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Ryan Sickler
We got a brand new merch store up. There's tons of stuff in there including your Steve shirts and the honeydew bucket hats everybody's been asking for. Go get yours now. Thank you guys for over a million views on my new special Live and Alive. If you haven't seen it, go check it out now. Come see me on the road if I'm in your town when you're around. Tour dates are on my website@ryancickler.com hey guys, Ryan Sickler here and I'm very excited to bring you a new project I've been working on. It's called the Way Back, the Baltimore Junkyard series.
Todd Sickler
Hey, baby, we gonna be here all day. We gonna be here all day, baby. I like that kind. Foreign.
Ryan Sickler
What's up, guys? Ryan Sickler here. I'm back home in Baltimore, Very excited to be here to do something that I've been wanting to do for a long time. You guys been asking for years to have my brothers on, old friends, family, and I'm finally able to make it happen. Make sure you're subscribed. You're going to get episodes for a while. We got a bunch of them coming your way. Can't wait for you guys to see this. Welcome back to the Wayback everybody. Ryan Sickler here. This is the Way Back, the Baltimore Junkyard series. This is an episode that you guys have been asking for for a long time. And you guys have been saying, get your brothers on the podcast. Get your brothers on the podcast. Well, we finally got my brothers on the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, very excited to have both my brothers here to bring you this episode today. Ladies and gentlemen, Todd Sickler here to my left and Derek Sickler here to my right. Welcome to the podcast, guys.
Derek Sickler
Thank you.
Ryan Sickler
Thank you both for being here. Let's just start off. Is it okay if I tell them what just happened? Yeah. So I appreciate you being here because Todd just had triple bypass surgery. He rerouted his like they rerouted that key bridge traffic.
Todd Sickler
You know what I'm talking about?
Additional Family Member or Friend
I sat in that through that tunnel today.
Todd Sickler
This trip would have been different if you didn't make it. Todd, I tell you, I'm so glad you're alive. This would not have been a trip. We have fun with.
Ryan Sickler
Derek, thank you for being here as well. This is my twin brother over here. You always hear about, I say fraternal twins, but we did have identical twin beds.
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Additional Family Member or Friend
And clothes.
Todd Sickler
And clothes.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah. We talked about our mother's mental illness. To take two totally different looking people and dress them identically. It makes no sense to do that.
Todd Sickler
None.
Ryan Sickler
Absolutely none. And right now we'll be b rolling some of the gay outfits our mother put us in. Like the back to back. Do you remember the back to back rust one? It was like a rust colored shirt.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember the Disney one.
Todd Sickler
If you remember the. Do you remember the Disney. If you look at that family picture, bro, we got, we have, we're matching. We have holes in Our pants and grass nades and the family pictures like.
Derek Sickler
Olin Mills or something.
Ryan Sickler
All right, let's go back to Iron Gate. What do you remember about Christmas morning? Is there anything you remember about Christmas morning? Vaguely.
Derek Sickler
Not really.
Additional Family Member or Friend
That's where I learned we didn't have a Santa Claus.
Ryan Sickler
What do you mean?
Additional Family Member or Friend
Caught dad or somebody. Oh, you saw him putting presents under the tree.
Ryan Sickler
I didn't. I never knew that. Do you remember when mom used to put our names on our shirts?
Additional Family Member or Friend
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Okay, so there was a. A kid back in the day, his name was Adam Walsh. And that poor kid was kidnapped.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Names on our shirts.
Todd Sickler
You remember?
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, I'd remember. The shirt I had, mine was gray. I'll tell you what one yours was. It was a gray like Heather gray with a three quarter sleeve, solid red. It said Ryan and a rainbow. Not rainbow color, but an art. And yours was same, but it was blue sleeves. Derek and Todd had one too. And Adam comes out, that poor kid that got kidnapped, and they decapitated everything.
Todd Sickler
And they said the number one thing, do not put your kids names on their shirts. Because the stranger, you go, hey, Ryan, your little kids. Like, this guy knows who the hell I am.
Ryan Sickler
And she's putting them on all our shirts. All right. Derek and I talked about this. Do you remember when we would play the game, Todd, where we would just whisper your name?
Derek Sickler
Yeah. Whisper under the bed and see it like that.
Ryan Sickler
So we're laying in that, you know, we're sharing a room next to you. And I just one night I go, I talk about this one a lot. I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm on. If you're looking at your wall, Derek's on the left, I'm on the right. And I'm just starting to fall asleep. And I feel. He's feeling little things hit me and I'm like, what the is that? And he's laughing. He's like.
Todd Sickler
He's picking his boogies and he's rolling them and he's just. I thought that was on second copy in the face. It probably kept going.
Ryan Sickler
I don't.
Todd Sickler
I just. But that's where it started. I know that I'm like e. And I could hear him hit my pillow and stuff.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Picked all my throat.
Todd Sickler
Everything went. Piece of. It's so gross, dude. It's so gross. But yeah, we would do the. The whisper game. And you'd be like, what?
Ryan Sickler
And then we'd be at my.
Todd Sickler
Quit saying his name. That was the best quit stop or say about Dave. Stop telling his name. All right.
Ryan Sickler
We talked about a little bit earlier to wet in the bed. You both wet the bed. But here's what I want to give you guys.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I wet Shannon's bed. I wear a lot of people's beds.
