THE M.I.L.K. DRAFT: We All Latch On To Mama Brandon's Chest | The Yak 5-12-26

Summary

THE YAK – THE M.I.L.K. DRAFT: We All Latch On To Mama Brandon’s Chest

Barstool Sports | The Yak | May 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak centers on the highly anticipated "M.I.L.K. Draft," an uproarious, gross-out, stunt-laden contest where the crew assembles custom “milk” blends from absurd and often disgusting ingredients, culminating in chugging the concoctions out of prosthetic breasts worn by Brandon Walker ("Mama Brandon"). Between waves of laughter and mock horror, the crew banters about parenting, southern culture, internet virality, and the eternal Barstool themes of friendship, competition, and bad decision-making. It’s The Yak at its weird, creative, and boundary-pushing best.

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Main Cast for the Episode

• Big Cat (Dan Katz)
• Brandon Walker
• KB (Kyle Bauer, aka KBNoSwag)
• Nick
• Danny
• Kate
• Eddie
• Zah
• Steven Cheah
• Titus

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Key Segments and Timestamps

Note: All timestamps are approximate to help listeners navigate the episode for key moments.

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1. Opening Banter, Announcements, Nostalgia (01:49 – 06:55)

• The usual crew, hyped for “Draft Day,” launches into banter while plugging sponsors and reminiscing about classic Yak episodes.
• Next week’s programming will include fan-favorite reruns, with submissions requested for what episodes to rebroadcast.
• Brandon, already in character, dons prosthetic breasts (and a bra) for the upcoming M.I.L.K. draft challenge. Danny protests having to wear the bra for two hours:

  “But I'm the only one wearing a bra for two hours.” – Danny (02:26)

• Jokes abound about who may or may not motorboat, and about the realistic quality and tactile sensation of the fake breasts.
• The group contemplates the discomfort and weirdness of grown men breastfeeding and the universal confusion of toddlers.

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2. Breastfeeding & Gross-Out Humor (06:56 – 11:00)

• The conversation rapidly devolves into breastfeeding talk, bodily fluids, and breast milk fetishes.
• Kate offers educational tidbits about lactation (multiple ducts, “milk shoots out in ten directions”).
• Several members reflect on the journey from expecting breastfeeding to be “sexy” to encountering its messy reality.
• Big Cat anticipates the episode will attract “kink” watchers:

  “...there are thousands upon thousands of men whose kink is breast milk. That me up. And we're about to do it.” – Big Cat (07:47)

• The episode is self-aware, gleefully acknowledging its meme potential and the certain disgust of future generations revisiting the footage.

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3. Barstool Lore & Viral Moments (09:01 – 13:38)

• A sense of pride as the Yak is featured in mainstream press—the Ottawa Citizen covers an inside running bit involving “Hoyt Stanley.”
• Kate celebrates being mentioned in a birding trade journal, to escalating amusement and confusion.
• Twitter trends, men’s fashion in Austin, and the new “shrink” meme are debated—mostly as a chance to riff on gatekeeping and the internet’s cycle of micro-trends.
• Light mocking of Nicky Smokes and general “guy at the bar” tropes.

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4. Golfing Debates & “No Gimmes” (13:50 – 17:31)

• Danny tells a story about golfing with Big T, who refuses to allow “gimmes” and insists all putts go in, even during casual play:

  “We did not spend 10 minutes on this hole not to see the ball go in the hole. It has to go in the hole every time.” – Big Cat recounting Big T (14:21)

• The group debates if finishing every putt is orthodox, whether that changes if you’re “playing for money,” and if it matters in a two-person round.
• Jokes about whether golfing “titted” will help the swing (“might help your swing,” “keep you on balance” – 17:24).

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5. “Least Racist-Off” & Social Media Flare-Ups (20:08 – 21:47)

• Brandon confesses regret over a recent, ill-advised Twitter argument defending Mississippi and lamenting the rapid “racial discourse” arms race with LSU.

  “I got too sensitive. I'm like, Mississippi’s a lot better place than people think it is. And now I got everybody on the Internet saying, can I help you with the exercise?” – Brandon (20:51)

• The futility of nuanced discussion on Twitter is emphasized, reinforced by:

  “Maybe before you tweet, be like, hey, I'm about to have a nuanced conversation about race relations in America. Where should I do it? Twitter?” – Big Cat (21:11)

• Laughter at cable-news logic and mockery of social media pile-ons.

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6. Side Riffs: OnlyFans, Rachel Dolezal, Boats (22:47 – 25:48)

• A meandering pit-stop at viral white-women-in-the-news moments, leading to tongue-in-cheek observations on the inner sanctums of “perv markets.”
• Zah details his recent foray into buying/selling collectible Livvy Dunne cards to sell to “pervs.” The group wonders if the perv market is just a pyramid scheme of guys buying for other guys who think pervs exist.
• “Have you ever been invited by a woman on a boat?”—a debate on gender and boat owning, which snowballs into a bit about having ridden “four unique pussies and four boats.” (24:52)

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7. M.I.L.K. DRAFT BEGINS! (28:02 – 46:21)

Key Segment: Building the Blends

Ingredients for the letters M.I.L.K. (each team must draft one for each letter; plus a “Greedy” pile for unlucky wheel spins):

• M: Maple syrup, mushroom soup, Miralax (laxative), Mango Madness
• I: Italian style bean and pasta soup, Italian Wedding soup, ice, Italian antipasta, Icebreaker sours, Olive Garden Italian dressing
• L: Lemon, lasagna soup, light tuna, Los Calientes hot sauce, Lagunitas beer
• K: Ketchup, Kikoman soy sauce, Kimchi sauce, Korma curry, Ken’s chunky blue cheese

Plus, in the Greedy pile: baby food (ham/beef), Oakland Coliseum dirt, and peppers.

Draft Dynamics

• The draft works “wheel of fate” style: each team spins for their letter ingredient, can be “greedy” and risk a bonus (often bad) ingredient.
• Constant negotiation, trash-talking, and strategizing as teams try to avoid the worst combos (e.g., tuna + milk, dirt in the blend).
• The dirt jars (Oakland Coliseum dirt) become a running joke, with Eddie evangelizing their “high upside” and others being repulsed and intrigued in equal measure:

  "The ceiling of dirt is dirt.” – KB (53:41) “If dirt ends up being good, he had the greatest draft of all time. The upside is insane.” – Big Cat (60:00)

Draft Standouts

• A ridiculous enthusiasm (and skepticism) about the potential “upside” of dirt in a milkshake (and risking getting triple or quadruple dirt in the blend).
• The draft is lighthearted chaos, filled with mock-serious discussions of strategy.
• The crew taunts each other about possible trades (laxative for syrup, dirt for drinks), ultimately locked in by wheel spins.

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8. The Blending, The Suckling – The M.I.L.K. Draft Finale (67:31 – 140:00)

Loading the Blends (67:31 – 116:20)

• Teams blend up their noxious ingredient combos.
• Frequent complaints about consistency, smell, and the sheer horror of what awaits.
• Delighted/dreaded anticipation as the M.I.L.K. blends are poured for eventual chugging.

Who Has to Suckle? The Eliminator Wheel (90:03 – 115:00)

• The crew decides only one unlucky person must “suckle” the concoction from the prosthetic titty (the others can use cups).
• An elaborate "eliminator" wheel battle ensues between Eddie and Danny for sucking “nipple.” The luck and strategy of adding/removing wheel slices becomes a fast-paced mind game.
• Triumph and relief as Eddie emerges as the (un)lucky candidate.

  “Eddie’s a gambler here. If dirt ends up being good, he had the greatest draft of all time. The upside is insane.” – Big Cat (60:00)

Tasting & Reactions (116:20 – 140:50)

Notable Quotes:

• “It shoots right down your throat... It’s high psi.” – Big Cat on the spray power (122:55)
• “That was the worst thing we’ve done... by far.” – Kyle (136:25)
• “I want to go home.” – Brandon Walker (143:57)
• “We’re a titty show now.” – Big Cat (138:18)

Highlights:

• Each team member takes their turn sucking, sipping, and (often) spewing their respective blend, with genuine gags, retches, and attempts to power through.
• Most agree the blue cheese, tuna, and Miralax combos are especially foul, but dirt delivers the signature gritty finish.
• Emotional moment as Big Cat, covered in titty-induced vomit, contemplates:

  “I went in and got on that nipple... and it was just... It just shoots. It just goes right down your throat instantly. And then you're just like. I'm sitting on a grown man's lap, drinking out of his nipple, choking on dirt. It just all happens so fast. For what reason? I don't know.” (136:52)

• The entire room is overcome by stench, mess, and a dazed sense of accomplishment/shame.
• “Mama” Brandon, still dripping titty fluid, reflects on his maternal journey.

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9. Reflection, Recovery, and The Bond of the Breast (140:50 – 145:00)

• The team enters post-nut clarity, grappling with the reality they may have sacrificed any remaining shot at mainstream careers.
• Kate asks if they feel “more bonded now,” and surprisingly, everyone agrees the shared ordeal has tightened the group.
• Laughter turns to resignation as they realize “the titties” are now an inescapable part of the show’s future.
• Brief speculation on the real intended use of prosthetic breasts – could this be educational? Is there a “baby booby Bonanza” toy?
• Final sign-off with wishes for Mother’s Day and half-hearted self-congratulation.

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “There are thousands upon thousands upon thousands of men whose kink is breast milk. That me up. And we're about to do it.” – Big Cat (07:47)
• “The ceiling of dirt is dirt.” – KB (53:41)
• "If dirt ends up being good, he had the greatest draft of all time. The upside is insane.” – Big Cat (60:00)
• “It shoots right down your throat... It’s high psi.” – Big Cat (122:55)
• “We’re a titty show now.” – Big Cat (138:18)
• “I went in and got on that nipple… and it was just… It just shoots. It just goes right down your throat instantly. And then you're just like. I'm sitting on a grown man's lap, drinking out of his nipple, choking on dirt. It just all happens so fast. For what reason? I don't know.” – Big Cat (136:52)
• “I want to go home.” – Brandon Walker (143:57)

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Notable Episode Themes & Moments

• Disgusting, Creative Competition: Classic Yak content, pushing the envelope of what’s considered “gross-out” comedy.
• Genuine Chemistry: The M.I.L.K. draft is both a celebration and a test of the group’s camaraderie, with underlying affection evident beneath the taunts and chaos.
• Self-Awareness: The show is hyper-aware of both its meme potential and its place in Barstool/esports/lower-tier pop-culture taxonomy, often snarking about audience kink, future embarrassment, and the collapse of professional aspirations.
• Mother’s Day Tie-In: Threads of actual reflection on parenting, intimacy, and “feeding” sneak in, providing an ironic edge to the proceedings.
• Enduring Yak Lore: “The Titties” have now joined “The Wheel,” “The Dirt,” and “Tunnel” as recurring characters in The Yak’s mythos.

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For the Uninitiated

If you haven’t heard this episode, expect high-concept, low-dignity comedy from a crew who revel in coming up with group stunts that are as disgusting as they are inventive. There’s a strong through-line of genuine, if chaotic, friendship—and an open invitation to the audience to join for the repulsion, joy, and in-jokes.

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For More

• Watch/Listen on Barstool Yak YouTube for the full visual grossness.
• Full ingredient list, wheel spins and blend recipes can be found on Barstool community pages and episode notes.

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Happy Mother’s Day from The Yak!

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

Whoa.

[Danny]

Hello.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God.

[Danny]

Here.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's nice.

[Eddie]

Doesn't look out of the ordinary.

[Brandon Walker]

It's perfect.

[Big Cat]

It actually feels incredible.

[Danny]

It's why you guys are making me wear them for two hours. Why I. Why not at the end? Why couldn't I put it on at the end?

[Big Cat]

You're the only one not drinking anything, right?

[Danny]

But I'm the only one wearing a bra for two hours.

[Brandon Walker]

Want to switch for the record?

[Big Cat]

Ah. Got him.

[Brandon Walker]

It was only. It was only big cat that promised not to titty you. I don't know if I'll be.

[Danny]

None of you are titty. Me?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know, Brandon.

[Kyle]

When you take your shirt off, I don't know what's gonna happen.

[Big Cat]

I actually don't.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna titty him.

[Big Cat]

The craziest part is I can't really notice a difference.

[Eddie]

I seriously though, you look like the

[Brandon Walker]

guy that died in Fight Club.

[Danny]

Tits.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, I guess that's the one appropriate name.

[Eddie]

It looks normal when you're laying back like that.

[Big Cat]

Everyone excited?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm really excited, by the way.

[Big Cat]

So next week, because it's Surviving Bar. So we're gonna do. Wyatt had a really good idea, and we got to figure out how to do this. We're going to replay five of the best Yak episodes as if they were live at noon central Monday through Friday. So we need. Maybe we want. We don't want to do like one that was happened like six months ago. We want to do ones that people like, have no idea what back when like 20000 people were watching the show.

[KB]

It's a good idea.

[Danny]

So we need.

[Big Cat]

We need submissions. Anyone who. Any fans who have ideas because we want to keep everyone's routine so it'll be fun. And they're gonna clip it live, like it's live in the chat.

[Brandon Walker]

Reacting like it's live.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. There's. I mean, there's episodes. I might watch one of them because there are definitely episodes where I will not be able to remember anything.

[Danny]

Toaster.

[KB]

Not a thing.

[Brandon Walker]

It's impossible to remember.

[Danny]

He's good.

[Big Cat]

Tunnel would be good. Even though that's somewhat recent.

[Brandon Walker]

That's my all time favorite.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think tunnel.

[Kyle]

Tunnel is pretty good.

[Big Cat]

But yeah.

[Kyle]

Was tunnel the first time Chef Donnie was on the show? And he wasn't just like a chef or cooking or you know, like a tunnel expert. He was tunnel expert. Some context other than just him dropping off food for Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it was in New York. We bought a reverse squirt gun. So you pull the trigger and it squirts you in the face. And we got him with it. And I think that was really the extent of Chef Donnie.

[Kyle]

That's all. He's grown so much since then.

[Big Cat]

He was squirt gun guy.

[Danny]

He was.

[Brandon Walker]

He was reverse squirt gun guy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

People in the bars were coming up to him.

[Big Cat]

Squirk a guy.

[Zah]

How you doing, Brandon?

[Danny]

It's fine.

[Big Cat]

So we're gonna do draft.

[Kyle]

We have feel. Brandon. They feel right. They.

[Big Cat]

They feel incredible.

[Kyle]

Like good tits from. To me feel incredible. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wait, wait. Can I actually. Can you stand up?

[Kate]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Wait no, no, no.

[Big Cat]

Now lead me.

[Brandon Walker]

Like mother, like son. Wait, Brandon, big cat, don't have you ever.

[Big Cat]

Dude, do the reverse. Dude, do behind. Do the behind. Titus. Titus, get two hands behind.

[Brandon Walker]

You already motorboated the mother.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Oh, they're good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, the nipples are really good. And like, have you guys seen the bear titty yet? Oh, yeah, the nipple hue is.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God, the PSI on these bad boys too. Really? It squirts.

[Big Cat]

Squirts.

[Brandon Walker]

It's gonna get messy in here.

[Danny]

Oh, man, how y' all carry these things around.

[Big Cat]

Shout out.

[Danny]

Shout out.

[Big Cat]

My youngest, his birthday today. Oh, he's gotta go to work.

[KB]

He doesn't still BreastFeed, does.

[Big Cat]

He's three.

[KB]

Oh, but he remembers it. Probably.

[Big Cat]

Probably not.

[KB]

Like two years ago.

[Big Cat]

They don't remember remember that.

[Kate]

It was like a Time magazine cover or something that went viral. It was a kid just standing, fully standing up at nipple height, just breastfeeding still.

[Big Cat]

I feel like 3 year old.

[KB]

Dude, two years ago I was in the balloon. I remember that vividly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we should put that one that.

[KB]

That episode was a great episode.

[Kate]

No, but Big Customer is a good episode.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[KB]

Yeah. Have you ever asked him if he remembers it?

[Big Cat]

If he remembers what?

[KB]

Breastfeeding.

[Big Cat]

No, I have not.

[KB]

They probably do. It was only a few years ago.

[Danny]

You ever Talked to your 3 year old about breastfeeding?

[Zah]

No, I've not.

[Danny]

About titties?

[Big Cat]

No. Three year olds are dumb. Like in a cute way. He did this entire last two weeks he's. He's thought every day he woke up it was his birthday. And then he got confused about birthday, Christmas. So one morning he was like, santa come? No. And then he went to a birthday party and thought it was for him. Oh, what is someone else's. There's a lot of confused.

[KB]

Three. I'm misassessing three.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, three's the cutest age. It's just fun. And they don't know. Say dumb things. Yeah, it's good.

[KB]

They do.

[Big Cat]

It's good.

[Kyle]

Breastfeeding was something that I thought would be sexier when I was. I think it is when I was like in high school and I was like, oh my God. Yeah, chicks just whip their tits out. And I was like, that's. That's hot. That's so hot. And now having gone through it the past year.

[Danny]

Yeah, just.

[Kyle]

It's just not.

[Big Cat]

No, it's also. It's kind of like. You don't want to think it's almost like watching. No, I mean, you see. But you don't watch.

[Danny]

You watch.

[Big Cat]

There's a big difference.

[Danny]

You watch the unleashing.

[Big Cat]

No, there's no. You see. You don't watch.

[Danny]

Yeah, correct.

[Big Cat]

You see it in your.

[Danny]

You're aware that it's there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, but you're not.

[KB]

You're not like, oh, is there, like, a window afterwards?

[Danny]

But I'll always watch the unveiling.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they. They have, like, a torch and everything.

[Danny]

I'll always watch that.

[Big Cat]

The whole. They bring out this old dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Ever since I saw the diagram that showed, like, the ducts, it. It almost ruined titties for me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it was a real knock hole.

[Kate]

There's, like, 10.

[Brandon Walker]

I know.

[Kate]

I know that the milk shoots out in, like, ten different directions, so.

[Big Cat]

Remember a couple days ago, we were talking about the universe, and Dana was freaking out, and he's like, I can't. I can't think about this. That's me. When I think about, like, there are thousands upon thousands upon thousands of men whose kink is breast milk. That me up. And we're about to do it. Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Someone will jack off to this episode.

[Big Cat]

Yes. 100.

[Brandon Walker]

This will have to be the most jacked episode, right, Kyle?

[Big Cat]

Wet.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Kyle.

[Danny]

Right?

[Brandon Walker]

We had some foot episodes.

[Zah]

We don't have a milking room here, right?

[Kate]

We don't. Certainly don't call it a milking.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, I'm gonna be first in line every morning.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Kate, what are we supposed to call it?

[Kate]

Yeah, what? The breast. The lactation room. The breastfeeding. The. The pump.

[Zah]

The lactation room is so much better.

[Danny]

We have one in New York, right?

[Kate]

Yes, we did.

[Big Cat]

We got a yug station.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Kind of the same thing. Dana's milking room. Before we start, you started telling me a story, but t. Did you send it to tj?

[Brandon Walker]

I did.

