866: Watch Out for That Tree

Summary

This American Life

Episode 866: Watch Out for That Tree

Release Date: September 7, 2025
Host: Ira Glass
Producers: WBEZ Chicago

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Episode Overview

This episode, "Watch Out for That Tree," explores the universal experience of having carefully laid plans upended by unpredictable, sometimes chaotic forces. Through a set of deeply personal stories, Ira Glass and a handful of guests trace how we respond to the unexpected—from a family vacation struck by lightning, to a Palestinian student whose life is derailed by politics, to a teenage prank that spirals into a multimillion-dollar soccer transfer. The episode weaves humor, suspense, and emotion to capture how people confront randomness, guilt, and fate.

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Act 1: Forces Outside Our Control

The Story of Mahmoud and Noor

Setting the Stage (09:21–16:21)

• Noor and Mahmoud, a married couple, are looking forward to a new stage of their lives: he's finished grad school, she's expecting a baby, he's starting a new job. Their partnership dynamic: Noor is "the warrior, the organized one", Mahmoud "the calm one, the procrastinator".
  • Notable quote: “She’s the warrior, he’s the calm one, she’s the organized one. And he’s nonchalant, as he puts it.” — Angela (16:04)
• Flashback: Mahmoud’s humorous procrastination in previous years, showing the comfortable, teasing rapport between the couple.
  • Notable moment: Noor busting him for missing a job deadline, but it working out anyway (16:21–17:28).

Shocking Disruption: Detention and Political Storm (11:29–20:17)

• Mahmoud, a legal U.S. resident, is suddenly detained and threatened with deportation under the Trump administration for his involvement in student protests. Video of his arrest goes viral, drawing national media attention.
  • Notable quote: “It felt like a kidnapping.” — Ira Glass (12:31, paraphrasing Mahmoud)
• The shocking element: Mahmoud is not the typical “target”—married to a U.S. citizen, has a green card, baby on the way.
• Mahmoud’s optimism and resilience, rooted in a childhood in a Syrian refugee camp where stakes were much higher—"It's not a healthy resilience." (20:17)

The Life Interrupted (20:32–27:23)

• Mahmoud loses his dream job at Oxfam due to the government’s stance and growing notoriety. Noor faces childbirth alone, with Mahmoud supporting her by phone during labor due to denied emergency furlough.
  • Notable quote (Noor): “He was on the phone giving, like, moral support as much as he could. I put headphones in...” (22:47)
  • The emotional significance of Mahmoud singing the adhan to his newborn son over the phone (25:01–25:34).
  • Noor describes bringing the baby home in silence and the stark absence of Mahmoud—instantly transforming joy to grief (26:22–27:23).

Legal, Emotional, and Political Fallout (27:23–38:27)

• The government’s justification: that Mahmoud’s protest activity undermined U.S. foreign policy, rooted in an old anti-communist law. Yet, evidence against him remains vague.
  • Notable quote: “The administration argued... it should not have to make any kind of argument or explanation or present any evidence at all...” — Ira Glass (29:40)
• Mahmoud’s eventual release after a federal judge rules the law is unconstitutionally vague and likely targets his free speech—but his case is still uncertain, with deportation still on the table.
• Mahmoud returns to fame and public scrutiny rather than his planned, private life. Fame brings threats and safety concerns to his family.
  • Notable quote: “His fame kind of annoys me, to be honest. It's just a reminder of how absurd the whole situation is. Like, he shouldn't be famous.” — Jasmine (34:45)
  • “The job at Oxfam, being there for Dean’s birth and not being famous, over the life he’s ended up in.” — Mahmoud (37:00)
• Mahmoud debates whether they should stay in the U.S. or if he should leave alone to keep his family safe.

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Act 2: The Engineer (A Prank Gone Wild)

Kieran’s Teenage Pranks Spiral Into Global Myth

Innocent Beginnings (41:58–43:59)

• Kieran Morris, as a teen in England, starts with pranks like photobombing TV news during soccer transfer season.
• He and his friend escalate: planting a rumor about a French player, William Gallas, joining a mediocre team—they nearly fool the national news.

“The Honduran Maradona” (44:24–49:58)

• Kieran’s ambitions grow: chooses an obscure Honduran player (Alexander Lopez) from the Olympics to transform into a rising star by doctoring his Wikipedia page with extravagant stats and the nickname “the Honduran Maradona.”
  • Notable quote: “He is known to Olympia fans as the Honduran Maradona.” — Kieran (47:07)
• Kieran poses as a freelance journalist and feeds the rumor to sports journalists in the UK, who repeat it.
• Eventually, Houston Dynamo in the U.S. buy Lopez for a million dollars, quoting the fake stats and nickname in press releases.
  • Notable quote: “His record of 18 goals and 34 assists… testifies to his creative and goal-scoring potential.” — Pablo Torre (49:58)

The Prank’s Consequences and Confession (52:14–65:43)

• For years, Kieran boasts about the prank as his signature story—even referencing it in job interviews and on dates (“She [my fiancée] hates every beat... she has heard me pull that routine hundreds of times…” (52:19)).
• As he gets older, he wonders: Did he accidentally hurt Alexander Lopez’s career, setting him up for unrealistic expectations and pressure?
• Reporting trip: Kieran interviews Dynamo staff and Lopez himself. Management confirms they did their own due diligence, and the nickname had little impact.
  • Notable quote: “Nicknames don’t matter to us in the professional soccer industry.” — Nick Kalba (58:33)
• Kieran finally confesses to Lopez in Costa Rica that he invented the nickname and the legend. Lopez laughs, tells him he thought it was just silly fan stuff.
• Lopez has a new, more fitting nickname—“the Engineer”—which his family and fans embrace.
  • Notable quote: “It wasn’t randomly made up by a child.” — Kieran (65:09)
  • “This entire time, Alexander Lopez had been engineering Alexander Lopez’s trajectory because, of course, he was.” — Pablo Torre (65:43)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Mahmoud’s Story

• “It's not that the police would come and arrest you. It's that the police would come and kill you.” — Mahmoud Khalil (19:24)
• “It just felt, like, very cruel that this happened to us, like, to have this moment stolen.” — Mahmoud Khalil (25:38)
• “His fame infected everything about their lives.” — Angela (35:26)

Kieran’s Story

• “Never once did I think, what has happened to him, what really has happened to him, to his family? And that bit by bit, as I got older, that became a bigger thing in my mind.” — Kieran (53:10)
• “There’s only one Maradona. But he’s got a better nickname now. He’s the Engineer.” — Kieran (65:09)
• “The legend that Kieran had most invented was his own.” — Pablo Torre (65:43)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment Description | Timestamp | |:----------------------------------------------:|:-----------:| | Tom's vacation lightning story | 00:00–07:09 | | Mahmoud’s arrest and Noor’s perspective | 09:21–16:21 | | Mahmoud’s detention, legal limbo, birth drama | 20:32–27:23 | | Legal, political, and emotional fallout | 27:23–39:10 | | Kieran’s pranks and fake sports legend | 41:58–65:43 |

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Episode Themes & Tone

• Recurring Theme: Meticulous plans broken by “forces outside our control.”
• Tone: Intrinsically “This American Life”—mixing humor, shock, intimacy, and broader social resonance.
• Broad Reflection: We can try so hard to predict and control our own futures, but randomness and external powers can always upend them. Sometimes, the story we tell ourselves about our agency turns out to be just that—a story.

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Summary

This episode moves seamlessly from the minute risks of family travel to the seismic impact of immigration policy and media manipulation. Each segment illustrates the vulnerability of human plans against chaos—whether it’s a “10% chance of thunderstorms,” being caught in a political crackdown, or a teenage joke echoing across continents. Through vulnerability, wit, and riveting real-world drama, “Watch Out for That Tree” invites listeners to empathize with those on the receiving end of fortune’s unpredictable swings.

