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Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. Wonderful. Oh, boy. Welcome in. We don't have. We have the intro. It's coming in a second. But it's the act. Special day. Special. Special day. It's the world. No, it's. That's baseball. World classic. Yug off. I thought it was world classic. That's baseball. Yug off. That. No, it's. That's baseball. We have T shirts out now. It's a world classic. That's baseball yoga. Yes. Yes. And we are. We're gonna start in mere minutes. So. Stella Blue Coffee, by the way, before it's Golden Mug. We're still doing golden mug. We're picking 10 winners. This time, if you buy the ready to drink cans, you get 10x the entries go right now. Stella blue coffee dot com. We don't know where the home by three guys are. They're not here. Not here. Am I here? They're not. I have not seen them yet. The last I talked to him, I texted him and I said they were like, what time should we show up? I was like, literally anytime. But make sure you're here by 11:30. They're not here. Is this gamesmanship? I don't know. It's working on Dana because Dana saw them tweeting about drinking right now, and Dana's all nervous. He's pacing. Yeah, he's very, very nervous. Could they are pregaming to get their yugging ready? They are. I think the bullpen. I don't know. I don't know. It's all crazy. Well, good for them. There's. They've got us guessing. Were they tweeting this morning? They're in Chicago. Yes, they're in Chicago and they're tweeting. They're tweeting for bars. So they're playing a little. They're playing some good little. Little gamesmanship. Okay. And it's working. And it is working because Dana's all up from it. But we're ready to go. Fortunately, we need them. We don't have any other forms of entertainment. Do we have any idea if they've shown up? We have nothing else. Final score. We literally have nothing else. By the way, KB. I told you last night. But KB's got a super fan on the Wisconsin Badgers basketball team. Really? It's gonna be another AI cut. Oh, he showed up. So the Badgers team showed up last night. I'd rather have a basketball player than a random chick. Yeah, for sure. And Jack honestly was like, where's KB? He might be 13 years younger, but I. The basketball player is different. Right. What do you got there? Wow. Oh, oh, oh. For the. For the yug off. That is a gorgeous charcuterie. My goodness. Wow. It's a big day. Wow. Miami lost. Yeah, I know. I saw that. They still should be in. Yeah, but that was crazy. Miami, Ohio. I'm going to see if you guys talk to. You mass. You mass. 16 and 15 umass. Yeah, guys, I got to say, it's got big cat rattle too. Yeah, he's. He came in here. He was also pacing. He was like, they haven't. I haven't heard from them. Yeah, well, the boys, we don't know where they are. They're not here. The other team? Yes, they're not here. And apparently they're tweeting from Chicago bars, kind of flexing that they're drinking right now. This is what I heard. And we don't know where they are. Oh, yeah, Dan are they. Asked Dan when they should be here. He said no later than 11:30. Are they, like, aloof? Do we think. Do we think they're just kind of like. They don't realize what time it is? Are they fucking with us? Are they fucking with us? I think this is strategic. I think power move. Is there authentic beef where they would show us up? No. Well, we flew them out here, I would assume. Right? They're playing mind games on a mindless man. There's. There's no need for it. Were they active on social today? Do we know that? Because they were drinking last night. We saw them tweeting from the bars. I'm shit face 20 minutes ago. Okay. Mimosas. Not here yet. Not here yet. Not here yet. Let him play. Yeah. By the way, we also have no. This is. This is today, as decided yesterday. Our halftime entertainment is Stephen Che. He is at a batting cage right now. Okay. I have never been more frustrated than I was last night with Stephen J. I left the Yak group. A lot of texting, a lot of frustration, and my frustration, which I think Yak fans will have my side on. You guys also saw it. Stephen Shea yesterday said that he is not going to take any swings with the blindfold off because it will ruin the moment. And he said, what's the point? I said, the point is you. You. You. You made an entire. You made an entire question about blindfold on. Blindfold off. He's like, I will not do the blind. And he's now turning it into do you think I can make marginal contact with a baseball? That's what he thinks the challenge is while sticking the bat out and not even swinging. He's doing that. I don't think going to. If he hits it blindfolded that it's a win for him. It doesn't. No. It doesn't prove his theory correct at all. Yeah, direct quote was, how would I be better if I. It's as damning as it gets. It's as damning as it gets. I kind of agree with it. I. I don't know. So is a batting cage going to let him stand in on 100 mile an hour fastball with a blindfold on? Yes, it is the. It's the batting cage where the. Where the. It's hand delivered. Okay. So that at least will. All right. So again, the only way Steven would win is if when he was blindfolded, he happened to hit more pitches than he did when he wasn't blindfolded. Not just hitting a single pitch blindfold. The original hypothetical was a question by him. Would I have a better chance blindfolded than not blindfolded? And he has turned that to say, wouldn't it be awesome if I was able to do something blindfolded? Yeah. Correct. That's what he's done. And then he also added the consistent delivery of the ball so you can time it, which was not. But if he did square one up blindfolded, it would be awesome. He is. I love Stephen Che and I'm pretty good at not letting it bother me. But like, once or twice a year, it gets me to a point where I actually, like, I walked away from. We were talking in the middle of the court. I walked away. And he's not mad at me. This is bullshit. I'm not going tomorrow. And y' all are being dicks to me. He was like getting really upset. Keep reading. Well, we are. You said. No, we aren't. We are for a reason. You said. Except Brandon. There you go. But we're not being dicks. We're just saying you have to do both. Have to do blind. So we. We've settled on it. When we do the halftime, he's be at the batting cage. He's going to take 10 hacks without the blindfold on, and then he's going to try with the blindfold for 20. He's being. He's being a dick. Just ruining our day. Do it however he wants to do it. He. I don't Want to sad Stephen Chase. No, but he has to at least attempt without the blindfold on. If he does hit more balls while he's blindfolded, we should all throw blindfolds on and say we didn't see that. Yeah, good point. But his. Brennan, his entire premise that he's going off of is like, what's the point of me trying without the blindfold on? It's a zero percent chance. I know. That's crazy. And our whole stance is. There's a much higher chance if you can see the ball. Oh, man. All right. Have the guys arrived? They're. They're. They're just totally fucking big dog in us. I want to. I might. Dq. What if game one is just a rain out? Dq. I feel like that looks forfeit. It's a forfeit. So now, clearly, he was ready. They're ready. They are ready. Damn it. Rubbing our face now. It's kind of funny. Fuck. Those gloves are awesome. And I. Should I. Should I announce who Dana's chosen as his game one partner? Wait. Yes. Okay. It is. It is Barstow. Greg. No way. Which. See? Okay. No, no, no, no. Hold on. If they're playing gamesmanship with you and us, why are we holding the Deutsch back? No, Deutsche is ineligible from this entire tour. We can't. Unless. Deutsche. We have a Deutsche on our side. Yeah, but I mean, Deutsche game. You have nuclear weapons. You can't just like. Yeah. Use them right away. Brandon, hear me. Let it escalate to that. Hear me out, Brandon. I talked to Dana about this last night because we were like, hey, who do you want on game one? He's like, k dick. I was thrown out there. Greg. I think it's genius to throw out Greg because now it's a must win for them. Yes. This is like a bullpen game, right? They need to be. You can't. If you lose the Greg game, the series is all but over. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? You can't lose to Greg. Maybe that's why they're not here. Yeah. By the way, Greg, we'll see how today goes. He was. He was a tough hang last. Yeah. At one point I just said, go drink with Deutsche. Just go. You sent him off the Deutsch. I saw them out. Yeah. Yeah. Tj, congrats on making. You were. Yeah. You were sitting right behind the Rutgers bench. Yeah. Pretty good. And I saw your tweet, Dan. TJ was at the game by himself. Yes, he was. Tj. Good job, Barstool guy. Yeah. You went solo to that game. Look at that. Nice. That's beautiful. Tj. You're right there. Did they win? They did. They did, yeah. Huge win. Huge win. Massive win. They want to mic me up tonight. What? The team asked if they can mic me up tonight. Are you accepting? I said I would have to ask you. Yeah. Why? What are you gonna be? What would be the problem? Content for another company for Rutgers. I think we'll be okay competing against Ruckers. Yeah. Dude, look at Cody though. Damn. They us. Wow. Why did he look like that? He looks like a square. He's so red. It looks geometrical. Very geometrical. Kind of. Doesn't he? He does, yeah. Nice one over Minnesota. What are you going to say on Mike? I don't know. That's what you just say, like, woo. Good shot. We're doing a lot of this, so maybe more of that. Nice. Who you guys play? Ucla. Oh, I'm going to raise my voice and make Cronus. Yeah, you should. The camera's all over the place. Is Blutman going with you? Hell no. Come up with a catchphrase, tj. Like every time they hit, they're here. Oh, yeah, Yeah. A yacht or something. What? Caitlyn just said they're here. She got eyes on them. That I hope that has to mean they're here, right? Yeah. Let me. Feed me some lines. I'll drop a catchphrase or something. Just steal all of co. Say, say that. Should I say that's baseball. Somebody got to do it. No, say that's porn. Warn your chin tucked. Yeah. All right, let me go. Let me go. Make sure confirm brand, do the ad read and then we'll get. We'll. We'll be off. Roback. Yeah. Roback Activewear. Best fit, best feel. Spring is coming, which means Roback's Azalea collection is back. Your favorite azalea design in several colors, new designs and new products. Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First, their Tailwind Sprint. Their Tailwind sports shirt might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. 