Transcript
Quentin (0:00)
Location the lab. Quentin only has 24 hours to sell his car. Is that even possible? He goes to Carvana.com. what is this, a movie trailer? He ignores the doubters, enters his license plate. Wow, that's a great offer. The car is sold. But will Carvana pick it up in time for.
Kaley Cuoco (0:19)
They'll literally pick it up tomorrow morning. Done with the dramatics.
Quentin (0:23)
Car selling in record time. Save your time. Go to Carvana.com and sell your car today.
Kaley Cuoco (0:28)
Pickup fees may apply.
Jon Stewart (0:31)
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Quentin (0:57)
Go to your happy price.
Rory Stewart (0:58)
Priceline Foreign. Hello everybody, welcome once again. Weekly show podcast with Jon Stewart. My name is Jon Stewart. I'm actually the person in the intro. It just, I don't know, it just worked out that way. We are talking to you Wednesday, April 23rd. We always try and date it because of the speed in which current events has been moving. It is exhausting. We are approaching the first hundred days of Donald Trump's re presidency and the first congressional casualty, Mr. Dick Durbin. Senator Dick Durbin of Illinois. Illinois. Illinois. I like to add the S. Although what would he Plural. Illinois. Illinoises. I don't know. We'll figure it out. He said he is not going to seek reelection. And here's the shocking part. He's only been in Congress I think 40 some years and he's only 80. To see a senator self deport at the ripe young age of 80. My God, my God, what have we become as a society to drive these kinds of adolescent junior senators from office? It's like watching someone declare for the draft as a freshman. No sir, you're not ready. You're not ready to go. You must, you must mature. We're so generally fucked. And that the trade war is apparently now this is going to be such an interesting Houdini esque escape from these utterly disastrous self inflicted tariffs. You saw Trump today in a press conference. Well, nah, you know China, they, they've got to make a deal, they've got to do it. And so because they have to make the deal. And because everybody's kissing my ass even though no deals are done, I'm probably just gonna, you know, remove the tariffs at some point. Having nothing to do with the fact that yesterday I sat down with Target and Walmart and all the big box stores and they were like, you're killing us. We are the only thing keeping the economy going for cheap goods and we will have nothing on our shelves in like a week. You're going to see a run on toilet paper that would make the COVID era panic seem like a stroll in the park, for God's sakes. And somehow they'll pull off the, the feet of saying this was the plan the whole time. And what a brilliant strategy it was to tank the global economy for as long as he did while still getting nothing out of it. Meanwhile overseas, who the hell knows how will, will the EU move towards China? Will Russia just be able to consume Ukraine in the way that they want to? We just have no idea. This is a failure on all levels. The first hundred days have been nothing but sturm and drang and noise signifying nothing. And it doesn't have to be this way. So many of their policy goals could be achievable in non chaotic terms and yet they seem incapable of playing that out. Fucking madness. But we're going to get the view from Europe today with our guest, which I'm very excited about. Quite a, quite a renaissance gentleman that we have joining us on the program today. Delighted to have him. Foreign ladies and gentlemen, delighted. Today, the Stewart brothers, that's it. Reunited Rory Stewart, nay Leibowitz brothers from a different mother, co host of the Rest is politics, but truly an enlightenment gentleman, author, former mp, former minister. We're just, we're excited to have you discussing things with us today. Rory. You are obviously, you know, your career as an author and as a minister. You're so ensconced in politics as well as broadcasting and all these other things. We just thought you'd be a great person to give us a broad perspective on the view from overseas towards America. As you know, America, we're very shy. We don't like people to think about us.