Todd Sickler
We had the buzzers. Yeah, the buzzer.
Additional Family Member or Friend
That thing worked.
Todd Sickler
It did, dude. It worked like a. We looked it up online, too. But here's the thing, man.
Ryan Sickler
I still can't. I want to give you both credit because clearly something was going on in our family where these parents are divorced.
Todd Sickler
It's affecting you guys in a way.
Ryan Sickler
Where you're both wetting the bed. And I remember sleepovers anywhere.
Todd Sickler
People would get nervous.
Ryan Sickler
They put, like, down for you guys and stuff. And then they get those buzzers.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I got a plastic sheet on my bed right now.
Ryan Sickler
For what?
Additional Family Member or Friend
Just in case I piss it.
Todd Sickler
Do you ever. Occasionally, You guys both get these buzzers. We.
Ryan Sickler
So it was a buzzer to attach to the T shirt up here by your shoulder, and a wire ran down to a little patch in your crotch. And if that patch got wet at all, it would immediately buzz. And if. And it's effectively training you to wake up before you pee yourself. And it 100 worked for both of you. I don't remember how long it took, but I just know that I never got any sleep. This motherfucker's got a retainer in. He's slurping.
Todd Sickler
I can't open. That's what he always said. They told him he had to wear it to school. He's like, I wear that.
Additional Family Member or Friend
No way would I wore it.
Todd Sickler
He's gonna let his teeth go crooked. Went to bed, two buzzers all goddamn night going left and right.
Additional Family Member or Friend
When I lived down in Westover, before I met Sarah, I used to get up in the middle of the night and open the closet door and piss all over my dirty.
Ryan Sickler
Drunk or just drunk?
Todd Sickler
Drunk.
Ryan Sickler
Makes sense. All right. Not just in the ha.
Todd Sickler
For clothes. Thinking it's the toilet.
Ryan Sickler
Okay, here's one I want to ask you guys if you remember. Do you remember the Volkswagen Bug? Do you remember what color it originally was?
Derek Sickler
Orange.
Ryan Sickler
Red, but close.
Derek Sickler
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
What color did it become?
Todd Sickler
Blue.
Derek Sickler
With the C and P. Telephone company.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Go.
Derek Sickler
For CMP Telephone or Bell Atlantic.
Ryan Sickler
I don't remember.
Todd Sickler
It was the Yellow pages. It was the two figures.
Additional Family Member or Friend
You go by the wall page to have that.
Todd Sickler
So this was what I remember it being.
Ryan Sickler
Was you. If you put decals on your car, I believe there was one on the hood. One on each door. 1. And we had a bug. So it might have been One on the back somewhere. Maybe not. But you got a blue paint. Maybe you could have picked the color you want. But we had a blue car and we had go by the book like the two. Let your fingers do the walking. And then after one year was up, contractually they'll. You take it back, they remove the decals and you got a brand new paint job. And don't worry, you're not going to be able to tell those decals are on there.
Todd Sickler
Well, guess what? You can tell those decals are all over that. You can see all around that.
Additional Family Member or Friend
It's probably an earl shy paint.
Todd Sickler
I mean, do you. I, I. Okay, here's another great one.
Ryan Sickler
Let's stay in the cars. All right. Do you guys remember when mom had the opportunity to win a brand new Chrysler laser? Go ahead.
Todd Sickler
What do you remember about throw a.
Derek Sickler
Football through the window for the like some radio station?
Todd Sickler
93 WPO.
Derek Sickler
I don't even think it made it to the car.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Didn't even make it. Was down to Inner harbor practice for like.
Todd Sickler
Yeah, that's the thing she didn't do.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I thought she did.
Ryan Sickler
No. So 93 WPOC plays a country has. Has a brand new Chrysler laser. They're raffling off and the first 93 callers or whatever get an opportunity to go down to the Inner harbor and if you can throw a football through the window, you can win this Chrysler laser. And our mother is working at little George's. Has three kids that play sports. Does not do anything about this. Unlike me, who I really have put the time in to throw this first pitch. So I hope I nail it.
Todd Sickler
Tonight we welcome Baltimore's own first lad. Please give a big Oriole crown welcome to Ryan Sickler. Didn't dirt it, baby. Didn't dirt it.
Ryan Sickler
And I. And I thought about her. I thought, I was like, I am.
Todd Sickler
Not going to be true. I am not going to be true to you. WPO and dirt that right here.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I would rather throw it over that guy's head.
Ryan Sickler
Bounce.
Todd Sickler
Oh, hell yeah.
Ryan Sickler
So she's in my memory, there's a guy over here and he's just throwing the ball with his buddy and he doesn't stop. And I don't know, maybe mom's like 88. And the first 87 people miss and she's about to go and they tell everybody that if no one makes it, first round, we go again. So if no one makes it, Trudy's got a second chance.
Derek Sickler
Or she could have won it right then.
Todd Sickler
Or could have won the car.
Ryan Sickler
Exactly. And she steps up to that line, and, I mean, I don't think that shit made five yards.
Todd Sickler
We did. That was our life right there.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Like, we just wanted to do was only 10 yards.
Ryan Sickler
And we're like. So she goes over there and, like.
