?
Natalie
Your first word was.
Allison Williams
Remember you fell playing soccer when you were seven. You don't remember that?
Nick
Are you watching the Golden Bachelor?
Allison Williams
I'm behind on the Golden Bachelor.
Nick
The. We gave up on it.
Allison Williams
You did bailed shots.
Susie
I'm five tuning in, technically.
Allison Williams
How is it?
Susie
It's like, it's okay. I'm having a hard time staying tuned in.
Allison Williams
I didn't like his vibe. Like, I was. I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna root for you, but I'm loving it.
Nick
He was like, I'm into the 40 year olds.
Susie
Yeah.
Allison Williams
I hated that.
Nick
Which is like.
Allison Williams
I was like, have you asked them if they're into you, sir?
Nick
Yeah, right.
Susie
No, it's so real.
Nick
We got a show coming out next year called Age of Attraction.
Allison Williams
I have heard about this show.
Nick
That's the show for him. Because, like, no shame in your preferences, but, like, you're not giving these ladies a shot.
Susie
Right.
Allison Williams
Also, like, know your show, know your audience. I was like, this is just a sign of a level of, like, he's not thinking about us, the fans, when he said these things. And that is indicative of certain kind of season that it's going to Be.
Natalie
Susie recently went to a, like, brunch with all the golden women.
Susie
I have to share a clip with you guys, if that's okay.
Allison Williams
Are you What?
Susie
Of course it's a little inappropriate, so I hope you're ready, love.
Allison Williams
I don't know if you're familiar with my work, but perfect. Just as someone's motorboated my butt on television.
Annie
So let's.
Susie
Oh, you're gonna love this. So I was going around asking everybody, where's the craziest place you've had sex? And I got some really exciting answers. Some was like the 40 line.
Nick
40 yard.
Susie
40 yard dash line, whatever. 40 yard. Yes, that of football. I don't know. I guess it was just like, not quite. Yeah, but they did it there. A bathroom. One of the Goldens had joined the mile high club. And an airplane. And then we got like, a really fun answer I want to share with you guys.
Allison Williams
I hope it's Kathy.
Nick
Who's this Peg. Of course it is.
Natalie
What's the craziest place you've had sex?
Katie
In the butt.
Nick
And she opted in. You said, I'm in where you're at location.
Mary
Like, I'm not trying to get that personal with you. I'm so sorry.
Susie
I didn't mean to, like, shout out that.
Nick
She's like the ear.
Natalie
Yeah.
Allison Williams
Answer the question you wanted to be asked. Question you're asked. That's interview 101.
Mary
In the butt.
Nick
Yes.
Susie
So funny. She's the firefighter. She has been like, comedic relief this season. She definitely keeps it interesting.
Allison Williams
So do they have chemistry? Does she stand a chance or she's just sticking around? She's funny.
Susie
No.
Mary
You know what?
Susie
But that might be why they have.
Allison Williams
Chemistry, like, for the show. Like, she's good itm.
Susie
And no, I think that he really digs her. And that's. That's been the vibe I got. But how old is she? You can never tell. I don't. You know what? That's a good question.
Nick
I don't know.
Susie
She looks fat, though.
Natalie
In the butt.
Allison Williams
In the butt immediately.
Susie
Yeah. So iconic.
Nick
What else are you watching these days? Are you watching Salt Lake City? Is that.
Mary
Yeah.
Nick
Is that accurate?
Allison Williams
I just did watch what happens live with Meredith who. Audible gasps. Audible. Yeah. Not to brag. We text like, ooh, I can retire. I think I'm so sick about what. As my voice is coming back, I actually occasionally sound like Angie K to me. To myself a little bit. English wise.
Nick
You know what? Honestly? Yeah, I hear.
Allison Williams
Yeah. Iconic, by the way. Also for the record. Okay, so Sorry. I got, like, flustered because you brought up Salt Lake City. You invoked the city, Salt Lake City. And I lost control of myself. I started watching the show because I filmed a movie in Salt Lake earlier this year. Or no, what month is it? Yes, earlier this year. And so I was like, just culturally speaking, I should do my research about where I'm gonna be. I, like, destroyed secret lives of Mormon wives. Then I was like, what? What next? And I watched, like, Salt Lake City from season one, Real Housewives. And I've known Andy Cohen for a really long time, like, since I was, like, 22. So 15. 15 years and maybe younger than that. And I have never watched a Bravo show of his.
