Angry White Sox Dave Is Back And This Time He SMELLS | The Yak 3-24-26

Summary

The Yak – Angry White Sox Dave Is Back And This Time He SMELLS (3/24/26)

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Episode Overview

In this riotous episode of The Yak, the Barstool crew—Big Cat, Brandon Walker, Kate, Chef Donnie, Titus, Eddie, Danny, Dave (White Sox Dave), and friends—reunite for a classic hour-plus of office banter, spiraling debates, and relentless ribbing. The main theme quickly emerges: White Sox Dave’s musty clothes, contentious laundry habits, and colorful home ownership saga. His return (“Angry White Sox Dave is back”) becomes the centerpiece, with a playful but relentless deep-dive into his hygiene, living situation, and personality quirks. The show also detours into the “Trains vs. Dinosaurs” adult obsession debate, office rivalries, and a fiery drop-in from Chef Donnie regarding his work ethic and midwestern roots. It's pure Yak: chaotic, brutally honest, occasionally juvenile, and always hilarious.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Must of White Sox Dave – Laundry Madness

• Dave’s Hygiene Interrogation (15:00–54:00)

  • The Yak crew learns Dave’s office attire is frequently musty or “mildewy.”
  • Dave insists his 20-year-old front-loading washer is most of the problem—blaming its "perma-odor," trapped moisture, and age, but it soon emerges that his habit of abandoning wet laundry for hours or overnight is a major culprit.
  • The group spends nearly an hour interrogating Dave’s laundry routine, with quotes like:
    • “Would you concede, Dave, that your Supreme Lobster t-shirt was the stinky one?” – Eddie (56:06)
    • “If you took them out instantly when the buzzer went off and put them in the dryer... you guys would notice [the smell] significantly less.” – Dave (74:30)
  • Dave admits his girlfriend hates the stink, and colleagues gently (and not so gently) let him know the issue is more common than he realized:
    • “I would say once a week, you smell pretty bad.” – Brandon (41:36)
    • “He’s got a case of the mildews.” – Rick (44:27)
  • Despite the pressure, Dave shows little urgency to fix the washer, prioritizing renovations and even blinds/shades ahead of odor remediation.

• Underlying Themes:

  • Dave’s self-awareness (or lack thereof) is lampooned, as is his ability to “dig in” and cling to odd opinions (“That was a master class of digging the heels in.” – Titus, 94:28).
  • The segment exposes the group’s dynamic: loving, blunt, and merciless in their pursuit of a laugh and a teaching moment—culminating in a comical group resolution that Dave will let them “call him down” if he ever stinks again (69:07).

2. Trains vs. Dinosaurs Debate – The Clash of Adult Obsessions

• The Great Brain Clash (15:30–34:00, revisit at 31:52)
  • Stemming from an earlier office “brain clash” podcast, the group debates which is the more respectable or enriching obsession for adults: trains (Steven Che’s pick) or dinosaurs (White Sox Dave’s pick).
  • Steven argues trains have real-world utility, lead to careers, and have robust adult communities (influencers, hobbyists).
  • Dave counters dinosaurs capture imagination, tie into science/outer space, and offer mental escape—he seeks entertainment, not function.
  • Chemistry heats up—Dave gets genuinely peevish, others needle him for not knowing enough about dinosaurs to claim true fandom.
    • “Name five dinosaurs.” – Brandon (20:19)
    • “Space happened in the past and millions and millions of years ago and that’s all I said.” – Dave (20:13)
    • “Dinosaurs did not evolve into being extinct, Dave.” – Big Cat (34:58)
  • The conversation morphs into a meta-commentary on hobbies, accusations of “stealing recommendations,” and what counts as a fulfilling obsession in adulthood.

3. Inside White Sox Dave’s Homeowner Journey

• House Problems Galore (53:00–80:00)
  • Dave details disasters since buying his home: broken washer, rats chewing car electricals, foot breaking through the tub, blinds debacle—revealing an epic comedy of rookie home ownership.
  • “So your foot was dangling in like someone’s ceiling…?” – Danny (52:40)
  • Colleagues press on the idea that he’s selective in which problems he actually addresses, ridiculing his “triage” system: “Blinds trumped hygiene?” (57:03).

4. Chef Donnie's Pop-In – Edina, Work Ethic, and Midwest Pride

• Defending Edina (109:03–121:22)
  • After being (light-heartedly) accused of privilege, Chef Donnie bursts in to defend his upbringing, his cooking hustle, and Edina’s (in)famous reputation.
  • Barbs fly regarding Adina’s “rich kid” stereotype and a new documentary on the high school hockey dynasty. Donnie pushes back, invoking bunk beds, $3,000 clunker cars, and years of restaurant/landscaping work.
  • “Call me dumb, call me illiterate, but don’t talk about my work ethic.” – Chef Donnie (109:47)
  • Donnie and Titus hatch a future “quest for the keys” video series, tying into the ongoing storage unit/jersey saga.

5. Classic Office Antics & Running Gags

• "Old Dave" and Office Legends
  • The team waxes nostalgic on "Old Dave” and his legendary stink, old shirts, and carefree college days (62:03+). Eddie likens him to an animated character always in the same shirt; others reminisce about their own run-ins with local celebrities.
• Inside Barstool:
  • Blunt peer reviews on who works hard and who “coasts.” New and old faces are called out (Nikki Smokes among others, 128:14).
  • Return of goofball stunts: The Gauntlet athletic challenge (89:29), random references to “Hot Tub Time Machine” as Dave’s movie obsession (97:16+), and the ongoing storage-key-jersey puzzle.

6. Sensational Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Dave’s stench:
  • “You leave a trail.” – Eddie (42:05)
  • “Your clothes, that smell.” – Eddie (44:15)
  • “You handled this with such, with such class, dignity…” – Brandon (81:21)
• On indifference:
  • “Do you want your public persona to be like a slight odor guy that wears the same shirt?” – Brandon (75:52)
  • “Yeah, I don’t care.” – Dave (44:05)
• On Adina:
  • “You call me ski boy… you never had to work a day in your life…” – Chef Donnie firing back (109:45)
  • “You don’t choose where you grow up…” – Chef Donnie (111:28)
• On household priorities:
  • “I have to sand my floors, buy a washer/dryer unit, redo the second bathroom—all before odor.” – Dave (58:35, paraphrased)
• On teamwork and relationships:
  • “My relationship with you means…I like you.” – Big Cat to Chef Donnie (115:09)

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• 02:02–06:15 – Ancient raft vs. sheep bladder debate, early goofs
• 15:00–54:00 – White Sox Dave’s washing machine saga and stink intervention
• 15:30–34:00, 31:52 – Trains vs. dinosaurs obsession debate
• 41:36–54:00 – The laundry roast intensifies; Dave’s priorities questioned
• 56:06, 62:03 – Supreme Lobster shirt & Old Dave nostalgia
• 80:02–100:00 – House maintenance mayhem, Notable quotes on home ownership
• 89:29–93:43 – The Gauntlet: Dave’s athletic challenge segment
• 109:03–121:22 – Chef Donnie defends Edina, work ethic, and key/jersey quest
• 97:16, 98:46, 100:00 – Hot Tub Time Machine tweet run
• 128:00–130:55 – Office “coasters” called out, wind-down

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• On Dave’s hygiene:
  • “Once a week you smell pretty bad.” – Brandon (41:36)
  • “He’s got a case of the mildews.” – Rick (44:27)
• On Trains vs. Dinosaurs:
  • “If dinosaurs are so cool, why are they dead?” – Titus (33:42)
• Self-awareness:
  • “If you heed Mark’s advice and follow this 10-day challenge… what are your chances of stinking?” – Brandon (73:44)
  • “Not gonna be a single thing changed. We all know that, Mark.” – Dave (76:43)
• On house pride:
  • “I keep a tidy house. I’m a neat freak.” – Dave (79:35)
  • “You can’t be a neat freak if your clothes smell like toilet 14% of the time.” – Big Cat (79:46)
• Work ethic—Edina debate:
  • “Don’t lump me in with people that don’t actually work hard.” – Chef Donnie (110:39)

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General Vibe & Tone

• Language & Style: The episode is full of classic Barstool sarcasm, over-the-top metaphors, and Midwestern sensibility. It’s blue-collar, rapid-fire, and self-deprecating, with everyone fair game for a good-natured roast.
• Pacing: Fast-moving, circling back repeatedly on Dave’s laundry woes; everyone piles on, and even commercial breaks are used as comedic pivots.

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Summary Takeaway

This episode stands out for its relentless dissection of ordinary adult life gone slightly off the rails, with Dave’s laundry drama serving as a springboard for backslapping camaraderie and cathartic office group therapy. Between home ownership horror stories, philosophical debates on childhood obsessions, and a fierce defense of pride and class, The Yak proves why it’s a fan-favorite: real talk, zero filter, maximum chaos.

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For Yak regulars and newcomers alike, this episode is a pitch-perfect sample: chummy bullying, office anthropology, and a stubborn hero who just won’t stop (stinking) himself.

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For further laughs, check out:

• [Trains vs. Dinosaurs “Brain Clash” Debate – 15:30–34:00]
• [White Sox Dave’s “Supreme Lobster Shirt” Lore – 56:06, 62:03]
• [Chef Donnie’s Edina/Work Ethic Defense – 109:03–121:22]

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Big Cat]

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[Chef Donnie]

What's up?

[Eddie]

Hello, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Hello, Danny. Hello, Kate.

[Kate]

People forget Folgers just slaughters dogs.

[Big Cat]

They do.

[Brandon]

They do. They kill people.

[Kate]

You got to go with Stella Blue.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's right.

[Kate]

They just put them on a conveyor

[Big Cat]

belt and just absolutely.

[Brandon]

For no reason.

[Kate]

They don't do a wood chipper.

[Big Cat]

No. Yeah.

[Titus]

They don't put it in the coffee.

[Big Cat]

They don't convert them to coffee.

[Kate]

Just a waste.

[Danny]

Put a muzzle in their mouth so don't bark too loud.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Danny]

Slaughter them.

[Big Cat]

Kill them.

[Brandon]

It's like whoever the rival was of the ancient Greeks to float across water rather than using, like, wood raft, they would kill sheep and then take out their insides. And like inflate them and float across.

[Big Cat]

It's a very specific fact you remember just like that.

[Brandon]

It was kind of similar. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Was it more ingenious or freaky?

[Brandon]

It looked a little freaky deaky.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Because they were naked. They were all naked back then.

[Big Cat]

I would say one of the easiest things to figure out. Of course, I wasn't around back then to figure things out, but wood. Wood very much floats. Right. And you. The.

[Titus]

Yeah. I feel like.

[Big Cat]

You feel like a raft is one of the first things we came up with.

[Brandon]

But like, what about. I think it would be easier to get the inside out of a sheep than get cut down wood.

[Big Cat]

I disagree.

[Brandon]

Really? If I gave you ancient tools. Yeah, I'm getting the inside out of a sheep fest and you're chopping down a tree.

[Big Cat]

No, I think I'm chopping down actually. Let's do it.

[Danny]

How would you cedar?

[Big Cat]

Like, what do you. I don't know if I'm felling a cedar. I don't need. I don't need a fully grown, mature cedar for a raft. I can just take 10 yearling trees, some saplings. I can take 10 young trees and make a raft. You guys are gutting a sheep.

[Brandon]

I think that's pretty fun. Should we head fast?

[Kate]

But then. Wait, you're blowing up the what, like a bullet?

[Brandon]

Like, you're like blowing up. It's like stomach.

[Kate]

You gotta get all the.

[Brandon]

I don't know what it's called.

[Danny]

Like, there's a.

[Brandon]

There's a. Like a carving of it. You can see these, like naked men just floating across the river.

[Titus]

Acquiring that knowledge takes a lot more work than. Yeah, learning that wood floss.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Eddie]

Let's have Rick Got a sheep.

[Big Cat]

If I'm standing looking at a forest and you're standing looking at sheep, you can get my brain to. To. To the. The raft faster than you would.

[Brandon]

You didn't know wood floated. I would think I would look at a sheep and I would look at wood. I'd be like one of the sheep.

[Big Cat]

But do you have the power of observation? If you're standing by a river, you could see a piece of wood floating about.

[Brandon]

Think about seeing a tree. The first thought wouldn't be like, oh, that. That probably floats. I would be like, that sinks fast.

[Big Cat]

Well, think. These people have already had to figure out shelter. Guess what they use for shelter. They would cut down trees.

[Brandon]

That's not floating.

[Big Cat]

No, but they. They were familiar with the properties of wood.

[Brandon]

They were familiar with sheep too.

[Titus]

They weren't familiar with floods intestines there's

[Kate]

probably trees floating in the flood.

[Big Cat]

I would. I would assume so, because they were probably eating sheep.

[Brandon]

And then they saw that and like, what do we do with this?

[Big Cat]

I don't think so.

[Kate]

They were using them for condoms, too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they were sheepskin.

[Kate]

No, the intestines.

[Titus]

Fucked up, man. Mm. It really real fucked up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do sheepskin condoms still exist for the latex allergy bros?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I'm not. I'm not big into the condom game.

[Kate]

I know how some guys roll their own cigarettes. You think there's a guy out there who's like, yeah, make my own, definitely.

[Brandon]

And he probably. Would that work on you?

[Kate]

You go back to his place and he's got a. Yeah.

[Brandon]

If a guy at a bar was just, like, pulled out, he's like, you know, I made this.

[Big Cat]

That guy shouldn't be near a pussy.

[Brandon]

A guy that makes condoms, if he

[Big Cat]

makes his own condoms, that guy's got time. That.

[Brandon]

Natural lambs, $31.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but it's.

[Kate]

Is that a lot or a little?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Is it made of lamb or is

[Big Cat]

it just saying that does say Luxury.

[Titus]

Luxury.

[Big Cat]

Luxury condoms.

[Brandon]

That's what the rich says.

[Big Cat]

Condoms.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Is this a website just for condoms? DJ Undercover Condoms Dot com. Can we go to, like, bestsellers or worst sellers? I'm going to click away first. So it's not like we.

[Eddie]

I'd rather pay the extra 19.

[Brandon]

They're.

[Titus]

We go to the bargain bin.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right. Like, what is their clearance?

[Big Cat]

Condoms.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's a good logo. That's a sly ass.

[Danny]

Dude.

[Brandon]

I never got dental dams. That's a tab up there.

[Big Cat]

What the. The. That's a lot of condom varieties, I guess. Larger condoms, smaller condoms. That makes sense. Texture.

[Brandon]

I like that it says smaller and not small.

[Big Cat]

Spermicidal condoms. Condom accessories, Climax control.

[Kate]

What's climax control?

[Brandon]

That probably keeps you from busting quick.

[Chef Donnie]

How?

[Brandon]

Maybe thicker or a numbing agent, maybe.

[Kate]

What are condom accessories?

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Kate]

Jibbets.

[Brandon]

Kate. I swear to God, my first thought was jibbets.

[Big Cat]

Huh. What's chibbit?

[Brandon]

Those are the accessories for your Crocs. Maybe. I'm such a loser.

[Big Cat]

I don't even know what the word broken is.

[Dave]

This website, not real.

[Brandon]

Everything's broken except the sheepskin one.

[Big Cat]

People aren't buying. Gone.

[Brandon]

I deleted the website just now. Maybe our. Our audience crashed it. They all rushed to it.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

All right. What's everybody. What's everybody. What's everybody up to? What are you doing?

[Brandon]

Who's that in the massage chair. There is no way you can sit in a massage chair. Not look lazy as.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

With your feet dangling like that.

[Danny]

If you get up.

[Titus]

I'm gonna work out of the massage chair today.

[Brandon]

Was in it yesterday. Damn near upside down.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Brandon]

It goes pretty far back. I haven't had a chance to use it. Just there's somebody in it at all times.

[Big Cat]

Like Roosevelt's kid. Like, he looks.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, he looks. He looks like. He's like a. That's a high tech bound boy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There he goes. Damn.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we all need to sit in that before Jerry takes it home.

[Brandon]

Is he taking it?

[Big Cat]

Good Lord.

[Brandon]

Rough day at work?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Rough day in the gambling cave. Is just moving from the couch to the massage chair.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I'm tired of farting in this chair. This one.

[Brandon]

Where should I fart and watch the act?

[Big Cat]

Is that Doug?

[Brandon]

That was Doug.

[Big Cat]

Well, Doug side. Yeah. Doug's fleeting. Doug's like our bigfoot.

[Brandon]

I love him.

[Big Cat]

I still. Can we get chef Donnie in here?

[Brandon]

You want him?

[Big Cat]

I just woke up this morning. I saw him. I was walking to the bathroom, and I saw him holding court with the. It was over in the PMT corner. I know a lot of those guys aren't here, but he was holding court with about five guys, and I just was very curious of what he's holding court about.

[Brandon]

Okay, so if we want to get Chef Donnie in here, one of us has to get him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Could we, kids? Okay. You. You can't walk. I can't walk. I don't have his number.

[Titus]

Yeah, who does?

[Kate]

He.

[Titus]

Is he actually here?

[Big Cat]

I've seen him. Yeah. Coming out of. Mostly I went to the bathroom and I walked past him, and he was. He had a rapt audience. Like, they were. They were enraptured by whatever he was saying. And he was saying something like. Yeah, we were walking through. We were walking through grass so thick it came up to your waist or something like that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Titus]

He's telling a story.

[Big Cat]

He was spinning a tail of. Of something that he did.

[Brandon]

Titus, when he comes on, ask if he has any skiing coming up because he gets real offended. He thinks people think that he's like. Takes a lot of time off work

[Big Cat]

to ski, but does he have skiing coming up?

[Brandon]

Probably. I called him ski boy once and was really mad.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Titus]

I mean, he's never here.

[Brandon]

Brandon. He's always skiing.

[Big Cat]

He's here. I saw him.

[Titus]

I. I mean, tj, can we see the kitchen again?

[Big Cat]

Could be in that booth over there, right?

[Brandon]

Camera's dead. I have to reset it.

[Titus]

Oh, no. The deutsche bracket.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Sagging.

[Big Cat]

I think he. Deutsch has to put it up every. Every single day gets here. The first day I got here, the first day of the tournament I got here, and they were all like that. And he has to go over it every single morning.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you were kind of running out. That's not a very good for tape. Wall kind of running out. Like flat surface. Not a good tape. Look, it's.

[Danny]

It's.

[Brandon]

I think he was really, really worried about ripping up the. The paint. It's like a school wall that you would, like, use a pencil.

[Big Cat]

I mean, we need to get him a permanent wall if he's gonna do this every year. Just get a wall that is a bracket.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What about that one?

[Titus]

Have we acknowledged that he misspelled his own name?

[Kate]

I was looking at that and wondering.

[Brandon]

I think. I think he was in a real hurry.

[Kate]

Doit sees.

[Brandon]

But granted, it's not his name. Not his name.

[Titus]

Also not as.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, okay.

[Brandon]

Maybe he's never written it.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Brandon]

Is that the first time he wrote it?

[Kate]

Wait, his name's not Deutsch?

[Brandon]

No. He stole that from a woman from a commercial.

[Titus]

A lawyer.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

His name is not Ronnie Deutsch.

[Brandon]

No, that's a woman.

[Big Cat]

Is his name Ronnie? No.

[Titus]

No.

[Big Cat]

What's his goddamn name?

[Brandon]

His name's Tom.

[Big Cat]

His name's Tom.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No, it's not.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we've done this on the show.

[Big Cat]

We've done this.

[Titus]

I know.

[Big Cat]

We've done other people. You guys.

