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Linus
The missing child is Lucia Blix, 9 years old. Please let her come back home safely. Thursdays, the kidnappers plundered meticulously. If money is what it takes to.
Luke
Get her back, we're gonna pay it.
Linus
The secrets they hide. You can't talk about this. You can't write about it. Are the clues. The mother's hiding something.
Dan
I know it.
Linus
To find her, tell me where she is. The stolen girl. New episodes Thursdays stream on Hulu. What's up, everyone? Welcome to the WAN show. We've got a great show lined up for you this week because how can Google unilaterally remove my video about ad blockers, but then run ads on YouTube for ad blockers? This does not make sense. This is Chewbacca. Chewbacca lives on kashyyyk. He does not make sense. Also, he makes credits in the news. This week, Intel's having a bit of a classic Coke moment where the new Intel CPU is not nearly as beloved as the old Intel CPU that overheats and dies, which is hard to deal with. What else we got this week? Mr. Luke Oblivion. Oh, my God. Really?
Dan
Oblivion happened. It was remastered. Bethesda released it. There's more to talk about other than that. But oh, my. Oh, my goodness, everyone knew that was gonna be a topic of mine. I blew the only one that I had for sure. And other than that, I don't know, they all kind of suck. Discord CEO is stepping down.
Linus
Whole load blown. Because it's like, you know, that reference and also Oblivion with the long loading times. Oh, loading simulator. Oblivion.
Dan
The loading times are pretty good. Now.
Linus
The show is brought to you today by Vessi, Squarespace and Notion. And of course, as usual, our rap partner, dBrand, our laptop partner, Dell, and our chair partner, Secret Lab. Let's talk about this. Google is apparently completely cool with adblock advertising on YouTube.
Dan
Are they cool with it or was it just there?
Linus
So there's a difference. You know how when there's like an inflammatory thing that you're reporting on?
Dan
Yes.
Linus
Whether you cosplay as a journalist or not, you sort of just have a moral, you might say, obligation to reach out and get the other side of the story.
Dan
So did we do so?
Linus
Because that's just kind of basic human decency. I reached out to Google, asking, yo, what's the deal with all of these ads that I'm getting for this service called Pie? So this is. This is PI ad block, which, I don't know, is maybe going to get the Wan show freaking TakedOwned by YouTube. Because you might remember this. Recently, we did a video, part 2 of De Google your life, where we talked. Yes. About the boogeyman ad block and how to use it on YouTube. Okay. So I'm. I'm showing this right now, but the only reason I'm aware of Pie Luke is because I keep getting fed ads for it on YouTube and talking to some of the other writers here. They've been apparently getting a lot of ads for PI as well. So let me. Let me. You know what? I'll actually read the document that our writing team so graciously prepared for us. Do you recognize these people? Sorry, what is this? Ah, yes. Okay. Mr. Jordan Block went and look at all this work he did for us. Boom. He's got the people's inter kit. Yeah, here we go. The people's Internet. Okay, so do you recognize any of these ads? These are all ads for pie.
Dan
No.
Linus
Okay, Well, I bet you guys do so far.
Dan
Still no.
Linus
Only thing I see is I have YouTube Premium, for crying out loud.
Dan
Yeah, I have YouTube Premium. I don't.
Linus
Well, I don't have YouTube Premium on my work.
Dan
Are these the people that read ads for everything? Is that the point?
Linus
Well, those are just like. Those are the. Like the ads for it. Those are the thumbnails for Google.
Dan
How would I recognize the people, though?
Linus
Because they're in the ads for the. They're in the ads for pie.
Dan
Oh, so it's basically asking if I've seen the ad before.
Linus
Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking if you've seen the ad before.
Dan
No.
Linus
Well, whatever, Honey Co founder Ryan Hudson is back with a new project, the PIE ad blocker, which seems to be advertising absolutely everywhere recently, including on YouTube. Google's Ad Transparency site shows that Pie has approximately 40 different text ads and 800 different video ads active in Google Ads. When we checked earlier today, 800 Pie says that you can block ads and get paid. Although the PI FAQ seems mostly concerned with distancing themselves from Honey slash PayPal. This discovery on my part comes just seven months after Google unilaterally removed our de Google Your Life Part 2 video for violating YouTube's community guidelines as potentially harmful or dangerous content, which, it turns out, translates to telling people how to block ads on YouTube. So I reached out to YouTube and by my standards, very politely asked, what the is this? I was a little frustrated by the experience, to say the least. I basically said, hey, so what's the deal with this? Like, what. What. What is the policy distinction between me posting a video, talking about ad blocking on, on YouTube versus an advertiser paying for positioning for their ad blocker on YouTube. And they basically went, oh, well, I don't know, you'll have to get me the, the, the, the ad ID of that ad. And I'm kind of sitting here going, well, what does that even mean? Why does it, why does it matter? Why do you need the ID of the spit? Like it felt like I was just being asked to jump through a completely unnecessary hoop. This is an ad for an ad blocker. So they have a domain. Presumably you Google the entity have an ad service that knows what the domain an ad that people click on goes to. Find one that goes to that domain and let me know. Right. Am I missing something here?
Dan
No.
Linus
If it, if it goes to this ad blocker, just find anyone. I don't care. It doesn't have to be the exact one. Why does this irrelevant detail Anyway, we jumped through the hoop. Uh, Jordan very helpfully found me an id. And also you can see, got that, that helpful little link that shows how many of these flipping video ads they have running right now, which Google could have easily done. They could have just gone and found that list and then shown me, responded via about any one of them, basically. So I, so I sent that over to them and they're kind of like, oh, well, Google's divisions have a lot of separation. So ads have a different set of policies compared to YouTube videos. And there is currently no policy against advertising an ad blocker, even though that ad blocker appears as content on YouTube.
Dan
What if, what if, what if, what if you buy ads for the deagle Google fi your life video?
Linus
Apparently, apparently that's kosher. What?
Dan
So making people watch it, it's more okay than having it be optional if the content is bad. It's more okay if you make people watch it than if you make it optional for them to watch. That's what is being communicated to me personally. That's what I'm taking from this.
Linus
And yeah, yeah, yeah. Katos points out that ads on YouTube videos. Ads on YouTube are videos on the platform, like in terms of how they work on the back end. So you 100% can upload a video to YouTube that contains instructions for ad blocking as long as you do an ad buy against.
Dan
I Wonder what other YouTube rules you can break. Like how far can you take that? Because there's a lot of things that I could think in Google Ads that are against YouTube terms of service.
Linus
Chewy. Our community, our community coordinate. I don't know what the heck his job title is. But whatever, he's cool. He says in chat, if you stop paying for the video to be shown as an ad, will it then get struck down? I don't know.
Dan
It's a good question.
Linus
I don't know.
Dan
I feel like no, but it's a good question.
Linus
I just. Look, I feel like this is one of those times when people are gonna find some, try to find some. Gotcha. So let me clarify my stance. I don't use ad blockers. That is a personal choice that I've made because I am a content creator. And it would feel pretty hypocritical of me to use ad blockers when I am both aware of and educate people on the impact that it has on content creators. I do not and have never said never use an ad blocker. You fucking monster. Horrible people. I have never said that. That has never happened. If you think it happened, you imagined it, or someone lied to you and told you that it happens. That is the only.
Dan
You said it to me behind the scenes.
Linus
That is the only way that those things could have been an experience that you had. We have explicitly provided instructions on ad blocking before on our channel. We've done a video on pie hole. We have the de Google your life video. We've discussed our histories as pirates before. We could afford to buy things extensively on the WAN show. So no, the big controversy is I said adblocks piracy because it is. And some people got butthurt that. That, that's pretty much what it boils down to. But I never said don't do piracy. I never said put away your eye patch and your tricorn hat. I just said, well, it's a form of piracy. You're circumventing the payment on the platform, therefore piracy. Kind of simple. It's actually really simple. So I'm not upset that Google is promoting ad blockers on a platform where I rely on ads. What I'm upset about is the hypocrisy that we are seeing from. And I get, I get it. Companies have silos, you know, they'll have different policies, they'll have different teams. There's all these, there's all these factors that I think people who have never worked for a larger company don't consider. It is not surprising to me that this happened. What is surprising to me though is now that it's been flagged, that it is not just, oh, duh, obvious that this should not be. Because if your policy is that because of user safety, potentially harmful or dangerous content, that My video showing people how to block ads on YouTube was removed. Not just. They contacted me and we had a conversation and we agreed to take it down. No removed. And then they contacted me. Actually, I think I read about it on Reddit first. I don't. I don't actually remember. The point is they just ripped the video down, so that's what happens there. But if you're running it as an ad. Well, I don't know. It's a different team. I don't know what. That doesn't make any sense. But hey, they had a good earnings call there. They're up how many points? I can't remember. We've got a couple other points here. It wasn't long ago, 2023, that Google sponsored a conference for ad block developers, and at least five Google employees gave presentations. At the same time that YouTube was getting more aggressive in dealing with ad blocking. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me that much. Unique username says not to be that guy Linus, but I don't think anyone ever used the word piracy for what you described. So at least some confusion is warranted, imo. I'm sorry, I just actually don't think it's that complicated. Yeah, it's circumvention of payment for the digital product.
Dan
Personal gain, right?
Linus
Like, that's what we call it. We don't call it theft because if you don't remove it or whatever, you know, whatever the rationalization is, right? Like if you don't actually remove it from the possession of the person who has it, then it can't be theft. I'm like, sure, okay. Like, it doesn't matter. It's all, it's all semantics, right? Like, that's the whole point, is that they. Someone has a thing, they set a price for it. You decided no and you took it anyway. So you call it whatever you want, right? But the point is that it is functionally the same thing. But is it really not the point today? Because I just don't care. I just don't care. You do whatever works for you. And if you have like a super guilty conscience or whatever, and it makes you like really mad when someone calls you out and is like, that's what you're doing. That's your thing. You go deal with that. You talk to your therapist about it, you talk to your mom about it, you talk to your friends about it.
Dan
Or just don't care, or just don't.
Linus
Care, or go on team you while you still can and order a tricorn hat and an eyepatch that's also an option.
Dan
Yeah. I think a lot of people are dusting them off right now. Oh, I'm big time, dude.
Linus
Did Netflix just raise pricing again?
Dan
I didn't. I feel like that is a statement.
Linus
I could say that anytime.
Dan
A question and answer. That is permanently true. Yeah.
Linus
We should.
Dan
I. Okay. I sent you this.
Linus
You should have an LTT eye patch.
Dan
It's a pretty good idea.
Linus
That's actually a really good idea. Dan, can you send it to the team?
Luke
Yes.
Linus
And try corn hat. And then you get. If it's a combo, then you get them at a lower price. And if you steal them from us, you get it for free, Which, I mean, is sort of.
Dan
That's kind of how that works.
Linus
That kind of goes without saying.
Dan
A group that did a price increase in a way that I think was really cool recently and I sent to you was Dropout. Remember that?
Linus
Yes, Dropout.
Dan
Why is my thing not working? Oh, it's Dropout TV. I was doing dropout.com. anyways, they had a video on it, and you can tell they did something right here. When the video on them increasing their pricing was, like, very well liked. And the comments are really positive.
Linus
Yeah, it was like one minute long.
Dan
Find was really short. Drop out.
Linus
Basically, they were just like, yeah, we're increasing pricing, but it's only for new people.
Dan
Here we go. Price change warning.
Linus
2 minutes at 1.75. So it probably took me a minute.
Dan
Yeah, it's. It's so short. Vlogbrothers responded with, just charge me more dork. And people liked it. This comment, you know when you have something special, when an announcement that you're raising your price has an overwhelmingly positive comment section, and it's legit, and it's because they did it in a cool way.
Linus
Well, they didn't even do it in a cool way. They just did it the way it should be done. Everyone else sucks.
Dan
Yeah, I think it was. Yeah. It goes up for new customers and it goes up for returning customers. So if you canceled and are coming back, it went up as well.
Linus
I will do you one better. Our returning customers keep their existing pricing, but we might have to change that at some point. That probably doesn't make sense forever, because.
Dan
What if someone's returning from 2017?
Linus
Yeah. Are they really a returning customer? I think the way that YouTube defines a new viewer to the channel is 90. It's either 90 days or 30 days or something like that.
Dan
I wouldn't mind having a buffer. That seems reasonable.
Linus
I think a little buffer Might be reasonable, but I think if someone's coming back after a year or whatever, they can just. Clearly, they're doing the thing where they buy for one month, download everything, then cancel, and then watch it, and that's fine, but then they can pay.
Dan
You can pay full price.
Linus
They can pay a couple dollars more.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
It's not going to kill them.
Dan
I just wanted to point out because, like, again, we talk about how there's a lot of negative, so.
Linus
Okay, hold on, hold on.
Dan
It was three weeks ago, but I thought it was cool.
Linus
Okay. Deep Blue 7. I use ad blockers because I don't want to pay for the content. I don't.
Dan
Oh.
Linus
I don't use ad blockers because I don't want to pay for the content. I use them because I don't want companies to track me. And there's, like, a whole bunch more about why you use them. I'm not judging. Again, I can't make this clear enough.
Dan
At no point in time, we have.
Linus
Literally made videos on how to do what you're doing, and we've helped you about the benefits.
Dan
We will probably continue helping you.
Linus
We will. We will. We're talking about it right now. We're talking about it right now. I am mad because my video on de Googling your life, which included how to run ad blockers on YouTube, was taken down.
Dan
We're very annoyed that we weren't able to give you the info on how to block ads.
Linus
Don't interpret this the wrong way. I choose not to use them. That's a personal choice. You choose to use them for whatever reason you like, and that is your personal choice.
Dan
That's a legit reason.
Linus
And it's piracy, and I don't care. And you shouldn't care either if you don't care. Yeah, that's it. That's all. It's okay. It's okay. You know what? You don't need to talk to your therapist about it anymore. I will be that for you. We're gonna take whatever parasocial relationship we had and just. And we're gonna go like this. We're gonna turn it up to 11.
Dan
Oh, man.
Linus
All right. Our discussion question on this topic is, why didn't you warn us about PI? Linus?
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Why didn't I?
Dan
Why didn't you?
Linus
Why didn't I?
Dan
Honestly. Disappointed.
Linus
I don't click on ad, so I don't. I didn't know what it was. I just. I just could tell that it was an ad blocker. So I call. I basically got mad at YouTube.
Dan
I was super sus. Because this is the first time I've ever heard of this.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
And they say, get paid. And I was immediately like, oh, what's going on? So they say browse. You got to read the whole line. Browse ad free ad free with PI, ad block. And earn cash rewards for the ads you choose to see. I read some Reddit threads real quick and stuff.
Linus
Isn't this just brave?
Dan
I think it's kind of like distributed brave. I think.
Linus
Okay.
Dan
Put it on other browsers. I found this interesting. Featured by Google. Verified by Google.
Linus
Can you. Okay. Go. Go to the actual Chrome store, though. Is it actually don't link. That looks like an image. I don't think that's even. I don't think that even pulls like from the API or anything.
Dan
I did not play store.
Linus
That looks fake.
Dan
What am I doing?
Linus
What are you doing?
Dan
It's right here, though. It found it. Anyways, good job, Google. It didn't say featured on, but it does have a lot of rating.
Linus
That number of ratings though.
Dan
Yeah, they have a good record. I thought this was interesting. They flagged themselves as a non trader. I don't know if that's legitimate.
Linus
A trader. What's a trader?
Dan
So I had to do a bunch of research on this a while back because we had to flag Floatplane as a trader. But I think that's because we receive payment. They don't receive payment. But if they are sending payment, I feel like they would still be a trader. And I feel like they're trying to get away from this because it notes on the end there.
Linus
What if they're sending payment but they're not sending any to Russia or China? Are they still a trader?
Dan
Yeah, definitely. Yeah. T R A D E R To be clear. And it says for consumers in the European Union, please note that consumer rights do not apply to contracts between you.
Linus
And this developer chat knows what I want. Where's my ding?
Luke
Oh.
Linus
I'm like conditioned now. I'm. I'm the dog. I get it.
Dan
You need your.
Linus
I need my ding.
Dan
Yeah.
Luke
Sorry I missed it, Mr. Joke.