Todd Sickler
Number 90s Johnny Unitis.
Ryan Sickler
It's been practicing all night. That said right in the window. And he went right back to practice, and in case someone tied him and then they didn't and that guy won that goddamn car. Wpoc. We got T shirts. Oh, here's one just popped in my head. Do you remember filling out the index cards to try to win the Atari? I know you got to remember it was your name that was pulled and.
Additional Family Member or Friend
What, I get, like, a Scooby Doo.
Ryan Sickler
T shirt or something? So Atari had just come out on.
Additional Family Member or Friend
A wheel or something. I got.
Todd Sickler
You know. You know why you were pro? Because we're probably in third grade.
Ryan Sickler
Derek was a celebrity of Freedom elementary the next day.
Todd Sickler
I will say that.
Ryan Sickler
So we were in a unique. Literally, in a unique space because you got Baltimore shows and D.C. d.C. Shows. And there was a guy named W. Captain 20. They called him WDCA. Remember, we wear, like, a Charlie Chaplin top hat or some trying to be like a captain Chesapeake. And. But they were doing a contest where they're giving an Atari away. And it was a wheel. Of all the shows, it was what's happening? Good times. The Jeffersons, all the. We watch Scooby Doo, Woody Woodpecker. And you had to put your name, address, and phone number and your favorite TV show, and you had to send it in to WDCA. And we must have sent. We. We must sent 200 of these. And week by week, we're watching it. And then that next night, they say.
Todd Sickler
Derek Sickler from Elder. Oh, my God. You know, we're. Oh, my God, we about to get an Atari. And it's.
Ryan Sickler
You know, we could have been any show because we loved all of them.
Todd Sickler
And said, scooby Doo.
Ryan Sickler
And the guy spun that away on.
Todd Sickler
That ball, said, bloop, right next to Scooby Doo. And we didn't get the Atari. And then, like, two. Then we go to school the next.
Ryan Sickler
Day, and everyone's doing it. You know what I mean? We're all trying to win that Atari.
Todd Sickler
Derek's like a celebrity. We saw your name on TV last night. He's like, yeah, get the Scooby Doo shirt.
Ryan Sickler
And then, like, I don't know.
Todd Sickler
I felt like it was six months.
Ryan Sickler
Later, something finally came in the goddamn mail for that. You Remember that?
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember. I don't remember filling out all the shit, but I remember getting. And only getting a T shirt. I remember dad always blowing up the porch, trying to kill the black snake. Dump, like, 5 gallon of gasoline under that.
Ryan Sickler
So we had just like a concrete slab running long ways in front of the house. And there was a black snake there, and it was a hole in it. And my dad's like, I'm gonna smoke this thing out. He poured so much gas in there. And when he lit that, he did. It blew him back, man.
Todd Sickler
It was like, oh. I'm like, I think we got. I think we got.
Ryan Sickler
What about going to Grandmom's and catching the birds out of her? Oh, yeah. Tell me what you remember. Yeah, we had the.
Derek Sickler
We had a box and a clothes pin.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Coyote, it was.
Derek Sickler
And we were behind that metal, that little metal, like. Like this thing we're sitting on now.
Ryan Sickler
But it was.
Derek Sickler
I don't know what it was, but the glider.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah. But then we. Then we went up into the window so we could sit in the window catching.
Todd Sickler
Gross.
Ryan Sickler
And did we not.
Todd Sickler
And we.
Ryan Sickler
So I tell everybody, I remember vividly Grandma sitting there. And I said, we have probably never been quieter in our fucking life. We're sitting there waiting. And she loved every second. She'd be like, Helen. She always talked to our Helen. Yeah, they're out there trying to catch birds. They catch a.
Todd Sickler
No damn birds. Next thing you know, we got. What? She said, helen, they got one. I gotta call you back. She hung up. We go out.
Ryan Sickler
It's a crow.
Todd Sickler
I remember.
Ryan Sickler
I feel like it had two red dots on its head, like it had been in a fight or so I don't know what it was. And we put it in. Remember we still had the kennel from Brandy, the dog? And we put it in there just to look at it and stuff. And then we let it go. And then we call it a blue jay. Do you remember that?
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember flying one, like a kite.
Ryan Sickler
No, you did, I swear.
Todd Sickler
I remember. Over here walking a bird.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember that.
Todd Sickler
Thought I got hunger up on some, like, electric line. No way you did that. Grandma went walking some bird. I don't know how the hell you were.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Maybe that was somewhere.
Todd Sickler
It's just my blue jack. He's walking his blue jay, for Christ's sake. Yeah, it was a blackbird.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember flying.
Ryan Sickler
We caught a blackbird. We caught two birds. We caught a blue jay. And then we got really good. And I might have been you that pulled it, but out of nowhere, from right To. Yeah, from right to left, this little baby rabbit. Do you remember? And you pulled it in the box just gently. It fell on its back. And that's the moment I learned that rabbits scream. They do a.
Todd Sickler
We were like, oh, my God.
Ryan Sickler
And Grandma couldn't believe. She's like, they got another one, Helen. They got a rabbit, Helen.
Todd Sickler
She couldn't believe we were out there hunting.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember catching. Cornering a rabbit. Remember Mr. Fred's the trailer park he lived in over in Jessup?