Natalie
Really?
Allison Williams
That whole time we've been on vacations together, I've had this man captive on a boat with me for, like, days at a time. And I could have been peppering him questions. The irony that I'm only now discovering.
Natalie
Like, he's become so many years.
Allison Williams
I was like, andy, you're getting more famous to me, like, by the day. Like, I'm gonna stop being able to talk to you about these shows. So anyway, I went through Salt Lake, and I was like, this is some of the. The best television of all time. Breaking Bad, Real Housewives, Salt Lake City, Mad Men s, The Wire. I was, like, blown away. So then I did. Then I did a little Survivor, which I never watched, but I did, like, a Survivor binge. A couple selected seasons, which I got really into. I also wanted to know, like, the Parvati origin. She's. She fascinates me. And Boston Rob. And then I went to. I was reading a bunch of stuff, stuff about this fellow named Jax. And I was like, who is this Jax Taylor that everyone keeps writing about? And I was like, oh, they keep mentioning a show called the Valley. Let me watch the Valley. So I watched the Valley, and then I was like, what? This is a person in culture that has allowed been allowed to exist in culture. And I was like, I need to know how he came to be, and how long have we known that he is like this? And we let him be here. So I started Vanderpump, episode one season, killed the whole thing, redid the Valley with all my context. And I was like, oh, my God, Dodie.
Susie
So I, like, knew everything.
Allison Williams
And then Sheena shows up. Sheena, Lala, I know you now.
Susie
You're my friends.
Justin
Wow.
Allison Williams
And then now, per Andy's suggestion, because when I finished Vanderpump, I was like, what do I do? And he was like, new York, season one Go. Yeah, they are in Morocco in season four. Scary island just happened.
Natalie
You're in the thick of it. Yeah.
Allison Williams
Ramona is behaving weirdly, but that will be true for every season of the show. I think, like, watching Vanderpump from the beginning and having remembered, like, the headlines of Scandal, but not having been a watcher of the show, I was like, every time he and Raquel. Sorry, Rachel. Were in the same space, I was.
Natalie
Like, the fact that the headlines didn't even get you to watch.
Allison Williams
Isn't that weird? That is weird. I was like, I must educate myself on what happened because it's geopolitically important for a moment.
Nick
It was.
Allison Williams
It really was.
Susie
It was.
Allison Williams
And then when Ariana started hosting Love island, which I've watched from the first season in the uk, I was like, who was. Who is this fabulous, beautiful person? Where did you come from? And even that didn't get me to watch it. But I'm busy, you know, it's like, all these Love Islands, all these traitors, all these tests, all the. Like, I watch what's playing while I do everything in my life that doesn't require my full brain.
Natalie
I'm so glad that you had time to come here.
Allison Williams
Honestly. It's a brief break from New York. I will go right back to watching the show.
Nick
If traitors, like, elevated to the point where it was casting actors and musicians and not just your reality tv, TV folk, would you ever be tempted to. To do it?
Allison Williams
First of all, I hope they never do that, because we will ruin it really fast. You think? Yes, because you're too publicisty. I say that with love for my own kind, but, like, you guys are doing a craft like, that is fundamentally different and really hard. And to be a version of yourself that is, like, has a protective Persona layer to it, but is also authentically you for so many hours on television is so much harder than anyone can possibly know. We're not ready. We can't. We're not capable of it. I'm serious. It wouldn't be good television. We would just be. We wouldn't take any risks. We don't have an internal sense of, like, how to create storylines. I mean, other than the people in pop culture who have been adjacent to reality tv. Like, think about who makes headlines. Like, yeah, I spend my. I do everything I can to avoid making a headline.
Nick
Okay?
Allison Williams
We're just, like, allergic to it. If I had to, like, generate my own storyline, I would just be at a loss. It would go against all my instincts. So I don't think it's a good idea. I want Mary Cosby in the turret so badly. I can't. She already dresses like she's filming the traitors. She dresses. Her clothing is so Scotland coated.
Annie
So true.
Allison Williams
She needs to be up there. I need to. She would never wear the hood, but it's fine.