Transcript

[Ira Glass]

Support for this American life comes from at&t. You know that feeling when someone's already looking out for you before you even need it? AT&T brings that kind of reliability to your connection. With the AT&T guarantee, staying connected matters. That's why AT&T has connectivity you can depend on, or they'll proactively make it right. That's the AT&T guarantee. Terms and conditions apply. Visit att.com guarantee for details. Tom's an accountant, and he once said this thing to his kids that really stuck with him because it summed up so much about his personality and how he handles decisions at work and with his family. He said it's his job to assess risk. It was part of his thinking. Even when he planned family vacations. Planned vacations would take him months. He'd get travel guides, check out national parks. He. He'd look for hidden gems near the parks that they could visit. Along the way. He'd check the local weather to make.

[Tom]

Sure that we know what the average temperatures are during those times of years.

[Ira Glass]

Now, I'm gonna ask this question. As an accountant's kid. When you had put together the family's plan for the trip, was that done in an Excel spreadsheet?

[Tom]

You know it pretty good, Ira. I like that.

[Ira Glass]

And so if I saw that spreadsheet, what would I be seeing?

[Tom]

Ubc from left to right, it has the dates that we're going to, you know, where we're going to be, awesome.

[Ira Glass]

Mileage between each spot, number of hours on the road, places to stay, that kind of thing. Okay. So one year, the plan was to go to Great Basin national park in Nevada and hike. And whenever the family would go to a national park, they always liked to do at least one really strenuous, difficult hike as part of the trip. And on this trip, they decided to climb to the top of Wheeler Peak. Tom researched this in advance, of course.

[Tom]

And the trail starts 10,000ft up, and you climb 3,000ft. The one thing that I remember reading was that they said Wheeler is susceptible to changes in weather. So I said, okay. They said, so get out early. So we got out early. We got out around 7 o' clock in the morning.

[Ira Glass]

Of course, he checked the weather forecast.

[Tom]

For the day, and I remember there was a 10% chance of thunderstorms, but later in the afternoon. So I thought, okay, we could get up there by 10 o', clock, we could stay till 11, then we could.

[Ira Glass]

Come back down and avoid the trouble.

[Tom]

Correct. And so, you know, the best laid plans as we later Found out. We headed out on time. It was a beautiful day, probably about in the 70s. Nice little breeze.

[Ira Glass]

His two kids, Marco was 20. Angela, who was 18, sped ahead up the trail as usual. Tom and his wife Marian, weren't that far behind. And they're going up the switchbacks. Just a lovely, perfect day until the two kids get hit by lightning.

[Angela]

I don't remember seeing a bolt. I just remember seeing everything flash white.

[Ira Glass]

This, of course, is Angela, and I learned this family story from her when she worked here at our radio show. Basically, she and her brother got to the top of the mountain before their parents. Dark clouds rolled in really fast. Within minutes, it was hailing. The temperature dropped, and there was lightning. The strike which hit Angela and Mark wasn't a direct hit. It probably hit some boulders next to them.

[Angela]

What I felt was as if somebody took a bottle and, like, slammed it onto my head. I remember my arms flying up as though, like. As though I was like a puppet and somebody draws the string, and we were, like, knocked down. I remember, like, falling on my butt. And my brother, I mean, he describes it as getting tackled. Just this feeling of being, like, physically overcome rather than like an electric current.

[Ira Glass]

Running through your body.

[Angela]

And, I mean, we were just freaking out. We were like, what the hell just happened? Screaming, screaming, cursing, cursing.

[Ira Glass]

They run down the mountain towards their parents, who are just a little ways down the mountain, crouched like turtles low in some shrubs so they don't get struck by lightning, getting pelted by hail. They have no idea this had happened to their kids.

[Tom]

And Mark and Angela, we were waiting for them to come down, and, you know, we're worried as we could see the lightning striking, and you could see it almost, like, sizzle as it hits the mountain. And we finally see them coming down the mountain. And I could see the lightning hitting the mountainside really close to where they are. And I'm thinking, oh, my God, my kids are going to get killed. And that's when I thought, what a mistake I made here. I never, you know, I never planned for this.

[Ira Glass]

Finally, the kids reach them, and Marion.

[Tom]

Says, thank God you didn't get hit by lightning. And Angela said, yeah, well, we did.

[Ira Glass]

The kids were shaken up, sore, but no serious injuries.

[Angela]

I don't think I was particularly traumatized.

[Ira Glass]

Wow, you went like. You got hit by lightning.

[Angela]

I get traumatized by people who, like, are mean to me. Like, lightning's not personal. You know what I mean? It's like the lightning wasn't like, angela, you're ugly. The lightning was just doing its Thing.

[Ira Glass]

Tom, meanwhile, felt two conflicting feelings. On the one hand, he'd taken precautions. He'd checked the weather. He had a spreadsheet. He knew he had planned as well as he could. But at the same time, he felt a lot of guilt for putting the kids in that situation.

[Tom]

Yeah, I felt very, very badly about that. And for the next couple weeks, I would wake up at night thinking about it, what. What I saw and what happened and the peril I put everybody in.

[Ira Glass]

After this trip, he said any day he took the family out for a.

[Tom]

Hike, I would make sure that, weather wise, we were pretty much in the clear. Although, like I said, we were pretty much in the clear for this day, too.

[Ira Glass]

Like, yeah, how could you be more in the clear than you were that day? You were in the clear. It's 10% chance of rain in the afternoon. Like, it doesn't barely get better than that. That's pretty good.

[Tom]

Yeah. And I think the other thing is when you're on a vacation and you know you're not coming back to this place anytime soon or ever again, I guess you might roll the dice a little bit more.

[Ira Glass]

I know, but you weren't rolling the dice like you had 10% chance of precipitation. I mean, it's funny, I feel like you do, listening to you talk about this. Like, you do seem like you feel like you could have done something, but it really doesn't seem like there's anything you could have done.

[Tom]

That's my Catholic education. You got to be guilty about something, right? Italian Catholic education. Yeah, you got to be guilty about something.

[Ira Glass]

Okay? So with respect to everybody's religious education right now, ladies and gentlemen, sometimes you make a plan and random stuff happens that you really could not have anticipated. Today on our program, we have stories of people making very reasonable, very sound plans that emphatically do not work out for them. As somebody once said, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition. From WBEC Chicago, it's this American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Stay with us. It's a boy for this American Life. And the following message come from AT&T. There's nothing like knowing someone's in your corner, especially when it really counts, like when your neighbor shovels your driveway after a snowstorm or your friend saves you the last slice of pizza. Staying Connected matters. That's why AT&T has connectivity you can depend on, although proactively make it right. That's the AT&T guarantee. Terms and conditions apply. Visit att.com guarantee for details. Support for this American Life comes from Squarespace. Their AI enhanced website builder Blueprint AI can create a fully custom website in just a few steps using basic information about your industry goals and personality to generate premium quality content and personalized design recommendations. And get paid on time with branded invoices and online payments. Plus streamline your workflow with built in appointment scheduling and email marketing tools. Head to squarespace.comameran for 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

[Noor]

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[Ira Glass]

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[Angela]

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[Noor]

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[Angela]

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[Ira Glass]

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[Angela]

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[Noor]

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[Ira Glass]

Just American Life act one Forces outside our control April was going to be their month. I mean the April that just passed a couple months ago. This couple have been waiting years for this. They've been long distance for an insanely long time. Six years. Then they both moved to New York, got married, but he was in school now. Finally he was out. And they were at that moment as a young couple when you're excited for your life to really kick in. She was pregnant, working full time as a dentist, just three weeks away from maternity leave. He had finished grad school in December. She was 28. He was 30. Nor in Mahmoud. Our story begins in March.