Dan
I didn't even think it was really like a joke.
Luke
I wasn't listening.
Dan
You're playing on the word trader. Yeah, but it was just like, that's classic ding.
Linus
That's classic ding.
Luke
Classic ding.
Linus
Classic ding.
Luke
You get a makeup ding.
Linus
Dan knows you get a makeup ding. Let's go.
Luke
Yeah.
Linus
Oh, that feels good.
Luke
I'm sorry.
Linus
That feels good.
Luke
I took that from you.
Dan
Okay.
Linus
What are we supposed to be talking About? What are you even talking about? Oh, traders, right. Trader. Trader Joe.
Dan
Sorry, dad. Say, I'm sorry I took that from you. It was way too funny. Oh, God. I took that from you.
Luke
I took it from you.
Dan
Okay. Sorry. Oh, man. Extremely normal employee boss interactions.
Linus
Oh, yeah. Jordan says as soon as I started writing this topic, we couldn't get a pie ad to come up no matter what we tried. Is Google watching the WAN doc? Hi, Google. No, probably not, Jordan.
Dan
Probably.
Linus
They just paused their campaign, apparently. I've watched a couple of, like. I've watched a couple of, like, videos that I'm not sure if I was supposed to watch about, like, how bigger organizations who do a lot, like tens of millions of dollars a year of this kind of advertising work and they are, like cycling through creative. They're like cycling through campaigns at a rate that is. Was already back then, like, unfathomable to me. Like the size of the teams that would need to work on this. And now that you can have agents that would do this kind of stuff, I'm sure that it's 10x100x what it was before. It's pretty wild. So probably they just had a campaign paused and they working on changeover or something.
Dan
This is not a topic, but there's a lot of really, really nefarious advertising going on right now, which is undisclosed advertising with fake AI creators talking about, like life change stuff.
Linus
Life change.
Dan
One that I saw, like puberty.
Linus
Are you going through the change? Do you have hair?
Dan
Yeah. Yeah. It's very new in places I haven't had it before. It's a lot.
Linus
Do you want to talk about it?
Dan
That would help. You are the therap. Look at me. Okay. Anyways, the one that I saw was one account that was constantly. It had. It was always women, but they're all different. And it was clearly not like a Stories account. These were clearly just AI generated. And it would talk about how they moved to this new country to get away from whatever. And this current one was like, oh, I moved to. The one that I saw, I think was I moved to Poland, I'm pretty sure, to get away from the Trump administration. And I was happy with all these different things. And I learned that by law you have to have a water filter. And my hair and skin has never felt better. And when I moved out of the place that I was in, I like my water filter so much, I was gonna take it. And then my landlord said, why don't you just look up this brand on Amazon? And I was like, wow, what A good tip. Undisclosed obvious ad at every single post from this one account because no one seems to look into it or care. The comments, by the way, the reason why I'm saying it's so nefarious. The comments, by the way, are all just fighting over political things. Nobody's pointing out this is clearly an AI generated content slop wrapped around.
Linus
Did you click on any of the commenters? Do they seem to be human?
Dan
I didn't click on the commenters, but they were all just fighting about it's, oh, Poland is this way because of whatever, Trump, blah, blah, blah, something, blah, blah, blah, whatever. It was all just political fighting.
Linus
I was reading about how brain rot seems to actually not be a figure of speech. Like, you know how when, when our parents were kids, they said that like, reading fiction was gonna rot your brain. And then when, when the Gen Xers were kids, it was watching TV is gonna rot your brain. And then for us it was video games are gonna rot your brain. But like, no, really, like scrolling through.
Dan
Shorts seems to be very.
Linus
And stories and whatnot seems to actually rot your brain. Like they're, they're, they're measuring very, very different cognitive outcomes for younger kids. I think we talked about this recently, but the, the really remarkable thing, sort of having lived on the Internet for my entire adult life, has been watching the intelligence of humanity go like this and the intelligence of bots go like this. And I feel like we are dangerously close to the meeting point, or maybe even past it, where for certain members.
Dan
Of society, I think we're touching where.
Linus
The best bots, or even a mediocre bot, seems a lot more like a rational human being than a lot of people I encounter online.
Dan
And part of, part of the problem, there needs to be 2x speed on TikTok to double the brain rot. That party that hurts me so much, that causes me physical pain. Part of the problem is that they're all wrapped up in human disguises, I guess. And to have your deception detector running 100% of the time is not a thing most people do.
Linus
They're saying. They're also saying that Gen Z is supposed to be the most gullible generation ever. Ooh, yeah. This is on this on Politico. Basically just talking through how the sources of information that they go to are so full of disinformation that they just have. No, some of them, obviously not all you guys watch the WAN show, so you know what's up. But yeah, well, anyway, the point is.
Dan
Free therapy, let's go.
Linus
But these platforms are so full of disinformation. And the test that they did was apparently it was about 3,000 students. And they showed them footage of like, rioters or not riders, sorry, ballot box stuffers. And we're talking about sort of election fraud and voter fraud. And of the 3,000, three of them correctly identified that the footage was not in fact from America, but it was from Russia. Oh.1%.
Dan
There must have been language in the, in the footage.
Linus
No, no, there wouldn't be because it's just like talking, talking over it.
Dan
Text.
Linus
Oh, I don't know.
Dan
If you show a ballot box, it's got to be like writing on it or a flag or something.
Linus
Anyways, anyway, three of them apparently thought to like reverse look up or Google it or just not take it for granted. I don't know, dude. It's. It's kind of. It's kind of scary. And to be clear, I think that. I think that a lot of our audience. And as much as this is sort of for a really stupid reason, I think a lot of our audience is pretty well trained to look for multiple sources. Because for us, choosing a component for our gaming rig is like, really, really important. And as, as. As many problems as there are, tech coverage is still somewhat okay. Like, I don't think it's. I don't think it's been polarized the same way that political coverage has. There's certain areas where. I think there's a lot of that. I think on like, the Apple versus Android side, things have devolved into the point where you can kind of not even really have a conversation.
Dan
It's not so much that with consoles anymore, it's just depression.
Linus
Yeah, yeah, there's.
Dan
They used to fight, now they're just sad.
Linus
Yeah, so. So I really, I'm not, I'm not necessarily talking about our audience here. I think, I think that. Not. I think that I've seen a lot of evidence over the years that our audience is a cut above the average YouTube, you know, commenter, because I read a lot of comments on our channel, I read a lot of comments on other channels, and I don't know how to say this any more tactfully than I. That I'm about to say it, but, you know, the general population on YouTube is pretty stupid. Right? Whereas there's. Other than a few outliers, it's, It's. It's usually pretty well reasoned discourse on our videos by comparison. And I don't know if you, if you disagree, then by all means insult our audience.
Dan
The only reaction that I had wasn't.
Linus
I'm just their therapist. I'm not their friend.
Dan
Might be better. My reaction is that you're looking at YouTube as a whole, that might be a better reflection of like, society.
Linus
Well, no, I know, that's. That's exactly what I mean.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
That's why I'm saying, like, these, these issues with, you know, a lack of media literacy, you know, not being able. Not being able to tell the difference between, you know, someone with journalism credentials and someone who just claims that they're a journalist every once in a while, but doesn't demonstrate any of the, you know, obvious care and attention to journalistic standards. Right. Like not being able to tell the difference. I think the folks that are over here can probably tell the difference better than the general population.
Dan
Yeah. One thing that I've been wondering about, I've like, actually been thinking of emailing, like, trying to find a university that has a, I don't know, psychologist that might work on something like this and email them and see if they'll get back to me. But I genuinely wonder how much of it is the physical repetition because, you know, how like, people that get addicted to smoking, some of them will need a replacement for the physical act of smoking, not the nicotine. And something that I've been wondering about is all of these apps work the same. Like, it's the infinite scroll concept that you've actually pushed back on in the past, but the infinite scroll concept of like, you know, Facebook works that way, Instagram works that way, Twitter works that way, Threads works that way, TikTok works that way.
Linus
Everything works that way.
Dan
Infinite scroll, dude, you're trying to. Sitting on your phone, you're trying to.
Linus
Get some product information, dude.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
And every website is designed for. You have to scroll, scroll forever to find any information about.
Dan
Genuinely wonder how much of the addiction is just going doing this forever. Well, people that will do this for five hours, which is not that much.
Linus
Of an exaggeration, like, like near idle games where you basically just like click a thing or tap a thing or so.
Dan
Your, your brain is barely functioning and you're doing some form of physical input and people will talk about how you come out of it like in a. In a haze. You don't even remember what you were doing for the last time or whatever. So, like, how much of that is.
Linus
The, the old TV concept of clicking through the channels?
Dan
Like how much of this is literally just you swiping your phone? Because it's, it's weird to me how ubiquitous it is. There isn't any side scrolling one. They're all the same thing. All the apps work the same way. And when you're like, oh, I should get off Instagram and you load up Twitter, then you go do the same thing again. You're not actually escaping because they all act the same way, so they keep self referencing.
Linus
Now what is it about sliding our finger that is lower friction than tapping our finger? And I mean figurative friction, by the way. I want to make this abundantly clear.
Dan
Tinder is not the same.
Linus
We're not saying Tinder's not as popular. We're not saying we're like better than other people. I doom scroll loop, doom scrolls.
Dan
There's doom scrolling.
Linus
We get doom scrolling happens. We get caught in it too. We're just take this for what it is. Two fish caught in the net talking to all the other fish in the net going, how the F did we get in this net? And what the F is up with this?
Dan
I have to keep. I'm very proactive about trying to set up tools to help me avoid it when I can. I will actively, like, if I, if I notice it starts to get bad with a certain app, I'll just remove it from my phone completely for at least a minimum period of time. I try to set up alarms, but sometimes those sock.
Linus
Yeah. And you can. Oh, man. See, I was thinking about this the other night, what the market would be, because it's the, it's the classic XKCD standards strip, right? Like, why do so many standards exist? Because everything else is imperfect and there's so many different standards. We should just have one that's like the one standard to rule them all. And then you just have another standard.
Luke
Right?
Linus
Okay. So I was thinking, like, realistically, the last thing the world needs is another Android skin. But that video on the Light Phone 3 that we did recently, which is like that super basic phone that just does calling and text. You can take pictures and send pictures and that is it. I got like 700,000, 800,000 views or something like that. So there's clearly interest in dumb phones. But what people were really frustrated by with that particular phone was that, like, it's kind of useless. Like, you can't, you can't pay for parking. You can't, you know, use it as a digital wallet. You can't send WI FI messages. So you can't Send messages on WhatsApp or Facebook Messenger. Like, it doesn't run apps. And, and I was thinking, like, if there was a justification for a new Android.
Dan
Oh, My God.
Linus
To exist. What's up? Oh, you got a PI ad when you wanted to look at the. Yeah, okay. There you go. How many users have. I can't remember the video.
Dan
924.
Linus
Yeah. Even more now. So people are clearly interested.
Dan
People care.
Linus
And I was thinking that would be a justification for a new skin of Android or for a new handset maker to make a. Like, a Detox phone, but that actually has basic functionality. So, like, one of the things that you were talking about setting alarms for, like, using apps, and you can do that on basically anything. You can say, like, oh, I want to limit my screen time to one hour of this a day or whatever, but as far as I know, they all just let you click add more.
Dan
Yes. Or dismiss or whatever. And another big problem that I have is this sameness between the apps because you can't. You can't do, like, I'm gonna limit my social apps to this amount of time. So. Okay, what do you do? Like, five minutes. YouTube has scrollable shorts, Instagram has scrollable shorts. TikTok has scrollable shorts.
Linus
And a lot of creators upload to all of them anyway, X has stuff.
Dan
There's so many different things. There's so many different things.
Linus
So much stuff. They've got so much stuff. They're going to need more than 1x pretty soon. 3.
Dan
3. Yeah.
Linus
There we go. So, you know, what about that. You know, what about a phone where you have to have. You literally have to have an accountability buddy who.
Dan
I would love it.
Linus
Who keys in a pin, and when you set it, you actually cannot look at Twitter again that day.
Dan
Amazing.
Linus
You can't.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Period.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Because the only solution for me was literally to remove the apps from my phone.
Dan
Yep. So I did that with Twitter and Twitter's still off my phone. It's been off my phone for quite a while now. But the problem that I have is, like, I'll have a stupid app because one person that I know, that's the only way that they communicate, and then that app probably does other crap as well. And then I'll find myself just, like, accidentally diverted and then, oh, whoa, how long just went by? Then it's like, darn it. So sometimes you can avoid those things more easily, sometimes you can't. It is what it is. But, yeah, it sucks. I really want to figure out, and it would be cool to me if someone made a video on it. I don't know if it makes sense to be an LTT video or not, but, like, what is the theory behind why this stuff is so addictive. I know like humans are generally addicted to information and it's like absolute information overflow to be able to just scroll and there's new stuff all the time. It's why scrolling on the TV was popular back in the day. But I think, I think there's a physical element to it as well with the actual scrolling. I know there's a common perspective that comes up of like, oh, I'll just keep scrolling until I find one more good one. But then what, what, how do you define a good one? So then you end up just scrolling forever. There's like, there's all these little concepts to it but it would be, it would be interesting to, to know because I haven't personally seen addiction is to stimuli, not information. I think ah, I feel like we're gonna get in trouble because we're talking about non tech stuff that we don't know anything about and then people are gonna be like you should have known every single possible fact about this again every time by the way. But I thought it was both but I don't know.
Linus
Cool. Why don't we talk about whatever it is we're supposed to be doing right now?
Luke
What are some announcements?
Linus
Oh, let's do announcements. So I would like to give a massive shout out to our team at MIBC who's been handling the shipment side of the ship storm. They have managed to keep pace with the unbelievable demand that the free shipping on orders over $150 lttstore.com promotion has generated. Shout out those guys. That is why the Shipstorm sale event has been able to be extended. Because our concern, as I explained when we first launched it, was that if we didn't end it after a little over a week, I think was the original time frame, they would be so backlogged that we wouldn't be able to get things over the border before that May, the second deadline when tariffs, I mean at this point, may, may not. They could be this amount, they could be this amount, who knows. But that was the date that we were working off of and the numbers we were working off of indicated that pricing would have to go up quite significantly anyway. We were worried that that would be the last day we'd be able to ship stuff out but they have kept up so incredibly that not only are we extending the ship storm sale event, but we actually have some new things to add to it. The power outlet is apparently what we're calling our B stock. So at the power outlet you can get a great deal on open box and pre owned goods.
Dan
That's a pretty good name.
Linus
We reduce waste. Everyone wins. So we have open box backpacks. You can get a brand new one, but it's missing the box. For 179 USD, no cosmetic wear. You can get a used like new with minor cosmetic wear and used a grade with moderate cosmetic wear. And we've got. Oh, that one's sold out apparently. Oh, okay. All we have left is new boxes. Well, the point is we classic LTT store introduced that deal. Oh boy. Well, hold on. There's got to be more, right? There's. Oh, there's a used backpack between both of you to show off. Well, we should probably get this to the shipment team so that they can put it up for sale because apparently the rest of them are sold out.
Dan
Cool.
Linus
The least expensive tier apparently sold out really fast. Followed by the like like new tier the following day. Y'all blew us away. We still have some new open box ones available, so you can save about 70 bucks on a brand new OG LTC backpack.
Dan
Here's a question.
Linus
Just note that these are OG backpacks with either the old style carabiner zipper or without carabiners and just regular YKK zips. Okay. Sorry, what is that, sir?
Dan
It says boxless, but I'm assuming it's still gonna come in a box.
Linus
I wouldn't assume anything.
Dan
Okay.
Linus
It might come in an envelope. Oh, really big one.
Dan
Wow.
Linus
I don't know.
Dan
I'd be impressed.
Linus
I'm sure it'll get there in one piece. And if it doesn't, good job. We also brought back mystery screwdrivers, but with a twist. Basically, we're moving these screwdrivers so fast we don't have time to pack them. And also we're in a hurry because tariffs because we got to get them out before May 2nd. So we're giving you 20 bucks off if you buy a screwdriver and included standard or noctua bit set without the usual screwdriver box. So that's what makes it mystery. It doesn't have a box. All mystery screwdrivers will ship without a box. Look at that. We don't have time to pack these screwdrivers. Blah, blah, blah. Sales of final will ship without a box. Possible colorways are noctua beige or noctua brown, but it is the same quality screwdriver. Okay, what else we got? Is that. Is that it for. Is that it?
