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The English troops take the strain on the ropes and haul for all they're worth. The staircase in the abbey's tower is narrow and the stone steps are winding and steep. They have to climb backwards, trying not to slip. It's tough work. The rope burns their hands. Sweat drips down their foreheads and stings their eyes. The iron cannon they're hauling up this staircase is huge, heavy and awkward on the ground. They move it by cart, but they're not on the ground. In fact, their orders are to get this beast of a gun and a load more just like it as far above ground level as possible. Those orders have come from no less a figure than Thomas, Duke of Clarence, brother of Henry V, the Lancastrian King of England. Thomas is one of Henry's tight inner circle, and he's the go to man for for the most hardcore jobs on any battlefield. Which is why Today, in mid August 1417, Thomas is in charge of turning the two grand abbeys that stand on the outskirts of the city of Caen into massive gun platforms for English gunners. His men are busting a gut to do it, but Thomas is certain their sweating and cursing is going to pay off. Caen is one of the most heavily fortified cities in the French Duchy of Normandy, which the English have set their sights on conquering. Breaking Caen is going to take a lot of firepower and an inventive approach towards using it. The men finally get the cannon to the top of the tower. There are plenty more still to drag up here, but though they're exhausted, big smiles are spreading across their faces. They're looking out over the perfect view of Caen. The walls, the rooftops, the people hurrying nervously around the city streets. One of the men pats the cannon affectionately. This is going to be like shooting fish in a barrel. Once the Englishmen open the barrage, the citizens down there are going to have two choices. They can either open their gates or die. I'm Dan Jones and from Sony Music Entertainment, this is history. Season 8 of A Dynasty to Die For Episode 9 Henry the Conqueror One of the oldest bits of wisdom in human history is what goes around comes around. That idea has taken many forms over the millennia, the Old Testament talks of an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, the notion that justice should exist in symmetry with an offence. Eastern religions explore the notion of karma, one aspect of which is that good and bad actions have good or bad consequences. And let's not forget the words of that great modern sage, Justin Timberlake, who 19 years ago released his smash hit, what Goes Around Comes Around, a case study in actions having consequences. When you cheated, girl, my heart bleeded, girl so it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt Just a classic case scenario tale as old as time. Girl, you got what you deserved. Now, in the early 15th century, Justin Timberlake hasn't been invented, but the notion of justice, restorative and providential, certainly has. As we've heard this season, in 1415, Henry goes over to France, claiming to be the rightful king. He blasts Harfleur to tinder sticks, then crushes the French noble elite at the Battle of agincourt. Now, in 1417, he's back again, aiming to go further, faster and harder than ever before. Henry lands his armies not far from Harfleur. But this time he has higher ambitions than nabbing a single coastal town and scarpering. His aim is to head deep into Norman territory and go for a really major scalp somewhere like the city of Caen, which lies southwest of his recent military victories. After Rouen, Caen is considered the second capital of Normandy. What's more, and this is why I've just been banging on about Kama, Caen has ancient connections with one of Henry's ancestors. It's a town deeply connected with that dastardly old Norman, William the Bastard, AKA William the Conqueror. William built the castle there. He founded the abbeys, which the English gunners are now turning into gun positions. Back in 1066, old Willie the Sea brought thousands of men from Normandy to England. He crushed the English at the Battle of Hastings and nabbed the English crown. That was a seminal and defining event in English history. So there's a certain symmetry to William's ninth great grandson coming in the other direction 350 years later and giving the Normans a taste of their own medicine. Which is a good point to remind you that over on our Patreon this week, the discussion topic for our royal favourites is all about the greatest acts of revenge in history. Head there after the show to join the debate. En route to Caen, Henry marches his men from their landing spot near Harfleur, heading inland for 50 miles and demanding the surrender of all the significant towns they pass. Two years ago, in 1415, towns would have barred their gates to him. But knowing now what he's like, the Normans are far more inclined to fall. Their choice is pretty stark. They can't hope to hold out very long against Henry's highly motivated army, which packs serious firepower. It's hard to imagine they're going to get much backup from the French Crown, given the ongoing infighting between the Burgundian and Armanac factions at Charles VI's court. And as Henry has made clear, anyone who holds out against him will be inviting painful retribution. The way he sees it, he's the rightful king, which makes anyone who resist, resists him rebels and traitors. On those grounds, he can treat Normans who won't surrender as harshly as he sees fit. It's not a very inviting prospect. Caen, however, has other ideas. Call it madness or call it self respect. But this is a major city with big walls and a heavily defended citadel. If they can't stand up for themselves, the French are in trouble. So as the English army rumbles in their direction, the citizens try something they think is clever. They decide they need to make the suburbs of the city, those bits outside the walls, uninhabitable to Henry's army. The fewer places the English can use as assault positions or lodgings, the more unpleasant the experience of laying a siege will be. The citizens earmark everywhere in the entire suburbs for quick demolition. As in everywhere. The two biggest buildings outside the walls are a pair of abbeys, the Abbey aux Homme and the Abbey aux Dames. As I've said before, both of these were founded by William the Conqueror, and they're pretty magnificent places. But the city's authorities don't care. They order mines to be dug under the abbey's towers so that they can be collapsed. But that turns out to be a big mistake, because those abbeys are full of monks and nuns, and for them, the destruction of their beloved houses of God is a bit much. At this point, the medicine seems worse than the disease. So as the English approach, a messenger monk is sent out to make contact and offer to hand the abbeys over peacefully if only they aren't destroyed. Which is how we get to where we started this episode. As the English bear down oncamp, they know that they're going to be handed a huge advantage. As soon as they arrive. All they have to do is take possession of those abbeys, get the guns up to the high points and start blasting away. And that's exactly what they do. For nearly two weeks, the English rain. Hell down on the city of calm, wrecking houses, killing civilians and taking chunks out of the city walls. Henry and Thomas are having a field day. Their ancestor William the Conqueror, buried at the abbey Homme must be spinning in his grave. 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