[Noor]

It was a transitional phase for sure. Mahmoud had just got a job offer, so he was going to start his job. And it was kind of like a transition from. Because when Mahmoud was in school, I was the one who was working.

[Ira Glass]

You're supporting the two of you.

[Noor]

Exactly.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

And Noor would go to work, so I would do like all the house stuff. I would cook. Noor would come like at 6, 7, would eat dinner and just like Reba.

[Ira Glass]

You know Reba. Sitcom from the early 2000s with country music star Reba McEntire. I know, very random.

[Noor]

No, it's just like an easy, light hearted fun show.

[Ira Glass]

Wait, and were you making him watch it?

[Noor]

Basically I choose the Netflix shows that we are gonna watch.

[Ira Glass]

So.

[Noor]

Yeah, but you liked it.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I mean it's a background show, so. No, I mean, okay, I'm kind of.

[Ira Glass]

Slow playing an important fact about these two people and maybe it's time to be less coy about that. Mahmoud is Mahmoud Khalil. And the thing that interrupted the plan for April is something you might have heard of. In March, he became the test case, the pioneer, the very first student protester that the Trump administration detained and tried to deport because of his participation in student protests. There was a video that Noor filmed of officers arresting him in the lobby of the student housing. Maybe you saw this. He's standing by the mailboxes when they put handcuffs on him. That's not.

[Noor]

Okay, okay. He's not resisting. He's giving me his phone. Okay, I understand. He's not resisting. You guys really don't need to be doing all of that.

[Ira Glass]

In the video, Mahmoud's back is to the camera, and he looks back towards Noor to comfort her, even though he's the one being arrested. He says, it's fine. Fine, habibi. It's fine. Nor gets on the phone with a lawyer. Hi, Amy.

[Noor]

Yeah, they just, like, handcuffed him and took him. I don't know what to do. What should I do? I don't know.

[Ira Glass]

The video got a lot of attention, partly because it was the first video of a student arrested. Like, this plane goes. Officers without a warrant, putting him into an unmarked vehicle, not answering basic questions.

[Noor]

Can we get a name, please? Can we get your name? I understand the lawyer is asking for your name. He's saying they don't give their names.

[Ira Glass]

Mahmoud said it felt like a kidnapping. Part of what was so shocking about it at the time was the fact that Mahmoud Khalil was not here on a student visa or some kind of temporary status. He's a permanent legal resident with a green card, married to a US Citizen with a baby on the way. Not the kind of person we thought of as a candidate for deportation at the time, Long, long ago, back in March. Since then, the government has attempted to revoke or terminate the visas of over 6,000 students. And Mahmoud Khalil became a symbol, Exhibit A, for the aggressive new tactics that the administration is using to crack down on dissent. His case will help determine whether the president and Secretary of State have the power to kick somebody out of the country for protesting or anything else they think runs counter to the policy goals of the United States. Here at our show, we started working on a story about Mahmoud back in March, in the early days when he was still in detention. At the time, some of the most powerful people in the country, the president and the speaker of the House, were calling him an aspiring young terrorist and a mastermind of student violence. A radical, foreign, pro Hamas student. It was also cartoonish. It made me wonder what the reality was. Who was this man, Mahmoud khalil. And to figure that out, I teamed up with a reporter, Suzanne Gabber, who covered the Colombia protests and travels in some of the same circles as Mahmoud Khalil and his wife. And we interviewed people around Mahmoud Khalil who know him, who described him as a very particular kind of person, somebody who asks a lot of questions, someone who chooses his words with a lot of care. But while he was in detention, the government stopped us and other reporters from interviewing him. He came out in June and we talked to him. Finally, the Trump administration and right wing media were still describing him as a menace to society. On the left. He was seen as kind of a folk hero, but not a lot has been written about who he really is or what it's been like for him to live through this from day to day. His arrest, his detention, his new international notoriety. And I'm going to bring Suzanne Gabber on now to present this story with me from this point forward. Hey there, Suze.

[Angela]

Hey. So, yeah, like you said before the arrest, Mahmoud and Noor were at this turning point in their lives that they'd been planning for, for years. And specifically, they were focused on two dates coming up in April, just weeks away, the due date for the new baby. And Mahmoud was about to start a new job, his first job after grad school. In that moment, before all this happened, one of their friends described it nicely to us. Her name's Jasmine Soraya Mahmoud and Noor suggested we talk to her. She started as Mahmoud's friend. They're both Palestinian. They were at Columbia grad school together. But then she got close to Noor, too. She was the witness at their wedding. Jasmine and Mahmoud were both involved in the Columbia student protests against the war in Gaza. And Jasmine pointed out that in the months before Mahmoud's arrest, he was winding down his student activism.

[Jasmine Soraya]

And I think me and Noor were sort of like, okay, now that Mahmoud's graduated. And I was like, oh, Mahmoud's finally going to step into the real world and, like, see what it's the crushing blow of having to work nine to five and not, you know, so sometimes she would say things like, you know, like any wife would. And I don't want to make her seem like she's not supportive, because she is, but, like, you know, you need to be more present here. And he was, he really was at the end, like, we were talking about apartment hunting and we were gonna throw her a baby shower, and he was always like talking baby stuff.

[Angela]

After he graduated, when it comes to getting these big life changing plans in motion. Noor and Mahmoud seem like they have a pretty equal partnership. They both say she's the warrior, he's the calm one, she's the organized one. And he's nonchalant, as he puts it.

[Noor]

Do you want to tell them how you procrastinated your British Embassy application? Let me tell you that story.

[Ira Glass]

What she's talking about here is something that happened years ago when he was living in Lebanon and he applied for a job. This is before he came to America. And this turns out to be one of those stories that all couples have where one partner tells it to prove a perhaps unflattering point about the other partner. And the way this came up is that in our interview, Makmoud mentioned in passing that he procrastinates sometimes. And that's when Noor busted out with.

[Noor]

Let me tell you that story. He saw this job, and he was like, I need to apply. And he kept procrastinating and procrastinating and procrastinating.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

And then Noor freaks out. And that also irritates me.

[Kieran Morris]

Just let me.

[Ira Glass]

Yes.

[Noor]

And then it came to the day where he was supposed to put in the application, and he missed the deadline.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

It was their fault, though. Okay, please tell me, what's usually the deadline? It's like, 1159 for that specific job. It was 1155. So I go to click, submit, like, 1157. And then they say, oh, like, you missed the deadline. And I was like.

[Noor]

And of course I was like, I told you, apply earlier.

[Ira Glass]

In the end, they extended the deadline for everybody. He got the job and worked at it for four years.

[Angela]

So it's March of this year. They're on the cusp of this new life, and Mahmoud gets detained. On March 8, ICE officers flew him from New York to Louisiana. He ended up 1400 miles away in a facility in a remote town called Jena. He lived in a big room with 70 iced detainees. Bunk beds, three urinals, three toilets in that same room. No privacy, lights always on. Noor sent Jasmine to visit him because she was too pregnant to go herself.

[Jasmine Soraya]

He probably wasn't being, like, fully honest with her, which I think anyone wouldn't be, right. You'd want to say, like, oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. Like, when I went to see him in Louisiana, I was, like, so worried because he was telling me he wasn't eating, and he was saying he was really cold and he wasn't sleeping.

[Ira Glass]

He looked.

[Jasmine Soraya]

You know, Muhammad's always put together. Like, you can see lots of pictures of him. In suits. His hair was, like, a mess, and his skin was kind of peeling. And I knew that he has, like, a special shampoo and sort of eczema lotion that he uses on his face, and he just had, like, looked different.