Dan
Big nerd gaming?
Linus
Oh no, we have it.
Dan
Big nerd gaming. Okay, Are you like big nerd gaming?
Linus
If you watched Secret Shopper part one?
Dan
Hilarious.
Linus
We're pretty sure the guy on the phone said beginner gaming, but that's not as much fun as what we thought. He said big nerd game, which is bigger gaming. So we can click here and we can see the design.
Dan
I'm gonna be big nerd gaming.
Linus
Dude. Why is Sarah such a chad? Because this looks awesome.
Dan
It looks great.
Linus
This looks so good. We are ready to go. Well, we're ready to go as soon as we ship these out by June 27th. Yeah. All orders containing this are expected to ship later. This is a print to order shirt, but super, super exciting. I'm super excited. And finally. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Cargo pants are back in stock. Cargo pants are back in stock. Yeah. So that's cool. So we have different waist sizes. We don't have another inseam yet, so. Yeah, just the one, I guess. Yes. I think at some point we do want to add another one, but still.
Dan
Out of luck for me.
Linus
Just waist sizes for now.
Dan
We'll get there.
Linus
Okay.
Dan
I got more shirts. I'm wearing one of my new tall shirts now. I will get pants eventually.
Linus
With so many new deals and items, we've extended free shipping to all orders over $150 until Monday, 10am Pacific Time. This is likely going to be the last time we can extend this promotion since we need to make sure that your orders get shipped out and get over the border on time. Make sure to take advantage of these deals and the free shipping before it's too late, especially if you're in the US you can find it all@lttstore.com great. Great work from the team. They really pulled it together getting some of these items, some of these restocks up on the site.
Dan
The big nerd gaming was a Victor design.
Linus
Was it? Oh, he did a great job.
Dan
Fantastic work.
Linus
Oh, I. I gave credit to the wrong person. It was so good. I thought Sarah did it. Wow. Well, that is a high compliment indeed, Victor.
Dan
It's good stuff.
Linus
You might call yourself victorious.
Dan
That's my ding.
Linus
You stole that from me.
Dan
That's my ding.
Linus
You stole that from me. All right, what are we supposed to be doing now?
Dan
I don't know.
Luke
How about a merch message?
Linus
Sure.
Luke
He's so sad.
Linus
Hi, dlo. I finally should explain what merch messages are.
Luke
Oh, yeah, I don't know what's.
Dan
I pirated your dig.
Linus
No, if you pirated it, I would still have it.
Dan
I privateered your ding.
Linus
No, because I would still have it. You stole it.
Dan
No.
Luke
You wouldn't download a ding.
Linus
Merch. Messages, whatever, just go on the store and in the cart. You can leave a merch message. Producer Dan will get it and he will forward it to me and Luke. Or he will just not. It's quite possible that he just won't. Yeah, you get nuts, but you'll get your order in the mail anyway. All right, all right. Hit me. Sure. Hi, DLL.
Luke
I have finally upgraded my graphics card from a GTX 970 to a 9070 XT. Question. Do you have any tips on an open world game for single player? Best regards from the middle of Sweden. It's 1 Celsius outside 1 C2 and.
Linus
Open world single player game. I mean. Okay, sure, I'll bite. Play Freelancer. It's not gonna. It's not gonna push that hardware. Not gonna push your hardware. But it is a great underrated game.
Dan
That's cool. I like it.
Linus
That completely runs out of gas in the last 10% or so because they clearly ran out of budget. But, boy, is it a hell of a ride up until that point.
Dan
That's sick.
Linus
Super great answer.
Luke
Now we've got some Flow Plane announcements and a couple others.
Linus
And he's going to say, how about Oblivion Remastered? There you go. Was that what you were going to say?
Luke
Morrowind?
Dan
Morrowind? Why not Morrowind Remastered? I don't know. If you haven't played it before, it's still good. Yeah, you could. You could do that. I think Modern, with the updates and stuff, Cyberpunk is pretty sick. Try that out.
Luke
More announcements?
Linus
Oh. Oh, just one. What? No, we can't do more announcements. That's too many announcements. They can't. Announcements are like half the doc. We're just gonna have to come back to announcements later.
Dan
I think we're supposed to do the Flow Plane 1.
Luke
Now we gotta do the Flow Plane 1. We can come back to the rest of them later.
Linus
Fine. If you're a big nerd gamer or a beginner gamer, get yourself an early screening of Secret Shopper Part 2 on floatplane, which I am about to make live right now.
Dan
Why would we do this?
Linus
I'm about to make live.
Dan
No, don't. Don't, don't, don't. It says don't share your screen.
Linus
It does? Linus.
Dan
Sorry.
Linus
Please share your screen.
Dan
What?
Linus
It says to share my screen and set the video to public. Don't read this out loud. I bet you read that out loud. Stop reading these out loud. Look, Luke, you literally can't follow instructions.
Dan
All right, yeah, let's Just do it. Yeah, why not?
Linus
Okay. This was supposed to come out Sunday per our 48 hour early release advertisement. However, Bjorn, the editor, and Plouffe, who owns a monitor, pushed through and delivered it for you guys now.
Dan
Nice.
Linus
So be ahead of the YouTube viewers as they have to wait over 90 hours to watch episode two.
Dan
Why does he want you to share your screen when you do it?
Linus
Why do you want to share your screen when you do things?
Dan
But I.
Linus
Are you concerned about this?
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Up here. Like, why does that matter?
Dan
We've just never shared this. It's probably fine. I've just never thought about it or looked at it. See, Dan, that's what. That's what.
Linus
Here's the floatplane cms.
Luke
I tried to cover it with something and I was too slow.
Dan
Just don't click anything else.
Linus
Do things here. You want me to click here? How dare you. You want me to click here?
Dan
No, just. Yeah, just don't.
Linus
How about here?
Dan
No.
Linus
How about legal agreement? Nobody click there.
Dan
No.
Linus
Should I click? Joe says don't look.
Dan
Yeah, there's things you like.
Linus
Everyone close your eyes.
Dan
Things that would be a major legal problem if you clicked on them.
Linus
I'm not going to click.
Dan
I'm just saying.
Linus
I know how the cms. Dan, give me my CMS back. Okay. Public. Boop.
Dan
Why take the risk? I don't know.
Linus
Life is about risk. Take risks or be boring forever.
Dan
That's true.
Linus
Boom. Save.
Dan
I don't think this was.
Linus
I don't think that works thing, though. Change is saved. Oh, yeah. Okay.
Dan
Well, sure you don't upload things to.
Linus
The flow plane, Dude, I haven't done.
Dan
It in forever, you know.
Linus
Haven't done it in forever.
Dan
Yeah, we added the changes saved thing just because people didn't trust us.
Linus
Well, yeah, it was you. Yeah. Good. You should.
Dan
It was fair feedback. It was fair feedback.
Linus
I want a confirmation that my changes are saved. Nothing else is good enough. I mean, if you grayed out the save, then we wouldn't have this problem because I would click save and it would stay grayed out.
Dan
Yeah, but the fade and then come back is indicating that.
Linus
No, but I haven't changed anything. No, that's old meta. If that was ever the meta. And the current meta is that I wouldn't be able to save if. If I haven't made a change.
Dan
Yeah, things on the CMS don't keep up with current meadows.
Linus
No, they really don't.
Dan
Things on the CMS keep up with. Does it work?
Linus
Yeah. People are saying it's not Live yet.
Luke
It just went live.
Linus
Chewy says, give it a minute.
Dan
Yeah, just say.
Linus
He says, give it a minute.
Dan
It's a global thing. This is one of the reasons why we don't want to show the same thing happens on YouTube.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
Is normal.
Linus
Yeah. Why do you think 25 people type first? Surely if that other comment was there, they would be smart enough to not type first. Yeah, but it doesn't show up for them or they're done.
Dan
Also, not everyone gets at the same time. It has to.
Linus
No, that's what I'm saying. That's. That's the point.
Dan
No, you said it doesn't show up for them.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
Oh, I thought you meant the other comments. Because the other comments also might just not show up. Yeah, because the comments and the video are on different.
Linus
He's called. He's all caught up. Anyways, the first one that doesn't know. And we need a narcissist shirt.
Dan
Like, separately.
Linus
Yeah. Or like we do drops. Oh, we let people vote. We let them buy the narcissist shirt or the doesn't know shirt.
Dan
I wonder how many people would just walk around with a narcissist shirt. I feel like.
Luke
I feel like I'd have one of those.
Dan
I feel like if, like, what's a brand that would do this? What's some, like, really expensive Louis Vuitton.
Luke
Would just have a purse that just says narcissist. I feel like it would be an artist collab.
Dan
I feel like they might.
Linus
There is, but I feel like it.
Dan
Would be more like a streetwear brand.
Linus
No way.
Dan
Like a streetwear X something collab where it just said narcissist on it.
Linus
People are giving suggestions in floatplane chat. I don't know if any of these are valid, but they're saying supreme. Balenciaga.
Dan
Balenciaga, I feel like would do it.
Linus
Off white Marc Jacobs.
Luke
Be a microphone print, and it would cost, like, a thousand dollars a foot.
Dan
No, it would just be made in China. Then they'll just tell everyone that it cost $1,000.
Linus
Artie says Vetemos would do it. I don't know. I don't know any of these.
Dan
I don't even know who that is. Because. Because I don't. Because I don't know.
Luke
Nick owes you a email about the shirts.
Linus
Oh, does he?
Luke
Yes.
Linus
Okay. There's no way Kanye would do it. That would involve admitting that he's a narcissist. I don't think any actual narcissist would.
Dan
Just sell a shirt that said Kanye on it. And it's effectively the same thing.
Luke
Very good, sir.
Linus
Very good. Big narcissist game.
Dan
Or with a particular symbol. But we won't. We won't. Well, we can. We got merch messages.
Linus
What kind of car would he drive, Luke? Why don't you tell me? No, no, don't tell me. No, no.
Dan
I could.
Linus
Anyways.
Dan
Merch messages. I think we need merch. Mess.
Linus
Yeah, hit me with a merchant.
Dan
One more. I don't know. One more. One more.
Luke
Hello, L.D.
Linus
Hello.
Luke
Yeah, Linus. How happy were you with your Qualcomm laptop? Need a new laptop for traveling and light photo and video processing block ads. Buy merch@lttstore.com.
Linus
It was okay. I'm actually not on it right now. Man, it is a dude. Did you check out the Framework short circuit by any chance?
Dan
No.
Linus
So, investment in Framework disclosure, the Dell that we used as our battery life comparison was. Insane. No, but, like, insane. Are you. Are you checking it out right now? Okay. See if you can find the battery life. See if you can find the battery life comparison. Blah, blah, blah. Unboxing. Yeah. Dude, dude, dude. This is. This actually blew my mind. Okay? Our battery life test, for whatever reason, is a little unforgiving, right? Like, we always, literally always test lower than what the manufacturer advertises.
Dan
Which is fine, as long as the test is consistent.
Linus
Yeah. It raises serious questions for me about what exactly it is that manufacturers are testing. Because, like, there's only so many things that you can disable. We're already in battery saver mode. We're already at 200 nit brightness. Like, what are you guys even doing?
Dan
We're doing 1080p playback the entire time.
Linus
Disable your Bluetooth, disable your WI fi. Like, come on. Come on. What are you even talking about here?
Dan
They're probably trying to simulate a balanced workload.
Linus
Anyway, the point is, we got it in the chamber. We're doing Battery Saver mode, 1080p playback over Plex 16 hours. That's incredible.
Dan
It's wild.
Linus
Why would I need a Qualcomm?
Dan
That's a pretty good point.
Linus
Raises serious questions for me. It's not that I didn't like the Qualcomm. It's not that I didn't enjoy my time with the Snapdragon X. It's just that if, like, the. Are the current gen intel mobile chips low key? Really, really, really good.
Dan
It's a Pro Premium. How expensive is this laptop? Dell Pro.
Linus
That one's really expensive. Yeah, but a big part of why that one is so efficient is that it's using that chip. And I think Dell also does some really cool things with their display for. For optimal efficiency.
Dan
These are not cheap.
Linus
I mean, Snapdragon X is not cheap either, but that is more expensive. That's like probably starting at around 2,200 bucks or something.
Dan
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Linus
No, Dan told us to do more talks.
Luke
My mic wasn't live, so you're just crazy.
Dan
That's why I'm trying to take control of show Dan.
Linus
It's my job, Lou.
Luke
Maybe new Year.
Linus
Okay, what are we supposed to be doing?
Dan
Intel.
Linus
Speaking of intel, they're having a bit of a classic Coke moment. Intel just dropped a new 200-boost BIOS profile for their Aero Lake CPUs. Like the Core Ultra 9 285K, letting you safely overclock without killing your warranty. Early benchmarks from Derbauer indicate that it can boost gaming performance by anywhere from 4 to 19%. But here's the twist. For laptops, most people are still buying older Raptor Lake chips, 13th and 14th gen, because they're cheaper. And on the desktop, nobody seems to give a hot gosh darn about the limited AI uses for the new chips and therefore the new chips at all.
Dan
I don't. I think that's for laptop.
Linus
Oh, for laptops. Wait, what? Why are we talking about laptops, for crying out loud? Okay, well, whatever. The point is that no one's buying Intel's latest chips. Meanwhile, CEO Lit Bhutan announced undisclosed layoffs. But prior to that, Bloomberg cited internal sources claiming as much as 20% of Intel's workforce could be laid off in an effort to drive greater simplicity. Amongst other sweeping cultural changes at Intel, Intel's also facing unexpected production shortages for its older Intel 7 process node as demand for these more affordable chips continues to be strong.
Dan
20% of the workforce is like 20,000 jobs.
Linus
So, okay, some of the stuff that I had kind of put in, some of the stuff that I had put in maybe didn't make it entirely into the dock, but basically, yeah, the Intel. Oh, yeah, right, right, right, right. I remember what I wanted to do, so I wanted to go on, you know, a site like Amazon. Okay, Amazon top selling CPUs. And see how deep we have to go in this list to find anyone who's buying these desktop core ultra 200 series chips. Is anybody buying these things? Oh. Crystal asks, what's a Coke moment? A new Coke classic moment. Yeah, Coke Classic. New Coke. So in. Back in, I think it was the 80s, Coke released new Coke, and everyone hated It. And then they got rid of it and they brought back Coca Cola Classic. That's why it says Classic, because that's just like what it was before or something, but also with corn syrup now. So I don't know. Whatever. The point is Coke Classic. And then sales skyrocketed. So there's like kind of a conspiracy theory that they made New Coke suck on purpose so that they could increase sales of Coke Classic. I'm not sure if I subscribe to that, but that's.
Dan
It feels like 17D chess. I don't know.
Linus
Apparently New Coke was terrible. I never tried it.
Dan
Let's dramatically risk the entire company for a crazy move.
Linus
Okay, so happens. But here we go. We finally reached an intel chip. At number eight, it is a 12th gen. At number nine, we have another intel chip, a 14th gen processor. More Ryzen. More Ryzen. We have a 13th gen at number 14th place. We have a 14th gen. At 16th, we have a 14th gen at 18th. Okay, we're at number 25. Is a micro tick switch of some sort. Core Ultra 7 265K at 29th place. To be clear, they're still selling a few of these Things. It's got 188 reviews, which is something. But when we compare that to, you know, like the 1200 F, a chip that clearly, you know, used to be a little higher with 1400 reviews. Yeah, it's, it's, it's not a lot. It's not a lot, folks. A hundred reviews on the Core Ultra 9 285k. Just 37 on the 245k. Clearly people do not care about these things.
Dan
Thousands, A lot of AMD at the.