Todd Sickler
I do now.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember cornering over there and it started screaming like that. I was like, what the.
Ryan Sickler
Our grandma's friend that had a white Pinto station wagon with wood paneling on it.
Additional Family Member or Friend
He had the nub finger that he'd pack his pipe with.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, pack his pipe with his nub, bro. That was an old school World War II vet right there, too. Tell me about what you remember about going to bingo with Grandma at Sykesville Fire Hall. Do you remember this one? That Karate Kid action figures?
Todd Sickler
Do you remember this? Oh, Todd, go ahead. It was.
Derek Sickler
Yeah, it was. Everyone had all their chips on their car. And she used to take me and her old. Her friends. Dolores.
Todd Sickler
Dolores, the Freakosaurus.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Those people would get pissed.
Todd Sickler
And I had.
Additional Family Member or Friend
They cleared their car.
Ryan Sickler
There.
Todd Sickler
It was the best ever.
Derek Sickler
One of those, like, that tall, I think, right. I had a button on the back.
Ryan Sickler
Karate Kid was. Yeah, it was brand new at the time. He had an action figure about that big, like crane. And if you press this little lever on the box, the bottom. I remember the leg would kick off.
Todd Sickler
I remember the Tod. Daniel's son with the leg kicking, he.
Ryan Sickler
Took that to bingo with us because he was bored. And back then, there's no phones to.
Todd Sickler
Fidget with or either. He's just.
Ryan Sickler
He's just karate kidding on the table, knock.
Todd Sickler
Some lady's chips fall off her card. You know, one of those old ladies got like 20 cards and this is her livelihood. She's got her sweater over her shoulders this late.
Ryan Sickler
He.
Todd Sickler
He. Daniel. Son.
Ryan Sickler
Her cards, they went everywhere.
Todd Sickler
Grandma, I'm dying. It's a. He's. He's panicking. I'm laughing so hard. Grandma herself. This woman is pissed. Like, he just up her whole.
Ryan Sickler
Her.
Todd Sickler
Her chips are everywhere.
Derek Sickler
She probably had bingo on the way, too.
Todd Sickler
Crazy technique took all her. That thing. That thing had a lever on it.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Used actual, like, wood cards and had. Remember all them people had those chips with the metal rings?
Todd Sickler
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Magnet.
Todd Sickler
Magnet.
Ryan Sickler
Dude, we played so much bingo. Do you remember playing bingo for senior year to try to win money for senior Week. And I. I think problem almost positive was Eric Lee. I missed the jackpot by one night. He still got a nice.
Derek Sickler
I remember him winning, but he missed.
Ryan Sickler
The jackpot, the big one, by, like, number. Okay, let's talk about crabbing with dad. What do you remember about crabbing with dad?
Derek Sickler
I remember the trout line flying out of the boat on.
Ryan Sickler
On 50.
Todd Sickler
Yup.
Derek Sickler
Somebody running over.
Todd Sickler
I had to go get it. Yeah, I'm going to get it. And somebody broke it, right?
Additional Family Member or Friend
Yeah.
Derek Sickler
Four in the morning.
Todd Sickler
Casually, too. Ryan, get out there and get that.
Ryan Sickler
I'm like, what? What do you mean?
Todd Sickler
On the highway, running out, trying to get piece by piece that it just shatters.
Ryan Sickler
I'm like, God, like, we always had.
Additional Family Member or Friend
A good plan, but it never. Like, I don't ever remember it going smooth every time.
Todd Sickler
I mean, welcome to our life. What are you talking about? That's our whole story.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Running over the line and getting stuck in the prop and like that.
Ryan Sickler
Well, we were learning, too.
Todd Sickler
We were learning.
Ryan Sickler
Do you remember the smell of those bull lip. We used to put the bull lips back in a bushel basket and put them in the vinegar freeze.
Todd Sickler
You remember that? Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
Stinks so bad when you salt.
Additional Family Member or Friend
You, like, pickle them, basically.
Ryan Sickler
Tell me about what you remember. Derek and I were talking about grandma, like, laying in our beds and telling stories. And I was saying, I got to give her credit because honestly, she was doing improv before I. She didn't know it, and I didn't even know what it was, but making up all those stories and stuff. And Derek, I was like, I remember her saying, skunk tooth. And we tell that story again.
Todd Sickler
What was his name again there? Jacob Boot. Jacob Booth. Do you remember her saying that?
Derek Sickler
I don't remember.
Todd Sickler
Oh, he said that. I was like, dude, that's a deep cut.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I don't remember those.
Ryan Sickler
Jacob Boot. But she would tell those fucking stories and have us pissing our pants laughing. So, like, I remember your.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember her.
Derek Sickler
The willy talk that we threw out the window.
Todd Sickler
Do you remember that? So will he talk?
Ryan Sickler
Was a ventriloquist. I remember the doll that I had when I was a kid. I have a picture of it.
Todd Sickler
Actually, Sam, we do have a picture of this.
Ryan Sickler
I'm, I'm.
Todd Sickler
I'm mean mugging next to it. It's Ventropa's dolls, like, all big as me.
Ryan Sickler
Will he talk? And then I grew out of trying to become a ventriloquist at like, 10. And, yeah, we went up to her top bedroom window and you guys threw that. I mean, Cracked a skull open on it. Just kept throwing his naked ventriloquist doll.