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Were they intentionally late or they're. I. I can't. I can't have any ill will to these guys because they're just funny as. There's like, oh, yeah, we stayed at Gary, Indiana last night. Like, we don't have enough money. I was like, all right, that's not true. And then they threw out a couple other things. It's like the way they talk hockey guys are just funny. They're really funny. They're disarming the language. Yeah. Are they. They lie a lot. Like. I don't know. They did. Yeah. Yeah. We got them a hotel here, correct? Yeah, no, we flew them out here. Yeah. It's been real US Dollars spent on this stupid thing I actually did yesterday. I was on. I do, like, a radio hit on ESPN radio here, and I started to explain it, and I just. I just stopped. I was like, I'm out. I can't. Yeah. It was the first time I explained, look at going on to outside of these walls and, like, the yak audience. And I was like, I can't do this anymore. I. I'm opting out of explain. Yeah. Sometimes you. You don't need to capture a broader audience. Yeah, you've done enough. Yeah. What we have is what we have. Exactly, guys. Yeah. As soon as I got to the seven game series aspect of it, I was like, I can't do this. We're not going to permeate other communities. Yeah. No one else needs this. But look at that. Is the camera panned? I don't think the camera's panned. So, tj, Are we ready to roll? If they're in place, I believe they are a thumbs up from. We're ready to get this party started. All right, there we go. I guess. And Mark, is that an assortment of cheeses? Yeah, go ahead and bust that. Oh, by the way, we also have this guy Showed up yesterday. I think he knows that I'm not. That's not for me. This guy knows Meeks, and he just kept on saying he hadn't slept in four days. He is like a. A scientist or something. Engineer. He built two Yugomatics. What are those robot umpires? Pretty much. Hold on, I'll send it to. I'll send it to you, tj, because we can. We can show everyone what. What they do, because this is how we're going to be. There will be no. There will be no issues with calling this game, although we have hired an actual umpire. But a dude stayed up for. Yeah. For four days that we ask him to be up. There it is. Scientists made it measures time and volume. So if they left some in the glass, it would. It would count that into a yug score. The invent. Yeah. How revolutionary. So they start with it on that and then they. And it's time. Drank and also liquid left in the glass. Tj, I sent you a video. You can play it, see it in action. Yeah. No, it works. And it's. It's quite something. So we'll have no issues with timing because even if you could say, like, oh, someone started early, it doesn't matter. It's when you lift your cup, that's how it times it. And this is just one round. Well, no, there's. There's two competitors on each team. There's a first half and a second half. And if it goes 1:1, we'll have to go to overtime. That's it, though. Yeah. And this is game one. Tomorrow's game two. Oh, my God. Just play that video, tj. Then we'll get going. Oh, I'm so excited. Yeah. No one knows the. All right, ready? Three, two, one, go. So then it starts the timer. Yeah. Put it down. Time. Wait. And then it gives you a score. I went for it. A score out of it. Didn't get it. What is the score? The score is based. I would go off time or score. That's baseball. That's baseball. After the score. The engineer said that he made the score based off of Deutsch as the test subject. So it's like if you get. If you get a perfect Deutsch, you get 10,000 points. That's how deep we are in this thing. Wow. People inventing product. Thanks to him, he invented something. Yes. He came in like red eyed, talking about, I just made this in four days. Kept on saying, haven't slept in four days. I haven't slept in four days. It was unbelievable. I saw the presentation. I was blown away. I owned a pub. I would buy that. Yeah, that's like something you could sell. He apologized to me like five times because he's like, I don't have anything for spillage. He's like, I couldn't figure that out. Like, we just. We couldn't figure it out. Yeah, we tried. Be hard to do. So that's why we have enough. I guess you could weigh. All right, here. I'll do one more ad and then we'll go. Better Help this show episode of the Yak is sponsored by Better Help. It can be challenging to make time for therapy. Better Help make scheduling and attending your weekly sessions easy because all online, you can do phone, video or message chat according to your schedule. With over 30,000 therapists, better help is the world's largest online therapy platform, having served over 6 million people globally. And it works with an average rating of 4.9 out of 5 for a live session based on over 1.7 million client reviews. 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You don't want to just hand him a game. Right. You know, so. Right. That's a fact. A lot of pressure on. On Greg to not this up. Oh, tj, you want to show the shirts. Shirts are sick. It's a great game. It's a great game. Yeah. It's all ice and that's what kind of cheeses are. Yeah. I see. I'm seeing pepperoni, roses, plug. Check these out. That's baseball. These are sick. Sick. Really nice. They're live in the store. Now. The national anthem singer today, I believe. Yeah, he has wife made this for us to me out there and they're like, you want to take this in the show? I was like, yeah. What's her at that? Cooking by design. I'll say this right now. The national anthem singer that we have, he did the World Series this year. Oh, he just did Duke Unc. And now he's doing the yuggol. The World Series. Kyle. Cooking by designers. Where is he? Is he in the green room? Yeah, they're all. They're all ready to go. Let's go. Do we have him hooked up with. Let's do it. His own cheese plate. Kyle. You beers. They unite us. A couple strangers suck down some suds and suddenly they're best buds. Have them by the pint, the 40 or have your buddies pour them in your ass. Back in college. Yeah, you literally put a funnel in your. But today is not about ass play. These beers are different. They're here to solve a feud. One that stretches from Chicago to Scottsdale and goes all the way back to October 2025. That's baseball. I don't fucking know who said it first. That's baseball. That's baseball. That's baseball. That's baseball. Two words. One way to solve it. Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to opening day at Barstool Chicago HQ for the that's baseball yoga. Today's matchup hits home by three against team Barstool. And now here are the starting lineups for today's game. First, the visitors for home by three. At six foot three when his back is fully decompressed, a non graduate of the University of North Dakota, first round NHL draft pick, Jordan Schmaltz. And at 5 foot 11 from the east Hampton projects, a club hockey all star from Arizona State University, Rob Gucci. Wow. And now for your bar stool coaching staff. Coaching staff representing the NCAA tournament bound Hofstra Pride. He once ran a 44 in the 40 yard dash. It's Steve, Clint, Stephen J. You may recognize him if we blur his face. Standing at 6 foot 1 or 5 foot 11. For anyone actually measuring the silent but friendly Danny Conrad. Stand up, Danny. Wow. From West Point, Mississippi. He ain't never had no pumpkin piece. It's the big customer, Brandon Walker. Brandon. All right, Brandon. From the University of Wisconsin weighing 240 to 270 pounds. He's never lost a chug race to Dana Beers. Let's hear it for Dan Big. Cat. Cats. All right. With a high school wrestling record of 159, he's a Cuban pole and a power napping pro from New Platzen, Kyle Bow. Let's go, Kyle. Let's go, Kyle. At six foot four and eight and a half inches, hailing from Brownsburg, Indiana, in Edina, Minnesota, Mark the Shark Titan. Yeah, Mark. Mark. Let's go, Mark. Hi, Mark. Let's go, Mark. Weighing 100 pounds with a bra size of 36 double D, she's in a league of her own, folks. Give it up for Kate. Kate. Kate. Hi, Kate. All right. Hi, kid. All right. Pretty quiet. All right, Kate. And in the bullpen, well done, Danny. We have TJ Hitchings. Enza. All right. All right. Yeah. Now we go to center court with PFT commenter. One young, one beer. We can't do that. We can't do that. Hit the other one. Do the other one. Oh, I think this might be. That's baseball, Mr. Dana. Wait. Taylor come out yet? Why? Is he walking out already? Oh, no. Dana beers. It's dana beers. Dana beers. Baseball. It's Mr. Dana beers. Oh, we're just freezing out the home by three guys. I love that. Got to stand there cold. Here's Dana Beers. Yeah. Go. Pft. Is he supposed to keep playing? Ashley Simpson. Situation here. I think you're done. Okay, that's Doug. Pft. Here we go. Pft. Break. Oh. What that was. That works. And at 6 foot 4 weighing 270 pounds on Ozempic, he averaged a double double in high school. The leader of the juggernauts himself. Give it up for Dana Beers. There we go. I love the Greg entrance. Just great. Wow. And now, please welcome our umpire for today's game, Tom Yur. There he is. Is that an. I can tell you got some swag to him. All right. Thank you, Tom. All right. We now go back to the court, and at this time, we proudly request that any current or former members of our armed forces please step forward to be recognized. And let's hear it for these men and women who have given so much to serve our country. Give it up, everybody. You the man, Kate. You're the man, Kate. There you go, Kate. There we go, Kate. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we welcome Cubs national anthem singer John Vincent as he honors America with the singing of our national anthem. Yeah. Let's go. Dude, John. Sorry, I got the one hand here. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O' er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there O say does that star spangled banner yet wave O' er the land of the free. Of the brave. Incredible. John Vincent, everyone. The best. Hey, thank you, John. You're the best. Thank you. He's the absolute man. What a flyover Fly of applause for John Vincent. Wow. Now, before we begin today's jugg off, we want to remind you that Barstool's very own cream team will be around with free hot dogs and ice cream and mini helmets all game long. Yeah. Now throwing out the ceremonial first pitch with a snake around his neck. Straight from the reptile den. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ali y strangled. Yes. Let's go, Ollie. Let's go, Ollie. Move up a little, Ollie. Yeah. Yeah. Ollie. Ollie. Stroke of hands with us. Thank you, Ollie. Thank you, Ollie. Thank you, Ollie. Appreciate you, Ollie. Thank you, Ollie. We now head to center court to hear from our MC of the festivities to those. Connor. Yeah. Yeah. Is he talking to himself? Yeah. Get the table out. Get the teams closer too. Guys, come on in. Come on into center court. We need the table out here now. At their games, will they be in charge of all this? Yeah. Oh, yeah. They have to put on all the poet circumstances. The flyover was. We nailed the flyover. All right, who was talking during the anthem? All right, I'm gonna explain the rules and here's what's going on. First of all, shout out to Andy. Andy and his brother in law created this Yugo meter that's gonna judge the the competition for us today. It's a combination of how much you drink and how fast you drink. It'll give you a score. So after the drink, you'll put it back down. It'll give you a score. The higher score will win that Yugoslavia. Okay, here's the format of today's game. The visiting team will nominate their first yugger. The home team will counter by naming their yugger. Those will be your first yuggers. Okay? The visiting team will go first. They'll drink. They'll put it down. They'll get a score. The home team will then counter with theirs. Whoever wins that first one gets a point. We'll then go to halftime. We'll come back out, we'll have a second yug in the second Yug. The home team will go first Yug. Visiting team Yug. If there's A sweep. If it's 2 to 0, they win game one. If it is a tie 1 to 1, we will go to a third yug immediately after best on best. Any questions? I have something I would like to say whenever I have a chance. Yeah. Now's the time. Can I give a little monologue? Yeah, of