[Titus]

No, we've done control on your cars.

[Brandon]

That might be the. The first time he wrote his name.

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[Eddie]

Nailed it.

[Big Cat]

Also, if he just took the name, he could spell it however he wants to.

[Brandon]

He already changed the spelling. It's not even. He spells it differently than the lady.

[Titus]

Why? It just texted us. Donnie's not here right now.

[Brandon]

Give him a call.

[Big Cat]

I just saw him at 11:30. He left already. He spent. He spent 15 minutes here.

[Brandon]

He's probably on right now.

[Titus]

Let me see.

[Big Cat]

You should call him and ask. Just call him and see where he is.

[Titus]

He's not going to answer.

[Brandon]

You don't think so?

[Titus]

Not going to answer my. I don't. Let me find his number.

[Big Cat]

We gotta watch. There's a documentary that just came out about Adina and how they're the most hated hockey team in Minnesota.

[Rick]

Really?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Mensey's friends did it. Snapback Sports Crew.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. The guys he invited to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So we gotta. There The. The fact that Adina is the most Hated town in America, basically, is no longer.

[Brandon]

Nobody recommends documentaries, so I'm gonna have to watch that. Thank you. I got one for you. I got two for you, actually.

[Big Cat]

Two documentaries.

[Kate]

Documentaries?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

One doc, one mock one.

[Big Cat]

He's not answering your call. Has been unbelievable. Yeah, unbelievable. What are your DOC recommendations, T.J. the bowling one.

[Brandon]

These are pre. Pre recommendations. I haven't watched them yet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait a second. A prere. Wait a.

[Brandon]

That's stealing value.

[Big Cat]

That's against spirit of recommendation. Recommendation that's up.

[Brandon]

I'm recommending you watch it and then tell me how it is.

[Kate]

Oh, I will watch it. I think I told you guys about the bowling one because we're friends with that guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he was on.

[Big Cat]

I don't know where the recommendation is now.

[Dave]

You.

[Big Cat]

He recommended it to you, and you're telling us to watch it? Have you watched it yet?

[Kate]

I told you guys to watch it weeks ago.

[Big Cat]

So you just got recommended. Recommendation cocked.

[Titus]

I will say Kate has a pretty good hit rate, but she's kind of abusing her power. She is, like, just haphazardly. She's coming in, just fucking spraying wrecks.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And I'm like, doused. And Rex. I walk out of the office and I got Rex just fucking ripping off.

[Big Cat]

But you love docs.

[Titus]

I do, but it's like, this is too much. This is an all you can doc buffet.

[Brandon]

Do you like docs or do you like wrecks? Me, you like. Do you watch docs so you can wreck.

[Kate]

I'm going through a big documentary phase right now.

[Brandon]

It's been, like five years.

[Kate]

I know, because I. I feel like that's why I started having kids. My world's a little bit smaller, which is fine. But I feel like I like watching docs because, like, I'm living other people's lives for a minute.

[Brandon]

Sad. Oh, fuck.

[Big Cat]

God damn it.

[Kate]

I watched Free Solo again recently, just for the B roll. I just wanted to be outside.

[Big Cat]

It's solo, rewatchable, and that's kind of. Yeah, it is.

[Kate]

I was on the edge of my seat all over again.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Ben Stiller trying to make pop.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And he's. And people are ignoring him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think so.

[Titus]

Soda Pop or Soda Pop.

[Kate]

He got kind of defensive about it.

[Dave]

Yeah, he's.

[Brandon]

He's a defensive Twitter guy.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

I gotta be honest, as famous as he is, I do think if I went to a store and Ben Stiller was standing in the front with a camera crew, I wouldn't bat an eye. I don't think he. He wouldn't he wouldn't inspire me to be like, oh, my God, I gotta talk to Ben Stiller.

[Brandon]

Most celebrity driven men I've ever met. Straight men.

[Big Cat]

But I don't know that actors kind of miss that with me. Athletes, yes. Wrestlers, yes. Mantiquers, yes. Actors I don't kind of give a fuck about. If I saw.

[Brandon]

Not movie stars, but I think if you saw sitcom actors.

[Big Cat]

If I saw Rest in Peace Malcolm Jamal Warner before he died, I would have freaked out. Yes.

[Brandon]

Zach Braff.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you're right. If I saw Zach Braff, I'd forget.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think now just celebrities are so accessible that they don't really move the needle.

[Brandon]

The mystique is gone.

[Danny]

Remember, like, growing up, if you just saw, like, someone who was like, in gym class. Heroes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, that was like. The whole town knew.

[Brandon]

My dad saw Danny Glover on an elevator and I stole that from him. Was telling people I did. And that was like my biggest thing that's ever happened to me.

[Big Cat]

I saw the WCBI sports anchor Joe Furia at the mall one time at Morrison's, eating dinner right before his newscast. And it changed my 1989. It was the. It was the biggest moment of 1989.

[Brandon]

Did you, like, keep on walking past?

[Big Cat]

No, my mom was like, hey. And introduced me to him.

[Brandon]

How'd your mom know him?

[Big Cat]

My mom knew all the guys back then. She knew every single guy.

[Brandon]

Interesting. Every single guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And no. She worked in the Mississippi State athletic department and she had to hook him up with stuff. Anyway, I. I met the local news anchor and that was a huge deal for me.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I loved. I love those guys.

[Eddie]

I saw Chapel Roan got put in hadlock.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. She fucked you up.

[Eddie]

Woke up shackled to a radiator.

[Brandon]

Kind of sick.

[Eddie]

Speaking of documentaries, though, there was a heated debate amongst two men in their 30s about dinosaurs versus trains.

[Brandon]

This morning I was on that. I was on a pod. I was on a brain clash.

[Eddie]

But it extended to after the podcast.

[Big Cat]

Go on.

[Eddie]

We had glimpses of old White Sox. Dave back. I think there's a video on Viva and our dear friend Stephen Che was

[Brandon]

involved in it, so you don't hear it in the video. The argument was, children are oftentimes obsessed with dinosaurs or trains. Boys, young boys. What is the better thing to be obsessed with as an adult? Trains or dinosaurs. And Che took trains. Dave took dinosaurs.

[Titus]

And the podcast checks out, by the way. I agree. That makes total sense, wholeheartedly.

[Big Cat]

I'd like to hear Chase side before

[Brandon]

I determine, of course, but the Podcast is coming out where they really. They. They calmly until the end are breaking this down. But then I left to go record another show, and apparently it got incredibly heated still to the point where Dave came in and yelled at me, like, for some reason. And that's on a Viva camera. But I voted for him. I thought he won the argument. He was still mad at me.

[Big Cat]

I lean dinosaurs before I hear any of the takes.

[Brandon]

We were screaming just because dinosaurs are cooler.

[Titus]

I'm on chase.

[Big Cat]

Right. Trains, Trains.

[Danny]

Trains.

[Titus]

They're functional.

[Brandon]

That's what purpose.

[Titus]

They serve. A purpose for an adult. Adult. Yeah, an adult train.

[Brandon]

And a lot of dinosaur stuff is. Is our guesses.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. And certainly you get into more of what makes a train work and you grow up and you.

[Brandon]

Train has a negative connotation.

[Big Cat]

Train maps are fun. Like, there's a lot of band. What? Jay, what was your stance?

[Mark]

So Dave got to choose. So he went dinosaurs first. So I had trains. No matter what, I do believe trains.

[Danny]

Wait, this was a debate where you only could pick one you could defer.

[Brandon]

So if you win the previous debate, you get a choice of. Do you want to take this?

[Danny]

Or this is a series we're doing at the office.

[Eddie]

A brain clash on the dog.

[Big Cat]

How did get determined that trains and dinosaurs were the opponents here?

[Eddie]

I believe they have people send in suggestions, and that was it.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. Actually, should we just watch the. We have a Viva video. Yeah, let me see that before we do anything else. Podcast.

[Dave]

I was not.

[Brandon]

I have not said it's not hypothetical.

[Big Cat]

This is real life for me.

[Brandon]

I am obsessed with.

[Dave]

I didn't ever say that.

[Big Cat]

Four dinosaurs.

[Dave]

I didn't ever say that. I said I like science.

[Mark]

You just said this two minutes ago.

[Dave]

Did I say I was. Did I say I was obsessed with dinosaurs? Two minutes.

[Brandon]

That's every day.

[Mark]

You said, why would it be hypothetical? This is real life for me.

[Dave]

I already love dinosaurs. I didn't say. You were putting words in my mouth. I said I enjoy consuming dinosaur content. Something I already do. I haven't. I don't do that. I. Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Name four dinosaurs.

[Dave]

I do.

[Danny]

You just name three.

[Dave]

Who cares what they're in podcast.

[Big Cat]

I was so Dave definitely said what he's saying. He didn't say. Right.

[Eddie]

There is another video.

[Brandon]

There's so much.

[Titus]

This is laser tag all over again. Like, I love dinosaur.

[Brandon]

Dave forgets that. It's like being recorded Prehistoric laser. Every single time. Dave was tearing me up yesterday. I think he Dave forgot, I think, like, the term, like a woman's perspective.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

And so he was going around the office yesterday just being like, we need some female juice. He's like, anaka, get over here. We need female juice.

[Danny]

He was going around asking people, skiing or snowboarding. And it was just a bunch of dudes.

[Brandon]

And he's like, okay, let's get female views. I was like, ew, dude

[Big Cat]

argument.

[Mark]

What would you rather be obsessed with at your current age, trains or dinosaurs? He got to pick first and chose dinosaurs, which is fair. But then he was saying how he consumes a lot of dinosaur content. And I said, YouTube shorts.

[Brandon]

He was only saying he watches it on YouTube. Jurassic Park.

[Dave]

And then, and then he rattled Jurassic Park.

[Chef Donnie]

That's hard.

[Mark]

And if you're obsessed with dinosaurs.

[Dave]

I never said I was obsessed with dinosaurs.

[Mark]

You said, you said you watch Instagram and YouTube content on dinosaurs all the time.

[Dave]

Not what I said. I. I said. And I hope you back me up because this is. This is how it went. I said that I like science adjacent outer space. I started rattling off all that stuff. Outer space, whatever,

[Brandon]

the whole pod. That's the only science he could name.

[Dave]

I'm already consuming dinosaur content here and there. I didn't say I'm obsessed with or anything. I said trains. They don't interest me. I don't care about the engineering behind them. I don't care how they work.

[Chef Donnie]

To me, they're just a motive.

[Titus]

I don't care about the science behind them.

[Dave]

Space happened in the past and millions and millions of years ago. And that's all I said.

[Brandon]

Can you name five dinosaurs? No. T. Rex?

[Chef Donnie]

No.

[Mark]

Raptor?

[Dave]

Vosaurus. And like all the ones from Jurassic Park. I didn't say. I'm an expert in dinosaur naming.

[Mark]

Spell Pterodactyl.

[Dave]

It starts with a P. Okay, that's

[Eddie]

all I'm going to do.

[Dave]

I know that's what you were trying to get me. Actually.

[Chef Donnie]

They just walked on you, though.

[Dave]

D, A, C, C, T, Y, L.

[Brandon]

I think that's right.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's all I'm gonna do. Spells the whole world point.

[Big Cat]

You there?

[Rick]

Tune in on Thursday.

[Big Cat]

Is he here now?

[Brandon]

I just text him. Okay.

[Big Cat]

He needs to come. I'd like to have a little bit of there come out here.

[Eddie]

I was.

[Brandon]

Is the girl. Is the female juice video out?

[Big Cat]

We have chairs out here.

[Brandon]

Do you have that? Danny, was that you filming it?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did he say female juices?

[Eddie]

Yeah, woman juices.

[Brandon]

There's just. It's an empty office.

[Big Cat]

No, just curious.

[Brandon]

And we were Thinking about getting scientifics on the show. What are some science stuff that you like?

[Dave]

Anything and everything.

[Brandon]

Like what, outer space?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dave]

And stars?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Anything else?

[Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yes.

[Big Cat]

Which.

[Brandon]

Not trains, though.

[Dave]

What's that?

[Brandon]

Not trains.

[Dave]

Not really, no. Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Big Cat]

You don't think there's science that goes into.

[Dave]

No, there's plenty of science that good. Not the science that really interests me. It doesn't have, like, a list.

[Big Cat]

All the sciences.

[Titus]

Space science.

[Big Cat]

Space, space.

[Brandon]

What's the science of dinosaurs that you like?

[Dave]

I. I like the history of dinosaurs. Like, what do you mean, the science of dinosaurs?

[Titus]

Well, you. You said you like science and that's

[Brandon]

why you, like, brought dinosaurs.

[Titus]

So you said the science of dinosaurs.

[Dave]

I like anything that's just, like, weird and out there and can get my brain going in different directions. Mark.

[Big Cat]

Like space and dinosaur.

[Dave]

Some people like. You like sports.

[Big Cat]

You also like sports.

[Dave]

I. I kind of hate them at the moment, but.

[Big Cat]

No, you don't.

[Dave]

I do. I'm mad.

[Big Cat]

You love sports.

[Dave]

I love sports. I'm angry at my favorite sport right now.

[Big Cat]

Aren't you guys turning the corner?

[Dave]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dave]

They're gonna win at most 70 games.

[Big Cat]

But they're young and exciting.

[Dave]

No, they're not.

[Big Cat]

They are.

[Dave]

They're not, but.

[Big Cat]

They are.

[Dave]

They're not.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

All right.

[Big Cat]

See wins.

[Mark]

Here's snowboarder.

[Dave]

All right, we need some female juice in here.

[Eddie]

We like the female juice. Maybe not for an ad, but.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean by female juice?

[Eddie]

You need some girls in the video.

[Dave]

Yeah, we need girls in the video.

[Eddie]

So why not phrase it the most grotesque way possible?

[Brandon]

That was. That was worse than, like, your use of cunt.

[Dave]

No, I don't think that is female juice. You went that direction, not me.

[Brandon]

You said it.

[Dave]

I just meant, like, some added flair to the video. You went the sexual route.

[Big Cat]

Right, but is that the best phrase to use?

[Dave]

No, it wasn't. It was poorly phrased, for sure.

[Kate]

Why'd you ask me to squirt some thoughts out earlier?

[Chef Donnie]

That.

[Big Cat]

I'm. I'm fascinated with your views on science.

[Dave]

I don't really have views on science. The argument was. Or the question was. Here, let me put my headphones on so I can.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that'll help. Think of the question.

[Dave]

It was something like, children oftentimes develop an obsession with both trains and dinosaurs. At your current age, which would you rather be obsessed with? And I picked dinosaurs because it's more interesting to me. And then Stephen started going on about how career or trains lead to, like, more careers or something. I'm like, I don't really care about that. I just want to be entertained when I'm staring at my phone on the shitter, basically. And that I'm more easily entertained by stuff like dinosaurs or outer space or World War II history, facts, just shit like that.

[Brandon]

If you went to somebody's house and they were like, I have a train table in the basement or I have dinosaur models in the basement. Which one would you rather go check out?

[Dave]

Are they like real dinosaur bones or something? I would, I would go to that first.

[Brandon]

They're not real dinosaur bones.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Then they're both figurines. One of trains.

[Dave]

If it was a nice, like Lionel set, sure. Then probably the train.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dave]

In that exact moment. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I suggest if you want to be entertained on the shitter, like there's some outstanding trains going through, like mountain YouTube.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Very pleasing and very calming and very.

[Dave]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

There's also a lot of big train influencers. Like that guy who's like, here comes dick my butt.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And then he's in like the new Top Gear, I think. Or he's in a new. Yeah, he's like a new.

[Dave]

I don't think I know that one.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's like sponsored by Chanel and stuff or something like high end brands and everything. But I don't see dino influencers like that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, where are the dino?

[Kate]

Yeah, where's the.

[Dave]

I don't. I don't know if I've came across any actual dinosaur influencers. It's more just the clickbait, like slide through.

[Brandon]

So that might not even be science. I could just be made up.

[Dave]

Yeah, totally, totally. But the, the theme around the. It could be made up is dinosaurs. And that grabs me more than a train would.

[Big Cat]

What'd you think of the new Netflix series came out.

[Dave]

I haven't seen it yet. That's on the to do tonight, actually. It's on the to do list tonight.

[Brandon]

What else is on the to do list tonight?

[Dave]

I don't know. You want to pry?

[Titus]

Check your receipts.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Gotta check your.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you gotta.

[Dave]

Receipt,

[Big Cat]

you know.

[Brandon]

You didn't see Jeff's printer?

[Dave]

No.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Dave]

I don't know what we're talking about anymore.

[Titus]

I can't stop thinking about the printer. Stop thinking about how he has his own handle on the printer. He's got a Yoda.

[Brandon]

He's got a baby Yoda with his.

[Titus]

You can't even read the task because half of the page is a Yoda with his. Jeff D Low. Why does he need to have at Jeff D Lowe?

[Brandon]

Are you a to do list guys?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's his own to do list. He doesn't need the baby.

[Danny]

So he just had to build a little script code there.

[Big Cat]

I gotta write. Gotta edit the some video.

[Titus]

And then I added a little task at the end there.

[Mark]

I simply click save and boom.

[Big Cat]

It just prints out all of my

[Mark]

tasks individually on receipt paper.

[Brandon]

The little off show you.

[Titus]

I got my name on it.

[Big Cat]

Got a little logo there. How's. How's your attention? You made it about three seconds in that video. We've already seen this for you.

[Dave]

I And then of course when you're

[Brandon]

done with that was. That was crazy.

[Titus]

That was insane.

[Mark]

Ask over.

[Big Cat]

You just showed me your to do list on your phone.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You could have just said that. You don't have to show me your to do list. A lot of people have their to do list on their notes app.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We're showing you a video.

[Titus]

We're showing you.

[Dave]

I know.

[Titus]

I need you to watch the video. I. I didn't watch.

[Big Cat]

You made it a second and a half.

[Eddie]

I'll play it again.

[Brandon]

Let's play it again.

[Titus]

Play it again.

[Dave]

It's already too much. It didn't grab me within the first one second. Seat printer.

[Mark]

And then built a little script code using AI.

[Brandon]

This is too much print out all

[Titus]

of my tasks are my tasks there.

[Chef Donnie]

I gotta write.

[Big Cat]

This is what we were talking about.

[Titus]

Hold on. Added a little task at the end in there.

[Mark]

I simply click save and boom.

[Titus]

Boom.

[Danny]

So funny.

[Big Cat]

Had you watched it the first time?

[Brandon]

You know nobody's ever boomed a receipt printing out there.

[Titus]

Got the time that I added in

[Dave]

the to do list and hey, I'm not going to. If it works for him, it works for him.

[Big Cat]

But he could just write that down.

[Dave]

He could. But Jeff's an eccentric guy.

[Big Cat]

I didn't notice this yesterday. You're absolutely right about.

[Titus]

You can't even read the test.

[Big Cat]

You notice taking up half the pretty cool.

[Titus]

And he doesn't need the the Yoda and the at Jeffy Low cuz it's just for him. It's for him. He knows

[Danny]

someone should.

[Titus]

Oh man.

[Kate]

But does anyone else quietly think it's kind of cool?

[Brandon]

I like it. I brought it up. But I didn't talk bad about it.

[Dave]

I don't hate it.

[Brandon]

That's something that I would have.

[Danny]

It's not functional or convenient.

[Kate]

No.

[Titus]

Or cool.

[Danny]

Four different receipts that don't stick.

[Big Cat]

Why do you think you had to pull out your phone and show me your notes app. You could have just told me because

[Brandon]

he's always on the defense and he automatically assumed that we wouldn't believe him.