Todd Sickler
Out over and over.
Ryan Sickler
Oh, here's one he just made me think of. I think about Aunt Mary a lot. Do you remember Aunt Mary?
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember.
Ryan Sickler
Do you remember what she would say? She had tagline all the time about mom.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Do you remember it?
Ryan Sickler
I know as soon as I say it, you're gonna remember it. You don't remember people treat their dogs better than she treats you kids.
Todd Sickler
And she would emphasize it like that every time. Do you remember? Every time.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember she had to be every swan like things on her little walkway up to her house.
Ryan Sickler
And the other thing I remember, she was too proud. This makes me laugh when I think back on it and look at it now. Like, she did not use a walker, but she had about six lawn chairs. And she'd walk, grab one, walk to another.
Todd Sickler
Hold on, I'm coming. It wouldn't just like, come on, man. Get these laws. Just leaning on lawn chairs all the way up like, I ain't doing this.
Ryan Sickler
Okay. Do you remember how hot it used to get at second Avenue? We put a thermometer in there. You don't remember this either. That's why we were fighting for it, right?
Additional Family Member or Friend
That fan?
Ryan Sickler
Yeah. So before. So it was. It was over 100 degrees. And we're like, you know, we're. This is back when the kids just stayed home for the summer and didn't go to camp after camp. And. And we're just sitting in the house and we're like, it's over 100 degrees in here. Like right now, actually. We got to get air conditioned. And they went to an attic fan first. It didn't do.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Just pulled hot air.
Ryan Sickler
It didn't even.
Todd Sickler
It pulled hot air.
Additional Family Member or Friend
It made a breeze, but that was it.
Todd Sickler
A hot breeze.
Ryan Sickler
Derek and I talked about this. What do you remember about Scare and Russell? Do you remember the night.
Derek Sickler
Oh, yeah, that was. I remember it was. I think you hit under the bunk bed and Jeff Wagner was outside.
Ryan Sickler
Or you're close.
Todd Sickler
You got. You got parts of it, right?
Ryan Sickler
We passed Springfield.
Derek Sickler
Dad sent Jeff's ass home.
Todd Sickler
Dad.
Ryan Sickler
Dad said Mike Myers was in there. He told Russell that was the mistake he made. So then we got a plan to put. We put that recorder under your bed. It was just going, russ.
Todd Sickler
We'Re playing video games all day long. Yeah, because now you're not the younger one anymore. You're like, I want to with this kid.
Ryan Sickler
And we're going r. And you're playing that I. Wagner and Derek are Playing video games. I'm outside. You outside running through the yard. You help me coordinate. I said when he comes up the window to look, I'm going to be down here. I'm just going to. Somebody had like a Frankenstein glove or something. And I put it up on the window. And I did not expect him to scream the way he scream. And then dad came out in his tiny white. He's probably just getting this for the.
Todd Sickler
First time in forever.
Ryan Sickler
And I ruined it for him.
Todd Sickler
And he's coming out and yelling. He probably was six years old. He scared the out of it.
Derek Sickler
He was terrified.
Todd Sickler
He's hugging his mom, Dad's in his underwear. And Jeff go home. He came around through Jeff. Jeff had to get the out of there. I got so much trouble for that. Why would you do that?
Ryan Sickler
Oh, do you guys remember the time? We'll just jump around. This is second Avenue. Mom was backing out and hook bumpers. Hook Dad's bumper in the winter. Do you remember that? Oh, man, you don't.
Todd Sickler
I bet you she does.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I remember the horn getting stuck stuff.
Ryan Sickler
All right, we'll come back to that. She took the Volkswagen. She's backing out. She hooks the Datsun bumper. Remember we had the Dotson B210 brown wagon. She was backing out and she hit dad's car. And it connected the bumper somehow. And he was trying to sleep after work and he came out again in his underwear in the winters going nuts, trying to pull it apart.
Todd Sickler
And you don't remember that? Yeah, tell the horn.
Ryan Sickler
I've told this in my stand up.
Additional Family Member or Friend
It just was freezing ass cold.
Ryan Sickler
And do you know why it was on the fritz?
Todd Sickler
Do you know. Do you remember?
Derek Sickler
Station wagon, right?
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, yeah.
Derek Sickler
Aspen.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I don't know why, but I know when it gets cold, it contracts and sometimes it'll like make the connection.
Ryan Sickler
We were the blame for that. It was not anything to do with just the cold. I used to leave people's house. I used to leave.
Additional Family Member or Friend
That's why it happened though.
Ryan Sickler
And I would hold the horn down. I mean it's long pass. And then he would call me. But I. I counted 30 seconds.
Todd Sickler
I can still hear your like, okay. Used to be.
Ryan Sickler
Well, using that horn so much. It was on the fritz.
Todd Sickler
That's not why 100%.
Ryan Sickler
I would burn. I burnt that horn out, dude. I'm telling you. I would leave houses.
Todd Sickler
I'm like.
Ryan Sickler
And just hold it for like a minute straight. You don't remember the time it was. Or maybe you do. It was on the fritz and it would just Go off. And we're in traffic and the dad sitting behind the car. It's.