Linus
Top on chips that people actually buy. Like the 7800x3D, like here. Let's find, let's find something. Oh, wow. This is embarrassing. The 9950X. Okay. This is a. This is an almost $800 CPU is outselling Intel's current gen like value gaming chip, the 265K. It's not even close. That's embarrassing. More. More performance, you know, with, you know, overclocking or whatever. BIOS boost to two hundreds. Boost profile. Great. But it just doesn't. It doesn't seem like enough. It seems like Arrow Lake is just dead in the water at this point. We're on the. We're on the US site or. I think so. Wait, did it go to dot ca. I hate it when it does that. Forces you hate it when it does that. Yeah, no, that was. This was my Fault. I clicked the wrong thing. I did click a CA link. That's my bad. Well, anyway, still, my point stands. All right.
Dan
Sucks to suck.
Linus
Noki asks, do you think the ultra CPUs were made on purpose for laptops, but had to release them as desktop variants to satisfy a quota of some sort? I mean, that's basically, as far as I can tell, been what's driven Intel CPU development since they released like Core. And that was, that was back in like the mid 2000s, was they, they recognized that power efficiency was going to matter a lot. And then the only times that they have sort of deviated from that are when they like sucked and had to, had to juice up power just to get performance decent. They've been very mobile first for 20 years.
Dan
Oh yeah, definitely.
Linus
Don't forget about, don't forget about server. But that's the funny thing is like enthusiast desktop is this one kind of little island of not caring about power consumption in a sea of server caring about per core power consumption a lot and mobile caring about per core power consumption a lot. So we just get whatever's kind of left over.
Dan
We're also like the worst market for them out of those three, probably, unfortunately.
Linus
Oh yeah, the most vocal and cranky and least loyal. Like you look at mobile and enterprise, right? Like they just have regular hardware refreshes that they just, they just buy and they don't feel like validating another vendor. I mean, that's how intel has managed to be behind in server performance for years at this point, but still maintain greater than 50% market share until I think it was just like one quarter ago or something like that. There's more to it than just that. But a big part of it is once you're, once you're bought into an ecosystem, you just, you just reorder it. You just get the new one. Well, good luck, Intel. Chrome might be for sale.
Dan
Yeah, and I don't know if I love the list of people on the buyers. Where's our article for this top?
Linus
You go ahead and do it.
Dan
Since Google was ruled a search monopoly in last August, the Department of justice is now seeking a plethora of penalties, including forcing Google to sell Chrome. OpenAI is 100% interested in the browser, promising an AI first experience. That editorialization on the side, we all definitely want, Everyone wants that. People have been begging for that. For sure. We all for sure.
Linus
I love how when I click in a Google Doc and I just try to position my cursor at the top, it opens up AI bullshit.
Dan
It's like, hey, can I help you with this? Oh, wow. Yeah. I mean that one. Everybody gets one, right?
Linus
How could you possibly help me with this? I haven't started typing yet. It's a document. It's not even a response to an email. It's a document.
Dan
We're all super excited about this. Thank you very much. OpenAI. I think actually this would be great if you did this. Please. Actually, you know what? Maybe it's good if they do, because then other browsers might do it.
Linus
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Maybe it doesn't do it in the document. Maybe it only does it in emails.
Dan
I'm pretty sure it does it in the document.
Linus
I swear it does too.
Dan
Maybe there needs to be content already in the document.
Linus
Does it for on G Suite.
Luke
No, it does it for my Google Sheets as well.
Dan
Yeah, it does it in the document. Might be because you don't have content in there yet or anything. I'm not sure. But anyways, maybe they do this and then everyone hates it and other people use other browsers and that might be good for the world or something. We'll see. But. But anyways, they're 100% interested in the browser.
Linus
No, no, no. Yeah, I have help me write and generate document. They show up right at the top when I have entered nothing into this document yet. Because that's what bothers me. I'm not actually that bothered by AI assisting tools as long as I can just ignore them because I don't really personally need them. But if I have not entered anything in the document yet.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
What could you possibly be hoping to auto complete generate document, Help me write templates and more. To be fair, I'm gonna generate a document.
Dan
No, I'm gonna generate a document.
Linus
Generate document.
Dan
Yeah, it's. It's a wizard. That's why it's able to help.
Linus
Oh, well, I hate it because it's.
Dan
Supposed to help people with writer's block. That's why it's still there even if there's nothing.
Linus
But they already have the templates button.
Dan
The thing that drives me nuts.
Linus
No, this is stupid. No, I've maintained it. Stupid. Generate document asks me if I want to do what? Party planning. Hold on, what does it have do I want to do? Party planning, A newsletter, A planning document wizard.
Dan
It doesn't just stop there to launch.
Linus
New Strawberry and Matcha. Whatever.
Dan
Yeah, do it.
Linus
No, I won't.
Dan
You want that for sure?
Linus
I don't want it.
Dan
You want Strawberry Matcha.
Linus
Okay, I got templates, meeting notes, account plan, blog Post wizard business proposal.
Dan
Right, Thanks. I don't like it either, but they're different things. The thing that drives me nuts is that all those options are in line with your cursor at the top of the screen.
Linus
Oh, yeah, because. So I can't click. Get out of the way.
Dan
So annoying.
Linus
Anyway, like, I don't even. I don't even mind. I don't even mind this up here.
Dan
Yeah, that's fine.
Linus
Like, fine, whatever, Be there. But. Oh, you know what? That's probably it. I just don't have it activated. There we go. That's the problem. Oh, God, you're gonna make me pay. Yeah, right? Yeah. I mean, I do pay for it. Pay for it on my stupid work account. Do we have to keep G Suite forever?
Dan
You don't pay for it.
Linus
Oh, Linus Media Group Incorporated does. Sorry, no, we don't pay for Gemini.
Dan
No, we had to. They. We got into a little bit of a, you know, Luke interacts with sales employees at large companies. We had some back and forths and they didn't give us as much of a discount on our G Suite thing as we had last year because they were really trying to push us to pay for the AI thing. But we did. We did not. We did not pay for AI tools. And I based. They were very pushy about why. And I told them and we're good.
Linus
They were pushy about why.
Dan
They're like, why they're so helpful. Why don't you want the AI tools? And I was like, well, because I.
Linus
Them.
Dan
Trash. They're so bad.
Linus
It's not even so bad.
Dan
I didn't say trash.
Linus
They're in the way.
Dan
Yeah, they're.
Linus
I am trying to get work done.
Dan
They're invasive, they're often not helpful yet, blah, blah, blah, blah. Maybe it's a thing in the future, but it's. It's not right now. And it's a really expensive per employee. So like getting the actual value out of that when there are so many free tools out there.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
That take almost no additional lift.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
And in. Are a lot of cases better.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
Gemini's doing well right now, but I mean the. Whoever's winning the race is. Is constantly changing. Anyways. OpenAI is interested in buying Chrome.
Linus
Oh, cool.
Dan
They also, they. They even just buy access to Google's search index with an exec stating in an email that was revealed in the trial. We believe having multiple partners and in particular Google's API would enable us to provide a better product to users. OpenAI has reportedly considered buying Its own chromium based browser hiring former Google developers Ben Good Gur. Huh? Oh wow. And Darren Fisher, who helped bring Chrome to market Yahoo. Of course. Why not?
Linus
Yeah. Does Yahoo still exist? How does Yahoo still exist? I don't understand.
Dan
Who knows? I feel like that'd be a wild.
Linus
Company to work for every once in a while. Every once in a while I end up on like Yahoo Finance because I need to see like, like the history for a particular stock or whatever. Yeah. Who is using Yahoo?
Dan
I don't know. Yeah, See someone said Yahoo Finance is great. Yeah. It's like the one thing people see.
Linus
I still have Yahoo Email. My dad uses their email.
Dan
Anytime I see anyone with a Yahoo email, I am, I have a really strong like throwback moment. Like wow. Like you really, you just have really just dealt with that for a long time, haven't you? Like dang.
Linus
That's not what you were going to say at all. We all know what you were going to say.
Dan
No, they're a very strong person. We all, because they have, they have dealt with.
Linus
We all know what you're gonna say.
Dan
Why don't you just say consider they considered the impact on everyone.
Linus
Say it.
Dan
If they changed emails and how they might be harder to contact. So they just, they just stuck through it and, and, and kept using. It's good. It's good.
Linus
Very strong.
Dan
I'm impressed.
Linus
Tears streaming down their face.
Dan
Anyways, Yahoo is looking to run its own browser because why not either through developing or buying one? Yahoo search. Brian Provost estimated Yahoo's search market share could jump from 3% to double digits if they're able to buy Chrome.
Linus
Wow, double digits.
Dan
I would hope it would jump to double digits also.
Linus
Isn't that just saying that we're gonna use the Chrome browser to advantage our own search product exactly the same way that Google's doing it? Am I missing something here? I'm sure I'm missing something here.
Luke
Wasn't there a South park episode about this? Walmart, Jim's Drugs. It's just gonna happen to Yahoo.
Dan
Yeah, honestly. Also, Yahoo estimating that they have 3% market share seems stunning to me. I don't know if that's true.
Linus
I mean, how much of the population of the world is Japan? Because doesn't Japan use Yahoo Right or something?
Dan
I forgot that might be a thing.
Linus
Handyman says Google is a monopoly. Others are not. But the thing is that like the same behaviors that turn you into a monopoly are like just as wrong when you're not the monopoly. But while you're building Toward being a monopoly. That's like kind of the whole idea of antitrust.
Dan
There's been a little talk of spinning off Chrome into its own independent company, as Google has contended that Chrome can't survive on its own. Or. Sorry, there's been little talk. Not there has been a little talk. Perplexity actually agrees and would rather Google keep Chrome instead of being forced to sell it to another company like OpenAI. Perplexity is a competitor to OpenAI. Just to be clear. However, if a sale is forced, Perplexity would like would be down to buy Chrome as well. Obviously they probably just don't have the.
Linus
I'd be down to buy Chrome if I could afford it. We should get. We should get all YouTubers together.
Dan
We can make our own browser if you want and buy Chrome surprisingly easy.
Linus
We should just buy Chrome.
Dan
Nice. Why?
Linus
If every one of our viewers contributed $1, YouTubers could buy Chrome from Google and then we could own Chrome. Why? Because Chrome is what you use to watch YouTube.
Dan
Okay. But you can watch on other platforms.
Linus
If you are a dinosaur and you're not already watching on your phone or your TV or Firefox. Yeah, well, people don't watch YouTube on Firefox. They watch Floatplane on Firefox.
Dan
So we'd only be buying it for like millennials that are still using computers.
Linus
Yeah. Oh yeah. To buy their airplane tickets. No, that's a thing.
Dan
No, I agree.
Linus
Yeah, that's a thing.
Dan
Do not make me buy airplane tickets on a phone, dude.
Linus
No, I can't.
Dan
I will go on a computer.
Linus
I can't. We were shopping for Yvonne's getting a new car.
Dan
Big purchases need big screen.
Linus
We were shopping for it and I was trying to look at it on the phone and it's fine, but I can't compare. I need to compare. So we ended up at her desktop with the nice big ultra wide monitor with the spreadsheet with all the links.
Dan
You were talking earlier in the show about how Gen Z is much more gullible. Is this part of why the tools that they have don't naturally lend themselves to like, comparisons?
Linus
And they're not, maybe they're just not accustomed to making comparisons. I could kind of, I could kind of see that, like the friction to make a comparison on desktop. I mean, we've had arrow snap on Windows almost non existent, like 20 years.
Dan
The computer almost wants you to do it.
Linus
Yeah, you just, you take your one thing and you throw it on the one side, you take your other thing, you throw it on the other side.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
And you make comparisons whereas phones.
Dan
No, it sucks.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
It's a bad experience.
Linus
Terrible.
Dan
Switching tabs in your browser and your phone sucks.
Luke
Unless you have Samsung Dex.
Linus
Oh, come on. That's a very high friction. To go take your phone somewhere and plug it into something and.
Dan
Yeah.
Luke
I mean, I'm not being serious.
Linus
I see, I see.
Luke
You should be serious about our sponsors.
Linus
Yeah. BBB99 says split screen on a phone is awful. It really is. Like, let's try it.
Luke
I try it.
Linus
It's one of those things that I basically ignored anytime I was reviewing a phone.
Dan
Yeah, it sucks.
Linus
I just don't use it. Like what? I want an even smaller screen. You got to be kidding me. Me.
Dan
Cool. I can look at the tire on this one car and the tire on this other car and compare it that. That way.
Linus
Yeah, I think that's actually a pretty good point. Yeah. And like no. Ad ados in floatplane chat says no, they're just lazy people. Don't want to self educate anymore. I don't think that's it. I think they think they are self educating. So we're trying to figure out like, what is the. Like you've identified the disease, but we're trying to figure out like, you know, what infected them.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
You know, like, where did this disease come from? Why? Apparently there is Dex wireless. Okay. You could do that, but you're still.
Dan
Just sitting at a computer. It's not the point.
Linus
And the habit, the habit of whenever you do things. Hold on.
Luke
I'm sorry.
Linus
The issue is that they don't have the habit of going and sitting down at a computer to do something. So they're not going to do that regardless of whether it's sitting down at Samsung Dex. Or sitting down at a gaming desktop or whatever else. It's just that. But that was our habit when we needed to do something. When we needed to buy something online, we would go to the computer. So it's just ingrained in us. I can buy things online and if I'm just grabbing some hooks for my wall to hang things in my garage, whatever, I'll just go. I'll just find the first thing. Because it doesn't make much of a difference if I pay $3 for it or $5. Like, yeah, on one of them I'm paying 66% more. But I don't, I don't care. I'm making a quick decision. Okay, I found this. It ships into. Okay, boom, done. Google pay, done. Right. But for something like you said, flights, vehicles, houses, I'm at my desktop. I gotta be. And that's just like not a thing for the younger. The younger generation, apparently. So good luck on your sale of Chrome Google. Our discussion question, is consumer welfare really the best lens to look at antitrust through? If breaking up Google only results in different bazillion dollar companies turning surveillance capitalism up to 11?
Dan
Yeah, it's interesting that it's like extremely ethically gray. AI companies and Yahoo for some reason are the only ones seemingly jumping on this.
Linus
I mean, yeah. Who would want to own all your browsing data other than someone who wants to capitalize on it? Right. Like, there's no good guy is going to want Chrome.
Dan
Yeah. You're not going to make a pricing model for Chrome itself.
Linus
Like, that was my point with the YouTubers buying it and being like, why? And that's exactly it. Why. Yeah, there's no reason. Unless you just like want to own the Internet and own Internet standards and all of that.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
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Dan
Yeah.
Linus
All right, what else you want to talk. You want to talk about oblivion? Or did you kind of already? Or like, what's your. What's your dealio there?
Dan
We can. There's more announcements. How do we want to deal with that?
Luke
Yeah, why not?
Linus
Oh, no, no. We already. Guys, we have to do actual topics at some point. Why are you pressuring me?
Dan
Let's talk about Oblivion then.
Luke
Okay.
Linus
I have to pee.
Dan
Where's the Bethesda Shadow Drops? The Oblivion Remaster. And everyone liked that. Kind of. There's some sources here from Gamespot and PC Gamer. A lot of places have talked about this. The notes say, like an arrow to the knee of my free time. The Oblivion Remaster was announced and released with one trailer and two game engines, which I'll explain in a moment. It got over 150,000 concurrent players on Steam on the first day despite having effectively no advertising and also despite the fact that it is free on game pass. Reddit r. OblivionAbominations has gone wild with all of the characters that people are making. Oh yes, Oblivion character creator is fantastic. Wow. Someone made pot of greed.
Luke
Oh boy.