[Big Cat]

No, let me read your to do list.

[Dave]

Actually, I got to make sure there's nothing actually personal.

[Big Cat]

I won't read anything personal.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah, you're good.

[Brandon]

What would be something like personal.

[Big Cat]

Let's see. To do list.

[Dave]

I have to book a flight for my grandmother's funeral. Nick.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Dave]

That would be.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm glad we didn't bring that up.

[Big Cat]

To do list. Email HOA and roof people.

[Dave]

Yeah, I got to get a new roof.

[Big Cat]

Got some roof issues.

[Rick]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. To do list. Flights and Airbnb's. That's the grandmother funeral. You know, God bless your grandmother. Sorry.

[Brandon]

Sorry about that.

[Dave]

All good. She lived an excellent life. Fantastic woman.

[Big Cat]

To do list. Lance Milwaukee. You're going to Lance Milwaukee?

[Dave]

No, I'm. I have to keep reminding Lance that we have Milwaukee on Sunday for the White Sox Brewers.

[Big Cat]

Sure.

[Dave]

Yeah. Keep reminding me.

[Big Cat]

Email Brooks.

[Dave]

That's Brooks Boyer with the White Sox.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. And kill Stephen.

[Dave]

That would be Kill Stephen, Chad.

[Brandon]

So for somebody who's mad at their teams, there's a lot of White Sox stuff going on.

[Dave]

Oh, I wanna actually. I'll say this. I want to do a pig roast with the White Sox this summer. You've actually heard about it?

[Brandon]

No, I haven't heard about the pick.

[Dave]

You weren't in? No. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Well, that sounds great.

[Dave]

We brought it up in the content meeting the other day.

[Brandon]

Yeah, amazing.

[Big Cat]

You want to host a pig roast and invite the White Sox.

[Dave]

Well, it'd be at Sox park in the. For a tailgate. I want the whole company to come. If you can make it, Obviously.

[Big Cat]

Who's roasting the pig?

[Dave]

I would get Chef Joe Flam involved, obviously. Chef Donnie.

[Big Cat]

So it sounds like. Not Chef Donnie because you named a chef before him.

[Dave]

Well, Chef Donnie, I've already spoken with

[Big Cat]

him, but how many people are gonna.

[Dave]

We're gonna have one actual professional chef. One semi professional chef.

[Big Cat]

So Chef Donnie, not an actual professional chef.

[Dave]

I mean, he doesn't run a restaurant.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he has before.

[Dave]

Okay. So know what I would back from Chef Donnie? He is a professional.

[Eddie]

You did beat him in the.

[Dave]

In the banana bread off. Yeah, I did.

[Big Cat]

If that. You think Chef Donnie's an amateur?

[Dave]

I don't think he's an amateur. I. I meant it more as like, he doesn't run a restaurant for a living. He. But at the same time, he does food for a living.

[Big Cat]

Isn't it Fair to say if he didn't work here, he probably would run a restaurant.

[Dave]

Actually, you know what? That is fair. Yeah. Okay, so I take it back. He's not a. I wouldn't know semi

[Titus]

work in a restaurant. He wouldn't run it, surely, at one point.

[Dave]

I bet he would.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Would it be a successful restaurant?

[Dave]

I think so, Mark.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we're asking Mark.

[Titus]

You think it would be Dave?

[Dave]

I don't know what kind of business acumen he has, but I mean, look at it. He can cook food well.

[Titus]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

but you beat him in the banana bread off.

[Brandon]

And actually you have a new one out with him today, right?

[Dave]

I do.

[Brandon]

Everybody go watch another competition. And you guys made meatloaf. Is that one of your other.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I judged that one.

[Kate]

I got to try it too.

[Brandon]

No spoil. It's out, right?

[Dave]

It is out. It came out yesterday.

[Brandon]

Oh, how'd you do?

[Dave]

I lost. However, everyone was like, it's actually. It's like my grandma used to.

[Big Cat]

It was two really good meatloafs. Yeah, I'll say. You may.

[Dave]

One was the best I've ever had, which was Donnie's, obviously. And mine was just a standard.

[Big Cat]

Yours was a solid meatloaf. Yeah, but Donnie's was fucking amazing.

[Dave]

It was the best meatloaf I've ever, ever had. I don't think I'll have a better one.

[Big Cat]

And that's the thing. Too many people on the show belittle Chef Donnie and just make it their entire mission to make it. Make him look stupid and all that. And sure, he skis all the time. He's on vacation all the time. Yes, he's a rich kid. Never had to work for anything in his life. Sure, that motherfucker can cook. Yeah, that motherfucker can cook.

[Brandon]

When he's in his element, he excels. When he's out of his elements, what's the exact opposite of excels?

[Dave]

D cells incel. He incels on the right track.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Well, Dave, thank you, my friend.

[Big Cat]

We're getting rid of Dave already now

[Dave]

we can keep this up or something. Yeah, we're. We haven't really hashed out this. I haven't heard Steven yet.

[Big Cat]

That's what I'm saying, because Steven's here. He has a mic too. And it's been all one sided so far. Steven, please.

[Mark]

Sure. So my argument was just that dinosaurs being obsessed with them at our current ages. Dave, 38, I'm 40. Is that there's no real upside beyond a couple minutes of entertainment. Jurassic park is fiction and dinosaurs haven't been relevant really for millions of years. If you're going to be obsessed with dinosaurs at our current age, your upside is maybe a museum tour guide.

[Dave]

Why.

[Titus]

Let me.

[Big Cat]

Let me stop you there, Dave. Did you listen to his argument when he presented, or did you immediately go into defense mode and get mad?

[Dave]

A little bit of both.

[Big Cat]

Not a little bit of both, though, right?

[Dave]

No, it was a little bit of both. Like, I don't understand why he's. Why an obsession has to lead way to a career. And that was his largest.

[Brandon]

I think he was saying, like, it's pretty cool when you could be obsessed with something. And then there are the perks of it becoming your career.

[Dave]

And my counterpoint to that is if your hobby becomes your career, it's no longer your hobby. It's your career. And I like to have hobbies where I just sit and let my brain melt.

[Brandon]

Your hobby became your career.

[Dave]

Yeah, it did.

[Brandon]

Do you regret that?

[Dave]

And. No, I don't regret it. I love barstool sports, obviously, the white side. And that's. I don't even think that's a hobby. That. That. That was an actual. That is a real obsession in part of me not to. Not like.

[Brandon]

So the argument was obsession, not what we're.

[Dave]

Well, what. What. I'm not gonna ever be obsessed with either of those two things, but if I were gun to head. Head to choose one, it would definitely be dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are cooler.

[Brandon]

That's all you have to say, and then you win the argument. Dinosaurs are cooler.

[Big Cat]

Dinosaurs are extinct.

[Titus]

Trains aren't dinosaurs.

[Dave]

Me there.

[Titus]

If dinosaurs are so cool, why are they dead?

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Dave]

Evolution, man.

[Brandon]

A lot of the coolest things.

[Big Cat]

I don't think that's the correct answer.

[Dave]

No, it was a meteor, partially. That didn't kill off. That didn't kill off every dinosaur. A lot of them, they say, turned into birds. Evolved into birds. TJ Looked that up. I know that's not a crazy. It's not my theory. That's just a theory.

[Brandon]

Chickens are T. Rexes.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I think it was the birds who survived.

[Dave]

I think they also evolved into them. I don't know.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dave]

I'm not a paleontologist.

[Titus]

Let's.

[Kate]

Oh, evolving.

[Chef Donnie]

Look at that.

[Brandon]

During the meso.

[Dave]

Yeah, take back that little shit eye roll you gave me.

[Big Cat]

I cannot. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[Dave]

Not really.

[Big Cat]

You're just kind of. You're doing the paddle ball as much as you can, and you're still the. The ball still paddling, but you have no idea how to actually do It.

[Dave]

That's not true. I just proved myself correct right there.

[Big Cat]

Not really, though.

[Dave]

You gave me an eye roll when I said, aren't birds like modern.

[Big Cat]

No, I gave you the eye roll when you said. When I said dinosaurs are extinct and you says, yeah, evolution.

[Dave]

Well, they're. They don't. They don't exist.

[Brandon]

They are extinct.

[Dave]

They are extinct. Yes. Right, but there is a tract of evolution from certain dinosaurs where.

[Big Cat]

But I.

[Brandon]

Right, but the dinosaurs are dead.

[Big Cat]

Dinosaurs did not evolve into being extinct.

[Dave]

No.

[Big Cat]

Right. That's what you said.

[Dave]

That's what you heard me say is getting correct.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that is what I heard you say.

[Dave]

That's not. That's. You heard the context incorrectly though.

[Danny]

You.

[Dave]

I meant that there. There was a meter that probably wiped out 99.9% dinosaurs.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Dave]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

Sure. Yeah.

[Dave]

The survivors. Because there were some. Obviously life didn't.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I just need, you know, evolution didn't kill the dinosaurs.

[Dave]

No, that's not what I.

[Brandon]

Let's get trying to female juice. Kate.

[Dave]

Yeah. Kate, can you help us?

[Big Cat]

Can we have your juice?

[Dave]

Danny, can you help us out?

[Brandon]

Oh, that's one way to.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, Dave, we finally turned the corner and don't like Danny.

[Dave]

Oh, good.

[Brandon]

You. Why didn't you warn us?

[Dave]

I let you guys figure it out on your own.

[Eddie]

The old Dave is coming back, so. And I kind of like that.

[Big Cat]

I have noticed that a little bit more in clips. You're seeming to dip more into old days.

[Eddie]

It's been hard to hate you.

[Big Cat]

You're being a lot dumber.

[Eddie]

You've been a mature man.

[Dave]

How am I being dumber?

[Big Cat]

No, whatever Danny said mature.

[Titus]

It's hard.

[Eddie]

It's hard to hate you because you're. You're trying more mature. I respect it.

[Dave]

You.

[Brandon]

You stop being a slob.

[Big Cat]

The beard's good.

[Dave]

Yeah, the beard is good.

[Brandon]

You still come in musty every once in a while. I think you forget to take your clothes out of the washer.

[Dave]

Yeah, I just have a shitty washer.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Really?

[Brandon]

You're actually musty sometimes.

[Dave]

I'll. I'll notice it when I'm in here. It'll.

[Titus]

I'll.

[Dave]

It'll be a load of laundry that

[Brandon]

like sat in the wash. You know, Donnie Darko, they.

[Big Cat]

Wait a second.

[Kate]

Other people have noticed.

[Brandon]

You know, in Donnie Darker. Like there's that path where you could see people went. I could find DAV anywhere in the office some days. And who knows?

[Dave]

I was bad the other day after Chinese workout.

[Big Cat]

Would a shitty washer make your clothes musty? Or. That's just me dry.

[Dave]

I have no the shitty. If you. I have a front load washer.

[Big Cat]

Right, okay.

[Dave]

So water will stay in the base of.

[Brandon]

You keep your clothes in the washer when it's done for too long.

[Dave]

I think that's has nothing to do

[Big Cat]

with the quality of the wash.

[Eddie]

It'll do.

[Big Cat]

I used to when the washer gets done, you.

[Brandon]

You put it in the dryer and sometimes it.

[Dave]

Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, Brandon. You're just wrong right here.

[Big Cat]

I'm. I'm not.

[Dave]

I promise you you're wrong.

[Big Cat]

The only way your clothes are going to get musty in a washer of inequality is if they stay in there too long.

[Dave]

That's exactly what I'm even after.

[Eddie]

So it's not a bad washer.

[Titus]

It's not the washer. It's you not you're the bad washer.

[Big Cat]

You said it's a shitty washer.

[Dave]

My washer, no matter what right now stinks.

[Danny]

I guess if you're wash. Yeah, you're washing.

[Brandon]

If you have a stinky washer, that's not a good wash.

[Dave]

Hold on.

[Eddie]

Are you the one?

[Brandon]

They're clean, but they re. Oh, I put my clothes in the stinker on accident.

[Kate]

I got a front load stinker.

[Brandon]

Why does it look just like the wash?

[Titus]

Front load stinker.

[Dave]

Good luck.

[Danny]

He's got a stinker.

[Brandon]

Oh, I meant to clean my clothes. I made them stink.

[Dave]

Technically clean. They just don't smell great. They've been washed.

[Brandon]

But what makes things stink?

[Dave]

Bacteria. Getting there.

[Danny]

Oh, you guys, they do wash.

[Dave]

I have

[Brandon]

clean as well.

[Danny]

Oh, my clothes are wet.

[Titus]

And take a big whiff and it stinks. You're like, ma, that's perfect.

[Brandon]

At least they're clean.

[Big Cat]

They're clean.

[Titus]

Oh, smells like perfect.

[Eddie]

Go on, Dave.

[Dave]

I'm. I'm not. I'm not.

[Brandon]

Does your significant other. It's no secret you have a significant other.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Does she ever bring up the must?

[Dave]

Constantly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right.

[Brandon]

Do you not. Do you care if you're musty?

[Dave]

You don't notice it right off the rip sometimes. What? But you notice what I was trying to explain. I have a. I think I would assume it's the washer dryer unit that was originally built into the house. So it was built in 2005. 20. Call it 20 years. The when I close the washer. What the is so funny.

[Danny]

I can bend that knee. Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dave]

Whenever. When I wash clothes and take them out and put them in the dryer, there's still water that sits in the basin of the front Load washer that if I close the washer door by habit, it'll stink up the entire thing. Okay, okay.

[Brandon]

But what I'm telling you is if you took them out immediately when the wash was done and put them in a dryer, I don't think it would have that musty smell.

[Big Cat]

Just have a water stink.

[Eddie]

So then what's the point of saying everything you just said if you still just leave your clothes in there for too long and they, they get the mildew smell like you're trying to blame it on the washer, but you're also saying you leave your clothes in there.

[Dave]

Yeah, no, it's, it's. It's a two part problem. The washer.

[Eddie]

We're saying it's not.

[Dave]

I, I have fully admitted to leaving the clothes in the washer.

[Eddie]

That's for too long.

[Dave]

Yes. That's what makes.

[Brandon]

But if everybody knows. Hold on, hold on.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm not done yet.

[Dave]

That everybody knows makes a clothes smell bad, right? Correct? Yes. Okay. Now since I have a front load washer, meaning I open the door from the side, not the top. Do you understand? Do you understand the physics behind this? Water will stay in the washer sometimes and if I close the door it and it can't evaporate out then it'll stink up the whole washer for like weeks and I have to get like tablets and bleach and extra shit to clean it out.

[Brandon]

But to answer this.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Brandon]

If you got a brand new washer, a top load.

[Dave]

A top load, I would not have near the issue.

[Brandon]

Not if you left them in the washer for too long. They would still stay exactly the same, right?

[Dave]

Probably, yes. However, this washer also has a perma odor because it's so old and so shitty.

[Brandon]

But. Okay, answer me this. If you. When it you heard it ding, it's done. You took them out and put them in the dryer, they wouldn't stink.

[Dave]

Not. No.

[Eddie]

You're good, right?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know Your, your, your money situation. So don't. But washers aren't.

[Dave]

I know.

[Big Cat]

I expensive.

[Dave]

I. I'm.

[Big Cat]

Compared to what they are.

[Dave]

I'm doing other. I got a roof to pay for too now, right? I.

[Big Cat]

That $400 we can probably get us a low end.

[Dave]

I. I've doing it. If I'm doing it, I'm doing it right. I'm spending a few grand not doing it. That it's on the to do.

[Big Cat]

I don't think it's gonna take a few grand to get a nice washer.

[Dave]

I'VE already talked to Maggie and sells about it because her husband works with a company that sells washers and dryers. And if I want a decent one, It'll be about $3,500.

[Big Cat]

No chance.

[Dave]

Yes, it will.

[Big Cat]

Chance one. A decent one.

[Dave]

Washer and dryer. Yes, a washer, dryer combo. Because that's what fits in my house.

[Big Cat]

$1,500.

[Kate]

But, Dave, you're comfortable walking around stinking? Do you need.

[Brandon]

I know that's 33.

[Big Cat]

$500.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like you're.

[Dave]

That's what I was quoted.

[Brandon]

Like I would say I. Once a week. You smell pretty bad.

[Big Cat]

That's way too much.

[Dave]

That's way too much. Yeah, I mean, I'm.

[Eddie]

I'm walking a mile to the laundromat before walking in.

[Titus]

You don't notice it when you put it on?

[Dave]

No. And once a week is a gross embellishment. Come on.

[Brandon]

What do you think it is? No, he's fine today. I sat next.

[Big Cat]

No, that smells very good.

[Brandon]

He smells good today. I sat down today. But there are some days, and I don't think I'm the first person to say this, that you.

[Dave]

You are actually the very first person I ever said.

[Eddie]

You leave a trail.

[Brandon]

Eddie says it.

[Dave]

I've never heard. Eddie.

[Brandon]

Is Eddie here?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Eddie.

[Titus]

Thank you. So when you wash the clothes, you leave them in the washer too long. They're musty. As you're taking them to the dryer, you can't smell the musk. No, you never smell the most. You. You don't smell it until you wear it to work.

[Dave]

Leave them in for, like. If you leave them in for, like, multiple days in a row, you would.

[Titus]

Yeah, but. So you don't notice anything until, like, you smell.

[Kate]

Unlocks it.

[Dave]

The heat definitely unlocks it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So when you pull them out of the dryer, do you smell the must? When do you smell the must on your clothes? When, Nick. Usually.

[Dave]

I swear to God, it's usually when I'm in the office. I'll be like, oh, this shirt's.

[Titus]

At that point, there's nothing.

[Brandon]

What was the word you're going to say?

[Dave]

Stinks.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dave]

But I don't like for. I don't think I've ever been, like, holy.

[Brandon]

Have you ever noticed it?

[Big Cat]

Danny?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Has chief ever noticed it?

[Dave]

Yeah, I don't think he's ever.

[Eddie]

Eddie's coming down.

[Mark]

Do you use dryer sheets or anything?

[Dave]

I'm fresh out of them right now. On the to do list, I was gonna. I swear that one's on the mental. It was on that one's in the Met because I was doing laund yesterday and I'm like, I'm out of dryer sheets. I need to order them right now.

[Brandon]

Did you take your clothes out of the washer in time that time?

[Dave]

I did, yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dave]

I. And when I say on time, it's got to be like, the buzzer's got a ding. If I don't. If the buzz doesn't ding, there's nothing

[Titus]

else we could do but buy a $3,500 washer.

[Brandon]

Ed, you know what we're talking about? Add you.

[Rick]

We talking about Dave having the mildew.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You call it the mil D. You

[Big Cat]

know, that's what I mean.

[Danny]

That's the affliction.

[Big Cat]

That's a thing.

[Danny]

The mildew.

[Brandon]

He said nobody's ever brought it up.

[Eddie]

He said. Yeah, he said, have you ever. Was the first time anyone's ever brought up.

[Brandon]

But, like, you weren't offended when I was. I thought if that was the first time you heard it and somebody told me I had an odor every once. Well, I think I would have been, like, offended. But you didn't seem surprised at all. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You weren't taking it back even a little bit.

[Dave]

I don't give a. Yeah. I don't care.

[Eddie]

I don't want to label it smelly guy. There was a time where, like, you're.

[Big Cat]

We knew.

[Chef Donnie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Your clothes, that smell.

[Dave]

Yes, I know. And there's been times when I've been in this office, too, and it's because of the exact situation we're talking about right now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And your front loading washing machine.

