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Not even when you're obviously planning on bombing another country, but just in the sense I think their group chat must have had what Pete Hegseth and the Department of Defense and the National Security Advisor waltz and generals and a journalist from the Atlantic. There must have been 16 or 18 people. The notifications alone would make me want to launch missiles. Every fucking thumbs up emoji or bicep arm and fist pump and fire and every little. You got that right. I agree. And your phone. Ding ba bing ding. I would have thrown my phone out the window it's, it's maddening. There's got to be four people on a chat room or whatever they call them. Text chain, all that other shit. And Donald Trump, like, this is when he is at his best, when he gets that quick onset dementia. Anytime he gets caught in a situation that would require some accountability, he immediately goes into the. I don't even have a text. I don't. I've never heard about it. This is the first I've heard about it. You know, they confronted him on, there's classified information going on TextChange and there are. It's. It's not secure. They're on fucking Snapchat or wherever they're on, and they've got a journalist on there. And he's like, I don't know what you're talk. Hey, man, that's not me. I do everything Goodfellow style. I go outside, I go to the phone booth, I talk to one person on the phone or we pass notes. I don't do any of that kind of, that kind of stuff. He did the same with, I think, the deportation orders. You know, these deportation orders that the Justice Department says that they're illegal. Oh, well, whoever did them is in a lot of trouble. And I'll make sure to, to talk to them about it if I ever figure it out. I didn't sign it. I don't even know what a pen is. I don't have a pen. I don't use writing. I don't have hands. How could I have done. Really is just a remarkable game of hey, man was me. And the one thing, you know, nobody's actually really talked about is the, the crazy arrogance in this text chain and confidence. This whole, like, fuck Europe, fuck these freeloaders. Like, all these countries, what did they ever do for us other than sign up to go fight in a war that we started over an event that didn't happen to them. Fuck them. I mean, it's just the most myopic, selfish, arrogant. And then this whole idea, I guess we gotta bail these out again. By what, Bombing the Houthis? Like, how many years are we going to be bombing the Houthis? Like, you didn't solve anything. These guys, maybe the new attacks on shipping in 2023 or 2024, maybe they'll chill that out for a little bit. But, I mean, the Saudis have bombed the shit out of them. They did a blockade against them. They're acting like, okay, finally Daddy's home and he's going to throw a couple of missiles at them. And that'll cure everything. Like that hasn't been the solution to everything we've been doing over these past 30, 40 years. We'll just throw a few cruise missiles into Libya. That should fix it. God, it's just man. Arrogance is, is, is. But here's what I like about the show we're going to do today. Today we're going to be talking about Ezra Klein, who I and I, I love his podcast and I, I, I, but he's written a book that has angered some people on the left because it is self critical. It is, it is looking at the things that the left can do to maybe improve their case for people. And it couldn't be more timely. And people are talking about it. And I'm happy to have him on because I think it is a fascinating and the beauty of it is in the specificity of it. This is not some broad polemic about. This is a deep and interesting dive into just the mechanics and guts of how a government accomplishes something. And it's really, for me at least for somebody who loves this kind of stuff, is fascinating. So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna get to them and, and we'll get this thing damn started. We're so excited to have this gentleman as a guest on the program. We're gonna get right to him. New York Times podcast host of the Ezra Klein show, co author of Abundance with Derek Thompson, staff writer at the Atlantic. It's Ezra Klein. Ezra John, what is man, I feel like this book. First of all, congratulations on the book.