[Big Cat]

This is great. Whenever the yak makes the actual newspaper, I get a little thrill.

[Danny]

The what?

[Brandon Walker]

We infiltrated the msm.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We did it. We made it to the newspaper.

[Brandon Walker]

The Ottawa Citizen.

[Big Cat]

How Senator's prospect Hoyt Stanley became a fan favorite on one of barstool's biggest shows.

[Brandon Walker]

He has one of the best quotes I've ever heard in a. Ever read.

[Kate]

Did they call him to ask him about.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he.

[Big Cat]

All right, wait. Oh, it's.

[Danny]

We can read the whole thing.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This one.

[Big Cat]

Go back. It had nothing to do with my ability to play hot. It was more, my name is Hoyt. Amazing. Every comment saying Hoyt to his shock. This wasn't a prank. Yeah, it was a sauce. Scroll down. Oh, My God. Yak has many running bits. One of them just happens to be the co host Nicks around. He dearly desires to befriend True named Hoyt.

[Danny]

A daily show show involving a random cast of Barstow employees shooting the breeze.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

My entire life, I've wanted to Hoyt my crew. Multiple Hoids. My crew.

[Zah]

I have none.

[Big Cat]

And I was wondering if you wanted to. Completely up to you. Do you want to be my first Hoyt? Hey, we still do.

[Zah]

In the state room.

[Danny]

Obliged.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, that's so good.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's.

[Big Cat]

This is exactly how he saw his NHL career starting. Having just called up for this.

[Eddie]

You guys were talking about old episodes, inside jokes. I don't even know what this means.

[Brandon Walker]

This wasn't too, too long ago. Two years ago. Yeah, I just wanted. I wanted. I thought it'd be funny to have just like all my boys are white.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Time in would be awesome as well.

[Kate]

The ax also in Audubon, the most recent. It finally came out.

[Brandon Walker]

Your bird magazine.

[Danny]

Or you're in it.

[Kate]

Oh, they mentioned the act. Because in the bird magazine. Yeah, they mention it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

By the way, birder's not doing so well right now with this. Oh, I know. The hantavirus guy.

[Kate]

I know they go to watch birds at landfills.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he. He's the reason he went to a landfill to watch birds. And he just, like, started eating rat poop, I think.

[Kyle]

Oh, why would.

[Big Cat]

I might have mixed up the end of it. Why would you do that?

[Kate]

My parents. My parents took me to Lanchester landfill once to watch birds. So I get it. There's a ton of big crows at the top.

[Big Cat]

Talking about Lancaster.

[Kate]

Lanchester. It's in Lancaster.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Kate]

you're thinking of Rockchester.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw a tweet today, too, of making fun of dudes in Austin. And they took a candid photo of a bunch of dudes saying, a restaurant in Austin.

[Big Cat]

Fogwin.

[Brandon Walker]

They got our boy.

[Big Cat]

Damn it.

[KB]

That's Fugman.

[Big Cat]

Read the tweet, Brandon.

[Danny]

In Austin, I noticed a new omnipresent look among the men. Baseball hat with salad coming out of the back. Heavy scruff. No tan, white muscle shirt under plaid, button down. Jack Donahue, mlb, white construction worker. Chic, sudden, identical. And everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

Stepford Bros. And that furthest boy. Oh, our guy.

[Kyle]

That's actually him.

[Brandon Walker]

They got our guy

[Kyle]

just sitting there. Damn. Also, am I crazy? Like, pull that back up. Those three guys don't look anything alike.

[KB]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I also hate these articles. It's like, I don't There's a shitload of dudes in the world. Or a tweet, some of them are gonna look alike. And yeah, we do. Popular trends do dictate how people dress.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's true. Sorry, my bad. Proof for all time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Do you want everyone to be completely.

[KB]

I've noticed there's a lot of guys like that. Like overly observant cunts.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Like, really analyze and assess, like, traits of men.

[Kate]

And what is he wearing?

[Eddie]

And how do you not get a better picture?

[Big Cat]

The tide shifting a little on that because there's the whole burner verse that they'll, they'll just take a picture of a dude at a bar and be like, shrink. And now people will be like, what were you talking. He's just wearing a regular shirt I've been seeing. Talking about. Yeah, like, that's just a guy. You're the weirdo for taking a picture of a dude at a bar.

[Danny]

I'm done with the word shrink too.

[Big Cat]

Why so.

[Danny]

But it's just it anybody posting, just shrink. I just, I don't like.

[Kyle]

What does it mean? I don't know this one.

[Brandon Walker]

It means it's like the opposite. Throw the game.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Less of this is like, Nicky Smokes is golfing now.

[Brandon Walker]

Shot up the game.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't agree with that.

[Kyle]

Got it.

[Danny]

You don't agree with not liking shrink or.

[Big Cat]

No, I don't. I, I, I don't like shrink, and I don't agree with anyone that says shrink the game.

[Brandon Walker]

To Nicki, every shrink tweet is a, A photo of a dude having the best time ever.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Zah]

Do a lot of people say that to Nicky Smokes about golf?

[Big Cat]

I would assume so, yeah. Yeah. It's just gatekeeping. Something that's fun. It's like, I don't know. It's fun. People should just live their lives. The. Speaking of golf, real quick. The most big T thing ever.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Give no guys whatsoever.

[Danny]

I've been saving this one, but I went and played golf with Big T on Saturday, brought him up to my club and in Wisconsin. And we, we went around, had a great time. He brought a speaker. We listened to a little country music, played golf. He shot like a 117. I shot a 97. Bad golf. But every time I would get within a foot, two feet, I would go to pick my ball up. He said, no, no, just two guys going around the course. And he was like, no, you can't do it.

[Zah]

That's crazy.

[Danny]

We did not crazy. We didn't spend 10 minutes on this Hole. Not to see the ball go in the hole. It has to go in the hole every time. And I would go down to pick my ball up. He'd say no, and then I just put it out and I missed one of them.

[Big Cat]

Ah, yeah.

[KB]

There you go.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess he was vindicated.

[Kyle]

Were you playing for money?

[Danny]

No, we weren't. We barely keeping score. There were some holes where he just stopped playing and said, all right, just give me an eight.

[Big Cat]

Oh. So did that. Yeah, what the fuck?

[Danny]

But it was like, I. I, no gimmes, and just two guys running around a course. I. It was just crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that is crazy.

[Zah]

You shot a 96 then.

[Danny]

Who, me?

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Because I would have given you that.

[Danny]

No, I. I counted it.

[Big Cat]

No, but I would have given.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you counted it as.

[Danny]

I did not penalize myself for missing that gimme. Yes is what I'm saying.

[Zah]

And also, he probably goes higher than 8 on a lot of those.

[Danny]

It was. It was. It was. Was such a relaxing day. We're listening to Alan Jackson and George Straight. We're just. I even had a beer. Couldn't be better. The weather was good Saturday, and the wind's blowing through our hairs. We're ripping around the course. And then he's like, no, don't do it. And. And he's. I love Big T. One of my favorites, but that was a very.

[KB]

That's why I like him.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's. He's a stickler.

[KB]

He's a stickler compulsion. He wants to see the ball go in the hole to signify the ending of that round.

[Danny]

No gimmicks.

[Kate]

I kind of get that, though. The whole point is to get the

[Danny]

ball in the hole. Right.

[Big Cat]

But.

[Danny]

But, like, if we're playing with your boys, you're like, yeah, it's good, man.

[Kate]

Yeah, but there's something.

[Big Cat]

You don't have to bend over.

[Kyle]

But he wasn't even doing it himself. You said.

[Danny]

No, he was.

[Kyle]

He would quit holes.

[Danny]

There were a couple holes where he was just so bad that he said, fuck it. I'm just. I'm just out. But. But if he finished a hole. He did finish. He put it out every time.

[Zah]

If he got in the green.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah, he. He did have the shot of the day. He had a drivable par four. He drove it to within four feet. Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Picked it up.

[Danny]

No. Missed the birdie, though.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But it's the most big T thing ever.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Remarkably big tea.

[KB]

Is that, like, a golfer's nightmare? A casual golfer like to shoot an eagle. And then what do you do?

[Danny]

Well, no, I think you're paralyzed by an eagle putt because they come around. So never. I've never had one, so.

[KB]

Yeah, you shoot and then what? You kind of just have to tell people.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but it. No, it's actually. No, it's awesome. Like, when I golf, I. I'm a terrible golfer, but. But if I hit like three pars on the day, people be like, how'd you golf? Like, I hit three parts.

[Danny]

Yeah, don't.

[Big Cat]

Don't worry about the rest. The rest we don't need to talk about.

[Danny]

And I made a huge long putt that day and we had good vibes, but he just. No, no, no.

[Kyle]

Well, did you fight? But you should have fought back a little, like I did.

[Danny]

I eventually just started picking it up.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, good. It's your club.

[Danny]

Yeah, I invited him. I paid for the whole thing.

[Big Cat]

Right, right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Great time.

[Big Cat]

You're saying this all as a titted man.

[Danny]

Yeah. Which I'm. I am golfing today about 5 o'. Clock. I shouldn't golf titted, should I?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you should. Might. Might help your swing.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Keep you on balance.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What if you played the best round of your life with big fat tits?

[Danny]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you do? That's the worst thing I can happen to a golfer, Kyle. Yeah, I'm better with titties, babe.

[KB]

Didrickson head ass.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Brandon Walker]

I can't laugh at that one. I don't know who that is.

[KB]

Thank you.

[Danny]

Are you Diggers and Saharius?

[KB]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, no, you will.

[Kyle]

You will.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you son of a.

[Danny]

You will.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Big Cat]

I saw Che get his mind blown this morning, by the way. Oh, can we play the White Sox Dave clip?

[Danny]

I haven't watched it yet.

[Big Cat]

I've been saying, oh, he's so good.

[Zah]

I wish it was uncensored, though.

[Big Cat]

I really do too. Is from wake up.

[Nick Torrani]

Who are you reminded?

[Brandon Walker]

I've been on TV and radio plenty and I've never gotten in trouble for cursing.

[Danny]

I.

[Big Cat]

And I think it goes the other way too. It has to be like. When there's a big game, you have to. You have to drop excited about it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You have to like wake up and be like, I'm pumped towards.

[Brandon Walker]

I cannot wait for this baseball game.

[Big Cat]

Excuse me.

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Big Cat]

That was a hard for no reason. I cannot win no reason baseball game.

[Zah]

Hard.

[Kyle]

Nice.

[Big Cat]

One of the biggest mars I've ever met. Never forget the first time I asked Dan the comments. I was like, who is that guy? He's hilarious. He Only brought. He's not funny on command. He's just some. I don't know if I was exactly what I said. Yeah. Dave loves telling that story. And every time I'm like,

[Nick Torrani]

so that.

[Big Cat]

But it is kind of. I mean, you would agree, right? Eddie and Danny.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Can't be funny on his. Like, he's not. He's not haha. Like, tell a joke funny. He's just. He is funny.

[Danny]

The things he does are funny.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And like, you have to include the first part of him so confidently being like, I know what I'm doing.

[Danny]

Right.

[Eddie]

Otherwise it's not as funny.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Eddie]

Because then like, everyone up on air but him being like, there's no way I'm gonna do this. And five minutes later. That's the magic.

[Brandon Walker]

I've been on TV plenty.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It was the gum video.

[Eddie]

And Dave was like referring to the worst incident ever.

[Danny]

Have you dropped one on there yet?

[Big Cat]

No, I'm. I'm pretty good. I do radio every week and I've.

[Danny]

I got one.

[Big Cat]

I've done radio every week for like 10 years. I think I've done it once.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's tough.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not. You can just turn it off.

[Danny]

Yeah. But when you're a foul mouth piece of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Eddie]

I feel like having this stuff instead of yeah. Would throw me off.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

I got one. I. I wanted to get mine out of the way.

[Brandon Walker]

So you get too much pressure. Yeah, too much pressure.

[Kyle]

I got it up. I said. And then I have a.

[Brandon Walker]

A goddamn.

[Kyle]

And then I said, it felt good. And then pft was like, why don't you say it again? And I was like, okay.

[Big Cat]

I said, again, Brandon, how's the least racist off going? I regret.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Why?

[Big Cat]

I regrets.

[Danny]

I have regrets.

[Kyle]

It was.

[Brandon Walker]

It was. You decided to dive into this.

[Danny]

I woke up this morning and wanted to delete. I didn't. Delete. I'm very sensitive when it comes to Mississippi. I'm very sensitive where I live. And I think people are wrong about it. People have the wrong idea. When Lane said what he said yesterday, I was like, come on, man, just. You were there for six years. You never said anything. You leave, all of a sudden you want to shit on the whole place. He was just shitting on Ole Miss and all that stuff, which I enjoy shitting on. But I got too sensitive. I'm like, mississippi's a lot better place than people think it is. And now I got everybody on the Internet saying, can I help you with the exercise?

[Big Cat]

You should maybe practice next time.

[Danny]

I've already been told this today.

[Big Cat]

I agree with, you know, like, your pride for Mississippi. Like, that is a real thing, and you shouldn't. You shouldn't run from that. But maybe before you tweet, be like, hey, I'm about to have a nuanced conversation about race relations in America.

[Danny]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Where should I do it? Twitter?

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that was a bad. A poor, poor idea.

[Eddie]

Got to put it behind a paywall.

[Danny]

But.

[Big Cat]

But I do love the argument that's been distilled now where it's LSU being like, you're more racist than us Mississippi. And Mississippi being like, nuh, we're both racist.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Now hang on. We're both extremely racist.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Whoa, hold up. No, no, no, no. You and I, we're the same.

[Danny]

I think the entire south has come a lot longer way than people think about it. And, like, people up here look down at the south and they're like, oh, it's this way. But it's not that way. It's not nearly that way as much as it used to be. It's. It's come a long way.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we gotta get Portnoy down there for a pizza review to prove him wrong.

[Danny]

Yeah, that was one guy. One guy.

[Kyle]

Do your.

[Danny]

Probably the first US Person he'd ever seen, and he was kicked out of school. By the time that video came out, he was. He was done. Sean from Polite society. He's finished,

[Big Cat]

man.

[Danny]

Plus, David been there a while. Before that even happened, he had been there almost a few 15 minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But, yeah, that was when I saw your tweet. I was like, oh, he's.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's diving it.

[Brandon Walker]

I understand you're blinded by your pride. And understandably, everybody but y' all know me.

[Danny]

I just. I want. Yeah, no, I get seat of my pants. I don't stop and think. I don't say, oh, I wonder. I just do it. I was like, God damn it, shut up about Mississippi already. And then.

[KB]

And now just like, racial discourse isn't for you.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[KB]

It's for white women.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Does she have an only fans?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Apparently she's got a banging.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I thought.

[Kyle]

Wait, she's kind of pretty.

[Danny]

Who are we talking about?

[Kate]

Overall, Rachel, in a weird. It's hard to look away kind of

[Kyle]

way, she was the white woman pretending to be black. Yes, right.

[Nick Torrani]

Correct.

[Kate]

She still is. I think she's just blatantly doing it now.

[Kyle]

She was in politics. She was just kind of like, she

[Big Cat]

Was like, in, like, the social justice realm.

[Kyle]

Got it.

[Kate]

Wasn't she, like, the head of the local naacp?

[KB]

Yeah, she had some kind of snuck her way in that.

[Danny]

Yeah. What a sentence.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Zah]

Good for her.

[Brandon Walker]

I read her book in full color. It's on my bookshelf next to yours.

[Nick Torrani]

Tight.

[Danny]

Is it?

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm honored. Pretty. Pretty solid.

[KB]

That's what I saw.

[Big Cat]

Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

This tweet is 12 million views.

[KB]

39, 000 people like that. Do they, like, agree or that her

[Big Cat]

body book to be like. I'll come back and check out her

[Zah]

only fans get Chicago Briz in here. What's going on there?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, give us a recap.

[Kyle]

Wait, how did Steve have his mind blown?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Woman using a wrench.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, no. So. So even said to Rosillo, he's like, we were joking with him. Like, so you see. Ever see a woman mowing a lawn? So I was like, yeah. So that was kind of the end of that. But then Rosillo reversed on him and said, stephen, how many women have ever invited you on their boat?

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Kate]

that's what I said yesterday about the boat catalogs.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Kate]

Never.

[Big Cat]

Zero.

[Kate]

Never won. My aunt Peggy drives a boat all the time.

[Big Cat]

Oh, is it hers?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Danny]

Why'd your accent come out there?

[Brandon Walker]

You can't say Aunt Peggy with a regular voice.

[Big Cat]

Blew your mind, Steven. I watched it in real time.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick Torrani]

Because, I mean, I. I haven't been to enough, like, marinas or boat yards or whatever, but, yeah, I haven't seen. To be fair, I haven't seen that many male boat drivers, but, yes, I assume most.

[Danny]

You just haven't been around boat.

[Nick Torrani]

Yes.

[Danny]

Boatus.

[Nick Torrani]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

How many boats have you been on?

[Nick Torrani]

Four or five.

[Big Cat]

That's it.

[Danny]

You're. You're. You're getting. And riding on boats are equal, you know, four women and four boats.

[Brandon Walker]

You've been inside of four unique pussies and four boats.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's pretty.

[Nick Torrani]

I get seasick. So, like, we got.

[Brandon Walker]

We got from the. It's way too wet.

[Kate]

Hold on.

[Big Cat]

Let me pop a drama. Stephen goes down. Down to eat. Wears that stupid little bracelet.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. He gets the bends when he comes back up to kiss her.

[Nick Torrani]

We got an email to sign up for like, a. A fishing thing with, like, you're gonna be on a boat.

[Brandon Walker]

And I was like, I don't like that.

[Nick Torrani]

Could ruin my entire week. So what?

[Danny]

That's just a little boat right at the end.

[Nick Torrani]

I know, but that's worse.

[Big Cat]

Like, big boat.

[Nick Torrani]

Like, if you're on a cruise Ship or something. It's like, all right, you're not really gonna be.

[Danny]

This is like a bass fishing boat.

[Big Cat]

It's fun.

[Nick Torrani]

Yeah, I agree. I think it would be.

[Big Cat]

Are you doing it? Did you sign up? I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Nick Torrani]

I haven't signed up yet. I'm weighing the conversation.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're scared of a boat.

[Nick Torrani]

It's like, you know, Titus with wings? Like, it's just like.

[Kate]

Oh,

[Nick Torrani]

it's just like a limitation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Titus, same thing.

[Nick Torrani]

You and I could potentially ruin several days of my summer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, you can't. You will not ruin several days by going off.

[Nick Torrani]

If you get, like, really bad seasickness

[KB]

for as long as you get off,

[Danny]

it's pretty much over.

[Eddie]

No way you're waking up the next day still seasick.

[Nick Torrani]

I haven't been a born a while,

[Danny]

but seasick is momentary.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And you don't get seasick on a bass boat on Lake Michigan five feet from the shore.

[Nick Torrani]

Are you Five feet? I thought you guys were like.

[Danny]

Oh, they're.

[Big Cat]

I think Nick was saying, like, last.