[Ira Glass]

When Mahmoud describes his time, it's nowhere as dark. He was able to call Noor. He talked a lot to his lawyers, helped other prisoners with their paperwork and cases. And everybody around him says that he was always optimistic about his case. He believed he hadn't done anything wrong, and he trusted that the US Is a place with rules and laws. That was definitely not true. Where he grew up. His childhood was in a refugee camp in Syria where, as a teenager, he'd protested the regime of Bashar al Assad. Two friends of his were disappeared at those protests.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

It's not that the police would come and arrest you. It's that the police would come and kill you. That was the stakes. You're literally, like, walking to your death in these demonstrations.

[Ira Glass]

Do you think that you were so calm when you saw that the White House was tweeting about you because it had been so much more dangerous for you doing activism in Syria when you were young?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I haven't thought about it, but my early years, like, growing up in the refugee camp, literally living under bombardment for an extended period of time, that. That whole experience, I think, made me more. I wouldn't call it resilient. It's just.

[Ira Glass]

But it is resilient. That is. Yeah.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I mean, yeah, it's not. It's not a very healthy resilience. I. I know.

[Angela]

It'S hard to imagine now, but when he was first detained, Mahmoud still thought maybe this wouldn't be a huge disruption. They'd get their lives back, and he'd be out in time for those two dates in April, the start of his new job and the baby's due date.

[Ira Glass]

The job was with Oxfam, the humanitarian aid group doing policy at the United nations, focusing specifically on the Middle east and the Palestinian territories. It was exactly the kind of job he'd been working towards for years. He'd worked in Lebanon for a group that ran schools for refugees, taught himself English, did similar work for refugees at the British Embassy, and then got himself into Columbia University's School of International and Public Affairs. The start date was coming up April 1st, and when he was arrested, it probably would have been good employee etiquette to contact his future bosses at Oxfam. But he figured that they had heard he had. Nord talked all the time on the phone when he was in Detention. And she had access to his email. And he would ask her, did they email? Did they email? Remember baby on the way. They were anxious to become a two income household. They owed nothing. His start date came and when. And two days later, an email arrived rescinding the job offer. Noor.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

Noor, read me the email. That was very, very disappointing.

[Ira Glass]

Mahmoud Noor assumed that if he hadn't been arrested by the Trump administration, he would still have the job. That it would be hard for Oxfam or for any group doing development work to hire somebody that the White House named as a terrorist sympathizer. Oxfam declined our request for an interview about this. It was April 3rd that Mahmoud heard he lost the job. The baby was due April 28th.

[Angela]

Noor told me that she had a deep fear about giving birth alone. And everyone kept telling her, don't worry, don't worry. Your first baby is usually late. Mahmoud will be out by then. Then she went into labor a week early, April 20. Immediately, she called Mahmoud's lawyers. It's happening. Try and get him out. They asked for an emergency furlough, which prisons sometimes give in urgent family situations like this. They hoped Mahmoud could fly to New York for just the birth with an ankle monitor and check ins with the government. They were denied in less than an hour and they ended up in this situation that they both feared. Nor in a hospital room without him.

[Noor]

He was on the phone. Yes. Which also my doctor afterwards, she's like, every time I saw you talking on the phone, I got so sad. Yeah, he was on the phone giving like moral support as much as he could. I put headphones in and then, yeah, the headphones were in my ear.

[Angela]

It was 4am Mahmoud scratched on the floor in Louisiana. He's in a room with 70 detainees and most of them are asleep. So he whispered over the phone.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

And to me it's just like to me was just trying to really picture the room. Noor, is she fine? Because it was like a one way call. Like no one is answering me. Like, even when I talk to Noor, I don't know if she can hear it because like, you know, she's in labor. So it felt like talking like to the void, but like I still would speak supporting words to Noor.

[Noor]

He was trying, you know, as best as he could, just like support, like.

[Angela]

Oh, you're doing good, you know, it's.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

Happening, habibti, like just a little bit more, a little bit more.

[Noor]

At one point, like my headphones fell out, so I wasn't hearing him. Anymore. And obviously, you're, like, pushing. You're in labor. I'm not thinking about, like, oh, let me put the headphone back in. My mom ended up taking the phone. And he was like, oh, like, put her on the phone. And I'm like, my mom's, like, trying to give me the phone so I can, like, listen. And I was like, no. Like, I'm, like, dying.

[Angela]

At this point, her mom put the phone close enough to her ear so that she could hear him. Every 45 minutes, the phone line would cut out because the detention center limits the length of phone calls. So he'd call back, hoping they would answer.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

A couple of times, they did not answer me, like, because they forgot the phone. Like, it was on. On the side until they saw that, like, actually, you know, it was hung up. And now I'm calling again.

[Angela]

When the baby was finally born, a boy they named Dean, they took the phone and put it to his ear. In Muslim families, the father will often recite the adan, the call to prayer, right after the baby is born, welcoming them into the world. Mahmoud had thought about that moment a lot.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

Like, just, like. I can't describe it. How important that to me, more than religiously, it's culturally like, to have the father to call that Dan. I mean, it's just like, my first time for him to hear my voice. But that was, like, really difficult. Like, my voice would crack while I'm reciting in Dean's ear.

[Angela]

Yeah, I can't imagine. Was that the most emotional you'd been in detention?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I believe so. I don't think there's words to describe it. The fact that we literally dreamt about this moment for so long, it just felt, like, very cruel that this happened to us, like, to have this moment stolen.

[Angela]

Two days later, Noor's mom and sister took her home from the hospital. They went to park the car. She took Dean upstairs.

[Noor]

So when I first came into the apartment, I was by myself, very quiet, and, like, you know, like, I, like, put him down in his car seat just on the kitchen floor. And it was. We got home around, like, sunset. And the sunset was, like, beautiful. It was like this. I mean, you can see my apartment. There's a lot of, like, sun that comes in, and it was just, like, shining, like, into our apartment. I had this beautiful baby. And then it was just quiet in the apartment. Mahmoud was not there. And it just kind of, like, that's when it hit me. And then I just started crying. And I'm just looking at Dean in his car. Seat. He was sleeping, like, so peacefully. I mean, I was upset. I was so mad. It was not the way I had imagined, and it was not the way that we had talked about. It was a very frustrating day, I think.

[Ira Glass]

So.

[Angela]

April 3rd, Mahmoud didn't get the new job. April 21st, the baby came, and he wasn't there. He was still in detention, and it wasn't clear when or if he'd get out.

[Ira Glass]

This is as good a spot as any to talk about the charges that were keeping Mahmoud in detention and upending his life and to talk about the stakes of this case for the whole country. Traditionally, of course, the kind of thing that Mahmoud did, he was part of student protests, would have been seen as being protected by the Constitution as part of our right to free speech. But the argument the administration is making in court is that the Secretary of State has the power to decide if somebody's presence in the United States undermines U.S. foreign policy and then kick them out of the country. This is based on an immigration law enacted at the height of McCarthyism in the 1950s. And the things that the administration believes that Mahmoud Khalil has done that merit getting kicked out of the country, that would override his right to free speech. Those things actually are not spelled out in the government's filings in the case. But when White House Press Secretary Carolyn Levitt tried to explain how Mahmoud undermines US Policy at a press conference, she said, Mahmoud first came here to study.

[Kieran Morris]

And he took advantage of that opportunity.

[Noor]

Of that privilege, by siding with terrorists, Hamas terrorists, who have killed innocent men, women, and children. This is an individual who organized group.

[Kieran Morris]

Protests that not only disrupted college campus classes and harassed Jewish American students and made them feel unsafe, but also distributed.

[Noor]

Pro Hamas propaganda flyers with the logo of Hamas.