[Brandon]

You've noticed the must every once in a while.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Rick]

You got a case of the mildews once.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Rick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And what's. It's.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Brandon]

The smell is familiar, though. It's when you leave your clothes accidentally.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Rick]

It's not like a. Like a foul.

[Dave]

It's not body clothes or.

[Rick]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon]

It's not your body at all. It's everything surrounding the clothes you choose to put on.

[Rick]

You used to have it a lot worse, I think.

[Dave]

So that's why I don't know if it's a machine. Swear to God, I have scrubbed the out of this thing multiple times. It's got a rubber rim around it. You should have seen it when I cleaned it the first time. It was a horror site.

[Titus]

Yeah. With like, mold and so it's clean now.

[Dave]

It's as clean as I can get it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Until I get a new washer and dryer.

[Rick]

I'm curious how it looks.

[Dave]

You probably seen it before when it's pulled up.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh.

[Dave]

It's like a quarter inch of water at the bottom maybe.

[Brandon]

I think most washers have.

[Titus]

I don't really understand the. You said the physics of the. Does water not go to the bottom of a top loader?

[Dave]

It drains through the bottom.

[Titus]

So you don't have a drain in your washer.

[Dave]

I don't know why it pulls up like that.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Titus]

Wouldn't it? Right.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Brandon]

Am I crazy? Do you have a top loader?

[Titus]

I have a top loader.

[Brandon]

Then sit back.

[Dave]

If you've had a front loader. You know what I'm dealing with.

[Mark]

I have a front loader.

[Dave]

Do you? How old is it?

[Mark]

Two years.

[Dave]

Okay. So it's newer.

[Eddie]

It's called 20.

[Danny]

Let's call it one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. 20 year old washer and dryer is pretty old.

[Dave]

I don't know that it's that old. I would assume it's that old. It was there since I bought the place.

[Brandon]

When did you buy the place?

[Dave]

Four years ago. Almost to the day. It was April 1, 2022.

[Big Cat]

Has it been a problem for four years?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But it works perfectly. Otherwise.

[Dave]

It works perfectly.

[Danny]

Not too loud?

[Dave]

Nope.

[Brandon]

But your. And your clothes come out clean. Clean.

[Chef Donnie]

They just.

[Dave]

Exactly. They're just here and there smell. You'll have just an odor.

[Big Cat]

This is almost.

[Danny]

That's very clean here and there.

[Big Cat]

Means when you leave them in too long.

[Dave]

Yeah. But the washer itself has a perma odor.

[Brandon]

But don't you.

[Big Cat]

Because you keep leaving the clothes in too long.

[Brandon]

Don't you think having an odor on them makes them close?

[Dave]

A front loading washer when there's no clothes in it because it traps the humidity and in. And then it gets all moldy and mildewy and stinky. You can do that if you close the top loading dryer. It doesn't do that.

[Danny]

My clean. It just has a perma odor.

[Rick]

If you played the blame game. How much is on the washer versus how much is on not taking it out on time?

[Dave]

It's like 50. 50.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Titus]

Why would you shut the lid on the front loader? How is it any different than a top loader? I still don't understand that.

[Dave]

Get a front loader and I have a front loader.

[Big Cat]

I. I don't have any issues with my front loader.

[Titus]

Like you say, when you shut the lid on a front loader it locks everything in. Would it not do the exact same thing on a top loader?

[Dave]

No. Because everything comes out the bottom.

[Titus]

But what but don't they all

[Kate]

gravity brother.

[Dave]

I know when you. I don't. When you shut the door on my dryer stinks it up in.

[Big Cat]

The only difference is where the hole is. That's the only difference. The rest of the every, every washer

[Titus]

drains to the bottom.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And would it shutting the lid on a top loader? If whatever locking in properties of shutting the lid. Wouldn't that apply to the top loader like it would lock in all the mold and mildew and everything?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. Then why do you say it only happens because you have a front loader?

[Dave]

It just makes sense in my head. I don't know. I, I, it's because you have a

[Rick]

washer with a bad drain.

[Big Cat]

No, because he leaves his clothes in there too long.

[Brandon]

That would happen with a pristine brand new washer. Top loader even.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You're saying you blame half of it on the fact that you have this washer problem. But then you're also admitting it wouldn't be a problem at all if you took your clothes out.

[Dave]

That's not what I said.

[Brandon]

Yes it is.

[Dave]

I, it's what you said earlier. From the day that I have owned this house, it has been a stinky washer.

[Big Cat]

You've been going on four years of stinky washer.

[Dave]

I've had a lot of other. I've had to take care of first in four years. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

He had. He had rats getting in his car.

[Dave]

But like that's true.

[Brandon]

Not, not.

[Dave]

They chewed up my electrical.

[Big Cat]

Rats got into your car.

[Brandon]

I had.

[Eddie]

We go to his house. There's rat traps everywhere.

[Big Cat]

Everywhere.

[Eddie]

Outside in the alley.

[Dave]

That's not true. We had a guy come put.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I mean. Okay. So what I said.

[Titus]

What?

[Big Cat]

What did you just say?

[Brandon]

What did you. Hey dude, do you hear yourself?

[Titus]

He said you have rat traps. You said that's not true. We had a guy. That's exactly what he said.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Dave]

But he implied that there's constantly rat traps. All we. We had the guy come over for a video to put the rat traps in. There's not like there was always rat traps.

[Brandon]

He didn't imply that there's always rat traps.

[Eddie]

He said there's rat traps in the alleys. He said that's not true. We had a guy put rat traps in the.

[Dave]

I heard. I heard there's rat traps everywhere. And the reason there's rat traps there is cuz that Fasoli looking kid that we did the video with. Were you. I don't Know if you were in that video.

[Brandon]

Is the video up? Can we see the facility looking? Kid, please be fair to Dave.

[Rick]

I know what he's talking about.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but to be fair to me, I wasn't lying at all.

[Rick]

Yeah, but I think what the you saying that the consistent presence of rat traps may not be accurate.

[Eddie]

I just said there was rat traps,

[Big Cat]

that there are rat traps. He said that's not true. We had a guy come put rat traps in.

[Titus]

That's exactly what happened.

[Dave]

But there's rat traps in because somebody

[Titus]

put them in rat traps.

[Eddie]

I was referring to you said there's a lot of other things you had to take care of first. And I would say including the time there was other rat traps every.

[Brandon]

But like you're content the past four years just stinking every once in a

[Dave]

while at the office. I don't give a yet what do I.

[Brandon]

But you wear clothes elsewhere.

[Dave]

Here, here, here.

[Eddie]

What do I care at the office more with people you see every day as opposed to like going out to a dinner with people never see again.

[Dave]

Could not care a flying less.

[Eddie]

But I'm saying if you don't care at the office, then you don't care anywhere.

[Dave]

I would. First of all, if I'm out in public, it's gonna be. It'll be a nicer shirt that like was not going through that wash typically. And how was the nicer shirts?

[Brandon]

I.

[Titus]

Where do you wash the nicer shirts?

[Dave]

Dry cleaner.

[Brandon]

You go to a dry cleaner?

[Dave]

I don't. Yeah, I got. I gotta pick up fucking shit for Donnie today. Actually from Istanbul. I have a shipment of dry clean clothes that I have to pick up. Some of which are Donny's that I had to wear of his from when we were in Istanbul a couple weeks back.

[Rick]

Yeah, we investigated his whole house one time, this whole apartment.

[Kate]

To find the smell?

[Rick]

No, just like everything.

[Chef Donnie]

Like.

[Rick]

I think the most shocking thing I found was that you're a window open guy without a screen. Like you just leave it like open.

[Brandon]

Like on the to do list.

[Big Cat]

I don't mind that.

[Dave]

On my. On the Juliet balcony.

[Rick]

In the back. No, in the back. There was no screen when I went to pick.

[Dave]

I got that window replaced.

[Brandon]

Ed, you're getting all the angles, man.

[Rick]

This was a dream, dude. What I want a pov.

[Big Cat]

He also stepped through his tub.

[Rick]

He had to take care of that first.

[Dave]

That was the first thing I had to do.

[Brandon]

What did you do?

[Big Cat]

Did you have a men's room label on your.

[Brandon]

You and him.

[Dave]

That was

[Rick]

can of tuna.

[Dave]

Lovely he loves tuna.

[Rick]

He got you some bacon.

[Dave]

Can never have too much bacon.

[Eddie]

We couldn't find a pumpkin like your old place, so we got you Korean melon instead.

[Brandon]

That's better.

[Eddie]

Dave had a pumpkin, though. You're always like.

[Rick]

Is this where the, like, different video.

[Dave]

I don't think that's the one.

[Rick]

Yeah, it's a different video.

[Brandon]

You, your foot went through your tub.

[Dave]

Yeah, it was, it was an issue. Yeah.

[Kate]

How does a foot go?

[Danny]

What does that mean?

[Dave]

That's a great question. I was taking a shower and the, the original builder, builders built a place like through shit.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dave]

And they put the tub on. There was two by fours on both ends of it and nothing supporting in the middle. So from the 20 years or so

[Brandon]

it worked for 20 years, but then

[Dave]

that literally the week I moved in, my foot literally goes through the, the bottom of the tub.

[Rick]

It looked painful.

[Danny]

Final Fantasy.

[Eddie]

So your foot was dangling in like someone's ceiling.

[Danny]

There was like Final Destination.

[Dave]

It was like this much into like 6 inches maybe until the plywood that separates our units. Yeah.

[Rick]

You sent a picture.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I would love to see that.

[Rick]

When did you move in?

[Dave]

I think it was April 1, 2022. So almost four years.

[Rick]

So there had to be like within

[Brandon]

the April got you with the prank tub.

[Big Cat]

April 1st.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Moved in on April 1st.

[Brandon]

They paper mached your tub fell through the tub.

[Dave]

It was instant insurance claim that I still had to pay a ton of money for to redo my whole bathroom.

[Eddie]

Jesus.

[Dave]

Yeah, it was, it was bad.

[Brandon]

Is this, does this house give you fits?

[Dave]

All the fits. Wait until you own a house. Oh, the blinds everywhere.

[Rick]

It's everyone even talking about the blinds. Guy from Lowe's.

[Dave]

That guy. I want to kill that guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I, I sold you blinds. Or he couldn't see.

[Dave]

He sold me blinds. And he struggled with the entire process it up, the measurements, everything. Yeah. Had to send him back multiple times. It was a pain in the ass.

[Brandon]

God damn, man. I'm sorry. No wonder you're so on edge all the time.

[Dave]

Home ownership's a.

[Big Cat]

You keep saying that. I, I own a house, but my clothes don't stink.

[Dave]

Right, but it's not going through your bathtub.

[Big Cat]

What's not going through my bathtub? I don't have rat traps everywhere.

[Dave]

Like city.

[Eddie]

A guy put him there.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, there's. Okay. Anyway, I, I, I don't think it's just home ownership.

[Dave]

You're going to have rat traps around.

[Big Cat]

Fair, fair. Fine, fine, fine. But like, if a washing machine is broken or stinks when I Get there, it's not going to stink four years later.

[Dave]

It stinks 5% of the time, but

[Eddie]

you're close to 100.

[Dave]

They don't smell 100. Brandon just smelled it. So he smells great.

[Titus]

So then it's very obviously not the washer. Not every single time.

[Dave]

Because I have to scrub it out every week with all the special.

[Titus]

How could it be the washer if every time you do it it's not like, doesn't make any sense.

[Big Cat]

Okay, you can't just blame.

[Titus]

You can't blame the washer. It's not the washer. You can't not the washer.

[Big Cat]

You can't blanket blame homeownership. A lot of homeowners out there that don't have these issues, Ed.

[Brandon]

What percentage.

[Dave]

No.

[Brandon]

How often does the mildews. Would you say it used to be more.

[Eddie]

It used to be that damn Supreme Lobster shirt. Like you saw that you head for the hills.

[Big Cat]

You had a stinky shirt that

[Brandon]

it was a stinky shirt and he wore it a lot.

[Dave]

I have many of those shirts, for the record.

[Big Cat]

Sticky shirts.

[Dave]

Many of the exact Supreme Lobsters.

[Brandon]

It was the Chicago flag, but there

[Big Cat]

was a lobster instead of the stars. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, sticky shirt.

[Dave]

Make fun of me for wearing that shirt too much.

[Eddie]

Which I, I, I can't wear it anymore. We all got one. But it's. I might as well be wearing a Day Williams jersey.

[Dave]

I have, I have. Yeah, true.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I have met multiple of that exact shirt. You also have a couple of shirts that you wear constantly that I've noticed. One of them being the Malort's hoodie.

[Eddie]

Oh, I don't wear that at all.

[Dave]

You wear that all the time. I've noticed. Which is fine.

[Eddie]

I'm on the show every day. Please dig and show a compilation of how many times I wore a Black War hoodie.

[Dave]

There's another one that I've noticed cuz you've made fun of me for. I'm like Danny.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but they don't smell.

[Dave]

Sorry.

[Danny]

A big caveat.

[Titus]

David.

[Brandon]

Dave, do you agree, do you, do you concede some ground that your Supreme Lobster T shirt was the stinky one?

[Dave]

Yeah, it's all. That one stinks to high heavens. It's also a workout shirt of mine. So it'll be like completely soaked in sweat on top of the mildew. Yeah, I haven't worn that shirt. When's the last time you seen me wear it?

[Eddie]

No, yeah, I think we called you out. We haven't seen it since.

[Dave]

Yeah, it partially. You haven't seen it since. Partially because it smells of you calling me out for it and partially because.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Eddie]

You gotta hang it up sometimes.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Kate, I get this is your exact type of guy. I completely get it.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Kate]

But I want to fix this.

[Dave]

You want to come do my laundry? All the.

[Danny]

All you.

[Dave]

I'll give you my keys at any

[Eddie]

point, though, where you're like, maybe I should focus on the stinky washer before I hit up the blinds guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Why? Your personal hygiene wasn't like, blinds trumped hygiene.

[Dave]

Yeah, but like I said, I don't

[Kate]

want anyone to see how much.

[Dave]

I think this isn't personal hygiene per se.

[Big Cat]

That is the clothes that you wear on your body.

[Brandon]

But like that.

[Dave]

I shower multiple times.

[Brandon]

What do you think makes an odor?

[Dave]

That's a good question.

[Brandon]

Bacteria Science.

[Dave]

What does make an odor?

[Brandon]

I think it's bacteria.

[Dave]

I think that's one of one way to cause an odor. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You said you shower multiple times a day.

[Dave]

I work out.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Did you.

[Dave]

Not to cry?

[Big Cat]

Did you. Did you fix your tub or do you, like, stand?

[Dave]

I had to fix that instantly. That was the instant insurance claim.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay. All right. This is.

[Titus]

Wow. What an adventure.

[Brandon]

I need a series of you fixing up your place.

[Dave]

I would love to do that, but I'm so bad with anything. Tools.

[Brandon]

Oh, you guys gotta watch. So good.

[Dave]

Well, whatever. I also live there, and I'm trying to resell the place.

[Eddie]

Whatever happened to them?

[Dave]

I don't want to pass crap. That wasn't my idea.

[Brandon]

Illegal. Shut that down, Sam.

[Eddie]

Well, they don't have to be involved in this.

[Brandon]

But if it's. If it's your own place, Jerry could do it.

[Dave]

That's. I did pitch that. I pitched it to Jerry. I'm like, jerry, I want to redo my other bathroom.

[Brandon]

What's the matter with your other bathroom?

[Dave]

I just want to update it. That one's fine.

[Brandon]

Get a. Get a washer then.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's on the to do list. It's all. I gotta. I gotta sand my floors. I have to buy a washer dryer unit, and I have to redo the second bedroom or bathroom.

[Brandon]

All of this before odor.

[Dave]

I just. I just added that. That was on the list. I said I sand floors.

[Big Cat]

We prioritize it. Yeah. What do you think Stinky shirts should go to?

[Dave]

Number one? I think. I think that the sanding floors are probably next because then I'd have to get the washer dryer out.

[Big Cat]

True.

[Dave]

To sand the floors and then put them back in. So if I sand the floors then I can just go and get the washer dryer. Let's also just got quoted on the floor sanding.

[Big Cat]

Let's focus on getting a better deal for the washer dryer. 3500 we're getting taken for a ride there.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

So just that I like that you're

[Dave]

looking out for me.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Brandon. Yeah.

[Titus]

You can get a non stinker for way less.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What if it's a great looking washer but it stinks.

[Dave]

I also have to, you have to take this into account. I have to get a combo. I have to have a standup combo.

[Big Cat]

That's fine. That's. They're, they're, they're plentiful.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's, there's a lot out there and

[Brandon]

we're poking fun at you a little bit. No, I know but, no but I'm saying I think you're going to wind up getting a damn good deal on a washer out of this.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You'd also.

[Dave]

If you want to slide into my DMs with a washer dryer combo. I'll, I'll.

[Big Cat]

You don't need a top of the line washer either. We just need something that can throw water over clothes. Then we dry the clothes. Have some soap in there and, and that's fine. We don't have to get fancy. We're not buying a Cadillac. Cadillac here.

[Titus]

What about one of those ones that will wash it and dry it. You don't have to move it at all.

[Dave]

That's in consideration as well.

[Titus]

Cuz that seems to be a problem that you have.

[Brandon]

I heard those break though a lot.

[Dave]

Something to take into consideration.

[Big Cat]

Something to take into consider.

[Titus]

A lot to consider.

[Big Cat]

But I guess the ultimate thing here is if you let the clothes stay in too long so often it not going to matter what you buy. We got to change maybe the washer

[Dave]

dryer combo or which is why you want combo is the way to go.

[Big Cat]

But maybe we change our habits a little bit.

[Dave]

Yeah, I could do that too.

[Big Cat]

All right. Dave. Dave.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So this has been a blitzkrieg.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Ad Host]

No.

[Brandon]

You walked into this and you hands a hornet.

[Dave]

It was, it was supposed to be

[Big Cat]

me versus Steven and we never even settled there. No.

[Brandon]

And but you were backed into a corner and you defended your points and yeah. Stink away.

[Dave]

Yeah. No, I, I, I have noticed musk the mildew a time or two.

[Brandon]

But the thing is maybe more.

[Big Cat]

That's not a good sentence to say out loud, Dave. Yeah, you get that right. If you notice it once he's Self

[Eddie]

aware of being smelly. That's.

[Brandon]

And like. Yeah. I don't even think. But at that point I think you notice like there are some days where you've. You've made me flinch.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Brandon]

I don't know how you guys have. Maybe because our studio's next year.

[Dave]

You walk past and this is something I haven't mentioned yet. And I need you guys to like follow along right here. You know how some people like you have shittier eyes than others? Like, I have pretty good eyes. My sense of smell stinks, so I. I swear to God it stinks my hearing.

[Danny]

Like your nose still.

[Dave]

Yes, my hearing.

[Brandon]

Oh. It's not my clothes, it's my nose.

[Dave]

You got. You promised. You said you were going to follow along with me. My hearing and my nose stink compared to my eyes. My eyes are awesome.

[Big Cat]

40 of your senses are. Are bad.

[Dave]

They're not as good as.

[Brandon]

They're not like, how's your feel, your touch?

[Dave]

I think that one's okay.

[Big Cat]

It tastes well.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dave]

Not as well because of all the years of dipping, but. Yes. That.

[Kate]

Isn't smell a huge part of taste. You could be tasting better probably if you got. Probably checked out.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So smell, hearing and hearing. Okay.

[Eddie]

You said he tasted well.

[Brandon]

Has your smell always been bad? Damn.