Todd Sickler
We're looking at each other, laughing. It's going. He's like, it ain't me. He's like. He's just the one guy. Keeps looking back. He's like. He's like, I know you kids are messing with this car. I know you kids are messing with this car. That's Chris's wedding. I know it is.
Derek Sickler
Just married in the station wagon.
Todd Sickler
Now we're driving the thing.
Derek Sickler
But the middle got broken into and all our Christmas presents were stolen.
Ryan Sickler
That's what I tell people all the time. Baltimore stole Christmas.
Todd Sickler
It was a blast.
Ryan Sickler
It was definitely a civic center for sure.
Todd Sickler
Yeah, it's. Broke all that and took everything.
Derek Sickler
Smashed the back window, skateboards, all of it.
Additional Family Member or Friend
They took all pizzas out on the window there. Crazy job.
Ryan Sickler
People run by.
Todd Sickler
Yeah, man.
Ryan Sickler
But wait. So the horn goes off. So it's the middle of the night again. Dad's working late, comes home, he's barely asleep again and that. And we had a gravel driveway. And you could put. You literally could pull the car right up on the house if you wanted to. And that car is close as it is. And just. It must have been two, three in the morning. And just. I mean, it sounded like a boat coming through that house.
Todd Sickler
And he went out in his tidy whiteies and work boots with a buck knife and just cut. He just cut it. And I'll say, here's something else. I didn't even know where the.
Ryan Sickler
I wouldn't know where to cut a horn line.
Todd Sickler
I was like, that motherfucker's a man. He knew where the horn was. He just cut that. Yeah, he slammed it down, went to bed, didn't say anything, but he was. He was pissed.
Ryan Sickler
Were you.
Todd Sickler
Do you remember when Derek got called stealing the car I was in.
Derek Sickler
I was with dad.
Ryan Sickler
You were going to work with him?
Derek Sickler
Yeah, he was taking me to work.
Todd Sickler
Did you know that?
Additional Family Member or Friend
No, I didn't know that.
Derek Sickler
I was in the back of the car.
Todd Sickler
I'm home by myself.
Ryan Sickler
Thank God.
Todd Sickler
I'm asleep by myself in the house. Yep.
Derek Sickler
He forgot something.
Todd Sickler
Would have been murdered.
Derek Sickler
He forgot something and turned around.
Todd Sickler
You were with him? Oh, hell yeah. And here's Darren.
Derek Sickler
He just. He just said, turn around.
Additional Family Member or Friend
He said, where the fuck you think you're going first?
Derek Sickler
Yeah, I was going to work with him.
Ryan Sickler
Let's talk about the Ford Escort. So we. We touched on it a little bit, but we didn't get into. I. I did mention going to Hanover for the outlets. But I didn't mention the time mom ran over the kid. So Tommy run him over.
Additional Family Member or Friend
He kind of ran his face into the side.
Derek Sickler
Well, then he got hit like. She ran.
Ryan Sickler
She ran his ass. I didn't say it bounced off the.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Side of the car.
Ryan Sickler
I didn't say it's her fault. But she ran over his ass.
Additional Family Member or Friend
She didn't. Like, he wasn't under the car.
Ryan Sickler
His leg went under.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I didn't think his leg.
Todd Sickler
He broke his leg.
Ryan Sickler
That kid's head hit here.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Yeah.
Derek Sickler
Left a dent in the corner in the quarter panel.
Ryan Sickler
And then he went. You know, he fell back, thank God. And then was the back tire. Boom, over the leg, and he was crawling back to the sidewalk. And what I remember is it. I mean, I know they say if you hit a pedestrian, it's your fault, but he looked the way we were traveling and did not look back at us. And boom. Right. Runs him over. The mom sees it. She sees what happens. So she comes out and she's. You know, she's with us.
Derek Sickler
Janice.
Ryan Sickler
Yup. That's what I was gonna see. If you remembered, it was Judy driving. Janice. And I'm behind Judy, and I tried to put my seatbelt on to start the ride, and she said, we can't put seat belts on because we got to do three across. And I think you and Julie were in the hatchbacks.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I mean, I remember people being stuck.
Derek Sickler
Take the COVID thing and then put it down.
Ryan Sickler
There's no seat, nothing. You just curled up back there.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I don't think I ever got back there.
Ryan Sickler
And then when she hits the kid, she stops. She's freaking out. She actually does tell the lady, you know, like, don't yell at this kid. It's. It's fine. He's a.
Todd Sickler
Whatever.
Ryan Sickler
Cop comes. Whatever. Cop says, you guys wearing your seatbelts? And I said, well, I was trying to.
Todd Sickler
I couldn't wait.
Ryan Sickler
I said, but my mom said we.
Todd Sickler
Couldn'T have them on because we had to.
Ryan Sickler
We had to put three people across here.
Todd Sickler
He just looking. I was like, everybody's got to be buckled up. I was like, yeah, I got one in on Trudy.
Ryan Sickler
Boy, rat her ass out.
Todd Sickler
We had a dent in that car forever.
Additional Family Member or Friend
She used to do that as the seatbelt.
Ryan Sickler
Spit on a napkin.
Todd Sickler
That.
Ryan Sickler
That's one thing I promised Stella I would never do. And I have never done and will never do spit and. Oh, you with that stank used to put on my face. Oh, it's gross. Okay. I think about this a lot too. Do you remember Uncle John?