[Nick Torrani]

Last year, they got really seasick.

[Zah]

Who?

[Brandon Walker]

I get seasick, but. But I dram. I mean, up.

[Big Cat]

But also, you're right next to the shore. You should get off the boat.

[Nick Torrani]

I thought you're going out there.

[Zah]

No.

[Nick Torrani]

Oh, okay. All right, I'll sign up.

[Brandon Walker]

You're fucked. I hope he gets so ruined.

[Big Cat]

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[Zah]

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[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

All right, Stephen, do the last one. Just get the ads out of the way. Good call.

[Nick Torrani]

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[Big Cat]

okay, are we ready?

[Brandon Walker]

I think so.

[Kyle]

Let's do it.

[Brandon Walker]

What are the teams?

[Big Cat]

It's KB and I. Who's with Danny?

[Nick Torrani]

Nick and Zah. Big Cat. Kb, Eddie, Danny. TJ and myself. Titus and Kate.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

Should we.

[Big Cat]

Should we reveal our ingredients? KB and I split ours up. I don't know what he brought. He doesn't know what I brought.

[KB]

Yeah, I did LK you did.

[Danny]

MI did the other team.

[KB]

I got two of each.

[Big Cat]

So we gotta decide.

[KB]

How do we. How do we pose the two?

[Big Cat]

Do you want to start over there, Kate? Titus, you want to go with your.

[Kate]

Yeah,

[Kyle]

we got for M. Maple syrup.

[Big Cat]

Ooh, nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Maple syrup out of a.

[Big Cat]

Hold on. We'll do M's first. Oh, you have another M. Okay.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny.

[Zah]

Danny has it all.

[Eddie]

And we have mushroom soup.

[Big Cat]

Ooh.

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

I also got. So I'll have to go in my backup. M. Now hear me out. It's not that bad. Mirax.

[Kate]

Okay.

[KB]

For Chrome.

[Brandon Walker]

So a big, bad, pretty bad, big cat. I don't have a backup.

[Danny]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

You obviously do much better than I. I got the generic Mirax milk of magnesium.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

So yours probably just tastes better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Double miracle.

[KB]

Uhhuh.

[Kate]

J, tj, Doug's going to have to change us.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Nick Torrani]

For M, we got a potentially decent one, depending on how you look at it. Mango Madness.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's fantastic.

[Danny]

This is far and away the best one.

[Big Cat]

That's a double M. Make our M's M pile. All right. Eyes.

[Danny]

Danny, that's awful.

[Kyle]

We brought Italian style bean and pasta soup.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, I had that too. Italian wedding. But I have a backup.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

It's ear. Relax.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no.

[Big Cat]

Just Italian antipasta, hot peppers and olives. Yeah, that'll be good.

[KB]

Gross.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So you brought hot laxative? Yes, spicy laxative.

[Big Cat]

But I would be.

[Brandon Walker]

At least it'll be mixed with milk.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that would be correct. Hot and spicy Italian antipasta.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Icebreaker. Sours.

[KB]

Okay. Add some crunch.

[Kate]

Well, you suck to get that out.

[KB]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

We're blending, right?

[KB]

Yeah, we're blending.

[Brandon Walker]

We just have some right here.

[Eddie]

Some old fashioned ice to balance out some of ice.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Danny]

Ice.

[Kyle]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Would you like to. Would you like to trade that for what? I meant I have Italian style wedding soup.

[Brandon Walker]

I like having good ones.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like The Mirror Lax.

[Nick Torrani]

Then we have Olive Garden signature Italian dressing.

[Big Cat]

Italian dressing. Okay. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

He was doing Italian.

[Danny]

Italian dressing. But now you're good.

[Kyle]

Lemon.

[Big Cat]

Lemon.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Nick Torrani]

Classic.

[Big Cat]

I want that familiar.

[KB]

You want the lemon.

[Brandon Walker]

That's one. One. The ice has got to be one.

[Kate]

Lemon and milk like clots up, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I didn't think about that.

[KB]

Tried that. What do you got for lsagna soup?

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Kyle]

Lasagna soup.

[Big Cat]

Wonderful. Nice.

[Kyle]

I've never had that out of a titty. I have.

[Big Cat]

And we agree we're gonna no cleaning of the blender.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So we'll have to. We'll have to do some kind of competition. See who gets to go.

[Brandon Walker]

Or can we. Do you draft a blender spot as well? Doesn't matter. Zah brought in light tuna.

[Big Cat]

Always tuna.

[KB]

Oh, tuna.

[Eddie]

Then we have Los Calientes. Hot one sauce.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. Is that hot?

[Brandon Walker]

What's los calientes mean?

[Big Cat]

5 out of 10. Okay. That's not that hot, Jay. Oh, I see it.

[Danny]

Oh, no, sorry.

[Nick Torrani]

We also had a lemon.

[Kyle]

Oh, double.

[Danny]

Double lemon. Double lemon.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, do you have another L? We could replace one.

[Kyle]

I do.

[Big Cat]

Let's replace one of the lemons. We don't need double lemons.

[KB]

A little something something by Laganitas. Addictions to alcohol.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Throw it in there, Kate, I think you had alcohol in your breast milk as well.

[Kate]

I did. Every morning, actually. Every day.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And then K. Our K is ketchup.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice Brand name.

[Kyle]

Standard ketchup.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[KB]

Classic.

[Big Cat]

Okay,

[Brandon Walker]

Z, I have Kikoman soy sauce.

[Big Cat]

That's good. Hell, yeah, that's good.

[KB]

Disgusting.

[Big Cat]

No, it's going to.

[KB]

No, this is perfectly gross. Not too gross.

[Eddie]

But kimchili sauce. It's. It's vegan and gluten free. N. Oh, thanks.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks, man.

[Nick Torrani]

We got korma, which is some type of Indian simmering sauce.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Indian simmering sauce.

[Nick Torrani]

Great for the brother.

[Brandon Walker]

Gets cold coke, curry.

[Danny]

The rich, creamy curry.

[KB]

Kyle, Ken's chunky.

[Big Cat]

Nice cheese.

[Danny]

All salsa Here.

[KB]

Marlboro, Massachusetts.

[Big Cat]

Well, we have to blend. Think we have some good blendable stuff. I have a question.

[Danny]

Only a couple chunky things.

[Big Cat]

It's been a while since we've done this. How do we do this?

[Brandon Walker]

Z and I will go first.

[Big Cat]

I forget, does anyone remember?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it was wheel.

[Kyle]

You spit a wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

Wheel and then greedy. We had a wheel and then greedy. Got you another ingredient.

[Big Cat]

That's right. So do we have backup ingredients?

[Kyle]

I have.

[Brandon Walker]

We could.

[KB]

Lindsay Pitot.

[Brandon Walker]

I have.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Oakland Coliseum. Dirt.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Do we want to do a pile of bonus.

[Big Cat]

What's that. What's that called?

[KB]

Little bit of Greek pillow talk.

[Kate]

I forgot that it had to be M. And so I just brought ham and beef baby foods.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, perfect.

[Kate]

Ham. That could be mush. M. Yeah, do it. I don't know. Ham just grossed me out. The idea of ham baby food.

[KB]

That is.

[Brandon Walker]

That is disgusting.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's pretty yucky.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that will be the greedy pile.

[Kate]

Oh, I hope we get dirt.

[Danny]

All right, so we wheel for first pick.

[KB]

Trying to see are there any decent combinations.

[Big Cat]

Are there also what. What do we do for trades at the end? We should probably figure that out before we get into this because you never do that up. Okay, then we just.

[Danny]

Usually Just figure it out as you go about.

[Brandon Walker]

No pie dues.

[Kyle]

One. One big one trade. One.

[Zah]

We could.

[Kyle]

Okay, one.

[Brandon Walker]

And who are we deciding who feeds?

[Big Cat]

I think we both. We have both breasts. Do we have both sides?

[Danny]

There's two titties.

[Big Cat]

No, there's two. So we'll both remember. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. Do you. Do you want to see the titties?

[Big Cat]

I would like to.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. Just show me one like that.

[Eddie]

That's zero, Mrs. Gout Fire.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that'll work.

[Brandon Walker]

Why are. And Kyle. Wait till you feel. What are we doing with these when we're done?

[Danny]

Oh, wow.

[Eddie]

I'll take them.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Wyatt and Dom, don't we have something else for Brandon, too? Make it more realistic?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, we do.

[Big Cat]

It's next to you.

[Danny]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

okay.

[Kyle]

This is.

[Big Cat]

So when Brandon starts feeding us, we have a. A contraction machine so he can go into. Yeah, so we'll put these.

[Danny]

I'm wearing titties.

[Big Cat]

We'll put these little.

[Brandon Walker]

No, we're suckling on your.

[Danny]

No, I've already had the baby. Why would I be having contractions?

[Brandon Walker]

You're pregnant again.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they're Irish twins.

[Danny]

No, I'm not doing that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the Irish toys machine.

[Danny]

I'm not having a contraction machine. I'm already wearing titties in front of everybody.

[Kate]

It is only fair because breastfeeding.

[Danny]

Shut up.

[Kate]

It's really painful at first. It's really, really painful.

[Danny]

By the time you last on your titty, you don't have contractions anymore.

[Kate]

But you might have cramps. You might have.

[Big Cat]

I'm not getting infected.

[Kyle]

We're trying to highlight the miracle graded with the cheese.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the hardest goddamn job.

[Kate]

Syrup and laxative barrettes on them. And then you got to put the goo on your nipples at night so they don't.

[Danny]

No, you can take it out.

[Big Cat]

I figure out how this works.

[Danny]

I'm not putting that on my body.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. So, yeah, you put.

[Danny]

This is after dark. We're doing shot collars.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not. It's contraction.

[Danny]

That's what it is.

[Big Cat]

It's shocking. No, no, no, no.

[KB]

No contraction.

[Brandon Walker]

I've done it with Chef Donnie.

[KB]

It was the little tingles women get when they're good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's like. It's almost like when your foot falls asleep.

[Kyle]

Like.

[KB]

Yeah. Like pins and needles.

[Eddie]

Borderline.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look at this. Yeah. Oh, this thing is good.

[Zah]

Like the Adams family machine.

[Brandon Walker]

What is that, Ed?

[Zah]

Never play that one.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you know, I don't, but I'm playing along.

[Zah]

Put your hands on the boardwalk, right? Yeah.

[Kate]

And like, electrocutes. Yeah.

[Zah]

Shocks the out of you, dude.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Zah]

Man, that thing sucks.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Danny]

What a pole.

[KB]

The Adams family machine. Put your hands on a boardwalk.

[Eddie]

It's like an arcade polls and literally

[KB]

pay to shock arcade game.

[Zah]

And the longer you hold on, you're wearing win tickets.

[Kate]

But it hurts.

[Zah]

It hurts bad.

[Kate]

It hurts really bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you rather change Doug?

[Danny]

I'm not changing Doug either. Are we changing Doug? I don't even think one of us

[Big Cat]

has to have to change. He's got a poopy diaper.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Doug.

[Brandon Walker]

If we're not changing him, what did he poop for?

[Big Cat]

Doug?

[Kyle]

He made a boom boom.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Doug is the perfect. Perfect name for a guy to himself

[Kate]

lump in the back of his pants like a little kid.

[KB]

Doggy.

[Big Cat]

Doggy made a boo boo. All right, let's draft.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Kyle, what's our strategy?

[Big Cat]

Permission to.

[KB]

No, Let me. Let me run this for once.

[Big Cat]

Permission for me to take control?

[KB]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

Don't let Nick try.

[Zah]

I won't.

[Big Cat]

Let us.

[Kate]

He's going to try to get you to move something.

[KB]

Oh, my God, Nick.

[Eddie]

All you.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll sacrifice my stomach for the team. Let's do it. Kate, I had one more ingredient. I think it might be under your seat.

[Big Cat]

Just go.

[Brandon Walker]

I want you to go.

[Kate]

Are you serious?

[Brandon Walker]

Touch it with your hand.

[Kate]

No. You got me last time.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm not doing it again. I felt really bad because it was so easy.

[Big Cat]

This is gonna be disgusting.

[Kyle]

I think I have a strategy, Kate.

[Big Cat]

I have a really strong.

[KB]

Yeah, you guys have been too composed about this selection of.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I think it's horrible, and I don't like the vessel. Really?

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Kyle]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, how does it make you feel that this footage is going to exist long after you're dead? Isn't that weird?

[Big Cat]

We're going to send it to the Library of Congress.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll have it playing on your tombstone.

[Danny]

I was. I. I just thought I was putting the titties on at the end for the. For the big reveal. Not wearing them for two hours.

[Big Cat]

You can switch out right now.

[Danny]

And then my belly shocked.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so you agree you're gonna get your belly shocked?

[Danny]

I'm not getting my belly shocked.

[Big Cat]

We could do it on your back. Get the wheel going. Let's go. Here we go. Let's draft. It's been a long time since we drafted. When was the last draft we did? Oh, yeah. Wait. 20.

[Kyle]

24.

[Big Cat]

You just said Thanksgiving.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my gosh.

[Kate]

Really?

[Kyle]

There's no way. There's no way we had a draft in 25. TJ you're lying.

[Brandon Walker]

The days are long and the years are short. Plinko.

[Zah]

Sandw.

[Danny]

Oh, Plinko kind of took the place of the.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we did do.

[Brandon Walker]

You're right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, did we combine Plinko?

[Nick Torrani]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What? So what's the greedy rules? If you get. If you have all your ingredients and you go over how every single time you go over, you have to pick

[Brandon Walker]

something, I think so. You don't come off the wheel until everybody's got one ingredient.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Danny]

Right?

[Big Cat]

I thought. I thought we had, like, you get one or two where you don't have to pick something, but I'm fine with that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, let's. Yeah, let's roll with it.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's a bad start.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's slow it down. Zah.

[Kyle]

What are you thinking?

[Brandon Walker]

I think we got to go with something that's flavorless. Oh, you want to go right for the laxatives?

[Big Cat]

It is flavorless.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Wait a minute.

[Kyle]

But that's all.

[Brandon Walker]

There's also maple syrup there, and I think that would be pretty good.

[Danny]

It's full of flavor.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, I'm down for either. What. What do you have aversions to here?

[Danny]

He's down for either the accident.

[Brandon Walker]

For the syrup, the ice, the milk mixation, the.

[Big Cat]

The milk and the.

[Kyle]

And the fishes.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, we're gonna take Danny's ice.

[Big Cat]

Oh, good one.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Good one. One.

[Kate]

Such a good one.

[Eddie]

You're saying Zaza's University.

[Danny]

Good one.

[Big Cat]

One.

[KB]

It's a ripe.

[Big Cat]

Good one. One.

[Kyle]

That's a great picnic.

[Big Cat]

Great.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks, guys. Thank you, guys.

[Kyle]

Great.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Great pick, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

But I think it's almost like the NBA draft. There's probably five.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

What do you think?

[Kate]

I just don't want seafood. That's all I care about.

[Kyle]

Where's the seafood?

[Brandon Walker]

What's the Titus you can't see it. Move it out of the way.

[Kate]

No, don't. It's behind the lasagna soup.

[Big Cat]

Where we win.

[Kyle]

So you want to do where we win.

[KB]

We have different ideas of when.

[Kate]

I don't care about lemons. That's fine. It might. My only concern is, does lemon and milk coagulate into, like, grossness? But I don't care.

[Big Cat]

Kb, they're all sleeping on the icebreaker.

[KB]

No one's sleeping on the tuna.

[Kate]

Oh, icebreaker might be good.

[KB]

That's Z99.

[Kyle]

But if you don't. If you don't want the seafood knockout,

[Big Cat]

we can just let this.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we should do an L. Yes. Yes. Seafood. Yeah, just do a lemon.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Let's live in the best L. Or is the beer. Should we do the beer?

[Kate]

Let's do the lemon.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

See, they're sleeping on the choice. They're sleeping on the tuna.

[KB]

Sleeping on not getting tuned.

[Kate]

Why are you guys doing that?

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

I would have been so bad. I want it so bad.

[Kyle]

That was a joke.

[Zah]

You want the tune?

[Big Cat]

It got me, dude. Everyone's sleeping on the tune, and the tune is great.

[Danny]

Picking him so you don't get stuck with laxative.

[Big Cat]

Relax, Brandon.

[Danny]

You relax.

[Big Cat]

Don't talk about the tuna. I want the tuna.

[Danny]

Well, then get the tuna. You'll probably get the tuna.

[KB]

Tuna does, like, make me crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Blue cheese when it hits my mouth.

[Big Cat]

And guess what? We got tuna and blue.

[Brandon Walker]

But not right there.

[KB]

But not as a mixture. So don't get the tuna.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. With milk. Tuna with milk. Now we're talking. Some milky tuna. Think about. Think about your cats, how much they'd love that.

[Kyle]

Brandon, what would you have taken?

[KB]

They actually would.

[Danny]

You got to take, like, the maple syrup or the mushroom soup to. To avoid the laxative.

[Big Cat]

Now, laxative.

[Kate]

You take the mushroom soup over the laxative.

[Kyle]

Laxative. Tasteless.

[Big Cat]

Laxative's good.

[Kate]

I'd rather have the laxative.

[Danny]

It's a laxative.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but I. Laxatives don't work.

[Big Cat]

Like, you think they're fine.

[Kate]

Have a nice smooth.

[KB]

I've had some failed sessions.

[Danny]

All right.

[KB]

I remember we would take it to try to cut weight, but we had nothing in our stomach, so it didn't work.

[Danny]

All right, spin it.

[Big Cat]

Come on. We need to get up there. We get up there so we get that tuna.

[Kate]

Shouldn't trust fish that doesn't have to be refrigerated.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. You're toeing the line.

[Kyle]

Should we do.

[Kate]

What's the worst. The back pile is pretty Tough on that.

[Big Cat]

So saucy.

[Kyle]

So my thought is they all kind of suck.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So what's the difference?

[Kate]

Great.

[Kyle]

Also great thought, like, if you know what I mean. Where's the value in having ketchup instead of.

[Kate]

I definitely don't want the blue cheese,

[Big Cat]

but the korma is sitting right there.

[Kyle]

What about. What about maple syrup? Or icebreaker or.

[Brandon Walker]

I would sour with milk.

[Kate]

Maple syrup probably is our best bet.

[KB]

You want to do maple syrup?

[Kate]

A little lemon milk. Maple syrup.

[Kyle]

That actually might be good. That's good. Yeah, it's actually good.

[Kate]

Let's do it. That's probably in a smoothie.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, we're crushing it.

[KB]

You want to take syrup after tuna.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a.

[Danny]

That was a tuna's one one.

[KB]

So wait, you have to suck. Probably harder to get it out.

[Kate]

Yeah, good point.

[Big Cat]

Good point. You got to suck harder to get it out.

[Danny]

Get it out.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we have to empty?

[Big Cat]

Idiots.

[KB]

You got to empty the titty. We already discussed that.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, did you know what we were doing today when Big Cat asked you to be on the show? Okay.