[Dave]

It's like. It's. I. I feel like it's not the normal threshold.

[Brandon]

Well, like college you did. You stink all the time.

[Dave]

Maybe. Well.

[Eddie]

Oh, that was like that guy in the red shirt.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

Leaned up against the tree that he.

[Brandon]

You might have. Well, pen from Peanut.

[Dave]

The pants I was wearing were pissed on the night before. By you, not by me. I've never. I have never one time.

[Big Cat]

Who pissed my pants?

[Brandon]

The pants you're wearing.

[Big Cat]

Time out. Time out.

[Brandon]

Were pissed on.

[Big Cat]

The pants you were wearing one day were pissed on by somebody else the night before.

[Eddie]

You pull up that picture?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That is. That is the stinkiest person that's ever existed.

[Kate]

Wait, how did someone else piss on your pants?

[Dave]

They were in a laundry basket that got pissed on by my buddy. I can't say his name because he's a doctor now and he yelled at me the last time I did this, but.

[Big Cat]

And you just took him out of the laundry basket, put them on.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's exactly what I did. That.

[Brandon]

You smell like piss in that photo.

[Dave]

I'm sure I smelled like a lot of things.

[Kate]

Were they wet? You just put them on?

[Dave]

No, they weren't.

[Eddie]

Say Italian beef at 9am they reeked sausage.

[Big Cat]

My bad.

[Dave]

They had to have that I don't.

[Brandon]

So you've never cared about smelling?

[Dave]

No, I care about it.

[Brandon]

But you said, you said you don't give a flying.

[Big Cat]

You did say that about going to work smelling.

[Dave]

Because I the. It's never been so bad. Like he describes it. He flinches. I have smelled it.

[Brandon]

You agree that some days it's flinch inducing?

[Dave]

Yeah. For the sake of.

[Brandon]

No. No. You've never. No.

[Eddie]

Well, I think this is the thing with Dave. I think a month from now we're gonna have a different conversation. You're gonna be bragging about how good your sense of smell is and then we're going to resort back to this conversation.

[Dave]

We won't. Because I've said that. I've said multiple times. I'm like Dewey Cox, I can't smell things.

[Brandon]

Well, that's like a classic reference.

[Dave]

Yeah, it, it should be more classic because that's an all time great comedy that doesn't get near the shine it deserves.

[Eddie]

Do, do miss that Dave that we just saw on there. It's good Dave. You miss that old Dave in the red shirt and the red backwards hat eating the Italian sauce that was in the morning.

[Dave]

20 year old Dave.

[Brandon]

That's a 20 year old.

[Dave]

That's Benjamin. That's at the Mifflin Street.

[Brandon]

That's a prime of his life.

[Eddie]

But is any part. You've seen Trek, right?

[Dave]

Two. Yeah, I think so.

[Eddie]

Like how he turns into a handsome fellow but then he like he just wants to go back to being an ogre. Do you ever see that guy and you're like, I need.

[Brandon]

I was back then.

[Eddie]

Carefree days.

[Dave]

Really.

[Eddie]

Damn. He's in there somewhere.

[Dave]

That was when I was drinking 3500 beers a night and I don't like that.

[Eddie]

3500. It's the number of the day.

[Dave]

There's a lot.

[Eddie]

Much the washer costs.

[Brandon]

There's nothing about that time of your life that you miss?

[Dave]

Not particularly.

[Brandon]

That's good then.

[Dave]

Everything that I took with it is everything that I wanted to take with it.

[Titus]

Are you in a good spot with your life right now?

[Dave]

I think so. I think like are you just had a kid, right?

[Titus]

Yeah. Midlife crisis. Big time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I would say like, I'm like.

[Dave]

Are you 40?

[Titus]

Really? No. Well, that's, that's what I mean.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Titus]

It's right around the corner, right?

[Dave]

Yeah. I, I'm staring down that barrel as well.

[Brandon]

And you're 39 and it's a few weeks.

[Dave]

No, 38 in October.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[Titus]

I just guessed I love the kid, but I'm ready to leave it all behind.

[Dave]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

One of those deals.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay.

[Dave]

I like the dink life personally, but

[Brandon]

double income, no kids.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's more my style right now.

[Brandon]

You're not married.

[Dave]

I know, but you're a sink. Sink. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Legally sink.

[Titus]

Sink.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Huh.

[Kate]

You like the. You have dual income, no kids, and you stay nail dues.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wait, you're living the dink life. No, you're not. You have a stinky washer.

[Big Cat]

I like stink.

[Dave]

I, I. You have the keys in my apartment if you want them.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Brandon]

What the.

[Dave]

I just said,

[Brandon]

yeah, Kate, that's a good offer. Go do his laundry. What does cake get in return?

[Dave]

Oh, I thought you're going to get ice cream.

[Brandon]

What does Kate get in return if she does her laundry?

[Eddie]

She knows what she offers.

[Kate]

Yeah, I was, I bought a house that the people fixed up themselves without knowing what they were doing. And it, like, I guess everything just barely passed inspection or so. Like, everything passed, but then, like a month after we moved in, everything started

[Dave]

falling apart to a T. And it's

[Kate]

been a very expensive nightmare, but to

[Dave]

a T. What happened to me?

[Brandon]

You don't stink, though.

[Kate]

No, we don't stink, but we also have a very old washer dryer that, like, I should just get a new one, but I haven't done it yet. But I don't stink.

[Big Cat]

But you would argue that taking your clothes out on time makes a big difference with the washer and dryer that you have. The old.

[Kate]

I would say if, if one person here came up to me was like, hey, you kind of stink. Next day, I have a new washer dryer. But that's just. I'm not a guy, but I think that would.

[Big Cat]

It's only been four years.

[Brandon]

What has your, what has your girlfriend said about the stink?

[Dave]

She hates it.

[Kate]

Yeah, she, I bet there's nothing that

[Brandon]

she likes about it. Yeah, she hates what. So, like, you'll go over, you'll go over to place. Will she, like, immediately?

[Dave]

She doesn't have a. She doesn't have a washer dryer at her place.

[Brandon]

But I'm just giving a hypothetical.

[Dave]

What was. I'm sorry.

[Brandon]

You go over to her place and you, you have like your, your must. Yeah, she Will she immediately say something?

[Dave]

Yeah, she'll yell at me.

[Brandon]

What does she say?

[Dave]

Your washer dryer sucks. Like, go. Stop leaving your. In too long. Like, hey.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So why.

[Eddie]

No, I know.

[Big Cat]

You keep making that a compound sentence.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Because you keep leaving your Stuff in.

[Dave]

I think it's 20 years of people leaving in too long where it has a perma odor. But at the same time, I also. The problem.

[Big Cat]

I would say you're the majority of the problem.

[Mark]

Wait a second, wait a second. Wait.

[Big Cat]

There you go. Chad, get in.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Dave]

I forgot he was your.

[Mark]

Your girlfriend does not have a washer dryer. So. So does she use yours out of

[Dave]

like desperation for like hoodies? And you will, right? Not for like good clothes.

[Big Cat]

There's a follow up question here.

[Mark]

Go do her clothes then stink.

[Big Cat]

Which smell them. Then no. Then the answer.

[Brandon]

If you've never smelled them, then no.

[Big Cat]

Right. So now we're getting back to operator.

[Dave]

Go ahead, Brandon. I know.

[Brandon]

Not one of the 5%.

[Big Cat]

She's a magician.

[Brandon]

It's not one of the 5%.

[Titus]

The washer just decides 5% of the time. This will be the time slot machine. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Dave, would you sign off on this next.

[Dave]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Brandon]

Okay, we'll just be quiet. I guess you can keep talking, but

[Dave]

don't ask me a question because I'm also.

[Big Cat]

Where does she.

[Mark]

Where does she take her other laundry? She's only doing hoodies at your place.

[Dave]

She's not.

[Brandon]

Yeah, she comes over the bag of hoodies. You're my favorite guy on earth.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, babe, I got to come over. My hoodies. My hoodies are ripe.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's hoodie day. Here she comes with these hoodies. Hope it's not one of the 5% where they're going to wreak. Hope you get lucky.

[Danny]

Dave, Dave, I was. I respect how vulnerable and honest and brave you are. You could have just said no.

[Brandon]

You would have been back upstairs.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

You know, you are an honest man.

[Titus]

We appreciate it sometimes.

[Brandon]

Now can. Will you sign off on this? The next day when you have an odor, may I call you down to the yak?

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And you'll be. You're fine. You'll let.

[Dave]

Yeah, let everybody give us that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wonderful.

[Dave]

I am waiting for a text back to see how often her clothes. This is my exact text. How off. How often do your clothes smell bad from my washer?

[Danny]

As usually says, I am very interested in that.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Brandon]

He's always just lumping from. You're trying to blame the washer every time she typing back.

[Big Cat]

We're just waiting for her to.

[Dave]

You guys can.

[Brandon]

You're smiling at your phone just seeing her name. Man, that's beautiful. He loves her.

[Big Cat]

Well, he texts her a lot more than she texts him. There a Lot of. A lot of Green.

[Eddie]

Green.

[Brandon]

Can you not hear when you're looking your phone out?

[Dave]

No, I can.

[Big Cat]

Welcome back.

[Danny]

Let's talk.

[Brandon]

If you guys were dating somebody that one in every. How many days would you say you stink?

[Dave]

10.

[Brandon]

You got mad at me when I said once a week.

[Dave]

He got mad at you.

[Brandon]

No, why would he get.

[Eddie]

You said once a week with him,

[Brandon]

and then you said you stink. One in every ten days.

[Eddie]

Direct quote was once a week is an over. Embellishment.

[Dave]

It's probably an over. I said 10.

[Big Cat]

I mean, once a week.

[Brandon]

But no, I said once a week. That's like. Okay.

[Eddie]

If anything, just an embellishment.

[Dave]

Not an embellishment. No fair. Danny.

[Big Cat]

Like, way to go, Danny.

[Brandon]

She hasn't tried to get you to buy a new washer?

[Dave]

She tries to get me to buy everything. What are you talking about? Literally everything.

[Brandon]

Like, what else?

[Dave]

Lots of stuff.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dave]

We'll just leave it at that.

[Big Cat]

Sure. But I fear my only take here is I think we could save money on a new washer if we acknowledge it ain't the goddamn washer and it's the fact that you leave the clothes in too long.

[Eddie]

This is a user error.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Titus]

Why don't. Dave. Why don't you try that for, like. Try that for, like, a few times?

[Eddie]

10 days.

[Kate]

10 days.

[Big Cat]

Just be waiting for the washer to go off.

[Titus]

How often do you do your laundry? Every 10 days.

[Dave]

I have loads going, like, around the clock.

[Brandon]

Do you have those clothes in your washer?

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Titus]

You have them right now?

[Brandon]

I got loads.

[Dave]

I switched them out before I came to work today. So they're sitting in the dryer right now.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, that's not.

[Big Cat]

Do you start the washer when you go to work?

[Dave]

Sometimes, yeah.

[Big Cat]

And you let the clothes stay in there all day?

[Dave]

Sometimes, Yeah.

[Titus]

I swear to God.

[Eddie]

Back to square one.

[Titus]

Say, why don't you try progress? Why don't you try for, like, two weeks? Every time you do your laundry, you make sure the second the washer goes off, you throw it right in the dryer. And you have dryer sheets.

[Brandon]

Is there anything?

[Titus]

And then report back and see what happens.

[Brandon]

What's your hypothesis?

[Dave]

I think that my clothes have a perma.

[Brandon]

No.

[Dave]

Little tinge to them.

[Eddie]

I thought you were, like. I thought you were, like, accidentally leaving them in there for 15 minutes. Maybe you were caught up in watching a movie, but if you're putting the clothes in the washer before work, you're inevitably not gonna be able to.

[Dave]

When I said that. No, Danny. Oh, but, like, I'll put them in at dinner time and I'll forget about them overnight. Sure.

[Brandon]

But then you don't, but you, but you don't re. Wash them.

[Big Cat]

So. Hold on.

[Dave]

It depends. It depends on what they are.

[Big Cat]

We have two.

[Dave]

No, no, hold on. If it's, if it's just like a bunch of. Because I, I separate my laundry. Not to brag. I think that's a very adult thing to do.

[Big Cat]

You shouldn't brag.

[Eddie]

Still smells.

[Brandon]

Well, what do you separate?

[Dave]

I used to reds more how I wear them. So if it's a bunch of undershirts that I'm wearing to like work out and that's still all going to the same thing. Could be white, could be dark, doesn't matter.

[Brandon]

So what you separate?

[Big Cat]

That's not separate.

[Dave]

So those are the shirts that are stinky as. Okay. Those ones.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And if I throw one on and I throw a hoodie on and I'll take the hoodie off at work, that's when I'll notice it. Because the hoodie, the hoodie through the hoodie. Yeah, those are the bat like the supreme lobster shirt.

[Big Cat]

So it sounds like we have two options. We have option one, you put them when you go to work, you put a load in and they sit there all day. Or option two, you do it at night when you get home and sometimes you leave them overnight in the washer.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Do you see where we've got room for improvement here?

[Dave]

Yes, yes. Total.

[Chef Donnie]

Total room for improvement.

[Dave]

You get home at work, go have

[Big Cat]

dinner and you come back and you take them out.

[Dave]

Yeah. I haven't said there is no room for improvement on my end.

[Kate]

Well, what you guys are forgetting is it's a front loader.

[Dave]

The front load. It's a shitbox front loader. That's like gross in the inside.

[Big Cat]

I won't dispute that there are front loading issues that front loaders have. I think your main issue is not washer related. It's. It's Dave related.

[Brandon]

If you heed Mark's advice and you follow this 10 day challenge of taking out your clothes when the washer's done, what are your chances? You think of stinking?

[Dave]

Can I ask a different question? Can I phrase it differently?

[Big Cat]

Yes, I guess. Yeah.

[Dave]

I think my chances of you guys noticing this stink would be slim to none, so. But there's like I, if I put my nose up to it. No, said you can't smell. I, I can smell. I said I have a less than perfect sense of smell. But us obviously smell things.

[Big Cat]

Us noticing the stink is is the presence of stink.

[Dave]

Uh huh.

[Big Cat]

So he asked you what's the chances they stink? And you said us noticing it goes down.

[Dave]

If I took them out instantly when the buzzer went off and put them in the dryer and dried them.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Dave]

You guys would notice it would be significantly lower.

[Big Cat]

So that would be.

[Danny]

That would be.

[Dave]

But they would still had. Typically they would still have a little bit of tinge there.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Brandon]

So your clothes are forever ruined until you get a new watch.

[Titus]

All right.

[Big Cat]

I just want to again tell you I smelled that. It smells like clean. It smells like it has been properly.

[Eddie]

We have to smell the undershirt now, I think.

[Brandon]

But did you throw that in your girlfriend's hoodie pile? Probably. Okay.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh God, it's hoodie day. It's Thursday. Oh, here come the hoodies.

[Brandon]

Lugging over the biggest bag of hoodies.

[Eddie]

I. I sent the supreme Lobster shirt for reference.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is there like a lot of pods we could just click on randomly and Are you wearing the supreme lobster shirt?

[Dave]

All of them. But come on, Danny, back me up.

[Big Cat]

How?

[Dave]

I have multiple Supreme Lobster shirts. Because we. We've one.

[Brandon]

It's a cool shirt.

[Kate]

All of them.

[Eddie]

So like if you're doing podcasts day after day wearing that same shirt, people aren't going to be like, oh, he probably has a lot of them. It's probably. Yeah, I know it's on. You feel like people are going to think this. Even though I have like three of the same shirt, maybe I should not take from the top of the pile.

[Dave]

What do I care?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Dave]

What?

[Eddie]

That was just the first one I could find.

[Dave]

Tom Brady Fan 42069 says on the Internet, Dave, you wear your shirt too much.

[Big Cat]

Sure, sure.

[Eddie]

But I. It was. It's more because that.

[Brandon]

But like, do you want your public Persona because you are. You're public facing. Do you want your public Persona to be like a. Like a slight odor guy that wears the same shirt?

[Dave]

I haven't worn that.

[Eddie]

Like how cartoon characters are just wearing the same thing every day. We kind of became one of those.

[Brandon]

Sure. Like people.

[Eddie]

Griffin.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But he would. Green pants.

[Big Cat]

He's the one cartoon character that doesn't.

[Brandon]

He wears the green pants and the white button up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So are there a lot of. Like if we scroll through your Instagram, are you wearing that shirt in a lot of posts?

[Dave]

Not recent ones. Because Danny made fun of me.

[Eddie]

So it didn't work.

[Brandon]

You said if somebody comments, you don't care, but it worked.

[Dave]

Yeah, it did.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dave]

I was lying.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Eddie]

You were just A walking billboard for Supreme Lobster.

[Brandon]

I think we made some progress.

[Danny]

We did.

[Brandon]

Do you want to not stink or do you.

[Dave]

Do you. Oh, I don't want to sink.

[Titus]

Okay, so are you gonna change anything?

[Dave]

There's not gonna be a single thing. We all know that, Mark. Yeah, we all know that.

[Titus]

Yeah. We're just gonna wait to get the. The new washer and dryer. It's on the to do list. But you got to sand the floor.

[Danny]

Sand the floor. And then the perma odor.

[Dave]

Then I gotta get the Juliet balcony. The Juliet balcony, sliding glass door. That's. That's on there as well.

[Titus]

And the rack.

[Big Cat]

None of those seem as important as stinking.

[Dave]

The rats are an HOA issue, not necessarily a personal.

[Eddie]

How is the rat problem? Is it fine now?

[Dave]

I haven't had an. I haven't had to take my car to whatever.

[Eddie]

The rats are eating through the car.

[Dave]

Basically.

[Titus]

Rats eating through the car.

[Dave]

That. Are you. No, I'm serious.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Didn't happen.

[Big Cat]

It did happen.

[Dave]

It did happen. Yeah, well, you're acting like I was making it up or something.

[Eddie]

No, I'm saying like it was. It was a big enough problem to.

[Big Cat]

Where?

[Brandon]

Why would you ever lie about that?

[Dave]

Well, he. He was looking around the room like insinuating. It seemed like he was just at Mark.

[Eddie]

Cuz I was telling you.

[Brandon]

Telling him why old Dave's coming back.

[Eddie]

Got to get the rat traps.

[Brandon]

Real paranoid, Dave. Did you know. Did you hear any rats in your car when you were driving or is it just at night?

[Dave]

They nested there over winter and just chewed through the electrical.

[Eddie]

They said this smells like a place where we can nest up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's a good spot.

[Eddie]

I just want to see a rat nest with a supreme lobster shirt in it.

[Big Cat]

All right, Dave, how. How you feeling about this one hour barragement.

[Brandon]

You handled it really well.

[Big Cat]

Barrage.

[Danny]

And we cherry picked just one household appliance like your other. You have some.

[Dave]

Oh, no. The rest of them.

[Danny]

The brand new kitchen, microwave.

[Dave]

Beautiful chef's kitchen.

[Brandon]

You have a good fridge.

[Dave]

Oh, awesome fridge.

[Brandon]

State of the art microwaves range all.

[Dave]

I bought them as a package. They're all. They all match. They're all.

[Danny]

Your hot pockets smell like beaver prostate. But they taste like croc monso.

[Dave]

Come on.

[Big Cat]

What do you eat?

[Dave]

Not that.

[Big Cat]

Do you eat? Great.

[Kate]

Dave's a sneaky foodie and he like grows his own food and stuff, right?

[Danny]

He has a garden. Yeah, let's talk about your garden. That's mature.

[Big Cat]

That's very.