[Kieran Morris]

That is what the behavior and activity.

[Noor]

That this individual engaged in.

[Ira Glass]

That's what this individual distributed.

[Noor]

On the campus of Columbia University.

[Ira Glass]

The White House has talked about pro Hamas flyers distributed at some Columbia protests. Did you know about flyers like that?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I did not. I mean, there's absolutely no truth to these allegations, like, at all. Yeah, I would never. I mean, for so many reasons. I would never do that. Like, for so, so many reasons. The protest is about ending the genocide and ending Colombia's complicity and war crimes. That was about it. Why would they bring such flyers? What would it do to the cause?

[Ira Glass]

The administration found a new line of attack on this subject this summer when Mahmoud did not condemn Hamas in an interview on CNN and another interview on Ezra Klein's podcast, saying the question was a distraction, and that he condemned the killing of all civilians. The Department of Homeland Security posted in response, quote, mahmoud Hogil refuses to condemn Hamas because he is a terrorist sympathizer, not because DHS painted him as one. As for the administration's bigger point, that the protests themselves were anti Semitic, Mahmoud says exactly what so many people that it's possible to criticize Israel's actions in Gaza without being either anti Semitic or aligned with Hamas. One thing that's genuinely confusing about the administration's argument in all these student deportation cases is this idea that a student protester can somehow undermine U.S. foreign policy. Like, what could that possibly mean? I mean, sure, students were asking the government to change its foreign policy and not keep funding Israel, but urging some policy change is just normal politics in the United States. President Trump did it when he ran for office. That is not undermining any policy. The only clue that the administration has given about what this might mean came in April when the government submitted to the court a brief memo from the Secretary of State saying that Mahmoud's presence in the United States undermines U.S. policy to combat anti Semitism around the world and in the United States. But again, no explanation of how this one grad student, who is no longer a grad student, was achieving that lofty goal. In fact, in immigration court, the administration argued that it should not have to make any kind of argument or explanation or present any evidence at all for how MAHMOUD is undermining U.S. foreign policy. The government's lawyers argued that if the Secretary of State says that that's true, then that's that. No discussion needed. That's all that's required to deport him. If the government wins this case, presumably the Secretary of State would be able to declare, without any explanation or any proof, lots of other people are deportable. I did reach out to both the Department of Homeland Security and the State Department asking how Mahmoud's actions undermine U.S. foreign policy. The furthest I got was this not very illuminating answer to my question from a senior State Department official. Quote, as you know, there's ongoing litigation with respect to this matter. However, our position is that the actions of the United States with respect to Mahmoud Khalil were correct and necessary and fully supported both by fact and by law. In May, a federal judge ruled that the law that the government's using to go after Mahmoud is unconstitutionally vague. And then in June, the judge said that Mahmoud was likely being targeted for deportation by the administration for exercising his First Amendment right to free speech. And he said, I'm Free.

[Angela]

Mahmoud flew home to New York June 21, after 104 days in detention. When Noor and Dean greeted him at the airport, it was only the second time Mahmoud had seen his son in person. The first was in a cold courtroom in Louisiana. And from the moment he returned to New York, there was something new derailing the life he and Nour had planned. His own fame.

[Kieran Morris]

Did you see Mahmoud Khalil?

[Ira Glass]

Mahmoud Khalil?

[Kieran Morris]

Mahmoud Khalil.

[Noor]

Mahmoud Khalil back home in New York.

[Angela]

Tonight, his second day in New York, he was mobbed like the Beatles at a rally near Columbia. Security had to push people back. He gave a speech in front of a church, which his friend Jasmine decided to skip. She went inside the church and took care of Dean.

[Jasmine Soraya]

But I wasn't gonna, like, watch him give a speech in front of people. I don't know. And he was like, why? And I was like, I don't want to see people looking at you that way. And Mahmoud Chella or Mahmoud Madness or whatever it was.

[Ira Glass]

Does he seem different?

[Jasmine Soraya]

Yeah, he's not focused. This is a weird distraction.

[Ira Glass]

Yeah.

[Jasmine Soraya]

Yeah. I mean, he's like a figurehead. People know who he is. Like, there's a coffee shop near my house, and they have, like, a big picture of Mahmoud on the door. So I go there every day. I'm like, oh, there's Mahmoud on the door. Or like, I went to Times Square for some ungodly reason, the subway, and Mahmoud on one of the subway signs. It's just like. I don't know if he really underst. Like, I couldn't grapple with that idea that everybody knows who he is.

[Ira Glass]

It's just a really strange thing for anybody to have to go through. Is it hard to get your mind around, though, just, like, how well known you are?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I'm still comprehending that. So maybe I'm trying to push, thinking about it. And. Yeah, to be honest, I haven't, like, contemplated that as of yet.

[Jasmine Soraya]

His fame kind of annoys me, to be honest. Yeah.

[Ira Glass]

What do you mean, a noise? It just.

[Jasmine Soraya]

It's. It's just a reminder of, like, how absurd the whole situation is. Like, he shouldn't be famous. Nobody should know who he is. It doesn't make any sense. And that this reason why Mahmoud's famous is because, like, something absurd happened that never should have happened. And it just. Yeah, it annoys me. It makes me angry because, you know, if he wanted this and voluntarily chose it, great. But, like, to have it forced upon him like that, I don't. I don't like it.

[Angela]

Mahmoud's fame infected everything about their lives. A few weeks after he was released, they were still living in Columbia, student housing, an apartment they'd have to move out of soon. Mahmoud was supposed to be finding an apartment for them, and he'd been putting it off.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

Yeah, I procrastinate a lot. Noor hates that. We need to move, like, in less than two weeks.

[Noor]

And here we are. We don't have an apartment.

[Ira Glass]

Are you serious? Less than two weeks?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

Yeah, less than. Like, we need to move at the end of this month.

[Ira Glass]

Can you shop for apartments like normal people right now?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I mean, I have my cap, and.

[Noor]

He wears a cap all the time.

[Angela]

Oh, you have a cap. Like you're in disguise?

[Kieran Morris]

Yes, like, in disguise.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

And one of it was funny. One of the, like, the agents was like, I've seen you somewhere.

[Ira Glass]

I was like, maybe.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I'm not sure.

[Noor]

He played it off really well.

[Angela]

So he needs the disguise because there have been so many threats against them, and he's recognized so often when he goes out without it. When Noor walks on the street with baby Dean, people come up to her. One time, a stranger asked, is that Mahmoud Khalil's son? She didn't know if it was going to be good or bad. It's scary. And mostly, they've avoided leaving the apartment. And when Mahmoud does decide to go outside, it's to go to Washington, to spend the day talking to members of Congress, or to stand on stage in front of 3,000 people with comedian Rami Youssef and New York City mayoral candidate Zoran Mamdani.

[Ira Glass]

This positive side of his face, the fact that people pay attention to him, seems, for now, to be deeply outweighed by the negative side. Mahmoud told us that given the choice, he would, no question prefer the life that he was lining up for this year. The job at Oxfam, being there for Dean's birth and not being famous over the life that he's ended up in. Case in point, it is really not clear what kind of job he's going to be able to get. Like, how do you picture what kind of work you're going to be able to get now?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

I'm trying to, as much as possible, like, to postpone having that, like, conversation, you're saying with myself, like, just, like, thinking, oh, now, like, I can't work for Oxfam or foreign organization at the UN and it's scary. And, like, we did not have much money before my arrest. I mean, until now, we don't have any money to be honest.

[Ira Glass]

There are two different cases that are going to determine whether Mahmoud will be deported. One is in federal court and may be appealed all the way up to the Supreme Court. The other is in immigration court. That one could be decided in a few months and could result in his expulsion. If it does, the government says it will either send him to Syria, where he was born but doesn't have citizenship, or to Algeria, where he's a citizen but has never lived.