course. Gucci doesn't like I like it. Baseball. America's pastime. Nine players, a bat, a ball, four bases arranged in a diamond. He's got it right. But most importantly, above all else, baseball is about rivalry. Red Sox, Yankees, Giants, Dodgers, Cubs, Cardinals. The sign stealing steroid using unoriginal pussies at home by three and Dana Beers. Today is about more than just baseball. Today is about all the people who have refused to take what's rightfully theirs for centuries now. The people who have been unable to use their backbone and speak up for a cause. Today is about who. Today is about those who just resort. Today. Today is about those who just resort to saying it is what it is. Or in other words, that's baseball. Some scholars and experts would point out that is awfully coincidental that Rob Gucci and Jay Swish, two individuals who have been on the yak themselves, started posting clips saying that's baseball a mere three days after the historically original and creative Dana Beers said that's baseball on the Yak on October 31st. I mean, what is this? With that being said, none of this matters when ballplayers get together and hash it out on the diamond. When push comes to shove, all that matters is results. Fellas, I do not give up. And I have determination. Two quotes. Babe Ruth. It's hard to be the person who never gives up. Tommy Lasorda. Never forget the spaghetti picture. The difference between the impossible and the possible lies. And a personal determination. I'm here to take what's rightfully mine, and that's baseball. Oh, well written, Dana. Yeah, we do have one other person who wants to say something before we have our Y. Okay, Y behind. Craig. Please be. Please be Greg. Who could it be? Oh, oh. We got H. Gentlemen, let's chug. Yeah, I get it. Well said H. Well said. Well said H. Umpire if you want to come over. The umpire if there is egregious spilling will make you re yug on the spot. So that's his determination. He'll read it off. Let's get the. Come to this side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Always wear a rubber. Is there. Does the home by three guys want to say anything? No, we're good. All right. Okay. I like His YSL belt. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, come on. Bring my. Have some co. Visiting team, who's your first yogurt? Right here. All right, you can step on up and fill up your beer, Dana. Beers. Who are you going to counter with? What kind of beer are you par? Greg? Let's have the ump fill up the beer. Let's have the ump. Fill up the beer. That would make sense. I got to fill it up. No umpire's too long. The real lump. Yeah, the real hump is so good. Oh, no. He's going to do a bad job filling full foam. Oh, he's good. He's good that Dana's warning about foam. There's so much foam. There's so much foam. It's all foam. It's just. Keep going. Yeah. What he doing? There we go. Over this whole production, nobody thought to run the foam out of it. Well, no, he didn't. He didn't put the glass up. You just pour it. You can pour it in there if you want. That is put your finger in there. Is that his first pour this interview butt, then put your finger in it. All good. Perfect. There you go. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice. Nice. That's really. To the brim. What we're going to do. Underestimate. Go on the other side. Gooch handle. Other way. Handle the other side. There's a b gui other side of the table. Do we have a. This is the camera right here, guys. Right here in front. This is the camera. I'll read it all. All right. Right. So it goes once. You all right? It's calibrating. The unput is. We just need a timer. As soon as you pick it up, it is going to start. Drink it all. Put it back down. Ready? Ready? Ready. Rider. Ready? Ready? Oh, two hands. That's not that fast. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's not that fast. Pretty good. Lot of spell. A lot of spell. Lot of spell. It's okay. 87. And it's getting you a score. 3,000, 904. Okay. Which we all know. We all know that score makes sense. What do we think, boys? I don't know. That was. I think it was beatable but solid. The scale is 10,000, right? Deutsch is a 10,000. 10,000. Anyone write down those times or anything? 3,000, 904. We got 3,004. All right. We go for the time, too. Is he a chugger? No, no, he's not. No, he's not. Greg will be faster, but he will Spill more, Greg. Come on, buddy. I know. Oh, smooth four. Come on, Greg. Greg looks confident. Hold on. He keeps doing this thing with his focus. Oh, my God. Greg. Don't miss it. Let's get all right on the list. Do for the show me State. Hurry up. What the. No, it doesn't matter. It time's off. All right, all right. No, Greg. End it. Time. 8.2. Oh, no winners. Oh. Oh, my. 3. Greg. 35. 52. Yeah, they won. I mean, that pickup is so cocky. Do you not remember it? Yeah. Home by three, game one. Wow. Greg, that's inning one. It's any. No, it's. It's halves. It's half. Okay. First half. You get confused. That's the first half. That's our first half. All right, let's get. Well played first. Solid. Yeah. Yeah. Should we get. Should we get Jordan and Dana in here to watch Jay, or do you want the competitors? I think we should. Yeah. Yeah. Jordan gracious knows. Come on in. We got our halftime going. We also want to interview our competitors for first half. Dana. Yeah. Come on in here. Yeah, yeah. Sit right there. Have a little charcuterie. Yeah. Thank you. So, Dana, let's start with you. Let. Talk me through. You just. You just had the advantage there to know what. What Rob's time was and you decided to throw Greg out there. No, I think we tried. We decided before. Oh, okay. So you didn't adjust at all? You're not allowed to adjust. Well, no, you could have. Yeah, I thought you could have. Yeah. You're the home. Well, I still thought Greg would have beat seven and a half seconds. Yeah. Yeah. So you believed in your guy. I did. And Jordan, you got to be pretty excited about Rob's performance there. Yeah, well, I was cognizant of the time. I. I'd never seen Greg before out of the show. Me state, Missouri. So I didn't know his funnel. Yeah. But once he got about halfway through, I could see his flap kind of. Just kind of closed on him. Yeah. So when the. When the flap closes, it's like the garbage disposal. Right. I could just see nothing was going to go down. Yeah. We knew we had him. So that's game one. I mean, it's. It's a long series, man. Right. You can't get too horny right out of the gates. I played in a lot of seven game series. It's game one. Yeah. What'd you think about the. What'd you guys think about the whole popping circumstance? I think we nailed it. That was awesome. That was Unbelievable. Flyover. Yeah, yeah, the flyer. It was a classy touch. And, you know, let's not. Let's put some respect on the anthem singer, too. Playing through injury. Incredible. Upper body injury. Playing through it. You know, I have a question. Yeah. Are we doing the same exact thing tomorrow? Yeah, the. The flag and everything. Different anthem. Run it all back. What'd you think about Dana's monologue? That's not exactly customary in the sports that I watch, at least for. For a guy to take the mic and give a monologue like that. Tell the other team. You kind of, you know, it's fine. It's just. It's his home court. Right. I would just say, if I was going to step up, I would just say, to quote the late Colonel Sanders, and I just say, I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't need that. I'm good. Fair enough. Oh, Tate's going. Oh, they actually do have hot. Yeah, no, they have hot and ice cream, I think. Oh, thank you. Oh, wow. So Dana's up first, though. Yeah. That went perfect, though. In. In the idea of having it be like 45 minutes long and then an eight second shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's perfect. What we wanted. And how are the warm ups for each team? Did you guys drink before? I had. I had two beers. Yeah, I was. I cold tub all morning. Just my left arm. I feel good. Yeah, I warmed up all morning and then I got these on, too, which are the. The air. For the black Air force ones. Yeah. AKA the drive by ones. The. I feel good in them. I feel like doing something dangerous. Yeah. Okay. How many dogs you got left, Zach? I love our ump. Our ump is so official. He didn't bring enough. He said this is his 12th sport he's ever. I can help. You don't have to. You can. Yeah. The 12th sport he's umped. Yes. This is special Sports. He's done 11 before this. Okay, so this is 12. Yes. Okay. All right. Do we have Jay, Our halftime. Oh, here it is. Here's our halftime. Oh, he's in the cage. Oh, he's got a box helmet. He'll just go over it. Oh, he's getting coached. Why is he getting coached? It's just like that. You're live. They got us. They got us. Guys, do you have blindfold on or. No. Let's go. What do you say? Do you have blindfold? Blindfold on? No, it's under here. So I'm going full vision for the Start. All right, so take a couple hacks. This happened yesterday. Jordan. Naturally. Where is he? Pluggers? No, he's in a batting cage. Pitches 100 miles an hour. He said yesterday that it would be easier to hit 100 mile an hour fastball with a blindfold on than a blindfold off. So. Yeah, that's what we're doing here. It's got Ab's old helmet on too. Okay, that wasn't even close. Why is he. Yeah, but he's more. That's just. Did he make contact? Good. How fast is this? We got to know how fast this is. Ebo, how fast is this? So. So we're at. We're at 45ft at 80 miles an hour. So 100 mile an hour equivalent. All right, is the guy gonna say go every time he does it when he's blindfolded? Thank you, sir. They were talking about doing, like. I'm raising my arm. Okay, now that's fine, but I. He can't say go. Oh, nice. Did he make contact with one of those? He hit a rope. Actually, that white sock save has. Oh, without the blindfold on. He hit a rope. Oh, that was contact. He's got a choke and poke. Great halftime show. It's a great half. It's electric. Oh, just behind that one. He's got, like a. Kind of like a Luis Gonzalez open stance too. I don't mind it. Oh, hey, that was a hit. There you go, Che. You're hitting it that well. Now imagine when you're blindfolded. You'd be hitting dingers. That was contact again. That's three contacts. So he's not blindfolded right now. Not blindfolded. Oh. Oh, see, I thought he was. He was hitting. This is the party. Didn't want to do. Are you legal blindfold? Yes. So you had. You made contact on three of those, and you hit one up the middle. Oh, my God. All right, smart. He's got to feel the bat. Yeah. Yeah. He also texted TJ today and was like. Or no. All right, all right. Blindfold. Che, you agree? You. You made contact three times there. All of them are foul. We. We did some work. I made one real hit. Okay. Pretty good. Okay. All right, so now let's go blindfolded. But he can't tell you. He can't say, like, go or swing. So normally, from what I've heard, there's like a countdown, like a D. They don't have this here. So he's just gonna say, like, ball up or something like that. It defeats the purpose. No, Dave, you can't get his gloves on. I can't. You can't feel. Forgot where his hands were. I can't see. Why do you need to see to do that? You want to show up your swag, Shay. Why do you need eyes for that? That is ridiculous. He's got a cup, too. Where's the plate? Good start. Just. Just say he didn't even move much. Yeah. Look good. Hold on. Is it an unlimited amount of cuts or how many does he get? We don't