Natalie
I need her. Yeah. Around the round table, like, arguing with people about why she's not a traitor.
Allison Williams
I want to know how she feels about peacocks. Like, I was hoping, by the way, that episode of Salt Lake was so, so traitor. I was like, this feels like a crossover already. It's making me easier for me to imagine Mary there. Would you do it?
Nick
Yeah, I want to do it. I've been asked every season. Couldn't cause a schedule. Last season, I said yes, temporarily. Then we got the Age of Attraction opportunity, and it was. It overlapped. Yeah. Someday. It is tough. I mean, I said yes, but then it was like, I don't. I'm not that interested in being away from river for, like, three weeks.
Allison Williams
It does feel long. Everyone falls apart by the end for that reason.
Nick
You know, the most has been without her was like, three days.
Allison Williams
Could you guys not go and stay in the. Cause they don't stay in that house. They stay in a hotel.
Susie
Right.
Allison Williams
Could you go maybe?
Nick
But, like, you know, they didn't ask the first season.
Allison Williams
Okay.
Nick
The second season, they asked and I said no. This is before Natty was, like, part of the show, and I was like, I'm. I can too. Like, I can't leave the show. You know, we're like a daily show. And then I said yes when I did, because I was like, oh, my wife's got this. You know, like, she. I can. Yeah.
Natalie
Everyone in the comments are like, no.
Nick
So I'm like, I could peace out for a couple weeks. So, like, feasible. Yeah, it's feasible. So. But if she came with, you know, that changes. It'd be tough. So someday. Someday I'll have the opportunity.
Allison Williams
If you were on the show to do that, would you be on the show? There was a couple in one of the seasons and maybe New Zealand.
Natalie
I think they did it together.
Allison Williams
Yeah. I wouldn't tell anyone, though. It was very stupid, strategically.
Nick
Yeah.
Natalie
That doesn't make any sense. Like Alarsa and Michael.
Nick
My dream for Natalie is to get her on Dancing with the Stars.
Allison Williams
Let's put it out there.
Susie
That would be iconic.
Natalie
You know anyone?
Allison Williams
I don't know if I'm like, do I know anyone I know? Yeah, it's just. It's in your. It's in your control. Would you want to do it as well?
Natalie
I think I would, yeah. I mean, I. I think I would. I'd want to do anything anyone offered. Like, hey, I want to do only fans, please.
Allison Williams
Anything anyone's offered sponsorship.
Susie
Do you have a dance background?
Natalie
I don't have a dance background, no.
Susie
I feel like you'd be good though, because you give off that I have.
Natalie
A TikTok dance background.
Allison Williams
Honestly, I have never and could never and cannot and can't figure out how to do it. The way you guys dance. Like you don't care, but it's perfect. Is so something I'm just not never going to be capable of. I'm too much of a try hard. I'm a try hard type. But you're also a tick tock genius. What are you even talking about? But that kind of, like casual dancing where it's still like perfect.
Nick
Flowy.
Allison Williams
Yeah. You look bored. Like, I've never been able to, like, look bored. Like, I'm just not bored ever. Like, I can't muster that level of cool.
Susie
I'm really locked in.
Nick
Yeah.
Natalie
It's so impressive.
Allison Williams
Even like Whitney from Mormon Wives. Like, I would never assume that she can pull that off because she also cares. Like, she's a headband wearer, but she can do it.
Susie
I don't know.
Allison Williams
I'm in awe. I'm so impressed.
Justin
Yeah.
Natalie
Are you watching Dancing the Stars?
Allison Williams
I've never watched Dancing with Stars.
Susie
Really? It's really fun to get into.
Natalie
It is fun. I mean, the clips, you know, watch clips. Are you.
Susie
Are you in town, though? Like, you should go tomorrow when they film. You should go in person.
Allison Williams
Oh, the New York.
Nick
It's a marathon.
Allison Williams
In person.
Susie
It's really fun.
Nick
The show, the tape, the live show.
Allison Williams
I'm sure they all.
Nick
We try to go once a season possibly to, like, you know, say hi to old friends, but it's a bit of a marathon.
Allison Williams
Do you. They seat everyone that's recognizable in one place. I'm guessing it's certainly a front row.