[Big Cat]

These are my favorite, though. It's basically just sitting at middle school lunch. You won't eat that.

[Brandon Walker]

The exact thing.

[KB]

Even mixing it.

[Brandon Walker]

Mixing it into milk.

[Big Cat]

You won't eat that.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see the video of us testing the. The boob out yesterday? No PSI on these things. Really?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I didn't know you had it like that, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

It's got some force.

[Danny]

All right.

[Eddie]

Super soaked.

[Danny]

That's gonna be popping out of me.

[Zah]

This place is gonna be a mess.

[Big Cat]

Oh, mess.

[Danny]

We haven't trashed the studio in a while, though.

[Big Cat]

No, we have. We haven't. Special. Are you guys getting nervous about Greedy?

[Kyle]

We are. Yeah. We want to chill now.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's got a lot of baby food and dirt.

[Kyle]

We're good for now.

[Brandon Walker]

Honestly, Greedy, since it is. It's one of the seven deadly sins. Everybody else should pick what you guys get.

[Big Cat]

I love why.

[Kyle]

Why we haven't hit Greedy. Why are we talking?

[Brandon Walker]

You're right.

[Kyle]

It won't happen.

[Brandon Walker]

It won't happen. No chance.

[Big Cat]

It's not gonna happen.

[Kyle]

We don't have to worry about it.

[Big Cat]

It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna happen.

[Kyle]

All right, here we go. Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

chill, Titus.

[KB]

We're.

[Kyle]

Chill away.

[Big Cat]

I love where we're at.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, Z, we have ice. What do you say we. We knock out the M or that mango, right? Yeah. Yeah, let's. Let's do the mango. Let's do mango.

[Danny]

You guys are putting together a smoothie

[KB]

Mango's a great choice.

[Big Cat]

I was kb. I love where we're at, though.

[KB]

You shouldn't.

[Zah]

I don't love where we're at.

[Big Cat]

Dude, we got so much.

[Eddie]

I don't want to talk right now. The case really worried about this.

[KB]

Get your mind off tuna.

[Kyle]

I think the K's are bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, what's gonna happen? Whoever takes the tuna is going to end up first on the blender somehow, so we're all going to have tuna.

[Big Cat]

I love where we're at.

[Zah]

Greedy.

[Eddie]

I. I hate every K. What do you think is the best one?

[Zah]

Or I have one. You don't like Ice Breakers?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I like ice Breakers. I was going to say that next. Or the Lagan.

[Big Cat]

Us. Good. Wasn't even on our draft board.

[Zah]

Icebreakers. Lacking icebreakers were Kiko man or what? Kiko Man.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle, did you choose Big Cat to your teammate or.

[KB]

No, he picked me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, dude.

[KB]

I forgot what he does every time.

[Eddie]

Want to go icebreakers?

[Zah]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's cool.

[Big Cat]

For the record, I would have taken the maple syrup after the tuna if we.

[Brandon Walker]

Very gentle touch, Danny.

[Eddie]

Oh, should be no icebreaker.

[Big Cat]

Sour.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Zah]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Sour and milk is good together.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how you want your milk.

[Eddie]

Okay. K's our problem.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Kate]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

We're okay. This is fine. I love where we're at.

[Kate]

I just want to look at the sauces really quick over here. I'm not touching them, so you got

[Danny]

to take an I or K. What's Kim Un Jong?

[Kate]

Chili sauce. No, I almost think we should go with.

[Eddie]

Ingredients are on the bag.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Do soy sauce. I'm looking at that. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a pretty overpowering flavor.

[Kate]

Wait, wait, wait. We already have one from here, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Don't you dare.

[Kyle]

Soy. Soy is the best of the sauce. Yeah, do soy sauce.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait.

[Big Cat]

TJ and ch. You guys. Hell of a beast. Anything yet?

[Danny]

Syrup and soy sauce.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Do you know where you're at?

[Brandon Walker]

Us?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I still can see a path.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I can see a path.

[Kyle]

I see a path.

[Brandon Walker]

I see one route I had a few times. I see one left.

[Kyle]

We got to calm down, though, kid.

[Kate]

We got to chill.

[Kyle]

You know what could this up is dirt. No, we're all right. We're all right.

[Brandon Walker]

Dirt's on.

[Kyle]

We don't have the Italian. The eye. The second group.

[Big Cat]

So you guys are done.

[Kyle]

Other one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you guys are done.

[Kyle]

What's the Olive Garden one?

[Kate]

Italian style bean and pasta. Olive Garden, Italian dressing or gardener.

[Big Cat]

No, that's not what that Let me see it.

[Kyle]

No, no, no, don't. I don't. I don't really care.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate. Touch the tuna.

[Kate]

No. Olive Garden.

[Zah]

What do you think?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Honestly, take the beans soup. Wouldn't be that bad.

[Kyle]

All right to do that. That's fine.

[Kate]

The bean soup.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, we can do that.

[Big Cat]

And they're on to greedy.

[Kyle]

Just as long as we don't.

[Big Cat]

Did you text me something?

[Kyle]

As long as we don't get dirt. I think this.

[Kate]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I thought you texted me a plan.

[Kate]

No, I'll combine the.

[Big Cat]

All right. I'm getting thin.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, there we go.

[Eddie]

All right. I think we don't even touch the K's because they're all so bad. I think we go Lagunitas.

[Zah]

Yes.

[Danny]

They ran their picks on your soup.

[KB]

Pretty gross.

[Kate]

Milk and beer.

[Zah]

It's the devil we know.

[Danny]

Somebody's gonna have a tuna.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you guys are sitting pretty.

[KB]

I do see a path.

[Big Cat]

Oh, me too.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

Oh, zah.

[Brandon Walker]

We have M and I. We need Ellen lnk. I mean, there's a run on L's right now, and I don't want tuna. Would you rather have lasagna soup or a little hot sauce? Listen, both. Both are looking techy. We're.

[Big Cat]

Anyway, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Either. What are you? Mango and hot sauce. That's like. Are you taller? You tolerate spice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the hot sauce.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's do the hot sauce.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, I just text you our big board.

[KB]

Tuna mirror.

[Danny]

You guys must have won a championship.

[Big Cat]

That's what I'm eyeing. Tuna. Miralax ketchup.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, a classic dish served from a titty.

[Eddie]

What do you. What do you think of our ends?

[Brandon Walker]

Today's special was the tuna fish laxative.

[Zah]

Yeah, I'm thinking you're taking.

[Kyle]

What's up?

[Brandon Walker]

What's the. What's the blue one?

[Zah]

Mushroom soup.

[Eddie]

Oh, the other one.

[Brandon Walker]

That's milk of magnesium.

[Zah]

It's the same thing.

[Kate]

Milk of magnesia is a little minty, is it not?

[Eddie]

I don't want to be all day.

[Big Cat]

It goes perfect with tuna.

[Kate]

Minty tuna.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Pairs perfectly with the tuna. Left breast.

[KB]

I'm not gonna do not.

[Brandon Walker]

What's going on?

[KB]

Vomit on a titty. Be in the post.

[Zah]

Unless if you want it.

[Eddie]

What are you thinking?

[Big Cat]

Is this your last pick?

[Zah]

No, we already have. I.

[Eddie]

It's M or K. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zah]

Do you like a K? Not blue cheese.

[KB]

No way.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Eddie]

Mir.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's good pick. I don't love it. It's crazy pick.

[Danny]

That's crazy, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Crazy tuna's right there.

[Zah]

That's crazy.

[Kyle]

That was crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Tuna must have done horrible with the interviews.

[Kyle]

Oh, is this your first draft?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I did this.

[Zah]

I was here for.

[Big Cat]

Is that greedy?

[Danny]

Oh, no. One more degree.

[Big Cat]

All right, don't Greedy.

[Danny]

Watch.

[Nick Torrani]

No, they need k. Oh, what do

[Eddie]

you want for cad?

[Zah]

They're all terrible. Oh, wait. So it's kimchi kampow and no kimchi.

[Brandon Walker]

No ketchup. Blue cheese.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, not Kim Chili.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll puke from blue and Kirk.

[Eddie]

Probably ketchup, dude.

[Zah]

What about coopy? What's it called?

[Brandon Walker]

Grab the coopy.

[Zah]

Indian Korma.

[Eddie]

I don't think so.

[Danny]

Korma, ketchup, blue cheese or Kim chip, whatever that is.

[Zah]

Fine. Grab ketchup.

[Eddie]

Probably ketchup.

[Zah]

I hate ketchup.

[Danny]

You just want Miralax ketchup.

[Brandon Walker]

That was dog teamwork. Ed really wanted.

[Zah]

I need this sour. The icebreaker. Breakthrough.

[Kate]

Ketchup, milk and beer.

[Zah]

Wait, what's that mean?

[Brandon Walker]

Greedy. You want dirt or baby food?

[Danny]

Ham.

[Kate]

Ham. Puree.

[Kyle]

I think you want.

[Brandon Walker]

You've got to go with the dirt.

[Kyle]

You gotta go dirt. No.

[Eddie]

No, you don't.

[Zah]

I don't. I don't hate dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

You hate ketchup, but you don't.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Zah]

I would do dirt over ketchup.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Eddie]

What are you talking about?

[Zah]

I swear. What's those reds, Danny?

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie wants dirt.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you just took. Now you can do something.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Eddie hates olives

[Zah]

would be fine, I think, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yep, yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Over dirt. Are you gonna let him just, like, manipulate you like this? You want to. You want the dirt?

[Big Cat]

Baby food is nothing.

[Zah]

I mean, dirt could be high upside.

[Danny]

You never know.

[Eddie]

You're sucking this, right?

[Big Cat]

We're just right, you know, beef and ham.

[Kate]

It's. It's just pureed ham and pureed beef.

[KB]

It's like high upside and. What the does that mean?

[Eddie]

Have you eaten dirt before?

[KB]

A coin.

[Zah]

Yeah. Who has any dirt Voluntary?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's going to turn to mud. Oh, you didn't think about that.

[Eddie]

Baby food.

[Zah]

Milky dirt.

[Eddie]

Probably baby food be for him.

[Zah]

You don't like the pepper for the olives.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Eddie]

I don't love olives.

[Kyle]

Don't like the pepper.

[Brandon Walker]

I see

[Kyle]

pepper.

[Danny]

Don't like the pepper.

[Brandon Walker]

Daddy don't like the pepper.

[Eddie]

I'll let you. I'll let you.

[Danny]

Dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

You're gonna look at me and say you don't like the pepper.

[Kate]

Eddie, grab that dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't touch the dirt at.

[Kyle]

It's your call.

[Big Cat]

Oakland dominate. Not just regular dirt.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you doing.

[Eddie]

Why do you want to eat dirt?

[Brandon Walker]

He chose dirt because of the upside. The upside? Oh, the roi.

[Zah]

We don't know it's a project.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't know it. Have a pretty good idea.

[KB]

We don't know dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the best dirt can be, Ed?

[Big Cat]

Right? Who knows? That's the point.

[KB]

The ceiling of dirt is dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Tastes like dirt.

[Big Cat]

Mud.

[Zah]

It might just pick.

[Danny]

Ed, are you hoping it's actually chocolate flakes or something?

[Zah]

I mean, it kind of looks like it, yeah.

[Kyle]

High upside.

[Eddie]

Pit is in big cat's trunk for a year.

[Big Cat]

Not just regular dirt, too.

[Danny]

Oakland Coliseum.

[Big Cat]

Coliseum.

[Zah]

Get a whiff of this dirt.

[Kate]

Dirt has chemicals in it.

[Big Cat]

Was.

[Zah]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

No, I shouldn't have dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

What does it smell like?

[Zah]

Smells like chalk from the diamond.

[KB]

I've been deceived.

[Zah]

No, the upside is gone.

[Eddie]

0 upside.

[Brandon Walker]

So mixed well with laxatives and ice and milk that really fought for dirt.

[Eddie]

The upside?

[Zah]

It's not horrible. It's just very chemically, it was.

[Big Cat]

This is getting crazy.

[Zah]

No, stop, though.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no. Oh, you hit that?

[Kate]

Ready?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, there's more dirt. More dirt.

[Big Cat]

More dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, what's more dirt? Tastes exactly the same.

[Eddie]

Baby food.

[Kyle]

What about.

[Big Cat]

You're literally bringing sand to a beach. Who cares?

[Kate]

Yeah, who cares?

[Kyle]

Who.

[Zah]

Who distributes?

[Eddie]

Irrelevant.

[Big Cat]

It's a healthy portion on everything.

[Eddie]

Don't get dirt again.

[Big Cat]

Get dirt.

[Eddie]

Get the baby food.

[Big Cat]

Yo, you don't want to. Another flav peppers. You're not gonna add another flavor. You need more dirt.

[Eddie]

Then dirt is going to be overpowering.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Eddie]

Our tip milk.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[KB]

Dirt.

[Eddie]

I don't know. I guess I've never tasted it before. I can't say.

[Kyle]

But, Eddie, that's high upside. This one. This one you busted.

[Eddie]

Do the opposite of what they say.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, why'd you pick this fool?

[KB]

It's not the worst.

[Big Cat]

What happens if we run out of greedy?

[Eddie]

Do we?

[Brandon Walker]

Then we have. There's more. There's so many jars of dirt lying

[Danny]

around, I really think that one's gonna have a kitchen. We'll just go steel.

[KB]

Dirt's not the worst thing.

[Eddie]

It definitely is.

[Zah]

This one smells better.

[Big Cat]

Do you think we'll ever. Oh, good.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You got the good batch.

[Brandon Walker]

It's fresher.

[Big Cat]

KB this is crazy.

[KB]

I know.

[Brandon Walker]

M I L. We need our K. I was thinking we go with the curry. It's a creamy sauce. Already mixing it with milk. Let's do it. Curry.

[Danny]

You guys have been on the same page the whole time.

[Brandon Walker]

We got a little bit of that hot sauce, too. In there.

[Zah]

Too.

[Kate]

A little mango dirt.

[Eddie]

Might have been the Last thing I picked. You picked it twice.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, that's the most rat.

[Big Cat]

I mean, come on.

[KB]

Double dumb.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we have more dirt. Put more dirt in the pile.

[Zah]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

you want dirt? You want all this?

[Eddie]

Are you finding out it's bad to eat dirt?

[Brandon Walker]

You want dirt.

[Big Cat]

I'm doubting you want dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Why are we talking?

[KB]

You're talking about like it's Hawaiian pizza dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

I could be dirt. Why do you want. I mean, as Eddie said.

[Eddie]

I'm curious.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. I feel like it's. It's neutral. It'll go. I'm going to use my one override and go crazy here and take olives.

[Danny]

Perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Zah]

I don't like what I googled.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Eddie]

That dirt doesn't taste.

[Zah]

Geophagia, bacterial infection, parasitic worms.

[Danny]

Oh, the blender will take care of that.

[Kyle]

And dirt.

[Kate]

Yeah, you're fine.

[Danny]

This is Oakland Coliseum dirt. This ain't just dirt.

[Zah]

Yeah, true.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not just dirt.

[Kate]

And it's been there so long that any bugs in it would have died.

[Kyle]

There aren't time ago worms in this dirt.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Zah]

Yeah, you're right.

[Kyle]

If there is, there's primo right here.

[Big Cat]

Good pick.

[Brandon Walker]

And you only have one jar, right?

[Danny]

Being the steel throat titty.

[KB]

Double dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you have double dirt. I forgot.

[Eddie]

I'll be drinking mud

[Danny]

head. You fool me relax. Followed by dirt.

[Zah]

I like the upside.

[Kyle]

You got it.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't. That's just gonna be a tin full of dirt.

[Big Cat]

Triple, not triple.

[Kyle]

You have to triple dirt.

[Big Cat]

You can't be introducing new flavors. Eddie, you gotta go dirt.

[Danny]

Double dirt. You might as well triple dirt.

[Eddie]

Our drink is gonna be mostly dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the difference between two and two to three dirts?

[Eddie]

We're gonna be drinking mud.

[KB]

He's right. There is no.

[Big Cat]

There's no difference.

[Danny]

Diminish.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, this one tastes like a little bit stronger.

[Big Cat]

Have more dirt.

[Kyle]

We're gonna be dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Just dude, imagine dirt mixed with ham. That's gross. Would rather have dirt and hammer dirt.

[Eddie]

At ease.

[Brandon Walker]

Honest to God.

[Big Cat]

Get more dirt. We were lying.

[KB]

He's triple dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

How does he keep falling for the dirt? He keeps falling for the dirt. No more dirt.

[Zah]

I'm pot committed.

[Brandon Walker]

Majority dirt.

[Big Cat]

Listen, Eddie is a gambler here. Like, if dirt ends up being good, he had the greatest draft of all time. The upside is insane. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

If dirt ends up being good.

[Big Cat]

You don't know.

[Zah]

We don't.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's dirt.

[Big Cat]

We have more dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

We got a lot more with that.

[Big Cat]

Okay, great.

[Eddie]

Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeez, Danny, what the is happening?

[Eddie]

I. I think you Just want to eat dirt.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Eddie]

The only absence. Starting to think.

[Big Cat]

I'm not gonna lie. I want to eat dirt. Now he's got so much dirt. I'm like, I want that.

[KB]

We don't want dirt.

[Eddie]

It would be bad enough if. If it was just dirt and milk Ed.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Zah]

We don't know that, though.

[Kyle]

We.

[Eddie]

We have a good idea. There's a reason we don't.

[KB]

Eddie, why do you think dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Some grand mystery.

[Kyle]

Danny, you're not taking into account. You also are going to get diarrhea because you got right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zah]

And you're gonna blame the dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

You already know you will blame all that dirt.

[Zah]

That's the thing. We can't blame the dirt.

[Big Cat]

Cannot hurt your teeth.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Mud in your throat. Hey, if we get a trailer and

[Big Cat]

we're gonna get some dirt.

[KB]

No, we're not.

[Zah]

You're not intrigued at all.

[Brandon Walker]

I am.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Have you guys been picked once yet?

[Big Cat]

No.

[KB]

Neither.

[Kyle]

T.J. do you still have your path?

[Brandon Walker]

I do. Shut the up.

[Nick Torrani]

You've got three teams that are full and two teams that have not selected.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

You guys selected, didn't you?

[Nick Torrani]

We did not.

[Big Cat]

There we go. If you take the tuna, do we

[Nick Torrani]

want to go mushroom soup or you want to go to the L's or slim? L's are light Tuna or lasagna soup?

[Brandon Walker]

I want mushrooms.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right.

[Nick Torrani]

Mushrooms. Perfect.

[Big Cat]

All right. Give us the magnesium. Oh, don't take it. Don't take it yet. Because. Because we don't want to end up getting greedy by accident. Right.

[KB]

I see a path.

[Big Cat]

I do, too.

[KB]

And I'm going back on my word. It's tuna.

[Danny]

Yes.

[KB]

Italian dressing and blue cheese. It'll taste like tuna salad.

[Big Cat]

Thank you. Finally you see it. I wish we had gotten the ketchup. No.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, what's the matter, man?

[Zah]

Singing about eating dirt?