know. Yeah. All right, so this is him blindfolded. That. So dumb out of that one? Nope. Perfect. Yep. This makes sense. Oh, no. Oh, the line drive. The guy saying down makes it 20 times easy. Yeah. If you. You need a. Have a guy help you. No, no, no, no. He has to hit what? Three more over. You got to hit three more. You got to hit three more. They're saying. How do they hit? You got to do three more also. Stop saying. Stop saying down. Stop saying down. Just let it go. No more down. Down. Him announcing the pitch. Him announcing the pitch. There's the plate here. You're. You know where it is. He's. That's a win. J. 1, Y. It doesn't matter what we say or think. He's telling him when to swing. He's literally telling me. He can't tell you when to swing. You kind of just gotta go. All right, fine. Martin, just. Stephen, back up. No, towards it backwards. I want him to get hit. So they're saying. Don't say, like. Oh, they'll say that, I guess. Let's just try and get on a regular cadence. So. Well, I'll count down to. I'll count down. I'll count down. Yeah, I'll count down. Five. Yeah. Natural conversation now, but you can say three times you'd be having with the opposing pitcher before batting three. One, two. What? What? She's doing the exact same thing. You not understand. That was our whole point. You'll never know when the pitch is coming. Evil. Tell him. Just no countdown. Everybody shut up. Okay? No counts. Just. You guys. You gotta listen. Why is he shocked by that? I know. Point, right? Yeah. All right. Oh, God. Just put the ball in the machine. Like, it's not that complicated. What the hell's going on? He's gonna say it's already over. He's gonna say he won, even though he hit, like, three hits with his eyes. Use of his eyes. Let's start. Let's start in on six. What. What are we. Five. God damn it. All right. Halftime. Show over. Yeah. Get back out there, boys. Here we go. Second half. Second half on the ball. We should have known that it was going to end up even more frustrating. Ow. You know what you do. Good luck, Brandon. I heard him say, watch this. Get back. Okay. He's looking confident. I mean, Dana's got to set the tone here. Right. He's got a really let me down. He let me know. Let's Greg up to him. He really did. I will say he set the mug down. No offense. I thought he approached the whole thing a little slow. I know he. It didn't start till he reached it, but he was very nonchalant. Could have been more of a sense of urgency. Show me some urgency out there. Greg's just a. Greg's a piece of shit. Yeah. And I think we all agree with that. Greg is a piece of shit. Do we all agree? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Where is he, by the way? I think he might be back in the cave already. There. He's right there. Oh, yeah. Greg. Umpire's doing a great job with the pouring and handling the phone. Great. I'm just watching film on you all week, but I just don't know what I have. Yeah. I'm like, I'm not my heyday whatsoever. Yeah. But I can throw them back. Yeah. So what is this? What is going on right now that we're just talking ball? Them becoming best friends took longer than we thought. That was that. Yeah. The two most likely outcomes today was Che was gonna somehow call it a win, and these guys are gonna become best. They're about to dogpile. All right, Dana's gonna go, and then Swish is gonna go. If Swish wins, it's over. If Dana wins, we go to a game three. Let's go. Dana, what do we do in game three? Who. Who doesn't? It's best on best Now. Do you think Greg's time will be better than Dana's? If it is, we got problems. That's a problem. But Dana's not great either. No. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. All right. You ready, Dana? Oh, my God. All right, Dana. That's good. Not great, dog. That was clean. That was clean. Oh, no. Just lift the start. Oh, no. Hey, you got to get your together, man. Y' all go mad at it. Oh, my God. What happened? How did the Yugomatic fail? Oh, no. Tried and checked. Tech support. Tech support? This is a product that's been available for years. Who could have seen this coming? That's the guy. Oh, he's tired. The beer was on when it went to the reset. I up. No. I thought you were messing up in four days. Let's run it back. You need a timeout, Dana. No. Okay. Okay. This is where champions are made. Big time adversary. He's got to face that. We have a standard one minute break time. I'm good. Yeah, whatever you say. I love this. I still might have to hire the. I was just so clean. Oh, man. I didn't expect the 4 Days Awake beer engineer guy to look as cool and put together as he does. Right. Like a normal person. Which is a little foul tip for the boys. That was a very clean yug. Good. Thank you. This guy's incredible. Yeah. He's the best star man mask on this pad. Ready? Oh, they're warming up. Look at the home by three. Boys are warming up. Danny, you ready? Yes, sir. Second try. Not ideal. Oh, there it is. Oh, wow. He went right to it. We got the time. There you go. That's better. 4.84. Wow. Score of 55. Wait, I think the practice helped. Do we let them mulligan too? I love our if they want. Oh, I think that was just a. That happens sports. Yeah, that's bas. That's literally baseball just happens sometimes. Dante's loving. Is he doing here? That's right. They can walk it off right here though, right? They could. Yeah. Easily walk off game one. Walk. Chomping at the bit to get into game two. That might be your game two starter right there. We might be looking at him. Well said. And then you're gonna want to put it down. The whistle doesn't actually matter. No, but it's Now I have no idea how Jordan is a ceremony. No. No idea. You can walk it off right here. Right. If he beats 55, 59. It's a walk. It's a walk off. Game one goes to home by three. Okay. We get walked off, we're gonna promise Adjust my belly. Hush. Y' all good? Oh, oh, that's okay. I think you're good. I think you guys are good. That's why we had the egomatic. There was little extrillage. 46.50. Game one overtime. No, there would have been. If it would have been close, it would have gone to. It would have gone to Dana y 5.5. There was. There was just enough spillage that it would have gone there. If it was close, it would have gone to him. That's good. Love that he's up 12. Sports 12. Yeah. Deutsch. Yeah. You guys can George can do one for you. A yogic for Deutsch. Yeah, let's get Deutsch on there. Sure. He wants to. Oh, yeah, sure. Deutsch wants to drink a beer. Yeah, make. Let's clear it with him first. Fresh from the beer spa yesterday. I was laughing last night, just thinking we did not give enough credit to Deutsch. Just being like, I got some things I got to do before the holiday. Yeah, it's St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, I got to prep for the holiday. He's eating something as we speak. He might be more fascinated by Barstool Greg than anybody else. Watching him watch Greg at the bar last night or something. He was just staring at five hot dogs. Got a suit. Just finished chewing like two seconds ago. His fifth hot dog. Waiting for a little belt. The hot dogs just came out 10 minutes ago. He didn't even do that for content. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I didn't like 436, 55. Oh, my God. He's in trouble, right? Struggling. Hated to see that. We need the blue tent. It's like seeing your dad. Oh, my God. Get him to the hospital. I don't want to see him like this. What the was that? The was that? This is like watching your cancel overtime. I don't know what you to do. It's like you're watch your dad get beat up. What the was that? I don't want to see this. I don't. Yeah, overtime. We got something to. What, Kyle? What just happened? I think we go coin flip flip. Oh, it's home game. Oh, yeah, it's a home game, so yeah, they should get it. I think we cancel overtime. This is. That was Demar Hamlin. To me. That was like, cancel the rest of the game. I think he needs a stretcher. Yeah, we can't just. All right, who goes first? Home by three goes first. Oh, my God. Yeah. We can't just clock. You guys need some time before. Yeah, give me like a minute. Oh, yeah. Come in here. Come in here. Let's talk about overtime. Dana, come in here. Yeah, Gooch, come on in here. Who's going? Who's going? Dana, I assume you, Jordan. You sit right there. Sit right there. Ever been let down before? How can you guys believe that? We're in overtime and it's just game one. Just game one? Yeah. It's nine innings. Yeah, right. Like there's going to be extras all the time. Playoffs. Hey, big cat. Good news. My dad lives in Scottsdale, so you don't have to pay for A hotel when I go out there. Well, yeah, I will because you're going to have to bring a teammate. Yeah, you can stay at my dad in the same bed. You're going to need a someone in the pen too. Just injury or sickness. I'm interested to see what you guys. Yeah, what. What arena are you guys using in Scottsdale? I got. I got a short porch that I like down the right field wall that I'm a lefty. So. Gila river too. And the. The fake billionaire owners of the Coyotes got them kicked out of there because they wouldn't pay the lease. So that arena is wide open. I think we can fill that up. Okay. No problem. Would be nice. Or mullet. We could go to mullet too. Yep. The iconic Mullet Arena. Cuz you guys are going to have to put. Put together a show. Yeah, yeah. We get, you know, strippers and we're good. Love that. Be nice. We're going to play a little dirty. I mean I feel like you guys played a little dirty. We getting late last night. You don't tell us what kind of beard is. I have a thyroid problem right now. I submit the medical report. No answer back. Gave him nothing. No excuses. I mean you can't cry in baseball. But I just feel like you got, you know, it's home field. Yeah. That's ball. You think we should have had a. We should have had you listed as questionable for all the betters out there. Oh, a little bit. I mean I feel like we requested. What kind of beer is this going to be And I need to know how many omega 3s fish oil to take. Cuz I'm dealing with a lot of personal problems right now that we didn't need to talk about. But that's. It's your home turf. So you want to talk about it? We can talk about it. No, I mean I'm not going to complain. Let's game one. All right. No, he's. He said he. He's not going to talk about it. Right. We're not going to complain. That's balls. No crying and balls. So when you guys come to our turf though, like. Yeah, we're going to spike that beer. My one question. A lot of Molly in it. And then we're going to go out. If you guys. If you guys lose this seven game series. Yeah. And Dana has. That's baseball. Actually, you know what? Let's say you win this seven years you have. That's baseball. Are we prepared to do a seven game series for. That's porn. Yes. Okay. Yeah. Because that's going to be very different because porn is as much baseball. Right. As baseball is porn. So how do we decide that tweet that? I don't know. We're going to have to call in some, you know, some professionals, some people in the industry and just kind of get a meeting of the minds together. I think the best thing I have always experienced and especially in business is just do a board meeting. Yeah. And just throw everything on the table. You got to have a phone call about a Zoom and then have a Zoom about another meeting. I just. I'm just envisioning. Because this is porn too. Yeah. The day, you know, I mean like this is. This is beer porn. That's porn. Seven