[Dave]

I. I did have a lot of seedlings. Pop up over the weekend.

[Brandon]

Congrats.

[Big Cat]

I would have got warm. They came right to the surface, huh?

[Brandon]

Are they in danger?

[Dave]

Being incubated, so to speak. Air quote in my. You put them in my office right now? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Heat lamp. All right.

[Dave]

I got beets, I got all lettuce, a shard kale, carrots, onions, garlic.

[Big Cat]

You grow your own kale?

[Dave]

Oh, yeah. Cow's super easy. Because if you have one, you can just keep growing it.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

That makes sense.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right, so it sounds like you have other aspects of your life really in order. Yeah, I would say just that one thing. All the other senses. Very pleasing. You look good.

[Dave]

Like I would say. Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What are you not content with?

[Big Cat]

You look way better than you did.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You keep a tidy house, Dave.

[Dave]

I'm a neat freak.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So I guess.

[Big Cat]

No, you're not.

[Brandon]

Danny Long blinked.

[Big Cat]

No. No, you're not. All the time, you're not a neat freak.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You can't be a neat freak if you're. If your clothes smell like toilet 14% of the time,

[Dave]

my house is completely and totally spotless.

[Titus]

Huh.

[Big Cat]

But this.

[Eddie]

This is what made us go into Dave's house with cameras on our heads.

[Titus]

So what was it?

[Kate]

Spotless?

[Eddie]

I think it was pretty neat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Well, do you see the. The juxtaposition?

[Dave]

No, I. I do. I do.

[Titus]

It is fascinating, Dave, because, like, if,

[Dave]

you know, I wired to keep your

[Titus]

life in order like that, you would assume that, like. Yeah, because the rest of us find this to be baffling. Like, if our wash.

[Dave]

I. I.

[Titus]

This problem, we would fix it immediately.

[Eddie]

Compartmentalization.

[Dave]

I understand that. Yeah, yeah, I understand that totally.

[Brandon]

And the thing is, like, whenever you have any other issue, you're really quick to jump on it. Like, you love having state of the art new. Like, did you get in trouble for your surround sound one time?

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dave]

But it was. I was headed on a million.

[Brandon]

What were you watching?

[Danny]

That was an option.

[Dave]

It was a nice one. It was opening day.

[Eddie]

It was Top Gun.

[Brandon]

You were listening to baseball real loud.

[Dave]

No, it was opening day, and I had a bunch of friends.

[Brandon]

Baseball.

[Dave]

And I was blasting whatever music we were blasting, okay?

[Eddie]

Oh, I thought it was Top Gun.

[Dave]

Not that I got a knock on the door for. No, no. I'm respectful of my neighbors.

[Eddie]

Except when your foot is through their ceiling.

[Dave]

It wasn't through their ceiling. Thank God. I sprinted down to their unit, basically in my Underoos, to let them know that there might be a mountain of water in their bathroom.

[Danny]

Now, do you want to Deflect and call other people out for being.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Is there anything because like you handle this with such, with such class, dignity. Is there anything.

[Dave]

That's actually why I was originally down here. I have noticed I. Stephen Shea is a dirty car guy.

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Titus]

Oh, like that.

[Dave]

I'm just joking.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Stephen Chase got called out.

[Dave]

No. Steven. Steven's got kids, so it's allowed. Lance had a dirty car.

[Big Cat]

Lance has a dirty car.

[Dave]

Lance had a dirty car the other day.

[Big Cat]

Wow, you're really throwing around accusations. How about Danny? What's talk about his car?

[Dave]

Do you still have that Sentra?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

How's she doing?

[Eddie]

2006, we'll call 20 years.

[Kate]

Do you guys keep a trash can in your car?

[Eddie]

You gotta.

[Big Cat]

Or at least we don't keep a toilet in our car, if that's what you're asking.

[Kate]

I keep like an actual little trash can. I change the liner out every time I get gas.

[Eddie]

I just keep.

[Kate]

Keeps things tidy. Keeps it neat.

[Danny]

I think not having a car has improved my quality of life tenfold.

[Kate]

Oh yeah.

[Dave]

I touch mine like every three weeks now.

[Big Cat]

You, you uber to work?

[Dave]

I walk.

[Big Cat]

You walk to work.

[Dave]

I walk.

[Danny]

Or uber. I mean, which isn't financially that responsible, but like the cost of parking is maintenance, gas.

[Dave]

I was to my old job, I was ubering to and from every single day. And after doing the math, getting a shitty fifteen thousand dollar car was cheaper than ubering to and from.

[Kate]

Really?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't think ubering every day is cheaper than having a car.

[Dave]

That's what I just said.

[Big Cat]

I was talking to her.

[Kate]

I'm saying if you're not ubering every day, if you're living in the city or whatever.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, I, I, I could, I don't live in a city, obviously. I live comically far away, but I don't know that I could ever get myself used to not having, not having the option to get away from here in seconds.

[Dave]

Yeah, like I'll never not have one either. Even in the city.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know. I feel ironically more free and independent and able to travel.

[Big Cat]

Really? Because you don't have to worry about where your car is.

[Dave]

I also have a carport, so that definitely helps. In the city?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

They're driving in a big city.

[Titus]

Sucks.

[Big Cat]

It does.

[Danny]

It's like trying to play football in a basement.

[Dave]

I filled up my gas like three weeks ago and I don't think I've touched a car one time since.

[Danny]

But constantly stopping.

[Big Cat]

The interior of Chicago is a hell of A lot more drivable. Like the interior.

[Kate]

It's easy to park here. It's easy to drive here. This is.

[Big Cat]

It's built to drive around New York City.

[Dave]

I would not have a car.

[Big Cat]

No, it's. It's awful. I gotta. We got five ads. I gotta catch up a little bit, so are you. What? Why don't you just do the gauntlet for us today? We gotta have a gun. Well, shortly after the. After I do a couple of ads. Is that all right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon]

me said I'll be in. 20 year old dickheads.

[Big Cat]

What did we do to him?

[Brandon]

There's the clip of you saying that he has never worked a day in his life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, I guess I did say that, but I was just saying that for like, effect.

[Brandon]

I understand.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I understand. Plus, you know, he's never like worked a day in his life.

[Brandon]

Oh, come on. Yeah, everything he has is sponsored by something huge.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you're right. You're right. God.

[Brandon]

But don't tell him I said that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Wait.

[Brandon]

Sox Dave's one of my favorite people here.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He's fascinating.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's going to be the day of tweaked the day up.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Breaking news, a deal has been struck. Rico Bosco and I will be streaming Michigan Bama Friday night at the New York City office. The Pick Central crew is invited. If Bama wins, Rico gets a 10 year deal with his salary doubled. If Michigan wins, a men of honor podcast with Jeff Nadu. A weekly pod running through football and college hoop season. Club Option to extend it a year. Hashtag men of honor, hashtag Nadu, hashtag Bosco, hashtag Michigan, hashtag pump party, hashtag it's all on the line.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon]

You said it best from yesterday with

[Big Cat]

my once in a lifetime wager with Dave Portnoy.

[Brandon]

You read the terms here. Friday night we're going to be in

[Big Cat]

the terror dome in the gambling cave,

[Brandon]

streaming in New York.

[Big Cat]

Me versus Dave. Alabama.

[Brandon]

Michigan.

[Big Cat]

If Alabama wins, 10 year deal, double the salary.

[Mark]

Unbelievable opportunity.

[Big Cat]

Michigan wins.

[Brandon]

I got to do a podcast with an absolute clown.

[Big Cat]

My arch nemesis, he who shall not be named. From football season to the end of March, once a week. If it goes good from there, he can extend it. Whatever it is what it is. But it's all on the line. The biggest game I've ever watched, the biggest stream I've ever done. It's all on the line. Roll Tide. All right, let me stop you guys there. This is the stakes are again. If Rico's team win, he gets his salary doubled and he gets a 10 year contract.

[Brandon]

And if his team loses, he has

[Big Cat]

to sit for an hour a week with a person he arbitrarily hates for no reason.

[Brandon]

But that will be very generate and he can demand more. I said this on Wake Up Barcelona this morning.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Brandon]

This is a win win for him. Yeah, I don't think he thinks of it that way.

[Dave]

No, he definitely does not.

[Kate]

What are the odds that Alabama could win?

[Big Cat]

Michigan's a heavy favorite. Okay, probably an 8 to 10 point favorite. I haven't looked today.

[Kate]

But it is possible.

[Big Cat]

It's possible. Alabama's got a shooter's chance in every game. Alabama is like a very high scoring team that doesn't play defense, but those teams have a lot of upset potential. And the ironic thing is the game is, is at the United Center. It's, it's, you know, five minutes away from this office. They're going to be streaming in New York City. But yeah, so there you go. The set you.

[Brandon]

I think you said it. He's going to end up paying Nadu more for this show.

[Titus]

Right.

[Big Cat]

So that's the, that's, that's the ironic part. So Rico is, is it has a chance to win double his salary for 10 years or. Yes, Dave had many options.

[Brandon]

That's the one he picked Titus.

[Big Cat]

I'm sorry, that's just the one. That's what he wanted. Or Rico has to do a podcast and Dave is. Dave will absolutely end up paying Nadu probably the double Rico a dollar more. I'm gonna say he's gonna whatever Rico salary is. He's gonna double it for him to do.

[Titus]

The office is buzzing, by the way.

[Big Cat]

About that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Chef Donnie text, and he said, I'm coming in in 20 year olds.

[Titus]

He said what?

[Brandon]

Sorry, I said you're all dickheads.

[Titus]

Oh, he was skiing, though.

[Brandon]

No, he was skiing. He was doing a shoot with Sydney Wells.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right, Dave, get out there.

[Titus]

Yeah, everyone's buzzing out there.

[Big Cat]

Just talking about the Rico.

[Titus]

Just the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

There they are.

[Big Cat]

They're clearly.

[Brandon]

People are going nuts.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, no, I don't.

[Brandon]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

Don't listen to that. We will look at you for ever.

[Brandon]

Hey, who are you rooting for in this? Who are you rooting for? Michigan or Bama?

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

That's why he's the best in the business.

[Brandon]

Get back to your rub.

[Big Cat]

All right, White Sox. Dave is out there to do the Gauntlet. This episode is brought to you by Body Armor Flash iv, the official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Flash IV is packed with electrolytes delivering faster, longer lasting hydration without any artificial dyes. Flavors are sweeteners. Whether you're training, traveling, or just feeling the heat, work hard, hydrate hard with Body Armor Flash iv, the official rapid rehydration drink of March Madness. Grab it at 7:11. All right, Dave, you are. You're. You're on your own. I'm not going out there because I'm usually. The Gauntlet can't be done without me, but we're gonna let Steven Shay do it. All right, you ready? Yep.

[Titus]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Three, two, one, go. What you got to see?

[Dave]

Wait, wait.

[Big Cat]

Have the clock put him on camera first.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

He's not on camera.

[Big Cat]

Be ready, tj. Oh, no. God. All right, you ready?

[Dave]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

He's still not on camera. I'm ready, but he's not what you stop me for. He's still not on camera. We got a timer back here.

[Brandon]

I got to pull the trivia up. I got to set the music. I got to set the ad.

[Titus]

But you said. Hold on.

[Big Cat]

I gotta get him on camera.

[Titus]

I gotta get him on camera, and he's not on camera.

[Brandon]

This is the camera shot. We do every gauntlet, but what's your.

[Big Cat]

You all right? You ready? You ready? You ready?

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're right.

[Big Cat]

All right, There you go. 3, 2, 1, go.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

He made it on the first one. Of course, we couldn't see it.

[Kate]

This is for all the million.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Here we go, Pace.

[Danny]

Okay, Baseball Dave, get the record.

[Big Cat]

You gate.

[Kate]

I haven't had his balls flying at me like that since.

[Danny]

Come on, Dave.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's has. He has an all timer going. Steven puts his head right.

[Danny]

This one. Nope.

[Titus]

Steve, just stand right in front.

[Danny]

Of.

[Big Cat]

And this is where I come in handy right here, boys.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Because I'm the basketball boy. Oh. Got it.

[Danny]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Titus]

Get in here.

[Brandon]

Hurry up, Dave.

[Titus]

Holy. Go, Dave.

[Big Cat]

All right. There you go.

[Titus]

6 Deli Rome.

[Dave]

Liberty and justice for all. Liberty and justice.

[Danny]

Come on.

[Dave]

Green Bay Packers, Milwaukee Bucks, Milwaukee Brewers. Seven flares of Fanta, Orange, grape, lemon, lime.

[Danny]

Travis Kelsey Deli Meats and cheeses.

[Dave]

Just salami, turkey.

[Danny]

Turkey.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Dave]

Prosciutto. Yeah. Wow.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Damn good time.

[Danny]

1:27:7.

[Big Cat]

Damn good time.

[Danny]

Is that top five? What are we talking about?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right out either.

[Eddie]

It's gotta be said.

[Titus]

Justice. You should have had watch the tape back. You did say justice.

[Dave]

I did see justice.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But he typed it in as liberty and justice.

[Eddie]

We need justice.

[Danny]

Top 10, Dave.

[Titus]

Top 10. Time.

[Brandon]

Holy.

[Dave]

That's how you do it.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Old Dave could never. What would old Dave's time be?

[Titus]

That knocks by fifth best all the way to 12th.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. There we go.

[Danny]

Dave.

[Big Cat]

Damn

[Brandon]

impressive. Oh, my God.

[Dave]

How are you?

[Big Cat]

What? You've gotten a lot better looking up at.

[Dave]

Why are you looking at my horse's name?

[Big Cat]

Names. Who's that?

[Dave]

Smoking Jane Shards are two horses.

[Big Cat]

What? Where?

[Dave]

Chief. Chief and I own a couple horses. Those are the two names.

[Brandon]

Where did you see that?

[Dave]

It was an autofill.

[Danny]

On the.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Dave]

I swear to God. It said Smoking Jane Shards right there.

[Brandon]

Did it, tj?

[Titus]

Where?

[Big Cat]

Where? Here?

[Dave]

Yeah, right there.

[Danny]

Those are your horses?

[Brandon]

That just happens in the autofill. It just happens to be your two holes.

[Dave]

That is. That's super weird.

[Eddie]

Did they ever run the Gauntlet?

[Big Cat]

You have a horse named Shards?

[Kate]

Have we ever talked about this?

[Dave]

Yeah, a few times.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Eddie]

When did your horse run the Gauntlet?

[Brandon]

I don't know why it would pop into that one.

[Dave]

But not Charge is actually really good.

[Big Cat]

Just my name.

[Dave]

Both of those horses were really good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I mean, graded stakes.

[Big Cat]

Did he. Interesting. I'll be goddamn.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon]

What? What percentage of the horse do you own?

[Dave]

About five. A little under.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dave]

Four, seven, eight or something.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Dave]

I'm out of breath from you.

[Big Cat]

You are Dave. Yeah.

[Dave]

All right. I'll see you guys.

[Big Cat]

Appreciate it.

[Dave]

Thank you.

[Danny]

Good performance.

[Titus]

You're the man.

[Eddie]

You got everything.

[Big Cat]

What a special, special little guy.

[Eddie]

What are you missing?

[Big Cat]

Oh, you probably put it out there.

[Brandon]

You sat in like Sharon here. You mean you sat in that chair? In that chair as well.

[Big Cat]

You've been here an hour. Okay.

[Eddie]

Colder, colder, cold.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Do you know where it is?

[Eddie]

Do you have it, Danny?

[Big Cat]

No, she's just leaving.

[Brandon]

With all the influx of new characters that we've gotten, it's.

[Danny]

You forget.

[Brandon]

You forget.

[Danny]

Well, we had. And have.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Some of our old school characters remain our best. And he.

[Brandon]

There's nobody. That tickles me more.

[Titus]

That was a master class of digging the heels in.

[Big Cat]

That's right.

[Titus]

I was. It was so good.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But he didn't give up an inch.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he. He forms opinions based on nothing and will die with them.

[Danny]

He evaded every single point of humiliation that he should have.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Been victimized by. In a way, he won that.

[Titus]

And if he doesn't care about how his clothes smell, then why wouldn't it just be very easy to just be like, yeah, I fucking forget to throw it in the dryer sometimes. Also, if you say, like, it's my fault, I don't throw it in the dryer.

[Big Cat]

But if you're blaming. If you do choose to blame the dryer and which is. He has done. He's. He's blaming the dryer. Correct. The washer or the washer? Yeah, blaming the washer.

[Kate]

Front loader.

[Big Cat]

But if you had a washer that you chose to blame for something, how long would you have that washer?

[Titus]

Less than a week.

[Big Cat]

Less than a week. He's been blaming the washer for four years.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Brandon]

I grossly exaggerated by saying once a week. He said once every 10 days.

[Titus]

It's not fair to say we're the same.

[Big Cat]

That was an over embellishment. Not just an embellishment.

[Brandon]

My favorite part was like, let's say it's.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's got it in 20, 25, let's say 20 years old.

[Kate]

Getting mad at Danny for thinking Danny was saying he was lying about how many rats he's got.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

But it was also crazy.

[Eddie]

I didn't put them there. Someone else put them there. Well, the point remains. You had rat traps.

[Kate]

Fascinating, man.

[Eddie]

The real show. The real show is

[Brandon]

if you saw

[Big Cat]

that one Run for the Hills.

[Eddie]

The real show is like two weeks from now when he'll be like, I never blamed it on the washers.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, Find it. Find the tape.

[Dave]

There's nothing.

[Eddie]

Okay. I. I misspoke.

[Brandon]

It's always I misspoke.

[Big Cat]

He will say, find the tape on something that's absolutely on tape.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, he did it.

[Titus]

He did it immediately. But Danny said, you have rat traps everywhere. And he's like, no, I don't. The dude came out and put in rat traps. We were like, you just the what? And he's like, I never said that. And that all happened in about 10 seconds.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Titus, I know you're both white males, but I genuinely think that's your exact opposite, Dave.

[Titus]

I don't. I don't actually interact with Dave that much. This was a. This was a joy. This was a treat. We both kind of have our own corners of the office. And I forget. You said it perfectly, Brandon, that I forget about him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We're also, like, on opposite Corn. Like.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's way over there. We don't. We don't cross paths a lot.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But boy, when we do.

[Brandon]

One of these days when he stinks, I'll get him down to you.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just running here. I got Stinky Dave today.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's like. Sorry, go on to.

[Brandon]

It's Hot Tub Time Machine. A bit of his that I don't know about.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Brandon]

I had to look up tub to find the picture of his foot through a tub, and he's tweeted Hot Tub time machine, like, 30 times.

[Eddie]

That rings a bell.

[Brandon]

Is that John Cusack thing?

[Titus]

He's just tweeted Hot Tub.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

It's about watching Hot Tub Time Machine. This is like Eddie Lacey China Food.

[Titus]

Oh, this is a machine.

[Eddie]

It has.

[Big Cat]

Holy.

[Dave]

Hot Tub Time.

[Brandon]

Hot Tub Time Machine.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Loves Hot Tub Time Machine.

[Brandon]

Wait, wait. Look at 2014 resumes watching hot Tub Time.

[Dave]

This is preq.

[Danny]

I didn't watch Hot Tub Time Machine for this show.

[Brandon]

Have Time Machine kind of night.

[Chef Donnie]

Holy.

[Brandon]

That's a lot.

[Titus]

Who's tall? Maurice. He watched it, then immediately was like,

[Danny]

maurice, I need a tall man's opinion.

[Eddie]

That's Mo, who used to work, but, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Eddie]

That's pre John Cusack. So he wasn't even mentioning it for that.