Dan
Oh man. Oh, nice Squidward. Let's go. Ooh. Anyways, good stuff. Oblivion's great. Bethesda also gave free keys to the entire skyblivion dev team, it says in here, to make them feel a little less sad about wasting years of their lives. Many, many, many years of their lives. Also, someone posted this, which honestly, I didn't. I might this weekend, but I didn't. The first thing, the literal first thing that I heard about it that wasn't just a rumor was that NPCs didn't have schedules anymore. And what I really liked back in the day was being a sneaky little thief guy and stealing everything. And my favorite quest chains were the Dark Brotherhood and the Thieves Guild. And by far my favorite quest chain in a Morrowind was in regards to the the factions was the Thieves Guild. So without schedules, I was like, what the heck? And then somebody corrected that for me and apparently they do have schedules. So I don't know where that rumor came from because once I first heard that I looked it up and found it quite a few people saying it, but they do seem to have schedules. I think the confusion there might be tied into that one trailer, two engines comment that was made because the UE5 engine is just dealing with the graphics. The game logic is still being ran by. What is it called? Gamebryo. I think it's gamebryo, the the engine that was originally used for Oblivion, which has created in my opinion, a pretty fantastic result actually, because I was very standoffish. I first of all, I was I'm even with it being out now and now I do own it. I was much more interested in and still am much more interested in the skyblivion project that's still coming this year and I'll probably be diving in more so to that. I'm going to dabble with this remaster, but I don't know if I'm going to like fully try to beat the game or anything. And I'll be. I'll be more interested in the the Sky Oblivion remaster. But yeah, there was a bunch of things that put me off. There's the schedules thing. I. I heard that in the EULA they talked down on mods, but apparently they're. They're not against mods at all. And Nexus mods, I believe already has. Like. I think Barrington was saying last night that they already have like hundreds of mods for the game and it's been out for days.
Luke
I've heard a lot of them are. Are drag and drop because it's the same like core engine in a way.
Dan
That makes so much sense.
Luke
So it should be a little more approachable than something like. I think SE took a while to get in because it was slightly different. And then Skyrim VR also was very difficult if I remember.
Dan
Yeah. So there's 529 mods already, which is pretty wild. And there's some things that is like kind of broken. Like I couldn't go to 1440p. Oh, I already clicked away from it and now it's on steak.
Linus
Why are you on steak?
Dan
I must have clicked an ad.
Linus
I thought you're vegetarian. Gambling vegetarian.
Dan
I eat unknown mushrooms or something. Anyways, there. Yeah, but. But apparently there's like an INI fix that you can use to. To solve that and stuff. But anyways, it seems cool and something that I really appreciate about it is that it has the same quirks that it used to have because the underlying engine is still gamebryo despite UE5 taking over the. The visualization stuff. There's some funk on. Like how the color palette and lighting works is different and more tame than the original Oblivion because there's. Oblivion was like bloom up the bloom everywhere and everything's glowing all the time. So if you want that back, you can mod that back in. I think the game probably looks better.
Linus
I washed more than just my hands. I washed my whole arm here, check out.
Dan
You did?
Linus
Yep.
Dan
Why?
Linus
Cool.
Dan
But yeah, it seems. It seems cool. I am still more interested in skyblue via and I recommend that you guys still look forward towards that project and maybe don't tap yourself out on the remaster because skyblivion, in my opinion, just looks better. That team is being very gracious right now. I think they've made multiple posts about.
Linus
Thank you for not shutting down our project that we've been working on for years. We will never make fun of your games again, even though they are trash. Well, they used to be good.
Dan
This one was.
Linus
Some of the newer ones are not as good, but thank you so much. Also, are you ever going to do a new elder Scrolls game remaking Oblivion doesn't really count. That's what we were doing.
Dan
They did have an outside studio did the work on this. Virtuous. I think it's virtuous.
Linus
Was that Linus found a quarter in.
Dan
The toilet, Something like that.
Linus
That would be a great reason.
Dan
But yeah, I don't know. It's cool. I think there's a lot of people going with the, like, this is an example of how new games suck now.
Linus
And I mean, Oblivion kind of sucks. It's literally the original horse armor.
Dan
It is the original. There's new horse armor. Oh, that was the other reason why.
Linus
I did that was my discussion topic.
Dan
Jump on it right away. Was that they sold horse armor. Again, I don't know if. Did you see this?
Linus
No.
Dan
Oblivion Remastered. So if you look at the Steam page. Oh, hold on. This is not lying. Let's go. If you go to the Steam page and you scroll down, they make it look like the Deluxe Edition is needed for the expansions.
Linus
Oh, interesting.
Dan
Because you go up here and you're okay, I'm buying Oblivion Remastered. Yeah, I scroll down. It doesn't say up here like, oh, it includes the expansion, by the way, by the Deluxe.
Linus
Oh, my God.
Dan
They want these two options.
Linus
US$50 for this game.
Dan
It's a lot.
Linus
Or is it less than that? Is it 40?
Dan
I think it's less than that.
Linus
45. I don't know.
Dan
Whatever it is, either way, you scroll down, you see this. And this is the first time that I saw Shivering Isles and Knights of the Nine mentioned at all personally. But no. So I was like, okay, so if I want Shivering Isles and it's the Nine, I have to buy horse armor. Effectively.
Linus
Hilarious.
Dan
That sucks. So I refused to buy it originally because I was just like, there's no way. I'm not doing that. No chance. Turns out the base game does have the expansions, but a ton of people didn't even know that because this is super misleading. So bought the Deluxe Edition effectively just buying some armor, some weapons and horse armor, along with an art book.
Linus
And technically, what they're saying is true. The Deluxe Edition does include the expansions.
Dan
Yeah, it does.
Linus
So this is.
Dan
They just don't point out, like, and.
Linus
Digital Deluxe content technically is some armor, weapons and horse armor. Everything they say is true.
Dan
To me, there's a lot of misleading stuff.
Linus
This is. No, no, I'm not saying it's not misleading. I'm just saying it is technically factual.
Dan
The. The in the border. I know they say Digital Deluxe content on the Right. And then over here it says includes, but the border around the base game is different than the border around the other two things.
Linus
100%.
Dan
Like, it really feels like it is. And I don't think. Yeah, like under here you look at what it includes. It details the base game. And then way separate from that, it says Shivering Isles and Knights of the Night expansion.
Linus
It really does.
Dan
And it's just. I don't see it mentioned anywhere else that it does include those in the base game. So that was another reason why I held off. But then I figured out, yeah, it was just misleading, but it does include it. So, no, I didn't get the Digital Deluxe because screw that noise. I'm not buying horse armor.
Linus
How will your horse be armored? The funny thing about horse armor in the game, and one of their justifications for it was that it is in fact purely cosmetic. It does not, in fact armor your.
Dan
Horse and your horse can get attacked.
Linus
Yes, very much so. Your horse would like, become very unalived.
Dan
Literally. Doesn't help you. They states all DLC was included in their presentation when they Shadow dropped it. So this is piss poor self education. That's a hilarious take, in my opinion. Because you're now saying that everyone that should buy this has to watch their presentation.
Linus
That is a comically bad take, which.
Dan
Is actually hilarious and not how, like people work or really anything works. That's brutal.
Linus
Risky. We love you. Thank you for subscribing to Floatplane, but that is a terrible take.
Dan
And again, I did end up figuring out how it worked and did end up buying it. So I think the self education was fine.
Linus
It just shouldn't be that hard.
Dan
Yeah, it's a little ridiculous, but it's doing super well. They have tons of players and I think they should be happy. I'm just. I am at least partially holding back for the skyblivion version, which I. I will be very excited about.
Linus
I had to put my ointment back on.
Dan
I knew because I saw it on you earlier, but I was prepping just. Anyways, it's fine.
Linus
My ointment.
Dan
Aha. I got him. Lmg Sammy. I bought the Deluxe edition because I thought the horse armor meme was funny and I wanted the cool armor, but I don't know how to get it. It's a quake.
Linus
No, Sammy.
Dan
I thought you bought it for the expansions.
Linus
Yeah, that was not the.
Dan
That was not what I thought. It was actually just more sad.
Linus
Maybe you just didn't self educate on what Sammy said.
Dan
That's true. I didn't finish reading it before I reacted.
Linus
Classic influencer. That's why everybody hates them.
Dan
It's worse, though. What he said is, like, just actually worse.
Linus
I think I know. I don't know what to do with him.
Dan
How do you spend more money on a company?
Linus
On the one hand, he does a great job. On the other hand, he's definitely going to come to softball night this year. And I hate that dude. He's infuriating.
Dan
Why is that?
Linus
He's just. It's like he's trying. It's like he's trying to make me lose. It's softball. I want to win. Softball is very competitive company softball events.
Dan
Is this because he goes on your team too much and he's bad, or is it because he's really good and goes on?
Linus
He's just. He's a pure agent of chaos. Like, he. He ran over Ariana.
Dan
Yeah. I was there for that.
Linus
Literally, like, plowed her over right through. Yeah, yeah. Just. You never want to plow the head.
Dan
Of a truck in the way. Wasn't in that much of a hurry, really, so. Well, he was, but didn't need to be. I never lost. Is he. Is he flawless? Win rate?
Linus
I don't believe him.
Dan
Has he only been there once?
Linus
I don't believe him. No, no, he's been there more than once. Oh, no. Yeah, you know, he comes pretty regularly. Sammy, I'm looking forward to seeing you there. By the way, Chewy's organizing a batting cage thing. Get in touch so that maybe you'll actually hit something this year. It'll be great. We'll have fun. He said I might not go this year. Lol. What, are you weak?
Dan
Oh.
Linus
I'll see you. All right. Okay. What else? We got.
Dan
Plenty of things.
Linus
Oh, we do need a ding emote. We need a bell emote. Yeah. How do we not have a ding emote in the. In the floatplane chat? What? Is your team not, like, doing work or what? Sorry, I'm just feeling kind of aggressive right now.
Dan
They are doing work. They're doing work on things we can't talk about.
Linus
Oh, like what?
Dan
Good stuff?
Linus
Yeah. Good.
Dan
Yep.
Linus
You sure?
Dan
Yep.
Linus
Dude, this was actually. This week was kind of awesome. I don't know if we've revealed this yet, but whatever, I'm gonna do it. We shot a collab with Kitboga that was so much fun. There's gonna be videos on both of our channels. I'm not gonna give away anything about them, but it's with Kit Boga, so you can imagine that it's gonna involve.
Dan
Put one or two things together.
Linus
Scammers and computers and fantastic videos. Messing with scammers with computers. You know, something along those lines. Yeah, no, dude, we, we had the entire production team, including ourselves, because fortunately, like, there's no video, right? So we don't even have to keep a straight face. We had the entire, the entire room just like in stitches multiple times to the point where we had to like mute our microphones because it was. So we're just like some of the outlandish stuff that happens. It's going to be great.
Dan
Oh, that's good.
Linus
And then I've got another collab upcoming where we're going to be working with Badminton Insight. So they're a big badminton channel. Big, big week for collabs. Big week for collabs. It's awesome. What are we supposed to be talking about? What are we supposed to be talking about? Microsoft publicly rolling out recall to consumer copilot plus PCs again along with improved Windows Search and Click to Do. Microsoft is launching Recall. No, really for real this time via a Windows Update to all CoPilot Plus PCs. It is available now via the April 2025 Windows non security Preview update. It's being accompanied by an improved AI powered Windows search interface because that's what the Windows search interface needed, and a new Click to Do feature which is similar to Google's Circle to Search. Recall was originally supposed to launch in June of last year, but was delayed following concerns brought up by security researchers. And there were many. They have spent 10 months overhauling some of the security of Recall, part of which is making it an opt in experience. Okay, that's good. That's actually very good. The database is also now encrypted and attempts to filter sensitive data by default. I thought that was it was supposed to do that. Maybe it's just better at it. None of these improvements help third parties who may be communicating with someone who has Recall enabled, such as via chat, email, etc. However, alongside recall, you can now use Windows Search with natural language queries. So if you're looking for an image of a brown dog but can't remember the file name, you can just ask for brown dog and then it will bring up a web search for brown dog. I suppose. Click to do is also available, letting you highlight text or images and have AI interact with them. The description makes the sound almost like AI powered. Right click right. Oh God. Demo available. Use the laptop. Recall is pinned to the taskbar.
Luke
So if we're on the corner there for You.
Linus
Oh, no.
Luke
That's the other side of your laptop.
Dan
Is it this?
Luke
Yes.
Dan
Ah.
Linus
Oh, Lordy. All right, well, hold on a second. Our. Our laptop partner for the show. Dell probably doesn't want me to show you guys what this other laptop is.
Luke
You want to get some tape?
Linus
No, I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna. Wow.
Dan
Whoa. That was smooth.
Linus
Okay. There we go.
Dan
Dang.
Linus
His name's Dan, actually.
Dan
What's going on? I can do that.
Linus
Trying to get the hdmi. You can do that? Yeah.
Dan
Right?
Linus
You can't even lift two and a half pounds.
Dan
Oh, my.
Linus
Sorry. It's a bit of an inside joke.
Luke
Have you even ordered them yet?
Linus
Yes.
Dan
Doesn't seem like it. It's not exactly. They're out of stock out there. My God.
Linus
Yeah. Okay. Sign in options, but. Okay.
Luke
I don't have it yet.
Linus
Okay. You don't have a what?
Luke
The laptop.
Linus
You don't have the laptop?
Luke
Not yet.
Linus
What do you mean you don't have it? Of course you don't have it. I have it.
Luke
No, the screen part. That goes on my screen.
Linus
Wow.
Dan
Look, it's in stock. $7.50.
Luke
Sounds like a bit much. Can't you just use, like.
Linus
Yeah, why can't you just lift a heavier weight?
Luke
Put like a rotisserie chicken on each side or something?
Dan
I. I can't lift. I gotta. I gotta grab those. I can't lift it. Gotta eat them.
Linus
Sorry. Grab them by the rotisserie chicken. Okay. I set it to 1080p. Does that help? No.
Luke
Maybe. Plug and unplug.
Linus
Plug and unplug. Okay. I will try that when you just.
Dan
Buy a pair and bring them. It's so lame.
Linus
Yeah. I told you I might have free access to a gym.
Luke
Nothing.
Linus
And all you have to do is carry. It's not two and a half pounds to the gym with you.
Dan
I helped design it. It's £5 because I need to bring two of them. It's a lot of weight.
Linus
Sorry. What's that, Dan?
Luke
Still nothing.
Linus
Still nothing. I don't know what to tell you, sir. This is. This is as God made it. It's definitely doing a thing.
Dan
Detecting. Yeah.
Linus
When I plug in the thing. So I think this may be an issue on your side, sir.
Luke
Okay. Skill issue. One second.
Linus
Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna say show only on two. Now, theoretically, you are the only one with an output. My screen is black. So that he can be the one who definitely has an output. I'm putting out for him.
Dan
Oh.
Luke
You'Re sending me 1080 by 1200. I can't deal with that. Or. Let me try doing.
Linus
No, is it doing the stupid thing?
Luke
Let me try doing a thing.
Linus
No, I think it's doing the stupid thing. The active signal versus the. Oh, I hate that. I hate that so much.
Luke
Just give me a second.
Linus
Can it just never. Okay, Nvidia, amd, Intel, Microsoft, all four, y'all. Get rid of that. Get rid of it completely. The whole active signal, resolution variable or desktop mode, and then being different, if I change the resolution. Just let the panel do the scaling. Nobody else touch anything. Leave it. Oh, I hate that so much.
Luke
Unplug and replug.
Linus
Yes. Every single time this has ever been a thing, it has been a problem, and I cannot think of any problem that it solves. What problem does that solve? It sends the native resolution to the panel. What does that have to do with the external display? Nothing. Leave it alone. Send whatever resolution that I set. Don't do anything else obnoxious, Jonah.
Luke
Force it to 1080.
Linus
I'm going to try, but every time I try and do this, it's a gigantic hassle.
Luke
It's caused us so many problems in.
Linus
The past, and overriding it is like a pain in the butt. No, I can't do anything with the Nvidia app because it uses amd, so there is no Nvidia app. And I can't remember.
Luke
It's more display modes. Do you want me to come and fumble with it?
Linus
More display modes.
Luke
Sorry, where's that? Oh, it's Windows 11. I can't remember.
Linus
Brilliant.
Luke
It should be under Advanced Display. And then. Wait, I'm using a computer. I could just check here.
Linus
Advanced Display, Display settings, Display adapter properties.
Dan
Seems like you guys need some tech tips.
Linus
List all modes.
Luke
Yeah, that's the one.
Linus
I. I swear to God I've done this. No, I. I am in 1920 by 1080. 60 hertz.
Luke
Yeah, I'm still getting 1200.
Linus
I know.
Luke
For the black magic.
Linus
It's this stupid, obnoxious thing. No, I think. I think there's something in AMD's software where you have to do something.
Luke
Can you just set all of it to 1080?
Linus
No, I am set to 1080 on.
Luke
On both displays.
