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Alice Fraser (0:00)
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Dan Jones (1:23)
Thanks for listening. The ship's timbers creak as it floats slowly into Bordeaux's harbour. Aboard the dozens of passengers stretch and start getting to their feet. A couple of rats scuttle around the deck, squeaking as they run. As the ship nudges up against the harbour side, the sailors on board clamber over the bows and start tethering ropes to iron posts. A gangplank is heaved over the side and the soldier in charge of the expedition walks down. He runs a hand through his salty, sweaty hair and sighs. It feels good to be on dry land. The crew has been at sea for nearly a week, since the fleet left the south coast of England. Now they're here, the capital of England's Duchy of Gascony, the rich, warm, wine producing territory in southwest France. This should be a fun trip. Seabirds squawk and flies buzz lazily around. Summer is here. The crew of this ship are overdue. A good time. Many of them are veterans of the 1346 Battle of Crecy and the 1347 Siege of Calais, two of the most grueling military campaigns in L memory. Now, in 1348, it's time for them to cut loose, live a little. They've been sent down by the Plantagenet king of England, Edward iii, to escort his favorite daughter Joan to get married. Fifteen years old, with a round, innocent face, Joan is by all accounts the apple of her dad's eye. He hates to be parted from her and has felt pretty sore about letting her go off to get married. Still, that's the way of the world. Joan's husband to be is a young fellow called Pedro, and he's the heir to the throne of the Spanish kingdom of Castile. The plan is for Pedro to come up and meet Joan here in Bordeaux. Then they'll take a leisurely trip back down south to formally tie the knot. The marriage will seal an alliance between England and Castile against Edward's nemesis, the dithering King Philip VI of France. All the men on the ships have to do is babysit young Joan until Pedro turns up. How hard can that be? Yet as they look around the harbor side, the men sense that something's a bit off. In a big city like Bordeaux, you'd expect there to be more going on. Stevedores humping boxes, fishmongers selling off the catch of the day, that sort of thing. But there's no one here besides the lap of the water, the birds and the summer breeze blowing a creaky warehouse door on its hinges. It's silent. Where in God's name is everyone? A minute later, the welcome party appears. It's led by a smart fellow who looks like he might be the mayor, along with a handful of other dignitaries, and they're heading down the harbor side at a fair pace. In fact, they're so pleased to see their visitors that they're waving their hands above their heads. Or at least they're all waving one hand. In the other hand, they seem to be clamping something or other over their faces. It looks like twigs or herbs. They stop a fair distance from the ship and don't seem to want to come any closer. In fact, this is looking less and less like a welcome party by the second. If anything, it's a turn those ships around and get the hell out of here party, which is all very perplexing. The head of the English deputation starts to lose his patience. From what he can work out, the mayor is shouting something about a plague doing the rounds in the town. The Englishman rolls his eyes. Mate, it's the summer. This is a city. There's always a plague of some sort. He strides over and puts his arm around the mayor's shoulder, ignoring the fact that this little twerp nearly has a nervous breakdown. When he comes within three yards of him, he explains in words of as few syllables as possible what the deal is. We've got a princess. She's going to get married. Let us get on with it or I'll stick my sword in the softest part of your bar, Turks. The mayor is shaking his head frantically now, but there's not much he can do. The dock is almost empty, so it's not like he can rustle up any muscle. The ship's crew are determined to come ashore and get on with the job. Edward III himself has set them. It's not long before the English, including the teenage Joan, have disembarked their ships and are making their way into town in search of lodgings, wine, and the directions to the bath houses in whatever order they can find them. Wedding bells are expected. Love is in the air. Little do the English know that they're making a catastrophic error, because the mayor of Bordeaux is no scaremonger. The plague that's sweeping through the city is one that has already devastated whole swathes of France, Italy and realms as far far east as China. Spread by rats, fleas and humans, it's a hideously lethal illness that strikes sufferers down in a matter of days. It spreads at lightning pace and when it gets you your chance of surviving is slightly worse than 50 50. That plague is now starting to rage across Europe and it seems like there's nothing anyone in the world can do to stop it. When it hits England, it's going to take out at least half the adult population. It's going to have a devastating effect on the Plantagenet family and Edward's kingdom at large. It's the worst pandemic in all of human history. The Black Death. I'm Dan Jones and from Sony Music Entertainment. This is history Season 6 of A Dynasty to Die For Episode 7 Apocalypse now say you want to get your.