[Big Cat]

I mean, come on.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that greed?

[Big Cat]

That's greedy. And there is dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

There's dirt.

[Danny]

If you need dirt.

[Nick Torrani]

What is.

[Brandon Walker]

How is everybody hard on dirt?

[Kate]

If Eddie picked it three times, he's

[Big Cat]

got to know something, right?

[Danny]

I don't understand. The. The bad appeal about the baby food is it's. It's mushy mess. But you're going to be putting in a blender anyway.

[Big Cat]

But. But this is like a classic draft scenario where there was a run on dirt, and you're like, I don't have any dirt.

[Kate]

I know.

[Zah]

I'm not a madman.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

If you're curious about how dirt tastes, do it in your own time.

[Zah]

I'm not curious.

[Kyle]

I want ham Whoa.

[Kate]

What?

[Kyle]

You want dirt?

[Kate]

I'd rather have dirt than ham.

[Brandon Walker]

Rather have dirt than ham. Who are you guys?

[KB]

Where are we?

[Brandon Walker]

This is crazy.

[Kate]

I'd rather have the beef.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I really didn't want the ham. Oh, what'd you grab?

[Kyle]

Oh, I took a beef.

[Big Cat]

He took the beef.

[Kate]

Oh, the hand made me like, what is going on?

[KB]

You make me feel like I'm in Rugrats.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[KB]

How are you guys high on dirt?

[Kate]

I don't know it.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm floored right now by all of you.

[Zah]

We don't know.

[Big Cat]

KB you should wash your time.

[Brandon Walker]

I would rather have a good idea than.

[KB]

We're not getting dirt.

[Big Cat]

We have a. If we have an opportunity to get some dirt, we're getting some.

[Brandon Walker]

What's happened to all of you?

[Kyle]

He said high upside.

[Eddie]

I'm telling you, Eddie's treating it like it's everybody.

[Brandon Walker]

Like it's frog leg. And Eddie's going to piss me off. He's going to take a sip. He's like, it's not bad.

[Big Cat]

You just don't know what it is. I'm with Eddie, the unknown.

[Kyle]

He drafted Anthony Richardson three times. Could be for you. Never know.

[Brandon Walker]

Could be ham. Could taste like ham.

[Big Cat]

A floor of dirt and a ceiling of Patrick Mahomes floor.

[Danny]

All right, all right.

[Big Cat]

Tuna okay.

[KB]

What?

[Big Cat]

No, I think maybe this might be the pick. We love tuna, so we can just chill with the tuna. This is kimchi or Gucci, so I think it's. It's one of these two. We know we're getting that. We don't want to get greedy, so we're not going to take it yet.

[KB]

It's pretty even, to be honest. Dressing Italian.

[Kate]

Yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

that was the illusion of choice.

[Big Cat]

You knew we had to get the tuna fast.

[KB]

Yeah, it actually plays with the rest.

[Big Cat]

Thank you. Thank you, Sonia. We had to get the tuna. Okay, look, now I'll let you draft the rest because I got my one one.

[Kyle]

Big cat keeps saying, you both love tuna. Kyle, I don't really sense it makes them go crazy.

[KB]

Dude, I pray hear me. I get the next pick.

[Kyle]

Done.

[Big Cat]

I told you I got my. I got my one one.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[KB]

Attend my words.

[Big Cat]

I got my one.

[KB]

I'm next.

[Big Cat]

You're next. Okay, but if we can get some dirt.

[Danny]

Okay,

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, You. I don't know you.

[Zah]

I stand by.

[Big Cat]

Ah,

[Brandon Walker]

the high upside.

[Danny]

Nick of dirt.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Get out here.

[Brandon Walker]

And he has me sold.

[Big Cat]

He has like, three of them.

[Brandon Walker]

High upside.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm kidding.

[Big Cat]

Whatever you pick. No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

We're a team, huh? If you say dirt, I will stand up and grab the dirt over baby food.

[Big Cat]

Say it.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not. So the key word there is food.

[Big Cat]

Say it's.

[Kate]

It's blended hammer.

[Brandon Walker]

If you say dirt, I'll grab dirt. High upside, Nick.

[Big Cat]

High upside.

[Brandon Walker]

High upside.

[Big Cat]

Eddie knows something. Eddie's. Eddie's a smart guy.

[Danny]

Just like a bad draft where all

[KB]

the GMs ham is getting mercy ruled by dirt ham.

[Big Cat]

All right, baby food man.

[Zah]

More dirt for me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep, that's it on Greedies.

[Kyle]

No, there's one more dirt, but you should.

[Danny]

More dirt.

[Kyle]

If it hits Greedy, you should just.

[Big Cat]

Right there.

[Kyle]

You should just get more dirt.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are all the Greedies dirt now?

[Kyle]

Yeah, every greedy should be dirt.

[Big Cat]

From here on, we have more dirt finally.

[Kyle]

And if we run out of dirt, then you just have to steal dirt from someone else.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You get to choose who.

[Big Cat]

You have to go outside and get some more dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

We ran out of dirt.

[Big Cat]

All right, K.B. you're up.

[Danny]

Oh, wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Is Greedy. Wheel over now that everybody has one ingredient?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, boss.

[Big Cat]

I thought we agreed that everyone had to have theirs.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Blue cheese with tuna.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[KB]

Pretty disgusting, but I think it goes best.

[Big Cat]

That's a great pick. It's a great pick.

[Danny]

Milk and blue cheese.

[Big Cat]

It's a great pick. We've got. We're cooking on something here.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

If you guys end up winning the draft because everybody else took dirt, what do you.

[Big Cat]

What's.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the face? C. I know.

[KB]

It's the right decision.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

I don't like kimchi.

[Big Cat]

No, I don't either.

[Brandon Walker]

There's only one pick left.

[KB]

Don't clip that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but we're not going to clip.

[KB]

Okay. Ruin a lot of family dinner.

[Brandon Walker]

That is a slap in the face.

[Nick Torrani]

So with that pick, all the letters are sewn up except for I with Italian dressing and Italian hot peppers left. So we go into TJ and myself and the Big Cat and kb.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but we're still.

[Nick Torrani]

Yeah, but then Greedy's still on.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. But once it lands on one of you, the picking portion's over.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

There's only one pick left to be had. Yeah, that M is.

[Big Cat]

Oh, looks like guys are getting some dirt.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[Brandon Walker]

The water's just fine.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Get the dirt you want.

[Brandon Walker]

Why did you run to the dirt?

[Kyle]

Kate couldn't wait.

[Kate]

He's, like, a logical guy that I respect, and I feel like. Yes, I do feel like if you picked it three times.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie is a sneaky, sneaky dumbass.

[Kate]

I'm telling you also to be Able to tell people at the bar, like, guess what I have inside of me?

[Danny]

I don't think.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[KB]

Warm up the conversation.

[Kyle]

You've always dreamed of doing that.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, guess what part of the nutrients

[Kate]

of my body, the dirt from this?

[Danny]

I guess I never thought about summer camp.

[Kate]

It does smell like chemicals, Eddie.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay. All right.

[Big Cat]

Oh, more dirt.

[Kyle]

We're double dirt. Yeah, yeah, up there.

[Big Cat]

Get all the dirt.

[Zah]

See, we picked triple dirt. They're forced into it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, good point.

[Brandon Walker]

But they have other stuff better.

[Big Cat]

And the draft picks. Oh, the draft picks knew that they didn't have to be on your team for it. Okay.

[Danny]

All right.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

How do you like having titties? How's it feel?

[Danny]

I mean, it's just. He's just. He didn't ask about my day or nothing. Just grabbed him.

[Kate]

A clip plays at the bar. You can say, hey, I drank some of that field out of a titty. Oh, you know what I mean?

[Brandon Walker]

An old Oakland A's clip plays at the bar.

[KB]

Oh, yeah?

[Big Cat]

What clips are you talking about?

[KB]

Plays at the bar?

[Brandon Walker]

Nobody thinks that somebody plays an Oakland A's game on the Touch tunes.

[Kate]

They're in the World Series. They play old clip. Okay, whatever.

[Kyle]

No way. No way. Quadruple dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

You have.

[Big Cat]

No, I also have.

[Kyle]

That's never been done.

[Brandon Walker]

You have more dirt than Eddie.

[Zah]

I don't like that.

[Big Cat]

I forgot I had two more. You want. You want one of these?

[Kyle]

We're going quadruple dirt.

[Kate]

We'll take.

[Big Cat]

These can be on the greedy now. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

All of these are just going to

[KB]

taste like dirt,

[Big Cat]

Nick. And there's two more Greedies here.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there. Are we out of dirt?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you can have Italian wedding or cream of mushroom. Oh, that either.

[Danny]

Or one more dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

We have one more dirt Z. You want dirt or soup? I don't want to put you through hell. You don't have to put. We're. We're a team. You're gonna be having. Dude. Let's do the soups. Let's do the soups. Are you sure? Let's do the soups.

[Danny]

Which one?

[Big Cat]

Let's do the cream of.

[Brandon Walker]

You said cream of mushroom. Cream of mushroom. Yeah, Cream. That'll go best with the milk. Ours is gonna end up being the worst because we don't have dirt.

[Kate]

Jealous?

[Brandon Walker]

A little bit.

[Kate]

I think it'll make the texture, like, bearable.

[Brandon Walker]

But it will be cool when they're playing cream of mushroom clips at the bar. Bar.

[KB]

Little talking point.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kate]

You know what?

[Danny]

I.

[Big Cat]

It's Italian.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So we're done. So now we gotta do Italian witch. Are you saying Italian dressing? And then we have the magnesium. So now we got to do some.

[Brandon Walker]

Some blending.

[Big Cat]

Some trades, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How many? Why don't we do a wheel of four and we'll spin it to see how many we do.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

And then we'll spin the wheel, and then it's auto training.

[Danny]

1, 2, 3, 4.

[Big Cat]

1, 2, 3, four.

[Danny]

That's all.

[Big Cat]

That's how many wheels will spin for trades. And then you automatically have to trade something.

[Danny]

All right? Just spend the regular name wheel there. If it lands on you, you gotta trade.

[Big Cat]

You. You get to trade. You get to trade with the second name.

[Danny]

Okay, so it's a force trade.

[Big Cat]

Force trade.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Force trade.

[Brandon Walker]

No, letter for letter.

[Big Cat]

Letter for letter.

[Danny]

Not one, two, three, letter for letter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. We're gonna start with this.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

How many trades are we gonna do total?

[Danny]

See?

[Nick Torrani]

Go.

[Big Cat]

What letter? What letter start. There will be only one.

[Danny]

There will be four trades.

[Big Cat]

It'll be one trade. All right, so you'll spin the first wheel. That will be the person who gets to do the trade. And then the second person is who they trade with.

[Danny]

Second person is at the mercy of the first person.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Danny]

And it could be any letter for any letter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It has to be letter for letter, though,

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Zah]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Redeem yourself.

[Zah]

You know what I want.

[Kyle]

What could it be?

[Kate]

And look over here.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, he's gonna decide. We're gonna decide who he trades with. You got a force trade with someone? Oh, no, no, no.

[KB]

Well, thank God. He just loves dirt. Not gonna give it up.

[Zah]

I really wanted the ketchup for the cucumber.

[Big Cat]

All right, we have tuna.

[KB]

Tuna, blue cheese, Italian dressing.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, you got a dead this man after this.

[Zah]

I don't hate lax. Relax.

[Brandon Walker]

But their laxative is mint.

[Zah]

That's okay.

[Kyle]

Or trading the dirt.

[Eddie]

Can we trade the dirt since it wasn't.

[Big Cat]

We don't have greedy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're stuck with the dirt.

[Zah]

See, you can't take.

[Brandon Walker]

What's your tea?

[Zah]

Can't take cheese or tuna?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

What is.

[Nick Torrani]

You.

[Big Cat]

What do you guys have?

[Zah]

I. What's your tea? We have a little something something.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, a laganitas.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that. I'll trade that for tuna.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't you spin a m I O K wheel?

[Big Cat]

Oh, real force trade.

[KB]

I just force it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Kyle]

That's how we always do it, isn't it?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's how we did it the last. We didn't do it the last time, but the last. Like Five before that.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zah]

Relax, relax, relax, relax.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a snooze.

[Big Cat]

No, come on. We got to do. We got to do a force. If the wheel decides it, it's fair.

[Zah]

About dirt for locks.

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[Big Cat]

All right, spin the. Spin ML Ik. We gotta do another trade too, right? Like, come on. Trades are fun.

[Brandon Walker]

Relax, relax, relax, relax.

[Big Cat]

All right, last. Should we do another trade? That was very underwhelming.

[Brandon Walker]

I think if either we get a majority vote or you say so,

[Big Cat]

you got. What do you guys want to do? That was an underwhelming trade. We just traded.

[Kyle]

I mean, we're about to blend everything up and suck it out of Brandon's titties.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think, like, what does another trade do? Yeah, it's kind of fun.

[KB]

Let's do two more.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick Torrani]

Why don't we wheel for order and order can be traded in addition to ingredients.

[Big Cat]

No,

[Brandon Walker]

order doesn't do it for me.

[Big Cat]

I just want to see some deals be made. Like, what do you guys.

[Kyle]

I got quadruple dirt I'm looking to unload if anyone's interested.

[Big Cat]

I'll take some dirt off of your hands if you give us some maple syrup.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, a two team deal.

[Kate]

We already have so much dirt, I don't think it matters, you know?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it doesn't.

[Big Cat]

Okay, laxative for dirt and maple syrup.

[KB]

No, no.

[Danny]

Why?

[Big Cat]

That'd be a great trade from us. No laxative. We get maple syrup and dirt, we win that trade. That's a fleecing chef tweets that we fleece.

[KB]

No it's not.

[Zah]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Brandon. Ready?

[Eddie]

God, I could take the tag off. You're not returning those.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

One more trade.

[Big Cat]

One more trade.

[Kyle]

One more trade.

[Big Cat]

One more trade. One more trade.

[Brandon Walker]

They bounce.

[Big Cat]

One more trade.

[Kate]

Does it feel kind of cool? No.

[KB]

No.

[Kate]

Okay. I've always wondered.

[Danny]

Can't wait to take this bra.

[Zah]

Ooh.

[Big Cat]

TJ and Shay.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you guys have dirt?

[Nick Torrani]

Do not. We have mushroom soup, Italian hot peppers, lasagna soup, and Kim chili sauce. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So we force. Forcing a letter or.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zah]

No, no.

[Big Cat]

Just force a trade.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[KB]

All right.

[Big Cat]

This whole thing could change.

[Brandon Walker]

Crumbling down.

[Nick Torrani]

They've got Korma, I think Los Calientes hot sauce. Oh, they have ice.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No one wants to trade with us.

[Brandon Walker]

It is.

[Nick Torrani]

And mango smoothie. Oh, yeah. We'll trade Italian hot peppers for ice.

[Brandon Walker]

Denied.

[Kyle]

You don't want Z Pepper?

[Big Cat]

Z Peppa.

[Brandon Walker]

Say your line.

[Big Cat]

Z pepper.

[Kyle]

Why don't you want Z pepper?

[Brandon Walker]

You don't remember saying that?

[Zah]

Tastes like paint.

[Brandon Walker]

What? From Dennis the Menace. Tastes like paint when the paint goes on the grill.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Say your line, Eddie. Tastes like paint.

[Zah]

Tastes like paint.

[Kyle]

Is that your line?

[Zah]

No.

[Danny]

Why?

[Brandon Walker]

You said it. Are you on something, like, experimental?

[Kyle]

When Nick said, say your line, why did you think of that line? Why was that the line? You're like, oh, he must want me to say, tastes like pain.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Something strange has happened.

[Zah]

Something took over me staring on the barrel of triple dirt.

[Kyle]

All right, we're doing. We're doing one more. What?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is that it?

[Brandon Walker]

God damn it, Z. We lost our one. First overall pick.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Zah]

How you feeling?

[Eddie]

Not thrilled.

[Zah]

No.

[Kate]

Yeah, I guess.

[Eddie]

Might as well catch up.

[Brandon Walker]

Are we doing one more trade or.

[Kyle]

No.

[Danny]

Gotta go pee the whole little asmr.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't put your shirt back on.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Look at those.

[Kyle]

You hawk these, Eddie, you got to get a hand on them. Brandon, let them get a look at them.

[Eddie]

Is that how you do it, Ed?

[Zah]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

You just smack them.

[Kate]

Slam. In the hood of a car.

[Kyle]

All right, what's the order, Ed?

[Brandon Walker]

You went up to Mint memorabilia. Those guys are cool. Those guys are great.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you.

[Zah]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

What card did you look up the value on? And you. Did you buy it or did you not? Because it wasn't the pose that you think would be the most valuable.

[Zah]

I knew this was gonna come.

[Big Cat]

What happened? No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie was locked.

[Zah]

Ed is a slander. Slander. Slander. I've been bargain hunting, okay? There was a. You know, and the more I'm learning, Nick and Moresh Are teaching me some things about Pokemon. Yeah, but it's about cards in general. And there was a couple. I know the numbered cards means there's only a finite amount. I know there's a lot of pervs who like Livy Tund.

[Big Cat]

There was a.

[Zah]

There was a two out of four, and it seemed like a fair price, not a buy.

[Brandon Walker]

And did you buy it?

[Zah]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

And why didn't you?

[Zah]

Because I talked to the guy. I'm like, let's talk shop about Livy Dunn. And he's like, well, the problem with this is the pervs like the pose. And he showed me another pose, and it was undeniable that the pervs would like that pose.

[Brandon Walker]

You didn't buy it because the pose wasn't the pose. The pose wasn't the split.

[Zah]

Big cat, if I show you the two poses.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I could tell what this is.

[KB]

A playing card.

[Zah]

Yeah. This was. No, well, not playing. Just a card for a trade.

[Big Cat]

You got to get the good pose.

[Zah]

Exactly. If you're gonna. If you're gonna go in, you gotta go in.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the price on the card?

[Zah]

I think it was like 300 bucks.

[Big Cat]

But it didn't have the pose, didn't have the post.

[Zah]

So I didn't do it.

[Big Cat]

You can't do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Similarly, was the upside on. On Livy Dunn? On the Livy Dunn card, It's the upside.

[Zah]

Exactly.

[KB]

You had to bring Livy Dunn to a back room to have it examined or.

[Big Cat]

No, it was.

[Zah]

It was in the lobby.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you ask him to take it out of the case?

[Zah]

He took it out of the car.

[Big Cat]

I had to be sure.

[Zah]

I had.

[Big Cat]

Listen, what was the pose?

[KB]

It was.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the pose? That of the card you saw?

[Zah]

Underwhelming.

[Big Cat]

What was she doing?

[KB]

Standing?

[Zah]

I think she was maybe bowing. Yeah, bowing.

[Brandon Walker]

And what was the valuable pose?

[Eddie]

The other side split.

[Big Cat]

It was a split. Oh, I'm. I'm looking right now.

[Brandon Walker]

And if it was the split, would you have bought it just because of the upside?

[Zah]

If the price was right, I think I would be into.