Linus
I mean, they are Both set to 1080, Dan.
Luke
Oh, good God.
Linus
I swear they're both set to 1080. Oh, I have. I can't change it. I think, like custom. Custom Custom resolution utility or something like. This is, like. This is one of those things that makes me.
Luke
Scaling mode. I don't know.
Linus
Really Matt. No, scaling won't do it.
Luke
Running out of time here.
Linus
Yeah, I think we might just have to give up on this. I can give you the laptop. I really don't think it's gonna do anything though.
Dan
This has been such a good segment.
Linus
Yeah. Great job, everyone.
Dan
Maybe I'll just do another topic.
Linus
Yeah, maybe just get a Dell next time. Because when I plug into my Dell, it just flipping works.
Dan
A pretty good advertisement.
Linus
Just an idea.
Luke
Money, please.
Linus
What is that?
Dan
Because we did a. It was technically a call out for someone who's technically a sponsor anyways. Discord CEO Jason Citron steps down to be replaced by former president of King, also known as like the guys who made Candy Crush ahead of potential IPO. On April 23rd, Discord CEO and co founder, the person I just mentioned uploaded to a platform a post to Discord's blog entitled Passing the Torch. Citrin goes on to share that they have hired a new CEO, Human Sacchini. That's a pretty sick first name.
Linus
Definitely not an AI with a name like that.
Dan
Yeah. And that Citron will be stepping down to a board and advisory position within Discord. Sacchini's previous roles include Vice chairman at Activision Blizzard as well as King, president of King Digital Entertainment, makers of and it crashed. Discord's other co founder, Stanislav Vishen Vsky, almost is continuing his role as Chief technology officer. This change comes amid media reports that Discord met with investment bankers to discuss a possible initial public offering as soon as this year. A Discord spokesperson told CNBC in a statement that it does, in quotes, not comment on rumors or speculation. And that is.
Linus
Discord has commented on a lot of rumors and speculation over the years.
Dan
But sure, yeah, that is focused on delivering the best possible experience to our users and building a strong sustainable business. To me, honestly, that is just like, yes, we're doing it, but anyways. Discord currently has 200 million global monthly active users playing a combined 1.5 billion hours of games each month while on the platform.
Linus
All right, discussion question. What are we gonna switch to from Discord? It will almost certainly.
Dan
I still use Teamspeak every once in a while.
Linus
Mumble anyone?
Dan
We could go back. The old are largely still there. Which is kind of weird actually.
Linus
Like Mumble still exists.
Dan
I'm pretty sure Mumble still exists. I think Ventrilo still exists. I know Teamspeak still exists.
Linus
Mumble totally still exists. Yeah dude, when did they get. When was the last version stable version? Show me a date. Show me a date on this. Okay. Here we go. Dude. December 8th, 2024. That wasn't even that long ago. Yeah, vent look, 45 commits since this release.
Dan
Dude, look, look.
Linus
Ventrilo is totally still a thing. That Windows logo though. Good lord, that is incredible.
Dan
Team speak still around. Look, they have among us meme. They're still around.
Linus
How timely and relevant.
Dan
Yeah, Team speaks. Twitter just memes about how like you know, Discord will go down for a second and they'll be like finally users. So they like, they're like making self owned jokes and stuff. But yeah, there's still a thing.
Linus
What would, what would what in crap ification would it take for you to stop using Discord?
Dan
People would need to leave it. I feel next to no alignment at all with Discord. I would be happy to switch to Teamspeak tomorrow.
Linus
Would you consider switching to just Steam? Like Steam has one of the big reasons that everyone got off of Steam because everyone used it. One of the gaming social network. Okay, I haven't tried it because it sucked.
Dan
I don't know if it's still there.
Linus
Right. So they didn't have it and then it sucked. Would we just go back to Steam? Apparently Steam voice is really good now. And then the next person who replied said it's kind of trash.
Dan
So wonder when the last time they used it though if they think that it's trash.
Linus
Like Discord is more than just games. Yeah, I mean we use Discord just to like chat about things that are not.
Dan
Steam is also more than just games.
Linus
Steam's mobile app. Not amazing. Not amazing. That's definitely an invent, an advantage for Discord. Not that I ever get a notification when you message me, but sure, whatever.
Dan
I got a notification that you messaged me I think yesterday this morning.
Linus
Cool.
Dan
I was like, yeah.
Linus
I was like, wow, he's ignoring me. I'm unfriended. Turns out Discord unfriended me.
Dan
I can't see my podcast moving their communities into Steam. Yeah, sure, I don't know. It's, it's.
Linus
But I mean Discord had that other scenes. Yeah, Discord had that same perception. Like if you have a good product, people might. I mean people used Skype for gaming, for crying out loud. Skype did not have a gaming brand back then. I think people will use a good product for whatever it's good for, regardless of the branding.
Dan
Modern Teamspeak also has the chat and picture and stuff sharing features that Discord has.
Linus
Does it do the streaming thing that Discord does where you can screen stream and stuff?
Dan
I don't know on that.
Linus
No, we're not using Yahoo Chat. Waffle with syrup.
Dan
Yeah, I'm not sure on the screen sharing thing. And Discord's pushing that hard. I don't know why. I haven't really been able to figure that out.
Linus
Maybe they are. Maybe. Yeah. What would they be doing with that?
Dan
In teamspeak communities you can stream, but you have to pay for them. And server files. Server files aren't public yet. You mean server files to like self host the streaming stuff? Is that what you're saying? I'm not sure what that person means.
Linus
Cool.
Dan
On my self hosted server, I cannot screen share. Okay. Yeah. So self hosted you can't. But there's. You can. Which.
Linus
Okay, kind of makes sense. So yeah, what would it, what would it take basically? Well, what do you think it would take for any of your like gaming buddies to get off of Discord? Like a major privacy incident or like a data collection change in the terms of service or just generally getting a little less reliable? Like what, what is the, what's the insignification that would, that would drive people off of Discord if the. If they go IPO and just kind of suck now? Because like Reddit, it doesn't seem to have mattered. They went ipo, they antagonized their users. Everybody's still on Reddit. People seem to have completely forgotten that they were mad.
Dan
People don't switch platforms at Reddit. Like it's a weird thing. I mean we talked about this with. We've talked about this a few times on WAN show how like YouTube, Reddit, all these things, they feel extremely rooted now. Like this is how the Internet has like figured itself out. These are the sites that just will stay for whatever reason. We used to go through social media platforms every couple years and now things just stay.
Linus
No matter how bad they are. It seems like they just stick around.
Dan
Yeah, people just don't switch because we seem to have like critical mass or something. I'm not sure. So I think a big part of the problem would be switching everyone. And I don't think a privacy incident, almost no matter how big, is going to switch everyone because as much as people scream about it, I think most people unfortunately just don't care.
Linus
Okay, well, I think the audio quality.
Dan
On Teamspeak is fantastic. I think there's other things about it that are great.
Linus
But it like Switch two pre orders have been kind of a nightmare and scalpers are trying to cash in after a delay to assess the changing market conditions. Tariffs. Nintendo opened up the North American pre orders for the Switch 2 on April 24th and it was very hard to secure one. There are a ton of ebay resellers who are selling their secured pre orders like the butt heads that they are. Please report them. In Japan where they're offering a discounted Japanese only version of the console for about US$350, over 2.2 million people entered the lottery for the privilege of giving their money to Nintendo. So if you were questioning whether the Switch 2 will be a success as a gaming platform, I think you can probably put that wonder to rest at this point. Yes, it is more expensive than the Switch one. No, that does not appear to matter.
Dan
I'm not surprised at all. Not even a little bit.
Linus
That's. That's pretty wild to me. Those are just monstrous numbers.
Dan
Like, oh, the numbers are. Yeah, those are crazy. What I mean is I'm not surprised that like scalpers are an issue and everybody's going for it. It that that works for me.
Linus
I don't know. I kind of, I kind of believed in Nintendo that they were just gonna like make enough of them. And I guess you just like, you can't, you can't make enough when you have eight years of pent up demand for a Nintendo console that doesn't look like donkey balls on your tv. I mean the, the Switch was an old phone when they launched. Super hairy and big.
Dan
He likes bananas.
Linus
Bongo tastic. Bongo balls. The European Commission continues to be a beacon of hope. The European Commission fined Apple 500 million euro for blocking app developers from steering users to cheaper payment options outside the App Store. Meta also got hit with a 200 million euro fine for its consent or pay model, which forces users to either give up their data or pay for ad free versions of Facebook and Instagram. Honestly, I was kind of okay with Facebook's approach.
Dan
Totally fine with it, to be honest. Just don't use the service.
Linus
However, Facebook Marketplace dodged major regulation under the DMA after the EU found that it had fewer than 10,000 business users. So it is no longer designated under the DMA. The note here says Linus isn't convinced by that 10,000 business user number. Expand on that thought for the class. I'd be happy to, simply based on the number of commercial entities that I see selling stuff on Facebook Marketplace here, whether it's cars or services or whatever else across the entire EU. You're going to tell me there's less than 10,000 of them. I do not believe you.
Dan
I think that's dramatically underreported On a.
Linus
More consumer friendly note, starting June 20, all smartphones and tablets sold in the EU must come with a label showing battery life, energy efficiency and repairability ratings. How cool is that?
Dan
Does that mean there's going to be a standard for evaluating these things? Is there a standard for A, B.
Linus
C, D, E for repairability class? Yeah, yeah.
Dan
That's not what I mean.
Linus
A standard. Oh, I don't know. We can look.
Dan
How do they rate them?
Linus
I don't know.
Dan
Who's rating them?
Linus
I don't know. Someone is.
Dan
How do you rate repairability?
Linus
I don't know.
Dan
Yeah, but that's one individual company.
Linus
Well, I'm just, I'm just saying. EU Repair. I'm sure there's a. I'm sure there's a rubric there. EU Repair.
Dan
What's the rubric for? Battery life. What's the test they're doing for repairability index?
Linus
Calm down.
Dan
I'm not saying it doesn't exist. I want to see. I'm saying I want to see it.
Linus
I'll fight you. What are we fighting about? Repairability Scoring system Product Bureau Europa EU Repair. Okay, here we go. Including scoring here. You happy? Okay, cool.
Dan
How did they do it though?
Linus
Welcome to the website about product repairability. Wow, that is like the most European header that I think I've ever. Okay, project plan, project plan. Oh my God. Documents.
Dan
Where's scoring then?
Linus
Related links.
Dan
Oh boy. I'd be really interested to see how they, how they score across so many different devices. Repairability and battery life.
Linus
There's a second draft report. Okay, smart guy.
Luke
Oh boy.
Linus
Oh boy. How long is this?
Dan
We need an AI summary stat.
Linus
Hold on, hold on. We got. No, no, we got the thing. We got the thing. We got the index, the table of indexes. Disassembly depth, fastener type tools, spare parts, software updates, repair information, other relevant parameters. Selection of scoring parameters. Okay. Be really interested to see how disassembly depth, page 17.
Dan
I really need to see how scaling, how this scale works versus the iFixit scale.
Linus
Okay, so disassembly depth. Here we go. Where is it? It said it was on page 17. Disassembly depth. Here we go. A score is designed, is assigned for each priority part based on their disassembly depths. A discrete rating is proposed. Points are assigned at priority part level. So rating class one disassembly depth index, less than or equal to two steps is five points. If you are 15 steps of disassembly depth, that's one point and that's a priority part.
Dan
So a priority part I'm assuming would.
Linus
Be like a screen or battery.
Dan
A drive.
Linus
Cool.
Dan
I'm assuming.
Linus
Okay.
Dan
Sweet. I wonder how they do battery. But that is very cool.
Linus
I mean, most batteries don't move around much, so I'd imagine they just do the battery. Yo.
Dan
Do the battery.
Linus
And then you spontaneously combust.
Dan
Someone pokes you and you just blow up.
Luke
You're a Samsung.
Linus
Yeah. Got him. Note seven. Note seven. Zing. Wow, that's timely. What are we supposed to be doing?
Luke
You got about five minutes. Until when? After dark.
Linus
Oh.
Dan
Oh, yeah. You have an out.
Linus
Oh, yeah.
Dan
I sort of forgot about that.
Linus
Yep. The LTT subreddit has corrected Linus's take on American cheese.
Dan
He was wrong again. I think I was also wrong, but I'm going to point it at him because it says Linus's take. Not my fault this time. Didn't have my name in the subject.
Linus
It is indeed made primarily from real cheese with some added ingredients to change its texture. The two linked threads point towards a video by Nilered on his secondary channel. Niall Blue making American cheese on his own. We're not going to watch that here. You guys should go watch it.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
The discussion question is, is it cheese now? It doesn't taste like cheese.
Luke
May.
Linus
And maybe part of the problem. What are the other ingredients, the particular brands? It's like salt and something or butter and milk powder something.
Luke
Normally there's an emulsifier as well, like a xanthan gum or something. Yeah, you can make it yourself. There's great Chef Steps video on making. Yeah. Processed cheese.
Dan
Chef Steps is great.
Linus
The ones I've eaten are disgusting, so.
Luke
I'll say that much because it's mostly not cheese.
Dan
Dude, it's alive with Brad is actually amazing.
Luke
Oh, my God. Yeah.
Linus
What's that?
Luke
Oh. Or is it live with Brad? Is that Bon appetit?
Dan
Yeah. Wait, I'm talking about the wrong one. But yes, I like both of them. Both of them are great. I got them conflated. But I do like both of them a lot.
Linus
So it has cheese in it and that's good. And I like my cheese in a brick.
Dan
Chef Steps makes the jewel, right?
Luke
No, that's a. They make the anova.
Dan
Ah.
Linus
Apparently used to be Bon appetit, but he went solo.
Dan
Cool. Either way, good stuff.
Linus
Game over there says American cheese is good exclusively on sandwiches with really cheap ass lunch meat.
Luke
I mean, the menu has a line in it at the end that American cheese is the best cheese for putting on a Burger because it doesn't split when it's heated to a high temperature.
Linus
Doesn't split.
Luke
That's what the emulsifiers are for by split.
Linus
Why would it split?
Luke
Well, the oils separate. Have you ever made, like, hollandaise or something like that?
Linus
Yeah, it's great when the oils separate.
Luke
You like it when it gets grainy and, like, grainy.
Linus
What are you even talking. What kind of cheese are you people eating?
Luke
This is normal cheese. If you overheat normal cheese.
Linus
Well, why would you overheat it? Get good.
Luke
Say you're making a cheese sauce or a grilled sauce.
Linus
I thought we were talking about a burger.
Luke
Yeah, you put it on a hot burger.
Linus
Like, put it on a hot burger, and then when it's melted, you eat it. What's wrong with you people? Someone says, linus, you don't cook. No, but I can put. We're not talking about cooking. We're talking about putting cheese on a burger. That's not even. That's not even cooking. Who cares? Linus can't cook. What are you guys talking about? No, honestly, though. Okay, both of you. I have handed both of you, at some point or another, a hamburger with melted cheese on it. Are you telling me that I. That I prepared both of you? Explain this to me.
Dan
I don't know if there's any evidence of this happening.
Linus
You know for a fact. More than one time. More than one time.
Dan
I love. I love how exclusively talking about cheese melting on hamburgers went to Linus can't cook. I. I just.
Luke
What is wrong with you people? I'm just talking about emulsifiers in American cheese.
Dan
The conversation of which Linus was following.
Linus
Yeah, but why do I need them? What's wrong with the. What's wrong with the melted cheese? That's just doesn't have emulsifying agents in it.
Luke
Stabilizes it for temperatures.
Linus
If you're making a cheese.
Luke
Cheese sauce is.
Linus
But I'm not making a cheese sauce. I'm putting cheese on a burger.
Luke
Whatever the hell you want.
Linus
But what. What do the emulsifiers do? Someone said it doesn't do a thing. Cheddar doesn't have the same effect on ham on burgers as American. What do you mean, the same effect? It adds a cheesy flavor. What effect do you want from your cheese?
Luke
It makes the burger taste less like plastic.
Linus
You want it to tap down?
Dan
We're gonna end up on the subreddit.
Luke
Again because of you, Linus.
Dan
Good.
Linus
Oh, man.
Luke
Cheese discourse.