[Angela]

I was at a hearing in immigration court where they talked about where to send him. Four expert witnesses said if he were sent to either place, Mahmoud would be at great risk to be harmed or killed. Probably the most heart wrenching moment of that hearing happened near the end of the day. Mahmoud said if he were deported, he wanted to go alone. He didn't want to expose Noor and Dean to any extra danger because of him. When he said this in his testimony, I looked over and I could see Nora crying. Later, she told me this is how he always is, protective of her and his family. Now Dean, it's sweet, she said, but sometimes she doesn't agree.

[Ira Glass]

And that's where this interruption in their plans has left them. They don't know if they'll end up here or abroad, together or apart. They're waiting to see what the new plan for their life is going to be. Coming up, a 16 year old plans a prank and a complete stranger from Honduras ends up in a million dollar deal. What could possibly go wrong with that? That's in a minute. Chicago Public Radio. When our program continues, support for this American life and the following message come from at&t. Whether you're calling your parents to say Happy anniversary or checking in with your kids before bedtime, staying connected matters. That's why AT and T has connectivity you can depend on, although proactively make it right. That's the AT and T guarantee. Terms and conditions apply. Visit att.comguarantee for details. This message comes from MIDI Health. Women in midlife face a healthcare desert, but MIDI is here to fill the gap, offering expert care for perimenopause and menopause covered by insurance. Hot flashes, insomnia, brain fog, weight gain and moodiness don't have to be accepted as just another part of aging.

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[Kieran Morris]

Doing live news spots, and we'd walk over and we'd just, like, stare really blankly into the camera like, you know, yokels that hadn't seen technology before. And then we'd rush back and we'd see if anyone had seen it on TV and be like, oh, my God, who are those freaks in the back? And that was us.

[Ira Glass]

But then when they got to middle school age, they got more ambitious with their pranking. They wanted to start a rumor and get it onto their favorite TV channel, Sky Sports News. Kieran says they designed the rumor to be kind of amusing, but also plausible. The rumor they made up was that this soccer player, William Gallas, was going to sign with a not very good team, Birmingham.

[Kieran Morris]

Like, you know, lower mid table, dowdy old Birmingham. You know, he's on the out, he's old. It could happen. Let's try and just put some calls in.

[Ira Glass]

So these kids, they caught up a hotel in Birmingham and booked a room in the player's name. This player, William Gallus, is French. So Kieran pretended to be a French sports agent with a kind of terrible French accent.

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, it's talking like this, you know, so can I have. I have roommates coming in. My client, William. Oh, you cannot tell what this is for. It is for Birmingham that task.

[Ira Glass]

Finished. Room is reserved. He caught up the press.

[Kieran Morris]

It was as easy as saying to a few papers, I've just heard from my friend who works at the Malmaison, the hotel. Don't take it from me, but apparently William Gallas has booked a room. He's coming in tonight and then telling Sky Sports all of this. Oh, my God, my phone's been blowing up. Apparently William Gallas is going to Birmingham. I've heard it from this guy at this paper, I've heard it from the guy at the hotel. And then the next morning, we're watching Sky Sports News again. There's a flash interview with Alex McLeish, who was the manager at the time. And it's just 10 seconds of, oh, you've been linked with William Gallas. Do you have anything to say about that?

[Ira Glass]

No, no, nothing in that. I've got two young centre halves and.

[Kieran Morris]

It'S not the right move for me.

[Ira Glass]

I need to spend my money on other positions or spend the club's money.

[Kieran Morris]

On other positions that we really need to improve things. That was one of the funniest moments of our entire lives. It's just like being just hit by a tsunami. It was just, oh, my God, it was here, sat on this floor by this TV yesterday. Today it is coming out of the tv that was ridiculously powerful. It's like, if we can do that, what else can we do?

[Ira Glass]

That what else can we do? Is the plan that they launched into next. A plan that succeeded at a level that stunned these two kids. Okay, so I first heard this story on a podcast I've been listening to. Pablo Torre finds out, which I don't know exactly how to describe this sort of an investigative reporting sports show that's also pretty funny. Anyway, Kieran told the story to Pablo and then Pablo agreed to adapt it for our show. And so here now to tell you this story is Pablo Torre.

[Pablo Torre]

At age 16, Kieran Morris was experiencing what can only be described as a puberty of the ego. He was still lightheaded, a little high off the intoxicating success of his French accent. And now he wanted more. He wanted to go big game hunting, find another soccer player and engineer an even bigger prank on the global soccer media. The only question was which player they should use. And then one day in the summer of 2012, the London Olympics happened to be on TV. Honduras versus Morocco.

[Kieran Morris]

It's. Ooh, is there anyone here? Let's look through the squad list. And we looked at a few, you know, a few of them had already gone to Europe, a few of them already had a bit of hype around them, but There was a 19 year old number 10 making his first waves into the national team. Fairly dynamic on the day. His name was Alexander Lopez. He hadn't left Honduras. He had a pretty modest but good goal record. Little bit of detail on him, and I don't know what it was, but we just fixed our eyes on him and before we know it, we're at the big boxy computer in the study going through Wikipedia, juicing it up a little bit with a bit more bio here.

[Pablo Torre]

What are you editing on Wikipedia?

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, it's basically at this point, it's a blank page. So a season had just gone by, the 1112 season. It had no detail on it. Let's give him some references for, you know, a great series of goals in the Honduran league.

[Pablo Torre]

So they went in a few times over months and kept juicing the numbers. Statistically, what are you giving him? What kind of an upgrade are you giving him?

[Kieran Morris]

18 goals, 34 assists. You know, crazy, crazy, crazy figures. If you watch a player do that to your league, they're an object of fascination. Other people are rising with his tide. He's that talented. The assists I always thought were the flourish.

[Pablo Torre]

But from the beginning, the boldest thing they did is something you can still see right now, forever etched into the Wikipedia history of the page for Olympia midfielder Alexander Lopez. Because Kieran Morris went back to add one more line, a nickname which he placed at the very top.

[Kieran Morris]

He is known to Olympia fans as the Honduran Maradona.

[Pablo Torre]

Diego Maradona is one of the two or three greatest players in the history of soccer. That sound was him achieving immortality in the 1986 World cup for Argentina against England. He is also one of its most colorfully reckless characters, to say the least. And all of this is to say that Kieran comparing an effectively anonymous soccer player named Alexander Lopez to Diego Maradona was absurd. A real heat check. But for the people who'd never paid attention to soccer in Honduras, meaning pretty much everyone, this nickname was also plausible. And so the next step of Kieran's plan was to call up a newspaper, Rupert Murdoch's London Times. And the Persona Kieran invented this time was an eager freelance journalist named Neil Barker. And as soon as Neil Barker heard a human voice on the other line, he pitched that human an item he had just heard about an Olympic level prospect named Alexander Lopez. Because the Honduran Maradona, Neil Barker said was signing with Wigan, a team in the English Premier League based in Greater Manchester. And Neil Barker sounded legit.

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, I think it talked a bit like this. So it's a Bit more. A bit more Mancunian and a bit more.

[Ira Glass]

Yes.

[Kieran Morris]

So I've heard a little bit about Wigan signing another Honduran lad. He's playing at the Olympics now. He's called Alexander Lopez. He's abs, apparently. He's really, really good. Two and a half million is what I've heard from the physiological.

[Pablo Torre]

Oh, you're the physio's friend.