game series in Greg Buss in 90 seconds. We're like, fuck. Shit, Craig. Yeah. Touch and bust. Classic Greg, man. Craig let me down today. Yeah. Craig. Yeah. Speechless. What do you think about like a actual baseball game too? I love that. You know what I mean? Yeah. You ever been to a spot called Rookies in Black Earth? In Wisconsin, just outside of Madison. It's a wiffle ball. Sounds vaguely in a bar. Okay. That's the setting I envision. It's unbelievable. Or maybe a 16 inch softball game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. We do barstool camp up in Rhinelander. Okay. Yeah. And maybe we have you guys come up there this summer. Yeah. Play some baseball. I think Gucci has a haircut. Maybe in July, but I think we could. Haircut was next week. I got a dentist appointment. But I do know this place. This place is insane. Yeah. Rookies is. It's so I've been going there since I was probably 8 years old and probably drinking around 12. But it's a great spot. Yeah, yeah, that's. I mean, Wisconsin laws. You could just drink whenever. Yes. I gotta ask you guys, Dana, were you intimidated at all when you saw that we pulled up in the air? Felony ones. I'm. I'm easily intimidated by like anything. So. Yeah, I just saw you guys. I was a little intimidated. Yeah. They ran out of Mizunos. We're actually trying to get Mizunos and this was the only thing they had. So. I haven't seen a Mizuno since Nam. Yeah. Yeah. What? What'd you say? I haven't seen a Mizuno since Nam. The saying, everyone saying, dude, it's from Super Bad. Oh, that's sick. You ever watch Sickest References? You know you've never seen Super. Yeah, I've seen Superman. I just a lot. I just. I didn't I didn't get it. I haven't got a hand job in cargo pants and Nam or something. That's what they said. When was Nam, Actually, can we pull that? Seventies. That was only in the seventies. Well, sixties, sixties and seventies started in the sixties. Ah, damn. Yeah. I mean, Gump was in it, right? Yeah, Gump wasn't it. Gump was one of the better. Dude, I mean, dude, he was. He was one of our. One of our best guys out there. He was. He was running like he stole something. Greg. Yeah, Greg, you were the same. I let the company down. Well, it's only game one, Greg. I let. I got sent down. I don't think he's. I don't think. I don't think. I don't think we're to see much more, Greg. I got. I got sent down. Yeah. Missouri Down. I let the company down. And most importantly, I let Dana down. Yeah. So, everyone. You back to Jefferson City, Missouri? No, I'm going to Kansas City. Okay. Yeah. Are you guys ready for overtime? Yep. Yep. Let's do it. It's a big moment. Best on best. Yeah. This is porn. Okay. No, this is. Got to get my head clear. Still trying to digest the data. What the. He just kicked it again. All right, Kyle, you were saying that our hero is. Yeah. Have we checked in on Deutsch? Brandon's microphone's more important than Deutsch dying. Yeah, you know, like, what the hell? Yeah, our guy. Our. Our golden God. Our God is. Has been. He's human. He ate five hot dogs. He literally swallowed the last piece of his fifth hot dog right before. Should I get up? What do I do? No, you can chill. Whatever you want. Hang out. Actually, wouldn't mind hearing what you. Yeah, that's a nice charcuterie board. I realize. Cheese, but not too much. Yeah, whatever you need, man. I like. I heard these kind of. This was the anthem singer's wife. Yeah, the anthem singer. The guy who sang the anthem. His wife makes these. No. Yes. You ready? I love that he's playing Hurt, too. I was hoping it wasn't his mic hand. Here we go. I know. All right, we're on. Okay. You like the handle in the right spot. I want it right. And Andy in there. Yep. All right. All right. Where do you. Perfect. Just. Yeah, just like three o', clock. Right here. Good. If he can't beat Dana. Oh, that's out of handle placement. This is going to be a long series for them or short series. Yeah, we're ready. No, that's good. Is it Very fast. So five, four, one. Okay. Okay. Oh, let's go, baby. God. That's Dana territory. That's Dana territory. Oh, you can have a ball game. So this would be Dana's third beer. Send Greg. Send Greg. You could. Can I ask the Yugomatic guy how that works? I don't think. Oh, we're getting a review. What's the. So does my time matter or does my score matter? Score. It's both. Both. Combination baseball. And what is the. What other metrics are involved aside from time? He was asking, does it matter? Soft. Slowly brings it up to start. A little more. All right. A little more. Yeah, you want it full? Get a little more. Get a little more. You know, I should just pour from here. The Elm said there wasn't enough beer in it, even though it's very full. You got it. Dude, this is so much pressure. That's a great score to be in the clubhouse with. What's the. That'll give you a higher score. Well done. We say the score to beat again. 59. Right. Can I. Can I root for the old. Yeah, I'm rooting for them. Okay, good. I think the funniest outcome would be. I like to own by three guys better. What time are we going for? What score? Score to beat. Okay, that's too much. I think Dana losing in the seventh game at home would be. Take a sip, put the beer on, let's go. Such a scene. And this is two, three, two. Right. We get three home games. Oh, I think he's got to get lower. That's good. The score to beat is 56.91. 60. Game Boy one. Where were you? Game one. Hey, we're on the road. Yeah, it's hard. All you got to do is get a split on the road. That's all we need is a split. That's a huge game. Congratulations. Some very great sportsmanship going on. Yes, very nice. It's a. It's a long series. Wow. What a moment for Dana. What a moment. And that's just game one. Yeah, you guys can come back in. You came here to get one. But here's. Here's the issue. I mean, you. You lost in their Greg game. You lost the Greg game. Greg. Greg is not good. How many. How many subs are you going to give him? You know, like, I don't know. Maybe we run them back with Greg. Right? Like how? Like, we can't have Mike Cada come in and just. I mean, he's chomping at. He's foaming at the mouth. That's what they want. He wanted. I'm saying he probably wanted us to lose that, you know, game one, and then he comes in, they just barrel roll us. Yeah, but if you can't beat Dana, this is going to be a very short series. You got to be Dana at some point. I don't hate the idea, though, that you can't change lineups unless you lose. How about you can't change lineups at all? I would lose a game, then you can change a lineup. But if you win a game, you can't change your lineup. Yep. So these guys could add somebody different. They could. You guys can switch someone to at home only. Right. I think you could do it on road, too. Really? What are they gonna get? We're gonna have to, like, download Tinder and set it to guys only. Oh, I think farmers only would be good. Yeah, farmers only. Get some dude out of P.E. waki, Wisconsin. I feel like I would have smoked that kid if I didn't have that gum before. And that's a rookie mistake. Well, you still beat him. I lost the date. Oh, yeah. I did win. I forgot about that. I think you guys are making an assumption that everybody in this office is for team Dana. Yeah, Like, I. I'm just. Throw this out there. I've. I've never lost to Dana. Yeah. Really? Yeah. So you're like a sub four guy. Yeah. So. But hypothetically speaking, what's up? You're under contract on that side. Could we take you on our team? I don't know. Could. We could talk? You don't have a contract. Yeah, I don't. Okay. I invented the Ugg station. But you've never. I didn't invent it. I funded the young. You've never lost to Dana. I've never lost Dana. Would that be. Maybe I get the Hollywood hogan and get my beard all black and come out. Yeah. They would never know. Yeah. Maybe we just do a disguise or something. Yeah, we could. Let's chat off off camp. I think you could. I think you could. You could get Katic, too. Is this rolling right now? Well, Mike, we're very live, but Mike and Dana, like, they seem like they're like. Those are foxhole guys. Right. But if you. If you were able to get in that. Right. Take one of them out, I mean, that could change the course of the series. Yeah. Swish. What would that do to our brand, though? Like, if we need them, you know? I know. I feel like our HB3 people would. I think we'd have to import someone Else, I think we do what you said. Get download farmers, only send it to dudes. Well, I got a couple guys I could get on the greyhound tonight from just outside of Madison that are full blown alcoholics. And let me get this straight, though, Is this allowed? Is this only for overtime? We could sub or regular. No, I think you. I think the losing team can always sub at least one. Like it has to be. Dana has to compete, and one of you always has. But not a sub. You can have a different starting line. Yeah, I think. I think we could. If they play that same lineup. I'm a stubborn guy. I think we can beat him. All right, I got a strategy. I got a strategy that I want to talk to you about afterwards. But I think we can get them. Yeah, I mean, we're on their turf. Like, we're getting heckled upstairs. We didn't know what kind of beer it was. Like, there's a lot of factors. We get in late last night were delayed. I'm serious, boys. We're staying at a four and a half star. I've never tripped about losing game one on the road. There's a lot of baseball left. Yeah, dude, there's a ton jet lag. Like, dude, tomorrow's gonna be a different story. That's game one, man. When you go seven, it's right. There's ups and downs. It's how you manage your emotions. Right. You know what I mean? Like, good game. Tripped over the wire. I. I almost want to lose this one. No, I. I mean, Jay Bowmeester told me a long time, one game doesn't make a series. We're back at it tomorrow, baby. And also, guilt is a useless emotion. It is. I'm not even worried about this shit. No, it's. It's a good. No, Dana played well. I'll give it to him. But it's game one. Yeah. Who knows what he eats tonight. He'll probably try something new, you know what I mean? Like, sandwich. What are you eating tonight? Sardines or what? I could put that on my list. Dana, do you like the rule that you. If you lose a game, you can change your lineup, but if you win, you can't. Yeah, that's fine. I was going to keep Greg either way. Okay, so. Really? So Greg will come back. I respect that. Because I feel like right now the playing field's pretty even. Yeah. Which I don't want to bring in Kdick and Deutsch and just mop these guys up. That'd be no fun for anybody. What would you Do. And this is all hypothetical, but they are able to change their lineup. If I came out in an HB3 jersey, that would. That would really make me sad. I wouldn't do it. But that's baseball. That's baseball. You wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. But the discussions have happened, and you have historically beat me and chugging. That's what I told every single time I've ever tried against. Yeah, no, that would. Yeah, I'm not gonna do. It'd be a good heel move. Yeah, I was saying, like, Hollywood Hogan, just. Yeah. Get jet black hair. But no, that hurt my feelings. Would you guys. Would you guys be down for game seven being at a neutral site? Absolutely not. Okay. I was gonna say absolutely. That's good. I'm just. Stick up for yourself. This is why you got home field advantage. Yeah, but imagine we just went to, like, Wrigley Field. Oh, yeah. I