Natalie
Do you have to wait for the.
Allison Williams
Full taping or can you sneak in and out?
Natalie
No, you have to stay for the full taping.
Nick
I mean, I guess if you left.
Natalie
But when we were there last week, it was dedication night and they had Elaine Hendricks, right. Dancing with Chanttrap with Lisa. Dennis Quaid and Dennis Quaid. And they danced everlasting love. It was very parent trap coded and was very nostalgic.
Allison Williams
Struggling to handle this, but I. I know, I'm sorry.
Mary
I did not.
Natalie
I didn't. Yeah, it was my fault. I didn't.
Annie
I actually have one silly question for you.
Allison Williams
Oh, my God. I was hoping you would ask me something.
Susie
She had a whole game ready staring.
Allison Williams
At you longingly across the room.
Annie
Well, you guys were having a really nice conversation. I didn't want to interrupt, but who do you think would win in a fight? Megan or Angie Katanevas?
Nick
Oh, my God.
Allison Williams
Great question.
Natalie
I love that you're thinking really hard about this.
Mary
Really hard.
Allison Williams
Yeah, I'm stuck on their hair right now.
Nick
For her heart or her business?
Allison Williams
Listen, Soup man black cards. Did she say Megan wins in any setup? Because she is the Internet and like, it's not a fair fight, but Angie is a. A worthy foe. I'm just saying.
Nick
Yeah.
Annie
What about Nick? Do you think Megan.
Allison Williams
Nick versus Megan? Yeah, I thought you were like, Nick versus.
Nick
I'll let her have it.
Allison Williams
No, I know. No offense. I know she would win that. Megan just wins in any. Like, she even v. Annabelle. Like, she just. She has Chucky. Yeah, Chucky. Like a problematic man.
Nick
Jack Sailor.
Allison Williams
Let's just say Chucky and Jack Sailor don't have. They have some.
Nick
They're never in the same room.
Natalie
They're never in the same room.
Allison Williams
Yeah, Megan's. She's pretty unstoppable. You guys, I don't want this. And I had questions for you guys. Oh, well, I. Maybe can I invite myself back?
Nick
Whenever you want.
Allison Williams
My voice will sound better.
Natalie
I kind of like it like this.
Allison Williams
Should I keep it?
Nick
Yeah.
Allison Williams
Should I just make sure I yell as much as Angie K. Yells for your hot days like this?
Nick
They should press preference by letting people know you have a bit of a.
Allison Williams
Cold rather than it's not even a cold. I would not do that to you guys. Because you're already sexy voice. No, it's just. I feel like 100 healthy. I just have this voice during a press tour, which is the coolest thing my body's ever done to me. It's crazy. Yeah.
Natalie
Well, regretting you is out in theaters on Friday. Everyone can see it. Check it out. I'm so excited.
Nick
Thanks for coming. Thank you.
Allison Williams
Thank you for having me. You guys, like, you've entertained me for so many hours of my life. I'm so grateful.
Nick
Well, anytime you're on a press tour or when you're not on press tour.
Allison Williams
Literally will just like come by.
Nick
Come. Come do like a episode with me one day. Do you ever let the ask Nick episodes where we give dating advice to people obsessed with them come via special guests. We had Dylan Efron do it.
Allison Williams
I know.
Nick
Yeah.
Mary
The.
Allison Williams
The sleuthiest sleuth.
Nick
All right, well, you promise?
Allison Williams
I swear to God.
Mary
Okay.
Allison Williams
Love it.
Nick
Allison Williams, everybody.
Natalie
Alison Williams.
Allison Williams
Thank you, guys.
Nick
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Natalie
What die for her, honestly.
Nick
Yeah. And we love a fan meeting.
Natalie
We love meeting a fan.
Mary
I loved her.
Annie
That was really fun.
Natalie
It's like when people are like, I love supporting small creators when they're the first comment.
Nick
When it's in Allison Williams, I'm always like, why do you listen to our show?
Susie
You already have everything figured out and like you're just iconic and you know everything.
Natalie
Iconic.
Susie
Yeah, truly.
Natalie
Wow.
Susie
That was cool.
Nick
That was flattering.
Justin
That was fun.
Annie
Did Allison Williams know who I don't know. I can't tell you. Yeah.