[Brandon]

A lot of hot subsets. The one in asterisks

[Danny]

once every 10 days thing happened.

[Big Cat]

20, 21.

[Titus]

Yeah. Does he tweet about it?

[Brandon]

He watch Much as he stinks.

[Danny]

There's maybe there's a correlation.

[Brandon]

He's watching Hot Tub Time Machine. Distract us and take it out of the wash.

[Titus]

I got to see how this ends.

[Brandon]

P.S. love hot tub Time Machine. Oh, whoa, man.

[Titus]

Don't even think about loves it.

[Brandon]

That was when Cusack happened.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Absolutely hilarious to talk about the masterpiece that is Hot Tub Time Machine. Absolutely hilarious.

[Brandon]

He really loves Hot Tub Time Machine.

[Danny]

It weren't.

[Titus]

If it weren't for Hot Tub Time Machine, it'd be the Most no name actors in the history of no name actors.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the Cusack thing happened ever.

[Titus]

Oh, wait. Oh, but then.

[Danny]

And I love them.

[Titus]

But then does he go back? It's October 11, 2021.

[Danny]

Stung it up when he was in

[Brandon]

worst part of that classic film. Wait, wait.

[Big Cat]

It is game postponed.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's right back to it.

[Danny]

He's addicted.

[Brandon]

Wait, it was the same day a month later.

[Danny]

November 21st. A little break. Two months.

[Dave]

Yeah, he's.

[Brandon]

He's been off the tub for a little.

[Titus]

That was 20. So that was the last one.

[Brandon]

The top 14 to 22. Let's say 10 years of just tweeting.

[Titus]

But wait, hold on. When did he get his house?

[Big Cat]

Four years ago.

[Titus]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

April 1, 2020.

[Titus]

He was right. So then the second he bought his house, he got off of hot tub time machine.

[Eddie]

He was in that tub trying to make a time machine. That's why his foot went through it.

[Brandon]

He swore off tubs. He swore up all tubs. That's why he stinks.

[Dave]

Come on.

[Big Cat]

Gotta work somewhere.

[Brandon]

This a new house. No more tubs. Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

I gotta reach.

[Brandon]

What a find.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon]

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[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon]

So you. At home, you know the rule. If the game's on, you need to be locked in with snacks on deck. So stock up for game day and tear into New Buffalo Wild Wing chicken sticks from Slim Jim. I don't know if chef's gonna make it in.

[Big Cat]

Well, there's always tomorrow. If he's not skiing, he's.

[Brandon]

He takes one vacation to ski. That's it.

[Big Cat]

Well, he's. He went to France to ski, right? Yeah. Then he also. Didn't he have a ski in another one?

[Titus]

Yes, he did. That's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he had another one.

[Titus]

He had that other one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but that's just, you know, he can talk about that. What do we got on the. The old prep sheet, Steve? Ah, you did take the tour. The I'm not doing the tour and bore thing again.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But 51% of the people that voted on the.

[Brandon]

Y' all who posts an article about Don Gorski doesn't cite the yak.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy, did they pull.

[Danny]

Was it.

[Brandon]

Were we related in any way to that?

[Big Cat]

Did they use quotes from our interview?

[Mark]

I skimmed it, and I feel like they should have quoted the act based on some of the findings.

[Big Cat]

But Don Gorski has his own book and has been in the Big Mac content game for years. Right?

[Mark]

Yeah. There were recent quotes because it was about the Big Arch and. Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he doesn't like it. This was. We did talk to him before he tried the Big Arch. Yes, I think the Big Mac is better. Oh, that's scathing.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

That is scathing from him.

[Brandon]

That's as probably brutal as it can

[Big Cat]

get during our brief interview Sunday on his landline telephone. Okay, so he doesn't. Doesn't like the wow for people that are younger. Quite the article here.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

The Big Mac.

[Titus]

A younger him probably would have liked it, but we'll never know. Damn. 25,746 Big Macs.

[Big Cat]

I do love them. I do love the fact this man still has a landline phone. I. I bought my house three years ago and the. There was still a landline phone in the basement. It's not plugged up to anything, but I do let it just stay on the wall. I enjoy looking at it.

[Brandon]

You don't need the real estate.

[Big Cat]

No, it's. It's tucked away. It's right by a door frame that I wouldn't be able to.

[Kate]

Well, he is keeping it as an antique.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Right.

[Big Cat]

So it is a built in antique.

[Brandon]

But if you saw a cooler, if you saw a Ken Griffey Jr. Phone.

[Big Cat]

If I saw a Sports Illustrated football phone.

[Danny]

Oh yeah, football one.

[Big Cat]

I would replace it.

[Danny]

Oh, you had the transparent one where you could see all the wires and you call your girlfriend and twirl the cord.

[Big Cat]

Kyle. I did have that.

[Brandon]

Did you have the extraordinary.

[Big Cat]

The red and white.

[Danny]

That era was fantastic.

[Brandon]

We stopped making clear tech.

[Big Cat]

We did.

[Danny]

Was amazing. Computer rollers.

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Brandon]

If you buy prison stuff, stuff made for prisons, all their stuff has to be clear. It looks great.

[Big Cat]

It's like the bags you have to have to go into Wrigley Field or something.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

To a sports game.

[Brandon]

Did you have the extender cord so you could go.

[Big Cat]

I did have a long cord. I did. I think I at one point I had a. Like a 50 foot cord or something like that.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

And my room was you know, 10 by 12, so I had no reason to use it whatsoever.

[Brandon]

Status symbol.

[Big Cat]

But yeah, there was. I also had a phone. It was a regular phone, but you could program in numbers. So your friend could be speed dial. Speed dial too, I guess. Speed dial.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But that was like in 91 where that was cool technology. And I thought I was the best motherfucker in the world.

[Kate]

We had a rotary phone till I was in like middle school.

[Big Cat]

We had one till I was probably

[Brandon]

swirl it around 11 on Wake up barstool today. Eddie called his cell phone his camera phone, which really dated Boomer. That's so. Oh yeah.

[Danny]

That's worse than cell phone.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think I still say so.

[Titus]

I still.

[Brandon]

I do too.

[Danny]

There's a certain age where people still say cell phone.

[Big Cat]

I don't think. I definitely don't say camera phone. Although when camera phones came out, I was working at Radio Shack and I thought it was the Coolest fucking thing.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's ever happened. And the cameras on the first Sprint phones were so fucking bad.

[Danny]

They couldn't have been worse.

[Big Cat]

It was one of our. One of our things to sell them was when a customer would walk in, we were supposed to take a picture. Take a picture of them when they came in and then show it to them on the phone. And they're walking in the door.

[Brandon]

Blurry.

[Big Cat]

Every single one of them was blurry. So we're like, look how cool this is.

[Brandon]

Your job was to take pictures of people as they walked in the door.

[Big Cat]

That was one of the ways you sold the early phones. You were like, damn, you know, this is you.

[Brandon]

By the way, did you ever have a Game Boy camera?

[Big Cat]

I didn't have.

[Brandon]

I did, yeah. That was dog shit.

[Big Cat]

I was never a big Game Boy guy.

[Brandon]

What?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I was never a big Game Boy guy at all. I don't know why, but it never hit me.

[Kate]

I had an ipod that could take pictures and video.

[Brandon]

Oh really?

[Kate]

And you could like play it real grainily on the ipod.

[Big Cat]

My first ipod was a knockoff ipod from a brand like, you know, just a cheap but even cheaper than that. And my father in law got it for me and I loved that thing till the day it died.

[Brandon]

How many songs did it hold?

[Big Cat]

Probably like not a couple hundred. Yeah, yeah, wasn't that many. I had the entire Scrub soundtrack on it and I would just cut.

[Brandon]

Damn good soundtrack.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was a damn good soundtrack. That and Jay Z's Black album. That's pretty much all I had on it.

[Titus]

You think you'll reach a point where you never want the new phone, Brandon, that like. Like the camera. How much better can the camera get? Yeah, camera get too good.

[Mark]

Can the wants to go back now.

[Danny]

Well, I'm worried about.

[Titus]

And like I'll be. What. What update can they. Can they continue to make where it's like I have to have that or is it just starting to get.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, but I. I think they know what they're doing. I think they know how to string us along and keep. I think 10 years they will do something that makes me go, wow, gotta have it. I can't tell you what that is, but like these, this job that we have, sometimes we have to take video and all that. And I do want to have the highest quality camera. Even though my videos now probably look nothing different than my videos 10 years ago.

[Brandon]

I bet you they sound better.

[Big Cat]

Okay, they might sound better. Yeah, sure.

[Kate]

I don't want the best camera.

[Danny]

It's getting too clear.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't need content.

[Kate]

See every pore in my face and every.

[Big Cat]

But I little. I see people buy the new iPhone and then they all have a video where they. They're. They're like the eighth floor and they'll zoom in to somebody getting in a car across the street and you can see everything. And I've never been able to make my camera do that. I can't. I can't get the new iPhone camera to be as clear as other people can get it. So maybe I'm just stupid.

[Kate]

Yours probably has a little grease on it.

[Big Cat]

Chicken grease.

[Brandon]

Little chicken grease. Oh, there we go.

[Titus]

Oh, yes.

[Kate]

Look.

[Big Cat]

His back from. What are you pointing to me for, pole bunny? A clip of what? I didn't trash you big cats out of town.

[Chef Donnie]

So you got a result of bullying me when I'm not fucked up.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, I wasn't bullying.

[Brandon]

It was.

[Big Cat]

I was only. I was merely given. I was merely giving a recap of what Titus had said earlier about how you grew up in a dinosaur. You never had to work a day in your life.

[Chef Donnie]

Which is false. I mean, that's just.

[Big Cat]

We were talking about the Adina documentary.

[Titus]

Where'd you work? Southdale Center.

[Chef Donnie]

I worked at the Dinah Grill. The restaurant.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. You never go to South Dale.

[Chef Donnie]

Southdale is the first indoor mall.

[Titus]

Yeah, I know that.

[Brandon]

Ever.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Brandon, maybe an apology first ever in Normal. He worked.

[Big Cat]

I didn't say that. I was simply recapping what had been said on.

[Chef Donnie]

What's the documentary? What do we. What are we talking about?

[Big Cat]

Snapback Sports. Friends of the program have. Have done a video about the most hated team in high school hockey. Yeah, that's Edina and that's a Dinah. And they. They were simp. You know, Minnesota is known as the state of hockey. It's got a great tradition. And everybody fucking hates those rich pricks from a Dinah. That's what the documentary.

[Titus]

Why do they hate a Dinah so much, Don? Is it because you never had to work for anything, Titus?

[Brandon]

Is that what the documentary says?

[Chef Donnie]

Call me illiterate. You can call me dumb. You can call me.

[Titus]

I'm saying what they.

[Chef Donnie]

I actually get pissed if you say. If you talk about my work ethic. Because that's the one thing.

[Big Cat]

It's a documentary that we're talking about the documentary. That's what they say on the documentary.

[Titus]

That's.

[Big Cat]

You're getting mad at us.

[Titus]

Don't get mad at us, Donnie, because guess what?

[Chef Donnie]

Your kids are. Guess what? Your kids are rich kids. So Nice.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that.

[Chef Donnie]

You think they got to choose that? What? Your kids gonna be all rich kid?

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. Do they have any choice?

[Dave]

Nope.

[Brandon]

They got to get out of there.

[Danny]

Stuck.

[Titus]

How's the skiing out there today again?

[Chef Donnie]

I got. You can go on one ski trip, and now it's the whole fucking. That's what.

[Titus]

You weren't skiing right now?

[Chef Donnie]

No. Tanya says actually at a meeting because I'm opening another restaurant on the weekends. But someone that doesn't work hard wouldn't know anything about that, would they?

[Big Cat]

I did defend you there. That you are a restaurant runner.

[Dave]

Mm. Yeah.

[Brandon]

White Sox. Dave came at you a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You run restaurants.

[Chef Donnie]

Fuck.

[Big Cat]

Well, it seems like you did. Let's. Let's start over. Let's start over.

[Chef Donnie]

Well, look, look, you just don't. Don't say I don't work her. Because there's plenty of people that don't work hard here. And you don't lump me in with people that don't actually work hard.

[Big Cat]

You know what?

[Chef Donnie]

Fucking one thing that pisses me off.

[Big Cat]

Fair. I bought your book.

[Chef Donnie]

Great. You want a cookie for that?

[Brandon]

You want one of the recipes?

[Titus]

If you want a cookie, go to page 36. Make it yourself.

[Big Cat]

Is it possible to get you back on even. Even. Just.

[Chef Donnie]

Just not. Not when I'm getting slander when I'm not even around. No, it's this, you know?

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

I've been at work. You could have fought back a little bit, you know?

[Chef Donnie]

Hey, Titus, I'm here now. I don't gotta be around the clock. I don't work for you, dude. I don't work when you want me to be.

[Titus]

I'm just.

[Chef Donnie]

I know it's nothing with you.

[Big Cat]

Okay?

[Chef Donnie]

So shut the fuck up.

[Big Cat]

Well, that didn't. It has nothing. Okay. All right. Anyway, the documentary has fans, like, chanting, daddy's money and daddy's money.

[Chef Donnie]

There's. You know what? You didn't show. You don't choose where you grow up. So I don't know what the you want me to say to that.

[Brandon]

And there's rough parts of Edina under the bridge.

[Big Cat]

Just under One bridge?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. 62 Highway 62.

[Brandon]

Is the bridge.

[Chef Donnie]

Nice parts of it.

[Big Cat]

So top parts of the bridge. Top of the bridge is nice as hell.

[Brandon]

But the line underneath the painted lines.

[Big Cat]

But isn't underneath every bridge kind of sketchy?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

So every town has bad parts.

[Brandon]

Are there any bridgeless towns?

[Chef Donnie]

Ask Kyle.

[Big Cat]

I'm sure there are bridgeless towns.

[Brandon]

There's got to be.

[Big Cat]

Kansas says that would have to be

[Brandon]

the Nicest town in this. In this. In the country.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. Anything else? I got to catch a flight.

[Titus]

Yeah. Do you see the latest?

[Big Cat]

Where are you going?

[Chef Donnie]

I'm going to outdoor shoot. We're going to python hunting with Sydney.

[Brandon]

With shit.

[Chef Donnie]

Gonna go hunt snakes.

[Brandon]

Sounds like hard work.

[Chef Donnie]

Well, it's work. Hey, anything we do here hard. You name someone that's doing brat baking work at Marshall's Court.

[Big Cat]

Nobody's doing Brack baking work. I apologize if you took that the wrong way.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know how else could you have taken that?

[Big Cat]

I apologize. I said you don't work hard. I enjoy your work. I think you're a great.

[Brandon]

Did you have the documentary on the Mind?

[Big Cat]

I think you're a great chef. And a great documentary.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know about the documentary.

[Brandon]

I was talking to Brandon.

[Big Cat]

But Brandon, I did have the documentary.

[Kate]

Best meatloaf he's ever had.

[Big Cat]

Best meatloaf I ever had.

[Titus]

Well, that's like.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, again, I was gonna make the analogy, but I've already made that one. That's not great meatloaf. Sucks to begin with, but you're the

[Big Cat]

best I've ever had.

[Chef Donnie]

Right.

[Brandon]

So, wait, what was your meeting about? The restaurant. Can you give us a sneak peek?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I'm open. I'm doing another, you know, another pop up.

[Brandon]

Can I get a. Can I get in this time?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, none of us got in.

[Kate]

I went last time because I can't.

[Brandon]

I tried to get. I made a reservation.

[Big Cat]

We couldn't get in.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And he wouldn't even pull any strings for us.

[Titus]

I'll be there.

[Chef Donnie]

You didn't ask. Titus, you're welcome to come, man. I'll take your money. Happily.

[Big Cat]

You were not gonna put it on the house?

[Chef Donnie]

God, not for him. For you, maybe.

[Brandon]

What if he died?

[Big Cat]

I just apologize again. What can I do? I don't. I'm sorry I took a swipe at your work ethic. You work very hard.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't need you to apologize for that. I just. Well, I'm not here. You're talking shit. I don't like that.

[Brandon]

We thought you were here.

[Chef Donnie]

It's having a year.

[Big Cat]

We thought we were bringing you in.

[Chef Donnie]

You both called me. You knew I didn't answer. You knew I wasn't.

[Big Cat]

I didn't call you. I don't have your number.

[Titus]

I called you.

[Brandon]

No, I was experimenting to see if you would pick up for me and not Titus.

[Chef Donnie]

No, I was in a meeting. I was gonna pick up for anyone.

[Big Cat]

I thought you weren't here.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I was in A meeting?

[Big Cat]

Where's the meeting?

[Chef Donnie]

In a restaurant at the place I'm trying to open.

[Big Cat]

What time's your flight?

[Chef Donnie]

My flight?

[Big Cat]

Soon. Are you worried about the line?

[Chef Donnie]

I haven't even thought about it.

[Big Cat]

You should now.

[Chef Donnie]

I heard there aren't lines anymore. No, not in Chicago.

[Titus]

Do you see the latest? And the guys with no legs.

[Chef Donnie]

That's a guy without arms and leg. That's a nugget. And that we don't.

[Brandon]

In the cooking community. That's a. That's a nugget.

[Big Cat]

But you were gonna give your. Your chair, your money to just guys with no legs.

[Titus]

Guys with no legs. Yeah, but then the second you said that.

[Brandon]

Does it matter how they lost the legs?

[Titus]

A guy with no legs.

[Big Cat]

Tilt somewhere.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, that's a guy with no arms and no legs.

[Kate]

Do they catch him yet?

[Brandon]

Can we do it so easily? He's on the lamb.

[Chef Donnie]

I was. No leg.

[Big Cat]

You were gonna fund this guy.

[Chef Donnie]

I was. I'm a strictly no legs charity. No arms. You're out. I'm sorry. Respectfully. Mark was gonna do no arms. Mincy was gonna keep the money.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy. But no arms is also. They deserve charity as well.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, that was. That was. His portion was gonna go to them.

[Brandon]

Your. Your life would change way more if you had no arms.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I'd rather have no legs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, because you could still. We could put you on skis.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. You could do all the fun and not worry about breaking anything.

[Brandon]

So would it almost be freeing for you?

[Chef Donnie]

No. I think it would be a huge detriment.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Having no legs.

[Big Cat]

What? What? Can I. Can I shake your hand and apologize one more time?

[Chef Donnie]

It's fine. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Is it fine?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, we're good.

[Big Cat]

Because my relationship with you means. I don't give a. About Mark. He just. With you. I like you.

[Chef Donnie]

Well, we'll see about that.

[Brandon]

You would know if Brandon did.

[Titus]

Tables have turned.

[Brandon]

Brandon wouldn't even say your name.

[Chef Donnie]

You're on thin ice, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

There we go.

[Brandon]

Understandably, I've earned that position. On thin ice.

[Chef Donnie]

I mean, you can't, like. Look, a guy goes on one ski trip, and then you like to start the narrative that I said. He.

[Brandon]

I'm not the one that started. I'm not the one that started Ski boy. I said you hate it, and no

[Chef Donnie]

one's ever see that. You just made up Ski Boy. Ski Boy never existed.

[Brandon]

Wrong.

[Big Cat]

What's that? Ski Boy?

[Danny]

Austin and Maresh will have been saying

[Big Cat]

Moresh calls you skateboard.

[Dave]

Okay, cool.

[Chef Donnie]

The same guys that said gay chef. Yeah. All right, let's just start another. What's fake word?

