Transcript
Interviewer (0:00)
Today I am talking with Daniel Weitzen. He's a particle physicist at UC Irvine and an active researcher on CERN's Large Hadron Collider. Every 24 nanoseconds, his team smashes protons together and waits for the universe to show them something new. Oh, cern, huh? The place with the Shiva statue out front and the interdimensional portal out back. Oh, yeah, I know the place. His new book is called Do Aliens Speak Physics? And the question it asks is, is wild? Is physics something we discovered, or is it something we invented? Because if it's invented, aliens might show up one day with a completely different version, and ours might be wrong or at least incomplete. It's hard to explain in an intro, but it's pretty wild. We also get into some places I didn't expect to go. Like what happens below the Planck scale. Oh, below the Planck scale. That's where the lizard people keep the good stuff. We also get into why dark matter might have its own version of the Higgs boson. And why a philosopher named Hartree Field rederived gravity without using numbers. No math. We also talked about how your phone is secretly a cosmic ray detector. And that's true. Daniel built an app. You know who else built an app that tracks things from space? The nsa. But at least they had the decency to lie about it. Humans are such sheep. Anyway, this was a lot of fun. Let's go down to the basement. Hey, you can watch the Y Files on Spotify. New video episodes every Monday and Friday. And premium subscribers get fewer ads, which means fewer interruptions when things start getting weird. Daniel, welcome to the basement.
Daniel Weitzel (1:49)
Thank you very much for having me. So excited to talk to you about all of this crazy stuff in science.
Interviewer (1:54)
Me, too. So, yeah, we're going to get to some of those baffling secrets of the universe, but here's one I really want to know. What is the secret to making a killer Nutella nut roll? Like, how did you become famous for that?
Daniel Weitzel (2:12)
A killer Nutella nutcracker.
Interviewer (2:14)
I mean, I heard that you have a strong baking game.
Daniel Weitzel (2:18)
I do. On my cv, for example, I have a cookie recipe. You have, like, list of awards papers, favorite cookie recipe. I put that in there, actually, just to see if anybody's, like, reading that at all. And I'll sometimes get an email from somebody who's like, hey, I tried your recipe. It's pretty good.
Interviewer (2:35)
What is it? What's the cookie?
Daniel Weitzel (2:37)
