Zach Lowe (20:22)
a better player in the end and did a lot with little functionality around him by the slimmest of slimmest of margins, which is very unlike me. And I put VJ Edgecomb third because of the minutes issues. Okay, those are the he played like a thousand more minutes than Dylan Harper, who I think per minute has probably been better than Vijay Edgecomb. But the minutes are the minutes. Okay, all NBA, all rookie, all defense, and then we're out of here. All NBA again. No Luca, no Cade, no Ant. First team Shea Wemby, Jokic, Jalen Brown, Donovan Mitchell, My mvp. Valid. Second team Kawhi Leonard. I can see the argument for him making first team. He's been better per minute than Jalen Brown. And Donovan Mitchell, I'm putting him second team Jalen Brunson, Jamal Murray. Congratulations. Jamal Murray, all these years, when is Jokic going to play with an All Star? When is Jokic going to play with an all NBA guy? And you kind of thought like, ah, Jamal Murray might squeak into the All Star game, maybe make a third team. All NBA. No second team. All NBA. And he's all NBA. Even if the other guys all qualified, he's all NBA one way or another. So Kawhi, Jalen Brunson, Jamal Murray, Kevin Durant, unassailable numbers. And I put Tyrese Maxey on the second team. He'd be bumped the third team if all the guys were healthy, but they're not. And he just played an enormous amount of minutes for a team that needed every second. Third team Jalen Duran, he's a must. Jalen Johnson, I think he's a must. Chet Holmgren, second best defender in the league offensively, not what everyone dreams of him being, but still pretty damn good shot super efficiently from two. And my last two spots came down to a whole bunch of guys. Cat, Scotty Barnes, Evan Mobley, Shen Goon, James Harden, Lamelo Ball, Danny Abdia who kind of. I wouldn't say he struggled because Portland Surgeon to the eighth seed but his shooting dropped off a little bit, his defense dropped off a little bit. I ultimately went with Karl Anthony Towns and Scotty Barnes as the last two guys on third team all NBA. Obviously they'd get booted if we had a fully healthy or even semi fully healthy roster of candidates, but they are there as all NBA players. Cat, I think had a kind of underrated season honestly and a really nice last two months. Scotty, you're going to nitpick. The three point shooting isn't even take him really anymore. You just have to consider him more of a 45 on offense and you put in his playmaking, his defense, his finishing at the basket, his transition play. I think there's enough there over a bunch of frankly kind of flawed candidates. And the advanced stats, really by the way, if you care, they also lean Cat among this group. Lamelo's advanced stats are off the charts but they kind of protected his minutes and he's pretty far behind in the minutes category. So that's all NBA. What do we got next? All rookie. This was fun and I flip flop a bunch of times. What I did not flip flop on was the big four are on first team. Flag Knipple, Edgecomb Harper and I kept Maxine Renault as my fifth first team guy. Bad team, tanky team. I get it. He played against starters. He started 56 games, 60% on twos and when you watch them it was functional, real NBA basketball. Defensively he's going to struggle. That's fine. He's a rookie. All the rookies struggle on defense for the most part. Not VJ Edgecombe, but a lot of them do. I just think he did a little bit more in a little bit more minutes, almost 2,000 than the guys on my second team who are. Without further ado, Cedric Coward, who I think is a first team level player but kind of didn't play enough after the first half of the season. Jeremiah Fears, some big scoring games late in the season. Big time silly season. But again not inefficient. Guys got some zip, some vision. Derek Queen tapered off a little bit. He was first team halfway through the season. He's second team now. Ace Bailey and then my last spot. First I had Ryan Kalkbrenner halfway through the season. Then two weeks ago I had a week ago I had Will Riley a week ago at Will Riley and in the end I'm going with Colin Murray Boyles I just look, this is the 10th spot on second team, all rookie. He's behind both of those other guys, Kalkburner and Riley in minutes and I just don't really care for the 10. For the 10th spot, I'm going to go with the guy who is impacting winning on a real team. And since he came back from his thumb injury, particularly the last 10 games of the season, that guy has been a freaking force on both ends of the floor. He makes winning plays all game long, tipped out rebounds, offensive put backs, good extra passes. I'd like to see him shoot more. He. He like has a little bit of layup phobia sometimes that I think is probably linked to his thumb injury. He's an ace defender. He's just more of an impact player for a good team right now than Will Riley, who put up awesome numbers, did clean up in garbage time in some games and we all know Wizards games have a lot of garbage time. And K. Brenner is a rock solid choice. He protects the rim really well and he finishes around the rim really well. I'm just going with CMB and all defense. Last but not least, first team, Wemby Chet, Asar Thompson, Bam Adebayo and Scotty Barnes. I flipped him onto first team, second team, OG Anunoby, Kason Wallace, Rudy Gobert, Derek White and Dyson Daniels, who I don't think has got enough credit for a really good season on both ends of the ball. Other than his three point shooting. A lot of other candidates. But those are my final awards picks. Apologies to Bill Simmons and the Bill Simmons Taxi Uber service. I might get fired. Who knows? Doc out in Milwaukee. Not a shocker. See what happens. Giannis with yet more ambiguous comments on Trash bag day saying he doesn't control. He's not totally in control of his future. True to a degree. The Bucks have to actually offer an extension and if they do and you sign it, you do seed some level of control over your future. They can now, after a certain amount of time, trade you, against your wishes to anywhere you want to go. But just stop, just stop with the like, it's not in my control. I don't know what they're doing now for the playing time thing. That's their decision. I think it was a fair decision, but that is their decision. That was not in his control. He's right about that. The General like, my future in Milwaukee is not up to me. Yeah, it is. Like you hold a lot of the cards. You're going into an extension eligible summer. You Will signal to them whether you're likely or unlikely to sign it at some point. And when you do that, you will determine their course of action. James Borrego, I think he did a really good job in New Orleans. I hope they actually give him a fair shake. I hope this isn't one of those things where they have the candidates already secretly in mind. But we're going to give you a token interview. He. He committed full board to that team. They got much more competitive when he took over for Willie Green. He deserves a real shot at it.