Dan
What are you guys talking. It's supposed to melt Even, like, pizza.
Linus
Unique username goes. You don't know about cheese. Just do the correction. You're gonna be called a narcissist for weeks again.
Dan
No, I'm asking a question and no one's answering it.
Linus
Nobody is answering the question. What is wrong with just melting regular cheese?
Dan
And there is the line. Dan's right at the end of the menu. He talks about how American cheese is best.
Luke
What Linus is talking about is completely reasonable.
Linus
What. What does it do better?
Luke
It just holds. What do you mean?
Linus
It doesn't melt.
Luke
It just holds itself together better.
Linus
What the f. Are people talking about? It works fine. This is user error. I'm sorry, what?
Dan
I'm. If. If I'm making an assumption here.
Luke
What do you mean burger's not gonna get it up to the level where it's gonna, like, de. Emulsify.
Linus
De Emulsify. What? We're talking about burgers.
Luke
Yes, but cheese is a suspension, and the milk solids can separate out if you overheat. Like, say, a cheese product in a fondue or, like, in a cheese sauce.
Linus
Why would I do that?
Luke
Well, you wouldn't on a burger, which is why. I don't know why they're freaking out.
Linus
Why would I do that in a cheese sauce either? Just control your temperature.
Luke
Yeah, exactly.
Linus
Like. Yeah, this is.
Luke
Cook it right. This is like saying. That's a great answer.
Linus
No, this is like saying you need to use, like, garbage. Garbage chocolate. Because you can't be arsed to use a double boiler. Like, what are we even talking about?
Luke
I don't know, like, tempering chocolate, which sucks. You could just do that with an immersion circulator, but, like. Oh, my God, this is dumb. Just use normal cheese. It's fine. Linus, you don't need.
Linus
I will.
Luke
You don't need to have American.
Linus
The oil separating out of the cheese. Okay. Are you talking about how the oil kind of pools on the top of the. On the top of the cheese? Like, it sweats. Is that what we're talking about when you heat it up?
Luke
No, that's what people.
Dan
I think what they're talking about.
Linus
Okay.
Dan
When you're using real cheese, it kind of wraps. Wraps itself around the burger a little bit, right?
Linus
I mean, yeah, if you leave it in for too long.
Dan
A little bit, sure. Okay. Well, I think what they're talking about is when you use the. The slice American cheese thing, it will literally keep its shape and, like, stick out even after being cooked because it.
Luke
Becomes less heat sensitive because it's basically.
Dan
So it's not Gonna wrap around the burger.
Luke
Singular block of goop.
Dan
It keeps that like I am a square of cheese thing going on.
Luke
You want that behavior. Also the. The pull is way better.
Dan
People are now saying, no, it doesn't do that. So I guess I'm wrong. I have no idea.
Linus
Cheese stays on the burger. How are you guys knocking all the cheese off your burger?
Dan
That's not true. Unless you're talking about processed cheese food. Is that not what we're talking about?
Linus
Literally the opposite. It melts more.
Dan
It melts better.
Linus
Other cheese separates even on a burger, which leads to way more.
Luke
I have never had to separate on a burger in my entire life.
Linus
The oil is already in the cheese. There isn't more oil.
Dan
Okay. So what they're saying is that it melts more and wraps more around the burger.
Linus
It wraps more around the burger.
Luke
That's just cuz it's very thin.
Linus
Yeah. Why would you want that? I like a big old thick. I can afford cheese slice of cheese on my hamburger. I'm not gonna put.
Dan
I like this, actually. LMG exclusive Linus barbecues burgers with five different cheeses to test it out. I think that's great. I think that's fantastic. It's great for grilled cheese.
Linus
You know what else is great for grilled cheese? Learning to just cut cheese evenly with a knife and then putting cheese on your grilled cheese.
Luke
You do get some incredible strings, dude.
Linus
There's absolutely no way that I would put, like, American cheese. At least like a Kraft single. Is that what we're talking about? We're talking about craft singles.
Luke
That's what I thought we were talking about.
Linus
That's my understanding.
Dan
That's what I thought too.
Luke
Yeah.
Linus
I would rather eat plastic than eat Kraft singles on a grilled cheese sandwich. I'm sorry.
Luke
I mean, they say so.
Dan
Okay, so American cheese, especially when used using a brand with emulsifiers like sodium citrate, melts exceptionally well and creates a smooth, fluid texture. According to Bon Appetit. This contrasts with some other cheeses that might become clumpy or greasy when melted.
Linus
Skill issue. Okay, what else we got here to what else we got this week?
Luke
I'm gonna freaking lose it. And.
Linus
And so craft singles are apparently bad. Whatever they use at Subway is also inedible. That stuff is trash. I wouldn't feed it to my dog. I don't even have a dog.
Luke
Okay. If you want the properties of American cheese, just follow the chef's steps video and just get some real cheese and then just put some chemicals in it. And you're done. It's real cheese, but with ch. That's it. You processed it.
Linus
Viridian is still mad that I'm saying it doesn't lead to more oil because the texture of the liquid is different. Yeah, but that's not more oil. That's just that the oil is on top of the. I mean, by the time you're taking a bite of a burger, a little bit of liquid oil in this thing. Is that. Is that a concern? I mean, it's got a beef patty on it, right? Like, come on.
Luke
I don't know. I don't. I've never seen an oil with like, Camembert or like a real.
Linus
You don't. You don't take the burger apart and like, lick the top of the cheese. Do. Why is the oil there a concern?
Dan
Personally, I eat my burgers like Oreos, so I don't know what you're talking about.
Luke
You dunk him in milk. It's like a hot dog eating competition.
Linus
I want to see Linus do the cheese jar challenge. Oh, God, that sounds awful.
Dan
What is the cheese jar challenge?
Linus
I don't know, but it sounds like it involves, like, cheese whiz. They made me eat cheese whiz at like a. Like a. Like a spin for punishment thing on a live stream a while back, and I just about vomited. It was horrible. Horrible.
Dan
This didn't even come up with anything. It came up with, like, the great jar trial from Elden Ring. I have no idea.
Luke
30 minutes left. Can we talk about not fake cheese? I mean, real cheese, but it just has emulsifiers in it.
Linus
We can talk about the slate truck. The $20,000American made pickup truck with no paint.
Dan
What?
Linus
No stereo.
Dan
What?
Linus
And no touchscreen.
Dan
Sounds amazing.
Linus
Michigan based Slate Auto has developed the Slate truck, meant as a blank slate to be extremely customizable and extremely affordable. It's expected to be sub 20 grand after federal incentives, assuming those stick around, aiming for a production start in 2026. Instead of steel or aluminum, the body panels are unpainted molded plastic, or as Slate calls them, injection molded polypropylene composite material. The unpainted body was designed to take advantage of the trend of vinyl wrapping cars. They offer vinyl wrap kits directly, or you can DIY it. There's a configurator that is live on their site right now. Oh. Personalize your slate. Let's go. Boom. Slate truck environments, color dip.
Dan
Okay, click on personalize.
Linus
Let's go.
Dan
Yo. Nice.
Linus
All right, so vinyl, vinyl wraps. Definitely not gonna lie.
Dan
This is cool.
Linus
Okay.
Dan
They even show like, if you don't want to like go through all the work of getting like very legitimate speakers, you can just do this.
Linus
Wow. What? It's just a Bluetooth speaker.
Dan
You just print a. I'm assuming you just 3D print a Bluetooth speaker.
Luke
One hot dog holder.
Linus
Yeah, that is hilarious.
Dan
I'm just like, yeah, whatever. Just, yeah, you know, you want some sound, you don't want to pay for speakers throughout your truck. Done.
Linus
The truck does not come with any infotainment at all. Not even a radio. Slate intends to make information regarding basic repair and maintenance available through a Slate university. And they have a partnership with already established nationwide service centers for work on things like the high voltage system or for customers who just want the work taken care of. They will not be doing sailors through a dealership, but through direct sales online and pickup locations similar to Tesla. So discussion question here is, would you buy a vehicle that is lacking everything but the absolute basics? If you did, would you intend to drive it as is or would you upgrade it, slash, make it your own?
Dan
I'd upgrade it and make my own and I would absolutely buy one. Yeah. Sick.
Linus
This actually seems super cool. Like it's one of those like. Yeah, for real though. Like, I already have a phone.
Dan
Yeah, whatever.
Linus
Or a tablet.
Dan
But like. And you could set up a screen in there that you connect your phone to that just like makes your phone screen bigger and more easy to interact with. Like that's fine, but you can set that up yourself or you just get one of those and you're totally fine.
Linus
Look, actual buttons. I am PC control.
Dan
Trillion percent sure someone will come out with some. Maybe Slate will themselves some way to add like proper speakers. Whatever.
Linus
This seems legitimately pretty cool.
Dan
That's sweet.
Linus
I think Bezos backed it though.
Dan
That's gross.
Linus
Don't. Don't quote me on that. Hold on. Slate truck.
Dan
Still cool.
Linus
Bezos back.
Dan
Yes, still cool.
Linus
Yeah, you can, you can still get one. It's still pretty cool. You can make yourself feel better by just watching Bezos face plant by the, by the spaceship. Just watch it on. Just watch it on loop for a little while. Have it like side by side because you're making a major purchase, right? So obviously you're at your computer. So you just put Bezos face planting as your center, sort of subway surfers on the side. And then you configure your Slate truck and it cancels it out.
Dan
That's good. The truck is all electric, carrying a 52.7 kilowatt hour battery that powers a single rear motor producing 201 horsepower and 195 foot pounds of torque. Acceleration from stop to 60 miles per hour would take about 8 seconds which if this was 20 years ago would be like amazing. So it's probably fine. You're probably okay. Relax. Driving range is estimated 150 miles. And there's an optional 84.3 kilowatt hour battery which will increase the range to 240 miles.
Linus
Oh, that's pretty good.
Dan
There's also a dual motor all wheel drive powertrain that is potentially in the works. And it charges with Tesla style ports.
Linus
Yeah, I think those are going to win. Now.
Dan
Payload tops out at 1433 pounds. Towing at a thousand pounds. This is like more than what almost everyone needs. The whole like zero to 60 time thing. Like what? It's cool. Most people aren't gonna really care. I think we got past a point where it really matters to the vast majority of people. And if you want to have fun with your Porsche, go for it.
Linus
I do.
Dan
But like most people that want a $20,000 truck, like dude, can it get up to speed within a safe period of time on the highway? Yes. Cool. I'm like, outside of that. Doesn't really matter much.
Linus
That's fair enough.
Dan
This is sweet.
Linus
SoCal tech fair. Apparently we're a sponsor.
Dan
Nice.
Linus
That's super cool.
Dan
Let's go.
Linus
Our team's been working on get. Oh. What, what, what, what?
Dan
What's he doing there?
Linus
Meet and greet. Meet and greet with the one, the one and only Colton Potter fired him.
Dan
And now he's working for them.
Linus
Imagine that. What a guy. Anyway, hold on. There's a bunch of notes in the doc. So this is J's 2 cent heights SoCal Tech Fair happening in the city of industry, California on May 3rd and 4th. Our team is sponsoring the Tower of Power booth activity where you can take part in a frantic 2v2 motherboard stacking. Face off to see which tech community team gets the highest Height in under 2 minutes. Random hardware provided. Stacking ability skills unfortunately optional. You can win lttstore.com prizes including commuter backpacks, screwdrivers, magnetic cable management, sticker packs and more. And if you come on Sunday, Colton will be there to say hi and you're fired. Good catchphrase. Has anyone ever thought of that before? Some other cool things happening at the event. There's an AMD CPU trade in offer while supplies last. You can trade any AMD CPU in any condition and get a free ultimate Upgrade to the AMD family. An AMD Ryzen 7 9700X and an Asus B650 motherboard combo. That also qualifies toward a free copy of Monster Hunter Wild. Sorry, how does this work? There's got to be. It's got to. Is it like raffle or something? Sorry, What? What? What? What? What? What is this? Hold on. Where's the. Where's the info on this? Okay, SoCal Tech Fair Control F AMD AMD cares trade in program. There's got to be while supplies last.
Dan
While supplies last is, I'm assuming, a big part of this.
Linus
This trade in is limited per day per individual paid ticket holders. Okay. It's basically a sweepstakes then. Yeah, I think it's a sweepstakes.
Dan
I think they mean ticket holders, as in ticket to the event.
Linus
Yeah, I know.
Dan
How's it a sweepstakes?
Linus
Well, because not everyone who buys a ticket to the event is going to win it. Test your luck. Test your luck on the AMD Plinko board to receive tickets to win daily GPU giveaways. Wait, yeah, that's a separate thing because of course it gets even more loaded. Sign up and enter yet another free PC giveaway with two times another separate thing. Okay. Depending on AMD Cares. So fair challenge rating. Challenge rating. What are these coins? Or the. They're bank coins.
Dan
What?
Linus
They're bank coin. AMD cares. Depending on trade in restrictions. TBD 5 minutes limited trade in while supplies last. I mean, yeah, there's gonna be. There's gonna be some kind of gating. There's absolutely no way that every single person who attends is getting a free CPU and motherboard.
Dan
So it's gotta be the while supplies last part.
Linus
I. Yeah, I mean, good luck. Good luck with getting that because that seems like a very good deal. Also, IBuyPower is gonna have a GPU garage sale. You can learn more and get tickets by searching SoCal Tech Fair or at the link in the video description. Also, The Boink Pentathlon 2025. The LTT Forum Boink team will be competing in The Boink Pentathlon 2025 running from May 5 to May 19. In this event, we'll go up against other tech communities by contributing computing power through Boink to support scientific research and progress. While only Boink points count toward the pentathlon, we'll also be tracking folding at home stats for anyone signed up. If you want to join the competition and support science, you can find all the details and sign up info on the LTT forum that's LinusTechTips.com. just look for the Boink. Pentathlon 2025 thread. All right, it's time for After Dark. I assume I can find this easily.
Dan
Not Boeing. Boink. B, O, I, N, C. Boink.
Linus
Where would they have posted that? Probably here, right? Yeah. Here we go. Community. Boop.
Dan
Boink. Pentathlon.
Linus
It's just pentathlon. There's no second A. Oh, common mistake.
Dan
Pentathlon sounds better.
Luke
I know some mandala effect here. Bernstein Bears.
Dan
Yeah.
Luke
Brenstein Brads Mainstain.
Linus
Berenstain.
Dan
Oh, yeah. After Dark. Let's go.
Luke
Are they even bears? All right, I got some March messages here for you.
Dan
The one that gets me the most is the Fruit of the Loom cornucopia thing.
Luke
Yeah. Messed me up.
Linus
Do they not have a cornucopia?
Dan
The claim is that they don't, but I specifically remember learning what that was because of asking my mom about the. Yeah, apparently that's not a thing.
Linus
What?
Dan
Yeah, no, it says fact check. Click into it.
Luke
Do not believe that at all.
Dan
I don't believe it either, man.
Linus
Are you sure?
Dan
Yeah. The Fruit of the Loam logo that never contained a.
Linus
What now? This I've never seen. But what? Rating false.
Luke
So it did basically.
Dan
No, no. Scroll.
Luke
The claim is that it didn't, and then that's false.
Linus
Yeah.
Dan
At some point in the past, the Free Luna. No, no.
Linus
Yeah, Fact check. It has never contained one.
Luke
What?
Linus
Rating false.
Dan
Yeah. Okay, scroll up slightly.
Linus
What is happening there?
Dan
Read the claim and then read the rating day.
Linus
At some point it contained a cornucopia.
Dan
That is false.
Luke
Oh.
Dan
Meaning they're saying that it did not contain a cornucopia, but I don't believe that.
Luke
I also refuse to believe.
Linus
What?
Dan
There's no way, dude.
Linus
It's been disproved. What's been disproved?
Dan
That it contained a cornucopia is strongly.
Linus
Held an image they're saying that's not real, but that. What?
Dan
Which there's, like, no way.
Linus
What?
Dan
This is a fabrication, not an actual Fruit of the Loon logo. Like, what are you talking about? I. There's no way. The only thing that I thought of was we used to they disprove through the looms claim. Is that true?
Linus
Did it never contain a cornucopia? Okay, because this actually looks pretty familiar to me as well. I. This looked very familiar, though.