guess that would be cool. I didn't think about doing the yug off it. Wrigley. You could pull some strings. Good point. Yeah. All right. If I can get us Wrigley, then we'll do Wrigley. Well, I guess that's also not neutral, right? At home plate. Yeah, it's not neutral. It would be cool, though. Yeah, it would be cool. Neutral would be somewhere in Nebraska or something. Yeah. Y. What's the football field there? We'll go there. Kearney. Yeah, Kearney. Everyone's just talking about Kearney. A lot of Kearney talking. Second time Kearney's come up. Good play for Kearney. Tip tomorrow, same time, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Was the. Was the. Was the showing up late? Was that on purpose? It's the game within the game. Yeah. And thoughts, right? Honestly, I got a mimosa at Dublin, but I didn't know they give you, like, the side want. Like, they give you the bottle, too. So instead of just having one mimosa, I had to finish the whole thing. So that's actually why we're a little bit late. That's on me. That's no disrespect. I thought it was, like, a mental game. No, I was just. No, it was an accident. Okay. I actually felt bad. No, off the record. Doesn't matter. Okay. Yeah. I was close to DQing. The. The glass is a different animal, though. We might have to go cups tomorrow. I. You think? What about the glass? Like, what was it? The spillage off the top. If you go too hot out of the glass, kind of pour it, you get a little bit of a Shower. Yeah. That's baseball at the end of the day. But that's one thing I did notice. Makes me laugh every time. That's basically. You like it when they say. When they say it. The whole purpose of the rivalry. They make me like, laugh. You view them as a d. Baseball guys. The baseball guys, they kill me. They're one of a four guys. Funny guys. Oh, man. Were you guys prepared for the Yugo meter and. Yeah, no, I. Thoughts on it. I. I respect it. Yeah, no, it's. It's. It's classy. I like it. I trust it. Yeah. Ump was nothing but professional. I think it's same ump game too. Yeah. Yeah. Got to be. I like. You know what I mean? I mean, I. I don't even think Bobby Cox would get ejected talking to that ump. No, he's a good dude. He was fair troll of the game. Yeah. He. In. In the fact that he was prepared with a action too, is that goes a long ways. Yeah. He's playing hurt. He had a limp. I don't know what's going on with that. The anthem guy has a broken arm. Like, gritty guys in here, like all around. I like that. You know that Anthem guy did the World Series this year. Get the out. Yeah, he's like a really good hit. He did Duke Unc like last week. Jesus. Yeah, he's good. Yeah. He did all the Cubs home playoff games. He's the man. Holy. Yeah. You guys have spared no expenses. How do you the world. I don't know. I thought World Series was like Mariah Carey. He did one of the games. That's crazy. Did the snake guy do anything cool or. He's just a guy with a snake. He's just a running. He's a birthday party. Yeah. Where'd he go? He's part time at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Yeah. We have a ton of characters in the yak lore and he's one of them. Hell yeah. I was said I was telling everyone, like, a month ago, I went up to a buddy's kid's birthday party. I brought my kids. They were invited. And it was a reptile party. And I was like, I know who's gonna be doing this. Walk in. It's just him with all the snakes. Yeah. I was like, what's up, man? Put a tarantula on our face. The stains in front of the stars up here. That's centipede poop. Yeah. Smashed into the rug from Ollie. Centipedes. Where did he go? Is he just. I think first pitch you know. Yeah, business as usual. That's baseball. Do you guys have umps lined up? Yeah, I got. Yeah, I got a few. Yeah, I got a lure of umps. All right. I'm gonna bring in hockey officials, though. Full disclosure. It's your series, it's your. It's your home games. By the way, congrats to your brother. Yeah, not a bad sheet. What do you get eight times eight? Yeah. 80 million. No place for the. Not at all. Eight times eight is 64, but. Oh, 64. What does that mean? Oh, we're talking about a salary. Eight years. Yeah, I got eight years. Eight million. Oh, yeah. Your birth brother blood, as far as I'm concerned. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, I think so. We have the same mom, at least. How does that. Yeah, you probably get a taste of that, I guess. The mom. He's a cheap dog. I won't see any of it, but the mega millions. Would he pay for dinner? Yeah, of course. Okay. Yeah, yeah, he'll pay for dinner. Yeah. Yeah. Is that tough, though, because he's your little brother? It is, yeah. Yeah. That kind of sucks. Yeah. But what. I mean, you're on the yog off a day later. That's baseball. Yeah. It's like, hey, nice, 80 or 64 million dollar contract. I did the yug off today. Yeah. Some would argue that's. That's ball. Yeah. Hey, listen. No, this is the dream here. Was there some hockey guys up there? I. I thought I saw a few. Yeah, I know. I know one. He brought some men. Yeah, I knew one. One of the guys. I'm not gonna say his name, but I knew one of them. We got Rudy. I think we might have a Chicago Bear throwing out the first pitch tomorrow. Really? Yeah. Devin Hester. I love when hockey guys just know nothing. Devin Hester is my. I'm a Packer guy, Dana. But no, I thought. I thought you meant, like, he's on the team. He is on the team now. No, he's. Wait, can I get one? Yes. We got mini baseball helmets. Yeah. This is awesome, boys. Oh, yeah. We made shirts, too. We'll send you guys some shirts. Sick. Well, the jerseys were a nice touch, too. I'm. We. We just kind of came prepared, but maybe we tossed our. Those on tomorrow. Are you guys doing. Yeah. Thank you for that. Yeah. Are you guys doing a tour right now? No, no, we just. We're coming in for this and then actually we're going from here to the World Baseball Classic final. Oh. Because that's baseball. Wow. These guys are good, Dana. Wow. Are you going? At the end of the day, we're baseball guys, you know, I'm busy. I got stuff. We're baseball guys. Damn, Dana, I'm a baseball guy. Yeah, I saw you in the gambling cave. You're like, can anyone tell me some rivalry? Yes. Baseball for my speech. That's not true. Yeah, that's exactly what you said. Cubs, white. So if you think about you. You think. I didn't say that. Some idiots said that. But if you think about outside of Red Sox, Yankees, immediately, it's, like, kind of hard to, like, immediately think of something right outside of that, is it not baseball? Rival Cubs, Cardinal, Cubs, Cardinals, Giants, Dodgers. Yeah, but, like, nothing really hits like Red Sox, Yankees. I would say Cubs, Cards is pretty close, man. Massachusetts. Oh, I said Red Sox, Yankees. Come on, boys. We're supposed to be on my side here. It's hard, dude. I know it is. They're funny. They're funny as baseball guys. I thought you played baseball sophomore year. Yeah, I got cut. You don't have to say everything, man. What were you playing? Were you playing the hot corner? No. Kinda. Yeah. I was really good in Little League. What do you mean kinda? What's the hot corner? What? Third base. The third base? How do you kind of. Because, like, you. You kind of move around a lot. You do like third base one game, first base another. Is that a shift in JV baseball? So you weren't playing third base? No, I'm saying, like, I didn't have one position. I was very versatile. Oh, you utility guy? Yeah, pretty much. Great council. Yeah. But I was good in Little League. Like, pretty nasty. And then I. I don't know. I just stopped caring. Does anyone ever say they were bad in Little League? I don't think I've ever heard that. Just. You can't. I was like, yeah, I was sick. Like, no, I actually sucked in Little League. I don't think that happens. No one's ever said that. All right, so game two tomorrow? Yep. Same lineups. You guys gotta win. I know. We gotta. You gotta. I mean, I have Greg and Greg. Greg, Gucci, you. I know you're better than what you put out there on tape. I know I already said it multiple times, but I had these trident gun in my gum, in my mouth. It was minty gum. And it just. Was that the be my fault. That's on me. Like, I gotta do better than that. But the second that beer hit my mouth, I was like. I got stunned. And then Katic up there was yelling at me, and I looked up there. And I'm like, holy, that's home field. That's what it is, right? Like, it's my bad. But I. Tomorrow. Yeah, I'll be back better. No doubt. I'm worried about Greg. Yeah. Greg will not be better. No, he won't. He might be worse significantly. That's a guy who doesn't improve. That's a great quote. Yeah. It's so true, though. There's no. No improvement at all with him on any aspect. I thought he was going to demolish me when he picked up the cup slow, like, taking his time. I go, oh, no. He was cocky with. Oh, no. He was. Yeah. I don't know why you did that. It feels like you guys got a little better, so you got faster in the overtime, so. You know, I like our game. Yeah. I really do. We. I think I have a. A coaching thing I want to talk to about my partner with, but because my shoes are untied, like, that was. No, you're fine there. But I think. I think we're gonna be all right. Okay. It'll be all right. Game two, you know, game two has both hit 6,000 club or what? Okay. Maybe take the time to process what that could mean. You talking to me? I've got it. I'm not gonna share, but I've got it. Are you talking to me or. Yeah, all the competitors. Me, 6000 Club. Oh, on the Yugomatic. Yeah, the school. I did. Yeah. No, I didn't. Oh, there you go. Yeah, I did. You got. Okay, so that's. That's something to look your. Your last chug was your best one, right? Yeah, but it didn't feel the best. It did. It didn't. My second one. My second one felt. Yeah, I was gonna say yeah. Yeah. This warm up helped you? What were you on that in the final? You were four. You were low four. Four, three. First one was bad. Second, I'm not a good jogger. I used to be. I get a block. My. My throat gets blocked up now. I can feel it every time. You're good Little League. I was. Yeah, I. I was impressed. Is that not good? Chugging seem great. I used to be a lot better. Like, what are you touching? Like, two. Two. I was probably big cats. What in the two Mid twos? Yeah, really, really big guys. You should do one. If we were being honest, he could. I was like, probably late. Twos. Wow. High twos. But now I'm like four. What is Deutsche Deutsch? No, not 500. If Deutsch gets a hold of one. It's in the ones. Really? Yeah. So he just opens his throat like he goes full ditty with it. Like he just goes down. If he really gets the bat in the ball, it's what he gets. He'll be in the 10,000 range. He had a lot of processed pork before that. Doing better. Talking baseball. Yeah, dude. You guys are acting like I don't know baseball. I know baseball. Just because I. Red Sox, Yankees, Kevin Euclis, Kevin Millar. What are we talking? Chill. Game six, and I think game seven. How about you guys just talk baseball? Yeah, yeah. Talk baseball for a minute. Who's your favorite pitcher of all time? Closer Willis. Closer. Dontre Willis is a good. But closer. Eric Gagne. Yeah. I'm gonna go. Fernando. Rodney. Yeah, Rodney. I like his little sideways hat. The arrow I'm trying to bring. Yeah, No, I. Yeah, sideways hats are sick. Who's an underrated marlin? Underrated marlin. Oh, no. Well, you just said Dontre Willis, but that would be. Yeah, that's a good answer. Now you go, Dana. But he already said it doesn't count. What's. What's that guy's name? Jim Johnson or something? That's a NASCAR driver. Yeah, I know, but. I know. Marlins. Give me a second. Yeah, take a minute. There's no clock. The Marlon is like, slurring into here. You want to go. You expect me to just talk Marlins today? Big cat, correct me if I'm wrong. The Marlins were the team that beat the Cubs when Moises. All Lou in the apartment. Right? Yeah. Who the. I could say Josh Beckett, but he's not underrated. Soul patch Beckett. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good one. John Rocker. Yeah. I don't know, dude. They really don't have anyone that's like. No, it was the Marlin, the kid. We had the Marlins come in. Yeah, we had to catch her. And what. What's. What's his name? That was. I can't think. I've been thinking about it. Oh, what's his name? From the Orioles who went to the Marlins. Oh, the left hander. We like him. Yeah, Source. Source man. Yeah. Kyle Stowers. Oh, yeah. That guy's a marlin. That's a marlin. That's a marlin. That's a. Yeah, that's a marlin. Shout out to Lone Depot Park. Yeah, yeah. Good spot. Except when they took the thing away from the middle. The big outside. Yeah, yeah. Why can't I think about any. Like that's going. Is that where it is? The classic? Is there? Yeah. You feel like you're walking in like a glorified parking ramp. Yeah. And then you're at Lone Depot Park. Hey, Marlon. Dana. I'm trying like, obviously Miguel Cabrera, but like, I'm thinking of that 2000. Was it 2001? 2003. 3. I don't know who their second. Yeah, it's filth. I keep wanting to say Jose Vidro, but that's not accurate. No, no. I don't know, Kyle. To answer your question, I can't think of one. Marlin, maybe Louise. I mean, he's not underrated, but that counts. Might be underrated as a marlin. I'm thinking of an underrated marlin. I can't think of one. Dan Ugly is a good one. His forearms awesome for that. He has lifetime fitness forearms. Yeah. 56. And then he just sucked. Oh, yeah, he signed a big deal and just sucked. Steroids, man. Oh, go ahead. You had one, Kate. Speedy Lewis Castillo. Oh, oh, yeah, right there. Name another one, Kate. You guys already said Fernandez. Rip. Rip. Which was sad. I didn't want to say it because I don't want to bring you boys. How do you die, Kate? It's a downer. Bad sushi. Oh, you got it. It's because of the Mar. Marlins. No, out of the seat. Wait, I think you did. You accidentally just got it. Well, Dana. No, I said no. No, I didn't hear that. No, he was out with his. His guys and the weather took a turn, but it. So did the boat. You see, I think she accidentally got it. But that was a problem. That was. It didn't take a turn. Yeah, the boat didn't turn. It went right into the land. And then he died. He was with the Giants on that boat party. He was with Sean Kingston, but he got the worst of it. Should see the other. He had some bangers, huh? Sean Kingston? Yeah. He's in prison right now. Free him. His mom. Him and his mom were in cahoots. What did he do? Angston's in prison. Didn't. He was high too. Yeah, he had a bunch. He was just like going to CVS and only scanning like half the. No, I'm just watching you guys. Didn't he have like a self checkout scam at cvs? I don't know what it was. We had a bunch of schemes. I was in Miami, too. He hit the bridge, right, with his jet ski. Yeah, yeah, Straight into it. Damn, he was living the lyrics of that song. That's baseball. Shout out to sea do. That's good. Airbags on those things. Airbags. It's a lot of. Do they have airbags on jet skis? Don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah. Probably not a bad invention. It's not an invention at all though. It's not a bad invention. I mean, just in case you drive into a bridge instead of the whole rest of the ocean. Wouldn't that save a few lives a year? You know, they have them on wetsuits now. They have one on one airbags. I don't think you could feel bad for a jet ski death. Agree. The ocean is. I don't. That's not what I can be like. Oh man, that's so sad. It's like, that is. Dude, you're probably idiot on a jets. He kind of earned it. Yeah, like, we don't need more safety on jet skis. That's kind of a we. Let's leave that one to Darwin. Like, oh, I should have seen the Golden Gate bridge. Yeah, right. 90 of the planet. Yeah. Even if you go off the guardrails on the ocean, you're still on the ocean. You're just. More water. Water. Yeah. Took a wrong turn and now I found more water. Okay, excuse my language, but if you crash on a jet ski, you're a. I'm sorry. Like, yeah, like, yeah. But I think it's our official stance as a show now. We don't feel bad for jet ski deaths now. Passengers. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like a lot of times the passengers don't like what the driver's doing. Yeah, but you're a buzzy. You say something? Well, no then. Except that's kind of your fault for getting on that jet ski was with an idiot. Yeah. You had to know. Yeah. Like, it for sure sucks you died, but right you. I mean, you shouldn't have been driving into, you know, a Joe's Crab Shack. Yeah. You have the rest of the. Also have you guys been on jet skis, you just. You just take your hand off it? Yeah. To stop. Yeah, yeah. You unplug. Yeah, yeah. But you just like, you just lift your hand up and you're not going anymore. Yeah. I wonder how many jet ski deaths there are per year. Jamie, pull that up. You guys think Mike Cameron less than Mike Cameron? Seven maybe. Do you think there's more banana boat dust or jet ski dust? It was a white sock. Really? 45 to 50. Yeah. That's a lot. That's like more than shark attacks. I wonder what the. The cause of death. Drunken high. My aunt. Bad dust. I guess it could run out of gas deep in the ocean. My aunt Peggy got married later in life and instead of going on a honeymoon, her and her husband bought a boat that they called our honeymoon. And the very first time they took it out in the Wildwood harbor, kid on a jet ski ramped over a wave and landed right in the middle and crowd and like destroyed their boat. Oh, my God. It was like a 13 or 14 year old just on the loose of the jet ski. Everyone lived. Yeah. They had to like jump off the boat and the kid got like a little up. I know. It's a whole. Yeah, he just landed right on the boat. He like landed on their boat fornicating. The next thing you know, some kid lands. I know. You're on honeymoon. Yeah. 14 year olds are on spring break now renting jet skis. This was in Jersey. That makes sense. This was just a regular Tuesday. 54 is. That's all. Do we have our ump. That's a lot. He just walked by. Oh, yeah. Let's get him in the booth. I want to talk to him. Hey, yo. Oh, he's eating. He had a long day. It's with Dom, right? That was a pretty tough day. We came in from what, desk planes? I think he said, yeah, yeah, yeah, he needs a break. Yeah, let him have a hot dog. He needs a break. I do kind of want to talk to the engineer too. I'm fascinated by this. He kind of. Because how else behind me. How else would we have measured that? Like, there would have been a lot of time. Stopwatch. But like weight and spill and all that. I feel like there would be more arguing if it were not. But like, this guy's a genius. The object is to empty the glass. Right. But like, isn't anyone else curious? Like, I want to try that after. I want to see what my score is. Like, I. What are you saying, Brandon? Yeah, he is. Yeah. He's got a herniated disc saying, this is a very impressive invention that for this competition was probably unnecessary. I disagree way more. You, Brandon? Yeah, you, man. Been up for 80 hours. I solved the problem that you didn't even know you had. Br. Yes. Okay. Fair. Didn't know you were going to come shot out of a cannon like that. I mean, you went right at his invention. He didn't slept for a month. You guys heard what I said. I think it was an incredible invention and. And one the world needed. I'm not sure this competition needed it. That's all I said. Perfect for this competition. You could argue you don't need it. Anywhere else you could argue. This is. We need not another better opportunity. Yeah, a stopwatch and an empty glass. The only way you could sell this product is if the world starts doing yug offs. They might. Boys, you're going to be in charge of 3, 4 and 5. Are you using this or using stopwatch? We will give you one of these. I mean, do we have to license it from this guy? First of all, what kind of Adderall prescription helps you make something like this? PHX energy drink? I don't know. Yeah, all right, good answer. Great answer. I mean, we will. I mean, what do we want to do here? We can. I mean, they can fly with that, right? Yeah, you know you can. I don't know what's in it. Cool clock. Ahmed. You might not be able to fly with me. Can you tell us like why you felt compelled to? Like, I got to make this. Long story. Well, I'll shorten it. We had. My brother in law and I were working on something with similar utility and that sucked. And we said this would be much better to solve this problem. And then we kind of made some like this shitty prototype, sat in front of a fire and drank like 14 beers one night, just testing it and having fun and realized this actually has potential. Bring back beers. There you go. That's just trying to bring back beer. That's a good way to bond with the dude that your sister married. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's bud. That's family ball. Yeah, yeah. That's guy. What do you do for a living? Corporate. Like you manage services. Outsourcing. Yeah. Import. But how do you have such incredible engineering skills? I don't know. I don't know how to answer that. We outsourcing what though? I really don't want to bore you guys with the details. It's the most boring ever for 18 years in front of three monitors in my basement office. And Brandon, that's bad. Three monitors, that's heavy. I might. I'm getting some messages. I might quit my job Monday and just go all in. Yoga matic. I think you can sell these. This is fun at the bar. Genius. The socials are popping. People are asking me where to buy them. Yeah, love that. That's got information written all over. Can we. Can we give him a shout out on the socials? I. I got. I opened some socials last night because I'm way behind on this. Yeah, way behind. Four days ago, nothing. None of this existed, right? What? Brandon's fuming over there. Yeah, Brandon, look How mad he is. No, I just. I think it's a wonderful invention. Get. Get Brandon out there. See what his score is. Drink. You can't crack. Drink beer. I'm not. I'm not a beer drinker. So Dana, you have the record as of now. I mean, I did Deutsch beat me. I think Deutsch beat you. No, Deutsch beats redemption up man. It's the story of the day. I'm really stress five. I know. I just want to say about Deutsch, never meet your heroes. Cuz that was a. Yeah. Can we. Well, he'll sign your chest. Is Deutsch still here? Can we get a. This guy. Can we get a. Wait, I want to talk to the ump. Is the ump right there? Where is. That's Deutsche right there. I would say the last few days Deutsche has sounded like he needs a. Like he said he needed a break. He's puttering out. Well, he just keeps. For the holiday. He keeps just having guys come in and he just like. He doesn't welcome. He's basically like a hot girl at the SEC school. Like doing a welcome committee for every recruit. Yeah. Every guy shows up, he's like, all right, we'll go to the bar for three. Greg's here. Let me drink 15 