[Big Cat]

The upside was the other car. Was it?

[Brandon Walker]

That's the valuable pack.

[Zah]

That's the value.

[Big Cat]

Oh, how much? This one would be valuable too.

[Zah]

Yes, yes, yes. I saw that one too.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you saw all the Livy Dunns?

[Zah]

Listen, I wanted the skiings one, the double. That's what I was really after.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but she's.

[KB]

She's big skiing's guy.

[Zah]

She's gonna parry the. Like potentially the best pitcher in major league baseball.

[KB]

I get it.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to look at you have to think of the upside.

[Kyle]

You're thinking, there are a lot of perverts out there.

[Brandon Walker]

And so you were just buying that to resell it to Per.

[Kyle]

There are a lot of perverts out there that are really into Livy Duncan.

[Zah]

That was the dream.

[KB]

And how do you contact? You have a Rolodex of perverts that you can contact now.

[Zah]

Nick, you told me about Pokemon. You tell me all the girl trainers are good to get because of the pervs. The pervs? Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, no. If you pull it out of a pack, then you could get rid of that because of the perv. But, like, I don't know if I'd buy one for.

[Zah]

We can't just negate the perv market completely.

[Kyle]

Yeah, there are per. Go to a card shop and just like, ask them to take Livy Dun cards out of the case so they can look at them.

[Brandon Walker]

And I'll buy it and I'll sell it to.

[Danny]

Pervs are everywhere, dude.

[Kyle]

So what if there are actually no pervs? It's just all guys thinking there are pervs. So where would you. And it's just all guys wanting to. It's just a cycle of, like, I'll buy this from Eddie so I can sell it. Pervs.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And then.

[Zah]

It's a good question.

[Kyle]

But there's no pervs.

[Zah]

I'm telling you, I'm going to buy

[Kyle]

this skin to sell it to pyramid scheme without pervs.

[Zah]

Yeah. You know the perv market.

[Danny]

I know all pervs. Yeah. There's a lot of pervs out there.

[Brandon Walker]

What I'm saying, But, like, the guy selling to you, did he think you were.

[Danny]

I got to shave my underarm.

[Big Cat]

I want to shave.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you clear that up? Like, I want to sell this to pervs.

[Zah]

Yeah. I was very clear about the upside potential. Not a perv.

[Brandon Walker]

He stand by it for like 40 minutes. Is that true, TJ? He kept walking back over to the case to be like, I don't know that Libby card value on that Livy card. You gotta think she's about to be in Baywatch. He was like, he might come back during the week and just solo buy it so that we don't judge. You're gonna sneak off and buy a Livy Dunn car.

[Zah]

Then I got to the point where the boys would have been disappointed with me if I didn't buy.

[Brandon Walker]

Wouldn't pervs just look at the picture online, like we said?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Why do they need the card?

[Zah]

Because then it belongs to them.

[Danny]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Why did you clench yourself the Way

[KB]

you said that, the feeling of owner.

[Kate]

I'm going to take this to the milking room.

[Eddie]

Sucking a tip with this guy.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Some purse we need. Brandon shaves armpits.

[Danny]

I'm not shaving my goddamn armpits.

[Big Cat]

I just look at your armpits and it's just like armpits. It doesn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it ruins the illusion.

[Big Cat]

Illusion is once you shave your armpits,

[Brandon Walker]

you'll be a beautiful.

[Danny]

They're nasty. Breastfeed with armpit hair.

[Kate]

Right.

[Big Cat]

I think it's. I didn't shave them for milk. Long time after I had no.

[Danny]

I'm gonna shave my armpit hair.

[Big Cat]

I don't like it.

[Brandon Walker]

It'll ruin the experience.

[Kate]

You know, sometimes milk can come out of the armpits and stuff come out all kinds of weird places.

[Danny]

Oh, when am I. When is myself.

[Big Cat]

All right, we're going, we're going, we're going. We gotta. We gotta pick blender.

[KB]

Blend.

[Big Cat]

Can we get some luck one time?

[Danny]

Somebody get on these titties one time.

[Big Cat]

Can we get some luck?

[Kate]

They say your nipper nipple color.

[Big Cat]

Which way? This draft. And we got again.

[Danny]

So dirt's going in there first.

[Big Cat]

So what do you guys want to what. What pick do you guys want? Probably first, right? Oh, that's a mistake.

[Kyle]

Why?

[Big Cat]

That's a huge.

[Eddie]

I don't want. I don't want fish.

[Big Cat]

You want third. So it comes back around.

[Kyle]

Yeah. It's a snake draft.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, Danny, you got first pick. Everybody over and give her. You have dirt.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but it's a snake. It's a snake draft. So if you go first, you have to wait a long time.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Wait, what do you mean? I thought we were just putting on.

[Danny]

It's not a snake.

[Big Cat]

Well, wait, this is just. This is for blend. Then we have to also spin for breasts. So you could take one breast.

[Danny]

What? What breast? We.

[Eddie]

I shouldn't list you. We want to blend first.

[Big Cat]

So you don't want breast first first.

[Danny]

You going to plan and just hold

[Kate]

it for a while?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

I think I'm okay with that. Plan first.

[Zah]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

I just made up the breast.

[Kyle]

That's a good rule. And it is a snake draft.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it is snake draft.

[Kyle]

Have to be. Yeah. You're last in the breast. That's what that means.

[Big Cat]

We're just. This is just crazy. I don't think anyone's ever gotten worse.

[Kyle]

We should luck.

[Big Cat]

No, they're not than what we've gotten.

[Kyle]

We should take seconds. Yeah, I think we'll take second. We have quadruple dirt.

[Kate]

We have a lot of dirt. We're gonna.

[Kyle]

They have triple dirt.

[Kate]

So to get it through the straw, we'll have to milk it down. Yeah, pretty good.

[Kyle]

There's gonna be a lot of dirt in that blender.

[Kate]

A lot of dirt in that blender. Are we dumping the whole thing of each. That's a lot of time.

[Eddie]

Don't suggest that, kid.

[Big Cat]

All right, we'll take one breast.

[Eddie]

What?

[Big Cat]

We'll take number one on the breast.

[Danny]

You guys have tuna?

[Big Cat]

Wait, no, no. We'll take number one on the tuna. Number one on the breath.

[KB]

We're first on the.

[Kyle]

Hold on. If we're doing. If we're drafting breast and blender. If that's it, should be eliminator.

[Big Cat]

Well, you could pick whatever you want. Then we're gonna go back to the wheel.

[Kyle]

No, that's not how we used to do it. That's not how we used to do us.

[Big Cat]

First, we'll go breast first. We're excited about our opportunity to be the breasts. The first breasts.

[Eddie]

So you just take whatever number blender that the next group doesn't take.

[Big Cat]

I haven't thought this way through. I've been trying to figure out a way that we don't get screwed on absolutely everything.

[KB]

Let's just go third.

[Danny]

All right.

[Kate]

We're third.

[Big Cat]

We've gotten screwed. Kyle.

[Zah]

Screwed.

[Big Cat]

All right. Oh, TJ and fourth. Oh, look at those breasts. All right, let's blend, boys.

[Brandon Walker]

And how does the breast work? You will take a syringe, and then each of us get a syringe spring

[Big Cat]

the blender over there.

[KB]

Oh, I'm worried optically.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, this is the bad part.

[KB]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Tough look.

[Kate]

Is this what gets us canceled off YouTube?

[KB]

We have to.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, probably.

[Big Cat]

I wasn't here when we came up with this idea.

[Kyle]

I wasn't either.

[Brandon Walker]

The same.

[Kate]

Who did come up with this idea?

[Kyle]

Is this Brandon's idea?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

Who?

[Kate]

This Brandon feels like it has Big Cat written all over.

[Big Cat]

I was not here here. I was in. I was in la and you guys were like, hey, we're sucking out of Brandon's tits. I said, okay,

[Kate]

it's probably Eddie. Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

And then we can add dirt and peppers.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Yeah. How did we get here?

[KB]

I don't want to do this.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to do this at all.

[Kate]

I don't think.

[KB]

I don't know. People want this.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's cancel.

[Kate]

Nobody.

[Kyle]

Let's drink it out of a cup.

[KB]

Are people clamoring for this scene?

[Kate]

Brandon seems into it.

[Danny]

I'm not into it. I'm sitting there with titties home.

[Big Cat]

What about everyone drinks out of a cup except one group has to drink out of the tits.

[Danny]

That's fine.

[KB]

I like that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Do eliminate.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kyle]

Eliminate eliminator to see who has to.

[Danny]

Drinking.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we're all drinking. We're all drinking but one.

[Danny]

I was only one titty. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude.

[Big Cat]

Two people.

[Danny]

Both people.

[Big Cat]

Eliminator wheel.

[Kyle]

And they have one per.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna get screwed again.

[Brandon Walker]

Should it be a team or just one person?

[Kyle]

One person.

[Danny]

Oh, one person.

[Kyle]

One person.

[KB]

I think one.

[Brandon Walker]

One person.

[Big Cat]

Two titties.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Has to eat. Go crazy. Drain each titty.

[KB]

One person drains.

[Kate]

I say fill the cup to the brim.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

See what happens.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

Oh, God.

[Kate]

Probably need a lot of liquid with all that dirt.

[Big Cat]

Is that gonna make you a lot?

[Danny]

It's laxative and dirt gonna mix well.

[Big Cat]

That's good.

[Zah]

Minty.

[Brandon Walker]

Does it smell minty, Danny?

[Kate]

That's another thing. You could say I pooped out that field once.

[Danny]

Out of field.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Eddie]

Poor a couple icebreakers.

[Zah]

I think we go full icebreaker.

[Danny]

All of them.

[Zah]

Yeah. Better than mint.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, your palette is astounding.

[Eddie]

Very different taste.

[Big Cat]

TJ did you hear what we have to do? We have to spin the eliminator wheel. There's only gonna be one person drinking out of his breasts.

[Brandon Walker]

Eliminator between those.

[Big Cat]

No, the whole all five team there. And then when it gets down to one team, then the two. Two people spin against each other.

[Zah]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

One person.

[Danny]

So all five teams.

[Big Cat]

One person's life is gonna change.

[Danny]

All five teams go back on the wheel.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Danny]

We. We knock out teams one by one until there's one team standing.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Danny]

Well, by. By your luck today, it's gonna.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. No. Me and KB or one of us is gonna be drinking out of those

[Danny]

tits, which I think you want to drink out.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. You gotta do a little more than a pinch.

[Danny]

You're the one that won the dirt Eddie in there. Turn it upside down Eddie.

[Zah]

Let me start with the pinch of move from Eddie.

[Kyle]

You can't do a. Oh, pants.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

You were the champion of dirt. Put more dirt in. I.

[Danny]

You led to the dirt renaissance in here.

[Kyle]

You got it. You got it.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to do more dirt than that.

[Big Cat]

It's not dirt Bay. Hey, I have a process.

[Kate]

The process.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's not good.

[Danny]

Okay, that's pretty good. That's only the first one, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Two more

[Eddie]

chat.

[Nick Torrani]

Saying weak ketchup squeeze.

[Kate]

Yes, I agree. I agree. Chat.

[Danny]

This is the best. The best jar of dirt.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Zah]

This is a chunky one.

[Kate]

Dude, it'll get blended. Huh?

[Eddie]

I just got a phone call in

[Brandon Walker]

the middle of the room.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

People are saying we ketchup.

[Danny]

Huh? I'm saying we ketchup squeeze.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Yeah. So it didn't count.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, you're playing dumb right now.

[Kyle]

You got a 1 1000.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

We ketchup.

[Kyle]

11000 ketchup squeeze.

[Kate]

Yeah, really let it rip.

[Big Cat]

All right, wait, wait. Before you blend, let's figure out who's gonna have to do the nipple.

[Danny]

Oh, oh, you want to do the team thing so we know before the blend.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[KB]

Wait, is this Eliminator?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right, so the first team will be safe. It'll be.

[Zah]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

It's Eliminator.

[Zah]

Oh, it is Eliminator.

[Kyle]

We're good, Zach. Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Zah]

I can't have Livy Dunn and nipples.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

Brandon, is your wife okay with me drinking out of your titty?

[Big Cat]

Been getting.

[Danny]

She's missed it before.

[Big Cat]

Stop.

[Brandon Walker]

Keep moving.

[Kyle]

That's a lot of

[Big Cat]

dog walked. We've been getting. No, he did that. There we go. There we go.

[KB]

It's got to be Ed.

[Big Cat]

That's the seven. Best of seven.

[Danny]

Danny, if you're about to lose our tv guys, if you were.

[Kyle]

What an episode for Maddie.

[Big Cat]

Good person.

[Brandon Walker]

You're crushing it.

[KB]

All time episode.

[Big Cat]

Danny, if you're a good person, Eddie is our guest. You would just take it.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, if you go in for that nipple and you pop out and say, tastes like paint, I'm gonna piss.

[Eddie]

Do we determine via wheel or between us?

[Big Cat]

No, it's. Yeah, it's. You guys can determine however you want. You can do wheel.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Eddie]

That's the wheel.

[Zah]

Okay. And we're first, so we're going nip right away.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Unless they wait for last.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, maybe we'll wait for. We'll have the grand finale.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll have you for a little bit.

[Zah]

Can we put this on fridge? In a fridge.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Kate]

Keep it cool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah?

[Zah]

Yeah. I don't want. I don't want more.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. I think that kind of ruins it.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. Just.

[Eddie]

That makes it worse.

[Kyle]

Cold dirt.

[Kate]

Breast milk's supposed to be warm.

[Zah]

Yeah, I want cold dirt. Of course.

[Kate]

Body temp.

[Zah]

That's gone.

[Kyle]

What are you doing? Best of seven.

[KB]

What's the sweep rule?

[Kyle]

You want to split the wheel up?

[Zah]

Eddie, how would that work?

[Kyle]

More slices?

[Zah]

Sure.

[Kyle]

Let's split it up, Chef.

[Eddie]

Eddie,

[Zah]

best seven.

[Eddie]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Eliminator, Oh, Eliminator.

[KB]

Like eliminator.

[Big Cat]

Eliminator is good.

[Eddie]

And this is for who drinks out of it if it lands on you.

[Big Cat]

No, it's eliminator.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, we're just.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this is good, huh?

[Eddie]

Practice.

[Kyle]

What do you think? Yeah, Practice.

[Zah]

Yeah, practice.

[Big Cat]

That was a mistake.

[Zah]

Practice. Oo.

[Big Cat]

That was good, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

Smart move, Eddie.

[Big Cat]

Good practice.

[Zah]

Triple dirt. I had a. I had a process.

[KB]

And what is the consumption position going

[Brandon Walker]

to be On Brandon's lap.

[Eddie]

On his lap?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You want to. Do you want to? You want to.

[Brandon Walker]

And we have two titties, so it's two syringes for each titty.

[Kyle]

Should we. You want to do add a slice, whoever hits.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Kyle]

yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

All right. Is that a slice? You also can go to the small wheel.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

At any point, Danny. You so should ask Danny.

[KB]

Zero input.

[Brandon Walker]

Zero.

[KB]

He's just getting screamed. It's gonna be Danny.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Eddie's not gonna have to drink any of this.

[Brandon Walker]

Probably.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna drink up all the dirt.

[Kyle]

Eddie's a guest, so. Eddie.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Eddie's a guest. Eddie, would you like to choose?

[Kyle]

You wanna. You wanna add a slice? Whoever it lands on adds.

[Big Cat]

This is Eliminator, by the way.

[Zah]

You know that now when you say add a slice, that means I get another one.

[Kyle]

Whoever lands on adds a slice.

[Zah]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zah]

Add a slice.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Zah]

Right.

[Eddie]

You're asking me?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[KB]

We're going 50.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a team.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Zah]

We're gonna add a slice.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

Danny, would this give Jackie the ick?

[Danny]

Probably.

[Eddie]

Who wouldn't?

[Kate]

Out of brand.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that too. I was thinking of the dirt.

[Kyle]

Adding a slice.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that was. Now you gotta add it.

[Kyle]

You gotta add one more.

[Nick Torrani]

Rules are rules.

[Zah]

Wait, so Danny gets a slice for that?

[Kyle]

No, you get a slice. It landed on you.

[Big Cat]

And it's Eliminator. So you don't want more slices.

[Kyle]

You want your slices off the wheel. You want as many.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie, in their defense, they were so crystal clear.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So you're

[Kyle]

double.

[KB]

Ad do another one.

[Kyle]

Let's.

[Kate]

Yeah, double might be smart because I would double add. Double. Add it.

[Zah]

No, no, no. I can't be sucking titty on Livy Dunde.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right, so just add one.

[Zah]

Just add one.

[Eddie]

If there was any day two.

[Big Cat]

Suck titty. Actually stop right there.

[Brandon Walker]

That's two for Eddie.

[Big Cat]

But Eddie, this is okay because it's an eliminator.

[Zah]

So you're.

[Big Cat]

You have more slices.

[Brandon Walker]

More slices to be eliminated.

[Kyle]

Don't let the adding of slices fool you. This fact an eliminator.

[Brandon Walker]

You almost have to go.

[Danny]

What the hell is happening? How can it be an eliminator if you're adding?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's a reverse eliminator.

[Zah]

Yeah, I'm trying to stack the deck.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but you've done the more slices you have on there, the more you have to be eliminated.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Zah]

Let's start it up.

[Big Cat]

All right. This is one more practice.

[Zah]

No, no, no.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Danny]

Nothing counts.

[Big Cat]

Where are we at now? It does.

[Kyle]

It's an eliminator, Brandon. We do this every draft.

[Big Cat]

It's an eliminator. Wheel to suck on your titty. What? What are you confused about?

[Zah]

This is.

[Brandon Walker]

What makes you say that, Ed. The laxative and dirt and ketchup.

[Big Cat]

You're okay, Ed. I like where you're at.

[Zah]

I hope your legs are strong today, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

All right, here we go.

[Danny]

I'm still on my lap.

[Big Cat]

You just can't lose one of these first ones.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie. Did you want him?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[KB]

You're okay.

[Zah]

Yes.

[Kyle]

This is really bad.

[Zah]

No, I'm okay.

[Eddie]

Are you adding more dingus? I'm okay, Eliminator.

[Zah]

I'm okay.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not really. No, you're kind of.

[Big Cat]

No, he's okay. He's okay. Guys, look. There you go.

[Danny]

There's one.

[Kyle]

All right, Eddie.

[Kate]

There is the.

[Kyle]

More.

[Big Cat]

Eddie.

[Eddie]

One of the ones you added.

[Zah]

Odds can be beaten.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's proving it right now. Stop. There. Now you're fine.

[Kyle]

Now you gotta.

[Big Cat]

Now you have to add.

[Kyle]

You have to add. Eddie. Eddie, you have to double.

[Eddie]

You deserve to lose this.

[Brandon Walker]

You've gotten yourself quite the pick away.

[Kyle]

Have to add.

[Big Cat]

No, you gotta eliminate and then add.

[KB]

There's a pass.

[Zah]

Eliminate. Eliminate.