[Big Cat]

Well, gay chef's a real word. A real couple of words.

[Brandon]

All those are real.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I'll go skis. If there was more snow, I'd be skiing.

[Big Cat]

So you haven't skied in the continental United States this year?

[Chef Donnie]

I went to Big sky on the weekend. President Martin Luther King Day weekend. Can you not do that? Is that not allowed?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you said you only took one ski trip.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, that one didn't really count because it was ice. It was shitty skiing.

[Big Cat]

But were you skiing? Were you on skis?

[Chef Donnie]

You could say that, but you know,

[Big Cat]

were you on skis?

[Chef Donnie]

Are you fishing? If you're just out there in the water, yes. Okay, then I was skiing.

[Big Cat]

Well, I don't want you to miss your flight.

[Titus]

Yeah, well, you're going to catch pilots.

[Brandon]

I want. Can you watch that Adina documentary?

[Chef Donnie]

I don't want to watch what were few.

[Brandon]

What.

[Chef Donnie]

What are the main talking points.

[Big Cat]

But they might be saying.

[Brandon]

I think they made you guys seem like spoiled brat.

[Big Cat]

Can you play the trailer for now? Do you have time to watch it at 30 seconds?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

I mean, look, there's a. Yeah, there's a very. There's a nice part of Edina and there's like a dine is a very normal town also.

[Big Cat]

It's like it's the richest town in Minnesota though for home value.

[Chef Donnie]

That's not true. Minnetonka, we looked it up today. Look at the houses on or on or no, maybe by school district because it's the best public school education wise and sport athletics. But if you look at the late all houses on Lake Minnetonka, just watch

[Big Cat]

the trailer and tell me how you think it's going to go. That's all.

[Chef Donnie]

Sure.

[Ad Host]

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[Chef Donnie]

Of course I do.

[Titus]

Everyone's against United.

[Ad Host]

Everyone's against them.

[Dave]

They're the preppy kids.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. I mean, who doesn't like cake fair?

[Ad Host]

Why exactly? Well, as someone put it to me recently, Europeans, they don't know to hate Duke, the Yankees, or Notre Dame. You gotta go and see it for yourself. So that's what we're gonna do on the eve of the Minnesota State Hockey Tournament. This is snapback Puck, our journey to find the best experience in hockey today.

[Big Cat]

Thoughts?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. I mean, yeah, it's the winning. Winning most hockey team in the entire state, I guess.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Duke and the Yankees is a good comparison.

[Big Cat]

Well, Duke isn't the winningest team in basketball.

[Chef Donnie]

Well, people hate them because they're good, right?

[Big Cat]

Well, I hate them because they're assholes.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. I think it's more that it's. It's such a good team that people get sick and tired of the same.

[Big Cat]

Certainly, if they were bad, I don't think people would hate them as much.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but if they were bad and still I think. I think people might like them.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. It's not. Asshole. I don't know. I mean, yeah, it's an. It's an affluent town. What do you want me to say?

[Big Cat]

But that's what. We saw that trailer this morning. We thought of you.

[Chef Donnie]

And it's not like a Rolls Royce from Ferrari. Like, that's not. I don't know how to explain it. Like, there's. There's very wealthy people there, and there's.

[Big Cat]

It's more like Aston Martin.

[Chef Donnie]

Pretty much right down the middle. Did you have your Honda Civic?

[Danny]

Did you have your own bedroom?

[Chef Donnie]

No, I shared a bedroom. I had bunk beds with my brother.

[Brandon]

Holy shit.

[Danny]

You have your own bicycle?

[Chef Donnie]

I had a bicycle.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Chef Donnie]

I did have a bike, fortunately.

[Big Cat]

When did you get your first car?

[Chef Donnie]

I got an old Ford Expedition that the transmission dropped out of a month later when I was 17 years old. And it was $3,000.

[Big Cat]

Very relatable. Yep.

[Brandon]

There we go.

[Chef Donnie]

And I worked landscaping in the summer and restaurants in the winter.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's hard work.

[Brandon]

Let's make the not. Not that rich Graphics.

[Chef Donnie]

I mean, I don't fight like, that's. That's. I don't care. Whatever. We have plenty of kids.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but here's the.

[Chef Donnie]

Well off here.

[Big Cat]

Here's the thing. You do care. Well, I care deeply.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't. It's just. It's tired.

[Titus]

It's old.

[Chef Donnie]

It's like, you know, it's. It's also height where you went to high school. Who gives a.

[Big Cat]

That's right. Agreed. Nobody cares. What I was telling Titus went to Brownsburg High School.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

What is that? Who knows? Who cares?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I was out for a few days. And I don't know if you guys have talked about this. Any update on storage unit?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I called my parents and my mom said it's next to impossible to find those jerseys. So.

[Titus]

Yeah. There's nothing we could do.

[Big Cat]

But you were very adamant you had the jerseys.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

And there's a chance. And my. I asked my mom. I go, is there a chance that he has the jersey? And I really. I don't even know why I'm saying this. But she goes, there's a chance. So there's a chance. You have my jersey. Mark. Congrats.

[Titus]

Yeah. No, I told. That's what I told you. There's 100% chance it's your jersey.

[Chef Donnie]

But can we. Can you not speak in absolutes?

[Big Cat]

Because you look like a.

[Titus]

But it is your jersey.

[Chef Donnie]

You'll look like a fool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It is your jersey. And I. You owe me two jerseys. All right, Mark, So how are we gonna. How are we gonna square that up?

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Chef Donnie]

Get me to Minnesota. Get me back to my home state and we'll figure it out.

[Titus]

But I feel like you could do that yourself. You know the way back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And you know where the jersey.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, But I have to go to Florida to get the keys. So how am I gonna do that?

[Brandon]

Wait. The key is.

[Titus]

Keys are in Florida.

[Brandon]

Where's the storage? What? Where's the storage unit F?

[Chef Donnie]

In Minneapolis.

[Brandon]

Why are the keys are in Florida?

[Chef Donnie]

Yes. The keys are in Florida.

[Big Cat]

Who's in Florida?

[Chef Donnie]

Doesn't matter. Keeper. The keys.

[Titus]

Are you thinking of the Florida Keys?

[Kate]

You know he's got to answer.

[Big Cat]

Florida keys.

[Chef Donnie]

No. I'm not thinking about the chain of islands off the coast of Florida.

[Brandon]

No.

[Big Cat]

Your. Your parents are in Florida.

[Chef Donnie]

Sometimes. Sometimes.

[Titus]

Sometimes.

[Kate]

All right.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to keep you.

[Titus]

Sometimes.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to keep you.

[Brandon]

I got the beef squashed.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know. Brandon's fine. That documentary looks awesome.

[Big Cat]

So we are going to watch it and we're going to come back and say a Dinah came across way more likable than we thought. Or way less like a woman.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Where are you flying to again?

[Chef Donnie]

But you have to understand why the entire state doesn't like the team that's the best.

[Big Cat]

But y' all haven't been the best in a while. Right?

[Chef Donnie]

Just. We've been.

[Big Cat]

But you didn't win the. Win it this year.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. That's because this fucker cursed us.

[Big Cat]

Morehead won it. Morehead's the best. Moreheads wanted two years in A row.

[Chef Donnie]

The tightest touch. The tightest touch. But he touches. Loses. Vcu, Ohio State, Edina, all lose.

[Big Cat]

We should go to Morehead and do a documentary about them.

[Brandon]

Ohio State hasn't been good since you've been a fan.

[Titus]

That's true.

[Chef Donnie]

Morehead sick. Morehead's that, like. Honestly, that story is the coolest. They're the Iron Range team. They're from basically the farm.

[Big Cat]

Fargo.

[Chef Donnie]

Fargo.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

No more credit to Morehead. It's. It's sick to see someone out of the late conference winning.

[Titus]

Do you like Morehead, Donnie?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I do. That's a good joke. Yeah, haven't heard that one. Yeah, the old chant was, we get more head. You know, when you're playing against them, we get more head. Easy. It writes itself sometimes.

[Brandon]

Really does.

[Titus]

Where are you flying?

[Chef Donnie]

Florida, Mark.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And where are the keys?

[Big Cat]

Florida's a big state.

[Titus]

Yeah, exactly. And where are the keys?

[Chef Donnie]

They're in Florida.

[Titus]

Okay. Interesting.

[Chef Donnie]

Different parts, though.

[Brandon]

Okay, you're not.

[Titus]

You're not flying directly into the.

[Brandon]

This sounds like a full blown quest house.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm not even going close to the key. To the. Where the keys are.

[Big Cat]

There's a chain going to the Everglades, I would assume, right?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yes, that's right.

[Big Cat]

By the Everglades. And the keys are very.

[Chef Donnie]

The keys. The physical keys are not in the keys.

[Big Cat]

Where are the keys?

[Chef Donnie]

That is different. That's a harder question to answer.

[Big Cat]

No. You know where the keys.

[Chef Donnie]

No, because the keys, they move. They could be in two different places. I don't know exactly which one.

[Titus]

I have an idea. Idea. I have an idea. I have an idea.

[Chef Donnie]

I can't answer that.

[Big Cat]

He didn't say. He didn't ask a question yet.

[Dave]

Go.

[Titus]

Shoot.

[Big Cat]

Go.

[Titus]

All right, here's my idea. You and I do, like, a national treasure quest.

[Chef Donnie]

Favorite movie.

[Titus]

We do a quest, like a road trip, whatever it takes. Planes, trains and automobiles to get our hands on these jerseys. And if you agree to do this with me, I will let you keep the jerseys. But we have to document our entire journey to find the keys, get the keys, obtain the keys.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Find the storage unit, find the jerseys. We got to get our hands on those two jerseys. And if we do that, I will. Not only will I give you those two jerseys, I might consider giving you your original jersey.

[Big Cat]

It's pretty big.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

If I want. If I cared about the jersey that much, it's okay.

[Titus]

You, then.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you cared about the jersey a lot when you saw it.

[Titus]

On it.

[Chef Donnie]

Fine, I'll do it.

[Titus]

No, no, I'm not a great video series. I take it back.

[Brandon]

You seen the jersey recently?

[Titus]

I take it back.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay. That's your loss then.

[Brandon]

You don't see. Titus signed the jersey.

[Big Cat]

He has the jersey.

[Chef Donnie]

Sign the jersey. No, never. Now I'm not.

[Brandon]

Why would I do it?

[Titus]

I signed it your name though, so it makes sense.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay, I'll do it.

[Big Cat]

We have an agreement.

[Brandon]

If you guys are going to do a national treasure style quest.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. We might have to go see Chris Bonvino then. To get a new Jersey made, I need a new union. You're paying for it.

[Titus]

We will, but.

[Big Cat]

So you're going to have.

[Titus]

I'll do all of this.

[Big Cat]

So you got to start in Florida.

[Brandon]

The Florida Keys.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, we got. It's all map. To map it out and check the files and shit.

[Titus]

But we'll do. The pit will document like all the paperwork we have to fill out. We'll just. We'll document the entire process.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, well, you can't be in the room for that.

[Titus]

Well, we have like. That's part of the show.

[Chef Donnie]

We'll blur it out then you have to be on the other side.

[Danny]

This would be a good documentary.

[Chef Donnie]

We'll do two sided glass or some shit.

[Big Cat]

Could you tell the storage unit you lost the keys?

[Chef Donnie]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that would.

[Chef Donnie]

That would require them to open it then. And that's not possible. I don't want them doing that either either.

[Titus]

All right.

[Brandon]

Is there a chance where you would have to break into the storage unit? And would you be willing to do that?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, of course.

[Big Cat]

What if we could rig it up Mission Impossible style?

[Brandon]

Do you love breaking into stuff more than cooking?

[Chef Donnie]

I don't B and E. I'm not a breaking inner. I'm not an enter.

[Brandon]

Like going into you. Do you like being.

[Chef Donnie]

I like to explore places that may or may not be broken down.

[Titus]

You like going so they're already broken. And then you enter.

[Brandon]

So you're an E. I don't break.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't break anything.

[Titus]

You enter.

[Chef Donnie]

I enter. Yeah. Yeah. I used to do more of that. I still do a little. A little bit here and there. No, I enjoy it. I enjoy it as much as the next guy.

[Titus]

You only enter things that are already broken.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

So you're next.

[Brandon]

He's gonna enter you. That was a threat, huh? There's a broken man. I can't wait to. He'll be easy to enter.

[Chef Donnie]

All I'm saying is you got issues, man. Yeah.

[Kate]

And I'm gonna enter you.

[Big Cat]

But we have a video series coming.

[Titus]

Maybe I don't know.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I thought it was. I thought that was a good idea. But Donnie doesn't seem to.

[Chef Donnie]

We'll do Mark's quest for the keys.

[Big Cat]

Mark and Donnie's question.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Fine.

[Titus]

And we'll go to the Florida Keys. We'll start at the Florida Keys.

[Chef Donnie]

The tale of two jerseys.

[Danny]

Good name for the. Yeah.

[Kate]

All right.

[Chef Donnie]

Work in progress.

[Big Cat]

Once. When do you have to be at the airport?

[Titus]

Soon.

[Chef Donnie]

I got a pack.

[Big Cat]

Whoa.

[Chef Donnie]

I gotta go.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How long are you gone?

[Chef Donnie]

I came back from my meeting and I just got sidetracked. I'm going for. I'll be gone for a week and a half.

[Brandon]

And when's your flight?

[Chef Donnie]

It's soon.

[Dave]

Three.

[Big Cat]

Time out. You and her are python hunting for

[Chef Donnie]

a week and a half and then gator hunting. We're python hunting, gator hunting and fit words.

[Big Cat]

So a week and a half? Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

It depends here.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's a dope fake.

[Big Cat]

What are you doing after your Sydney video? Because you're going somewhere else, aren't you? That is a week and a half.

[Chef Donnie]

Sydney and I are going python hunting, gator hunting, and then fishing. And I'm coming back on Tuesday.

[Titus]

It does sound like a great video.

[Big Cat]

Coming back Tuesday.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

That's a week and a weekend. Week and a half. That's a week by your definition. By mine.

[Big Cat]

It's Today's Tuesday. Donnie.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

And you're coming back next week on Tuesday. Half the week is over.

[Big Cat]

That's a week.

[Chef Donnie]

A week and a half.

[Brandon]

He's right. Brandon. Chef, what time?

[Titus]

Walk it off, Donnie.

[Brandon]

Walk what? He said his flight's at 3. Something.

[Titus]

Time to walk.

[Big Cat]

We're all letting him get away with a week and a half.

[Brandon]

I think he.

[Titus]

There it is.

[Brandon]

Oh, chaps is there right now.

[Dave]

Right? Oh.

[Big Cat]

It was six years ago.

[Titus]

So we're taking him.

[Kate]

And Donnie went to Arkansas for the.

[Titus]

I don't know. I thought my idea was a good one. Brandon.

[Big Cat]

It is a great idea.

[Titus]

I'm starting to think that he's just full of. And he knows that there is no storage unit with the 2 jersey.

[Brandon]

What was his.

[Big Cat]

His.

[Brandon]

What was his video series name for it?

[Titus]

Tale of Two Jerseys.

[Big Cat]

Why would the Keys be in Florida even if parents are in Florida?

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Danny]

But I scattered about Florida. I want to solve this somewhat close to each other.

[Brandon]

Chef Mark.

[Danny]

Chain of thought.

[Big Cat]

And he's. He's not near the Keys. He's in the Everglades.

[Dave]

Right.

[Titus]

We're searching for the Florida Keys, but not those Florida Keys.

[Brandon]

And it could be anywhere. It's One of two places.

[Danny]

Yeah, that was something.

[Brandon]

He's stressed for his flight.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm.

[Big Cat]

He's leaving on Tuesday. He's getting back on Tuesday.

[Brandon]

I met how you felt when Dante called you a charity case.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then you just went and did that.

[Big Cat]

You're right. You're right. I should. But I was feeding into the video, and I'm feeding into.

[Brandon]

I think a lot of people forget

[Big Cat]

you're a. I was trying to go.

[Brandon]

Intentional heel.

[Big Cat]

I was trying to goad him into appearing on the show. You did, but I didn't realize the clip would get to him before that, and then he would. He would get angry at it. And he has a right to get angry. We do. His point was correct. We have a lot of people that coast around here, and Chef Donnie is not a coaster.

[Titus]

He's got you two in his crosshairs.

[Brandon]

But I'm on. I'm on thin ice. I'm still good.

[Big Cat]

He is absolute worker, and he's a workhorse, and he's always looking for shit to do. So if I were. Not if I. I did say it, so I apologize.

[Brandon]

So who's somebody that you really think that about?

[Big Cat]

Well meant, obviously. Documented. You know, Nikki Smokes is somebody that just coast by. You know, Danny Conrad.

[Rick]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

Just people like that right here.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Are you willing to forgive Dante now that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look, there's our. That's like a coaster. It's like. Yeah, the great American scream machine of coasters in there.

[Brandon]

You. I'm not coasting.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm grinding in the.

[Brandon]

Is he asleep?

[Big Cat]

And we got a brand new coaster in there. This guy got hired last week. He's already coasting.

[Brandon]

No, he's been there for.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's hydrated, though. He's not hydrated.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. What is that?

[Brandon]

That's his water that. He drinks that every day.

[Big Cat]

Rick. I like Rick looking exactly like him. And just look at that thing. Hating him. All right, Smokes, do you. Do you. Do you dispute the fact that you're a coaster?

[Titus]

It's a middle finger.

[Big Cat]

Can't even. Can't even look at the camera. Can't even. Can't even move a muscle to do

[Titus]

it while I'm on Instagram. Please don't bother me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, don't bother me. I'm on the couch. Oh, let's not wake the guy in the back.

[Titus]

All right, this. I'm gonna go.

[Brandon]

Go.

[Big Cat]

Go somewhere else.

[Titus]

In the beanbag chair out in the front.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Funny.

[Danny]

He hates you guys.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Narrative Darkened by sincere emotions.

[Brandon]

Yeah, today has me a little concerned.

[Titus]

I think I might win him over.

[Big Cat]

He just needs a week and a half.

[Titus]

I think I might win him over and I might turn him on YouTube.

[Big Cat]

You might run over our dead bodies to get there.

[Titus]

Yep. Good move.

[Big Cat]

You know what?

[Titus]

Might be what I do?

[Big Cat]

If throwing me under the bus gets you to where you need to be, do it it.

[Titus]

Because. And he's not going to see this part. Because if I win him over and earn his trust, you're going to backstab him. That's where the fun. And then we have something.

[Big Cat]

All right, T.J. let's go. Let's go to the wheel.

[Chef Donnie]

Get it.

[Brandon]

Throw a Roback ad, please.

[Big Cat]

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[Kate]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay, good.

[Kate]

See you dorks on Monday.

[Big Cat]

I'm also off you out of here.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're still doing it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Gonna get the keys before they get there.

[Kate]

I'm going to get the keys. I'm actually ditching my family and I'm gonna go try and find.

[Titus]

That's good.

[Kate]

Those keys. Yeah. This could be a disaster. But.

[Big Cat]

But have fun. Good luck. Are you flying out today or tomorrow?

[Kate]

Tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kate]

Spirit Airlines.

[Eddie]

You should leave today.

[Kate]

Be fine.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

Get those keys.

[Big Cat]

We're getting close, guys. We're getting real close. Real close.

[Danny]

God.

[Big Cat]

All right, we'll see you tomorrow.

[Dave]

Stock shop is the act.

[Big Cat]

It's the act.

[Chef Donnie]

Love you guys.

[Brandon]

See you tomorrow.