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, the physio's friend. Like, you just piece it together like that, where it's, oh, a physio's friend could have let that slip. A medical could be happening. And then the times, I remember I was on the phone with the guy for 20 minutes and he was taking down every detail. I think for the very least, the times when they put it in the paper, they believed it. And then the year afterwards, we saw the news that the Houston Dynamo had paid a million dollars for Alexander Lopez. We just thought, oh, my God, like, there were the stats on the press release. 18 goals, 34 assists. They had, you know, a YouTube clip of him up. The comments of that had, you know, welcome the Honduran Maradona. We looked at the SB Nation posts and we looked at the Reddit boards, and there it was, like, we looked away for, like a second. And this wildfire seemingly had spread through Major League Soccer.

[Pablo Torre]

I'm now looking at the press release off of houstondynamofc.com and it says, quote, his record of 18 goals and 34 assists in 51 league games for Olympia testifies. Testifies to his creative and goal scoring potential. Which feels like you wrote that. But no, like, this just got aggregated everywhere. Like, you look it up now and It's. It's like foxnews.com has a story about this, quoting those numbers. And there's this one fan site. They're not just quoting the statistics, Kieran, they're quoting the legend, the nickname that you invented out of nothing.

[Kieran Morris]

Yeah. As soon as I saw that press release, I was sat down in my study on the other side of the city where I lived, and it's the one where he's holding the shirt and it says, Alex 10. Got the number 10, Maradona's number. Holding it proudly in orange in the sun in Houston. And the first thing I did was I made it. My laptop background. I put it on the wall like a. Like a hunting trophy. It's just like, there we go. There we have it.

[Pablo Torre]

You're a terror.

[Kieran Morris]

I know what a. What a terror you were or were. I hope.

[Pablo Torre]

I think I'm Reformed the Houston Dynamo. Signing the Honduran Maradona immediately became Kieran's defining story, because, of course, it did. Kieran Morris told the story of how he pranked this dumb soccer team, these credulous Americans in Texas who were so unfamiliar with his favorite sport that he condemned to dropping a million dollars on an edited Wikipedia page. And he told this yarn in those terms to anyone and everyone who would listen to.

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, yeah, I mean directly, directly led me to jobs, directly led me into what I do today. The magazine job that I have today, I pitched doing the Honduran Maradona. The whole run through in my job interview, it's, you know, hire me, I'm precocious. I can take a kid from Central America and make him into a millionaire. What could I do for you?

[Pablo Torre]

I like the idea of you bragging about this, like on dates.

[Kieran Morris]

Well, my, my now fiance, I started going out with Sarah, who will be listening. Hello. At the end of 2014. So nine years. So it's just after school. And so it worked on her years and years ago. Nine years ago. She hates every beat, every turn, every single mention of Alexander Lopez because she has heard me pull that routine hundreds of times with hundreds of different people, like she rolls her eyes, like default. All of this hype around, this story that was all tied into this hype I did around myself. Never once did I think, what has happened to him, what really has happened to him, to his family? And that bit by bit, as I got older, that became a bigger thing in my mind.

[Pablo Torre]

Lopez only lasted a few seasons in Houston, didn't play a lot, and Kieran began to wonder if his prank had been part of the reason things worked out so badly for Alexander Lopez, if he had callously tampered with the life of a promising young soccer player, setting him up for a fall in Houston, giving fans unrealistic expectations, disappointing coaches and teammates. Kieran felt guilty. And so about a decade later, Kieran pitched yet another British newspaper, the Guardian, this time on the untold backstory of the Honduran Maradona, the true story of what he'd done. This reporting trip, this guilt trip, is what brought Kieran Morris at long last to Houston, home of the hapless Dynamo, where he could finally discover what really happened once his million dollar invention showed up for work. Dynamo management remembered Lopez clearly.

[Kieran Morris]

He was like, he was a really nice kid when he arrived and he was fresh faced and eager. There was a big Spanish speaking contingent in the club as there is in the city, and they just helped him settle in and get his fitness up. But what I've heard from speaking with Dom Kinnear, who was the manager at the time, was that fitness was, I think, the big obstacle for adapting to the mls.

[Pablo Torre]

I think at first, I think the speed of play and the physicalness of the. The players, nonetheless, a little bit different.

[Ira Glass]

Than he was what he was used to in Honduras. It's just that we were expecting a bit more of an attacking presence from him, and I think it's took him a little while to get adjusted.

[Pablo Torre]

What did they scout actually? What did they tell you about what they saw themselves in terms of them evaluating him? What did they do?

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, they flew out and watched games in Honduras. They put their due diligence in to monitor him and watch videos and all of these things to make sure that, you know, this guy was something good.

[Ira Glass]

We did take a trip down to Honduras to watch him play for his.

[Pablo Torre]

Club, and he passed all the tests for us.

[Ira Glass]

And it was after that, we kind.

[Pablo Torre]

Of set up a meeting with our owners to let them know there's an.

[Ira Glass]

Interest in Honduran players south the border as a bright future.

[Kieran Morris]

But as the MLS was professionalizing and intensifying, you need to run a lot more. You need to run a lot, lot more. You need to contribute to all sides of the game. You need to be that, you know, modern total footballer to an extent.

[Pablo Torre]

You kind of need to be a bit more like the Honduran Maradona that was promised, who is again, like Maradona of the fastest and most physical athletes, as well as the most, you know, one of the most infamous. Right. Like. But he's known for. For his athleticism, his physicality, his speed. Also obviously rampant cocaine use. But as a side note, but the point is that the guy who arrived, he was less, than, unsurprisingly, what that fake nickname you made up had suggested.

[Kieran Morris]

Exactly. And early doors I watched, I think it was first game against New York Red Bulls. And there's a moment he pulls out this, like, amazing pass to, I think, Jason Johnson. And he scores to make it, I think one one with the Dynamo.

[Ira Glass]

And there's Lopez. That's what he can do. Lopez Johnson is tied it up. Spectacular goal. Alexander Lopez with a passing gem and a first ever goal for Jason Johnson.

[Kieran Morris]

And then the Dynamo get turned over. They lose 4 1. The season generally falls off the rails fairly quickly.

[Pablo Torre]

And as Kieran was canvassing the training ground, talking to all these people who work for the Dynamo, he started realizing something important. He discovered that the people he thought were these credulous Americans had actually done the research. They'd taken some international trips to Honduras themselves. It was one thing to write that press release and copy those fake statistics off Wikipedia, which the Dynamo clearly did. But they hadn't outsourced their entire scouting department to some British teenager.

[Kieran Morris]

Well, I remember the one that really set me back was speaking to Dom Kinnear, and I asked him, you know, have you ever heard the nickname Honduran Maradona? And he sort of rocks back in his chair and he smiles and he laughs and he goes, I've heard some.

[Pablo Torre]

Nicknames in my day, but the first I heard that was from you today.

[Kieran Morris]

Kieran. I haven't heard that until you said it just now. Like, literally never. Like, okay, check one on that. Chris Canetti, who was the president at the time of Houston Dynamo, he very, like, breezily, like, almost offhandedly said, yeah, yeah, we heard of that.

[Ira Glass]

Yeah, we knew about that at the.

[Kieran Morris]

Time of the signing, but didn't make.

[Ira Glass]

Too much of that.

[Kieran Morris]

I don't think he not meant it, but I think what he meant by that was we knew there was some hype around him because it was so breezily toughed off. It wasn't. It didn't give me anything like, oh, yeah, he's heard it. And then Nick Kalba, the assistant gm, was as clear as anything. Nope.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

You know, you get the Hundur and.

[Ira Glass]

Messi, you get the, you know, whatever. So I don't really take stock in the.

[Mahmoud Khalil]

In somebody's nickname, to be honest.

[Kieran Morris]

Even if we did hear it, we wouldn't care because those nicknames don't matter to us in the professional soccer industry.