[Big Cat]

There you go.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Big Cat]

There you go.

[Zah]

Eliminate.

[Brandon Walker]

One more.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

This is dangerous.

[Big Cat]

Very dangerous.

[Brandon Walker]

Eliminate.

[Kyle]

One more.

[Brandon Walker]

If Danny gets eliminated, it's done.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.

[Eddie]

It is okay.

[Kyle]

Good play.

[Big Cat]

How do you add?

[Kate]

Let him get hot.

[Zah]

No, Jesus.

[Eddie]

You can't just add one of me.

[Kyle]

If you could double add Danny right

[Brandon Walker]

now, what Then it's even.

[Eddie]

And can I add more?

[Big Cat]

You got a. No, no, Danny, he's a guest.

[Danny]

We've lost the plot.

[Zah]

I. I gotta add.

[Big Cat]

Okay, nice. Good move. Good.

[Brandon Walker]

Good play. Eddie.

[Danny]

Eddie, hurry up, my titties. Screaming.

[Brandon Walker]

That's one more. Ed.

[Zah]

Shouldn't have added.

[Eddie]

Could have seen this coming.

[KB]

Eliminate.

[Big Cat]

Add.

[Kyle]

Oh, weird.

[Big Cat]

There you go, Eddie. All right.

[Kyle]

Go.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Scumbag.

[Zah]

You gotta go off feel.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

You could do a double ad right now. And you, Danny, would have more than you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, and it's over.

[Kate]

To turn the whole thing around.

[Eddie]

When did this.

[Kyle]

You take the power all the way

[Kate]

down thing around, Eddie, we'll be here all day.

[Brandon Walker]

You want to shuffle?

[Zah]

Yes, please.

[Big Cat]

Shuffle.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

There we go. Good call. That's a really good call.

[Zah]

Absolutely.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a good looking wheel.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Good shuffle.

[Big Cat]

It's like two.

[Kyle]

Good shuffle.

[Zah]

This is up.

[Eddie]

They're playing you like a fiddle.

[Kyle]

Ad.

[Zah]

Eliminate.

[Kyle]

Oh, get there.

[Big Cat]

Get there. Yeah. That was wonderful. Battle. This is the job, Eddie.

[Kate]

Now you're even.

[Kyle]

Now you got it.

[Brandon Walker]

Down to 50. 50.

[Zah]

Eliminate.

[Big Cat]

It was right back at the beginning. Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie.

[Zah]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[KB]

What's it gonna do?

[Zah]

Eliminate.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

This could be it.

[Kyle]

Well played. Well played.

[Brandon Walker]

You want to split Danny's and yours.

[Eddie]

The milk's getting warmer, Ed.

[Brandon Walker]

Split's not a bad idea.

[Big Cat]

You can do a best of seven.

[Brandon Walker]

You could split Danny's and have. So Danny has two pieces.

[Kyle]

Because the way it's set up right now, if it goes to one half of the way wheel, you're just.

[Eddie]

You're dirty.

[Kyle]

Then it's like if it's split up, then you have a chance if you can just will the wheel to keep smart.

[Eddie]

I didn't approve of any of these decisions so far.

[Zah]

I mean, I've been kind of hot, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you are. Do you want to go best of seven or you split?

[Brandon Walker]

I genuinely think splitting's the play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

God damn it. What are y' all doing?

[Big Cat]

Spin the wheel.

[Danny]

Somebody suck a titty. What the are we doing?

[Eddie]

Oh, he's horny.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have golf?

[Danny]

No, I don't. It's not till late, but what are we doing?

[Zah]

Best on seven.

[Danny]

That's what we had to begin with.

[Big Cat]

All right, here we go. Best of seven. You want to get four first? You want to get four first?

[Eddie]

Okay, just. So just playing till Eddie wins.

[Big Cat]

No, what are you talking about? We're back at the beginning.

[Zah]

How we start?

[Big Cat]

You can't even complain, Danny. We're back at 50. 50.

[Zah]

That's how we start.

[Big Cat]

One. Nothing. Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're not allowed to complain, Danny. You drafted this shitty drink.

[Eddie]

Like, I didn't.

[Kyle]

There you go.

[Big Cat]

1. There you go, Danny.

[Brandon Walker]

Or do they cancel out now and they're back at zero.

[Kyle]

That's best of five.

[Zah]

Get there.

[Brandon Walker]

That's.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Two, one.

[Eddie]

I've never seen a wheel move like this.

[Big Cat]

Two, one.

[Kyle]

This is huge.

[Big Cat]

Two, one.

[Kyle]

This is a. Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Two, two. Should we split them for the final three?

[Zah]

Can I see what that looks like?

[Big Cat]

All right.

[KB]

Spin.

[Big Cat]

Three, two. One more.

[Kyle]

One more.

[Big Cat]

Oh, baby. Danny, how you feeling?

[Eddie]

Not great. You?

[Big Cat]

Eddie, we did get back to 50. 50.

[Brandon Walker]

50.

[Big Cat]

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

[Danny]

You're the man.

[Brandon Walker]

You're the man.

[KB]

Brilliant.

[Kyle]

I've never st a master stroke from barar.

[Big Cat]

He had the wheel on a string.

[Zah]

I had it. I. I had a plan.

[Kyle]

That was unbelievable.

[Big Cat]

All right, blend your drink.

[Eddie]

Danny, what happened to your brain?

[Zah]

You're going to thank me for the dirt. I promise that.

[Big Cat]

You promise? Blending poor.

[Kyle]

That'll never get old to me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so. And Danny's legitimately mad not realizing that we just went back to 50.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Ew. It looks like cement.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a nice hue.

[KB]

It does look like cookies and cream.

[Kate]

Okay, this is Miralax. Beer, milk, dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Icebreakers.

[Kate]

Icebreakers.

[Zah]

Pour it.

[KB]

So Danny's going last, or what is.

[Big Cat]

No, no, here, Pour. Yeah, here. Pour it into here.

[Kate]

What does it smell like?

[Big Cat]

Danny, you can start drinking.

[Zah]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

So Danny's is going into the titty.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, I do think you have less. I think the titties hold less. I think you won.

[Zah]

Oh, Minty sour dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Nobody's made that sound before saying minty sour. I need a clip of your. Your fist. Clench. Talking about Livy Duck.

[Kate]

See, that's us next, right?

[Eddie]

You didn't start knowing we were gonna go first.

[Zah]

How much of this I gotta drink?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it doesn't smell bad. It doesn't smell bad at all.

[Zah]

Do I go now?

[Big Cat]

No. Let's let everyone blend, and then we can say what you have, and then you take a couple strong sips.

[Zah]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

You're the only one sipping nipple.

[Eddie]

Oh, the only one. Okay, that's what I mean.

[Brandon Walker]

If you're Mustache Chad is furious about that decision, by the way. Really?

[Eddie]

I'm not excited.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, of the.

[KB]

Of what? Of Danny?

[Brandon Walker]

Or that only one person is gonna be sucking out the boob?

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

We do. One person from each team.

[Zah]

Danny, I don't.

[Kyle]

Get their dirt out of here. It's disgusting.

[Kate]

Sorry. Yeah. Oh, Smells like cat food. That looks so gross.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's nasty. That smells awful. Oh, we have maple syrup.

[Kate]

At least we have the maple syrup.

[Nick Torrani]

All right, all right.

[Kate]

It's a cat food.

[Kyle]

Maybe that'll help.

[Big Cat]

Overpower.

[Kate]

Yeah. I say dump a ton of it in there.

[Kyle]

Make it nice and sweet.

[Kate]

Say dump the whole thing.

[Kyle]

Dump the whole thing.

[Kate]

Dump the whole thing.

[Kyle]

Nice and sweet. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Haven't opened one of these in a while. Oh, the lemon smells good. You guys forgot your milk.

[Kate]

Do a Little dirt. A little je ne sais quoi.

[Big Cat]

That might be more dirt than.

[Brandon Walker]

We have a little genesis.

[Big Cat]

That was so much dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Holy.

[Big Cat]

That was so much dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Little geneseer.

[Zah]

I went early. We want a jar, Danny.

[Big Cat]

We're all having dirt. We're all having dirt.

[Kate]

I'm sorry.

[Kyle]

All right, so this is more dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Your second dirt.

[Kate]

Is the milk in there yet?

[Kyle]

Yes, the milk is.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Kate, that's not good.

[Kyle]

All right, and quadruple dirt coming up.

[Big Cat]

This is good stuff. This is good stuff.

[Kyle]

Do we need more milk?

[Kate]

Yeah, probably.

[Kyle]

The fact that you can't tell if there's milk in there isn't great.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, the maple syrup's just gonna thicken the dirt.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's some good dirt.

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Danny]

we got beef in there, too. Beef and dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

You got beef and dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Beef and dirt.

[Zah]

Oh, there's. There's smells.

[Big Cat]

How do you smell? You don't smell.

[Danny]

You're. You're nine feet away.

[Zah]

I'm telling you, when she opened that hatch.

[Brandon Walker]

You're so funny.

[Kate]

Smells so bad.

[Zah]

Yeah, see, Our color's so much better, too.

[Big Cat]

Danny, I'm trying to win you back.

[Danny]

Danny, your color is better.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, look at our color.

[Eddie]

I haven't smelled.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God, it smells so bad.

[Kate]

I'm already gagging.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, might have been the move.

[Eddie]

Worse than I. It smells way worse.

[Danny]

Guys, if you want to put it in the titty, I'll do it for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, titties less.

[Danny]

Just regulate the sip. A little better.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[KB]

Okay, the dirt out.

[Big Cat]

There's some dirt in there.

[KB]

I want zero dirt.

[Big Cat]

What do you want me do? We can't wash it out.

[Kate]

That was your rule.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I know.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, going last is perfect. S. They're gonna kick all the rest

[Danny]

like you always do.

[Kate]

Is really. At least we got in before tuna.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I forgot about the tuna.

[Kate]

At least. At least we got in ahead of that.

[Danny]

Are she gonna be casual with the tuna?

[Kate]

I can't smell it.

[Big Cat]

No, all the time.

[Danny]

All the tuna. Followed by oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on, Kyle. Kyle, quit it, man.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta stop it.

[Zah]

Kyle.

[Kyle]

Kyle.

[Big Cat]

Oh, is this powder?

[KB]

It's powder.

[Danny]

Is that magnesium?

[Big Cat]

No, it's the Mirax.

[Danny]

Mirax. Oh, boy.

[Zah]

Oh, it's powder.

[Big Cat]

Need a little more Italian seasoning.

[KB]

Tastes like Subway.

[Danny]

This is going to be a beautiful stir. It doesn't look that bad. No, except for those chunks of tuna. It's really grinding that tuna up right now.

[KB]

I forgot about the milk.

[Danny]

The base ingredient.

[KB]

It was a good Mixture. But I forgot about the milk.

[Big Cat]

Oh, the tuna is stuck everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

What's.

[Zah]

What's. What's the strongest?

[Big Cat]

Who's up next?

[KB]

It's the tuna is the strongest. Surprisingly, it's the tuna.

[Brandon Walker]

That's. Don't have to be the tuna fish. Chunky blue cheek miscalculation on Dean's end.

[Kyle]

No.

[Kate]

Do I have. Do I have any dirt in my teeth?

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you took a sip. Kate.

[Kate]

Is it bad?

[Danny]

Kate, how'd you do that?

[Kate]

Do what?

[Eddie]

Did you do that?

[KB]

What brown is that?

[Kate]

Is it okay?

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Oh, gross.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, gross. Fun bar story.

[Kyle]

You'll never guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Kate, it's dirt.

[KB]

I see it all in your hookworm.

[Kyle]

There's something inside me. Go guess what it is.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll give you 20 questions to guess. Is it dirt, Kate?

[Kate]

But would they ever guess? Is the Oakland A's field?

[Danny]

Probably not.

[Eddie]

They've already left by that point.

[KB]

Easy.

[Brandon Walker]

You did lemon already?

[Nick Torrani]

No.

[Eddie]

Was there just that much dirt at the top, Kate, that you were able.

[Kate]

At the bottom? At the bottom.

[Zah]

Upside.

[Danny]

That's strong.

[Kate]

Have you dried your.

[Brandon Walker]

What is that?

[Kyle]

I'm not. Should we go?

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's disgusting.

[Zah]

That was goopy.

[Kate]

It's brutal. It's brutal. It's horrendous.

[Kyle]

No, I just keep smelling it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's. That one looks really bad.

[Kate]

That one looks like vomit.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, did you put milk in?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

He forgot the milk. He forgot the milk.

[Zah]

Oh, that stinks.

[Kate]

Oh, it's only a milk draft.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that does stink.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

O.

[Zah]

Open up the hatch.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, this might be the worst one.

[Danny]

Going to go through the little hole. Oh, there you go. That didn't help a lot. No, it doesn't. Oh, who ended up with. With the peppas?

[Big Cat]

The peppas.

[Brandon Walker]

We have the peppas. We lost our ice for the peppas.

[Danny]

Have you blended it?

[Big Cat]

So gross.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that looks strong.

[Kate]

So thick. That's.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna go titty.

[Big Cat]

I am, too.

[KB]

Do we. I think we have to.

[Big Cat]

I'm going to.

[Zah]

Did they get the ham?

[Brandon Walker]

Titty will be less liquid. It'll be less liquid. It's one syringe optional titty.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna go titty.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm opting for all.

[Danny]

Opting in for two.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, opt in on titty.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna titty.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Because it's actually grosser to like much gross. It's grosser to see a sip.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't rather see it. I would rather look at a tit. Yeah.

[Danny]

So you're all Sitting on my lap.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm gonna sick. I'm gonna suck that.

[Danny]

Oh, spot in line.

[Brandon Walker]

Actually, it looks like an orange dream.

[Big Cat]

Oh, mine smells so bad.

[Kate]

Ew.

[Danny]

Get up there.

[Eddie]

Click.

[Kate]

Oh, ours is like old hot dog water.

[Big Cat]

So how do we load up these titties, Dom?

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a syringe that loads it through like a. I would like a

[Big Cat]

titty loaded for me.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's kind of like once you start, it's like all in one. Like, you start. You start going, and it's gonna come out.

[Big Cat]

All right, Danny, you want.

[KB]

Not like you load the title.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like you push it out.

[Big Cat]

Right. I'll take left.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, deal.

[Kate]

Oh, so it does load right out of the nipples.

[KB]

You don't load.

[Brandon Walker]

It comes out the nipples, but it's not like you load the tit and then go. It's like you push on the syringe and it starts coming out the hole.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, but you can load the syringe and then set it up and then.

[Kate]

Oh, that looks so thick.

[Kyle]

Yes, that's all.

[Zah]

Oh, right. Get the mongo in there.

[Big Cat]

Too thick.

[Kate]

Oh, that looks gross.

[Big Cat]

I'll get a good to sip out of that.

[Brandon Walker]

We up.

[Kyle]

How's ours, Korma?

[Danny]

It's dripping on me.

[Zah]

It's tripping on me.

[Big Cat]

D. All right, hold on, Danny. Wait till they can. We can watch. Let's move the table. Ew, Ew. Ew.

[Kate]

Oh, dry he.

[Big Cat]

I think titty's the move. I really do. I think you got a title.

[KB]

I think we got the only solids.

[Big Cat]

That's Danny's. Danny's title. Oh, my God.

[Zah]

Oh, what a.

[Big Cat]

Wait, hold on, hold on. Let him. Let him blend.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Blender break.

[Brandon Walker]

Blender's broken. Can't do it.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Kate]

none of these look good.

[Eddie]

Don't get too excited.

[Brandon Walker]

Hold your horses.

[Danny]

Dripping.

[Eddie]

Dirt to dirt.

[Kate]

Why it tell you to try to let Danny suck it out before you start pushing on them?

[Eddie]

No training wheels.

[Zah]

A little wet, though.

[Eddie]

What smells bad?

[Kyle]

The.

[Eddie]

The mental.

[Zah]

Oh, yeah, it's minty. Source.

[Danny]

Honestly, doesn't smell that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Eddie]

The cup.

[Danny]

I gag compared to what I'm wearing.

[Big Cat]

All right, here, let's move the table so we can get some views. With tits. Is anyone else opting for tit? I'm titting.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's this? That's like, naturally separating already.

[Eddie]

That's ours. All right.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, Danny, you ready?

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

See what you're titting. Say what you're titting first.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm Danny Conrad. And I'm titting.

[Kyle]

No way.

[Eddie]

Danny Conrad. I am titting. Milk, dirt, Mirac icebreaker sours and ketchup.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, the titty proceeds. No.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Nick Torrani]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

All right,

[Brandon Walker]

Danny. What? What did it taste like?

[Eddie]

It was a lot of the muralax. That tasted disgusting. Yeah, the mint, a little hint of dirt. I can't wait till art quote tweeting Brandon's racial tweet with a picture of

[Big Cat]

a guy sucking his.

[Eddie]

Take this guy seriously.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Kate]

Oh, he's gonna throw up again.

[KB]

Oh, it's on your shoulder. What did Dom do?

[Zah]

She's like, dom, my titties are dripping. Should I go too,

[Kate]

in solidarity?

[Zah]

Do I have to? I gotta drink those cup, right?

[Big Cat]

All right, big cat. I'm gonna be having.

[Zah]

I got one there. Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Tuna, milk, Miralax Italian dressing, and Ken's chunky. And Ken's Chunky.

[Brandon Walker]

And what titty are you having?

[Big Cat]

I'm having it from Brandon's left titty. My favorite. And also maybe some dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Pat backwards.

[Big Cat]

Oh, jeez.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no. Oh, there it goes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that had to have been the tuna.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

That so bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, daddy. Not you, daddy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

So bad.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Who's up? Pressing all out. Who's up?

[Brandon Walker]

So chunky. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's about. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Was disgusting.

[Danny]

Dumb. Yeah, it's too. That was too ch. Might have broke.

[Zah]

I got.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, that drink broke the left titty.

[Eddie]

You go to puking the garbage, but then the garbage smells so bad it makes you puke more.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I didn't like that sound. Did not like that sound. Would it be good to do a water. A water rinse through the titty? Brandon, you're oozing. I'm gonna tit.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Zah, you're up. Do you want a titty with me at the same time?

[Big Cat]

Oh, it.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's do it, Nick. Let's do it. No, no, no. Brandon's going through too much online right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah, good call.

[Kate]

Good call.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this you?

[Nick Torrani]

You dog.

[KB]

What did it taste like?

[Danny]

Terrible.

[KB]

Terrible.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna go right titty.

[Big Cat]

The blue cheese was the worst.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he put in a lot.

[Big Cat]

Oh, left one is sensitive.

[Zah]

Left one sensitive.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

I still got another one in me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I might too.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Dude, it's the combo of the food but also sucking out of the titties.

[KB]

Sucking up. Yeah, the vessel. The vessel is a tit.

[Big Cat]

Oh, My God,

[Kyle]

I'm Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll be sucking out of Brandon's. Right. Titty milk. Di Peppa curry?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Eddie]

Does anyone have any baby food?

[Brandon Walker]

Che, what else do I have? Olives.