Mary
Yes, she did.
Nick
She clearly listened to our show.
Susie
She literally.
Nick
She was a fan.
Susie
Yes.
Natalie
To ask her a question.
Susie
She's like, I've been looking at you this whole time.
Annie
I was nervous.
Mary
Me too.
Susie
I got nervous as soon as she.
Annie
That's Marnie Michaels.
Natalie
That's really, literally.
Annie
That was cool.
Nick
Well, that will wrap up this episode of Reality Recap. Thank you to our guest, Allison Williams. Be sure to check out her movie which is out on Friday. Regretting you. I know all you ladies. Bring your man that will want to watch it. It's honestly, I saw it. It's great. It's a tear jerker.
Susie
Yeah, it's good stuff.
Allison Williams
He feels a lot.
Natalie
Yeah.
Nick
Don't forget to tune in. Tomorrow's Going Deeper. Brooke Schofield is our guest and it's definitely an episode you are not going to want to miss. Especially if you have been a fan of hers and the canceled podcast. It is definitely a real true blue. Going Deeper. That's tomorrow. Don't forget to check us out on Friday. And again, don't forget to all you potential daters out there, if you're interested in being matched with potentially the love of your life and having that being filmed, check out our Instagram or our website to fill out our casting call. Who knows, could could change your life. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Hey guys, if you love what you listen to, make sure you hit that subscribe button below. Thanks for listening. We'll see you next time. Morning, Zoe. Got donuts.
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Oh no, I'm not really prepared.
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Episode E1019 | October 21, 2025
In this Reality Recap edition, Nick Viall and his “Household” (Natalie Joy, Susie, Mary, Annie, Justin, and Katie) deliver robust commentary about pop culture happenings, reality TV mayhem, and relationship hot takes. This week’s special guest, actor and fellow reality TV obsessive Allison Williams, joins for a candid, hilarious deep-dive into everything from “The Bachelor” to Bravo dramas, parenting confessions, and her new film “Regretting You.” The episode is a lively mix of recaps, hot take voicemails, group debate, and a rare look at Allison Williams as a true pop culture superfan.
“I’m one of those people old enough I don’t remember my childhood. You know those Christmas movies where the humbug character, and then he flashes back to when he was a kid and had a heart? That’s me.” (10:17 – Nick)
“There was something about these elusive, gorgeous creatures… Now it feels like, ‘Here’s Gigi Hadid.’ The mystery's gone.” (17:23 – Mary)
Voicemail hot takes spark lively debate:
Love Is Blind: “Realistic” Because It Shows Politics?
RHOBH Needs a New Cast?
RHOM & RHOC: Gertie and Gretchen Called Out
Miami, OC, and Salt Lake City get the panel’s signature fast-paced, punchline-laden recaps:
[Starts 63:13]
“The thing about Victoria’s Secret Angels that was so amazing was you never really heard them talk…they had this mystery. Now it’s like, ‘Oh, there’s Gigi Hadid.’”
— Mary (17:23)
“To be a great Housewife, you have to be a self-centered egomaniac, a little narcissistic. That's hard for someone like Gertie because she's at her core a great person.”
— Nick (38:28)
"Salt Lake is some of the best TV of all time—Breaking Bad, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Mad Men, The Wire."
— Allison Williams (87:42)
“I hope they never cast actors [on Traitors]—we’re not ready, we’d ruin it. Reality TV people know how to create storylines, I do everything to avoid a headline!”
— Allison Williams (90:24)
“I think maybe one of the best compliments a man could get is curiosity about your smell.”
— Nick (71:46)
This episode is a must-listen for anyone who loves reality TV, pop culture hot takes, and hearing celebrities as true fans. With an energetic blend of recaps, group chemistry, and Allison Williams’ candid confessions, you get insight into the world behind “The Bachelor,” Bravo franchises, and more. The playful parenting stories and open debates balance the pop culture frenzy, with Allison holding her own as a superfan among superfans. Her breakdowns of reality TV strategy, observations on casting, and even her take on Scott Eastwood’s “smell” show a side you may never have seen.
Whether you’re here for dating advice, TV gossip, or a dose of relatable parenting humor—the Reality Recap is as hot, sharp, and entertaining as ever.