Quantum fear is in this year.

FEATURING:
Arthur Van Pelt (https://x.com/arthur_van_pelt)
Victoria Jones (https://x.com/satoshis_page)
Thomas Hunt (https://www.twitter.com/madbitcoins)

THIS WEEK:
Google warns quantum attack could crack Bitcoin in 9 minutes
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/google-warns-quantum-attack-could-crack-bitcoin-in-9-minutes/ar-AA1ZOSEh
Source: MSN

Cathie Wood has brutal response to 50% Bitcoin crash
https://www.thestreet.com/crypto/markets/cathie-wood-has-brutal-response-to-50-bitcoin-crash
Source: The Street

Bitcoin Miner Riot Platforms Sells Over $250 Million Worth of BTC
https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/bitcoin-miner-riot-platforms-sells-145357513.html
Source: Yahoo

David Bailey’s Nakamoto sells roughly 5% of its bitcoin holdings, offloading 284 BTC
https://www.coindesk.com/markets/2026/03/31/david-bailey-s-nakamoto-sells-roughly-5-of-its-bitcoin-holdings-offloading-284-btc
Source: Coindesk

Trump-linked American Bitcoin hits 7,000 BTC milestone as shares slide into penny stock territory
https://www.theblock.co/post/395676/trump-linked-american-bitcoin-7000-btc-milestone-shares-penny-stock
Source: The Block

plz take us with u to moon 🥹
https://twitter.com/beeple/status/2039729715334791228?s=46
Source: Twitter | @beeple

Today is a huge day in my life, and some people very close to me. It's been exactly 10 years since @CoinDesk BARELY fended off the epic Text Size Wars, when CoinDesk readers experienced varying text sizes after being directed to one of at least two separate histories
https://twitter.com/delrayman/status/2039425265244483680?s=46
Source: Twitter | @delrayman

Pretty sweet brand deal for @MyCurioCardsThey’re already making commercials.
https://twitter.com/madbitcoins/status/2039372805515686350?s=46
Source: Twitter | @madbitcoins

This one even has an animated raccoon character. So cool.
https://twitter.com/madbitcoins/status/2039372964785979714?s=46
Source: Twitter | @madbitcoins

It’s true! (But we weren’t supposed to say anything.) @MyCurioCards has partnered with @eatmagicspoon to create a keto friendly version of Curio Crunch. Same great NFTs inside. Now with no carbs.
https://twitter.com/madbitcoins/status/2039374638174904577?s=46
Source: Twitter | @madbitcoins

Radical!
https://twitter.com/madbitcoins/status/2039377895039307980?s=46
Source: Twitter | @madbitcoins

A 22 year old bought two houses with video game money and accidentally broke the Philippine economy.
https://twitter.com/jeremybtc/status/2037849158221259191?s=46
Source: Twitter | @jeremybtc

Got annoyed by Tailscale requiring 3rd party accounts, so created Nostr VPN.
https://twitter.com/marttimalmi/status/2034978955036373192?s=46
Source: Twitter | @marttimalmi

Do you understand what this man just pulled off..
https://twitter.com/tukifromkl/status/2035099054401556483?s=46
Source: Twitter | @tukifromkl

ZUCK DELETING THE METAVERSE
https://twitter.com/beeple/status/2034841925870645375?s=46
Source: Twitter | @beeple

Longtime users are frustrated with X because it no longer works the way it used to.
https://twitter.com/marcute22/status/2034347693842080231?s=46
Source: Twitter | @marcute22

FUCK VANITY FAIR
https://twitter.com/beeple/status/2034112887849988378?s=46
Source: Twitter | @beeple
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The Bitcoin Group #489 - Quantum Warning - 50% is Good - Large Sells - Beeple Jokes