[Kyle]

Olives. Hot sauce.

[Big Cat]

Handbag.

[Brandon Walker]

Hand. Baby mushroom. Then the cream of mushroom.

[Eddie]

Cream of mushroom and mango.

[Zah]

I think I'm gonna puke again.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy. Oh, no.

[Kyle]

This is.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it shoots right down your throat.

[Big Cat]

It's so bad.

[KB]

It shoots. I thought it was, like, seeping out.

[Big Cat]

You don't have a second to get ready for.

[Brandon Walker]

It's high psi.

[Big Cat]

It's like.

[KB]

It squirts out.

[Big Cat]

It squirts out when he hits the thing. When he hits the nozzle. It just squirts right in your throat.

[KB]

I thought it oozed out.

[Big Cat]

Shooting blue cheese in the back of

[Eddie]

my throat before automatically choking on something that tastes disgusting.

[Brandon Walker]

You can shoot across the room with it.

[Big Cat]

I think someone from each team has to do.

[Danny]

Well, Nick. Already. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I can't do Z. Ch. Ch. Someone from each team has to titty.

[KB]

This is the worst thing ever.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Someone from each team has to titty.

[Eddie]

This is the grossest thing I took by far.

[Big Cat]

You're good. Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, God.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[KB]

Oh, my God.

[Zah]

The dirt is chunking it up.

[Eddie]

Ruin titties for me, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I can't smell it on my mustache too.

[Danny]

Smell. All right.

[Big Cat]

I'm never getting away from this smell.

[Danny]

You can't do it.

[Big Cat]

I want to do it.

[Danny]

Die. I don't want you to do it.

[KB]

Dog wants to do it.

[Eddie]

He wants.

[Kyle]

Why would you let Zod do it? Yeah, Brandon, why won't you let Zod do it?

[Danny]

Bad for your tweet.

[Zah]

That's almost worse.

[KB]

You just denied him whites only titty.

[Eddie]

You have to be a certain size

[Kyle]

or drink from the other titties.

[Kate]

Off.

[KB]

You got the Mississippi.

[Brandon Walker]

It's all good. I, I, I put you in that spot.

[Eddie]

Making you beg for Z.

[Kyle]

That's crazy.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Hoo.

[Danny]

All right, Z. Come on. Suck my titty.

[Big Cat]

Z. You don't have to. You can ever done by far.

[Danny]

Somebody come suck my titting.

[Big Cat]

Jay, you gotta suck.

[Danny]

Chase comes and then one of those two.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, one of those two over there in the corner that haven't been talking for a long time.

[Danny]

They get to go last.

[Kate]

I can't. I can't do it. Because it'd be disrespectful to Mrs. Walker.

[Kyle]

Same. Same. There's only one set of walkers.

[Big Cat]

Come on, Jay.

[Kyle]

Oh, you met. Oh, sorry, Che.

[Big Cat]

You spent the morning talking to the GM of the box. The afternoon sucking on Brandon's titty. What a. What a life this is going to be. Oh, I might never get this taste out of.

[KB]

Dude, stuck. Dude, what was the worst part was the blue cheese.

[Big Cat]

Not the tuna comes out so fast. You.

[Zah]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Exactly like.

[Danny]

Oh, I'm sucking on.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[KB]

Oh, well, at least you're about to.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not good.

[KB]

No, I think I'd rather do it through the tit than a cup.

[Big Cat]

Do it. Get in there.

[KB]

The cup is.

[Big Cat]

Get in there.

[KB]

You don't. You don't think. The way that it shoots.

[Kate]

Oh, Z's gonna.

[Danny]

He didn't even do titty.

[Big Cat]

All right, Che, grand finale.

[Eddie]

He's here, though.

[Danny]

No, they're still.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. I don't think they're good.

[Brandon Walker]

Che, look at Brandon in the eyes and say mama before you do it.

[Eddie]

It's gross, right?

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, you might actually have the worst. You're covered in all of it.

[Danny]

Yeah, no, I. There's been dripping on me the whole time.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

But I'm used to. As a mom, I'm used to it. I've had worse. I mean, let's get on with it.

[Kate]

Danny looks like he's been to war.

[Danny]

This one coming here. This. This thing coming here.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, look how orange.

[Big Cat]

I think we gotta do this every year. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Keep the titties. That's why we did it.

[Big Cat]

Keep the titties.

[Kyle]

Oh, God.

[Nick Torrani]

Gross.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't like.

[Zah]

I don't.

[Danny]

Big boy. What are you eating?

[KB]

Who are we looking at?

[Nick Torrani]

Yeah, tj.

[Zah]

What?

[Nick Torrani]

Cream of mushroom ice.

[Big Cat]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

The kimchi.

[Eddie]

He doesn't have his headphones on.

[Brandon Walker]

Lasagna soup.

[Danny]

T.T.

[Nick Torrani]

just got it.

[Brandon Walker]

Lasagna soup. Cream of mushroom soup. Ice. He's still listing ingredients. Kimchi sauce.

[Big Cat]

House.

[Brandon Walker]

Steve, move the mic.

[Kate]

Move the mic.

[Brandon Walker]

That was weird. Steve.

[Big Cat]

Hungry.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

He's at babies.

[Brandon Walker]

Hug me.

[Zah]

That's a good boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. He's growing chunky.

[Nick Torrani]

Wasn't coming out, was it?

[Brandon Walker]

Not coming out.

[Nick Torrani]

Here comes.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Brandon Walker]

It's thick. It is the way. It's just.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Oh, holy.

[Danny]

All right, well, switch titties then.

[Big Cat]

I got clogged.

[Kate]

Duck. Got a. Massage it out.

[Brandon Walker]

Got a titty jam.

[Nick Torrani]

So I think it's a lasagna soup. There's a lot of actual pasta in there.

[Big Cat]

Anyone else?

[Nick Torrani]

And mushrooms.

[Big Cat]

Titus. Titus is going.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's go.

[KB]

I think we both have.

[Kate]

Yeah,

[KB]

I. I'm doing it. I don't. I would rather do it. That's it.

[Big Cat]

I have to get into a meeting in two minutes, Eddie. One minute.

[Danny]

Oh, God damn it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

It reeks in here.

[Big Cat]

Towel or. It's so bad. The smell is so bad.

[Brandon Walker]

It reeks.

[Kyle]

You got. You got to clean.

[Big Cat]

What an episode. Oh, my God. You ready?

[Danny]

I'm all right.

[Kyle]

This one, you use that syringe. That one's clogged. This one, right?

[Big Cat]

That was that one good.

[Danny]

You want the one

[Big Cat]

I watch from the back? Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[KB]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

Going from this to a meeting is crazy.

[Big Cat]

Walk right into a meeting. What were you just doing?

[Kyle]

Tits.

[Big Cat]

And then I threw up in a trash can.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I cannot get the taste out of my mouth.

[Big Cat]

It's so bad.

[Kate]

No, it's like this old hot dog.

[KB]

Water forever.

[Kyle]

This one.

[Big Cat]

Okay,

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, maybe hold them. Maybe put your arms under him.

[Kyle]

What do we have in ours?

[Kate]

We had bean soup, a ton of dirt, ton of syrup.

[Brandon Walker]

Proceed.

[Kate]

Soy sauce. We had a lot of soy sauce. And mostly dirt. A lot of dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, look at your baby boy when he's doing it.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna do it.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, you tempted?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

It's bad.

[Brandon Walker]

They got your nose.

[KB]

Jesus.

[Danny]

Let's go, Kyle.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Zah]

The problem is, if I was, I should have done under clean, booby circumstances.

[Danny]

That's why.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Did the maple syrup help?

[Kyle]

No. What? What is that?

[Kate]

It's the. I think it's the. The beef. The baby beef? Yeah. It's overpowering. It's terrible. I know.

[Kyle]

I don't taste maple syrup at all, or.

[Kate]

No, it's the baby beef just took over the whole cup.

[Kyle]

I thought I would taste lemon.

[Kate]

Nope.

[Danny]

We're going to go across.

[Kate]

There. No. Cool way to do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Guess what.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it down.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[KB]

Eddie, the cranberries.

[Kyle]

Eddie, I got to do it.

[Big Cat]

Eddie, you're done.

[Kate]

Brandon. What's one more?

[Brandon Walker]

What's one?

[KB]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

That's the lady who's not doing it. What's one more, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker]

I kind of want to keg. Stand it.

[Kate]

You go.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Zah]

No perv accusations, though.

[Big Cat]

Which one was the one?

[Danny]

Oh, I gotta drain this one.

[Kyle]

Not letting Z go was crazy. Well, I just not letting Zago was crazy.

[Danny]

Everybody can go. I guess Eddie's the last one ends on right.

[Big Cat]

Which one was.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Shout out to Dom and Wyatt for helping out.

[Kate]

Yes, thank you.

[Danny]

Even though Dom might be a piece of.

[Brandon Walker]

Think he's spilling on you on purpose?

[Danny]

A little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

You are covered. Hey, Brandon, this was your Wheel idea.

[Danny]

No, it wasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, it was. To add draft to the wheel well.

[Danny]

Draft is good, but same one.

[Big Cat]

Oh, left, left, left. We do left.

[Danny]

Left is where picky at this point.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right. Are you just gonna.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Eddie, you're going to the nipple wed. Yeah, buddy. No, the dress, kids. Baron.

[KB]

Tits are off. He's stuck in the titties on the floor.

[Danny]

Oh, my.

[Eddie]

Go down the wrong pipe.

[Danny]

Imagine sucking like that.

[Eddie]

Chugged it out of your titty damn head.

[Zah]

Chill.

[Eddie]

You had it like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Weirdo.

[Zah]

Trying to get over with it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, that was awful.

[Kate]

Paper towel. Yes.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Kyle]

Let's spin the wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

Tj we have any hats?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Zah]

Very minty.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The medicine was sneaky. Terrible.

[Brandon Walker]

What's it taste like, Ed?

[Big Cat]

I want to see Eddie. I want to see the replay.

[Zah]

Minty.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on, man.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[KB]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

I see the replay of Eddie Paint.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Eddie, you gotta go to the nipple wed.

[Big Cat]

Tact.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, buddy. And then he went to the corner to puke. He was so confused.

[Zah]

I got blinded. It shot in my eyes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look at that.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, look at him.

[Kyle]

You spewed it everywhere. Look at that.

[Zah]

I'm sorry.

[Danny]

I'm sorry.

[Kyle]

Oh, my.

[Zah]

Did not taste like paint.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're a freak, Ferrari. What a show.

[KB]

What?

[Big Cat]

Anyone want to still do nips? Maybe Got almost everyone. Kate, you didn't.

[Kate]

I did.

[Big Cat]

I didn't.

[Kate]

I didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

We're gonna keep maybe.

[Big Cat]

Did you?

[Kyle]

We gotta keep those nips.

[Brandon Walker]

How bad?

[Kyle]

So bad.

[Big Cat]

So bad.

[Kate]

I still drank mine. I still drank a good amount.

[KB]

It's disgusting.

[Big Cat]

I. I have, like, tuna and blue cheese almost.

[Kyle]

The blue cheese.

[KB]

Blue cheese.

[Big Cat]

The blue cheese.

[KB]

Me, I like typically.

[Eddie]

Is that the grossest thing you guys have tasted on this show?

[KB]

Because it was a liquidy.

[Big Cat]

Titus. How was it?

[Kyle]

That was the worst thing we've done.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

By far. By far.

[Big Cat]

By far.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm happy we did it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Even the smells. Horrendous.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Welp it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This room's ruined.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Reeks.

[Big Cat]

I'm just gonna try to block out what happened. Like, I went in and. And got on that nipple.

[Zah]

How does this last?

[Big Cat]

And it was just.

[Brandon Walker]

It just shoots.

[Big Cat]

It just goes right down your throat instantly. And then you're just like. I'm sitting on a grown man's lap,

[Eddie]

drinking out of his nipple, choking on dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

It just all happens so fast.

[Big Cat]

For. For what reason? I don't know.

[Eddie]

And then.

[Kyle]

And then maybe an lol.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's and then the worst part is tomorrow, if. If. If we don't have a good yak, everyone's like, these guys suck.

[Kyle]

These guys.

[Big Cat]

These guys are the worst. Oh, and they're. And they're washed.

[Eddie]

They're just going to be demanding the titties.

[Big Cat]

I. I wish. I wish this. The. The titty episode had a little more staying power.

[Kyle]

I just.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I have a really bad feeling. We're going to. The titties are going to be a crutch here pretty soon.

[Big Cat]

I know. We're. Those titties are not going anywhere.

[Kyle]

They're not going anywhere.

[Big Cat]

We need those back.

[Kyle]

They're right there. I think we need more. Imagine. Imagine Brandon had three.

[Big Cat]

Everything needs to be out of the titty.

[Brandon Walker]

You the man, Brandon.

[Kyle]

Imagine Brandon had six of those things on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We had to have cow, Brandon. And we lay under him like Romulus and Remus.

[Big Cat]

A whole litter of us. You just lay.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we lay.

[Big Cat]

Maybe we get you a porch so you can lay under and we all just. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we'll paint you like a cow.

[Eddie]

Like do like that. The Bongzilla for tits.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, we got rid of the wheel, man.

[Big Cat]

We're a titty show. Those titties are going to be a crush. Yeah, we're going to use those again many times.

[Zah]

Brandon. What?

[Big Cat]

Sit down. Tell us your experience from. From your point of view on the. On the. On the titties.

[Danny]

Is it how they got there? It wasn't. It wasn't that bad. It. Dude, suckling the titty was. Wasn't bad. When everybody got off of it, they either spit it kind of back in my face or dripped all over me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So I've got a little bit of liquid from everybody on. On my body.

[Big Cat]

Can't say mama needs.

[Danny]

Yeah, I got a little bit nick on me. I got a little bit of big cat on me. Some Eddie all over me.

[Big Cat]

We were cranky boys, though.

[Danny]

Did they. Did they show that back? Yeah, I didn't see it. I was.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Eddie spewed everywhere.

[Danny]

No, I'm aware.

[Kyle]

Everywhere. And then went to the corner.

[Danny]

You went to his shoulder, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, buddy.

[Danny]

Were you a formula?

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Zah]

Yeah, okay.

[Big Cat]

I was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. You didn't know. You don't know how to instinctually latch.

[Zah]

No, I don't know why I went to the corner.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you were all. Have you, like, fallen recently?

[Zah]

I don't know what happened today.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you were a little concussed all day.

[Zah]

I think I might have been.

[Kyle]

I loved it. Whatever it Was however we got here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was a good Eddie.

[Kyle]

This was a. This was an Eddie episode.

[KB]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Livy Dunn, you were just on Fox.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Came out here and you're a renaissance man. Edge.

[Zah]

High upside. On the dirt, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the dirt really did bring it all together.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[KB]

Dirt.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The dirt was. I would take the dirt all day over the blue cheese and the tuna.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Hey, by the way, I've been meaning to tell you, I. Now that we've done it, I think

[Brandon Walker]

the tuna was a mistake looking back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say bad drafting strategy.

[Brandon Walker]

Heavy handed. On the cheese. On the blue cheese, though.

[KB]

The tuna. Yeah, the blue cheese.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But listen, that's how we get better as drafters.

[KB]

We'll get better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We realize our mistakes. Tuna was a bust.

[Kyle]

You're gonna talk about this with the boys at the country club, Brandon.

[Danny]

They will be waiting for me. There have been many days where I get there and the yak is the number one thing they want to ask about.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Today's gonna be that day.

[Zah]

The beard really does smell. Does your ice beard smell?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's tuna blue cheese.

[Big Cat]

Gross.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's Tuesday.

[Big Cat]

It's Tuesday.

[Kyle]

It's just Tuesday.

[Big Cat]

This was a Friday episode that we

[Danny]

should have a day at the Stool.

[Kyle]

It's just a Tuesday.

[Big Cat]

Another. Another day. What. What day are you out this week, Titus?

[Kyle]

I'm out Thursday. All right. Eddie, are you here Thursday?

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm out Thursday. Friday.

[Big Cat]

I'm out tomorrow. Okay. We'll get Dana here too.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Maybe do some more titties. Yeah, probably. Dana would love the titties.

[Kyle]

Doug, station titties.

[Danny]

Oh, God.

[Kyle]

Load of beer up in those things.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I might just ascend after doing that. Drinking a beer out of a titty.

[Zah]

We need new titties, though.

[Kyle]

Why do those exist? What are. What's the point of the title?

[Zah]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

This, like.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Was there someone sitting in a warehouse

[Brandon Walker]

being like, hopefully babies?

[Kate]

I don't know if. What were the nipples like? I was gonna ask. Were they kind of chewy or were they pretty realistic?

[Zah]

Perfect.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they were. They had a little give tool.

[Danny]

They're sensitive.

[Big Cat]

You could latch.

[Brandon Walker]

Tasted like a real titty.

[Kate]

So maybe if a baby. If you're switching from breastfeeding to formula for some reason, you might. And the b. But the baby only wants a boob. Maybe you can trick them.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Breastfeeding education.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and we did get educated today.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's for science, man.

[Kate]

Good for you guys.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Brandon not letting Zako was crazy.

[Danny]

I'll make it up to Zali. I'll let him, I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Suck your dicks.

[Danny]

If he wants Toes. Fine. Whatever he wants.

[Kate]

Do you guys feel more bonded now?

[Big Cat]

I feel like there's a Brandon.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Zah]

That's a Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Yes. He's mommy.

[Danny]

Some of you approached the titty with love. Some with anger, some with confusion. Getty.

[Zah]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Happy Mother's Day, Brandon.

[Nick Torrani]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

Happy Mother's Day to you.

[Eddie]

You finally know what it's like.

[Brandon Walker]

Going last was. I had everything.

[Zah]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

I'm happy. We did it though. We got over our fears.

[Kate]

Why don't you all get motto now or something?

[Brandon Walker]

Something.

[Zah]

Yeah. And to have a virus.

[Big Cat]

That'd be fine just sitting in it for a second. What was done today.

[Brandon Walker]

I need to like just.

[Big Cat]

Just really. Just feeling the gravity.

[Brandon Walker]

It's. It's.

[Kyle]

Yeah. How your life got a year. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a little bit post nut clarity.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Eddie]

Feeling.

[Big Cat]

It's like.

[Danny]

Oh. What?

[Kyle]

I'm waiting for the phone to ring.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Where the first call is going to come from.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Any.

[Brandon Walker]

When's payday? Cuz it's going to feel so bad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Filthy.

[Big Cat]

Any thoughts of anyone making a real career out of this thing? Going mainstream? Nah. Uhuh.

[Brandon Walker]

Ruined.

[Kyle]

Not anymore.

[Big Cat]

That's all right. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I want to go home.

[KB]

Me too. Badly.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Spin the wheel.

[KB]

Pack my briefcase.

[Big Cat]

Another hard day at the stool. Oh, please be young. We'll yug the titty. All right. See you tomorrow. Please like the stream. It's the act. It's the act.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Dying to dark shop or do a Yankee.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy mother's day. Love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Kate]

Bye.