Additional Family Member or Friend
Yeah, with the model airplanes.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, but he. But he painted everything purple.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Every purple haze we had.
Todd Sickler
We had the pickup truck, he painted.
Ryan Sickler
It, but it was like Bondo.
Todd Sickler
Yeah. It was not. It was putty. It looked like putty all over the side.
Additional Family Member or Friend
It's like a 79 Ford pickup.
Todd Sickler
He called it Purple Haze.
Ryan Sickler
And this dude painted everything purple. We, I will never forget, we had an orange Burger King. Did a giveaway of an orange Orioles baseball bat you got. Gave it to that motherfucker, came back purple. I'm like, why are you painting the orange and black Oreo? We had a RC plane. We tried out, gave it to him. Dad's like, he knows what he's doing. Came back purple.
Todd Sickler
This motherfucker's not souping.
Ryan Sickler
Souping them up. He's just painting them purple. And I can't help but laugh and think how cruel and ironic life is that this man loved purple.
Todd Sickler
We got the race and he dies and we get the Ravens. That son of a would have been coming all over. His whole place would have been purple. He was so.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I think he was in there marching.
Todd Sickler
He might have been something.
Ryan Sickler
Colts, Colts, marching band.
Todd Sickler
Yeah.
Ryan Sickler
And then the Ravens come and the.
Todd Sickler
Dude never even gets to see how purple the city is.
Ryan Sickler
And all he did. If you left something at his house, it was I painted your.
Todd Sickler
Your chest set purple.
Ryan Sickler
Like, stop. Why are you doing that, Dude? Todd, I wanted to ask you this. What do you remember? Oh, wait, you don't want me to ask you about that. I was just going to ask you about being searched in high school. Can you talk about that without saying what it was?
Derek Sickler
I mean, just someone made something up and they searched me for drugs.
Ryan Sickler
Ripped my.
Derek Sickler
Stripped the back seat out of my mustache.
Ryan Sickler
Wait, can we tell it then, then? Because it's a made up story, so. Well, because what I remember, we're living with grandma and you call us and you say someone made up a story. Like you were. You were. This is a long time ago. Trying to remember you were gonna have drugs in your locker and that they should check it at a certain time. Yeah. Which definitely sounds like a narc setup up.
Derek Sickler
And there was nothing.
Ryan Sickler
So they. They check your locker.
Derek Sickler
I don't know, they pull you out. No, no, this. I'm getting my car to leave and then I'm surrounded by these cops.
Ryan Sickler
Oh.
Derek Sickler
And they took me out and put me against the car and starts to rip my back seat out looking for drugs and everything else.
Ryan Sickler
They found nothing.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I didn't.
Ryan Sickler
Wasn't dealing drugs and so then what happens?
Todd Sickler
I don't.
Ryan Sickler
I think I. I know what I did. I called Mrs. Oliver.
Derek Sickler
Well, I told mom about it and. No, I think I was a senior.
Ryan Sickler
He was a senior. Because I called Ms. Oliver.
Derek Sickler
I was 17.
Ryan Sickler
And I said. And in front of Grandma. I was able to drop the F bomb in front of Grandma. Which you couldn't do. I did it. Do you remember when I used to sing songs and I would work in there all day?
Todd Sickler
I'd sing them all the way. She had no idea I'd be like.
Derek Sickler
Like messing with Sister Carmina.
Todd Sickler
But yeah.
Ryan Sickler
So I called Ms. Oliver and I said, listen to me. You leave that kid alone. This family's been through enough. You did nothing for my brother and I when our father died. Not one goddamn guidance counselor meeting. Not one thing. No one gave a. For two and a half years that we had no parents. This kid's about to graduate. No one's dealing drugs. You leave him the alone. I swear to God, if he doesn't graduate without issue from here on out, you're gonna.
Derek Sickler
I made him switch my locker too.
Ryan Sickler
Yeah, because someone was going to set you up is what was going to happen. Someone was going to plant one of.
Derek Sickler
These kids that come and go and.
Ryan Sickler
It felt good to be out of school and customus Oliver out. And Grandma just sat there in a chair and I said one, and she let it go. The other time you came over, you might remember this. And you said. You told me Mom's new boyfriend didn't hated me or something. And I said, him and Grandma. Grandma just looked at me.
Todd Sickler
Just felt like.
Additional Family Member or Friend
I still have his gun.
Derek Sickler
Who do you have 9 millimeter?
Todd Sickler
The mom's ex husband. Why you got that guy's gun?
Additional Family Member or Friend
She didn't want it and I took it. Taurus, 9 millimeter. It's a nice gun.
Ryan Sickler
Is it? Do you shoot it?
Additional Family Member or Friend
Yeah, once in a while. Take it to the junkyard and shoot.
Ryan Sickler
Do you remember a minute? Mom doesn't remember this. I asked her for a hot second. She had a silver Nova with red plaid interior. Do you remember that?
Additional Family Member or Friend
I think that was my granddad's car.
Ryan Sickler
I don't remember that.
Todd Sickler
I feel like he bought it like.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Up in Arbutus somewhere. It had that Burberry.
Ryan Sickler
Yes.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Interior.