[Pablo Torre]

What you're thinking, as you are, as your life, the story you tell yourself about yourself is just being dismissed as just like, obviously unserious. Like, of course, we don't give a about that. That's like just a thing someone says when they tell you that the legend doesn't even matter to them who made the decision. What's going through your head?

[Kieran Morris]

I think the first thought was that I'm a long way from home, that I have got this far, what, 12 hours flight over FaceTime with, you know, sports executives who've taken time out of their day to speak to me and just thinking, oh, God, why did I even lift under the rock with this one? Like, I could have just kept on not bothering the story, leaving the ghosts to rest and all of that. And I didn't. And I picked at the scab too much. And now, now it's all coming out now. I'm seeing it now. I'm in the room with the adults, the adults who made the decisions, the proper people who weren't just spinning yarns and telling stories and smoking areas and all of that, with the actual people doing their job. To think that I've been entertaining the idea that one day they opened up their laptops while they were watching the Olympics, just as I was, and thought, oh, look at all these goals and assists, you know, Chris, go get your. Go get your checkbook. When you see it all now, just Kieran.

[Pablo Torre]

What a literal child's version of how sports works. But there was one more thing that Kieran had to do now that he was telling the true story of the Honduran Maradona. And it was Kieran Morris needed to come clean to Alexander Lopez himself. No, Kieran hadn't ruined Lopez's life, it turned out, but he tried to mess with it, did his best, gave him that absurd nickname without ever really thinking through the consequences. So this was a kind of weird confession. Lopez was now playing for a team in Costa Rica. Kieran found his agent calmed his own nerves. And without explaining to the agent why he kept on insisting on interviewing Alexander Lopez in person. Kieran got on a plane. And one day at a Costa Rican Hilton, the Honduran Maradona walked in.

[Kieran Morris]

We shook hands. It was, you know, journalist and subject, sit down. Interpreter in the middle, Kira Morris speaking.

[Angela]

Ileana Castillo, the translator, and Alex Lopez, Lopez El Juador.

[Pablo Torre]

They talk through his career. Lopez had no bad memories of Houston. He had a rough time on a Saudi Arabian team for a while, but with that contract went to Honduras.

[Kieran Morris]

And that run back in Honduras. He was banging in the goals, he was winning trophies. He was all, you know, free flowing, goal scoring number 10 in Honduras. He finally had the record that we had made up for him when he was 19. He was at 24 or whatever he was then, he was ripping up the Honduran league.

[Pablo Torre]

And after stalling for as long as he could with details about Lopez's career, Kieran started edging up to the reason he was even there. Had Lopez ever heard of this nickname, the Honduran Maradona?

[Kieran Morris]

He had. He absolutely had. He had heard it, but he thought it was just a fun, silly nickname made up by the fans.

[Ira Glass]

The surname came along simply because, you know, a lot of newspapers and journalists.

[Kieran Morris]

Were talking about it and they would.

[Ira Glass]

Say that I was like a young Maradona. I had the same skills that Maradona had when he was that age, too. I know that. But of course, we all know the Maradona. You know what he was really.

[Kieran Morris]

So it's just that. And that was about as far as it went. And there was a split second where I thought, shake hands and let him go. Tiniest split second. But I don't know what dragged me out of that. And I can hear it on the interview tape, those first, like, stutters, like, excuse me, before you go, one thing, one more thing.

[Ira Glass]

While I'm here and while I have you.

[Kieran Morris]

And then I've already rehearsed the spiel with the interpreter. She's not caught up.

[Pablo Torre]

So awkward imagining this.

[Kieran Morris]

So beat for beat, I'll do like, one tenth of the story and then I'll pause and then she'll do it in Spanish. When you were linked with Wigan, I had changed Wikipedia around. I had called the papers. And then I will do the next bit and the next bit, and then it's all of those moments where I know I'm talking and he's not reacting, but then I just sit back and watch his reaction. I'm studying him while I'm waiting to say something again. And I just keep talking and talking and talking. Ten years ago, I invented the name the Honduran Maradona.

[Angela]

Hace Diego na undureno.

[Kieran Morris]

It's me. And he starts laughing. And then I'm like, that could mean a multitude of things. But he thought it was funny and benign and inconsequential and saw it for what it was, which was nothing. When my agent told me a journalist wanted to do an interview, I was sort of like, huh?

[Ira Glass]

Why?

[Kieran Morris]

But now I get it.

[Pablo Torre]

How does he feel about using that nickname name the Honduran Maradona? Does he. Does he embrace it? What?

[Mahmoud Khalil]

What. What's.

[Pablo Torre]

What's his feeling on that?

[Kieran Morris]

Oh, no. He was very old school about it. He was like, oh, no, no, no. There's only one Maradona. But he's got a better nickname now. He's the Engineer, El Ingeniero, as they call him. And his mum loves it. I think his brother actually is an engineer. So, like, it's cool for them. The fans gave it to him, which is how nicknames should work. And, you know, it sums him up. He dictates play from the middle of the field. You know, he's crafty, he's intelligent. It's who he is. And it wasn't randomly made up by a child.

[Pablo Torre]

That nickname, the Engineer, is so perfect. It's so perfect because Kieran thought he was the Engineer. Rerouting Alexander Lopez's life, but he wasn't. This entire time, Alexander Lopez had been engineering Alexander Lopez's trajectory because, of course, he was through all the ups and downs, which meant that the legend that Kieran had most invented was his own.

[Kieran Morris]

Dead right. Dead right. And this is what it's a story of. It's a story of a kid who just took something way, way, way, way, way too far in his own mind and has been telling people about it for 10 years, since.

[Pablo Torre]

Kieran Morris. Thank you for coming clean about who you actually are.

[Kieran Morris]

It's a pleasure. It's a pleasure. I'm closer to knowing.

[Ira Glass]

That story was adapted from the podcast Pablo Torre Finds out, which Pablo likes to say is a show about sports the way Moneyball is a book about baseball. I've been enjoying it. And he just had a big story this week about salary caps and Kawhi Leonard that made national headlines. Thanks also to his producer, Chris Tominiello. Royal program was produced today by Lily Sullivan with help from Suzanne Gabber. People who put together today's show include Fia Bennen, Michael Comedy, Audrey Thompson, Cassie Halle, Hanna Jaffe Waltz, Seth Lynn, Tobin Lowe, Kathryn Raimondo, Stone Nelson, Anthony Roman, Ryan Rumery, Alyssa Shipp, Lara Starcheski, Chris Roy Sortala and Marisa Robertson Texter. Our managing editor, Sara Abdurrahman, our senior editors, David Kestenbaum. Our executive editors, amazing Daniel Berry. This week we say goodbye to our office coordinator, Jandai Bans. She is off to teach music to kids, which frankly, is a much more interesting job than the job she had with us. And she gets to use her talents way more in this new job. We will miss her, though. Special thanks today to Valerie Caesar, Mariam Alwan, Grant Minor, Carly Shaffer, Rumsey Kassam, Joseph Hallot, Jude Taha, Diala Shamas, Sheza Abushi Dalal, Rosie Fitzgerald, Amber Van Chassen, my client Kang Yo, Nura Benavides, Sara Yassin, Rami Youssef, Lily Salzberg, Gaia Karamazza and the filmmakers of the encampments. It has been an entire week since I have mentioned that if you become a this American Life partner, you get ad free listening. You get a greatest hits archive right in your podcast feed and you get access to bonus episodes. There are now dozens of them. Some of them are honestly really kind of wonderful. To check them out, subscribe at this umbrella americanlife.org LifePartners. This American Life is delivered to public radio stations by prx, the Public Radio Exchange. Thanks as always to our program's co founder Mr. Tory Malatea. You know he got into his first bar fight this week. What did it feel like?

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[Ira Glass]

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