Dan
I swear that one's real.
Linus
This.
Luke
Maybe their logo has emulsifiers in it, too.
Linus
Fruit of the Limb.
Dan
I mean, there's Proof they did. It was marketing. But then why does this thing say the claim is false?
Linus
Well, this is Yahoo Finance. I don't know. I. This doesn't look right to me, though. Found in thrift stores. More examples sent to Snopes appear to have their origins in a June 20 point, among other things. The other example of some from a TikTok video proposed cover up is one of the greatest marketing ploys in history. The provenance of these photos is unknown, and as a result, their utility as evidence is limited. Okay. I don't know, man. People are saying the site is wrong.
Dan
Yeah, I don't know.
Linus
I'm very upset right now. I could. I could have sworn it had a thing. Wait, an early version did have it, but it was dropped. What is this? Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Okay, well. Okay, well, anyway, after dark. Oh, man, I'm so upset. I was also a Shazam. Kazam. Bamboozled earlier. I was bamboozled. I. Whatever the wrong one is. I thought that Sinbad was in a movie called Kazam. But also. But. But it's actually Shaq in a movie called Shazam or whatever. Like, I could have sworn I remembered seeing a VHS of Sinbad as a genie, but apparently that never happened, so.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Yeah. So it's a whole thing Mandela effect, man.
Dan
The cornucopia thing. Like, I. I refuse to give up on that because I. I very specifically remember being in the car coming from a thrift store, having bought a Fruit of the Loom thing and asked my mom what that thing was, and her explaining the word cornucopia. That's how I learned the word cornucopia. It was from the Fruit of the Loom logo.
Luke
Yeah.
Dan
So I don't know.
Luke
Do you think maybe knockoffs?
Dan
Yeah.
Luke
Yeah.
Dan
That's the only theory that's made sense to me because back then we got a lot of stuff from. From thrift stores and secondhand and stuff like that.
Luke
Same area and.
Dan
Maybe, maybe, maybe. But why are you knocking off Fruit of the Loom?
Luke
I don't know anymore.
Dan
That's the last remaining thing for me is, like, weren't they cheap in the first place?
Luke
Maybe that's why this timeline is so messed up. So they changed something.
Dan
Who's making a knockoff version of the cheap brand? I understand the Fruity Loom website says. No, I don't care. I don't believe it.
Linus
He doesn't care. He doesn't believe it. Okay.
Luke
All right. Why has email not changed in the past 20 years? Number one time annoying thing in business is email. Why haven't anyone come up with a more efficient way to process email threads?
Dan
That was a dramatic change.
Linus
That was a huge change.
Dan
Massive.
Linus
I mean there's still a lot of issues like formatting and like text formatting and like reply formatting in email chains when people are using different services or clients can still get a little bit messy. But overall email is for me not the number one most annoying thing. It's actually really annoying when people send me anything that needs actual thought put into it via any means other than email. Because as soon as I have read something like on my phone, if it requires more than two seconds of thought, I can't reply to you right now because I'm in the middle of something and I will never think to reply to you again because now it isn't marked on red and it's not sitting in my email where it can be carefully organized and isn't just going to get buried the next time someone messages me something. Because the way that sorting works on messaging apps is not ideal for the way that my add brain works. And there are more efficient ways to process emails. There's like priority view in your Gmail inbox. There's like AI reply help if you're.
Dan
Being able to sort by unread. Probably in the last 20 years.
Linus
Yeah, huge difference maker. Email has definitely changed.
Dan
Email was largely processed on like email clients and I remember it was like an actual job back in like the geek squad era to back up up people's email files so that you could transfer them to their new computer and stuff. Like the email has dramatically changed.
Linus
It's way better. Way better. Now the search in Gmail sucks, but other than that it's way better.
Dan
It's really wild.
Linus
Oh crap.
Luke
Don't do that. Linus.
Linus
We both cleared and so we cleared two.
Luke
Oh, I'll read one while I look for it. Question for Luke. If you could, would you own bigger birds? Like parrot size?
Linus
No, because if he could, he probably wouldn't own the size of birds he has now.
Luke
Never thought about that.
Linus
Fun fact. You can.
Dan
We have to do seven medications a day, right?
Linus
You wouldn't even have to squeeze that hard.
Dan
We have to do seven medications. Blind kid and my God. And we have to give them milk. Milk thistle. Milk thistle. I think that's milk thistle. Medicated water, basically. It's. It's crazy.
Linus
Okay, okay. Here out. Charge nuclei. Chickens. I bet you don't. Chickens.
Luke
I used to keep chickens. 10 out of 10 birds.
Dan
Chickens are probably the only one. And it's because they have utility.
Linus
I mean, technically, budgies have the same utility. You're just. You just have a hang up about it.
Dan
Eating their eggs.
Linus
Well, I mean, not everybody just eats the chicken eggs.
Dan
Oh, there's really not a lot of meat.
Luke
They got feet too.
Linus
I'm not saying it has a ton of you.
Dan
It would hardly even constitute a snack.
Linus
I'm just saying it has some.
Dan
Legitimately.
Linus
I'm just saying it has some bagel bite.
Dan
No, I don't even like a Triscuit.
Linus
Just a little Triscuit with melted cheese. Proper cheese. And then a little bit. You mean.
Dan
But then it might not be properly melted. Linus, you clearly don't know how to cook.
Luke
Shut up.
Linus
Anyway, I just want a no context shirt with a burger patty with melted cheese on the top of it.
Luke
I've said so. Nick. So many messages this evening.
Dan
What was I gonna say? Yeah, no indoor birds. I don't want a bigger one because the poop is a problem. Budgies, the poop's not really that big of a deal, but I want to be able to allow them to fly. So if you have a larger bird that has big goopy poop, you don't want that flying all over the place. There's pictures people have shown me of like their monitors and the back of their monitor is just like covered in. It's gross.
Linus
Okay.
Dan
Don't want that.
Linus
In response to the next in response to the next merge message. This is not my wife. What? This is not my wife. Oh, our. Our next merge message. This is a Hong Kong based actor. She's 50. She's a little old for me. Pretty impressive filmography, which is nice and good for her, but she is not, in fact my wife. So this next Mercer merch message. Hello, Linus, you've mentioned Yvonne is from Hong Kong. As someone else who married a girl from Hong Kong, I was wondering if you've taught the kids Cantonese and go back to visit from time to time. Time? I have never said my wife is from Hong Kong. She is not from Hong Kong. We do go back to visit the country that she is actually from, which is Malaysia slash Brunei, but I don't know, once every 10 years or so. We actually just went back and Yvonne does not speak Cantonese. She speaks a little bit of Mandarin from when she was a kid, but barely these days. Yeah, Mandela effect again. Here we go. Here we go. No, I did not. Not, not. Scrappy. DP I'm not being mean. She. I'm not saying she's old. I'm just saying she's a little old for me. She's 11 years older than me. What? What?
Dan
You know when people get to a certain age.
Linus
Yes.
Dan
Their age band tends to increase.
Linus
Their age band, yeah.
Dan
What they're acceptable with And I'm just saying maybe you're up there. There.
Linus
Maybe I'm up there.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Really?
Dan
How old are you now? 30.
Linus
Don't worry about it.
Dan
8.
Linus
Hold on. Which one is it? Crap. Yes. Barely though.
Dan
Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you went. There are definitely 38 year olds that would date 27 year olds.
Linus
And, and I might say, I don't know, they seem a little for you. I.
Dan
Young.
Linus
Well, okay. The thing is. Young.
Dan
Yeah. They're dating down 11 years. I don't think they're a little.
Linus
Oh, sorry. No, no. I thought we were going the other way.
Dan
Okay.
Linus
I would say, I would say that if an 11 year gap works for someone then that's fine.
Dan
It's huge. It's huge. I wouldn't do it. You do you in either direction. That's a lot.
Linus
You do you.
Dan
When there's like a generational gap. I don't know.
Linus
Mukan Twish says LOL. Linus thinks 27 is a little old for a 38 year old. I mean it's a very different, it's a very different life stage.
Dan
Fine. It's not like, like I'm in the.
Linus
Middle of my career and I'm dating someone who is like getting close to the end of theirs potentially, especially if they work in film. And so like we're just going to be at completely different life stages in a very short amount of time. That's a major concern for me. Like I like that Yvonne and I, the other more different Yvonne, the one I actually married, are going to like age together, you know, barring any kind of, you know, knock on wood, horrible, you know, health affliction or anything like that. We're going to mostly fall apart at probably almost around the same time. Ish. You know.
Dan
Yeah.
Linus
Goes according to plan.
Dan
It doesn't gross me out. I wouldn't do it and it's going to be surprising to me. But yeah, I don't know. I just think if you're going to be cool with going X amount of years down, you should also be cool with going X amount of years up.
Linus
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not saying, I'm not saying it makes any kind of.
Dan
But if you're not cool going X amount of years down, then yeah, fair enough stuff.
Linus
I, I I like that Yvonne and I are the same age and I totally recognize that other things work for other people.
Dan
Yeah, it's fine.
Linus
Totally fine. Yeah, yeah, totally fine. Okay. Mick, 81, dating a 37 year old. Are we talking about Mick Jagger? Hold on. I mean that's not your girlfriend at that point. That's your. That's like your like caretaker Melanie Hamrick and Mick Jagger, 44 year age gap.
Dan
So I'm saying is he should be open to. How old is he again?
Luke
Too much.
Dan
81, was it said?
Linus
Yeah, I think so.
Dan
I don't think five year old legal.
Luke
I don't think you're allowed to do that. Although he could probably afford do what he wants.
Dan
Bill Belichick is 70 and his girlfriend is 24.
Linus
All right, here we go.
Dan
Okay, that's normal.
Linus
Fans fear for him after her bizarre social media post. I mean, yeah, that doesn't seem like a mismatch at all, you know?
Dan
Is that the bizarre social media post?
Linus
Not bizarre.
Dan
That's. That's super normal. That looks great.
Luke
Adorable.
Dan
That's cute. If anything.
Linus
Okay, well, anyway, so said surely he.
Dan
Wasn'T allowed to eat until she took the picture. Who cares?
Linus
What?
Dan
That might even be true.
Linus
He also is eating. He's like totally like starting on it while she takes a picture of her food. Calm down.
Dan
Get off it.
Linus
My goodness, calm down.
Luke
This is what happens when the cornucopia goes missing.
Dan
The world just.
Luke
Everything is gone downhill. Zids.
Dan
Yeah.
Luke
I can't do this anymore.
Dan
Yeah, okay.
Luke
Hello, fellow humans. With the AMD APUs. With great graphics performance, do you think GPUs will become less popular?
Linus
Yes, they already have especially cheap GPUs. They basically don't exist anymore. Boom. It's AMD's fault.
Dan
I accept this. This is true.
Linus
Nvidia slash S. Oh my God. No, no, no, no, no.
Dan
He said it. He said it. He said it. Go after him on Reddit, make a thread.
Luke
Just add it to the cheese one. I don't care anymore. Hi, LTD crew. Hey, now that Lin a few products. Is he a fan of quote unquote Design by committee, e.g. microsoft or a singular gut envision, aka Steve Jobs?
Linus
Nothing. Neither. They're both stupid.
Dan
Wait, what?
Linus
The correct answer is having a singular guiding vision and consulting a committee and taking the best ideas from your committee of people that presumably you surrounded yourself with because they're smart, and then combining all of those, reaching a consensus about what the best product is to achieve the vision, which may have changed through discussion with the rest of the team and then creating a product that is better than what any one of those people would have created. But not as directionless as what an entire team would have created. There you go. You're welcome.
Dan
Someone disprove this wayback machine. Fruit.com for the loom logo.
Linus
What? Fruit.com.
Dan
Is their actual website. Just fruit dot.
Linus
What is fruit dot com?
Dan
Yes, it is. It was archived on April Fools. No. No way. So did the Fruit of the Loom company for April Fools put up a logo with the cornucopia in it?
Linus
It caught him.
Dan
What a troll. That's actually an amazing troll.
Linus
That's pretty good.
Dan
That's actually fantastic.
Linus
That's pretty good. All right, well, you know what? It's been great hanging out with y'all. I mean, doing a therapy session with y'all.
Luke
Yeah.
Linus
We will see you again next week. Same bad time, same bad channel.
Dan
How long can I. I can pause forever. You could be late for your thing.
Linus
I'll just leave. But I've done my part.
Hosts: Linus Sebastian, Luke Lafreniere, and Dan Tomic
Release Date: April 26, 2025
Duration: Approximately 152 minutes
In this episode of The WAN Show, Linus and Luke delve into the perplexing issue of Google promoting ad blockers on YouTube, exploring the apparent contradictions and implications for content creators and viewers alike. Alongside this main topic, the hosts touch on a variety of other tech-related subjects, including Intel's CPU challenges, the remastering of the classic game Oblivion, leadership changes at Discord, and exciting merch announcements.
Overview:
The primary discussion revolves around Google's contradictory actions concerning ad blockers on YouTube. While Google seemingly allows and promotes ads for ad blockers like PIE on YouTube, it simultaneously restricts content creators from discussing or educating viewers about ad blocking within their videos.
Key Points:
Ad Blocker Ads on YouTube:
Content vs. Advertising Policies:
Impact on Content Creators:
Community Reactions and Host Stance:
Notable Quotes:
Overview:
Shifting focus, the hosts discuss Intel’s recent struggles in the CPU market, highlighting the company's inability to captivate consumers with its latest offerings compared to previous generations.
Key Points:
Classic Coke Moment:
Performance Issues:
Sales Performance:
Leadership Changes and Workforce Reductions:
Market Impact:
Notable Quotes:
Overview:
The conversation shifts to the remastered version of the classic game Oblivion, examining its reception, technical updates, and the enthusiastic response from the modding community.
Key Points:
Launch Success:
Technical Enhancements:
Modding Community:
Skyblivion Project:
Misleading Information Concerns:
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Overview:
A significant segment of the episode focuses on Discord's leadership transition, with co-founder Jason Citron stepping down as CEO and being succeeded by Human Sacchini amid speculations of an impending IPO.
Key Points:
CEO Transition:
IPO Speculations:
Strategic Implications:
Community Response:
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Overview:
The episode features several announcements related to Linus Tech Tips merchandise, including ongoing sales, new product releases, and special promotions.
Key Points:
Shipstorm Sale Extension:
New Products:
Merchandise Interaction:
Promotional Offers:
Notable Quotes:
Overview:
Beyond the main topics, the hosts explore a variety of additional tech subjects, including regulatory actions against major tech companies, the evolution of email systems, and the cognitive impacts of modern social media platforms.
Key Points:
Regulatory Fines in the EU:
Smartphone Labeling Requirements:
Email System Inefficiencies:
Cognitive Impacts of Social Media:
Email vs. Modern Messaging Apps:
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Overview:
In the "After Dark" segment, the hosts engage in light-hearted banter, respond to listener messages, and tease upcoming collaborations. This section showcases the camaraderie and unfiltered conversations typical of The WAN Show.
Key Points:
Collaborations:
Community Engagement:
Technical Troubleshooting:
Fun and Personal Stories:
Notable Quotes:
The episode concludes with a recap of the numerous topics discussed, emphasizing Google's contradictory stance on ad blockers and its broader implications for the YouTube creator economy. The hosts encourage listeners to engage with their merchandise and participate in upcoming events like the SoCal Tech Fair. The blend of serious tech discussions with humorous and personal interactions underscores the multi-faceted nature of The WAN Show, catering to a diverse audience keen on both in-depth analysis and entertaining banter.
Final Thoughts:
Google's Future with Ad Blockers:
Tech Industry Dynamics:
Community and Engagement:
Takeaway:
This episode of The WAN Show offers a comprehensive examination of Google's paradoxical approach to ad blockers on YouTube, enriched by discussions on key industry developments and vibrant community interactions. Whether you're a tech enthusiast, a content creator, or a casual listener, the episode delivers valuable insights wrapped in engaging dialogue and humor.
Notable Timestamped Quotes for Reference:
This summary encapsulates the breadth of discussions from the April 25, 2025 episode of The WAN Show, providing a structured and detailed account for those who seek to understand the episode's key themes and conversations.