Ryan Sickler
Yep. Do you ever remember seeing mom or dad kiss or hug or affection in any way? No.
Additional Family Member or Friend
No, not at all.
Todd Sickler
Me either.
Ryan Sickler
I. I do have a visual memory.
Additional Family Member or Friend
Kiss something that had a mouth that smelled like that.
Ryan Sickler
Do you remember what he used to say when he passed by? The church. They got married.
Derek Sickler
That's where I committed suicide.
Todd Sickler
That's where I committed suicide. But I love you guys. I love you guys.
Additional Family Member or Friend
He said the best thing out of this marriage is you.
Todd Sickler
Three kids.
Ryan Sickler
That's all.
Todd Sickler
That's rock. Committed suicide. But I love you guys. I love you guys.
Ryan Sickler
I hope you enjoyed the first episode of the Way Back to Baltimore junkyard series. Trying something different. Why not? We've got the ability to go do it. Why sit here and do the same thing all the time? So I hope you guys are enjoying it, and if you are, throw a comment in there, let me know and we'll keep on doing it.
Release Date: January 8, 2026
Host: Ryan Sickler
Guests: Todd Sickler, Derek Sickler (Ryan’s brothers), additional family friend(s)
This much-anticipated episode marks the kickoff of Ryan Sickler’s “Baltimore Junkyard Series.” With listeners clamoring for years to hear from his brothers, Ryan brings Todd and Derek onto the show for an unscripted, nostalgic, and very Baltimore sit-down. The episode is a blend of unfiltered family stories, neighborhood memories, and hilarious recountings of childhood mischief, with a heavy emphasis on laughter, sibling dynamics, and the oddities of growing up Sickler.
"He rerouted his like they rerouted that key bridge traffic." (04:00)
Identical Outfits and Parental Eccentricities
"To take two totally different looking people and dress them identically. It makes no sense..." (04:39)
Sibling Pranks & Gross-out Games
"It’s effectively training you to wake up before you pee yourself. And it 100% worked for both of you." (08:21)
"I mean, I don’t think that shit made five yards." (12:25)
Backyard Animal Catches
Bingo with Grandma
"He’s just karate kidding on the table, knock—some lady’s chips fall off her card." (18:42–19:11)
"We always had a good plan, but...I don’t ever remember it going smooth every time." (20:14–20:21)
Improvising Grandma and Will He Talk?
Favorite Aunts, Lawn-Chair Walkers
"People treat their dogs better than she treats you kids." (22:07)
Heat, Attic Fans, and 100° Summers
Minor Traffic Disasters
"I was like, that motherfucker’s a man. He knew where the horn was. He just cut that." (27:35)
Christmas Stolen by Baltimore
"That’s what I tell people all the time: Baltimore stole Christmas." (26:46)
"You leave that kid alone. This family’s been through enough. You did nothing for my brother and I when our father died. Not one goddamn guidance counselor meeting..." (33:24)
Uncle John & the Purple Haze
Lack of Parental Affection
"That’s where I committed suicide. But I love you guys. I love you guys." (35:16–35:24, attributed to their dad’s sense of humor)
On Todd’s Surgery:
"He rerouted his like they rerouted that key bridge traffic."
— Ryan Sickler (04:00)
On Sibling Pranks:
"He's picking his boogies and he's rolling them and he's just—I thought that was on second copy in the face. It probably kept going..."
— Todd Sickler (06:52)
On Bedwetting & Buzzers:
"It’s effectively training you to wake up before you pee yourself. And it 100% worked for both of you."
— Ryan Sickler (08:21)
On Mom’s Chrysler Laser Attempt:
"I mean, I don't think that shit made five yards."
— Ryan Sickler (12:25)
On (Almost) Winning the Atari:
“Derek was a celebrity of Freedom elementary the next day.”
— Ryan Sickler (13:25)
On Bingo Mishaps:
"He’s just karate kidding on the table, knock—some lady’s chips fall off her card."
— Ryan Sickler (18:42)
Aunt Mary’s Signature Line:
"People treat their dogs better than she treats you kids."
— Aunt Mary, recounted by Ryan (22:07)
On Dad’s Patience:
"I was like, that motherfucker’s a man. He knew where the horn was. He just cut that."
— Ryan Sickler (27:35)
On Family Dynamics:
"Do you ever remember seeing mom or dad kiss or hug or affection in any way? No. Not at all."
— Family, group (34:53–35:02)
Dad’s Dry Humor Passing Site of Marriage:
"That's where I committed suicide. But I love you guys. I love you guys."
— Dad, mimicked by Todd and Ryan (35:16–35:24)
The conversation is deeply nostalgic, raw, and comedic, marked by the hallmarks of brotherly banter, self-deprecating humor, and loving irreverence. The siblings don’t shy away from acknowledging tough times (divorce, loss, brushes with trouble), but everything is delivered with a sense of resilience and warmth. Their stories capture the bittersweet, often ridiculous reality of growing up working-class in Baltimore.
This episode is a rich, laugh-filled trip down memory lane with the Sickler brothers, brimming with Baltimore quirks, sibling rivalry, and reflections on family dysfunction. From health scares and close calls to epic pranks and enduring bonds, it’s an openhearted, entertaining listen for new and longtime fans alike.