beers. Yeah. Sir ump. What was your name? Tom. Tom, you're the best name. So this is your 12th sport? It is. So what are the other 11? Well, I could have you guessed, but you'd take a while. Okay. Baseball? Softball. Okay. Swimming. Okay. Diving. How do you ref swimming? Well, if somebody has to start him. Watch the finish. Yep. Okay. Make sure you do it properly. Okay. Done some flag football. Not big fan of it. Can't run. Okay. Basketball. Okay. Volleyball. Let's see, where am I at here? But you're at seven. Barely halfway my big one. I have in a couple hours water polo. Okay. You have water polo in a couple hours? What's that? You have water polo today? I do. You. Did you get in the pool? Yeah, no, I'm on the horse. Okay. On the horse. Where do you find a job like a water polo match? Like do you just go on Reddit and see if anyone needs anything? Well, no, it's not. It's the whole high school season. Okay. There's not very many of us. We got like 130 registered refs officials for water pole in the state. Okay. That's more than I. How many we got there so far? Too many. Floor hockey. Okay. I have done or pay. I have done Dodgeball. Okay, so it counts. Yeah, that does. You need one more. One more. And one where I have actually reft at some of the highest levels. I have refereed the Nash or. Sorry, the world championship men's semifinal in handball. Handball. Wow. And now yugging and yogging. This is maybe right at the top of the list now. Are you our ref tomorrow? I am. Oh, hell, yes. Let's go. I love that. I love. Are you certified in cpr? I have been. It's passed. But, you know, I can call someone out. Yeah, okay. Yeah. What do you mean you can call the phone? Come. You can dial 91 1, drive down to Chicago, get here whenever. We had a guy dying here from a young concept. You get here within the next hour. It's not really a rush. Bring a shovel. We were. We were sitting back there trying to explain what this was to him, and we just gave up. We're like, dude, I don't know, man. Like, we're just drinking beers. My 12th sport sits like an umpire. I was looking for the rule book last night. I didn't find a rule book. But you guys got it straightened out for me today. Yeah. Who's playing baseball now? Yeah, it's just baseball. What sports fans give you the most crap? I'd say basketball. Really? Basketball? Yeah. More than softball. You know, a little bit there, but, you know, I just look at them and they shut up when I look at them. Okay. Basketball. I have to turn around and go, I know I'm not gonna hear anything more the rest of the day. Right. And then they shut up. Basketball players. No, probably coaches, but more the fans. They. Everybody think. Everybody knows basketball, so they think they can, you know, they can draft better than the refs. Right. So do you ever get, like, praise or positive feedback for a good performance? Every day. Every day. You do? Yeah, most times. Most times, people actually very much appreciate us. Do you? Good to hear. Does it make you feel good when players come after the game and give you, like, a pound? Big time. Okay. All right. Because I go out of my. Not to make about myself. I go out of my way to do that big time. And it happens most of the time. Yeah. Men's league at all. At all levels. Yeah. Can you be bribed or no? You could try. Okay. It probably wouldn't work. Okay. No. Everyone has a price, right? But I'm thinking, is J back? I haven't seen him. Okay. You ever go out in your ump gear, like the dinner or something like that? Well, you know, like in swimming, diving, or water Pole. I'm in all whites. I just go out and sell ice cream after. Really? What? Wait, what? Believe them. We have to. We have to wear all white, top to bottom, shoes, pants, shirt. Make sure. Make sure you don't go out in the woods in a random area with other guys wearing all white. All the water polo. Yeah, I'm going to my water polo meeting. Brandon had a bunch of water polo refs. Why are you wearing a pillowcase with the eyes hole cut out? Then I would wear that out, get some free water. I'm confused about the ice cream. Are you just like, oh, I'm in all whites, I might as well go sell ice cream. No, I was just joking. Oh, it would. Damn it. Damn it, Tom. I'm ready for it. Tom. Sneaking some pesky. I thought you baskin robins. How many? So why are you in a circle with the cross burning in the middle anyway? Does every sport have a different get up, a different costume you have to put on? Like, is your closet just full of striped shirts and I just have different bags so I make sure I grab the right thing, the right whistle, the right shoes. Shoes. I mean, black and stripes for basketball, whites for other things. Baseball. What I'm basically wearing now. Yeah. You like the pad? Do you like the big pad I had? I love you put the cage on right before. I would hate if you threw. I only use the pad. I don't use the other stuff underneath. I. I don't even own it. Oh, wow. Yeah. Try having 10 year olds pitch at you. They. They can't catch. So it goes all over notes for tomorrow. Do you have like a thing to keep? I have it in my pocket. Yeah. I love that device. What's it called? He's got it right there. Got my indicator. You have anything to sweep the home plate in because in case it gets kind of just greasy, you know. Yeah. So I'm gonna dig in tomorrow. Yeah. I would say, Tom, like if I had one tip for you, I. I wouldn't mind at least one of these games in the seven game series being a total ref show. Yeah, yeah. We need like this guy. Yeah. What the hell? Are in Los Angeles next week. I'll be there next weekend. Oh, we just make it about you. Yeah. Really make it. Really have everyone p. I want screenshots. Being like, this call sucked. Yeah. Someone in your face screaming at you, spit everywhere. You have to go get a penicillin shot after just one game. Some guy with furnace face just right in your face, drunk on whiskey. All right, Tom. Great. It's great to have you. We'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow, man. Thank you. Yeah. One of you guys get tossed, I get tossed. Mark, what's going on with that charcuterie? 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I guess. Thank you. What? I don't know. You hit more with your without the blindfold. I. I probably took about 25 swings with no blindfold before we live in. When we were live, I hit one non foul ball. Like contact. It was. It was A good hit would have been a. So are you're counting this as a certified 100 win? No. No, not necessarily. I mean, I think I. I think I proved people right. I got a hit with a blindfold on. Okay. Yeah. And then I had one hit. I. I took 10 swings, maybe with a blindfold on, and I got one hit. I can't argue with that. How we doing? I'd like to, but I can't. How'd the yog off go? Yog off was incredible. Electric. Dana's up. One nothing. Hell, yeah. Go, Dana. Yeah. You in a cheese board? Yeah. I wasn't on camera, but I slow watched Dana, with his baseball gloves on, slowly try to unfurl a pepperoni rose and just. It's a thing of beauty, you know? You can take them off, right? Nope. That's baseball. Yeah. Leave it them on. That's ball. Yeah. Thank you. I like the eye black, too. I was gonna say pre game, but I didn't want to. You know. Listen, the unfortunate part of all this is we're all probably gonna end up being best friends. That is unfortunate. That is gonna happen. Yeah. Yeah. There's nothing you could do about. And that's gonna suck. Yeah. I'm gonna end up making friends out of this whole thing, and that's a shame. They're just gonna keep that spaceball anyway. That's ball. Yeah. What are you gonna do, Dan, if you win this, like, it's. It's been embraced by the entire hockey community, you're just gonna be. Here's the thing. You might license it back to them. I'm not trying to copyright anything or anything like that, but that's literally what we're doing this for. Right? That's. Legally. I'm not trying to. But mentally, you know, I don't know. He's undermining the whole thing. Something's like Survivor. What's it called when you're like, survivor's guilt, but baseball, like, you might be guilty because now everyone feels like they have to go through you to say it. Like, it's kind of a major responsibility. It is. And I don't expect. When people. When Charlie McAvoy is saying, I don't. I don't think he got it from me. I think he got it from you guys, which is totally fair. But they got it from you, which is what you think. So Same. Right. If you go by the time stamps. Listen, we're only in game one. No, let's get it back out there. When's the first time you heard Us say it, like, five days after I said it, like in a clip or something? Yeah. You think that was the first time they ever said it? Probably. I mean, listen, man. Is it fair to. Is it fair to believe that they've had a podcast a while and probably said it before that? Is there evidence? I mean, he was in Trader Joe's wearing full baseball gear in what, the middle of the summer? Yeah, but did you say I wore baseball gear when we did our. I don't know, our game time thing? Yeah. You did. You wore baseball gear in Little League? I did. That's baseball? Yeah. That's porn. No, it's. It's a phrase that's for everybody, but they obviously a pauperized. If it's a phrase for everybody, why did you make this big stink about it? Because I would like to. I would like it to be known that I said it first. That's what matters. But do you think that we saw you say it and then took it 100%. So you think that we. So. So we're thieves? Yeah. Yes. Which. Which. That's baseball. Because, I mean, I've done that. That's what we're doing. I love it. Yeah. I mean, people steal, right? You steal bases. We have Air Force ones on, like, this whole community revolve. Anyway, it's like, we. I don't think we wouldn't steal from anybody. So that's like kind of the hiccup here. It's like thinking that you. You think we stole, but we didn't. It might have been a. Like, you. One of your boys said it because they heard the yak. Yeah, one of those situations. Yeah. You guys. But I also didn't make up. That's baseball. No, I did. Right? Yeah. No, actually, you guys all stole from. Yeah, I did. Way back in. Hey, Brandon, do you have the White Sox cup? Yep. Oh, the truck. No, actually, he's just going to go home. Going home. Going home. That was incredible. You don't have to go home and stay here. Well played, Brandon. Missouri's down five for, like, 20 seconds, so. Good. I need to get on this board. All right, tj, let's. Let's spin the wheel. We have game two tomorrow. Ready? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of do or die for us in some sorts, right? Like, can't drop two on the road. No, the intro won't be as game one. I went all out. I like this. I appreciate that. Yeah. I mean, it's. I mean, it's the finals, right? Yeah. Oh, oh, this is Pete. Socks for a week. One spin office. Or I think it's just us or no. Yeah, do office. Okay. Oh, man. Missouri. Bartle. Greg's just gonna have to go home. Hank. Oh, hey, sorry. Love that. He's probably gonna love doing it because, like, it makes my golf game better. Yeah, something like that. All right, boys. See you everyone. Tomorrow, game two, gambling cave. We're gonna be live gambling cave for the rest of the day and night, so tune in. All right, that's baseball. That's bas. It's the act. Get your straws Y style. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop or do a Yankee act. It's the act. That's baseball, baby. Go watch the cave stream. Love you guys. See to my wife.